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>[New Update Soon]
http://suomistriimit.com/visto/changelog.txt
Old Thread : >>162472149

>What is this game?
Build a car, drink some peer, do some mundane work for good pay, and live like a Finn.

>In-depth Guide
http://my-summer-car.wikia.com/wiki/MY_SUMMER_CAR_GUIDE_2:_ELECTRIC_BOOGALOO

>Where can I get it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/

>Skins and images
http://satsuma.booru.org

>Tunes
Vice City Vrock broken into chunks with clean cuts.
https://my.mixtape.moe/qhgwsl.7z

>F-f-flash FM, music for the ME generation!
https://my.mixtape.moe/reptzo.7z

>Softwares
CheckMyBolts.exe
https://mega.nz/#!jRcHkD5b!Z7dzqdsKT4KM10PiypTC2vCJGauib_DDVu3Kzb9_7xA
MySummerCarSaveEditor.exe
https://mega.nz/#!mdVmmDpA!hqaof_wYbpRhuNy33X42zJdQiQIJn69PsML8l4AkaT0
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hello i play my summer car post msc pls
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might as well post these for people that may have missed them in the last thread.

1/2
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>>162991709
2/2
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PERRRRKELE
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>>162991817
What manner of sorcery is this?
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>>162991709
>>162991817
I watched the stream and didn't see the rollcage anywhere in the book i think you might have to go to the mechanic to get it installed
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>>162993086
I'm cool with that. I just hope it's part of the next update.
>>162992892
new udpate stuff.
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>>162994108
It is in the change log so i think it will be
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>>162994135
excellent.
also, diy-kun needs to keep us updated if he goes to the junk yard.
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>>162994446
I'm sure he will tomorrow give him time
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these threads are like the satsuma. have to make sure they don't stall.
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>>162995182
xD NICE MEME xD
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Can one of the texture modder bros extract the rust?
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>>162995723
I could do it but you'd have to wait till tomorrow because i'm about to go to sleep
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I hope more beta streaming coming within the hour.
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>>162995865
thanks.
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wtf why is the muscle slide so much its like I'm driving on ice? I thought it would be a good replacement for the van...

also turning the wheel feels too slow at higher speeds. using keyboard & mouse
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>>162998828
can adjust steering in the settings, but I still found it performed like shit. not as bad as before, but it's still a messy piece of crap to drive.

if I could give the muscle the same handle as the van, that would be awesome.
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New footage where?
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>see this
>think I'll just get it and buy the wheel and pedals later once I get paid
>"only works with these two wheels"
man, wtf. I thought shit like this didn't matter. I thought you could use any wheel, with any shifter, and any pedal.
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>>163001403
http://www.leobodnar.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=188

But yea, hate for new Logitech is real. G25/27 Master Race
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How shit is the Xbox 360 FFB wheel? They seem to go for cheap and im American so i dont care about that 3rd pedal.
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>>163003004
thanks, but I think I'll just bite the bullet and get a g29 setup. just sucks that I'd have to buy an adapter for something that should just work the way you expect to work.

I seriously thought each component was its own usb device, allowing me to just use whatever.
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Why would he get rid of the Eurobeat Menace
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>>162993086
you have to find some old 2" water pipes, cut them to size and weld them in. (or agree to become the gimp when Fleetari and Tiemo are having some fun during the weekend, then Fleetari promise he'll install the cage when they are ready to let you go)
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>>163001403
A good wheel and stick is nice, I just think you need a proper setup for best immersion:

https://youtu.be/mrSEhzwGohU
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>>163004930
good question, I don't understand this, he's killed me so many times, but I still love good old techno viking.
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>>163006471
>he's killed me so many times
how?
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>>163006058
that's way overkill. I feel like you're better off just buying a rally car and doing the shit yourself.

you can't convince me this setup is less than $50,000.
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>>163006557
at first when the police would always stop you on your way to the shop, if you didn't park to the right of the officer, techno viking would kill you whenever he got a chance.

But also just going slowly on the highway in the pedo van, he would ram you right in the ass until you are dead.
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>>163006784
yeah, I think a real Datsun cockpit and some hydraulics would be better, it would be doable to turn all the real parts into a controller with a few switches and potentiometers, a micro controller and some usb magic.
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>>163007168
For extra realism, attach shaped charges pointing inwards on all sides to simulate mortality.
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>>163007772
sure if anyone thinks real perma death is cool, we could add that feature.
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>>163007772
If you wanted to realistically simulate mortality and hospitalization it would probably be easiest to build your sim pit inside a roadworthy datsun, so when you go off the road or hit someone in-game that would happen in real life as well.
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>>163007772
or you would just get raped by an elephant sized dick whenever you die in game.
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>>163006784
If you are that poor I guess you could just go race a real car instead.
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will there be an update this weekend?
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>>163013410
prolly
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>>163013762
I hope so, I'm now spending more time talking about the game than actually playing it.
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>>163014083
-place 1st, 2nd and 3rd in rally
-tow all vehicles
-work on your custom skin
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>page 10
don't you die on me
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>>163015802
it's really hard to get 2nd and 3rd once you are fast enough to take 1st every time.
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>>163018705
What's rough is that there's like a 45 second difference between 1st place between races, so if you dog it a bit for an acheivo there's a decent chance you get 8th with what would have been a second place time in the last rally you did.

(pls no bully this was in the shit-truck)
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see you guys in the morning.
update a-comin'
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>>163019868
Hopefully he'll make the times a little more consistent and a little more spread out in the future, like 1st normally gets 5:20-5:35, 2nd normally gets 5:35-5:50, and third gets 5:50-6:05, with the rest coming in wherever. It's crazy right now that there's often only a couple seconds between first and fourth. Maybe "realistic", but not fun.
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>>163020651
there should be like regional champions joining in every 2nd-3rd weekend, then you'd need below 5:10 to win.

Or something like once you win you become the local champion and people will travel to challenge and race you from all over finland, then you can make a bet before racing every weekend. and if you don't race them, fleetari will call you and call you a faggot.
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>>163021012
>5:10
I don't think I've ever seen anyone beat that time.
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>>163021201
I saw someone posting a 4:58 or somewhere around that time, don't know if it was fake, but I think it was probably real.

Never been below 5:30 myself.
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>>163021451
>Never been below 5:30 myself.
Yeah I've hit 5:32 more than once. I've been getting a lot better from driving around, I'll post some screenshots later and maybe a super fast time. I want to get some rallies in before the game updates so I don't have to miss a week because I wouldn't be able to pass inspection.
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>>163021012
>below 5:10 to win
seems a little excessive, I suspect running sub-5 is possible but I've never even seen anybody post below 5:15.

>>163021451
>Never been below 5:30 myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOPzO7GHKf4
This isn't even a very good run, and I didn't have any of the aero upgrades. I'd like to knuckle-down and record a sub-5:00 but I've lost some motivation with the upcoming patch. I still think expecting somebody to go much below 5:20-5:30 on a semi-repeatable basis is a bit much.
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>>163022549
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>>162998828
Try turning the high speed steering rate to a really low value (1 or 0) if on KB. If it's still shit try using a controller if you have one

>>163001403
Yea, fuck that noise. If I had to get a new setup it'd either be some cheapo shit or wait and save up for thrustmaster shifter and other shit
Basically real cheap or too expensive to justify the price

>>163021201
Might give me something to do while waiting for the update
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Looks like you caught page 10 again.

Who else has been in /mscg/ since it was a reoccurring thread on /v/?
Hard mode: who else has read every single post?
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>accidentally buy too many items at the store
>can't afford them

Is there a way to put items back?
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>>163001403
I have a G920 and my g27 pedals and shifter work with it.
I would have thought it would work the other way around.
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>>163021686
Hot damn this was a fast one. I even went off the course once.
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Someone had better Finnish the rally in the ferndale before it gets patched out.
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>>163029276
I could probably finish it, but I won't guarantee a better time than the shit truck.
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>>163027947
>Who else has been in /mscg/ since it was a reoccurring thread on /v/?
I have
>Hard mode: who else has read every single post?
I think I missed one thread.

Now to find out if this will bump the thread since I was the last person to post.
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>>163036070
Said page 9 before this

Been here since the start of last general or 2.
We need some more shit in the OP.
MO when you read this is it ok if I give out a link with your exhaust model with a retexture?
The mod installer is credited and everything
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>>163001403

>mfw got a full g27 open box from logitech years ago for 150 bucks
>mfw used ones are selling for 500
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>>163037854
>We need some more shit in the OP.
i've been saying that for two threads now. we need people to create a list of links we missed.
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>>163037854
Yeah anyone can post them wherever as long as its got my credit in the installer
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>>163041461
>>163040795
https://mega.nz/#!h9JQTApA!zB_ot-5WktZVcF-Ck22Rt0f1EmfrFOow9pLYGYOhXIY

Here's the Muffler Mod. The retexture is kinda shit IMO, I just made it in half a min, but it's better than the red to me

It's the whole shabang. Model, textures. Virus scanner will prolly set it off, due to it being made by UABE, so giving you guys warning now.
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Adding turbo to satsuma when???
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>>163043010
That would be a carb tuning nightmare. Maybe if we can adjust the AFR for both racing carbs so one is low rpm/pre turbo and one high rpm/during turbo boost
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>>163043010
Group B rally when?
Also, i saw some post about different rally classes browsing dev post history. That would be hilarious.
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>>163043010
I think N2O would fit the game better. It's the cheapest way to make power and it's also easy to destroy your car with.
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>>162991817
Any chance this will increase the rev limiter?
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>>163039456
Best Buy had them on black friday closeout 2014 for $150 NIB.
>>163044248
This, or a supercharger kit. It could replace the whole carb assembly and have different pulleys. Fits more with the time period, too. Non-ecu turbos are satana.
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>>163044337
No it's literally just a gauge
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>>163044337
It's a gauge and has a shift light. So you can put the clock back in the Satsuma, and not need to stare at the tach while driving.
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>trying to rally in the Ferndale
https://youtu.be/IxXEJRcey08
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I've experimented with setting the gear box ratio to very low numbers using the editor. Usually ends with me having the windshield explode in my face. Anyone tried setting the ratio to an absurdly high value to accelerate like sanic?
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>>163046165
What was with that last car? Did the dude forget the parking brake was set or something?

Also there's something satisfying about watching idiots try to show off with an expensive vehicle that they don't know how to properly drive

>>163047873
I have. Set it to 5 and 8 before. The satsuma took off like no other but top speed was pathetic.
That's the trade off for a high final drive
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>>163048110
Maybe he was holding in the clutch, had it in the wrong gear or something?
sure looks like he might have busted the engine
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>>163048110
I think that last guy destroyed his clutch.

>>163047873
The highest value ratio is great, imo. It's just a bit more top speed than I need for the rally.
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>>163048743
Presumably he was holding the e-brake (too hard) and didn't realize that the tires weren't spinning; whether it was him on the clutch or an automatic probably isn't super important.
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>>163048743
>>163048934
I was thinking clutch at first as well, but reasoned even a dumbass would've either dumped it and stalled/ran off the road or tried something else rather than just holding it there

I admit I stalled quite a few times when I first drove stick but I was never dumb enough to just hold the pedal there and burn shit

Maybe he destroyed the engine from constant overreving, kind of like throwing a rod from doing the same?
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>>163046165
good stuff. I literally had to pause during the narrow road scene. I knew dude was about to hit a tree, and sure enough he did.

>have a lot of money
>buy a powerful as fuck car
>don't bother to learn how to drive it properly
reminds me of a comment from one of the gtag threads about a year ago, when they were talking about super cars having a special drive mode that's disabled by default, to avoid having idiots like this killing themselves.

totally makes sense with all these celebrities buying lambos and shit, when they can barely drive to begin with.
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>>163049049
I think this now that I'm rewatching it. I think that he thought the smoke was from the tires, and not the clutch/engine
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>>163049143
Funny how a lot of them are Corvettes.

>>don't bother to learn how to drive it properly

I think some maybe just accidents, shit happens. You fuck up and learn from it.
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>>163049687
>Funny how a lot of them are Corvettes
It's funny because it's a corvette crash compilation video.
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>>163049143
Are you talking about the ridiculous traction control in gta?
or a real life aspect to supers which gimp them so people won't kill themselves?
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>>163049792
real life. can't think of the drive mode, but I think it's to limit the amount of power the user has. you can enable it to take full advantage of the engine. wish I could remember the name of it..
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>>163049792
Real life super cars frequently have a "safe mode" that's on by default. You can enable "sport mode" to go fast (I assume it's some sort of electronic limiter, names obviously differ by car). GTA just had casualized physics and a global 140mph top speed for the same reason.

>>163049779
>>163049687
Smart people don't buy Corvettes
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>>163050173
>>163049980
Well i saw that the reason why a lot of them suddenly yanked to the side was that the rear wheels were spinning too much and lost traction
So i understand why that is a necessary feature
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>>163050173
>Real life super cars frequently have a "safe mode" that's on by default.
Most, if not all cars have a speed governor/limiter and have to be mod/chipped to "unlock" full speed/performance. I think its there to protect engine from damage.

>GTA just had casualized physics and a global 140mph top speed for the same reason.
GTA online has reduced speed for netcode reasons i do believe. The game can be moded to have realistic speeds

>Smart people don't buy Corvettes
Whats wrong with corvettes? Aren't they the poor mans supercar?
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>>163050297
new corvettes have something for 1st gear which helps keep traction, i suppose it probably locks the diff and limits power so you can [STEP ON THE GAS] without losing control; once in second gear they go into the ditch because these people are just holding their foot down without thinking (and probably mashing the brake once it starts sliding out).
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>>163050705
Traction control?
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I guess it's game over now.
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>>163050705
these people can't even control their rpm baka
i'm not much of a car genius but even i understand thats a shitty idea
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>>163050906

Get the kekmet.
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>>163050906
I flipped the shittruck and was never able to flip it back up
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>>163050906
Holy shit, I never thought I'd see you again.
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Guys why the fuck is my reverse not working i am holding s and im not going backwards
i downloaded a save with a prebuilt pretuned car
i also am not going forward either, and the car dies raelly quickly when i try and start it
even if i hold the brake
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>>163052093
This better be bait
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>>163052093
i love it
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>>163052093
You funny man.
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>>163051063
Get the kekmet they said.
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>>163052312

how the fuck

anon

how did you manage to do that
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>>163052312
le forks of doom maymay
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>>163052093
you need to use the clutch and shift to R.
do this by hitting ALT then the F4 key at the same time

>>163052312
top kekmet
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>>163052538
what the fuck is a clutch
also why the fuck cant i just press w to go forward why does this fucking finn have to be so retarded
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>>163052392
I tried to lift it. I died.
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>>163054563
Nice b8 m8
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>>163054563
A clutch is what a livestreamer does when they save a bad situation
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>>163054841
i clutch every single day in cs go because im so fucking good
why the fuck is there no playstation 4 in my house
god this game is so BORING theres nothing to do
i cant get the car started, and theres NOTHING to do at home
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>>163055008
It's just meme game like goat simulator.
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>>163055098
yeah i thought it would be funny but its just fucking BORING
fucking finland cant do anything right
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>>163046165
FINALLY FINISHED
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>>163055486
Unsurprisingly terrible time. I didn't even come close to getting the thing out of second.
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>>163055620
How the FUCK did you go slow like that
its a fucking auto, the only driveable car in the entire fucking game
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>>163055486
>drive
>not second
I'm surprised you made it at all.
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>>163055960
I crashed more than once just getting to the starting line. Don't doubt I was savescumming like a motherfucker.
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>>163055486
>didn't record it
dick of pussy
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma

which one do we choose?
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>>163056334
citrus fruit
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>thread in the hundreds
>24 different users
not bad. guess we're not as dead as I thought we were. just need to keep dedicated bumpers during night shifts until more content comes out.
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>>163056202
I'm out of hard drive space and I already deleted allmost all of my porn.
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>>163057870
I wonder why that exhaust doesn't look chrome the guy that textured it idk what he did i just had to make it white to get chrome
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>>163058854
That's where I fucked up. It's grayish in my dds. Gonna change it now
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I couldn't flip the truck no matter what I tried so I decided to end the game properly by killing my car.
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>>163058854
>>163059405
Updated mod and link. Proper chrome this time. No steel/metal look

https://mega.nz/#!t9w2iZBK!ZoVhN_zX10_eE0SAdR1SZ6ouaNusIUL90SRT9EY1Wx4
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>>163056202
I recorded a video in the Satsuma as a test. What I learned is to turn my mic off and maybe burn it also. I'll do another in the Ferndale, just for you.
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assistant doc here
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>>163065061
Shes dead doc, SHES DEAD. LET HER GO.
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>>163066249
All I need is more Vicodin and a sudden realization will happen in my head and I'll save her from the brink of death

I wonder how hard it'd be to remodel the carbs and hood so that the air filter sticks out of the hood like pic
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>>163066249
>>163065061
I was making OC for the thread. This is my Satsuma race, I recommend you watch it muted because I had my microphone facing the wrong direction and the sound is beyond terrible. I wanted to do a test for the Ferndale rally because me swearing at it is probably an important part of the experience. Ferndale rally is uploading now, but it will take a while.

https://youtu.be/7Rm_Asy-Fc8
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>>163066657
Wait, I'm retarded.

That's not the air filter
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>>163066742
Maybe you don't need more Vicodin
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>>163066804
But then I can't make 8 seasons of a show where I save people from the brink of death
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>>163066708
Is your framerate normally that bad or is it the recording software?
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>>163066904
It's the recording software. I don't drop below 30 basically ever.
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>>163067038
If you're using OBS go in to video settings and set it to 60fps.
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no matter what I always come back to this color scheme.

we need more skins on the booru. I'd like a nice, subtle red skin. are there any other skin collections that you guys know of?
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>dev patches in horror game monster without saying anything
>you're on the couch drinking peer and watching test tv so you can sleep when a horrible witch-like figure presses itself against the window behind the tv
>you hear a sound and turn around to see that the front door is open
>turn back to window
>creature is gone

perkele
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Here is the Ferndale rally. I also included the drive to the rally so skip to 6 minutes if you don't care about that. Audio is probably more tolerable than the driving, but that's not really saying much. My first race was better, but I didn't record that so you get this instead.

https://youtu.be/VQ1dvCopySI
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>>163069184
it's weird. the muscle seems faster, so if you could stay on the road and take the corners at a decent speed, it should be possible to medal. but yeah, that time is sad. are you the same one that did it in the shit truck? those numbers were a minute better.
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>>163069184
>keyboard
>D gear
The absolute madman
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>>163068594
It would be good fun, they must have some mythical wood creatures in Finland, like this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapio_(spirit)
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>>163069334
I'm the same guy. You can go pedal to the medal in the shit truck with no fear. I also posted a faster time in the Ferndale where I hardly used the accelerator, but at least didn't go off the course.

>>163069427
xbox 360 controller actually
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>>163069184
I was debating on trying the rally with the Ferndale, but I have even less control of the damn thing than you do, and I use a wheel.
Has anyone ever placed with a vehicle other than the datsun?
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>>163069960
forgot to namefag
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>>163069960
The Ferndale has enough power, but the handling is just so hard to deal with I don't think anyone can do it. It would take a very large amount of practice.

The shittruck doesn't have the power, it's just too slow. Easiest to finish with, though.

Tractor is obviously too slow. Boat is a boat.

The van is the only vehicle I haven't tried with, and it's probably the best contender. It might have the power and it handles much better than the Ferndale.
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>>163070214
>The van is the only vehicle I haven't tried with, and it's probably the best contender.

doubt the pedo van will be faster than the poop truck, generally I feel much faster in the poop truck than the van.
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I wonder what it will take for topless gun to decide that the game is ready for full release.
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>>163070658
That death wobble at 100+ kph certainly wouldn't help, but I've driven though it and it's actually entirely for show. The van probably accelerates from 60-100 faster than the shit truck, which is what you need for getting out of corners and making a good time. I'll give it a go tomorrow if I start playing again before the game updates. Right now I need sleep.
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>>163070754
I believe the plan is to turn it into an actual game instead of just a sandbox, wouldn't take much effort to add a lot of gameplay where you start with nothing and have to build your comfy little rural finnish empire.
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>>163070968
Are you sure it's just for show? Every time I got the wobble if I even tried to turn I would break traction and usually end up flipping
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>>163070754
Doubt it would be ever released. Most of the early access games doesn't even have certain goals and 95% of the time developers just bail out as soon as game loosing it's popularity. I know that he's very dedicated and shit, but the whole point of the early access is to scam people, it's just never going to work.
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>>163071381
I fucking hate how common this is. And then some even have the gumption to make fucking DLC for an UNFINISHED game.
I saw people in the Steam forums suggesting Finndev make DLC engines and shit NOW, while the game was still in early access. I could understand DLC motors once the game was finished, or maybe add modding support for such things, but not while the game isn't even fuckin done
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>>163071521
Findev has said no DLC until release
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>no wonder i got up the hill that fast
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someone quote me the cost of this entire setup(minus the console and tv, of course) are we talking more than $500? or less?
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>>163073020
Well, hardwood flooring is pretty nice, so that'll probably cost extra. That couch is shit, so see if you can negotiate that out of the setup.
That TV stand is nice, but outdated. It works well with the theme of the house though.
Probably a 100-200k setup for the house.
But seriously, if the g27 shit is included with the setup, you're prolly lookin at around $500. More if they go all Craigslist on you and "know what they got." (Which is a cheap seat and a metal fucking pipe)
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>>163073020
I went to this car show a year ago and there was this local company showing their racing game setups which came complete with pneumatic actuators to simulate rocking, they priced them between $20k to $40k before taxes
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>>163073265
if around that price, i'm very excited. I have about $650 and would love to start playing a lot of racing sims. just hope something like this is adjustable, since I'm 6'4.
>>163073428
I just watched a few videos on youtube with those type of setups. truly amazing, but also a bit depressing that i'll only be able to try one if I go to one of those events.
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>>163073428
Some motherfucker built a similar motion seat for his senior design project for like a few hundred bucks and some trips to the junkyard.
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>>163073521
If you google "racing setup" you'll get setups similar to this, minus the g25/27. Most of em seem to plant around the $400 range
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>>163073020
That seat on it's own probably costs $500.
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>>163073521
I wouldn't get it if all you have is $650.
You gotta prioritize those savings.
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>>163073647
I'm fine with a non G wheel, as long as it performs well. I'm looking to spend around $150-200 for one. if I can keep it under $650, that would be great
>>163073843
I hope not
>>163073898
the $650 is christmas bonus to treat myself. I was considering a trip to china, but then I'd be dipping into my savings. this seems like a better option.

thanks for the help, guys. I'll be smart about what to buy. I was just worried something like this would cost nearly a grand.
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>>163074141
I dunno if the discontinuation has affected the price, but I got my wheel barely used (it actually looked new to me, and still had the plastic shit on the shifter) for $200 flat, just gotta look around
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>>163074245
will do. been checking ebay for some quality used wheels.
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Under 6 days until the update.
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>>163077651
How can you be so sure?
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>>163078820
Dev said before christmas.
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>>163079224
Then again he also said the game would be ready by summer and look how that turned out.
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>>163039456
>could have easily gotten a second one free by scamming logitech support as they gave them away pretty generously but i decided to be a good person
fug
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bump time
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just found this used one. price some a lot lower than the previous ones I looked up. not sure if I should buy or not. it says "good condition", so I assume that means it works. the seller is also highly rated.
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>>163056590
>dedicated bumpers during night shifts
more like early morning.
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>>163086315
I'm american but stay away during the night. I don't sleep until 11am, and wake up at around 5pm. I try my best to bump while playing other shit.

hopefully that update comes soon enough.
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Assistant doc here

Bark
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They must have found some bugs in the update since it's not been released yet.
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FUCKING LAMBORGHINI A LA CAPRI FUCKING WHEN!?
I HATE THE SHITTY SLOW ASS SATSUMA
I JUST FUCKING FOUND OUT ITS USING A THING CALLED "MANUAL" GEAR
GOD WHY CANT GAMES JUST LET ME PUSH W TO GO FORWARD AND S TO GO BACKWARDS
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>>163090867
You need to be more subtle about it
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>>163091190
Fuck off
CUNT
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finally passed the inspection guys! Time to get her rally ready!
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>>163094141
congrats, now go trash her on the dirt roads and win that rally.
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why are comments on race wheel videos telling the streamer to remove their hand from the shifter? is it bad to keep your hand always on the shift?
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>>163069502
It's "pedal to the metal".
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>>163095328
In real life you would want both hands on the wheel in order to steer, and you'd jump to the shifter when you want to shift.
Seems a little silly in a video game where the only resistance on your wheel is a little spring and you don't need two hands to steady it because you're not getting jarred around.
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>>163097512
I'm aware, I just make spelling errors at 3am.

>>163071261
I'm pretty sure it's for show, I did laps around the highway in it to get beer to restock and I started ignoring it after a bit.
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>>163098012
>I'm pretty sure it's for show
I don't think so lad, at about 120 you overturn and steering above about 110 is risky.
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>>163097767
Most wheels are force feedback. If I let go the Satsuma will drive off road in seconds because of the force.
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>>163090867
Go play some mashturbation fanttasy game, this game is not for you.
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>>163099679
>>163097767
I guess that makes sense. Thank you.
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Hey guys I messed up my back up save and lost everything. Does anyone have a save file they could link that has just the car built and has less than 5000mk? I want to continue the game but I really don't want to rebuild the car for the fifth time but infinite money saves makes the game super boring
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>>163105474
It takes less time to get the car running than doing a septic run.
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>>163105768
>It takes less time to get the car running than doing a septic run.
doubt. also, he probably wants his shit inspected as well.
>>163105474
anon, I'd love to share my file but I scummed it up with millions, and have won multiple trophies on it.
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>>163106646
I got my shit built and inspected in 1:15, and that includes tearing apart the rear suspension to install the springs I forgot. Some teen did it on twitch in like 55 minutes.
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>>163109479
>1:15
not bad. I take a lot longer but only because I don't know each and every spanner.
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>>163109479
Does that include the trip to town or are you starting the time from when you turn your first wrench?

I've had it running by a little before sunup on Tuesday (never actually timed myself), but there's not much point in speed-building when you can't rally until Saturday.
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bump before I crash. hopefully thread is still up in 6 hours.
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guys pls help i am in car and it not move help what do i do
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>>163112503
assuming the engine is running, check all the bolts and clutch fluid.
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>>163110856
Started at hitting "New Game" on the title screen. I took the freeway for all trips.
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Possible speedruns:
>"New game" to car moving on its own (doesn't matter if it's missing some "optional" parts)
>"New game" to properly installing ALL stock parts, the only exception are mutually exclusive parts (clock/RPM gauge)
>"New game" to passing the inspection (including trip time) (seems kinda redundant)
>"New game" to finishing (Dante Must Die mode: winning) the rally (including sleeping/watching TV/saving/etc to skip time) (seems kinda stupid)
>Fastest shithole run (all 5 holes). No saveloading for hose recovery.
>???
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so I was driving in my van at night when I saw what kind of looked like a deer cross the road really fast, it scared the shit out of me. are there deer in this game? what did I see?
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>>163118293

moose

if you hit them at an appreciable speed you die unless in shittruck
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>>163118293
>>163118954
They seem to come out at night only.
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>>163047873
I gave it a shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buotvQfgtDM
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>>163119278
>that ending
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>>163119636
RIP green menace
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how did i do /msc/?

please ignore the retarded music in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQdoM9dcGYU&feature=youtu.be
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>>163120430
>doors aren't installed
>fuzzy dice are
I like your style.
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>>163109479
>>163116016
>>"New game" to passing the inspection (including trip time)

This involves two long highway drives, and luck with police spawns for optimal times. It's also the only in-game way to verify total part installation.
>"New game" to car moving on its own (doesn't matter if it's missing some "optional" parts)
This becomes a semantics pissing match.
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>>163122081
>luck with police spawns
>not ramming the cruiser off the road and hitting the dirt
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>>163121975
weight reduction bro
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>>163090867
>>163092236
Epic troll dude you are really funny haha
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>>163090867
the sad thing is that there is probably someone out there who ACTUALLY thinks this
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my stash
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>>163129637

wait shit wrong picture
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>>163120430
For a mostly clean run I'm surprised at how slow you were. Maybe being zoomed out so far just gives the illusion of speed without actually going fast?
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>>163129945
Whats the rims from?
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>>163131745
Save hacking. You can swap tires on wheels.
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>>163132035
Ohhh I had no idea this was possible
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>>163131745

>>163132035

Correct. I was experimenting with the rally wheels and different rims.
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>>163132613
Is it possible to have different wheels on the car?
Like rally in the front and normal in the back?
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>>163133045

I see no reason why it wouldn't work. Checking right now.
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>>163133045
>>163133169
Fuck, now that I'm thinking about it, it's prolly possible without the save editor
Just switch the tires
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>>163133045
>Like rally in the front and normal in the back?
That's boring. Go for rally on the left and slicks on the right.
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>>163133394
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>>163134159
If you use slicks on the rear and rallys on the front do you get some oversteer (or less understeer)? Could be fun, potentially even useful assuming you can run the rally with half the wrong tires.
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>>163134262

Could just be my imagination, but the steering feels less responsive and more prone to understeer.
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>>163134159
ahahahahahaha
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>>163134159
Satsuma with Kekmet wheels when?
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>>163134569

I'm not imagining it; the car spins out much more easily now. I set the gears to stock and not 3,7 so that would make it feel slightly different but this is just absurd. It really does have a noticable effect. I'd wager that a more competent driver (and not using a keyboard) could probably slide this setup around corners quite easily, without using the e-brake.
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>>163134569
>>163134947
so is it over- or understeer? these posts don't agree
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>>163135163
It's placebo.
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>>163135163

Worded my last post wrong. It's oversteering.

Gonna try a different setup.
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>>163135421

This doesn't do much at all except cause a bit of understeer. I missed a few turns I otherwise wouldn't have.
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Someone mentioned in a previous thread that your windshield explodes when you reach a certain (extremely) high speed. This is what happens when you lift Satsuma up, with a gear ratio of 2,5, and gun it. No matter how low the gear ratio is, it peaks at what I assume is 235kph.

Hard coded speed limit confirmed?
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I just got this game.
I have died many, many times just learning how to get to the store and home again.
On one of my last trips, this happened.
I am not a clever man.
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>>163137085

>take a literal picture of his screen
>not a clever man

nothing more to add
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>>163137085
alt + prt sc
windows button + r
paint, enter
ctrl + v
ctrl + s
name, enter

Not trying to be a dick, trying to help
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>>163137945
Or if you're on win10 like me, it's windows button, paint, enter

how'd you manage that btw?
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Turns out if you set the gear ratio to 100, 4th gear will take you all the way to 7kph.

If you set the gear ratio to 0,1, 1st will take you all the way to nothing because the car instantly dies if you put it into gear

If you set the gear ratio to 1, 1st will take you all the way into 220kph.

If you then rev the engine to the limit in 4th and shift down to first it will deposit its main bearing on the roof of your house. If you then try to start the engine again it will make the sound of popcorn popping yet no further parts will be deposited anywhere.
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>>163138189
yeah but imagine if 1st gear lasted til like 30 mph

bruh imagine the lamborghini speed
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>>163119214

that was pretty cool desu
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>>163139207

yes very good
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>>163138076
I know I didn't take a screenshot.
A friend convinced me to buy the game.
I meant to send him a picture. Made more sense via text message than to send a screenshot to my phone.

I drove over the white bench/canopy in front of the gas pumps.
The bench would not be bested and stumped the truck.
I went to the outhouse and reloaded but the bench flung my truck vertical.

Needless to say I restarted.

I only play permadeath. I won't learn anything in this game without strict reprimand.
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>>163144940
>I won't learn anything in this game without strict reprimand.

That's all nice and dandy but the game is glitchy and can kill you for no reason, just saying
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>>163144940
at least backup your saves, it's very frustrating when you've built the car and everything only to die and lose it all due to some freak accident.
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>>163145219
Well, if you die in the middle of nowhere and left your car there, it's basically gameover for you anyway. Especially if it was shit-truck. There is also crap load of achievements that doesn't work without permadeath.
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>>163145756
You can tow any vehicle, look for the tow hook

also back up save located at;

C:\Users\[user]\AppData\LocalLow\Amistech
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>>163145756
This, there's literally no reason to play on respawn-mode because you'll still have to back up your saves for when the game fucks you over permanently and if you die in certain places your game will be over regardless.
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>be drunken finn
>driving poop truck, sucking people's shit, trinking peer, the usual for thursday
>manage to wreck the poop truck on my way home
>wrecked pretty close to fleetari's place, decide to nick his car and either drive it home or try and tow the poop truck upright
>whilst trying to tow the poop truck, back up into the water with the ferndale, caan't get it out no matter how much i push
>give up all hope, start slamming down peers
>all of a sudden, headlights in the darkness
>its my savior
>mr hitler
>hitchhike a ride, never done this before, hope he'll either take me home or at least let me out
>get to the intersection to go back to the house, he doesn't stop or turn, just keeps going
>try and open the door, still doesn't stop
>flip him off
>we round the corner into death valley
>go flying like the dukes of fucking hazard, right into a goddamn tree
>ded

truly, this game is hrealism at it's finest
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>>163134841
>Using 4 rear tractor tires for a makeshift monster truck
I like it.
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>>163137945
>>163138076
>>163144940
Or use steams built in screenshot function, f12.
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>>163146131

Give him the thumbs up, he'll stop. Also, if you drink so much that you black out (circa 2 cases of peer) you'll teleport near to your house.
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>>163151496

Hi there

Is that a racing muffler or are you just happy to see me
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Check it out lads, winning the rally with stock Sacchan; 5:21 and only one short off-roading adventure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q24k4xjfR7s
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just bought this game, what am I in for?
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>>163154096

No

Don't ask us

Try first

Fail miserably

Then ask us


It's part of the experience
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>>163154568
my first 15 minutes, I drank all of my beer, punched out the windshield of the van and managed to tip it over 300 feet from my house

I should mention I don't really know much about cars beyond the basics, for the actual engine construction, will I be able to wing it or will I need some outside resources
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>>163155371
I just bought the game recently too.
You're definitely going to need outside help.
Inside your garage are all the parts you need in order to build the body in your driveway into a serviceable vehicle.

Anyone who has competed in the rally has built their own car.

It's a pain in the ass I tell you.
I just built the salami for the first time and its taken me hours of painstaking struggle.

You will need to seek help to play this game.

I hope you like a challenge.

Don't be discouraged. I'm sure you'll learn fast.
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>>163145219
That's true. So far I've only died to my own stupidity but I'll back up my save now that I've built the car.

No sense in wasting more time and effort.
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>>163155371

The first thing you need to do is stock up on supplies. Take the crate of peer and the pack of sausages, and load it into the van. There's a gas canister in the garage, toss it in the van. There's a diesel canister in the large shed next to the tractor. Bring that as well. Drive (carefully!) along the dirt track until you reach a T-intersection.

From there you can either choose to go right, which is shorter but harder to actually survive the trip, or left, which is a longer trip but much safer. If you go right, follow the dirt road until you hit asphalt. Keep heading in the same direction, you'll see a highway very shortly. Go right on the highway, and then take the first right into Peräjärvi.

If you go left: Follow the dirt road until you get to an intersection. Go right. Very shortly you'll see the highway. Go right. Follow the highway, take the second right into Peräjärvi.

Stop by the gas pumps. Fill up the diesel canister with diesel and the gas canister with gas. Go into the shop right next to the road. Buy the fan belt (!!!!) and two canisters of each fluid. Pay for the gas and the fluids. Spend the rest of your money on food and peer. Beware of costs, buy in increments until you can't afford any more. Sausages are best food. Buy a crate or two of peer as well, it's very useful. Don't worry if you're broke now. Load everything in the van, and carefully drive home.

That's basically how you start the game.
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>>163157059
To add to this anon, DO NOT SAVE WITH A SHOPPING BAG UNTIL YOU GET HOME, the contents will scatter everywhere if you do. Same applies to parts packages.
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>>163154568
Try to wing it.
Figuring it out is the best part.
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>tfw itching to play
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>>163157059
Three bottles of brake fluid. One of oil. One coolant, or none, you can use piss and it's just as good.
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Guys
Can i install the gearbox in reverse?
I want to get french style gearing
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>>163158172
sure, just install the engine rotated 180 degrees.
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>>163158172
Try setting final gear ratio to negative value in the save editor.
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guys help i've gotten tickets from the police and i haven't paid them and now i'm hearing police sirens outside my house
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>>163161205
just switch off all the lights and pretend you are not home.
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>>163161334
i am hiding in my peer pile in that hole in the garage
do you think they'll hear me trinking peer and peeing?
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>>163161402
try not to throw the bottles too much. or practice making cat sounds in case they check the garage.
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>>163157059
>>163155528
thanks for the tips, got the engine block together, we'll see how installation goes tomorrow
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>not parking satsuma on your roof

plebs
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>>163164114
>not building a castle of beer with a retractable gate made of brake fluid bottles to park your satsuma in
>>
>Dev releases update at 11 PM Dec. 24th
Perkele
>>
This game should only update at the start of a new summer. Ideal cycle to last forever is dev releases a new map and car to build every year and game's fans pick it up again every summer to complete by the end, like a real summer car hobby. Then, you go back to life until next summer instead of getting bored with all the nothing there is left to do and dropping the game forever.
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>>163164267

>not sitting inside satsuma all night with a case of peer and some sausages until the dawn breaks over the lake
>not being SUPREMELY COMFY
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>>163165163

>not snuggling up in the back seat drinking peer and throwing empty bottles out of the window down onto the concrete below
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>>163165270

>not having satsuma stationed on top of your roof to guard you while you are sleeping, shining her high beams into the darkness of the night, vanquishing it
>not having her play tunes over her stereo so that all the rooms of your house can hear the music literally coming from above
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>>163165436
So did you manage this legit, or was this a save hack?
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>>163165840

Legit. All the driveable cars in the game have a tendency to spaz out if you push them by the wheels. Just keep pushing and prodding, and running into and backing off and clipping into areas around the wheel, and eventually something crazy will happen. If they're already interacting with other physics objects, the more violent the reaction.

I placed Satsuma on Kekmet, and put her right next to the wall, on the highest hydraulic setting. I pushed for a while, but she fell down halway, nose resting on the ground and the ass still hanging on the forks. I "clipped" into the engine room while pushing and just got launched onto the roof of the house.

The picture in >>163164114
was taken immediately after it happened. You can probably figure out how everything was positioned from that.
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>>163166203

fuck I am tired

>I "clipped" into the engine room while pushing and IT just got launched onto the roof of the house.
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anyone starting a new save for the next update?
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>>163169289
Yeah this what I'll be doing. Since I bought everything and won the rally I've been save scumming and save editing to test shit.
When the update drops I think it'll be a good idea to start fresh
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>>163169289
I'll start a new save eventually, but I don't think I will for the next update. I'd like to try to win the rally with no savescumming, but I'll bet the dev does some economy fixes and take away some of the starting equipment/parts eventually, so I want to wait to see what he plans on doing next.
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>>163169415
pretty much why i'm restarting. think it might be fun to do it all over again, especially with the young kid rival to encourage me along the way.
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Save Editor/Bolt Checker anon here. Been away drinking peer. Everything still working ok? Any bug reports or feature requests?
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>>163173117
working great right now, thanks. we are expecting an update to drop soon, I suspect there might be changes in the save format.
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>>163173117
Thanks for the editor anon
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>>163173117
There is also guy on steam forum that made save editor and I don't want to talk shit about yours but it's much more user-friendly and the only thing it doesn't have is a map.
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That beta tester is streaming again btw.
https://www.twitch tv/statusd112
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>>163175917
looks like he got all the new rally upgrades installed.
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>>163176554
I guess there is going to be rally speedometer too, because rally tachometer kinda in the way of the stock one.
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>>163176848
I don't think rally drivers care about the speedometer, but I guess it means we might as well install the clock instead of having 2 tachometers. still waiting for that wrist watch though, hopefully 24h one, sometimes I can't tell if it's morning or evening.
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>>163176848
>needing a speedo
The cop will tell you how fast you were going anon. If he ever catches up that is.
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>>163175004
Yeah that one's pretty cool. This one was just thrown together for a weekend project as an excuse to play with binary files and data binding. The map's not that hard to do if the other person wanted to do it. I was actually surprised how simple it was (and that it worked at all).
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>>163177591
>I don't think rally drivers care about the speedometer
Don't rally drivers use it when slowing down for corners? Or do they just know to start breaking at a certain distance?

I don't really know anything about rally, if rally is "driving on the roads you have" then the closest to that where I'm from is tractor pulls.
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>>163175917
https://clips.twitch tv/statusd112/SleepyBaboonRuleFive

RIP
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Hey, that death turn, which killed like 95% of the new players at first shop run, was nerfed.
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>>163178587
lol.. I suspect some of these physics bugs are intentional to keep it a bit random. I tried running and jumping into the poop truck once, causing the poop truck to flip and go flying.
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>>163179308
>death turn
I thought it was just that bad seam/ditch on home road, did he change a turn, too?
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>>163179752
I was talking about this one. There is no ditch anymore by the right side.
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>>163180070
That ditch is the worst to get out of. I wished I died every time I got stuck there.
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casual bump while everyone watches beta-kun(if he's still streaming)
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>>163185667
He stopped a few hours ago.
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how hard is it to emigrate to finland?
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>>163190575
Don't be stupid anon, you don't want to live there. If you want to live that life just move to south USA and buy an 70's econoshitbox
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Now we stylin
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>>163191709
that reminds me. has anyone identified the new yellow car? which model is that from?
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>first time playing
>drink all the peer, restart
>throw engine block into the lake, restart
>tip the van doing 3rd through the backroads, restart
>finally make it to the highway, promptly hit by a finnbox and tipped over, restart
>manage to make it to the store, buy my shit, make it all the way to the backroads again
>tip, restart
>make the whole trip again, staying in first the entire time
>finally make it home
>knock out a decent chunk of the engine
>fridge full of sausage and peer
Holy shit, this is comfy. The first hour had me thinking this was a waste of 15 bucks, but I think I'm in love. I'm weirdly excited to get home and work on the car more
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>>163171420
You won't start with all the parts at some point, nor get a 50% discount at Fleetari's.
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>>163192118
I've only seen the picture in the OP, kinda hard to tell what it is. Was the picture taken from a video?
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>>163192502
Having to buy some parts at Fleetari's would be nice. Maybe even go to the dump to find some parts as well, or get a 5 finger discount for a shittier version of Fleetari's parts
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>>163173117
If we could change some of the fields manually, it'd be pretty awesome. Stuff like the tires field for wheels to swap tires, or the "contains Kilju" field for the juice bottles.

What did you write the app in?
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>>163192565
it was. the first beta stream night. someone might have a link to the full run.
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>>162991420
>http://suomistriimit.com/visto/changelog.txt
>-Green menace driver has been removed, RIP :(

why the FUCK? and how is this no big deal so far in this thread?
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>>163190575
Don't. Finland is a Scandi country with shit-tier everything-lawss, and if you want to live the redneck life fixing shitboxes and drinkink peer, just move to the southern US, like Alabama or Georgia.
t. redneck from the southern US who's spent the past two weeks fixing a shitbox
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>>163194856
>how is this no big deal so far in this thread?
It was a "big deal" in the last thread, keep up.
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>>163194856
He replaced him with something more in-depth, so I think we are more excited to see that than we are upset about losing that green bastard.
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>>163196287
eh, since this thread is up since 2 days and the update is/should be released today and searched the thread for possible tags in this matter, i thought this was just accepted/read over so far.

>>163196341
now this sounds interesting.
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>>163192565
>>162915760
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>>163178578
The gear that the car is in and the rpm is a pretty good indicator of how fast you're going. When I play forza, I use the minimap to judge which gear I can safely make it around a corner in.
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>>163192118
Kind of looks like a Ford Escort mk2 mixed with a 2nd gen Capri with a generic front end. I get a Ford vibe, but i'm probably wrong like usual.
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>>163196270
http://www.demoshelsinki.fi/en/2016/08/30/thousands-to-receive-basic-income-in-finland-a-trial-that-could-lead-to-the-greatest-societal-transformation-of-our-time/

Fuckin shit tier country man. Don't ever move there.
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UPDATE IS LIVE ON STEAM

=DDD
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>>163199360
fuck year
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>>163199360
>>
-Fixed issue where some parts spawn back to store after removal and save
-Fixed issue where steering wheel could be installed without steering column and the wheel got lost
-Possible fix for add-on gauges shattering the windshield after windshield repair
-Jumping now resets any crouching position back to standing position
-Added car upgrades; racing tachometer, bucket seat, 4-point harness, roll cage and rally steering wheel
-Rally participation now requires installed safety gear
-You can now properly enter rally only with Satsuma car
-Fixed wrong name in rear left fender flare
-Added spark plug wrench for tightening spark plugs
-Made shopping bag rigid to solve bag instability issues
-All vehicles now die when they enter water, no permanent damage however
-Added separate setting for sun shadows and interior light shadows
-Fixed issue where engine simulation did not care whether pistons were bolted or not
-Fixed infamous "death bump" of the home road
-Changed spawn positions of some AI cars so that they don't spawn too obviously
-Added attempt to block lake side short cut route
-Green menace driver has been removed, RIP :(
-Added first version of AI car that can be driven with / raced against at the Peräjärvi center
-Increased strength of door locks
-Added slowly developing brake fluid leak
-Fixed issue with some used groceries getting set as "consumed" when quitting without saving
-Now when fuel tank is detached accidentally, random amount of fuel is lost
-Player can now die when driving the truck

// Your car body paint *might* reset with this update. There was a bug I found and fixed, but not sure if it affects your current save.

// The yellow AI car is very much work in progress so keep that in mind :D
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>>163200523
>green menace driver has been removed, RIP
DING
DONG
THE WITCH IS DEAD
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>>163200523
>Added slowly developing brake fluid leak
Cheeky bastard
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>>163200523
>lake shortcut
Anybody know if this is the one toward the wood-buyer or the one in the opposite direction (short route to town)?
>brake fluid leak
I wonder what the conditions for this are.
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>>163200523
>player can now die when driving the truck

whelp, at least i won't waste time trying to flip my truck anymore
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>// Your car body paint *might* reset with this update. There was a bug I found and fixed, but not sure if it affects your current save
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>>163201982
>Money 46040.8
I think you can afford to get it repainted, anon.
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>>163190575
you have to realize summer is only like 3-4 weeks in finland, the rest of the year it's cold and dark. this is the reason they drink so much and enjoy crazy dangerous sports like rally on shitty dirt roads.
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>>163201982
That doesn't look bad.
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>>163192428
yeah this game is a great mix of comfy and tense. plus it's very rewarding once you get your car up and running. I've spent more time and had more fun with MSC than GTA V.
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>>163201398
>Anybody know if this is the one toward the wood-buyer or the one in the opposite direction (short route to tow)?

No, not on that side. Drove the lap around the lake and it seems the dev has only modified the point marked in pic related.

Even then it's just a bunch of hastily made ridges and bumps that you could actually scale with the Satsuma, with a minor risk of damage. Haven't tried the van or truck though, but I would imagine is much harder due to their high center of gravity and weight. The tractor definitely won't make it over there now.
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>>163200752
>>163200523
>start rally, going full speed
>all your brake fluid leaked out
>certain death
perkele

need to check fluid levels once a day, easy to forget
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why is finnish so fun to swear in
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>>163200523
So even with all my brake nuts fully tightened, the line is just going to very slowly bleed for no good reason?

Challenge accepted.
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>>163192428
That's what I did the first few hours playing too.

Protip:
drive the shit truck instead of the van.
Use high gear (R).
Lower the rear axle.

It's much more stable, and an easier drive overall through those backroads.
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>>163203283
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>>163201982
witch.tv/nondescriptzombie
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>>163204372
I just made it through with the van. Doable, but tough.

I'm perfectly fine with that.
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Looks like you can't drink from the kitchen faucet anymore. Bathroom works fine.
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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REMOVE [MUFFLED EUROBEAT] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
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>>163206859
he parks outside the store now
when you get close he starts doing burnouts and spins
i would be careful about parking satsuma near
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New car, the AI racer, is just parked there.
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>>163207007
>>163207427
I flipped him off and he peeled out down the street and into the gutter.
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>>163207427
rear view
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>>163207609
definitely a RWD car
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>get up
>chop wood, deliver it, get money
>teimo calls, my shit's here
>slammed down the barn's bottle of booze earlier, can't see straight
>try and drive
>end up wrapping myself around a tree on the way there
>rinse and repeat, die every time either on the way to the shop or on the way home

maybe i should just go to sleep
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>>163206672
It still works for me.
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>update
oh yeah
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you have to flip the ai driver off if you want him to start driving around, and flip him off again if you want to race him
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>spark plug wrench
good, now those won't roll out when I do something like adjusting valves
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this guy is an animal :(
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thank you for update based fin dev, starting a new game.
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>>163209340
>satsuma

end satsumabuse now
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feels like my car is slower after the update
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>>163210339
that was his fault, he pitted me into a tree :(
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>>163200523
>-Green menace driver has been removed, RIP :(
Why?
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>>163210583
I suspect he is driving the yellow car now. He probably sold the green one.
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>>163210583
it would be nice if dev edited one tree to be damaged with green paint on it
as if he crashed and died
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>>163210396
Mine was definitely feeling slower so I re-tuned my valves and it felt better.

I think valves got de-tuned
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>accidentally smash windshield
>realize that driving without it actually feels better
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>>163207764
>rwd

Satsuma RWD kit when?
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my experience so far with new driver
>can't figure out how to get him to start
>flip him off out of frustration
>he peels off right into my satsuma
>decide that i won't stand for this kind of abuse
>jump into satsuma-chan
>take off onto highway after him
>he nicks two cars and sends them spinning into the forest
>slams headfirst into semi truck
>i go past him and try to put car into reverse
>it fucking stalls
>try to start it but to no avail
>by this time he's free from wreckage and starts flooring it towards me
>still can't start car
>rams my asshole at top speed
>die
cool update desu
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>>163211046
Honestly it does, it is really only there the pass inspection
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>>163211046
>>163211201
No windshield limits Satsuma-chan to 170 kmh. Same as massive body damage.
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>>163210396
I think the body had the roll cage factored in before. My turning was a lot sloppier until I got it installed. Might just be my head.
>>163205001
Going to be streaming my rally fails in like a half hour. Need food and peer.
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does save/ load just straight-up cancel a post order?
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>>163208086
It works for me now too; the first time I tried it I got nothing.
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>>163213206
It shouldnt. Mine still has the wait counter.
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So what do we call our new yellow friend?
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>>163206672
sometimes I can't either, sometimes I can. also I had trouble mounting the engine because two bolts just wouldn't screw in for some reason. then I drank peer and suddenly I was able to screw them
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>>163214717
techno-ricer
chinese eat rice
chinese are yellow
it makes sense
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>>163214717
Well the guy is a retarded faggot so I would say /v/
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>Added attempt to block lake side short cut route
can confirm scenic route firewood delivery short cut still works just fine, that's the only short cut I every use anyway.
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I think taking out the extra seats in sacchan really helps, she seems to drive much worse now that those are installed.
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>>163210583
>http://steamcommunity.com/app/516750/discussions/2/154644045361638570/
>The green car was only a test car to test AI cars with very high speeds. It is now replaced with proper teenager cars, currently only one but later more.
>The "chaos" will come back in another form later :)
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>>163217264
>The "chaos" will come back in another form later :)
I'll be ready
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>>163215039
But there were no chinks in Finland.

>>163214717
Yellow perkele
Pissmobile
Techno butter
Microdick
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>>163217465
>>163217835
>But there were no chinks in Finland.
This should be obvious. Chinks and mongols are mortal enemies.
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>>163217835
He's the progeny of Korean ambassadors sent to Finland in the buildup to the hyperwar.
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>tfw waiting to see if someone uploads the new update for us poorfags
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>>163217835
>pissmobile
I vote for this one.
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>>163207427
He's fast. You just start catching up to him with rally gears (4.625) and it feels like my car is faster now with the cage, I topped out 4th. Got 5 seconds away from my best time with an off-road excursion at the first intersection and a roll.

Now that the bump is gone, I've found myself hitting those hills in the road at some speed. Did you know you can break your engine by bottoming out the oil pan?
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>>163216776
I can confirm there is a bumpy spot on the shortcut to Teimo's shop. Easy for septic truck though.
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>>163220458
I've wrecked my car on those bumps before, I hit the deathbump really fast and bottomed out, then carried my speed to those and bottomed out really hard and wrecked. With the deathbump gone, you now just have to slow down for those specifically rather than just usually being slow when you cross them.
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>>163220458
looks like somebody stole your post for internet points

https://www.reddit com/r/MySummerCar/comments/5jam8s/psa_you_can_destroy_your_engine_by_bottoming_out/
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>>163222572
Nah, that's me. These fuckin sushi captchas make me hungry.
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>>163222794
I support Voat, the chans, and Reddit. The only reason I post on Steam for this game is because it's the only place the dev reads. That place is like youtube comments.
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Just noticed the drunk wood customer guy doesn't spawn until around 6-7am in case you do an early morning wood delivery ;^)

not sure if this is new, but it's certainly the case now, I probably arrived around 4-5am, then waited for him to spawn/wake up.
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>>163192118
It is an old Toyota Carina
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>>163223898
It was on the wiki page when I started playing a month ago.
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any advice for getting the GOD DAMN exhaust pipe to fucking fit and stay in place?
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>>163224228
Grab pipe by the middle. Enter lowest crouch and lean forward, approaching sacchan from the ground on the side, about even with the handbrake. You'll get the check just a tad below the handbrake. It takes a second try sometimes if the UNITY isn't with you.
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>>163224228
you have to sacrifice a goat and 2 chicken to the snap in place Gods. After that you'll never have a problem with the exhaust.

>>163224390
or do like this anon described, it's the easiest way if you don't have any goats or chicken to sacrifice.
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>>163207427
It looks like an old monaro.
That could just be my australasian bias.
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does the 1.3 saveviewer still work?
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When do we get these wheels?
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God fucking damn it. He shoulda remove that stupid fucking ass on the dirt roads. Fucking highway now 100 times safer than this shit.
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>Satsuma love intensifies
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Is it me, or is parts ordering bugged? I put my letter in the mailbox, went into the store for groceries, payed my post order, and then the boxes were there, but it also didn't seem to make my money go down. Seems a bit buggy, and it also made me forget my groceries so now I'm down to a single macaroni box for food.

>>163231793
>remove mister hitler
blasphemy
already we have lost one beloved member of the lake community, now you want to kill jakko? disgraceful i say
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>>163232079
>already we have lost one beloved member of the lake community
who?
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>>163232347
green eurobeat asshole of course
sure there's now a YELLOW eurobeat asshole playing the exact same music who doesn't go out of his way to kill you, but the pain is still there and he will be missed
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>>163232737
I thought someone before eurobeat man was removed. Kinda sad that he is not with us anymore. :/
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That new yellow faggot is very fast, I was going 110 on the highway in poop truck and he just zoomed right past me like I wasn't moving at all. He'll probably kill us just like the techno viking (now menacing the eternal highways of Valhalla) but you don't get the techno beat warning first.
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Time to get her down and try out the new up-

why the fuck is she half white now
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>>163232984
Does he turn the techno off when he's on the highway? I've only ever seen him sitting at the shop blasting the beatz so loud that you can literally hear it everywhere in town.
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even the rust is back
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where do you buy the roll cage? can't find it in the catalogue
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>>163233971
probably a repair shop job
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>>163224228
I didn't think I would ever have to post this again.
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>still no mega link
someone help me out
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>>163233671
yeah, I was flipping him off in town then first he just drove into my poop truck while blasting his beat, then I moved the truck and he just drove off, didn't see him again until he was overtaking me on the highway, I only heard his exhaust when he zoomed past me.
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>>163231740
Perhaps mod-kun can work his magic.
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>>163234098
>not fully assembling the car outside
lol
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>>163233797
I had to pay for a new custom job, just part of the update.

>>163233971
>>163234023
Yes, repair shop
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anyone else try sucking shit after the update?

doesn't work for me.
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>>163234334
>not achieving maximum raelism
Pleb
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>>163234808
works fine for me, just did a 4 stop poop run.
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>>163234851
>realism
>building a car from a collection of parts consists of turning nine screws and a couple hundred bolts/nuts
...
okay

The main thing that bothers me is that the battery doesn't actually connect to anything.
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>>163235021
It connects to body. Is that not raelistic enough?
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>>163235021
honestly that's about as realistic as i could get, i don't want to have to dump a bunch of e-85 and carb cleaner in my oil pan every time i eat a bearing

also, bearing decay when
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>>163235551
Pls no
not until they can be replaced.
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>>163235551
>bearing decay when
Never.
The only reason the current fuel consumption rates are allowable is because if you could actually drive as far in-game on one tank as you can in real life, fuel would be almost as much of a non-factor as all the other fluids.

On the other hand, the other fluids and "consumables" such as belts, tires, chains, bearings, etc last so long in real life that making them actually get used up in-game is crazy. I don't think having to buy new tires every couple trips to town would be fun, I think it would be a huge incentive to never drive the satsuma, which is the whole point of the game. I don't think taking apart the engine every week to see which of your bearings is freshly worn out would be fun; it certainly wouldn't be realistic.
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is it safe to save and load after ordering parts?
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>>163237885
It's not broken anymore.
>>
>outside at night, working on satsuma-chan
>hear the sound of a door opening, hairs stand up, i didn't open shit
>take a peek inside my house
>parent's room door is open
>i didn't fucking open it ever
>scuttle off to the garage and hide in there with my peer

I DONT KNOW WHATS IN MY HOUSE BUT IT AINT GETTIN ME
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>>163217835
>there are no chinks in finland
all finns are mongols
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>work for 5 hours straight putting the finishing touches on my baby
>get her tuned up perfectly
>fresh paint job
>wake up early in the morning, eat breakfast (4 peers) and head out for the open road
>200ft from my house, get into a rollover
>die
>booted back to menu
>no continue
>I accidentally left permadeath on

what's the most painless way to kill yourself?
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this is the obstacle put into place on the short cut to town, viewed from the other side (aka town side)

wasn't really all that tricky to navigate. pass the first obstacle (coming from your house) on its left, you'll be jostled from side to side, with a tiny bit of skill you'll make it no probs

done in gifu
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>>163238519
helium tank for filling party balloons, surgical tubing + mask, and an adapter

Was it the washboard by the mailbox? I did that my first few times, I was trying to go crazy fast down the driveway and the tires get jolted around enough that I just slid right into that tiny hill.
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the new guy ain't so tough

he flips as easily as anyone
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>>163238603
You're not going to make it at 80 kmh, sure, but that's just a couple bumps, how could that possibly prevent somebody from going that way if they wanted?
Or maybe it's just to slow you down so you consider taking the road?
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>>163239249

it looks worse from the other side. I thought for sure that I was gonna flip, but if you hit the on the left, dead center (from the side of your house it looks like two triangles on a line, one slightly in front of the other) you'll be thrown from one triangle onto the other, preventing you from flipping. if the dev removes one of the two first bumps/triangles, the obstacle will become much worse to navigate.
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>>163239167
can you tow him?
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>>163239412

no

but i have plans for him


oh yes

plans
>>
Do I need the air filter for the upgraded carb? I'd assume I don't, since it looks like it has it's own, but I figured I'd ask anyways since the wiki doesn't seem to have anything on it.
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>>163239653
Where would you put it, like on top of the air filters? Which one? How would you decide which filter to pre-filter and which to leave on its own?
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>>163239653

nope. gently place it in your shelf or on the table and pat it lovingly in thanks for its steadfast service
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>>163238153
Is it safe to put kroseries in car?
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>>163239807
or just toss it in the lake
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>>163239167
Do what you want to the driver, but leave Lemon-chan out of this!
>>
Winning the rally a couple times should unlock a new purchasable item which lets you control the weather so you can make comfy thunderstorms whenever you want.
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Hey MO, did this update break your modded exhaust model? Chrome's still there, but the model is back to retarded default
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>>163239396
>it looks worse from the other side.
You're kinda right, I started a new game just to drive out and see because I normally drive on the roads. It's certainly passable, from both sides. But it's certainly NOT the perfectly risk-free passage that the lake shore used to offer. I went back and forth a few times before I flipped over, and in this first attempt I almost ended up in the drink.

The long shore route is still open though if people want a perfectly risk-free trip to the store in a land vehicle, it just takes an extra minute or so.
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So we know you can't start the rally in anything other than Satsuma now, but has anyone tried switching vehicles after starting?
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>>163241448
oh good, you did it in the van

i just did it in the kekmet. all utility vehicles confirmed for passage

also


>HE HE HE
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>>163242113

HE HE HE
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>>163242282
I had the same idea, just struggling to load him onto the flatbed, he wants to escape
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>>163241582
Not much point until van gets a suspension rework desu.

Can somebody mark on a map which barns have Fleetari-bounty cars in them? Need money quickly.
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>>163242737
you can find them using the save editor (the one with a map) look for junk car 1, 2, 3
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>>163242440

this is bullshit hard
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YES

YES

YOU ARE MINE

MINE
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>>163243096
take him to the peer dungeon
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FUCKER

REV ALL YOU LIKE

NO ESCAPE
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>>163243096
you can probably lock him in the garage, but I think he will just re-spawn at the shop after save.
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>>163224228
I managed to get her on from underneath the back a couple of times, if that helps.
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>>163243427
>exhaust pipe
>female pronouns
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>>163243540
Don't you dare oppress exhaust pipe-kin! She can be whatever she damn well wants to be!
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The fuck?
This isn't my poster.
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>>163240225
>Lemon-chan

Now that's a good name.
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>not sitting on top of your roof with satsuma throwing empty bottles at and pissing on your captive lemonfucker

PLEBS
L
E
B
S
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>>163242819
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>>163239653
The performance carb has a built-in air filter.
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>>163231793
>He shoulda remove that stupid fucking ass on the dirt roads.

So people could be deprived of a way to get home if their only other mode of transport for miles is upside down in a ditch?
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>not showering lemonfucker in shit
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He fucking added it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ABgSzsPGDc
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Protip: Don't piss off Lemonfucker if making the first run to the store. He makes loading groceries kinda tricky
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>>163244413
If you flip your shit in the middle of nowhere it's game over anyway, why bother with that shitty feature.
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>gee lemonfucker, you've really gotten dirty since we took you home~~
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>>163244678

>I'll fix that.
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>>163244678
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>>163244625
>Not drinking peer with your Finn neighbor while he takes turns way too fast.
Dick of Pussy

Also, that axle? powertrain? spins while Lemonfucker is gunning it
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hahahahahah like dude what hahahahahahaha

he just took off

ahahahahahahahahah
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>should have taken the boat
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>>163245021
can he drive under water?
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I tipped lemonfucker into the lake and it just took off like a bat out of fucking hell across the lake bed

oh god i am laughing
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>>163244785
The driveshaft.

Powertrain is like the whole system that moves you.
Axels are what the wheels go on (kinda)
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>>163245147
Just you wait. Right when you have completely forgotten about him, he will be back, and with such a lust for revenge
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>>163245142

extremely well. He landed on his wheels, did a burnout under water and took off like a motherfucker straight across the lake to get to teimo's.

OH SHIT

maybe he's stuck on the opposite side??
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>>163232037
How did you paint your roll cage? Mods?
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>>163245268
Thanks anon, didn't know what it was. Is this the same as the transaxle on the shatsuma?
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>>163234117
Don't eat for a day. Buy the game.
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>>163245298
kek.. do a video next time
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>>163243709
There's some new death metal on the radio, I think this is related.
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Well, he managed to get across, but got stuck in some scenery right next to the road by the lake. Serves him right.
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>>163245671
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Why are you guys so mean to Lemon-chan?
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>>163247192
>Flip him off
>Attempts to murder you
I mean yeah it's basically the same with Mr. Hitler but at least he takes both of you out
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>>163247736
>act like an asshole
>expect no consequences
I would have done the same.
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>Spawn first run
>get goin to the store
>4 lives later
>finally get to highway, teimo is on the horizon
>rear ended to death
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>>163247827
Would make for a good demo derby opponent if his car gets full meshwork
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>>163248029
>deliberately wrecking Satsuma-chan
There's a special place in hell for you.
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>>163248437
Who said anything about Satsuma?
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>>163248437
I suck shit and chop firewood for a living. If I wanna rek my shitbox I'm gonna

and then replace my meshsave.txt
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>>163248607
She deserves better than you.
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>>163248607
I wish this game had denuvo just so shitters like you couldn't cheat.
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>>163248762
Considering how much money I had saved on my legit save, it'd still be a moot issue. Fleetari has his 50% discount
The real problem is waiting to get the shatsuma back so I can wreck it again
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>>163248837
That's the penalty for treating your car like shit.
The whole point of the ferndale is to teach you to drive carefully so it doesn't happen again.
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Most comfy shithole in all of Finlandia.
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>>163249018
Fern's ok. Keep it in second and don't 100% the throttle on dirt roads

>Not intentionally driving the shitbox like shit

>>163249209
Put it in the sauna for maximum comfy and nastiness
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Autist story time.

So, for some reason, doing clutch only starts IRL gets my dick hard, so I try to do em in games as well.
I don't really know too much about cars in general, so I thought the shatsuma dying immediately as soon as I started letting off the clutch was due to programming or some shit. Turns out even if that was true, the car would still stall IRL.
Most "newer-ish" (last 10-15 years or so) have the ECU and fuel-injection working in tandem so that if the car is under load (like starting to catch the bite point) fuel is automagically injected, allowing clutch only starts.
Since this engine is carb'd, there is no such thing as an ECU or EFI, so when I let off the clutch, the fuel being injected for idle is not enough and no more is being automatically injected, leading to a stall.

Hopefully someone with some more knowledge can teach me some more about this, or correct me if I'm wrong.

Btw, you can do clutch only starts, but you need some robot precision with the clutch and I suspect retuning the carb for lower end power would make life a bit easier, still took me over 5 seconds anyways though
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>>163245341
Well the satsuma is front wheel drive, so the half-shafts deliver power straight from the gearbox to the wheels.
Yellow-chan is rear wheel drive so the driveshaft carrys power from the engine to the rear axles
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>>163245341
A transaxle is a transmission combined with a final drive assembly. The yellow car simply has a driveshaft, or propeller shaft. The axles are attached to the rear differential final drive section.
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>>163250572
>>163250691
Thanks anon. I are naught gewd with car stuffs
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MSC in britbongland when
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So I have tested extensively and have come to the conclusion that the handbrake button does not work in the van but works with everything else.
If this is a bug, I feel like I should report it but it could be intentional. I'm pretty sure that a T handle cannot be easily pulled and released in one motion due to the way it locks.
I'm not sure. I haven't actually tried doing it in real life.
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>>163251962
Moi summah motah.
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dammit, they moved the Fleetari order book, can't just clip through wall for after hours orders anymore.
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>>163249209
there is just something disgusting about that sofa.
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>>163252593
It's merged with the toilet?
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How did you guys bring your sofa home?
If you did anything other than balancing it on the hood of the fendale, then you're a massive faggot
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Muffler Mod updated to latest game version.
https://mega.nz/#!IkRBTK4C!4XhUzcV6GL_EdbXb6IE0HJerDoBGrb3xKOTl3FVUT_0
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Can someone upload the new update for us piratefags?
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>>163256327
Buy the game you fucking freeloader
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>>163256513
shut up. you need us piratefags to keep the general alive, now upload already.
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>>163256327
>>163256703
It's probably going on sale later this week.
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>>163256703
How come someone still doesn't have 15 euros to spend for something they play regularily?
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>>163256774
Nope. Toplessgun said it wouldnt be in the winter sale.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/516750/discussions/2/154643795214307166/
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>>163256814
Shit, I bought it twice. TWICE!
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>>163256774
>>163256814
I'm poor as shit. I'm playing this on a literal toaster. If I can't update, I might as well quit playing.

I'd do it for you if the roles were reversed.
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Bumping while driving.
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>>163257108
Bullshit, the roles will never be reversed because you're a cheap fuck.
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>>163257108
https://mega.nz/#!MwBWyTQS!Tv18k_6J6TqCFRYCiGGIgSiyaETgk0nJdrQjgUdpjIo
I lost my posters with waifus when i was trying to copypast all that shit with default ones and mega was giving me shit instead of just uploading at normal speed. I hope you're happy now. This is price people pay for your laziness.
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>>163261012
you the man, anon
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Why has muffled eurobeat guy been removed?
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>>163263176
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>>163263176
He was reborn as the bumblebee yellow car parked out front of Teimon Kauppa. Same shitty song and everything.
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>>163263176
bumblebee and eurobeat would be a deadly combination on the highway
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>>163256327
kek... spending this much time begging for updated pirate version of a game you've probably already played 50+ hours.

Get your priorities straight, if $15 is such a huge amount, you should be out working, making money, instead of playing games.
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>>163252071
It does "work" in the van, I think it just only brakes the rear tires which carry so little weight that they just skid without slowing you down. If you get going pretty fast and then hold the handbrake, you'll note that you leave a long skid trail and the vehicle becomes less controllable.

Why use the handbrake on any vehicle when you can just hold the clutch and downshift for maximum braking?
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What is the cost for the roll cage installation?
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>>163269998
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Just FYI, you can't pass inspection with bucket seats installed.
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>>163271119
what a shame
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>>163271931
should have stuck with the prod
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>>163271119
>The seats with a seatbelt are the ones that don't pass inspection
Did you have a roll cage installed?
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>>163273305
Is it just me or is the shit truck a little bit slower now?
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>>163276020
haven't drove it yet but the van feels different to me. doesn't seem to handle as well as before. could just be in my head..
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>>163266952
Like I said, I tested extensively. The physical lever works, the button does not.
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>>163276020
I thought the same. Not sure if just in my head too.
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>mash p with an empty bladder
>dirtiness rises quickly

VITTU
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>>163279973
>urinate
>need to hold P towards the end to squeeze the rest out

a fucking stroke of genius
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satsumabuse faggot where you at?
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>>163281191
>>
pro tip - if u accidentally ruin satsuma then u can use the electric motor to move the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbGJZcfrF2c&feature=youtu.be
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>>163281191
Here. Goddamn, even I don't let my car turn into that much of an eyesore
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>>163119214
tfw you've done this irl
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what do with empty crates?
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>>163283342
make a little fort
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>>163283467
not enough crates yet
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
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>>163281191
Suddenly hungry for lettuce.
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>>163283784
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>>163283957
Now repurposed as a wall
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>>163284391
that'll keep em out of our country
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>>163284391
Beautiful
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>>163284521
Preparing for a second winter war
One wall towards Russia
and one towards Swedenistan
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>>163279973
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>>163286696
kek
finns are nothing but based
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>tfw the update hasn't satiated my hunger

MORE STUFF
>>
Why doesn't entering "drive mode" let you reach all the controls in a vehicle? It's retarded that if you accidentally scooch a little too far back in the tractor then you can't reach the parking brake. If I can't reach a necessary vehicle controls from that position, why am I allowed to enter drive mode at all?
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>>163286696
Don't masturrbatehh to yuor kar, that's SIKK!!
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>>163288967

Why doesn't sitting down in your seat let you reach all the controls in a vehicle? It's retarded that if you accidentally scooch a little too far back in the tractor then you can't reach the parking brake. If I can't reach a necessary vehicle controls from that position, why am I allowed to sit down at all?
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>>163289579
In real life you move your body to reach controls. All necessary driving controls can be reached from the driver's seat, because that's the whole fucking point of a driver's seat.
In-game you move the mouse around to reach controls, however your point of origin doesn't change, so you can be sitting in the driver's seat but not able to reach necessary controls because they're technically too far away even though you're sitting right in the driver's seat where you belong.
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>>163288967
Hold Q or E dummy.
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>>163290072
>All necessary driving controls can be reached from the driver's seat

not if you set it too far to the rear, which is essentially what you are doing

it's called muh wreahlism
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>>163292493
lean, you sperg, there's literally a function in the game to address exactly what you're bitching about
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>>163292667

i'm not the one bitching here

literally if you set your seat too far back irl you won't be able to reach all the controls

same thing in this game

i think you responded to the wrong guy here
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>>163292418
That leans you sideways, the parking brake is too far down.
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>>163294068

>hold q
>lean sideways
>look down
>now within reach

if you cannot do this you are shit at video games forever

FOREVER
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>>163294068
Do you even test it? There is a reason why recommend it, because it works.
Just reach radius was lowered after update for some reason.
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Flipped off the yellow racer fag and he just started doing donuts in a field. Been doing it for 5 minutes now.
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>>163250389
I would say it's because the Satsuma has a tiny engine and no low-end torque, rather than modern cars "putting some more fuel in" when it senses you're coming off the clutch.

I don't think modern cars do that desu, it would make the engine rev up, which would catch people off guard.
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>>163250389
> I suspect retuning the carb for lower end power would make life a bit easier
Well, if you're following the advice around here and your AFR is ~15 you've specifically tuned to carb for high RPM power.

>>163295108
>I don't think modern cars do that desu, it would make the engine rev up, which would catch people off guard.
They definitely don't that I'm aware of. You can still stall a modern car.
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>>163284391
it's working, I haven't seen a single mexican in this game.
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>>163295108
>>163296225
Yeah I figured it out. I was tired when I posted that. Turns out it's diesel engines that detect and all that.
https://community.cartalk.com/t/clutch-in-a-gasoline-car-vs-clutch-in-a-diesel-car/92263/7
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_Diesel_Control
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>>163288967
because you're just too short?
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why is this so fucking glitchy
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>>163303393
You mean your wood doesn't fly 10 feet every time you chop it?
Also how'd you make the webm if ya don't mind me asking?
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>>163303393
idk how you chop wood but that looks about like how i do it
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>>163303762
it does nothing unless you stand a very specific distance away from it. sometimes it never chops and just falls off the stump, sometimes it just chops itself if i bump into it.

winblows 10 xbox app
win + alt + r
ffmpeg -i "H:\Videos\Captures\My Summer Car 12_20_2016 7_55_40 PM.mp4" -t 22 -an -c:v libvpx -b:v 1M -vf scale=-1:720 -y -threads 16 C:\converted\fuckwood.webm
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>>163303393
you're standing too close to the log, you are literally trying to split logs using the handle.
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>>163303925
There it is. I used a similar command before but I forgot it and couldn't be arsed to go back through the wiki and figure it out again
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>tfw getting banners is fast af but cases is slow as hell
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>>163303393
Stand further back.
Also stop swinging the axe around like a retard. That's how you get injured.
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>>163304290
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>>163304538
>he's not participating in the winter fair
you're missing out laddio
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>>163304290
I can't even think of a context where that sentence makes any sense.
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>>163304271
>he can't write an ffmpeg command from memory

>>163303969
literally aren't able to tell that from your own perspective. no matter what depth it always looks like the blade chopped straight through it.
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>>163305973
Are you on 60 fov or something?
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>>163306276
yea
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>>163306306
You madman. Try 75. It makes the game almost make sense most of the time.
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>>163305973
>literally aren't able to tell that from your own perspective
hand depth is all sorts of fucked up
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>>163306276
also how did you know that
i was on 60 fov exactly
>>
>>163307201
60 is the default setting.
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>>163307292
swear i'd changed it before
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>>163307539
The patch reset my fov settings, I thought it might have happened to at least some other people.
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Okay, fuck. It's rally day and everything ready. First attempt here we go.
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>>163309198
I wanna see some trophies, anon.
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>>163309831
Nah, i just fuck up at the start already.
>>
saveviewer update when?
>>
Boom, second attempt and got it.
Now I'm going home and getting smashed so fucking hard.
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I've been reading reports of the master bedroom door opening by itself.
Parents dead confirmed.
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>>163311397
N-no... they're just out of town for a few weeks on holiday...
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Has anyone else's fluids been leaking like crazy. Even idling the car drains my coolant and motor oil.

Is this a bug or did I fuck my radiator and engine and put a leak in them? I checked the oil plug and made sure the radiator was properly bolted but it's still draining like crazy
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>>163312381
Probably fan belt gone or you just missed something, look harder.
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>>163312587
fan belt isn't snapped or anything. That's the first thing I checked honestly since it's mostly the cause of overheating
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>>163312381
check water pump bolts.
>>
How do I get the old barns open? Axe isn't doing shit.
>>
>>163311207
So the rollbars, do they block you from installing the rear seats?

>>163313072
Sledgehammer, or just drive into them at a moderate and safe speed in the truck.
>>
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>>163313072
Nevermind, apparently ramming speed in the Gifu works just fine.
>>
The racing tachometer seems like a piece of shit unless you can actually hit 10k revs for whatever godawful reason.
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>>163313807
It's got the light on it so its fancy.
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>>163312973
all tight. I might just drive to fleetari's and let him check that shit out
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>>163313205
>rollbars
I thought we were passed that.
No, you can't install rear seats with roll cage.
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Wait what? Why my fps goes to shit again. I was just sitting in the car, turned on the radio and it's like 20 fps now. This is second time it's happening to me after rally event. The fuck?
Nooo, fuck and even quitting without saving doesn't work. God fucking damn it. No way i just lost another save, fuck.
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>>163315292
Turning off the radio help?
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>win 200 mk on the slots before inspection
>my bumper fell off somewhere so my bodywork failed
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>>163254581
How come the hanger is no longer chrome?
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>>163316402
I don't remember the hanger ever being chrome honestly, could've just overlooked it. If it was retextured along with the muffler, then the new update changed the location of the hanger texture.
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>>163316202
Looks like it has something to do with meshsave.txt, because this is the only thing that rewrites itself constantly even if you quit without saving. Thank god i had my saves backed up.
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>>163316678
I don't know mang but it should be chrome
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>>163316678
Wow that made no sense.
I might poke around the files again later tonight if I care enough to get around to it before I pass the hell out
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>>163311397
>I've been reading reports of the master bedroom door opening by itself.
>Parents dead confirmed.
Maybe the parents have always been in the game but they don't have 3d models yet so they're invisible.
>>
>>163317732
Oh god they've been watching me piss in my mouth all this time
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Lindell's face just says: why the fuck would you do that?
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:(
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>>163319505
There is another way you can pay for postage...
eHeh eHYeh eHYEh
>>
>>163319619
huh? explain to me ples?
>>
>>163319694
Sexual favors.
>>
>>163320025
What? No. Don't be gross.

>>163319694
Drop a couple hundred on the slots and try to win enough to pay for postage.
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>anal
>drunk
>ntr
>public use
>watersports

I had to quit while Fleetari had my car. How fucked am I?
>>
"Need you to drain my septic tank."
Ok, where?
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>>163320346
That hasn't been a bug for at least a month.
>>
>>163320360
Look at the map poster above the phone. Darts get pushed into it where your fortune awaits.
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>>163320360
The dart. Or, just wait till all five locations have darts and then hit them all in one day for maximum efficiency.
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What are the red things?
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>>163320707
Shock absorbers
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>>163314429
Wait, I sent the car to the workshop for rollbars with the rear seats installed. What's going to happen then? Also, is the cage removable?
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>>163321737
>Also, is the cage removable?
Don't think so. I can check mechanic now and see if he can do that.
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>>163257052

Some guy from one of these generals bought for me plus like 3 others.
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Nope, you can't remove roll cage at all once you installed it.
>>
Any chance of robbaz challenging bumble bee to a race?
>>
>>163323361
He's probably already aware of the new patch, but he sounded pretty tired and heartbroken after the rally. My guess is he might try to make an 8th video, some way of trying to seriously close the series. Not for a week or so though because of holidays.
>>
>update
?
>>
https://steamcommunity.com/app/516750/discussions/2/154644349170069351/

GUYS HOLY FUCK
>>
>>163321737
Your seat is sitting outside his bay door. I had to go get it with the van when I went and got the race buckets, harnesses, rally wheel and tach.
>>
>>163326376
Awww shiet
>>
two new updates and i've still never received a single phonecall for new jobs. just shit and wood. help.
>>
>>163326656
Same, actually.

Got the one from Fleetari telling me to dump a load of shit at the inspection place once, but that's it.
>>
-Removed one developer tool that could cause massive memory leak if accidentally activated
-Fixed issue where racing harness could be installed without roll cage
-Adjusted rear colliders of the truck that could cause unnecessary deaths
-Brought the green killer car back, but with randomized spawning (drives another direction now too)
>>
>speeding in ferndale on dirt road
>take corner too fast
>bump sends me airborne
>hit a tree midair
>survive
>>
Is it possible to survive 220 km/h head on crash into a tree even with all that safety gear in real life?
>>
>>163322651
Dammit. Maybe the next editor update will allow the rollbar to be toggled on command.
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>>163326920
>-Brought the green killer car back,
good shit
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>>163046165
fucking idiots think stepping hard on the gas equals speed and skill
>>
>>163326920
>drives another direction now too
Oh dear god no
>>
I just encountered a white car speeding.
>>
>>163327910
you don't need a fast car to crash it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVXBloklI20
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>>163327432
I highly doubt it.

the car would probably be torn in half and spread far and wide at that sort of speed.
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Stay back!
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>>163328441
I don't get it, did he try turning too fast on loose gravel and ended up in the ditch?

I lost control once on a freshly graded road, luckly didn't end up in ditch, shits worse then snow.
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>>163328659
what is the danger?
>>
>>163327910
i gotta wonder, what is it that makes people think that speed consists entirely of 'go fast'?
like, theres a hell of a lot more to any sort of racing than that, and generally the dude who's a little less liberal with the gas but a lot smoother through corners/etc is going to be the speedy one whereas the 'fast' guy is the dude wrapped around a tree or overturned in a ditch
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>>163328804
I think he wanted to show off and pulled the hand brake, then ended up in the ditch upside down. It's part of a longer video where he wanted to race another fairly normal car.
>>
>>163328817
Let's just say Teimo's special sauce did not agree with me.
>>
https://webmshare.com/play/ZXbEJ
Lemon fucker is nothing next to real American muscle.
>>
>>163329315
oh, you didn't have enough money to pay for the goods and you actually took his offer?
>>
>>163329551
Thats easy as shit, try to overtake him on the highway.
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>>163046165
So is it that corvettes are harder to drive than you'd think or is it that morons who buy them don't know how to drive for shit?
>>
>>163329812
Por que no los dos?
>>
>>163329551
>>163329698
he is doing like 180km/h on the highway.
>>
did this thread die? is there a new one?
>>
>>163333274
We aren't organized enough to have a new thread before this one falls into the archive.
>>
>>163329812
>Stupid people want to show off
>First gear has traction control
>Second not so much
Mostly the latter of what you said
>>
>>163333903
sorry, I was just feeling all alone there for a moment.
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>>163326920
>Techno Viking is back
thank you fin dev, I will cherish the next time he kills me on the highway.
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god dammit, I absolutely cannot tune my carb, I swear I've been increasing the fuel ratio for like 15 minutes now, and the smoke absolutely will not darken, and it WON'T STOP FUCKING POPPING. HELP.
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>>163335142
if it's popping, it's probably already too rich. why not just order the air/fuel mixture meter like everyone else?
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>>163313072
>>163313239
Apparently slamming the doors with a peer crate works too.
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>>163336063
just proves that you should never travel anywhere without a crate of peer. (probably true in real life too)
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>>163335142
Warm the engine up to running temperature. It's halfway mark on the TEMP gauge. An only then screw around with idle screw.
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>>163337712
>>163335142
you have to warm her up gently ;^)
>>
>>163335694
>>163337712
>>163339387
turns out i'm retarded and was twisting it infinitely in the wrong direction for a whole hour
>>
>>163339387
you will never put your dick in Satsuma's muffler
>>
>>163339501
Don't be a jew and save starting money for air fuel gauge next time.
>>
>>163339689
the original muffler is a bit too tight, but the shiny racing 2.5" muffler is a bit too loose, maybe we should try without the muffler ;^)
>>
>>163341625
You should always use protection.
Unless Satsuma has Depo Provera
>>
>>163341991
>Depo Provera
but where, in the carburetors? or the gasoline? or the oil? probably better just ignore and have some fun, risk is very small, pleasure is very big... yes?
>>
>>163342447
of course anon
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I love my pro state.
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>>163180070
Thank god
>van gets stuck in there
>try to tow it with the truck
>truck flips
>try to flip the truck with the kekmet
>kekmet gets stuck
>while this is all happening the satsuma rolls backwards into the ditch with its handbrake on
I guess I have to buy the game now
>>
dammit, my mom just died, this will probably interfere with my gaming schedule.
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>>163180070
>>163343335
Why would he remove that i thought this game was about REALISM, can someone post after pics?
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>>163346857
stop acting retarded with that related, you are retarded, just accept it.
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>>163347139
No one is acting retarded i'm 100% serious there is nothing wrong with that ditch just don't fall into it and git gud at driving
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>>163347139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpigjnKl7nI
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>>163347139
Sounds like you want this game to be casual
>>
>>163346657
I'd imagine so anon.
If this is real and not some stupid shit, then my condolences. Make sure you're in good company when it really hits you.
If this is some stupid shit then I hope she does die
>>
>>163336063
Slamming the door with the axe works even if swinging it doesn't

>>163346857
>can someone post after pics?
I need before pics, desu. I think more than that one ditch was changed. The turns leading up to that boulder seem different. The turn I only know as "stop doing that in fourth" seems different, too. I think he changed up that whole part.
>>
>>163347460
>Slamming the door with the axe works even if swinging it doesn't

All you really need to do is use any large solid item to pry open the door.
>>
>>163347414
>>163347450
No shits, she died last night, thanks
Anyway, hated her as much as I loved her, so I guess not much to care about.
go ahead, just rally without me, I got something stuck in my eye, see you guys later.
>>
>>163347794
>>163347450
What the fuck are you on about your mum dying or some shit? i'm talking about a ditch beside the road why are you replying to me? was your mums body buried in that ditch or something?
>>
>>163348127
sorry, i'll drag my mums dead body out of your way asap desu, sorry to bother you.
>>
How the FUCK do I get the septic truck out of the ditch
I've tried everything but it's hard when it keeps running out of fucking gas
>>
>>163348496
Good
>>
>>163349064
If your rear wheels aren't touching the ground, then stick peer crates under them.
>>
>>163349064
Lower rear axle and lock diff. You will climb out of anything.
Next time always fuel up truck full and never drive with lowered rear axle and tank full of shit. Fuel are vanishing so freaking fast, it's like you need fucking nuclear reactor on that thing, instead of combustion engine.
Also, if you lose your truck it's pretty much gameover for you. Would be easier to start over.
>>
>>163350864
>if you lose your truck it's pretty much gameover for you
Would people be interested in a "how to flip and unstick the septic truck video"? I've saved my septic truck like a half dozen times from a bunch of scenarios. I could try to recreate them and make a compilation of fixes.
>>
>>163352129

yes

go do it
>>
I'm out of the state for the holidays and I'm really curious to see this new person we can hang out with in town. Anyone wanna post a video of him?
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>>163343268
I'm gonna mod over that shit logo soon enough.

also, if anyone has plans to make the next thread, let me know. I made the last two, and as you can see I'm not very creative with images and topic names.

and I hate to endorse piracy, but perhaps we should included the mega link in the next topic. maybe if new friends see they can play it for free, we'll get more people posting in our comfy little general.
>>
>>163355553
I thought about editing that but i thought the prostate thing was too funny/perfect to change
>>
>>163355654
indeed, it's a clever joke, but I've stuck to a theme since I first started editing.
>>
>>163355828
What is your theme?
>>
>>163356180
european companies only. all race sponsors are legit euro brands.
>>
>>163355553
>>163355654
How are you editing these textures? I've been using the fake in-game brands for my livery and I would like better images for it. I assume whatever you're using to find the textures would help me with this.
>>
>>163358631
unity assets explorer. very easy to do, and it takes about 1-2 minutes for an edit. you'll need to use GIMP or adobe w/ plugin to save the files, then use UAE to import them.

easy pezy
>>
>>163358751
Cool, thanks. Not even that interested in editing, but I'll probably paint my engine block if it's that easy. I want that Pro State logo on my car, though.
>>
>>163359356
engine block is also easy. if you want to make it easier, you should be able to find a link in OP that directs to an already edited file. simply recolor the colors you want and import it into your game.

also, I hope others wake up because i"m about to crash soon and won't be available for bumps.
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IT'S TIME TO DRIIIIVE, BABYYYYY
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>That car of yours ruins my driveway!
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>>163359860
As they say in my homeland "boogity boogity boogity let's go racing"
>>
>>163359732
I literally just woke up.
Yesterday was my last day of work for the year and I forgot to turn off my alarm.
>>
Some anon made a good point that one of the limiting parts of this game is lack of jobs. If they had more variety everything could cost more without being a grind fest. With that in mind what're some changes you'd like to see if more jobs existed?
>No satsuma to start with or only with enough to get it running and braking without catching fire
>Start with the van, gotta buy all the other ones but purchasing them unlocks jobs
>small farming plot with farming equipment you can buy/upgrade for the tractor
>sleep in your van (fatigue meter doesn't empty all the way) until you buy your house
>>
>>163362651
>option to pay fleetari to tow (respawn flipped or unreachable vehicles) outside your house at great expense
>>
>>163362651
Delivering mail orders to your neighbors.
Vandalism that involves the hammer.
>>
>>163352129
Pls do as I'm convinced it's usually unflippable
>>
>>163362651
>Start with the van, gotta buy all the other ones but purchasing them unlocks jobs
>sleep in your van (fatigue meter doesn't empty all the way) until you buy your house

The House and equipment belong to the MC's family, not him, or so it's assumed.
>>
>>163363534
I know that but for story mode it'd be fun to start with nothing and work your way up instead of starting with everything
>>
>>163363631
I have no idea of the value of mks or the cost of living in Finland but i can only assume the shittruck would be worth 50k to 100k, and the house 250k+, there better be a lot more jobs going around.
>>
>xbox controller lights flipping shit because lo battery
>change batteries
>triggers now dont work
>replug adapter
>now nothing works
>rebind to keyboard and drive home
Thanks Unity

Also, what is the recommended poorfag wheel? Kind of want to get one and I'm thinking about one of the older xbox FFB ones for muh forza 3.
>>
>>163362651
I would like something like a small 7x4 trailer you can hook up to the satsuma and like some sort of randomly spawning items all over the map.
Like for example scrap metal, you drive around loading up the trailer and take it to fleetari for money.
Another job i thought would be cool would be a paperboy route, the shopkeeper gives you a pack of newspapers and you drive around throwing papers to your neighbours.
>>
>>163363940
>Also, what is the recommended poorfag wheel?
second this. one for around $100-150 that has a wheel, shifter and pedals w/ a clutch.

I tried googlefu but came up empty.
>>
>>163363935
House might not be too bad considering it's bumbfuck nowhere Finland
>>
>>163363434
It's easy to right, just not with nothing. I usually peeroport home and get the van. Easy to use the tow rope from there.
>>
>>163363940
>>163364043
Used G27. Good luck, this game seems to have cleaned out supply. I found mine on Craigslist a few states over for $150. Dude even shipped it for me.
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>Green Monster has returned

Oh happy days!
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Time to move
>>163368760
>>163368760
>>163368760
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