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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, and Tony montana General
Anonymous
2016-12-18 07:02:10
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Previous Scarface OD stealth heist: >>162886337
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8 [Embed]
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Memes for first
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HAHA
FOOLED YA GUYS
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push it to the limit
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>Tony Montana general
Anyway, I read that Overkill actually managed to get Tony's VA from that Scarface game.
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>creating thread before we finished typing out Break the Rules
DONACDUM
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5th for sydney being the best thing that could happen to this game in months.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/Deckstravaganza_v6.zip
fucking test this shit for me
i can't fix bugs if nobody tells me about them
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>>163065896
Yep, André Sogliuzzo. It's not Al Pacino himself, but it's pretty close.
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>>163065981
shit song
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>>163066340
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Screencaped the whole thing in case anyone wants to do something with it
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzDp068ss839ZGlaVFdYbURoVUE
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>>163065986
wheres her other eye
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>>163065981
>>163066393
>>163066587
>tracks with vocals
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>>163066825
>tracks with vocals
>vocals that play randomly
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>>163066651
Shit, something i can finally be proud of.
Thanks, anon.
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>>163067489
Strange death poses thread?
Strange death poses thread.
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>>163067610
Sure
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>>163068145
>>163068212
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>>163068145
>>163068292
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Waiting for drills.
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>>163068409
OwO whats this
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these last ones before death thread dies
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>>163068657
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i did it
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>>163068790
Good job!Now do it 20 more times.
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>>163068790
Eyy, congrats,
Now, you see these extra 20 infamies?
Don't even try.
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>>163068753
>>163068790
Noice
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>>163068790
this looks suspiciously predated
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>>163068409
>>163068549
OwO whats this
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>>163068907
And that's enough for today.
And remember, keep them helmets flying :^)
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It's 5 in the morning.
I need to sleep, but this fucking game won't let me.
Why do i throw away my life with these types of games?it's still pretty >fun tho
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>>163067610
copy that
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Hey losers, critique my build. I feel like I'm missing something. http://pd2weapons.com/l/2fdad37a174b2caa466ff8db476bed36
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>>163066825
>shitting on Ode of greed,
I hope you put a wrong ingredient on your next bomb:dockyard meth lab
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>>163068851
Ya know, there are some nice masks amongst those infamy ones, but those fucking cocksuckers didn't do shit for every other tier and there's no things like new perk decks or anything.
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>>163069712
I have done crit minigun and it was disappointing at best, and this was before the weapon unbalance and the cops becoming health sponges.
Also suit/muscle is some hardcore meme shit, and you don't even have bullseye, which is the only real actual stopgap for suit builds when dodge inevitably fails, so.
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>>163069907
>bullseye
Never really thought of it, but I guess it does make sense. Get a headshot, get 20 armor back and resist 1 shot to my health when that armor breaks.
Then again, that suit armor comes back rather quickly, oh well, I'll swap for it.
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>>163070114
It's one extra shot every 2 seconds, and the difference between killing a dozer or having him ravage your asshole
You really only need bullseye basic for the purposes of suit tanking
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>>163070432
If all I need is basic, than that's an easy fix.
Transporter Ace -> Bullseye Basic + Forced Friendship Basic
I do wonder, though, if it'llprocthat often. It's a bloody minigun, and Surefire Ace and Body Expertise Ace doesn't necessarily promote me to aim for the head.
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>>163066825
>not having this is our time for the load out menu track
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>>163070610
Oh, right, yeah, Transporter Ace.
What the fuck are you doing with that? You're in a suit. You get like, a 2% speed increase at best. Transporter Ace are for people who have absolutely obscene amounts of armor and carrying something like cocaine is just a speed boost for them, like Anarchists.
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>>163070745
Transporter Aced is effectively a waste of points even if you had ICTV on.
Don't bother with it.
Used to be that it would let you carry two bags but OVK mumbled something about how it's impossible (even though carry stacker exists) and refused to implement it. They slapped the existing version on saying they'll do something about it later and then never did.
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>>163070931
Aware.
But I'm almost positive that Anarchist can take advantage of it just by the nature of having ungodly amounts of armor.
As for crit minigun build anon
http://pd2weapons.com/l/2fdad37a174b2caa466ff8db476bed36
I unaced Fire control because frankly I don't think you need that. The 5% chance to stagger isn't relevant, what is relevant using the extra skill points gained to ace second wind.
Because if your armor is going to be CONSTANTLY breaking (you're a suit build using muscle, it will constantly break.), you basically provide your team with the speed buff for 80% of the heist and it is /very/ useful.
I would also consider acing nine lives if you intend to do this build on one down
(Which I don't recommend trying this build on one down all things considered but hey go nuts
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>>163071076
Transporter Ace only considers base armour so Anarchist or Ex-Pres or Armorer or any other armour-increasing perk deck or skill won't do shit.
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>>163071278
Huh.
It didn't feel like it worked like that, but I believe it.
What an utterly worthless perk.
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>>163071076
The URL doesn't autoupdate like pd2skills, you need to go to save/share and regenerate the URL.
I only play Overkill, I might go into Mayhem once I warm up a little more.
Either way, thanks for the suggestions, anons.
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>>163071307
http://pd2weapons.com/l/21fce76b044044e3b390cba7c86103fb
There.
You can maybe make smaller improvements by moving combat medic and stable shot around but I don't think it'll make any huge difference in the long run. It should be a fun build for Overkill but I expect it to peak in effectiveness there and taper off as you continue. Just by the nature of how the minigun is limited as a weapon. It's ammo pickup is just too fucking garbage.
If only there was a concealable LMG.
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>>163071306
You could easily prove me wrong or right by looking at the code, but my understanding was that armour perks did nothing, and it only works on heavy bags but you'll never be able to sprint with them - even with infinite base armour - so there's no point.
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>>163071512
Transporter
Throw bags 50% further.
When carrying bags: Your speed is multiplied by 1.01^floor(armor/10), where armor includes only additive bonuses (i.e. no Armorer or Iron Man basic). The skill cannot make you faster than when not carrying anything. So light and medium bags are not affected by the skill at all. Anarchist is an additive armor bonus, so it offers the greatest potential speed.
According to The Long Guide. I guess I'm not completely crazy.
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My favourite payday trope is "man is stuck in a room and yells at you while you try to open it
See: Hotline Day 2, Hoxton Revenge, Scarface Mansion
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>>163072738
mine is having to defend an objective for a set amount of time
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>Doing Biker Heist
>The mechanic gets shot, then starts working on the bike again, then shot again
>Gets stuck in the hands up position and doesn't stop even after several cop waves
Great
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King mask pack:
CDQFD-8ZERE-KVB58
Y87Z3-EPPK4-Q5I7P
VNZBV-4D7QB-ANPFM
7E3DK-XL6QX-CGDPL
26NT6-V652D-ER0PX
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>>163073613
thx senpai
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>>163073613
>VNZBV-4D7QB-ANPFM
Thank ye kindly.
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>>163073613
another one
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>>163073613
FUCK YOU ASHLEY I WANT MY SKINS BACK YOU FUCKING JEWS
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>>163074078
The skins you didn't earn?
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>>163074101
where's the harm in letting me keep them anyway, the steam market crash was already done.
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How about a Point Break?
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>>163074150
Desperately trying to hold onto something free that you wasn't supposed to get. Who is the real jew anon?
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Are the objective markers on scarface mansion getting fixed, Trashley?
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http://pd2weapons.com/l/f07591c41fafd08548836d7225196e39 how stupid is this build?
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>>163076205
Uh define fix? They've been fine for me. If you've had an issue post in bug reporting and it will be added to the list QA uses.
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>>163076205
No they aren't cause nobody gives a fuck. Keep those helmets flying ;)
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>>163077765
huh, I thought everyone's getting that shit where the last "attach car" objective marker stays there even after you do it
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>>163067657
>aloha com-padres
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Kingpin is really starting to look like Pre-Nerf Grinder.
https://youtu.be/kSAvK3Ko9_4?t=35s
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>>163079930
Kingpin is fucking garbage.
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>>163079930
There is a big problem with kingpin
It needs one of those big ugly motherfucking looking armors to work, I rather use grinder or anarchist
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>>163079930
>that fov
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>>163080439
Irunwith it just fine by using light vest.
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>>163073613
Why never the Jack?
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>no first person animation for adrenaline shot
damn, was kinda hoping for something like csgo's health injector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9R_yPolH_Y
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>>163080795
>Injector in CSGO
Is this a mod?
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what did she mean by this
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>>163080936
no, it was from an update, exclusive to a certain gamemode
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>>163080938
I wonder how people can take her seriously on the forums.
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>>163081052
Oddly, I think I'd take someone like this more seriously than someone trying to act overly formal.
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>>163080938
>She
Down syndrome?
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>>163065689
>tumblr edition
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>>163080938
its staple food is cock
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ded
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>>163080938
>reddit spacing
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>>163079930
>crash the gate
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I gotta say the past few heists have been pretty great atmosphere-wise, especially Prison Nightmare and Scarface. Might mostly be that those have two of the best tracks in the game but hey.
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>>163081330
same
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jesus fuck this is dead.
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>>163094549
post lewd sydney
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>>163080938
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 2H8XN-GDHFX-P3986
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 8ZJZP-2DMDK-GVKVC
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>>163094735
>8ZJZP-2DMDK-GVKVC
Thanks anon!
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>>163094735
>2H8XN-GDHFX-P3986
the codes he steals
the kike on wheels
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>>163094735
>stop looking at thread for 5 seconds
>codes get posted
You can't be serious.
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>>163094735
another one
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>>163094735
heist next
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>>163066860
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Mellon (voff_4)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Cop Vs Cop (daily_discord)
Brought to you by Dallas.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>163094735
heist when
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>>163094735
>scarface character pack
thank god i already had it no heart attacks here
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>>163096071
Never.
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TRASHLEY I HAVE COCK COME OUT WITH CODES
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GET THE FUCK UP
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WAKE UP
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
I'M DYING
I NEEED
A MEDIC
BAAAG
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THE CODES COST US MILLIONS, SOMEBODYS A DEAD MAN
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Synchronise on my mark
Mark
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>>163100407
to make an omelette you gotta break some eggs
know what I mean?
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>>163100603
Gotta turn all these fruits posting into vegetables.
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COVER ME
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THERE SLICK, NOW I CALL THE SHOTS
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LET'S BREAK THE RULES
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Capital M
Capital K
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DOUBLE TAP TRIPLE TAP, JUST KEEP TAPPING
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>I want to _____ Clover
what would you do /pdg/ ?
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>>163102336main
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>>163102336
kill
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>>163102358
'maim' you mean friendo
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IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN midi
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Man, I swear I can smell that skel bait from here.
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>>163102768
Close your basement door bro.
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I need tips for Scrap metal. I currently trying with CTV, poison nija thing as melee, dinamite, matever and Little friend because it's baiscally 3 guns now.
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>>163102969
git gud or stealth it
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>>163103342
>stealth it
>scrap metal
And you dare to tell me to git gud?
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>>163103458
Is there something you don't understand? Stealth it, then stand in front of a camera before you leave.
Either git gud or stealth it.Granted I can't see anything conclusive regarding whether or not this works, but holy shit the perk deck requirement is a pain.
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>>163103458
Either you do it legit which you can't seem to manage to do or you stealth it like the pussy you are and go loud at the end, problem?
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>>163103756
>Granted I can't see anything conclusive regarding whether or not this works
JUST DO IT, but idk if it works. Very nice tip, thank you very much.
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>>163103913
>Either you do it legit which you can't seem to manage to do or you stealth it like the pussy you are and go loud at the end, problem?
Pubs only nigga.
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>>163103948
You have to end it loud, that's all. So yes, it works.
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>>163096071
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: GDDAL-F2NG7-34E0G
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: K46W2-T4YJQ-ADEG0
Now darling.
>>163080938
Heh what can i say?
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>>163104270
>K46W2-T4YJQ-ADEG0
THE CODES HE STEALS
THE KIKE ON WHEELS
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>>163104270
Got GDDAL-F2NG7-34E0G
Thank you!!!
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>>163104270
Now post the character again you harlot.
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>>163104270
>Miss the codes because I was watching the movie
Fucking pottery
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>>163104071
Hope you don't kill yourself then, good luck anon.
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>>163104592
It was Scarface, I hope?
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>>163104968
No shit, thats why I wrote the movie instead of a movie
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>>163105136
I think he meant the dlc.
You could be watching John Wick.
He has his own dlc as we all know.
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>>163105307
I thought it was pretty obvious considering the codes were for the heist and not even a mouse scroll away.
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>>163105426
Remember, this is the 'Tumblr' edition.
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>>163079930
>Pre-Nerf Grinder
don't get ahead of yourself now
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>doing meme missions with 2 friends
>ukranian job
>alreayd finished
>open to pub
>he joins in full armour
>"i hav c4"
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dead
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Is the Payday BLT still working? I want my GoodMod back now that I decided to play this game again.w-who wants to grind infamy with me
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>>163108415
I'll play with you Anon.
Alienware Alpha Mask:
FT7CC-M5RTB-KH9PY
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>>163108661
POST S P E C O P S
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>>163108661
Damn, someone got that fast. (not me).
All I want for Christmas is one of these:
Goat Simulator Heist
Point Break Heist
Bomb Heists
Sokol Character
B-Sides Soundtrack
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>>163104270
i was playing warframe, fuk me :_
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>>163108661
sauce plsss
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>>163108661
Ok, post steam.
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>>163109241
>2k16
>doesn't know Trashley steam
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for some reason, I don't trust this guy.
I just can't put my finger on why though.
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>>163109572
JACKET WAS THE RAT???
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>>163109510
It's the first time I post here in over a year.
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post lewd sokol
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>>163109572
It's because he's obviously a slippery dodge fag.
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>>163109841
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>>163109796
She seems to be too lewd, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
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>>163110107
>She
It's a guy anon.
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>>163110187
Who dresses/acts/tries to sound like a girl.
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>>163110187
That's exactly why it makes me feel uncomfortable.
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>>163110251
>tries
Really poorly yes, that voice is one from nightmares.
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>>163110367
Yes. We really ought to keep sticking our cocks into its mouth to make sure we never hear that voice.
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>>163110604
I'm not gay anon.
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>>163110251
>>163110315
>>163110367
i think her voice is really cute though
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>>163109857
>getting upset with a dodge jacket
gay
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>>163110707
Not yet anyway
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>>163110775
I've never listened to her voice, butthis is my fetish
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>>163110775
>>163110864
You guys like frogs with lung cancer?
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>>163110864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDMRrYbBKio
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>>163110707
You can stick your dick into another guy as a punishment without being gay.
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>>163111028
Ignoring the blatant lie, what kind of punishment would that be? You are giving him something he enjoys.
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>>163110969
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>>163110969
>>163110934
She sounds alright.
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>missing the codes every time
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>>163111216
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>>163111231
TWO FUCKING YEARS OF WAITING FOR CODES
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(YOU) AND I
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>>163111320
I've heard worse, so that's fine by me.
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>>163111558
''People have been nuked so lets ignore these bombings.''
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>>163111231
>not posting the full image
T W O Y E A R S
W
O
Y
E
A
R
S
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>>163111694
FUCK
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doggoy is kang
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Bobblehead dozer:
95PNV-Z3QL0-9HZRG
HVRWT-CYICJ-B9CNZ
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>>163112569
why did i even try for this
i don't care about masks
fug
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>>163112569
jesus those are already gone
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>>163112569
Probably already gone.
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>>163112569
>95PNV-Z3QL0-9HZRG
thanks :D
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>>163112569
I'm starting to wish I didn't take that nap.
fuck
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>>163100407
CHECK
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DAMNIT, DOESNT WORK
BAIN?!?!
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THOSE CODES COST US A MILLION BUCKS
SOMEONE'S A DEAD MAN
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>>163109841
will u accept this lewd trio? :3c
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>>163111216
Dude, if you want to get into his panties you don't have to white knight for him at all. Just grab him by the back of the head and pull his head onto your cock. It loves that.
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I've waited 5 years [citation needed] for Akimbo STRYKs.
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>>163115829
>not akimbo breakers
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>>163115829
>not akimbo uzis
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>>163115521
I can imagine, but bullying people for no reason isn't nice.I deal with all kinds of people in my job and I think it's getting to me
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>>163115829
>>163115914
>>163116019
>not akimbo aa12s
fucking queers
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>>163115829
>>163115914
>>163116019
>not akimbo cobras
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>>163115829
>No Akimbo Bows
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>>163116241
>not akimbo broncos
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>>163115829
>>163115914
>>163116019
>>163116198
>>163116241
>>163116352
>not akimbo rocket launchers
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>asking for more akimbo anything
>when we don't even have our own shields yet
get your fucking priorities in check
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>>163116457
>>163116403
>>163116352
>>163116241
>>163116198
>>163116019
>>163115914
>not akimbo crossbows
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>>163116512
>not akimbo shields
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>>163116512
>not akimbo shields
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>People still play this trash.
What's your excuse?
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>not akimbo akimbos
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>>163116665
People still play Warframe
How's Payday 2 any different?
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>>163116512
>Asking for shields
>when we can't even climb easy shit like the bots or roll
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>>163116696
I got you, family.
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>>163116512
>next heister
>ex Gensec Elite gone rogue
kinda want
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>>163116976
>files early retirement
>fakes own death so all the money can go to his loving wife and her son
>shows up at safehouse
>wants to join
>bain suddenly pipes up over the intercom
>"well I guess we let anyone in at this point so why the fuck not"
this is pretty much what would happen tbqh
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>>163116117
You expect 4chan to defend this trany? Go to Tumblr.
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>simon is reinstalling payday 2
someone stop him before it's too late
don't let it hurt him too
anyone but him
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>Not akimbo Little Friends
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>>163109634
>no mod to RNG the model in the saferoom on HoxRev.
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>>163118434
>RNG into Hoxton in his prison overalls.
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speaking of hoxton does anyone hear love haxhud
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>>163117486
damn u showed him /b/ro!!!
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Guys, hear me out.
Akimbo China Puffs.
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>>163118942
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>>163118942
sorry, I don't cheat
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>>163119269
>n-no guys it's just /b/ culture to hate on degenerates
>>>/lgbt/
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>>163119721
damn dude how do i be cool like you, most of 4chan is just closet homosexuals now lmao
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>>163119812
>damn dude how do i be cool like you
Suck dicks inside of the closet. Lots, and lots of dicks, in the closet.
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>>163119812
I can confirm /pol/ being gay is a real memeand god I wish you fags would just stop existing
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>>163119812
''We're all homosexuals, I'm not wierd!''
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>>163120000
>quads
well then I guess it's the truth.Now to find a closet that can both fit my fat ass and has holes for multiple dicks
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>>163119721
yawn
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>>163120132
keep trying
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>>163120132
My friend, you're in a Cambodian bee-keeping smoke signal mountain yelling at the people who post traps all the time, what are you expecting to happen?
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I don't like the current topic, I do like Sydney however. Do you guys like Sydney?
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>>163122041
yes
i would bang her VA
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>>163122041
Sydney is okay. not incredible, but not shit.
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>>163122041
I can't play payday without playing as Sydney.
I honestly don't know why.
save me
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>>163122041
I want to fuck sydney
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>>163122041
clover > shitney
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>>163122041
her pager lines and "drongo" sucks, but besides that she's my fav
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>>163121689
you still have to call fags fags
it's the rule of things
>>163122041
annoying
>>163122295
also very annoying
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>>163122295
but that's wrong
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>>163122372
>that bugle
OwO whats this
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>>163122471
puffy vulva
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>>163122362
>those whole post
miserable fuck
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>>163122362
>you still have to call fags fags
>it's the rule of things
I too am subbed to /r/4chan, fellow Redditor!
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>>163122536
houston is gay
and gage is a kike on wheels
hoxton is okay because he's an insufferable cunt that makes everyone hate him
>>163122569
don't be a fag
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>>163122569
can I save this image?
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>>163122041
Sydney is one of the most entertaining heisters to listen to desu. Number one being Dallas.
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>>163122702Take it my friend, it's all yours
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>>163122471
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>>163115512
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen don't post that again you fatfuck neckbeard cocksucking animefag
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>>163122975
>that bugle
OwO whats this
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>>163115512
kek
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>>163122730
why are there two Sokols?
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>>163123073
>>163122471
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>>163068832
but anon, there's no infamous lvl 105!
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>>163123367
>>
>>163073613c-can i have the source, a-anon?
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>>163123584
>ashley
>anon
are you okay bud? did you get lost?
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>>163123434
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>>163123852
>implying ashley really is ashley
yeah, no
>>
stealth?
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>>163123931
I'm surprised people haven't figured out that Ashley isn't actually actually a masochistic tranny.It's instead a sadistic tranny that gets off on having people get disappointed in not getting codes.
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>>163123931
>what are tripcodes
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>>163124080
see--> >>163124035
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>>163124035
im happy with trashley, i get a bunch of codes from *her
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>>163124143
I saw that before I posted, anon.
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>>163122980
well you got the cocksucking part right, at least.
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>>163123931
Actually fyi my birth name is Ashley so kind of worked out on an odd ironic way i guess.
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>>163124573
>>
where is almir's beardless pic that lying son of a bitch
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>>163124573
i don't think it is
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>>163124573
just going with the vibes ashleynow where's that source?
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>>163124573
is your peen big
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>>163124573
lmao he was a fag from the second his mom pooped him out
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>>163125035
why was I reminded of this supreme gentleman despite them not looking similar?
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THE CAPTAIN NOW HAS OPERATIONAL CONTROL
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so i just came back to the game after like a 1 year? hiatus (basically since they introduced skins) and what ive been noticing is that the ammo drops are legit dog shit now? ive always been able to sustain myself very well with ammo even on at that time death wish with the loco/judge and a car4 but now i struggle to maintain my ammo despite oneshotting almost everything with my shotgun... so did they change something regarding that or do i just suck?
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>>163125346
TACTICAL WITHDRAWL
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>>163125346
THERE
THE PAYDAY GANG
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>>163125346
YOU GUYS TRAINED FOR THIS
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>>163124573
i wish i could properly apologize for all the shitty people in this general. You really don't deserve their cruel bullshit at all. im not saying this for codes, i buy all the dlc like a proper fan should. im really being honest here. I hope no one's words get to you.
kinda hilarious how these idiots don't understand Ashley is a perfect name no matter the gender of the person it belongs to.
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>>163073613
holy hell, anyone have sauce?
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>>163126030
You should kill yourself.But im sure you get told that alot
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>>163126030
>implying trashley doesn't have the thickest of skin
Ashley is a bro
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>>163125346
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE TOUGHER
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>>163126030
gb2 ebaums faggot
>>
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>>163124573
Trump here. I don't believe you - show me your birth certificate!
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>>163126030
Eh, people should just grow thicker skin.
No need to scream at any given opportunity.
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>>163126481
>manny pardo intensifies
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>>163126518
>implying anybody can ever match that kind of thick skin
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>>163126481
Or, consider, not being so rude for the most unnecessary of reasons. Besides, Ashley as a "topic" clogs up these threads full of real garbage. I'd rather people go back to saying they haven't played since X and are wondering what's new.
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>>163126706
>oh no people are being rude
i want the fags to leave
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THERE'S A FLAME
IN YOUR EYE
THAT'S IGNITED MINE
I KNOW
I'VE SEEN IT
BEFORE
>>
sit on my dick, anon
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>>163127606
>2
Can someone explain how that hairstyle is attractive? I don't really get it.
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>>163127606
WANT
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>>163127698
Can someone explain how that character is attractive? I don't really get it.
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>>163126030
it's fucking 4chan man, i'm not here for love or political correctness. The only thing i dont get is why people give a shit what pronoun i prefer desu, but eh whatevs.
PAYDAY 2: Jacket Character Pack: JM58D-KWP9A-VKEKH
PAYDAY 2: Jacket Character Pack: PR77N-6CKRD-HZ9YL
PAYDAY 2: Jacket Character Pack: MY8KB-R9H55-FHBWD
PAYDAY 2: Jacket Character Pack: 5TTW5-8EYY5-78D3R
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>>163127698
They went with the "modern day anarchist" default look on her.honestly it looks fine on her
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>>163127839
Dammit the one code I get and I already have it
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>>163127863
I just don't get the hair style. Whats the draw? What do you like about it?
>>
ONE SO FAR
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>>163127839
>PR77N-6CKRD-HZ9YL
Acquired.
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>>163128039
There is nothing wrong with ilija the sniper and I want him on more heists.
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>>163127965
it's very cute and fits sydney's character
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>>163127965
I don't really like the hairstyle, it's just that it gives a finishing touch to her whole character, that's why i like playing with Sydney.
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>>163127839
>JM58D-KWP9A-VKEKH
Got it, thanks!
>>
>>163128110
>>163128131
Yeah I guess its a bit unrealistic to ask people why they like something. Thanks for trying.
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>>163127965
>I just don't get the hair style
it boils down to the one fact that faggot overkill didn't want to work with silly hair-bones in the 3-d animations again like Clover. not that it's hard, but yeah they just want to keep making females with dyke hair since it's "simpler"
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>>163128039
I got a brand new scope to try out. I'm looking forward to this.
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>>163128224
I mean, in the end it boils down to personal taste.but no one likes Bodhi that son of a bitch can fuck off
>>
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>>163128409
Thanks, but I still want a reason.
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>>163128409
I guess it's a mixture that she comes across pretty dominant but still feminine in appearance. Mostly.
>>
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>>163128461
>please explain something that is completely subjective to me, thanks
what the hell did I just read
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>>163127839
damn, and I really wanted this too, but I don't like Hotline Miami's gameplay so I'll never really own it. If Overkill made it a $5 character pack I'd buy it but not at a $20 to buy the deluxe version of Hotline Miami 2.
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>>163129146
$10 on sale goyim ;) keep them helmets flying
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>>163129146
Wait for the inevitable sale.
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>>163127839
The only thing that's important is whatheisteryou prefer
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>>163129185
still twice what I want to pay for a PD2 character pack. I will never actually play Hotline Miami 2. I tried the first one and just didn't like the way it controlled or how unforgiving it was (being shot from off screen by enemies you couldn't even see in the discotecque level was the last straw for me. How the fuck am I supposed to see down that long ass hallway to know when there's enemies or not that can see me before I can see them?)
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>overkill_bubba releases a great track for Stealing Xmas
>"is Simon done? is he gone?"
>next heist
>Simon releases the hottest fire in payday music history
>mfw
never doubt
>>
>>163129316if Dallas isnt your preferred neck yourselfI mean who dosnt love thatYUGEAMERICANMANMEAT
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>>163127839
>I missed it
God damn it, I really wanted Jacket.
>>
PD:TH POST HERE
Counterfeit is best map
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>>163129643
Thanks Buddy
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>>163129316
I like nearly all, i think the only heisters i aint a big fan of is houston, Bohdi and Jiro.
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>>163130121
Fantastic! Just fantastic!
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>>163130214
>tfw scarface fits in to a T
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>>163125035
If that's really him/recent, he looks much better without the homeless guy beard and hipster douche glasses.
Now he just needs to get /fit/
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>>163130537
nobody cares fag
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>>163130574
nou
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>>163130574
Cared enough to post, amirite? ;)
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>>163130701
YES but not enough to consider the subject matter
shitposting doesn't take a lot
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>>163130214
I like all the heisters, I guess Bonnie is the one I like least just because I don't like looking at her but her voice lines are hilarious, so I still like her.
>>
Turtle Always Win and Private Party achievements can be done alone?
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>>163130983
>private party
>alone
i mean probably, but i'm not that good
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>>163130983
You need some godlike RNG to get easy paintings in turtle always win?
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>>163125560
No they reduced ammo drops to make ammo bags relevant again.
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>>163130983
>Turtle always wins
>solo
I mean, it's possible I guess, I've seen a youtube video on it. but really it's just better to have 3 people at least for the ECM chain/carrying paintings out fast. 4 people can finish in like 2 minutes.
I need here comes the pain train but I can never convince people for it because not all my friends have the DLC.
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>>163131553
>here comes the pain train
Got yesterday in pub. Worked somehow. Just find lobby with contract.
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>>163122041
Sydney is shit. anyone who likes her should kill themselves.
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>>163131501
They just re-buffed that shit
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>>163131691
You are wrong. Sydney is only one normal looking girl in this game. Fan-service although.
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>>163131691
don't be like that, we're all friends here
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>>163131773
Only the low-damage weapons though.
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>>163131804
"only normal looking girl"
this still isn't helping your case
are you trying to imply normal=good i mean i get it's less bad than bad, but you gotta try a little bit harder than that
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>>163130947
I liked looking a Bonnie a whole lot more when I realized how cool her dress shirt and suit are. It has a neat design.
But I'm with you on her personality and voice, she's a gross brute and I love her for it
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>>163132010
I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG
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>>163132010
>The One Down Experience.jpg
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>>163132010
where did this image come from
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This melee nerf and tougher enemies are killing me.
I can no longer 1 shot everything in an uncharged chop anymore.
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>>163134437
...so shoot them maybe?
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>>163134974
are you calling me a faggot
>>
What's the fun in that?
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>>163134974
The point of a melee build is to save ammo by killing mob enemies with melee if you can't do that anymore melee builds are dead mate
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>>163135039
>used to save ammo via katana and it worked pretty well
the dream is dead
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>>163135009
Is that a bad thing?
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>>163135671
Yeah fuck you faghmu tho powertop ;)
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>>163135736<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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>GSPS
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>>163136340
https://youtu.be/z-njlyoqCHk
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>Play Nightclub/Mayhem w/ BFFs mutator active, same setup as GeneralMcFuckass did in his video
>Manage it because of explosives and AoE
If he says he's so fucking good in Payday, then how come that the thoughts of using explosive weaponry didn't cross his hi?
>Muh double deagles and bronco dodge build
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>>163137587
*his mind
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>>163137587
idk maybe that's part of the challenge. I used GLs already before they did fucking 1300 damage but now holy shit I feel guilty for using something so OP but so fun
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>>163137748
But didn't he juse use his dodge build because he has proven that since it works on One Down, it must obviously work everywhere else, no matter what the game throws at you?
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why is the shield spawn rate still so absurdly high? Above overkill it feels like there's always 7 or 8 on the map during assault.
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>>163138163I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
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>>163138215
Ashley, stop.
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>>163137587
because generalmcshitter is bad at the game and is always carried by his crew
>>163138215
is that all you want to do?
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>>163138436After that give you something to drink
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>>163138516
a drink?
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>>163138163
Because shields have become absurdly easy to deal with now, what with skills that knock them around and explosive weapons. Or just running around them really fast.
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>>163138782
Both snipers and slugs do full dmage through shield now, so you can kill them pretty easily
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>>163138746
>a drink?
from the sink
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>>163138932
Thanks anon. Coming back after a hiatus and didn't know that.
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>>163138746
Yes, Water.i want a to hug you and love you regardless of who you are. Fat skinny white (no blacks) yellow. I'm lonely and hate my life and want to die because ill be neet for the rest of my life and be alone forever and die alone in my 40s most likely. So live a nice life vicariously and find happinesssomeone end my life please im to much of a pussy to do it myself
Also the new perkdeck isn't anywhere as good as I thought it would be. What gives?
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>>163138932
Does this include Captain Winters and his backup dancers?
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does dragon's breath not stack and/or have a cooldown? seems like it never lasts as long as i hoped it would and it takes a while before they catch fire again after its out
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>>163138932
wow how casual can they make this game. the reddit dicksucking needs to stop
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>>163139056
i will love you anonthe perk deck is underwhelming because we already have grinder, which doesnt remove your throwable
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>>163139228
The animations are quite buggy, the are somwhow in syncro with eachother so if burn a cop while other one is finishing the animation, both fire effect and animation will disappear on the other one, the damage should still be there.
>>163139235
is the reddit behind the melee changes, i never when there to know what they think of hte balance
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A few questions about the recent weapon changes:
Now that the Cavity and Broomstick got buffed are rifle and/or pistol builds objectively better than shotguns builds or not really? Did I hear right that the Breaker shotgun got an ammo pickup buff? Does the ammo pickup make it more viable for regular use? Does the GSPS have the same ammo pickup now that they buffed that too?
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>>163139503Thanks. Means more than it should
Man that kinda sucks. I hope they rework/buff/nerf grinder/whatever it or something. Its a neat idea.
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>>163139556
>Now that the Cavity and Broomstick got buffed are rifle and/or pistol builds objectively better than shotguns builds or not really?
It depends on your ability to click on heads accurately.
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>>163139556
The ammo changes were only for medium and light weapons of each category, since DMRs count as heavy assault rifles they didn't get the buff, same for Breaker shotgun, GSPS has more base ammo than the Breaker so it should have a better pickup
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>>163139556
>are rifle and/or pistol builds objectively better than shotguns builds or not really?
Still not until they buff them with AP and fire bullets.
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>>163139757
Well seeing as they are probably adding HE rounds to ARs it's probable that could happen
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>>163139748
They should buff DMR by adding wallpiercing power like snipers.
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>tfw Houston used to be in every single heist for at least a year
>now houston is the least played character
Feels fucking bad. No idea why he gets so much hate. I'll take Houston over half the cast easily.
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>>163139859
What you want is called a sniper mate, even the shitty ones can kill shields since they don't lose so much damage
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Minigun supressor when?
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>>163140012
I am tired of them. Too much dmg and low amount of ammo. Want to use rifles but they suck.
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>>163139954
Where are you getting the numbers from?
>>163139593no blacks
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>>163140183
How many times do you see Houston in game versus any other character?
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>>163140265
Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?
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goddamnit why do I want to fuck the butcher so much when she's drawn in that trailer
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>>163140183
Are you a racist or what?
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>>163140369
Yeah, but only because I've been so isolated my entire life from the outside world. Every time I've encountered a black person they have been aggressive and rude towards me for no reason. I can't even see why, because I'm mute, and my appearance is very generic? These experiences have ruined any further relations with their race.
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Jacket is the best!
>>163140369
Fuck niggers.
>>163139056
I think we need to find a proper use for it.
I could see it being good for helping your team push through an area. Take all the shots so your team can run by. Even do a suicide so they can escape, maybe.
Is it just me or are Rogue, Muscle, and Armorer the only perk decks worth using?
Also Sociopath buff WHEN?
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>>163140802
Gambler is fucking great. It's like giving your entire team grinder on top of whatever perk deck they already have.
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>>163140746
>Yeah, but only because I've been so isolated my entire life from the outside world. Every time I've encountered a black person they have been aggressive and rude towards me for no reason. I can't even see why, because I'm mute, and my appearance is very generic? These experiences have ruined any further relations with their race.
Fucking around aside, here's some real talk: Blacks you meet on the street are generally like that, yes. But the blacks you work with, if you and they actually have jobs, are just normal people.
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>>163140746
>>163140802
Thank God i live in Snow Nigeria. Murder rate here is one of the highest in Eurasia and better than US in two times.
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>>163140961
>Snow Nigeria
???
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>>163140903
Ill never work beacuse im mute and a massive sperg, But two of the people who iv encountered who where black where in a work environment.my moms work when i was like 7, The nigger called me retarded for not being able to speak when my mom went to the rest roomSo i doubt that's true.
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why does pdg always go to shit when trashley posts codes? why does reddit always ruin everything
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>>163141293
Because free shit, man.And sexual harassment
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>automatics tree
>full headshot damage on body shot
>pierce body armor
>faster reloads from killing
>semiauto tree
>refund 1 bullet for 2 fast headshots
>damage bonus on marked enemies
>faster reloads on headshot
Why is the semi auto tree such shit, and how come semi-auto M308s can't hold a candle to full-auto M308s?
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>>163141063
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>>163141439
Are you as cute as Sokol?
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>>163141439
i can't read slav runes but i'm going to assume that says Russia
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REAL HEISTER HOURS WHO UP
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>>163141703
Its 7PM. Nothing real about these hours.
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>>163141634
Dunno how he looks. Btw i am Mongoloid national minority.
>>163141673
Yep, our neighbours in this list are Indonesia and Real true black Nigeria. USA have 5.3.
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>>163141369
>Why is the semi auto tree such shit,
Because Overkill thought everybody would be obsessed with all head shots all the time. Which they are, but only by virtue of the multiplied damage. If we could shoot them anywhere else at their body for almost as much damage - as Oppressor has demonstrated - we'd go ahead and do that because it's easier to do.
The Marksman tree really does need to be rebuilt from the ground up, and needs to include a skill that makes it better at body shots.
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>>163141369
automatics tree also has +8 accuracy all the time and +12 accuracy for not using ADS as prereqs for everything else you already mentioned
semiauto only gets +16 acc when not moving which is hard to use sometimes and the 1pt skill is total garbage, especially since high stability is useless on semiautos
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>>163140802
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15243
If you don't mind using mods
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>>163141703
Hello yurop, how is the weather over there this time of year?
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>>163141807
>Dunno how he looks.
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>>163142060
Typical slavic Russian, not like me.
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>>163142047
I'm actuallyBR pls no bully.
Also, the weather is fucking shit over here. If it's not "i'm already dead inside" hot, it's "frozen bones" cold.
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burst fire weapons/mods when?also inb4 butcher car/ak weapon mod pack 2 which adds underbarrel launchers and makes the little friend effectively useless
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>>163141369
Should download that one excellent mod which changes skilltrees around, it moves the armor bonus from Enforcer skill tree to on top of semi-auto tree
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http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18741
only mod you need
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>>163142270
>>163142279
IF YOU'RE NOT WHITE
YOU'RE NOT RIGHT!!!j/k im not white either
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please post people im getting lonely
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>>163144592
I'm right here anon.
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>>163144782
Thanks that means alot to me
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>>163144592
this is what happens when code shitters fuck up the thread
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post pub stories
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>>163137587
he's anti-meta so he only uses meme builds or semi-meta builds
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>>163146363
>bodybag
>has ecm
What did he mean by this?
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>>163146363
Just happened a moment ago
>Be me
>Joining pub for FWB
>Planning on doing overdrill
>"nice"
>We got through the whole thing
>About 45 min until the safe opened
>Some huy in the pub says "I can do it"
>We're defending
>"Uhm, guys"
>donacdum.jpg
>"The game made me choose the wrong one"
>"g fuckin g"
>Leave
I don't think there's an end to these kind of situations
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/pdg/ - Pretty Dead General
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is mayhem harder than dw or am i just a shitter
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Post best heister
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>>163147890
If I recall correctly, it has way more spawns
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>>163147909
You already did
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>>163147909
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>>163148051
You should only post them if you're posting lewds
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>>163147909
your wish is my command
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>>163147909
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>>163148303
Social Justice Warrior
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBq6CitGDrg
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>>163147626
To be fair I have 1726hours in the game and I have been tricked by the thin white outline once before. Did it in a lobby full of people I knew, too, felt like a total jackass.
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>>163147626
>>163148785
I'm not in on the joke here. Someone explain.
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When OVK added the new "tans" to DW, did they changed the 180 breakpoint?
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>>163148785
Yeah, I know, happened to me once on PD:TH, but at least I didn't volunteered to solve the puzzle.It hurts so much
>>163148995
There's a hidden vault full of gold in FWB. You activate it by doing some puzzle at the vault corridor. Once the drill for the vault full of gold finishes (33 mins), you must complete a puzzle by pushing the correct tiles on the floor. If done incorrectly, the vault won't open and the hallway will fill up with gas.
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>>163148995
>>163149397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-GAh8yeZY
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MEMES
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Are the scarface dlc worth the money or not ?
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>>163153315
AR can reach meta levels, so does the perk
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>>163153315
Kingpin is pretty good so I'd say yes
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>>163149201
>Are DW tans still called tans?
What did he mean with this
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Where its mah CHRISTMAS 2 SAFE OVK
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>>163156212
$5.99 :^)
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>>163139954
>implying Houston should have ever been in the game to start with
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>>163158578
Nah, he's a good addition. Derek Ray is a bro and his character is cool. He's miles ahead of a lot of the other shit they've added recently.
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>>163158897
Honestly though yeah
Houston is still better than Bodhi or Wick
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>>163159025
I'll never get why people dislike Wick so much.
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>>163159591
It's more so he's just too boring for me to like him. I didn't care much about him being in even though he doesn't have a point to being in.
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>>163159660
So it's his voice actor and/or his writing you don't care for?
Well at least that's a better complaint than the people who keep harping about "walking billboards" at this point.
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>>163159716
I like Jacket a lot so I kind of lost any right to complain about that.even though Jacket has no reason at all to be in either
Wick's voice actor just isn't entertaining, and they don't hand him anything.
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>hosting OD game
>pub comes in
>they get downed
>they quit
they weed themselves out
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Jacket Character:
YRDM8-TH5M6-DEWIY
8907C-06DB3-5Z72V
6550N-B8P2F-W84ZW
8MVN4-ATH6B-WDXQI
I5ZQZ-8M9BY-NPTNN
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>>163162815
>Already have jacket
I'm actually awake too.
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Sydney lewds
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>>163162815
Jesus this time of night and the codes still go in under 2 minutes... Dammit, I actually want Jacket too but as I said earlier, I don't want to buy a game I'll never play to get the character, at double the price of all other character packs even on sale.
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>>163163036
I mean at this rate I should just have an aussie friend who doesn't play payday send overkill proof of australian citizenship/residence and give me the code (since they can't buy Hotline Miami 2 in Australia Overkill gives them the Jacket Character pack free)
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Fuck guys I just realized something. Is Best Girl based on Tank Girl, another Aussie?
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>>163163208
Good luck with that shit.
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>>163163208
JAcket character pack:
7LVRN-EFXIZ-5BG9Z
9PTW9-B00AF-H56GI
QW4FI-60EYG-MWTB0
W4VFB-YW2N6-A5HJT
T02N7-YFD8M-TZBP3
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>>163163279
JESUS
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>>163163279
>W4VFB-YW2N6-A5HJT
thanks! That's the only codes I was really desperate for because I can't just buy it directly.
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>>163163279
post some e3 codes
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i doubt there is the croatia cop
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>waiting patiently for scarface or hb1 or biker character
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>>163163573
thank you for the frog
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>>163163613
yw anon
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>>163163279
>T02N7-YFD8M-TZBP3
Thanks! :D
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>>163163279
>9PTW9-B00AF-H56GI
Kiss you
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>>163122295
But Clover is flat...
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>fucking suck on my fucking fat dick fucking bitch-ass dozer bitch fuck fuck fuck
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>>163166057
>I don't get people who like white chocolate more than milk chocolate, I mean, what the fuck?
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>>163166383
White chocolate is amazing, take that shit back anon.
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>>163166448
You mean Rust.
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Show yourselves, faggots
How many of you have this thread open in the background, waiting for codes?
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>>163166759
Hmm, nice idea...
Someone just showed himself... ;)
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>>163166448
I'm actually one of those people who like White Chocolate better than Milk Chocolate. I was just quoting Rust.but let's be honest here, Dark > White > Milk
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>>163166759
I'm just here to wait until one of you anonymous faggots reveal yourselves with an image or on the forums or one of the chatrooms so I can publicly shame you for using this piece of shit website while I gloat like a hypocrite.
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>>163166759
I like to talk about the game and heisters and stuff too, but codes are always welcome, even though I've only redeemed a few from here (a Mega Sydney Mask and Jacket Character pack that I just got tonight). I didn't even know codes were a thing here till I started actually opening this thread.
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>Jimmy
Good.
>Sydney
Good
>Rust
Shit
>Scarface
Shit
Anytime we get a non-shit tier character again? Also a character that's actually stealth oriented. I think Clover was the last one being a burglar.
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ITS A MOTHERFUCKING medic
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I got about 80% of all DLC for free from a richfriend, I only care about codes of the newer DLCs
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>>163167089
Well aren't you just king nigger then. Fuck off and suck his dick for more.
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>>163167195
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>>163167030
>Scarface
>Shit
How, he literally has voicelines referencing the movie most of the time, they picked the original voice actor from the original game, let me guess you are one of those retards that though they could get the guy who didnt even voiced his own game but he picked someone else to do it?
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>>163167939
Or maybe he just doesn't like him...
Why think too far ?
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>>163167030
>Rust and Scarface shit
None of the Heisters are shit tbqh. Wick is probably the most boring. Never swears, never has a sense of humor.
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>make one-down stealth server
>three Infamy 0 kids join
>cyka_блять04: loud?
>lememedogge: loud?
>Selim_Turkroach99: hallo iz ds load or stelt?
>kick them the fuck out
>another three no-infamy shitters join
Why the fuck do noobs think they're ready for one-down and why won't Overkill implement a difficulty cap already that locks out noobs from DW and OD, and fucking monsters with 1000 hours from Normal/Hard?
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>>163167939
FUCKING. COLLABS. PIECES OF SHIT.
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>>163167939
Maybe I want an original character Donut Steel, not another le meme movie man.
Converted cop that stays with the gang when?
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>>163168262
Thats Dragan
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>>163168262
>Maybe I want an original character Donut Steel, not another le meme movie man.
>Rust is now from a collab
>Likes Jimmy which is from an actual collab
Matt stop fucking fooling everyone.
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>>163168296
Dragan's a cop? Or made of real Croatian donut steel?
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>>163168524
Both
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Send this FOCKING Medic to the hospital
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>folding SMG with always maximum concealment when?
>Aldstone playable when?
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS? EX-MILITARY?
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IS THAT A FUCKING SAW
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>>163170468
>9999999 voicelines in files
>you only hear 3 of them
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>>163170841
>All the voice lines that only bots use
>Older maps still havent got updated in that sense
>No more uses of the voicelines like when they are placing c4 in door with normal c4 or drill in place or stuff like that
Voices being updated my ass. They need do a big one already.
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>>163170908
>Rust cant spot medics
>Still calls out Tony
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>>163170908
and they need to update the fucking soundtrack
and add third person animations for bullpup weapons
and LMG's
and SMG's
and shotguns
and saws
and special weapons
and then they need to optimize the maps
then they need to add preplanning to every map LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD
NO IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU SAID ON A STREAM ONCE THAT "LOL PEOPLE WERE SOMETIMES NOT USING IT SO WE WON'T DO IT :^))))))" YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A STATEMENT BECAUSE OFFICIALLY YOU'RE STILL WORKING ON IT AND HAVE PASSED YOUR DEADLINES
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>>163171057
And don't forget visible chat window in inventory.
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>>163171353
that too
AND THE UI UPDATE
THEY WERE GONNA CHANGE IT INTO A GAY SQUARE THING
I'M HAPPY IT DIDN'T CHANGE BUT YOU NEED TO FUCKING TELL PEOPLE
THIS IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL YOU SWEDISH WHORE
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Is it safe to say the scarface heist is the worst stealth heist of the game ?
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>>163171914
Didn't play it yet, is it worse than Framing Frame day 3?
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>>163138436
>bad at the game
where did you get that?
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>>163126190
Where can I find all of yashy stuff?
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>>163172106
Never seen him spray his weapons?
>>163171914
Not really, it brings in a new aspect to it with pagerless guards. You can just as easily do it pacifist too if you want.
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do skins in payday have that cs:go bs float gimmick
ex: factory new is not truly factory new it has 0.688% wear but qualifies it is
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>>163172757
great, I can rest at ease and buy skins now
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>>163171914
We know about some issues with cameras having unexpected detection ranges. I believe this is going to be looked at.
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>>163141075
>two
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>>163172156
you don't actually want to see the rest of yashy's stuff.lazy-anus/mayoryashy on tumblr
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>>163171947
FF day 3 is easy. you just need more patience.
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>>163173016
how do you fuck up coding this bad
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best heist to farm xp solo?
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>>163168156
you do know theres a setting called rep limit when you make lobbies, might prevent your problems
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>>163168156
your first mistake there was making a public one down stelf lobby
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>>163175498
Hoxton's Breakout, Big Oil, Aftershock, and Boiling Point, I think.
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Guys, if i want to be the ammo guy on the Deathwish and One Down difficulties, do i have to take inspire aced or leave it for the medics?
I feel like there are other good options to spend skill points on, but inspire aced is not bad at all.
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>>163176108
One down is a whole diff ballpark to deathwish. Deathwish you can still use most builds as long as its not total shitter stuff like sentry.
One down you just go for a meme build with dodge, revival perks, inspire and nade spam.
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>>163176108
inspire aced and jack of all trades
>inspire
>2 med bags
>1 ammo
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>>163176108
IMO, just focus on ammo stuff if you're going to be the ammo guy for the team, use the rest for yourself, such as Mesiah, Nine Lives, etc.
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>>163176010
ebig drol xDDD
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>>163148625
she actually looks like a criminal, though.
a walking mugshot.
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>>163178875
But she's not a beautiful blonde girl in a bikini with M cup tits. SJW fucking our game up
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>>163168524
crooked croatian cop on the butcher's payroll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJgGWwFvKyg
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>>163178981
>trying to imply politic ideologies could help develop more in depth characters ever
Go back to wherever you came from please.I know it's bait but you gotta keep the thread alive
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I would like a "femme fatale" heister.
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>>163181851
I'm pretty sure Overkill would've already made a bond-like heister if their style wouldn't clash so much with payday 2.
I mean if a character is supposed to be composed and cool and always on top of things you just can't throw them into the screaming-chaotic payday 2 universe.Because logically they wouldn't accept the mission or find a way out as soon as it got loud.
Tl;dr. It's a bad idea,but Overkill will still probably do it.
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Can someone post heist-kino list?
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>1 year, 8 days since last official soundtrack update
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You can still do Overdrill on deathwish right?
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>>163182384
Fuck off and take your made up shit back to tv
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>>163181105
I'm not saying that but some people really genuinely do want some big titted blonde and don't care if she wouldn't remotely fit
Yeh yeh i know some characters dont fit like wick but still nearly all the characters are pretty fucking chaotic and psychopaths
some beautiful bombshell very feminine female really wouldnt fit unless they were really really careful and even then ehhhhh
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>>163182121
Catwoman from Dark Knight Rises proved you can throw a "femme fatale" type into screaming-chaotic situations and still make it fit.
You are obviously just being a sexist shitlord who can't stand the thought of seeing an empowered woman in a video game. :^)
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>>163181851
THERE ARE AT LEAST TO OF THEM
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>>163183668
You mean screeching harpy bitch and punk-thug dyke?
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>>163182591
Yes. You can confirm that from the overdrill achievment too.
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>>163182121
And so we have Wick a fucking Assasin in the crewWhich would be bearable if it was the real one instead of this pile of shit we havea femma fatale wouldn`t be crazy at this point.
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>>163182914
You realise that the list was originally included in the OP? Have you had a bad day at school today?
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>>163184391
a nigger beat me up and stole my tablet ;_;
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>>163184235
Still not as bad as Rust the biker, and Tony and Jimmy the cokeheads. I mean professional burglars and bankrobbers, amirite?
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>running dozers,
Who thought that shit would be a good idea ?
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>trying to do stealth OD shadow raid with pubbies
I WANT TO KMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>163184470
Aww, don't worry Anon, everything will be alright.
We'll beat this melon muncher tomorrow.Now where is the fucking list, piche maricon?
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>>163184552
Why dont you try to solo it?
It just needs patience.
Also you wont have random people screwing it.
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>>163184470
He's just maining as Chains.
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>>163184718
I already did it solo plenty of times, I thought that MAYBE having more people would allow for it to be done faster. By the time I've secure 4 pieces of loot and the other 3 didn't do a single fucking thing other than maybe killing 2 guards and answering pagers, they manage to alert every fucking one.
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>>163184510
git gud
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>>163184903
By the way, in case you didn't know.
If by 5- 6 minutes you will go to stand to the helipad, at the point where the plane normally goes to land, the plane will drop an artifact instead of more guards.
Maybe you knew it, but help is always appreciated right ? ;)
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>>163146363
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>>163182591
you can even do it on mayhem
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>>163146363
>I am good
>the other three were bad
>despite being good we still lost because the other three were so bad they made questionable decisions that I couldn't compensate for
The End.
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>>163187373
This made me laugh longer and harder than it should have.
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>>163184903
never do stealth with pugs. Ever. EVER.
Just always assume any PuGs you do will be filled with retards who can't do anything beyond shoot cops in front of them, and even then, expect them to go down like retards a lot.
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>>163188947
The only thing that pubs got going for them over bots is that you can actually shoot through them.
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>>163189087
>you can actually shoot through them
About that...
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>>163189339
Welp, no benefits at all then.
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>>163184903
>I thought that MAYBE having more people would allow for it to be done faster.
More people means more sources of fuckups.
At least when you're playing solo, you only have yourself to blame and are trying to learn from mistakes. When you're with others...
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>>163189789
>loud guns
>also the host
???????????????????????????
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>>163146363
evry tiem
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Are you talking about the Deagle or the dying Murky shooting off his gun as he died?
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Meant to quote >>163189876
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>>163190191
What do you do to record your gameplay for webms?
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>>163189789
>>163189921
>>163190069
>>163190191
honestly they should just call it shadow rape now
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>HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET
What did Clover mean by this ?
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>>163190851
Just OBS. Can't have anything else running though otherwise the video just turns into a 5fps stuttering mess.
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>>163192693
dance
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>>163192693
Be a man and ask her out already.
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I left this game around bank that is big dlc, people still play this low quality garbage? How's population on PC?
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>>163194020
>people still play low quality garbage
yes they do
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>>163194020
10k in game right now
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>>163194083
jesus fucking christ, people should get higher standards, this is fucking shooter running on racing game engine this says it all.
I just saw goat sim collab dlc i wanna fucking die. I bet you all enjoyed this shit le funney meme XDDD heist
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>>163194331
i mean you have people playing warframe and kf2
and people sustain themselves on story based game generals
somehow
i don't get how
please explain
PLEase
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>>163194421
autism and memes
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I'm contemplating getting back to this piece of shit game. I left right after the Casino Heist (Golden Grind DLC I think) and the retarded jewish weapon skins sealed it for me.
Then I heard that they fixed it and it's no longer "buy this skin to get +3 concealment komrad ))))".
However I only have a laptop right now and the performance was pretty terrible, even at 800x600 I only had 40 fps on all lowest settings (tqbh I was using outdated drivers then). Do any of you play with some graphics reducing mods and can recommend me something? I'd like to be able to at least get 60 fps at 1280x720.
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>>163194785
i can understand the memes
what i can't understand the autism
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>>163184903
>the other 3 didn't do a single fucking thing other than maybe killing 2 guards and answering pagers, they manage to alert every fucking one.
THIS
>mfw literal infamies killing easily avoidable guards for no reason
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>>163194879
Also has OVK done anything with Infamous levels yet? I got to 25-100 (without cheats) back in the day and still thought that the game was fun. Spoonfeed me
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>>163189965
He's trying to get the "I have no idea what I'm doing" achievement. Basically the only way to get that is to leech off someone else doing the heist while you just wait at the van.
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>>163194421
There's a Donald Trump mask now.
With flaming eyes.
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>>163127839
Hi Ashley - Why did you guys cut Zenyr off?
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>>163196739
I get few adds every day for one issue or promotion or many other types of things that need attention. It means my friends list fills up quickly and every so often i go through it and delete a 100+ people in one go. Usually people who rarely speak to me. You/Zenyr must have got caught in this.
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>>163197747
I'm not Zenyr... He's the guy who wrote PocoMod. Seems he used to do an occasional giveaway, but wrote that he was cut off months ago.
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>>163198165
He never tried to contact me at all. I've not been hiding or anything. If he sends me a message sure.
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>>163197747
>Zenyr
>The codes for giveaway was cut months ago. I need to request it explicitly
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Alright you fags, answer me this:
>irons or optics?
>favorite iron sights?
>favorite optics reticle?
Me:
Mostly optics
Micro Galil or whatever it's called in game.
Chevron (Angle 1), green or orange.
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>>163198165
Oh and regarding codes for people who earn them, that is done by Almir, not me. Now my boss Sebastian has taken over from that but that was very very recently.
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>>163200110
rip codes
rip the dream
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>>163199089
While someone obviously made a mistake if he's not going to tell anyone there is a problem we're not going to notice.
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>>163200307
true
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>>163173016
Hey ash, I dunno if anyone else is having this problem but whenever someone plays as Scarface they can't hear themselves being called.
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>>163200792
Report it on our bug reporting forum and we can add it to the list of things for QA to check.
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>>163200606
Tell him to contact me, post on my profile why so i don't ignore the request and i'm sure i can sort it out.
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>>163201063
Ah nevermind, I checked before I was gonna post but someone is having that problem too and Miki says it's a "known problem"
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>tfw
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>>163204082
On a scale of 0 to I NEED A MEDIC BAG, how much were the blood, sweat and tears worth?
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>>163204491
ARMS OUTSTRETCHED/10
soloing made it more of a bitch, but it only took me like six tries
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ARSES ARE FOR KICKIN, NOT SITTIN
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>>163209262
>back door
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>>163209262
>>163209349
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>>163210429
I really really like this image, can I save it?
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>>163210694
too bad its mine now
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>>163210776
See you in court
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rip my nigga sokol
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>>163212324
allahu akbar
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>>163212324
Sokol is now in police custody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hvSnQVkO0U
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>>163212601
RIP
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>>163212324
Turkish assassin heister when
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>>163212324
He is pretending like syrian children.
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>>163212324
>art gallery loud
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skeleton heister when
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>>163218481
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>>163096014
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Short Fuse (short_fuse)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)
This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Tabula Rasa (frog_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dillinger Death mask!
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- I'm A Professional (daily_professional)
Brought to you by John Wick, coming soon to theatres and IMAX in John Wick: Chapter 2 on February 10, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR!
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>163219752
>coming soon to theatres and IMAX in John Wick: Chapter 2 on February 10, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR!
stop this
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>>163219752
delet this
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>>163219752
>February 10
Fuck off, that is like 4 months
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Piglet is the best GL
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Peacemaker is best pistol
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amcar is the best rifle
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>>163221635
ur mom is the best ____
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>people who escape in the helicopter over the escape car in watchdogs day 1
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>>163223589
You get slightly more XP that way
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I need inspiration for a new build.
Drop me weapons, skills, perk decks, etc.
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>>163222480
chef :)
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>>163225939
frenzy anarchist with the oppressor tree
use lmgs and nade lanchers and spray and pray
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>>163222480
enabler :(
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>>163227246
Nade Launchers, huh?
That's something I should play around with more.
But almost no skills benefit grenade launchers...
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Yo the cavity9's iron sights are legit cancer.
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I haven't received my weekly safe yet. It should reset on a Wednesday. Anyone else?
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>>163227871
clarion too
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>>163227656
bloodthirst ups ur reload
thats a bout it
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>>163228232
Don't bully clarion >:(
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>>163228652
Ill bully you nerd
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>>163228015
Took yesterday
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>>163228813
Don't bully me either >:((
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>>163228427
>lock and load
>special weapons in automatic
>all grenade launchers are semi-auto
Fuck, so close.
Which means the only things that benefit grenade launchers is Bloodthirst and Fully Loaded, oh well.
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>>163228813
shut up pussy, i'll bully you
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>>163229086
What about Shotgun skills like Overkill aced?
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>>163229201
It's explicitly mentioned to not work on grenade launchers.
Swap speed still works though.
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why the fuck can i only find 8 rings explicitly following a guide
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>>163229023
Fuck you
>>163229094
Bring it on big guy
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>>163229543
ur gay
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>>163229668
uuuu
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>>163229543
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>>163229703
no u
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>>163229296
Oh fuck. I forgot about that.
The only time I've used nade launchers are with Swan Song and Bullet Storm
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>want to get more trophies.
>Choo choo looks good, but I'm a shitter who fears to go above Overkill loud
>wait, just installed better bots mod, so bots can actually kill snipers sometimes
>the rest is poorly optimized garbage, I can probably just hide in cover far away from the water pump and it'll never break
>it works
>get to the plane
>get trophy
>never do this shitty heist again
is there anything worse than The Bomb: Train?
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>>163230014
de_train
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>>163230014
Lab RatsBomb: Train is actually fun
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>>163230014
gape simulator
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>>163230014
Id just like to take the time to say that car shop is the best heist in the game and if you disagree with me you only play overkill or lower:^)
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>>163230014
Yeah, it could be Lab Rats.
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>>163235076
sauce?
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>>163235376
yeah shes my gf
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>>163235076
Know who made this? They certainly deserve something for that amazing drawing.
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>>163235076
Her teeth remind me this...
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>>163235076
is there a lewder version?
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>playing biker heist day 2
>whole crew goes down besides me
>sprint to the back of the train with the BCI
>jump to the escape area
>hit the helicopter blades and go down
>get kicked
t-thanks
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>>163235376
Found him
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=14359099&type=all
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>>163225939 here.
I have made a build with grenade launcher, featuring Bloodthirsty, Fully Loaded, Armor Skills, and Maniac.
Not bad, but I wish the China Puff reloaded a little more, uh... quickly?
I mean, there's a half second delay after the reload animation finishes where you can't shoot.
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>>163230014
I didn't know there was a third The Bomb heist.
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>>163235874
Found them: twitter.com/wagom_pyooon
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>>163235874
>>163236476maybe
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>>163240626
OwO
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>>163240626
>no tattoos
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>>163240626
I really really hope thats a puffy vulva
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is it just me or does berserker not actually stop regen/heal effects (muscle, gambler, grinder, etc)
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>>163241949
i thought it might have been one of my cheatmods but i just deleted all of them
tested with Berserker ACED, Frenzy ACED, and Hostage Taker ACED
started a bank job, threw down a molotov to eat up my health, and tied up 6 civs
hostage taker's regen does work in this case even though it's not supposed to
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>>163242475
so i should have gone to bed 3 hours ago or at least after the last post but i'll just drop this now and get it over with
for probably as long as Gambler has been in the game, the check for having the "Berserker" skill has used either
>managers.player:player_unit():character_damage():is_berserker()
>managers.player:has_activate_temporary_upgrade("temporary", "berserker_damage_multiplier")
basically, if either of those are true, then the player shouldn't receive health from ammo pickups
that would make perfect sense if those functions actually checked data that belonged to the Berserker skill.
instead, the flag checked by is_berserker() as well as the berserker_damage_multiplier and berserker_no_ammo_cost tables in tweak_data.upgrades all belong to theSwan Songskill
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>>163243157
fuck now im panicking that everyone already knew this and every one on 4chan will make fun of me forever
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>>163242845
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>>163243876
OwO WHAT'S THIS
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Post guns you want in game.
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>>163245507
is that a gun designed exclusively to shoot yourselfi want one in real life
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>>163246120
No, it's designed to hold 100 bullets with the magic of spirals.
It's no better at self inflicted gunshot wounds than a M1911 or Glock, unless you want more than 17 woulds without reloading.
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>>163246196
can it fire full auto like the STRYK
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>>163246440
I'm not entirely sure. But I put my money on semi-auto.
Of course, whose to say the weapon won't be automatic should it get added.
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>>163246715
my dad is John OVERKILL and he said they're adding it with selective fire right after the pancor jackhammer (with convertible explosive mine mags) and derringer
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>>163246868
Tell your dad to get working on Akimbo STRYK and Kawaii heister while we're on it.
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>>163235076
>>163240626
>>163242845
>>163243876
Fuck weapon balance, fuck new heists, fuck One Down difficulty getting fixed: we need more of this in this game.
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>>163245507
>Post guns you want to delete ingame.
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>>163247917
>russian menus
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>>163247917
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>>163247917
>peacemaker
it just needs to be not garbage
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>>163248374
Slow reload kills me
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>>163248421
I get your point, but that's part of what I mean by not be garbage.all these weapons require skills
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>>163248479
Skills or skill?
Nearly every weapon benefits greatly from skills except sniper rifles and grenade launchers, so I don't think that's a very strong argument.
Skill isgit gud
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>>163248552
Skills, which I'm not necessarily against weapon skills it's just it makes it feel too essential for some weapons.
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>>163247917
>deleting chicano compact
fucking metafags
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>>163249943
I listed them because they have ugly appearance or just restyle of other weapons.
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new thread when?
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>>163251271
when this one dies you silly billy
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>Game crashes when trying to play Golden Grill or Stealing Xmas
Hmm, well, I'm not missing out on too much personally, but it would be fun to actually get the deathwish achievements without using SAM
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>>163253507
delete mod_overrides folder, it worked for me
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>>163251271
Soon(TM)
>>
YEAH
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why are there like five decent mask/pattern arrangements
is this shit ?
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>>163253507
>implying anyone is impressed by the DW mask now
Go OD or go home, kid
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>>163065986
Clover's ugly as fuck, but I really love her lines as well
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>>163263940
>Clover,
>Ugly,
Come on
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THE VAN IS LEAVING IN FOUR MINUTES, BETTER HAUL ASS
>>163265686
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