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Fuck mei.
>>162682363
...Yes it will?
There is no respawn time in mei brawl right now because it's arena.
What the fuck are you on about you retard.
Tracer best girl
Playing the snowball fight brawl is scary.
>>162682406
gladly
Reinhardt is a pretty cool hero to play. hmm, who knew.
>>162682098
I hate the fucking netcode, I actually can aim fairly well with projectiles and hitscan and this shit happens every time
>projectiles
>I ""hit""
>I see them go clean through the person's head/body
>I """"""miss""""""
>I see the projectile miss them by a fair bit and it hits anyway
>hitscan
>shoot exactly where they are, I just see the hit effects (blood spray or whatever, impact effects) but no damage
>shoot behind them/ahead of them
>no impact effects but it damages them, so it "hits"
Same thing is with them hitting ME, they actually miss but it hits anyway.
I'm guessing none of the budget went into making the netcode actually functional.
Reminder that this game, and everyone playing it is racist.
"DIE"
"I'm gonna put a rock in this one"
MEI WHAT THE FUCK
So what's the most optimal way to grind now? Is it fighting AI?
>>162682518
blacks are the only people of color because those other races are treated well
>that one character you don't play often, but when you do you fuck shit up
what's their name?
>>162682518
Reaper
>>162682596
hanzo
he's so overpowered and nobody even realizes it
not even talking QP babbyshit, I'm talking high ranked comp here
>drop 40 shekels on boxes
>4 reindeer roadhogs
>3 FUCKING SANTABJORNS
>>162682596
torbjorn
Although ever since I got the santa skin, I've been spreading the christmas spirit regardless of the map I'm on
Just got back from work, is there a winter event cheat sheet yet, like the one for halloween?
>>162682518
>applauding blizzard for adding heroes of color
>adds winston in the pic
hmmm...
My friends tell me I'm a god tier edgeman, I'm a tank main and I only go him for 2 games a whole season
>>162682596
Zarya
>>162682518
Reaper's a spic too
Why can't we buy halloween skins blizzard, I'm willing to literally sacrifice my firstborn son to get the Mercy skin.
Let me waste my money reeeeeee
Give the hog the santa suit now Kaplan
NOW!
where were YOU when torb + symmetra became meta?
>literally 1-12 in mei's snowball fight
>averaging 8 elims a game
How do I overcome bad teammates?
Post more Widowmaker
every fucking game is torb + symmetra this shit is fucking cancer
I spent 80of the government's dollarson boxes
>>162682831
Watch people argue that he's American because he was born in LA
Like a brown dude named Gabriel REYES, who was born in LA would be treated like an actual American.
>>162683002
If it's a tax rebate, it was always your money.
If it's legitimate NEETbux, good on you.
>>162682893
You don't. The sad truth about overwatch is you are at the mercy of match making.
If the dice roll is against you then get fucked.
>>162682596
Mei, apparently.
>>162683012
>Watch people argue that he's American because he was born in LA
Nationality has jack fuck to do with race my man.
>>162682872
Not jolly enough and no beard.He got a legendary last event, you donut. He's not going to be one of the focus characters two holidays in a row.
>>162682882
>>162682948
>Two worst characters become meta
It's my time to shine lads
>>162683012
>Watch people argue that he's American because he was born in America
You are THIS retarded
>>162682628
>>162682831
I thought I had put him on there. I must have accidentally deleted him or covered him up with Sombra or something.
>>162682947
>this hightlight intro combined with the inevitablenakedValentine's skin
what did they mean by this?
>people are actually paying money for boxes in a game they already paid full price for
blizzard really knows how to hook you faggots in
>>162682947
>qt Blueberry highlight
Why is she so perfect, lads?
>>162682406
me too thanks
>tfw menu screen proves she's not fat
>>162683151
>two holidays in a row
IDGAF I want a Hog legendary EVERY season update
Someone post the Widowmaker webm
>>162683281
Grumpy
Ass
Mother
Fucker
>>162683287
It confuses since there isn't even a waifu bait skin this time.
:3
>>162683281
Grinch Ass Mother Fucker
>>162683312
Exquisite~
>>162683370
Grumpy, Greedy,Gay
>>162683281
gay ass mother fucker
>>162683281
Great
At
Making
Fuck
>Jingle Tracer says "Cheers love, the Holiday's here" instead of calvary.
Any others like this?
New Symmetra is out, alright boys, how do we play her? We must redefine the meta
>>162683496
Santa Torb says something different when he Molten Cores
Would this have been so hard Blizzard?
>>162683496
I heard Mei saying the exact same thing in the snowball mode.
>>162683281
>Scrooge
Greedy Ass Mother Fucker
>>162683323
>>162683335
And I want better Junkrat legendaries. Can't always get our way, my guy.
Is anyone else unable to find any game that doesn't have an absolutely unplayable amount of lag?
>Like wallriding and harassing with lucio
>Hand hurts afterward from jumping so much
How do people do it
>>162683085
It's NEETbux.
ARCADE MODE IS FUCKING TRASH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone wish they'd keep the seasonal maps in regular rotation?
Snowy Hanamura looks really awesome.
Astronaut Winston or yeti Winston?
>>162683586
>that plush pubic mound
>team isn't dva, rein, roadhog, ana, lucio and any of the good dps or defense heroes
>game is probably lost
>tfw your friends still believe in the 'Mercy is evil' meme
Do those Mei achieves have to be done in a single round or match? Pretty sure I killed the ones reloading and didn't get it.
Lucioball was better than this crap.
>>162683596
After playing Titanfall, Lucio is piss easy to control.
>>162682678
That was fast.
How do I improve my aim on console? Also how do I play Lucio? When is it okay to play a sniper?
I love Hana
>>162683496
I got this skin and I heard her say "dashing through the snow" and "ho ho ho" during her just in time intro It's random though sometimes she says it and sometimes she doesnt
>>162683104
Nationality is race except in the case of America for some reason.
>>162683281
>The G is obviously different from the AMF
They didn't even try.
>>162683572
looks awful
>>162683281
>different width stroke on the G
>didn't even bother to prolong the buckle to make it fit properly
D R O P P E D
>>162683769
I love you
>>162683694
Yeti
>>162682596
d.va
it is probably because she's jacked but even before her buffs i would wreck shit, shame that i absolutely despise playing cancer
Blizzard got lazy with the new event brawl it seems, not even a new map
>>162683742
It's the most unfun thing I've ever played. At least Lucio ball was amusing. And all the other brawls are gone
>>162683786
>Nationality is race except in the case of America for some reason.
It's not though.
>>162683694
I think yeti is easily his best skin now, though i've never really liked the safari skins
>tfw have almost all Tracer's legendary skins
>never use her
And now i got Jingle. I just wanted Yeti please Blizzard.
>>162683572
Why did they just give her sleeves? It amazes me how Blizzard continues to find new ways too make lazy skins
Shot Dead or Curtain Call?
>>162683742
>>162683870
I didn't thinkt hey could make a worse brawl than all 76
So mccree is jewish?
I wonder how wonderful the seat smells.
>>162683786
That's never been true. Or do you think Koreans magically became two different races in the 40's because the US and China drew a line through their country?
>>162682947
>tfw I love that highlight intro but I'm not good enough with Widow too ever see it
I was hoping for more skins using the red on white color scheme. That shit is hot.
Zarya
Whenever I pick her it's so easy to break little men.
>>162684046
Like fish
>>162683978
I like shot dead
>>162683968
>Obtain punk skins
>Actually want to main Tracer so I can hear her call people tosser and wanker
>tfw can'taim
>>162684046
It smells like fish
Why the FUCK is my download so slow
>No gingerbread Bastion
uh blizzard?
>>162684079
>Have that highlight
>Play Winter Mystery
>Get 5 headshots at end of the game
>Given to a DVA ult that killed 2 people, plus one manual kill.
Was furious.
>win a game
>"Would you like to stay as a team"?
>click Yes
>literally no one else does
>>162683281
Generous And Merry Fellow
>play mei snowball shit
>meis projectiles is rmb
>mei's snowball is lmb
>know I have to shoot a projectile on mei so I constantly use rmb as instinct
why did you put this shit on lmb blizzard ree
that "we're all standing around waiting for someone to take a picture but no one ever does" main screen is back from the summer games.
I keep waiting for someone to just cave and ask torb if he actually set the timer on the camera
>D.Va possibly OP, definitely in a good place right now
>despite this, doesn't get a skin
>Winston in shit place
>gets skin
Winston buff and D.Va nerf incoming?
>>162684053
>Korean
>Of Korean Descent
>North and South Korea
>Still Korean
>German
>Of German Descent
>American
>Whatever race they look like
>>162683798
The correct answer is to shrink the other letters
>>162683596
I bound my jump key to right click
>>162683968
I know how you feel. I got Widowmaker's mistletoe intro and Roadhog's skin, but all I want is Nutcracker Zenyatta.
Wheres that checklist
>>162684248
because you live in a third world country
>>162684329
If a Korean lived in Germany, and had a child who then moved to Poland. The child would still be Korean.
>>162684315
By that logic, Tracer and Mercy would be the 2 best characters in the game.
>end up with 5 stack
>they pick bastion and widow as first picks
>NOPE.jpg
>go Roadhog as 3rd pick knowing whats coming
>Hanzo, Torb, Genji picks
>We need a healer!
And this was on attack, on a capture map, not even a "lol meme payload with bastion and Torb on it"
>>162684368
holy shit you too?
Where do we go for xmas update disappointment fallout?
Also I called the Sym update hard.
>>162683596
bind jump / wallride to right click
>got the dreidel icon
>>162684296
I just imagine them as those moving photos from harry potter, which I now realize make little to no sense. Like yeah it's cool that you're all wizards and can print gifs, but almost all the time they show an image which may as well be static, it seems like a waste of effort and potential.
>>162684329
South Africa
>>162684413
I live in Eastern Europe 3rd world country and have 5mb download speed.
>>162683978
I prefer Curtain Call.
>>162684354
Except the other letters look fine already and condensing them would ruin them and take more effort, whereas elongating the buckle wouldn't even be noticed, it could perfectly accommodate the G, and it would take the least amount of effort, which seems to be the modus operandi for Blizzard for this event. Confirmed for never working with visuals/3D modelling.
>>162684329
>>German
>>Of German Descent
>>American
>>Whatever race they look like
Germans are white though
and Koreans are Korean
What 3rd world country do you come from
>>162684695
who cares
literally who cares
>>162684695
>and it would take the least amount of effort, which seems to be the modus operandi for Blizzard for this event. Confirmed for never working with visuals/3D modelling.
So acknowledging that Blizzard is full of lazy hacks is somehow "confirmed for never working with 3d models"?
>>162684658
>the way she struggles to fake a smile
>that pouty face right before the punch
CUTE
Santabjörn
or
SWEDEN YES!
Now I can have fun
>>162684771
him
God I hate that mei snowball mode. Won it once. Never again.
Mei has been a bad girl this year and that's why she got lazy skin.
>>162684782
No, the poster who suggested condensing the other letters is confirmed for never working with 3D models because he thinks it's a viable idea.
I was discussing with some people about the microtransactions in this game, and I said there shouldn't be any since this is a full priced game, and then they flamed me and defended Blizzard to death.
In this case it's not so bad since it's only skins and stuff, but I'm worried about how normal this is to most people, we have to pay more and more on games aside from its price, and people don't think it's bad.
What do you think?
I'm convinced the Skins planner faps to Tracer.
>>162684606
I'm in America with great internet but I'm at like 0.10MB.
Is it becauseps4?
Wait when did this launch?
>>162683786
Russians are slavic, some mexicans are spanish, some of the burmese are thai
>>162684920
i thought you were saying extending the belt would be bad too
>>162684936
Tracer is the mascot character, she's always going to get more cosmetics than other characters.
>>162684936
>the Skins planner
>>162684935
Blizzdrones have always been the most dedicated cocksuckers on the planet.
Buying the game is the only time I've ever given them money and I don't really intend on doing it again
>>162684695
>calling it stroke width and not bevel steepness.
Don't pretend you're some kind of professional.
>>162684935
Paying for random chance cosmetic boxes is retarded. May as well let morons waste their money
>>162684813
I got cool as ice on PS4 but it's not even a trophy so I just randomly got a new spray.
>>162684936
Nah, more like they've seen how much fucking money they can make by sexualizing mercy/tracer. There will never be a cosmetics event where neither of those characters gets a legendary. They heave boxes.
>post yfw no genji default skin with a red Santa hat
>>162685223
>genji getting more skins
Anyone else ever have problems with hit reg when playing come heroes. I mainly play widow and have some really good game then I just right out get nothing in other games and people can stand still and not take any damage from head shots.
>>162682518
>Winston
10/10 b8
>>162684935
I hate the microtransactions in this game. Not only do you pay for the game, you can pay for a CHANCE to get a skin you want. I mean that's just fucking stupid. It's literally gambling.
>>162684935
I didn't think much of it since it was your choice to whether or not you wanted to buy boxes at a chance at a skin. It seems a lot more fucked up now that they have limited edition skins. They're forcing the issue at this point.
>>162682838
You could, during the event slowpoke.
>>162684695
the only valid point is the effort bit, which I don't think is true, since they'd have to recenter the new buckle
each letter would only shrink by 1/3rd of the shrinkage of current G, so they'd look the same
>No Mercy skin
Why would they do this to us, bros? I spent all year looking forward to this for nothing...
D-does anyone have a checklist?
>nobody plays healers
>play a healer to try and save this game
>nobody protects me and i just get picked off
And now I refuse to play healer, its a viscous cycle.
Where's the checklist? REEEEEEEEEEE
>>162685391
it's literally fine if you don't have cool skins anon, you can get them by grinding and they literally have no effect on the game
>>162685312
I have problem with hit reg in Mei's snowball fight
>>162685428
Zarya didn't get one either as far as I'm concerned, that thing is a fucking joke, its her hold skin with dirt on it
How fucking hard is it to give every char a santa hat or mercy a candy cane
>>162685461
>main support
>team refuse to act like team
>refuse to heal them for rest of the match getting solo kills as ana/zenyatta
that's how I'm doing this
>>162685061
As apposed to... cosmetics tzar?
skin with pussy hair when?
Scrooge is pretty good, but can it really top the best skin in the game?
>>162685526
I sent 20 bucks and 100 levels+ never got nihon
Zarya has the best emote in the game
>>162682838
>Why can't we buy halloween skins blizzard, I'm willing to literally sacrifice my firstborn son to get the Mercy skin.
Are you from some alternate dimension where Blizzard is even more Jewish than they are currently?
>>162685474
>no Pharah mistletoe with her blushing bright red from embarrassment
Add that to the list of missed opportunities.
>>162685734
Healers need a "I need you guys to actually start killing shit!"-voice command to fight the "I need healing" spam.
>>162682596
Soldier, I wasn't playing him for the longest time and started playing him in comp on Friday night and was fucking everyone up HARD, then I learned that he got buffed so no wonder.
>>162685734
It's pretty good
>>162685474
Will we ever get a skin of her out of her mech
>>162685526
>it's literally fine
>Buying something in a game you've already paid for
No it's really not.
>>162685576
But anon, they also added sleeves
>>162685850
>tfw no skin with reinhardt out his armor
>>162685830
10/10
>queueing up in quickplay
What is the fucking point of this?
To ensure you ruin other people's fun as much as possible?
>>162685069
>>162682678
Best skin I need to learn McCree just for that skin damnit
>>162685870
Not only that, but it's an expensive game, not some fucking cheap game that makes real revenue on skins.
>>162685850
...how would she fight?
Just a jetpack and a rocket launcher?
>>162682947
>>162684935
Blizard also has an MMO with a subscription, the only noticeable difference between WoW and every other 'free' MMO is that WoW sticks around.
They can pay for content updates (and considerable server costs) because they have that constant influx of money outside of new expansions every few years.
Overwatch is being maintained by nerds with deep pockets who will throw $50-$100 at a game every few months for cosmetic shit. It's basically a strategy from mobile gaming working on a AAA title. They found a way to charge the people who will pay obscene amounts of money to subsidize the players that will only ever purchase the basic game. This creates a large player base and extra cash without taxing the vast majority of the user base.
The only people who really hate this are people who want things that don't matter for free. Call it entitlement or spoiled children, the truth is it funds the game. At the end of the day why should blizzard listen to people who just run up their server costs but won't spend more than the bare minimum on the game over the course of it's lifetime?
>>162686113
How does genji have infinite shurikens that come out of his arms in young genji?
Skins don't have to do jack for gameplay
>>162685791
Can anyone show off Winston/Zen skins with highlights/emotes and shit?
>play solo
>all gold zarya
>guy gets on the mic as rein
>refuses to move and cries for a healer
>have to stop doing tons of damage and switch to Lucio so this fag moves and stops giving free kills
This happens too much. It's bad enough playing solo, then people cry and don't move and give kills
>>162686165
>Overwatch is being maintained by nerds with deep pockets who will throw $50-$100 at a game every few months for cosmetic shit. It's basically a strategy from mobile gaming working on a AAA title. They found a way to charge the people who will pay obscene amounts of money to subsidize the players that will only ever purchase the basic game. This creates a large player base and extra cash without taxing the vast majority of the user base.
I haven't tried it myself since it's ps4 exclusive but the model of let it die seems pretty good
>Servers are still flooded
Fuck me I just need a good connection for like 2 mins
>>162684935
Well at least it's not hearthstone. Drop rate is probably close to Overwatch loot boxes, but you need legendaries and epics to stay competitive.
>>162685870
then boycott it by not playing
>>162683694
Yeti
You can always go back and get Astronaut later but if you decide you want Yeti later then you'll have to wait a year
wait until the last day of the event, though.
>>162686165
> the truth is it funds the game
If it funds the game, why does the game cost as much as other games where the price alone funds them?
If you want long term skin funding, make the initial game cheap or free
If you want short term outright purchase funding, make the game expensive
Only fucking blizzard can get away with doing both.
>>162686113
If they can turn robot Genji into a real boy I'm sure they can get Pharah out her mech
Why couldn't have Mercy's mistletoe pose been an emote that would change other people's emotes into a kissing pose when done simultaneously
Wtf is that zenyatta skin lmoa
>>162686432
I quit HS after the latest Adventure. The release schedule is just getting too aggressive and the game isn't even properly balanced or provably fair. I stopped playing M:tG because it got stupid expensive, and that is worlds away a better game than HS ever could be.
>not holding all of your presents until actual christmas
It's like you literally have no christmas spirit
>>162685850
Nah, things like her spray are probably the only times we'll see her out of it.
>It's winter and the perfect time for Mei
>She gets an overpriced epic skin
>Tracer gets yet another legendary
WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD
>>162686591
This thing is fucking terrifying.
>>162686741
Does he throw walnuts at people?
>>162682947
>>162684079
>I know that feel
>>162686289
>I haven't tried it myself since it's ps4 exclusive but the model of let it die seems pretty good
It's not. The game will last for mere months
>quickplay filled with fucking 5-stack assholes
>not arcade
I was done with this bullshit
I wanna have fun
go the fuck back to comp or whatever hole you slithered out of
>>162686853
Why not?
It's free to play but there's a cash shop and you can have a "membership" for $5 a month.
Seems like a ton of mmos to me.
>35 Christmas boxes ready to open soon
I wonder how much good shit I could get with the boxes I have.
remove tracer from the game
>walk into the point with my ult
>enemy mercy rezzes 3 of the enemy team
>allahu akbar and get POTG + the ult achievement
why do they make playing junkrat like a terrorist so fun?
>>162686526
It's $40, I'll take that as just a barrier to entry. It prevents kiddies and trolls from raging in games because they can get a new email anywhere.
League of Legends didn't have a community issue, it had a "Free game" issue. I don't give that much of a shit how much money Blizzard rakes in after initial purchase just so long as other people actually have to spend money to frustrate me.
>>162686857
A lot of 5 stacks are just players sticking together though with the new party system
Its the same shitters, they're just grouped up for exp boost.
>all these lines Mei says in the brawl
Why is she so fucking cute?
tfw no Swiss gf to make snow angels in the Alps with
>>162683281
what I like the most about it the G is obviously just squeezed in there and doesn't even fit with the font
like whoever made the skin just didn't give a fuck
>Christmas in the year or Our Lord 2076
>Junkrat still unaware that Roadhog only thinks of him as an extremely annoying meal ticketand is probably waiting for Junkrat to tip his hand so he can kill him and take his treasure
Blizzard, please. This boy is too good to not have at least ONE person who doesn't hate him.
>>162687026
>It prevents kiddies and trolls from raging in games
Except that's blatantly false
>League of Legends didn't have a community issue, it had a "Free game" issue.
It certainly had a community issue, and now overwatch has part of that community issue because blizzard pandered to moba fags
What is it about KotH that brings the worse of people?
I swear my absolute worst matches, with the most the retarded and toxic players always happen on KotH map
Not gonna lie, with the new brawl, when there is only one Mei left.... this match is low impact as fuck but it gets my adrenaline pumping when the last Meis stand.
>>162687113
>gf
>not mommy
>who you also cuddle and slip your dick in at night
a true angel
>>162687171
>>Junkrat still unaware that Roadhog only thinks of him as an extremely annoying meal ticket
Meal tickets can be good though
>no rabbi genji skin
Dropped the ball blizzard, i'm disappointed
>>162686741
That's, like, not even slightly zenyatta.
>>162687094
>I'm gonna put a rock in this one!
>>162686960
But then who would get new skins?
>>162687026
>It prevents kiddies and trolls from raging in games because they can get a new email anywhere.
Do you have any idea how many people have bought the game numerous times to keep being assholes/cheaters?
Money certainly doesn't prevent people being being pieces of shit.
Also the game is $70-$90 AU so forgive me for calling it an expensive game that shouldn't also have bought transactions.
>>162687171
>>Junkrat still unaware that Roadhog only thinks of him as an extremely annoying meal ticket and is probably waiting for Junkrat to tip his hand so he can kill him and take his treasure
Roadhog is LITERALLY becoming more friendly towards him.
>playing the Mystery Brawl
>I get Roadhog, some guy gets Junkrat
>Roadhog says "I'll hook 'em"
>Junkrat replies "I'll cook 'em"
>Junkrat used to say both parts and Roadhog used to tell him to shut up
The Hog is just tsundere.
>>162686795
yep
you can throw golden walnuts too
>>162687212
In my first 100 levels I saw maybe one person rage and swear at his team as bad as I saw every third game in League. They are worlds apart, and $40 goes a long way to keeping it that way.
Will you guys still play this if Tracer is revealed to be a lesbian or will you act like SJWs and start screeching?
>>162687382
>Also the game is $70-$90 AU so forgive me for calling it an expensive game that shouldn't also have bought transactions.
That's just you being australian.
The game is $40, which is 2/3 of a modern AAA game.
The price is still horse shit all things considered, but it is "cheaper"
>no mommy skin
no love for ana
Anyone have the widow stepping on you with the short skirt skin?
Is there no holiday comic? I thought we're gonna get one??
>Zarya main
>Get legendary emote
Have you gotten what you were after yet?
>>162687301
>not wanting a Mommy gf
Fag
>>162686741
kek, I thought maybe junkrat might get some crazy nutcracker skin, or perhaps soldier, but throwing nuts at people is okay too I guess
>>162687382
It's not Blizzards fault Australia is fucking retarded. Move to a first world country you bogan.
>>162687394
I was saving for Rein's hammer, but...golden walnuts might be too good to pass up.
>>162687443
It is literally impossible for a sane person to care about blizzard's storylines.
>>162684546
magic seems pretty cheap in the hp universe
it's even weirder since their pictures, like the paintings at hogwarts and I assume the photos too, seem to possess some amount of sentience
wizard porn would be pretty dope I imagine
>>162687443
Tracer is a shit character.
If they made both tracer and mercy gay it'd be perfect
>>162687498
Yes
>>162687443
we already know she's a dyke
>>162687598
>it's even weirder since their pictures, like the paintings at hogwarts and I assume the photos too, seem to possess some amount of sentience
it's never really talked about much
at least some people can move from various paintings of themselves, but then does that only count GOOD pictures of themselves or like shitty drawings
Holy shit Winston is so fun
Why didnt anyone tell me?
My enemies get so mad, I had a Pharah solo ult me when I tried to zap her out of the sky
>Trying to find one hero I'm really good at
>I'm terrible to mediocre on all of them
Welp, I just suck at video games.
>we have a roadhog, mccree, and zen and they still can't get tracer
>switch to mei even though I was lucio, since it was 0:2
>constantly headshot her
>win
>>162687393
I hope you're right - some of their interactions do suggest that he's not always an asshole, though he could just be humoring Junkrat to get him to shut up.I desperately want them to be friends instead of seeing Blizz go the betrayal route and remove any chance of Roadhog being a somewhat sympathetic character.
WHY IS EVERY GAME SO FUCKING LAGGY? IT'S LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK
1. Lucioball
2. Dog shit
3. Human shit
4. Your own shit your girlfriend made you eat
5. Shit inside of a snowball Mei threw at you
6. Junkenstein's Revenge
...
...
...
7001. It was your own shit inside the snowball Mei threw at you
8001. It was Winston's shit inside the snowball Mei threw at you and she's actually fucking him on the side now and you got cucked
9001. You are the shit inside the snowball and Mei is still cheating on you with Winston
...
...
...
10000000000000000001. Mei's Snowball Offensive
>>162687518
>>162687468
>$60-$70 USD games cost $80-$90 AU because of various levels of bullshit
>blizzards $40 USD game costs the same anyway :^)
Seems like there is more too it than just general AU cost of livings things.
>trying to kill someone with new Sym shields AND Torb armor
This makes me want to cry.
>>162687660
>Widow
>still in love with Gerard even though he's fukken ded
>a dyke
>>162687727
>Pharah solo ults me
>throw up a shield
>she kills herself
>>162687026
The amount of people trolling and raging in competitive games is definitely non-zero. Sitting in spawn, yelling, making fun of team, getting upset at character selection before the round even begins. Silver and Nova CS:GO four years ago was honestly a better experience.
>>162685698
Honestly, it can't.
It's a cool idea with really slapdash execution, like the shitty belt buckle and the hat that looks too large.
>>162686943
becaus etheir business model is to buttfuck players so hard that they feel inclined to cough up money to not permadie
after multiple certain points in the game, the difficulty curve skyrockets and a simple mistake will be your last. You can pay ingame currency to reclaim your character, but the amount is so astronomical you may as well spend a couple bucks on some continues instead.
>well that seems pretty fair to me.
yeah it would usually except for one problem. The game just stops being fun.
enemies start hitting like trucks even when you're leveled enough to face up to them and bosses have instakill moves, a lot of them aoe, and incline you to keep using up your continues so that you don't have to start over from scratch and keep all of the equipment you prepared for it.
the scam is that they ease you into a potentially fun game and then show you why it's actually f2p.
>>162687480
>>162687925
Tracer reminds her of Gerard. It's a sad love.
>>162682596
Roadhog
>On attack
>Pick torb since I just got his Santa Skin
>Someone asks me to switch
>Tell him it's QP
>Gold all around
>potg
I get medals and potg doesn't mean shit but fuck would I have loved to see his face then.
>>162679998
Someone asked for this last thread or two.
>Oh boy chests for playing mystery heros!
>Lose
>lose
>lose
>can't do shit about it
>lose
>team won't push
>lose
>lose
>get put on a team that's capp'ed A and has 6 minutes to cap B
>loes
FUCK
Fuck its not even close!
>>162688035
Ah, that sucks.
>>162688060
Thanks m8
>>162688134
I know that feel
Except I do it at 15fps since my pc cant handle mystery heroes
>>162683978
Widow's kisscurtain call is also good
>>162688035
I don't know man, I keep seeing a bunch of people in their general making it to the last floor while still being f2p. If you use and abuse shit like the mushrooms you'll be fine.
>>162687218
I also see the most rage in KOTH but then again I'm stuck in Gold.
>that one guy spamming "Thanks" everytime someone dies
>people that just use their mics to rage
>people that bitch on team and match chat
Does this ever stop in higher ranks?
>>162683012
Nationality /= Race
can your hidden qp mmr go up so that you only have masters/gms when playing qp?
>winter event, sombra event
Great!
>another fucking buff to Zarya
The fuck are they thinking???
>>162684046
kebab
>>162687853
Aussie is a shit country with 3rd world economics and Internet.
>>162686165
>Overwatch is being maintained by nerds with deep pockets who will throw $50-$100 at a game every few months for cosmetic shit. It's basically a strategy from mobile gaming working on a AAA title.
That's not the strategy from mobile gaming though. If this were a mobile game it would be shamelessly P2W with XP boosters and premium weapons and f2p economy. Mobile has pretty much abandoned the cosmetics only approach because it doesn't monetize well enough.
>>162682701
>torb gives out armor presents
>symmetra changes come out
>people of course instalock her in comp
>can't even wait for a CP or payload map on defense, they play it on koth
I knew it would happen but I still don't understand the mindset. I mean FUCK. IT'S KOTH
>>162688336
>>another fucking buff to Zarya
You mean nerf?
B.va or Junebug?
Does shooting before the match starts go towards lowering your recorded accuracy? it doesn't right?
>>162688485
Isn't her shield generator super good on KOTH?
You can basically place it next to spawn and it will affect the point
Not that any of the insta-sym pickers are gonna be any good, but hypothetically it might be OK now
>>162688485
Esports was a mistake, everyone trying to be "pro" for epeen viewership.
>>162687218
I hate KOTH in quickplay specifically because I don't like having to do multiple rounds with teammates I might hate. Quickplay should just be simple one offs like it was originally, leave the rounds in ranked.
>>162688334
You can get close. My qp matches are filled with people that are 3500+ and getting people that are around 4300 isn't that rare.
>>162688518
>Symmetra + Torb meta
>>162688576
Junebug
Jesus i got everything of Tracer in all the three events (spray,skin, voicelines,highlight basically everthing) and even now. I will never play that shit, stop throwing this stuff at me Blizzard
>>162686432
this, I stupidly played HS as my main "game" for awhile. It's awful there is a definite paywall unless you wanna be complete trash
also 4chan getting aggressive with captcha, I've had to do 2 in a row almost every post tonight
>>162685564
yeah that too it flies right through them standing still in doorways
>have like 49 hours on symmetra
>haven't played her in a while because I know she's not viable in comp
>new sym out
>keep wasting my shields because I forgot I don't have the 25 shield ability anymore
>feel bad
>>162688772
Its time to take up Tracer, you're literally invincible with Symmetra/Torb meta
some esports here
https://www.twitch.tv
/overwatch_nge
>>162688775
> I've had to do 2 in a row almost every post tonight
You only have to fill out one, the second one is google jewing free work out of idiots who can't read the button says SKIP not VERIFY
>>162688772
get good with tracer, a nanoboosted tracer that knows what they're doing is a beautiful/terrifying sight to behold
I want to fill Widowmaker up with so much of my seed that it hurts her womb.
>>162688576
>not using junker or scavenger for the midriff
What are you gay or something?
>Mei has "one shot, one kill" and "simple geometry" lines in the brawl
>>162688864
>NRG
>>162685223
>no christmas lights genji
>>162688876
I'm a good goy
>>162688772
>play a lot of Tracer
>still don't have everything of hers
Shit sucks.
>>162688985
my nigga
>playing mystery
>out team has a roadhog, reinhardt, tracer, 2 sombras, and a genji
>thier team has two torbs, two reapers, a tracer, and a lucio
Great job blizzard.
I love that ebin balance.
I get that everyone is randomized, but holy shit try to keep it at least a little balanced.
>try out Reinhardt
>within my second match a Mercy is calling me daddy
Why is it like this?
>>162688576
Just bee yourself.
>>162688985
>no midriff skin without the goggles and with ong hair
>>162689101
>not enjoying it
If you play Rein you adopt the mantle of "Big daddy Reinhardt"
>>162682335
Why is D.VA the only character without a counter and capable of soloing any other characters?
post yfw you're the last mei alive
>>162689194
I don't think that is necessary
>>162688284
As that may be, a business model that involves frustrating a player so much that they spend money on it is not a business model that will work for too long.
The game could have been so much better if it was a full onetime purchase title
>>162683012
Reaper is American but that doesn't mean he can't be a spic, you fucking retard.
>>162689237
>Who is Zarya?
>>162689071
just jump off a cliff if you get a shit hero or one that doesn't fit the team comp
>>162687850
>lets copy ut instagib but instead of using hitscan on high mobility characters lets use projectiles on our ass netcode and give them to the most cancer character in the game
>oh and for funsies lets make sure you only get one shot and reloading is entirely rng since proper territory control would frustrate the shitters
>dont forget giving everyone a "press q to win" that charges over time so that theyre encouraged to and rewarded for turtling when theyre disadvantaged
its actually the worst game mode ive ever played
its like counter strike got cancer
>hook
no longer stuns, get the fuck over it. No reason to have this gimmick shit. If you are good, you'll watch their cds.
>3v3
>tell duo to group with me 4 times
>last round
>they run off and die
>>162689307
someone who no longer can 1v1 dva reliably
>>162689252
>Lucio has a hockey spray
Blizzard needs to stop pretending like he wasn't originally Canadian.
>>162689252
is 42% accuracy good for someone with 2 hours played as mcmeme?
Is Symmetra a good pick now?
>>162688576
Is there a DDOS attack going on or something? My ping suddenly shot up to 190 MS and is staying there even outside of games. Not the only one to see this either according to teammates.
>>162689534
On defense yes
>>162689425
>shitter doe gets killed right away
>win 3v1 as tracer anyway
>>162689534
No.
>>162689252
>>162689519
meh, could be worse. start a custom game vs all anas with headshots only enabled and enjoy your godlike aim in a couple of weeks
>>162689252
>last Mei alive
>against entire enemy team
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
>>162688416
Wait seriously? All the more reason to get the skin
>>162683496
santa mei says "you need to let it snow"
>>162687218
It takes too long to play five rounds. Not a whole lot of interesting positioning. Usually whoever gets the cap first wins. Spawn times and distances are equal, so you can't make an interesting play for a trade because you'll lose time and actually be at disadvantage. Many of them have environmental kills making Roadhog even more annoying. Feeding in one at a time is a viable strategy for defending. The options like Mei, D.Va, Lucio, for stalling the point are pretty dumb. The 2-0 choke happens way too often. Frags matter, but crowd ult frags matter more when the point is established. It's team deathmatch with time limits.
>>162688610
E-sports is the second worst thing to happen to video games in a while
>>162689519
You have unlimited ammo
It literally does not matter.
>>162689629
No he doesn't, they look like normal armor packs. The only things different about him are the antlers on the turret and the fact that he says "Merry Molten Core" when he ults.
>reinhardt charge breaks beartrap
>get pinned
>die
>>162689425
>be duo
>solo runs off and dies alone
>>162689534
I don't know but at least I feel like I actually understand how to play her now and can easily do useful things that help the team, which is more than I can say for old Symmetra, Sombra or Torbjörn.
So there's no comic, and as far as we know there won't be one for Christmas at all, right?How is November anon taking it?
>>162688864
Seagull's team looks like shit
>The worst hero in the game and has been for an entire year
>Only in the game so there can be a dedicated turret character and to fill out Blizzard's dwarf quota
>Manlet and furious about it
>Canonically racist against bros like Zenyatta and Bastion
>Unoriginal weapon, the third shotgun user in the game
>Ultimate is a defense steroid that only helps himself
>His armor gets blown clean off in two shots
>Shitters pick him and lose your team ranked games
Explain to me why he isn't a wasted character slot.
>>162689252GET READY FOR A FLURRY
>>162689915
finally dead, he couldnt take it anymore
>go around a corner
>rein charged meant for someone else
I swear to fucking god every time I get charged it's from nowhere and not aimed at me
>Mei never gets any new costumes
>Christmas, fucking Christmas is here and she gets a recolor
How did Blizzard fuck up this badly?
>>162689915
delusional as usual, next post will be for a valentine comic
PSA skins and gold weapons make you a better player!
>>162685850she's an amputee, anon
>>162689943
That's because they are. They're playing shit like Tracer and Seagull on the current meta and trying to defend without Rein.
They became a D-tier team when Gods and Pookz left.
>>162690110
Good, fuck seagull
>>162689915
Probably trying to think of the next thing he can pin his delusions to.
>valentine comic will confirm my shitdick ship just look at the evidence!
>>162689252
>>162689534
that shield gen is bretty good
>>162688985
Why does she have this skin if she never interacts with Trashmouse or Skillboar?
>>162690110
>Tracer and Seagull
Tracer and Genji*
>>162690097
>>162690147
That they're saving the love story for the Valentines Event
>>162690058
Or they had the benefit of hanzo/window wallhack.
>>162690147
I mean, if it's going to happen it seems obvious that it'd be revealed on Valentines Day. That goes for all ships, mind you, not just Reaper76. In fact, considering where it looks like they're taking the story now, it's probably more likely to beZarya and Sombra.
>>162689990
He is pretty strong on defense if you position his turrets in hard to hit places.
I think he does a lot better with characters like Mei and dva who can help stall enemy teams for a long time.
>>162690097
>shoot snowball from spawn
>Achievement Unlocked
>>162690239
That post didn't explicitly deny she's an amputee.
>Brawl sucks ass
>Skins suck
The highlight intros and emotes are alright tho.
how long will it take to the guys on
>>162690373
>>162682596
Zarya. Even in random games people are stupid enough to shoot her shields. I got her as the first spawn character in mystery winter mode earlier and managed to survive the entire game with gold medals in elims and assists.
>>162690373
>we will never see real Pharah butt in tight pants in-game
gonna kms tonight
>>162690445
>>162690373
looks like a younger pharah to me
maybe that's literally because noarmor
>>162690373
I see this is before she lost her limbs
>>162688134
so I got Diva once randomly and won
god she's overpowered
>>162690496
Come on m8, anyone saying she's an amputee is just fishing for (You)s. The devs even answered this again at Blizzcon and said she wasn't.
>amputeefags are still in denial
>>162690627
Chu literally said she has all her limbs during the Blizzcon Q&A.
>>162690496
He didn't say if they are attached to her torso.
>>162690697
Yea but I like to prove people wrong, even if they're merely pretending.
These Arcade playlists are the fucking worst.
This is literally the worst mememode ever
>>162689252
I suck at Mei because I can't aim for shit.
But got damn can I swerve.
>>162690707
Only a swimsuit skin can prove it.
>>162688864
Are those a bunch of tf2 player names on NRG?
>blizz removed the all brawls playlist
>the only one i liked
fucking niggers
Now this is my kind of meta
things you did in your first 20 hours of Overwatch:
>Mained junkrat cuz I could hit pipes in TF2
>>162690697
>>162690706
>>162690707
>>162690725
She still has possession of her limbs. They're just separate from her body. One of the severed limbs might be the Doom Fist.
>WIDOW WILL NEVER STEP ON MY DICK
WHY DO I STILL SUFFER ON THIS CURSED EARTH
Who is the hero you most expect people to do badly with when picked
>>162690850
yes
>>162690897
widow
>>162690853
So they'll nerf healers with a diminishing heal rate over time so they can't heal huge health pools forever for tanks but can still top off low health pool characters quickly.
>>162690876
He didn't include her in the list of heroes who are amputees.
>tracer has 8 legendarys
no favoritism here ::^^))))
W E W
E
W
>>162690869
>First 20 hours
>Tried Widow because tf2 sniper main
>Can't hit shit captain
>Try Reinhardt
>Fall in love with charging people off cliffs
>>162689252
I saw a nigga win against 3 because the other team was AUTISTIC. They were semi grouped up on him it's not like he played gorilla warfare style or anything, they just did stupid shit like iceblocking in the middle of picking up snow while the other guy didn't have a snow ball and then ran away and let him get it
>>162691021
>>162690897
Any sniper related class
Genji
>>162690373
not an argument
>>162690897
Widow, hanzo, pharah, tracer, torb, junkrat, bastion, ana, genji, mccree.
>>162691021
Nice torb skin
Reminder that MERCY IS ADDICTED TO BROWN, FUZZY, MUFF
>>162690889
>tfw she'll never step on you then sit her ice cold blue butt on you as an ice press
Fuck this gay earth.
>>162690869
>mained Pharah because no one could look up
>>162691138
Get that Swiss whore away from Fareeha
>>162691138
BROWN, FUZZY, MUFF??????
>I put a rock in this one.
What the fuck Mei.
>>162691138
But Chu thinks Mercy should belong to Genji, anon.
>>162691090
I know we're pretending to be retarded here, but how?
>>162684935
>we have to pay more and more on games aside from its price, and people don't think it's bad.
But we don't HAVE to spend the money. It's all cosmetic stuff (Currently, who knows what might happen). I'd be pissed and angry if what they were selling influenced the game in ANY way, but a skin is just something that looks nice, it makes no difference mechanically.
I get that people WANT the new things, but no one needs them. And as long as they remain purely cosmetic, I'm grudgingly OK with it.
Not to seem like a blizz fanboy, but these things do cost some bit of money to produce. Those artists and animators don't do this for free (or well in some cases). So I don't see a huge issue with them charging for them, because again the items being sold have no impact on the game whatsoever.
>>162691325
She was THAT kid
>mystery brawl
>Hanamura defense
>think it's going to be fairly easy and I can finally get a loot box after losing on attack 9 times in a row
>our team becomes 3 Mercy, Ana, Genji, and Zenyatta
>vs Winston, Zarya, 2 Lucios, Symmetra, Soldier
>instantly get stomped and continue the now-10 losing streak
thanks blizzard, your game removed any hope I had of getting pointless rewards
>tfw you're soldier 76 with torb's armor and sym's shield boost
I'M AN ARMY OF ONE
>lucio with a santa hat is a pink skin
>mei with a santa hat is a golden skin
>>162690445
It didn't explicitly deny a lot of things.
>>162691325
no wonder they be dying left and right my nigga
>havent played overwatch at all for about a month
>been enjoying singleplayer games
>was such a joy not getting angry at a game
>xmas event
>new skins that I want
>install and IN THE FIRST MATCH IM ALREADY ANGRY
YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME TOO SOON, BLIZZARD.
>>162689990
His beard looks like a booty
>>162691325
You thought the people who kept saying she was satan were just memeing.
>>162689990
>bros like Zenyatta and Bastion
>>162691460
>pink skin
Friendly reminder
>>162690869
Tried each character at least once, starting with the supports.
Picked up Hanzo and Symmetra.
Mostly stuck around with them, though expanded repertoire to Mei, Ana, and Sombra, though I'll occasionally play others that the team needs.
Except Roadhog or Genji. Fuck them.
>>162690869
Mained pharah because air shots and juggling rockets were fun in tf2. I tried tracer, but found her too slow without blink.
I mained McCree for a long time in season 2, but I'm insecure about my aim now because I can't hit Pharah.
>>162691325
I knew someone who did that. He was shot and killed because he targeted someone who had a gun in their car.
>>162691410
welcome to the world of children being so spoiled, if they can't have something then it's stupid and every one who does it is stupid
>friend always leaves when we lose 1 fucking game
Why?
also
>first game had a shitty widow on 3C FUCKING P with a WINSTON on the other team.
>only switches to genji after we lose 2 rounds
Of course it's genji.
Also, he's a tracer main.
So he basically plays all of the characters that are known for refusing to switch.
and then
>next game
>point out shitty widow is on other team
>"hurr durr im sure he's gud"
>he switches 12 times to "prove a point"
>sticks with mccree because he's the only character that's versatile on at/def
>because he picked a compotent character and their team was decent they won
ALSO
>open boxes
>2 legends
OH BOY!
>both non-christmas
oh. oh well!
>open another
>2 epics
YES!
>non christmas
Fuck Overwatch.
Now I'm depressed.
>inb4 "pussy!"i have clinical depression. its not like i can stop it. antidepressants are shit desu
>>162691460
Mei's skin is legendary because it makes her iceblock into a snowman.
>>162682596
Widowmaker
I've gotten a taste for her lately, unfortunately in the literally worst possible widow meta (tripletank)
>>162690058
>long walk back from spawn
>As soon as you get back to your team the enemy Reinhardt chargers and pins you
>take a stroll again
>>162691585
Why is her butthole consuming her bottoms?
>>162691321
>>162686113
do you not play skyrim? bikinis are the strongest armors
>im the only mei left
>surrounded by 3 meis
>im in my ice cube
>ult is ready
>burst out, dodge snow ball
>kill one, one runs, the other goes ice mode nother mei i didnt account for kills me
My heart is pouding so hard fuck this
>>162690983
nahh, they'll just do one of the following
a) nerf the fuck out of heal rates
b) nerf the fuck out of tanks damage
c) buff the shit out of dps heros
>They turned tracer into a little boy
Uhhhh tracerfags?
WTF who watches this shit game, it was supposed to be dead by now. Blizzard does not deserve this!
What the best Profile Icon, /owg/?
>>162689252
>tfw I'm the only one who likes snowball mode apparently
Is it because you guys aren't doing well? Because I hated it at first but then I started getting 6+ kills a game and potgs and it got fun
The Symmetra changes finally went through. How does /owg/ feel about them?
Is it enough? Is the actually viable now?
I think Blizzard spends more time designing shitty icons and sprays to fill the lootboxes than the skins.
Who is the most forgotten by the devs and why is itDRE[/spoiler
>>162691678
nice blog
>>162690869
Tried to instakill people with a melee from the back.
Needless to say..
>>162691812
Happy squid.
>2 man comp
>First match
>Watchpoint on attack
>Someone instant locks symmetra
>Random getting buttmad
>Match starts, things aren't going well randoms shitting on the symmetra
>Symmetra dude says nothing and then quits the game
I'm 3058. I thought diamond would be different. I climbed from 1900. Why is it literally the same except now theirs pro genji mains and massive egos?
>>162690869
Mained Mercy because nobody played support
Anyone else having 200+ ping?
>>162691907
thanks for helping.
>>162690869
Mained Torb cause he was fun as fuck
>>162691996
great idea coming here for help
>get several headshot picks, mostly on supports
>get a 60+ point assist on almost every kill made by the team
>enemy flankers go after me instead of our supports, and I deal with them myself just fine most of the time
>OMG HANZO SWITCH
suck my tiny little asian weiner
>>162691859
I'll know when the patch finally comes through, because I'm THAT guy who mained Symmetra when "she was shit."
>>162692061
i figured you guys could relate.
guess notsorry for "bothering" i just needed to vent
>get an entire gamemode
>get a god tier emote
>get a unique skin that actually changes the look of an ability
>WAAAAAAAAH ITS JUST MEI IN A HAT WHY DO THEY HATE HER
meifags continue to prove what obnoxious faggots they are
>>162692132
plebbit's for venting
>>162691859
her gun is better than winston's
>tracer has 2x as many legendaries as half the cast
Ebin
>>162692189
whatever
>Spend 20 dollars
>Get everything I want out of the event and more
Thanks RNG
>I'm putting a rock in this one!
What did she mean by this?
2 questions:
How much damage should a Mercy player heal on average?
And: Is it acceptable to get 0 kills as Mercy, so long as you heal enough?
>Kill 3 people reloading
You mean the people that quit reloading as soon as you fucking shoot?
>>162692314
In a snowball. I don't know if you were meming or not
>>162691325
She's talking about the Christmas sock. But with rocks rather than coal.
>>162692371
Who the fuck puts a rock in a snowball?
>>162691402
he used a spray of pharah as non-amputee as proof that she isn't a proof but there's also a spray of bastion as a little human boy so it's kind of immediately obvious that sprays aren't canon
>want to git gud at tracer
>every match after this update has symmetra and torb on the enemy team
>feel as useless as a first time widow player
>>162692454
Satan
or a kid who's an asshole
>>162692454
sadists
>>162692454
that mean kid on the cul-de-sac
>>162692470
>but there's also a spray of bastion as a little human boy
(You)
>>162692314
I dunno but i'd put my rock in that one if you know what I mean
>76
damage reduced by 4.
>Reinhardt
Hammerdown cast time increased by 1 second
>DVA
You can now destroy DVAs mech, stopping it from exploding, just like junkrat. 200 hp.
>Ana
Biotic grenade bonus heal and anti heal removed
Sniper rifle is no longer projectile when hipfired, this means you will die when flanked.
did I forget? the sleep dart projectile has been thinned to hanzo arrows instead of missile projectile box.
>>162692286
>Spending money on loot boxes
Just play the fucking game you dumb cuck
>>162692454
That kid
>>162691802
I love twinks
Pat Pat Pat.
>>162692549
I don't have that much time to grind 100 levels or whatever and I've got a spare 20 lyin around.I've done far worse on dota2
lmao
Who on Santa's /nice list/ here?
>>162692081
God you're a shitter
What the fuck is wrong with Jeff Kaplan? he literally hates widowmaker, he shitted on her foor 3 fucking events this year, he nerfed her to the ground and if that wasn't enough he shitted on her while on Blizzcon.
If Jeff the biggest homosexual in Blizzard? there is no other explanation to that kind of behavior against a single character.
Now what we're gonna get summer skins and she will get nothing? then Valentines she will get nothing again?
I will love to met him in person to beat the shit out of him.
So was there no comic released along with the update?
Hope the fuck who thought of this Mei event got fired
>>162692713
They gave us fetish fuel for a highlight intro
Calm down cuckboy
>>162686043
>Blizzard didn't hire a professional kerner
uninstalled
>>162692454
Like all other Chinese, Mei has a lack of empathy and manners.
>>162692669
> console
>>162692669
>buying your way into Santa's nice list
That's not how you do it anon.
Soldier 76 makes every other DPS unfun to play
>>162692669
>console
clearly not you
>>162682947
>increase brightness till blind your eyes, with little bit pixelated
This is exactly how tumblr makes shitty gifs, gtfo of here.
>>162692896
Saturation, not brightness.
>>162692669
there's a SHARE button on your DUAL SHOCK 4
>>162686741
fuck
i don't have 3000 credits
*looks at the ground in front of u*
*uses e*
pssh nothin personnel
>>162692669
>buys loot boxes
>can't afford to buy even a PC
how can you live without a PC nowadays anyways? what the fuck is wrong with console fags
>>162692669
>whos on santas nice list
>bought 50 boxes
>>162686741
literally the least creepy nutcracker I've ever seen
imagine if he had pupils
All the purples are much better and simpler skins
Lmao@people who spent 3k credits
>>162686741
>giving him nutcracker skin because he kicks people in the nuts
fucking brilliant.
>>162693037
their friends play bruh how can you even socialize on your PC lmao I bet you don't even party bruh
>>162686741
>No toy soldier bastion skin to go along with this
Why the fuck not.
>>162693018
>get hanzo potg
>includes me shooting a normal arrow right into the ground because scatter still had a second left
Pretty embarrassing
>>162693084
nutcracker is the best skin in the game
>>162693116
>giving him nutcracker skin because he kicks people in the nuts
lel
>>162688134
>get 2 dvas, bastion, lucio on defense
>win after 6 losses
I think blizzard felt sorry for me.
>>162693182
SCROOGE
C
R
O
O
G
E
MCREE
I LOVE IT
HOW DO I HIT GENJI HE IS SO FAST AND SMALL
>opened 20ish boxes so far
>shitty zarya skin, voicelines, sprays only
>spent all available money for this event and used up all ez lootboxes from arcade
Can someone please come over and kill me? I can't take this bullshit anymore, how can one human being be THIS unlucky??
>>162693310
aim better
>Pharah has been given an alt fire mechanic: hold alt fire button for 2 secs to lock on to a target, if the lock on completes and and pharah fires a rocket, it will home in on the locked on target, lock on is broken through line of sight and shields
balanced or nah?
>5 comp matches soloQ
>win hollywood
>lose bong map
>get volskaya twice in row and egypt
>all draws on last point thanks to symmetra shields
Sure, let's give +75 hp to a defensive hero when every single CP map favors defense, i sure love to waste 30 mins of my life for fuck nothing.
>>162692176
""""""""""unique""""""""
She has a recolour and a hat. I'll give you the rest but this skin is absolutely garbage
>>162693332
>spent money already
Bruh, save it for the end of the event.
>sitting in Mei block as the last one alive in the last round and no ammo, with 2+ opponents waiting to shoot you
>>162693310
HOOK
LINE
&
SINKER
>>162693370
unneeded, if you have at least 1/2 decent aim you could do more to them wish spash damage in the time it takes for the rocket to go off.
IDDQD's stream is truly fascinating. Just a wonderful blend of insecurity and borderline autistic disregard for others.
Why are 'best-in-class' competitors always fucked in the head?
Seriously, is anyone in US east having 200 ping? Everyone I have been talking to also seems to be having it.
>>162693370
gay af
Based on the three events we've seen, it looks like new skin distribution goes like this for each character:
>1 legendary
>1 epic
>2 nothing
There are obviously outliers like Tracer and McCree, but this seems to be the general rule. With that in mind, who do you think is getting what once Valentines Day rolls around? Hanzo legendary is basically a given because >Cupid, but my guesses are Widowmaker, D.va and McCree get legendaries. Maybe Mei gets an epic too, not so sure about everyone else.Bear in mind they're probably also going to push the hell out of pairings and sexualities, so that's something to take into consideration.
>>162693310
Prediction. He moves along predictable paths. His dash is a fixed distance. His wall climb is a straight vertical line. He falls at a predictable rate after jumping.
>want scrooge mccree so bad and have 3k gold
>don't want to buy until the last day in case i get from leveling up crates
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S STILL 21 DAYS AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT IT NOW
Which one?
>>162693513
yeah
idk why but every qp game its 200+
fucking australians
>>162693535
>saving fake money for no reason
>finally get snowhog
>still need to get the rest
>>162693494
Iddqd is annoying as fuck.
>>162693535
Doesn't the skin get refunded if you have it already? Like...for full price?
>>162693494
>Why are 'best-in-class' competitors always fucked in the head?
Because only deranged autists do something for the 50,000+ hours required to become the best in the world at it.
>>162693310
Play Winston and hold M1 :)
>Kill 2 people reloading
>Team fucking slaughters
Wow nice!
>Kill another 2 people reloading
>Last person wont fucking reload
>Someone comes by and kills him
Dude haha!
>>162693513
55ms mah nigga
>>162693553
The first one obvs
>>162693513
Just happened in my last game and everyone in the match was complaining about it
>>162693580
>>162693513
If the US servers are down you're probably connecting to the OCE server. Maybe ask someone to talk on chat when you're in QP to check their accent.
>>162693513
I have regular ping, but I randomly get 200+ ms spikes out of no where. Pisses me off because it happens right in the heat of battle too
>4 golds as widow
?????
>>162693757
>check their accent
or just ask you sperg
>tfw I was saving my lvl 101 for this event
>find out you now need 20k xp for all levels after 20
fucking jews
>>162686105
>$40
>expensive
get a job
>>162693426
Doesnt matter man, if I got the same contents at the end of the event, I would've gotten jack shit, too. Almost all of my boxes were 1-2 blues. The 1 legendary I got was a fucking Sombra skin. I don't even get this, so far, buying boxes was always worth it, always a lot of epics and 2-3 legendaries per 11 boxes, in every event. But this time, I got like 2 epics, 1 leggo and the rest was completely blue trash.
I'm so fucking sad and devastated right now. If I grind nonstop from now to the end of the event, minus the days I'm stuck at relatives', I'll maybe be able to get 2 legendaries and 1 epic. Big maybe.
>>162693513
4ms, my dude
FiOS is a hell of a drug
>go to youtube for a break from slangin snowballs
>literally millions of "Unboxing 10000000000000 OW winter lootboxes Xd"
why is this a thing, who spends a half hour watching someone unbox the same 10 skins over and over?
>>162693802
>Are you from Australia?
Any self respecting Australian would say no.
Alternatively, if they say from your mum's bedroom, you know.
>drunk as shit
>get 4 gold and POTG
>still lose
send help
>>162693646
no, a fiftth or something
200g for 1000g legendaries and 50 for 250g purps
200g and 50g for 3x priced seasonsals too, because blizzard is a jew
>>162694093
>QP
You literally asked for it slut
>Still waiting for boxes to come online on Xbox.
>>162692713
But best girl was in a lot of animated shorts for OW and got a really good Xmas highlight. I'm just patiently waiting for more skins for her.
>>162693879
I felt the same way about the summer games. I sweatted Overwatcha nd barely got shit all, didn't even get Widow's spray which is what I really wanted,a nd that was after using a giftcard for 40$ worth of boxes. Even so, if you get items you don't want before the event ends, you'll still have money to buy some of what you want at least. Hence my suggestion. I did, however, purchase Widow's intro, because I'm a thirty slut.
>>162686741
Nutcrackers are soldiers, why give it to the one hero who is practically the antithesis of a soldier?
>>162694186
yeah xboners are getting the shaft hard, but if you play on console im sure your boyfriend gives it harder so...
>>162690869
Instalocked Zen and never looked back
>>162686105
>>162693867
It was on sale for $24 this Black Friday. Besides that, you can buy a used console copy. Snipe it off eBay for $20 to $30. (used console copies don't come with the code for Origins skins)
>Mystery heroes
>2 Reins and a Bastion
Easiest lootbox of my life
>>162694192
Nevermind the fact that's she's a key villain in at least two stories in Overwatch's history: Ana's downfall and Gerard's murder (which led to Talon running about unchecked) And, if Sombra's voice lines are correct, Widow's a bit of a schemer as well.
Of course that could just be Chu paying extra attention to her as well.
What song is Bastion humming in his new voice line?
>>162694436
Deck the Halls
>the 1v1 mode
I can't do this.
>Reinhardt gets a "You're on my naughty list"
>he didn't get an actual Santa skin
>>162693842
are you retarded?
That change has been in for a month already
It's your own fault
>>162682673
Neither Widow nor Hanzo are OP. They're simply at the mercy of the users aim which is why they're not effective.
Same reason Soldier is used over McCree now.
>>162693494
iddqd a cute, CUTE!
WHERE'S THE CHECKLIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Just want to play Hanzo in No Limits for some fun times
>Tracer literally focusing me and following me the entire match
t-thanks
zarya = bae
>>162693585
enjoy your snowhog dupes
>>162694561
it's the least fun you can possibly have in OW.
>>162686741
>>162694561
No cheese, no bad teammates, no memes. It's all mind games and skill.
>tfw getting Reinhardt as a hero
Alright time for the tough question
What will the Spring event be based on?
>>162693037
It's 2016 and you're still getting triggered by people playing on different platforms that don't affect you in any way
Just end yourself
>>162694848
Probably Easter.
>>162694848
valentines day
>tfw no bloo gf
>>162694778
If you're bad at the game and can only play 3 heroes sure
>>162694848
Halloween
When does the event end?
>>162694719
>mfw first seeing that emote
>mfw the head pops off
>>162694186
>waiting to pay money
How stupid are you, nigga?
Play the fucking game.
>>162694912
You can't really call console Overwatch "playing" with the amount of aim assist shooters need to be playable. It's like half an FPS, you're doing the moving and the game is aiming for you. Literally the training wheels edition.
Am i the only one who doesn't wear event skins/hlintros when there's no event?
>>162695010
January 2
>No polar bear costume for zarya
>No jingling reindeer harness for tracer
>no snowmei
what's even the point BAKA
>>162694319
Nice input
Still hard to believe you people get this mad about this
>>162695024
Who are you quoting?
>>162694962
That widow does not have a complimentary face
What the fuck is going on, its already the third legendary i drop that isn't event related.
>>162695135
Why are you pretending to be retarded?
>>162695059
I took off most of mine because I have other ones I like. I think the only event one I'm using right now is Hanzo's Halloween one.
>>162694848
The 1918 Spring Offensive.
I'M FREE
>>162695273
that seems most likely
>>162695263
Same. I just choose the ones i like most.
>>162695059
I got rid of all my RIP victory poses but I'm still wearing Frankenstein skin for Roadhog.
>>162695130
>mad
nah we really just feel kinda sorry for you. we just just give console fags shit, kinda like when you give your lil brother shit because he doesn't know any better
>>162694150
Is that for fucking real? I thought it was a full price refund. That's absolute disgusting.
It's like they took the model from Hearthstone, applied a fucking fee just to play the game and then implement the same gambling micro-transaction tactics. That's pretty scummy.
>>162695315
>tfw shit at projectile heroes and will never get these
>>162694561
>1v1 Reinhardt
>bait enemy firestrike
>move in close, firestrike
>fall back to range, dodge firestrike
>move in close, firestrike
>enemy: are you serious
>enemy has left the game
>Symmetra, Ana, Torb, three tanks
how the fuck are you supposed to get anything done
>>162695381
It's just that most of the holiday skins I get are shit.
>>162695613
Have the Spanish fuck run in and press Q
>>162695707
but owg told me Sombra was a bad hero
The 'legendary' emotes are a joke. What makes them different from standard ones?
>>162695882
>listening to us
requesting webm of Names Mcree POTG with Scrooge skin
>>162695882
>listening to /owg/
Never ever
>>162695910
they're legendary
POST QT GABE
>Widowmaker will never dangle mistletoe in front of you before kicking your ass and grinding her stiletto boots into your junk
Is it me or are the randomized games stacked for the attacking team? You'll be on the defending team and you'll get five Anas and a reaper while the enemy team will have 4 D.Vas and two Bastions. It's really annoying and i find myself committing suicide half the time so i respawn as something that doesn't suck balls.
>>162695613
Assuming it's first point attack, a good, old fashion Reinhardt pin would open things up. Only things to watch out for: A clutch Ana sleep dart or Roadhog hook could stop you, a skilled counter-charge, and any half-competent Zarya who isn't on cooldown.
You have a good chance of dying, but getting a tank pick is usually enough. Secures man advantage for ~20 seconds.
>>162695882
She is.
But her ult can be useful for a good push in some situations.
the snowball mode is fucking terrible. They should have made a new map that's half the fucking size
I can't believe somebody at Blizzard actually thought Mei's skin was worth 3000 coins
What the fuck
>>162696061
B-b-but her freeze turns into a snowman!
>>162696061
They justify 3000 for a recolor because it comes with a custom cyro freeze model.
+150 meta
IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A TRACER MAIN
>>162696061
I'm so fucking mad about that.I'd be OK with it if her leggings were white
>>162696061
cancer mei players deserve it
>>162693646
No it gets refunded at half price of a naverage legendary which is 500. So you essentiall get 1/6th price for a dupe. Its shit.
>>162695965
>Widowmaker will never imprison you in her dungeon
>she will never feed you only just enough to keep you alive
>she will never toy with you for the sake of feeling as if she finally holds power over someone after years of being controlled by Talon
>she will never break down in front of you about Gerard
>she will never tell you the story of how she killed her husband and how it's all finally coming back to her
>she will never tell you that she can't go on living with the guilt anymore, then kill herself after letting you go
>>162693494
>always fucked in the head
Not always, some of them actually seem like pretty decent people
Those people don't tend to stand out much though
>>162696061
does it come with unique voicelines?
Will the Valentine's day event finally reveal who is gay and straight?
>>162695910
They're legendary goyim. Because it's rarer and costs more shekels, people will respect you more
>>162693553
Second one until the event ends
>tfw playing comp Zen with Nutcracker and listening to Tchaikovsky while it snows outside
>>162696398
Probably
>>162696061
will we ever see mei in a mini bikini like my javs? why is blizzard against the idea of showing skin
I thought they were jews not christians or muslim
This new brawl is actually really fun when everyone knows what they're doing.
>>162696398
I can't think of a better time to confirm canon romances, if there are any to be had.Calling Zarya/Sombra sexual tension.
>6 holiday lootboxes and not a single thing to keep me from killing myself yet, not even one epic at least
Goodbye forever lads
>get d.va pose
>go 1v1
>see this
wat do
This brawl is the worst shit ever
The new Symmetra is fucking broken.
>>162696601
shes still awful what the fuck
>>162694320
Kicking someone's face in as Zenyatta is so satisfying
>>162695965
>*dangles mistletoe*
>*makes kissy face*
>*pushes you down*
>[laughs in French}
>*steps on dick*
>>162696601
if by "broken" you mean "really gimmicky and still stupidly niche and dumb" then yes
shes "broken"
>spray
>icon
>spray
>icon
>duplicate spray
Why did I get my hopes up?
>>162696061
I know I know
>linking to rebbit
but blizzard won't listen to anonymous 4chan posts, now will they, this guy got the right idea
reddit com/r/Overwatch/comments/5i7hui/petition_to_blizzard_greatly_improve_meis/
>>162696771
I've never had an abusive boyfriend but I imagine it being similar to SoloQ, you keep coming back for more...
>>162696718
>>162696503
Her model and hitbox are based on having a heavy coat, so no big deviations from that.
We all know they still could have done much better than a fucking recolor.
>saved coins for ages because "the event is soon so there's no point in buying stuff now"
>only have 1500-ish coins
>only good items are 3000
So, Commando 76, a Pharah legendary, or Riverboat McCree?
>>162696504
So never?
>>162696771
Why is this possible
>>162696504
Its not even if people do
>>162696436
>got both out of free boxes
eh
>>162696773
man that's not really different enough for me to care
>The range on the dispenser is so large it's effectively +75 shield everywhere
Glad to see that symmetra is finally not complete dead weight, she was the reason I bought the game
>>162696931
What don't you like about it?
>>162696850
have you ever had a boyfriend, anon?
>open box
>oh shit legendary
>it's the only Mercy legendary I already have
>I don't play Mercy
>>162696718
>>162696858
Stop it, boner!
>>162696937
Blizzard wouldn't do a full makeover, forget it. Boots & gloves edit is the most we can expect. but honestly I don't think they'll admit their laziness and change it, at all.
>>162696915
It's retarded that you can get duplicates in a single box, but an event legendary and 200 coins sounds like a pretty good deal anyway.
>>162682596
D.va
played a little over 2 dozen games and I've got a win rate around 80%, 2 golds at least almost every time, 4 golds much more often than I expected.
I don't even know how to play her well, I suspect the only reason for this is her second life deal saving my ass so many times
>That widow intro
I'm done guys
This will never happen to me
See you in Valhalla
>>162696660
>>162696719
Are you retarded?
The tank meta is already shit and borderline unkillable with an Ana, now the autistic fuck's new ult gives them even more HP in form of shields inside a fuckhuge range AND for some fucking reason she has a 1000hp shield that moves at the player speed with a 10 second cooldown.
She just made this boring meta even more boring.
>thinking blizzard will change a skin that thousands have people have already paid money for, spent coins on and get themselves involved in even more red tape
yeah great idea you fucking imbeciles i'm sure they'll check that petition out
>>162696773
>going on Reddit
>>162697025
Is there a checklist for the event items yet?
I need it for my autism.
>>162696974
would be a pretty strange statement otherwise
>>162697115
>change a skin
What are you even talking about?
This fucking event man
>No custom maps, just reskins
>A brawl worse than regular quickplay
>Mei got an epic reskin that's priced as a '''''''''''''legendary'''''''''''''
And to top it all off in my first box I got 3 duplicates and the Mei voice line saying "I got you something"
Did all the fucking creativity at blizzard dry up completely after Halloween?
>>162697070
They know their audience
>>162697114
was my response retarded ? i just thought her rework is fucking awful and the only way she can be fully fixed is to just scrap her entirely
the only thing she panders to is console players because they cant fucking AIM
>>162697334
Anon, the legendary part of the Mei skin is her snowman iceblock.
What was fighting the Omnics like?
>>162697334
>No custom maps, just reskins
After the last two events what the hell were you expecting
>>162682697
I got 4 reapers
>>162697334
That Zarya skin though
God damn what were they thinking
>more fucking sprays
>more duplicate holiday sprays
fuck off I've gotten no holiday items other than skins and icons in like 12 boxes
Playing Overwatch reminds me how much I hate playing Overwatch because cockroach characters like Tracer and Genji completely ruin the game. Now with Symmetra's new Ult it makes fighting these characters even fucking worse. Holy fuck.
Are you not enjoying this *FREE* event?
>>162697403
a bag of salty milk
>>162697334
>And to top it all off in my first box I got 3 duplicates and the Mei voice line saying "I got you something"
Fucking pottery
>>162697070
TILL VALHALLA
>event drops
>excitement and complaints
>few hours later
>only complaints, same exact ones as when they started
hmmm... makes you think
>>162696814
I really wish theyd tone down the number of player icons. Im fine with sprays or voices but player icons are way to damn dissapointing to get. Especially since most are just generic christmas icons
>blueberry on our team isn't doing shit
>enemy 2 meters away from final cap
>Windowlicker has switched to Sombra
T-thanks.
>>162697482
But they're fucking trash on the current tank meta.
>>162697569
No it doesn't.
People who complain are often louder than people who like things, just look at /v/
>want to play a casual 3v3 for the box
>pick mercy, have fun
>2 stack joins where one picks mei, dies all the time and they both blame me
why do i have to queue into fucking stacks
this shit ruins the fucking game
>>162697403
Seems like it was pretty awful
>gotten 2 rares
>both coins
I'm level 40, I don't have a lot of skins yet. Give me fucking anything jesus christ
I want a proper scoreboard.
Fuck "but my feelings!!!" faggots, I want to be able to call out the shitter that didn't do their job. Even if that shitter is me sometimes.
>>162683572
PSYCHO RUSSIA
KNEE PRESS ZARYA
>Zarya will literally never have a good skin
>>162697504
It's alright. I like the King's Row changes.
I think the Mei battle is fun enough, would rather it had been a horde thing like the last one.
>*FREE*
I've got willpower so it isn't costing me a cent.
>>162697875
>implying the weightlifter skins aren't good
>>162697875
I just want her arctic skin without the goggles
>>162683978
>that thick pelvis
>>162697787
>playing Overwatch looking to validate MUH HARDCORE GAMR CRED
You already got a Competitive mode where people chimp out if you don't follow the meta, just be satisfied with that.
>>162697920
Yes, I'm implying that.
>>162697875
olympics skins you fuckin dip
>>162697482
submitted to scrubquotes
This Mei brawl/event had a lot of thought put into it but jesus fuck it is not fun to play
can I expect the popularity bar to dip after everyone gets their lootbox? cause that shit is WHACK
>>162697787
>stats in a casual game
I mean, even the ranked mode wasn't on their roadmap until people started asking for it in closed beta.
>>162697875
>what are the summer skins
Get out.
>tfw getting 170ms on games today
Thanks for the great servers Blizzard.
>>162697920
>>162697989
>>162698051
>that disgusting plastic ponytail
>>162697787
>I want to be able to call out the shitter
I get where you are coming from, but you are exactly the reason why it won't happen.
>>162697968
this
I'm sick of you seagull dickriders, you can fuck off already.
>literally can't stop winning loot boxes for some reason
What is going on?
>>162693439
Why is she giving him CPR when he's clearly awake?
>>162697968
>where people chimp out if you don't follow the meta
God damn I hate those faggot autists so much. "I read on the wiki, that the optimum team comp is..."
Followed oh so closely by the "if you don't let me play X, I'm going to spend the entire match jumping off the side" faggots.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11872274
>>162687113
>tfw no Swiss gf to make snow angels in the Alps with
I kinda don't want to live anymore.
i'm playing overwatch but after a game my hard drive crashes and I have to restart. what do?
>>162693535
>mfw i got scrooge mccree in my first winter box
>>162698505
start backing your shit up fgt
>>162697115
Well they could lower the price and refund the difference to players in terms of coins. But they won't
>>162698302
>"if you don't let me play X, I'm going to spend the entire match jumping off the side" faggots.
Haven't run into that yet but I'm sure I'll be pissed when I do. What can you even do about it?
>tfw you end up losing
>>162691138
>Pharas eyes
>>162698319
Fuck, I mixed the names up. Thunderbird was supposed to be Raindancer.
>>162698091
>>162691321
wow
that mixup is amazing
>>162698627
>losing to plat dps
>>162698648
'3'
>Basiton will never have a good skin
>>162698648
Mercy a cute but something about her arm looks kind of weird
>>162698648
Hilf.
Die Arztin ist zu süß.
>>162692081
my nigga
>>162698765
teammate died every fight as mercy and kept talking about switching but never did
>>162698627
>No Rein
You asked for it.
>people shit on mercy players in casual mode
kill me
>>162698648
>it looks like it has severed eyeballs attached to it
>>162698091
What are you talking about? Everything looks like plastic in this game.
>>162698851
stop playing her idiot
>>162698851
I have literally never had this happen, at this point I'm sure it's just an /owg/ meme
>>162693494
ego and autism is a bad combination
should i buy zen or winston legendary? i play zen more but his other legendaries are good, this is winstons only cool skin to me
>>162698681
I want to be one ;__;
>>162699042
>>162697334
I'm just going on Reddit and epic upboating every new thread salty about Mei skin and every petition to rework it or reduce it to Epic quality.
I know there is little chance for any of them to reach the frontpage, but just maybe one of them will. Redditors do vote like sheep after all and will upvote anything that reaches frontpage, and it's the only chance to get Blizzard to react at all.
>>162699042
>zens other legendaries are good
lel
>>162699042
I'd say Winston just because Zen has better skins overall
>>162699156
>ra
>ifrit
>not good
>>162697114
It's worth waiting. I don't think i would give up a Lucio on attack, and I don't think she'll have an easy time building ult like healers do. Probably not that good on KOTH. 2 CP and last point on payload will be pretty bad though.
>Santorbjorn in my free box
Literally the only must-have skin for me.
I'm so happy.
>>162699049
literally down to 31% win rate
wat do
>>162699156
...but they are they look pretty great.
>>162699616
Kys
is it a hot meme to make new threads and not link them
>>162697787
Pls no. I get enough from D.Va complaining they have gold damage when they've been shooting rein shield the whole game. If you don't already know why you're losing a scoreboard isn't going to help.
C-cute...
I gave up on picking real classes in comp. I now main hanzo and mei
rate my cancer levels
No alternate ult voice lines?
>>162699785
I did the same except I only pick Hanzo and Genji. Down to 1870 SR
>i want to make a Bei-by with Mei
>>162699785
Go main symmetra, she's the new cancer.
>>162699785
The fact that you are calling them "real" and "classes" makes you sound kind of retarded, but the fact that you are breaking away from the meta and playing what you like (I assume) is good, so I don't know what to tell you.
>>162682498
That's not net code friend. That's you. The net code works fine in every aspect, but your information is fucked on projectiles because of the way your router is managing the data being streamed to the server.
New bread
>>162699949
>>162699949
>>162699949
>tfw you finally figure out soldier's spray pattern
lmao i am unstoppable now
>>162699862
Pretty sure she's barren m8
>>162698773
>"Guys, what if we made Bastion something like a snowman, or a present!"
>"Nah Jim, that's fucking gay. Nobody wants a bastion skin for an event! You know what we need? A Zarya skin!"
>"R-really? This is such good news sir! Which idea are you going to use?"
>"I'm thinking of just giving her some white camo."
>"O-oh... is it Christmas related?"
>"It is not."
>"Oh. Any other.... ideas?"
>"I'm planning on making a Lucio skin."
>"Si-"
>"He'll also have white camo, but he'll also get a Santa hat."
>"Is it Christmas related?"
>"Do you count wearing a Santa hat while wearing snowboarding gear 'Christmas related'?"
>"Not really."
>"In that case it is not Christmas related."
>"God dammit. Anything else?"
>"I'm going to give Mei a Mrs.Claus skin."
>"Thank god, a good idea!"
>"Nah i'm just fucking with ya, she's just getting a reskin that makes her red."
>"I-"
>"And gives her a Santa hat. Also it's a legendary."
>"For fucks sake!"
>come back to Overwatch after about a week and a half of not playing
>get through the obligatory christmas stuff and hop into quick play
>get queued into Ilios, most of the team makes solid picks
>have two healers, a McCree, a 76, and a Hanzo (he pulled his weight tho), now we just need a tank
>and then there's this asshole
>picks Tracer, and when we tell him we really need a tank he calls us toxic for telling him who to pick and turns his mic off
This guy:
>goes off on his own 90% of the game and gets killed for it
>spams "I need healing!" And "group up with me!" Whenever he takes one fucking point of damage that he could just recall back or heal with a health pack
>gets killed by the most simple shit, like a Rein charging from half a map away or from emptying MULTIPLE CLIPS/RELOADS of shots into a Genji while he's reflecting and gets killed for it
>eventually our McCree took one for the team and went tank (God bless him) and the fucking MILISECOND the "whatshisname switched to D.va (Was McCree)" message appears, this piece of shit on Tracer SUICIDE BLINKS OFF THE MAP just so he could switch to McCree, who I think he may actually have been worse at
>we win the first round, but when we lose the second round (tying it up 1-1) THIS GUY FUCKING LEAVES, which pretty much guaranteed us the loss, someone on the other team even said "sorry your teammate quit on you guys" after the match
And you wanna know the real kicker? You wanna know the REAL FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP?he got fucking POTG for kamikaze pulse bombing on the point and getting three kills, which the mercy then rez'd
I was worried there for a bit, but I got all four Snowball achievements fairly easily, with only about 10 games. Now I can stop playing this brawl forever.
I wanted more Junkenstein.
>>162699785
>I gave up on picking real classes in comp
it took you this long?
>>162701323
>not being able to read enemies.
Weren't you told this yesterday? Stop posting how shit you are, we know.
>Playing new PC account
>Literally the world's worst Genji
>Level 29
>I have three of his legendaries
>Two emotes
>Highlight intro
Someone fucking kill me.
>>162697787
>but my feelings!!
You're the one who wants a trophy for being the best on a team that loses
>>get a legendary
>it's poo bitch
kill me
also fuck you jews from blizzard for nerfing 1-20lvl xp after prestige, how greed can you?