>>>NEW<<<
SRL IS LIVE
The Dawning is live, get your ass to the Tower
Update 2.5.0 patch notes: https://www.bungie.net/Mobi/en/About/News?id=45464&transparent=true
Latest TWAB: https://www.bungie.net/Mobi/en/About/News?id=45540&transparent=true
>>>RESET INFO<<<
Nightfall: Taken Nexus - Brawler, Grounded, Fresh Troops, Ironclad
Heroic Strikes: Arc Burn, Juggler, Catapult
Crucible weeklies: Zone Control and Rumble Supremacy
CoE: Precision Kill Bonus, Grounded, Specialist
Trials: N/A
Vosik Challenge: Activate 2 rooms each round, using dropped bombs to close doors
>>>LINKS<<<
Strike Specific Loot: pastebin.com/ALkpcq2j
Check Anyone's Status: destinystatus.com
Stats: destinytracker.com/
ToO Opponents Stats: destinytrialsreport.com
LFG Sites: destinylfg.net | destinylfg.com
RoI Grimoire Cards: ishtar-collective.net/releases/rise-of-iron
Dead Ghost Locations: destinyghosthunter.net
SIVA Engine Puzzle: 2g.be/tools/siva
Post yfw SRL
>>162694730
>not being Cayde's favorite guardian
Come on step it up you fags
Hype
>>162694730
>playing SRL for more than the grimoire
>>162694989
How?
I fucking suck at racing
>>162695203
its zero point grimoire m8. only shit that gives you points are the strikes
>>162695313
Didn't the maps last year have like +15 grimoire?
Well that's even better then
>All this new shit
>Still feel next to no desire to play
Fuck, I wasn't expecting this.
This nightfall is fucking ass
>>162695326
>autistheart
>>162695225
Xur Tag from the book then open the box in the tower
>>162695371
yea they did
>>162695624
git gud
>>162694989
>hyped for a reskinned thunderlord
how is this kid in alpha team?
>>162695684
Those are MY images thanks
>>162695624
What is it?
HOW DO I GET NOVA MORTIS REEEEEEEEE?
CAN YOU GET NOVA MORTIS FROM ENGRAMS?
someone stream srl so i have something to watch while I work on this bullshit assignment
Is anyone else getting this crazy spambot shit?
>4:20:159 on Mars
>28 second split for the second place guy
>Half of the racers didn't even finsih because I won so hard
Am I the Eurobeat now?
>>162696786
What spam bot shit?
>finally get home
>update is stuck at 'preparing to download'
>finally gets past that and begins the dl
>0kpbs
>pause and resume, doesnt help
>clear cache, also nothing
Are all updates like this or am i just extremely unlucky.?
>>162696401
No it's from a quest
>>162696360
You guys can be retarded see:
>>162695684
It drops at 370
>>162696878
Some site that sends spam enmasse.
Like 20+ every so often.
>when you hit a gate 100 times the same way then it just decides not to give it to you because fuck you
>>162696978
Sends spam where?
>>162696978
can you post a screenshot or tell us what the message says?
>>162695762
>Qullim's is better than Thunderlord
AYYYYYYY LMAO LOOK AT THIS FUCBOI
>>162694730
>>162697179
>>162697268
Its a site that sends spam to any psn you want.
Apparently you can just put a name in then select how many messages with a 25 limit cap.
A picture of it would contain the site and i'd rather not have this spread.
>>162697861
right, so what did the message say then?
>>162697861
>psn
kek
>>162694730
Did they make bunnyhopping as a Warlock easier or am I just trying to subconsciously turn this game into Titanfall 2?
>I'm just here to support my favourite Guardian
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE CAYDE GET OUT OF MY LIFE.
>>162697985
"Fuck of fag stop bumping me"
Apparently me trying to keep 1st place is preventing him from passing me which seems to have triggered him.
>>162698097
No idea but i swear my titan skating is somehow better. Like they increased sprint of in-air speed. I just seem to get massive air and i'm hurting myself slightly when i impact walls off of my first take off which never happened before. Usually took a bit of wind up for that.
>>162698146
liar
screenshot and blank out the website
>>162692452
>someone saved my fucking CoD AW emblem from the one time I posted it on /v/ like a year ago
I recognize it from shit like the backwards K on his face I used and from the other little imperfections on it. I don't remember ever even posting it in /dg/
>>162697993
>xbone
K E K
E
K
>>162698397
I only have a phone so i'm not sure how i'd post here or blank anything.
what's the easiest strike for a shitter to get gold medals on?
>>162698769
The Divisve Mind
>using the swiftriver
>hitting all gates perfectly and boosting to cut corners
>people somehow catch up
how the fuck? are there new faster sparrows available?
3/6 SRL
>winning a sparrow race with a 15 second lead on the guy in 2nd place
I'm a cornering god
What do you get for doing tricks again? I forgot
>Kinda like the new SRL gear
>3 defense and no stats
So what happens if I infuse this gear with another? Does it take the new gears stats? What happens if I infuse it again with something else, does it take the new gears stats again or does it do nothing at all and is just for vanity?
>>162699112
BOOSTO
>>162699290
It "has" stats, they just don't show up until you infuse it the first time
Name of animu?
>>162699290
It has stats. Inspect it famalam.
>>162699290
It's light level goes up, that's it
>>162699390
WRONG.
What kind of sparrow are you all using? Raid boost types, destabilizers, or better cornering?
>>162698397
Got an idea and I'm not sure why I didn't think of this earlier.
Post your psn here, i'll use the spam site on it, and you can post the picture however edited you want it.
>>162699480
But destabilizer types HAVE better cornering.
The destabilizer is your usual "better cornering" type handbrake when not airborne. Your srl gear even glows red to show you're hitting the breaks.
>>162699480
upgraded Xur one, it has higher normal top speed and way tighter cornering
>>162694493
Has anyone figured out how the fuck you do tricks on a sparrow? I've tried using the d-pad in the air but all I do is point
>>162699730
1. double check it IS a trick sparrow
2. blame bungies shitty detection
>>162698097
>Titanfall 2 reawoke my love for hipfire laser weapons that allow you to go fast while shoot'in.
>Nothing outside of tlw and being a shotgun shitter allows you to do this in Destiny.
Tell me I'm wrong lads. I don't wanna ads all the time anymore.
>>162699730
Do you have the right sparrow?
>>162699783
How do you determine one is a trick sparrow? I'm using one I just got from the SRL, you'd figure it would be a fucking trick sparrow
>>162699893
fusion rifles to some extent
>>162699992
If it has destabilizers it's a trick sparrow
>>162700342
Fuck. Alright, who sells sparrows with destabalizers? Sparrow lady doesn't sell any
Does the book have to be completed during this event or will it be up for the remainder of the year? I mean its not like SRL is going (it will be in private games) and the vanguard strikes are going to be scored beyond the end of festival of the dawn
>>162700704
Has to be done during event.
>>162700616
Nobody sells them far as I'm aware.
They can drop from all packages though.
>>162700704
It'll stay up.
>>162700792
WRONG
>got the cooler razer scooter from my second free package
Fucking neato.Its the one like jealousy, but with color changing pixels. Not the one with accents.
>>162701193
I thought you could only get one free treasure?
>>162700910
>>162700792
ffs come on
>>162701334
They said it would be up in the IGN preview.
How about you get off your fat fuck ass and google.
>>162701293
You get one free one, one from Rank 5 SRL per character, one from Amanda's box
>>162700704
Probably during the event.
It seems like a lot but i've already finished most of it and its pretty easy with some minor effort.
The strikes ones get done easily within 6 strikes unless you're with shit people, the nightfall challenge is impossible not to do unless you die as a team literally 80 times and don't kill adds, and i've raced since this morning and completed the sparrow half so a good few days of leisurely SRLing should do it.
Only real issue is the 20 bounties since thats technically timegated at 6 bounties a day. Even with 3 characters thats 2 days minimum.
Nightfallu
When you get the mei, zenyatta, lucio, roadhog, sombra and mccree skin without spending a dime
>>162701449
Zavala's bounties are daily? Thank god. I don't even touch my other characters, I was dreading the thought of having to do them on all chars.
havent played since before TTK, I'm lvl 34, where do I go now?
Which place initiates the TTK DLC stuffs? Also, are all of my weapons/armour shit?
>>162701862
No you fucking retard. Zavala's bounties don't count toward the book. The bounty bot's bounties.
>>162702016
>where do I go now?
>>162702121
I guess I didn't read it properly.
>>162702016
to leddit with ye lad
>>162701578
too bad you'll never be a real woman, BITCH
>tfw meme rollI Illin willin
>>162702595
Why do you say bitch so much?
>>162701371
>lying this hard on the internet
post the link fuckface
>>162702016
>>162702354
Aren't y'all a helpful bunch.
>>162703207
One of the more cancerous generals you'll find. DESU tho, if you have the DLC and you can't navigate your quest menu, you need to rethink things. Go to the tower, talk to somebody, look for a story mission on Dreadnaught.
1/3 NF join up.
>got Nova Mortis quest while half done Thorn void-damage quest
>finish both with the same sticky grenade
>next steps are both on the same strike
Something's up, this shit never lines up this perfectly for me.
>tfw no /dg/ bf
>>162702016
>>162703207
If you look at a door that says "Pull to Open" do you get someone on the street to tell you how to operate the door?
Open your eyes and ears you mong. Yes your shit is weak and sucks, its dated as fuck. Follow the big flashing triangles and read the quest descriptions. fug.
>>162703601
>Dreadnaught
TTK starts on Phobos
>>162704565
>bandicam
>>162704138
pick some lottery numbers, buy a mansion for all of /dg/ to live in.
Has anyone done the Speed Kills quest yet? Do I have to complete a few rounds of CoE or can I do one champion?
>>162704895
its 3 champion kills, so one run through. all the quest gives you is a sparrow though so have fun
>>162705015
and an erection.
>the vog and Crota sparrows go like 210 k/hr during that super boost right before they explode
>>162705558
>tfw win at the end nearly everytime by suicide sparrow
Post you're Sparrow Racing jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NVVC4Gl2E4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QaVzv5aR6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBOwPORHGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oDRhO2DOUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_pAa9252Uo
>>162705558
>>162705660
>>162705558
>mfw it's a shitty gimmick that only works on shitters
I don't know if it was like this during the first time it came around, but there's so many shitty players who don't know how to corner or understand how important your slide boosts are in SRL. I feel like a savant at this.
I've managed 12 wins out of 20 games and already at Class A.
I felt sorry for my buddy every time he raged over people in the bottom 3 ramming into him on purpose while I'm cruising in first place with 3-5 second leads on 2nd place.
I didn't expect it to actually be kind offun
>Graceful Sneeze
please tell me this isn't what I think it is
>>162705743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>162706220
why are white people so scared of dabbing
The new Sekrion and Taniks fights are cool. Pushing bosses away from being bullet spongs is always nice.
I haven't played the new Omnigul thought and I don't know if I will. I'm still really not feeling the game right now, despite all of the new shit there is to do and grind for. I hope this feeling subsides in time for me to get all of the time-based rewards.
>>162705743
WipEout soundtrack
>dragonheart saying that trick sparrows are for shitters
>gets last constantly
hahahahahahhahahahah
Anyone got lucky with ice breaker yet?
I still haven't gotten thorn, so ice breaker im probably out of the picture.
>>162706609
Isn't the only thing that matters is having the side boosts for tight corners?
Also isn't every RoI sparrow a trick sparrow?
>>162706389
Nice blog.
>>162706389
>I I I I I
You type like a child
>>162706759
Stunts charge your side boost.
>>162706770
Sorry professor, I didn't know that post was worth so much of my grade.
>>162706871
>>162706871
fuck off virus no one cares about your fucking blog
>>162706871
>tfw noobish is currently getting cucked by not only thunder, but an essay
>>162707056
People cared enough to reply :^)
>>162707149
I reply because you post hot babes I wish you were.
>>162706220
LOOK AT MY DAB, WHOOP, DAB, WHOOP
>>162706316
The hell is dabbing anyway?
>>162707459
Retarded hood rat shit.
>>162707459
ebonic 'chekem'
>>162706220
It's my new meme dance for when I use my Super on one person in the crucru
>games are finishing within 1 second of eachother
holy fuck this is sweaty
>>162706389
Taniks never was a bulletsponge. Omnigul fight is less annoying, but still annoying. At least they fixed the thralls not spawning right in the first room. Oh, and she still doesn't count for 3oC.
>>162707824
>tfw somehow meming and taking lead at the last second and winning by 0.05 seconds
>it's a someone trails behind you and rides your ass during a turn just to fuck you over episode
Uhh, so I won my first Sparrow match in first place, and I got a shader that makes me all shiny and gold, can't find any info on it on the Wiki pages...Did I just get blessed a Midas by RNGesus?
>>162708774
Yes. Become shiny and chrome.
>>162708774
Wiki pages tend to be slow
>>162708774
ARE NIGGERS ALOUD TO PLAY THIS GAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>162708774
>>162708774
What's the shader called?
>>162708981
>>162708774
My bad, it was covering the body at first
>>162708943
Yes, and I will literally cheat to win.
>>162709030
I just got that and the Truth golden ornament.
Ultimate in stealth
>>162709037
NANI!!?
>15 games
>0 fucking snow tracks
?????
???????
???
>>162709030
I got that shader just now
>>162709308
I literally just had it 3 times in a row.
>>162709381
Make that 4.
>>162709037
What sorcery is this?
>>162709456
If there is a god, he has left me
So does this mean solar/voidlord are event exclusive?
I'm going to have to fucking play SRL to get them. God fucking dammit.
Who here wants to race? I've been fucking itching to race with you fuckers for a long time now.
>>162709037
You're a bastard.
A brilliant, beautiful bastard.
>>162709707
>exotic weapons being event exclusive
Reddit will riot, bungie will probably find a not as festive way to fit it into the game
Just like the book, I doubt that's festive season related either.
Considering how reddit literally made bungie make it possible for Y2 Moments of Triumph to be completed within a week instead of a 3 week period should prove that by now.
>tfw I finally got NLB
Thanks Xur
So do you get icebreaker from that zavala gold nightfall bounty no matter what?
Seems like thats the only way people are getting it. Can you even get it from an engram?
>>162710021
From the bounty, but no guarantees.
>>162710223
Too bad it doesn't look like they changed it at all. Probably still not worth the slot.
>It's an everyone spams the sparrow horn episode.
>>162709707
What? Zavala's bounties are here to stay.
>>162710360
I like them :^]
A bit random and someone's probably already posted about it, but some of the lanterns in the Tower can be picked up and moved around almost like a relic.
>>162710478
You get the quests for solar/voidlord from the presents from the book tags.
>>162710292
It's usable if you have quickdraw.
>>162710525
They float up when you drop them too, it's cute.
>>162710525
Yep.
Also,BAVI
>>162710525
You just felt like posting your stupid picture didn't you
did they unfuck titan boost? skating feels way faster now
>>162710525
This might have been news 12 hours ago you stupid trap
>>162710360
>the new horns with no cooldown
>>162710525
>birds don't fly away
very important things
>skipped srl the first time
>probably skipping it this time too
Crucible seems to be the only thing that isn't boring to me
So you can get one of the sets of blue armor from the boxes, how do you get the other?
>>162710292
It's usable if you have quickdraw.
>>162711181
Zavala bounties
>>162710541
Oh. I remember deej saying you can get the quests from the nightfall bounties.
>>162711248
Ah, nice. Is that a chroma set too?
I just opened up Xûr's gift and I got two exotic engrams and a tattered schematic, which I assume starts up the quest for the Voidlord.
How do I go about getting the old green/blue armor made into legendary? engrames or do I grind out crucru or strikes?
>>162711432
Nope just plain old legendary armor
>>162711532
Zavala strike bounties and Dawning cash box
>>162711532
Event cashboxes and zavala bounties. There's just two sets, not transmutation of whatever you want.
>Super medals
How the fuck do you get this shit? Why am I stuck at 2??
>>162711673
play stormcaller
>Siva cluster notifications reset every time i start up the game
God, fix this shit, it's like the party invite spam but worse
was the blacklist pastebin still (You) before it was removed?
How useful is /desg/? I haven't played in a while, mostly been watching my roommate run crucible. SRL has me back in the swing of things, though. I just wanna run raids and strikes and shit with some bros.
>>162712035
>/desg/
>>162712035
we're not dead, but most people have formed cliques so 90% of people who post here won't play with you
>>162712035
It's like a highschool drama airing on MTV
>>162712035
i played only 3 hours after rise of iron release, haven't touched the game since
i'm probably 335 light still. i won't be playing tonight, but i might have the whole day tomorrow if you need me to be your bitch
>Get 100 kills with void abilities
>mfw I'm a titan.
I'm a hunter you warcuck
>>162712372
That's my issue, I'm only 346 myself.
That's a fucking shame about these threads, I don't want to deal with reddit, I just want some like minded dudes to play SRL and shit with. I'll keep posting and lurking, though.
>baboon errors every other SRL match
Fucking BUNGO
>>162712505
>believing anons
You're welcome to play with us
>tfw always wanted a gold shader
>aarus passage never dropped for me
>get the M I D A S before I finish C license
Thank you RNG simulator
>>162712398
Felwinter's artifact helps. Catapult is one of the heroic modifiers this week too.
>>162712474
>not linking to the post you're replying to
>not having all three characters w/ all subclasses maxxed out
W E W
E
W
>>162712398
Dude, Siege of the Warmind
Also,
>kills
It's "points" you illiterate schmuck
Are the Crucible playlists dead right now?
>>162712636
I decided to put on the Memory of felwinter and run through the mission where you run into the Hive on the moon for the first time and chuck some grenades into the room where the Hive are released from.
Can anyone clued into normie shit tell me what the suave dance is supposed to be?
>>162712725
Super dead.
>>162712725
literally no reason to play crucru when you get regular AND SRL drops in SRL. you also get the same rep if you use a booster and get in top 3, but games last 5 minutes so rep is unlimited. literally no reason to play anything else
>>162712505
that's pretty much what i did when i got the game for PS3 last christmas. didn't start posting with my IGN till i got my PS4, and even then it was just for LFG. the guys here are pretty chill actually, in spite of what the anons think of them.
dragonheart and ozyemdias for example. they're shit on constantly(it's been 3 months so i wouldn't know now) but a lot of /dg/'ers like playing trials with them
if someone here is streaming give it a go, they're usually pretty entertaining and relaxed
>>162712869
I always forget about story missions, that's a much better idea.
>>162713032
Completed it in one playthrough.
>>162712895
This.
>>162712975
I wanna do Trials, but I'm mostly garbage at Crucible. I'd like to give it a real go once, and I'd love to SHAZBOT with /v/ if at all possible.
dude
what if we nuke the darkness
>implying you can nuke a concept
>>162713378
you clearly haven't tried hard enough
>tfw the darkness the game talks about is the darkness within your heart and soul
>>162713229
i'm pretty much garbage at trials as well, but its still fun as hell if you enjoy crucible even the slightest bit.
>>162713470
type to stab your left eye, anon
>>162713451
Ideas can't be killed.
WRONG Emote when?
>the bounty bot has the actual bounties you need to do to level up the book
fugg
>SRL
>No eurobeat by marty o donnell
Why?
>>162714187
That new Campus song is fucking killer though
Shame it's nowhere to be found online.
>>162710360
>play the house of judgement mine horn
>figure if it gives me PTSD flashbacks it might do someone else
>everytime i ride up on someone i play it
>could be my imagination but it occasionally seems to make taking that person easier
>playing a match
>me and this one guy are sweating it up in 1st with everyone else a mile behind for some reason
>every gate is a clusterfuck between us as our sparrows keep riding over and on each other its so perfect of neck and neck
>suddenly remember the horn cause i'm slowly losing ground
>he veers off wildly and I don't see him for the short remainder of the race
>he invites me to a party
>instantly shrieking at me about being literal garbage and how i cheated or that my horn should be banned
>just this unending torrent of verbal angry shitposting about how i not only cost him the race but one of his controllers cause he whipped it at something when he lost the lead
This is why i love SRL. Every so often you cause this fucking avalanche of salt for the smallest thing.
>the randomly placed invisible vex jump gate on the snow track
literally for what purpose?
>>162714620
>tfw too fast
>tfw you never have competition like this
It's lonely at the top
>>162714984
Where is it?
>>162715068
I honestly wait till half a second after Go to avoid the initial pileup at the first few gates then zip around them. This guy just knew what he was doing and did the same thing.
>Valus whateverthefuck flees
>Get killed by him 4 minutes later
>then he actually leaves
>>162715730
I repressed all my memories of this strike after the Solar Burn + Grounded Nightfall
>>162715806
> literally every single enemy at the end of the strike did 5x damage to you if you happened to jump at any point
post a trigger warning before mentioning this NF
>jolly holiday can no longer be completed in SRL
Shitters BTFO
>the y3 speed kills questline requires a challenge of elders run
wew
>in Y1, element burns increased source damage by 3x for players and enemies
>then they fucked us over in Y2 by making it only do 2x for players but still 3x for enemies
>in Y3 they make it 2x across the board
fuck this shit bungie, I want to melt bosses in 1 minute with a fully prepped team again.
>>162715604
I generally get a lead in the first few curves and then never look back
The only time i ever have issues staying in the lead is in Shining Sands because the entire beginning part of that race is a bumper cars nightmare and some faggot usually glues himself to me while trying to land checkpoints
FORKLIFT
>Campus Martius
>Campus Martius
>Infinite Descent
>Campus Martius
>Shining Sands
>Campus Martius
>Campus Martius
>Campus Martius
>Get "Martius Momentum" emblem on the last race
I know what you're doing Bungie and its really pissing me off
>>162715806
>>162715995
>me and 2 titan buddies skated in that NF so hard no enemies could hit us midair
>just took turns unloading invectives as we flew by
>takes maybe a 20 seconds per phase
Git gud.
>>162716314
How much does the armor burn defense cut the damage now?
>>162716985
Enough so you can give your titan the smaller recovery subclass perk and not be oneshot by tripmines.
>>162717137
>tripmines
>strikes
So how do you actually use the Aegis shield in the nexus strike? Nothing seemed to work.
>>162717230
You heard me.
>>162717234
Super when you have it for a half second charge up cannon type attack. Takes out his shield for 10ish seconds.
>>162716749
this
>>162717234
When Kekrion puts his barrier up you fire the Aegis' Super at it to bring it down, like the Templar in VoG
>8 races
>Nothing but blues post game
>>162717319
>you heard me
Yes, and what you said was 100% retarded.
>>162717319
Yeah I saw other players being able to do that.
I guess I never tried to super while holding it, I just gave up and dropped it for other players to use.
Cheers anon. I'll give it a go.
>Open Saladin's gift.
>50 Motes of Light and 3 Days of Iron Ornaments
Why was Lord Salad's the worst gift?
>>162717363
I have never done any raiding, so this is new to me.
But I will try using super next time.
I wish the game explained it in some way. This is matchmaking with people like me who have never touched raids ever. How the fuck am I meant to know what this shield does?
I completely see why raids never had matchmaking.
>>162717475
Fuck you those Motes leveled up my gear best gift kys
>petra's bounties are daily
Muh dick.
God fuck Shining Sands, what retard greenlit this?
>pits everywhere
>thin chokehold areas
>arbitrary trivial last part where nothing happens
>that fucking bullshit 90 degree turn
If i lose i want to know that it's because who won was better, not that he got lucky and didn't get knocked off by other people
Maps that make luck come into play are always bad, it's mario kart random luck kind of bad
>>162717710
It is a tough fucking course. I fell down 4 times on my first ever lap, twice because the game restarted me over one of those pits.
I've kinda gotten used to the course, but it's definitely the hardest of the 4, and only for trivial bullshit that makes me want to throw my controller at the screen.
>>162717710
The last part is a bit weak, but the part in the middle with the rotors and pits is fucking amazing.
>>162717510
When you pick it up, your super meter empties, then fills up in about 2 seconds then flashes gold.
Also, there's only like 4 offensive inputs in the game, you could have just tried all 4.
>>162717415
I'm talking about those little trip mines of the vandals on solar burn. With burn defense up you'll survive one of those BARELY with 1/2 full armor. How is that retarded? I get that the pay off is retarded but thats legit testing and number crunching.
>>162717942
First, they just changed the incoming damage multiplier in this patch and there isn't a solar burn this week. Second, tripmines don't appear in strikes, so they can't have bonus burn damage Any week.
110% retarded.
>sugary shells dropping in SRL
ARGHHH I AFK'D MY ASS OFF FOR THOSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Shaxx gives me a weapon with Hip Fire and Third Eye
The fuck am i supposed to do with this?
>>162718438
>vandals don't throw trip mines that are also timed in strikes
>that shit is somehow the only playlist they do this
Lemme guess. Siva seekers only happen in the raid too.
The Speaker is selling Subclass Legendary Class Items from TTK, first time I've noticed
>>162718770
>vandals don't throw tripmines
Correct. Dregs throw shock grenades, Siva dregs throw a red ball grenade that blows up on impact.
>>162717936
I admit, I tried everything but the super.
I feel stupid.
But nothing in my experience of the game has ever worked like that shield. I didn't notice the super bar emptying and refilling, there's generally a lot going on in a strike.
At the end of the day, yes I should have figured it out. I don't know why I didn't. Which is why I dropped it and let a team mate use it properly and we finished the strike.
>>162718945
Hold up.
Are you legit retarded or are you baiting.
Remember when you were only allowed to have 5 bounties and had to physically hand each one in.
You guys like the dawning? Strike scoring is fun, will it stay after the event?
>>162719242
Neither. Tripmines only show up already placed on the map in only a few locations. Vandals don't throw anything, ever, in any mode.
>>162719340
Yes, it's staying. SRL will be in private matches.
It's definitely a step up from the Festival, feels like there's much more content and you can get more without being a good goy.
>clearly cross the finish line before the shoving tosser behind me
>he ends up winning the race some how
What the fuck bungo?
>>162719621
Welcome to SRL!
>>162719506
Its still fucking bullshit. You only get 4 boxes, so you're not even guaranteed a set of the armor (though I'm reasonably certain the radiant treasure replacement will contain it)
>>162719621
Does placing even matter? I've just started the quest for it, and it seems I'm still getting good shit even when I place low
>>162719814
It's just like the Crucible, placement doesn't mean shit when it comes to the rewards.
>>162719814
You need 1st place wins for the s-class license.
Good luck getting them when the laggiest of faggots get welfare referee to give them free wins.
>>162719919
Is there a shitter sparrow that gives you an advantage over the other cunts?
>>162719424
You're retarded. They throw grenades that stick and are a carbon copy of a hunter tripmine that is proximity AND timed.
>>162720459
No, they don't.
>>162720459
>shock grenades are the same as tripmines
wew lad.
>>162720251
Following the Make The Vanguard Smile questline will result in a Trick Sparrow with slightly better stats than the others, but it's a minimal difference and any Trick Sparrow will suffice.
Wear SRL armour. It makes your Side Boost cheaper and gives you more Side Boost Energy when landing tricks.
>>162720459
Maybe in the -stein universe, but not here.
Are all old SRL shaders back and if they are can you preview them?
>>162721174
u could always preview them at the shader kiosk
>>162721174
Yeah, you can preview in kiosk, and they drop post match SRL.
>>162721174
I've seen them drop, so they should all (barring Momentum's Pride) be obtainable. Previewable in the Shader Kiosk, 2nd page iirc
>>162721278
Only the ones you had
>>162720251
An overcharger if you're very good at it desu
>>162721337
Do you have an example of what you mean? I haven't used one since the raid they drop in was relevant.
>>162721337
WRONG
>>162721432
How do you mean an example? I'd need to find someone this season using one, and I don't think he's streaming yet.
>>162721441
It is not a debatable fact whether or not you can set faster times with an overcharger. You can. I can't speak for the new maps yet, but I have little doubt the people who are good at using them will once again set records that are unbeatable on trick sparrows.
>srl still gives out max LL drops for free
lol??
>>162721629
beats grinding shitty content you need actual people for
>>162721548
Yeah I guess I'm asking to see one in action.
>>162720251
I heard swiftriver-1 (fuly upgraded redbull sparrow) is somewhat better than your average trick sparrow
>>162721998
That and the RaF Tronbike have better stats, but I haven't noticed much of a difference on the track.
>Xe doesn't use timebreaker
Anyone for Nightfalls?
>>162722913
>using anything other than sol/void/arc scout
>rank 8 srl
>i know it does nothing
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Post times.
>patrol kill-shit-and-collect-triangle missions are bugged and dont actually drop triangles
how
>>162723585
RUSSIAN HACKERS
>>162723585
i just hit 4:12:32 on old russia
rank 32 both consoles ladder
>>162723731
Le ebin 2 year old bugs
Just scrap it and pick something else
The fun part it can also happen on the last array story mission and it sucks
>>162723317
Bumping
>>162724463
sure. but only if wego fast
>>162724562
Sure. I haven't done a nightfall since before roi but should be good.
>>162723470
>>162724562
Need another?
>>162725270
Yeah jump in. I'm shit
2/3 for NF
It's pissing me off that they ghost and Amanda constantly splerg out every time you go into first/out of first/finish a lap.
Does bungie think we're 12?
Can someone post picture of the srl armour? I'm not sure I wanna come back to destiny.
>siege boy drops a perf chest
>yay get to spend some of these hundreds of siva frags
>sniper and pulse ammo
>no need to reroll
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162725458
p-pls
>>162726276
"No"
>>162725745
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=SRL+armor
2/3 nf pls help a shitter
>>162726540
no Matista
>>162725680
Yes. That is their target audience. How does it feel to be the smartest kid with Down's syndrome?
here ya go mira
>>162726581
But it is I Mira
>>162726676
>honkey magoo
I'm white af and that shit made my sides evaporate.
>>162726676
>mass effect andromeda gameplay designer
Why does Bioware have to take a universe and lore that I like and put crying vaginas in charge of the games?
I hate giving them money, but I enjoy the games too much.
here ya go mira
I-if I play with matista will I be reimbursed with memes?
>>162726614
Does that mean I'm even smarter than you?
Anyone for SRL?
>>162727972
Soon as this NF's doneMira isn't shit
>>162728070
KK, I probs won't be on voice chat.I am aware of this.
>only two more wins and I'm fucking done
>>162728485
*bumps into your sparrow*
>srl rank 10
>still nothing
i did it for us, i don't have a problem
>>162728561
>every race is a fucking clusterfuck now with people shoving constantly for three fucking laps
>just get one
>buy a legendary chest engram from cryptarch
>61/61
>decrypt an exotic chest engram
>heart of the praxic fire 61/61 int disc
is this a dream? what is reality?
>>162728561
hey I didn't know you also posted on /tfg/
4 spaces for SRL
>>162729164
I don't. I don't even own titanfall
>>162729264
you sure?
I know you have the regret image saved on your phone and it was a phone poster
>>162729386
A lot of people have a lot of shit on their phones and a lot of people post from their phones.
>>162729386
This regret?
And I'm not the only person who uses a phone.
Anyone gotten Icebreaker yet?
xbone doing anything?
>>162729575
Nah. Its some bullshit where you get the item, talk to the gunsmith, wait a week, get your materials from gunsmith, go kill shit, wait a week, repeat steps 1-5 again then get it.
>>162729785
There's video proof of a guy just getting back it after completing a zavala bounty.
Srl ornaments are shit? Armour doesn't even change
>>162730006
It changes the coloring
>>162730006
Changes the color grids.
Yellows not the secondary anymore its the base layer and suddenly blacks the highlight etc.
>>162730169
>>162730248
Oh it wasn't showing up for me for some reason.
Still isn't, but cheers.
>only one more
How icebreaker acquisition?
>>162731364
Zavala nightfall bounty
Fuck off retard
>>162731364
get gud
>>162729238
I'll join
>>162731579
No need for that
>>162731604
Thanks
How do you complete 20 elite bounties? Aren't they weekly?
>>162732229
Are you retarded by choice or what?
>>162732229
bounty bot has bounties for it.
3 spaces for SRL!
>>162732324
No I'm just new.
>>162732353
Thanks, I thought he only had regular bounties.
>>162732381
I'm up for it, trying to get the speedster gloves
>>162695203
if someone isn't 400LL yet it's also a quick way to get 390+ drops
>all these newbies that keep trying to smack the nexus with the aegis
>>162733793
>mfw they start meleeing ads and just wandering around until they die
WHY PICK IT UP IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES YOU GIANT FAGGOTS?
It's the same with people who use the cannons to kill ads on Sepiks or the faggots who ignore siva clusters during Taniks.
SIVA REVIVES AND RECREATES SKOLAS PERFECTED RETURNS GUARDIANS
>>162734813
what
Eva makes my dick hard.
>Saladins box gives you 3 Days of Iron ornaments and 50 motes
t-thanks
>>162735224
>people payed money for this
Merry Christmas goys
X-KEKS BTFO
>>162735574
geez bill
HOW DO YOU GET THE ICEBREAKER?!!?
>>162735861
Bioware will be shit forever
>>162731579
Is it just RNG to get it? I finished his nightfall gold tier bounty and got a purple.
>>162736037
B I O W A R E Q U A L I T Y
>>162736115
fuck off retard
>>162735574
>It's just a mediocre gun, why make a big deal out of it?
>Tell him to delete this
Wasn't there supposed to be a Sparrow gear kiosk or something? I'm not holding this shit if I already have my Jade Rabbit gear.
Does anyone here have any other armor pieces for this set?
I'd like to see what the rest looks like. I ended up with two Gauntlets and nothing else.
>>162737062
It's in the same kiosk as the festival of the lost stuff
>>162737117
Oh shit theyre making green sets into legendaries?
>>162737117
Its the Knight set. Like Warlocks get the Tengu Operant set. Looks exactly the same as it the old blue stuff, just some parts of it are ornate gold and don't take shaders.
>>162737238
>jade rabbit gear isn't there
Well. This makes things difficult.
>>162737414
it didn't come forward. the new speeder set can apply ornaments to make it look like the jade rabbit set.
These rainbow medals are so annoying.
>A 2.045GB download is supposed to take 5 hours
Fuck this
>>162737595
but they're super easy to get. just get 3 quick primary, 3 quick special and 3 quick heavy. you can wait the entire strike inbetween them, as long as you get 1 of each spree to show up it'll count.
>>162737595
Start the Nightfall and kill the mobs at the starting zone.
>3 Primary
>3 Special
>3 Heavy
It will take less than 10min.
>>162737525
Complete with the bunny?
>>162738090
yes
>>162738090
moth people
>>162738452
The only reason we don't have Moth People is because they have too much detail. They wouldn't look good in 3D.
>>162738676
that and they look fucking retarded
>>162738452
kys
>>162738452
no one cares
>>162738923
he doesnt care that no one cares
>>162737657
>10 hours now
>>162738989
*grabs you by the boipucci*
Excuse me?
Good lord, SRL is so satisfying.
>>162740494
Hi clockwork
>>162740494
being that guy who lost 1st place is why I'm not playing this heap of trash anymore
>>162741118
autism
>only have to run over enemies and do 11 more strike bounties to complete the book
i guess 1 day of content is more than they've given us with live events in the past.
>>162741118
Howdy
>>162713967
What does Kevin Spacey have to do with /pol/?
>>162741335
>bitching about content from a free update
NEETs, everyone
>>162741768
i wasn't bitching tho, just being passive aggressive.
>>162720459
This post is so dumb I need to reply to it 7 hours later
Can the new Finisher Helmets drops with the superior Air Control perk? Both the one that dropped and the one at the kiosk have the shitty Fast Enter perk.
If not, you may as well hold onto your old helmets.
>>162742406
My warlock one did, but my hunter one didn't. Sucks.
>>162742406
I got one called the Threader that has it. I dunno if the helmets are class specific or what, but its for my Warlock.
Will my 150 speed sparrow be slower in races or do all sparrows go the same speed during races?
>>162742967
it probably won't matter.
Anyone for Nightfall?
>>162743271
1 sec, brb.
>>162742676
>>162742526
So it's RNG. Nice.
>>162743370
K, 1 more for 1 singular Nightfall.
>>162743506
I'm up to run one, I'll be on in a second, gonna have to switch gear over.
>>162737657
I have a 33 gig update for some fuckin reason. I don't remember deleting Destiny.
Oh shit, did I actually get a good roll for once?
If only it had a good sight.
Anyone up for some CoE and SIVA strikes?
>>162744039
Looks pretty solid
>>162742406
R N G'd
What do you guys listen to while racing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>162735861
stunning and braveRaid?
>>162743853
>What is verifying system files.
Cmon man.
Why is there dubstep in SRL?
1 more for a Nightfall.
>>162746645
Wait what she is supposed to disarm the guy?
She's just fucking taking the gun while her face spazzes out.
>>162746645
lol
>>162746898
wew
>>162746898
I'm down to help.
>>162747329
sorry but someone already joined
>>162747329
It was my slot.
>>162747329
I did say 1 senpai :)I'm need 1 more after this, Matt doesn't need another after this.
The candy apple shader is just god of war
I still need to do nightfall, if anyone is up for it. Only 1 run for me, but I'll stick around if anyone else needs help.
>>162747537
why are you complaining about free content, wow babby alert
>>162747592
Not an argument
F*ck you
Which of these Saladin's Vigils should I infuse up?
Void
>PB
>Enhanced Batt/Snapshot
>Hot Swap/EotS
Solar
>Smallbore/HLS
>Lightweight/Enhanced Batt
>Performance Bonus/Battle Runner
Solar
>Rifled Barrel/HLS
>Snapshot/Acc Coils
>Perf. Bonus/Life Support
>>162747723
>none have braced frame
Shard all immediately.
>>162747835
You're a shitter.
>>162747835
>>162747723
This tbqh
>>162747583
I'll help.
>>162747723
You need braced frame you fucking >>162747984 SHITTER FAGGOT.
Saladin's Vigil has Linear Compensator. If you need Braced Frame with that gun, you're objectively a shitter.
Range is by far the better option.
>>162747723
God roll is Braced Frame, Enhanced Battery, and Rangefinder.
You should shard those and yourself for asking such a stupid question.
>passed 1st semester of nursing
I would ask if anyone wants some SRL, but apparently I drive like a demolition derby
>>162749279
as a support worker for adults with brain injuries, im sorry for what you have to deal with on a daily basis. I can't imagine how shit the rest of the public are
>>162749279
>Nurse Wubsy
I feel for your patients
2 for Nightfall.
>>162749548
>wubsy
That ain't me. Is he in nursing too?
>>162749521
Lol, I've only helped at a hospital twice so far, both times were a long-term specialty unit for stuff like skin integrity. I like helping people though
anyone on xbox one wanna do crotas end normal? im still after the ship and at ir yut.
dont need a mic since mine broke
>>162749804
I'll help you out.
>>162749889
Oh great, thank you
2/6 if anyone else wants in
do you want to run sword?
>>162750064
I can solo it if you'll just help take Crota's shield down
>>162746870
What? I honestly have no clue.
>>162750147
Fine by me
>>162750209
>>162750147
ayy
getting bored of being first place in my titanfall games yet being on the losing team
room for one more?
>>162694493
Hello Internet friends, is there a way to get to a high level without doing the raid for raid gear? I stopped playing before the raid came out. I'm only 346 so I'm not even raid ready but was just wondering in advance.
>>162750689
you can hit max level without raiding, yes.
>>162750502
Invited you
>>162750689
all blues drop up to 385, do some archons forge
>>162750689
>>162750502
I'm a bit rusty at my Crota game, get in here
>>162750689
SRL seems to be generous with light level rewards
>>162750950
>>162750502
Want to do VoG or CE hardmode as well? im bored
>>162749521
dude ive been there, like some of my retards are okay, but there was this one faggot in a wheelchair named martin that would throw a shitfit if you didnt give him smokes, shit was gay, also fucking poopy underwear man
3/6 VoG HM
>>162751217
I once caught a poo as it came out of a guys ass because I didn't want to clean his wheel chair, top that
at least i had gloves on
>>162751182
>starts a 3-man VoG hard
REQUESTING REINFORCEMENTS
>>162751420
jesus christ, i dont have any poop shit, but martin fucking pissed his bed, then some how got out of his wheel chair climbed the stairs to the office i was in, in the house of tards, then fell and hurt his hand, i worked night shift so all of my wonderful tards should be in bed. ( i tucked them all in)
>>162751778
>i tucked them all in
good on you, nurse anon
>>162751450
>starting up a vog when i am about to go out
>forever 399
>just need 400 gloves
>blue engram decrypts to 400 Shinobu's Vow
>>162752109
Do some races they drop high light armor
>>162752019
i was not a nurse i was a tard wrangler, in a house of tards, night shift
>>162751450
Are you guys running no mic?
dying on confuxes, im sorry
>>162751778
>so all of my wonderful tards should be in bed
Wishful thinking really isn't it, i've got a guy who stays awake 3 days then sleeps for 3 days. Pretty frustrating on nightshft when he walks around stomping his feet, dripping tea on the floor i just cleaned up
So the Solar heavy is Abbadon, nice Bungie, keep ripping off other IPs
>>162752490
fuck man day shift people can die in a house fire, i hated coming in at 11 pm to start my shift and there is dried food on the countertop and all the dirty dishes from dinner in the sink, they didnt even soak that shit, one of the reasons i quit
>>162752587
its like you have no concept of greek mythology
>>162752587
Abbadon is a fire that consumes everything you moron it's ripping off the Bible if anything
>>162752587
not really. many things in this game are named after things from ancient religions/civilizations. abbadon is a big bad demon from the old testament
>>162752587
>more solar exotics
You know, I had no idea that once you put an ornament on a weapon, you could deactivate and reactivate it without having to get the ornament again. I have two MIDAs, one with each ornament, because of this.
post races
>>162746491
No judgement.
https://youtu.be/vhb97ITGVkM
>let my little brother play some srl on his account
>first match reward is a matador with rifled barrel, full auto, and last in the chamber (or whichever it is you get on shotguns)
>haven't even gotten a matador to drop since year one
Are you competing against people for kills and medals in the scored strikes or is it a team thing?
>>162753045
>that fireteam
cancer as fuck
>>162752637
oh god fuck my coworkers and leaving dishes from dinner 5 hours ago lying around in the kitchen
do you get paid minimum wage as well?
Can you get Imago Loop from the new Nexus?
>>162753334
Its all team based, but at the end of the strike you can view your own contribution to the total
>>162753451
No, only the new Titan mark
>>162753045
>4:17 on infinite descent
lol?
´>Downloading update file version 1.30
>1.627 GB
>99+ Hours left
I didn't want to play your shit game anyway bungie.
>>162754523
dude let it go, it's over
>>162754674
i know.
>>162754523
Childish
>>162754750
then stop posting about it?? I know you're literal underage and all but damn dude grow up
ARE CRACKERS ALOUD TO PLAY THIS GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
>>162754750
it was funny at first but you kinda need to stop now. You won, grow up, move on.
>>162754979
I still want to 1v1 him t b h
>>162755217
okay then message him, no reason to fill the thread with your drama.
>>162755316
I did, a couple of days ago
>>162753398
>>162755351
okay now stop, if he's not gonna reply there he's not gonna reply here.
>>162755479
>kazuto
what happened to him? i miss him.
>>162753426
no i got paid 11 dollars an hour, i would tuck my little faggots into bed, then either take a nap till 6 am, or watch shit on youtube till it was time to wake them up
Thanks for VoG and Crota people, good banter
>>162755658
>him
; h;
>get pissed off at all these retards that win because they shove everyone else into walls
>go to make a webm of me getting shoved into walls and off cliffs because I am pissed off
>videos won't load
Xbox live is trying to save me from showcasing my autistic fury, but all they are going to do is compound upon it.
It wasn't this bad last year until we got down to the last like 2 days.
And then year started off that bad.
Imagine how fucking bad its going to get at the end of it this year.
/matista217
>>162756185
i really really hope your cancer comes back and your school gets shot up
who thought rainbow medals were a good idea
>>162756532
The timer is really lenient on them. Super easy to get.
>>162756532
>There are people who can't get 3 kills with there Primary, Secondary, and Heavy
>>162756532
I actually think they're a neat idea. They promote switching up your playstyle and not just spamming primary.
>>162756728
>there
>>162755658
He went to a better place
>lead the entire race
>Last turn before the jump on mars
>gates decide to stop working
>3rd place activates his shitternet hyper drive, shoves 2 of us out of the way, and flies a mile and a half into the lead
>end up in 6th
Jesus fucking christ I hate games that make me play with other people.
Give me a time trial mode that I can play solo and let me try to beat times to get drops.
>>162756996
when daddy gives you cummies.webm
Finally Moonglow is mine!
Nightfall?Awesomeness-x
>>162757770
I'll help!
>>162756875
It was the proper use retard.
>>162757886
No, it wasn'tIt's "their"
>>162757986
>Their are people
are you for real?
>>162757986
>Being this fucking retarded
>>162758152
The people possess the guns. It's their guns.
>>162758152
The second their, anon
1 spot nightfall, one of my faggots quit on me
>>162758283
THE NIGHTFALL REWARDS, FUMBLES
>>162758769
the memes anon
>20 boxes
>no TLW 6 shooter ornament
god damn it, I wanted to self insert as mccree in destiny.
>enjoyed SRL yesterday cause of shit to work on
>today I struggled like hell to get the last two wins needed
>finished off the SRL quest, book and have all the vanity items from it
>won't touch it again unless friends want to play
I miss last years SRL when not everybody had a 160 sparrow and what not.
>>162759373
>Implying the overchargers aren't better
Then again you need to know how to use it, if you can use them you're a God, if you can't you're not going to contest with even a bad trick user
>>162759373
I miss when it wasnt such a sweat fest.
Its all fuckboys shoving people for a finish with under 4 second deviations.
I haven't had a single race (where i wasnt just too miffed to not bother trying) end with more than 4 sevond between first and last.
Shits ridiculous.
What the fuck is Felwinter souvenir?
>Doing the Nightfall challenge
>Guys ask me if I had a High Level Gjallarhorn to zerg rush the boss
>Doing Fear's Fucking Embrace timed run
>Realize you have to use Gjallarhorn to obliterate the Shade (Before I died again and had to stop before I broke my TV because FUCK FEAR'S EMBRACE)
So glad to see bringing Gjallarhorn back is finally reverting everything back to year 1.
>>162760921
what the fuck do you think retard
>>162761216
>he thinks gjallarhorn is required for anything
lol shitter
>>162761216
Fear's Embrace is piss-easy if you're able to get a sniper angle on the shade. Gjallarhorn was never needed for anything.
here ya go awesomeness
>>162761989
there should be a people who btfo joff club, im a card carrying member
>>162761989
Stop your one person circlejerk already
Do different controller schemes change the sparrow controls?
>>162762192
yes
>>162762192
maybe
>>162762192
I DONT KNOW
>>162762192
kinda
>>162758283
kys
>>162763673
You're shit.
>>162762192
Aiblins.
>>162763669
can you repeat the question?
>>162764147
Your not the boss of me now.
>>162763748
lol joff
>>162764482
Who the fuck plays with joff?
>>162764651
isnt he one of those niggers?
>>162765035
shit, wrong image
Just ignore him
>>162765297
what did he mean by this
>>162765297
fuck off retard
>>162765297
Silas, no one here gives a flying fuck about about /feg/. If you're bored, go fuck with /X/, at least there they have nothing better to discuss.
here ya go, awsomeness
wtf is the tiny dance from
>>162766473
Le running man meme face
>>162766473
hash tag running man challenge ecks dee
>>162766473
A vine of some idiots attempting to do the running man rather than the actual running man itself.
"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."
>Game dead
>General dead
>Heart dead
>Mind dead
Dead. Nothing doing.
>>162766805
As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.
>Trying to spam without a bot
This is some weak shit, son.
>>162767096
A long time ago as a young man I was walking through Central Park by my lonesome. It was a beautiful night, light sounds of the city passing by, but otherwise quiet. As I strolled throughout the park toward my apartment I heard the muffled sounds of a woman screaming, and just a few yards away from me I came across a half nude woman with two men on top of her. We briefly made eye contact and I could see a look of complete desparation in her gaze, a call for help. I kept on walking. Her muffled screams got louder as she realized that there was no hero of this story, no one to save her from the arms of the men viciously having their way with her. She was a lost cause. I knew that even if I tried to help her there was nothing I could do to stop those men. Your strategy has yet to show ANY inkling of a profit, and frankly, your product has no market. You are that woman I couldn't help. And because of that, I'm out.
>>162767280
"In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. THHHHUPUPUP Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years."
>>162767451
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
Does anyone want to help a 399 Titan do the Nightfall on PS4? I suck too much to solo but I'll try not to die too much. I also don't have a mic cause my thing broke this morning.
Thank you in advance.
>>162767815
i can help you in a bit, im gonna grab some dinner, add me bruh
Matista quit posting off topic for fuck sake.
Venus is such an awful SRL map, my god.
>that one boost gate where no matter what angle you go into it from, it's a coin toss if it will smash you into a wall
>>162769259
but i thought you liked being smashed?
>>162766931
Nah. Plenty of people doing shit we just have our own circles we're running SRL in it seems.
>>162769259
Venus is my favorite SRL map
Is anyone else getting fucked over in Patrol? I've killed over 20 or 30 bi-peds and Shanks and Servitors and fuck knows what else. Not a damn thing is dropping. What gives?
>>162769642
what are you looking for?
What the shit are the Cabal doing on Mercury?
>>162769805
It was one of them "kill and loot these things from certain enemies" type of mission. Had to first kill bi-peds. After killing a fair amount of them and getting literally nothing, I tried another of the same type. Kill dhanks and servitors. Again, nothing drops. Tried killing stuff in other zones. Went out to Orbit and came back. Tried again to no avail. I just quit the game and I'm trying to find a mission again.
>>162769259
well at least its the one youre least likely to get wiped out by some randos
>>162769894
Did you never play on Vertigo?
>>162766594
>>162766637
>>162766639
what's the running man?
>Getting 20+ second splits on people who are in second
>>162769259
Mercury is best map
>mfw no one knows how to take inside curves
>they get btfo
>>162769259
>the only map i consistently win on
What gate are you talking about
>>162769259
Sharp turn just before hand and strafe into it. You want to drift into it.
>>162770049
They're broken. Ignore them. >>162770970
A dance.
>>162767815
>>162767912
Still doing the NF?
1-3 nightfalls anyone?
>>162771343
yee boi, whats your psn
How do you know when you've reached the 77 hours required for the emblem? don't you have to enter a code or something?
>>162772060
>2017
>people STILL using the wrong weapons during burn playlists
good ol thread, nice and dead again
>>162772969
r a i d never?
>>162773009
get 4 more and we can do it. I'm always up for it
>>162772765
>remember that its arc
>throw on my zhalo and my arc shotgun
>finish the strike and get 341 drops
>forgot that my zhalo was 320 and it somehow dragged me to 340 from 386
>>162773387
3/6
>getting first place in srl with a burning spearow
>>162772765
>drop in
>someone is using thorn and solar sword
>other guy is using solar fr
looks like the update brought back all the retards
What's the range increase from Hammer Forged vs. Rifled/Reinforced. I know Rifled is better. but I'm curious and my googlefu seems to be super weak today.
Anyone lurking bone-diddlers want to do some SRL? Kell wants toboostclass A kek -beanbag
fucking haakon 3 times in a row
>>162773986
Inv
>>162774223
now 4. am i doing something wrong?
Anyone for a couple of nightfalls? going for the bounty
>>162772969
Me and my friend want in on this
sparrow racing fucking blows nice content bungie
>>162775151
>>162773441
wrong post, right guy
>>162774915
we meed one
>>162774915
I'm up to run one
LEL JOFF
ILL WILL IS BACK BABY
>>162775324
Aight. Just grabbing my gear
so 5/6 for raid or what?
>>162776216
4/6
>>162776231
I got a buddy with me
Any space or nah?
>>162776412
Fuck forgot name
>>162776441
plenty of space in the blacklist for you
>>162776514
joff, when are you 1v1ing matista?
What is the best perk for a warlock super?
Song of flame
Radiant skin
Fireborn
>bean didn't know until now that ornaments can be deactivated
>>162776658
in what scenario?
>>162776782
kill yourself
>>162776782
Who cares
Noobish how many raids are you doing?
Mercury and Earth are fucking SHITE track designs
>>162776782
>>162777049
Why?
>>162746491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qclM9htMoeI&list=PL3FC1D090B1F5B4BF
>>162777141
Umm, because I want to raid??
>>162776812
Boss dps and mucking about
>>162777049
>not liking Earth
You disgust me
>>162776782
>Dunemaker ornament
>no icebreaker
Sorry Noobish, but I won't be able to raid.
Zippy can take my spot.
>>162777471
Wow that sounds like shit, your taste in music is awful.
so 4/6 then or still 5/6
>>162777613
I was talking about the SRL tracks
And once again. Anyone for a couple nightfalls?
>>162777627
Fireborn decreases your super time by 33%, so less grenade chucking. You should probably go with song of flame to help your whole team, as radiant skin just increases damage resistance by 5%.
>>162777971
Because they're both awful and I can't stand them.
Not only because I'm bad at them, but because I can't stand how much airtime you can get on them.
Maybe I'll get used to it.
---
OK I'M RUNNING THIS SHITSHOW
1/6
>>162778212
Omw
>>162778212
Use your bewst
>>162778212
Joining
I got taehoon with me
Full 6/6 thanks for applying.
>>162778212
Do you mind taking a first timer
>>162777802
It's the first DJ Fresh album. don't be rude.
>>162778212
is zippy or noobish with you?
Exultation Mask is GOAT
>>162778212
>9th for Venus
Nice
Bet you feel like shit it's not on zippy though
>>162775532
>tfw I have this meme roll
It's fucking disgusting.
Still not a great gun, but it is fun.
>>162778435
Yes, it's the only reason raids happen here ffs.
>zippy posts
>Gets a raid full
This general is the worst general out there
I'm going back to /feg/ to shitpost
>>162778105
Bumping
>>162778528
Whoops forgot pic
>>162778996
Good riddance
Need 1 for nightfall
>>162778480
https://a.pomf.cat/obaplf.webm
>>162746491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
>when I let off the trigger just a little bit AND I SUDDENLY FUCKING STOP TO A DEAD HALT
>>162779693
I'll come yo
For Kell
>>162780082
Faggot genocide when?
>>162780082
>Bv will never give you a headpat
y liv
>when I die twice landing out of the warp gate on venus in 1 race
>yfw bv is a 250 lb neckbeard in ripped kneehigh socks and a skirt made out of an old curtain
>>162781404
Still smash
>>162781485
Yea with a fuckin sledgehammer
Daily reminder that if you participate in Goy Racing League you need to kys.
qt trap power rankings
ytc
kazuto
bv
-----------------------------------------
POWER GAP
-----------------------------------------
cherry
apple
>guy in 2nd place spends the entire race spamming his horn for 2 races in a row
i want to die
1 ONE day after the update and the thread is dead.
Haha were fucked
>>162783041
We're not dead, you just can't post while racing
>>162782248
>already spent $200 to get literally everything i needed on all 3 characters
Don't be mad just because you're poor.
There needs to be a leaderboard for strikes
>>162783041
A. Can't win the race and post. pick one.
B. Most of us have circles of friends we knew we'd be racing with and doing shit like strikes WAY ahead of time so we don't often come here to fill up
>>162783175
Not until they fix the scoring. Being able to get points off enemies outside a darkness zone makes it way too easy to farm points.
How hard is it to gold the nightfall for the bounty?
>>162783378
Incredibly easy
>>162783378
solo = impossible
2+ = easy
THE BUSINESS IS BOOMING AGAIN
>yfw second place is thinking he'll pass you as soon as you make a mistake
>>162783137
Good boy.
>>162781534
>>162783378
Easy. You'd literally have to wipe 25+ times and run past every enemy for it not to happen.
i want to impregnate yellowteacup!
>>162783874
Physically impossible.
kell best trap waifu
>>162783989
>ywn watch bean and bv make sweaty passionate love
Need one for nightfall
Is it bad that I'm enjoying using the Time Breaker "Warp Speed" Sparrow in SRL?
hopscotch with full auto on a scale of shard-10?
>>162784057
>ywn never get to play with Sodachugger again
>>162784147
i thought the rabbits were bad
Whoever designed Haakon's Precipice needs to get raped by a pack of wild AIDS ridden niggers.
>>162784420
Gabriel Reyes!
>>162784430
I second this.
>>162784532
>Gabriel Reyes!
I knew you were the yellowteacup shitposter
Gosh you alpha memers are autistic
>>162784430
Was it the Forklift or the Spinning Pillars?
>>162784659
BOTH.
I unironically want to kill something right now.
>>162784397
>tfw sodachugger will never split a 2 liter cola with you over a cheesesteak and hardcore gay porn
>>162784658
¡Gabriel Reyes! [En Español]
>while trying to get first play for the S rank part of the SRL quest I consistently mess up due to stressing myself out
>afterwards I get first place in like 5 games in a row when I'm just playing for fun
There's something about specific requirements like that which just makes me perform worse.
>>162777787
>"Impossible odds? More like possible odds."
Got me.
>>162784758
For the forklift I try to turn before I get to the gate. Once I pass through it, I immediately side strafe to the left to avoid it completely.
Spinning Pillars though.... pray.
>>162784924
don't stress your cute little head out and pay no mind to anything else but the race. i noticed i won more races with a plug in my ass so you could try that!
>>162784924
Yea its called buckling under pressure, its what people do when they arent confident in their skills.
>>162784924
you had at least one dedicated blocker. you're welcome
Discovery of the day: putting plain ham into boiling ramen and a small dash of soy sauce makes it taste vastly better.
What's the best Auto Rifle for PvE?
>>162785857
Colt pls
>>162785857
salt. so much sodium, enjoy your high blood pressure
>>162785857
yeah now try it without the ramen
*lifehacks*
>>162785857
>Eating shitty ramen
Enjoy your early death, you salad dodgin, sodium snortin, lard gargling fuck.
>>162786019
>he doesn't enjoy the benefits of potassium rich diet
>>162785141
would you a qt passable trap?
>>162785906
you don't use auto rifles for PvE, if you do you're getting kicked
>>162786430
>implying you can kick the team leader
;^)
>EDGELORD NAME OF THE DAY:
K0rruptDevil
>>162786430
Zhalo, you retard
>>162786430
>not using Zhalo
Guess who is getting kicked?
(You) are!
>>162786527
>he hasn't seen 1ra3pdyr/\/\um
>Got three treasures.
>Got three spectar helmets.
Did they seriously not learn a single fucking thing from sterling treasures?
>k/d finally starting to go up
>0.99 from 0.98
Looks like we're finally going to turn this franchise around.
>>162786886
are you being retarded on purpose or what
do you not understand that RNG loot boxes are RNG for a reason?
>>162786886
That people would give them money to buy more of them?
>>162786886
looks like you haven't learned lmao
>>162786573
>>162786632
Enjoy getting kicked shitters
>>162786657
>slashes in a GT/PSN
Oh, nice bait tho
>>162785906
Genesis Chain is fun
>>162787948
Kicked.
>>162787801
Who here uses Shinobu's?
>>162788001
>he can't use any gun to beat any situation
kicked
>>162788121
nice try joff
>>162788001
Unlike you, I have friends to play with.
>>162788210
Says joff
>>162788210
"Hey, why isn't anyone talking about Joff?" -Joff
>>162788210
JOFF EXPOSED
>>162788345
>>162788610
>>162733793
>>162733932
This is what happens when you let newbies play shit that's meant to be a callback for older players. I swear they get greener and more retarded every year
>>162787495
>>162787507
>>162787793
Wew lad, admirable, defense force takes no vacation, huh?
>>162788714
Its a work day you fucking neet
>lose race because bunghole took away the sparrow perk on the Y2 helmets
Some of you guys are alright
>>162788996
>losing to someone that lost to noobish
>>162788996
>He doesnt have a pitch helmet
>>162788996
Another thing you didn't get first in, the list keeps getting bigger huh?
>>162788873
Sorry I don't follow mongoloid tradition.
HE DOESNT KNOW
>>162792420
FUCK OFF
>nobody ever uses the SIVA shortcut on Haakon Precipice
>>162790982
>having a job is a mongoloid tradition
Forgive me don, for I have sinned.
>>162792554
>That trip
>>162792550
>needing a job.
Fucking mongoloids.