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HOLY SHIT BLIZZARD JUST GIVE ME THE TRACER SKIN

Sex with widowmaker

I wanna pump that girls rump bad

>no limits
>pick symmetra
>someone else also picks symmetra
>50 health + 300 shield
>can 1v2 roadhog and Dva
get fukt tankbabbies

>>162881520
>falling for lootboxes again
I really think blizzdrones have brain problems.

>>162881520
JOKES ON YOU, I GOT IT ON DAY ONE

>>162881175
What the duck is up with the bottom of the OP, can future OPers just remove that please?

>Get complimented
>Say I carry
>Add those people
>P-Pls respond
How

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Can someone explain to me the appeal of D.Va. I understand that she is cute but she has no personality other then "le cute gamer grill xDD"

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>>162881846
I want to bury my face in the blueberry's cheeks.

If you can't appreciate what a masterclass troll it would be to have Reaper turn out to be gay, knowing full well the kind of people who play Reaper, I don't even know what to say to you.

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>>162881175
BEST MAN IS HAVING HIS DAY, SUCK IT JACK MORRISON.

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/ll/

Buff to Mercy when

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Shameless repost because new thread

As a long time Hog player, what if Roadhog's hook had a very visible 'startup' where he spins the chain around before throwing it kinda like Birdie in SFV? Could be held, but his movement and turn speed is lowered while holding it, and he can't fire/heal during it. Cannot be canceled

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I love Hana.

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>playing comp
>our rein, while attempting to say "I need healing", instead emotes in front of the entire enemy team at a choke
>literally standing there flexing like a retard before they put him down

>>162884161
I only see downsides.

What was the initial reaction for widomaker stomping like?

>>162884253
It's just an idea, not a concrete thing. I play him a lot, and I definitely feel like, at least at non-high level play, his hook is too good, especially with how the hitbox works with corners

>>162884232
I quickly learned to use shortcut keys because of this kind of fuckups.
Must have been embarrassing.

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>Torbjörn: *laughs* Any chance you'd let me peek under the hood of your mech?
What did he mean by this?

WTF I LOST CONNECTION

Sombra's Peppermint skin is tied with American McCree as the best skin in the game.

>>162884427
juden

>>162884325
So the idea is that you can warn enemies that you're going to hook them so they can fuck off ?

Players staying within reach of hog when they aren't sure he's on his hook cooldown deserve to get caught and flakked.

t. gold shitter

>>162884468
It could use a little more white and green

>>162884161
I don't think that's necessary, it's not excruciatingly difficult to predict when a player will try to hook.

>>162884517
So I should stay off a 15m radius of roadhog?

Ok :)

>>162884591
Yes

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>>162884468
Repost because I need opinions.
i want to improve my Ana and i see very contrasted things in my stats. The fuck is up with all Anas average damage ? I'm too busy healing people to do some chip damage and i don't want to waste my grenade on enemeis.

>>162884335
I really couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. Even the enemy team waited a second as if to verify that what was happening was really, actually happening. Still the highlight of my week desu

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>>162884232
>somehow Rein is at fault
>not the stupid healslut for not keeping him maxed all the time and forcing him to use the i need healing

>>162884591
1) stay the fuck away from him
2) if you see him mess up a hook go and punish him for it
3) rinse repeat
4) do not over-extend while trying to do this (unless you're sombra or tracer, and your stuff's not on CD)

I'll have enough for a gold weapon at the end of this season. I usually play Lucio or Mercy, but I don't think it'll look that good on either.

I'd go for Soldier 76, but I'm a "fill in the blanks" kinda guy, so I rarely DPS. What do?

>>162881520
better buy some crates with your hannykah cash goy

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>>162884276
A lot of pants tightening sounds was heard simultaneously around the world on Tuesday.

>>162881175
>buy mistletoe mercy yesterday
>get it from a chest tonight
Swear to god this game is taunting me now.
When I want something, I never get it.
Yet when I buy it because of what happened during Halloween, it gives it to me.

>>162884716
Okay. Now what about when Hog is in a spot where you have to be within 15m of him to hit him

>>162884591
Bad wording, i'll admit.
If you're in front of a hog and you don't know if he's on cd, you stay safe behind a shield or you strafe more.

The number of reckless squishies trying too hard and wandering left or right of Rein's shield or ignoring my sound cues behind them is astonishing in low skill comp.

>ana can't manage to outheal a zen who was playing a dps hero for half a round
>tell her to switch to another healer if she's shit with ana
>w-well why don't you spend less time flaming me and more time playing the game

>>162884161
No, that would render his hook completely telegraphed an useless. All he needs is a much smaller hitbox so that it takes more skill to properly hook a target.

At the moment, the hook actually registers a hit before the projectile reaches it's target, which is why its so wonky. It's basically a hitscan weapon with the hitbox the size of a projectile. Choices here are to either make the projectile match it's animation or to make the hitbox much much smaller.

>>162884791
>not waiting until the end of the last day to buy any you haven't found
You have only yourself to blame

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>>162884849
See step 2) and 4)

Tracer and Sombra are great, as long as your entire clip goes into his piggy face.

Reaper, to a lesser extent helps, but you have to be overly cautious.

>>162884849
Switch heroes.

>>162884849
You don't hit him, you wait for your team and you fuck off
This isn't cod where every encounter is a mandatory duel.

>>162884979
So the entire game plan hinges entirely on the hog missing

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>>162882380
Comp is frustrating sometimes.
People pick obviously bad classes for the map and mode, don't want to work together, take dumb routes like the bridge on the china tower and then get all killed by a pharah knockback, don't take out obvious targets like healers and sentries. It's frustrating playing mainly if you're soloQing.

There would be a lot less salt if everyone was putting their heart into the match and we all seen matches that drag on forever and both teams can say a honest "gg", but instead most of a small team/soloQer losses are due the sheer amount of selfish people playing this game.
Raging in chat is bad but can't deny it's understandable sometimes.

Tell me /owg/, what platform do you play on and what is your SR? I'm genuinely curious to see how some you do in comp.

>>162885008
Yeah. If he's a god with the hook? Go McCree or Widow, and hope to god his friends don't fuck you up.

Hey guys I main Doomfist, AMA if you need tips

>>162884716
So you're relying on them to be a shitter
Ok :)

>>162885008
Or y'know, on winning the team fight.

>>162884379
he's a pervert you dumb fuck

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>>162881520

Why would you use a silly meme skin when Slipstream exists?

>>162885117
Exactly. Hope you're not a shitter, anon.

>>162885116
Send me some nudes

>>162876781 (You)
Update: Gold damage as Hog, 22000, 63% hook accuracy.
we lost because the D.Va killed herself
What is this hell I find myself in

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mccree seems like a shit hero, how do we fix him?
how is anyone supposed to hit shit with this?
the reticle is specifically designed to make the player miss by a hair
can i get a custom reticle?
he needs some kind of mobility or evasion, the roll is shit, dogshit.

am i wrong here or what?

>>162885116
Do I need to use Old Spice to play my best with Doomfist?
>>162885093
>under 15m
>McCree and Widow

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>pick dps
>healers barely heal anyone
>pick healer
>dps barely hit anything
>pick Ana
>become a god and decide who lives and who dies

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So these will unlock in 3 days? Or how does this work? Please respond

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>>162884379

>>162885175
>Implying gold damage is any good

Is there a new hack going around?

So many widow gods lately

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>tfw damage medal with 13k damage as Sym

>>162885207
Oh. Thought you mean outside his range. So, if you can't hit him as Tracer, Sombra, or Reaper in his range, you're FUBAR, my son.

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>Reaper to Ana: I shouldn't be surprised you took his side

What did he mean by this?

>>162885264
it's called having good reflexes

>>162885236
you start over in three days
the chest limit resets

>>162885236
>>162885236
>>162885236
anyone?

>>162884891
Then you don't get the shit you want to wear during the appropriate time

>>162885294
That she's surprised Reaper took his side even though she could have predicted it.

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>>162885294
He's upset nobody joins him in arguments. He gets bullied. Alot.

>>162885376
>she
What did anon mean by this

>>162885202
>am i wrong here or what?
Yes. Before soldier got overbuffed, Mccree was the go-to DPS. You just need to get better with your aim. I wish the roll had i-frames, but it still has it's uses, like reloading in a firefight or dodging a large attack like Hanza's ult, or just barely getting out of Mei's ult.

>>162885236
It's a weekly "quest", you get all 9 wins each week for 3 free boxes, after the timer runs out you get 9 more wins for 3 more and you do it every week.

>>162885236
You can get the boxes now. After that, you have to wait until it resets to earn more.

>>162885319
what do you mean it resets? so if I play more arcade I'll get more right now? (since I only have 4 out of 9)
right?

>>162885330
>Asks a stupid question, barely understandable
>One (1) minute later angrily demands an answer
It's like i'm in /r/ !

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>>162884379
Torb to Symmetra: (laughs) there is something on your dress.

Isn't that an old trick to lift a girls skirt up?

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>Attack on Route 66 (da nana na na, na nana na na)
>I'm Zarya
>team is good, get to the first checkpoint, but I'm struggling as the lone tank to handle the opposing firepower
>someone switches to Reinhardt
>we weave an intricate dance of tanking, covering each others' backs, bubbling him when he flamestrikes or charges
>walk through the enemy team to the goal
>right at the end a Mei tries to freeze the team, I bubble myself and Rein and we escape the blizzard and roflstomp her
>victory

It's like these two were made to tank together. Also did a perfectly-choreographed Graviton Surge + Rocket Barrage with our Pharah, total team wipe.

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>lose because of people with network issues on your team
>enemy team: "gg"

>>162885415
do you have a bigger version of that pic?

>>162885442
kys blizzdrone
>>162885430
thanks. finally a good answer

>>162885431
Yes. But once you have 9 wins, you only play for funsies. You won't get new boxes until the reset hits.

>>162885431
yes, each win will grant a chest. Up to 9 a week.
After you hit 9 chests you cant get anymore until the reset unless you level up.
Then it resets in a week or like 5 days

Anyone else having problems at loading screens? It just loops endlessly for me and another friend of mine.

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>>162885564
>yes, each win will grant a chest. Up to 9 a week.

>>162885461
Technomancer best skin

>>162885462
D.Va fucking me in the ass makes me miss the simple Zarya+Reinhardt combo
Although it was the only fucking combo there was, it's better than getting melted and hearing "Is this easy mode" after

>>162885264
Not sure, but I sure have been honing my WM skills through arcade. Because of the random hero 6v6, I've been playing plenty WM as a result. My sniping's a lot better compared to before.

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>D. Va
>attractive

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>>162885415
Nobody respects him either.

>Hey Gabe, can you please look after my daughter? Me and Jack have important things to fuck I mean do... make sure Fareeha stays out of trouble. She's 18 so make sure she stays away from alcohol.

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>>162885771
>Gabe's face when barely legal Pharah sits on his lap

>peopling tryharding in mystery heroes by killing themselves until they get the hero they want

Actually kill yourselves

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This is the second spray where Roadhog is in a speedo..

>>162885294
>Ana was his gal pal
>Ana was also Jack's gal pal
>Gabe is fighting with Jack
>Gabe wanted Jack to resign and give him Strike Commander with Jack as his second
>Jack wanted to be Strike commander with Gabe as his second
>Gabe thinks being second in command is an insult when he was the original commander
>So Ana reluctantly takes the position because there is no one else Jack can trust enough to fill the spot
>Ana thinks Gabe needs to come to some kind of compromise instead of demanding that Jack resign
>Ana thinks that Gabe is a brilliant strategist and combatant but terrible with people
>She knows Jack is a fantastic leader with amazing people skills
>Together they are a force to be reckoned with but they just can't come to an agreement on the commander situation
>She thinks Gabe is acting childish
>Gabe resents that and accuses her of taking sides

At least if it doesn't go that way it will be retarded.

Sombra buff fucking when

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>"I'm putting a rock in this one"

What the fuck Mei

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How are you guys liking the "Stay as a Team" feature after each match?

>>162885674
Funny thing is the opponents had a D. Va, but she wasn't all that great. Tried dropping a self-destruct on our heads, Rein shielded it and I bubbled myself and our Zenyatta as the others got the fuck out of Dodge when it blew. I chortled.

One problem I tend to have when fighting a D. Va is I'll handily destroy the mech but then Hana ends up killing he with her peashooter while I'm trying to fry her because my bubble's on cooldown and she somehow manages to get a bunch of headshots while running backwards and I'm janking back and forth.

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>>162885925
>Gabe why are you looking at me like that?

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>>162885945
bless blizzard
a shame artists don't draw him enough

>>162885674
Good thing d.va is in the new meta, fucking zarya shields are the most cancerous piece of every abilities on tank toolkit
>trying to finish someone
>zarya shields him
>playing hog trying to hook
>can't go through zarya shields
>trying to break rein shield
>zarya powers up if she shields rein
>1v1 with the bitch
>sorry time out gotta pop this bubble bullshit and if you shoot me i power up
>rein is weak to melee and flank attacks
>d.va is weak to melee and flank attacks
>winston and rein is weak to everything
>zarya pops the fucking shield and is immune to every shit in the game and powers up even when she takes a hammer in the fucking face

It's not even a mechanic that's hard to deal with, it's just annoying. It's such a mood killer to have to stop attacking because she pops the fucking shield.

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>be me
>play on xbone
>dorado
>attack
>3stack on my team
>go zarya
>guy in stack picks lucio
>another zen
>fuck yes
>guy de-picks lucio
>goes rein
>guy that picked dva goes mercy
>what a surprise, they're awful
>hardly make it past the first choke
>have gold 3k+ damage and 5 gold elims
>1 minute gold contesting time
>defense
>one guy disconnects
>only one to contest
>steamrolled
>mercy main spams thanks as we lose
>report
>their fucking profile picture is a woman
>mfw

>>162885461
All of those public defecation memes ruined Indian women for me

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>>162886056
>>162885925
>>162885771
>Gabe is shakily drinking a glass of tea
>18 year old Pharah drops a plate of junk food
>"Woops!"
>Bends over in sport shorts while Gabe stares at the t.v as hard as he can
>DiosMio.jpg

"I need damage/kills!" voice command so healers can spam it to underperforming DPS players

fucking when

>>162885960
But anon, this is Blizzard.

>>162886063
That's her entire fucking thing, you idiot, stop being mad that people use a character how she's intended to be used. You've also got, what, eight seconds between bubbles to kill her and if she isn't powered up she's next to useless for dealing damage. Bubbles also only last two seconds at most and if she's under heavy fire it won't even last half a second.

>>162885945
how the fuck is Junkrat's drink not spilling

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>Post yfw you're the Last Mei Standing

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>>162886298

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>>162886298

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>>162886298

>>162885990
It's enjoyable.

>>162885982
Asian girls are unbelievably cruel. Asians in general really, but ESPECIALLY the chinese.

Theres a traditional feast that the rural villages still partake in where they tie a donkey (or horse, cant remember) to a post, bind a leg so that it sticks out, shave it, and then pour boiling water on it until the leg has been cooked while the beast is still alive and dig in.

>>162886264
Through the magic of bad art.

>>162886447
torb strikes again

>4 of my teammates go dps and refuse to switch
>these people are all fucking gold
Matchmaking sure is great.

>>162886264
It's frozen

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>>162886221
>Wow Pharah is actually great personality wise, she isn't as cunty as Ana is.. no no I can't go after her! Ana would kill me!

>>162885945
To be honest, given the shape of his pelvis and legs, it's kind of hard to imagine him in swim trunks without looking ridiculous.

>>162886473
Do you have a wikipedia page about that? There was a Chinese method of execution not even Caligula imagined.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingchi

I wish we could see other player's stat so we can weed out who really is throwing the game

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>>162886298

>>162881520
I pulled four of them. I wish I could've given one to you.

>>162885945
>"I'll hook them..."
>"...and I'll cook them!"

I like that their relationship is becoming an actual friendship now.

>>162886609
We can tho.

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>>162886221

>>162886658
Without any actual story to show that progression. Great job blizz

>>162885486
I hate people who unironically say gg on a stomp. I mean I don't know how I know its not sarcastic but it doesn't feel that way.

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>tfw to intelligent too be useful in competitive

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>>162886560
>Pharah is acting sweet to Gabe
>Gabe has to pretend to not be interested
>Pharah takes this as a cue to be even more sweet to Gabe
>Gabe takes a nap and wakes up covered in a blanket
>Pharah has coffee for him before he can even ask
>Pharah gives him a kiss on the cheek for saying thank you, finally
>Gabe's internal struggle causes salsa to fall out of his 5.11s

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>>162886687

>Open loot box
>20c of dupes and a holiday player icon

I just want a holiday skin pls

>>162886832
While the rest turn to each other and awkwardly laugh.

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>haven't played in months because finals
>don't know all the new meta and stuff
>need to do placements
>usually main Zarya
>just been playing Lucio because he's easy to play and still impactful

>>162886737
I don't know, it seemed like they were on okay terms in Going Legit. It's still I ncongruent with Roadhog's responses to him in-game before now, but I think most people just assumed that he was always sort of grudgingly accepting of Junkrat's friendship.

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How to make bastion not suck anymore:

- self healing no longer interrupted by damage, reduces heal rate to 17.5 per second for next 1.2 seconds without taking damage

- can move at half speed while healing self in recon mode

- halves time for ultimate start animation

Now has options to tank a little, recon mode isn't useless, and ultimately is more viable without extensive support

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>>162886687
Would Jack be tempted by 18 year old Fareeha?

>>162886886
I wish Lucio was better healer. He can't do damage. All he has is speed and soundbarrier that takes longer to build up than damage ults.

>>162886680
You can see your teammates stat? How?

>>162884786
>Under_the_Mistletoe
More like under the mistress toes am I right haha

>>162886925
Or they could bring back his shield

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>I've seen worse. You're going to live.
>I don't

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>Our dva complains non stop about how fucking shit zen is and that hes the only good player
>Tell him to shut the fuck up
>"UM IM 4 GOLDS LOL SO IM OBVIOUSLY DOING THE BEST OUT OF EVERYONE FUCKING SCRUBS."

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>>162886810
>" I mean Julius Caesar was in his 50s when he banged Cleopatra who was only 19.. no no it wouldn't work Gabe don't be stupid! Would it? Ana doesn't have to know about it right? I am in charge of BlackWatch it's not like I cover up war crimes all the time from that candy-ass Jack. if Ana does find out its not like she would track me down to the ends of the earth.. right?"

How to git gud with genji?

>every one of my placement matches has had a Top 500 on the other team
I-I thought they didn't do that anymore

>>162887335
>become temporarily invincible with your deflect skill
>dodge any attacks with your double jump, wall climb, and huge as fuck dash
>remember you have what is probably the strongest ultimate in the game

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(i) love, dva!

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>>162886540
everyone has to deal with unwinnable matches
if you're good you'll manage to get a 60% winrate and that will be enough to reach higher ranks

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Why do all the shitty french canadians come out at night? Literally the scum of the earth.

>>162887428
>eugene no karate
>more powerful than widowmaker's literal wallhack

>tard who spent half the fucking overtime as torb spams thanks when we lose
>check his xbone profile
>nothing but fucking torb potgs
>check ow profile
>50 hours on torb
KYS you cuck encouraging shit

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>>162887328
>Gabe has been scribbling down his thoughts on a little note pad
>Gets frustraited and goes to their kitchen to root around for some candy to distract himself
>Pharah just happens to walk by and see her name on the pad
>Half a pop tart still in her mouth, she picks up the little pad of paper and starts reading
>Gabe rounds the corner with a handful of m&ms and sees Pharah holding his note pad
>Freezes and a few of the little candies hit the floor with a clatter
>Pharah slowly looks over at him like pic related
>Tosses note pad on table and walks away
>IWANTTODIEDIEDIIIIEEEEE.jpg

>>162887523
>t. English Candian
Not so fast, leaf. To the outside world you're all as bad as each other

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>>162886925

Let's be honest. Does anyone actually WANT Bastion to be viable?

Thanks whoever encouraged me to start watching cowboy Bebop again, I got through six episodes before my coworkers came in yesterday morning. For most shit I got no problem with subs, but the English voice for spike is too comfy to not have this series dubbed for me.

>>162886925

Make him a boxing robot with super armor so it can duke it out with Reinhardt.

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>Play with friends
>They all suck
>Its always everyones fault but their own

This is suffering

>>162887709
Cute. Zarya is cute!

>>162887709
HNNG PLEASE MORE

>>162887664
None of the anti-fun heroes should be viable. It wasn't the community complaining about Symmetra or Torb being useless it was Blizzard reacting to their low pick rates because BLIZZARD wants everyone to be viable.

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>>162886298

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>>162887741
i can be your non-shitty non-friend. I hate my friends too!

>>162887741
>"This game takes no skill at all"
>Gets killed repeatedly and playing stupid
>"Wtf is our team doing they're all retards"
>Tell him to switch so we can deal with enemy comp
>incoherent screaming

I don't play with that guy anymore and my games have never been better. Never play with CS babbies.

>>162886925
Lower the amount of time needed to transform and fix Genji's deflect hitbox. Genji is already retard strong and the oversized hitbox is retarded as fuck. Lowering the time needed for Bastion to change forms will let him escape easier if widow or pharah hits him.

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>>162887651
>"Ohhhhh shit it's over for me! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I have two options here kill myself now or kill myself later.. where is that damn ingrate where I need him.. maybe I can blame it on him.. no fuck I put my own name in the notes! Why do I refer to myself in third person Gabe?"

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Will Reyes EVER get that pesky zipper fixed?
Jack is such a good friend for always volunteering to fix it!

>>162886601
he'd probably have been more than happy to use it though

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>>162887307

>d.va spams at everyone getting assists off every frag the DPSs get
>shoots at reins shield for a while
>WOW I HAVE GOLD DAMAGE AND ELIMS CLEARLY I'M DOING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE

D.va players are cancer. Almost as bad as Junkrat mains.

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>>162888002
>Gabe's phone gets a text
>Its from Ana

>>162887307
They need to fix gold elims medal by adding a assist medal, killing someone with 1 hp shouldn't count as a elimination.

>>162887163
Do you think Sombra has ever blackmailed her into fucking dirty government old men?

>>162887968
>500 DPS
>should be able to escape death more easily
No. The only reason there is not a Bastion in every single game is because if you get enough shots on him before he sees you he will die. If he can suddenly run as soon as he takes damage, he'll get out the way, heal up, and set up somewhere else. It'll be like a Widow Maker with a self heal and ridiculous DPS

>>162888074
At least d.va players actually finish off people.

>>162887664
No, Bastion is only good against retards or as a surprise, he doesn't need to be viable in every situation.

I doubt there are Bastion mains crying about him needing buffs because I doubt anyone actually mains him.

>>162887653
I'm American. French Canadians are just fucking scum.

Is there anyone in this game more annoying than the fucking level 800ish people who pretend like they're incredible pro Overwatch players and are only capable of speaking condescendingly but really they're just a silver with shit picks calling out incredibly obvious bullshit like an E3 game demo.

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>>162888014
I feel like Jack was at one point Reyes apprentice but then he ended up besting his master. I feel like Reyes is a control freak and he can't be friends with anyone unless he is in control which explains why he got Mccree soon after he got BlackWatch.

>>162888141
her contract already dictates she has to

>>162885294

Ana was Morrison's beard.

So how will Symmetra impact the meta? Will we see her used to her fullest potential this weekend?

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Tracer has something that makes me want to impregnate her, for real guys, I don't want simple sex, I want her to know that I'm taking her, I'm conquering her womb and putting my superior seed inside her in order to make new human beings.

I'm sure about rising our child together but I'd still do it, I'm sure her family would help her with her single motherhood

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Hana is sad because she didnt get any skins

How would you cheer her up?

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>>162888116
>Gabe gets a pic like this from Ana
>Oh no! I meant to send that to Jack.. for health purposes..

>>162888314
She isn't real

>>162888324
Give her a skin.

>>162888314
Ii was all fine until you not wanting to take responsibility

Fucking nigger

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>These Symm changes
Proof that Blizzard doesn't know SHIT about video games. Get ready for the tank meta to become even worse. I'd say this will be the most boring season ever for Overwatch but I'm sure next season Blizzard will find some way to surpass themselves yet again.

>>162888398
why tho?

>>162888324
Nope, fuck that bitch.

>>162887035
click the small icon beside their name on the character selection screen, click "View stats" or something of that nature. Voila

>>162888374
???

are there still no Sombra character interactions in the game?

>>162888514
There are.

>>162888208

It's true, D.Va is actually good, unlike Junkrat, but spam heroes are always the ones to whine "muh medals".

>>162888514
I heard one between her and Mcree yesterday

>>162881520
>/owg/ thread
>first post is rage, anger, despair, frustration

sums up overwatch pretty gud

>>162888402
who says her rework was targeted towards solving the tank meta? this shit was planned since like october.

all they have to do to end the tank meta is nerf ana

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>>162888514
There is. I think it's just in PTR though. I heard a new one between Mccree and Soldier 76 that goes something like this

>Mccree: you look like the kind of guy that would be interested in cowboy movies
>Soldier 76: I thought I was until I met you

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>>162888363
>No one will ever see that again.

>>162888514

The reason you're not hearing any is because nobody plays her.

>>162888402
but anon, the range increase shouldnt matter cause she's never in the frontlines :^)

pat pat pat

>>162888324
Smack her and tell her to get over it.

>>162888402
>Blizzard makes more balance changes
>Meta becomes 5 tanks + Ana
>Blizzard "the problem isn't us, it's you"

>>162887764
>zarya emote where she hugs the teddybear

I just realized something
I have ridiculously good aim according to my stats on just about every hero yet I'm still in gold/platinum
what am I doing wrong

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>>162888769
I just got a POTG on anubis A where I killed zen, hanzo, widow and mercy within five seconds. God I love this hero.

Now if they gave her non stereotypical skins

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>Winter Mystery
>First team to get 3 tanks and a healer wins

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

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>>162888829
it's not funny when it's true

Why does Zarya break the little robot toy, i dont get it

>>162888692
Wow, Soldier 76 is such a bully.

>>162888854
You're playing Winston.

>>162888939
she hates omnics

>>162887523
As a Canadian I agree Quebec is the 2nd worst province. The first being Alberta.

>>162888982
She hates robuts

Especially bastion

>>162888946
i actually had a junkrat ask why i was focusing on him a lot as rein
he just happened to always be the closest thing i could swing my hammer at lol, hell earthshattered and someone only got him. he was cool about it though and in all honesty it wasnt intentional

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>start comp match with an afk
>enemy captures first point in 1 minute
>player gets kicked out and the match is canceled
>enemy team rages

>>162888363
I need that without the censor, though i doubt it exists.
>>162888946
Naw, its just bantz.
If he was a bully he would have insulted mcree directly or said in some sense that mcree isn't a real cowboy.

Is Blizzard regretting that Doomfist (another tank) is their next hero?

This Mei arcade is one of the worst things ever created

>>162889092
Pat pat pat

>>162889091

The Tank and Support categories currently have the least heroes, so it would make sense to add more.

Besides, who's to say that Doomfist is a tank, or even the next hero?

>>162888258
>Jack gets into the SEP
>Gabe is a senior officer and the top of military records during training
>Jack starts to muscle in on his tops spots
>Gabe has a small posse that hangs on his every word
>he is like the school bully talking about picking on the weak and only the best survive out in the battlefield
>Jack wants to knock him down a peg
>he finally beats one of his records
>Gabe threatens Jack
>instead of backing off Jack tells him to come at him
>the two of them battle constantly, well after training is over, even into the night, trying to best the others record
>this forces coordinate instructors to watch over them in order to record their results
>then they get into several fist fight altercations
>Gabe is so absorbed in beating Jack that he even shoves his posse aside

>after the 3rd time being sent to the infirmity Jack and Gabe are called into the lieutenant commander's office
>since real battle routines are beginning he assigns them as partners
>if they don't start working together they'll get each other killed

>>162889091
I wonder if they're going to sloppily turn him into an anti-tank character instead to try to fix the meta. Honestly with the resources they have, I'm kind of shocked they don't roll out new characters and patches a bit faster. Symmetra spent a month on the PTR for them to do absolutely nothing except roll her out earlier than anticipated with no other major changes.

Is Overwatch dying yet?

>>162888213
i main him.

would a fair trade off be that he can change forms much more quickly, but he cant self heal in sentry mode?

>>162889208
He's a massive black guy

>>162881175
wow reaper is hideous with his mask off

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Peppermint, Augmented or Los Muertos?

>Go tracer after unsuccesful push on Numbani attack because bad DPS are bad
>go after healers exclusively
>Get 43 elims, 12 deaths
>win 5-3 on Numbani
RIP Healer RIP team

>>162889396
repick

When's Liao

>Stomping in mystery heroes
>Enemy rolls 3 DVas
>They win

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>162889336

D.Va is a 19 year old Korean girl and yet is a tank. Just because we know or think we know a few things about the initial appearance of the character doesn't mean they'll land into the category we expect.

>>162889491
She's a 19 year old korean girl in a fucking mech

>>162889396
Peppermint
los muertos is literally the worst skin in the game

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>hold M1 + circle strafe
>receive POTG
Feels so good bros.

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>>162889396
I love this skin; it's so perfectly obnoxious. It's just nice and over the top.

However, Augmented is SO COOL compared to the others.

>>162889396
>Los Muertos
Neck yourself, Sugar's a better skin.

And go with Peppermint, even though that's what everyone else is using.

>>162889525

And Doomfist is a black guy with a gauntlet, he could be melee DPS for all we know.

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Anyone got cute Mei pics?

>>162889587
They should make him a support just to fuck with everyone desu

>>162889542
artist?

where is esports?

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>doing quite well on comp
>suddenly get matched with a Torbjorn main and a silver Genji who didn't even go find Symmetra's ults
>had to go Lucio because no one else went support

>>162889682
>watching competitve tf2

>>162889618
shut up fool

>>162889692
shut up fool

>>162889275
Is this your first Blizzard game in the past decade? They don't really support games with free patches anymore, they just put in barely enough effort to keep them alive.

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>>162889723

>>162889254
>In reality Jack had no animosity for Gabe
>to him all the competition was fun, friendly and gave him a reason to improve himself
>and in some strange way Gabe became accustomed to fighting him in order to better himself as well
>what most saw as toxic was actually a bond built in struggle and self-improvement

>they worked like clock-work on the battlefield
>Gabe had tactics, while Jack lead with resounding tenacity
>but they were still hot headed and got into arguments
>Jack would insist in running in or staying behind for civilians or fellow soldiers in need of back up
>Gabe assumed it was just because Jack is a glory hound
>in reality Jack felt had an urge to help others that spoke before his common sense did

>this leads to Jack being injured terribly
>Gabe drags him off the battlefield
>but comms are down
>Gabe stops the bleeding with what means he has but Jack need serious medical attention

>>162889481
>Getting mad in brawls

>>162889682

Tomorrow on twitch

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>QP match
>you are doing everything in your power to stop a push
>your zen only heals dva/rein
>everyone either moves out of, or over, your shield frisbee
>they run TO your shield as if it heals or gives more armor when they get closer
>somehow magically win the match
>5 man circle jerk begins
>"fuck you anon, its a team game, we all did good"
no, no you did not

>>162889667
@ETMecheall

>>162889692
wow you must be so skilled when you aren't forced to adapt to comps outside your reddit meta comfort zone.

>>162889254
>>162889752
You are the worst kind of faggots.

>>162889692
mercy is ugg

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>>162889682
>Esports

>>162889789
are we not supposed to know you are pomfer or something?

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>You receive a Penalty in competitive if you leave before Athena says "Victory"/"Defeat"

That's some serious bullshit, Blizzard.

>>162889757
>You're only allowed to complain in my gold star mode

>>162889886
half assed force of habit, last thing i want is to be seen as a tripfag, blogger...or enumbre tier , whoops. My point remains though

>>162889868
>Stop watching sc2 for years
>Immediatly recognize Greg 'IdrA QQ' Fields
It's the only time watching e-celebs have been funny and entertaining because of the sheer repressed anger you could see behind his otherwise lifeless eyes.

>>162889970
Nah, that's a fine little point to cut it off at.

The bullshit is you get it for leaving Arcade and QP matches, as if they fucking mattered at all.

>>162889692

>no healer
>goes not ana

well silver'd

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>>162890016
It was so entertaining wasnt it?

>>162889789
>playing Symmetra on anything but hybrid or 2CP

You could have gone second healer or second tank, but instead you wanted to meme the FOTM. Who's fault is it that you struggled so hard?

>>162890030

>Not fighting to the bitter end

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I really hope this Widow thing is the start of more really sexy unlocks. I still want a proper dancing Symmetra one where she shakes her perfect hips. Maybe one where the camera zooms on Tracer's ass, and she gets mad. And one for Pharah working out, where we can actually see her muscles. And of course, one where Mei takes off her coat, with plenty of jiggle physics.

>People actually asking for Symmetra in comp.

What a time to be alive.

>finally get a Christmas themed skin
>it's fucking Zarya

Would it have killed them to at least give her white hair or something? Shit.

>>162889970
And yet somehow people still have to suffer a loss (near guaranteed) when someone dc's early on

Fuck, at least give us a pause option or vote to concede to lose like 1/3 of possible rank

>>162889752
>Jack still has the energy to argue with Gabe about his reasoning for running into help
>Gabe keeps the argument up to keep Jack awake but he eventually gets absorbed into it
>they go back and forth
>Gabe claims Jack does it for attention
>Jack tells him he's not in it for the glory
>Strangely enough part of him believes it so he tells him a kind heart will get him killed
>and Jack claims that would be alright with him

>the argument intensifies now
>Gabe doesn't want Jack to die
>and Jack agrees laughing at the situation he's in
>they both come to an odd agreement

>as long as one of them is alive, the other will keep fighting
>neither are allowed to die before the other
>it was an agreement they subconsciously knew was impossible to keep but for some insane reason they were both determined to do their best to keep to it

>>162889970
Just wait for a bit more you babby.

>>162890030
>you get it for leaving Arcade and QP matches
Fine by me, it'd encourage bad behaviour and constant leavers, stopping any effort to do a team effort.

>>162890101
You gotta know when to Fold, cowboy. Only an idiot doesn't know he's lost.

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>>162889970

>Athena: "Final score 1-to-3"
>Me: "BUT WHO WON, ATHENA!?"
>an eternity later: DEFEAT
>Me: "OH THANK YOU, I HAD NO IDEA"

>>162889789
>playing the most cancerous fotm
>tryharding on QP
>playing symmetra instead of a 2nd healer

And that's why you're a silvershitter.

>play competitive
>Mercy walks in front of Reinhardt at choke and instantly dies
>complains about rein dropping his shield

I get that I'm not very good at this game but come on I'm not on the level of these idiots

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>>162890151
Im triggered by it every time.

>>162890136

There's no glory in retreat, no honor in surrender. You must make the enemy fight for every last inch.

Since everyone agrees that this even is shit, what are they gonna do next? Valentine's day maybe?

>>162889794
>Torbjorn on attack Volskaya

>>162889789
how did your pick synergize with the rest of the team? why did you stubbornly remain on symmetra after getting pushed twice when you would have been better off playing rein, winston, roadhog, or lucio? you got lucky that their comp was just as dumb as yours and that they probably made more mistakes than you and your team did in the long run.

>>162890108
Check em

What do I want more /owg/?
Sombra's skin, Reaper's skin, or Roadhog's skin?

I'd main Sombra if they they tightened her spread, I consistently get golds with her but she's unreliable for comp. Only hero I've considered getting a golden fun for. I hate all her skins except Augmented which I love. Not really a fan of her Chrsitmas skin but I want it because I collect skins for heroes I play

Don't play much of Reaper but I do fine with him. Have actually played him in comp when the situation calls for it. Hated his Halloween skin. Don't like most of his skins that much, but I love using his basic red recolour and playing as "Little Red Reaping Hood". His winter skin is pretty cool.

Roadhog is the tank I have most time on, he's easy to do well with but outside of comp I only ever use him if I'm feeling lazy or in a bad mood and I just want to make people rage. Use Stitched for him at the moment. Not a fan of his winter skin but it's not bad, I'd use it

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>>162890064
Yeah
High five !

I've always been jealous of SK casters because I'd love to see matches while they are screaming and cheering like spastics. All we had was artosis and the other fag

>One win from masters
>Lose in a stomp

Whats the quickest way to euthanize myself.

>>162890223
I ain't lookin' for glory and honour. That's a scrub's goal.

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>>162890136
And only a coward quits.

>>162890151
>An eternity
Vegetable, please

>>162890108
Rolling

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How can human men even compete?

>>162890165
>>162890078
>Anyone who plays Symmetra is a tryhard fotm sac-rider
>you have to treat QP as some quasi positioned game that you must do your absolute best while also "just enjoying a game"

wew. you guys are probably the same people that think CS:GO spray patterns are magically designed to only fuck you over, and that tinker is some uncounterable mega-hero in dota 2

>>162890282
What ARE you looking for?

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>>162890258

>>162890250
I haven't seen any good skins for Sombra or Roadhog, save Xmas. Reaper has some good ones though.

>>162890283
It's not quitting when there's no fight to be had. The contest is over, you are decreed the losers by fate and circumstance.

Let me out of QP when my team wants to fuck around and I want to have some decent warm up matches before Comp.

>>162890282

But to help your friends and to earn some glory, is it not why all good men fight?

>>162890250
reapers last 2 seasonal skins are pretty much the best he has, next to white mariachi

>>162890246

1st point
turret at choke behind rein
collect ult charge
sneak left
go behind
set up turret
contest point
ult
collect kills

2nd point:
turret on moving platform
time your push
get picks
win teamfight
collect your victory

>>162889791
tenk u

>>162890239

this is for you

>>162890448

Mccree just wanted to talk about cowboy movies, Jack. Why do you have to be such a bully ;_;
https://youtu.be/cbuYBqfs_30

>>162890486
>hogs all armor for himself
>builds turrets in the open and dies
Nah

>>162890376
>gomtv
>Reminds me of the mandatory crappy gom player

Is it a good idea to watch tournaments now ?

>>162890569
>it is possible for players to be bad therefore it is impossible for them their hero to be viable

oh boy this seems like a fun conversation

So apparently people get really mad when I play only Hanzo in competitive. They insist I play the game as they want me to.

It made me think: this is easy bait that would make for a great livestream. What do you guys think?

>>162890250
Of the three Reaper's skin is the nicest looking. Roadhog's is fine but after the holidays you'll look like a putz for using it, and Sombra is Sombra.

I don't care if McCree's is seasonal

It looks great outside of being Scrooge