/owg/ - Overwatch General

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You're on my naughty list.

>>162668330
Then it's also wrong you have to buy keys

>GAMF
>Gay Ass Mother Fucker

like anyone doubted mccree was the gay hero

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>people still using tombstone victory poses and halloween stuff
S T O P

YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS

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Mei's BUTT

>under the mistletoe highlight intro
Will you blueberry fags go fap instead of shitting on the thread now?

any ps4 users want to friend up and grind for boxes?

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The second and last points on King's Row kill my fps now.

>>162668656
Legit. If you're using Halloween shit even a week into November, you are a tacky trashy ass pleb.

>>162668362
Got images of that?

Is the tracer skin special as well then? That doesnt look like a legendary

ELF TRACER PORN WHEN


W H E N
H
E
N

post widow intro with odile skin pls

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Torbjörn + Symmetra at point B will be such a nightmare to be honest lads.

Literally everyone will have +150HP and Torb's armors won't melt as fast as it did since you have to chip away the 75 shields before the armor in a fight.

>>162668675
who would you rather shit up the thread instead? You know someone's gotta do it

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which one?

>>162668765
>One of the ugliest skins in the game

widowfags are a fucking mistake

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>Smugberry highlight
I want her to step on me.

>>162668821
santa is way cuter

and the iceblock is a snowman

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>>162668620
I'm a bad boi, will you punish me?

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So...

Only two decent legendaries(Winston and Zen), and I already got Zen from the free lootbox.

God tier Widow intro, some good voice lines, some good epic skins.

Zarya legendary is neat but Zarya already has the best emote in the game so I wouldn't use it even if I got it for free.

All in all I'll probably have all I want by the time the event ends.

>>162668750
we're just getting summer games tracer porn, anon, being a tracerfag is suffering

>>162668656
I'm gonna use christmas shit all year

>>162668821
the first one, it's top tier, the new christmas one sucks cock

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>get 5 crates from playing
>buy another 10
>open them all
>not a single rare/legendary
>the only event-related loot I got was fucking player icons
I think I'm going to vomit.

>Junkrat doesn't have a voice line singing the opening lines of Six White Boomers
Get your shit together Blizzard.

>>162668901
I'd rather get punished by him

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>>162668659
I would have been fine with Zenyatta snowball fights but Mei just pisses me off. I hate I have to listen to that stupid intro every game.

>>162668879
Someone post this with the skirt- skins please

>>162668879
>Gerard gets that same POTG but it ends differently

>>162668765

>Liking any of widow's skins except the recolors

Kys yourself dude, her legendaries are fucking shit.

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>>162668901
You're going to be getting a big piece of coal in your stocking.

>>162668939
That's what you get for buying into the gambling scheme of blizzard.

You'll end up buying more, I guarantee it.

>>162668953
>Six White Boomers
oh fuck, nostalgia

>>162669038
Huntres/comtessse is pretty nice

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Blizzard fucking did it. They created the perfect waifu. Goddamn it hurts.

>>162669038
>Kys yourself dude

>>162668821
The abominable one has a bad palette
Her Yeti Hunter is much better out of the two

Go Santa Mei

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>>162669040
and I have a glass full of milk for you

So what's the most metameme/cancer pick on consoles at the moment?

Need to grind some soloq

Seriously, wtf were they thinking with this brawl.
Oneshot permadeath is such a terrible experience

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>>162668939
>buying crates before the end of the event

>>162669038
>kysysd

>>162668656
>>162668729
There is nothing wrong with using pumpkin Reaper, witch Mercy and skeleton Zenyatta after Halloween.

>we got a shitty recolour instead of slutty elf Mei
Fucking blizzard

Please don't play the Mei brawl if you have no idea on how to aim, use walls, or reload.
Thank you.

>>162669137
Different anon, but you got memed on. It's the same thing when people jokingly post "rip in peace"

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Fuck me.

At least I got the Reaper and Sombra Epics a few crates later and now I'm closer to afford one of the Legendaries.

>>162669221
Why would you want event related skins after event's end?

i bet it stinks

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Is there a CHECKLIST for the winter items yet?

>>162669332
ripip

>>162669267
Nothing wrong if you're tacky, trashy, plebs.

Boneyatta's the only passable one.

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I haven't touched this game in months but these skins are tempting me, so I want to know one thing before I install again

Are call of duty man and d.va actually viable now?

Please respond

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>>162668901
I'd burn his coal if you get what i'm saying.

any videos of the new Mei iceblock in a game? thanks before

>>162669396
They are OP.

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>>162669196
You know exactly what santa likes

>>162669361
Checked em

>TFW finally good enough hanzo to be called a hacker
feelsgoodman.hnz

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>>162668992

Man this Snowball mode is not fun at all.

>>162668712
I will when I get off work. Newsflash though, I am pretty bad.

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shit, even s2 wasn't this bad.

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What did you get me for Christmas, Anon?

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUTIE

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> new sprays
> Pharah fishing
> Rein fishing
Pharah confirmed for having german genes
it would also explain her being taller and lighter skined than her mother plus loving justice so damn much

>>162669521
A 300 points spread is nothing.

>>162669495
Agreed. This new brawl is terrible.

>>162669547
A shiny new Symmetra barrier to fuck up your shots when you're on King's Row offense.

>>162669480
Somehow i expected more. Still enough to fap. Thank you.

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>>162669547
A FUCKING SPRAY

>>162669495
It's terrible.
Most of players liked pve brawl. What were they thinking, adding instakill brawl in the game
>>162669573
That's why she is autistic too

>>162669387
I just think if they aren't blatant then there's no problem. Pumpkin Reaper looks spooky and fits Reaper, witch Mercy is still sexy. Even Junkenstein still looks good enough to pass imo.

I'd say one of the biggest offenders is Roadhog Franksteins monster.

>sombra has the best christmas skin
>she is the worst character

Fucking blizzard

>>162668656

I will be rocking Coldheart armor until something more badass comes along witch is never.

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>>162669669
>sombra has the best christmas skin

>>162669595
a little consistency would be nice, this bullshit of gaining 300 sr and then losing it the next day is beginning to become grating, what happened to my win/loss streaks.

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Goddamnit Blizzard. You had one job. Her entire theme is ice for crying out loud.

>A skin costing 3000 coins is literally just a color of the default model
>Only thing added to the skin is a bow on the robot and a santa hat
>Weapon isn't changed at all, unlike most other legendaries
>Weapon doesn't shoot candy canes or snowballs with M2
>Ice wall doesn't have christmas lights pinned on it or other decorations
>Ultimate doesn't have any change to it, not even a simple snow effect added

Literally the only good thing about it is that her ice block is a snowman, and that's definitely not worth 3k

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>playing winter mystery
>hanzo
>do ok, then get rushed by dual d.vas
>sombra
>do ok, then get rushed by a d.va with a pocket mercy
>spawn as a mei while the enemy team is capping the last point
I dislike this update.

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>>162669629
>>162669637

>>162669669
Stop playing her like an attack character. Flank, sabotage, get behind the enemy and fuck with them.

Is the Winter brawl the worst game mode to ever exist in a videogame?

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>get a legendary in my first box
>it's winston scuba suit

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>tfw got WHAP! achievement

Need to work on aim for other two.

>>162668985
i love her voice tho

>>162669847
I just reached lvl 100 and started over from the start with a shiny new star and in all my levels never once got a Winston skin.

His jungle explorer is best imo but I feel the same way about Meis firefighter skin. It's only the best because his skins are shit. Except for the new yeti one.

>>162669127
your waifu is shit

>>162669824
no? it's good

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>all these people getting SEVERAL legendaries in a single box
>meanwhile I've been getting whites/blues all over the place

>>162669824
it's better than the halloween brawl

>>162669824

Definitely disappointing.

>>162669806
Like she's cute as fuck, but she was already cute as fuck. They literally added nothing and said it's worth the cost and rarity of Zenyatta's skin which has actual modeling done.
Not to mention the bullshitness of her having never gotten a new skin before now and it's this, while everyone else has much better lower 'quality' skins when they just got ones for Halloween.

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>>162669127
Why is she so perfect though?

>>162669480
BREHS

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>Tfw Christmas came early
And i still get shit i'll never use

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>mfw I will be forced to buy the Tracer reskin with a santa hat slapped onto it because I'm a waifufag and can't control my dick

>>162669806
Good. Less meis, better game.
I want all the meifags to stfu and look at Zarya's collection of trash before complaining

>>162669995
I feel like a lot of the skins don't make sense. Like, yeah some of them are cool like mecha queen Pharah, gambler Mccree and Zenyattas stuff but what do most of them have to do with anything at all?

Like, what the fuck does a stunt man have to do with Soldier 76? What is with the Native American Pharah skin? Why is Torbjorn a pirate?

It's silly and fun but has nothing to do with their characters at all. I look at Sombra and at least hers make sense to her character.

>>162670114
Yep, that's what the last sentence said, good job anon.

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>shoot a snowball that one-shots a 250 Hero
>ultimate that allows you to do that several times in a row

Snowball gun Mei as a playable character in other game modes when?

how do i get the 4 kills without missing achievo?

Blizzard just murdered this game with the symmetra rework. Symm+Torb+D.Va is an impenetrable defense.

>>162670212
>Zarya's collection of trash
What do you mean? She was already perfect with the Arctic skin.

>>162670065
lol

no it isn't. The Halloween event was great.

>>162670229
>skins arent allowed to be silly and fun unless they make sense

Yeah nah.

>>162670195
kek, my nigga

>Finally got Santa Roadhog

Now I just want Symmerta highlight and Yeti Winston everything else is just gravy at that point.

>>162670312
>She was already perfect with the Arctic skin.
please stop

>>162670303
Kill 4 people without missing

Anyone else feel like they put a lot more effort in the Halloween event?

>>162670408
does it have to be in one round? can I die

Anyone up for making a /vg/L virtual divegrass team with me?

>general is too on-topic for a team

>>162669814
Sorry widow but I don't think talon allows giving Christmas gifts.

>decide to play brawl
>three people shoot their ball on the spawn room

fugg

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CHUBBY PUBIC MOUND

>get down to 1v1 in Snowball going 2-0
>fuck around by just chasing enemy Mei who needs to reload while I have a shot ready
>play with walls, running in circles around obstacles, spamming A-MEI-ZING at each other
>team's raging in chat
>I decide to get 'em that achievement as a special Holiday gift

I spoil 'em, I know.

>>162670473
You personally can die anytime, nobody will miss you
Yes I suppose

>>162670535
Same, except 5 people in my team.

This has happened 4 times in a row.

>>162670404
Not that Anon but he's right, between the Artic skin and whatever the Olympic Games one is called, she already had infinitely better skins than fucking Firefighter Mei.

I would be fine with Mei's recolor if, line other people have mentioned, it changed... fucking, something, I dunno, voice lines, the weapon, the Ice Wall.
Snowman ice block is not enough.

>>162670541
Fatty confirmed

Is there anything special with the tracer skin like they did with the mei one and her ice block?

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Mei's BUTT

Finally getting good with a hero you like feels pretty great.

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>>162669495
This

Even Lucioball was more fun than this crap

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Checklist when?

>>162670724
>>162670541
hurrr durrr it's just padding hurrr
padding that sticks to the creases and contours of her body derrrr

>play mei brawl
>get my ult up
>2v4
>hide in a corner
>see the enemy team all camping one room on the other side
>pop my ult
>kill all 4 of them
Fuck, it felt good. Too bad the entire gamemode is fucking cancer and I'm never touching it again.

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WHY THE FUCK DO THE HOLIDAY EVENTS DRAW OUT SHITTERS

NONE OF THEM BOTHER CONTESTING

EVERY GODDAMN MATCH, IT'S THE SAME GOLD OBJECTIVE TIME WITH 30 SECONDS

>winter random heroes
>don't have to play king of the hill
>have to play hanamura

fucking monkeys paw

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Rate my Mercy loadout

>>162670635
Thank fucking god something good is coming from this event with her.

>Mei's brawl is 3v3
>she can store 2 snowballs
>reload time is halved

There, I fixed the brawl.

>>162670597
Zarya and Mei have the worst skins in the game. All of them are ugly blizzard should fire who ever thought they looked good.

>all these babies whining about the brawl

how bad can you be? This is great

>>162669565
Requesting this winpose with all her legendaries?

>d.va was bad for 6 months
>only got 1 event skin which is a recolour
Why does Blizzard hate her?

>>162668656
They seriously should only allow for these holiday skins to be worn at the appropriate time

>>162670635
>implying thats a bad thing

>>162670868
>witch skin instead of imp
>no gold gun
0/10

>>162670947
nobody on my team understands how the fuck to play

idiots wasting their snowball at the beginning of the round, every time

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>>162670868
>wearing last season's skins
Do you even fashion? 0/10

>love playing Mercy
>missed the entire halloween event so I don't have the meme waifu skin
>literally every other Mercy I see is running around in this skin
STOP TRIGGERING ME

I NEED MY FAPBAIT SKIN REE

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>literally lose 6 games in a row in the mystery heroes brawl

>>162670891
No
>When you hit an enemy you don't kill him, but score a point
>Which team scores set amount of point first win
Basically TDM. That would also add a reason to run and hide from ulting enemy

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STOP ME FROM BUYING MORE CRATES

PLEASE, ALL I WANT IS THE TRACER SKIN AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE BLIZZARD MONEY FOR SHITTY PRACTICES

CONVINCE ME TO STOP BUYING CRATES

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>shoot enemy point blank with snowball
>it misses

>>162670212
>>162670404
>>162670938
>Arctic and the olympic skins are bad
I disagree, and posit that you just have shit taste.

>>162669806
If they were too lazy to make a new model for her, i would have preferred they would reused her Yeti Hunter/Abominable model

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So I hear that the Mei brawl is broken and making people angry

>>162670172
At least you got fucking skins. The only things i got are fucking sprays and icons.

>>162671087
Don't feel bad, I've lost 11 snowball games in a row

>>162671024
it's to be expected. same thing happened with the halloween mode. More people will warm up to it in the days to follow

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>tfw you already got all the achievements
now I don't have to play this shit for the rest of the event

>Only 2 new PotGs

Just Symmetra and Widow, right?
Why wasn't there one for Torb or one of the other characters?

>>162671169
You have shit eyesight if you really think those skins look good.

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>>162671087
>mfw lost 14 comp games in a row
You don't know the true suffering yet anon.

>>162668985
Oh god does narrate the event like Rhein did in Halloween?

>"Ahm tail yu da stowie ob Fader Wintuh Cwimass!"
fuck off Mei you fat pig

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Mercy is cute! CUTE!

>>162671128
This fucking gun fires like a donkey's dick.

>>162671187
It's not broken. People just can't aim arcing projectiles for shit

>>162671187
It's not broken, it's just shitty

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>>162671231

my nigga

>>162671125
Have you not learned from the lessons of Summer games and Halloween? Buy crates DAY OR TWO BEFORE event's end; you may get the damn skin you want in the next crate. Save your damn money after you spent full price for origins for a game that shouldve cost $30 max

>>162671413
Do Ambush and Cool as Ice transfer over rounds or does it have to be in one round?

>>162671285
>mercy will allow anyone to kiss her
slut

Pharah and Rein share an ice fishing spray. Does this mean Rein is her dad?

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>That Mei in the main menu with a more angular face

>>162670304
Symmetra - Torb - D.Va - Bastion - Reinhardt - Ana defending Hanamura point A

How do you get through, /owg/?

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I already regret reinstalling.

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>>162671285
oh my good fucking god almighty

>>162669337
hue hue

>>162671125
you have like a month

save coins

>>162671495
Zarya and Rein share an arm wrestling spray. Does this mean they're a pair?

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>>162671495
Whatever it is, it's cute

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post best pairing

>>162669396
Call of duty man is currently one of the most overpowered things in the game and Dva got a ton of buffs too

i get shit for christmas.

>play comp
>switch sides
>game doesn't start
>everyone stuck in chat
>pretty sure i'm the only one left

this shit happened to me at the sombra patch as well and i lost 50 sr for that shit, i refuse to leave.

>>162671495
They share the ice fishing spray, cheers emote with Ana (and 76), Pharah's skin names are half ana skin name themes and reinhardt skin name themes, strong sense of justice, share armor, both have things for tiny ladies (Reinhardt to Ana, Pharah to Mercy)

what more do you want?

holy FUCK that tracer skin is cute
lewds when

may I ask about how much of my team's damage should I do as dps? I play soldier if it makes a difference.

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And now the retards with shit internet are trying to join.

GG

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>>162671651
>pairing Winston with anybody

>>162671187
>broken
Boring and tedious is not broken, it's just not enjoyable.

>three level ups
>2 crates for playing the modes
>3 for arcade
>nothing good

fuck off

>>162671709
Facts instead of ass pull suppositions and fan canon?

Where's my fucking D.Va skin Blizzard?

>>162671516
You dont. You go and play Paladins instead.

>>162671609
Zarya just wants to assert her dominance in terms of raw strength.

>>162671909
Where's my fucking _____ skin, Blizzard?!

>no comic
>they said at Blizzcon one would drop "soon"
Blizzard does it again

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2 boxes, same skin, thanks Blizz.

Better than nothing I suppose - I like that her "YEAH!" voice gets changed to holiday chants.

>Mei is the theme of the arcade brawl
>Slopply recolor mei to red and give her a hat
>Put effort into Tracer's costume
>Sell Mei's as a legendary anyway

wew

>>162671847
Winston doesn't need a dick to please a lady, he has twenty fingers

>>162671992
GIVE ME ONE REEE

>>162671847
scientifically
enhanced
benis

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>>162670724
Fuck

fucking hell Overwatch blows, is it literally nothing but spawn, die, respawn, attempt to meat grind through some choke point, and when all else fails stack no skill ults that seem to go off every 30 seconds and hope your ult deathball stack beat opponents.

this is the game? can i refund?

BEST GIRL IS FINALLY OUT OF HER SUIT!

>>162672101
what about poopy butt

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Does Zen have any new voicelines with his skin?

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>>162672119
And looks like a dork

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>game set in the future
>white people still exist

Will homoposter ever recover?

>Winter mystery
>Enemy team gets 2 syms 2 tornbs and 2 Dvas as defenders on Hanamura B

Love this RNG

>>162670734
>Normal hitbox. NO EXCUSES.
Fix Hanzo and Roadhog's hitboxes first.

Better yet actually fix all the hitboxes

>come back for xmas update
>bored already
>remember why i left

anyone else know this feel

Nutcracker is creepy

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BEST GIRL

>>162672187
Isn't she cute

>>162672248
no since i never left

The one that got truly fucked is Zarya

the "sleeves" on her skin are just retextured arms lmao

>>162671656
>>162669448
How so? All I can see is a +3 damage per bullet boost, did that make that big of a difference?

>>162672227
He's probably fucking his sorrows away in a semen-fueled haze.

>>162672187
dorks r cute

>>162672246
>have to attack
>defenders have d.va, double mei, ana and rein

>>162672393
>All I can see is a +3 damage per bullet boost, did that make that big of a difference?
Extremely.

He invalidates mccree and reaper and deletes pharah even faster

>>162672248
Not really.
Why DID you leave, Anon?

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>>162672030
apart from humans only a few animal species has sex for pleasure and gorillas aren't among them.

Winston is probably asexual bíy human standards and quite fed up with everyone constantly speaking and thinking about sex around him.

>>162672314
Hey, I've just noticed that she catched a lot of fish and Rein got not a single one

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>>162671125
>first box
>get Tracer skin
>second box
>get Tracer skin duplicate

I'm not even mad.
She's SO CUTE

>>162668656
I will find you and I will kill you as pumpkin reaper.

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>that new widowmaker intro

>>162672501
I bet he was surprised when Mercy suddenly started sucking his cock

>>162672314
>bait.jpg

>tfw MMR so high I literally can't find a comp match

Almost 50 minutes here.

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>tfw have all of Widow's loot already
>tfw she was in another short this year
Thank you Blizz. I love the blue so much.

>>162671992
happened to me with Mei skin

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Is she waiting for (me) to kiss her?

>>162672552
stop hogging all the skins you greedy fuck.

>>162672552
>get a legendary skin and free 200 gold

what right would you even have to be upset

>>162672610
pumpkin reaper is ok

tombstone shit still doesn't make sense

>>162672718
>you
NO!

ME.

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Thank goodness, I have like 30 minutes on Zarya.

>>162672710
Too bad she's the least fun hero and anyone saying otherwise is blinded by his dick.

>>162670974
Some people paid actual, real money for them though.
That would be absolutely horseshit, even by Blizzard standards.

>>162672668
Tracer, bro. Haven't you seen the SFM?

Dat Zarya legendary emote

>>162672718
>>162672759
She waiting for everyone

shes a slut

>>162672552
>24 boxes
>7 legendaries
>4 elf tracer skins


J U S T

Lazy skin recolor, lazy event brawl, at this rate, it'll turn into Diablo, where they'll only refresh the seasons and maybe remember to toss some balance twice a year.

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>>162672313
ITS

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>>162672759
Hey, get in the line

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>>162672710
Not too shabby

me and another guy on the enemy team have been autistically waiting for the other one to leave since the game broke, send help please.

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>haven't touched the game in months
>still get 5 golds in mei brawl because I don't move like a retard and know when to use abilities

>try to play QP
>people instalock hanzo, sombra and widow
>complain about the team when we start losing
>tell them that picking Widow on Nepal is fucking retarded
>"lol bro just qp"

Then why the fuck are you complaining about no healers?

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>>162672847
Go now

>>162672227
What happened?

>>162672867
GRANDDAD

>>162672896
Almost looks like she's wearing no panties.

>>162672772
I'd like her better if she played as a proper sniper

Does Symmetra's new barrier have an HP pool?

>>162672847
Overwatch update in a year
>give all heroes +100 health
>reduce all cooldowns by one second
>buff one category beyond reason

>kill someone in the brawl
>"It's only physics!"
Mei is getting hot monkey dick'd.

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>>162672836

>>162672992
1k

Why Mecrcy is such a slut? Can her lust for cocks ever be satisfied

>>162672914
Wow! You're so good. Here's a (You)

>>162670348
I didn't say that but why aren't there more skins that make sense for the characters?

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>>162672934
IIRC he's been advocating some shitty headcanon reveal which according to him was supposed to happen today. Nothing happened.

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>just got the sombra skin in a box
>will never use it since her default skin is hideous no matter what color it is

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Anyone else like Mei's BUTT?


>>162673026
She also says "Simple Geometry" so she's also getting that Dragon Dong

>>162672934
They canned that comic that was supposed to come out a while ago

>>162673227
Mei is a fucking slut.

>>162671709
She knows who her dad is. It's a nobody that died during the war.

>>162673026
"Hey Winston, I like your glasses!"

>>162672914
not even dying anymore, just fishing for reloading meis

>>162670229
>I feel like a lot of the skins don't make sense
>Like, what the fuck does a stunt man have to do with Soldier 76? What is with the Native American Pharah skin? Why is Torbjorn a pirate?
>It's silly and fun but has nothing to do with their characters at all.
I think you're in the wrong game for "serious" things.

Or Blizzard caring about their characters at all

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>Open 3 boxes from weekly rewards
>first 3 boxes of the event
>get this

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all I really want for christmas is to share a hot drink with best girl

>>162671473
they transfer

>start brawl
>get sniped halfway across the map by a random shot
>have to wait 3 minutes until everyone dies so I can play again

I would have preferred a Junkenstein reskin.

>>162672662
the only good new item tbqh

>>162673359
Motherfucker

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Be honest, how many of you noticed him in the main menu?

This Snowball mode makes me realise how shit I am at aiming and gaming.

>>162673359
nice santa

>>162673373
>"ah a cup of hot steaming cum fresh from the tap my favorite"

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>>162673008
>From: Junkrat

C-CUTE!!!~

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NOICE

>join competitive
>someone on my team picks sombra
>as I'm about to quit the match, 3 people on my team instantly quit

Thanks guys.

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>>162672772
>least fun hero
What? Getting those *dinks* feels so good. And if you're really good with you ruin other people's fun. It's amazing.

>>162673454
I did later.

>>162673503
>>>/mlp/

>>162670814
Yes, child, we get it, her clothes are tissue-thin and everything else is her obese blubber wallowing everywhere, why can't she be a runway model with no tits, etc etc.

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>>162671231
>>162671413
>tfw only one cheevo left
>tfw feel like you got the really hard ones first

I swear I'm getting people while they are reloading but it doesn't count it

I'm playing it now and I know I got at least one. Just need two more.

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>>162668523
I seriously love the festivities and what's more festive than a salt quick play game.
Am I right guys?

>>162672751

>undead taker of souks
>rising from grave isn't perfect for his character

Shouldn't you be watching your crush get blacked on a camsite, beta?

>>162673592
but it's boring as fuck now, 80% of the board is shitty fucking stagnant generals that bed for writers to make anything.

the show is good though, i caught up on that recently

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T-thanks Jeff...

sure is a lot of garbage tier shitters playing the game atm

>>162673741
i'm gay and a sub, but cuckings not my thing sorry

>SOMBRA

So let's see

Sleep dart is instant death, junkrat trap is instant death, both have varying levels of application.

Hack should completely disable ALL skills, except for literally moving. Primary, everything.

If Sombra's gun sucks dick and she can't 1v1 anyone, then hack, which is stopped by taking damage, takes awhile, is loud and has lights that point to her; it's simple balance to disable everything.

>>162673758
i didnt even know that was possible

>>162672718
She's waiting for you to step through the noose

>>162673715
>cheevo
kys

Did only Sym and Widow get holiday highlight intros?

>>162672706

>playing comp

Don't fall for the esport meme. 3v3 is the proper way to play this game.

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I got the last two right after this and we won
(Sorry for poor framerate, I'm on a toaster)

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>when you finally accept you're always going to be trash and will never pass 3.5k rating

>>162673856
It takes like a second, that's not a lot.

Increase hack time by some amount and sure

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I don't know how to feel... I got really excited at seeing the gold glow.
B.Va IS her best skin though, so it's alright.

>>162673341
It's not about being serious, it's about fitting the theme of the character.

Like why not alternate skins that show off what ifs. Like what if Tracer worked for Talon etc. Or maybe a character in civi clothes or alternative versions of their battle gear that still fits the character and lore.

I'm not saying the ones we got are stupid or shouldnt be in the game but i'd like to see more and better skins that fit the players, like Sombras.

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>full of christmas spirit, been wanting to play for the past few days
>20 slide presentation due tomorrow

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>>162673981
>see it's going to be a legendary
>this

>>162672552

>win 3 arcade matches
>open loot box
>Reaper holiday voice
>Zenyatta holiday skin
>Got everything I wanted without spending a dollar

Feels gud

>>162668523
>legendary
>hoping for yeti winston
>its jingle

fuck off i don't play that shit tracer hero

>>162674037
>It's not about being serious, it's about fitting the theme of the character.
>Like why not alternate skins that show off what ifs. Like what if Tracer worked for Talon etc.
Those two things are completely different though.

>>162673981
Stinky skin!

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NEW SKIN ONLY AVAILABLE FOR ME WHEN

>>162674051
>20 slides
You can do that shit in 30 min tops.

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>opened 11 loot boxes
>so far not a single skin, all grays and blues

>>162674176
I have to do a lot of talking.

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I love it

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>>162674083

>>162674176
>You can do that shit in 30 min tops.
nigga what
Idk what high school level presentations you're working on but a slide should last for a long ass time on screen

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>>162674117
>get legendary
>it's mei's shitty recolor legendary
>less than 2 hours played on mei

Hand over the Yeti, Jeff.

>>162674223
Too bad she's useless unless you figure out her spray pattern

>>162672030
I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet

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stunning

Are they going to release more animated shorts any time soon? I really like them.

>Desperate for Mei Legendary Skin
>See the new one and think it looks fucking incredible
>Check internet, everyone saying its a blue quality skin with a hat
>Check skin again and realize it is
>Get super sad

The fuck were they thinking? There is no excuse, and there is nothing about that skin that makes it legendary, especially since Torb has multiple unique 3D models.

>>162674169
;)

How do we fix Bastion? Here's my idea
>just slap more HP or add a small Rein-ish shield when self healing
>faster switching between modes

>>162674368
>blue eyes
holy fuck my dick

>>162673976
yes, it is alot. since it's stopped by damage and los

>>162674223
great more warning colors

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>>162673541
>Junkrat got Roadhog a gift
>Roadhog didn't give him one in return

>>162673926
>try to play 3v3
>8 minutes on queue and nothing

>>162674406
If it makes you feel any better, the ice block is different too. Still a shitty skin though.

>>162674406
>letting the opinion of autists on an anime shitposting forum take away your joy

I seriously hope none of you do this

>>162674406
Her frozen form is a snowman now but I still don't think that warrants 3k fucking overbucks.