/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

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>>162940458
Suggestions welcome

favourite server changed ip and died off
no will to play kf1 anymore
kf2 gives me headaches for some reason

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>Tripwire's idea of "easter eggs"

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>>162940608
Here's your inspiration.

>>162940608
Needs a black eye from the bullying.

Console commands for the gorefiend seem fucky.
When I try to display the health or something it doesn't recognize the name
When I spawn one, half the time I do get a gorefiend, and half the time I get a gorefast instead

>>162944923
they have a random chance of spawning depending on difficulty
it's something like 0.05% on normal but 0.45% on HoE

>>162941160
Up the FOV! My headaches were gone after I did that.

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>firebug joins
>give him a bunch of dosh
>buys a flamethrower

>>162948251
someone make a webm of rapid assault darts with medsmg

>>162948868
What is it no longer the only decent Firebug weapon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kldnpoxWQcA
So satisfying to watch

>>162949048
This is the way it basically works now: Microwave gun ground flame does more damage than any other ground flame by far, and you spread as much fire next to zeds as possible to stack a ton of damage up.

I've easily gotten top zed kills, and top zed killer with the new Microwave gun. The buff was deceptively overpowered.

>>162949048
Microwave destroys everything in beta

>>162949269
I mean top zeds, and top big zeds. It's a lot like old Splash where most of Firebug's power is shooting the floor.

>>162940458
>not "I'M DELICIOUS edition"

I wish that there was explosion impact damage outside of singleplayer. You can get max Gunslinger Rack em Up charges with one grenade pistol headshot.

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>just tried out the new map finally
>aesthetically nice since its not as dark as a cave
>same problem as blackforest where everything is wonky as fuck
>somehow managed to beat it with some pretty bad pubs
>not even an official map with a cheevo but its still on the list with things like outpost, biolabs, etc.
Why the fuck are they just wasting maps like this anyway? Its the same with Museum, they're not great maps and I get that, but its just the problem of making "content" and not even making it official to make the game look more plentiful.

>>162951880
It is official, the achievements just aren't up yet
>New Achievements are not set live yet

>>162951964
Now I feel dumb

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I look in the mirror
And what do I see?
Some kinda slacker
Looking back at me.

Ain't nothing lost
That can't be found,
And it's never too late
To change.

WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND
WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND
HERE IT COME NOW

Well I don't know
But I been told,
That a good update
Is good for your soul.

I'm coding a patch
I'm debugging it twice
It's never too late to change.

HERE IT COME NOW
WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND
WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND

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>People still saying Fat Cat use an aimbot

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>New update
>New map
>Firebug uncucked
>Cross-perk functionality
>Mace and Shield
>Still at 3,000~ players
Explain this shit

got this game few weeks ago on sale

about to play it for the first time

what is the BEST class

>>162953703
yes

>>162953703
no

>>162953703
Firebug is easily the best class

>>162953309
People were disappointed after release, and there were many refunds so you can expect new wave of players only after christmas sale

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I'm finishing up the complete Killer Instinct soundmod.

I've decided to replace the instrumentals of the Christian Metal to accommodate.
It'll be 27 tracks in total, from all 3 Seasons.

Furthermore, I intend to use the following tracks again in these specific placements:

>Main Menu = A Warrior's Journey
>Hans theme = Village Of Whispers
>Patty theme = Nocturne In Blood

If there are any objections to these placements, speak now or forever stay tuned.

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>Firebug gets released
>it's shit other than this one bug that 1% of the playerbase knows how to abuse
>gets patched into worthlessness

>Firebug gets patched
>it's shit other than this one bug that 1% of the playerbase knows how to abuse
>gets patched into worthlessness

>Firebug gets patched yet again
>it's shit other than this one bug that 1% of the playerbase knows how to abuse
>

Really toasts my almonds.

>>162953206
>caring about streamers or youtubers or whoever

>>162953309
it's in a beta faggot plus what >>162953847 said

What do we think of Mace and Shield? I like it

>>162959047
i'd like a slightly higher weapon FOV on it, and for them to remove the obnoxious red swing effect that obstructs your view

>>162959047
Personally I don't like it because Pulv and Evis have more damage, and also I can't see shit with it

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>yfw siren's damage now

>>162961187
Hoping that's a bug.

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>>162961187
>Health goes into the negatives

>>162961187
>>162961427
Working as intended, Sirens needed a serious buff

>>162961427
>>162961187
its totally a bug.
it's not even damage its straight up instakill

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>No image of Ana completely dominating a Clot and making him eat her pussy out.

>>162959047
I feel like I can't hit shit right in my face for some reason.

I like Katana better for trash, Zwei better for Scrakes, and Pulverizer better for FP. If it had the best parry and block percentage I'd love it.

Thank fuck for crossperk weapons. I never play firebug/medic/use the m16 or VLAD so it feels like they just straight up added like 7 completely new guns to the game.

I'd like to see sharpshooter get crossperk to single pistols/revolvers, and let gunslinger be in charge of duallies, though

>>162964892
Sharpie can crossperk the 1858s and .500s, but not the 1911s or Deagles though

>>162965514
I know.
I'd rather they only get the single pistols, including the 1911 and deagle, rather than just the dual revolvers.

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>can barely enjoy support or zerk anymore because they're close range classes and sirens will instakill anything within 5m of them

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>>162965626
>biolabs pub
>siren came around the corner as I was trying to clear the way
>scream took me down to fucking -20 health from 100
>tired and drunk calling bullshit on that
>team just laughed at me a bit for it
Nothing but shame

>>162966279
I feel you m8. There's like a 5% chance Siren scream criticals and kills you near instantly.

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>yfw one of the programmers made Siren OP to fuck all fireshitters he hates

>>162956923
Season 3 is meh. Just use Doom OST for the rest of the songs, and make Mick Gordon soundtrack.

Does Ground Fire even work with Microwave Gun?

shield bash on the bone crusher is fucking delicious

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>>162970658
>it affected at least two other innocent souls

>>162971000
That was the whole buff.

>>162972792
I don't know much of this game, but isn't Ground Fire that blue flame on the ground that does additional damage? But it's only visible with actual fire based weapon, what could Microwave Gun leave there, magnetic field?

>>162973029
the microwave gun has splash damage instead of ground fire, so it 'double dips' on damage

>>162973029
go microwave something for a couple hours and see
(it's also fire)

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>>162974039
Whats your problem weeb?

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>>162974039
Ah fuck you, leatherhead.

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>>162974410

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>tfw you crawler waifu will not come to you while you sleep and end this pain

>>162965626
just use the AA12 like you would any other gun, a single pellet decaps trash it works fine at 10-20m

>>162970751

Yeah well some guy was most displeased that I wasn't supplied with Season 3's OST when I did KF2 meets KI v1, so I'm bringing the full thing now.

Hell, the dummy was even upset that he didn't know how to rename tracks, so I'm including two folders, "Ready To Use" and "Custom", in case people want to switch tracks around.

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Hey /kfg/
The .500 Magnum fire rate is faster on Sharpshooter than on Gunslinger

>>162956923
>A warrior's journey
>Not the instinct
m80 cmon this is not gr80 b80

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>>162976738

>Shitters on the Steam forums crying that Gunslinger is fucked because SS can use Magnums now

You know it's amazing to read some of it.
Gunslinger enjoys some of the fastest movement speed of any perk, it enjoys weapons that trivialize trash as well as big guys, it enjoys a high skill ceiling and a fun playstyle, it enjoys a status as one of the top three perks in the game.
But then another perk gets a couple of pistols and suddenly none of that matters. How clueless can they be?


>>162976758

Yeah OK.

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how do you kill scrakes fast as a zerk

do i need to wait until smash?

>>162978658
try hitting the head you doof

>>162978989
I have done so

and all the weapons take like 8 hits to do it

>>162976738
how much faster

>>162979013
zwei decaps in like 2 or 3 with parry boost, same with evis

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hi. you're all shit

>>162976995
ss was better and GS is even less relevant now

>>162978658
4 pulv forward rmb headshos or 3 zwei forward rmb headshots to decap.
but you cant do that reliably because melee hitboxes are shit.
https://u.nya.is/grrnjf.mp4

evis 2shots scrakes and 3shots fp's but it's overpowered and boring

>>162979123
>4 pulv forward rmb headshos or 3 zwei forward rmb
I'm supposing that's with smash
right now it takes 8 pulv and 6-7 zwei at level 11 on a hard scrake

zerk levels up a LOT faster than the other perks though so I'll probably get to 20 in no time

>>162978658

>Purchase Evis
>Sawblade their heads

This concludes today's lesson.

>>162979454
evis is easily the most boring weapon in the game

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When emotes drop will we get Steampunk Foster's dance?

What the fuck is a Gorefiend

What happened while I was away?

>>162958362
>beta
for how fucking long is it now

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>>162979052
Before TWI tweaked the fire rate on the .500

>>162979123
POST YOUR FAT TITS

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PUT ANDERSON BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

>>162961187
Alpha clot rally stack on siren to make them OP.

I love this bug.

>>162982894
It's a special Gorefast with 2 blades.
It has twice as much body health and three times as much head health as a normal Gorefast.
It's faster than a normal Gorefast.
Its attacks deal very high damage and are essentially uninterruptible. They can't be parried and they can only be stopped by killing them.
They replace half of all Gorefasts spawned on HoE.

>>162986964
What

>>162987626
Did I stutter, fuckboy?

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>>162979123
git gud

does anyone have the level 25 p90 image?

>>162979123
whats that banging tune in the webm?

>>162987642
Yes you fucking did

>>162995769
;3

>>162956967
>fireBUG
working as intended :^)

>>162976738
I noticed that, but their recoil is fucking ridiculous with Sharp

>>162993762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xml9It_PP4&index=268&list=PLvf6bYtLtdbrsLduOPRvIiCgR4006oY8H

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>>163001541
nice

>>162992187
How often do you reliably 3 shot SCs? Because I'm of the same opinion that melee hitboxes are shit, and they tend to require not just horizontal accuracy on a vertical strike (putting the trace over the head), but an exact distance too. When I'm too close I hit their back. If I space it correctly I hit their head.

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>>162986109
Thank god I understand it now, and will be less confused when I suddenly pop.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481996396792.webm
Is that normal?

>>163003457
No

>>163003718
That's the M14 firing sound, right?

>>163002729
I don't play zerk enough to do that in real games, but the backhand attacks do the same as forward attacks iirc and they feel more accurate so it wouldn't be hard to get used to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yprUrGn9GtI

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>Gorefaster reuses some of Hans' animations
>It's just a bullet sponge with an unparryable high damage spin attack
>Also blocks like a motherfucker

Is there a worst class than the sharpshooter

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>tfw you drop a usb/crate

Is there any difference between blunt or slash damage ?

>>163004125
Commando, basically a much weaker sharpshooter

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Second time they add a Toy Master reference

>>163004125
Survivalist?
I mean, its WHOLE PURPOSE is made completely redundant because of crossperk functionality now. A Commando with a Medic AR will heal ever so slightly worse than a Survivalist with a healing build (and obviously much worse than a Medic, but that's besides the point) but will have much more damage and has all the specialized features like HP bar vision, revealing cloaked enemies, and zed time extensions, none of which Survivalist gets.
It was a shitty perk even before this update but now there's literally no reason to play it other than for the achievements and/or completionism or just wanting to gimp yourself.

Gunslinger is also pretty shit now since Sharpshooter gets 2 of his guns (not to mention he does more damage with them, albeit with far less mobility) and the freeze grenade can get some very quick and easy big zed kills.
Not to say Gunslinger is bad or has nothing going for him. He's still fast, has zed slowdown with headshots, and is still fun to play overall. It's just that he gets outclassed by most other perks.
The only things worse than Gunslinger is Survivalist for the aforementioned reasons and a Firebug's team. Firebug is decent/good again, but this also means your fire gets in the way of the aim of your teammates (assuming they are playing anything that actually requires aiming) and big zeds panicking after being lit on fire only makes it all the worse.

>>163004752
>(assuming they are playing anything that actually requires aiming)
What did he mean by this? Are you saying zerk doesn't need to aim?

>>163004919
If your perk is capable of headshotting and/or its effective range isn't <5 meters from a zed, your perk will be affected by Demolitions explosions (especially nuke going off in zed time) and Firebug flames and panic afflictions.
Or in case I need to spell it out, perks that get fucked by Firebug and Demo, from most to least:
>Sharpshooter
>Gunslinger
>Commando
>SWAT
>Support
>Field Medic
>Survivalist (possibly)

The remaining 3 perks are effected the least in this order from least to most:
>Firebug
>Berserker
>Demolitions

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>>163004119
>trying to frantically parry this stupid motherfucker to no avail
Shows me for doing anything but slapping their head.

What's people's best new Sharpshooter build? I like Crossbow + Dual .500s with zero zoom/stationary skills. It's like Crossbow + M14, but with hand cannons.

>>163006379
>I like Crossbow + Dual .500s with zero zoom/stationary skills.
So you're playing a really shitty Gunslinger?

>>163006379
I hate the .500s on Sharp, they kill big guys in like 2 fewer bullets than GS but instead have a fuckton of recoil, you can't go fast and even though tact reload is not that important if you can reload cancel, I really dig the elite reloads on the revolvers

>>163006451
You can't stun a FP with the crossbow as GS.

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Why the fuck did they give the SS dual .500's? Ok one I can understand, bu dual?

Why not just get rid of the GS and make it official.

>mfw I have been leveling the shit out of a GS until today.

Welp, back to zerk and firebug I guess. Fuck Gunslingers.

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>1858's still not buffed
Theres no point to them when the 9mm pretty much does the job the same. I just want a cheap option to make crawlers and maybe gorefats fuck off while playing sharp

>>163009584
>>163009818
There needs to be more purpose to using singles of these weapons.

>>163009895
Single .500 has a home with medic

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Just did a game as Support with the medic shotgun, not very powerful feeling just from how medic weapons feel in general, but its actually pretty good nonetheless as it made quick work of things like sirens and bloats when needed.

Slots into the AA12/DBS duo and acts like how an M4 would feel, only with a mag reload and dart potential.

8/10, held back partially through being pricey and the slow dart rate compared to the medrifle or if a medic was rocking the gun.

>>163010292
how so

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Retarded question but I bought the game and I can't find how to create a listen server.

>>163011987
I haven't done the update yet, what can the medic use in addition of his perk guns now ? Please don't tell me nothing because this update may finally be the sweet release of being forced to use Fisher-Price looking guns with terrible recoil.
Also do "new" medic guns get a dart attachment ?

>>163015557
Nothing.

>>163015601
T-thanks

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>>163015557
>>163015601
>mfw medick was one my favourite perks in KF1 and it's now relegated to healslut tier with plastic guns that sound like a jammed printer

>>163014038
Good solo Fleshpound decapper if you can shoot straight

>>163016970
Better off just using the medic shotgun desu

>>163016970
I would really like to see that, how exactly does a Medic combo an FP?

>>163017712
Can't do it well enough for it to be a true combo, because you'll rage it, but it's a good tool for 3 weight without compromising a normal med loadout.
I think it's 11 headshots from 100% to decap with only .500 SW. If you squeeze in 2 DBS blasts, it's a single cylinder iirc

Anyone try the Trench Gun, or Nailgun on Support over the Medic Shotgun? They do a lot more damage per hit.

So no kf2 christmas event? wew

>>163019907
>Expecting an event after they said plenty of times there wouldn't be any until next year

>>163019907
They couldn't make 3 more Asian weapons for the Martial Artist. Do you think they could make 2 replacement boss models, 4 new clot models including alpha, 2 new gorefast models, a new bloat model, a new siren model, a new husk, 2 new crawler models (without wall climbing), and a Scrake/FP model?

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>>163015315
Boy do I have something to tell you

>>163020075
The only thing I expect from tripwire anymore is dissapointment.

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>Everyone can use medic's guns now
>Medic gets nothing

Should I be surprised ?

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>incendiary trench on support

>>163020535
Medic is still a god. It just makes the game more playable when you have none.

Not that it makes the game more fun for Medics.

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firebug is fucking retarded

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>>163021000
>Not even wave 10
Is that with the MWG?

>>163021208
yes, but only conservative use of it
after I took the screenshot someone else went firebug and since the start there were 2 survivalists stealing kills by also using caulk n burns
if it was any other map it probably wouldn't work as well though

fleshpounds die in about 80 MWG ammo worth of tapping, scrakes die in about 60

>>163021208
>>163021359
also we wiped on wave 8 because 3 scrakes came rushing in and my team bodyblocked me and I died
subsequently they died too
who would have thought

>>163020724
That's what bother me the most though. I just want fun guns to shoot and not feel like I'm gimping myself. Personally I don't find medic very fun right now even though it's a viable perk.

>>163021208
https://youtu.be/FIU8WZR9DNA?t=1m52s

Pewpew

>>163020531
Don't bring that fucking autism down on us you fuck. It'd be funny to see, but not here.

>>163020531
Wew. Is there any good reason this isn't in the game ?

>>163027386
Yes, Tripwire was too busy implementing zed resistances and microtransactions.

>>163003457

That really made me laugh for some reason.

>>163009584

>GS has move speed, REU, utility against all zeds and more
>But someone else got two pistol so now it all means nothing

Shut the fuck up.

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>>163021612
But what could be viable for medic bonuses? It gains no damage bonus outside the skill

Suppression Rounds or Ammo Vest for Swat lvl15 ?

>>163033127
Suppression rounds.
Even without ammo vest you can just go full auto all the time and not worry about running out once you have a full kit

>Close Combat Training: Increase damage with your 9mm pistol and knife 100%. You begin each game with dual 9mm pistols.

I'm an autist, does it increase bash damage ?

>>163034502
no

>>163034502
No. Only Berserker and Survivalist get increased bash damage since it's melee damage.

>>163034652
That reminds me

>can't have both melee damage and healing potency on Surv to be a Paladin

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the 40mm is far more useful to commando as an insta-stumble than as explosives

>>163031169
>muh movespeed
just kill everything before it can reach you, shitter

>utility
????
SS can stun, GS can do fuckall.

SS was already much better than gs last patch, get with the times loser

>>163036406
just magdump scar and kill it faster and with much less distance
or, i don't know, do your job and kill trash like you're supposed to

>>163036406
Okay, but why do that when you can just magdump an AK-12, Medic AR, or SCAR to achieve the exact same thing?

The M16 is neat to have on commando but it's still not good if only one of the weapon modes has perk bonuses on it, which is why it's arguably the only survivalist weapon there is.

But why the fuck would you play survivalist anyway?

>>163034652
Wrong, test with displayall kfpawn_zed<zedname> health

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Anybody with a GTX 1080/70/60 having bugsplat issues?

Every since the beta for the launch patch my games been crashing on me at completely random times. Sometimes I can finish a match and others I can't even finish a round.

The crash log usually ends with multiple lines saying:
Log: Timed out while waiting for GPU to catch up. (500 ms)

Did a clean re-install of drivers and fully verified / un-installed the game numerous times.

>>163036741
Are you a fucking retard? It's not about git gud it's about the bonuses that gunslinger has over sharpshooter. Good luck killing everything before it can reach you on HOE faggot. Unlike sharpshooter, gunslinger can kill trash just as easily as big guys.

>>163019210
the trenchgun does a total of 244 damage per shot, compared to 140 from the SG and 300 from the DBS
They're super fun

>>163020195
martial artist never got past the 'idea' stage. They weren't gonna make anything anyway

It's probably for the best, because it's a silly idea for a class. Zerker is enough.

>>163043310
>martial artist never got past the 'idea' stage.

I don't think they just ahd the concept and did dick all with it.

I think there were models and weapons/perks etc coded, tested, but they just weren't able to find any use for it on a post-concept pre-development basis

Is the role of the Swat perk to clear trash and stun the big zeds ?

Headcanon: The Survivors keep some captured zeds as sex slaves to unwind with after a mission. The guys have a Stalker, and the girls have a Clot.

The Stalker is a completely and utterly mind-broken cumdumpster. She'll take it in any hole and will do it any way with the only complaints being some distorted thoughts about it in her head not being right once in a while. She's been knocked up multiple times and has had an equal amount of improvised abortions.

The Clot eats out Ana and Rae's pussies, but they also love dominating him, particularly Ana. She loves tying him up and humiliating him, to the point of licking his tears. Nipple torture is one of her favorite things to do to him. Sometimes, she just beats the shit out of the bastard, especially if the mission didn't go as expected. Like the Stalker, he's been mindbroken into accepting whatever Ana does to him, but his rage has been replaced with guilt and a vague sense of love.

That only one that doesn't participate in all of this is Alberts.

>>163044837

Uh huh.
I'm kinda busy watching for beasties.

>>163044837
what is wrong with you

>>163040815
>Unlike sharpshooter, gunslinger can kill trash just as easily as big guys.

>get m14
>take damage skills
???

So does everyone agree that sharpshooter should get single pistols?

>>163047443
single pistols are a waste of time if you're not taking them for a low weight supplement
duals or nothing

>>163045903

>Hold still and crouch for damage
>Compared to being able to run around at top speed and fire without recoil from the hip
????

so how exactly does double drop work? do i get a higher chance to get higher quality items or what

>>163050240
instead of every 24 hours, you get one drop every 12

enjoy the crates goy

>>163036406
Just stick to killing the rubbish

>>163050240
Double drop? did I miss an announcement from tw?

>>163051202
Double XP and drop rates this weekend
https://twitter.com/TripwireInt/status/809877639276199937

>>163051654
Oh nice. Guess I should go give it another go since I've only gotten one drop today. Thanks anon!

>>163040815
>get m14 for big guys
>get p90
>get deagle (optional)

woah killing trash is so hard.

>>163057327

>Lol the perk is just as good at killing trash when you use other off-perk weapons

Imagine that. Gold star, fuckwit.

>>163058568
it's better though. gs is totally useless now :')

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>Sold all Horzine early access weapons and armors
>Have them again in inventory

>>163061138
Congratulations on your new 6 cents anon

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>firebugs now end boss fights in under 30 seconds

>>163062574
It's honestly endearing how they keep fucking up Firebug

>>162958267
Kids are like that nowadays.

>>163061138

Gibson thanks you for stimulating the Zedconomy.

>>163032634
I don't even think people want anything fancy like that. Just non-shit looking and sounding guns to use on which medic bonuses apply.

>>163003457

That happened to me too, I think it has something to do with a player leaving the game

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS ____________

>>163076386
a good game

>>163076507

Well, be here when the Winter sales start and you might get what you want.

>>163077852
But I'd better buy not a dead game

>>163078639

If you're lucky, you might not have to buy anything.

>>163077852
Do we have a date yet ?

>>163079638

It kicks off on the 22nd.
I'm thinking of making a list over three days, deciding who the good boys and girls are, and then handing out presents on the 25th.
I can't afford to spend too much though, so I'll probably have to cap the total at about $200 or something.

>>163079706
buy 600 copies of bad rats

>>163080435

Yaaaaaaaaaaah.
No way.

So survivalist is a no class character that still gets XP for using class weapons?
He should be gone completely.

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>tfw only drop usb and crates

>>163089202
Tfw no key drops to open them.

>>163089493
For only 2.49$ you can have the key !!1

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>>163089493
All you need to do is open your wallet so I can get a small share of it.

why does this game take 10 minutes to start up?

>>163091774
All Tripwire games have slow as fuck first loading screen.

>bloat just double vomits and i go from 100 to 0

reeee

>>163092087
Why go near the bloat tho

>>163073471
Isnt there a way to change the audio of the medweapons? I already have the no neon skin so just making them sound less like lasers will make me settle

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>Play HoE Outpost
>Standard spot near trucks
>Got to wave 10
>Around 60 zeds left
>We get sandwiched from both sides by multiple Fleshpounds and Scrakes
>No biggy, we have a good time
>Suddenly Siren comes from the hill that we didn't notice
>Kills 4 guys in one scream
>Kills the 5th guy that was in panic mode and didn't know what the fuck was going on
>The last one tried kiting but raging Fleshpounds got to him

>>163093992
Fleshpounds auto raging regardless of line of sight was a mistake.

>>163095069
I think OSKO Siren is a bigger mistake.

>>163095078
>Bigguns banned again
>Blackspawn off ban
It's like a revolving door of stupid

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>Try to do Hillside with the beta
>Keep getting pushed back by Gorefiends that refuse to die and block 90% of the time

>>163095294
Have they confirmed the whole siren one scream kill was intentional? Seems to be a bug.

So, guys, what do you think of totally new and unique enemy - Gorefiend?

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>>163095631
>we have to design a new zed
>how about a gorefast with TWO BLADES ??
JUST

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>Husk's fireball makes the player deaf for a few seconds
>Siren's scream doesn't

>>163095794
>But we'll also make it block as soon as in enters line of sight, and that's on TOP of having three times the body HP, four times the head HP!
>And THEN we'll give it speed that outruns even zerks!
>And THEN we'll give it stupid spinning attacks that can't be blocked and do upwards of 70hp in damage!
>And THEN we'll make it so half of all Gorefasts become this super gorefast!

>>163095794
>we have to design a new zed
t. Killing Floor Mod team in 2006
Now all they need to do is introduce the Gunpound and they'll actually need to come up with a new idea.
I mean there's still the Super Bloat but that's a horrible idea and it's basically just a boss version of the Bloat. So that leaves The Pit as the only new idea.

>>163020549
Reminds me of Fire Bullets from Crimsonland.
Damn it's good.

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>>163095794
Honestly, I don't trust them with anything more ambitious at this point. They can't even keep a basic formula straight, so asking for creativity seems like a guaranteed catastrophe.

>>163096536
Harpoon Scrake will come first.

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>>163095794
>not a gorefast with TWO BREASTS

>>163096620
Hey, at least they didn't make a shitty L4D enemy that grabs you and require a teammate to save you. Yet

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>>163092220
To intelligent to play a mid-long range class

>>163097030
Introducing: the Ultra Cyst!

>>163097030
Please no

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>yfw new zed is a scrake with 2 chainsaws and can vomit

>>163097379
>yfw the next Zed is an albino crawler that flies

>>163095606
>>163095294
It's confirmed a bug.
The alpha clot's enraging thing stacks on sirens apparently.

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>>163097480
>husk with a jet pack

>>163095794
to be fair they had pretty much everything covered in KF1. There's nothing they could really add other than variants and bosses.

>>163097657
Figures it's the white zeds fault.

>invinsible siren with two heads

>>163097695
That'd be pretty cool desu

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>>163097695

>Invisible scrake

>Fleshpound that can't take damage unless you shoot it in the back

An alpha clot with swat shield. It lowers the shield to give you a shot at its head when it goes to buff other zeds.

>>163098220
Cool sure, but god help you of you're a zerk or something where they can fly out your range

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>>163098608
What if they add an Archvile style Zed that revives other Zeds

A green crawler that explodes with enough force to blow up a tank, or one hit kill a player.

>>163100896
A Crawler that when killed will release gas covering the whole map.

>>163101384
It's a more potent gas that outdamages skirmisher healing, so it makes the medic even more important.

>>163100896
A crawler that explodes into more crawlers.
There's a chance it explodes into more exploding crawlers
On HoE, that chance is 0.45

Scrakes that have an instant kill move with no frames that castrates you. You due for the rest of the game and can never respawn. They have a .7 chance of spawning.

When sprinting on the stairs there is now a 0.2 chance to stumble and fall down the stairs, 0.05 to snap your neck while falling

An alpha fleshpound that has a third pounder on his crotch. He has 8 times the body health and 4 times the head health and no longer takes extra damage from explosions. He moves twice the speed if the fastest zerker while angry and he insta-aggros. When enraged, he spins around like the tazmanian devil and does 80 HP damage a hit while hitting 6 times a second, there is no wind up for this ability like the patriarchs spin in kf1.

He has a .45 chance of spawning.

>>163103848
An Alpha Patriarch with a second rocket launcher on his other arm. He blocks his body with one, and shoots with the other when aimed at with an explosive weapon taking half damage globally no matter where he's hit.

He can spin in a circle shooting rockets out of one arm, and bullets out of the other dealing 5 damage per bullet, and 50 per rocket.

He has a .45 chance of spawning.

a crawler that has the ability to do the siren scream attack. It has the health of a double bladed gorefast.
spawn chance .45

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Who thought
>getting rid of the horror vibe
>PvP
>bullet sponges
>Albino zeds
>splitting up perks so weapon choice is shit(tier)
>including unused, PS4/Xbox assets for dat dere 40GB DL size
were good ideas

I was actually going to buy this game off of g2a tomorrow as a treat for finishing finals but this Siren and alpha zed shit seems like the worst.

Is it worth $13 bucks right now?

>>163106224
The siren bug is only in the beta branch, it'll probably be fixed before going live on the main game

>>163106224
>this Siren and alpha zed shit seems like the worst.
It's only in beta update build and will be fixed by the time final update lands
>Is it worth $13 bucks right now?
Yes.

>>163106379
>>163106408
I didn't know it was the beta build, thanks for the clarification.

>>162941909
>Tripwire's idea of ambient occlusion

Serious idea.

A mini boss zed that can only spawn once per game, less likely on lower difficulties, that will cover the whole map in fog. He spawns in random spot and doesn't move, forcing the team to look for him or stay for the rest of the wave with obscure view.

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>>163103848

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>>163108407
>more vision obscuring shit

>>163108635
The most important idea is making people move through the map. It might as well be a type of Summoner that will constantly spawn zed as long as he's alive.

>>163108407
>serious idea
>meme zed and gimmick

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>>163108635
>just a few updates ago
>alpha crawlers spawn by the dozens and leave clouds stacking on top of each other lasting for 10 seconds
>medic farts shake your screen like no tomorrow
>medic farts spray particle effects everywhere
>nuke goes off and blocks your vision
>explosions go off and block your vision
>fire everywhere
>zeds being panicked from being set on fire
>and then zed time procs to make nearly all these particle effects opaque and glow even harder
>trying to extend zed time as commando or playing sharpshooter in general

an alpha slasher that has 4 times the head health and damage resistance on every other part of his body, and can leap tall buildings in a single bound
his ability is to jump high into the air and then smash into the ground with an unblockable attack that kills in one hit

he has a .45 chance of spawning

Is the double exp event even working? fired up my favorite farming map on singleplayer and the exp is 1x

>>163110397
oh wait don't tell me they forgot to activate it for the opt in beta

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Remove the AK-12 from the game and instead introduce the AK-74, a crossperk weapon between Commando and Zerker.

The AK-74's bullet do the same damage as the AK-12s and has the same fire rate. An attached Bayonet does about the same damage as the Zweihander but lacks a light attack (The gun does that instead)

Bash performs a stab
MMB performs a parry/block
LMB fires the gun
And RMB usually performs a smash attack but also has a 0.45 chance of aiming down the sights instead

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>Patty has something like 600hp left
>Only one firebug remains
>Keeps running from him even after he gets hit a few times
>Only shoots him 2 seconds before dying

>>163110740
I think it doesn't give you double xp in SP.

>>163108956
Or just bring back the huge maps from KF1 that forced you to at least get moving before the end of the wave if you wanted to get to the trader in time.

>>163111749
>I think it doesn't give you double xp in SP.
it always did

>>163110397
made 23k exp as swat in one match, so I think it is active. (opted in to the beta, too)

>>163110397
I think it's online only, not solo play

>>163111873
>>163111972
>>163112030
welp confirming it myself now that my ping is lower, too bad they made it online only, it's the first one that is

>>163111704
>Remove the AK-12 from the game
Never happening.

A bayonet crossperk rifle should, though. For comm and sharp.

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>>163095365

>Bigguns banned again
>It's real

Good. When is that chump gonna learn?

What I find from long observation is that Blackspawn, while consistently interrupting, at least seems to be genuinely intelligent.

Whereas Bigguns is a fucking retard.
You know the kind of guy who is desperate to appear smarter than he really is? The kind of guy who puts on an act like he know so much better than everyone else, but he slips every now and again, just enough for you to notice that he's actually an autist in smart man's clothing?
That's Bigguns.

Compare the real Bigguns to the persona Bigguns, you'll find the real one is twice as obnoxious and half as intelligent.

>>163111704
Can't say that sounds appealing. Just get rid of the stupid cco and all it a day. After the beta goes live I doubt we'll see commandos using scar and ak12 at all anyways.

I off-perk the AK-12 on Berserker because it's good at dealing with Husks, Sirens, Bloats, and other problem zeds at range
I off-perk the AK-12 on Support to snipe Husks and avoid wasting shells on single trash
I off-perk the AK-12 on Medic to back up my AR when it runs out of ammo
I off-perk the AK-12 on Demo to combo scrakes and clear trash that don't deserve a rocket
I off-perk the AK-12 on Firebug to deal with ranged threats, especially Sirens and Husks
I off-perk the AK-12 on Gunslinger with a Deagle because it looks cool
I off-perk the AK-12 on Sharpshooter because it's a good trash clearing complement to the M14
I always take the AK-12 on Survivalist because it deals with everything smaller than the big zeds I have big guns for
I off-perk the AK-12 on SWAT to kill Husks and that's it
I don't take the AK-12 as Commando because the Medic AR is there instead

>>163121657
Lest we forget the M4.
Or, rather, the Good4Nothing.

>>163121938
It's good on Survivalist.

>>163121657
Nice

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>>163121657

>>163121985
nothing is good on survivalist

I'm trying to get my server to update to the beta. is app_update 232130 -beta preview all I have to type in the steamcmd or am I missing something?

>>163121985
Only because the mistake of taking the m4 is overshadowed by the mistake of going surv.

>>163079706
I've been buying bundles all year, and so when the big day rolls around i'll be handing out keys like candy. Going on my fourth year of this and its one of the few things that gives me joy.

>>163126549

Damn, and I thought I was generous.
I know what you mean.
Maybe I'm mentally ill, but I can only have so much money before I start wanting to give back.
I've already spent over a grand on gifts this month, so I figure what's another couple of hundred.

What I want to do though is gift specific things.
Ask what's wanted, and distribute appropriately.

>>163127269
Unfortunately i'm a poorfag so i've gotta make do with what i can. But i like your style. Someone from /twg/ bought me kf2 last christmas after i'd given out a bunch of keys, was the best present i got.

>>163128197

I get that. I like to make life nicer for people every now and then.
A good video game might not pay someone's mortgage, or cure their illness or dispel their insecurities, but it can make their life a little more enjoyable.

I'm fairly comfortable right now, things are better than they might've been, but it wasn't always so.
No matter how good your life may be, there's always someone out there having a bad time.

You can't fix everything, but doing some good is better than none at all.

It's actually a relief that /kfg/ is so dead though. If the thread was as busy as /twg/ right now it would be a nightmare to figure out who deserves what. With a comfy dying thread like this, people will hopefully get what they want.

>>163128967
You do what you can with what you have, and you're doing great stuff anon.

Yeah, thankfully /twg/ was much slower last year without warhams around, but I usually put up a list of what I've got with my steam id and tell people to add me and ask for a game from the list. Then its first in best dressed.
Then whats left gets given away on /v/ in the same way. Fuck it's a hectic hour or two of faffing about though.

>>163130115

That's pretty good, but I don't like to reveal myself too soon. I just post an announcement, people reply with IDs and what they want. If it's only a few people then everybody gets something. If it's a tonne of people, then it's harder to choose. Generally I'll consider who came first and what I personally think of them judging by their profile. In order to prevent people from thinking I'm choosing based on which gifts will be cheapest to give, I'll probably have a flat guarantee of up to $40USD on every gift.

Am I the only SS player who would've preferred getting Deagles to Magnums?

I feel like twin Deagles would've been more useful against trash, I don't really need Magnums when I've got an M14 or Rail.

>>163130982
No, I feel the same. They seem the better "all-round" handguns which would benefit SS more than the all powerful magnums.

I am a fledgling Demo

Tell me how to use C4

>>163130982
why the fuck didn't they give all single pistols to SS, but duals don't get bonuses?

>>163131234
You don't

>>163131234
Ignore it. C4 is worthless.

>>163131234
Don't bother with it. It's nowhere as good as pipes were.

>SG500
>VLAD
>Trench
>Medic
>Boomstick
>AA12

Support has so many choices, now. Post loadouts.

AA12
Boomstick
AK-12

>>163132275
I like to roll with
M4
Boomstick
Trenchgun
Katana

Since some pub always rages a fp/sc and instead of chasing after him first it ends up trying to gut my ass, the katana became a vital survival tool for me.

>>163132275
I like to go AA12+DBS+trench+medpistol, or AA12+DBS+medshotty

For the early waves I usually go trench, then get a DBS as a sideone for screks and big crowds

>>163132809
It's better to use the DBS to shotgun jump out of range, than it is to parry with the katana.
Does huge damage and stumbles them anyway

>>163132984
Yeah I know that, but when your back is against the wall ( or a bunch of trash you won't get over with a jump) a parry gives you just enough of a breather to change the situation in your favor, atleast it did for me. Granted, you shouldn't end up in that situation to begin with, but with the chaotic nature of uncoordinated mates you often do end up like that.

Anyone got any good ideas for a weapon skin?
I'm thinking trenchgun or m16 or .500.

>>163131234
When you don't have enough money for rpg, buy it to kill flashpounds and a few nukes.

>>163133534
Does a trench gun with some sort of flame decals already exist in some form?

>>163133685
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/232090/Dragonsbreath%20%7C%20Dragonfire%20%7C%20Mint

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>>163133685
theres this

theres another one with fire on it

>>163133534
Stainless Steel trench gun

>>163131234
pass on it, unless you like sticking a bunch to patty at the end of a game and watching him blink like a christmas tree

>>163133534
Anime shit. There are a lot of people that will gobble that crap.

>>163134067
ew

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>>163134067
These garbage anime skins in the workshop really are cancerous to the eye.
There's no taste to them and they don't even try to make it fit with the gun or have the colors match.
The closest thing to a decent skin is the Kurumi crovel, and that's still pretty bad.

>>163131267

Sorry there you hardcore no-lifer
But KF2's new casu- I mean, consol- I mean, contemporary audience would've had considerable difficulty differentiating between buffed single pistols and normal dual pistols.

In order to minimize confusion, we just gave bonuses to everything. Have a nice day consumer.

t. Yoshiro

>>163135121

>Kurumi crovel
>pretty bad

You're not one of us.

>>163111704
>remove a gun to put the same gun back in
Stop this meme

>>163135393
It's pretty fucked up looking, because the guy who made it didn't bother to fill in the ridges on the shovel par

>>163135393
>has anime girls stapled on it for no reason when just coloring the crovel like the one she uses would have been plenty
>has the show's logo stapled on it for no reason
>solid colors that ignore what the rest of the weapon looks like
>no attempt to add texture, the gun just uses flat colors with no detail
>normal mask is the same
>spectral mask is the same
>covered in scratches for no reason

Pretty fucking shit my man.
Just because you love it doesn't make it good. It's a decent idea but executed terribly.

Is it better to use Microwave gun or Flamethrower?

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>>163136505

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>>163131234
They can be good as a Patriarch finisher.
>wait for him to shoot someone else
>throw all your C4 at him, they stick
>don't detonate yet
>rocket him until he gets away, running to heal
>blast three of the C4s
>wait three seconds for the stack resistance to reset
>blast the rest
>pat btfo

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>>163111704
Anton has a voice line in the sdk.
>haenel's finest indeed!
They're probably planning to yank a Mkb42(H) from hans for players to use, and that can be the bayoneted assault rifle.

>page 10

>page 1

>page 404

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>ded thread

>>163151774
hi will you marry me

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>>163153421
_no!

Letting it die tbqh

>>163157283
Stay put you div

>>163158979

No chance, pal.