Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Ilexa.

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Reminder that valve wants this audience

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>tfw will never have a trusty backpack to carry around your TP scrolls and wards IRL

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I require an Ilexa x Pugna sitcom

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ROFL DOTARDS

>mfw they will never ever fix the fps issue

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Handsome!

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Nice UI, dotards.

/d2g/ is super faggy today for some reason.

>>162830730
so new it hurts
please fuck off

>>162830756
it is pretty good if they add stats by default yes

much better than the old one that's for sure

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>No good streams on

>>162830741
S L I P P E R Y F I S H D I C K

>>162830767
Game hasn't been fixed so people don't want to play so they shitpost on /d2g/.

>>162830832
needs health/mana bars on top of skills

>>162830730
this
>>162830810

>>162830756
Fuck you, Aoba. Fairies Story 3 was shit.

>>162830538
This made me install dota again, is she a NPC?

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>>162830854
you mean no crappy eceleb streams for 15 year old memekids on, dumb frogshit

Seriously though I know you are all tryhards and brilliant and all that shit, but the game is ruined for new guys right now. The snowballing literally decides a game if there's one good player on a team.

They've made it even less accessible than it was before.

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So isn't being able to quickly check the enemy heroes int during a fight kinda important when playing OD?

>>162831000
good

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>>162830994
At least I'm not balding

>>162830959
>mods please this guy has a different taste than mine

>>162831000
Then wait 3 months for the mmr is rebalance itself. Meanwhile I'm loving my 80% win rate in dota 3.

>>162831000
it snowballs at the beginning of every patch because people have no idea what they are doing

if it's like this in like 3 weeks then comeback

>>162830963
lmao she's a bit character in a shitty comic they made for this update that pedos have jumped on

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>>162830959
>>162830730

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Nice FPS, dotards.

>>162831000
>newplayers

Fuck off.

>>162831068
pedophilia is a mental illness not a sexual taste

>>162831127
oh fuck i'm gonna get banned AGAIN

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Since when were valve sick loli fucking fuckers?

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>>162831000
>>They've made it even less accessible
best patch ever

>>162831178
Not saying that guy isn't a faggot, but 50 years ago people said homosexuality is a mental illness.

>>162830767

There's absolutely nothing faggy about wanting to sexually please Slardar.

FUCK OFF PAEDOPHILES

ILEXA IS CUTE BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE NOT FOR SEXUAL REASONS

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>>162831218
>He doesn't like loli

>>>/out/

>>162831107
Works too, as long as we can find R34 of her.

>>162831178
Homosexuality is a mental illness. Heterosexual pedo stuff is 100% legit and ok.

>>162831243
they also say that 0 years ago and will still be saying it -50 years ago

>>162831243
and it still is.

>>162831141

wow, who's the qt mate?

So who do you think are the best support picks this patch

I'm thinking fash tanky rushdown heroes and roamers, not squishy int laning supports

>>162830767
that's what happens when newfriends and normies are allowed to fester

>>162831351
Ilexa will be the best support next patch.

>>162831342
my momfu

>>162831293
SHE'S JUST A KID YOU PREDATOR

>>162831351
Meepo

>>162831243
It still is. The only difference is now it is social accepted. Try convincing society that children fucking is acceptable and then post that shit

>>162831351
So, ogre aaaaaaaaand?

>>162831351
treant
ogre
chaos knight

>>162831351
lion is the best
omni knight is breddy good too

>>162831141
Thanks, 60 is a nice number.

>he literally shitposts on 4chan aka BadReddit

Reddit gives you points for shitposting. So you not only do it for free here but also do it pointlessly. LEL

>>162831439
The stunning tree of permanent invis

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>MMR resets every 3 months
>Region Lock enabled

Without memeing try and argue that these 2 small things wouldn't make matchmaking infinitely better and make white people spend more money on the game because they enjoy it.

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>>162831420
Why would you care what society thinks?

>>162831461
Basically any str hero with a stun can be played as support with the xpm/gpm changes

>The new UI

Ahahahahahahaha so amateurish

>>162831534
this, 4chan is easy mode

>>162831534
>Reddit gives you points for shitposting


yeah but (you)'s feel more rewarding. You also don't get your OC memes spread around reddit unless it's like some terrible shit

>>162831420
It obviously isn't acceptable and I don't want it to be. I was just saying that people can't accept gays as "normal" and at the same time call pedos mentally ill.

>>162831580
region lock sure i'd gladly play with my fellow europeans
but why the mmr reset?

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What other boards do my /d2g/ bros browse?

Mine are /k/, /out/, and /d/

Is Silencer a good support in this patch?

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>>162831596
Ilexa was made for _EXA

@162831534

Not giving my (you) that easily, Reddit lord

>>162831606
The old UI was literally a beta relic how much more ironic can this post be

>>162831351

>list of the only "supports" left in the game
Ogre Magi, the Bloodlust Dispenser
Treant, the jungle crusher (and useless piece of shit after 15 minutes)
Pudge, the GoodBatrider, the GoodLion, the GoodClock, etc.
Riki, the GoodEveryOtherSupport

All other supports are GARBAGE now.

>>162831351
I think Skywrath might be legit.
New Atos is absolutely nuts on him and his new aghs is absolute madman tier. It doubles almost everything he does for no additional mana cost.
Sure, Atos and Aghs are lots of farm for a support, but at least Atos seems to be reachable in almost every game now and he can start fighting very early, which seems to be important in this patch.

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>drink half a bottle of vodka
>play dota

>>162831805
Bounty is still all right

>>162831675
/pol/ , /gif/ , /a/, /news/ and /hsg/

>>162831662
It would stop the fucking plague of account buyers at any MMR above 3K for one, and would also stop people spamming FotM heroes to raise in MMR artificially.

Mostly it would just make account buyers non-existent. Instead of addressing that Valve just made it harder to tell which accounts are bought by removing seeing their last games.

>>162831749
And it was better much better designed and fuctional. The new one is dogshit, high school app developer tier.

>really new patch
>didnt even reset mmr
How could valve fuck this up

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>>162830571
but you can buy a fine backpack anon

>>162831675
/wsg/ /pol/ and /h/ /aco/

>>162831902
>And it was better much better designed


yeah I too like the feeling of having a musilm veil around my face when i play video games

>fuctional

I think using this one is much better, but they need to FUCKING SHOW STATS BY DEFAULT

>>162831675
/tv/, /vr/

How do you man fight Monkey King

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>>162831749
it's funny cause the old HUD is literally a chinese ripoff of the WC3 HUD that valve bought when they started developing the game. They put little to no effort into the HUD until S2 and Panorama and then this update.

>Dotards complain volvo is too lazy
>now they complain volvo isn't lazy enough

typical doturds

>>162831053
i am. its not that bad yet but it took me months to process it
i dont think there is anything else that could hit your self esteem more

>>162831902
agreed desu, minimalo-futuristic trash looks like something out of a shitty F2P shooter

>>162832057
quelling blade

>>162832012
I hope you're not in EU anon, gubmit reading your internet now and want to do away with all the racists

>>162831580
The problem with region locking US servers is that -white- Americans barely play dota anymore, if they ever did in the first place.

Americans prefer playing games like halo or call of duty. Those kind of "cawnsoul" games instead of Dota.

>>162831107
>shitty comic
you can fuck off at any time

>>162831302
okay, Father Anon.

>>162831141
i hate this smug cunt

>>162831351
Jakiro is legitimately amazing now. You can initiate fights with 4.5 seconds of uninterrupted lockdown from 1000 range away. The new Atos makes him broken as fuck because it sets up his combo like Euls but has twice as much range as Euls.

>>162832057

Jugg
Slardar
PA (before MKB)

Americans and Peruvians are literally used as weapons to lose you the game for forced50.

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Guess my age based on the streamers I watch /d2g/

Singsing
Bulldog
Arteezy

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>>162831675
/v/ and /trash/ specifically for /scaly/

everyday this shitty dotapit tournament overlay issues jesus christ just kill yourselves you fucking """""professional"""""" casters

>>162831420
>Try convincing society that children fucking is acceptable and then post that shit
Talk to me in 50 years.
If the west doesn't collapse until then.
Then again, that means we'll have Islam which is the same shit.

>>162832271

>SingSing and Rtard

IM 12 BTW

>>162832271
>Singsing
Who?
>Bulldog
15
>Arteezy
Who?

>>162832271
never heard of any of them

>>162831675
/fit/, /pol/, and /x/

>>162831675
/fur2/ /k/ /gif/ those fuckers have some of the sharpest wits in this hellhole

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>Watching memestreamers

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>>162832520
Daily reminder.

>>162832520

>being more successful than RTZ


Pretty low bar, depends on idea of success. RTZ is a PROFESSIONAL team assassin, and he has literally no equal in that regard.

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>>162832487
Welcome to /d2g/ in 2017
Literally all 15 year old reddit phoneposting frogshitters that are still on an 2013 ironic "dank memes xD" shitposting meta

The days when this place was good are long gone

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>>162832520
I unironically agree 100% despite you making it into a shitpost. RTZ is bad and is only picked up by teams because he's a full 50% of the Dota 2 twitch audience when he's streaming, no one says no to that much publicity even if it means you're now so bad you can't beat OG or CoL.

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>>162832520
>rtz plays on super teams his entire life
>only wins honeypot lans
>notail plays with literal whos
>wins 3 semi-nonhoneypot lans

hmmmm really makes you think


>>162832612

>and he has literally no equal in that regard.

>he already forgot about bulba

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>rime casting shitpit

get me out

>>162832619
Sorry senpai but that was a joke used on twitch all the time that just flied past your head.

>>162832619
d2g was never good lad

>>162832697
eosin should be getting more and more into casting so you'll hopefully see less of the turboautist

>players in 4k bracket still don't realize how good HotD is
Why are these people so bad at Dota?

>>162832745
At least we weren't reddit twitch memers. That shit used to get shut down fast.

>>162832795
explain it to me then anon

why do i build this item?

Shitdaddy N0lans will always be remembered as the guy that destroyed a friendship driven team, a backstabbing hypocrite piece of shit.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE SLARDAR SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162832828
i remember people posting twitch pastas here
though those were actually good pastas worth posting

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>post /pol/ or /int/ content on any other board of general

>Nobody gets triggered and many wews are had

>Post it on d2g
>Thread self destructs

could this be, dare I say, due to the high concentration of third worlder and other non-whites on d2g(?)

>>162832756
Fuck off eosin you're even worse than rime, it's obvious you did zero prep for casting the new patch yesterday or the day before

>>162832917
d2g is the enigma off vg

Is monkey king just utter trash? Every game I've been in, he's been on the losing team

Why would I not get midas every game?

>>162832831
Because a purge creep moving at 425 movespeed is overpowered as fuck for both defense and offense in a fight. Centaurs and Trolls are good too. It's basically like buying crowd control for 1800 gold, and it comes with an 8 HP regen aura and some minor stats.

>>162832887

You shut your fucking mouth when you're talking about my lover like that

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>You need to buy an Agh's on Sniper to actually be a sniper

>>162832941
fucking this
eosin & rime forcing their way into the scene after watching maelk do it for years
both of you should kill yourselves or even better GET A FUCKING JOB ONCE IN YOUR LIFE you fucking failures

>>162832981

LITERALLY a walking Q-Bot after laning ends.

>>162832917
wouldn't surprise me in the least desu

>>162832057
Slark in ult form

reminder that twitch is more our guys than us ourselves

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Hey /d2g/, I'm visiting the US over for christmas for some time. What are some places or emblems rich in american culture, and what american original cuisine should I try before leaving?
Thanks!

>>162832487
>he doesn't watch rtc

>>162833084
He can barely chase, his 20 second cd means he can't secure a kill for shit.
He's too squishy to straight up fight.
His ult is mediocre and he just gets bashed into oblivion.
The fuck was valve thinking with this trash?
Arcana looks decent I guess

Reminder that slark has an aghs that gives him a 30 second ult that hides his team too.

>>162833241

New York style pizza

>chicago style
That is Lasagna, not pizza.

I really wish they would hurry up and fix the UI so I can play.

No way I'm playign when it looks like complete ass.

>>162833241

check these important cultural sites
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_museums_focused_on_African_Americans

and eat like a hamburger or something

>>162833019
I will literally buy it most games anon, just for you :^)

I was already buying it alot anyway

>>162833245
>he watches autistic manchildrens

>>162833030
>Shooting multiple targets at once is sniping.

>>162833257

The Quas-Dispenser King gets a lot of damage from that ability plus it stuns. Everything else he has is pretty damn garbage. His ult is situationally useful for defending high ground or Roshan fights.

He autowins lane against almost every melee laner, then proceeds to go full Tinker mode and be a farm vacuum

>>162833241
BURGER

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>>162833442
>Traveling to another place to try out a burger.

>>162833030
I want to be a rifleman. What hero do I pick?

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>>162833241
walmart

>>162832981
you have to snowball with echo sabre or you lose

I had a KANG get out of lane with a score of 7 and 0 and we still lost because he went deso

>>162833241
Fuck cuisine

Go to a gun range and have some fun. I took my Australian friend to my woods to shoot some of a my guns when he flew over here, he had a fucking blast. It's an experience you need to have at least once,

>>162833241
>american """"cuisine""""

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>>162832520
rtz is a meme
once trump deports sumail NA will fall into irrelevance for another 3 years

Where is my MANLY SHOTGUN COWBOY HERO

Graves is one of the few things I miss from that shitfest of a game

>>162831749
b-b-buh i was used to it ;-;
change is scary for us neuroatypicals ;____;

Gulag, I just had my longest match ever, and we fucking won. God, it feels so good, my heart still hasn't calmed down.
85 minutes, good fucking god Tinker is annoying.

Alright /d2g/ what's gonna be in 7.01??

>Runes of any kind (except bounty) can be bought at side shops on a 5 minute CD
>Invoker buffed

That's all I got it's a scary new world

Pretty old looking for 31.

Soe is only 3 years younger than her but looks much younger

>>162833765
You can upgrade the crepe wave

>>162833765
>icefrog leaves to balance TF2 so that after he made a better version of hots he can make a better version of overwatch

PUT THE CS ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT VALVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162833241
well which state are you gonna be in

>>162833589
also this. Visiting a gun range and using a firearm is a requirement if you visit america. Go talk to /k/ see if any of them would be willing to hook you up or help you out

>>162833741
>85 minutes, good fucking god Tinker is annoying.

Let me guess. Tinker was 6 slotted at 40 minutes but was literally incapable of doing anything except stall the outcome of the game.

Literally more shit version of (old) techies.

>>162833543
The original burger though?
Probably as good as the original kamehameha

>>162833879
tf2 already is a better version of overwatch, generation Z faglord

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>>162833826
oops forgot pic

>put hero mid
>some fag wants to OD mid
>let him have mid
>he feeds and loses
Classic

>>162833879
>To balance TF2

Even he could make a better work than that Jill retard does

>Let's buff Pyro, a class that can already stunlock the players and has a bajillion ways of free critting!
>But nerf Heavy, despite him only having like 3 viable unlocks, and already having a ridiculous revup time!

>>162833925
Actually he kept bursting down the majority of our team since we were all squishy heroes, it looked like we were going to lose originally.

>>162834039
What talents did he get?

>>162833965
no shit, the only reason it isn't popular is because it doesn't have waifus

>>162833998
h*cking this desu. I'd take Icefrog's shit over Jill's any day of the week.

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>>162834080
I can just link the match if you're curious

LMAO now camwhores on twitch don't even need to play dota

https://blog.twitch
.tv/announcing-irl-mobile-broadcasting-and-updated-community-guidelines-6833dcac8012#.6ah2rehqf

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>>162833983
Soe is a degenerate whore with daddy issues.

Why do americans say burger instead of hamburger?

Do they know Hamburg is a real place and not just food?

>>162834171
why not call the site justin.tv again

twitch was created for the sole purpose of streaming vidya

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lol y u mad tho

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>>162834137
that's where you're wrong, buddy. We have the best waifus

>>162834169
Oh Lawdy

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>tfw on my third game in a row where my team just drafts 5 supports in a row
>Each game, somebody was afk in the picking phase and had to random to boot
>tfw I'm just a first picking support
what the fuck is going on why are my games so fucking bad suddenly jesus christ

>>162834169
GIVE ME ALL THE FARM
I HAVE A _________

>>162834269
>Not Der Wintermantel
How do I know you have shit taste?

>>162834264
how do roots stun?

>>162834181
nice buzzwords ogrelover

>>162834361
>GIVE ME ALL THE FARM
>I HAVE A _________
Game to stall.

>>162834264
>Windranger
he deserved that.

>>162834361
>Burly Beast
>shit taste
you need your fashion sense checked, boy.

>>162831000
you forgot the memeback mechanic
if the good player snowballs and his team feeds like dumb niggers the good player will lose anyway

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>>162834401
>calling someone ogrelover
>when soe is just a female black^

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>>162834541
Keep being cucked by a skinnyfat manchild redditor

>>162834541
what is it like being a cuck?

how does it feel knowing your "pure" waifu is busy getting OD's big ol' english salami rammed into "her" boipussy

oh boy my first post in a new thread I better make this one good

penis

>>162831007
i would never trust my cat's paws near my eyes

>>162834541
>sheever fags keep calling soe a boy
>images showing off sheevers horse penis to go with her face

I don't even like any of them desu but sheever posters are like the honeypot of waifus

>>162834361
JUGG MIERDA
REPORTAR JUGG

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doing a check in

- did they add the option to set a hotkey for leveling up
- did they put the hp and mana bar on top of skills
- did they make the hud resizable

>>162834792
literally go check reddit holy fucking shit we don't need like a week of this shit filling up the threads

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>>162834654
>he thinks jorian "can't spell futa without horsecock' sheever is the receiver

ROFL

NICE FPS DOETURDS

>>162834792
Ctrl+Quas/Wex/Exort/Rhes
no
no

now either contribute or fuck off

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>It's a 4.3k player takes HC from a 6.2k player episode
When the fuck is valve going to fix ranked mm so I don't have to deal with this shit

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>biggest update yet
>/d2g/ already dead and not talking about the game at all
when will you accept that it's over this is just /b/ now

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>>162834856
>>162834992

sorry my friends, I don't come to /vg/ often

#NotMyUI

>>162835006
if you're 2k above the rest why arent you able to "carry" from any role anon?

you wouldnt happen to be some mainshitter would you?

idk how icefrog did it

the absolute madman made techies even more cancer than release

fuck man
exams are done today but still no fps fix
wat do?

>>162835030
you're alright, senpai

>>162835134
Tell us how those exams went

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>Supports scale now

DOTARDS WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS.

AT LEAST IT HAS A FUCKING PURPOSE IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE IN DOTA?

>>162834385
>Interrupts channeling spells of the target upon ensnaring, but affected units can channel spells during it.

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>>162835045
Wasn't expecting that
7/10 post would kekkel again

>>162835102
Techies and Treant are the only acceptable ways to play 7.00. Even if your team are retards you can still have fun making people angry with those two.

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>listen to pro player interview
>"i didn't feel like school was for me so i quit"

>>162835271
fuck you, i just played against you

>>162835273
They make money by playing games. How sick and unfair is that?

>>162835248
so that I'm not level 17 against four 25s and another level 17

>>162835271
They are both garbage, but I'm glad you have fun while losing.

>tune in to the dotapit game
>44-26
nice Hots clone retards

So, is there any way to make Nature's Prophet viable, or should I consider him to be a non-hero already?
I mean, even as a ganking hero, Sprout is kinda underwhelming, and split-pushing is dead due to TP costs.

>Have hotkey to take items from stash
>No option for hotkey to take items from backpack

This is honestly the worst part of the patch. The backpack in general is such a shitty mechanic as well. It feels like more of a bandaid for combining shit like octarine without putting stuff on the ground than an interesting game mechanic.

>>162835439
when did a hots match go past 30mins?

>>162835069
>Carry as solo position 5
"lol"

>>162833919
MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY CANNOT HIRE GAME DESIGNERS OR PROGRAMMERS EFFICIENT ENOUGH TO DECIDE LEFT OR RIGHT LOGISTICS

KEEP BUYING MORE BATTLE PASSES TO HELP VALVE OVERCOME THIS ISSUE

>>162835551
and why is the team with less kills winning :thinking:

>>162834918
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN HER PANTS

>>162835271
Techies is actually really fun now since you can now roam more effectively and join fights

Plus I don't need to get ags to clear waves I can do that before I've even got it

>>162835562
>6k slark mainer
>sub3k with any other hero

into the trash it goes

>>162835616
big fat juicy futa dick

>>162835616
a flaring horse donger ready to take your anal virginity

>>162835616
>her

>>162832140
wrong "white" ameriblob here I quit cause this patch was cancer not cause Cock of doodie or Halo (both have long outlived their entertainment value)

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>>162835771
>find TA lewd
>no penis
someone fucked up

>>162835664
I'm not the 6k, i'm 5.2k and mostly play support.
It's 100% easier to carry as HC or mid though, I almost hit 5.8k spamming spec before I started just playing support/randoming.

Remember when people said nobody will ever buy Bloodthorn?

>>162832140
you could not be more wrong desu famalamadingdong

>>162835889
I bet S4 remembers

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>Hit PA as Monkey King
>Miss
Dotards?

>Game becomes further from lol than ever
>People either say it's becoming lol or bitch that it's like hots
Well played. Data will never pander to these autists because there is simply no pleasing them.
>inb4 somebody claims that skill trees are copying hots
Yes, because blizzard invented skill trees.

>>162835497
Furion in 7.00 is less viable than Techies in 6.88. Chen is absolute shit tier in this patch too.

>>162833830
To sweet or savory?

lets say you are happy with the current patch but still want to balance the game. what do you feel that needs to the most rework/balance at the moment?

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Why does noone seem to like pugna? I like playing him and while he's not super good, having both mana AND HP problems, the new skilltree made him actually pretty solid.
I normally go Wand, ManaBoots, AetherLens and then Agh. rounding it off with Glimmercape, which IMO is a pretty cheap build.
I also like that he can shut down both attack based and spellspam based heroes pretty easily early on.

So now that Atos is amazing, whats the new worst item in the game now? Is it drums?

>>162836150
its always been drums

>>162835006

its only like that because no one plays this game in the US, so you get massive mmr differences on the same team (not including the huge amounts of 4/5k accts that are boosted/bought, since that market is huge w/ Peruvians, Brazilians, etc.)

>>162836150
is it back to sny?

>>162836150
but flat +20 ms dude

>>162830741
One of the shittier redesigns (were they really necessary. would have thought they'd just make it a costume or something).
Has way too much going on, too many ridges, spikes, glimmering spots, markings, etc.

>>162836018
>further from lol than ever
>free levels by merit of sitting in lane waiting for creeps to die essentially negating the need to deny
that's not true though

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>>162834947
>capped at 120 and getting 120 all the time
Is something wrong with your toaster?

>>162836120
shrines need to be removed

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>Roshan pit is supposed to be a cave
>It's in the middle of a river

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>>162835373
>implying they will be able to that forever

in 15 years they're all over 30 and their reflexes will be shit. then they will getting rekt by 17 year old asian prodigies and sit there without proper education and an empty curriculum vitae. a million dollars is not enough to support you until you're 80 and i doubt that most players even see that kind of money. most of the prize money goes to the organizations that own the teams, not the players.

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Love playing treant but retards flame you every time they run in and die

>>162836137
because of memeback
lets say pugna takes all early towers plus maybe +t2.
he loses 1 fight (he dies very easily) and huge gold swing.
this mechanics pretty much nulified him and jakiro

>>162836120
everything in the jungle
layout, shrines, the four goddamn bounty runes, all of it

>>162835908
Numbers don't lie mate.

>>162836317
And it looks like it was just glued there as well.

Plus it has molten lava flowing from the top of the rock formation with literally no connection to anything.

Amazing design.

And what bothers me is that they will never revert it or acknowledge it to be a bad decision.

>>162836120
remove shrines, put back runes, make the jungle/map layout less shit, make the talents less corny (3 random arrows mirana, wow. thoughtless garbage)

>He doesn't play offlane SK w/ Desert Terrain and Sirocco weather

???

dotards?!?!?

>>162836358
Rush your Aghs and make sure they never run into anything ever again

Is he right /d2g?

https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/809433622985916416

>>162836307
post proof and your hardware

spectate a match and take a screenshot

>>162836120
lower exp gains, make denys worth less exp and last hits more, make just one bounty on each side spawn not two, remove shrines, make less stairs in jungle just make them fucking ramps

>>162836150
Dominator, because it doesn't give lifesteal anymore.

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>>162836715
>#kek

Are there any heroes who want to just ignore their level 10/15 talent tree choices in favour of leveling up their skills? Akin to certain heroes like Medusa/Antimage ignoring their skills and leveling stats for a few levels.

performance patch fucking WHEN

>>162836769
second this, by extension Satanic is not as good either

>>162836120
+6 Treants
Retarded xp gain
Tree, Visage, Lycan are broken op.
Heroes like CM, Veno, Axe, and SB have amazing talents but heroes like Clockwork have shitty talents.

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>>162836715
>reddit fag
>shitty joke
>kek

>>162836715
anyone wants to take one for the team and murder him?

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Skadoosh

I'm already sick of the new patch

now what?

I haven't won a single, godamn game since this patch. What the fuck, I never used to think bash was overpowered. But I'm pissed, I want it out of the game

>>162832203
>being giga gay

>>162836769
>literally buying your choice of CC or an aura for 1800 gold
>implying this isn't good on some heroes

>>162836934
Satanic doesn't build out of HotD anymore, moron.

>>162837016
lament the passing of a great game. it had a great run since the WC3 days. now it will just be the shadow of a memory

>Support CK
>LMAO 4 TINY

Sure it might have been a game between tier 5 teams but buildings just getting erased whenever CK had ult up was pretty funny.

Really dissapointed there were no new items this patch, I think this game needs tem variety, not more heroes or map changes.

>>162837180
no shit faggot that's why Satanic is balls

>>162836509
Are you retarded?
It's in the middle of the river for BALANCE.
When the Rosh Pit was connected to the Dire side, it gave Dire a huge advantage. Even when the devs moved the pit closer to the Radiant's side, it was still connected to the dire side so if you had some sort of blink you could slide right in.

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>>162828529
>>162828536
>>162829707
everyone talking about how overweight bubu is, but no pics? help me out bros

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So /d2g/, now that we have our own Monkey King, what is your W U K O N G ranklist, comparing his versions in other games. We're not talking about broken or useless he is, but as how well he was designed as well as his abilities.

Here's mine:

HoN>Dota 2>LoL>Smite

>>162837461
hoN monkey was GoaT
>punch niggas all over the battlefield

>>162837461
hot monkey dick

>its a 'no one wants to play carry OR support and you've got a jungle axe on your team game

oh boy

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So how are you faring in new patch lads?

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>MK and Lich Demand Top
>Insta lock Slark


eziest afk of my life

>>162836213
It was never this bad though, the definitely fucked with the mm algorithm in the past month.

>>162837654
If they did, then I have to thank Volvo for giving me 200 mmr since the patch.

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>>162837461
"Fun fact, the guy who voiced Monkey King in HoN, Matthew Mercer, is also the voice of Monkey King in Dota 2"

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>162837753
post the full image please

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>>162837750
>Could have had a monkey voiced by McCree
>VA strike fucked it all up

>>162837461
don't forget Vainglory.

Speaking of which, opinions on Vainglory? Would dotards in the westcoast be willing to team stack with me on occasion

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Did IceFrog go too far this time?

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>non-anglos

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>>162837639
Bretty good.

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>>162837845

>>162838014
Keep those refineries running, my beady eyed friend.

>>162838205
What the fuck are you talking about

>>162837889
Vainwhat?

I wonder why Valve or Riot don't advertise third party shit like redbull inside their games. It's literally free money.

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IMBA update when?
i just cant play vanilla dota.
im so addicted to imba its so much fucking fun.
i just cant even bear to play regular dota anymore that shits way too unfun for me now.

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>>162837373
>BALANCE
>Radiant higher winrate than dire

Hey dumbfuck shut the fuck up before you forget how to breath.

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>>162835016
It's great d2g is truly a microcosm of these four chins

>>162836334
they just need to be lucky once and they're set forl ife, unless they're financial retards

>>162838318
3v3 moba on phones (both apple and android). Interesting experimentation. Kind of like League, but it doesn't end after one teamfight, and actually has substance still a farming sim though

>>162838434
>they just need to be lucky once
might as well play the lottery then

>>162838450
>video games on phones
no thank you.

>>162837461
Dota>Smite>HoN>LoL

Everything in HoN looks like dog vomit to me, guess he must have been pretty fun for you to rate it the highest.

>>162837653
I'll be honest I really don't mind when people play like shit because hey, we've all been there.
Its when they act like asses when the're 2/7 or something that really grates it or try and blame their terrible performance on another player.

>>162837876
I was so fucking sad we didn't get a sweet talking cowboy for our MK.
The current voice makes more sense sure but fuck consistency give me McMonkey.

>>162838548
It's actually pretty fun, well balanced and honestly worth a try. get with the times old man, mobile is the future

>>162837876
>VA strike
fucking self entitled pricks
fucking ashole unions
Why can't they just shut the fuck up and be glad they don't have to work for a living

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I have this strange inkling that the new UI is somehow tied to the FPS issues

>>162838731
>mobile is the future

yeah, for shitposting on the toilet

not for vidya

>>162836409
I kind of know what you mean but I still have no idea
So because he's a good pusher (I he can decryptify himself so towers cant deal as much damage to him), he gives a lot of money to whoever kills him?

>>162838736
>open chat/scoreboard
>fps drops to sub30
>what i type doesnt even appear on chat but others see it

>>162838736
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5i44q4/penis_dicks/

the problem is that dota doesn't use all of the available resources anymore.

>>162837461
That's a neat fucking picture you got there.
Dota>Smite>LoL
I missed the opportunity to get into HoN when it was still living so I can't place a proper opinion on their Monkey.
>tfw in every game he's in he's either overpowered or useless
I just want a balanced monkeyman with a stick I can hit people over the head with.

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I think i'm done with dota, i also think i might be done with valve as a company.
This patch absolutely shits on the dota idea, it's dota smash brothers - lets get all the chinks to play edition. The map redesign is awful, the talent tree has clearly been barely play tested with wild swaps between useless to imba hero to hero, monkey kings design is worse than a league hero, the ui is fucking garbage, i can't see anything to fucking like about this patch.

I'm done, i'm not giving valve another fucking cent, i refuse to support a company that's clearly decided to give a big fuck you to it's original community in an attempt to pull in more money from the asian market.

>>162838809
ehh, they're m,aking some good stuff. Gameloft is Nubisoft 2, Unity is amazing, Android apks and emulators allow for exe ports and emulation. It's some pretty neato shit. I'm able to play Doom, Wolfenstien and Smash Bros. (n64) all on my phone.

>>162838959
Alright, so you don't like the changes and are going to leave?
See ya.

>>162839006
I am ashamed I know what gameloft is.

>https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/809433622985916416
redditor valves hill cunt got btfo by IXMIKE

>>162839067
>liking 7.00
Let me guess, you're a LoL/HotS refugee that started dota in 2015-2016?

>>162839067
Everyone is, and just like Ubisoft, they have the market's balls in their fist and just can't stop squeezing.

>>162839134
I thought mike was /our guy/

https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/809468866816421888

anyone else getting a delay in ingame chat? seems like comments appear three or four seconds after you actually input it

>>162839153
Oh no people have different opinions on you? They must be a league player!
How does everyone not share you opinion anon? Its incredible!

>>162837236
Tiny's illusions don't gain the building bonus damage of aghs.
Doing this with morphling/luna/tb would be stronger.

>>162838821
its the entire team networth
throw bounty runes on top of that and all kind of bullshit

Reminder that CARRY bounty hunter is actually viable.
lmao FREE100 damage with 1 second jinada lmao!

Thoughts on Mom on Jugg?

He can use it during the spin where he is silenced anyway so effectively the silence duration gets reduced to just like 3 seconds.

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i'm just gonna wait a month for 7.00a to come out and fix all the bad shit that was destined to happen with such huge changes.

>>162839849
spotted the smart poster

>>162835248
so that I can have fun while helping my team

>>162839849
Nah, you're gonna play Dota 2 again in like, 2 hours.

>>162839820
FREE FREE DAMAGE?

>>162839842
>using mom during spin
Wow, now you can attack for 0 damage faster

what if our chads Ad Finem are back to tier 3 on this patch. I'm worried dotards

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Who the fuck is wyrkm and why does he think he matters? Isn't he just a Reddit Mod?

>>162839965
das rite
FREE

>>162840047
Internal tester for Valve

>>162840047
why does anyone think their opinion matters?

>>162840036
>patch supports retarded fighting without brain activity
I think thirdies and russians will have no problems this patch.

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