On the Eleventh day of Christmas my /utg/ gave to me! Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
I claim this thread for Skel
>>162710813
nice one senpai
>>162710813
Denied
I'm going to post cute dads and there isn't anything you can do to stop me
>>162710813
skel you say?
>>162710870
I wish someone would do a better Sans of something like that. This is just creepy.
I love this goat. I'm going to get strong for this goat!
Reposting since the last one was so late in the thread.
Bosses for the fangame, made into outlines to keep them a secret. Undyne is there for sprite comparison.
>>162711059
Male
Female
Male
The first one is going to be my new husbando
>>162711059
Really cool, but didn't you already reveal them to us through progress updates you posted here, or did you redesign them since then?
>>162711121
>but didn't you already reveal them to us through progress updates you posted here
wait did he? Is the first one a dude? I have to know
>>162711121
Some, but not all. The 1st is 100% new for example.
And yeah, some got design changes since then. It was just nice seeing them all together.
>>162711185
Will you confirm or deny that #2 is Garnet?
>>162711247
what even makes you think this
>>162711304
The head and huge hands mostly.
>>162711151
He was like a big dude, but Fatz said he got changed so idk.
>>162711185
Coolbeans man, can't wait to see what they're like.
>>162711059
will it be hard
>>162711247
It's the mtt diamond head dudes fused together
>>162711346
>He was like a big dude
Fucking called it
>inb4 pulls an Alphys and makes him female for the sake of diversity
>>162711353
The game? Yeah I am designing the game under the assumption that you beat it to some degree. Think the monster difficulty in Hotland/The Core and scale it up from there as the game progresses.
>>162711479
that you beat the original, I mean
>>162711569
>he thinks Undertale's fans played Undertale
You better just make a full Let's Play to coincide with the release so your fans don't have to play catch-up.
>>162711712
How about they playmustardinstead?
>>162711479
are
we
touhou
>>162711814Depends on your actions.
>>162710874
Why not both?
>>162711869
>Your actions
You're not gonna make the Genocide route super campy and make it a boring 3-hour "OH NO PLEASE STOP" grindfest, are you? If we turn around at the last minute and go full nigger I'm hoping it gets cuhrazy.
>>162711869
Question
If I was able to murder Sans will I be fine for everything?Is there going to be an even harder genocide boss?
or is that too much for the ~spoilers~
>>162711896
Okay
Well, 'night Anons.
>>162711971
Sleep well gotebro
>>162711959
Sorry man, can't spoil anything there.
>>162711971
Yeah I'm heading out too. Gnight guys.
>>162711971
Sleep well, anon!
>>162711959
>>162712041
Figured as much, oh well
I hope it can give me an actual challenge though
>>162711971
Goodnight anon! Sleep well!
Beware the dude who speaks in swoods.
muffet
Sadfics?
>>162712847
ETA this week
>>162712804
>>162712939
ayy
Goat husbando, [spoiler soon [/spoiler]
Goodnight utg! I hope you have a good Wednesday! We are almost to the weekend!!
>>162713495
Goat waifumaybe one day I hope
Would you still love your favorite if the had Rayman syndrome?
>>162714190
>Rayman syndrome
Define
Chara burpfic?
>>162712929
Thanks milka
>>162714283
Rayman is a video game character. They are missing legs arms and a neck, but have floating body parts. Rayman syndrome
>>162714654
So, like Gaster?
>>162714792
I guess yeah.
The human is sparing you.
>>162715156
>*Spare
>>162715190
You are a good person.
>>162715369
Thank you.
Well, these are supreme dead hours. I'll see y'all in 6 hours, anons. Don't fall off the board in the meantime.
nice
>>162715828
Goodnight skeleton poster! Sleep well
>>162715828
bye anon
everyone is sleeping so no one will know that i liked undertale
>>162716530
i know
>>162716663
no, you found out my darkest secret!
>>162716696
What do you like about undertale?
Everyone is gone? Time to say that i like thisflower
>>162716925
That's a goat, you dummy
>>162716874
the characters are all cute and the music is great. please no bully.
>>162716925
>>162716874
I like watching that goat-child-flower suffer
>>162716530
>>162717020
Now I know too! I'll be a millionaire with this information!
>>162717150
no! put that information back where you found it
>>162717235
It's much too late now anon!
>>162717309
curse you anon... i swear to you, you will regret this.
>>162717020
I think you're great anon. Do you contribute any OC around here or just lurk and converse?
i'm gonna kill myself on friday! !
>>162717441
yes to both
that was a pretty random question anon. do you have psychic powers or something?
>>162717589
don't
>>162717589
why this friday? jojo is almost over, you want to stay alive to see the end of part 4 animated right?
i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
>>162717604
Everybody here either makes content or doesn't make content and just talks, it was a safe bet, I think content makers are all cool dudes.
>>162717589
>>162717751
No your not. You're going to call someone to get help over your suicidal thoughts. Suicide is not the answer
>>162717995
he didnt specify which friday. it could be in 234782134434134 years
>>162717995
https://twitter.com/ilikestapler/status/64645046363897858
baka
>>162718041
Still a problem
>>162718057
Nobody cares about obscure twitter. It was written in classic tumblr suicide notes poundsigns and all.
Dummy.
>>162717870
smart.
you're a very nice anon. i like a lot of anons who just converse though. there are a lot of nice people here.
What did you say anon? Flowey?
>>162718935
I said Flowey sucks and his fans are terrible
If i'm straight why am I such a submissive slut
where's the bara
>>162719049
>straight
>posting Nicepants
anon...
>>162719049
there's nothing wrong with wanting to be femdom'd
>>162719049
i don't know but you're posting my favorites
>>162719049
You just want a girl to dominate you. That's a fairly normal fetish.
>>162719081
Right here
>>162719136
I actually fantasize about male doms
>>162719219
oh
that's not really straight anon
>>162719219
That is significantly less straight
>>162719219
It's called being bi-sexual, despite what some posters in here will tell you, its perfectly OK to want both dick and booby
at the same time
from at least two different people
sometimes more
if that's what you're into
idk
I don't judge
but its hot
I'm just a normal faggot though so idk ignore me
>>162719081
also here
>>162719081
>>162719304
Being bi isn't really possible/sucks when you know you want kids some day, no men are interested, hence the dilemma of being straight but a slut
great pic
>>162719490
just buy a dildo and explore your ass once in a while goddamn
>>162719490
>no me are interested
are you sure you're looking for the right people, anon?
i know some gay/bi guys and they look forward having children
>You will never snuggle up to goat mom and drink hot chocolate by the fire on a cold night
Do you guys think I image post too much?
MUSICAL!
>>162719908
CHAIRS!
>>162719724
nah. just post what you want to. if we dont hit image limit it's not really a problem. we're a bit better about using images now but for a while there we would get no where close to image limit.
post cutes
>>162720506
>>162720506
>>162720506
With this i'm off to bed
>>162720142
>>162720595
Sleep well, dadposter!
>>162720595
I want asgore to hold me like that
>>162720595
Good night!
>>162720610
>>162720595
Goodnight!I should probably go to bed, too.
>>162720506
>>162720713
>tfw no cute bunny bf
kill me now
anon do you find me attractive
tell me the truth
>>162721610
not really
i find you cute tho
>>162721610
youre ok
>>162721610
ew
that'd be gay
im not gay, anon
>>162721610
Yes.
Am I just in time to Nicepost?
>>162721610
Maybe.
>Still no "Prom Night" Style remixes for any good undertale songs
It hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q053PBA47gY
>>162722637
youre a little too late. we just closed up shop. you don't have to go home but you can't nicepost here.
>>162722637
i'm still here but i'm talking to the guy
but yeah, we can do that
Frisk's 12+ inch dick!
>>162722929
Frisk is a fucking walking lego man
>>162722806
WELL I'M STILL GONNA
>>162723196
>>162723342
>tfw you will never be a detective partner with a cute blue bunny
>>162723427
i'm actually okay with that
i want somebody else
>>162723196
stop! they might get you.
>>162723630stealthy niceposting
Also hows /utg/ been recently? I haven't visited in like 2 weeks
>>162723624
Wholesome post.
Lovely post.
>>162723707
Same as it ever was. Lots of people who used to visit coming back, including you i guess.
>>162723707
it's been okay i guess
some people are coming back
>all this niceposting
>tfw no bf
>>162724019
People are not worth it, your own body and your fantasies will do more for you than anybody in this world.
>>162724039
The fantasy of bf is worth it though - it's the hope that keeps me going
>>162724098
ye
Niceposting seems to has increased dramatically, is this just an anomalous thread or are y'all turning queer?
hi utg you guys have nothing to do? me too
secret dummypost
>>162724445
why arent you practicing a skill like drawing anon?
Get back to work.
>>162724243
half of those are mine
sorry
i'll stop now
>>162724039
until last week i had a bf though
i miss it ;-;
>>162724243
this is an anonymous thread
>>162724634
mettaton please go away
it's a good morning
>>162724742don't stop
>>162724842
that it is friend, that it is.
>>162724918
but people won't be able to post images if i post too much
Goat
Children
>>162725000
I hope I can draw something that cute within 5 minutes some day
>wrote a short UT story months ago.
>Find same story recently. read through it spotting typos, errors & shit.
>Suddenly remember it got added to the writebin, but never got any real feedback since I always hid it in spoiler tags - just like this.
No idea why, but I always felt oddly anxious about sharing shit with anonymous randoms on the internet, even when anonymous myself.
>>162725481
same. this artist is my favorite. everything i draw in 5 minutes looks terrible.
>>162725039
that is a fair point Anon, I apologize
>>162725721
You'll always be your biggest critic, Anon - I'm sure other people won't be as scrupulous with spotting your errors as you are
Alphys vore when?
>>162725721
I think most people are willing to forgive a few spelling mistakes and grammatical errors for new content featuring the characters they like.Bad characterization is another beast, though.
>>162725884
Eh, more so thelewd, than the typos & errors.
>>162725481
>within 5 minutes
Was that seriously made in five minutes?
>>162726343
it's for the 5 minute challenge today on twitter to draw up to 3 characters.
>>162726343
The Snowdin picture? No.
The Sans one? Yes.
GUYS
I HEARD THAT ANON IS GAY?!?!
>>162726646
wtf i love anon now
>>162726521
>Frisk
>Undyne
>Papyrus
>Monster Kid
>Sans' head
>an entire chunk of Snowdin
>and the hardest to draw: Annoying Dog
>All drawn in 5 minutes
I feel like Yamcha witnessing super saiyan blue for the first time.
>>162726723
see >>162726602
we're talking about >>162725000
>>162726602
That makes sense, it didn't seem humanly possible to draw all that within five minutes.but it isn't the first time I thought that because of a drawing challenge.It isn't time to throw away my pens yet.
nice
yes i am anon and i want to kiss anon
>>162727938
that is adorable
>>162727796
Sans is the worst pred.
Do you ever wish you were less terrible?
>>162730386
all the time
im trying to get better
>>162724628
Ok that would be good
>>162730386
Not anymore
At least not enough to change
Now I'll just enjoy myself for a while longer before death
I want a picture of Sans wearing a dickie on the outside of his shirt
>>162730386
I wish the people I've surrounded myself with weren't terrible. Besides I don't think being terrible as anywhere near as bad if you show remorse or guilt for the things you've done.
>>162726646
T-that's not true!I'm gay for YOU anon!
Miss Undyne's a child diddler!
Mornin /utg/
>check strawpoll
>dogg threesome winning
http://www.strawpoll.me/11872316/r
>>162733026
Why do you keep drawing these?
>>162733027
As it should be
Adding my vote
>>162733128
Why do people keep declaring their love for asriel?
Why do people want to be eaten by daddy sans?
Who fucking knows dude.
>>162733185
But anon that's gay!
>>162733282
>Why do people keep declaring their love for asriel?
They fell for the wrong goat
>Why do people want to be eaten by daddy sans?
Vorefags have brain damage
now why do you keep drawing that?
Asriel or Toriel?
Which is comfier to be eaten by?
>>162733402
Alright smart ass,
Why do people do that napstapad thing?
Why do people hate asgore, but also hate soriel/toriel ships in general?
Why is this place still alive?
Answer that shit and then I'll tell you.
>>162733370
That's the best part!
>>162733027
>vote for papyrus delivers a pizza
>captcha is pizza
It is destiny
>>162733559
Not him but
>Why do people hate asgore, but also hate soriel/toriel ships in general?
I like Asgore but I don't really like Toriel that much. She needed a better boss fight
>Why do people do that napstapad thing?
Because he kind of looks like a maxipad and ghostfags are a bit odd
>Why is this place still alive?
Because this general has pretty much just become a chat room where we talk about vaguely Undertale related things
now spill
>>162733747
It's fun to draw it.
Seriously, that's it.
>>162733787
Okay
I'm hungry.
>>162733559
What is napstapad
Because he's "a character women will never understand" (damaged/noble but in the wrong for his people). Soriel always transfigures sans into a character that is not sans, but "a character that vaguely resembles sans who in the canon has no reason to hook up with Toriel." Doesn't help that she is canonically cruel child-abusing kidnapping drunkard
DETERMINATION or desperation
>>162734101
>a character women will never understand
Just throwing it out there that the all time best Asgore artist was a womanbefore the fandom scared her off, the assholes
Help I think im falling in love with papyrus, I keep catching myself thinking about him in a comfy or lewd way and that's not good, its pretty gay too. Im pretty close to indulging on those thoughts as well, because the warm feeling in my chest tells me I should.
What should I do distract myself with something else or what?
>>162734286
>Im pretty close to indulging on those thoughts as well
How do you indulge your feelings of wanting to fuck an imaginary skeleton? Unless you just mean gay shit in which case I say go for it
>>162734241
But you must admit that the vast vast majority of "players" who think that Asgore is an irredeemable piece of shit and make Soriel are women. They generally do not like "damaged" characters unless they're emo tween-bait or a "strong woman".
>>162734445
I mean I GUESS
This block headed motherfucker is still triggering me
>>162734690
Who?
I heard this was the place to find butts of shotas.
>>162734857
I have no fucking idea but he started appearing in Undertale art
>>162734543
What do you want me to say, that I'm actually Undyne in disguise, indulging in my weird fantasies?
That I actually was ordered by Toby Fox to flood this general with it?
Im just telling the truth, it's fun to draw, it's not like I'm doing it for you.
There's a part in Earthbound that I really like.
You first enter magicant. And you're talking to all the npcs that represent Ness' memories. You find a random snowman, and all he says is "Thank you for remebering me."
There's a lot of moments like that in undertale, and I think that's why I like this game a lot.
>>162734341
Anon, imagination, pillows and one of those headsets that you can put your phone into go a long way anon, it'll be both embarassing for myself if nobody comes in anyway because ill have to live with the shame of liking a male character to the point where I do cringy things, the fact that its an undertale character makes me feel even more guilty. Also anon stop advocating doing gay things. You make it out like its ok.
also does anyone have any cute papyrus voice acting clips. I need them for reasons
Pizza Time
>>162735138
There is absolutely nothing morally wrong with wanting to be fucked by a large hairy man.depending on your personal beliefs / religion
>>162734445
but i like asgore and hate soriel
>>162735663
Frick you aren't a womanright?
>>162735717
im not frick stop calling me frick
>>162735917
>Frick is having an identity crisis
oh geeze
I have returned.
>>162736029
>skeletonfag
feel free to leave again
>I'll Try To Be Good's author lost their laptop due to the battery exploding
>Wants d'nations for a new laptop, are doing emergency commissions
It's not that I don't believe them, but what's with it with artists and their computers blowing up at random? I'd at least appreciate a picture of said blown-up laptop so I know I'm not being lied to so they can sucker $10 from readers.
fell in love w/ a goat
>>162734978
The truth is that you'reAlphys, and indulging in your weird fetishes. We're on to you.
>>162724243
I don't post it but it's my favorite non canon ship.
I am of the gay tho.
>>162727796
>tfw getting boner and lewd thoughts from this
Well I now want to cuddle up to and be preyed on by a skeleton.
Thanks for that.
>>162727796
Thoroughly disgusted. I'd only play along if he promised to let me go well before I actually started being digested. Anything for my fave, though.
good night
>>162727796
bad
would be better if it was a goat
>>162737450
is this lewd?
>>162727796
I'm going with >>162737480 's reply.
>>162736029
Good morning
Post Chara's butt!
>>162737863
No lewd.
>>162737912
Butts are not lewd
>>162737863
no
And then she pooped
>>162736268
Me too, man.
I'm not sure why, but I love pictures of characters in little bottles. Anyone got more?
>>162738372
Got a little ahead of myself
>>162736237
Tumblr artists do not know how to take care of computers.
>>162738372
>>162736879
It's not so bad. Ectobelly would be nice.
>>162738825
Anon stop reminding me, my mind does things when I'm in that kind of semi lewd comfy mindset.
Who else loved the scene where Undyne and Papyrus were fighting the Russian Mafia who Sans had sold Frisk to and then broke into the mafia boss's room and it was Sans
>>162727796
>>162736879
>>162738825
>>162739534
Sad!
hello utg what is your favorite undertale character?
>>162739967
This goat
>>162738372
does this count?
>>162740085
why is This goat your favorite?
>>162739967
The metal-lookin one
>>162739967
asriel dreemurr
>>162740206
New home was really good, he has the best theme song, his boss fight was the best, he made me cry and I want to hug him.
>>162739967
The robot.
>>162740128
I want one.
>>162740219
i enjoy that one as well
>>162740226
asriel dreemurr is a good choice!
>>162740357
i hope you get to hug him anon
>>162740391
The robot. is my favorite character as well
>>162739967
>select all images with Flowers
It's a sign
>>162739967
This goat, for much the same reasons >>162740357 had for theirs.
>>162739956
>he cant appreciate the gentle feel of sans tongue rubbing up against his chest as sans brings him in closer as
well you get the point
>>162741047
No
Continue
>>162741047
You could've stopped at "sans" to prevent vomiting, anon
>>162740627
>select all images with Flowers is a great character anon!
>>162740879
This goat is a fantastic character
I want to suck off shota Asriel till he cums down my throat
>>162736237
Considering the track record of the comic, I'll be surprised if this doesn't get worked into the universe as also Flowey's fault.
>>162741396
get in line feg
>>162741396
fuck of cry isn't it like 2am where you live? go to bed
>>162741448
That'd actually be pretty funny
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
>>162741890
Frisk and Asriel riding on top of a happy Asgore like he was a horse
>>162741890
Asriel crying
Frisk cheering him up
>>162741890
Asriel crying
Cheerie frisking him up
>>162741980
>requesting the most generic request possible that already has a ton of fanart of that exact thing
Why are Asrielfags so boring?
>>162741890
Jester and mouse fighting in an anime style battle
>>162741890
Death of the False Emperor
>>162741890
Chara using a chocolate Santa as a dildo
>>162741890
Flowey as the Yellow King.
>>162741890
Asriel frisking
Cheer crying him up
>>162741890
Sans x nice cream guy
>>162741890
this>>162741940 but with kid Papyrus instead of Asriel
>>162741980
>>162742051
>>162741940
>>162742074
>>162742084
>>162742154
>>162742163
>>162742193
>all these bad requests
jesus
>>162742224
>>162742052
are the only good ones
>>162742052
Fuck you I'm sad
>>162741890
Actually just ignore my request
It's too generic
>>162742415
Where do you think you are?
>>162741890
Little Undyne sitting by the fireplace and drinking hot chocolate
>>162742415
>dadfags dissing everyone else's tastes
Classic
>>162742568
>dadfag
>>162741890
>>162742415 This anon crying
>>162742454 >>162742568 These anons cheering him up
>>162741890
Gaster on a motorcycle
>>162742642
What
>>162742415
Anon you stabbed my heart.
papyrus rules
>>162742720I'm not a dadfag
>>162742734
>Asrielfags samefagging this much
wow
>>162742773correct
>>162741890
Tsunderplane the red-nosed airplane monster
>>162742804
That wasn't a reaction to the comment it was a reaction to the picture
>>162741890
Gaster in old pickup truck, smoking and listening to music during nighttime.
>>162741890
Hi Pumpkin! Gaster trying to help Frisk with their math homework?
Has it started snowing by your place yet?
>>162742734
You see, i know thats fucking edited, cause i am one of those response linked requests, you utter retard.
>>162743120
>taking it seriously
>>162742415
Thanks anon, patrician taste, am I right?
>>162743220
>taking anything seriously
Hahaha kiddo I'm a nihilist
>>162743220
>being a fucking autistic retard and thinking that was in any way funny to begin with
theres literally nothing wrong with liking Asriel
>>162736578
SHITFUCK
D-damnit, caught again!
>>162743520
I know that some people get off to serial killers but i'm pretty sure that its still wrong to like them
why are you guys so grumpy today
is it finals crunch time
good luck anons
>>162743386
>Hahaha kiddo I'm superior <insert label here>
Do you still cry yourself to sleep, while trying to convince yourself that you don't need anybody and crushing loneliness is just fine?
>inb4 projecting meme
>>162743461
Aw did someone take it seriously?
>>162743625
I've got an exam and two 6-page essays on Friday and I still don't take it out on any of you fools
I mean any more than usual
>>162742568
wait why am I being blamed for this?
>>162743826
the /sthg/ crossthreader's ban expired
>>162743679
W-what
I was just referencing pic related. You don't gotta be so visceral, anon
>inb4 just a prank
>crybaby helpless frisk
>dominant violent cursing sans
>soriel
>pap's only characteristic is spaghetti and not japes, traps or anything else
>post-flowey Asriel is completely childlike and innocent
>Asgore does not exist or is depicted as an asshole
>Toriel is perfect
>Undyne is thick for some reason or hyper-masculine
>Gaster is the skeleton's dad/creator
>Chara is anything but a cunt
>skeleton blushing
>"Paul Thomas Anderson is a great director! Probably the best working director!"
>>162743816
12 pages in 2 days isn't bad, are the topics tough or on something you have no interest in? good luck and try not to procrastinate!
>>162743982
>Alphys is so unimportant to everyone in the story and in the fandom outside being Undynes girlfriend that she wasn't even included in this list
>>162743982
Does alphys also not exist?
Can she just NOT exist.
>>162743982
I sure don't like Tumblr
>>162744086
don't post this ever again
>>162743885
Shit, sorry anon. I guess I'm just a little on edge here today.
Ha ha it was just a Social Experiment, /b/ro.
>>162744268I want to rub my face on that bulge
>>162744216
>I sure don't like Tumblr
To be fair I've seen all of those here too.
>>162744025
One is on the difference of type-token ratios between languages and the impact of lemmatisation on this ratio
The other is on T.S. Eliot
Let me just say that one of these will be significantly easier
>>162744386
Try again compadre.
>>162744216
>Cupping Asriel's testicles with your hand, they are covered with silky smooth white fur and already tight from arousal, like two tiny apples.
Life is hard man.
>>162743982
Skeleton blushing is adorable and you know it
>>162744743
What kind of apples are furry?
>>162744123
No surprise there
>>162744749
As long as it's not blue or orange blush I'm okay with it.
>>162744801
>What kind of apples are furry?
That's not really how I meant it. You can go with peaches if you want.
>>162745270
It just means you have a healthy curiosity to see just how terrible it can get
>>162744926
How could Toriel possibly accommodate this?
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CznyjfvUoAE2WZi.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzoHl30UAAAV0Y-.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czpx-oMUUAAMy2r.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czo8WNXUkAAH3aB.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CznyigEUUAAjKFX.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpJw-EUsAA8Czv.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpEljlUQAIdmg1.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpRHiRUQAASIWp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czl4hUWUAAAqSAG.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyxAazZUQAA6yaN.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpbJyvUUAAeJH_.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp3rhBVEAArZ1a.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czon-KhUUAA2-_6.png:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp4r1JUUAEOHs1.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czoq8OFUkAg013v.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CznZbWBXgAAs8oy.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czo2r0aUcAAt4Ky.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzqCwC2UkAAYniC.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpFzFuUQAAme38.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CybYoHUUkAAeUQz.jpg:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czgs7wEVQAIMMBH.jpg:orig
>Grillby's barI can't see poltical bear without thinking about that one comic now. Help
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czo7tp-UAAcokyt.jpg:orig
>Science friends
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czo00xqUcAAXcuA.jpg:orig
>goat parents
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czo0kc0UoAEJBIj.jpg:orig
>ghost family
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpYyI9VQAAash4.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czo09fbVQAAIZmk.jpg:orig
>Sans x Grillby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpqNC5UAAE1vwO.png:orig
>Muffet x Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzpBmqiVQAEscb3.jpg:orig
>Chara + Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzogsH_VQAAy6bZ.jpg:orig
>groups
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzopYs0UcAEYL2K.jpg:orig
>>162744760
Why do people who like Asgore trigger you so much?
>>162744652
rude
>>162744926
hot
>>162744760
Here take this
http://pastebin.com/cbDXtCSV
>>162745661
Twitter Anon as always on post. Thank you!
>>162745749
Oh hey I meant to save this fic
thanks
>>162745749
Oh geez why
>>162745350
Look what you did, you silenced whole thread, everyone went to jerk off to this.I want something similar but with edge Asriel please.
>>162746310
Because I was asked to write it and I agreed to do it
>>162746448
Why are you spamming lewd Asgores?Lewd Asgores that are only meh at that
>>162745661I know your pain.
>>162745661
>I can't see poltical bear without thinking about that one comic now. Help
Thaaaaaaaaaaat's politics!
>>162746432
how could it silence the thread? it wasnt even gay
Who is a worse candidate for babysitter, Politics Bear or Daddy Sans
>>162746656
Im just saying
there are better lewd Asgores out therelike this http://i.imgur.com/hxuqcMd.jpg
>>162742859
>>162746708
>>162746835
Daddy Sans since he'll also vore the kiddo
>>162746835
I'd vote for them, I think they'd be good for the country
>>162746815
Cute!I wonder if all the other monsters laugh and call her names.
>>162746708
Politics Bear fucked at least 1 kid but has been involved in countless embezzlements
Daddy Sans was just giving the kiddo a bad time. Did he take his punishments too far? We'll let the courts decide!
>>162746815
That' lewd.
>>162747163
Don't spam these in the thread but if you want more lewdshttp://s.imgur.com/a/f0Z4t
ho ho ho
who was a good kiddo this year?
What's the deal with the flinstones theme disguising itself as undertale OST
>>162747427
Daddy!
Goatfags are spamming lewd again!
>>162747413
See, that's what I was talking about. That's not Asriel, but same type of goat alright: is his penis covered in fur? Wouldn't that be uncomfortable for Toriel?
I want a cold bitter child asriel who's tired of the world from the countless eternities he remembers from his times of flowey.
>>162747767
That's me.
Will I do?
I want fish.
>>162747967
The fish wants lizard.
>>162747936
I'm sure you are nice to talk to, but I meant fanart.
>>162747427
I was! I didn't kill anyone! Ever! I also donated blood and helped homeless people.
>>162748063
Did you know that
Gay, lesbian and bisexual people are technically not allowed to donate blood. It's stupid, but it's true.
>>162748252
Stds are slightly more common in homosexuals.
>>162748252
>Gay, lesbian and bisexual people are technically not allowed to donate blood. It's stupid, but it's true.
Nah it makes sense
t.gay dude
>>162748413
Does no one think to test for STDs before giving blood?
It'd make the process less, yknow, biased.
>>162748617
kek
>>162747767
this, i wanna hug sad existentially exhausted asriel
>>162748252
IIRC it's just gay men. Lesbians actually have lower rates of STD then the general populace, and are capable of donating blood in the US.
>>162748796
That's alot of money and a lot of time, which in turn is more money.
Flowey is baked AGAIN
>>162749594
no you're thinking of
>>>/lgbt/
actually
>tfw donate blood without telling anyone of my rampant homolust
>tfw my clean O- faggot blood is coursing through the veins of at least 12 people this year alone
>>162749924
Pure evil.
>>162749924
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""clean""""""""""""""""""""""""""
lol sure thing mspg
>>162749106
This guy gets it. Or maybe he is tired too
>tfw trying not to start shit between characterfags anymore since its pathetic
These threads are so fucking boring now. Please do something more intresting
>>162748617
Pls no
>>162750269
Sorry if we aren't that trollable soriel
>>162750456
I'm trying not to troll people you idiot but you guys are making this hard when you're boring
>tfw accidentally spent my evening reading up on nuclear weapons capabilities in 2016
I am in dire need of some cute
>>162750517
go back to /sthg/ where you belong then you pathetic fucking shitskin.
>>162750517
I know. It's all gonna be alright. (Lie)
>>162750618
Anybody got good holiday travel plans?
>>162750618
Have "lewd" instead.
>>162750618
>>162750893
Stop falseflagging and stop posting shitty lewds
>>162750997
>that
>lewd
Oh come on, you're no fun.
>>162751384
>An arm up an ass isn't lewd
Anon........
>>162750618
Here's some cute, but if you also want some even grimmer reading, the voice recorder transcript of the SS El Faro was just released earlier this week. Its not a perfect transcript but of course they did have to retrieve the recorder from nearly three miles deep in the ocean.
http://dms.ntsb.gov/public/58000-58499/58116/598645.pdf
>>162750618
#cute undyne #cute alphys
http://chasing-sin.tumblr.com/post/148920722554/anonymous-said-hey-chase-what-if-domsans-raped
>>162750618
>>162751608
You would have had a better chance of pulling it off if you had truncated the url
>>162751794
you gave the nigger attention anyway
just fucking off yourself, you fucking coalburner.
How big and smelly are Chara's farts?
>>162751741
Post the full thing you fucking fag
I wish spicy gote would do this to me..
>>162751850
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
>>162741980
>>162742052
>>162751437
I shouldn't have read that
>>162752268
neat!
>>162750618
nemunemunemu
>>162750618
>>162752018
Frisk and Asriel!
>>162752018
>you will never get a faceful of goat dick smell
>>162752268
cute
>>162752485
>you will never feel his thighs around your head while you suck him off
just fucking shoot me
comfy hugs from the flowe!
>>162752387
i agree
>>162753307
wat
>>162751434
Have you not seen the original? It's just an edit of joke.
>>162752120
Thank you! I appreciate you making this.
>>162752485
Preferably after a long day of activities desu
one last pure non-lewd dad post before I go do other shit for a few hours
>>162753713
They're retarded and forcing stale bait, just ignore them.
>>162749924
I donate becauseI'm a virgin.
I'm also planning on donating marrow soon because I live in the south and the idea of rednecks being saved by a queer tickles me.
>"Terrorists win."
THIS
TEAM
AAAAAAAAA
>>162745661
>Those Mettatons
It's one of those days again I see.
>>162754938
Why would someone play games where you need to rely on strangers to have a good time?
REAL
BREAKPOSTING
MINUTES
>>162754363
Non lewd dad posting! Fuck yeah!!
>>162751437
I wish giant flowey would play with me.
>>162755113
Flowey loves to play with his food
I was wrong, this morning was terrible
glad you're still around /utg/
>>162752485
>you'll never wake up to the smell of dick
I wonder, would I actually like this?
>>162755323
I'm glad you're still here too anon!
>>162755323
I'm glad you're here spiderposter.
>>162755071
When you have no friends.
Believe me its easy.
>>162754947
sorry
>>162755093
non-lewding Dad posting is the best desu
>>162755071
So you can blame someone else when you lose
>>162755565
and then you go in post lewds again
why
at least that picture is legit hot>tfw your not Gaster there
>>162754454
okiedokie
>>162755249
I...I still w-want to play with him. Yeah I d-do.
>>162755676It's easily the best ship there is. Like, 'who even cares about canon at this point'- good.
Counter strike sucks.
>>162755882It's my favorite ship just because its cute and the lewds are usually excellent.
>>162755995
Team FortressClassic was the only good team based multiplayer shooter
fight me
>>162755412
you guys are still fun to talk to now and then
>>162755519
eh I post almost everybody, Muffet needs a little love
>>162756138
EXCUSE MEIM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
Nerf Arena Blast was the only good FPS
>>162756327
>tfw the servers are pretty much dead
it hurts
The only good FPS was Extreme Paintbrawl
>>162756327
>>162756409
>>162756428
All my favorite things are dead.>>162756409
>>162755995
Get deagled tard
>>162756409
>there will never be a nerf online fps with all the new shit they're releasing
it would be so rad considering how futuristic all their guns are
>>162756576
I understand this reference
>>162756576
>not RIP frisk
Do u even asvore
>>162756576
I should really stop bothering to come here
>>162756576
Asriel was created consensually with Toriel.
I'll have no one claimibg otherwise.
>>162755076
cute
>>162756659
>I've got the powers that B.png
Important poll!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11877338
>>162743085Oh, it doesn't snow where I live. How about you?
Howdy, /utg/! How're you today?
I found out my best friend stole my info and has been using my card info to buy hundreds of dollars worth of Christmas gifts.He bought my own Christmas present with my money.
but what if we mix the dadpostingwith dummyposting
>>162757395
Just goes to show you how much he loves using you to express his love for you!
>>162757395
This is why you never trust people.
Chara was fucking right.
>>162757395
ex-best friend, right?
>>162756659
MSPG my man.
>>162756872
Please don't take it too seriously or personally anon. Asgore is a good guy.
>>162757395
I am doing okay. Feeling sort of poor.
I am really sorry to hear that person wasn't a real friend.
>>162757395
Oh wow I would feel so destroyed if a friend of mine did that.
I feel like I want to understand how that even happens so I could learn to avoid it - but I never want to doubt my friends like that.
>>162752751
>>162753967
>>162755383
>he will never force you to smell his dick stink below his big and baggy robe
>he will never trap you down there with his thighs on your cheeks until you say you like his parmesan-scented crotch
>he will never corner your nose inbetween his cock and balls so have nothing to smell but pure ball sweat and fur
I'd write a fic about it if I wasnt horrible at writing
>>162757395
>He bought my own Christmas present with my money.
ahahahahaha
holy shit
>>162757395
wtf
>>162757395
Jesus and I thought I was a shit friend
>>162756581
>bearmeetstiger13
Reminder that this faggot is a tracer.
>>162757395
I hope you disowned that asshole
>>162758109
>a tracer.
Overwatch main?
>>162758168
someone who traces other people's artwork
>>162758438
Me first babe.
Make it clean.
>>162757821
>parmesan-scented
Too far, anon.
Alright, so I ignored this autistic game when it first came out because some goat started lecturing me when I started playing, and I don't like being lectured,
but I'm gonna give it another shot now
All I care about is gameplayfor nowso I get the most of that by killing everything, right?
>>162758514
Do the no kill playthrough first and then do the genocide aka grinding on everything until they stop appearing in each area before the boss
That's how you get maxium gameplay
>>162758514
Do whatever you feel like. And get the fuck out of here until you finished it.
>>162758514
I think the game might not be for you.
Just play through killing what you think deserves killing I guess.Also leave now, hurry
>>162758514
The kill everything route only has 2 real bosses as oppose to the 7 a pacifist run has
>>162757580
He honestly angrily explained that it's not stealing if he plans on paying me back, that it was actually VERY thoughtful of him.
>>162757617
Future inmate.
>>162757808
Thanks anon. Hope you start feeling better!
>>162757820
I'm honestly obsessive about keeping on top of things like this from growing up with a druggie brother. On a road trip I handed him my card and phone to buy an album off of amazon. Son of a bitch sent himself a text off my phone and then deleted it. The most painful part is the validation it's given my paranoia.
>>162757843
I'm not going to lie. As angry as I was at the time, that part did make me laugh. It takes a special kind of asshole.
>>162758514
>most of that by killing everything
You 'll get the most either way.
Spare everything first since that's kind of the game's gimmick.
If you want something close to a challenge play the murder everything route afterwards.
>>162758624
>sparing strange judgmental forest monsters
Alright, but you better not be lying to me
I'll be back in eventually or so
>>162758474
>>162759115
>someone finally drew an actual canon human Sans
whoa
>>162759115
A freakin' mazing
>>162758275
Oh, that tracing. That's bad.
>>162758767
>The most painful part is the validation it's given my paranoia.
Ugh, I know that. I absolutely hate people behaving paranoid.
>>162759197
It's all downhill from here.
>>162757361
That's adorable! Thank you so much, Pumpkin!Oh, that's a shame. We just got the first snowfall, though it's barely flaking right now. Still, we've had so little in the past few years, it's nice to see it again.
>>162759003
I'll thank you on the other side, doll.
Would you comfort Flowey if he asked you to?
>>162759653
I would feed him apples to cheer him up.
>>162759653
A friend in need is a friend, indeed.
>>162759115
>>162759653
What would he have me do?
>>162759653
Yeah sure, I'll pee on him a bit
Come 'ere little buddy
>>162758767
Never trust a person
>>162759653
Definitely a trap
Last call
http://www.strawpoll.me/11872316/
>>162759858
The anatomy of that pic looks fucked up
>>162760587
>jester and mouse
I never thought of these before but I'd fap to it. If it was gay.
>>162761050
Anon u r gay
>>162760650being voredby daddy sans!!!
>>162760587
>we're not going to get jester x mouse
>doggo ruins the one we are getting
>>162759115
it all makes sense now
>>162761087
These two together makes such a potential.
>>162761295
Do not bully doggo
>>162761295
I half voted for the doggo one because I didn't want skeleton shit
>>162760609
If you look closely, Frisk's upper torso/head is too small compared to their legs.
>looking through a pixiv art dump
>bunch of random chibi anime girls
>suddenly alphys
>>162761869
Delete traitorlizard
>>162762043
No.
>>162762110
Liar and deceiver begone
>>162761610
I was thinking more along the lines of everything from the shoulders downward is not drawn like Frisk is on their stomach.
>>162762043
But the lizard deletes herself
>>162760609
>>162762259
>that'sthejoke.jpg
>>162762259That's the joke
Any ideas for pics involving Frisk?
>>162762110
She will burn at stake. Mark my words.
>>162762259
I'm not seeing it. Might be the wonky foreshortening throwing me off.
>>162762110
remove lizards
>>162762329
Male or female?
>>162762329
mfrisk flowey tentacle friendliness pellets
>>162762329
Frisk living with Undyne and Alphys because Sans was convicted of murder and child molestation and having serious trouble acclimating
>>162762436
No.
>>162762329
Flowey sneakily slapping Frisk's ass?
>>162762628
>>162762538
He wasn't arrested, he's fucking dead
>>162762376
>adult frisk
>smol gote
?????
>>162762813
>cry drew it
What were you expecting
>>162762813
>not appreciating shotalove
>>162762813
Makes sense.
He lost his bond with his parents, so they all will stay the same age, forever, unless Asgore and Toriel have another gote, which is 99.99% unlikely.
>>162762919
I know. It's just so... unnerving
>>162759653
Yes
>>162762750
Frick burpfic?
>>162763421
delet owl
>>162763002
>All gotes are stuck in an immortal nightmare. Forced to watch everyone they love wither and die, while flowey slowly loses touch with reality due to the mind crushing boredom. Asgore and Toriel will both probably assume that it's all their fault. That they failed as parents and they'd be right.
I forgot we live in best timeline
>>162763002
>Asgore and Toriel grow older but no closer to death, and begin to desire release from mortality more and more as time goes on
>they end up booking up just to have a second child to put their life force into so they can finally die
>Flowey becomes insanely jealous and tries to murder their second child
>>162763421
Frick yaoific?
>>162763823
whos the goat
>>162742559
>>162762457
male
>>162762510
>>162762642
sounds nice! Taking note of these.
>>162763058
whats wrong with that
>>162762329
>>162764101
Getting magically "speared" by Undyne?
>>162764272musical?
>>162764345
No, with magic.
>>162764424magical?
>>162764080
Goodness gracious, this is a cute fish. The ribbon is a nice touch, too.
>>162763823
Holy shit. I wasn't expecting anything I drew. Thanks for the laugh anon.
>>162763421
Frick Frisk?
>>162764495
Uh, sure.
>>162764548
frick is an owl tho???
>>162762306
>>162762328
Well shit
>>162764345
I love the idea of the gang wondering why undyne and alphys aggressively practice the flute every night.
>>162764862
>>162764862
I'm pretty sure Mettaton knows
He records it and uses it as free instrumental music for his hit new singles
>>162764080It looks exactly like she's sitting in the fire.
I haven't been here in a while. What do you sickos even get up to?
>>162765359
Talking about Undertale, Shitposting, art stuff, Broba Geek and Doogle streamed, Cry did a stream too.
>>162765359
why do people keep coming back
is it because of the holidays? this is getting a bit ridiculous now. at least we'll be active.
>>162765359
Shitpost and sperg out over our favorites. Usually at the same time
>>162765318
She has to train very intensely to keep Asgore satisfied.
>>162765359
Group masturbation. We're still cleaning up from the last session so you'll have to wait a bit if you want to join in. Or watch. Either is fine.
>>162764179
>shotagote will never admire you
Fuck you Cry, fuck you!
What are you doing right now anon?
Also post your tunes.
>>162766926
Thinking about drawing but just sitting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvViRsQYGfw
>>162766926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wISIgAwuAnk
I'm working on my fanfic.I was actually stuck for a bit because with how I was wording the dialogue, it opened up dozens of plot holes, but I think everything's okay now.
>>162764272
Define speared
>>162767207
You know, like, penetrated.Please don't make me draw a diagram
>>162766926
Thinking about growing my hair back out. I regret cutting it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0PXj7LIw
>that crescendo always make me tear up.
>>162766926
Practicing lewds. Drawing a female form seems to come to me easier for whatever reason. I can draw a woman and a man but drawing an effeminate man takes a lot of effort for some reason.
At the same time I'm worried that I'm losing my touch on the characters themselves. It's harder to draw Mettatons head now than the body itself. Realism is biting me in the ass. I'm going to have to try and combine them.Would you?
Which one?
http://imgur.com/a/gA3n4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVApv8DIOQ
What are they looking at?
>>162766926
i just finished dinner and im gonna practice the art thing
>>162767678
I sometimes think about it too but really, long hair was a pain to care for and it's not in style right now unless it's a manbun.
>>162767876
>>162767692
>mettakitty titty
>>162767692
Male, man.
>>162766926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjhJXigOWc
I just woke up from a nap, either gonna draw, outline a fic, or pick an RPG to play
>>162768025
Oh lord I had completely forgotten about this set.
>>162767075
Oh? What's it about?
>>162762329
>>162762510I wonder if I could make that follow up to my prior lewd work.
>>162767692
I wouldn't, Mettaton is not my cup of tea.
>>162767876
Alphys' porn collection
>>162768260
Did you forget about how Croc was immortalized as a dildo?
>>162768637
explain anon
>>162767012
>>162767075
>>162767950
>>162767692
>>162768248
What's with the sudden surge of contenfags?
>>162768754
me on the right
>>162768843
They've always been here
>>162768908
Kid Toriel? Asriel rule 63?
Japanese milk hormones?
>>162768754
What the fuck kind of dildo name is Last Laugh
Or Jester's Queen for that matter
>>162768812
wrote some lewd ages ago, along the lines of the linked posts.
the follow up was an idea I'd toyed with for a bit after I'd finished it.
>>162768843
i recognize most of the anons in that post, they are usually here
>>162768414
It's a fic set on the surface one year after the events of Undertale. It's in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (mainly Parts 4 and 8), with Papyrus as the protagonist.
After Papyrus meets an amnesiac Gaster in the forest outside the city, he discovers a mysterious organisation is after Frisk and his friends.
Papyrus tries to live a normal life while defending his friends from this organisation and investigating Gaster's origins.
>>162766926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBR-DL5CGls
Laying in bed, feeling confident that I failed my math final and my other classes.
I think I need a semester off.
no no this is all wrong
asriel is made for comfy, not lewd
>>162766926
Playing Street Fighter V.
Thinking of Asriel.
Listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eTWWHGouSM
>>162742907
Last one for today.
>>162765318Yeah, kinda. I'll see if I can fix it somehow.
>>162770141
That's hilarious. Then again, void has no lungs to ruin, right?
>>162769970
Asriel is %70 lewd by volume.
>>162770141
>what is he even doing there
Being a deadbeat is what he's doing
His kids must be worried sick
> look at AO3
> that endless sans/reader fic hasn't updated in almost two months
hahaha, those readers getting blueballed at 208 fucking chapters
>2017 happens
>still no new content undertale related from toby
>/utg/ has less and less people coming by the month
>it turns into a dead general where someone has to make a new thread every 1-3 days
It will be a glorious year
>>162770594
>blueballed
I'm pretty sure they've had more than enough orgasms
>>162770141
a certain yellow lizard sent him death threats and he's trying to smoke the stress away
PAPYRUS JOE DOES IT AGAIN!
>>162770141
>what is he even doing there
Wishing he could quit asgore.
>>162769970
Good post.
I found this pretty short fan game set in post-pacifist Toriel's House.
https://crono30067.itch.io/dreamtale
>>162770741
So what you're saying is that Gasterisme___
>>162770702
I can't believe Alphys's mom was let out of prison after what she did to her
Asgore's just too lenient with these people
>>162638375
Collage.I was really busy and almost forgot to make this. Sorry!
>>162770986
Woah! It's a christmas miracle!
>>162770413
no he's not for lewd
0% lewd by volume
>>162770798
its true
Howdy utg, what did you all do today?
Pumpkin is
A kingdingsfag?
>>162770141
Thank you so much! It's great!
>>162770986
why are they at the bank
>>162771242
100% for lewd
>>162770986
Damn man. I was almost certain you were dead. Thanks for doing these.
>>162771242
It's very true.
He's for comfy and training with.
>>162771790
Hello Cry, how're you today?
>>162770691
/Utg/ was never going to go quietly into the night. We were destined to go struggling, on life support desperate for release. Begging the doctors for a little too much morphine, timed a little too closely together. But we'll go waiting for one of our many bedsores to finally throw enough infection to our heart while our children squabble over the carcass of the life we lived.
And thank God for that, I like it here.
>>162771905
awful
>>162772126
What's wrong?
>>162772126
Sorry to hear that. Hope your day improves.
>>162771846
He's a serial killer who deserves to suffer for what he did. Thankfully Tony agreed and had him do just that.
Now stop being an idiot and pretending that you saved his damned ass
>>162771930
>Begging the doctors for a little too much morphine, timed a little too closely together.
Said this before, but that's an actual tactic nurses/bedside assistants use by request of the patient when in hospice.It's called falling down
>>162771556
My best friend stole my identity and bought Christmas presents.Including the gift 'he' for me
Other than that I'm good! How are you?
>>162772126
Suck it up soldier
This Man's Army has no place for sissies
>>162772225
I don't know who this Tony is, but I didn't save shit.
Never had, and I sure as hell won't in the future.
>>162772358
>Suck it up soldier
>This Man's Army has no place for sissies
Literally lead by a self called crybaby.
>>162772358
good thing im more interested in his shota form then
>>162772427
I'll make a man outta Cry or he'll be a corpse come the war.
>>162772262
Holy crap. I hope you're not serious. I'm so sorry anon. Thats awful.
Tell me about Narracat Jester!
Why do they wear a mask?
>>162772640
Life insurance scam
>>162772575
We'll all be corpses, hopefully.
>>162772640
hes actually a human also hes a big guy
>>162772640
because you're an unfunny meme that couldn't be decent if your life depended on it
>>162772248
My mom was actually a hospice nurse.
She's talked about other nurses doing it, but I've never had the courage to ask if she has herself. Seems like a private matter.
>>162772575
ill be a corpse before war even starts
>>162772876
Must be nice.
Someone just sent me this on my tumblr
Why?
http://imgur.com/Ea2xvjI
>>162772225
Wasn't there a A.I. on /utg/ once who mentioned a Tony
>>162773113
Yes.
>>162773113
It was a misspelling of Toby, you fucking moron
>>162773179
Are you alright?
>>162773063
All these memes and no monsoons to post.
>>162767692
the male/original version
>>162773063
>The fucking swastika is facing the wrong way
Jesus christ people. Fact check.
>>162771556
Went through a math final and tried to see if I could drop a class to protect my GPA. I couldn't drop the class and I'm fairly certain I failed the final.
Now I'm laying in bed hoping I didn't fuck up too majorly this semester. I'm pretty sure I want to take next semester off just to recover from this.
>>162773374
>I'm pretty sure I want to take next semester off just to recover from this.
Do not do this whatever you do because you'll find it difficult to jump back in. Trust me
>>162773290
Don't be a retard and I won't call you a moron
>>162773520
I'm not even the same guy.
>>162773628
Its hard to tell since all you Asrielfags are pretty dumb
I have a dark and terrible secret for all of you tonight!
The secret is that allof the posts you read from now on are in Professor Farnsworth's voice
>>162773340
Then wouldn't that make it the right way?
asriel is cute
>>162773374
Be careful with semesters off anon. I've heard a lot of cautionary tales.
I hope everything works out for you.
>>162773776
Asriel is shit and deserves to burn along with the shit stains that defend and like him
fricvk
>>162773739
Maybe she's supposed to buddhist.
>>162773776
Yes
>>162773847
give it a rest Chara
>>162773970
Fuck off with your dumb memes you pedo piece of shit
>>162773847
I agree. Please end this boring existence.
>>162773970
Asriel is forconsensual hand holding and smooching
>>162773374
Nothing living is made to take breaks, work until it kills you like all of nature.
>>162774290
>leaving underground to rot
Fixed that for you
>>162774290
Finally someone gets it
>>162774368
I'm pretty sure that's what Toriel does with Chara.
muffet x asgore when?
>>162774368
>Asrielfags
>caring about any other character
You're funny
>>162774578
I love you Last Image Sniping Dadguy.
>>162766926
>>162771556
Working my ass off so I can have the next three weeks off
It'll be worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gWGbmGD7r8
>>162774773
>Theme of Sakura
Not even the best theme in that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAV-SzOZns0
>>162774769I didn't even realize that we were about to hit lmage limit
yo this thread sucks
>>162775189
It ain't gonna suck itself
>>162774578
>>162774952
I didn't notice we were there until I tried to post an imageand it was going to be fish.
Say something nice about a characterfag you dislike
>>162771556
Got caught up withadding pics to the boorubefore work. Been working all day, looking forward toadding a bunch of pictures from this thread and some blogs tonight.
>>162775337
fuck you
>>162775297If I had been here 10 minutes ago it would have been a fish
>>162775337
I don't dislike any characterfags.
>characterfag
>what you ate last
>what game you played last
>how cold it is outside where you are
Edgegote.
A hot dog.
Team Fortress Classic.
-3 °F. Wind Chill it's lower than 20 below.. Please save me.
>>162775337
There's nothing redeemable about (You)
>>162775409
You're a hero anon
>>162775554
Asgore
Some bread
Icewind Dale
Like 40 something
>>162775554
asrielfag
chicken taquitos
overwatch
-10 F
>>162775554
Botfag
A hotdog
Minecraft
60°F. Thanks Texas.
>>162775554
Asriel
Chef Salad
Melee strapped on a ESM machine
It's 80F outside.
>>162775554
sansfag
pizza
cod mwr
70 F
>>162775337
something nice about a characterfag you dislike
>>162775554
asrielfag
breakfast burritos
hearthstone
50 F
>>162775337
i dont dislike any characterfag, just certain posters
>>162766926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu5Z-FTRxRM
>>162775554
Fishfag
Pizza
Doom
37F
>>162775554
Edgegote
Jimmy Dean sausage links
Witcher 3. Gwent the fucking shit.
61°f due to the humidity.
I'd save you, but we'd need to scoot... closer.
>>162775554
skelefag
some chicken
dota 2
13F or -10C
>>162775554
nicepants
mcdonald's (i'm trash)
starbound
66F
>>162775554
Asrielfag
Chicken Burrito
Rainbow Six Siege
-3 C
>>162776085
oh misread that second one as favorite food for some reason
in that case it was chicken fingers.
>>162775554
Edge.
The worst thing I've ever tasted..
Does the game I'm making count? If not then Skyrim SE.
4 °C.
>>162775554
pap
chicken noodle soup
lovely planet
28 °F
>>162775554
Fish
Fish
Ultra Street Fighter 4
About 35F or 2C
Undyne is too perfect.
What weird things do you think she secretly does? There has to be something.
>>162775554
Fish
Chicken and Potatoes
Super Metroid
3
King Dog: The Best Ending
smells like dying in here
>>162777643
t. Toby "Hack" Fox
Come on guys, Only 40 more to go!
>Favorite
>Most anticipated upcoming movie
>Most anticipated upcoming game
>Most anticipated upcoming album
>>162777657
Sorry, that was me.
>>162777897
*fucks your corpse*
>>162775554
Edgy Goat god
Pizza Hut pepperoni pizza
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
17 degrees Fahrenheit. Fucking cold.
why is utg still alive
its been 15 months
>>162776613
>The worst thing I've ever tasted..
semen?
>>162777548
She has a vore fetish I bet
>>162777860
Edgegote
Uh.. Maybe Star Wars?
BotW
I don't really do that
>favorite
>Worst character
>Worst characterfag
>Did you forgive Alphys
>Did you forgive Asgore
>Did you forgive Asriel
>Did you forgive Chara
>>162778054
>>162777548
Alphys shut the fuck up
And stop replying to yourself
>>162777860
Asriel
Movies Suck
Games Suck
Anamanaguchi's next album, if they haven't killed themselves over trump.
decidueye decidueye
>>162778054
Not semen. While the dude I sucked once was really salty, I had something worse. Salted black licorice.
owls suck
>>162778241
shut up frick
frick's dick
Go when ready
>>162778456
>>162778456
>>162778456
>>162778456
>>162778487
18 more posts you dumbass.
goddamnit I'm not making the rest of the shitposts to kill this thread
>>162778670
Do it with me
We can make it a dance
>>162778109
Edgegote
Gonna go with sans.
None. Vore posters.
Yes. She manned up.
Yes. Even if he did assvore several children with realistic digestion and scat.
Yes because I'm a gigantic emotional faggot.
Chara's dead anon.
AND NOW THAT EVERYONE IS GONE, JERRY IS THE KING!
>>162778487Stop posting the thread early you're throwing my timing off
>>162778783
I DON'T THINK SO NERD!
>>162778748
fling me around like a ragdoll
>>162778934
YEAH JERRY IS THE KING AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! NO ONE CAN!
Deadthread secret confessions?
I once gave a dominican ladyman a boner just by dancing.
>>162779158
Did you yell rape afterwards?
>>162779158
I once gave a dominican ladyboner a man just by dancing.
SIX MORE POSTS
knock knock
>>162779993
who's there
>>162779325
No. Xey were far less privileged than me. Not allowing them to rape me would have been a hate crime.
>>162780091
olive
>>162780271
olive who
>>162780271
Olive who?
>>162780245
Unless you claimed to be a nonbinarydemiotherkin tractorperson.
>>162780376olive you, anon *kissus you*
And with that, the thread died.
>>162780396
excuse you, I am a gender-room temperature superconductor and my preferred pronouns are the ring of a bicycle bell.
HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA