/gtag/ - Grant Theft Auto General

First for plastic surgery actually adding breast/butt implants in the future

>>162980429
Can't even get chains with that, though.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Sleeveless hoodie + ankle joggers are the new shitter wear

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>messing with lspdfr
>caught sarah palin street racing
>didnt get to arrest hillary

>black metal hoodie
I didn't know I wanted this so bad

Is there a way to get a topless casco???

Dont buy a vehicule warehouse

>>162980853
I can't believe a game as "offensive" as GTA won't let you look like a hooker.

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>>162980856
?

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could someone post their character's winter look? I want some ideas for what I should go for when putting together mine.

>>162981162
>tattoos and 50s jeans

Meh

>>162981219
Tattoos are nice, and I don't usually wear those jeans, my pants couldn't be worn with a Tactineck

>>162981162
10/10 mom aesthetic
makes me actually want to play a female character

>inb4 autistic post about "hahaha bread instead of thread"

>>162981275
Shit nigga, y'all making me blush

Rocket Voltic is the best thing rockstar made this year

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I am ashamed to admit my only 4-door car is the armored kuruma, which me and my friends use extensively during heists and other difficult situations.

What's a good 4-door car for general usage?
I want it to look good, sound good and I prefer oversteer instead of understeer.

TT lobby?

>>162981557
A minivan custom makes a good dicking around car

>>162981557
Non-armoured Gurumba

>>162981557
non armored is an option, but I wouldn't feel too bad about using it. every public lobby I go into is a bunch of shitheads ni hydras, or kuru babies shooting people from their armored cribs.

the v12 'whatever the fuck it's called' is also a good option. fast as fuck, armored(but not bullet proof).

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>>162981214

>>162981557
Shafter V12 or dubsta 6x6

>>162981557
Jackal and Shafter V12 are good allrounders, Windsor drop is cool as a convertible, various vans are pretty baller, also consider trucks like the Bison where you can sit in the bed

>>162981557
primo custom

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So how is the semi wedge out on freemode?
The mission connected to it was pretty fun and the ability to sit on the back was interesting.

How do I get invited to the discord?
Do I want to get invited to the discord?

>>162981904
>>162981870
Shafter V12 Armored or the default one?

>>162982051
Armored

>>162982051
depends if you want armor or not

>>162982051
armored one has breakable windows, can survive two explosions
its up to you

>>162982051
Why are you ashamed of the armored Kuruma as a normal car but not other armored cars? Armored is the meme.

>>162982106
>being able to survive a rocket is a meme
Do you stupid fucks even know what meme means or is it synonymous for "thing I don't like" now.

>>162982106
armored shafter is not the same as armored kuru and you know that.

>>162982138
If you need something armored, then use whatever the hell you want. You aren't suddenly cool for not using a specific car. The only reason people hate the armored Kuruma is because its good.

>What's a good 4-door car for general usage?
^ was the original question.

>>162981214
> california
> winter

>>162981593
You can TT in solo sessions now

Is there any way to get the Rocket Voltic back when it's deployed or do I have to go to where i left it every time?

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>>162982414
It gets pretty cold :^)

>>162982026
Same as the ramp car, gets destroyed in 10-20 hits.

>>162982414
>San Andreas
>California

It's snowed every winter all over San Andreas so far.

>>162982051
Default looks classy af, armored is ugly af.
You decide.

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>>162982496
i'll take consistency over what we get in the north east.

>>162982526
I wouldn't know since it lasts for about two milliseconds. Give us the whole month already, fucks sake.

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post your everyday vehicle. the one you drive when you want to just see the city, or go shopping.

>>162982450
I couldn't find the TT icon on the map when I started an Invite Only session.

>>162982705
That's ok. Just press L

>>162982736
I didn't mean to do teetees, I just wanted to verify that they can be done solo now, but I couldn't find it so am I being bamboozled here?

>>162982783
Idk about solo but I'm in an invite only by myself doing it rn

>>162982810
By solo I mean that the TT now appears and you can participate in it when there's only 1 person (you) in the session.
It wasn't this way before 1.37, you needed 2 people in a lobby for it to appear. Maybe I just have it's icon hidden.

>>162982810
I am also in an invite sesh and it wont work

>>162982913
disregard this, i had Time Trials hidden lol, works when you are alone

>>162982985
Gg

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>>162981214
Can't really get a winter look in this game because nolayers. Just wear the same shit you've worn the other 364 days

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>>162981214

This is mine from last year

>>162983487
What is she looking at? Doesn't look very pleased with whatever it is

>>162983528
u

>>162983571
I don't believe you, women never look at me

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>>162982620

>>162983630
>women

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>new motorcycle is muscle class

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oi bois, accept me back to the group (PC), ign: valtteri459

>>162984135
only in gta do pants drop 6 inches from hip to front.

>>162984135
gotcha

>>162982047
https://discord.gg/WprB8
HERE YOU GO SENPAI

>>162984046
There's a new bike?

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>>162984679
Not yet, but soon to be released vehicles coming with Import/Export

Pic is all of them, bike is the FCR

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>service unavailable
I'LL FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD

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>>162984983

lol you wont do shit pussy

>do the discount missions for the new warstock missions
>can crash into shit for ages without breaking down
>can take one or two explosions
>ruiner has infinite missiles
>buy them in freeroam
>ramp and wedge break down after bumping into ~30 cars
>none of the vehicles can survive a single explosion
>ruiner has 8 missiles and that's it
Why do Rockstar pretend to give a fuck about balance even though the gunsurgent and hydra are still in the game? Just let me take one or two explosions so I don't just become a massive target for people who whip out their homo launcher whenever they see someone near them

>Go away for a week due to work
>Come back after purge and update
>kicked from gtag even when I had met all prerequisites
Guys pls
Reinvite me https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/kachooff

>>162984969
Wow R* picked up on Bugatti's new car pretty quick

>>162982026
Nerfed as the Ramp Buggy, explodes after 30 cars

>>162985181
How do you get more ruiner missiles then?

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Instead of saving money for the coming cars I got this, for the memory of using it on SAMP around the map

>>162985397
you buy the full 4 million for a new one

>>162985452
The sad thing is that's probably true

>>162985397
Return to your warehouse

>>162984969
New versions of the t20??

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the blazer aqua is a lot of fun to drive around even with the small amount of water on the mainland. and it is forever tarnished by its shitty fixed machine guns that dont allow you to use the weapon wheel like regular, and for arbitrarily being a 1-seater even when it's got plenty of room for 2

if they took the guns off it, made it a 2-seater, and just let you use it as any regular personal vehicle, i'd pay double for one

>>162986006
Yea, apparently McLaren P1 is getting added. Too fucking bad it's going to be mixed with some different car that has no relativity to it whatsoever and will no doubt be ruined from the front or back. Like most cars in GTA.

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I got out of the water without breaking the rocket voltic

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Boy do I love cargobob missions
I failed the mission instantly because the cargobob blew up even though I own one of my own

>>162986550
You can just call Pegasus and skip robbing the military and go straight for the car, you know.

>>162985181
>give it limited rockets
>don't show the number of ammo left
>buzzards, savages and hydra still have infinite ammo
Fuck Rockstar

>>162986634
They aim straight for the car. Rockstar knows exactly what they're doing.

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>>162986649
Yeah but I think the mission cargobob is a bit more durable than the one you can buy. When I tried it with my own it started smoking instantly while the mission one was able to survive getting shot at all the way back to LS. It also seems less prone to dropping cars randomly but it might just be random

>>162986170
it's pretty ugly but it has an absolute fuckton of mods, might check it out just to fuck around with it

Decided to jump back to GTAO for the break. I have 1 million dollars in my account (if I sell my Infernus and my Cheetah) and Im looking to buy a new car that isnt avaible in single player. The new XJ220/Ocelot whatever looks lovely but the Skyline looks nice too. Which one should I buy or should I wait?

Also what are the current meta money farming methods? Haven't played in a while.

>>162986809
There's a money glitch on ps4 right now that gets you 100 - 300k every couple of minutes.

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

>>162986809
>Which one should I buy or should I wait?
do whatever you want i don't give a fuck
these cars are on their way though >>162984969

>Also what are the current meta money farming methods?
new vehicle stealing/selling is pretty good money and doesn't make you want to kill yourself, requires some up front investment though

>>162986942
PS4 only? Do you have a link?

>>162986942
proof of this anon?

>>162982254
>armored Kuruma is because its good
Are you literally retarded?

>>162986984
>general
>not already ruined in the first place

>>162987034
>>162987051
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/5i62xr/date_time_money_glitch_at_the_races/?sort=new

>>162987058
Of course mang. I only roll around in a tank, with armor cheats and hax. Armor is the coolest especially when you want a "general" 4 door car. I mean, why would anyone use a car thats shit? Haha. Only us guys who use super secret cars are cool.

Can I join your club yet?

>>162984969
Comet when?1

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>>162987206
Just use the unarmored one, it's not so dodging jets and shitters and leave early.

It's just an excuse of you either be retarded and stay in a lobby when being bullied or evade the bully, use the kuruma in heists like a shitter, or shit up others with it.

You are literally retarded

>>162987416
I mentioned earlier that not using whatever you like when you need something armored, is retarded. Lrn2read.

The only reason you hate the armored Kuruma is because its commonly used and it works well. If it were any other car, you'd have a problem with that instead.

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>>162954956
high population density above,
low is below.

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I've been banned for cheating 2 times already. Will I be permabanned on the first time with the new ban system they introduced or will my character just get wiped if caught?

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>mfw sick of supers
just once I'd like an update that introduces about two dozen normal cars. all these sameface supers are boring as shit.

I bet if you took nearly all the supers and put them side-by-side, then asked average players to name which real world model they were designed after, 100% would say either lambo or ferrari.

>>162988139
Perma and a wipe. (not that it matters)

>>162988054
how is this determined in a full lobby with players of different settings, that happen to be near each other?

>>162988302
it's simple, don't be close to other people.

>>162984969
Is the price of the custom cars the car's base price plus Benny's?

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>>162988210

The problem is cars in this game really pose no other use or function other than being as fast as possible. Good handling matters too but since every super also has this benefit it renders 98% of vehicles available to you completely worthless. Every car dies in one grenade, every car (but the Kuruma) allows you to get sprayed in a driveby, gas mileage and other silly shit like that simply doesn't exist.

I've said this before but every car in the game should be able to approach some universal level of maximum efficiency, like top speed or handling or durability or whatever. Supers should only be special in that they're obviously flashy/expensive and require less upgrade compared to other cars (example: making the Sentinel raceworthy costs 4 million, making the T20 raceworthy costs 50k.)

Any GTAG lobbies up

>>162988439
>Every car dies in one grenade
Insurgent

Player kickers are the biggest scumbags in this game, you cannot deny this

>>162988439
shame gta5's driving is a complete turd without mods. i have no idea how people deal with it and play for hours without questioning it

>>162988548
I joined a game, was just a ceo and his lackeys, stole there shipment of whatever and then they kicked me

>>162988439
great idea. it would make sleepers an actual thing, and give power to unpopular vehicles. we would see a lot less supers if people could raise cars they really want to drive, instead of driving the ones that are just faster than the rest.

I like it.

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guess my costume

>>162988681
a retard?

>>162988718
kek

>>162988718
Oooooooooooooh got em

>>162988681
spooky/10
would strip them leathers off and stuff that pussy deep while you make ghoulish noises behind the mask.

>>162988681
nice thighs

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>>162988439
>I've said this before but every car in the game should be able to approach some universal level of maximum efficiency, like top speed or handling or durability or whatever. Supers should only be special in that they're obviously flashy/expensive and require less upgrade compared to other cars (example: making the Sentinel raceworthy costs 4 million, making the T20 raceworthy costs 50k.)

Thanks for making me want this asshole

>>162988661
Was just in a lobby with two people, did two vehicle missions in peace just minding my own business and I still got kicked when they realized someone was in there with them
This happens all the fucking time

>>162989001
That's cancer

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>>162989001
easy way to fix that

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>tfw you have fun playing as a simple Russian criminal, wearing your trackies and driving around in the datsun 510 with shitty weapons doing odd jobs for ceos than you do pratting around with overpowered shit

I was gonna upload a picture of this cat I just saw but I guess my phone pictures are over 4mb and I'm too lazy to resize it. So you guys don't get to see the cat.

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>>162989427
but I like cats

>>162989392
>not just playing my summer car

>>162989318
i love how this tactic never goes out of style. back on the original xbox and even into the ps3 days, this was the easy way to 'hack' online - you purposely cap your upload, but keep download untouched. this lets just enough data through for the online to know youre there, but you might as well be dancing at 5 fps to everyone else, while the game is fine for you.

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>>162989637
That's finnish

>>162989657
had an OG xbox, but never played h2 online. heard you could grab flag, pull ethernet, run to cap and plug it back in, without being touched.

hilarious if true.

You guys ever been so bored you force yourself to sneeze repeatedly with a Q-tip?

>>162989760
Same country

other part is irrelevant
other part is full of people with shit connections ruining every game ever

is there anyway to scroll up the chat in game?

>>162986634
Keep your Cargobob below the buzzards and keep the car out of line of sight. Once I figured this out, this mission became a cakewalk.

>>162989810
few games had client-server checks like they do now, back then. its possible. when ragnarok online was in alpha, you could pick up the shittiest item in the game (like a jellopy) and set it to pick up a crown, tiara or something instead, then sell that for tons of dosh. eventually they catch on but its fun until then.

theres always only so much they can do though for hackers as im sure you see with gta online now, but slowing down your connection on purpose is oooold. i love seeing it still used. i've done it when i had 80kbytes down as 'high speed' in the 90s.

So how much do heists pay for heist leader AND heist crew members? Started playing only 2 months ago and never did the heists.

>>162990248
Page Up/Down

>>162990332
The leader can choose the cuts for each person a few 100k usually

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why don't they update the radio? I'm so goddamn sick of hearing the same songs

>>162990425
Is it good cash or shouldn't i bother?

can you still force a solo public lobby by blocking udp ports?

>>162990508
If you have a good crew it pretty decent. With randos don't bother

>>162990039
What?

>>162990332
It depends on the heist. The leader pays to start the heist and doesn't get money for the setups. Everybody else gets around 20k per setup. If it's your first time doing them, do them all in order!! The heists and the setups. Don't join a randoms heist once you start Flecca. If you do them all in order you get an extra 1 mil. You also get an extra 100k after every heist the first time you do it. You can easily make 1.5m on your first Pacstan heist

>>162988625
>Without mods
>Playing with mods
Geez I get rockstar isn't the best but how could a modder who does it for free out of their basement and one PC make it any better at all?

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do i have a micro benis??

>>162991409
It's beautiful

>>162980792
Anyone played with Dustyw00d before?
he is insufferable, he uses a sound board and spams voice chat constantly and then is to stupid to even come up with good bantz.
literly redit teir scum, just worning you guys.

>>162990458
Ange Vierge game?

>>162991409
>Hello, this is Skeeter. Welcome to my Let's Play of GTA5

>>162990458
They're not going to do that because it's only worth the cost if they're releasing a new version that everyone needs to buy, like with next gen/PC.

So I just bought myself the cheapest office and warehouse during the sale
I DON'T have a buzzard yet
Will it be more efficient for me to do 1 crate missions or 3 crate missions?

>>162990458
you should avoid bringing up the radio. gta5 will get the same treatment as SA, and they'll end up removing songs.

also, create your own in-game ost. I have a liquid dnb channel I race to.

>>162986984
PC ruined this general.

>>162990458
game takes place in 2013 friendo

that's what self radio/ background music is for.

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>>162992060
>complain that general is bad now
>keep coming to it anyway

>>162992238
>tfw PS4 has no self radio

>>162992404
>using ps4 for anything other than singleplayer games

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>who /AtTheRaces? here?

>>162992404
>not using the USB music player

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>>162992673
Just broke $7 million

>>162990559
yes

>>162992802
>someone out there is actually using sultan for super races.

>>162992802
is this that new glitch? how 2>>162992802

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>>162991390
Huff some of your own product before you shill it next. The driving in 5 is the most awful of any game in the franchise.

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>>162982620
This now, always and forever more.

>>162992404
>Not using a USB or spottify app by holding the PS button down.

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>>162982620

>>162993638
they need to stop this muh everything disappears the moment your camera isnt on it bull shit. its been the exact same since gta3.

>>162993329
Are you serious? GTA IV was the only other one with realistic like physics, and that was dog shit everything was squirrely, spun out, and had no traction, not to mention hitting a single bump or curb caused your car to fly 20 feet into the air, and at slightly high speeds like 70 mph turning was near impossible, not that you could even get that high in a city like liberty.

Vehicles in V have weight and traction in a nice blend between realistic and arcade.

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>>162982620

Can I call in my Blazer Aqua or do I need to go get it from vehicle warehouse every time?

>>162994005
Everything in 5 might as well be glued to the ground. I'll happily say 4's driving was very arcadey, everything slid to much, to long to gain traction. 4's driving was at least fun. None of this changes that 5's driving is babby tier glued to the road shit. Its the whole reason you need mods with 5.

>>162994161
You can call it from your interaction menu under vehicles.

>>162994229
I enjoyed 4 because cars felt different.
My only complaint is how every super feels the same in this game.

>>162994252
Thanks

>>162994229
How can you be so wrong. Driving felt a lot better in GTA2. I hope the next GTA brings back GTA2s car handling.

>>162994329
I'm using Realistic Driving V atm and thats okay. The previous mod I was using was a bit more slidey but very good as well, but not being updated now as per the creator. So RDV is the best I can get. It feels like a great in-between between GTA4 and 5. FWD cars act like FWD, RWD like RWD, AWD like AWD. My only complaint about RDV is it claims to cover all vehicles, but I know it doesn't, or they did 0 modifications to certain vehicles. An obvious example is the unarmored vs armored Kuruma. They handle totally different because the armored one is stock settings (I think). But other than the occasional thing like that, the general handling is so much more satisfying to drive.

I can't drive on glue.

>>162985397
Some people do the ruiner ceo mission so they get the full fat version that can tank a few explosions and has infinite missiles, then shit on people for 20mins. I've seen someone do that then go passive waiting for the cooldown and trying it again.

>>162992458
>playing pc games online with no anticheat

>>162994229
No yeah cars are meant to be glued to the ground, driving over a curb isn't meant to launch you in the air, and every time you step on the gas the wheels don't spin for five minutes.

GTA V isn't realistic but at least it's fun.

>>162994329
Yeah cars felt too different, most sedans felt like led sleds with the engine pulling it, most muscle cars were undriveable and had zero traction. Most super and sports cars had no handling and drifted every turn. bikes were like a mix of sports cars where they could not turn and muscle cars were they spun around, pure dog shit! also leaning forward or backwards on a bike only caused the tires to stop moving and lock up on one end. Industrial Trucks were okay, but also weighted nothing and it sucked when they stopped moving, they also tipped over easily and pushed things out of their way, but those were good things sort of.

The helicopters were the only good thing.

>>162994946
that's why I enjoyed IV. it was nice to jump into a piece of shit, and it literally drove like a piece of shit. that one car that would backfire and stall.. good stuff.

V is not bad, so not sure why anyone would argue against it. Both have their own style, and I happen to enjoy both.

tfw poorfag, how to coin? ;_;

>>162995106
do the at the races glitch

>>162994946
By glued to the ground, I do not mean hitting an object should launch you into the air. I mean that going from 100mph to 20 doesnt take 1 second and you will slide. You also aren't going to corner at 80mph either.

They went from 4 which was very arcadey driving (much in line with previous games at least) to glued to the fucking ground. Its hard to drive a normal car in 5 and hit something not on purpose, when its a stock car.

I think 4 is to far arcadey and yet 5 is way to restrained. There needs to be a middle and thats where mods come in.

>>162995128
How to do on pc?

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>>162984289
>https://discord.gg/WprB8
sorry lad, I went to bed 10 minutes before your post

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>>162995225
Join the race "at the races" make a max bet.

Switch the internal clock to 2017 when you start a race once you see your own vehicle on the track before the count down starts, then wait 16 seconds or so and switch it back to the current year and watch as everyone else leaves and you take 200,000 dollars in bets.

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>>162982620

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>>162982620

>>162995498
would this work with just suspending the game process???

>>162995498
>making back my funds from this update doing this exploit and listening to Xmas music

Comfy

I used to think I was hot shit for pulling out bet wins like this on the reg when the stunt update dropped

>>162995498
Do you need to be in a full game then, to get a large betting pool?

>>162996067
I think thats part of it, at least on xbox and ps4

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>>162996105
forgot pic, fug

High stakes bet when?

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>>162996105
Shut the fuck up faggot fucking nullprophet with your comfy shit and you can't even get cars right, all your ricer shit tgat isnt even japanjese cars like what rafsa fuck you and blater rocket spaminga killing people for no reason! why are you alll such sihtter faggots please fucking die

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>>162996116
The more bets the more dosh.

>>162996519
Neck yourself you nonce

I'm not null

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>>162996767
WHO EVERY YOU ARE I HOPE BANNED FROM THE SOCIAL CLUB CREW YOU RICER FAGGOTS, I BET YOUR THAT BRITISH FUCKER

>>162996224
no, give me the thunderdome first

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>>162993793
>Stratum is the only car that looks like my SportKombi 9-5 Aero
At least I can enjoy my Felon like I did my Sedan Aero.

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>tfw grinding crates to get more cash so I can buy a car warehouse to grind more cash so I can buy a stupid fucking car
I'm not even having fun anymore /gtag/
How do I recapture the magic of playing GTAV for the first time

>>162988054
>Nobody else in that session
Ok

How many of you mexicans are from mexico?

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>>162982620

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>>162997130
NO

>>162997090
Red dad redemption 2

>>162997090
just relax and let the grind overtake you
from now on you are on auto-pilot

also the vehicles will always be there and you don't have any major reason to race into purchasing them, it's probably better that you spend some time grinding so you can find out what you really want

>>162997130
I didnt know mexicans are from mexico

Rockstar of David must be wondering why everybody is playing At the Races all of a sudden

>>162997756
not as much as people have been playing time trials.

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CURRY MEREY IS NICE
N
I
C

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>>162982620

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>>162997756
Fuck off ross

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So is turfwars supposed to encourage me to buy a shark card or what. This is seriously fucking awful compared to deadline.

>>162998484
how much hp do those flame add?

>>162998484
wow that looks great.

>>162998537
So much that the science community hasn't even thought of a name for it yet.

>>162998630
twelve googleplexs

>>162998484
is this a screenshot from a ps2?

>>162998703
jury-rigged Sega Saturn actually.

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>>162998809
sghcbadfbvzdfvvrdfsvfvadshbfvhsdkna4251es

when is rockstar including animals in online

>>162999165
Never because of consolecuck's hardware limitiations

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Probably the last reminder that Im expanding the collage (and sorting it based on colour).
I welcome consolefriends too.
Post your character, possibly standing, possibly full body shots (don't cut their feet off damn it), pls go easy (preferably dont go at all) on filters.

Pro tip: use the creator, editor, render and send perfect high quality shots for best effect

This is low quality preview version to show you that Im actually trying to sort it with colour.

If your image is cropped in any logical way it will probably stay that way, if its not then Im gonna bother slightly and try to make it look relatively aaight

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>>162999452
Whats the red line for?

>>162999595
Too dark perhaps.

>>162999595
so I remember to replace that pic
that senpai sent a replacement with better light

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>>162999452
>>162999595
It's my old picture. Here's the new one, I've linked it a few times

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>>162999452

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>>162986170

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD YOU FUCKING RUIIIIIIIIINED IIIIIIIIIIIT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>162999731
oh ok cool

>>162999846
sorry, no australians allowed

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>>162999595
Ayy yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avZDnKz4V98

>>162999785
yah chill, I got it.


I've been through the last few threads about 4 times total so I'm pretty sure I got every picture I should have. Except the ones that weren't a reply to me, collage related pics, or had no mention of collage in filename/post.

>>162999846
Yes, I got this one too.

>>162999452
These are not all the pictures I have, I just didn't crop the last batch yet, this is an old preview. Chill out

>>162999947
Hello, autism.

>>162999846
mad man
>>162999974
Why did you post the same picture twice?

>>163000026
huh...
>>163000000

>>162999785
whoa cute, whats your sc?

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>>162999452

lemme get that discord invite guise

>inb4 consolecucks get banned for At The Races glitch

>>163000557
What's your SC name and are you in the crew?

>>163000591

Yeah just like they all got banned for switchbux and duping Sultans. I'm so fucking mad about console players.

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>>162999452

>>163000557
https://discordapp.com/channels/dsadjasjdasjd

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>>162999452
>mfw my char is a solid 5/5 but I don't want to share because /gtag/ will just try to copy my handsomely good look and use it as their own
I'd love to share but I can't trust you people. I spent 5 hours getting the look just right and would hate for some jelly faggot(all of you) to copy it.

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>>163000543

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>>163000662
nobody has been banned on ps4 other then for calling someone a faggot.

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>>163000693
Get out of here, Stalker.

>>163000718
fuck off qt

>>163000718
>being THIS autistic

>>163000718
You're the type of player who actually turns out to have the ugliest character

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>>163000926
>qt
>5/5
have a (you)

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>>163000693

>>163000718
plz can I see senpai

>>162999452
>Probably the last
you can fuck off with your attention whore collage

>>163000716
SC:aFluffysnowman

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>>163000693

>>162999373
>Red Dead Online had animals
>GTA Online doesn't
>Red Dead 2 probably will as well
>totally not C* being a bunch of lazy fags

Which interior do the Stilt Apts have? It's the only property type I havent owned and was pondering a little grind to put my 2nd character in one.

>>163001362
There are two different ones, Grand theft auto series put a video up about it and which houses have which interior.

>>163001362
A unique luxury one with multiple floors. Garage is still the same tho

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>>163001106
>>163001057
>>163000952
>>163000926
I'll give you just a taste. This all you'll get, tho, so don't beg for more.

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>>162999452
N3 here, could you use this instead? Thanks.

>>163001362
read the description for each house, and it's address or you might the wrong house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is1zWIWlZh0

>>163001747
Get outta here Nipple.

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>>163001747

>>163001825
black isn't a colour

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>>162999452
probably full but heres an editor version

>>163001747
I need MORE

>>162998484
what colors?

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>>163002053
>more mom jeans
is this the new it for /gtag/? are you guys living out some new mom meme/fetish I wasn't told about? is this like that white nationalist group that wear new balance to identify each other, only in this case, you guys wear ugly mom jeans?

>>163001940
Alright. Could you at least crop the other image so the character isn't cut off, then? That was my original question, but I figured you wouldn't have the original image.

>>163002405
nah I'm not them, I'm just wondering how a black and white image would work in a colour based college.

>>162999452
>tfw attempting to render 50 seconds worth of footage on my laptop
>5 minutes in it's at 10%
>realize I forgot to turn up the resolution
Is 720x1280 (I rotated the camera 90 degrees) big enough?

>>163002496
didn't think it looked completely monochrome when i suggested it

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>>162985036

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Loving the game.
So much fun, and no loading times.

>normie money glitch right after the biggest shitterbox is released

oh yay

>>163003868
whats the glitch

>>163003962
1. kys
2. ???
3. kys

>>163002154
Anthracite Black for the wheels, one of the matte tans for the body and brushed black steel from the metal category for the grill, rollbar and such.

>>163003962
see
>>162987117

WHY WOULD THEY MAKE ALL HERITAGE CHARACTERS UGLY AS FUCK

Assume I get dropped 2m from hackers, do they get taken away eventually or is it too small?

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>>163002726
>>162999452
Here you go, fampai.

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PS4
Curry murry
Green dream
Crosstop
AlfonsoDDS
Ben_killz_you
Realmonkey
Gamefreak
HyozanRegis
Neon_wolf

Languagez
TheWolfsLunch
samturret_
Hotel_Phuket
S2_X1
Robomate
gullard
RattlexSnake


Callmeqt13.4


PC
Null prophet
Nessi
Kaz
Blater
Higgus
Aurora
Blinx
Bigs
Anoniempje
Kaz
Greyweaver
suskaNii
Holocauxt
Nigger
TheCraftyTitan
Greenie

Xbox:
Chrispi3

>>163004063
like your penis it's too small

>>163004083
did not mean to space out languagez from the rest.

What was this suspend process thing when you want to make solo public session? I suspend it, but after resuming it just kicks me out to gta5

>>163004378
how long do you suspend it for?

>>163004554
8-10 seconds, I think.

>>163004083
That poor, lone Xbuddy.

>>163004063
You'll get banned and have your character reset. Don't cheat goy.

>>163004083
what is this list supposed to be? It's missing quite a few people and a few people on the list don't even play anymore.

>>163004051
Thanks

>>163004758
I have autism

I just looked up people from the ps4 crew, I couldn't have added everyone, sorry if I messed up on them.

Just got this game is steam sale
Could anyone spoonfeed me some mods so the game doesnt look shite on my 1440p screen /w a GTX 1080

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>>163004083
At least do more thorough research if you're going to put together a list like this.

>>163005225
Go spread your buyer's remorse somewhere else.

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>

>>163005430
No buyers remorse here yet, haven't played much yet but was pretty fun
when that tony soprano kinda guy complained about his son only smoking weed and jerking off lmao
>tfw just smoked a bowl and jerked off

any xbone gtag wanna do the at the races glitch? normies don't understand

>>163004083
PS4 crew that actually plays

Currymurry
mradonis2
the_green_dream
a30mm
Bratwurst35
Citrus-Orbs
GCHachiRoku
comehomewithme
gamefreak23228
AfonsoDDS
Languagez
RealMonkey
Neon_wolf13
patrekt
BraveMeatBrick
Stonehenge_93
HyozanRegis
Kirischir
theendofmanhunt
S2-X1
Nolsbowls
samturret_
YUNGWELFARE
gucci-shaman
Ravenscroft
stoneinfocus
kibukj
murules1234

>>163005563
You forgot me

SC: Yaboibigboss
>:) u kno what to do

>>163005547
If you're intending to mod, you'll need to copy all of the game's files except for the actual launcher. It's not really worth it right now unless you make/market your own mods.

>>163005563

But ImYourSon plays too

>>163005886
I thought I put him on the list.

ImYour(wifes)Son plays too

>>163005870
Couldn't you make a new folder, symlink all common files and only copy/add the ones that change?

>>163005563
b-but PS4 crew is dead. R-right?

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Everytime buzzard spawns in my circle. Now I was right around LSIA vehicle garage and it spawned here. WTF

>>163006127
That's also a possibility, but you should really try to avoid modding this game if you want to play online. Cheat detection is comically poor yet crushing at the same time.

What am I supposed to do to make money in online mode?

I get wasted most of the time I try to do any of the freeroam events. I'm stuck on the story mission that involves avoiding the cops, because the partner I get paired with always gets caught. The only adversary mission that ever pops up is turf wars, and I didn't particularly enjoy that one.

The best thing I've found was getting hired by a CEO and doing headhunter missions, but I've only been offered a contract the one time.

>>163006642
git gud

>want to do some solo play
>call every contact to get a missions for 1-x players
>they only provide missions that need at least two players
Worthless pieces of shit

>>163001747

Please dont false flag as me.

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>when the heist leader keeps dying

>>163006642
Post SCID and we'll abduct your sweet ass.

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>>162999452
was gonna straighten myself, but dont wanna upload something with weird dimensions incase it messes something up on your end

>>162997090
buy more shark cards goy

>>163004083
What's this list about?

>>163007251
it's a list of people with autism, anon.

>>162997090
you best either start brown nosing one of the menu users or buy a menu or rent a menu for a week for 10 dollars.

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>>163007325
>it's a list of people with autism
am ded sonn

>>162987117
Do I have to host or can I just join?

>>163007325
Tell us "doctor", what is autism?
Or is it just something you spew out as a sentence filler?

>>163007325
>t. Jrv

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>>163003859
Why don't you quit your fucking bitching. Do you have any idea how long it took for Commodore 64 games to load off a tape? Stop being such an entitled little spoiled brat and be grateful for what you have.

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>>163007325

>>163007067
who is this semen demon?

>>163007696
>Do you have any idea how long it took for Commodore 64 games to load off a tape?

Could 90% of this website answer your question reliably?