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How do i get better with Genji?

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HANA DONG

Dva and Rien need nerfs.
Monkey needs buffs.
Roadhog needs a less wonky hook.
Ana needs nerfs.

I think this would balance tanks.

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>>162900002

>Symmetra Dev Update
[YouTube] Developer Update | Symmetra Redesign | Overwatch (embed) [Embed]

>D.va Comp Tips/Tricks/Pro-guide
[YouTube] Nerf This! (embed)

Do you even look at the post before sending it you dumbass?

>when your widowmaker is so bad she only has her ult up once per koth round

>>162900002
>(embed) [Embed]
>not even a working link

ya done fucked up

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Perhaps any kind anon could forward me a copy of overwatch ?


The battletag is neozeromus # 1128

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>Mercy ed
Is she the most desperate slut of 2016?

>>162900121
sent to your 4chan inbox ;)

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>throw snowball right as I leave spawn
>it kills someone
>both teams freak out
Kek

>>162900093
DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HANA YOU FUCK

>>162900121
stop being poor thanks

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I love Hana.

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>mfw Junkrat

>enemy using ults to protect a point they already lost

Getting potg doesn't mean you won guys, that means you bastion

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>>162900158
Oh snap i forgot to activate my gold membership

>>162900184
please no bully i just want to play as this gorgeous german doctor

>>162900180

>Winston but tankier and more lethal with a better ult

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I love you guys.

>>162900146
>Worst support
>Worst girl

Why is she still in the game?

>>162900146
>you will never impregnate desperate lonely mercy who wants a child

Why live

>>162900180
she is boring cancer that makes the fun heroes either annoying to play or straight up useless

>>162900146
I wouldn't mind that pose were it not for the freakish glassy look in her eyes. She looks too desperate.

>>162900002
Nth for diversity is code for anti-white

>>162900239
D.Va ult is shittiest in the game tho.

>>162900279
we get it, there are too many niggers. I play games to get away from politics so fuck off, sjws can fuck off too. Go to /b/ or /pol/ if you want to argue

>>162900294
No ult is shittier than Winston's ult

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>potm is me looking at my dead team and the enemy team is teabagging and emoting
>"hello!"
>swoop in and get a 5 man rez
>spray "oops"
>"fuck you mercy" in chat

>>162900239
Winston is weak because his barrier is garbage. and he doesn't require aim at all, 60 consistent dps is better than D.va 120 dps with spread and fallout damage

and believe it or not, Primal rage's kill average is higher that D.va's ultimate. anyone with half a brain can hide behind a wall.

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Your guy Jeff here. How are you liking our new symmetra buffs?

>>162900294

>Airburst frags
>Point clearing a gorillian times more effectively
>Breaking Rein stall fests

>>162900393
she's better than I expected
THANK YOU BASED JEFF

>>162900350
>JUSTICE RAINS- AUGH

>>162900386

>Double damage is worse because you have to aim

Winston damage is so trash he literally cannot kill anyone being healed and lucio existing makes it take an additional two seconds to kill anything.

I would fucking kill for 120 dps I have to aim as Winston.

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>>162900485
Delete this.

Is symmetra good in diamond

Is she good on attack or koth

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Nth for better Sombra skins

>>162900521
if you're good at symmetra she can be. I've been maining her since season 1. Practice in quick play before using her in comp though.

season 3 is such a piece of shit, i've had actual people join my comp games with the purpose of deranking so that they can get to their proper ranks.

What's the secret to get out of each bracket?

>Bronze & Silver: Not be an inanimate object
>Gold: Play someone you can aim with
>Plat: Play someone you can get a pick with
>Diamond: Counterpick on death?

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>>162900121
Pretty please?

I see some people throwing around that blizz supposedly said they won't add any skins outside of events, is that true?

>>162900641
They haven't done that yet, so they probably won't.

Why does blizzard pretend that Sombra is not shit

ny uncle works for nintendo and he told me the next overwatch hero is gonna be sans from homestuck

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what the fuck? it takes so long to get to lvl 25

>>162900641
Well considering they gave Rein 2 new skins when Eichenwalde launched and Mei's getting a Chinese New Year skin (which I think is after the end of the winter event) I would say you were misinformed.

>>162900630
Diamond: communicate with the team

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Junkrat buffs when.

my ultimate is charging (4%)

>>162900656
>>162900641
>what is Balderich

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>go sym on defense comp
>they immediately storm in
>kill their mccree, lucio, and zen
>we all still die
>"it's symmetras fault"

>>162900732
never, he's fine. God like on numbani and hanamura

>>162900732

FASTER PROJECTILES

OR

50 MORE HEALTH

>>162900386
>60 consistent dps is better than D.va 120 dps with spread and fallout damage
yeah if you are fucking trash at aiming

winston might be better at killing a small slippery target like dva or genji but against most of the heroes you need to be really fucking awful at aiming to not deal vastly better damage with d.va

>>162900746
What's wrong with that? It shows you're not close to your ult.

>select spamming at the start of a Winter Mystery round
They do know it's completely random right...?

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>>162900121
Suffering

my ultimate is charging (5%)

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why is d.va so good

>>162900865
There's a bug people are abusing

>>162900865
I do it just because I like flashing it. BACK IN MY DAY FLASHING IT WAS JUST FOR FUN AND WASNT AN ASSHOLES WAY TO SAY "SWITCH"

>>162900865
Gotta do something during the 30 seconds of "selecting character"
The bug is complete bogus tho.

>>162900914
What bug? If they're trying to get the hero they're spamming, it has literally never worked as far as I've seen

>>162900901

>600 armor health
>Matrix is insane
>As mobile as Winston
>Shuts down CoD
>Nuke is great for clearing points and breaking stallfests

>>162900927
>>162900945
Check your phone or something, it's fucking cancerous. Obnoxious and annoying, outside of comp if people do it I immediately leave.

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How does this work?

>>162901045
they count a losing round in KoTH for some reason

>>162900579
>copy and paste mexican stereotype that doesn't represent the character at all and instead only reinforces tokenism

Fucking tumblr

>>162901195
The artist is a Mexican person drawing a Mexican character in traditional Mexican clothing idk what you want senpai

>>162900339
>too many niggers
>the only black person is a non-threatening latte colored brazilian
>he can be turned into a frog if you don't like his face
>the only other "person of color" is indian
>she can be turned into a blue goddess if you don't like brown

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>fly to point as DVA in overtime
>booped off into pit at Nepal
> can't fly out because on cooldown

"wowwwww dva threw game"

>nerf Earthshatter
>nerf Lucio
>buff Bastion

Find a flaw.

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>>162901195
>Skins in Overwatch
>Representing the character

now that there's a good joke

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>He plays like shit
>"It's just quickplay"

Well if you're this bad in the meme mode I can't even imagine what your fucking ranked games are like you clown lmao

>>162901309
why would you stand in front of a reinhardt without having an ability to avoid his earthshatter or charge?

>>162901257
That's the thing though, that costume is interchangeable with anyone who is Mexican. It doesn't represent Sombra's hacker/information broker/puppeteer persona at all. It's just stereotype based on her nationality/ethnicity. It's a discredit to the character.

>>162901092
well that's dumb as fuck

>>162900954
There was a time where the hero you initially selected had a higher chance of being given to you once the game started. This is most noticable in games where you pick six of the same heroes and you sometimes get 3 or 4 in the end. Rapidly selecting came out of this, I guess because Skinner Box logic.

Repeatedly pushing an elevator's Door Close button, or crosswalk buttons or shaking Polaroid pictures never made things happen any faster, but people do it anyway.

>>162901309
>no reaper buffs

>>162901340
how are people supposed to get good without practice

you're like those faggots who demand job experience for jobs where its ridiculously difficult to have prior experience

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>>162901340
The whole point of me playing quick play is 1) I feel like putting absolute zero effort in the game or 2) I want to play characters I'm awful with, which is most hitscans

so yea

t. diamond player

I think it was a bad idea to give end season rewards based on career high. While its relieving to know once you reach a certain rank you'll get the amount of comp points you want, it also gives people a good incentive to goof off and lose games for other people since they wont care about their rank anymore

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>mercy is supposed to have low survivability but highest healing to make up for it
>Ana has the best survivability and healing

>>162901283
Don't worry anon, that person is just misrepresenting an argument from a previous thread. That Blizzard does not intend to add any new white heroes due to their recent additions being a middle eastern woman, a Hispanic woman, and now likely an African man. White people aren't diverse, only brown people an be diverse.

>>162901367
That's like, half the characters in the game. Most skins are just stupid shit that looks amusing, there's nothing about Torbjorn's character saying he's a biker/swashbuckling pirate

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>>162901367
>It doesn't represent Sombra's hacker/information broker/puppeteer persona at all.

>>162901449
>I play to lose

Arcade exists you dumb kike

>>162901437
All the practice in the world won't help shitters like you

>>162901449
git gud

>>162901517
"Don't practice characters"
I won't practice In arcade because you don't get good practice with 5 dvas

>>162901309
git gud

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>>162900002
Post your favourite hero and music you often listen to when playing them. I will start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9VcRJRwdIc

>>162901510
It's almost like Genji didn't come to terms with being a cyborg thanks to the Shambali in Nepal

>>162901517
why should people not make efforts in arcade mode? why shit on one over the other?

>>162901587
there are practice modes

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>>162901517
So does quick play?

why would I wanna play arcade, not really a point to practicing against like 3 genjis and shit

u r dumb

>americans wake up
>thread goes to shit

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>>162901283
>>the only other "person of color" is indian
PoC is non-white, including Asian. Besides the black characters (yes, Sombra is black latina), you have the Indian, two arabs, four asians, and a blueberry. If you want to stretch things further, Roadhog might be a native kiwi.

>>162901625
McCree

Fox Capture Plan's albums I guess

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>>162901573
>post about literally practicing characters you're not good with, the very act of "gitting gud"
>still reply "git gud"

dude what the fuck

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REminder that balance is impossible and it is better to have a shifting meta that prevents the game from becoming stale.

>their lucio

boops me across the map and off a cliff

>me

boops them two inches

Is there any rhyme or reason to the guns alt fire?

>>162901641
Like what? Shooting range? Play vs ai? That's not good either. You need to learn how actual people move

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>>162901625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA

The next Lucio legendary better change his crossfade music depending on the skin there

>>162901745
don't be in the air when you're being knocked back

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>>162900121
Well i give up, game on my goys time to start saving

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>>162901625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>>162901745
the momentum of whatever direction you're pressing carries you when you get booped

people you're booping are walking towards you and don't get booped far

when you see a lucio you're probably backpedaling to try and avoid the boop, but this only sends you further

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>lijang garden
>we keep getting booped off by pharah on the bridge
>desperately tell my team to go the other way
>dva: it's not that this way is bad it's just because you idiots keep getting pushed off. Stop.

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>>162901625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8nG0c-RLI

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>>162901625
https://youtu.be/eKqjs_6Qc-w

>>162901878
It's D.Va's job to eat the concussion. If you don't have a D.Va, Winston can bubble the bridge.

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>when you get gold dmg as sombra in this lineup
still won tho lol

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>Defense
>Everyone understands their role and picks well
>Offense
>Genji, Widow, Ana

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Cuties

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>Hanamura offense
>My team has Widow, Ana and Hanzo
>They all just stand in the fucking gate and watch in as the other 3 of us desperately try to break the base

If you play snipers I want you to fucking gas yourself

Literally useless

>Play Symmetra
>Always get insults with death threats
>Do well while team prasies me
>Some guy trolls and dies
>Get full blame for it

At least the death threats have calmed down since the update.

>>162902074
>accuracy 33%
Haven't you learned her spray pattern, anon?

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>>162902084
>google search gives nothing
Having a girl on guy bullying fetish is the worst.

>>162902074
That is pretty sad but you going Sombra isn't a good thing. You probably could have carried with someone else.

>>162902187

>Playing Logman as a sniper
>Not abusing retarded hitboxes but getting in peoples faces

>>162900002
what are some characters you'd like to see get a second ult like symettra

for me its:

junkrat
roadhog
tracer
hanzo

GUISE IS SYMMETRA GOOD IN DIAMOND

Is she only good on defense and not attack or koth

>>162902279
>giving any of those heroes even more versatility
Stop it right now.
Heroes need to be niche for a reason.

>Get gold healing
>As Reaper

I guess these things happen too sometimes.

>>162902279
winston

where can i better learn sombras spray pattern?

>>162902390

Winstons ultimate should be buffed, not replaced. Right now he's just annoying and feeds the soldier ultimate.

>>162901625

D.va

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9JDwCCimA

>inb4 not k-pop

Zarya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmN7MLkAiQ

No real reason why. The songs just seem to fit the characters playstyles.

tank nerfs when

> when you learn sombras spray pattern

Biotic Grenade was a mistake.

"Hey yeah every 15 seconds your team wins a brawl, no questions asked"

>>162902352
Seeing that you are asking I don't recommend playing her since obviously you will play like shit. As for actually Symmetra main I don't see an issue. Bandwagoning a hero is just asking for trouble.

>>162902074
Were you attacking or defending?

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GREAT GAME BLIZZARD, KEEP IT UP

>>162902187
>Ana
>Useless

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>Win one match
>lose the next 10 matches

I just want a golden hammer for Reinhardt

>>162902516
just climb to a high enough rank where you can just sit there and wait for the next season and do that a couple more times

>>162902446

Take 500 of Rien's shield and give it to monkey.
Take 100 Armor from Dva and give it to monkey.
Nerf Ana.
Reduce hook range or buff reaper.

Tank fixed.

how much of team damage % should i be healing as Ana?

>>162902084
>Widow, Ana
Ana is always relevant and Widow does better on Offense.

>>162902516
>Win first two games with a bit of effort
>Next five games are a loss due to quitters or offensive torb who doesn't leave spawn

I hate it

>>162900393
i don't like the projected shield
it looks dumb and doesn't really make sense
the shied generator is great, though

>>162902496
D.Va's Self Destruct is resolved as if it were any other attack from D.Va herself... as in, she hits if it looks like she hits from her own perspective. The worse their lag is, the further you are around the corner by the time you get the message.

Yes, it is complete bullshit.

>>162902590

~30% if you're only healing.

~20% if you're healing and attacking.

Is Sombra as terrible as we thought she was week one or is she somehow even worse?

>>162902493
attacking

>>162902202
im trying man, i get her spray pattern down real good sometimes

>>162902248
it's QP lol who cares for the picks i was just there to get some refreshing change after the tank cancer meta that plagues ranked

>>162902620
The projection shield should have some way to hold it in place for a bit. I still like it since it has saved my ass many times before.

>>162902665
She literally just needs a reduction to her spread so shitters can play her too. IDDQD plays her very effectively, it's not her kit, it's her skill ceiling.

>finally, weekend is there
>had a REALLY shit week, just want to cool down and forget everything with OW bingeplaying
>my mother randomly pulled the plug while I was gone
>now either Power Supply or Motherboard have been fried, PC doesn't even react on trying to reset the configs and forcing the boot by pushing down Power for a while
WHY
WHYYYYYYY

>>162902665

Hacking needs to prevent all abilities both active and passive from working. It also needs to immediately cancel all active and passive abilities in use. Hacking should cancel and prevent ultimates as well.

Hacking being stupid good would make her usable.

>>162902665
She requires a lot of teamwork. If you intend to play her, communicate with your team so you can call out low health enemies, which packs you've hacked and when to coordinate EMP. She isn't really a solo flanker like Tracer or Genji, but she can mop up pretty well.

>>162902665
There's a big difference between being weak and being useless to the current meta. She has a fairly strong kit, but the current bullshit we're dealing with is Soldier, Ana, Lucio, and three tanks, typically Rein, D.Va, Roadhog. They don't use healthpacks. They have obscene damage even when hacked. They're hard to kill even when hacked.

>>162902507
>Have to aim to heal people

Yes, fucking useless.

>>162902074
>they have torb, hanzo AND widow
It's not that you won despite your team.
Your team sucks, but the enemy team is worse.

>>162902758
Poor, poor wagecuck

>>162902758
>Living with your mom

I want underage to fucking leave, literal childrens game lmao fuck yourself

>>162902758
>mom saves underage child from self-destructive addiction
nice

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>>162902620
How about this remove protection shield and give her Sombra's stealth. I think this would be kind of neat for flank as Symmetra and setting up for a surprise attack with teleporter.

What does Torb need to make him viable? IMO he's very very close, he just needs his turret to deploy at full HP and also for level 1 turret HP to go up a bit.

>>162902758
>be neet
>every week day is weekend

just looted the Mei "legendary" skin

When will blizzard realize that Pharah needs a complete redesign at this point? Do all of their balance testers just never look up so they think she is a viable character?

Why did they put more effort on a fucking PHARAH skin instead of Mei for the WINTER EVENT

>>162902828

you deserve every loss you get

>>162902949

She just needs 50 extra health. Some extra speed while in the air would be great.

>>162902949

>playing pharah like she flies instead of someone who just stands on the ground but who can pop up real quick to avoid ults and damage and to get a better firing angle

Just don't fly with her lol, your rockets aren't gonna do more damage when you're up in the air above Reinhardt's shield.

>>162902906
You're a monster you know that?

Why is the screen clutter still a thing. Can't see shit with million effects blowing up every single second.

>>162902856
>>162902857
I'm an adult in apprenticeship. 20 years old, to be precise.

Germany has the same shit about rent and estate prices being blown into the sky as america.
Already leaving at age 18 means you're a teen parent or drug addict or anything alike, nowadays you need to spend years and years for loads of degrees if you even just want the chance of being able to pay a house AND feed a family.

Yeah, I'm one of those unusual people who don't go with the "ruining our birthrates and getting replaced by the worst that immigration could possibly offer is SO COOL and sophisticate!" bandwagon.

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Reached Diamond and got Nutcracker Zenyatta, I may now rip in piece.

>>162902909
His hitboxes are too big to survive in skirmishes as a 200 hp hero, particularly his face. Every bullet shot his way is going to hit.

Imagine if Mei had 200 hp and her self heal only did 75 and didn't make her invincible. That's essentially the situation Torb is in now,

>>162903084
Diamond this season is the same as high plat last season i nterms of % player distribution. M<aster this season = Diamond last season (top 10%). It is not time to rest yet.

>>162902496
it's always a lucio who dies

>>162902897
>>162902918
See >>162903075

Maybe it's weird to dream of getting 250k per year and working on that goal, but then again, MEMES TO COPE WITH HAVING NO FUTURE AND BEING KEKED BY THE 1% IS EBIN XD

Or am I wrong?

>>162903134
ANYTHING UNDER TOP 500 IS SHITTER-TIER

t. /owg/, said unironically in the near future.

>>162903075
>muh money
>muh family

kys

>>162903193

250k a year in Gercuckistan? Good luck m8. Germany has the worst income inequality in the EU by a long shot.

>>162903134

is this actually true or are people just going off only the people who have registered on masteroverwatch?

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>>162903193
>dream of getting 250k a year and having your own family
>can't even fix your own computer

>>162903314
Master overwatch si a good gauge.

>>162903242
This is kind of true. Most people are fucking terrible at videogames and only a very select few are not shitters. It depends on your standards.

>>162903262
>muh fighting capitalism with beating capitalism
Whining and spreading communist memes is exactly what they want, anon.
The least they want is someone among their ranks fucking shit up, like Trump.
Conspiracies can only be broken by infiltration. Period.

You can thank me with the most productive and helpful thing you'll ever achieve:
Making spicy memes about me once I'm done.
But make em REALLY spicy. Like on 5 or 6 layers of irony, my dude.

>>162903242
Sorry, but he's correct according the stats:
http://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/global/mode/ranked/category/skillrating

SR3000 is top 30th percentile
SR3500 is top 11th percentile

SR3000 was top 10% last season, or roughly one standard deviation above the norm. The top 10% of the "very good players" according to Kaplan.

It can feel shitty for us S2 platinum scrubs, but the bar has just been moved. We got Diamond. Yay. No one cares anymore, though.

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>See an Ana at the back of her team exposed
>Flank her as Genji
>She throws down her grenade and instantly heals herself to full while taking off 50% of my HP

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>Team are shit
>You're not shit
>But not good enough to carry 5 deadweight retards "playing" dps because they got a new skin in a box

I genuinely fucking hate this garbage game, half the playerbase is underage minecraft shitkiddies and the other half is 20 year old autists who do nothing but play Mercy and still manage to be absolute dogshit

>>162903420
>See Ana
>Kill her from any distance because its almost guaranteed they can't aim for shit

>>162903383

>Master overwatch si a good gauge.

No it fucking isn't.

A vast majority of the people who have registered with masteroverwatch and actually have their stats on it are people who actually give a shit about their stats. Like 90% of the people on masteroverwatch are plat and above.

>>162903386
You alt righters are crazy

you think there's a conspiracy to stop you from getting rich and breeding lmao

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>top 500 for ps4 is higher then pc

>>162903507
hello roastie

>>162903482
It is a good gauge because we compare MO stats from last season with MO stats from current season, not MO stats from current season with Blizz stats from last season.

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Do I really HAVE to do the 90 degree sidestep just to 1-shot Ana with Roadhog? I can't just aim for a certain part of her body?

Also why the fuck shouldn't a small, heavily guarded target with broken abilities die for getting hooked. FUCK, I hate Ana.

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>Hit up arcade random heroes think it'll be a laugh
>If you're losing you lose fucking hard because they can build ult and you can't

Whose idea was this

How can this even be a damn oversight

>>162903285
Software engineering, m8
Elites pump ridiculously strong wages in their because they believe making everyone addicted to technology makes them the overlord of people's minds, completely disregarding that computer scientists and software engineers are the ones who really have the tools to manipulate the system, while they just expect the IT-sector to be a simpleton who does whatever the elites desire from them, which they will realize is wrong as soon as the technology-hyping has become an absolute monopoly rather than a relative one.

It's all just about patience and false cooperation.
Like I said, fighting capitalism by beating capitalism.

GUYS GUYS SHEGO AGREED TO BE MY GF

>>162903482
IIRC, MasterOverwatch's recordings of what Rank 60 meant was close to what Blizzard/Kaplan said it was. It was only a couple point off.

SR3000 has went from top 10% to top 30%. This is more than a couple percentage points. The bar has been moved. It's real. Accept it.

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>>162903583
>manage to kill off one or two defenders
>go in
>the other four all ults the shit out of your team
>push failed
>repeat until time over

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>>162903540
Yes. To OHK ana normally you have to walk forward for that extra 0.0001 second befoe firing. Which is just long enough that your melee follow up (which is required to kill her because of her tiny hitbox) will occur after a buffered sleep dart or grenade. Which will prevent you from finishing her off.

$5000 says this hook """""fix""""" brutal nerf will still end with Ana, Hanzo, and other characters being put at dumb ranges for no reason.

>>162903627
The tranny on /pol/?

>>162903383
>It depends on your standards.

That is like saying astronaut is the only hard job.

>Opened dozen boxes
>Not a single skin

I'm not gonna shekel out, Kaplan.

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>It's a "Might as well be 5v6 because our Widow on offense contributes nothing to the team" episode

stand in the glowing rectangle you kike, it's not a novel concept.

>>162900579
I want a Sombra skin where the shaved part of her head is damaged and you can see her brain is mechanical inside

>People still complain about Mei

lmao better save your dash genji shitter

>>162903762
>damage boost widow
>she kills everyone

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>>162903808
>talks about shitters
>wastes time freezing genji instead of just shooting him

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>>162900795

Holy fuck this. Symmetra is the new ''blame everything on her'' hero and I fucking hate it.

>>162904013
>You're a shitter if you don't land 100% of your shots at all times

dunno what kind of planet you're living on there buddy

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This Zenyatta is on your team, what do you do?

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>>162901257
>Subcomandante Sombra never

Shitsux

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>>162903762
>It's a "Might as well quit and find another game because that's what your teammates deserve" episode.
How can you be lvl 100+ while not stick to your fucking team AND have zero situational awareness? You fucking tunnelvision'd spastic.
Literally how can you be this incompetent?

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roadhog is my spirit animal

>>162904013
>You're a shitter for not handicapping yourself

yeah lemme just play widow but only get unscoped machine gun kills because it's hard to impress autistic silvers on 4chan

go home kid

>>162904078
If you can hit Genji enough with primary fire, you can land your secondary fire. It does over a third of his health in damage per hit. 75% of it if you get a headshot. That's huge burst damage, and it's arguably the best weapon for hitting Tracer and Genji in the game. If you aren't using it, you absolutely are a shitter.

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>>162904224
i'd be willing to bet that they are posting from home

>>162904089

>it's the Zenyatta outdamages the ``dps'' episode

>>162904250
>>162904224
In the time it takes to freeze a DPS, they could escape or kill you. It's almost always better to shoot back.

>silvers
For fuck's sake. I know you're trying to fit in, but please, at least watch a few streams of Diamond or something before pretending like you know what you're talking about.

>>162904250
>Waste time trying to shoot the constantly moving targets at 40 FOV
>Don't use your M1 which is the only ability in the game that checks movement

I dunno man, I'm not fucking psychic I can't predict which wall Genji's gonna spam space bar on. Takes me like 3 seconds to ground the fucker so I can plant one in his head. I fail to see how taking the reliable option makes me a shitter.

>>162904360
t. I watch streams so I know what I'm talking about

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>>162901625

Unironically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIRaFGr19s

>>162904401
>t.
Trying so hard.

I wish they would just reveal that Widowmaker's husband was black so every widow player would kill themselves

>>162904434
t. recently btfo anon

mommy someone my skill on the internet please let me stay up so I can prove them wrong

>>162904459
almost had a sentence there, champ

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>It's another "team cant hold their position for shit" episode

>roadhogs gun on his christmas skin has a sticker saying from: junkrat

CUTE

>>162904434

t. (you)

So when do you guys think Doomfist will come out? Late January or February?

>>162904634
Maybe feb/march. I think they will stick to a 3 heroes/year schedule so it would make sense.

>>162904634
July

>>162904634
teaser to begin January
release in April

>gotta get that internal testing done :^)
>will still be busted on release

>>162904634
If it's like the last two character, it'll be at the tail end of S3.

>>162902487

If you are not terminally retarded, you can learn a hero in 2 hours in quick play. Seeing that you have a "main" and are therefore potentially terminally retarded, I wouldn't trust your opinion anyway.

>>162904634
depends on how fast the playerbase bleeds out again after this event ends
theyve already been rushing patches to try and keep peoples attention

this endless symettra in every game is cancer

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Hana is taller than Lena

>next meta will be talon x harambe
EMBRACE IT

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Hmm

>>162904886
Hana is the same height as Lucio :^)

>/owg/ constantly asking for tank nerfs

It's like you people don't understand why the 3 tank meta is happening.
Thankfully the devs said they are pretty happy with the heroes balance and they aren't going to do anything drastic

>>162904953
I think her game model is taller but I don't know if the models are their canon heights

>>162904921
That's wikis for you. Reverted after 13 minutes, but I guess it's still cached in the search engine.
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Eichenwalde?oldid=44102

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Why is the game filling up with more and more metaslaves /owg/?

Are we a moba now?

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>>162905038
Sometimes I like to win my competitive matches.

>>162901309
Earth shatter can be stopped by literally any barrier, dipshit.
It frustrates me every time when I want to stun a 4-man team with soldier and lucio next to me to clean up, and guess what happens

COCKBLOCKING REINHARDT RETURNING INTO THE BATTLE OUT OF NOWHERE

Doesn't happen often but it's just as frustrating as being cancelled by D.Va as Pharah

>2 dps duos who don't join team voice
>don't get kills
>don't switch heroes
>say nothing the entire game

FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAMES

why dont people ever swap heros if we're getting rekt

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>Competitive
>Get matched with a Top 500 player on our team
>Ana, Mercy, Two tanks, Pharah, Genji
>We only get to the second point with the payload
>Three people in call ask him to change to something else since the enemy team is running Three Tanks, Soldier, Lucio and Ana
>Defense time; Reinhardt, Zarya, Mei, Ana, Mercy, Genji
>They have Pharah
>She's flying into the back lines and picking the supports off
>Throughout the entire time no one but Ana can do anything about the Pharah and she's usually healing the tanks
>The team pleads to him to change from Genji to Soldier as a solution to the Pharah
>He leaves call

>Learn he's a streamer afterwards and go check the match
>He ults 5 times and kills only one person throughout the entire video and even claims how bad he's doing
>Blames the team for not using graviton surge and reinhardt shatter to set up for him after we lose the match
>"Why the fuck we had a Mercy I don't understand, she should've changed"
>Top 500 player

Hypocrisy at its finest.

>>162904953
D.va is taller than Lucio

>>162904886
I thought they were around the same height, but for a British woman Tracer is really short.

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>mfw symmetra got me to diamond

>>162901625

I unironically like this

Guys
Is it just me or is there actually no way of joining VC manually?
I don't want to auto-join mouthbreathing autists who refuse to use p2talk and insta-lock widow and hanzo, but I can't find an option or a key-setting that says "join team voice chat"

>>162904991
its literally only shitters and shitposters
most everyone knows ana is the problem

>>162905418
Press P.

>get really fucking drunk
>get really fucking high
>play some Overwatch
>get 4 gold as Soldier including healing
>get MVP as Roadhog with 71% on fire

Who else /wastedtalent/ here?

>>162904770

I guess saying main is a poor choice of words. I mean if you less then a hour of Symmetra I don't think it will fair well since I see plenty of Symmetra waste their ult and turrets. You should still change heroes when needed.

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Tfw exactly 500/500

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I used to main mercy but didn't want to be seen as a healslut so now I use Ana. When will Mercy be good again

>>162905506
Thank you, anon!

>>162905418
Press P and on the left where it says "Group / Team", click the headset icon. When the middle of it is filled, you're in. When hollow, out.


it's supposed to be that your head is between the headphones and that you're listening

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>>162901625

Mcree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jhsUCCwx04

>>162905549
Grats, how many hours have you played?

>>162905238
To be fair, the Mercy could have switched. If you're stuck with a Genji, Zen is the best healer for him. Zen can also grief the Pharah with Discord and fight back against her while healing. The only problem is Transcendence will have low value against that comp.

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>It's a Tracer complains about Sym being OP episode

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I had a dream (bad) that Mei was my girlfriend and I had no idea what to do.

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>>162904886
superior
korean
genes

>>162905867
This
Zen > Soldier for countering Pharah

t. Zen main who drops pharahs like they're clay pigeons

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>>162905998
>its a Genji complains about Sym being OP episode

So you fellas ready to gift me OW?

>>162906158
Feeling generous today
Battletag?

>>162906209
NeoZeromus#1128

>Symmetras laser can now go through the payload

nice game

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This is the first gold I've ever seen

>>162906158
>>162906209
>>162906263
Fucking faggots go rp poor people somewhere else.

>>162906209
Sweet, can you buy me a decent gaming rig? I'll buy a copy of Overwatch myself.

>>162906293
> that many hours of mercy and hanzo

What a cocksucker.

>>162906119
What does the lad expect? To just let him destroy my generator?

>>162906263
Not home right now, but once I'm back
I'LL ADD YOU JUST TO LAUGH AT HOW POOR YOU ARE, HAHAHAHAHAHA

Best ult for attack Symmetra?

>>162906293
>>162906368
In fairness, that is quick play. I have fuck loads of hours with Hanzo in quick play because low skill high reward which is enjoyable when you're not desperate to win. Check their S2 stats for the best gauge of their play (too early in S3 right now)

>>162906424
;_; i knew it was too good to be true, well played anon

>>162906051
Even besides Zen's own ability to down a Pharah, Discord on her means a single icicle hitting Pharah does 98 damage. Three shurikens do 109 damage. Ana does 104 damage per shot. A little bit of focus fire is all it would take. No hitscan required.

>>162906051
>Zen > Soldier for countering Pharah

you can't be serious, pharah is very hard to hit with anything but hitscan

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>>162901625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6O01mhbZWE

>>162906424
Man that is just straight cruel sub-humans deserve to have fun too

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>>162906518
TOP KEK
FUCKING SILVER SHITTERS
Just having a pharah IN MY SIGHTS means she's dead in 3 seconds top.
Without discording.
Discording makes it even worse for that shiny little bird.

>>162906610
>if you don't make money you're subhuman

Americans everybody

>>162906624
>FUCKING SILVER SHITTERS
t. mid gold

>>162906646
Not my fault you are poor my guy, i'm having a blast here

>>162906518
I can hit Pharah long range with Lucio. Not with any high degree of accuracy, but enough to have an impact. You'd be surprised by how much simply trying to hit her would have an effect. Don't be one of those assholes who bitches at your hitscan to kill the Pharah then provides them absolutely no assistance in doing so.

>>162901625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF8xLhQtu8

D.va desu

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>tfw no young ana wife

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>>162906462

>people actually think monkey is bad

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D.va!

>>162906624
I'm high diamond, bruh, and I honestly feel you'd be better off trying to hit something else as Zen unless Pharah is literally the only enemy in sight. Discord her, sure, but don't try to lob balls at her.

>>162906915
its amazing. i have 20 hours on this game- level 35 and i have to play with these downies every game. how can you have stars in silver. just fucking try for once you retard

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>>162900002
What is up with Diamond games this season?
I am mid diamond, sometimes my games are absolutely amazing with a lot of voice communication, proper coordination, and good switches.

Sometimes they are a complete shitfest in which people don't even join the voice chat, spend half the match typing shit, and never switch anything.

I sometimes lose the former and win the latter, but that is not the point. I don't usually care if I win or lose if the team is good, but Diamond is such a mixed bag this time around.

>>162906873

Uhh dude Lucio is a mandatory pick what the fuck are you talking about.

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>ilios well
>wait for meme.va to boost
>hook her over the pit

>>162906796
>Discord her
>Dps shitters still dont even look in her direction
You'd think it's an indication that she's a threat.

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>>162907062

>>162907117
>ever boosting around the well

D.va buff attracts shitters

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>NERF THIS

>DVA ult is shot into Ilios well

????

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>>162906823
Lowest guy on my friends list. I play Lucio for his group in Quick Play sometimes. Usually getting gold eliminations as Lucio means I'm ready to kill myself, but it's different at this MMR.

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>>162907062

>>162907046
Flattening the curve and a more generous SR system lead to more plat players making it to diamond.

>Go into Winter Mystery because crates
>Get Mei
>Fucking storm through the enemy team, capping motherfuckers at range and basically turning fast characters into free ult charge
Mei is fucking broken and I didn't even play her right

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>koth
>take the first 2 rounds with ease
>enemy team magically stomps us the next 3 rounds

how? why?

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tfw don't know my placement in comp and too scared to find out if i'm shit or not.

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Hi /owg/ this is the first time i write on your general but i've been playing since launch and now i'm near to level 90, if someone wants to add me on ps4 my battletag is DrPlague#21917. I play competitive a lot, so if you need some backup i'm always available at night (europoor).

>Dorado defense
>comp
>we have a Torb
>they have a Pharah
>Pharah dominates
>Torb does nothing
>we lose the first point
>Torb goes McCree
>he absolutely shits on the enemy Pharah
>and everybody else on their team
>attack
>he annihilates Pharah again
>we win easily
>he is rank 2700

I think this guy was either an aimbotter or a smurf. Usually, the entire team would go on tilt because nobody can kill the Pharah, but this dude destroyed her every time.

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>>162906624
Dude, you have to help me. Can you record some footage of you doing that? I keep trying, and I keep failing, and I need some validation that it's possible for more of the things that are my bane can be taken into my own hands.

Help me experience tranquility.

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Well, I'm never going to get this fucking lucky again.

>tfw got too obsessed with rank
>only play heroes that work on metas and practice them
>after a losing streak decide to fuck around QP and try different heroes
>having fun again

Rank's not everything friends. Take a breather and enjoythe game and have fun

>>162907417
>wanting to play with anyone from 4chan
Just relax and talk about the game, but god, avoid playing with anyone in here.

>>162907536
The rarest

>>162907370
Are you and your teammates the type of players who each pick a hero and stick with it throughout every round? If so, they may have countered you

Which dance emotes are everyone going to get?

>>162907754
Wut?

>>162907754
did they leak? nobody can really decide until we see them

>>162907532
There's no secret to this, it's just a ridiculously easy hitscan combined with a shitton of damage.

Maining Zen is pretty easy desu, the most important thing is to CONSTANTLY swap between healing and bringing the heat, but that's easy if you have a fucked up attention (ADD syndrome is basically made for Zen)

>>162902496
yeah, the ult needs a rework on how you get hit

On a scale of 1 to 10, how big of a mistake was Ana?

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>300hp on Tracer

This is amazing