/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

1st for medbay

Nth for cute, male husbandos who do not crossdress!

2nd for the rancid state of /vg/ and push back that led to discord, thanks for nothing newmoot

4th for SJ_Benster!

>>162669334
what's a cute name for a cute husbando
I can't think of something that isn't just a straight up girls name
I think that boys with girls names that still act like cute boys are better than boys with boy names desu

>>162669334
But who are they?

>>162669410
7th for intigracy!

7nd for borers a cute

>>162669410
Go away my man.

>>162669334
>>162669481
is this seriously /ss13g/

what is supermatter, anyway?

>>162669481
I have a firm conviction that Sammy is the gayest name possible.

>>162669670
if a person is posting in the thread then they're not playing the game
you can safely ignore everything in the thread that isn't posted between rounds
that said, I play and am a massive faggot, but I at least try to keep it toned down if not hidden entirely during a round
I probably fail

PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY

>>162669757
matter that is above regular matter.

>>162669670
it's /vg/.

>>162669130
>no last time: in the OP
it's shit

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>>162669783
come to think of it, I ERP'd with a good few Sammy's
I think that Marty is a pretty gay name, but that might just be because of I SUCK AT "VIDEOGAME"

we do need more cute boys desu

>>162669757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIiBB1dA-3o&ab_channel=Probe1#t=5m

>>162669783
Sammy is a nickname for Samuel, isn't it?

>>162669757
It's matter with the ability to lose energy without bounds. Make it lose energy (radiation) too much too quick, and it falls to an energy level below ground level. Then it pulls the entire Higgs field into itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI

1st for no one stopping the roboticist from building a honk mech.

>>162670426
F I V E (5) HONK MECHS

24rd for removing the toxins scientist and roboticists hands at roundstart for prevention of harm

>>162670153
Samuel! That's my boyfriend's name! Samuel J Benster!

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>>162669334
>tfw no hazubando
>>162670426
When you robust it.

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>>162670426
2nd for HONKing everyone to deafness.

>>162669783
Sammy is a girl, silly.

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>>162670614
>mfw honk deafens everyone on the shuttle
>mfw someone pulls an ion and the driver gets instantly lynched

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>tfw nobody checked the crew monitor the whole round

>>162670740
>google images sammy
>only dudes
hmm

>>162669821
I was gonna say "/pdg/ isn't like this", but then i remembered that they all wanna suck the tranny moderator of the steam forum's dick. Fucking /vg/

Is now a good time to get back in to ss13?

>>162669785
Fuck off Ailsa you're a gigantic faggot with disgusting fetishes
Stop coming near me in game, you make me physically sick

>>162670896
It's a girl.
>>162670945
Sure, come waste your youthful years with us.

>letting the roboticist live
>after he says "hey clown come here"
>OVER THE COMMON RADIO
I know we had a ling problem but really

>>162670295
oh
and here i just thought it was a magic space rock

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>>162670943
>average /pdg/ OC

>>162670943
I think most of the gays left /v/ back during the split

>>162669785
Stay here Ailsa you're a gigantic okay with fetishes I don't agree with but you've never said anything about them in game so I don't care
You can come near me in game, you don't give me any certain feelings

>>162671006
i like ailsa!
they're a good new cop aswell

>>162671143
this desu

>>162670740
Fuck off Sammy, every one of your chracters makes me cringe by how hard you try to be a meme waifu.

>noone will every finish an updated version of SS13

I swear if somebody would just have a stable team I would be more than happy to join

Most robust active player around in the server reporting in, give me your best captain's gimmick and I'll do it tomorrow.

Why are scientists allowed to live? If the round lasts longer than 20 minutes they start actively causing human harm out of boredom.
>hey lets build plasma bombs for miners oops where did those go I just set them on the table a second ago
>haha rapid syringe guns full of chloral! lets drop them near security and the med bay. no need to let anyone know we made them
>you know what would be cool? non-dna locked durands, left everywhere
>lets build a honk mech
it just gets progressively worse

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>>162671006
I keep telling you that I'll stay away if I know who you are you absolute cock
Literally all you have to do is tell me who you are and I'll never be within a screen of you again
>>162671257
I literally blew myself up as a nukie
unless you mean as a police officer in which case I'm far too unrobust to be considered "good"

>>162670896
a lot of black dudes at that

Is there a limit on speaker assemblies? I want them to speak into a radio, but is there a limit to how long their input can be? I just want to read to the station easily...

>>162671127
You just reminded me of a general that doesn't waifu fag
fucking /cfog/
Yes, Split reminded me of it since they split from /fog/ because of waifu fagging buffyscales
>>162671124
Yeah. Also clover SFM porn. So bad

>>162671385
your sacrifice as a nukie was honorable. i appreciated it my friend

>>162671347
Whatever PJB, go make goonlights update instantly at once

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>>162671347
>ss13 ever leaving the byond hellscape

>>162671385
>tell you who I am
>so you can constantly harass me

Lmao no go back to playing with your fag buddies and drooling over their dicks

>>162671425
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Assemblies

>>162671315
I'm not Sammy and I think you're right.

>>162671529
I literally have no idea what this means

>>162671547
The population would get 10 times bigger if someone moved SS13 to another platform with stable multiplayer

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what is causing this?
been a gud boy.
happens randomly.

>>162671378
Donald Trump

>>162671384
Why is anyone allowed to live? If the round lasts longer than 20 minutes they start actively causing human harm out of boredom.

>>162671378
Donald Trump

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>>162671653
It will never leave byond

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>>162671503
It wasn't even because I wanted to go out in style, I keep my creatine pill for that
the timer just took too long and I went back to check like a tard instead of leaving the bomb alone
at least I was carrying enough extra bombs that it blew cryo up
>>162671553
I mean, alright
If you feel I harass you then you can file a player complaint or a ban request
I won't contest it

>>162671384
Blame the RD then, they are the one who oversees the autistic child day care.

>>162671771
It deserves better

>>162671730
>anyone outside of atmo being capable of the devastation the average autistic nerd is

>>162671824
either was, it was respectable. the russians took over our ship anyways. would nukeop again

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>>162671916
Probably but many tried to move it off but all fail. Are you the chosen one destined to be our savior??

>>162671824
>being this much of a passive aggressive little bitch
Jesus christ would you fuck off already you autistic faggot
I can't wait for the day of the rope so I don't have to deal with fags like you shitting my game up anymore

>>162671824
I like you.

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>>162672079
>this much pent-up anger
>M-MUH DAY OF THE ROPE

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>>162671653
>We'll never have servers with 300 people on multiple stations fighting for territories and the rights of their companies

>>162672279
>implyign daddy trump won't make the day of the rope come

He said he'll make america great again and he meant it, all the fags and the libtards who think he's not going to do it are just trying to make themselves feel better about their inevitable demise at the hands of the god emperor

>>162672079
I didn't mean to come off as aggressive
I'm being honest here, if you feel I'm being offensive in-game then I do ask that you either elaborate so I know what to fix or go straight to the forums
it's no good whining on the thread, I won't get b& unless you make the request
once again, if you make it, I won't contest it

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>>162671916
It really does.
But good things don't deserve to happen like that.

>there will never be a successful remake of ss13 with a cohesive arts style, a well developed feature base that doesn't have 5+ years of feature creep, and a well thought out gameplay corner stone for further modding on a efficient engine.

Kill me

>>162672416
I can't imagine being dumb enough to actually believe this

>>162672481
What the fuck is feature creep?
>>162672512
Don't superestimate people.

>>162672512
He's obviously falseflagging true and honest Trump supporters/ parody of /pol/ memes

>>162672432
if u want a second opinion i think this guy is just mad because of things you've said in thread. in game you really aren't even close to a shitter. you're a good player imo

>>162669410
Stop shit posting about yourself, it only happens when you come online

>>162672512
I can't imagine anyone being dumb enough to think a reality tv show host was ever going to be president.
:^)

>>162672582
Not him but feature creep is exactly what it sounds like. More and more features get added. Like adding DNA limiters to weapons, or different mech types, etc. It usually causes imbalance and unstability

>>162672481
Problem is it needs a team of people, I really wish I could, but as a programmer I can just see how long it would take and it wouldn't be fun. A team of hobbyists could produce something, but a one man squad isn't going to be much

>>162671378
Trump station and then green it.
Bonus for starting a race war.

>>162672979
>we're going to build a wall, and we're going to make the vox pay for it
>escalate until you create a WALL lawset that makes the AI deport all Vox, out of an airlock, with no suit

>>162672972
So you want to always play the same game for years on end?
SS13 just wouldn't be the game it is today if it was mechanically simple.

>>162672631
>falseflag
>seriously thinking trump supporters aren't that retarded

They're dumb enough to elect a reality TV show host who's only concerns lie in how he can make himself richer, they're dumb enough to think he can commit mass murder of american citizens

>>162672979
Most overused retarded gimmick

>>162672979
>>162673260
It's been done hundreds of times before and nobody liked it.

free kingston

>>162671579

Not entirely what I meant- is there a max string length that I can put in to a speaker?

Now I've got a username ban, an IP ban, a cache ban and a Computer ID ban.

It keeps building!

>>162673860
All dodgeable

free avada

>>162674105
Yeah I just gotta find out how.

free kingston
>>162673860
install vmware and a vpn matey

>>162673559
Day of the rope doesn't necessarily imply mass murder
Remember Krampus?

>>162674245
>VPN
>vmware
no
I got better tactics.
Just gotta figure out what the computer ID is actually based on.

Can't seem to get rid of Citadel's ban for it.

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would you play on a serb with
>every single race ever coded into the game
>bodily fluid verbs
>ERP mechanics
>no rules
>atmos/bombs/etc. dismantled at round start (need to be set up)
>respawns on a short cooldown
>resets at a regular interval to prevent week long murderbones
?

>>162674454
Add another hard drive

>>162674263
I don't think you quite understand the reason they're both wrong in what they think he can do, and moreoverly, why it's generally considered morally wrong by most people (read: not /pol/ or 4chan in general) to want it to happen.

>>162674567
no i for sure wouldnt

>>162674567
No. That is not at all what this game is about.

>>162674567
hell yeah

>>162674578
is that really what it's based on? Hard drive properties?

>>162674605
I'm not the guy you were talking to and I have no opinion on the matter, you're just wrong in thinking he must have meant mass mder

>>162674605
what are you even talking about?

>>162674807
>day of the rope
What else could it possibly mean OTHER than mass murder/etc?

>>162674824
Retarded trumpfag went on a rant about 'muh day of the rope muh fags /pol/shit' earlier in the thread and apparently 'day of the rope' does not in fact mean rounding people up and executing them?

>>162674775
The anti-ban evasion code is in the sekrit repo so nobody can crack it. It's ridiculously thorough, as good as it will ever get without HWLink.
You need to change every single thing at once to not get detected.

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>>162674567
>snowflake races
>erp and shitting/pissing features
>thinking the sort of people who do that sort of shit even remotely play atmos tech in any decent shape or form
>respawns

Its like a tranwreck of a shitshow, the genital mutilation porn of ss13, its disgusting to everyone with a brain, but you just know someone out there would be serious and play it.

>there are still people who pretend to be me even though I stopped playing almost 1,5 years ago
Why?

>>162675224
Who exactly are you my man?

>>162675057
Day of the rope does mean mass genocide you should just drop it before you shit up the thread more

>>162675179
It'd be a living spectacle. A monument to human depravity.

>>162675281
It is I, Shiggypiggy.

>>162675224
then why are you here?

>>162675605
I hate you desu shiggy

>>162675605
how does it feel to have lost the love of your liofe twice

>>162675674
I shitpost a little here and there for good fun.
>>162675743
It's ok I hate me too not really

>>162675605
Why are you even here though
You stopped playing, you don't play anymore, ergo you need to leave

How's my impression by the way

free kingston

>>162674454
changing your hard drive's UUID and the slot(port? idk) it's in will do it (or it used to, ive been out of the ban evasion game for a little bit)

evading without a VM/VPN is definitely worse though imo, like it'd take me three minutes to go from banned to playing again using that setup because all you have to do is edit a text file, reinstall byond, and connect to a different server on the vpn versus fucking around with weird command prompt hardware spoofing programs/changing mac addresses/restarting router

now all that said i believe there are a few evasion programs out there that will take care of HWID and cache bans for you, but lol im not running a .dll that i downloaded off a pastebin link

>>162675547
Handsome mice experiment but with humans

>>162675890
What do you think about current admins?

>>162675605
Shiggypiggy what is your comment on the deprivation of the waifu commodity while Husbandos are on the rise

Would you go gay for Ailsa like 50% of the waifu consuming community

>>162676176
he already went gay for freakingabonk

>>162675885
Only once my man.
The first time I actually gave a shit, the second time I just got too tied up in the waifu business to draw a line between IC and OOC. Still though, I feel as if things could be better, but not really beating myself up about it.
>>162675956
It's okay but work on it a bit, could use improvement. And I dunno why I hang around.
>>162676043
Honestly I don't play enough to hold a solid opinion but it wasn't as bad when I was an admin, much less infighting back then.
>>162676176
As one of the pioneers of the girl (male) meme, I might. But the general trend is just aligning with gayness being the new hip thing online. Nerd gay and all that stuff.

Anyone here play colonial marines?
>wake up from sleeper
>bullshit around with bravo team while waiting for debrief
>marines soaping each other up
>no CO, pilot is our highest ranking officer
>"We're gonna go, we're gonna conquer, and we're gonna get some! Thats the brief men, load up!"
>OORAH
>Alpha, Bravo, and Delta all squeeze into the pod like sardines
>Touch down planetside set up an fob in tcoms
>move the squad up to hydro, fixing floodlights, setting up sentrey guns and taking potshots at the occasional lizard
>find a river with a bridge
>charlie and bravo set up on the bridge, bravo lead off on his owntelling us to get on fit
>suddenly aliens come poring in from their nest
>hold the line, pulling people back to triage in fit
>get facehugged trying to save a marine from boiler gas
>marine drags me back, doesnt try to tear the bug off
>cant tell them im infected because its an arrpee server
>go back to the line, we have them on the ropes
>running low on ammo, start running low on bodies too
>bunch of us fighting off a rino thing thats tossing our boys off the bridge
>suddenly chest bursts, was so busy fighting Id forgot I was pregnant
>buddy blasts the worm and marines are forced to fall back to fit

This game is balanced like shit but its fun as hell. Rounds are several hours long, which can be good or bad.

Hope they made it out, had to leave after that.

>>162675968
figuring out how to change the hardware shit in vbox now.

>>162676443
you got so tied up you left your fiance and shitposted about how you loved her for 8 hrs?
shit lad you crazy

>>162676551
I wouldn't disagree desu.

>>162676668
why did you stop playing you were muh waifu

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>These “beautiful ones” were completely detached from society, had completely lost touch with normal mouse behavior, and spent all of their time eating, sleeping, or incessantly grooming and preening themselves, leading them to having a fine, robust, healthy appearance with keen and alert eyes, hence their name.
>you will never be a beautiful one

>>162676668
why did you stop playing you were muh loot pinata

>>162675605
What's your opinion on the direction /vg/station is headed? Do you think it's truly headed down the shitter like so many people are saying, or do you believe they're simply shitposts?

>>162676837
what if you're an effay neet

>>162676948
not him, but people have been saying /vg/ was dying for the entire 3 years i've been here
i wouldn't listen to anything anyone has to say

>>162677037
Are you saying a group of neets need to find a rich sugar daddy so they can spend all day grooming?

>>162676797
>>162676864
Life, liberty, and pursuit of even more waifus. The tickrate change was the final nail in the coffin.
>>162676948
It's heading down the shitter for certain. There's no general direction, no consensus and no desire in achieving one. It's a bunch of communities and cliques thrown in and mashed together.

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>>162677209
>I don't play anymore, BUT[...]
Suicide succumb my man

>>162677425
I'm not wrong and you know it.

>>162677425
Kek btfo by your own loaded question.

Shouldnt you be in your shed sucking off the coders for the thousandth time?

>>162677659
I didn't ask the question

>>162677425
Alright, well I do play still, and yeah, he's spot on, he's pinpointed EXACTLY what makes /vg/ so utterly terrible nowadays; We've let in far too many people from 'different' perspectives; we've got fags from hippie screeching about how terrible roleplay is, we've got fags from bay going out of their way to annoy people by bringing bay-tier RP here, we've got fags who just want to sit in the bar and ERP, we've got fags who do nothing other than autism, so on and so forth.

/vg/ has no direction, no purpose, and it's all because the playerbase is too fucking diverse. Hippie, TG, Bay, Polaris, they've all got their shit together, they know what kind of people they want, and they don't generally take well to people from the opposite side of the spectrum coming along, but us, we've welcomed everyone with open arms and now we've payed the price, a server in utter anarchy, a dozens-of-ways tug of war between all the different little cliques trying to give the server direction, pulling hard, only to be pulled right back to where they were a week later.

tldr; Multiculturalism caused this, and it's why /vg/ is not and never will be great again.

>>162678118
Name 5 ways how the server is in anarchy trying to pull it in different directions

>>162678249
1 to 3 will be thread shitposting
#4 is forum shitposting
#5 is some unrelated anecdote of some admin being shit once

>>162678118
free kingston imo

also the server's always been like that, and it will always be like that because pomf is a cuck who likes to appoint a new headmin 3 times a week

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>celt's 96 bugfixes are up in 6 days

Y'know, I wonder if the people who post in this thread even actually play the game

Like, none of the drama I see here seems to happen in game. I guess that's because I just don't talk to anyone outside of the game.

>>162678249
TG features constantly being merged, an influx of hippie/youtube faggots shitting up the balance of RP, Bay fags weaponizing roleplay and annoying people with CMD medical records and paperwork, Coders not listening to the community and merging whatever the fuck they want to, admins and community constantly at odds.

>inb4 "th-thats just shitposting u dont play the game!!!"
I play multiple rounds a day, and what I see is a server trying to pull itself apart at the seams. /vg/ is headed down the shitter, stop lying to yourself.

>>162675968
I suppose you'd be talking about this guys program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmYIAhRe9Q

>>162678834
>TG features constantly being merged
uhhhh
like?
>annoying people with CMD medical records and paperwork
what? I haven't had to do paperwork in fucking months. Literally never
>Coders not listening to the community and merging whatever the fuck they want to
not only has clusterfack finally fucked off, the shit he merged is actually getting reverted https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11793

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>>162678834
>stuff all servers do
>temp issue due to it getting the spotlight
>Mad at RP while defending RP balance in the last issue
>saying that when attack animations got reverted
>How things always were

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>>162678676
So what happens when time runs out.

Are we all obligated to eat Celt like pack animals turning on their alpha?

>>162679409
Fuck off I called dibs on eating him first

>>162679148
>attack animations got reverted
what, why?
what's wrong with them other than being a feature tg has?

>>162680207
unbelievably fucking ugly is why they got removed

>>162680207
Intigracy self-merged and got shit on by everyone from both sides.

>>162680207
there's two different questions in your post
>why?
intigracy self-merged
>what's wrong with them other than being a feature tg has?
t h r e a d
s h i t p o s t i n g

>>162680207
the issue the guy brought up is that coders can do whatever they want when clearly they can't because his self merge got reverted

>>162680207
A: It was self merged against the community's will.
B: It's a TG feature, so that's bad enough. Past that, it casualizes combat, you not longer have to actually be aware, you can just glance and look for the fugly humping animation and boom, you know who to shoot. It's disgusting and it goes agains how combat here is supposed to be done.

>>162680256
>>162680269
oh, fuck that then, that's a perfectly valid reason to revert

There is literally nothing wrong with self-merging IF the PR isn't controversial and has had time to be reviewed.

>>162680590
Fuck off Intigracy.

>>162680590
1. Intigracy's PR had like 2 days of review when he self-merged it. That's nowhere NEAR enough for a change that big.
2. The PR was controversial, and still could have used changes. There may have been a vote that agreed to have attack anims but it was a literal 55-45% split and few disagreed that the anims looked shit.

>>162680492
>it's bad because tg
>b-b-b-but my CASUALS in my ELITE AUTISM GAME

only valid reason there is the self merge and you're lucky that it's all the reason needed.

>>162680740
I wasn't talking about Intigracy's bullshit. Of course there was controversy in that PR.

>>162680207
bouncing off of everything you hit looks fucking silly
if we're going to paint ourselves as le no nonsense serious spess and remove rest spam then we shouldn't add something equally as annoying to look at

>>162681015
like?
i'm serious, please come up with something that isn't even-more-hideous man-sized ghost items humping people and disappearing

>>162672481
Whatever happened to doom station 13?

>>162681204
Railfist got busy with finals, I think.

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How would these guys discuss ss13 griefing?

>>162681609
I am overwhelmingly glad I have no idea who those are

>>162681971
>I'm glad to be ignorant
What a world

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>>162674567
Add light rp and no respawns as the same character unless revived or clone, sure

>>162682176
>not knowing every inane pop culture bullshit thing there is is being ignorant

Yeah, if that's being ignorant, then I'm happy to be ignorant. I dislike popular culture shit immensely, because generally speaking, anything popular is stupid and built for simpleminded human beings, or worse, IS a stupid, simpleminded human being.

KORA
MATA

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I always enjoy a good supersea

>>162682382
Supermatter cascade is probably my favorite event. I understand the need for it to be rare, because ending the entire universe is a pretty big deal, but it is just too fun seeing all the reactions.

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>spend all game getting the salvage shuttle, making it comfy, and writing a story
>go to bind and upload it
>vox librarian vampire kills me
t-thanks

>>162682503
One of my favorite round-ends was a cascade. Generally it's just a cool idea.

>>162682589
Fuck bawka to be honest. He ruins everythin

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>>162682364

>>162682503
>one guy realizes the monitor is saying "crystal" instead of "shard" and freaks the fuck out
>everyone else is oblivious until duel of the fates kicks in
seriously the best event
but how do we make it better?

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>>162682382
I had fun.
I regret my 13 typos.

Good round, masks, guns and a supermatter cascade- fun times

>>162682768
make the location of the rift randomized on the station and smaller, so people have to run around frantically
it would be unable to spawn near the crystal

>>162682768
by making more events like it desu. things that force the crew to band together for pure survival

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Ive learned today that an ultra lube nade doesnt increase the size of the blast but makes you slip at mach 5.

>>162682768
>tfw didn't even notice until I saw it all green

>>162682692
*rolls dice at u*

"oh no is 1"

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That round was a blast
>round previous
>ask the gods for a supermatter crystal
>they give it
>absolute madman
>it's outside in space
>ohwell.jpg
>getshiggied

>current round
>see engineer working on sme
>ask him if he wants a crystal
>instant bros
>go to chap and ask for assistance
>he comes in and cuts off his arm for the gods
>fuckingbrutal.jpg
>chap comes back from medbay
>cuts off his leg
>we join him
>gods finally gives out trial
>to get 3800j out of shard
>get shit done despite chap trying his best to play out his masochistic fetishes
>get 3800j
>shard start delaminating
>ohmy.jpg
>shard gets replaced by crystal
>ohshit.jpg
>alert everyone to get to the research shuttle
>get ignored
>cascade commences

That was a brilliant round and I just wanted to give my two cents out of pure joy out of the achievement.

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>Be warden.
>See some spooky shit around.
>Guys in masks, shades you know normal stuff.
>Get hungry and decide to get some donuts.
>Suddenly the HOS comes in and shoots me with a E-gun on stun and starts clawing at my gas mask.
>"You need to be happy!"
>I get up and taze the him.
>Proceed to handcuff him.
>He drops a mask..
>I then proceed to taze him again when he gets up and unload into his ass with every gun I have in full panic mode.
>His mask falls off.
>Rather than checking him to see if he's alive I assume he's dead.
>He dies as I'm panicking over the radio.
>Dumbasses recall the shuttle despite shit having hit the fan.
>I proceed to try and get him cloned.
>Internal affair agent is dead outside the cafeteria for some reason.
>I try to get him cloned.
>Suddenly supermatter cascade universe is fucked we're all doomed.

>>162683831
Lord Supermattus Giveth, Lord Suppermattus Taketh Away

>>162682364
Alright I'm >>162681971 but please tone down the edge there

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>tfw thought the RD was a traitor and had a hit on my head after seing him checking on me every single minute
>Constantly had an grenade ready in my pocket with insta timer whenever he would suddenly pull out a weapon close to me.
What was the constant checking mane? Was creepy. Sorry i couldnt had saved you when a whole sqaud of slimes raided R&D

>>162682589

A bunch of people came by the library and I thought they were all vampires coming to get me so I tried to look vulnerable so they'd try and then we could have been vampire buds. When I saw you I thought I might as well get one library succ in.

anybody knows the list of musics that plays when there's a round ending event happening?

>>162684389
it's his job to make sure his subordinates are doing their jobs and not fucking shit up, he kept coming into xenobiology to check up on us as well.

>>162684891
I think it's the shuttle playlist
It can be found on the super juke too
Other than that, can't really help you

I have a quick question. What exactly are the masks and what do they do?

>>162684891
everything you ever needed to know about music on this server is in this archive:
http://ss13.moe/media/source/

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>>162684895
Thats actually pretty good, usually i never notich the staff actually checking up. Its a rare occasion so i thought it was the worst case scenario of him being an antag.

>>162685279
thanks anon you're the real mvp

>>162685331
yeah, he was pretty cool.

Sawbones is the kinda guy to eat stale chips because "they're still good"

>>162685668
wtf

>>162685772
>welderbombing
what were his motive?

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>>162685279
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
>http://ss13.moe/media/source/endgame/YTMND%20Soundtrack%20-%20Volume%2002%20-%2019%20-%20Craig%20Armstrong%20-%20Escape.mp3

>>162685772
Ah yes, this was back when plasmamen had no brute damage multiplier and didn't bleed or feel pain, so the fucking asshat loved to welderbomb everything because he'd survive.

>>162685885
admin buttbuddy
welderbombed as nonantag about half a dozen times that I know of, no bans

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>>162685885
Purge day

>>162685331
Heads that act like heads and not just crewmates with extra access and attitude are highly underrated.

Do you guys know any neat ss13 secrets

>>162687082
runtime is in the cmos office because it had runtime errors originating from the room that would crash the server

>>162687082
You can do something with a hand labeler

>>162687082
putting a knife in a lightbulb box crashes the server.

>>162687082
norris is a changeling
ian is a cowboy bebop reference
salem is a sabrina the teenage witch reference
punpun isn't a oyasumi punpun reference

>>162687082
You can make the server lag like fuck by buckling yourself to a chair and holding down any direction key for a little while.

>>162687082
hand labelers are fun

Suicide messages change depending on what's in your active hand. If you use a gun it plays a song.

>>162687178
and i think it says "esp" because its sprite used to be an espeon, which was the avatar of one of the coders at the time

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>>162687391
too bad salem does not talk

>>162687082
On metaclub you can find a dirty and bloody room with a locker holding a roburger.

>>162687082
the only way to avoid a universe-ending event is being part of the metaclub that's not even a secret

>>162669670
>being this new
yes sadly this is /ss13g/
it has been much worse in the past
don't respond to posts you don't like.

not a secret but certain religion names for chaplain give you special titles and items

Syndicate religion gives you a full fake red space suit and your bible is called "The Syndicate toolbox"
A doctor once chloraled me, delimbed me and left me in a room because he thought I was actually syndicate

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What are some actual fun grenades you can give to people? Also does stuffing random mixed thing(expl Banana)+Unstable mutant+smoke mix do anything funny?

Night spessmen, but so I have something to read in the morning:

What was the most or least robust thing you've seen/done?

sleep well spessmen

>>162688283
Fun fact: You don't need any chemicals except 1u lube to make a lube grenade. Just stuff a lubed rag in there and it will instantly lube a large area on detonation. It does consume an igniter though.

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>>162688213
Are there any other fun religion names? I would fucking love to know any others you can find.

>>162688593
It's not a secret because they're all on the wiki Not sure why I'm the only one who uses religions that gives you stuff for

>>162688521
once escaped a lynch mob while jacketed, then framed someone else for my crime and acted as the judge at their trial

>>162688742
Not all of them are on the wiki and one of the religions they forgot to put on the wiki gives you armored exosuit

>>162688593
Oh that reminds me of something else

I made my religion related to medbay so it gave me a title of doctor so I was walking around when someone grabbed me and brought me into the theatre to convert me but found out I was chaplain so they spaghetti'd hard. Didn't rat them out

>>162689078
rad, I don't know all of them myself

Who is bustatime?

>>162689494
HARDCORE
A
R
D
C
O
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E

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>mad dash to engineering escape pod
>suddenly ayys
>it melts the door down for some reason
>almost escape it
>it's the wrong airlock

I don't care what anyone says those uranium floors were cool and I stand by making them.

>All of those Ians
Good times, good times.

>>162688521
when i was in perma warden and detective got pissed at me when i was welding the wall down so i managed to disarm meme the warden with his baton stunlocked the det and wrenched a vendor infront of me so i could weld the wall down in peace. Even the AI was impressed with my robustness.

>>162689243
you can check here for all religions
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/8400b196b5f7ac97e9ce20aae12a8ed3f9efdadb/code/game/jobs/job/civilian_chaplain.dm

>>162689601
My bad, I don't go to engineering often and I thought it would be a good time to teach you how to hack doors. Worst case scenario I imagined that we would float in space and break in into the engineering shuttle.

Corrosive acid costs 0 chemicals

>>162689819
The only one that needs to apologize is me for being a newfriend and not studying shit that wasn't immediately under my current job's shit to do.

>>162669130
>Can't drill through resin doors

What type of meme is this?

>>162688521
Got catbeasted as warden, HOS attempted to kill me, escaped station via vox trader bribery. Re-infiltrated station operation metal yiff solid and assassinated him.

>>162669130
>Medbay staffer standing right next to the chem machine
>Hey I need some Sacid
>"I'm not a chemist"
>Runs away

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>>162689958
You're the best, Kent.

>gun down ein wachmann in the middle of the hallway for seeing through my clever disguise
>nobody even raises an eyebrow

>>162689912
If you want to be a Browntide number one: Always get an elecftric and mechanical maintenance crate at roundstart if you're cargo, get the insulated glubbs and a toolbet, add a multitool in your toolbelt. Everyone expects cargo to have those.

Is it normal to see everyone as naked bald people?

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>playing IAA
>assistant fucks the IA office door up
>locked in for the entire round
>escape shuttle coming
>ask for someone to fix the door
>nobody does
>can't escape
>ask CentComm for help
>"You may want to buckle in to a chair"

>>162690380
yes

>>162690380
Update byond

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>>162685279
>FF songs from 1-13
>no 10 or 14

>>162690514
Fucking IAAs

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>>162690514

>>162690042
cool drawing, anon

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>Spawn as a shaft miner. First time playing one.
>Decide to go mining.
>Keep doing this convoluted method of placing each individual piece of ore into my ore satchel.
>Decide use crates instead because it's damn faster.
>One of our guys, Jacob, decides to make uranium floors for the shipping bay for the hell of it.
>After he is done, he falls down and is actually fucking dying.
>Rush him to the medbay and save his life.
>Go back to mining, with a fancy new mech to help make it easier.
>Mining for a bit when suddenly a hivelord comes in and wants to rape me.
>Run the fuck away.
>Head back to the station after a harrowing mining session
>See that everything has gone to shit.
>Guy comes up to me in the bar, he needs some extra EVA suits.
>We had no EVA suits left. He was disappointed, but we had to continue nonetheless.
>Get to the chapel, it was being fixed up, I think. Jacob is there, as well as another dude.
We chat for a bit, when suddenly Jacob collapses, obviously wounded. I got him to the medbay to be treated.
>Shuttle arrives a few minutes after, we finally clamber on board.
>I decide to hang out in the cargo compartment for safety. I'm chillin' in there with a crippled Diona.
>Suddenly, bomb goes off mid-transit, and people are dying left, right and centre.
>Some dude comes in and pulls me out of the locker and tazes my tits off and executes me like an edgelord.

Fuck that round was fun.

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>>162690042
you too anon~

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>>162690514

>>162690771
I didn't draw it but yeah it's pretty great.

>>162690784
>Keep doing this convoluted method of placing each individual piece of ore into my ore satchel.
literally click the tile that has ore on it with the ore satchel and then click the crates with the satchel

>>162689732
if("busta", "bustatime", "zas", "airflow", "hardcore", "hardcores")
qdel(B)
B = new /obj/item/weapon/storage/bible/booze(H)
H.put_in_hands(B)
B.name = "The Hardcores"
if(!(M_HARDCORE in H.mutations))
H.mutations.Add(M_HARDCORE)
J = "Atmospheric Technician"
H.equip_or_collect(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots(H), slot_shoes)
deity_name = "Bustatime"

thats 10/10

>>162689732
I wonder what other small things there are like this

>>162692046
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/8400b196b5f7ac97e9ce20aae12a8ed3f9efdadb/code/game/gamemodes/factions.dm some of the factions that are a part of the syndicate and a few others.

Does deconstructing a camera cause an alert to AI? I'm interested in finally playing an antagonist and I'm wondering how you get away with murder if the AI can see everything.

I've played:

Paramedic, MD, Mime, Bartender, Janitor, Chemist, Shaft Miner, Cargo Tech

What do next

>>162693859
chef

>>162693285
Oh wow thats neat

>>162690042
kent is good guy cop with connections to the furry criminal underworld

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>>162693285
>All this backstory you only know if you read the code

I love it

>>162695532
The code is a magical wonderland.

>>162693746
Only if you cut the alarm wire, pulse them all and one will beep, this is the alarm wire. If you cut yhem all, you will set off the alarm and it will tell the AI and all silicons that "Camera alarm detected in X" with the room apc name being X. A good tactic is to use station blueprints to rename room to something like space and it will take longer for them to locate it.

>>162695812
alternatively, test out an APC while wearing a disguise/mask
dart into maint as soon as you find the alarm wire and change clothes
AI will see you on cams but won't be able to do anything

>>162695812
>>162695996
So just test wires and don't cut the beeping one?

>>162696123
Yes, but if you are killing someone just do it in the bar. The more obvious the better. Sec is looking in maint and AI is checking halls, the bar is a good place for fights and if you are robusting in the bar no one bats an eye.

>>162696357
>start beating a dude to death with a toolbox
>people start asking questions all incredulous-like but it's medbay so they don't actually stop me
>"He asked me to clone him"
>drag his lifeless corpse to cloning
>"fail" to clone a few times
>drag to morgue
>behead
>put corpse in tray

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>>162690514

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>>162694064
i tried to cure
i really did
and it only occurs to me now that with all access I could've made some actual antibodies instead of doing it the ghetto way

>>162694064
>>162695532
It's /ye olde/ teegee shitte. Predates Apeh and baystation. If you dig around on their wiki they might still have their faction fluff somewhere.

People don't appreciate the fact I saved people from being birds. I didn't cause it, but I fucking fixed it. I didn;t even have the disease either

>>162697393
You did a good job.
t. Shitty HoP

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Comfy hovel is best hovel.

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>having a horrible week
>play spess game
>get compliments and thanks from helping poeple
>get posted about
Thanks for warming my heart pals.

>>162687391
Pun pun is a refrence to pun pun the kobold from dnd 3.5

>feel like space
>station is being evacuated, whatever
>reach the shuttle
>someone breaks the windows after the shuttle launches
>borg unbuckles you, making you smash against the walls due to airflow and then stuns and bucklecuffs you without a word of response when I ask them why
>turn into a green turkey
>round ends
>borg on ntdefault and window breaker was not antag
>deff wins the vote

I lost all the will to space.

most nonsense and somehow most fun round of chef I've ever played, improvisation to feed the crew is always an interesting time.

>>162697707
but did you
A H E L P I T
H
E
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P
I
T

>>162697870
meme!

Station wide cooling makes station -150C in a minute, worth building it.

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>>162697516
>Having a terrible day
>Spacemans are also mean to you
>Continue playing because just one person was friendly

>>162697870
not him but I did. round restarted right after I ahelped. it was the guy in the paramedic hardsuit with telekinesis. his name was Apple Pie

>>162697973
Was it connected to anything? I thought those heat transfer pipes were just for show and devoid of gas inside.

>>162698113
350k mol -255C N2 was waiting to be released inside them in response to station fires.
The fires never came.

>>162698179
>make a celt machine
>the station is freezing
>people scream for god but there is only hypothermia
>shivering assitant shuffles in my direction and stops abruptly, taking notice of my atmos jumpsuit
>P-LEASE DO S-OMETHING SO COLD
>say no more
>he falls asleep
>pull out my .357, shoot him right at the temple
>no more cold, no more celt
Free, I set them all free.

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>>162698678
it doesn't work unless atmos techs exist and set up distro
or you do this

>>162699018
>it doesn't work unless atmos techs exist and set up distro
>>162698678
>taking notice of my atmos jumpsuit
Shit, meant to type hardsuit.

>>162699018
That place is risky though, too much traffic.

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>>162699235
there's actually beneficial uses to it and your meme machine doesn't work yet so you could probably get away with it

>Shit day culminating in having to crawl around in the mud in pitch darkness to find my fucking glasses
>round where all I did was get irradiated, show off how much of a newfag i was, and get xenoraped
>'ehh, one more'
>Attempt to prosecute a dead mime with the other IAA because he fucked the clown's mother, the clown having pilfered the chef who was high on spaceacid at the time
>watch two different changeling shootouts
>watch a naked man attempt to go super saiyan and then eat a vox
>nearly die from chicken disease
>manage to escape the shuttle with my best friend, share some philosophy (and OJ) and save his life
Best round I've done yet and a genuine pick-up, bless you Yahir you autistic ayy bastard.

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>>162698678

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>>162699459
>Trusting Yahir the coward

>>162699618
>nearly die from EXTREME LASER TAG and the inevitable random stabbies prior to shuttle lift-off
>he drags my ass to safety
less of a coward than the captain sitting in the security office trying to reason with the naked lad desu

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UNBAN 2HOTDOGS

K I L L Y O UR S E L F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8ztbv3XMM

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>>162697516
>having a good day
>play spess game
>it's an atrocious round
Thanks for making my day slightly worse

>go into library
>haha what's this kid actually HOLDING his PDA to use it rather than drag it into the play window for easy use
>push him over, buckle to chair, drag around playfully while saying "SYNDIE SCUM", he doesn't even walk away
>trickypenned
>"Well you were right in a way"

>Use The Syndicate as my religion.
>Find an actual dead syndicate member, toolbox and some spiffy armor.
>Eventually find a Cryptographic sequencer.
>Run around weilding a syndicate toolbox wearing syndicate armor with a replica syndicate helmet.
>Head of security is confused where I keep getting this stuff.
>Eventually get hunted down by an assistant validhunter and decapitated by one of the freely handed out energy swords.

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What a dumb fucking round that was.
Seriously, where was the effort?

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>be bartender traitor
>decide to set the bar up as per normal and see how the round goes
>it's chaos from the start
>no-one really eats or drinks anything despite the chef's hard work
>E-mag jukebox
>Someone runs in and fixes it instantly cuz no fun allowed
>things go quiet, decide it's time for le spicy keychain and buy some boozey shells
>librarian runs straight into my backroom and shoots me to death
>get cloned
>make way to shuttle
>my 1st target is already dead
>notice my 2nd target across from me and pump him full of boozey shells
>smelelelelelellllll
gud round

>>162701052
I didn't even realize I was syndie until I checked my notes as I got into the library, ducked behind the shelves to grab items.

Ended up panicking and gunning down my target, forgetting to grab the body, and hiding in maint for the rest of the round as toxins damage ate away at my body and mind.

Bit of a shitshow desu.

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>>162689732
>All these religions
>Not one is dedicated to lord singuloth

>>162701147
>loot me and take my shit while i'm dying to death and conspire with the actual traitor who is trying to kill me as he says "we all have the same goal, right?"
>lol what a validhunter for trying to get revenge for nearly dying with severe brain damage and radiation poisoning
I'm sorry you died man but I was 110% sure you were trying to kill me with Leo.
>>162701378
I was laughing my ass off the moment I fell over honestly. In broad daylight no less

Is Amelia Adams a real girl?

>>162701848
Are you retarded?

>>162701383
Just spaghetti code it in

>join CM
>people scream at me to get in a pod
>go in there
>dead bodies fucking everywhere and a horde of aliens
>nobody even goes out, they just scream about sending the pod back
>4 xenos come in
>kill them all with my shotgun but bleed out
>pubbies praise me
this isnt fun

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>>162701514
Hey I thought you died. And honestly I was just fine with you killing me. I wasn't a traitor but I full well expected to be assaulted and killed at some point. So were you Library "Corpse" guy. I'm dense as a box of rocks so I didn't catch the actual agent's agenda.

When you join the game and you get antagonist it tels you right away right? Or is it something you only discover if you check your PDA?

>>162703351
Yes it tells you straight away or if you check your notes you can see your objectives.

>>162703083
A shitty misunderstanding for both of us. Again, sorry, have many pleasant rounds in the future anon.

>tfw everyone will have the special chaplain titles now

Not like they were secret anyway

>>162703498
banned

>>162703580
They're fun, expect them to be forgotten within moments because none of the major autists play chaplain.

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>>162689732
if("fascism", "nazi", "national socialism")
B.name = "Mein Kampf"
J = "Feldbischof" //No seriously, that's a thing, look it up
deity_name = "Adolf Hitler"
H.equip_or_collect(new /obj/item/clothing/head/naziofficer(H), slot_head)
if("lol", "wtf", "ass", "poo", "badmin", "shitmin", "deadmin", "nigger", "dickbutt", ":^)", "XD", "le", "meme", "memes", "ayy", "ayy lmao", "lmao", "reddit", "4chan", "tumblr", "9gag")
qdel(B)
B = new /obj/item/weapon/storage/bible/booze(H)
H.put_in_hands(B)
B.name = pick("Woody's Got Wood: The Aftermath", "War of the Cocks", "Sweet Bro and Hella Jef: Expanded Edition", "The Book of Pomf")
H.setBrainLoss(100) //Starts off retarded as fuck, that'll teach him
J = "Retard"
deity_name = "Brain Damage" //Ha

I really need to stop going miner, I keep messing everything

>tfw i learned I can just have myself put in a locker, wrapped, and tagged for a destination to ride the pneumo system like a damn roller coaster

always surprising me this game