/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>yfw torb and symmetra became part of the unbeatable cancer meta

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hana song

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>tfw just spent over $200 on loot boxes
>Didn't get the skin I wanted

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has the loot checklist for the event been made yet?

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>tfw you figure out sombra's spray pattern

higher dps than soldier's ult lol

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>>162700018

>>162700104
Bullshit.
No one is that retarded, and no one is that unlucky.

Does anyone have all the skins in one pic?

>game is now laggy
fucking fix this shit blizzard

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Amélie's stomps
>tfw no fierce, blue, French sniper to step on you

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which one of you posted this

>>162700190
Not until we upgrade to 60 tick!

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>>162700018

>>162699949

Woot, 3/21 in Mei's my team sucks snowball shit

>Get 3 kills without dying about to get the achievement on an easy kill in front and... NOPE teammate walls us blocks my shot dies then gives last one standing enough for ult and I get spammed to death.

Are there no new ult voice lines?

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>Amélie will never imprison you in her dungeon
>she will never feed you only just enough to keep you alive
>she will never toy with you for the sake of feeling as if she finally holds power over someone after years of being controlled by Talon
>she will never break down in front of you about Gerard
>she will never tell you the story of how she killed her husband and how it's all finally coming back to her
>she will never tell you that she can't go on living with the guilt anymore, then kill herself

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What does /owg/ think of this?

Personally I'm surprised Junkrat and Roadhog weren't designed alongside each other, even more so that it seems like Junkrat was the afterthought character rather than Roadhog.

>>162700280
I've heard something new on torb while i was playing it but couldn't tell what it was

>>162700231
but owg beta cucks actually like the femdom shit

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>friend always leaves when we lose 1 fucking game

Why?

also

>first game had a shitty widow on 3C FUCKING P with a WINSTON on the other team.
>only switches to genji after we lose 2 rounds

Of course it's genji.
Also, he's a tracer main.
So he basically plays all of the characters that are known for refusing to switch.

and then

>next game
>point out shitty widow is on other team
>"hurr durr im sure he's gud"
>he switches 12 times to "prove a point"
>sticks with mccree because he's the only character that's versatile on at/def
>because he picked a compotent character and their team was decent they won

ALSO

>open boxes
>2 legends
OH BOY!
>both non-christmas
oh. oh well!
>open another
>2 epics
YES!
>non christmas

Fuck Overwatch.

Now I'm depressed.
>inb4 "pussy!"

i have clinical depression. its not like i can stop it. antidepressants are shit desu

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>>162700231
>let her hold up the mistletoe and have her just kiss the screen and leave a purple lipstick mark on it instead?
I hope an SFM artist can get on this.

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Would Ana make this mistake?

>>162700018
You're losing badly in that image

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>come back to Overwatch after about a week and a half of not playing
>get through the obligatory christmas stuff and hop into quick play
>get queued into Ilios, most of the team makes solid picks
>have two healers, a McCree, a 76, and a Hanzo (he pulled his weight tho), now we just need a tank
>and then there's this asshole
>picks Tracer, and when we tell him we really need a tank he calls us toxic for telling him who to pick and turns his mic off
This guy:
>goes off on his own 90% of the game and gets killed for it
>spams "I need healing!" And "group up with me!" Whenever he takes one fucking point of damage that he could just recall back or heal with a health pack
>gets killed by the most simple shit, like a Rein charging from half a map away or from emptying MULTIPLE CLIPS/RELOADS of shots into a Genji while he's reflecting and gets killed for it
>eventually our McCree took one for the team and went tank (God bless him) and the fucking MILISECOND the "whatshisname switched to D.va (Was McCree)" message appears, this piece of shit on Tracer SUICIDE BLINKS OFF THE MAP just so he could switch to McCree, who I think he may actually have been worse at
>we win the first round, but when we lose the second round (tying it up 1-1) THIS GUY FUCKING LEAVES, which pretty much guaranteed us the loss, someone on the other team even said "sorry your teammate quit on you guys" after the match

And you wanna know the real kicker? You wanna know the REAL FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP?

he got fucking POTG for kamikaze pulse bombing on the point and getting three kills, which the mercy then rez'd

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What the fuck is wrong with Jeff Kaplan? he literally hates widowmaker, he shitted on her foor 3 fucking events this year, he nerfed her to the ground and if that wasn't enough he shitted on her while on Blizzcon.

If Jeff the biggest homosexual in Blizzard? there is no other explanation to that kind of behavior against a single character.

Now what we're gonna get summer skins and she will get nothing? then Valentines she will get nothing again?

I will love to met him in person to beat the shit out of him.

>>162700394

Rick is my dude

>>162700364
Not all of them, I remember all the posts detailing how they would rape widow.

>>162700231

I'm far from a normie, but I can't even comprehend this amount of beta loser

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Alright, which one of you fucks was this

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>>162700394

>just a big pair of titties

Every time

>>162700508
Widowmaker is retardedly powerful right now. As strong as she's ever been

The only reason she's not the #1 DPS pick is because the current meta is tripletank

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>>162700208
>tfw unhealthy addiction to blue

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>>162700394
>big brown granny titties in the sun
My fucking dick.

And Rick is the realest nigga.

How far is 25m for the Mei achievement?

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>In 2 minutes a community member made a better skin than blizzard did
Epic

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>>162700231
But the emotes she already has clearly shows that Widow is a fucking bitch, the intro is perfect for her.

Faggots need to stop trying to push their headcanons onto the rest of the world.

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>>162700508
>>162700319
This sum tasty pasta.

>>162700417
we actually won that game since the enemy team couldn't figure out what to do against this sort of cheese either, so we thankfully managed to inch our payload a few steps ahead of theirs.

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>New patch
>Soldier's damage buff not reverted
>One of two D.Va's buffs not reverted (I don't care which, just ONE of them, preferably the health)
>Ana + Soldier + D.Va + second healer + filler tank + filler anything still in every quick play game.

So how long do I have to wait for Soldier to get another buff, probably this time to missile damage?

>>162700372
Nice copypasta from last thread.

>>162700695
blizzard would be sued by square enix
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/

>>162700348
Some of the early stuff like that makes it seem like the initial idea for the world was very different from the end result

>>162700348
I'm pretty sure Geoff and the crew mentioned back when the game launched that the RIP Tire ult was actually taken from a failed Bastion ult iteration where he sent out a little sentry bomb.

>main Mei at grandmaster level
>had a diamond player tell me to switch off Mei on KOTH "because meta"

I hate ranked these days. No one dares try to mix comps up anymore.

>>162700715
Why did you bother writing and screencapping this

>>162700348
Roadhog being designed later does not mean he was a mere afterthought.

>guys at blizzard noticed symmetra wasn't getting picked very often
>they decide to try and fix it
>some complete fuckhead stands up and says
>hey what if symmetra had 2 ults, one of which gives fucking 75 in shields
>and her 76 ult gun now has increased range
>and she now deploys a shield that goes with her and has roughly half the strength of rein's shield
>and she starts with 6 turrets and regenerates them faster
>mfw someone was actually dumb enough to think all of this was a good idea
>mfw symmetra is now in every fucking game on both sides
I hope the waifu-fag at Blizzard who was responsible for this gets castrated. This is fucking ridiculous, it's like I'm fighting a hacker with a weak gun.

>>162700795
>http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/
Looks nothing like it

W
C H E C K L I S T
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>>162700795
>Christmas outfits are now a sueable offense
OK

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>>162700695
>mfw we will never get a good Mei skin now
>mfw this wont be changed
>mfw sheeple will eat up the 3000 coin cost and validate Blizzard's shitty laziness

>>162700795
There are only so many variations of Christmas attire you can do and Square Enix does not have exclusive right to them

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>>162700832
Didn't write it, just screencapped it because I like rape.

MLG vegas will make or break NRG
Seagull might as well retire and become a fulltime streamer if he can't do anything there

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>love Widowmaker
>try to play her in comp
>omg anon fucking switch
>we're on fucking attack widow, switch to healer

I just want to enjoy my waifu, why do people have to be so mean?

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>>162700795
That outfit has been a general "female xmas" outfit for almost 5 billion years.

the snowball brawl is the worst thing that ever happened to this game

>>162700852
I don't necessarily mean to put it that way. It's just that you know basically what kind of character Junkrat is right away, what his motivations are, how he interacts with people. But Roadhog is just kind of... there. Even in their shared comic he takes a back seat to Junkrat. The backstory is there, and it's compelling, but I feel like Blizzard hasn't really talked about Roadhog at all.

Widowmaker is the cringiest character.

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THE DREAM WILL NEVER DIE

NEXT COMIC WE GET WILL HAVE THIS CONFIRMED IN IT

WHENEVER IT MAY BE

WHENEVER IT MAY COME

OUR DAY IS ON THE HORIZON

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who /japanesevoice/here
not hating on the english version but,

I fucking love romi park.

>>162700394
where's the uncensored version?

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>>162700934
>yfw when Jeff puts on a shit-eating grin and says "The feedback to the Christmas event was positive overall"

>>162700104
Thank you for supporting our game Anon! Glad you enjoy the "luck" aspect of our loot box. We think it's a really fun and interactive aspect of microtransactions! We hope you get your desired skin on your next purchase!

>>162700874
Just go tracer and blow her shit out, i've been doing that, and it works well.

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I am having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye /owg/

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>>162700645
>tfw extremely obsessed with blue
>blue on my mind all day
Send help.

>>162700986
kys

>>162700785
>worrying about d.va and s76 when new symmetra is live

Put 6 sentries on point/choke and hold m1, every tank but rein and maybe hog, if he doesn't miss the hook, will most likely die.

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>captcha is "calle calle"

>>162700983

It's not so much that Seagull isn't good at FPS

He's good at FPS, it just so happens that he's invested almost all his practice into projectile aiming instead of hitscan. And hitscan is the meta in Overwatch.

>>162700986
If you suck as her then don't play her in comp.
You're the cancer thats ruining comp.

>>162700986
If people don't realize that Widowmaker is better on Attack then they are retarded, just play whatever you want.
However, if you are not getting any picks or your shit is not working then it would be good to switch.

Or, you know, just play Quickplay, I have no idea why people willingly go into Competitive mode seeing how it's tryhard central.

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Ahhhhh there starting to get along

>>162701027
I think part of that has to do with Roadhog himself not being much of a talker

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>ice slut brawl
>ice sluts think they're cute walling the entire team xD inside spawn at match start

>>162701168
this is why you mainly see him playing Zarya or maybe Roadhog for the projectile hook

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>>162701106

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>>162700934
>mfw we will never get a good Mei skin now
This is what gets me more than anything. Now that this event is done Blizzard will be saying "Alright there's Mei's legendary, time to move onto the next hero hue hue hue". This was Mei's fucking event, the perfect time for them to dish it out to her and they didn't even give her a unique skin. Fucking zenyatta got an amazing skin but Mei didn't. Blizz dropped the fucking ball.

Now we'll have to wait another fucking year until next christmas.

And by that time tracer will have another 4 legendaries. Pathetic.

>>162701134
You're probably just having an autism flare-up, crack open your case of emergency tendies

>>162700748
>Pasta
It's not pasta yet. I wrote it for the first time in the last thread.

>>162701168
>he was the best soldier in tf2
;;

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>>162701134

>got all the achievements just as I finished my weekly lootboxes
now I'm just pissed that I'm missing those 2 halloween achievements after 3 full weeks of trying to get them

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I think I'm playing too much Reinhardt, last night I dreamed about playing Overwatch.

Enemy Reinhardt put his shield down for a fire strike and then I got a HAMMER DOWN on 6 people. This is a weird feel.

>>162699949
>tfw Winston got the best skin the game
fucking finally

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BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
"Woaaaaah that one was smelly. Hey Reinhardt, catching any fish?"

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>be me
>be gay
>team does not know about it
>team constantly using offensive slurs like "faggot"
>it really bothers me
>want to leave but it is the only decent team i've met
>that feel

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NEED HEALING

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I NEED the Mei skin

>>162701268
good. fuck that piece of shit character and fuck all her utility.
she stomps my retarded team mates and I want her gone.

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If I buy someone a $20 bnet card so they can buy loot boxes will they add me and play Overwatch with me? We can talk about anime and memes on discord too.

>Mercy will never cure you of your boner
Why live

>>162701330
>got the achievements after a couple of hours of hating the brawl
>can suddenly have fun

>>162701356
>winston gets best skin
>winston is still a garbage hero so why bother playing

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>>162701214
>there

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So, /owg/, what's your Christmas wish? 12 days early lmao

I want (You) to have an excellent Christmas, whether you're going to spend it alone, with friends or with family
I want (You) to be happy.

>>162701134

Have a (You) for your health.

>>162701360
>be gay
literally no one cares

Did anyone see Nutcracker Zenyatta coming? I expected him to get almost nothing for x-mas.

>>162701376
Mei is a pubstomper in the same way Bastion is.

Party up and she's no problem at all

>>162701456
me in the window

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>miss the summer and Halloween events because no money and shitty computer
>buy 100 lootboxes after winter event starts
>get all ten winter skins, a bunch of emotes and poses and voice lines and sprays, and even some regular things I've wanted like Young Genji
>have enough credits to buy some more normal Legendries or a bunch of other things

A very merry Christmas indeed. Sucks I'll never be able to get the other event stuff, though.

>>162701168
in past metas where projectile was relevant, NRG still wasn't that strong. Same even when Gods, a decent hitscan player was still with them. Seagull is a good player but the rest of the team is weaker and don't really support him

>>162701416
>he doesn't know how to properly initiate/disengage
stay bronze, shitter

>>162701456
I want hanamura, egypt and volskaya to be removed from comp map rotation.

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Ever get that feeling

>>162701214
>starting to
>just now
please explain, what

>>162701456
I want to die in my sleep.

>>162701605
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

>>162701561
>engage
>tickle someone for 50 hp
>jump away
>achieve nothing

why play winston when you can play d.va which is basically winston 5.0 at this point?

>>162701268
Rescue Mei is one of the best skins in the game

>>162701382

This is genuinely sad, anon. If I gave a shit about things I might have taken your offer for free. On some level I think I actually hope your life improves, and I don't think I'm just saying that to make myself look like a better person since that's meaningless when I'm anonymous.

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>>162701605
Why does Tracer get so many fucking skins?

>>162701456
holy shit i just noticed the rape mccree in the back

wtf

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checklist

>>162701356
>only have credits to buy 1 winter leg
going to kick myself in the nut if i don't get zen's leg by the end of the event

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>>162701632
>tfw

>>162701456
All the skins

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SURVEY TIME FAGGOTS

>age, gender, location
>when did you start playing?
>your main
>qp, arcade or comp?
>why?
>highest SR rating
>lowest SR rating
>favorite hero
>least favorite hero
>which event was your favorite?
>name one feature you think made the game better
>name one you think made it worse
>name your favorite map
>what are you looking forward to the most in the future
>coke or pepsi
>favorite tv show/anime
>what do you listen to while you pillarhump/slay dragons/minigame?
>what is your dream job irl
>what other FPSes have you/do you play?
>list any three of your favorite kinks/fetishes
>are tripfags/avatarfags the cancer killing /owg/?
>post your btag if you're a bad enough dude

>>162701595
Why? Egypt and Volskaya are fun!

>gg ez blocked
>character with "is this easy mode?" voice line

>catch enemy Reinhardt with Whole Hog just as he is saying "HAMMAH"
>juggle him in the air against a wall for a while
>don't actually kill him
>he falls to the floor
>"DOWN!"
>me and my team are stunned
>proceeds to kill me and other people

This is not OK, this is BULLSHIT.

>>162701670
shes the face of Overwatch

>>162701670

Poster characters always get the most cosmetic attention.

>>162701687
>29,730
welp time to spend sheckels for the almighty J E F F

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Have you ever wondered why blue is actually lavender

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>want to pick up new heroes and practice them in a non-comp environment
>want to not be matched with complete fucking retards
>qp and no limits both fail miserably to fill these criteria

Why did McCree get a Scrooge skin? Does he hate Christmas?

>>162701143
>Thinking I'm "worried" about new Symmetra.
>I MAIN Symmetra and know just how easily she folds to a monkey swap.

>>162701687
>legendary sprays

is this a joke?

>>162701626

This desu. Want to sleep forever, but I can't leave a bad impression on my family and friends so suicide isn't an option.

>>162701360
Report and move on, Anon. There are better teams out there.

>>162701830
She isn't, though. She's periwinkle. Also, blue includes different shades of blue. It isn't one specific shade.

>>162701485
Nah, saw him getting a legendary from miles away.
Just thought it would be some Christmas tree/ornaments or some shit, not the nutcracker.

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>>162701670
Why shouldn't Tracer get all the skins?

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>>162701670
because she is the best girl

>>162701845
The new team function might help with that, you get matched with people actually around your skill level like 50% of the time in QP, just take advantage when that happens and form a team with them.

>>162701456
To find a girl who isn't an "average modern western woman" to become my gf
Ah, who am I kidding, I've been single for 14 years now and I'm way too fucking autistic to meet, let alone attract women. And even though I don't look bad, I'm a manlet.

Actually, I rescind my wish.
I wish to die already, just make this shitty life end. Thank you, Santa.

>ping goes from normal 20 to 258
blizzard fuck off, we are throwing money at you
what are you doing with that money???????

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>Symmetra finally good
>almost every game I'm in has a gorilla who's sole purpose is to run around popping my turrets while trying to expand dong on me

I hate every ape I see from Winston-A to Winston-Z.

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>>162701456
Why is Lucio always so high-looking? I took a random screenshot of the menu screen too, and he's like it there too.

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>>162701714
>42/m/canadia
>2015
>roadhog
>all of them
>why not
>3274
>1968
>roadhog
>mei
>none
>better matchmaking
>s3
>hanamura
>your mom
>neither
>fuck off
>prog metal
>detective
>tf2
>feet, axilla
>no
>oldfag68 #3176

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What do you think about this bird?

>>162700348
I'd like to see one of those heavily armored Roadhog skins return as a legendary at some point. Then again I'd also really like to see Junkrat/Roadhog as armored Ned Kelly style bandits at some point, but based on their previous skins I doubt we'll ever get either.

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>>162701871
>get an orange ball
>its a spray

>>162701998

The menu is fucked if you're in it for more than a few seconds. They just stare at you. Forever.

>>162701998
He's usually on about 5 or 6 layers of Transcendence.

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>>162701456
>>162701998
can someone post the photoshopped JAV dvd title one?

>>162701942
shit's happening to me and plenty of others as well, i'm not sure what's causing this
for reference, i live in socal

>>162701871
Achiev sprays.

>>162701871
Those are the achievement sprays.

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I would have rather had more characters get highlight intros than skins.

>>162702036
Would hug

>>162701718
That shit is the most fun thing to spam at enemies when you're stomping them. You can sense their anger when you do it

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>>162702059

>>162702036
I want that bird to put its talon on me.

Requesting webm of McCree's belt buckle POTG with the Scrooge skin.

I want to see if the hat tip looks good.

>everytime I lose it's because I'm given a literally unwinnable match

I mean, they could be less obvious about the forced 50. It's not nearly as bad as it was, though, so there's that.

>>162702056
I imagine that will happen to me at some point during this event and I will be absolutely fucking pissed.

>>162702092
same

it might just be westside thing

>>162701632
Winston's gun has a wide cone while D.va has to focus

He can soften the entire enemy backline at once while (hopefully) the rest of your team cleans up

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>>162701687
KILL ME. PLEASE. SOMEONE END MY SUFFERING.

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>>162702036

>>162701714
>19, Male, US
>2 weeks after release
>Flex Support and Tank (mostly Ana, Zarya)
>Comp
>Im a competitive person
>4231
>~2400 (dont remember)
>Pharah, Lucio
>Widow, Soldier 76
>Summer
>Hero Limit
>Dva Damage buff
>Dorado
>Omnic Tank
>coke
>Arrested Development, FLCL
>Kanye West, Gorrilaz, LCD Soundsystem
>I am a student Teacher rn, hope to teach and game for the rest of my life
>Stopped playing cod @BO2, Battlefield 4 was my last BF, still love CS, never played TF2
>I'm bi, love all kinks of shit. I used to choke out my ex gf, I like to be hit, hooking up with a guy right now who pulls my hair.
>no Idc
>not brave enough

>>162702224
>D.va has to focus

real hard anon

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Sombra Buffs when?

>>162702179
I'll make it in a second for ya.

>>162702192
me ooga team booga

is there anything more satisfying than being good at mccree?

>>162702012
are you actively trying to get out of Diamond?

need scroogecree music pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fj618GoCEE

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>>162702179
>>162702286

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11872490
help me decide

>>162702419
amazing
best thing in christmas

>widomaker will never stomp on you under the mistletoe

>>162702357
being good at Winston

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Odette or Odile?

>>162702419
>that dollar sign flash
>that hat angle

its perfect

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>>162702245
Large size if you want it

>>162701714
>20, M, Korea
>May 2016, open beta ditched exam for this
>Junkrat, Lucio, McMeme
>i only play comp when my friends play in group, otherwise qp
>^
>4010
>3890
>Tracer because best girl
>Symmetra because I don't play her
>Rio Games because I play Rocket League a lot and Lucioball was piss easy for me
>Existence of Tracer
>Existence of Tracer
>Illios, Sparta hole map
>Playing frogger in that new ME map
>DrPepper, fuck both
>Breaking Bad
This is way too long, gonna stop

>>162702493
neither

>>162700549
>XBL

no one here I hope

>>162702493
Odile would be literally perfect if they had chosen a different color than green for the highlights.
What the FUCK were they thinking? Green?

>>162702493
left obv

>>162702564
>only skin where you can see them delicious legs
YOU ARE LITERALLY HOMOSEX

>>162702614
>Muh dik

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>>162702395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ

Muppet Christmas Carol is still the best christmas movie.

>>162701382
That's really sad dude.

HOLY SHIT THIS BRAWL IS FUCKING GARBAGE

>>162702641
no, its MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>162702279
I'm not really talking about difficulty, just the fundamental differences between the way their primary fire works

D.va is really strong right now, don't get me wrong, but you can still accomplish a lot with Winston

>two snipers on offense
>win by a landslide anyways

forced 50 is a helluva drug

>>162701716
They're boring to play because they're too defense centric mainly that 2nd point. It's not too bad when you're on defense but on offense is frustrating to see your push turn into nothing because enemies can just keep coming out of spawn and your offense will gradually weaken.

The most annoying shit i've had on those maps was this mei who made her job spawn, get herself in a corner and icewall, once wall broke she'd freeze herself. It wasn't hard to kill but we eventually got ult'd and lost, it's annoying.

>>162701687
>no player icons listed
fucking DROPPED

>>162702641
>not choosing skins because of muh dik
Faggot

>>162702419
Gay ass motherfucker?

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>>162701079
i don't think you know what horizon means

>yfw 'soon' WAS in fact 'blizzard soon'

>>162701382
You can just add people from games you play.

>>162702750
funny thing is player icons are the most rarest

>>162701618

Roadhog hates Junkrat, or at least finds him annoying.

>"You hook 'em, I'll cook 'em!"
>"Mrgh. Shut up."

>roadhog sees a junkrat get killed
>"Someone finally shut him up."

Delet scatter arrow.

I'm tired of getting instagibbed when Hanzo looks in my general direction

>>162701382
I average about 10 fps in 6v6 or I'd play with you. I need to swap out my HDD to see if that's the problem, and clone the current one if it is.

>>162702841
they retconed the first one, now they both say their respective parts

>>162702803
Greedy
>>162702419
Want me to make a version with the gold gun?

>>162701214
be careful, anon. According to some people out there matching stickers mean that they are father and son

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>opens that 1 free box
>2 legendary
>both are tumblr zarya dupes
>gets reaper christmas spray

>>162702887
I've only heard the old version, then. What do they say now?

>Team getting bent over by some Widowmaker
>Can't poke out without getting killed instantly
>Suddenly switches to Gengu and sucks ass
???

>>162702885
it's not the hdd

>>162702806
Then chu lied and people died because he said it wasn't blizzard soon. Turns out it is. I'm taking his chink, shipping obsessed ass to court

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>>162702481
>tfw you can't wake up to her ready to smother you with her ass

>>162702879
random headshots spammed into chokes still get me more often than scatter does

>>162702803
Greedy-ass Mother Fucker

Do people not know who Scrooge was?

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>>162702803
McHanzo confirmed cannon

>>162702936
Maybe they are always bad and were just on a good streak

I know I just had a great game of mystery heroes where I got Widow and I'm fucking garbage usually

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>>162701714
I'm only answering the relevant ones
>started playing
open beta
>highest sr
62
>lowest sr
39/1800
>favorite hero
none but I've always enjoyed Winston/Mercy/Ana
>feature that made the game better
group partying after a comp game
>feature that made the game worse
comp...
>other fps
I never really played any mp shooter other than garrys mod and 40 hrs of csgo, I usually play sp games of all sorts
>dream job
streaming/going pro
>fetishes
incest, rape, cuckoldry

I got the elf tracer skin as a gift.
>ps4 fag

>>162701219
True. I guess that's why I always assumed he was designed second, more as "that one guy who hangs out with Junkrat" than as his own character, but that makes sense.

>>162702419
>white shirt

god fucking damn it, why? imagine it black, it'd be perfect

>>162701998
>why does a rasta looking dj from brazillian slums look high?

gee, I don't know anon

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>kephrii is 22 years old
>he had a job making $150,000 per year as an intelligence analyst for the government
>he quit it to make $25,000 per year streaming Overwatch which will die any day now

The only way this story can get any more sad is if his wife leaves him and takes his twitchbux through alimony

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>>162702962
Thanks for giving me an excuse to repost this gem.

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>>162702952
>3.76mb
>png
>1920x1080
>image compression

Why would you save such a shitty image?

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>>162701456
my christmas wish is for a QT boyfriend to couple cosplay with
or the holiday ____mei__ skin. that would work too

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>>162702957
only know this one tbqh

>>162702740
Snipers are better on offense m8, especially on Payload maps since they have more options to hide and keep moving.

>>162703130
Pretty sure he just took a screenshot from a webm and saved it in Paint.

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>>162703131
I want a cute bf to cosplay with too ;___;

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>>162703132
>McCree Scrooge
>Scrooge McCree
>Scrooge Mc
>Scrooge McDuck

>>162703268
Ebenezer Scrooge as McRee

>>162702924
still triggered I see

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>>162703131
>tfw used to couple cosplay with gf
>tfw found an ancient AIM chatlog with her while looking through my emails the other day
>tfw the heartache all comes rushing back at once

>>162701214
I love this, living in the south of the world means xmas is fucking hot.

>>162703359
>teases and doesn't share the logs
what the fuck dude

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I NEED PICTURES OF D.VA COSPLAYING AS OTHER HEROES

>play sombra for fun in quickplay
>guy playing torb gets mad at this
Nigga, fuck you, it's quickplay, you wanna get serious, go play some comp.

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Best Christmas yet.

>>162703476
It's just us talking. Only has meaning to me because I still love her.

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>I'm putting a rock in this one

>play snowball mode
>one faggot just sits in spawn

>>162703558
Mei confirmed spawn of Satan

>>162702935
Now it's this.
Roadhog: I'll hook 'em...
Junkrat: ... And I'll cook 'em!

I'm glad that Roadhog is a little more willing to put up with Junkrat's bullshit now.

The WidowMEIker mode is great.
>one shot one kill

>>162703625
Was it actually replaced or can you still hear the old interaction

Are the maps outside the Winter mystery heroes Holiday themed?

I went into Hanamura in a custom game and it was normal...

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Should I play solo Q today? I just won a match in spite of having a Symmetra on attack.

Not sure if I want to take that chance again.

>>162700981
muh nigga

>>162703535
it's still missing the profile pictures, those are the rarest shit since you can't even buy them

>>162703589
>play snowball mode
>some kid is yelling commands at us
>yelling at how bad someone is as he watches them after he's died
>"relax, it's supposed to be fun. It's fucking christmas"
>"HAHA IT WAS JUST A MEME!"
I wanted to actually punch his mother in the womb so she couldn't create such abominations again

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>>162702924
>matching stickers mean that they are father and son
You say that like it would be a bad thing, anon.

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>Losing in the snowball fight
>End up getting a mutual kill

>>162703713
Event maps are at the bottom of the map list if you're doing a custom game

>>162703660
What is happening
I see what is happening but I do not understand what is happening

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>>162703502

>>162701456
To get assigned to work on christmas eve so I don't have to go to spend christmas with my relatives and can just drink and jerk off and play all day.

>>162703660
The hell did that Rein come from?

>>162703770

Oh shit. I am retarded, thanks.

>>162703675
As far as I'm aware the new one was just recently datamined, so I imagine it'll be replacing the original line. Or maybe they'll leave it in and keep characterizing Roadhog as only occasionally being nice to him, I don't really know.

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>>162703660
The fuck is happening

>>162703813
You can see him charging in from the left.

>>162700018
How is it possible to have 6k damage and no kills?

>>162703660
>Reinhardt! I choose you!
>Reinhardt used tackle!
>Reinhardt was confused!

WE WILL NEVER

EVER

EVER

GET MORE LORE

>Bronze shitter
>Play QP to try and get good, practice heroes, practice maps and game modes
>Go back to ranked
>Team a shit
>Mediocre as fuck
>Can't carry
>lose easily
>Queue again
>Rinse and repeat

I just can't carry. I can do "well"...but fuck I just can't seem to carry my team.

>>162703939
hard to kill anyone when everyone is at 350 to 700 hp

>>162701214
This is bro as fuck and I love it, but where are Junkrat's eyebrows?

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>>162703813

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>>162703813

>>162703995
I'm okay with this. Blizz is good at making shallow but flashy characters and then ruining them by trying to develop them.

I remember everyone used to say "Attack has the advantage on every map, Eichenwald was the first real defense sided map" and now every 2cp map is defense sided. What happened?

>>162703939

>Torb gives 75 extra health.
>Sym gives 75 extra health.

People are just retarded and don't hunt down her shield generator, the second the enemy health pops up which is funny because people would slaughter my TP but my generator stays online for so long.

I think there not being a constant voice line reminding people of it is why.

>>162703760
not a bad thing. just stupid and nonsensical

>>162702542
You sound like a massive faggot

>>162703995
Good it sucks

>>162704095

3-4 Tanks + Ana happened.

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>>162704073
>the arc for these three is pretty much one of the best things Blizzard has written
>they could just come out with a comic focusing on their story
>most of it is fleshed out and hard to ruin at this point
>it would be entertaining as fuck

That is literally ALL they have to do.

>>162704228
how can you be so sure that their arc is one of the best things when we don't really know anything yet

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>>162703794
>Giant BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT mech with nice ass twin machine guns that doesn't suck massive dongs

I don't want it.
I just need it.

Does rating the match even do anything?

>>162704228
maybe having the mystery is better than revealing


but we all know reinhardt is the father its confirmed

>>162703775
>>162703907
reinhardt charged ana but he stayed in his running animation

Overwatch?
more like
Ogre crotch

lmoa

>apparently I'm in the top 2% for soldier accuracy on masteroverwatch

wicked sick

I'm only like top 30% for everything that matters though kek

>>162704170
I can make it work.
>Blizzard releases comic focusing on Roadhog's life
>he was in a relationship with a widow/single mother/whatever before the ALF happened
>he loses his SO and her son in the chaos after the omnium explodes and assumes they're dead
>fast forward twenty years
>Junkrat finds Roadhog and hires him
>Roadhog decides it's for the best that he doesn't say anything when he realizes that Junkrat doesn't recognize him
Literally headcanon, but it could happen.

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>>162701714
26/F/Canadia
Launch
Comp and QP
Raisins
2746
1800 because loss streak on a bad day
Junkrat
Tracer
Halloween
D.Va shield matrix changes were great
McCree nerf
Nepal
Secret Santa gifts in the mail
Coke (But Dr. Pepper is my jam)
Westworld/Sherlock/Stranger Things/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Neo-80s, Post-rock, neo-folk, black metal, sludge, and any combination of the aforementioned. Also Petite Meller is my pop waifu
Writan/designan vidya characters
A lot
Only 3? /ss/, monsters, masked anonymous sex
Probably.
Jester#13542

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>>get a legendary
>it's poo bitch

kill me

also fuck you jews from blizzard for nerfing 1-20lvl xp after prestige + 3k skins, how greed can you get?

>>162704583
pls be my gf

>>162704601
Not to mention duplicate event legendaries don't give more credits.

>>162704354
>don't know anything yet

There were 2 comics and an extensive back story. Those 3 are the only thing in the entire lore that is actually decently fleshed out and their interactions with other characters along with themselves are better than a lot of the characters Blizzard has shat out in their games. Warcraft III was the peak of Blizzard writing and it went downhill from there.

These 3 are moving towards that quality.

>>162703535
>he spent $100 on fucking lootboxes

>>162704115
>I think there not being a constant voice line reminding people of it is why.
Yep there isn't, have to actually look at a enemy to see him with the shield or not. Shield is also easier to hide since you don't get a stream of people out from a path and considering the +75 health, a single flanker might have trouble killing it since you can bet the defense will kill anyone that gets near it.

On egypt for example if they hide the generator behind the point you can bet you can't simply sneak in, take it out and sneak out to help your team before it pushes in. You have to take it out as you push in which is a stupid disavantage to the attack team.

>>162700018
TURRETCORE IS HERE
EMBRACE THE BUILDER META

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>>162701456
Delicious chocolate gf to femdom me and play OW with.

>>162703535
blank please

>>162704640
Just wait until they do something dumb like making Reaper Pharah's dad.

>>162704583
Thank you for not being a girl and playing a support.

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>tfw enemy team gets so tilted they hate chase you back to their own spawn on koth when they're supposed to cap the point
God I love Mei

>>162701714
>19, m, St. Louis
>Open beta
>Rein
>comp
>because its intense
>~3400
>idk somewhere in platinum
>favorite hero: torbjorn
>least favorite: ana because she's ruining the fuckin game
>Chistmas 2016
>removal of sudden death
>buffing D.Va
>KANGS row
>more heros that can kill tanks
>coke
>I don't really watch TV
>power metal
>scientific researcher
>TF2, Insurgency, BF1
>anal, anal, more anal
>they're part of /vg/ culture and I respect their right to post
>RemoveKebab#Iforgotthestupidnumbers

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>>162699949
Anon, I'm pregnant and you're the father. The only problem is I can't go out to my e-sports tournaments with a big ol' belly so I'm going to need you to fork over the cash for an abortion. And before to say anything yes you do have to pay for it as its your fault for not pulling out in time

>>162701456
To finally roll Caster Gilgamesh but more importantly that everyone here has a decent dinner on Christmas.

>>162701143
Dude the sentries are annoyances at best

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>enemy Hog is using his ult
>walk up to him and delete the whole thing with Defense Matrix
>use my WINKYFACE ;) voice line

D.Va is so perfectly designed to be annoying, I love it.

>>162704694
Got a job, got a comfy home, got everything I need, I'll spend my extra dosh however I want, thank you.

>>162705007
god i wanna fuck her pussy so bad!

>>162704601
>muh greed
Nigger, all the change did was make it to where you needed 60,000 more XP to get from level 1 to 100. They didn't want people to stop playing the game at level 100 while they wait for an event.

Can you still play 3v3s for your arcade loot?

I fucking hate random heroes and I didn't think it would be possible but I hate snowball offense more.

>>162704818
I feel like giving her a "dad" would just take away from both her and Ana's character at this point.
Ana is basically single mother on her in her own sorrow and Pharah's is Orphan of war.
Making one of them the father or another rando just makes it, "Why did ana leave him and Fareeah behind?" and "Why is Pharrah so bitter when she still had a dad?"
If anything continue with the original overwatch where all heavily experimented on subplot and make her a partial clone of Ana.

>>162705103

Yea.

3v3 is by far the fastest.

>>162704953
>>162705007
Why did they make the only underage character the most sexual?