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#FazeUp

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Waifumaker

Sombra was made for the white man!

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Tim

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Puffy!

>backfiled into 2 insta-lose games twice in a row
>all that easy XP

>Anubis

>>163125487
This looks terrible.

>>163125587
Did your dad fuck you into the anus today?

>>163125638
The jpg compression IS terrible in this pic, though.

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>>163125231
>>163125326

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Reaper is for bullying.

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>Highest rank on my team by 100+
>Each queue time 8 minutes or more
>Lose game against higher ranked team 8 times in a row
>Please Blizzard..

Harry is a much better DPS than Talespin.

>>163125551
>where we are going we dont need eyes

-Your hardest counters (D.Va and Genji) dominate the meta
-The most popular support (Ana) can check Bastion
-The most popular tank (D.Va) is Bastion's worst counter
-The most popular defense heroes (Hanzo and Widow) check Bastion hard
-Checked/Countered by almost every offense hero
-Worst hitbox size/health ratio in the game
-Worst usage rate in the game aside from Mercy
-Winston and Rein, Bastion's best matchups, are falling out of meta and are usually accompanied by D.Va
-Painfully slow transformation time
-Good ult synergy but outclassed by many other combos
-Utterly underpowed but still ignored by Blizzard. In contrast Symmetra gets her own update and everyone loves her now
-Bastion got nothing for the Christmas event.
Please jeff, give Bastion something. Bastion is suffering

>>163125779
If you are really on a team with bronze players, you deserve to lose even in QP.

>Internethulk's winston
RIP shadowgenji

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Really arouses thought

>>163125638
No I just can't fap to fanart that has tumblr-tier anatomy.

>>163125850
But it's not normal for queue be longer than most of my games today, so far highest difference was like 800 in ranking.

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>finally find Yeti
>got bored after a few matches seeing every single winston with it

Call me autist but i hate shit like that.

Now safari or explorer?

>>163125862
elo boosting actually happens? what is the point, won't you just lose all the time?

I don't know why you guys complain. I can't think how any other pick could make this more interesting.

All the other characters not being picked are basically meme tier gimmick that suck the fun out of the game.

>>163125386
How do her goggles do that?

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Hana is a boy.

>>163125997
it could be boosting, or cheating. speaking from experience it is VERY hard to carry a shitter up that high, a 5v6 is absolutely brutal, and that's assuming the rest of your team is also decent.

>>163126081
I want someone to make me wear cute girls clothes

GG ez

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MLG stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4BzOR4ww9o

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>>163126180
>American team
>No americans

>>163126180
>non envyus semi finals match is the most exciting one

happens every single fucking time

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>>163125326
>>163125231
>>163125086
Why is bloo so best lads?

>>163126071
Reflection

>>163126071
nanomachines son

>>163126071
Shitty animation.
Yeah, I am still mad Blizzard chose fucking stretching as animation technique.

>>163126230
all EU players are trying to claim themselves as "NA" teams to get invited to NA tournaments and for the OW league (which won't be in EU first)

Any smart EU player/team would do this, and it's fun to see because it basically shows how bad NA are

Rogue and Misfits are moving to NA for example to be a "NA" teams

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>>163126238
because she is perfect.

D.Va:
Reduce damage slightly
If her mech dies to explosions, it stuns her in place as she comes out for 1 second
Change her fucking E back to what it was, decrease cooldown

Roadhog:
Hook increased to 30 seconds, reduced to 15 if he hits a target
Increase ammo to 5
E is now a hold, can be cancelled slightly quicker

Symmetra:
Reduce her range back to normal
Reduce her max sentries to 3

Literally why did they buff her so much all she needed was the ultimate change and a fix on her E

>>163126490
Wolfman?

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taking some requests over the next hour or so, lemme know what yall want

How do you even counter Harryhook on 76?

>>163126597
Mercy dressed like an American football player (or cheerleader)

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>team mates turn around to run away from an opponent shooting them
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163126597
Zarya doing something cute

>>163126597
A picture of D.Va that highlights her sweaty armpits.

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>>163126534
>this list
Acquire proficiency.

>>163126621
junkrat

>>163126597
D.Va dying

>NA Roadhog

>>163126621
hide in a corner and cry

>>163126597
hot loli on loli action

>>163126692
>letting yourself die in this game

beta as fuck

>>163126671
No, I meant Hero. At first I thought Winston, but he doesn't have long hair.

WHEN
THE
FUCK
IS
THE
FINAL
SCORE
SCREEN
BEING
REMOVED

IT'S A HUGE WASTE OF TIME THAT ONLY TILTS YOU IF YOU LOSE

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>matches have been reduced to who has the better roadhog

can't make this shit up

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>>163126597
Best Korea D.Va

>>163126698
>>163126794
I just wanted to draw videogames why am I cursed like this

>>163126534
>Those D.Va changes

YES PLEASE

Do any of you play Overwatch in a language other than English? If so, how do you like it?
I've listened to a couple of them, currently playing in French.
Torb sounds even angrier than usual, I love it.

>>163126597
pharah and widow playing twister

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scraping the bottom of the barrel here

>>163126597
Sombra and Bastion playing hide and seek

POO

>>163127126
IN

FaZe BTFO

>>163126597
Something based on this interaction

https://clyp.it/11rfu1w5

taimou's interdimensional hooks

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOOK ON ANA

EVERY payload game for the last 3 days I have played has had a Bastion sitting atop the payload on attack. No Mercy on him, no Reinhardt protecting him. Just sitting there. And we have lost every fucking game, because no one does shit.

And the one hero that could actually singlehandedly dispatch a Bastion without relying on teammates or opponents being stupid has a chance to be immediately killed if he turns around because her wet taco Uzi has lower DPS than Tracer.

>>163127292
Taimou... has good aim

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>another stomp for a final

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Suggest a random hero here that has a negligable amount/no play time.

How are these shields so inconsistent? What actually goes through D.Va's shield? It's not easy to tell. It sponges bullets and also sponges Junkrat's grenades AND sticky bomb.

You actually have to experiment or go and look it up yourself to find out. That's a bad game.

>>163126917
Ironically hanzo and genji sounds worse in japanese.

>>163127409
>Sombra
>the one hero that could singlehandedly dispatch a Bastion
lolwut

we will see anubis for sure but if envyus is so much stronger idk what it means for the draw meme

>>163127482
what did you expect? envyus has stomped every team with a american on it, only "close" games are vs koreans or other full EU teams

they haven't even practiced for 2 weeks and still dominated this tournament

>>163127545
It eats everything except melee, beams (Zarya+Sym primary fire) and Hog hooks.

>>163127583
4-0 no doubt, faze is getting obliterated

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>Shadowburn playing Pharah against Soldier/McCree

>>163127545
nothing goes through other than lasers and hook right

envyus has the absolute best player in the world at the moment

>>163127767
All of them are insanely good.

map list for the finals:

numbani
nepal
hollywood
anubis
route 66
illios
dorado

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>>163126657

>eceleb shit

lmao

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>Taimou caps as FaZe tries to fight

>Down 0-2 on Lijang
>Our D.Va finally swaps so I can go D.Va
>Bring back to 2-2
>99-99 Overtime in our favor (need to get them off the point to win)
>Team rolls in and plays distraction, dying left and right
>Go around back
>Ready to NERF THIS
>Rein charge out of fucking no where
>He pushes me off the point to the other end of the map
>We lose
All because I couldn't press Q in time. RIP

WHY DID DVA GET A HEALTH BUFF SHE DIDNT FUCKING NEED IT WHO ASKED FOR THIS

SHE ALREADY HAS A FUCKING SHIELD

WHAT THE FUCK

>>163127519
Zarya.

>>163127767
Talespin leaving was the best thing that happened to them. Mickie is a great tank and Harry is a much better DPS player.

>>163125779
source

>>163127767
>>163127806
They all kinda look like they're aimbotting
On both sides desu.

>Only one good in the NA team
>None of the teams are from the NA
How is the league gonna work?

>>163127571
you know exactly what I mean. Has no chance of getting caught flanking if you do it right, can get past all the enemy team. She can literally negate it so it's 1v1. And she can still die.

Mickie is /our/ guy, right? He was even on /our/ team during the World Cup.

>>163127994
taimou does use aimbots outside of tournaments, but nobody could do that live

I wanted FaZe to win because a jackass like Taimou doesn't deserve to be carried by HarryHook like this, it's only going to make him even more arrogant than he already is. Feels bad man.

>>163128053
Anyone with mobility can get past the enemy team
They won't get caught "if they do it right" either

So no, no one has any idea what you mean

Anyone else ready for 4-0?

>>163126081
huge clit or dick?

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It's nice to see that people still don't even try to contest the point, even after not playing for three months.
Also nice to see that people still can't touch a Lucio on a payload without a Winston/Soldier Ult.

>>163127482

if it makes you feel better

>6k viewers for a lan final

>watching esports

you guys are fucked in the head

>>163128296
it's 8k, but not much better

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>>163128189
HarryHook doesn't deserve to lose because of Taimou either

Thanks Tailspin for leaving Envy.
As American, you only hindered your actually good teammates.

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>>163126238
Engineered for our pleasure

>>163128296
>not on twitch

what the fuck did they expect

>>163125845
But everyone counters Bastion, sans Mercy and Winston

>>163128205
>comparing slipping past enemy lines to being literally invisible
really?

when you try to flank as anyone but symmetra you have to rely on them making mistakes, not paying attention. as symmetra that's null.

>ster

>>163128296
On Youtube. It's also got 8k on the MLG website. Still not good, but it's more than 6k.

>>163128536
He looks dead inside

>>163128385
I dislike Taimou more than I like HarryHook.

>>163125386
what is this from?

>>163128536
?

>>163128506
>Symmetra with stealth
Please no

>>163126749
Symmetra was my most played hero by over 2x in the beta and the first week. Then I mainly played D.Va.

Both have been buffed way too much (muh Waifuwatch) and are now completely anti-fun.

Blizzard can't balance worth shit.

>>163127564
I know, right?
Hanzo in particular sounds horrible, like he's 80 years old.

>>163128536
Can you blame him? I'd be doodling too if I was forced to watch such a one-sided stomp.

>>163128635
i mean sombra obviously oops

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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

hahaha headshots for everyone

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>>163128536
>get hired solely because of popularity
>know you can just say stupid shit and it doesn't matter because it's fucking overwatch analysis
>roll in the dough

RIP Faze

>>163128506
>slipping past enemy lines to being literally invisible
There is no fucking difference. Sombra announces when she's coming out of stealth and has to use the basically the same flanking routes as everyone else anyway.

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This is the face of perfection.

>>163128536
RELATABLE GAMER

alright guys
what are some must have PRO mlg settings everyone should have?

so far i have
>all heroes primary and secondary fire to COD tac flip (shooting with bumpers is faster than pulling triggers)
>dot reticle, green colored (smallest, easy to see)
>vibration off (throws off aim and exists only for casuals)
>sensitivity higher than default depending on personal preference
>always skip killcam (lets you see whats going on with your team after you die while you wait for your revive)

what am i missing?

>>163128692
While all the girls literally make my dick diamond everytime they talk.

Say something you don't like about your favorite character and something nice about a character you don't like.

>>163128945
something is off in this picture and i can't quite put my finger on it

>>163127864
Nice

>>163128985
Playing on PC

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>>163128945
It's just as good as when its blue.

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>>163128945
>not /blue/
Wew heart almost skipped a beat.

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>play any role except DPS
>get blamed whenever the team loses
>mfw the last time it happened I was the only tank on an attack team with a Bastion and a Widowmaker

>>163129039
I wish Pharah was good

Widow has a nice butt I guess

Faze getting punished for trying something different than 3 tank + ana. This meta is shit and makes me want to die.

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What in the god damn?

>>163129061
Is that picture showing her before she was mind fucked?

>>163129201
>3 tank
you mean reinhardt + d.va + tank

EnVyUs blowing away Faze.

I had hopes that Faze would at least make a showing.

>>163129056
>wanting to play with hackers
good one gregor!

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>people stacking 6 symm like I won't rain justice on them

>>163128919
Are you actually this fucking retarded?

>>163128985
>vibration

kys

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>won 8 placement matches
>got placed at 1780
Is this good?

>>163128985
watching killcam is probably more interesting to learn for yourself to see how you appear, what moves you made or what someone else did if it was lucky, you can learn tons from that
knowing how the team is doing you can catch most of that at the end of the cam and you can even skip it at any point
i would not turn that off
its also the way they are able to catch aimbotters btw

>>163129323
No

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>tfw you figure out Symmetra's spray pattern

>>163129323
Yeah, bottom 10%.

>>163129323
It is not "good", but you have to start somewhere, Anon. Just play, watch guides, learn from other players, and you will climb.

>>163129289
This, coming from the bronze who can't deal with a Bastion

>>163129323
Fuck no

>>163129271

>playing with retards and kids instead

Does everyone has the "I NEED ARMOR" line bound or something? I only know to do it if you do the need healing voice command while looking at torb

And yet somehow whenever Im dead as torb half my team is spamming "I NEED ARMOR" the fuck

If I had scrap Id be making armor packs you dumb shits

>>163129254
Fan art of it.

>My team of best friends LITERALLY yelling at me to stop telling them to group up
>WILLINGLY trickling

>>163129471
It's not while looking at Torb, Torb heres EVERY "I need healing" as "I need armor"

>>163129298
nice argument for keeping your method of input under constant uncertainty

>>163129392
i was going to add "at the cost of not knowing how you died and being able to improve" but didnt because ps4 has no hackers

>>163129468
this isnt an argument, please try again

>>163129471
you hear everyone's "need healing" as "I need armor" when you're torb

>>163129271

>Hackers dont exist on console

What

>>163129556
k y s

y

s

>>163128635
>crouching poo hidden loo
Would be cool if Symmetra had stealth.

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how does this makes you feel?

>>163129020
I wish there's a way to have different characters in different languages. I'd keep most guys in english and switch the girls and Torbjorn to japanese.

>>163129446
Right, next you're going to retort with le constant meme from 2009. So the answer is yes?

I can deal fine. I can't deal with the other 5 by myself when I have a team who collectively can't handle one Bastion on a payload.

Torb turret buff when?
Literally every hero who is not Mercy can make short work of it in 2 seconds.

>>163129610
please link me to a video of a recorded instance of aimbot on the ps4 version of overwatch

>>163129663
not an argument

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Post some good stuff that's happened to you in game recently. LOLstomps to friendly interactions.

As always, pass into the Iris.

>>163129676
Disgusted

Overwatch teaches you that if you hear someone speaking a foreign language you should panic

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>>163126772

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>>163129323
Cap is 5,000

things dont even get mildly tolerable until 3,000

I'm glad HarryHook isn't forced to play Lucio anymore.

>>163129687
>Are you actually this fucking retarded?

>>163129705
>playing Torb
>step away from turret for a second
>Reaper is standing right in front of it, no worries, shotgunning it dead

Honestly not sure if that should be possible

>>163129715
Got potg where I dunked 2 symmetras into the kings row deathpit. Feelsgoodtbqhfam

>>163129812
>I was just trolling this whole time x^D

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>>163129775
loli sombra and loli pharah pls

>50-75% of the games I played today had people quit midmatch
does anything actually happen to these people? The sheer volume of quitters seems to suggest otherwise

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lmao

>>163127978
Shoujo o Hitasura Mushi Seme ni Suru Hanashi
Enjoy buttload of itchy spiders

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>>163129715
finally got more than 2 kills with mccree's ultimate, and it was only 3
waiting for some teamwork to protect the mr one hit kill guy

>>163129537
>>163129578

>Torb has selective hearing

Wow. Thats pretty nifty. Played since launch and never realised

>>163129938
So the answer is yes?

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>>163130090

>>163130083
Meanwhile Taimou is almost falling asleep and Mickie is joking around

>>163130231
ps4 pro doesnt have this problem

>>163130231
Stop being Australian

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How about this :

Symmetra
Place-able turrets, they have 50 health and 20 shields each and 6 can be placed down

Place-able barriers, they act as see-through energy shields which block enemy's fire and movement, they have 500 shield HP and 2 can be placed down

Ult places down an infinite-use teleporter that shields players who use it, giving them 200 shields until they die

Her weapon does less damage than now but acts as a tractor bring and slows players down, gently pulling them in.

Winston
Tesla-gun primary fire held down builds up energy to fire a burst of short range high damage electrical arcs which will heavily push back enemies and chain from enemy to enemy if they're close enough, alt fire shoots long range low-damage arcs in a pulsing fire-pattern

2 shield tents can be dropped instead of one

Ult creates a large shield tent with 6000 HP that lasts 20 seconds

Reaper
Soul Globes will be collected even if you have full HP, when at full HP Soul Globes boost damage temporarily

Deathblossom does 200 damage per second instead of 170

Mercy
Double damage output when using the boost, have the boost be an E skill instead with a cooldown.

>>163129236
He threw 14 hooks. He just didn't spam the attack and saved it for when he knew he was getting the target.

Also doesn't mean it was clutch pulls. You can get 100% if you only hook people right next to you.

>>163129437
I was more just wondering if that's average placement, I just found a reddit thread though and it looks like that's about average for most other people who just started as well

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>tfw one win away from Diamond

What do boys?

>>163129715
aloha snackbar riptire POTGs
still doesnt beat my favourite JR PotG which consisted of me blindfiring over the bus on kings row into their spawn and getting a triple

>>163130441
Play.

>>163130441
win

>>163130441
Lose 5 games and tilt straight into oblivion.

>>163130441
Play the game.

>>163130329
the problem with death blossom isnt damage it's range.

Compared to mei's ult it's far too small. The enemy team needs to be having an orgy if you want to hit all of them.

The rest are pretty stupid desu

Except that symm barrier idea.

>be me
>playing pharah
>enemy team has a widow
>always tries to go for me
>always outplay and hill her
>start spraying every time i kill her
>she gets tilted
>i continue to demolish her
>continue spraying after each kill
>her mind is completely broken by this point
>focuses me 100% of the time and ignores my team even though i am easily juking her
>writes an angry paragraph after we win and leaves

feels god man

Anyone mid-high diamond want to queue together?
Current SR is 3303, highest was 3393.

Pushing for Masters would be nice, but I just want people to play with atleast.

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>>163130441
>>163130441
>Hit diamond
>YES!
>lose 4 in a row due to leavers
>stuck climbing out of plat with my diamond symbol, get shit on everytime I die because "what are you doing, you're diamond!?!"

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>>163130441
Win

It's all ogre

when you are a team that beats korean teams playing 2cp against an na team is fine

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>>163130441

Enjoy your next 15 loses.

>>163130663
Watch Envy give them a point so they can continue toying with them.

>>163130329
is this a joke

>>163130741
>shadowburn STIll forcing genji despite it not working for 3 rounds

gg faze

>>163130663
this is embarrassin

>>163130643
congratulations youre still shit

gg ez

>>163130891
Please teach me to be hardcore

>>163130882
It hardly worked against Fnatic either

Embarrasing.

Damn, they stomped them pretty hard.

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>faze didn't get a single point in any game

>4 - 0
What a stomp.

>>163130882
truly a pubstar

>>163131064
>>163131064
They stomped everybody.

I'd love to see EnvyUs try to play without Mickie though. That dude is stupid good.

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Which Reaper emote should I get for when I get multiple kills?
I'm partial to slow clap.

reminder that envyus is literally the best team in the world and they are from europe

>>163131060

Thought that was a dildo in lucio's overhead locker at first

>>163131159
evil laugh of course

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lolbro here

never let thorin into your community. he literally got catfished in public

>>163131159
Slop clap is the best one for tilts

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>Faze

>>163131205
they are owned by americans though, just like in real life

>>163131205
Reminder that 5 idiots could win if they had Mickey carrying them.

>>163127864
Based

Thank you.

How to Fix the game:
Give everyone a sprint
Give everyone a Wallrun
Give everyone a double jump
Give everyone a bunnyhop
Give everyone a callable Mech as an ultimate
Reduced TTK to a 1/5th of what it is now

And most importantly:
Add romancing options for the characters
Release official high poly models to animators

What was even the point of nerfing Lucio.

Seemed like a dumb move on Blizzard's part.

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>there's at best 3 teams in the world that aren't 1 pubstar + 5 idiots

>>163131339
So Titanfall?

>>163131241
too late already :(

>>163131159
cackle if you're feeling hammy
slow clap just for bm
slice if you're an edgy kid

>>163131406
When was the last time there was a smart move on Blizzard's part

>>163131241
Story?

>>163128985

Allied health bars on all roles.

>>163130094
>IT'S HIGH NOOOON
>even your own team abandons the area
>die immediately

Anybody have the winter event checklist

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>"dude choose a dps"
>check roster
>tank
>offense
>defense
>support
>no dps in sight

What did he mean by this?

I'm your fuckleberry

>>163128985
I find the yellow dot easier to see tbqh

>>163131240
This one is cool, even though it sounds a bit... off, not sure why, can't put my finger on it.

>>163131280
Sounds like fun.

>>163131484
>slow clap just for bm
>bm

?

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Fareeha

Ideas for making Winston less squishy and more tanky:

-Tesla Cannon builds static charges on enemies caught inside it, when 5 charges are built the foe is stunned for a second
-Change 100 of his health into Armor
-Return his Barrier Projector to its original health

>>163131721
It's short for "bowel movement"

Roadhog nerfs when?

>>163131848
We need him now more than ever with 300HP Tracers

>>163131795
1 charge per reload? Then its fine I guess

Now what?

>>163131881
>300hp tracers

Wat

>>163131939
Tracer+torb+sym

I need healing!

>>163131442
>So Titanfall?

Don't know what you're talking about :^)

>>163131939
The unbeatable Torb + Sym + Tracer meta of coruse

>>163131908
Every 2 seconds. If you're not in it for four seconds all Static Charges dissipate.

>>163132004
If she gets her armor torn down and rewinds, does it come back

>>163132063
I don't think it would, it can't be healed back by normal means.

>>163131795
>Players and projectiles inside the shield are slowed 50%
>Shield sized increase by 20%
>Cooldown on shield starts on drop
>Cooldown on shield increased by 2 seconds

>>163132063
No and neither do shields.

>>163132126
>is now winstons new ultimate

>>163131881
>>163131881
Ah yes i forgot about that.
God i wish they didn't make Rewing heal her, makes he almost impossible to kill unless you do it in 1 go or stun them.

best way to tilt after roadhog/torb kills

>>163132339

They dont call it an "NA ULT" for nothing

>>163132318
sitting emote

roughly what skill level does QP amount to?

>>163132430
there's hidden mmr in qp so whatever.

>>163132318
Whole Hog the corpse.

>>163132430

between wood and dirt.

>>163132519
>[citation needed]

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Can he become a new character at some point? Have him be treated with an experimental super-serum that physically ages him and makes him an excellent physical specimen, like Steve Rogers.

>>163132248
She has 150 health and rewind only brings her back to what she had 3 seconds ago. It's vital to her kit. You can't make her useless because she is strong with the support of two other characters.

The easy solution is to just make the buffs relative to the health of the person.

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>extremely good genjis with 350hp
>extremely good tracers with 300hp

even their hard counters no longer hard counter.

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>>163131754
That's a funny way of spelling perfection

>>163125378
[something happens]
tim: *screams/yells*

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Hana's Hanas

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>>163132654
what if the experimental serum also turned him into a girl

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>>163132892

>>163132913
We don't need two D. Vas.

if you were 3500 last season what are you in this season?

honestly who started all the DVA/Mercy bullshit?

>>163133032
3500

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<3

>get 4 golds as rein while our symetra is always dead
>somehow I'm the one at fault

>get gold damage and heals as zen
>call out team on awful DPS and I'm still the bad guy

etc etc, how am I supposed to rank up as a solo Q

>>163133148
this feels like a 90s cartoon

>>163132971
Dva is taller than Tracer

>>163133197
Play Hog or D.Va.
Hope at leas someone in the team picks Ana.

Was D.Va always this good? Because she's really fucking good.

>>163133197
>>call out team on awful DPS and I'm still the bad guy

Don't even bother telling those retards anything, you'll get high and mighty smug shit redditors who cry report the moment you say anything negative because you're being "toxic".

>>163133480

>Faster movment speed while firing
>+100 armour

She wasnt

Now shes better

>>163132654
I want him to be doomfist.

>>163126534
>t. Genji main

Anyone have advice on minimizing ping? Spikes are quite annoying.

>>163133673
100 health

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>>163133197
>blaming the symmetra

I win when I help them, try that

>>163133098
sr was inflated so no

>>163133673
The most funny thing about this buff is that people suddenly complain about her damage being too high. But they didn't even touch it. Until now nobody even cared.

Has Blizzard fucked with the servers or is this just on my end

every game I've played since Season 3 has started has been at like 80 ping and Im sick of lag popping up every 20 seconds

>>163133784
Call Jeff Kaplan, ask for better servers

>>163133749
t. former Symmetra "main"

>>163133480
She got a health buff for literally no reason.

>>163133197

I feel like team communication isnt your strong suit

Try muting your team and focusing on your own play rather than theirs, and only talk to them to request vital things like hero swaps. IF THAT

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>>163133197
>trying to rank up in solo queue

Oh anon, when will you learn that solo queue is a random tidal wave

>>163134021
t. shitter

>>163133978

>Literally no reason

You guys are pretending D.va wasnt completely unplayable before the changes

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I'm diamond, after 2 troll matches with the same retarded duo I'm now 2988 SR, if I stop playing my SR will decay even more? or will get stuck on 2988?

How does Mcree's ult work?

Do I have to focus on each player with the direct crosshair then move to another to activate the skulls or is it just my FOV? I feel like sometimes the skulls dont activate even when im looking right at them

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>>163126534
>shit characters like dva and symmetra finally get good
>"waaah they make my life shit, nerf them!!!"

>>163134146
Pretty damn sure the point decay only actives when your current SR is above 3000.

>>163134146
that pic is cute

It feels like the Symmetra patch did something to QP matchmaking. The average skill level has dropped a lot. I never got silvers or fresh players in my games unless they were grouped with someone else, but now I do. I'm swimming in gold medals. Or is it just casuals coming back because of the christmas patch?

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Mako is best girl

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Ana's biotic grenade is _______

Whats the best McCree emote??

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Is there anything worse than a nasal voiced neckbeard with a passive aggressive tone in your team?
Seriously this one fuck I had tilted my whole team all by himself by just opening his mouth.

>>163134462
The new holiday one. Otherwise, spit.

>>163134414
balanced

>>163134491
I can't fucking stand those nasally fucks screaming shit on mic, I just outright mute them the moment they speak.

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>>163134530
right!

>>163134060
What do you solo climb as when all high skill heroes are unviable? Any turboshitter can play D.Va, Roadhog or 76 and beat a much better McCree, Genji or Tracer.

>>163125378
is bad at watch

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Well Symmetra ensures that 2cp maps are now impossible to win

time to find a new game to play

fuck Blizzard

>>163134821
>implying people play genji mcree tracer much at all at high mmr

lmao ana is one of best heroes to climb with healing mattering so much in this tank meta

>>163125378
he's cute in this pic

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>>163131754
>>163132810
Le autistic brown soldier girl.

>>163134975
>not using symmetra to counter theirs

It's a symmetra war now

>>163134264
Are you 100% sure or not?

>>163134975
>I suck complete butt, guys, listen to me whine and cry

>>163134985
They did before the tank and 76 meta.

And what if I don't like playing Ana? Do I really have to choose between having fun and climbing

Hanzo is such a bad hero honestly and I am so happy he is because scatter arrow needs to be removed from the game. Such a bullshit spell.

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>>163135068
delicious autism