/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

first for waifus

Is there a god?

I want to cum inside Pomf

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1st for Queen Waifu

>>162768756
>>162768624
No that takes effort I'm obligated to now shoot them when I find them and then ddos the server when I get banned for my meta vengeance.

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Can i breed cows or goats? I love cattle and just want to turn the station in my comfy farm.

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LEFT OR RIGHT, WHICH ONE ACTS MORE LIKE YOUR WAIFU/HUSBANDO?

>>162769116
I don't think that's a queen

>>162769787
I don't have one
>>162769268
good plan

>>162769787
neither because they're not keeping me prisoner

>>162770004
One keeps you prisoner as a parasite.
The other keeps you as a prisoner of love.

>>162769787
Well, I think Fritzl and Rail are more like the one on the right, while Iris and Megurine are more like the one on the left.

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Remember folks, god or not, just live free and automatically, as we all should.

>>162770342
yes yes but which one will beat me up when they need to relieve stress and fuck me in the ass when I do a good job

>>162769787
which one is ailsa

>>162770543
Trinity!

>>162770609
>used goods

GO away bill

>>162770609
but they're a girl
I want a man to push me down and use me for his pleasure

>>162771062
anon ive got something to tell you
that's pretty gay

>>162771062
What's your ckey? I'll PM you on byond

>>162771234
pomf123

>>162771184
yeah I think you might be right
do you not like gayness
feel free to beat me up for it
grant me the release I desire and don't deserve
>>162771234
senaat1
it's actually DrCelt

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>>162768760
Post your ss13 memes.

>>162771303
whatever fagboy. no hot dicking for you

help in arrivals maint pls

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>>162771320
FUCKING CODE STEALERS.

GOON CODE IS COPYRIGHTED.

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>>162771320

>>162771303
are you who im taking a wild guess as to who you are

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>>162771374
shit nigger I don't want to erp with the people from this shithole, everyone here sucks ass including me
besides, what would we do in the dorms?
>>162771493
probably

>>162771456
Funny story, today I literally got a lawyer's letter telling me to stop torrenting or there'd be consequences, my fault for getting careless.

Living in French-Canada sucks, I just want the occasional good TV show that comes up, not the entire channel

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>>162771480

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>>162771480
>dex+
>dexa+
>dexalin +++
>Candy (0.214286 units)

>>162771593
ha you can torrent without issue in ontario

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>>162771480
stop fucking posting these images
vox are not cute like that at any time
I don't care how cartoony your artstyle is
it's fucking wrong and promotes the most autistic kind of waifubait

>>162771480
who's that snowflake bird?

>>162771515
Don't worry anon I was just joking around, i don't erp I just like fag boys

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>>162771761
not even my art

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>>162771761
>stop posting cute vox
>posts a lewd vox

>>162769787
>waifu is like the one on the right
>but is shit at cooking

:thinking:

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>>162771761
wait no that image looked worse in the thumbnail
don't post vox like that either
only post hideous things
>>162771837
yeah I know it's xenos but it's against the rurus to post his shit
my word is law you know

>captcha: sanatorium for sale
is pomf selling the serb?

>>162771515
i feel bad because i like you but i couldn't beat you up ever. sorry

>>162771937
newmoot might be selling the site doe

>>162771996
nazi vend is cooler than russian vend, just take out the guns and place one on DJ station

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>>162771937
what about vox that aren't cute or lewd or hideous but drawn by the lewd artist

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>>162772056
it's alright
just tell the admins I was being shitcurity
I probably made some mistake that you can point out, I tend to mess up when I have to deal with more than one prisoner by myself
I've no doubt that I'd be valid most rounds if you wanted to
I only keep doughnuts and evidence bags in my bag, the only weapons on me will be in my armour and belt
remember that sec rarely if ever wear riot suits so attacking the legs will cause a quick knockdown and slow the officer considerably

>>162772196
not enough quills/ten

whos you're husbando

>>162772292
next time i'm malf i'll lock you in a room and very slowly trickle plasma in

>>162772317
Jidders drew that shortly after the round so I think they had only like 20 minutes total.
It's still one of my favorites because it's just a little calm moment without memes or shittery or waifus.

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>>162772378
Sergei!
He's good at his job and has beautiful silvery hair!
>>162772513
thank you god
can you also permaban me please so I can be free from this hell for longer than just one round

>>162772543
>spoiler
agree

>>162772596
once again, if you're who i think you are, you aren't a shitter at all so don't expect to be free any time soon

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>>162771613
Mate you thought you saw bad

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>>162772672
FUCK

>>162772378
The one who's considerate and drops everything in order to come help if you call.

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>>162772378
>tfw your husbando stopped playing ages ago
>been feeling burned out since

>>162772796
God dammit Yred I was just about to fucking post that

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>>162772870

>>162772934
but I'm Yred

>>162772870
Who was it, friendo?

>>162772982
But if I'm Yred, and he's Yred, and (You)'re Yred, then who's this guy?

>>162772796
http://pastebin.com/GHmCJ1Gq
>[04:52:37] Unknowmin PM to-Yred/(Reese Kiefer): And what was the problem with the fridge?

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>>162772619
Post more /comfy/

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>There will never be a Space Station 13 Convention with clowns, and Event security in red uniforms.

WHY EVEN LIVE.

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>>162773325

>>162773147
Oh right I motherfucking FORGOT ABOUT THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND

>>162773420
>Scream and piss your pants
>Not helping them
Typical chemist elitist...

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>>162773147
>>162773420
>mfw tablel-ing then disposal-ing a complete shit chemist who doesn't want to learn is now considered ban worthy.

I'm fine with the parameds stealing the medkits, they need them more.
I'm fine with clothes on in cyro, they could be worse.
I'M FINE WITH THE OCCASIONAL SURGERY BUMB, they just forgot that it interrupts.
But FUCK YOU for making me hurt my eyes trying to find the Dermaline pill that is labled 'Kelotane+' in the middle of a list of autism that only you can decode.

>>162773040
Nevill

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>>162773821
>I-If it's not m brand of autism I-I deserve to murder you!!

>>162769787
Left obviously, do you think I'm some kind of whore?

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>>162763718

I remember when I discovered this.
Dragonbro admin pm'd me about how I was doing it.

Hint on how to turn to MAXIMUM OVERHONK.
>get the guy dragging to wear shoes too
>have them click one tile up when running, making it so he pulls the clown upwards as well as forewards
>this maximizes the squeeky by a factor of three.

>>162773996
he was literally playing the other day and I beat him up and spaced him

>>162773998
>funtimes pill (9)
>space drugs (20 units) pill
>FIRE pill
>DEATH DONOTTAKE pill
>radi-gone pill
>Anti-Rad ( 40 units) pill
>EAT ME pill

One of these is Dex+ lol hope you have a beaker :^)

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I think I finally figured out how to get to Centcomm on the Cargo Shuttle.

>>162774462
Don't tell anyone or they will patch it. Someone found an exploit to get to centcomm once and he got banned.

>>162774462
nah you cant

>>162774576
The way I'm thinking of only uses game mechanics.

>>162774629
You already can though. The problem is getting biological life forms to Centcomm.

>>162774462
Get bluespace tunneler
Get friend inside
Put on cargo shuttle
Put c4 on tunnel
Delay detonation until arrival
When the runner is destroyed, it releases it's object
Ta da.

I may not know what I'm talking about

>waifufaggotry always shows itself when school breaks are around
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this...

>>162774868
Problem with that idea, is that the shuttle destroys all items inside of it upon landing.

The only exception to this is things that are bolted to the floor.

The only thing you can bolt to the floor is a cargo telepad. But Teleporting is blocked once you land. And the cargo telepad coordinates are fixed.

>>162775163
Oh.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3365
LITERALLY
DINDU NUFFIN

>>162769787
>babbies first day on /a/
Pls stay off my board.

>>162772378
eli
;^)

>>162775697
Was this that same guy who kept ordering pistol ammo crates during the round earlier this afternoon?
I was Cargo Tech and I remember the "right to bear arms" part.

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>>162775925
>going to that cont/a/inment board

>people are metagaming on the /pdg/ steam chat
eric, simply eric

>>162775697
Literally ban appeal shitposting.
>>162776171
What the fuck is /pdg/?

>>162776090
>The first board made
>Containment board
ok

>>162776454
Yeah ok

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>>162776339
gayday 2 general
it's a bunch of fellow retards playing a poorly optimized bank heisting game on a racing game engine with over twice the cost of the base game in DLC

>>162776171
Screenshot it

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>All those awful heads

>>162776580
tell an admin then you dumb cuck

>>162776597
Tell me more.

>>162774868
Also this probably wouldn't work because I guarantee that the shuttle searches contents recursively to find living things on-board.

Otherwise you could get to Centcomm by just being inside a locker on the shuttle.

>>162776597
Why don't you play head then if you think you're so great

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>>162776748
I do, head of security was taken that round by a guy who died early round and barely communicated and made odd chocies. None of the heads were really communicating and were acting passive aggressive and unhelpful as shit.

Ideas on how to Rp an artist?

I figured I would just go around splashing pig blood on the security and writing how the captain was a cuck on walls.

Any more ideas on how to be angsty and annoying?

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>>162776586
>>162776663
I have to sleep though

>>162776686
Head of security just went off without explaining anything and by my assumption died, so I searched for him.
Head of personnel complained about issues which were about as solved/old as my nan, and refused to aid anyone trying to help others.
Don't know what the fuck happened with the cappo.

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>it was fucking raiders the whole time

>>162776970
Full disclosure, I was the Head of Security.

Yeah, I know I fucked up that round. I shouldn't have wandered off on my own. That was a mistake.

>>162777013
Remove raiders from rotation reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!

>>162776580
Did they add hideout customization at last? I played that shit on the PS3 and it sucked dick grinding very/hard missions to get gear for Overkill ones.

>>162777070
As long as you are apologetic that's fine, if it's worth anything I'm not disgruntled by you but more so the other heads. Your only error was not communicating or bringing us along on a mission.

>>162776915
inb4 our admins do nothing because they are incompetent, and pain is never around when you need him

>>162776915
GET PAIN ON THE PHONE

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>>162777179
>HEADADMIN
>never around
why is this?

>>162775925
>cancer everywhere
>always people saying their homeboards are shit like /a/, /pol/ or /trash/
hmm
really gets my neurons dying

>>162777292
being bald is hard :(

>>162777179
I don't know what you expect

>>162776915
This was from the previous round, right?

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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE METACLUB
Metaclub server admins in shambles and not logging in to help others due to their most recent member's rightful ban

>>162779557
what?

>>162779557
what's going on?

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>>162779557

>>162780127
>>162779668
J O I N
P U P P E R

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>>162780127
They're working together to find the ckey of someone that's interfering with the metaclub, and discussing ways to try to change the server's rules to fit them even more.

>>162780845
Earpussy wants IC IN OOC for five minutes? Am i reading that right?

>>162770343
I think that is pretty accurate of me, yes.

Here's how to fix /vg/ a little. The game can't start until a captain is picked from the pool of people who have it on medium and above priority.

>>162780998
I think that fag's trying to convince them to make it so he can continue to spout /b/tier nonsense without getting banned like he should be.

>>162781247
so games will never start

>>162781247
I don't think anyone has it on medium and above priority

>>162781247
How would that fix anything? Captains are king shitters 99% of the time.

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>>162781247
No.

>>162780845
why? this is so stupid. what do you NEED to say ic that needs these new rules that you can't just say ooc normally?

>>162781264
that would never make it

>een is an admin in CM
you can't make this shit up

>>162781281
>>162781305
>>162781602
>>162781624
>having no central authority and letting people loot the office 5 minutes in is a good thing
Soaks the grey matter with thoughts if you ask me

>>162780845
What does that even have to do with medbay?

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>>162782134
What the fuck does that have to do with allowing IC in OOC?

>>162782125
good should ban them here so they never come back

>>162782134
Assistants would rather have all access and no obligations than be a role where you get all access and have some. The only cure to that is to remove shitty players, but you can't ban people over that.

>>162782263
Talk to earpussy about it, who else can understand how their broken brain works.

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>>162782134
>heads of staff
>authority

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>>162784404
>being an edgy sperglord who can't into server rules and/or roleplaying as an underling and has to FIGHT THA POWA at any given chance

>snowmap will be finished soon
>as will 100 bugfixes
What did he mean by this?

This was my punishment for using water

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is this sawbones alt?

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>>162785086
i can be a lil bold and brash so forgive the fake news in the previous post
rules r gr8 & i dont have a problem w/ u but that does not change defacto player behavior. i play captain and it's not an RTS. you can kind of steer the round in one direction or another but you can't force people to listen to you

>>162785431
no thats the fag who yelled about people being on skype ingame and never got banned

>>162785431
>innocent
not really
>childlike
that's for sure

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>need water for something
>it never seems to work
>examine
>holy water
>chaplain blessed every fucking thing

>janitor
>clean messes with mop
>put down signs on both edges of the slipzone
>retards run into it every time
>point to sign for every slip like a smug motherfucker
>;LYNCH JANITOR
>get attacked
>security tries to arrest me
>never get caught
wew
it's like I read WGW but I'm allowed to retaliate

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>>162785431
is THIS sawbones alt?

>>162785609
It's not what I did at all, you're not me

>>162785753
Yes
He used it to ban evade and the admins just let it slide because they're incompetent as fuck

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>Getting pushed around by a doctor all round, basically telling me to speed clone everyone who was dead despite not being able to pop clones out early
>try informing him about viruses before they get serious
>Tells me if it doesnt show up on the mediscanner its not a virus
>two viruses break out
>he makes the cure for the first, but doesnt dilute it and leaves half of it sitting in viro
>second virus he cant find the cure but sec officer McFly and I find it in like 3 seconds
>he keeps insisting he found it

>also had to deal with April Jokes and Amilia whatsherfuck constantly fighting and wasting their job slots

I remember why I stopped playing medical

>>162785817
I wasn't talking about the round that just ended, I wasn't in that. I was just talking about the smug janitor experience in general.

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>Be chaplain.
>Get infected with Elvis virus.
>Hope for death it never comes.
>Get cured.
>A blindness and screaming virus appears.
>I hide in a coffin near extraction people wander over.
>I warn people to not open said coffin.
>Fuckers do it anyway.
>One of them actually does it and infects me.
>So Despite being blind bash his skull in as revenge.
>Get asked by an admin why I did it.
>Tell him he intentionally opened my safe box and infected me.

>>162785604
The chaplain was doing something useful? Lynch the fucker.
There's sinks for a reason.

>>162786167
did u get banned?

>>162786259
>useful

>>162786098
Oh, yeah, then it's totally true. I let people punch me though so they too can vent the frustration. I feel like that's win/win.

>>162786259
That's how I kept my mop wet after he blessed everything desu

>>162786090
>despite not being able to pop clones out early
Did you not have Medical access?

>>162785237
He meant that he is delusional

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TURN GITHUB ON NOW

>>162786361
Holy water doesn't slip.

>>162786375
Punching is fine, but don't think I won't stomp their face in if they use an actual thing that could legitimately hurt.

>>162786380
I was a borg
>click on the machine with all my gadgets
>right click -> eject
>nothing
>drag the machine to the tile
>nothing

Doesnt help that 90% of the players that were brought in dead didnt revive.

>>162786532
holy fuck
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulls

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>>162786532

>>162786902
Turn off the APC in genetics

>>162787007
THAT MANIAC

>all these prs being opened by Celt but being created by bauds

What did they mean by this?

>>162786532
I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

>>162786532
what happened

>>162786303
No, he just said okay and left me to dieing horribly.

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>>162787169
If you had one shot, or opportunity, to double every single bugfix you make, for 6 days.
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

>>162787007
>none of these are fixed by celt
What?

HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>162787347
I like the guy but he has the face of a fish.

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>>162786532
This meme makes me a bit nervous.

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>>162787479

>>162786532
>>162787007
>like half of these bugs were caused in the first place by Celt fucking up planes

>>162788024
i think that's supposed to be a good thing
he's finally fixing his own bugs

>>162788024
And half of them are fixed by bauds

So if you consider that half of them are fixes of his own bugs, and half of them are fixes from another coder, whats left?

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>>162788227
>implying that's a bad thing

A bug is a bug, you can't just say it's half a bug.

>>162788356
A deal is a deal, anon! Now you have to fix my bugs!

>>162788227
You should see TG's coderbus, people literally break shit in their own PRs just to fix them later because they have this dumb system where you earn "merge tokens" from bugfixes.

>>162786532
Ouch, right in the notifications.

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>make cargo beautiful with some gray
>take screenshots to commemorate the beauty
>spend 30+ minutes splicing them together correctly
Cargonia stronk
>Buy virus crate for virology at roundstart, deliver it
>deliver a second one at the during the virus fuckery
>first one is still sitting where i left it locked

>>162788803
Where's the AME
Why carpet
Where's the jukebox
Where are the pizzas

Shit cargonia/10

>>162788948
>Cargo AME meme

>>162788803
looks like a place someone would live in.
nice

>>162786090
>Amilia wasting her job slot
I was an assistant you tard

>>162789017
why would you waste an assistant slot, you fuck?

>>162788994
You take that back you slut

>>162788948
I don't know how to set up an AME, also don't care.
I like the way carpet looks.
The jukebox in Ghetto bar wasn't working, someone probably fucked with it earlier in the round. I didn't feel like stealing the actual bars Jukebox
I didn't feel like buying any pizza. I had bar access and all the drinks I wanted.

>>162788948
>cargo ame
>stealing a jukebox when you can order a big band crate

>>162789297
>Don't know how to set up an AME
>Don't know how to fix the juke

Get jobbaned from Cargo tech smdh

>>162786090
Sorry, I haven't played medical in ages. No idea why my cure didn't work. I never insisted I found it, but it somehow worked for me in the end so.

What's the point of ever roleplaying if everyone roleplays a "hyper competent always cool valid hunting person who has a mastery of every job outside his field"

>>162789912
Also I am shit at virology.

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>>162789992
>muh RP

Here we go again.

>>162788803
pretty shit desu. Use the tile painter to remove decals, its terrible on carpets

>>162789992
What's the point of roleplaying if you're gonna repeat the same me"shivers every shift, being a clueless little rabbit who could barely bandaid themselves properly?

It's fucking deep space, people are gonna be versatile and tough if they're there.

>>162789992
I'm roleplaying as a super advanced life form from YC 23054632

Fucking idiot.

>Get PDA message asking for a beer
>Weird medium but okay
>Go back into my room so I don't waste a booze-o-mat beer
>Immediately flashed by April, start getting beaten
>She doesn't take my radio off me
>Start screaming for help, say where I am
>Somebody just opens the door, she gets spooked and runs off
>I'm left alive, identify her by name
>Saw off my shotgun and start patrolling for her

That was so horribly botched, jesus.

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>>162780998
Hello, earpussy here, I just wanted to let you know that I was talking to them about it so i could have a place to lewd shitpost without getting bannu.

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>>162789992
>roleplay an extremely incompetent, unrobust moron
>I'm not actually roleplaying

>>162790127
every single one of them? I just think it's incredibly ironic that for a server that namefags so fucking hard you go out of your way to make the least interesting characters possible

>>162790291
That's what happens when your body gets cloned once more for another inane shift endlessly over and over. I like to think shifts have a semi-permanence.

>>162768796
I love AprilJokes

>>162789992
As a sane person, I separate roleplay and gameplay.
I'll roleplay to the heavens but the moment shit goes down you bet I have my toolbox and banana peel ready.

>when you tell your wiffu you like her and she goes "nice joke anon"
I don't really have reaction images on my phone that would fully encompass my emotion

>>162791401
Hi shiggy

>>162789992
Because it's not a high-RP server.
It's not that people roleplay "hyper competent always cool etc. etc.," it's that people here don't adhere closely to a specific character when the situation would be better handled if they didn't, and don't pretend not to know things they do.
Not that I have anything against HRP servers, mind you. Just this isn't one.

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>>162791401
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

>>162790815
entirely depends on the definition of "shit goes down"

if by "shit goes down" you mean a single announcement of traitor activity then you're basically never in roleplay mode, and that seems to be preferred method of play

>>162791401
>wiffu
WHIFFLE BALLS AND WHIFFLE BALL BATS WHEN?
and no, whiffing another spessman's balls doesn't count

>>162791605
I definitely don't mean that. I mean that when I'm personally threatened or thrust into a situation where I need to be robust I do so. If the wizard is terrorizing another department, live and let live. If the wizard is terrorizing my department, fight him off. If my newfound buddy's getting attacked, definitely use all available power to stop it. If some random person is getting attacked NOT near me, I'd only go after it if I were really obligated to or told to.

>>162791851
If only there were heads around to raise alert levels, so i can bump my robustness in accordance to the alert level

>>162791570
I don't think it requires a HRP server to not find tedium in people always reacting to every situation on the station in the exact same way, shift after shift

>>162792137
Try paying attention to people other than greyshits, then

>>162792137
I think you're in the wrong server.

>>162792290
But the greytide is the star of the show.
From lowly beginnings with nothing, they become everything.
Now that's true power.

>>162790291
being a five foot tall asian woman who acts like a gay white guy and can't do anything for her barefooted self doesn't count as an interesting character or create interesting situations sorry

>>162793426
>roleplaying is a gimmick
This is what we've become.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulls
CELT IS ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>162793556
I literally never said or insinuated that I meant that baystation's definition of roleplaying isn't actually compelling or interesting or worth putting up with their retarded social cliques and staff to 'enjoy'

>Its a Naziboo nuke ops fags dont use magboots and slip episode

LIKE HOLY FUCK WHY WOULD YOU NOT TAKE MAGBOOTS.

>"we are going to do a closet op"
>"whats a closet op"
>"where everyone hides in a closet"
>"you are all going to die, can I buy chamo stuff"
>"no"
>do it anyways
>kill people
>get disk
>plant nuke
>put on CE suit to avoid rads from shard
>blast away
mfw

That was the most dreadful detective shift I've ever had.

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weh

>>162794220
>shift

>>162794253
Yes, rounds are called shifts.

>>162794220
>load up armor and weapons to prepare for changeling
>dare to step outside because another security showed up
>he drops spaghetti immediately
>rush back to security
>get shot immediately
Was laughing too hard to be upset honestly.

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>>162794253
>match

>>162794352
I was running back to realize what fuckin happened, I just saw a greytider fucking you up with a radgun and then SMG. I actually don't think arriving and fighting was when I dropped the spaghetti, but when the grey jumpsuit made me forget he was an op and get deathgasp'd.

>someone wrote a really shitty rip off of Julia's character development last thread and got people to bitch at me
Wooow, rude.
Y'all so mad over nothing and you ignore all the rounds in which I play seriously.
I've kinda dropped the whole backstory to Julia now though, I can't be bothered to play other characters for different roles any more like I used to, so it's not important now.

>drcelt and bauds cooperatively fix 30 bugs in a day
>clusterfack: w-well b-but it d-doesn't c-count!
fuck's this even mean, 30 bugs are getting fixed, what jackass actually cared about the 100 bugs meme
t. not either of them

>>162794050
Pretty good setup for the shard, could use a few more collects. Use a volume pump to completely empty canisters into a line, they force by mol making them ideal for cool lines.

>>162794834
I dont think he really cares either he just said it was confusing.

>>162794050
Are those set to purge and whatever the opposing one is that sucks gas out?

If you never remove gas then you eventually build up more gas than you can cool with your existing piping. That results in death.

>>162795147
my bad, cluster's just being coy, i meant intigracy
>He couldn't even keep his promise.

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>You will never be part of a nuke Ops crew that uses the bombs to mine on the roid, and use the materials to build mechs with stolen equipment from the station.

WHY EVEN LIVE.

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>>162795284
As long as shit gets done I'm happy. Especially since a lot of those bugs were reported by me.

>>162795334
Cunning plan, wait for everyone to get bored and assume its stealthling or stealthvamp and go braindead. Then nuke them all to hell.

>>162795397
>You will never play dungeons and dragons for 4 hours and then go swipe the disk when the station is half torn apart by Greys and every one is brain dead.

>>162795135
Nukeops, had to hurry.

>>162795259
The left 2 uvents suck out gas, go through 3 filters and pure ox is injected by the right uvents.

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oiamlaffin

>>162794834
25 actually, the first 4 took 1 month each
They'll be done in 3 days

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>>162794396
>gameperiod

>>162795259
I can see his uvents, I can see why he used them though. For scrubbers to work you need to make the room closed to name the toom and then make an air alarm for them to link to so you can set them. Too much work for such a large area.

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>>162795540
What is actually wrong with cluster?

He just seems angry all the time.

>>162795743
He's angry all the time and thinks people are out to get him.

>>162795774
Oh what the fuck are you trying to HITPIECE me here? Fuck off Celt

>>162795540
Confusion & Lack of Understanding

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>>162795648
>tfw your bugfix engines take 6 months to rev up and then go to hyperspeed

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>>162795821
Do you think cluster would calm down if he had a QT slime girl to slime his earpussy?

>>162795980
Congratulations on making the worst post in history!

>>162795980
There are no slimeperson waifus nor do I want there to be any, delete this.

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Was opening those PRs part of your plan?

>Game Mastering a classical game of Stations&Spacecarps in the library.

>One player joins at first and makes a Noble Knight of Cargonia.
>He finds himself at the local Storage Room when suddenly a man comes running.
>"PLEASE! HELP ME! THE HoP HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY AN ANCIENT GREEN SPACECARP!"
>Ser Grey responds by saying that if he is to take this quest, he'll need more men.
>The Quartermaster puts his sunglasses on the table and says: "I will join your quest, although I'm worthless, I see that this is a noble cause and I wish to help!"
>The Mime arises from the far end of the table and puts down his nothing as he flashes a smile.
>In comes player 2, a strong Cargo Technician named Do Bigson, a local of Cargonia.
>He states that he'll join the quest and punches Ser Grey in the face.
>Ser Grey responds by calling his new allies: "Those who wish to prove themselves must best this man!"
>Do Bigson is not a quick man, but he takes them all by suprise and hits Ser Grey once again in the face.
>The Mime rushes up to him and pulls out his Great, Dual Nothing and deals a total of 0 damage to Do Bigson.
>Not far after, the Quartermaster pulls out his welder and starts welding on Do Bigson, dealing 6 damage onto his arm!
>Ser Grey, still believing there is hope within Do Bigson, tells him he has one last chance to redeem himself, which he doesn't.
>Ser Grey pulls out his shining blade to strike him down, but Do Bigson takes his two hands and in a clapping motion upwards manages to capture the sword between his hands and kicks the Quartermaster in the leg with a Natural 20!
>The last player arrives, a Vox with an actual sword. As the actual air in the library starts to deplete I ask what his adventure name is.
>Yahikai-something he says as he takes seat.
>"We should leave the station" Do Bigsons' player says out of character, popping a flare..
>"You leave this station, your character dies!" I said.
>He sits down, knowing I meant it.

1 minute later the Nuke happened.

>POST ROUND-END GRIEF WILL RESULT IN A BAN
Why do some servers do this? They're not even RP sometimes.

>>162795980
tfw no dominant xenobiologist waifu to threaten to divide your slimy body between two pens and let one of them shrivel up to the dry environment if you don't cede to her demands

>>162796320
not bad

well memed

>>162796585
from a vg admin perspective because it makes logs mildly annoying since you have to figure out exactly what point the round ended when someone ahelps about shuttle griff that occurred before the round ended

as far as other servers go they probably just don't want that kind of attitude, and whether you do it before or after the round you're still you all the time and it goes to show you're scum to them.

>>162797514
The premise was pretty much based on SS13 memes, so thanks!

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>ONLY ONE BAN FROM THE PAY DAY GENERAL METAGAMING

>ONE
>BAN

>>162794834
Celt was the one who cared, since he made the issue to prove he could fix bugs. Which he has now undermined by waiting four months to have another person do it for him.

>>162795540
>>162795743
>opening 25 prs in the course of 2 minutes

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>9600bauds fixes bugs and pushes the bugfixes to Celt's repo
>Celt makes PRs
>he thinks this counts as him having fixed the bugs himself

This is just sad to watch.

>>162799553
>being mad that someones fixing bugs

>>162799830
That's not what he's mad at, he's mad at someone else taking credit for something he didn't fix.

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>celt thinks he can pull wool over our eyes

>>162800135
He's gotten away with it before

>>162799868
so you wanna be mad that bugs are being fixed got it

I have heard that SS13 can never be separated from the BYOND client and if anyone made such a version it wouldn't be the same as current SS13.

Can someone here explain to me what is meant behind this statement?

>>162800201
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>162800226
t. cult

>>162800241
I love when people fix bugs, however celt is passing someone else's fixes off as his own for no reason.

>>162800241
>I have heard that SS13 can never be separated from the BYOND client
This is true. Current SS13 code makes use of a whole bunch of BYOND-integrated functions and trying to port it to another language would be more difficult than simply writing it from scratch in that language.

>if anyone made such a version it wouldn't be the same as current SS13
It's not an absolute, but I think this is referring to the tendency of remake projects to try and "improve" the game before actually completing it, doing shit like isometric perspective or larger sprites. I don't think a single remake attempt so far has tried to make "literally current SS13, but in another language."

>>162800329
>tfw celt is ginger and cant even grow a good ginger beard
what a useless irishman

>>162800241
SS13 came to be over a decade ago. Even throwing out the first 7 years where progress was pretty slow and starting at 2010, the speed in which content is added to the game is staggering.

Look at our github
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aopen+label%3AContent

This is just our server. /vg/station. There are a dozen servers with their own github, their own content additions, and their own vastly different interpretations of the game. And these are just the content additions from the last few weeks. There will be more tomorrow and next week and next month.

That gives you an idea of the staggering amount of "game" that is created every month. It's not enough to just make an engine. SS13 has been "remade" a half dozen times in the last half dozen years. But every time they end up plopping out an engine (one that's usually marginally better than byond). They don't plop out 15 years worth of content.

So it's a real catch. You don't just have to remake the game. You have to make a better game than what we have (or people won't switch), have as much content (which people are making more of every single day), and it has to be as easy to create new content.

That's why SS13 is doomed to Byond. It's too late to restart.

>Be Celt
>Realize it's actually impossible to fix 96 bugs in 5 days
>Stay up all night and only fixed like 12
>Send bauds money over PayPal so he'll bug fix for you
>Realize you still can't make the milestone

Next time don't half ass your work within a week before it's due, you've had months to slowly work on it Celt.

You've had over 1 day = 1 bug

>>162800441
>useless irishman
Talk about redundancy.

>>162800517
Did he really bribe bauds? WEW

>>162800476
I feel like the only way we'll escape is if someone creates an engine, THEN creates a program that can go through an entire repo and alter every instance of BYOND function accessing to use the equivalent function for the new engine, so that it would almost be plug-and-play to use an existing SS13 repo on the new engine.

>>162800517
He could also opt for the even better option of not making fucking crazy promises like this in the first place.

>>162800591
W Y C I

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>>162800520

>>162800591
To do that you'd have to make byond 2.0 basically.

I mean realistically if you were really fucking good then you could port like 70% or 75% of the content from a server and call it a day, and that'd be enough. But no one has done that nor will they.

>>162800517
Did he really think it would work? That we'd just let it go when all he's doing is putting his name on the work of another coder?
Or did he think we wouldn't notice?

>>162800696
He's putting it all on his milestone, he IS getting away with it.

>>162800678
Tech compliant looks pretty sweet

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>warden
>scanning video channels, reading the news
>Read bit about engineering
>4 SINGLO
>1 SHARD
>WARN SEC
>too busy dealing with other shit to hear me out
>ENGINEERING ACTIVATES IT
>WHILE XENOS
ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>162800678
>To do that you'd have to make byond 2.0 basically.
Yeah but at least you could make BYOND 2.0 open source so people could tear shit out and improve on it.

Screenshot this post, Celt won't even resign for 2017

>>162800625
1 bug a day is not crazy. It's fucking nothing. Celt is just stupidly lazy.

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Dude adequate cooling lmao

>>162800760
Tech compliant is a closed source pretty space station, not ss13.

>>162800797
that's the shard the blew up?

>>162800797
MADMEN

So where do I get this VLC plugin that the jukebox needs? It doesn't just mean VLC itself, does it?

>>162800901
>It doesn't just mean VLC itself, does it?
It does.

ITT:
>I can't code
>I'm a shitter
>I hate Celt because cluster does
>I'm a retard

>>162800784
"yes but at least you'd have years of development and no ones paying you shit for it"

I mean don't get me wrong dare to dream and all that but WYCI

>>162800992
>defending Celt going back on his word

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>>162800797
I don't get the appeal of Engineering.

That's all just a bunch of extra power that no one will ever fucking use. The only point in doing something like this would be for a rail gun.

Why do people main Engineers? Are they autistic, and unable to understand that a bigger number doesn't mean shit in 99.999999% of circumstances?

>>162800992
>some fag that doesn't even play anymore just lurks till some drama pops up then shitposts all night

>>162801021
How long do you imagine it'd take to make? Once it's in working condition the primary coder could just wash his hands of it and let the community improve on it.

>>162800992
>thinking anyone uses CLUSTER as a reason to hate celt

>>162801094
its fun when shit gets destroyed or you're in the mood to build shit.

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>>162800696
Musicians and comedians do that shit all the time. As long as the job gets done, why should we care?

>>162801094
They do it for fun.
It's a game in itself to try and perfect your engine setup.
Apart from that, fixing stuff feels good.

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Daily reminder Celt has to do it, everyone wish him luck!

>>162801094
>main

>>162801301
What? So he paid bauds so he wouldn't have to resign?

>>162801119
That's happened several times before. No ones interested in converting to a new engine, learning a new language, and giving everything up to start on some different engine whos grace is "It's not byond".

Pick whatever arbitrary number you want there's no real answer.

>>162801196
>other terrible people do terrible things so it's fine for everyone to do terrible things
We should care because this whole stunt was about Celt proving that he is capable of fixing bugs, it wasn't about the bugs themselves.

>>162801371
>No ones interested in converting to a new engine, learning a new language, and giving everything up to start on some different engine whos grace is "It's not byond".
Really? Because if, as I mentioned, there would be a way to migrate existing repos over to the new engine, I'd think that quite a lot of SS13 codebases would want to move to the "it's not BYOND" engine.
At least, it'd be more likely than someone making an entire remake from scratch and expecting all SS13 players to just toss their codebases in the garbage and start playing the new game.

How would you all feel about an APC overlord random event? Small explosion, APCs destroyed, engineers have to fix it. Not a hull breach or anything just a work generator and makes life interesting if the APC picked is somewhere important.

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Hard hitting punditry - only on /ss13g/

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>>162800797
Man, that round was total anarchy. I looted the ghetto bar, got lit on fire like ten minutes in, the bar was a Summer camp/apocalypse bunker, a singularity destroyed half the station, and there was a xeno queen in the escape shuttle bay.

>>162801476
That sounds awful.

>>162801073
>>162801097
>>162801160
Hey there Ivory tower coders. Scared Celt is actually doing a great job and putting you all in the dirt?

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>>162801467
Yes but your if is a massive if that no one has done and no one is that interested in doing.

Coding isn't magic. You can't just write a script to convert one language to another and have it all work. Even if you could, as previously mentioned SS13 is intrinsically tied into Byond and uses a lot of byond functions that would have to be entirely rewritten from scratch.

Believe me when I say I wish your idea was realistic but it is not.

>>162801547
>Celt is actually doing a great job
Oh hey, I can say untrue things, too!
"The thread is just chock-full of levelheaded and interesting discussion."

This is fun, isn't it?

>>162801503
not bad foster not bad

>>162801547
It's not Celt, though. It's Bauds.