/gtag/ - Grant Theft Auto General

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Qt kill yourself already

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>no chance of someone with a ps3 being generous enough to money buff me

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>>162913232
>can't fuck the assistant

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WINTER IS LIVE

I REPEAT

WINTER IS LIVE!

BREAD INSTEAD OF THREAD
IT
FUNNAY

>helicopters
>hard
lol

right wing death squads when?

>me
>not retarded null apologist omega cuck orbiter
lol

>>162913620
soon

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Meme green Comet, years later.

>>162913585
>>162913672
>me
>i put name here
>this me
>promise

Whats a good way to get money that wont get me banned?

I NEED to know if comehomewithme is a girl.

>>162913672
Wow, calm down yo.
I like null and all, but apologist? Yea right girl.

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>>162913709
You got me...

Languagez, you on mate?

>>162913756
>>162913810
Kys faggot

>>162913556
>quick look at minimap
no

>>162913689
Dobbs pls.

>>162913583
Why are you so bent out of shape by an ancient 4chan meme? Shit's been around longer than you have I reckon.

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>>162914170
it's not funny

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>>162845581
Can I still be put in the collage? Thanks

>>162914170
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's absolutely uproarious every time it's used. Get with the times, gramps.

>>162914387
It's being used just to rustle with that faggot's insensitive jimmies. You should take your own advice.

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I just got the game yesterday during the sale, and I have to say, I'm kind of surprised at how slow the loading times are for the PC version. I thought they'd be miles better than what I experienced on PS3, but I can spend a minute or two staring at the screen before it even thinks of letting me get to the actual gameplay. I'm so used to games I played on console ages ago loading much faster on PC, especially since I have an SSD where I keep my game installs.

Has it always been this bad, or did it get to this point after a specific update?

>>162914264
You're right; It's not. Nor is it even cute but the fact you're upset about it only gives the poster of it a reason to post it. Everything we both hate about this place feeds on attention. Let's make a deal to starve what we hate.

>>162914482
This is the same philosophy as "I was merely pretending!"

>>162914593
You're the same philosophy.

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>>162914626
>I know you are but what am I?

>>162914593
You are as irritable as you are oblivious.

So if you want to play the new missions, you need a 1M$ office and a 5M$ warehouse which costs ~60 real life dollars if you don't want to grind.
Yeah thanks for the free content Rockstar.

>>162914496

TJ Miller.

>>162914861
Where are you getting "5M$ warehouse" from? Really curious.

Mmmmm, having to pull the plug on your internet to get put back into Story Mode every time you boot up the game because otherwise the first loading screen is infinite now

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>people still posting as me
ayy lmao, man you people love me or something.
Too bad I'm busy with IRL work.
Pic somewhat related, that ass.

>>162914861
1 mil office and 1.5 mil warehouse.

>>162915183
Or you can just pick load GTA5 in the launcher and not online.

>>162915237
Still way too expensive, this is not free content, fucking retards buying gta online cash ruined every next game Rockstar will make.
I just want a GTA IV free mode for V for fuck's sake.

>>162914861
>i have to pay real money because im stupid

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Collage lad wanted a bigger picture, this good enough?

>>162915215
>forget that I used a cuck's name since I never use names, because I'm not an attention whore faggot
>he interprets it as if I'm obsessed with him
It doesn't get anymore pathetic than that, really.

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>>162913232
Git me in on that pc gtag, SC is Lilybun

>>162915338
It's endgame content. Of course it's not for everyone.

>>162914496
Since the "Loads and Time Rape" update it's been terribly slow on PC. I'd head back to beta, I mean console asap.

>>162915338
>this is not free content
Yes it is, i accessed it and didn't have to pay a dollar.

>>162914496
It's pretty normal for the initial loading of GTAO to take a few mins desu. Beyond that, they're not bad.

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>>162915375
>I have to grind for six months to buy one car, wow that free content sure is nice

All these "free" updates are only there to make 12 year olds buy money with their parents' credit card, we'll never get a solo expansion.

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>>162915571
>grinding six months
Nigga, you're supposed to grind the missions, not the hookers you meet on the streets of LS

>tfw no pmc merryweather like dlc
:(

>>162915521
Literally generic super.

>>162915825
But it looks amazing, though

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>>162915632
WATS ̻̮͍͍̬̱͇̳̭̼̗̝̪͛̓̈̈́͑͛ͮ͂ͮ̀̕T͎̜̩̦̪̝̰͓̲̯̰̳̯̩͕̭̻͈̋̽̆̊̽͒ͤ͗ͬ̕ͅŢ̡̬̼̘̥̼̮̮̞̦͉͙̱͇̬̥͔̗͍ͭ̂̉ͨ͑̏̈ͤ̽̉͗͌̽̿̓͌̏͐̈́͢͢ͅ

>>162915571
Have you considered getting a job mate or do you think everything you like should fit your neet budget?

>>162915571
>me get free or me whine!!!!
stfu and grind a few hours u pussy

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What is the "must-have" car if you are a member of /gtag/? like, if everyone in gtag decided to meet up for a crew drive, but the only rule is that you drive the same car as everyone else, which car would that be?

Can I get back in?

SC: Seviathan

>>162915908
There is none cause everyone wants to be a special snow flake.

Or a panda levin.

>>162915908
>sticking her "ass" out
asians BTFO agen

>>162915908
armored kuruma

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>>162915908
Vacca.

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Languagez is on mates

>>162915908
Panto

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>some of the cars you steal are put under tarpaulins
but why

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>Buy my first office building like /gtag/ convinced me to.
>Learn to my displeasure owning the office does not stop it from taking off your helmet when you enter it so I'm probably never going to come back to it.
>Roam around my blank office and realize it's going to cost me millions to customize it.
>Cheapest small warehouse is like 300k which is atleast attainable.
>Leave the office and start a headhunter to see how the CEO work pays.
>Approach the guys on the docks and one shoots my arm while I'm in cover and takes off half my health.
>Shoot him in the head with a heavy sniper and he survives.
>Manage to kill the other two guys and get around 27k for it.
>Which is like 4k more than I'd get just doing POW biker missions which don't involve fighting Terminators.
so guys
crates are totally super profitable right?
r-right?
I could've bought muh drag.

>>162915962
>>162915445
Gotcha

>>162915893
>>162915903
Just don't complain when GTA VI Online comes out and it's free with overpriced microtransactions, because this is the logical thing to do with retards like you defending this freemium model.

>>162915962
nope

>>162916085
>literal whos

>>162915908
ARMORDE GURUMA

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>>162914373
This

>>162916109
to have feature parity with consoles because they can't render the whole garage at once without dropping to 1fps :^)

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>>162916085
Nice screen shot there, anon. That PS4 is looking so tempting compared to my PC.

>>162915908

panda blista

>>162916139
>I'm lazy so everything that doesn't just hand me everything instantly is freemium!!!1!

>>162916110
Lmao what are you even trying to say? That you're bad at the game? That you can't afford utilities like a Buzzard or Hydra which make CEO shit 5000% easier and faster?
>inb4 waaah, why do i have to invest to make money this game is p2w!

>>162916142
Suck it, shitstain
>>162916126

>>162916110

Low quality bait, friend.

>>162916264
I'm not saying that everything should be free instantly, but it clearly stops being free content when you have to grind a hundred missions to access the "free" content.
If you don't think those updates are designed to make people buy money you're delusional.

>>162916139
Okay I wont. I'm adult enough to walk away from deals that I don't like. If only CuckStar accepted tears as payment you'd be golden.

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>>162916437

>hundreds

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Different picture reminder that Im expanding the collage (and sorting trying to! it based on colour).
I welcome consolefriends too.
Post your character, possibly standing, possibly full body shots (don't cut their feet off damn it), pls go easy (preferably dont go at all) on filters.

Pro tip: use the creator, editor, render and send perfect high quality shots for best circlejerk bling effect
I mean fucking seriously you can get some good ass shots that way

This is low quality preview version to show you that Im actually trying to sort it with colour.

If your image is cropped in any logical way it will probably stay that way, if its not then Im gonna bother slightly and try to make it look relatively aaight

>>162916472
>lowered suspension on a street car
>tinted windows
first time baiting: the post

>>162916437
They are designed to make people buy money. LAZY people. If it is accessible without paying a single cent, then it is free content. You are the one making it paid content.

>>162916508

>>162915383

>>162916491
Missions can earn you up to 25k, to access the new content you need at least 2.5 M, you need to do 100 missions.

>>162916571
It's not the suspension. It's the driving at high speed. You can see in the picture how the street has a slight angle just behind the car. So the downforce pushed it down as I hit that little thing

>>162916230
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162916645

Well, then you are stupid to make money in that way. Even my shitter friend already got an office, warehouse and vehicle warehouse. One week of proper grinding is enough to get you pretty much everything.

>>162916215
fucking consoles

>>162916719
Yea right. If you're tasteless enough to put on tinted windows you won't think twice about lowering suspensions.

>>162916578
I'm criticizing the model and the way it'll impact next Rockstar Games.
Rockstar made about 500M$ with GTA Online only, don't think they'll stop anytime soon because there are clearly way more people willing to pay than people willing to grind.

Do Imponte Dukes randomly spawn at all?

>>162916843
Lot of people willing to whine rather than play the game, too, eh?

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>>162916831
Have another car then

>>162916968
Yes but you can't have them

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>tfw qt is finally back

>>162917001
The award for the sickest burn goes to...

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>>162916508
Hey I'm the one in the bottom left, I took a second screenshot in better light and closer and posted it in the last thread. It should be better

>>162917019
I can't put a tracker on it at all?

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>>162915908
Stirling GT.

The original meme DLC car which everyone circlejerked about and had cruises.

>>162917056
kys

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>>162916472
i wish i wasn't such a shit driver in this game

>>162916508
some of those images had way more space around the characters, just shrink characters down a bit

>>162917203
>rx7
>trying to make it a trans am
neck you're self ross

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>>162916508
>>162916160

>>162914263
:(

Stan

>>162913689
that car looks.... smug

>>162917249
i have no idea what you're talking about

So guys since people are apparently done trying to argue the game isn't designed for people to buy shark cards, can anyone confirm that selling crates is more profitable than normal CEO work?

>>162914496
>sp loads in 20 seconds
>invite-only session loads in 30 seconds
>normal session over 5 minutes
>PC only, who cares.

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>>162915215
Lmao, hope you're enjoying what my tax dollars pay for, friend.

>>162916110
You made the right choice, trust me. You might just not realize it yet.

You can wear a helmet in the office if you like it so much, you may just have to reequip it since GTA loves to force its way around your clothing. Save it to an outfit and keep going.

Aside from the gun locker, all the office customizations are cosmetic or available cheaper elsewhere. They're rich-kid conveniences and by no means necessary, so don't get mad that you don't have them yet.

Are you trying to do the VIP work yourself? That's suicide. Aside from maybe Sightseer, they're meant to be done in groups. All four of you will get paid when you finish one so try to get people to join you and roll with you so you don't get shot up.

It's not hard to make a couple hundred thousand a day. You can get your bike in less than a week if you're good. Chill your tits and be patient.

>>162915215
>murican flag hangin
yep, thats sweden 2016. I bet they have a thousand black soldiers stationed there too to cuck you.

>>162917436
You do them in tandem. Crate/VIP/Crate/VIP. Replace crate with car if the spirit moves you.

>>162915908
Kuruma or insurgent

>>162917371
i bet you think the warrener is a gtr

>qt changed its trip
nys

>>162917560
Imagine getting this triggered over a flag.

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>>162916508
put me in the book then

>>162917819
NANI! HACHIROKU DA!

>>162917619
But it is.

>>162917014
Big Smoke's car?

>>162917056
been here since before the update where have you been?

>>162917869
are those Facebook filenames?

>>162917905
>volvo
>gtr
nice bait, nearly as good as people who say the kuruma is a lancer

>>162918000
>kuruma
>not a lancer
hys

>>162917985
Didn't you get banned from 4chin a day or two ago?

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>>162917717
its only for 2 more days ;^)

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>tfw you buy a 60-car garage thinking it's the new DLC update

haha.

>a cute

this meme needs to die already. bring back the bread meme.

>>162918107
Kuruma is a WRX you fucking mouth breather

>>162918107
sorry you didnt get the trips of truth anon, but the kuruma is a wrx, not a lancer, just as the warrener is a volvo and the ruiner is a rx7

>>162918174
(You) a cute

,':^)

>>162917990
PS4 master race, son.

>>162918117
Now why would you think that, friend?

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>>162918174
But anon, I did bake a bread.

>>162918229
Are you honestly this retarded or just baiting?

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>>162918280
>she doesn't have ps messenger on her phone
>she doesn't send pictures to an alt account through chat then save the pic on her phone

really

>>162918353
>only wrx related thing is the spoiler
WHOA...

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>>162918229
eat a dick, you shitstain. i'm about to evoke my janitor powers on your ass if you don't fuck off. 1st warning, faggot.

>>162918353
most lancers arent even four door though

>>162916606
yeah, seen, Im just not spamming the thread with every pic I save
>>162917127
you mean low right, right? Thanks for the better light tbqh
>>162917243
I can't really. Most of these are stolen off of Snap's collage and are "as is"
>>162917252
also seen.
>>162917869
qt pls, full body. I know theres the "im a head" guy there, and also one other bust but lets try to keep this relatively... I dont know the word but its something like.. convention? conventionality? THE SAME

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>>162918495

15 min cooldown between sell missions standard? I feel like I didn't notice this previously.

>>162918495
>having a smart phone

found the cuck

>>162918000
It's a GTR mixed with a Bluebird mixed with a Corolla mixed with a 504 mixed with a 144. You guys should really check the GTA wiki as it's pretty bang on about most of the cars & their design inspirations.

>>162918641
>being poor
obama started a program that allows autism bux for a galaxy. you can go a week or two without your mcdonalds.

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>>162918641
Get with the times, faggot.

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>>162918571
>qt pls, full body. I know theres the "im a head" guy there, and also one other bust but lets try to keep this relatively... I dont know the word but its something like.. convention? conventionality? THE SAME

>>162917554
>they're meant to be done in groups
But I ain't got no friends. I am kind of enjoying the increased difficulty now, soloing MC missions got pretty boring so this getting my teeth kicked in is a interesting change. I just did a hostile takeover and it was nice to have more than the occasional squad car or hick on a dirtbike chasing me.
>>162917594
But do the crates pay more than CEO work? If not I just wasted 1mil, because so far CEO work has only been paying a little more than MC missions for me.

15m till the 50% off deal is finished. Is GTA V multiplayer fun without friends? 40 bucks for the single player game worth it?

>>162918569
>search for "Mitsubishi Evo" on Google Images
>out of a hundred there's maybe 10 2-door ones

>m-most aren't 4-door anyway!
Kek, alright buddy.

>>162918710
>thinking the gta wiki is legitimate
i bet you browse gta forums you faggot, its a volvo

>>162918641
do you only have a pager or something?

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>>162918839
>people old enough ITT to know what a pager is

>>162918818
>being incapable of clicking links that back up a wiki's claim, links that take you directly to images of each car cited.
i'm sorry you have down's syndrome.

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>>162918737
wat

How much can you make an hour with imports?

>>162917619
still no idea watchu talking about

>>162918986
three fiddy

>>162918641
>using cuck incorrectly like every other neckbeard

found the aspie

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>>162918912
>people ITT DON'T know what a pager is

>>162918765
>@

>>162918986
Around $400k, if you know the Top Range only method, and no, I'm not telling you faggots :^)

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>>162919036
is it like a app?

>>162919098
It's kinda like a beeper

>>162919036
I'd wager the average age is between 19 to 24. the oldest device they might know is the nokia flip.

>>162918629
well this thread answered my question. ill pirate it.

>>162918930
i bet you think the gauntlet is a challenger huh
its not a camaro HUH
the wikipedia isnt official cannon its just fan speculation its literally as credible as mrbossftw

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>>162918912
>Check to see if my other 31 year old bud is online to see if he posted this.
Also pic related. This was even my text alert sound on my first phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=___shQiFjOY

>>162919190
I'm literally in the middle of 19 and 24, and I know what a fucking pager is. It's not something obscure

>>162919253
shit, that's quite nice. I never thought to use this.

>>162919218
so it needs to be "official" for your tiny brain to comprehend pictures? ok moronic cunthole, you're done now.

>>162916085
Wtf languagez was on and I wasnt informed?

Bloody hell

>>162919378
well people can speculate all they want it doesnt make it true
youre not righter than i am when i say its a wrx so stop being so autistic about your stupid wiki

>>162915521
Where's the Jaggies?

>>162919182
oh like what they give you at a restraunt to tell you youre foods ready

>>162918839
just a regular phone. wtf is wrong with millenials?

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>when you team up with Languagez for top tier bantz

>>162918805
You can always torrent for sp/mods
for mp there is /gtag/.

>>162919218
Gauntlet is undeniably a Challenger.

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>>162919504
Jaggies in GTA are shit. Only decent looking is fucking expensive
I haven't tried the new one

Also, WHEN?

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Talk shit
Get hit

>>162919090
Considering that the main limitation is the sell timer i guess the big secret is blowin up normal cars.

>>162919662
nope, its a camaro, end of discussion
go back to gta forums

>>162919454
it isn't speculation you stupid downie fuck, look at the pictures and put 2+2 together for once you ignorant nigger

>>162919563
I'm 22

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>>162916508
Hook me up senpai

>>162919908
if its so obvious then why dont rockstar say something about it then huh you fuckin smart ass

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Is there anyway to make this post better?

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>>162919938
I really like this picture

>>162919968
>"hey almost every car manufacturer on the planet, we stole your designs!"
yeah that'd be really smart, wouldn't it? you stupid child.

>>162919972
Yes, by not being a tripcuck and by having a non-inbred character.

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>>162920003
People tell me that there's a loss edit hidden in the wreckage (brother)

Also, mind if I save it?

>>162920013
youre the kid fuck you, inspiration isnt theft you fucking moron now answer the fuckin question

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>>162916508
Can't have one of these without the new leader

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>>162918774
Jesus. You're not my real dad qt!
but I will try to phrase it a bit better, because we're friends, right?

Dear qt. If you want to be on the expanded collage you're more than welcome to. However, you will need to send me a picture of your character in a full-body shot, and not waist up.
I do concede there are pictures (2 total) that don't apply to this rule, however it wasn't me selecting them and I couldn't enforce the full-body-rule then. That being said I would like to ensure the high quality of the collage and for that I would need all participants to follow said rule (which, if Im being honest, isn't really strict, you can bend it a little). This is to ensure that the collage looks like an actual collage and not a piss-covered dog-puke shit that we would probably end up with if this general was free to post whatever on it.

The spoilered part was me trying to depend on you figuring out the word that I intended to use there. Since english is not my first language my vocabulary is limited. Convention also might mean "a general idea", correct? So the convention of the collage is that everybody posts full-body shots. I was lazy and probably could've said it in a much clearer way.

>>162920079
Did it start the firewall?

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>>162916508

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>>162920227
Yes, the (Time) Trial rises

>>162920345
Fat Trevor/10

>>162919741
Yeah, true. I was more talking that resolution of your picture, did you downsample it or something

>>162920345
If I pull that off, will I get banned?

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>>162920450
It will be extremely tedious

>>162920429
If you mean the bad antialiasing and shit, I tried to change it, it didn't work, and couldn't be bothered to look it up
If you're talking about the small image, that's because that's the size I get when I upload it to social club first, and then save it.

>>162920108
you're literally retarded.

>>162920545
For me

>>162920871
say's the one who cant answer a simple question huh are you so smart now huh no youre fucking not so until rockstar says otherwise i declare the kuruma to be a wrx the warrener a volvo and the FUCKING RUINER IS A RX7

>>162920853
Ahhhh, alright. Yeah I was talking bout the size, so small, but it looks so crisp

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>>162919779
Are you fucking blind?

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>>162916508
fine here you go

>>162921130
It's literally perfect. You get nice images which aren't fuckhuge, and you don't even have to save them on your pc
Unless you delete them from your SC

>>162921150
>camaro
You're saying it's the like the car on the left correct?, because it hardly looks like the car on the right

>>162921316
sorry you're blacklisted from the collage

>>162921360
Wow, you really are blind. Do you perhaps think the Kuruma is a WRX, too?

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>>162916508
>

>>162921475
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I DECLARED IT ITS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO ARGUE SMART GUY GET ROCKSTAR TO CONFIRM IT IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE YOU GAY FUCK

GTA cars are based off multiple IRL cars you fucking shits
Every fucking time it has to be 1 car. Why?

>>162921475
oh I get it, you're baiting just like the guy who complains about social club selfies

Can anyone confirm or deny that sellling crates pays more than normal CEO work?

>>162921515
>being this mad about being legally blind
Come on, it's not that huge of a disability... Is it?

>>162921520
Exactly. Fucking hell sometimes

>>162921558
It pays slightly more. Not that much though, because you have to subtract the amount of money you spent on buying shipments.

>>162921316

please take off that beard.

Nothing like being fined 23 000$ for bombing someone in a T20 in self-defense during a vehicle sale.

Did they re-enable insurance costs for Personal Vehicles this update, or did they just fuck the system up? I've been seeing it a lot more often.

>>162922086
No, it has been re-enabled for a while now

>>162919253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYy69qOJWoM

Because there is always one person who doesn't know.

>>162913523
/r/GTAGivers/ join the discord

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>>162921741
No. otherwise I look like fucking mystaspot

Seeing as they're adding new ocelots to game..
Nice sedan when?

>>162919760
you can actually steal their car and drive it to a police station for money

>>162921738
>slightly
Well it's good to know I've only been memed out of 1 million instead of 1.3 million.

>>162922379
How much does that pay, anyway? I want to do some hijacking.

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>>162922372
pic

>>162922325
literally who

>>162922439
The only CEO warehouse I'd ever recommend would be the car one, since the car missions are pretty fun and you can easily do them in a lobby full of people.

>>162922129
Then they may have forgotten or "forgotten" to disable Insurance Claims when you're doing Import/Export work as they do in certain VIP Works.

>>162922754
It took me a pretty long time to save up 1 mil for the main office so I don't think I'll bother with the 2mil garages.

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>>162917935
Big Smoke drove a Glendale. It's a nice four-door for cruising.

Banwave when?

Can people spawn in cash yet? Only got 100k baka.

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>>162923180
nao

>>162922924
The cheapest one is 1.5m and it's probably the best one you can get, since it's right off a highway.
You can just do headhunter and sightseer and earn plenty of money, so it's not like either of the warehouse types is necessary to get but I think the car one is pretty fun. You can do HH and SS in private lobbies, so you never have to worry about getting into PVP fights which cost money rather than pay money, so in that regard it's more efficient.

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>>162916508
Here can you add this?

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More wagons when?

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>invited to gtag
>invited to ceo
>memeing shitters
>meme txts
>meme cars
>meme clothes
>all 100 levels lower than qt

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>>162916508
>>162923632
Oh wait sorry this one

>Have GPS point set to out in the desert.
>Riding a sports bike
>GPS tells me to ride on the highway because clearly I'm only driving the speed limit.
>Driving a slow ass prison van.
>GPS tells me to go through the winding narrow mountain paths uphill.
Why is the games GPS so bad?

>>162923918
Its shortest path, not path that makes the most sense for your current vehicle That's not how a gps works

>>162923918
Normal GPS considers the speed limits when picking a route. GTA's system only uses distance.

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>>162923702
>meet the infamouse qt for first time ingame
>texts a meme to me
>literally who
>blows me up like a shitter
>looks like a meme hipster tumblrina
how dissapointing
>

>>162924308
to be fair you said "kys"

you didnt say I couldnt take you with me

>>162923702
>>162924308
who's qt?

>>162924116
But then shouldn't it only recommend cutting through the mountain?

>>162922527
Almost nothing. You get more money if you join his organization beforehand.

>>162924308
>>162924432
>saying kys ironically
you did the right thing by killing him.

>>162924462
huge faggot that found himself as leader og the gtag before pc release

Make america Biggness again!

>>162924648
>found himself
i think you meant to say founder

>>162924770
>implying there hasn't been shitton of gtag crews created just to avoid your faggotry and all the tripfag drama

>>162924618
Nothing wrong with nys or neck yourself

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>>162924894
I 100% agree
and where did all of those crews get you gtag?

>>162924601
It really depends on the destination. In some spots, it'll recommend the western highway route, and other nearby locations will recommend the mountain road. Some of them add unnecessary detours because the path only goes with the flow of traffic, or sometimes it just gives bad information like showing a freeway exit and immediate entrance back on. It's better to ignore GPS outside of the city and stick to the highways to travel in larger vehicles.

>>162925089
When are you getting pc version goy

>>162925317
I already have teh objectively best online experiance

>>162925432
Are you a dude or a girl

>>162925527
neither

>>162923629
I'll consider the car thing but I'm definitely going to need to not have a long shopping list before I go for it.

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I'm gonna need more than this one glass

>>162925078
idk about that

>>162925827
me on the right

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Which is better money,
1) doing 3x crates for my large warehouse and waiting like 2min for the cooldown
2) doing 3x crates for my large warehouse and a Sightseer VIP in 5min to avoid the cooldown
3) doing 3x crates on my large warehouse and then 3x crates for my old, small warehouse
?

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>>162925895
kek

>>162925527
transfag

>>162925089
with about 4 dead gtag crew and 1 pc crew which is still somewhat alive

>>162926035
I prefer doing the last variant. It's in my opinion more efficient. Sightseer in particular is bad, it's better to do headhunter since crates mission always ends in city limits and HH is faster in city limits than SS.

>>162926035
3 is the best for just earning money. Probably the worst for your sanity though.

>>162926035

Do this

3 crates>headhunter>3 crates>Sightseer

Repeat

Its faster and makes your crate buying money back. Or do the same but buy one at a time for more money.

what is your female character's preferred suv?

>>162926954
Contender.

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There had to be a bigger catch to Export/Import work. With 30 minutes+ cooldown timers between sales and an initial one that starts ticking down when you enter a session, it's going to take over 10 hours of just waiting to empty a full warehouse even with three Associates.

I hope players are going to find a way to cheese the timer as they've done with other missions before.......

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Tfw u don't want to ruin them having fun racing.

>>162926954
Is 6x6 an SUV?

>>162927204
the cooldown is 15 mins

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>Vortex has exposed timing belts on one side
>and pushrod tubes on the other
Why is R* so shit at designing bikes?

>>162927204
The cooldown depends on how many cars you sell at once. It's shorter if you only sell 1 car or 2 cars. Much less than 30 minutes. I think overall you're not gonna be able to sell more cars if you sell them by the 4s than you are if you sell them by 1s.

Maybe it's 15 minutes by car or something like that.

How many cars do you have in your warehouse right now?

>>162927974
I can't afford a warehouse

>>162927974
3

>>162927974
It's something like 60% full. So I guess that's about 24-25 of them.

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What are you supposed to do with the rocket voltic mission. It ended when I shot back when shot at. Am I supposed to eat the rounds and stay on the car's ass for a period of time? Or did the other guy fuck up somehow?

>>162927974
About half full, though it's not the money that's missing


it's the will to live

>>162927595
it very clearly says 24:34 (started at 30) my dude

though this was a delivery of 2 cars using the highest profit delivery method
>>162927729
Maybe it's 15 minutes per car but with a cap of 45 minutes. I wonder what all the different cooldown length factors are? I'll be looking for a list.

Buy ramp buggy, y/n?

>>162927974
40, Working on filling warehouses while my biker business runs in the background
"All this fucking grinding is killing me slowly"

>>162928532
press H and stay in front. just like you would with a insurgent or a zentorno.

So, is TT safe or no?

>cool down for selling cars

Fucking why? I should atleast be able to bulk sell them. I don't have a crew either so it's not like I can make good profit with one sale. Can they do anything right?

>>162929003
Huh?? How do I know what route its taking.

Wut is TT?

>>162929163
everythign is geared towards coop play because they know that if you have coop often you will see stuff the other guys have and want it

its a sharkcard based game

>>162929131
it's safe

>>162929448
True Treachery

So does the new car thing make more money than crates?
Can I do it in a solo "public" session with netlimiter like crates?

>>162929163
Sell cars from player 1, sell cars from player 2, sell cars from player 3, sell cars from player 4. By the time you're done, you probably don't have a huge amount of CD left. Maybe collect a few new ones in the mean time.

>>162929448
The Audi TT is a small 2-door sports car marketed by Volkswagen Group subsidiary Audi since 1998, assembled by the Audi subsidiary Audi Hungaria Motor Kft. in Győr, Hungary, using bodyshells manufactured and painted at Audi's Ingolstadt plant.[2] This changed with the third generation model that uses parts made entirely by the Hungarian factory.[3]

For each of its three generations, the TT has been available as a 2+2 Coupé and as a two-seater roadster employing consecutive generations of the Volkswagen Group A platform, starting with the A4 (PQ34). As a result of this platform-sharing, the Audi TT has identical powertrain and suspension layouts as its related platform-mates; including a front-mounted transversely oriented engine, front-wheel drive or quattro four-wheel drive system, and fully independent front suspension using MacPherson struts.

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gamemodes?

>>162929131
Hell no

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r/8?

>>162929724
It's better to do cars in sessions with other players because it won't spawn AI enemies on sales missions. They can hurt your profit pretty bad. A real player can too, but it's highly unlikely a real player will bother you unless you're driving something slow.

>>162929724
works in solo public sessions, you can only sell 1 car at once though

aaaaAAAAH

SOMEONE DROP ME CASH

IM FED UP WITH GRINDING

reeeeEEEEE

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>>162929495
>>162929831

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The greatest

>>162916508
fuck off

>>162930256
my nigga

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It's a fly 12km episode.

I didn't know the warehouse had a cargo bob drop off animation, pretty neat.

Is there any draw backs to skipping the lower tier cars and just focusing on the top end?

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>>162930585
forgot pic

>>162930719
>draw backs
yeah, you have to wait like a minute tops in the loading screens

>>162930732
hell yeah. nice one

>>162930719
apparrently if you have shitty cars in your garage they dont repawn

>>162931069
If that isn't a good reason to collect all the shitty pokeymen I don't know what is.

>>162931191
solo meta is to fill your garage with shit then keep getting the high ends and selling them

>>162930256
first car best car

We need more Bollokan, Zirconium, Vulcar and Schyster cars!

>>162930256
>>162930732
the ruiner's one of the coolest cars in the game even with that shitty stock green window tint. you can do it up in lots of different ways and the handling is surprisingly cool every time i come back to it

>>162931324
>tfw my first car looked exactly like this
I'm not even ashamed desu

>>162930297
why?

>>162931389
>Schyster cars

no! noooo!

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>>162931452
forgot pic

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Here's the fancy drop off animation. It also keeps you outside mid air with the cargobob to fly to the office again if you want to save time.