/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

http://tf2r.com/knwp1hy.html

Friendly reminder that unique > normal > unusual > collector's > genuine > strange > vintage > haunted.

tea eff tawooo

literally LITERALLY why does tf2r log me out every day

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Alright let's try this again, 7 chooses.
I have nothing against le ebin cropped porn, but you crop it first you lazy pornposters

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>>162770701

>>162770652
rafflehou.se never ever

>>162770867
mfw gottis

haha gottis

>>162770867
ok that was quick

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>>162770701

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>>162770867
There we go, tried my best to keep the transparent background.

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>>162772447
thank you

tf2

isnt

cute

dead

overwatch

who /waiting for old nick/ here?

>>162774859
Is that the smissmass guy or the australian christmas guy?

>>162774859
I hope they will bring him back in the comic.

>>162775180
so we'll never see him again

>>162775180
What comic?

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>>162776332
http://www.teamfortress.com/asmissmasstory/

>>162776551
Its been too long since i read that comic.
Not going to reread right now and remind myself of what tf2 used to be like.

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r8 n h8

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>>162779271
>unusuals on sniper

>>162779271
>Painting your loadout to match your unusual

>>162779271
>razorback

>>162780060
razorback looks cool with some loadouts man

i like how the danger shield looks but i had to stop wearing it with the bullet resistance beacuse i find it deplorable

>>162779727
i dont know it looks like a golden god you know what i mean

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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

>>162781412
It looks like a loser who thinks cowboy hats are cool wearing a mismatched shirt with ugly and clunky boots.

>>162781513
What cosmetics go with the hat, then?

I missed the /tf2g/ drawing because i've been gone for a couple of months.
can someone post it?
thanks

>>162781734
The engineer ones

>>162781770
And then there's this guy.

>>162781851
Looks good on soldier too.

>>162781513
stop projecting you liberal

>>162781891
Yes, but there are no soldier cosmetics that go well with it

>>162781891
What? is the drawing still not done?

>>162782718
>This guy

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>Win a game
>Finally go from green to silver in comp
>Next game
>Do really well in the fist round
>Someone quits in the second round
>Lose next game
>Next game
>3 game throwing griefers on my team
>Rank back down to green

>>162783162
what are the colours mean

>>162783162
>ranks other than fresh meat
it must feel great

>>162783376
I don't know, but the reef in you comp rank symbol changes color when you rank up high enough.

>>162783162
literally how? i lose once every 6 games if my board is any indicator. if you don't complain griefers will start playing eventually out of boredom and ironically bots are more useful than most players, who will pocket without leaving as medics, or track scouts with a heavy so well

>>162784654
>Trying to kill heavy bots as scout
True suffering.

>>162779271
>ham

>>162784750
you havent played against sniper and spy bots on hard have you
literal aimbot

>Big final exam tomorrow
>Need to unwind, but too much caffeine in body.
>Join a student friend in casual tf2
>Frag some charlies while going over the syllabus with him over the mic
We've been on powerhouse for like an hour, but for the first time I don't mind.
Also I think I convinced a kid to study engineering.

>>162785332
Sniper bots are ez, because there's only so many designated porches for them. Just avoid their sightlines and you're good. Spybots are retarded.

>>162785975
they might be easy to avoid or retarded but if their AI decides that its a good idea to shoot at you, they dont miss

>>162784654
>if you don't complain griefers will start playing eventually out of boredom
That doesn't sound like a greifer
>ironically bots are more useful than most players
No, bots might as well be AFK. One match I had was me and another player vs 6 bots and we won easily as an engie and sniper. Bots are shit.

>>162786183
They do miss. All the time.

>>162783472
Get gud

>>162786365
I'm gud. I can't find a match since forever.

>>162786256
6 bots? yes, absolutely fucking shit, this is true.

5 humans and 1 bot? i would suggest you be wary. bots biggest issue is a lack of awareness, which the humans would support the bot (so you couldn't use those braindead strats). if the bot becomes demoman, heavy, or medic he can be a very good asset to the team and maybe get even 30+ points which you cant even rely on most players to hit

>>162786263
not on expert they dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6wwpTgq-hk

just try it yourself
youll know what i mean

>>162786841
I've played against plenty of bots before. They do miss, but they rarely miss on other bots because bots don't understand how to ADADADAD like madmen.

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This one actually has a solid answer

put your trip back on

>>162787506
Y = Average player age
X = Amount people who think it's OP

>>162787506
y-axis: how much you wish you had one on your team
x-axis: how many there actually are on your team

>>162786665
I never seen a bot not at the bottom of a leader board, no matter what the class.

>>162787869
>wishing for spies more than pyros, engies and soldiers
what

>>162787842
>spies
>that old

>>162788228
then you are shit at defending them or don't even try

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I hope they re-roll my secret santa. He just told me "lmao".

>>162788434
Mine was just "LOL"
At least I made the effort to ask my recipient what he wanted, even though I didn't exactly get him what he was hoping for.

>>162788569
Mine was a real poorfag. Like not-even-have-all-weapons-but-somehow-a-shit-hat poorfag.
He told me any gift would be fine, but that was clearly a cry for help. I'm sorry about his giftee tho.
I bought him a hat for each class, the weapons he was missing, and he told me he really liked pyro, so I got him a skinned flamethrower.
I think he'll be happy.

Is there not a tf2g secret santa this year?

>>162788936
Geel wouldn't let me give more than like 5 things, so I gave him a key and some craft hats. His BP is about the same value as mine, like $150, so it's not that bad. He said he'd be happy with any item signed by me.

>>162788974
No one to organize it, plus no one to really participate since this thread's so dead. Last year was just sad, desu. Mostly 1.33 ref craft hats.

>>162788974
salmon turned grinch mode

>>162789086
Yeah, the storage limit of 5 should have been increased for this, but I guess storage is not cheap with a million users.
I agreed to send him the items I couldn't fit after the event is done. Sort of like a retarded advent calendar. The "secret" santa stops being secret I guess, but whatever.

>no blog update this week

lol

it's over tf2 is done for

>>162789086
>>162789118
Fuck it I'll organize it
there should be a secret santa even if people only give craft hats

>>162789329
The game updates tomorrow, dingus.

>>162789350
i'd rather just raffle a bunch of things on christmas day

>>162789350
Who u? I'm not giving my keys to some who.

>>162789412
I was planning on participating in both the secret santa and making a raffle, but it looks like only the raffle is happening now.

can classic mixup make a return next season?

>>162789412
it's not mandatory obviously

>>162789506
a color who knows a lot about the resident shitposter named viva

>>162789607
Oh. Sup Red. You're cool in my book.

>>162788423
No, they're just retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYN7RxpumU8

how do i practice sniper

>>162791519
By playing sniper.

>>162791519
turn your sensitivity all the way down

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name and description
name at least 2 words

go go go
make it spicy
no aaaaa, qweryu, or anything related to viva pls

>>162792656
csgo horseshit

What is it about tf2 that makes people still use that stupid meme face

>>162792656
polish turd

>>162792868
>>162792910
name AND description you dummies

>>162792656
boypussi pounder
add me for pony erp

>>162792872
le lenny?

>>162792656
"Cunny Crusher"
"Generous Donation from Dan Schneider"

>>162792656
cake boy crusher :3
horny boys add me ;)

>>162792656
>>162793056
re roll

>>162792656
"Country Crusher (Factory New)"
"Halloween Spell: Exorcism"

>>162792656
Autumb Killer Destroyer

Autumb Falls, night falls again.. But by Celestia, I will kill you!

>>162792656
"at least two words"
"no aaaaa, qweryu, or anything related to viva pls"

>>162792656
viva named this
shout out to my homies!

>>162792656
scratter gun
killsteaks active

>>162792656
Kurt Cobain's Toothbrush
Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

>>162793204
>>162792656
rerolling for /tv/ memes

>>162792656
viva makes me go aaaaaqweryu

>>162792656
Need For Speed
Most Wanted

>>162792656
Austin Powers
in "Austin Powers in Australiummember"

>>162792656
Dream Crusher
I wasted 30 keys trying to uncrate this

>>162792656
LOADS A MONEY

OI YOU, SHUT YOUR MOUF AND LOOK AT MY WAD

>>162792656
Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-fire: Detonate all Stickybombs

>>162794140
rerole

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>lol just practice dude111!!

>>162794241
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN NIGGER

>>162794409
Practice in tr_walkway first if you're this bad. Then switch to easy bots, then medium and so on.

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>>162787506
I'd say
x: hard to master
y: easy to pickup
???
I'd say x is burst damage capability since I see instakilling Spy-Demo-Sniper trio there, but why Soldier is there too??

>>162791519
In practice map ofc. Buy a good optic mice. Low sensitivity, no acceleration, raw input.

>>162794409
>lol just don't use sniper!

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>>162794241
ah yes
now i have a stickybomb launcher to go along with my sniper rifle

>>162794830
Literally pay to win

>>162791519
man runs this way --->
<--- crosshair moves this way
When head and crosshair meet, click

>>162795013
i understand what the end result is
im asking how do i make myself better at doing it

>>162795756
Move the mouse in a smooth motion, do not flick around the screen

i need a name, description and picture to use for my objector

8 is winner

>>162794970
>could easily use the default stock scattergun
>prefers to use a less than desirable skin for customization purposes
>no real difference between the two besides cosmetic purposes
I don't see what you mean, anon

>>162796836
>no real difference between a scattergun and a stickybomb launcher
valvedrones literally trying to defend this

why can't people name items themselves

why bother using an objector if you have nothing to put on it

you make me sick

>>162779271
Everytime you post your loadout it's god awful. Go do unboxing or something, your taste is so shit to you be able to have expensive stuff.
>>162794830
Why do you need too shitty scattergun skins? You not even got ebin's own on the first one.

because i already own 9 and i dont feel like doing work on a 10th

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>>162796942
you got me

>>162797078
because i have turbo autism why else

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After a million years playing this game, I just noticed the pyro's flamethrower "trigger" is a part of a gas dispenser.

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>>162797586
I just noticed that he uses to fingers to pull the trigger.
God works in mysterious ways.
Puffy vulva don't respond to my post.

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why do people invest so much into stranges just to FARM on them

i donnot understand

>only post from my giftee was asking how i got my cool shit
>recipient is a russian that tried to hide his but he has a unique name that has literally one result
I feel like this crimbus is gonna be dumb for me more than normal.

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>>162797586
I just noticed that he likely put it together with parts from a gas pump, propane cannister, and a muffler. Secret meaning behind the pyro?????he used to work at a gas station???????????but what does it mean?????????????????

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>>162798006
>36% headshots

literally disgusting

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>>162798373
>>162798006
Hey goys.

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post snips

>>162798006
I farm my flamethrower when i was 15yo. Now i just MEH at everyone who have ebin strange digits but don't have any strange parts. Because it's probably just farmed.

Hale's Own Dildo
KIlls: 239203203
(Soldiers KIlled: 49)
(Medics KIlled: 19)
(Airborn Enemies Killed: 4)

how do you not farm?

>>162799284
You not kill instarespawning idle player for 15 hours.

NEW COMIC WHEN

so update is today right

>>162800021
"""""""""soon""""""""" -some guy on twitter probably

>>162800078
it's on the 22nd/23rd
assuming valve remembers at all

>>162800147
well i hope they at least make a blogpost if its going to happen next week
but still, it happened on the 15th before

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>still no comic
>still no update

Hi everyone, Teamtony Fortano here, the internet busiest Soldier main, and it's time for a review of Valve's latest album: Smissmass 2016

tf2 arena when

200 hp
scout speed
double jumps

scattergun
rocket launcher
grenade launcher
minigun
sniper rifle
knife

>>162802537
NOT GOOD

okay nevermind i got it

>>162805384
Did you try grey?

i SAID
I GOT IT
OKAY ?????

>>162805384
You can't deleto that easy buster brown. Use a extra Grey color, that way we'll know for sure if color shows up.

STPO THIS

STOP REPLYING TO MY DELETED POST

>>162805384
G R E Y
R
E
Y

>>162805510
>>162805565
>>162805623
DELET

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>>162805384
YOU CAN'T STOP THESE GREY WAVES OF COLOR FLOWING THROUGH YOUR SOUL.

>>162805384
YOU WERE LOUD AND UGLY AND NOW YOUR GREY

i hate idiots

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>>162805384
I'VE ALTERED THE FABRIC OF REALITY TO ALLOW ME TO SHIT POST AT 3 IN THE MORNING ON A MALAYSIAN UNDER WATER BASKET WEAVING OUTPOST TO MAKE FUN OF SOME FAGS DELETEDO POST
I'M UNSTOPABLE

>>162805384
IN YOUR LANGUAGE EAT GREY LADDEH

>>162805384
༺༒༻ YOU SEE THIS SHIT? IT'S WHAT KEEPS THE WARP OPEN TO LET ME SHITPOSTING THROUGH TIME. YOU CAN GET ONE NOW, JUST PM ME FOR OFFERS.

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Fuck I was screaming to loud and broke it, guess that's the end of my shitposting.

Ded

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I wonder what is down there.

>>162807417
It's almost 5 AM. What'd you expect?

>>162807613
Pain

http://pastebin.com/MPbW5JPL

Just met this legend on a pub.

>>162808168

*DEAD* Erathia : 10/10 lag niggers
( 32 ping )

*DEAD* Erathia : how broken can this game be
*DEAD* Erathia : must be american shit software

QuB-N3rd killed Erathia with tf_projectile_rocket.
*DEAD* Erathia : so lucky

*DEAD* Erathia : 10/10 laggy russian
*DEAD* Erathia : cant play
????????? killed alidave with sniperrifle. (crit)
QuB-N3rd : quit

*DEAD* Erathia : so has to rely on lag*DEAD* Erathia : because you lack the skill to play normally

Erathia : but then again you're russian, you lack brains

Erathia : they are shit players
Erathia : with even shittier internet
Vitaliy : not all

Erathia : backstabbing me from the front 3km away
Erathia : topnoob

*DEAD* Erathia : kek kid

*DEAD* Erathia : I AM AUTISTIC

*DEAD* Erathia : 10/10 lag niggers
*DEAD* Erathia : completely broken game

>>162808269
Forgot to add one more in bin

*DEAD* Erathia : ur so bad ur life must be so sad irl

>>162808269
I have seen a similar person who cried about lag on hightower Luxembourg and kept calling Britain a third world country with third world internet

I got matched to an american server the other day, and i decided to play sniper
With 250 ping
Good god i don't deserve any of the kills i got

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>>162808168
>*DEAD* Erathia : I AM AUTISTIC
>steamcommunity.com/id/Erathia/stats/TF2
>1245.5 hrs on soldier

yup.
turbo autist.

>>162807613
the Underbog, the Steamvaults, and Serpentshrine Cavern

Ded

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>>162813149
Quick, post your favourite hat!
>tfw unusual never ever

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Post Soldiers

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>>162813492
first hat I ever bought from another user, sunbeams lid never.

>>162813632
First hat I ever bought from the store was the polycount soldier hat

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Ya know, it's never too late /tf2g/.

To play games with even less balance than tf2? You're right, I bet I can find chinese tf2 still.

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>>162813632

>>162815475
Are shoulder animals artstyle?

>>162816059
I dunno lol

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>>162816059

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>someone thought this was good enough to upload

>>162817034
Wow, that's a new level of bad

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>>162813632

>>162813762
They fuckedup optimization so hard that i can't get more than 15 fps anymore. Lmao, it's was completely fine on beta test.
Nah, it's always was too late. This game was made for kids who havent touched tf2 in her golden age.

>>162813492
I want Nebula Earbuds. Cause why the fuck no, i can use them with any loadout i will want in future.

If I use a paint during its trade hold, will my items become untradable?

>>162818694
If the paint is untradeable no, if the item is untradeable yes

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>playing completely stock Heavy on Dustbowl
>some medic starts pocketing me for some reason
>he gets set on fire
>kill the pyro
>"Heavy, throw me your sandwich!"
>stare at him, clearly holding a shotgun
>"HEAVY FOR FUCK SAKE THROW THE SANDWICH!"
>taunt with the shotgun
>he dies from afterburn
>"USELESS FUCKING HEAVY DIDN'T GIVE ME A SANDWICH!"

>buy 10 invasion crates
>all not blue even strange

>>162820710
>Gambling

>>162792656
The Anal Evacuater

"Sometimes, you just need an extra oomph to get the shit out!"

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>>162821221
I bought 10 more.

>>162820710
>Opening shit crates
I'm tempted to open a #83 just to spite you, but i'm not at my pc at the moment

>>162821382
>Not even strange

>>162820541
Who the fuck plays heavy without sandwich I swear.

>tfw had steam guard on my phone for just 10 days
>tfw can't participate in secret Santa

At least I'm going to gift myself some things for Christmas

Will the pryomancers mask + sight for sore eyes look good with my strange towering pillar of hats? What color should I paint the mask? I don't play much pyro but I think the pryomancers mask looks cute

>>162821538
hand me secret santa link

>>162821538
loadout.tf

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>>162821406
I got a few stranges this go round

>>162821382
>Not strange
Grats you wasted 8 keys

>>162821571
?

>>162821538
>Who the fuck plays heavy without sandwich I swear.
>I hate fun and always run meta without fail because I am afraid of being kicked off my iron team

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>>162821610
Yeah.

>>162822074
...well
Yeah that was retarded of me. Still, I prefer the family business, not because it's better but because it doesn't look like a little baby gun in heavy's hands

>>162822260
>it doesn't look like a little baby gun in heavy's hands
but that's the best part of the shotty
I use the steak so I'm legally forbidden from judging loadouts

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>>162822260
The family business is kind of nice as long as you have the down time to reload all of those boolets

>>162822632
I have auto-reload enabled so it's not a problem really

Now that DOTA got their shit update and comic, do you think we'll get ours together too?

>>162823610
lmao

>>162823610
The dota team is probably going to need MORE people to deal with all of the bugs that come out of the woodwork in a major valve update like this.

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tf2playerrankings.com
post em

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>>162823610
>dota got TWO fukken comics

UPDATE FUCKING WHEN
COMIC FUCKING WHEN

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Post Heavy Weapons

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>>162828154

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>>162828154

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Sure am glad I saved those tickets from the last couple Christmas events.

>>162826562
>green lex luthor
oh fuck
blast from the past

today's the day

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
DUSTBOWL

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Sentries everywhere

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>>162832331

>>162832674
why do you people still have such disgusting viewmodel_fov. Use min viewmodels like a normal person if it obstructs your view.

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>>162813632
Trying something new r8 and h8

>>162832867
Look at the screenshot date

>>162813762
>they replaced rocket jumping with a single button
>you can't even surf
fuck off with your mechanically inferior shitstain. also Blizzard can't balance for shit

>>162832884
>Noir PI
No seeing it breh.
Federal casemaker maybe?

>>162823610
lolnope. 7.00 broke fucking everything, INCLUDING the blog

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>>162833154
I used the cottonhead because it's what I had. The casemaker would look better desu fami

>>162828154
trying something new here as well r8 n h8

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>>162833154
yup, definitely looks better
need to get
Dressed to kill (FN)
Musclemannbrawn
Casemaker

>>162833740
If you're gonna go with a brown casemaker, paint the shirt brown too

>>162833372
should I keep the bear or try the viking braider? Or is this just total shit to begin with?

>>162834865
That beard is too taken care of for a mad max-ish biker

>>162835042
so what you're telling me is that I should try the leftover trap? Am I reading this correctly?

>>162835129
Nah, that one looks like shit.
Scrap your biker, or give him no facial hair

HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT

http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
>http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
>http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/

>>162835042
mistaken movember all class when

>>162835427
>pyro update
>sniper video
will we ever not be fucked by valve?

>>162835427
>it grants the Pyro an extra fifty health.
I forgot exactly how broken the old backburner was. God I miss 2008

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>servers down
HAPPENING

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>every game my team is full of retards and i have to carry or we will be rolled we will be rollled anyway and i left the server but same thing will happen again
50 levels left. Just 50. And it's over.

>>162836139
play competitive mm

>>162836139
Have you stopped to consider the fact that the fact that you're concentrating so much on your level and grinding it up is the reason that you're not having fun?

>>162836210
Nice joke. It's already dead btw.
>>162836252
I was never had fun on this game.

>>162836312
Then why even bother playing? There are thousands, possibly even millions of other games you could be playing right now.

>>162836312
it's fine

>>162836379
Because i like this game. I just that kind of hysteric bitch that need to win every game.
But i will definitely drop this game for few months after reaching 150.

is there any way to run this game well without making it look terrible?

>>162837821
upgrading your pc

>>162837821
Yes, get a better computer.

>>162837821
nohats mod, remove unusual effects. Made my frames go up at least 20 fps

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what

>>162838307
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED

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>>162838307

>>162838307
fake

>>162838307
you're on THIN ICE valve

>>162838307
where were you when pyro ruined christmas

FYI Tough Break was announced at Thursday 19.45 UTC 17 December. So an hour from now because 17th is Saturday.

what do people even expect from christmas update? New comics maybe?

>>162841339
New hats, new effects, no festives.

>>162841339
An actual MvM ticket this year.

>>162836650
play tf2center or faceit if your goal is to win

>>162841756
>wanting tens of thousands of shitters fucking up mvm through March
no thank you.

>>162841756
they won't give mvm tickets away unless they add a new mvm tour
WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT

Anyone has some orange painted soldier misc they want to sell for a reasonable price? I'm trying to build something for my secret santa receiver

UPDATE WHEN?!

>>162842836
next week

>>162841782
i'm not good enough

>>162842836
At some point.

>>162842836
after Dota patch 7.01

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r8 sign

>>162844157
pol/10

Are there enough people here to do a raffle?

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what went wrong?

>>162844735
yes raffu pls

>>162844735
63 posters

k
http://tf2rcom/kjdlq5o.html

>>162844815
Refined are free to get, but you have to spend sheckles to get keys.
Of course they are going to go up in price. And being that keys have been around for damn near 7 years its a shock they are still that low.

>>162844815
shit hats + kikery

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyFTBvkUGBM

>>162838491
>>162838613
>>162839217
>>162839442
it's fake you retards

>>162815475
v.nice

>>162846964
fake

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>>162813632

>>162848290
the dead of night looks so good on soldier, it's incredible

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how come the cleaver is ranked lowest in owned and equipped for scout secondaries on all the stat sites? every server has 1 throwing a cleaver whether he has a sandman or not

>>162849019
DELET

>>162849019
most of the weapons added in the triad pack were added improperly and are in the game twice, so usage statistics for them appear lower than they truly are

>>162849019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94

Just sold my unusual on the market, do I go for an aussie rocket launcher or a warhawk rocket launcher and save some money?

neither

>>162850809
If you don't know what to spend it on, just save it.

>>162850907
I know I want to go for a rocket launcher, I just don't know which to get. Both have their pros and cons

>>162851586
buy an aussie and bind the reddit autism about the golden pan and have fun

Today I saw a guy with 1600 mvm tours.
Do these kind of oeople realize that with that they could've already bought a golden pan and still have some keys left?

>>162852234
He probably just really likes MvM.

>>162850809
I've had both, I prefer my warhawk over the aussi just because rarity.

>>162852386
Mvm is pretty enjoyable with competent people.

>>162844815
there's literally 0 reason to use refined in any crafting recipe so there's so much metal being created each day

>>162852693
also you cant inspect aussies

>>162852772
Valve should add like a 0.2 chance of getting an unusual when crafting

>>162853145
t. retard

>>162853145
>0.2
american education system, everyone

>>162853145
>20% chance of an unusual
>market goes into full banic meltdown

Crashing this economy
with no survivors

>>162853213
>>162853314
>>162853572
Wtf guys I meant 0,2% chance why are you rageposting?

>>162852772
>noisemakers that can be recharged by adding metal into them
>collector's weapons continue to work as chemistry sets after being created and track how many of that weapon you've added to it
>craftable name tags/description tags/mvm tickets

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>>162853728
Doesn't matter what scale you want to put on it, it's still a terrible idea.

>>162853738
The bread box seemed to be successful. Shit reskins that nobody wanted, but everybody wanted in strange before the event ended.

>>162853738
This could single handedly save the economy and put keys beck where they belong

wow look at all of these "economists" and their bright ideas that will magically fix inflation

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Soon™

>>162854331
Nice contribution to the topic sir

Can they just rollback the meet your match update? Or just add Valve servers that you can join with the server browser

That would be better than any update

Here's my final solution to the problem of inflation.
Remember the golden wrench event? Something like that.

Let's say it's the pyro update, and for whatever reason the writers come up to, engi can't use his crafting table anymore, so all crafting is done in pyro's furnace. (it'll probably be some sort of toy pink oven fused with some industrial looking shit, something that fits lolsowacky pyro)
Every time you try to craft a hat during the event, there's a small chance (i.e. something like the golden wrench thingie that wasn't actually random) that the crafting will fail and instead you'll get a "scrap weapon" which is basically a reskin of the stock melee weapons that looks like a partially melted clump of scrap, vaguely shaped like the weapons they resemble.
There's only 900 of them. 100 scrap bats, 100 scrap shovels, and so on. They get some flying nuts and bolts kinda effect when you kill someone with them, or maybe the giblets look like MvM gibs, I don't know.

No devaluation of unusuals, and more rare items for you to circlejerk over

>>162855363
>more weapon skins
No.

>>162855521
>reskin = skin
ok anon

>>162853738
the problem is that no one is going to actually do the first two without any sort of profit incentive
craftable name/description tags would be a godsend and is actually a good idea
craftable mvm tickets is a mixed bag, because it would have to be low enough to actually be viable but would also fuck up the cost of killstreak weapons pretty hard, and valve would also have to increase the rarity of the golden weapons otherwise those would be low cost too

Why do all of these stupid tophats and shakos keep on being added to the game?

>>162857074
STOUT STOUT SHA KO
FOR FOR
TWO TWO REFINED

>5 mins of searching
>for 60 seconds of steam rolling
Love this new system

>>162856862
>without any sort of profit incentive
people bought $100 rings just so they could announce to the game that they did
it's another way to show off your wealth, which no autist can pass up even if they can't profit off of it in the future

>>162857449
same

It's horrible, I miss being able to stay in a server for 1 hour

who the fuck thought casual matchmaking was a good idea? needs to be fired immediately, the current system favors team stacking and waiting in queues

why did portal 2 ruin valve

>>162857717
it just did

Playing soldier when an idiot Pyro main tries to 1v1 me, I JUST JUMP OUT AND SHOOT DOWN ON HIM. Like I would 1v1 the most aids class in the game. I do the same thing when I see a heavy waddling around with 500 health. NICE CLASS EVERYONE CAN JUST AVOID YOU. daily reminder that Pyro engie and heavy mains are everything wrong with this game.

>>162858210
>forgetting about spy mains and their enormous ego and furfaggotry

>>162843550
Play mge and jump maps. You will learn. It's so much more fun than casual, all the aids strats get shut down right away and it's just fast paced dm

>>162858210
>takes out reserve shooter

>>162857449
>2-3 mins of searching
>for an entire game of steam rolling
>even if the enemy team isn't steam rolling, my team is way too retarded to play and we lose anyway

every single damn time

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>on fire
>see pyro teammate
>use help and medic voice commands multiple times
>he just spychecks and fucks off

I think pyro needs a fucking huge "CLICK M2 ON THIS GUY FOR FREE HP" text on burning allies

>>162859876
just let him see the "medic!" thingies when they are on fire

>>162859876
>try to extinguish someone
>m2, he is not close enough for airblast range
>try to m2 again
>24 ammo left
>dude dies
FUCK

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>>162860341
>am pyro main
>medic starts burning
>runs directly away from me out of airblast range
>press e
>still runs away
>medic reaches health
"Hey Pyro if I'm healing you put me out when I get on fire"

>>162860815
>see scout on fire
>lets extinguish him
>nope, dodges every single airblast by doing his adhd jump dance and runs off to some health kit
>dies mid way

>>162861024
>Am scout
>On fire
>Pressing E and Help!
>Friendly pyro comes up
>Spychecks me even though I'm already on fire
>Burn to death

>>162860341
>>162860815
>>162861024
>>162861150
two kinds of people in this game

>>162860815
>>162861150
>>162861024
>see someone burning to death
>just stare at him
>right when he dies, I start frantically airblasting his corpse

Am I the only one that does this? The fact I don't wear hats on pyro probably makes it all the better.

>>162861519
Those who attempt teamwork and those who flout it.

>team is 1/4 pyros on upward
>going to second to last point they cannot seem to understand they keep getting headshot
>just keep dying like idiots
>doing more as demo than all of them combined
It's like, stupid meets retarded, meets average American.

>Your strategy isn't working, how about a change?
>Oh, ok, keep being retarded.

Why do I keep shoving money into this?

>>162861686
>Why do I keep shoving money into this?

And you call the Americans retards

>>162858353
this

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>>162861686
>team based shooter is free so it brings in anyone that is capable of downloading it
>no one even bothers with the tutorials
>there's always at least a total of 5 snipers or spies but hardly ever a medic
>no one EVER votes to kick someone
>community servers are dying
>competitive is 6s only despite the beta having 9s as a 'coming soon' option
>dev team is 3 people who only work on it part time
>dev team communicates less than an alzheimer patient

you said the update would be out today /owg/
why did you lie

I know why they won't change the current pub situation

>old system
>Valve pubs are on 24/7

>current system
>Valve pubs are only using servers when there are matches being made

They're so cheap they want to spend this little on TF2

>>162862363
>old system
>new system
>not nearly identical, except now you can't pick and choose your teams so there's a chance it will actually be fair

Why wouldn't they save money on a bunch of empty servers.

Friendly reminder that the community has been calling tf2 dead game for 2 years AND IT HAS NOT DIED YET.