/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>162802841
yes

Are there any good overwatch doujins yet?

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When will she get the buff she deserves? Horizontal flight?

At the moment using her ult is basically a suicide button

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>>162803010
Quick search on panda shows few

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I love Hana

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This isn't very good at all

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Guys why are my competitive status not appearing on overbuff? I play on xbox one.

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Daily reminder that omnics are an affront to nature and should all be fucking trashed.

If not the Overwatch world is going to follow the course the Matrix movies did.

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When was the last time you successfully pulled off a Deadeye

>>162803101
Way too OP.

>>162803170
Man I wish I was into filth. It seems so fun but I'm too normie and just get grossed out.

>>162803193
Never, because I don't play mcskillet

>>162803239
I don't know the specific tastes of most people into piss but this seems pretty bad regardless.

Seems more violence than piss

>>162803176
Same for PS4. I think they just don't care. Is S3 your first season? I have a friend who started in S2 that shows up.

>>162803269
No, played all seasons. It shows up for some of my xbox friends, but not to others.


A shame, since i'm p sure im one of the top 100 xbox reinhardts

>>162803193
I love fucking your shit up as Rein or DVA.

>>162783208
I had a match at Vodka Industries where the game would Alt+Tab itself out at random moments on Tuesday, but that seems to have stopped. Haven't had any other problems since.

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>>162803010
there's some

nothing fantastic out yet, although I have my hopes

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>tfw buying symmetra's golden gun during season 1 finally paid off

>>162803268

Also something I'm not into. Man being into mainly vanilla is the worst. Fethisists have so much more porn to fap too.

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>>162803150
>blue
I want her to step on me so bad.

>>162803364
the fuck happened here

>>162803396
I'm waiting a few weeks to see if they nerf her into irrelevancy again

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>>162802917
>enemy healslut gets mad that I soloulted them as Reaper
NEXT

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>>162803408
>Fethisists have so much more porn to fap too.
Oh come off it 99% of the shit in the world is vanilla.

Meanwhile I'm stuck with this and sites filled with terminal autism.

>>162803338
Any tips for an OK Rein with maybe 15 hours? I'm only just starting to get comfortable dropping my shield and swinging when there's only a couple of enemies around. My elims and deaths aren't very good but I think I do an ok job of protecting my squishies. Sometimes I worry going offensive too much will shake their trust in me and they'll run off in all directions.

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You guys really hurt Jeff's feelings by calling the Santa Mei skin shit.

>Playing Lucio
>My potg intro play
>Suddenly Sombra's intro starts playing over mine and she gets the play

wat

>>162803519
Mei is cancer, from design to gameplay.

It's only right she gets dog shit.

>>162803420
If torb + symm is really such a problem, they should nerf torbs armor packs. Her 75 shields is an ult, while torb can just shit out 75 armor. He doesn't even need to pick up scraps to do it anymore

>>162803540
>>Suddenly Sombra's intro starts playing over mine and she gets the play
It's one of sombra's intros, she "hacks" the potg intro of some random person from the game.

I love Genji's christmas voice line.
Hearing "MERRYYY CHRISTMAS" randomly during the game when there's gunfire going just makes me laugh.

>>162803554
She is absolutely essential in shutting down reincucks

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>playing Zarya
>ult is ready
>at least two other teammates have their ults ready
>spam that my ult is ready and charge into the enemy team
>suck them all into one snug group and snap my shield on
>everyone ignores them

>>162803508
You depend a lot on your healers to carry.
Just shield up in choke points mostly

Dont be afraid to swing when DPS are trying to flank you, the reach of the hammer is ridiculous, you can usually kill em before they kill you.

>>162803559
I'd be fine with that.

I honestly never even pay attention when I'm torb and thought they were +50.

>>162803606
What's bastion's voice line even? Him beeping jingle bells?

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>>162803519
Nigga, fuck yo snowman.

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>>162803408
I get what you're saying, but consider the plight of someone who finds vanilla porn boring as fuck

there's far more vanilla porn than any individual fetish, and for less popular fetishes it's impossible to find anything that isn't shit quality

>tfw unironically hoping for purples when opening boxes instead of orange/golds

How the fuck is it that all the epic skins are better than the Legendaries

>>162803618
Or reaper, or zenyatta, or a lot of things.

>>162803638
>What's bastion's voice line even?

I believe it's Deck the Halls

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Low platinum is literally a cesspool of trash players, toxic leavers/troll players.

I've been in bronze elo, and it's nowhere near as trashy community wise. Fuck it's like i'm in league again.

>>162803709
>Fuck it's like i'm in league again.
You're part of the problem.

You have to go back.

>>162803519
>the snowman ice block is what makes it Legendary

Gee whiz, I thought when something was labeled a SKIN, it meant the attention should go to the FUCKING SKIN

>>162803631
I always get suckered into chasing DPS. I need a better feel for the range.

I've seen a few Reins be an absolute nuisance and dominate in KotH but I have no idea how to do it.

>>162803559
The only "problem" is baddies being baddies and whiners being whiners. If they can't handle a little extra health on the opponents then they should go back to Angry Birds or Candy Crush.

>tfw got Pharah's Frostbite just now
THANK YOU RNG GODS. Only Skin I REALLY wanted. Maybe Reapers too. FUCK the other skins.

Now If I can just get Symmetra's Snowflake Highlight Intro, I'll be set for the rest of the event.

>>162803519
I'd hate to be in Jeff's shoes having to talk to fucking children on a forum. Don't they have community managers or whatever for that kind of shit?

>>162803519
Is it wrong to feel bad about Jeff on this?
Then again he would probably shit on Mei too if he was still Tigole Bitties.

So what's the best mode to grind experience? I'm far too Jewish to buy loot boxes.

>>162803912
>not liking mccree scrooge, rudolph roadhog, yeti winston, or nutcracker zenyatta
shit taste senpai

>>162803942
>Don't they have community managers or whatever for that kind of shit?
What do you think (((Kaplan))) is.

>>162803956
If you haven't done the arcade bonus yet, Mei's Snowball Offensive is pretty good. After that just play QP.

>>162804015
Not him, but while all those skins are great, I don't play any of them.

I've got 3/4 of them too, the fuckers.

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>>162803519
>something pretty awesome for her early next year
SUMMER SWIMSUIT SKINS CONFIRMED

>>162803519
Who the fuck complains about the snowman cryo freeze? People disliked her outfit being a lazy re-color.

Fuck I didn't even know about the snowman part till I saw it in a match.

>>162803956
switch between winter mystery and mei offensive. group up with at least 1 other guy for the 20% group bonus

>>162804015
>skins I can only wear 1 month of the year
>would look tacky as fuck and horrible in the middle of May

no thanks famalam

>>162803942
Must be hell wading through all the "X is OP now, pls nerf" every time a character is tweaked.

>>162804069
>I don't play any of them
I didn't either but now winston is one of my favorites in quick play

>>162804193
I played zen for a game and kept thinking "Oh there's discord attack them" forgetting it was my own discord

>>162804134
I feel the Yeti can probably work year round. The others are meh though.

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>>162803010
Why does League of Legends have the best porn out of all videogames?

ITS NOT FAIR

>>162804134
>>skins I can only wear 1 month of the year
>>would look tacky as fuck and horrible in the middle of May
>Not spreading christmas cheer all year round

>>162804237
Yeti works, I agree
but I never play winston

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>>162804243
>Riot doesn't even make titcow jackbait anymore
>still gets more doujins than Overwatch

>>162804243
>best porn out of all videogames
No

> best porn out of all western videogames
Arguably, yes.

>people still this assmad about Mei's skin after it's been explained why a dozen times

You really want her hitboxes to be fucked up? What if they became smaller because of her outfit? You'd be raging at that instead.

>>162803010
girlywatch 1-2

>>162804085

Chinese New Year.

>>162804384
link or screen cap of the explanation?

>>162804470

>>162803519

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>>162803338
fuck, i just checked on another leaderboard site

Im 3rd best reinhardt on xbox, nice

>>162804085
More like Chinese New Year, Anon. Chinese dress since she's been depicted with it a few times.

Don't expect an actual chinese dress though, probably more along the line of appearing like it-- since simply wearing an actual chinese dress would be a very solid rework of her core design, and in this game they don't seem to really strip layers from their original models, only add or edit them.

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Ever since i've gotten higher up in competitive i'm only finding myself frustrated and having less fun.

>>162804489
You're 3rd place in the special olympics.

Congrats!

>>162804537
Then stop playing competitive.

I don't understand why people even care about competitive unless they're a """pro""" player. Even then you'd need to be a korean autist for it to matter at all.

>>162804542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3cCQfe3s
>pc elitist faggots btfo for all time

Hey, does anyone have a screencap of the Bnet forum guy protesting that Widowmaker should've kissed the screen? With the burn below it? I need it, to laugh and laugh.

>>162804542
Being this buttmad that you'll never be as good

>>162804623
Why would I. He's playing on the xbone, that's punishment enough for him.

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>>162804537
Because the higher you go the less stressful it becomes, perhaps?

The lower you go the more drawn out fights are and you feel like you're having a brawl that tests an overall endurance and generalized skill. Then when you get higher up, it's essentially high noon at dawn; Who can draw first because you die so fucking quick since people get better at landing headshots and shit.

If you main support, I've noticed around Platinum then about 1 or 2 people will focus you; In diamond, half the team focus you and then in Masters pretty much everyone focuses you down so it becomes increasingly frustrating across the board for everyone.

>>162804578
It's fun if you can transcend above the tilt

>>162804658
>Because the higher you go the less stressful it becomes, perhaps?
the fuck are you talking about

Did they ever change the exp needed for level up once you go back to level 1? Haven't played in a long time

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>Four loot boxes into Christmas update
>Santa Torb and Mei gotten

How're pagan holidays for you guys?

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Daily reminder to bully your healers.

They perform much better when you do.

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Ask someone who just lost ~400 mmr despite having golds in every game anything.

>>162804658
I mean more stressful, woops.

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On the daily grind

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i just got my first competitive related hatemail today /owg/!

im so happy

>>162804670
Is this some new meme, I see people here say it a few times a thread but I've never seen anyone else say it, even on other /vg/ generals.

>>162804712
I just lost a bunch too. probably shouldn't have played at all today.
>first match some guy complains the entire time, then switches to widow and gives up
>second match, we were winning and someone on our team left
>third game, some guy jumps off the cliff at volskya the whole round because another teammate picked symmetra

>>162803624
kek this emote is even better when you can actually see his expression.

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>Queue in comp
>Be the only Master in my team
>Enemies have 4 masters
>mfw I'm a lucio main

Did Blizzard make it so it takes the same amount of exp to rank up every level? Haven't played in awhile and was hoping I could hit level 1 soon again for a ton of those early loot boxes

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Where my fellow Hana posters at?

>>162804918
>Did Blizzard make it so it takes the same amount of exp to rank up every level?
more or less

>>162804918
Pretty much yeah. People stopped playing at 100 to wait for a seasonal event, and that wasn't good for the game/community/company.

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which characters have the best / worst victory poses?

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>mid diamond
>solid 2-1 lead on Hanamura
>fuck up
>ah, it's cool, we've got a minute more than them
>enemy gets blessed by Kek
>caps both A and B with the 2 minutes they have
>40 seconds left over
>Ahhh, it's fiiiiine. We have over 3 minutes.
>guy goes full tilt
>goes trollbjorn
>does nothing but sit in corner
>check SR
>guy was in Masters
>and he somehow dropped to 3200s
>lose
>Enemy team had no cards
Jesus, man, you gotta learn to chill the fuck out. You don't wanna lose your cool and end up causing everyone to fall along with you.

>>162804595
>Game with massive hitboxes is hard to play well

>>162804976
So I won't get easy boxes once I hit level 1 again? Damn that sucks. You used to be able to get a ton those first 10 or so levels

>>162804730
keep fighting the good fight, anon

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Gabriel is for ________

>>162803338
It starts tracking after the 1st time you visit the site and search your id

>>162805019
>So I won't get easy boxes once I hit level 1 again?
no

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>>162804384
but what if they keep the hitboxes the same so that its balanced.
you can give someone a smaller outfit while keeping their hitbox the same and only the true helmet wearers will complain about it

>>162804384
They could have given her a different type of bulky, long jacket, not just a fucking recolor.
Think something like the difference between normal Zarya and her Artic skin; both are consistent with her hitbox but they are clearly distinct.

>>162805086
>but what if they keep the hitboxes the same so that its balanced.
>you can give someone a smaller outfit while keeping their hitbox the same
this is just merely pretending to be retarded, right?

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>>162804925

God I can't tell if increasing or decreasing my sensitivity will help me, I'm just awful all around

>>162804656
>waaah my machine of playing games is better than your machine of playing games

>>162805159
I mean, a PC is objectively better than gaming consoles, so yea.

If you're poor or shit or something you can play it on a console but I don't understand why people would want to.

Or if you just REALLY want to kill everyone as torb.

>>162805080
Did it already. Didnt appear

>>162803658
Is that a penis

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>>162803498
I know the feeling. I started fairly vanilla but things have become more and more weird and niche: definitely fucked up but not as hardcore as some artists will draw. Finding new stuff that scratches particular itches to particular degrees is very difficult.

On the flipside, I have a newfound appreciation for cute, consensual stuff.

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>be plat shitter
>absolutely assblasted by Mei Offensive
>between zero and one kill per match, not even trolling
>achievements pretty much unobtainable
>play 3 hours then give up
>come back next day
>still one kill per match
>after hours of suffering accidentally shoot someone on the other side of the level by missing the original target (avhievement)
>find 3 people in a row, back turned, picking up snow (2nd and 3rd achievement at the same time)
>win the match to 3-0 (4th achievement)
>play a dozen matches out of curiosity
>still one kill per match
I think I used up all my luck for the next year.

>>162803658
Now I wish I remembered where I had saved those jet plane girl pics.

>>162805150
not sure whats hard to understand about downsizing the outfit while keeping the hitboxes the same, but thanks for proving my point

Who has the biggest tits in overwatch? Not using fanart as your reference.

>lost 5 mystery matches in a row by a huge margin with no chance of ever pulling it out any time

haha so fun who came up with this they need a raise haha lol haha

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>>162804703
Got Santa Mei on like, my second box. All I really want is the Elf Tracer and the Nutcracker Zenyatta.

>>162804707
Healers are not for bullying.

>>162805531
Probably Zarya or Pharah.

Mei's just got padding inside her jacket.

Anyone else love the 'stay as group' option they've added?

It's great for climbing ranked with a team of good players that you've come across instead of continuing the horrible pain that is solo cue.

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>>162804085
>>162804460
>>162804532
>Chinese dress or swimsuit Mei

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>>162805643
Yeah, it's a nice addition when you can team up with good players, on the rare occasion you meet them.

>>162805659
>Qipao Mei

>>162805659
>expecting much out of Blizzard

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>>162803193
>Playing as Roadhog
>McCree deadeyes in plain view on the ground and is wide open
>As soon as I press Hook, Zarya came around the corner and bubbled him just in time
>3 people die
>mfw

>>162805014
Happens way more often Plat + than below. I feel your pain.

>>162805421

I wish your image was a little more consensual and involved the part of junkrat

>>162804384
What the fuck arey ou smoking f am

>>162803519
players are the fucking dumbest shitstains and complain about the stupidest stuff. I can't imagine the ring of hell it must be to have to read all of the stupid fucking whining that gets sent to Blizz

>Press group up
>The best and worst members of your team agree

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How would you redesign Mercy and Lucio to be as fun and as engaging to play as Ana and Zenyatta /owg/?

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>Pharah splash radius

Good fucking grief, I aim at the ground directly beneath Zenyatta and he barely takes 30

>>162805991

Make it easier to wallrun as Lucio. If he could wallrun on shit that has small protrusions like windows and other things that alter the surface it would be cool.

>>162805643
I like it, but this is how it usually pans out:
>Dominate a game
>"stay as group"
>Get assblasted
>Nobody says anything, just leaves

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>>162805832
Is this better?

>>162805050
taking huge american cock in his boipussy

>>162806083
This, seriously. People lose one match and suddenly their like "I'm out".

Geez, I mean you do know that sometimes you can just have a bad match right?

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>>162804703
opened 5 boxes and only got sprays, one icon, mercy mistletoe pose, and one voiceline

what have I done to deserve this suffering

>>162806150

It is indeed better, but initially I thought it was junkrat and Mei surrounded by their dead victims.

I have a thing for sociopathic couples who alternate between caring for each other and killing other people

Basically I got a very Natural Born Killers vibe from the thumbnail

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>>162803519
>Make a recolor skin and call it a legendary because it has a single ability change
>Meanwhile Hanzo has Okami what gives him a new actual SKIN, voicelines and ability change on release
>Also Sym having her turrets change on a 750 event skin that was a recolor

Anyone calling ungrateful on this shit can fuck right off, it's the only "legendary" in the game that is a recolor of the base skin

>making the skins for the same characters over and over
thanks blizzard this is my favorite meme

>>162806083
>>162806264
You guys take this shit too seriously. It's not some sort of commitment.
>hey we did pretty well together
>sure, I'll group with them for a bit
>ah man we get our asses kicked
>I'll just solo queue again, whatever
They don't owe it to the team to stay with the group, they're just passing through.

>>162806354
Oh, okay, I get it. But I don't think we're supposed to think Mei is a sociopath, anon.

>>162806316
Is it just me or is grinding taking forever all of a sudden? I don't know if it's the wait times, or maybe slightly less XP? But I'm getting really really fucking bored doing the same shit over and over again with such slow results

>Support fails to heal someone right next to them
How the fuck is it that hard to do something so God damn simple? Support is literally the easiest role

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>>162805832
Psycho Mei is best Mei

>>162806402
>But I thought what we had was special, anon!

>>162806478
Are you playing Hanzo? I usually never heal Hanzo or Widowmaker players, even if I have no one else to heal

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>>162805659
>YFW it's a red and yellow recolor and her E now adds little firework sparkles
3k pricetag

Can't wait for the lingerie skins and lewd sprays @ the Valentine's event.

>>162806552
Literally never. Blizz don't like sexualising their OW characters.

>>162806467
You probably weren't focusing so hard on lootboxes before the event anon. They were a pleasant surprise before. Now you're grinding.

>>162806594
Feelsbadman

>>162806594
Widowmakers highlight intro says otherwise, they know widow fans want her to dom them.

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Post 'em.

Zarya buff fucking WHEN?
Her shield lasts literally half a second

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>tfw you finally did it in solo Q

>>162806450

She's been gleefully putting rocks in her snowballs, man. It's always the nice ones that are the freaks.

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>>162806530

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>>162806718
>mfw I got to 2982 on season 2 before collapsing all the way to 2600

>mfw now in season 3 I got to 2978 and am currently collapsing

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>d.va/junkrat player gets a bunch of assists and spams at rein's shield all game
>"WOOOOOWWWWWWW I HAVE GOOLD ELIMS AND DAMAGE WTF R U GUYS DOING"

>>162806752
That is pathetic.

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what the fuck

>>162806825
>Breaking Rein's shield is a bad thing
?

>>162806787
the matchmaking systen us just too good

>>162806849
He's the apex. Whats so confusing?

Captain Amari or Horus?

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>>162806685

300hp tracer is literally immortal

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>>162806552
me too but not gonna happen, its rated T for teen and not for tits, sadly

but hey, thats why we have rule34 websites/threads and all sfm animators filling them

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>>162806685

>>162806718
Welcome to hell, fuckboy

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>see people with a silver portrait and multiple stars
>they're fucking dogshit and spend almost all game dead
You'd think after enough time the basics like if you run out of health you die would kick in.

>>162805929
things dont change without feedback, retard.

for instance, i hope that you look inward with this reply and it improves your idiotic posting and decreases the amount of corporate dickriding you do every day

>>162806849
>500+
You are like little baby.

>SEVEN

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>>162806685

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>>162806685
I hate a lot of heros.

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>>162805557
More bound witches please, they make my weewee feel funny.

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>>162806685

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>>162806968
>Mercy

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>>162806728
And meanwhile Junkrat got his friend a Christmas present and is all for going to the beach instead of fighting. Kind of makes you wonder who the real villain is around here.

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>>162806968
Source?

>>162807061
This is all I have senpai

http://imgur.com/a/D5uov

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>>162807129

>>162807167
You know what I meant.

>>162807089
How can you enjoy Winston? I died to a Sombra today in Mystery Heroes.

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>>162806685

>>162807167
>Use of Tabacco
Literally just McCree.
Why not throw in rock music and talking animals while were at it?

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>>162806685

>>162807204
>jumping around, pissing off Widows and Genjii while spamming "SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
>not fun

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>when you get the good winston skin and avoid the bad mei one

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>>162807260
here is everything they look for

>>162807129
Cheers Love!

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DID SOMEONE SAY... BOMB?

>>162807167
who uses a "laser blaster"

>>162803519
>something early next year
Ah, Chinese New Year. We get a Mei Chinese dress!

>>162807326
>yeti hunter Mei walling off a yeti

>it's a tracer recalls to exactly the same position episode

>>162807416
zarya

>tfw have enough overbux to buy winter epics

Why are the legendaries shit this event? Only worthwhile one is Yeti Winston.
I'm pissed we didn't get Ugly Sweater 76.

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>>162806685

>>162803781
You mean like Hanzo and his wolf ult? That's not listed under the skins either.

What's the best Rein legendary skin? Rathaloshart, Lionhardt, or Balderich?

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>>162806685

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>>162806685

I just sneezed twice

>>162806674
Blizz are too innocent. To them kissing the screen would have been sexualising, her kicking you to the ground I supposed to kill the binder because Blizz employees are all vanilla virgins and know nothing of BDSM

>>162806685
>fav
Zen

>least
Widow

>hated
Genji, good Widows

>balanced
Rein, Reaper, Tracer

>boring you love
Winston

>boring
Mercy

>never thought
Reaper

>first
Hanzo

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>>162807520
>it's a recall into a pit episode

>>162807550
Gross

>haven't played in a few weeks
>oh cool 1v1 mode
>gonna just get a win real quick to get that free box
>7 games later
>no win

HOW DO YOU WIN MIRROR MATCHES AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Ana gets use of the xbox hueg projectile hitboxes on her rifle
Explain why Blizzard decided this should be a thing.

>>162807537
jeff already apologized and admitted they were out of touch.

IMO the skins seem largely rushed, along with most of the other holiday content.

>Absolutely loath king of the hill
>It's every other match

Leave game :^)

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>all these people on overwatch discussion saying the snowman ice block totally makes Mei's legendary worth the 3,000

HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU. THE SNOWMAN ICE BLOCK IS NOT THE ISSUE. QUIT FOCUSING SO MUCH ON THE GODDAMN ICE BLOCK.

ITS A LEGENDARY >>>SKIN<<<
AS IN YOU KNOW, CHANGE THE FUCKING SKIN AND NOT BE A LAZY FUCKING SHIT AND PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT AND NOT SIMPLY JUST RECOLOR IT

>>162807659
>King of the Hill maps always come in twos

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>>162806685

>>162807582
also should be a "characters other people find fun but you find boring section" cause I would put genji in there

>every single QP game tonight has had some level 400-500 widowmaker/mccree main in it
>they're always on the enemy team picking off your entire team because they trickle into a choke
>even if you work together there's a second widow to cover where the first one can't aim

fuck this
i fucking hate that the counters for widow are garbage against everything else

>>162807625
OH wait, i misread the "heros others find boring but you love" as "Heros others love but you find boring"

OH well, taste is shit reguardless.

>>162807479
>Chinese New Year event
>Mei gets a Buddha/Jade Emperor skin because it's her event
>other characters get epics and legendaries based on the twelve animals in the Chinese zodiac plus the cat
Would this work?

>>162807673
>Got Mei's skin in a box
Not sure what all the complaining is about. I paid nothing for mine. If you don't want her skin anyway, why bitch about the cost?

>>162807734
>Second widow
That's not QP, Anon

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>>162807673
They're too far gone, anon.

That, or they're overshills being paid per post by Kaplan

>>162807782

my bad, I was in No Limits for that particular memory

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>Pharmercy on enemy team
>Im Zen
>Discord them
>Have an Ana, McCree and a troll Hanzo on team
>None of them can hit for shit

>>162807774
>Reinhardt Tiger armor skin
Oh my...

>>162807734
>unfun to play against
>unfun to have in your team
>attracts the most hyperautistic players

Widow was a mistake.

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Thoughts?

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>>162807840
>sombra on enemy team
>hanamura
>keeps trying to sneak up and 1v1 me
>gets btfo every time, whether it be through Widow's Kiss spray patter being less shit than Sombra's smg or teammate intervention

>>162806752
>what is this fetish on my pure evil blueberry
>im very upset everyone must be vanilla like me
>not understanding what a femme fatale is
man some people are stupid

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>>162806685

>>162807782
>Not sure what all the complaining is about.

its about the content being shit.

negative feedback helps make the game better. staying quiet does nothing except breed complacency, and while you don't pay for loot boxes yourself, they are held for sale regardless. finally, Blizz wants people to tell them what works, doesn't work, what is good, and what is shit because it increases customer engagement and allows them to more effectively compete in terms of providing superior value to players.

>>162807734

and before anyone says it, we had a rein, but they had a sym/torb cancer combo to make the widows shrug off any chip damage and get behind the shield easy

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>>162807926
>Tracer that high

I've BEEN saying that she's really good at dealing with tanks, she's actually good in this meta don't know why people here don't give her much thought.

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Mommy.

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Widow/Zarya buff when

Blizzard insider here

Looking for ideas on how to make widow viable, best reply will be added to the game

>>162808028
>You will never get brutally but lovingly dommed by Devil Mercy who uses a combination of healing and resurrection to torture you sexually.

>>162807774
Sounds like a lot of work in a short time, so probably won't happen.

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>>162808015
>meanwhile, complete retards on Blizz forum want her buffed

>>162807659
I'm alright with Koth games as long as it is Lijiang

>>162808048
>>162808082
Isn't Widow perfectly fine though?

>>162808082
Instead of crouching she now squats and hits ground with her butt violently, resulting in headshots for 500 damage if positioned right above sleeped enemies heads.

>>162808118
>not wanting 4 blink 200 hp tracer

>>162807992
the only thing blizz has done is overnerfed and overbuffed heroes when people complain they're too weak/too op
they say they'll put more work into the skins now, but they wont, we all know that

>>162808015
I agree, except maybe dealing with D.va's mech.

New Symmetra is cancer holy shit.
I love it.

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>>162808126
Fuck no

>>162808181
so your point is, why risk Blizz doing nothing about skins by complaining, and instead lets just stay quiet and ensure they do nothing about skins.

sounds great

>>162808082

Give her a lust meter.
Make it go up when she gets headshots. When it's full, she can instantly assault an enemy with a short cutscene every person has to watch before continuing the match.

You get choice between, depending on enemy hero:
footjob
nursing handjob
ryona
deep kissing
gentle milking
thigh asphyxiation
facesitting
They have to animate all this shit too

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It's doos ex mashina

Lmao you suck dikc

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>>162807926
>tfw been using tracer since day one and she's always been in a secure spot in the meta

suck my dick genjifags

>>162808239
What's wrong with her?

>>162807880
That's actually a good one, wasn't sure who the tiger might be but Reinhardt makes sense. Let me see if I can figure this out.

Jade Emperor: Mei
Rat: Junkrat
Ox:
Tiger: Reinhardt
Rabbit: D.va
Dragon: Hanzo
Snake: Genji
Horse:
Goat:
Monkey: Winston
Rooster:
Dog: McCree
Pig: Roadhog
Cat:

Thoughts?

>>162808228
What maps is she best at? I'm assuming Hanamura and point A of King's Row.

>>162807673
but anon, they gave the robot a little bow, totally not a recolor :^)

>>162808254
because the skins are going to be hit or miss anyways. im surprised everyones flipping their shit over mei when sombras is just as lazy

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>>162808126
>Any of those

>>162808318
She's good in 2CP maps now but she's still shit in Payload.

>>162808284
why would there be a cat? also I feel like mccree could be horse since his summer games sticker involved one. Rooster could be pharah, both birds, close enough

>>162808318

Everything.
She's fucking ridiculous in close range now because you can't outrun her.
The shield generator is broken as fuck - huge range, stacks with OTHER generators as well as armor (though this gimps the team in a lot of ways).

The only counter to her is a Pharah or Roadhog really.

>>162806527
This is understandable if you're playing Ana or Lucio.

Otherwise, you're a piece of shit and you deserve every lose you get.

>>162807926
>only two out of SEVEN offense heroes are viable

nice game lads

>>162808327
sombra's wasnt a legendary, sombra is new and her other skins aren't entirely shit like mei's, sombra hasn't been through two other events with no content, and sombra's was actually more different from the default than mei's

>>162808284
Cat: Widowmaker
Horse: McCree
Rooster: Pharah
Dog: S76
Goat: Junkrat
Ox: Bastion

>>162808284
Cat: Mercy
Ox: Zarya
Horse: Mcree
Dog: Reaper

>>162808284
zarya would be the Ox, sombras cat (except the cats not actually part of the chinese zodiac officially because of the rat). horse could be mercy (or goat. goat milk is apparently very nutritious form what ive hear or the old healthy as a horse saying)

>>162808284
Ox: Zarya
Horse: McCree like the other anon said
Goat: Torbjorn
Rooster: Soldier 76
Dog: Hanzo
Dragon: Genji
Snake: Sombra
Cat: Widowmaker/Tracer

>>162808283
>sniper doesn't have as big a hitbox as Ana
>fully powered shot on the head doesn't guarantee a kill
>shit damage with mg, and not enough damage with sniper to even warrant a character selection
>Ultimate is just a Hanzo alt shot
Ana is 100% better choice

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Why the fuck do we give a shit about a shitty 3k skin again?
Blizzard needs to focus more on this shitty MMR team placements, nerfs and buffs for this fucking tank meta, server lags and disconnects, and other shit that actually regards gameplay in this fucking game.

>>162808594
Kaplan will have the animators get right on all those issues

>>162808594
>thinking blizz can fix anything at all
Tell me one thing theyve fixed in any of their games without fucking up something else...

>>162808575
Isn't the only thing fullcharge headshots fail to kill tanks?

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>>162808228
>Be me
>Ran into a D.Va/Winston main before patch and quickly became friends
>He escorts me during dives
>Patch hits
>Symm+Torb every match
>400 hp Reaper
>350 hp Tracer
>350 hp Pharah
>Roadhog's wombo combo becomes useless
>Mfw

Its my time now boys.

>>162808667
They allowed clams to stack in WoW.

>>162808440
>completely forgets about winston

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>>162808098
>TFW GF and I are working on Soldier and Mercy Cosplays
>TFW we're gonna fuck each other senseless in them after conventions
>TFW both into BDSM and rough as fuck sex

Best.

>>162808284
Jade Emperor: Mei
Rat: Junkrat
Ox: Zarya
Tiger: Reinhardt
Rabbit: D.va
Dragon: Hanzo and Genji (imo this is better)
Snake: Sombra
Horse:
Goat:
Monkey: Winston
Rooster: Tracer?
Dog: McCree
Pig: Roadhog
Cat: Mercy (with a slutty cat skin to go)
Terracotta soldier: Soldier 76

Torb could probably fit both roles for the horse and goat

>>162803519
>make a shitty red and green recolor with a shitty gimmick
>get butthurt when told it sucks

chinese new year skin better be fucking fabulous or I ain't buying any loot boxes, just like this christmas event Jeff

>>162808691
Stupid since all the tank's heads are fucking tiny anyway

>>162808753
How the fuck is Winston's tickle gun supposed to be a counter to Symmetra's doom laser?

Unless you mean it's just to get rid of her turrets/generator. I guess that works but he gets fried if he runs into a shield buffed Symmetra with her turrets.

>>162808753

Winston has the worst DPS in the game and dies the fastest of any hero without his meme shield. It is guaranteed that he can't kill a Sym before she kills him - or are you saying being able to kill turrets counts?


>can't outdamage anything being healed at all, even a lucio makes his fights take twice as long
>can't destroy teleporter by meleeing during all of Primal Rage

he's a faggot and I hate playing him because the only situations he works are to remove a bad sniper that can't double tap him in midair, or to get rid of a genji that just killed 4 of your teammates while you tried walking to him with your stupid ass tesla

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>>162808762
>taking a gamer girl home

>>162808423
Chinese zodiac. Basically the cat wanted to be part of the calendar, but he showed up too late because the rat tricked him. He's still very much a part of the myth, though, so I could see Blizzard using him.

>>162808805
One anon mentioned Mercy being the goat, which I think makes sense since people born in Goat years are supposed to be compassionate and caring. Horse Torb could work as well.

>>162808805
Horse: McCree
Goat: Torb
Rooster: Pharah

I really just want a new tracer emote.

>>162808762
This >>162808889
Gamer girls are pretty bad. With that said, D.Va would probably be a shit partner.

I'm loving the tracer skin, making me play her it's so fun omg

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>have 3.5k coins
>login just to buy the mei skin, the only one worth getting
>decide to play some matches
>close to levelling, get a box
>mei skin

BASED

I'll save my coins for the next event then.

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>>162808956

>>162808973

>second last day of halloween event
>only skin I couldn't get to drop was junkenstein
>shill out 3000 coins for it
>next day get a loot box
>it's junkenstein
>the event ends an hour later

Is it me or is Dorado never on the main menu screen?

>>162808946
>>162808889
It's not about how good she is at games, it's that she loves the lore of games and still does her best.

Also that I'm gonna marry that woman for being perfect.

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>>162806685
Who /Lucio/ here? I don't know why people scoff at him so much on here, I love playing him so much and I don't know why.

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>symmetra is now a "push left mouse till they die" class

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>Winston needs a buff to be brought in line with the other tanks
>Dva needs her health cut and matrix nerfed
>Ana needs huge nerfs
>Mercy needs buffs
>Soldier needs a nerf
>Every defense hero except Mei needs buffs

Am I missing something?

>>162808898
>Mercy being the goat
Fuck you I want a slutty cat skin, not what amounts to a recolored devil skin with a short tail.

>>162809080

She's dumb but hardly good.

>>162809085
buff tracer

>>162809085
Hanzo need dlet

>>162809085
Genji nerfs.

>>162809139

Increase reload time.
Ult does 600 damage from 400.

>>162809085
increase health pool and armor of Winston pls. He's a fucking gorilla for fuck's sake.

>>162809104
Okay, maybe she'd be the cat. Please calm down.

>>162808698
Holy fucking shit, Zen with 225 shield health 75 armor beneath it and another 50 normal is a fucking monster. You can literally just walk up to a D.Va and stuff her to death with your golden nut.

Mei is even worse, if you thought normal Mei was annoying, +150 Mei gives your cancer cells cancer.

Where were you when attack symm became a valid strategy?

Where were you when Torb became a better pocket healer than Mercy?

>>162809198
4 blinks
200 hp
recall 6 second cooldown

>>162808973
>>login just to buy the mei skin, the only one worth getting

its literally the worst one, and even the devs have acknowledged how shit it is

zen's and winston's are the best

>>162809207
>>162809085
I think giving him 2 barriers would fix him as a tank role. And maybe tweak the cooldown so it's not abused.
Also, make kills reset his jump pack

>>162809085
Roadhook.

>>162809182

Just make Winston less ass and Genji gets indirectly nerfed.

>>162809262

You just made her unkillable fgt.

>>162809309
This. Don't touch Tracer. If she needs a buff then increase her damage by 10% and that's it. No more.

>>162809295

I would much rather have a single useful barrier than two shit ones. Just undo the nerf done ages ago and bring it back to 1K instead of 600.

>>162809198
the best buff to give her would probably just to increase the radius on her pulse bomb, it does enough damage

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The struggle is real

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This Mercy main joins your team, how do you react?

>>162809351

I would take 10% increase in damage if she didn't have a super retarded quick reload. She's not like scout who has to carefully manage shots. She's way too spammy to do high damage.