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Recent updates
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20393880
-Winter theme live
-Stay with group live
-Symmetra update

>Symmetra Dev Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/TkSt442

>Permalink
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h-have i made you p-proud yet, /owg/?
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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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Panic D.va script fucking when???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H3j-SLi-K4
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>walk into locker room after long mission
>see this
What do?
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Blue
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>>162821994
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>>162821937
I'm saddened by the fact that this isn't the ugliest Tracer I've seen.
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TRACER IS MY WIFE !!
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Every time I see a Lucio I get the urge to chase him and kill him.

I do not know why.
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>>162821937
Tracer has no ass though.
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Ana
Biotic Rifle proposed changes:
Proposed change: 200 hp over 4 seconds (50hp/s) (HoT)
Damage reduced to 55 down from 80.

Continuously healing the same target will reset the HoT (Healing over time)

Nano boost proposed changes:
15% Speed increase up from 0%
25% Reduced damage taken down from 50%
35% increased damage done down from 50%

Biotic Grenade proposed changes:
Increased healing taken down to 50% from 100%
When used on a teammate with the healing debuff, now removes it but doesn't increase healing taken.

Reinhardt
Barrier field proposed changes:
You can now hit enemies behind reinhardt's barrier field.
The barrier field absorbs 80% of damage taken through the barrier field

Earthshatter:
Ultimate cost has been increased by 20%

Lucio
Speed boost aura removed

New ability:
Speed infusion. Cooldown: 15 seconds. Key: Shift
Lucio has the ability to infuse a teammate with 70% increased movement speed for 12 seconds.

Roadhog
Hook hitbox is now the size of the actual hook.
Hook length reduced by 50%

The tank meta is being enabled by ana's massive backline heals and lucio's speedboost. Reinhardt also enables it by getting the tanks close without taking damage. There is ONE thing tanks don't have, and that's range. Nerfing ana's healing to reasonable levels and removing lucio's speed boost aura, will help shift the meta away from tanks. It also doesn't help that all the tanks except for winston are overstatted as fuck. All the tanks have amazing ults that give tons of utility and cc. Offensive/Defensive heroes mostly have pure damage ults which is meaningless in a game like overwatch where everybody already shits out a fuckton of damage. If these changes were to happen, widowmaker would be a 100% pick in every game again, so she would need a redesign aswell.
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>>162822125
>reaper and 76 still have their masks on
>old hanzo and young genji together
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>>162822125
I'd ask who the guy with the green hair is.

I'd also ask where best boy is.
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>>162821937
Please delete that image.
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Daily reminder to bully your healers in and outside of the game

It's the only way to get the most out of them
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>>162822191
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>>162822205

Systemic racism.

Check your white privilege 300 times per day.
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I love Hana.
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Stay healthy, friends, and remember to take breaks from ranked!
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>>162821937
Welcome to Ana's world.
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> people struggled with wall ride and wallrun abilities on release and still struggle with them now
It's like you dudes never played the Tony Hawk series or SKATE and any other alternative sports game.

If you didn't play these your childhood must have sucked, playing Lucio feels like playing Skate with a side objective of capping the point.
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>>162822308
If it's that the racists were right.
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>>162822267
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symmetra went from a troll pick to a meme pick like bastion and torb
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Explain this.
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>>162822368
I used to play lots of Tony Hawk's games and Lucio doesn't compare.

He makes me feel more like climbing a mountain in Skyrim, trying to find the right slope level designers failed to make steep enough or mashing spacebar to ascend.
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>>162822368
Meanwhile playing AGAINST Lucio feels like pin needles being driven into your eyes and nails driven into your fingers.
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>>162822368

>skate
>childhood
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>>162822125
Ask McCree why he's using Zenyatta's locker.

then give lucio a succ
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>>162822267
>Lucio
>Speed boost aura removed
This desu. Buff speed boost to 50 at amp it up but let it affect only Lucio.
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what's a good character for beginners
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>>162822473
you were a mistake
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>>162822492
Anything under 18 is technically a childhood period anon
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>playing McCree in QP
>keep being shut down by other team's Hanzo
>focus him and start shutting him down
>both of us literally only ever die to each other
>neither of us says a word but both know what's happening
>my team prevails
>POTG is me putting two bullets in Hanzo's head and then ulting three people on the point for victory

>next match
>Hanzo reinstanced to my team
>compliment him on his shots to clear up animosity
>teammate says how it's nice to see positive communication for a change


These situations keep happening to me, I befriended a Genji main by chance and play with him regularly, and I despise Genji.
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>>162822527
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>>162822473
What the fuck
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>>162822527
If you're in bronze, Pharah.

Nobody ever looks up and nobody has the precision to hit a target any further than 10 meters away
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>>162822527
Depends on your previous gaming history and your preferred roles, but generally S76, McCree, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Lucio, Mercy. Hanzo is pretty simple too.
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>>162822485
>trying to track a lucio wall riding above and around your head as a 76
>all that Z-aim
>all that retarded hitbox-shift

kill me

>trying to track a lucio wallriding and jumping around a payload as a 76
>the payload is full of bumps that lucio keeps bouncing off, making his hitbox tracking even more unpredictable

kill me
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>>162822635
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>>162822473
He's either low ranked or got carried to GM
isn't healsluting amazing?
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>>162822758
Is this for real?
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Sleep Dart needs to be nerfed into the ground
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>>162822758
>finally reach lucio on solid ground
>he is accompanied by 2 tanks

goodbye world
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What's the most stressful role to be in a comp game? It's being a healer, isn't it? that or Tank.
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>>162822758
>>162822485
>le lucio is hard to hit meme
t. silver
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Soldier's damage nerf when?
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>>162822862
just dodge it lmao
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>>162822862
you need to stop playing roadhog
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>>162822931
Never. Not doing enough damage was the reason why he wasn't being played in the first place.
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>>162822881
It's either solo DPS or solo healing, for me.
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>>162822758
> be Lucio
> wall riding above the point on Nepal
> team stacked up and fighting near the edge
> OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN.JPG
>their team takes pot shots on my shield as I take our their team in two to three boops
> POTG
> say in all chat "Worlds most annoying Lucio"
> Why are they so angry?
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i dont care what you pretend pros say, if your team is complete trash you cannot carry
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>>162822881

That's the most stressful role to be in any game mode.
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>>162822883
>he hasn't even met a lucio who knows how to abuse his glitchy hitbox and move defensively other than jumping around like a retard

t. wood
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>playing quickmatch
>do pretty well and teamup with two other players
>one is a healslut and they are both "xd so random"
Shit was fun beyond that though.
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>>162823065
pull the trigger on the nigger
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>Numbani defense
>Fuck it, going Sym just to try out her new shit
>mfw its OP as shit even though I have no problems killing her
I thought you cunts were just spouting memes, but it really is easy as fuck to play her now.
She's totally viable now and even fun
Might be my third most favorite after Zen and McCree even
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>>162822473
I think I've played in a party with this guy before back at the beginning of S2. QB7 or something, don't know why you're censoring the name.
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>>162821994

tfw 100 points short off of top 500

good job anon
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>>162822881
For me it's Rein
>My feet hurt
>The armor is heavy
>what if I fail my charge and die
>I hope I won't fail my firestrikes
>Oh God they're speedboosting toward me what do I do
>Earthshatter is at 87%
>Mine shield is almost down
>Ana nanoboosted me for no reason
>I guess it's now or never
CATCHPRASE!
>die to Pharah+Zarya ults
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>1 win away from top 500
>lose 3 games in a row

fugggggg :DDDDDD
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DJINIATTA OR RA

FUCK EVENT SKINS I DONT WEAR THIS SHIT OUTSIDE OF EVENTS
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holy shit Sombra is FUN
i didn't even know she can shit out damage like that since i've never seen anyone who play her well
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>>162822267
>those hypothetical Rein changes

I'm not sure whether to like it or not. I like playing as Rein and I don't appreciate getting hit behind a shield. But fighting against Rein, I could just shoot his shield, damage people behind it, and charge up my ult slowly.
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Imagine SJW's outcry if genders on this poster were reversed ? Why is nobody complaining yet ?
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>>162822635
>McHanzo

I know you want it.
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>>162823475
You sound like a fag.
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>>162823259
That said, I havent really played her but can you have both a generator and a teleporter up?
It seems like huge waste of potential ult charge if you cant.
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Symmetra is freaking OP in sub platinum, no one is good enough at aiming to kill her before her deathbeam destroyes a 200hp character.

If you're below 2000, just main Symm, be somewhat competent in placing your stuff, and watch your rank go sky high. It's silly.
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>>162823475
>Mathieu in another shitty rom-com
>"I-i-it doesn't count 'cause it's a parody of an older rom-com"
Wish he stuck to the omnic indie scene. Hope that check's worth playing a human bitch every time.
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>>162823259
>Walking slowly behind the shield as you melt anyone in your sight thanks to your retarded range
>the shield as almost as much HPs as Rein's
>Shield generator gives to you and your team free 50 bonus regenerating HPs
>this is supposed to be balanced
I'm loving it
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>Say Im cute or die!
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There are just 500 top 500 people per region, is it possible to not face 2-3 every single quickjplay game?
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>>162823438
I dont think Reinhardt is that bad in terms of balancing. But he does drag the pacing down.

I think the game would be a lot more fun if he didnt exist.
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>>162823589
you can't charge her ult while either of her machines are up
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>>162823569
>sound
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>>162823383
I like Djin because it still looks like Zen. I don't like skins that make characters look like an entirely different new charaacter. That's why I don't like any McCree legendaries.
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>>162823649
>>the shield as almost as much HPs as Rein's

It's literally half of Rein's shield.
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LEAKED DOOMFIST KIT

m1 is a fist melee with QM range that does 100 dps
m2 is a haymaker that deals bonus damage to airborn enemies
E is a grab and toss upwards that deals 50
Shift gives him a buff that makes his next attack deal double damage
Q is a dash punch that is hard to aim but oneshots anyone caught in its path
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>fought against surefour in ranked
>he actually destroyed my team with sombra

What the fuck I thought streamer being good was a meme
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>>162823717
fuck off retard
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>>162823768
>A pro gamer being actually good is a meme.
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>main hanzo
>drop from 3400 to 2700

wew
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>sub 3.5k rank
>winning a game is a coin toss between which team has the most stubborn off-meta picking stubborn cunt and which team has the triggered loser who starts frothing at the mouth before the game even begins and goes full "i trol u lool"

I swear the climb will be so much easier once I hit masters since these boosted monkeys will become less and less frequent
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>>162823768
They're good but only the ones that solo queue, the ones with ass companions are total chodes.
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Tongue.
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>>162823683

My nigga. That's the reason I have no interest in Sunyatta or Ra. Zen is my favourite hero and I still want him to look like himself.
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>>162823475
The girl looks vaguely like "Famous podcaster" about overwatch husbandos so a fair amount of tumblr is hung up on that.
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>>162823880
>use wind on zen
>have golden balls
>dont equip them

This is true tranquility
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>>162823876
Best
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>>162823649
>Shield generator gives to you and your team free 50 bonus regenerating HPs
Make that 75
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>>162823828
>hanzo
you deserve it
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blu
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>>162823649
Shes less support and more offensive now, no joke.
Literally got 38 eliminations (gold) and some 20 objective kills and silver damage, all from behind the confort of my shield.
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>>162823935
Not even the best in her own family.
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when will they nerf reinhardt

he's so fucking horrible to play against and the only way to counter him is to pick reinhardt yourself
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Serious question. How many of you smoke weed?
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>>162823989
I like how Mei was the wrong color so they buried her.
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>Pick reinhardt
>Killing 5 niggers of the enemy team alone
>Protect the retards in my team
>Still losing

>Get soldier
>wiping out both enemy healers and the enemy shitty hanzo
>Meanwhile the retards on my team can't kill 3 shitty enemies
>Still losing

>Getting zarya
>Perfect gravitons
>My team can't even do fucking damage even when the enemy team has 3 of them alive
>Still losing

>Okay maybe this time will be okay
>Blizzard gives me 3 unranked pieces of shit and 1 troll
>Losing

This is not a problem with the season or the meta, this is literally the community being even worse than League of legends community. Overwatch is filled with spergs that will never allow you to enjoy the game.
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I want someone to be my senpai and play with me when I get this game pls, just teach me how not to be a shitter
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>>162824040
DUDE
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>>162823658
D.Va is cute! Now kill me.
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>>162824031
You don't nerf essential heroes. You make more that fit his role
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>>162823649
Best of all is how she melts shit like Genji and Lucio instantly I fucking love it.
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So how do you actually counter Symmetra+Torbjorn combo? practically everything takes twice the time to kill
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>>162824097

WEED
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>>162824018
Both of them are qts. I just prefer Pharah.

Also, you have shit taste friend.
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>>162823031
As of now its fucking too much.
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>>162824197
just walk into them with 6 ults up
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>>162824031
>two reinhardt's fighting against each other
>it become's a battle of who charges first and misses.
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>>162824197
Sombra.
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>>162824040
Do you watch Seth Rogen movies too?
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>>162823768
>What the fuck I thought streamer being good was a meme

it depends, i've played with timthetatman and that guy sucks a total chode.
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>>162824256
>they charge at the same time and stun each other

I actually had it happen to me once.
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YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO POST WHAT HERO PERSONALITY YOU WANT TO SEE ADDED TO THE GAME
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>>162824256
Rein mindgames of who ults first are the best.
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>>162824326
I like some Seth Rogen movies. Zack and Miri is one of my favorite comedies, but that's also because I'm in love with Elizabeth Banks.
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>>162824406
angry healer
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>>162824059
>I am a super-amazing god at video games and it's everyone else who sucks and that's why I never win
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>>162824342
Tim is really a meme don't take him seriously
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>>162824406
Overpowered Tank
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>>162824342
Did you watch his stream while he played
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>>162824406
shota healer
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>>162824406
Healer who's constantly pissed at his team getting hurt and not doing shit.
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>>162824406
Cowardly tank who still does her job well
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>>162824113
or just nerf his either offense or his defense. Like two hammer swings kills any squishy and it's impossible to get away from since he's so fucking fast and has such ridiculous range for a melee. His shield is just the best ability in the game
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>>162824406
Chinese healer who charges his teammates for his services
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>>162824342
everyone knows Tim is bad and it's hilarious
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ll nothing for Elf tracer

Fuck you artist!
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>>162824406
A sadist healer
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>>162824406
Omnic tank that is all pushed based.
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>>162824557
that would be an American healer then
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>>162824513
This.
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>>162824406
Bimbo.

Only got into OW through "connections." Has no skills and just takes up a slot on the team to be carried every game.
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>>162824406
Flamboyant gay dude who secretly works the eye organization in Sombra's backstory vid and suppresses his violent personality behind gay bravado
>YAAAAAS
>"Girl, bye" upon killing someone
>Pharah, I heard you had a poster of Reinhardt growing up. Do you still have it?
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>>162824342
Has anyone here ever played Seagull or Moonmoon?
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>>162824707
We already have Mercy
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>>162824406
Another tank with an English accent. Just HAM it up but not as stereotypical as Tracer's.
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>elf tracer on my team

God damn
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>>162824707
So, Mercy?
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>>162824734
I wish I can play with moon

>tfw not GM
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>>162824707
Tfw all the girl gamurs exposed with the new ranking system

feelsgood
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are there too many manchildren in Competitive mode?

pic related, standard issue Genji/Hanzo """"""main"""""".
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>>162824707
>Widowmaker
>Literally the wife of an OW agent
>has never contributed to any team in any game ever
>character design is OMG LOOK AT MY CHEST

bro I think you already got what you want
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>>162824524
This is cute
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>>162824734
I saw Bangs and Enumbre play with moonmoon
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>when u sleepy your daughter in the foot because she was going to have a rocket tantrum
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>>162824895
I get that this is supposed to be cute but Zen's Nutcracker skin is horrifying and kinda ruins that tone
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>>162824273
I see people kept mentioning Sombra to use against them but how? I just can't imagine her being useful at all
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>>162824958
>widowmaker
>being about chest
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>be me
>wanted to buy roadie + mei skins whatever they were going to be
>get from boxes out of dailies lucio,harambe,tracer,zenyatta xmas skins + another legendary
>have enough coins to buy both roadie and mei and still time to get them from boxes
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>>162824406
medieval crusader/templar
or a polish hussar
or just a reinhardt skin
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How do you buff Winston to bring him in line with the other tanks without making him Dva tier?
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>>162825142
Same happened with me. Happy holidays, indeed.
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>>162824958
>character design is OMG LOOK AT MY CHEST

I mean, I think you should be banned for being so dumb.
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>>162825276
Make his shield stronger than the average paper bag
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>>162825276
Just make his shield CD 8 seconds and boom here you go
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So is Tracer still good? I know Soldier is staple but I want to know about other offense heroes and I'm only interested in Tracer
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>>162824734
I've ran into moonmoon in 3v3 before. My QP mmr must be way higher than my actual SR since I've also run into Talespin, Rapha, AZK and a couple other pros. Also ran into enumbre several times before.
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>>162824040
I usually do. But I'm in an illegal state, and I'm out, so I'm taking it easy on Overwatch so I don't tilt or burn out.

Overwatch while high is the most fun activity ever, though. Seem to play better too, since I'm enjoying it more and don't have to put effort into being fully engaged and focused.
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>>162825359
>I want to know about other offense heroes
>I'm only interested in Tracer

So... you just want to know about Tracer then
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>>162824772
>>162824838
Yes.
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>>162824734
i've played with TViQ and Zeb a few days ago, they're not like rank 1 and rank 2 in europe.
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What's his fucking damage
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It's time for the threadly positive vibes post.

Post some good stuff that's happened to you in game recently.

As always, pass into the Iris.
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>>162825538
>tviq
>rank 1 EU
Holy shit EU is actually bad
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>>162825594
Overwatch Wiki
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>>162825612
nothing positive ever happens to me
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>>162825612
won christmas King's Row on attack with santa Torbjorn
took a picture of him sitting on the sled
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>>162824895
Oh, God. Poor Gongo.
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>>162824734
last season I qued with him a ton.

He's a right cunt tbqh
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>>162825612
My regular comp team is getting less meta-obsessed and practicing more heroes so we all have more flexibility to play who we want.

i.e. if I'm just shitting it up as McCree, our Lucio can play D.Va and I can switch to Lucio so I can actually contribute
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>>162825612
i slept a pharah mid-air and someone noticed and said nice shot

needless to say, i fapped furiously afterwards
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>>162825872
Delete
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Can someone explain why the Arcade gives out boxes? Every Arcade game is less fun than the Main game. Blizzard is incentivizing players to play a less fun version of the game. What is the rationale behind that?
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>>162825928
and sometimes I even get to play Junkrat on defense because we have enough tanks and healers already and that makes me happy.
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>>162825909
I love what a dick he is tbqh
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>pushing payload to second point on Dorado
>half the team dies
>Mercy has rez
>wait for it
>wait for it
>wait for it
>end up back in spawn room
>she then uses rez on one person and dies
>"Why the fuck didn't you use rez?"
>"I was waiting for Rein to die!"
>I point out how she cost us the point with that non-rez
>everybody else on the team says that it's nobody's fault that she didn't get her rez off, not even hers
>What the fuck? Are these faggots serious?
>lose in overtime as the other team moves the payload farther

Can Mercy get deleted from the game, please? I am sick and tired of these fucking Mercy mains.
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>>162826164
well I never watch his stream. It's annoying when you keep getting him
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>>162826032
I actually enjoy Mystery Heroes a lot. It's a chance to just play around and not take wins and losses too seriously. No limits is great for trying a hero you want to practice with and again, winning and losing doesn't matter as much.

I think it's really relaxing. And whatever, it's not like loot boxes are some super magical treasure only reserved for the most hardcore players.
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>>162825525
is that a figure? holy shit
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>>162825612
>Entire enemy team was in the small room at the start of anubis
>earthshatter and get all of them
>we team wipe
>mfw
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>>162825062
she isn't, they just don't understand that her hacking is actually useless against turrets.
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>>162826032
Because fun is subjective and varies from person to person, day to day. Right now Counter-Strike: Mei's Offensive is the most fun for me because I like instagib games and I've played so much of everything else that I find most everything else bland, unless I play with fun people.

I don't understand why people think their subjective interpretations of things are so universal.
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Blueberry!
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>>162825612
>tracey on me
>take out my pew pew blaster
>get her low enough she needs to recall
>dink dink dink
>dead
>I then use the sitting emote to hide in a bush
>emerge from bush and get 4 man rez
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>>162825062
If her ult destroys Symmetra deployables shield, using EMP leaves them with 50 hp.
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>no-one kills the pharah so it's a draw again
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>>162824772
>>162824838
Fuck you
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i just want the fucking yeti for christmas ;_;
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>>162826032
>What is the rationale behind that?
I believe it was due to the XP penalty. One of the main reasons people never played weekly brawls was because you wouldn't get much out of them. So they added the weekly lootbox system to the new Arcade, so that people who play Arcade as much if not more than QP or Ranked still got a steady supply of lootboxes.
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>>162825909
Moonmoon or seagull?
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>>162826618
no fuck you mercyman
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>>162825945
>slept a mid-air pharah on Lijang Tower over the pit
>she falls too her death
>everyone starts laughing in chat
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>>162822473
>Objective kills: 0
>Damage done: 0
>Eliminations: 0
>Final blows: 0
>Solo kills: 0
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>>162826701
moon
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>>162826776
>unbind secondary weapon
>unbind melee
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>>162825909
>memer is shit head
wow shocked.

Moon always seemed like he had that condition that if he didn't stop talking he believes he would die
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>>162824549
>3 hammer swings for any 200hp hero.
>don't go into meele range.
>force him to turn or destroy his shield
>it's pretty easy especially now with S:76 melting him from afar
In other words get good shitter
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>>162825612
>Rein charge to get back to my team.
>At the very end of the charge a Tracer blinks into it and goes splat..
>It happens again the next time I die and charged back.
Felt so good.
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>>162825276
Buff shield strength to 1000, make the cooldown start as soon as the shield drops instead of when it ends. Buff the damage on his ult to 50 instead of 40.
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>>162826975
I'm pretty sure you mean Tim
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>>162827072
He sucks too. I thought moon didn't shut up then I saw Tim's stream
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>>162825909
What's wrong? did he teabagged you or wasted his ult on you?
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>>162826987
>charging back to your team as rein

Waste of a charge tbqh
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>>162825359
Tracer is still great, even easier to track now that half your enemies are huge tanks.
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Caramel is superior
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>>162827218
>tracer tracking
>complicated
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>>162827145
Streamers are suppose to talk, wouldn't make money or have fans if they didn't.
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>>162827181
no he would never coordinate with thte team and do shit all on his own.

I lost nearly every game when i got him on my team
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>>162827072
>>162827145
Have you guys seen pokelawls?
I thought he was ok as a streamer until i saw him throw a bitch fit because someone called on him not switching from his genji the whole game and then he started blaming everyone else and boasting about his great contribution (was 0).
Literally never clicking his stream again
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Why no dva skin? Well here's a rough concept I made. No bully
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>>162827228
hey look, it's a completely average ass
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how to choose between sym ult?
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>comp completely dependant on if teams can hit pharah

not fun
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How about a moment of appreciation for that feel when you time your Reinhardt charge and hit Mei right as she comes out of ice block.
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>>162827440
I watched him the other day actually, he seemed like a decent player but the blaming, I've seen Tim do that too. I can't tell if it's ironic when Tim does it because he's the one who usually feeds but accuses others of throwing and feeding
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>SYMMETRA'S SO FUCKING OVERPOWERED NOW HER BEAM FUCKING INSTAKILLS YOU FUCKER HER TURRENTS THEY SHOULDA NEVER BUFFED THIS BITCH

I want to abandon my friends.
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>>162827450
Blizzard are too lazy to make a skin for her and her mech

I still have faith that we will get something on valentines
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>>162827491
Depends entirely on how far the point is from your spawn, IMO. Get a teleporter on Volskaya A, but a generator on B for example
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>>162827570
>come back after hiatus
>buffed torb and symmetra memers everywhere

Well i guess ill be back when there isnt any autopilot heroes in the meta
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>>162827450
>no D.Va halloween skin
>no D.Va christmas skin
>easily the best and most popular overwaifu

what did they mean by this?
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>>162827491
are healers shit and dying constantly but somehow still holding point? teleporter

are they still not quite grasping how much dps you do and rushing you? are you getting quadra kills and nobody is dying? shields

so shields 90% of the time more useful for longer time than teleporter
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>>162827474
yeah but its more about her personality and values, that's not an average whore she is a special woman
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>>162827515

Ok, lolino
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>>162827295
Big difference between talking and just rambling play by play while the chat spams moon2smug
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>>162827491
Teleporter is usually a little better for first point, but Shield Gen is literally always useful for every point
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>>162827542
tis a good feel
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>>162827474
Wait every grandma has an ass like that?
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>>162827542
Should be second nature for anyone who plays a lot of rein, but it does feel good every single time.
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>>162827450
>>162827692
>>162827584

Not sure if trolling, but Blizzard is on the record saying they don't want to sexualize D.Va since she's so young and they kind of use Widowmaker as that femme fatale character.
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>>162827692
mercy is the most popular by far actually in terms of fans, fanart, porn, etc
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>>162827827
This.
Being sexually attracted too DVA makes you a pedophile.
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Which do you think is the most tilt-inducing spray?
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>>162827827
They don't have to sexualise her with a new skin (even though she has that skin-tight plugsuit with a honking booty)
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>>162827798
she's like 30 there
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>lose when I play anything but Reinhardt

How am to get gud at shootering?
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>>162827827
>skin = sexualize
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>>162827542
someone say mei and charge?
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>>162827827
She is 19.
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>mei's event is boring
>but other event is basically random heros in WINTER
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>>162827827
>>162827906
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>>162827827
>so young
all girls her age have gotten ATTHE VERY LEAST 10 different ducks in her by that time
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>>162825594
Fully charged: 125
Uncharged: 29
with double damage on headshot
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>>162827970
>playing toblerone on escort
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>>162827980
She's not illegal, she's young. There's a difference. They don't think that fits her character and they specifically avoid it. I'm just telling you what I know.
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>>162827970
I literally cum everytime I see that fat fuck gook cunt get btfo
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>>162828095
Yeah, they don't want to sexualize her.
That is why they put her in a skin tight suit.
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>>162828051
>10 different ducks
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>>162828095
How is a cute reindeer costume any more sexy then a skin tight bodysuit
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>tfw no cuteberry to hold close
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>>162828186
she's not a gook

she's a chink, retard
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>>162827827
Who cares for this little slut, i want new sexy MEKA!
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>>162828221
same shit, fuck up cunt
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re: D.Va

Not everyone gets a skin for every event. She'll get something eventually. And it's probably going to be cute, not sexy.
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>>162828198
>not knowing that duck penis are great
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>>162828050
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lpmNdF8Mdew
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It's a shame that there is such a limit to how much you can carry in this game. Sure, there's a possibility if your team is a little worse than the other and they are of a modicum skill, but there's nothing worse than when the other team is good and your team just can't kill shit. Like, why finish the match? Nothing's happening and I can't even shoot the widow that's murdering me because of everything else
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>>162821937
How do I reaper when enemy team grouped and I can't get backup
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>>162828323
get your slurs in order you fucking shitcunt
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>people pronouncing Pharah as 'Fairra'
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>>162822125
Why do you guys post so much Yasuo
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>reinhardt and torbjörn both have brown eyes

We got played by the kikes again and we didn't even notice.
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As a Muslim living in America, the Christmas event has been very hard for me. Everywhere I look in the game I see reminders of the holiday that seem to mean ''YOU ARE NOT WANTED'' which fuel my anxiety of Islamophobia. Next year I hope Blizzard will be more tolerant with their event as to not hurt people such as myself
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Anyone else having trouble connecting on PS4?
Seriously, shit's taken over a minute
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>>162828207
What's wrong with smug there?
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>>162822125
I change and just walk back out since roadhog isn't there
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>>162828498
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>>162828498
What do you want a oil Sheik junkrat skin or bomb icon or something?
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>>162828498
That is because you are not fucking wanted and just tolerated.
People can't tell you to fuck off, because it is proper etiquette to not do it.
Now go allahu akhbar in your home city.
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>enemy team has reaper
>he walks into us and somehow nobody can shoot him
>i play reaper
>enemy on my ass like taco on gringos
?
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So I’ve written before about how it’s really problematic making the character who is coded as “angel” blonde. But you know what’s even shittier? Making your angel character blonde, then having an alternate skin named “Devil” and giving that skin black hair.

Not following why that’s problematic? Well, allow me to quote myself:

>Here’s another one I wish I didn’t see as often as I did. If you’re writing a race that has inborn magic powers, immortality, supernatural sexiness, preternatural senses, or is otherwise superior to normal boring humans, DON’T have the defining trait of that race be a real world racial trait.

Wait. No. I’m going to be more explicit.

DON’T MAKE THEM BLONDE. Because that is some creepy white supremacy shit right there – ESPECIALLY when combined with the Evil Darkies [aka: the trope of making evil races have dark skin] mentioned above.

That’s not to say you can’t have superhumans! … you can keep 100% of your magical superhumans and still have them not suck. Case in point, World of Warcraft. The good elves are purple and the bad elves are blonde. (Granted, there’s still an awwwwwful lot of fail of just about all types in WoW. But this is, at least, one small thing that they did manage to get right.)

When you tie the idea of “good” to traits that are White and “evil” to traits that are Not-White, THAT IS RACIST.
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>>162828392
Stay with your group, help push down the enemy Rein shield faster and initiate the teamfight, secure kills.

If your group is uncoordinated and their group is coordinated, switch class.
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>>162828498
shut up
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>>162828359
I want D.Va to fart on my face while teabagging me after utterly dominating me in a video game!
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>>162828661
>getting baited this easily
manlets never learn
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Why won't they give reaper the invisibility he deserves
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>>162828498
low quality bait
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>>162828498
>tfw a muslim living in Indonesia
>my local mosque community held a Dota 2 tournament last week
>most of the players are chinks and it was a fun event

It's very chill in here and nobody cares about your religion unless they're sperglords at facebook or something
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>>162828498
>>162828656
>>162828661
>>162828731

>this many replies to such obvious bait
jesus christ the newfaggotry is strong
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>>162828681
Sup, bait

Lucio is black. Argument invalid
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>>162828674
>enemy team has mercy
>she walks in the middle of our entire team and no one sees her
>I play mercy
>their entire team fling themselves past my team and slap their ults all over my face
?
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>>162828681
>allow me to quote myself

Kek this is gold.

DId you get this off the blizzard forum or just your own brand of bait?
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>>162828498
american education everyone

>>162828825
sounds more plausible, all my Muslim friends are very cool guys and i know 2 who stream on twitch and are fucking gods at CSGO
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WHY THE FUCK IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET INTO A FUCKING QP MATCH
FIX YOUR SHIT BLIZZARD
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Blue post
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>>162828948
Looks like it's some tumblr blog shit. Was hoping for Blizz forums to see the shitstorm.
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>>162828860

So out of a lineup of 22 characters, you have exactly 1 black person – Lucio. And YES I get that there are other characters who are visible minorities – Symmetra, Pharah, Hanzo, etc. But what about McCree and Soldier 76, who are both from the United States? Or Tracer, who is from the UK? Or Widowmaker, who is from France? Or Mercy, who is from Switzerland? All of these are countries with diverse populations! Black people live in all of these countries! Coding all of the Western first world nations as white is problematic as hell. (And no, Widowmaker does not count as a PoC because she’s blue.)

So with all of that in mind, it is doubly problematic that Lucio – the only black guy – is a black guy from the slums. And sure, he’s from the favelas in Rio de Janeiro. And sure he was “fighting the man”. But the core concept was “black DJ from the slums who stole things”. And when your go-to backstory for the only black guy is “poor thief”, that is super fucking problematic. The stereotype of black people as thieves and criminals is the reason why real actual black people get profiled by police and followed in shops and stores. And the fact that the video games industry is more than 87% white makes all of this even more problematic.

So. You know. What the actual fuck?
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>>162829008
m00t
Who?
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>when your team picks literally every tank except Rein

Why?
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>>162829073
olev
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>>162829068
Forgetting about winston dummy
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>>162829006
>skirmish
>run out
>enemy team all grouped
>my team sittin in base shooting the walls
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>>162822473
ZERO FUCKING DAMAGE
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>>162829073
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What's the fastest way to level up? Winning 3v3 in a group?
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>>162829101
Reinhardt in solo queue is a ridky bet becauss you're basically hoping your team isn't a bunch of mouth breathing retards
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>>162829006
>team up with 3 others
>a third of the people needed to play
>6+ minutes with no match
Canceling and starting again worked though.
Because overwatch is on drugs.
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>>162828674
>>162828937
Nigga, are you me?
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>>162827450
Keep up the good art, anon. I secretly love you.
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As a Chinese woman living in America, the Christmas event has been very hard for me. Everywhere I look in the game I see reminders of the holiday that seem to mean ''YOU ARE NOT WANTED'' which fuel my anxiety to the level were I put stones in snowballs. Next year I hope Blizzard will be more tolerant with their event as to not hurt people such as myself
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>>162829068
I think the biggest problem is that there are only two Omnics even though the game supposedly revolve around them.
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>>162829187
Mystery heroes
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>>162829119
TriHard Kappa xD
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Since when the did THIS become hotter than...
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Who is using who?
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>>162829101
I pick Rein with friends.

I don't pick Rein solo because when I look at my team it's Hanzo, Widow, Genji, Sombra, and Symmetra on attack, and they're scattered to the four winds and nowhere near each other.
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>>162829327
Mercy using the Reaper obviously based on the lore of Junkistein
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>>162829280
Bastion isn't an Omnic.
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>>162829319
...than this?
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>>162829319
your mom.
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>>162829287
no u
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>>162827450
more lolis when?
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>>162828207
Got any more these? Shit's funny
>>
>packing a snowball in the brawl
>"I'm putting a rock in this one!"

where were you when Mei started the Boston Massacre
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>>162829259
why is she saying 66?
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>>162823383
RA, that shit is fuckin raw.
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>>162829561
Mei is The Thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8etBjpfb7Q
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>>162829472
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>>162829586
Thats how many dickings she's taken
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>playing competitive
>Kings Row, defense, 1-0
>team consists of Zarya(me)/Mei/76/Tech Support/Hanzo/Undecided
>Me: "Hey guys, we need a fucking healer, please"
>Undecided picks Reaper
>mfw
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>>162829640
genji mains
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>>162824406
Armored knight girl
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>>162829654
>dat Mercy
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>>162829008
is this real?
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please tell me this 3 tank gay meta ends soon? every single ranked match is locked to use same heroes. theres literally no variety.
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>>162829008
it's been years since i've lost the game
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>>162829764
I like to believe there's a kid somewhere saying "oh, no healer? I better pick someone who can self heal then" and not realizing the irony.
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>>162829327
Mercy is using Reaper obviously. Reaper is her servant.

But she should STOP immediately because she's breaking 76's heart into pieces right now.
But that's her point isn't it?
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>>162829978
>5 dps
>should I pick tank or healer
Of course you would pick something with self sustain.
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>>162829640
in a scenario where my team picks torb sombra mcree hanzo widow on defense numbani I'd probably say fuckit and play genji too
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>>162829327
reaper and 76 are such studs with ow ladies in webms
>>
>Have barely gotten any holiday loot boxes so far
>When I do open one the holiday item is almost always a dupe
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>>162830050
Might as well go Junkrat and get that gold medal xp for damage

and probably elims
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>>162830031
are you implying that Mercy is a lawless cumslut who uses men as living dildos
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>>162830034
Are you forgetting the fact that this game relies on teamwork and hero synergy to succeed right?
>>
Just finished my placement matches, got something around 2250 rating. How do I stop being shit?
>play S76
>can't kill fucking Lucio
>play mercy
>get flanked or plainly focused and killed
>play D.va
>don't feel like contributing tothe game at all
Are there guides one must see, or youtubers/streamers to learn how to git gud from?
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>>162829858
Better meta than nano boosted genji desu.
>>
can anyone please play shitty HOTS with me to get oni genji leave your bnet if you want to. EU pls
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>>162830186
kill yourself my man
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>>162830186
are you implying that she isn't?
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>>162830204
Are you forgetting the fact that most of said team doesn't want to cooperate?

You would probably pick Lucio and start sucking everyones dick just to win.
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>>162830279
;_______;

mean
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>>162829008
3/10, made me enlarge image on phone
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>>162830253
Stylosa has some nice entry-level vids on Youtube for how to play each hero. His channel is called Unit Lost or something.
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>>162830104
both of them fucked Ana and young Mercy and maybe each other as well so it makes sense
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>>162829586
It's supposed to be GG, but the artist can't draw letters apparently.
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>running into a mechless d.va as symmetra
If this isn't rape then I don't know what is.
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>>162830186
>lawless cumslut
As a Mercy main I have to let you know that there is law to cumsluttery and that's picking only the specimens that produce the most potent and fertile semen.
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>>162830204
If I'm looking at a 5 DPS team I'm picking whatever the fuck I want cause this team is already a shitshow. It'll either be so stupid it works or we'll lose anyway, but I'm not going to be the only one miserable while it happens.
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>people call all mexicans wall hoppers and all indians are poo in loos

>get mad when people say all whites are alt-right nazis

hmmm... really makes u think
>>
>>162830336
Hmm, you're right. I'm glad I left that match btw, even if it cost me a loss, I was just wasting my time with those chucklefucks.
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>>162830619
why is this on my board about games?
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>>162830472
>thinking either of them touched Ana that way
The next comic is gonna be a rude awakening my man.
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>>162830619
got any names for these people?
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>>162830619

This is the Overwatch general, friendo. On /vg/. It's not /pol/.
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>>162828334
But D.Va is the most sexually arousing character in the game.
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>>162830773
gay gay go away
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>>162830773

all the reyesx76 fags were saying that new comic was coming on Christmas
>mfw didnt happen
>mfw never gonna happen
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Pharah' big, hard, erect futa cock!
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>>162830619
>people that would call them wall hoppers and poo in the loos are more likely alt-right
>would not be offended at thinking all whites should think like them
>people offended wouldn't be saying that kind of stuff in the first place

But seriously India, use a fucking toilet.
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>>162828334
>implying she cant be both
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>>162830928
We just don't know when the next comic is. Christmas was a good bet but you also have to remember canceling First Strike was a surprise for everyone. Even the writer himself didn't see it coming.

P-Poor Micky...
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>>162830943
>Tfw justice rains from above
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>>162830943
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>tfw you get a potg
>tfw mercy revives your kills during the potg
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How are you supposed to get medals as Zarya?
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>>162830795
no she's not
she's s a fucking child
>>
>>162822045

A relic from a lost time
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>>162831085
It was super easy before the various Zarya nerfs.
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>>162830774
Reinhardt
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>>162831101
t. widowmaker
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>>162830619

>call all whites racist
>surprised when there's a white identitarian movement
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>>162831101
She's 19.
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>>162830886
and come again another day?
sure I'll be here tomorrow too
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>summer olympics event had wallpapers for it
>christmas event doesn't
I really wanted a high res pic of that christmas village on the invitation gif.
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>>162831157
I'd say she's better than she was with the hit register buff
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>>162831101
>19
>nice tight tits and hips
>a child

lol okay
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>>162831082
>Playing Junkrat
>Kill two people in narrow hallways of Eichenwalde
>Mercy revives them
>Kill the same two people almost instantly
>Counts as back to back double kills and earns me PotG

Thanks for the assist, Mercy.
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>>162831387
Is D.Va a canon virgin?
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I wish I screencapped my hundreds of posts from 5 months ago about how Tanks are too strong and will become even stronger and more spammed with how badly Blizzard balances this game

Enjoying your shitty tank games you faggots ??? Your fault, especially if you were the stupid cunt that replied to me and said I was wrong. eat shit.
>>
Reminder Pharah is the best blueberry now
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>>162831384
Yeah, but getting charge is now a pain in the ass.
I think Zarya would be in a perfect spot if she could get 50 energy per shield again and not just 40.
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*kisses you*
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>>162831364
no just leave.
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>>162831531
everyone is a canon virgin except Ana and Widow :^)
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>4 stack instalocks 2 tanks and 2 dps
>other rando picks Ana
>bite the bullet and pick Lucio
>lose in spectacular fashion
>round 2 pick Symmetra instead despite leaving us with one healer
>lose again but at least brought it to overtime
>end with gold elims, damage, and objective elims
>"dude why did you play Symmetra. we needed a second healer. do that in quick play lmao"

What do you even do in this situation? Do I just have to be That Guy and pick whatever I want? I can't handle this support shit.
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>>162831648
too late
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>>162831541
ana is breaking the game
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>2 KoTH matches in a row
>lose both of them

MAP FILER FUCKING WHEN?
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>>162831550
I honestly haven't noticed it when I play her
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>>162831719
Ask if you can play Ana or pick Zen if you enjoy to play him.
If not pick shit like Mei/Junkrat.
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>>162831541
That's such a small ass sample size and time range, though. On top of that the meta is mostly flavor of the month, and less about what actually works, and what people think will work or want to play. Triple tank is a meme for the time being, it will die off.
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>>162831719
>symmetra
you probably got them because you were too busy killing people instead of supporting you asshole while the others were dying

goo poo in the streets
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Can we all agree Snow Reaper is basically impossible to get?

It relies on your team being so shit most of them die without getting a kill, while you have to take on almost the entire enemy team and never miss. Even with the ult at most I've seen 3 consecutive kills and that was purely from spamming snowballs
>>
>>162831541
You can still search your post in the archive if you want to be right that much.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/
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>>162831735
if they rework her grenade so it doesnt just double the healing rate she'd be fine.

You can take a rein at 1 hp and bring him to full in 1 second with a nade shits crazy
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>>162827228
hnnnnng, she's muscley
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>>162824220
hehe...
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>>162831910
>Triple tank is a meme for the time being, it will die off.
That is what people said 3 months ago.
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>>162831910
Hello, new friend.

Triple tank was meta since September and has only increased in usage in ranked since.
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>>162831964
yes
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I sexually indentify myself as a 37 year old Swiss female doctor who's having an homosexual affair with 19 year old korean neet.
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>>162831919
I once killed 6 mei with 6 shots in one round
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>>162825001
NUT POUND
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>>162832225
I miss Killing Floor.
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>tfw 70% winrate with dva
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>>162832283
I miss UT2004.
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WHY
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>koth
>lose 2 rounds in a row
>oh well I guess I'll just semi-afk and wait for them to finish this cancer
>suddenly top player from enemy team disconnects
>proceed to stomp them to 1-2
>they rage and all quit
>win 3-2
Feels good senpai.
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>>162831919
Pro tip: It doesn't have to be in the same round.
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>>162831921
can't remember what I wrote, think I just posted "reminder that tanks are overpowered and will be overused if blizzard doesn't start balancing them" or something like this once per thread

and some shitter sub 3kers argued against it and thought I was wrong
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>>162832163
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>>162832316
I used to know that feel... Till I moved up in MMR and teams became coordenated enough to not fall for my antics anymore. I'm still at like 66% though.
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>>162831458
>be in QP (decided i want to learn sombra since the hype calmed down)
>Route 66, Attack
>payload is on last area into the blue indoors area
>Me, & my teammates Roadhog, Mercy, Tracer in the tiny hallway/stairs on the left
>Enemy pharah gets in & kills me, tracer, & hog
>Mercy rezzes us then immediately dies to pharah
>Pharah unleashes her ult on us, killing all 3 of us again

The hog was shit but i was laughing too hard at it all to be angry.
>>
Shit you hate hearing in the middle of match?
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>>162832391
Is Frostball playing Genji?
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>>162832502
>gg
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>>162832391
And what's your problem?
>>
>>162832342
You and me both. That reminds me, I should check up on the new UT again.
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>>162832502
>why the FUCK dont we have 3 tanks right now?
>>
>>162832502
Hanzo, at your service.
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>>162832502
Any language other than English
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>>162822125
Drop my drawers and let'em have their way :3
>>
Are they ever going to do anything about the Koreans on NA servers? So frustrating having one every game that is trash or quits and it still counts as a loss.
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>>162823376
I usually rage at my other teammates then question my own skills but that shit is spot on

>tfw i just want to shield my squad and keep the push going so we can all win, stay alive, go to the bar afterwards and have a good time
>pic related
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>>162832502
>"Genji is with you."
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>>162832316
>win 2, then lose 8 in placements
>placed at 2600
>oh man, this is going to take forever to get back up to diamond
>instalock D.va
>back to diamond after casually playing a game or two each night
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>>162832391
Need 50 games for top 500.
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>>162832502
The sound of me not getting at least 3 gold medals. I get upset nearly every time I press Tab.

I have a complex, and if I'm not the best DPS/Tank on my team I become suicidal.
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>>162832672
that's a fine picture
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>>162832821
what's your rating
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>>162822307
>how do knees work, send help
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>>162824040
i do. Overwatch can be pretty cool whilst stoned Use to smoke it like crazy, now i try to keep it to only at night after i get done with the gym. On weekends i do enjoy a good wake n bake tho.
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>>162832709
Well, that's the current easy mode formula, isn't it?
One of my friends and I always play dual, we simply lock Ana and D.Va and have won almost everything this season so far.
Hopefully they fix this soon.
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>>162824351
I main rein when it comes to comp, it happens quite a bit.
>>
>>162832424
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/147603007/#147608460
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I've got half a mind to play nothing but Junkrat in Ranked
Should I act on this desire?
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lol!
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When Genji has his arm around D.Va, buy hovers....
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>>162833242
kys
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>>162833242
Of course. Hide chat though.
>>
>>162832502
All 5 dps complaining that there's no healer.
>>
>>162833269
*but
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>>162832502
>Widowmaker here


when I'm Ana and already having sperg players hiding rather than protecting/healing. And it's always on defense
>>
>shots being fired from afar
>my team immobile
>if I try to aim at them they shoot me
>tracer instagibbing with bombs
How long does it take for this to end
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>>162833146
It's like playing Chicken, except sometimes the Chicken wins
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>teammate unironically says their hero's lines on mic
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>>162832897
>>
>>162832502
> people who open their mouth unless it's a callout or constructive comment about team
> trying to be funny
> "oh fuck that hook", etc

I'm really not here to socialize, you shitters. I usually just leave voice immediately.
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>>162829654
This is the shit of nightmares
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>>162828451
Heard one say
>ferààh
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>>162833242
Mute your team
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windowtracer best ship
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>>162833723
But that's not MercyDiva
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>>162833427
At least it's defense and not offense
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>>162832947
I've been playing since Beta, but haven't touched Comp on the live servers since I haven't gotten a chance to play regularly enough to be confident in my abilities, and I get anxious. I should probably drink a few, chill, and get my placements over with.
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>>162833723
>shorts with sweaters
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What is my saying in her brawl?

Is it
FAP FAP FAP?


Also the

"I am going to find you" is kind of creepy.
>>
>>162833928
Pat Pat Pat
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>>162822298
>You told me it was normal! I was only a child!
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>>162831546
>lying on the internet
She's the queen of AAUGGH. Smugberry is bestest blue.
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>>162833891
What a shitty Zarya.
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>>162833928
"Simple geometry" - Mei, 2016
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>get on a losing streak and drop doen 300 SR
>sucidalthoughts.jpg
>suddenly start winning every game
>climb back to my previous SR
This is all a ruse, isn't it? The jews will soon reveal their plan and make me lose next 10 games, won't they?
>>
>>162834045
I can't believe they have that mistletoe heroic intro.
>>
>>162833928
Mei is both adorable and creepy in snowbrawl. Imagine if she said some of that shit in normal matches.
>>
Haven't played this game in 5 months, who are the best solo heroes?
>>
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>>162834067
>>162833809
>>162833723
>Lesbians
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>>162833242
your game, play how you want
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>>162834154
D.Va.
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Just woke up in time for TracerxWidow-posting!
>>
>>162834134
>>162833928
Mei is bae. Snowbrawl fulfills my fantasy to be hunted by an army of Meis.
>>
Why can't I have random emotes?
>>
>>162834067
>backwards foot
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>>162834154
D.Va
Hog
76
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>>162834154
Streetpig
>still
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>>162833723
>yuri
It's shit doc
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>have been playing reaper and 76
>can barely win
>WTF
>decide to pickup Zenyatta
>6 kills 1 death 20 assists
WOAH NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
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>>162834049
"One shot, one kill"
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>>162832502
>someone dies on point
>some nasally passive aggressive fuccboi on mic starts whining about the team then spams thanks
Tell me why I should ever join voice chat if I'm solo queuing? I
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>>162834049
Easy Arithmetics
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>>162834258

>meis will never capture you and sit on your face and fart

why live
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>>162833908
So? It's comfy. If you keep your core warm you don't need to warm your extremities, that's how the circulatory system works
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>>162821937
>Mystery brawl is "random"
>Enemy team gets a perfect comp without fail every time

Hmmm
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>>162834476
Beginner's Shapes
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>>162834416
I'm usually not into the ship/shit posting but I gotta admit this is pretty goddamn cute
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Fuck yeah got the only thing I cared about from this event.
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>>162834118
It's only unbelievable because domination is your fetish. If you were a vanilla virgin Blizzard dev you'd actually think getting thrown to the ground when you expected a kiss is non sexual.
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>>162834505
But sweater with tights is so much comfier in wintertime. At least in my opinion.
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Do you need to hit 4 people in a row without dying for the achievement? Or can you die in between hits?
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>>162827491
Press Q twice
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>>162833242
I have an urge to main Symmetra in ranked because she's fun. How mad would people get?
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>>162834671
Are you a faggot?
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>>162834621
I think it's more the virgins here who are so sexually frustrated they see sex in literally everything tbqh famalam.
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>>162834671
Guess you're not a slut.
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>stop the payload
>bastion turret mode at the top of payload
¿
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>>162834559
Easy Angles
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>>162822125
Let them gangbang me for the next three hours.
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>>162834798
>Winter Mystery
>King's Row
>3 Bastion, Zarya, D.va, Mercy
It was horrifying I felt bad for the defending team.
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How would you feel if Mei's next skin was this or something like it?
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tfw no blue gf
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>>162833242
If you do, mute voice and chat because the rage will be incandescent no matter how good you are. Especially if you're going attack Junkrat, which is a rough pick on many maps.

That said he isn't nearly as bad as people give him credit for. A lot of shitters pick him because he has a low skill floor, so like Widow or Genji people see a Junkrat and get ready for a loss. On Defense he's fine if you actually learn to aim his shots.
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Is Overwatch any good in Season 3? I got rank 363 playing Tanks (Roadhog/Rein/Zarya mostly), but haven't really played since a few days before S2 ended.
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>Tracer got 2 summer legendary skins
>Gets a Christmas legendary skin too

Really makes you think
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>>162834948
>mine someone into the air
>place grenades where they will land
>instant salt
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>>162834798
>"Tracer, you pick off Pharah"

??
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>>162834068
Yes.
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>>162822125
take a shower and change clothes since i'm presumably covered in blood and sweat
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>>162821937
When will Blizz just admit that Tracer and Winston are a couple?
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>>162835013
Legendary means jack shit, they simply decide which one's going to be legendary on personal taste.
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>>162834923
Nothing could make me care about that fat chink
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>>162835013
>multiple legendaries for the game's official mascot
Crazy I know.
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>>162835013
>overwatch mascot gets multiple new skins

Really makes you think
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>>162834748
I'm super gay for comfortable clothes.

>>162834790
Not when I just want to be a snug ball of warmth and it's freezing out.
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>get matched in QP against my friend who got carried to Grand Master but doesn't accept that she got carried
>she's playing Pharah so I pick Pharah
>destroy her every time
>next game she goes Mercy and is pocketing her S76 playing friend to keep me from playing Pharah
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>>162834198
>he isn't into yuri
What are you fucking gay?
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>>162833928
where can i find all the audio clips
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>>162835141
Is your penis feminine?
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>>162835170
From what I've seen rating is super inflated or something, all the shitters on my friends list who used to be nowhere close to me are suddenly all 4-4.3k (I was 4k in season 2 and they were mostly 3.3-3.5)
>>
does literally anyone enjoy mystery heroes

>if defenders open up with better comp, attackers get demolished
>this continues until attackers get the better comp
>after first point is done the game becomes a steamroll unless the defenders get lucky and get a good comp again

is it even possible to have fun in this mode? i had a match that was exactly like above, except right at the end on king's row we managed to get a cheese comp and stuck it out for like five minutes. nearly everyone left the lobby afterwards because i don't think it was fun for any of us
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>>162834923
Wouldn't work. Her 3d model was designed to have giant shoes and bulky clothing. You can't give her something skin tight or revealing without changing her hotboxes.

You technically could, but then people would be scoring "phantom hits" on her, and recipients would complain.
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>be a goldshitter
>suddenly get a silver border faggot in my team
>oh shit he has to be good right? after playing so long anyone would be decent
>he's the worst on our team and we lose 3-0
How do such people manage to actually breathe?
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>>162835340
are you expecting to have good gameplay in a fucking meme mode? kys
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battlenet shitting itself for anyone else rn?
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>>162835013
You should have gotten invested in the poster girl like the rest of us. You'd be way happier.
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>>162835086
Clearly somebody had to care about a fat chink, because you were born.
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>>162835347
The most we'll ever get is maybe in a cinematic but even then I'm pretty sure they don't make new models
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>>162833583
>be mercy
>quietly healslutting the team
>reaper sneaks his way behind us
>yell into the mic "OH GOD PLEASE KILL THIS REAPER HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US"
>they don't
>he murders me and someone else and just hovers away

It's like the enemy reaper is always invisible.
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>>162835382
You know silver is worse than gold, right?
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>>162835013
>Tracer "face of OW" gets good things
Fires the ol neurons it does.
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>>162835518
Silver border, not silver ranking
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>>162835303
The think is, she wasn't even diamond before she was carried. I was Master (3.9k) and she was high plat. Then she found a 6-stack to carry her. They were all high diamond, so she was able to play with them. They barely got to Master at the end of season 2 and somehow got up to Grandmaster. All of them fell to mid Master, though. She unironically believes that she deserves her rank, too.
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>>162835518
silver border as in level 500/600+ you mongoloid
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I lost a close game and started beating myself in the head with a shoe

I also growl and scream why
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>>162835340
The way I think of it is like playing a board game with your family on Christmas Day. You're not taking it seriously, just go wild, see what happens, have fun.
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>people wonder why game community is "toxic"

>only game on this planet that actively punishes you for having terrible teammates
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>>162835013
>mascot getting special treatment
Nooo!
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>>162835382
>be in gold
>think anyone in your games is "good"
lol
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>>162835124
>overwatch mascot

what is genji?
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>>162835690
Any team based game punishes you for having bad teammates
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>just reached Master
>one of my friends who got ranked in Gold is finally high plat
>is two from Diamond
>I tell him not to play comp because he'll get a bunch of retarded teammates who pick Symmetra on attack
>he doesn't listen to me
>falls down to 2600
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>>162835742
he's le ebic twitch streamer mascot
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>>162835674
Autism.
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>play like shit all morning
>lose six games in a row
>finally stop sucking as much and land in a decent team
>completely stomp in Anubis
>level up and get this in a box
Maybe I'll never escape gold, but at least it's not all that bad.
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>>162835746
Just losing isn't punishment, the rating system is.
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>>162835382
>expecting a loot box grinder to be good
>blaming others for a loss
Why didn't you carry?
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>escorting the payload
>enemy team has some stuoid fucking dva detonating her fucking shit
>They have a 76 and bastion barrag8ng us with bullets
>fuck this
>oick uo Reinhardt
>shield all these mothafuckas
>slam dva into the fucking wall
>ult enemy team to secure the payload in overtime
FUCK YOU FICK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>162835382
Theres a guy getting close to level 1000 who exclusively plays Mercy
Level means very little.
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>>162835674

Overwatch makes people baby rage. It's just the nature of the game.

I've broken a controller. Two actually.
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>>162835340
I enjoyed Mystery Heroes when I was new because it forced you to play a lot of heroes relatively quickly and learn their advantages and disadvantages. Good way to dive into learning the game.

Now it can be pretty annoying because it does tend to be who lucks into the better comp and then rolls over the other side that can't get a counter.
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>>162834854
uncomplicated algebra
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How do you see how many gamea you've played in total?
I wanna know my W/L for qp
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>>162835812

Then don't play ranked?

Captcha: Come in visit our park
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>>162835893
This shit doesn't even come close to making me angry.
League was literally the only game I ever raged at, glad I quit that garbage.

>controller
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>>162835987

masteroverwatch tracks your w/l %.
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>>162835987
Career Profile.
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>>162835347
>You technically could, but then people would be scoring "phantom hits" on her, and recipients would complain.

People who support cosmetics that change stats in multiplayer pvp games are retarded anyway.
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>>162835987
overbuff and other sites give you stats
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>>162835690
MOBAs.
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>>162836118
>League
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>>162834842
¡DELET!
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God damn, she is so much more fun now.

>set up her entire nest in seconds at the start so I can get in the fray quicker
>Photon Wall shuts down Pharahs and Widowmakers for a few precious seconds to let the team pick them off
>Teleporter for Point A, if that falls then Shield Generator for Point B
>that extra two yards is invaluable for roasting enemies

I've gotten so many POTGs now with her it's unreal, and it's hilarious seeing the reactions to them, especially from the opponents.
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It feels good to know that maybe I'm not this bad
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>>162836296
>someone removed reddit from the face because Trump gets most of his support from reddit

lmaooo
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>>162835067
They're just friends.
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Does anyone here play on Xbox One?
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>>162836397
it's also just more general use

though i'm sure mobabbies would like reddit too
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>>162823871
>if you have friends, you're a chode
k
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>>162836441
some poor sods do
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>>162836441
>console
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>>162836205
>>162836151
>>162836136
>6 wins 10 losses
>7 losses just from playing reaper
Thanks guys
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Shout out to the guys that a month back were so sure that Ana , 76 and D.Va were gonna get nerfed 100% on the next patch "because they are broken"
how is that balance treating ya mates?
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>>162836441
>Does anyone here play on Xbox One?
Honestly, the PS4 community in here seems a lot bigger.
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>>162834621
>tfw the first thing I thought when I saw that highlight was "muh dick"

They knew.
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>>162836441
Me ive asked for players here like 10 times only ever got one reply
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>>162836692
Fuck, I am scared that the Xbox one population will be too small and Blizzard will just cease updating it which is depressing as fuck
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>>162836663
I'd honestly rather Valve-style balancing than Blizzard. God knows we've had enough of that.
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>nobody ever wants to play tank or support
>enemy team synergized

I don't want to play tank either..
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>>162836412
Why doesn't she just Iron man it and put it inside her?

that way she can fugg again
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>>162836794
Why on earth did you buy an FPS for a console in CURRENT YEAR
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>>162836697
The first thing I thought when I saw it was of just how happy all of the /owg/ blueberryposters would be.
You people are a part of me now.
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>>162836821
>want to play Tank
>nobody wants to play 2nd tank or even a healer
You bet your sorry ass I aint playing Reinhardt without a healer.
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>that awkard silence when you're the only person with a mic on your team and you try to communicate with them
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>>162836296
Quit that shit cold turkey like 4 years ago my man.
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>>162836821
There is nothing more enjoyable than as Reinhardt charging into the enemy Rein, get ult off that and ult the entire enemy team.
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Shhh.. Amelie is sleeping
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>>162836725
How populated is this game? I wish they had a number of players tally or something. I want to keep playing but I'm scared the population will die off completely

>>162836816
That's how Valve USED to balance before they rolled out a bunch of updates last summer for TF2 nerfing almost everything not stock into the ground.

t. TF2 player since release with 3000 hours
>>
So I haven't played in a bit, and finally have time to play now that I'm done with finals at university.

What do you do to deal with Sym? I feel like I get melted as DPS before I can kill her. Can DPS effectively deal with her at the moment?
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>>162835690
enemy AC130 inbound
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>>162836848
What's stopping her from having sex?
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>>162836794
>and Blizzard will just cease updating it
They won't.
No matter what shitposters say, the console communities are large enough to be very important to Blizzard.
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>>162836987
Hope I can snuggle up.
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>>162830279
Reported for cyber bullying, be kind to others this winter season!
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>>162836880
Not him, but I bought Overmeme on PS4 because my toaster won't run this shit and I sure am not spending 3k to upgrade my rig I only use for work and anime just so I can play one meme game.
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>>162836991
>That's how Valve USED to balance before they rolled out a bunch of updates last summer for TF2 nerfing almost everything not stock into the ground.
Gun mettle was ok, tough break was bad, meet your match was atrocious and actively ruined the game.

I'm not holding out any hope for the pyro update either
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>>162836880
Because all of my irl friends are on Xbox dude.
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>>162836725
To be fair I don't actually want to play with you shitters. I feel like most everyone else is in the same boat. I also don't want to post anything concerning my identity on 4chan, if you're looking for players you legitimately may want to go over to Reddit
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>>162837105
I haven't played tf2 in a year or so, what about the matchmaking update was so bad?
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>>162837093
>3k
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>>162837108
>Playing with friends
lmao@this scrub
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>>162831531
Sex is outlawed in 50 years my dude. We're all virgins now.
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>everyone shits on anons playing overwatch on console
>no bots
>don't have to worry about fps drops
>all those underage faggots that are too scared to use mic to yell on people and instead shitpost in the chat all game long don't exist here because guess what, if you don't have a mic you can't communicate
Stay mad.
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>>162837018
>Can DPS effectively deal with her at the moment?
Only at range, really.
If you're a Reaper or Tracer, you have to hit all of your shots in the first half second, or you need to wraith form / blink / recall the fuck out of there.
If you're a Genji, you could try hopping around to break her beam's line of sight, but she's probably going to melt you anyway.
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>>162836880
do you know why i play on xbox? because the game actually fair on that platform, for everyone.

xbox: everyone has the same hardware
>perfectly fair, only skill decides the outcome of a match

pc:
>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff
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>>162837172
It made casual a cheap ripoff of competitive just like quickplay is to comp instead of a properly casual game mode.

Thankfully they realized how retarded that was and slowly made it less awful to the point that it's somewhat playable now, but it's still pretty bad and you're better off with community servers.

Also competitive itself is a joke, anyone who seriously cares about it is mentally challenged, even moreso than people who care about their SR in this game.
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>master rank is literally free this season
Nice game blizzcucks.
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>>162837105
Dude I actually quit the day Overwatch dropped. Valve just doesn't care about the game anymore which I would understand a developer ceasing updates for an almost 10 year old game but Valve is releasing bullshit cash grab updates to squeeze as much money out as possible. It's sad because I loved TF2 so much. I really hate what Valve has become

Unrelated but on my strange Eye-Lander I have killed Stabbystabby, Star_, Mr. Paladin, and Jerma. Mr.Paladin is a huge fucking asshole
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>>162837285
How's aiming with a controller working out for you?
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>gold elim, gold objective kills and silver damage
Either Symmetra is OP as shit, or I get teamed with shitters who don't know how to play dps.
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>>162837285
Nice bait.
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>>162837285
>>don't have to worry about fps drops
Because you're always at 30FPS, fag.
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>>162837398
It's not so bad if you're used to it.
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>>162837327
Why the fuck would anyone recommend clears for gayming?
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>>162837327
I've seen this pasta before.
It's not even a terrible point, but you won't get any traction.
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>its a every game has a Symmetra and no matter how absolutely shit they are doing, they refuse to swap episode
>>
>>162837398
You get used to it. Sure, right after switching from PC the controller seems awkard as fuck, but after ~50hours I feel pretty comfortable with it. All those torb nerf memes were aimed at console casuals who bought overwatch as their first fps and couldn't handle the controls.

It's not like you were a godlike player in UT/Quake/whatever your first fps was back when you started playing it as a toddler.
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>>162837483
You could probably get used to aiming with a steering wheel too
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>>162837291
So did blizzard really think this was a good idea? There's already a problem with DPS being outused by tanks, and I have this funny feeling this isn't helping the situation. Why would you have a character with auto-lock on do so much dps.

Is this a legitimate problem, or is it a low mmr thing that I'm going to get used to and outgrow (i.e. day one Bastion)
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>>162836692
Well yeah, PS4 sold millions more consoles.
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>it's another widow
>using aimbot
>98% accuracy card
>in quickplay

what do these people get from this

does the game have any kind of anticheat system?
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How do you find people to play competitive with on Xbox? I lost 16 games in a FUCKING row. People make the absolute dumbest fucking decisions and when I try to correct them or tell them what they should do they just get pissed and throw the match. Basic stuff like running a Torbjorn on offence, running a Hanzo and Genji with no healer, explaining that Winston is a solid pick in Comp, stay on the point when we're capping, move out of the way of ultimates.

It's honestly infuriating to the point where I refuse to play until I find a group that uses their microphone and doesn't make retarded picks
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>>162837490
i see you are new to this whole pasta thing :^)
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>>162837367
Yea Paladin always seemed like a dickbag to me, I never liked his shit. Cool, though.

I'm probably biased against overwatch because I 'only' started playing tf2 in like september 2009 or something, so the game had had ~2 years of content by then.

The amount of maps in the game is really getting tiring, especially ching chong tower.
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>>162837327
>pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect pin
I must have missed the part where you don't need an internet connection for Xbox live.

That or I missed the part where you're a retarded troll.
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>>162835170
I love humiliating Pharahs in airfights. So far I haven't encountered a Pharah that could 1v1 me.
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>>162834693
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>>162837435
both. her new E basically encourages people to switch from proper DPS like McCree to shitfling heroes like Junkrat too.
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>>162837291
>>162837018
Mcree soldier and reaper can effectively 2 shot her boys (soldier with grenades).
Her ramp up time to hit that "ludicrous melting DPS" is 2.4 seconds.
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>>162837756
I never understood cheating in general. I think it's fucking lame as shit. Get a life

I actually knew a guy in CS:Go who would literally (literally) make a new steam account buy a copy of the game, hack relentlessly until he got banned and then repeat the process

He told me he had 50 something different accounts. What the fuck is the point?
>>
How do I have fun in competitive?
>>
>started playing yesterday
>accuracy was like 9%
>was losing all my qps playing reaper
>start playing 76
>get my first quadra kill on the defense
>win 2 more games
>buff it up for the next win on Zenyatta
>tank it up for the next win on Reinhardt
>blast it up again on 76
>fel so hype
>type my hype into the chat box
>get called an ass
NIGGA YOU WOULD BE HYPE TOO IF YOU SAW YOUR ACCURACY SHOOT UP TO 33% AND U WINNING
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>>162835774
Is that you R?
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How did Blizzard get away with this?
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>>162837435
The latter. People don't know how to counter her
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>>162838218
>NIGGA YOU WOULD BE HYPE TOO IF YOU SAW YOUR ACCURACY SHOOT UP TO 33%
>33%
this better be on console
>>
>>162837902
Oh he was, for sure. He would be surrounded by like a team full of teenagers constantly stroking his ego and if he died he'd start crying and raging about it. He could not kill me as Spy (I was sniper) so he raged and switched to demoman with a caber and parachute and cheesed me that way back before the caber got nerfed. Had the audacity to taunt me on a revenge kill

Blizz really needs to start churning out more content either in the form of new characters or new maps/game modes
>>
>>162838214
Pick Sombra/Widowmaker/Symmetra to see who tilts the fastest/leaves from rage.
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>>162838214
You don't
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>>162824549
wtf man? just don't walk up to the giant hammer man
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>>162838116

Is this for real?

I can't imagine spending that much fucking money just to be an obnoxious cunt.
>>
>>162837435

Did people just not play Symmetra?

I regularly got gold elims and objective time as her before the buff.
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>>162838346
Because nobody plays her
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>>162837621
>its a I always instalock Sym yet its my team thats complete shit episode

>>162838116
my friend did that too, albeit with cs source
>>
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>>162838346
She's a villain. Female villains can get away with being icy hot.
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>>162838467
>Did people just not play Symmetra?
No, because she was dead weight on a majority of teams.

Now that her ult is actually useful, she has a decent E, and she has more turrets available she's decent
>>
>>162838420
Yeah, I befriended a dude hacking in comp with a Negev. It was actually really funny just watching him rampage through the other team. He taught me A LOT about how to spot hackers and stuff.

I just asked him in steam chat why he does what he does and he said "I don't know"
>>
>>162838346
very few feminists in the WoW playerbase.
>>
>>162838467
If she outperforms Soldier 76, whoever played him should promptly uninstall and neck himself immediately.
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>>162838653
It's almost like you don't remember Tracergate
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>>162822307
mmmmmmmmm
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>>162838583
>tfw you remember you have the Winter skin
aw yes
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>>162838578

Greetings! I am a visitor from the Planet FlabberJabber! Can someone please explain to me how this fat guy managed to hook me from 3000000 lightyears away?
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>>162838720
The woman is a retarded cunt but I actually prefer the new post over the old one
>>
>>162837646
Lol sorry I don't get the inconvenience of clicking heads for a few hours a day. Sure must be tough pointing a cursor with a mouse like you're browsing the Internet. You deserve a medal for being able to use a computer like a 21st century human.
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>>162838653
IIRC during a convention someone asked Blizzard if they found their portrayal of women to be objectifying and if they would expand their armour choices for women beyond lingerie catalogs and the Blizz dude responded something along the lines of "yeah we are currently looking into other lingerie catalogs on top of the ones we already use"

Or something like that
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>>162838351
Nope its on PC my man

Everyone is always jumping around mad fast from far away. Makes it hard to aim.

I lowered my sensitivity but idk maybe I should increase it again.

Tips?
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>>162838351
Nope.
>>
>>162838865
>Make a bot game
>Set to headshots only
>Make bots Ana so you can't die
>Play Mcree and get them headshots
>>
>>162838761
>tfw been getting absolute garbage save for the Christmas skin for Reaper and Tracer (both characters I despise)

I honestly only want the Roadhog and Torbjorn skin but I know I will never be able to get them. I have been getting bullshit like poses and voice lines for characters I don't even play
>>
mystery heroes is a top tier game mode
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>>162838849
somehow that picture triggers me way more than any Widowmaker+aimbot combo user
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>>162838778
the new one actually sexualizes her even more, the whole thing was probably blizzard-created
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>>162838849
As long as I get to have other partners as well we're good
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>>162839050
>mfw that "woman" was actually Metzin on an alt account
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>>162838849
>this picture
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>>162823259

>ftw 80% win rate with Symmettra before the update

>tfw now I will become a god.

I haven't had a chance to play since the update but I have big plans for that shield generator.
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>try No Limits to practice new heroes
>whiny fuccbois demanding that I join their 6 torb/symm circlejerks
>lose their shit when I respectfully decline
>this persists between games

I just want regular brawls back.
>>
>get OW
>"Oh wow this play of the game thing is really cool"
>hours later
>"Oh wow D.Va suit suicides are so much fun to watch."
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>it's another match with Reaper screaming for heals at 99% hp while roaming somewhere other side of the map
>and calling you a shit healer for not running after him for healing
>>
>>162839354
If you're practicing new heroes just play 3v3 elimination.
>>
>>162836441
I do, but i work fulltime and have night classes so if you're looking for someone who plays regularly i'm no help
>>
>YES GOLD ITEM
>it's non-xmas
>didn't have a gold rein skin yet, but still
>>
>>162839203
It was a guy
>>
>symmetra just 1v3'd D.Va, Rein and Zenyatta all at once
>literally just melts D.VA and Rein from full hp+shield to 0 in 3 FUCKING SECONDS
Working as intended.

I'm so fucking sick of this game.
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>Reinhardt
>be hipster so always looking for a different tactic
>team follows me in Lijang Tower to come up behind the enemy team
>cleave Roadhog, 76, and Mercy's heads from their shoulders
>manhandled rape them for the entire round
>this'll be easy
>suddenly team stops following me through unconventional routes that completely catch the enemy off-guard every single time
>lose second round
>lose third round
>DEFEAT
>"Was there something wrong with following me?"
>someone mentions that our 76 was being focused because he was focusing their Pharah and no one helped him when he asked
>Play of the Game
>it's me from the triple kill first blood
Explain to me what the fuck this has to do with following your tank?
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>>162839475
The poster said "she" was a "mother," you negroid.
>>
>>162839548
She should have definitely been in Reinhardt range
>>
>join qp
>some fag on voice chat
>uhh i might suk i totes got this game today
>Leave match
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>>162839418
So many dumbshits don't seem to understand that if their support can't see them then they don't get heals

Fuck me I've got to git gud just for the sake of my sanity
>>
>>162838849
>women trying to justify adultery

jesus fucking christ
>>
>>162839548
>whenever my team picks symmetra
>places turrets in some retarded places, wastes teleport and just chills at the back lines trying to snipe people with the charged shot being useless

>whenever enemy team picks symmetra
>literally front line fighter with more war stories than Rein, melts through tanks and dps alike in 2 seconds, her teleports always make the enemy team zerg rush from their spawn to our point

What did they mean by this?
>>
>>162839580
>the enemy focusing 76 because he's focusing their Pharah

He's probably an idiot for now following you but I know that feel.
>>
>>162839548
>people don't expect Symm's new 7m primary fire
I like melting tanks.
>>
>>162838849
Tfw you had to deal with something like this for a month or two
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>>162839672
>joining quick play expecting not to see a bunch of noobs lvling up for comp.

I'm sorry they have offended you MLG PRO xxXLEETSNIPERXxx
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>>162825612
>Lucio
>Lijang tower
>See enemy team going for flank
>Boop 3 of them off the ledge
>Get hooked and brought down with them
>teamate up top emotes me to gratify my sacrifice

I love lijang tower, ledge kills are so satisfying. Fuck Numanbi.
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>>162835806
>play all day yesterday
>lose 6 in a row
>win 2
>draw 3
>decide fuck it buy 11 loot boxes
>all I get is sprays and one reaper skin

fuck my life.
>>
>>162837778
I know you are false because you said that people communicate on xbox.
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>>162839593
It was a guy bringing up his daughter you mongoloid
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>>162840010
>play all day yesterday
>11 games
>>
>>162839548

>The three of them couldn't kill a 200hp hero.

Seriously, get good.
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>tfw half the matches I lose in comp are because of garbage ass Mercys
>they don't heal
>they don't rez
>everybody on the team defends the guy who picks Mercy, despite my protests
>even though they fail us over and over and over again

I just lost a game on Eichenwald because our Mercy didn't get a single fucking rez in on attack. Not a single one. We had the point capped, and we didn't get a rez when people started dying. No rez or healing at all.

But Mercy's good, though, guys! Healer selection only matters at <insert arbitrary ranking here>! When I said Mercy was bad in gold, people made excuses. When I said Mercy was bad in platinum, people made excuses. When I said Mercy was bad in Diamond, people made excuses. I am literally losing matches because our Mercy is neither healing nor rezzing people. And yet, every time I criticize that shit character, the excuse is, "MUH REZ!" Can't rez anybody when you're dead. And there's no reason in rezzing if the team is going to be wiped again.

How is waiting for everybody to die and then rezzing better than preventing everybody from dying in the first place?
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>>162840070
I got discouraged and just ended up staring at the Nutcracker skin...all the while crying
>>
>Be Bastion
>Genji players bully you
>Healers don't heal you
>Team insults you

I didn't even do that bad. Bastion is suffering. I just wanna play the cool robot.
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>>162840204
Still have 9 days to farm up that 3k gold anon!
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>>162840128
>>
Sensible balance update:

>Pharah
- Holding crouch while using jet jump now boosts downward, resulting in a ground pound on contact with ground that deals 45 damage like Winston's
- Holding E when firing concussion middle will make it explode directly in front of you, propelling in the opposite direction

Now she has mobility in the sky and not an instapick vs. hitscan

>Winston
- barrier projector lasts 7 seconds
- primal rage strikes and splash damage ignore armor damage resistance
- Tesla canon deals 30% extra damage vs. shields

Barrier will actually last long enough to matter and now ult isn't hard countered by armor and shields don't make him waste half a clip doing damage

Junkrat/tracer
- ultimate only does 30 damage and knock back to self

Same reason why dvas doesn't kill herself

Bastion
- self healing no longer interrupted by damage, reduces heal rate to 17.5 per second for next 1.2 seconds without taking damage
- can move at half speed while healing self in recon mode
- halves time for ultimate start animation

Now has options to tank a little, recon mode isn't useless, and ultimately is more viable without extensive support

Hanzo
- third special arrow: aoe taser, same cool down as sonar arrow
- creates aoe the size of biotic field that deals 30 dps for 3.5 seconds where it lands
- fails if blocked by shields

Better allows for defense roll in slight area denial rather just a shit sniper dps in the meta with 1 early pick but little to help hold the point.

>Torbjorn
- molten core is immune to freeze
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>>162839418
>It's a non-mobile DPS standing by a healthkit on cooldown and asking for healing
>The healthkit is on the enemies' side of the map
Almost every round.
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>playing mei all day be on attack or defense QP
>teammates don't seem to care at least nobody said anything
>making genji popsicles
>out w+m1ing symmetras
>wall jumping all over the place and getting their shield generators and turrets
>outsniping widows
>shooting down pharahs
>getting solo ult'd left and right but surviving all of them thanks to self freeze

Mei is bae
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>>162840241
the problem with bastion is he requires the team to be built around him
which is a massive pain in the ass
he can work, but not everybody is going to be up for it
>>
>>162840278
No.
>>
>>162840128
>How is waiting for everybody to die and then rezzing better than preventing everybody from dying in the first place?

Not even Ana can burst heal a couple of thousand hit-points under a second
>>
>No one shoots the fucking lucio dancing on the cart
holy fuck you retards this is payload 101
>>
>>162839882
Why would you put with that nonsense anon?
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Bastion is fun with so many tanks, especially if you have a rein on your team
>>
>genji and hanzo on my team
>lose
Does anybody else get this glitch?
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>>162840064
No it wasn't, you Australoid. It was a mother.
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>>162839418
>get killed by an enemy ult
>running back from spawn
>"I need healing"
>>
>>162840491

Zenyatta can outheal several ults, excluding insta-kill ones. And Lucio can prevent insta-kills with Sound Barrier.
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>>162840504
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>>162832502
Anything.
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>get on a loss streak
>drop 200 SR
>oh well at least I got a free box
>it's Nutcracker Zen
THERE IS A GOD
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>>162838849
>>
Why does lucio even exist? Couldn't we just wear headphones with his healing music? And how come his healing music doesn't heal the enemy team too, they're hearing the same tunes too.

>>162840620
It's funny cause it's usually her daughter that does that.
>>
>>162840750
>Get 3 nutcracker zen, scrooge, and zarya
>Don't play any of them
Fuck off blizzard
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>>162840620
dps are so fucking unaware of their surroundings they never notice if you are dead
most dps players tunnel vision like retards and get into situations they shouldn't be in
then they cry like bitches for healing when they are out of position
fucking retards
i auto-squelch people who spam "i need healing" or bitch about not getting their fair share of healing
cunt, i will keep the tanks alive then worry about your ass
fuckers
fuck 'em
>>
>>162822473
mercy is so shit
>>
>>162840838
As a Reinhardt/Zarya player, thanks healer for afking in spawn, because I can't even get the ana grenade.
>>
>>162826304
>winning and losing doesn't matter as much.
>in arcade
>where winning literally gives you lootboxes
>>
>>162840278
Dumb pharah retard. The more you buff her mobility, the more hitscans have to dominate her.
>>
>>162823475
>Zen is USB capable

No wonder the omnics lost
>>
0-4 no boxes
5-9 boxes
>>
>first to 3
>unresponsive reloading
>stupid ultimate
>3v3 map
>6v6 game

is this supposed to be fun?

i will not be playing this after i get my box(es)

plus the matchmaking is completely out of whack
>>
>>162840838
>playing winston
>jump out after killing the enemy healer
>really low on hp but i jumped right next to our ana
>she keeps trying to snipe a reaper or the fuck it was
>keep spamming next to her i need healing
>nothing, spam delay comes up
>try again, mix some hellos
>nothing
>eventually die
>while respawning say something like "ana i was right behind you"
>he replies he's trying his best

Right..
>>
>>162839000
>5 ANA bots running around
>trying to headshot with small aim circle
This is hell bro
You telling me if I perfect this I become a god???
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What is this gay meme about calling people toxic?
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>>162840838
>"I need healing" x5
>I'm dead you idiot
>"you suck stop dying so much"

I WOULD STOP IF YOU KILLED MORE YOU FUCKING USELESS DEAD WEIGHT
>>
>>162841072
back to your grave Steve
>>
New

>>162825628

>>162825628
>>
>>162840838
that feel when you die as a dps because you're going around to flank a camper and the mercy who was healing you decides to fly off

haahh yea
>>
>>162841231
Not god but definitely not shit.
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>>162841231
Even McMeme says you gotta work on that aim.
>>
>>162840838
it works both ways, retard
>>
>>162840784
>buy Pharah skin in ecstasy
>it's literally in the next Lootbox
>no other skins since then
send help
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>>162840757
Holy shit this is gold
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>>162840838
fuck off
>>
>>162840128
>playing Ana in comp
>Route 66
>running out of time to hit the 2nd checkpoint
>been spamming "ultimate ready" for a while
>keep getting picked off before I can use it
>on my way to the payload
>intercepted by enemy McCree with his "I can't aim for shit" combo
>seriously running out of time
>spamming that I have my ult ready
>just need Mercy to rez me
>she's right fucking there!
>death spectate Mercy stood on top of the saloon away from the battle, not healing
>waits until our Rein and someone else dies
>rezzes them but not me
>can't make it back to the payload in time
>team dies
>never got to use my ult
Fuck Mercys
>>
>>162824406
depressed hopeless "we're gonna lose anyway" tank
>>
>>162841398
Not the healer's fault you run off to get an hero'd like an idiot.
>>
>>162830773
The First Strike comic went in a story direction they don't want to go in anymore.
>>
>>162840481
Care to give constructive criticism?>>162840963
Allowing her to not be a floating slug for 11 seconds when her abilities are on cool down or she doesn't have a surface to bounce away with concussion makes her so easy to snipe even for a Zen/ana. Giving her those movement options allows her to get in and out if she is outgunned or hurt while in the open sky's.
>>
>>162834690
You can die in between and it does not have to be in one round.
>>
>>162840838
>he plays the shittiest healer possible and the complains about not being able to stay alive
>>
>>162824432
I fucking hate you and I'm high right now
Have the kindness to preserve your dignity, we have an image to uphold.
>>
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>Tfw your MMR is literally garbage
How am I supposed rank up when I main Reinhardt and the scrubs I get matched with don't know how to play around him?
>>
>>162839418
>it's a fuck taking care of flanking dps characters I'm just gonna stay on the payload and let my backline get murdered episode

I just played two matches switching from Ana and Zen where no one fucking could do anything about a genji and reaper flanking constantly. The other Lucio and I would constantly get rekt by these two every time.
>>
>>162842942
main someone else
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>>162843180
What's a good hero to carry my team with so I get get out of "players without mic that run in 1v6 and die hell"
>>
>>162843428
dva
>>
>>162843428
D.Va

Just bully their healers.
>>
>>162841253
MUH

FUCKING

DICK
>>
>>162840620
>support main doesn't know that the dps/tank is trying to help them by giving them a way point visible through walls that guides them to a teammate that could use the heals.

Get over yourselves, I get more pissy when people tell me over comms to heal them even if they are being friendly than if they just used the in game voice line for it.
>>
>>162839418
Someone saved the shit I made months ago in sfm. Ho boy
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