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>>162434985

gigi-chan best waifu

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>>162434985

Old thread because OP is a faggot that doesn't know how to OP

>same edition twice

Oh well, first for best girl anyway

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First for best girl.

>>162621852
>>162621863
Haha talicancers btfo

damn ;_;

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The geth did nothing wrong.

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>>162622236
>editing my OC

heathen

>>162621696
you know we had 20 posts left in the old thread, care to explain?

>>162622972
It makes a better reaction image this way. Accept it.

>>162623270
I believe it might be something to do with OP being a faggot

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>>162623343
it is a very likely explanation, considering his choice of shit OP.

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This approach will inform how I play Mass Effect Andromeda. It is the climate of our times

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>>162624559
>bought the witcher trilogy
>can barely bring myself to play the first game because the graphics are so outdated and the gameplay so clunky
>high-res waifus still 2 games away

jdimsa

>>162624559
>shilling inbred slav garbage
kys

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Hopefully, as we can see from Sloane Kelly's design, ME:A will be the first Afrofuturist AAA title.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/12/fashion/afrofuturism-the-next-generation.html

>>162621852
>>162621863
cancer

>>162626221
Why are the legs so small?

>>162626950

Maiden-stage asari.

>>162626950
obviously a kid asari. barely 50 years old.

http://www.pcgamer.com/mass-effect-andromedas-creative-director-says-you-should-probably-keep-your-saves/

What do they even fucking do there? Backpedaling on their word as usual

>>162629106
they mean the andromeda saves, don't they?

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No one wanted to see krogan in Andromeda again. No one wanted to see those fucking rapists. Yet, here are Bioware and Mac pretending they are fan favorites. It makes me sick. I am literally shaking

>>162629378
>No one wanted to see those fucking rapists
>I am literally shaking
nice b8

A new thread and an old reminder

Suffer not a xeno or its sympathiser to live

>>162632079
Human grills can't succ as well as xenos qt tho

Your opinion on /dag/ being gone forever?

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>>162632394
I hope these obese whores also commit mass suicide

>>162632390
Nice try xeno sympathiser, take your fallacies elsewhere

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>>162632590
I'll for sure take my fellatios elsewhere if you know what I mean.

So wtf happens with the geth in 3 if you get tali killed in 2? No desert drama or does her role get picked up by some other space gypsy?
Tried this on /v/ thought you fags might know better.

>>162632491
Can we take your obese neckbeards with us? Are we going to do the obese sex?

>>162632850

Xen takes her place.

>>162632850
Admiral Raan takes her place

>>162632847
listen, i like you because you posted the best kevin smith

but also you're a xeno sympathiser and Ares killed xenos for fun

>>162633013
I kill xenos for fun too. I fuck xenos for fun too.
I even hold hands with xenos.

>>162633242
And we're back to exactly where we were

Suffer not a xeno or his sympathiser to live

>>162632875
I don't think anyone her has standards low enough to fuck your kind

>>162633309
Live fast, die full of xeno venerial diseases.

>>162633431
Well, I guess as long as you know what's in store

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Give me a waifu with a cute Southern drawl, please!

>What can I do for you, Rahder?

I hope Cora is at least pretty, can't stand PB and Vetra will probably be a dyke

>/dag/ is dead
lol

Liara is so cute

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Good morning guys.

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>>162634643
Hey

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>>162633370
Come on baby, come get you some of this.
We can have it all.

>>162634837
That's actually how I imagine the average /dag/ """girl""" to look like

>>162634910
That's my selfie. Now come give Momma a big kiss.

>>162633753
Judging by Bioware's habit of having only one attractive romance option in the Dragon Age series, Cora will be the best looking one

>inb4 she's another josephine

>>162635053
The only attractive female in DA is Morrigan

That franchise is pure cancer

>>162634968

Can I give you a kiss? :3

>>162635430
>>162634968
Y'all niggas are gay

>>162632394
so that's why /meg/ has become pure cancer.

Liara?

>>162635828
fuck off

>>162635921
kys

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>>162635828
Shepard...

Liara is so beautiful, devoted and supportive

I love her so much

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I remembered the Houseberry brand recently so I decided to dig it up to see if there's still demand for it. Going for that nostalgia/comeback angle.

Is there still an interest in Houseberry OPs? If so, can I push that further into t-shirts, badges, flags and similar?

I'm under a lot of, well, let's just say duress. So, my time is very limited and I don't care about Mass Effect at all. I didn't even know about Andromeda - I mean really, who gives a shit? But I can fit this into my schedule if there's some cash to be made.

Let me know what you think. Oldfags, I count on you to explain how this works to newfigs. If you guys&gals want to give this a go, I'm sure I can work something out.

>>162636198
>Is there still an interest in Houseberry OPs?

Literally no one is interested

>>162636338
t. mad talicuck

speak for yourself scum

When did you realize that 3D females are not important?

>>162636198
Why are you shilling your shit in /meg/? who the fuck cares or wants it?

As long as the op isn't tali then it's all gravy tbqh

>>162636198
just go away

>>162636643
I don't understand, where else am I gonna shill it?

>>162636338
Really? That kinda sucks. I can change the shtick some, see if you new guys like it.

Uh, so, what do you dislike so far? How should I proceed?

>>162614791
Lewd.

>>162612328
>Implying I wouldn't target other quars with less competition to drop my spaghetti too.

>>162614491
I like it.

>>162614870
I love it when people post my fics. It makes me glad.

>>162636752
>I don't understand, where else am I gonna shill it?
/r/masseffect
now go.

>>162636845

Dude, why the fuck are you so hostile? Stop being a fucking dick bro.

>>162637053
He got banned on /r/masseffect so he's shitposting here.

>>162637053
>Stop being a fucking dick bro.

Stop being a fucking jew

Nobody wants to buy whatever shit you are trying to peddle, no one is interested in your brand, no one cares

>>162637053
it's bad enough that you hijacked the OP, now you're shitting up the whole thread with your fucked up nonsense. just go

>>162637363
>>162637624

I think you guys don't really know how this works. I think I'll wait for more reasonable voices to surface.

>>162637796
there are no reasonable voices when it comes to "house berry". you are the only one in the whole fucking world having this weird fetish.

>>162621852
I wonder if Tali chose that pattern just because, or if it has some cultural significance.

>>162621819
Good job anon.

>>162637879
Just ignore him. He's done this before, he'll lose interest eventually.

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>>162637973
It's her Virgin Mary robe

Although I suppose she has no need of it any more

>>162637879
>fetish

Is that what this is?

does he have a blueberry fetish or something?

>>162638215
from what i can gather he's sponging attention with some made up silly goofy fetish like the floor tiles guy from /v/

>>162638941
>he never expierienced the well rounded edges of a bathroom tile made out of fine china

I pity you anon, once you found the right tile there is no way of return.

>>162638084
Now I imagine Tali hapily turning her fabric inside out to reveal a slightly darker shade of purple.
No one takes any notice until she meets Shala again, who notices.

>>162638215
He's just a shitposter.

>>162638941
>tfw will never lick the cold edges of a trembling virginal floor-tile.
>tfw will never be seduced by a lewd pattern in the shower.
thank god.

>>162639446
just imagine, they just staple them to hundreds and thousands in home improvement stores, all year round. it must be like a whorehouse for fetishists. I'll take an extra look next time I go there and check if someone's staring at the tile section extra hard and will yell "tile fucker" out of a different aisle then.

>>162640012
will there ever be an explanation for the spiked toilet seat?

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She reminds me of some celebrity, but I can't figure out which one.
I like her, she's got.

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>>162641242

I like the blonde hair, but she's not very pretty.

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>>162635430
Yes pls. Prepare thineself.

>>162629378
you posted that exact image and response a few days ago

>>162633753
nah, PB's going to be the dyke.
Vetra's the straight one that will make all the lesbians angry because they can't fuck her

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>>162640012
why is this so damn funny?

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>>162642957
Should have been Scrooge McDuck.

>>162642957
Kingdom Hearts 3 looks pretty weird

What's the best and most fitting ending for Javik ?
> Go to the grave of his companions and an hero himself.
> Writes a book about himself and shag Liara
> Become King of the Jellyfish

>>162643810
getting shot out the airlock by EDI

>>162643810
fucking Liara. means he's moved on and developed as a person. plus, then maybe she'll stop hitting on me eventually

>>162644040
>>162643810
>liara touching anyone that isn't Shepard
kek

>>162644194
they can fuck in the Citadel DLC

>>162644305
explain

>>162643810
King of the jellyfish.

>>162644305
fem shepard and javik can, not javik and liara or have I missed this?

>>162644848
it's implied if Javik gets drunk enough.

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I am surprised and pleased by the amount of femtur art already around

>>162643810
I don't know. Maybe he'd hang with archeologists that explore prothean ruins. Or maybe he'd be the best damn detective on the citadel, with a plucky by the book sidekick.
He can read minds and sense stuff through objects, he'd be great in crime and I think he'd be happy asserting prothean supremacy by shooting crooks.

>>162645548
I'm surprised by how much I like Vetra. The name too, way better than Nyreen.

>>162642005
>K-keelah S-Shepard I heard H-human women use makeup too.
>I-I tried to make myself l-look -p-p-pretty for you Sheppy-boy, k-keelah my s-stuttering se-lai

>>162646630
She's got good character design, and might be perpetually smug, which'd be fun. though, that smirk could just be her natural mouth shape, we haven't seen enough of her to know

not sure if she'll be an Engineer, Infiltrator, or Adept, though

>>162646630
>I'm surprised by how much I like Vetra. The name too, way better than Nyreen.

eddrf, NO!

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>>162646630

>>162646864
I hope she's a soldier. I think she looks like a woman who, when hearing beepbeep saying she can do X with her special biotic skills, would suggest doing X by shooting at it till X is done. in deadpan of course.

>>162647073
I feel the screeching overtake me! It's a good pain!

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Calm or Energetic party ?

Drunk or Dancing Tali ?

>>162648325
i don't think she'll be a soldier. her armor's too light for a full-combat class, and they want to reduce comparisons to Garrus so I doubt they'll have her use a sniper/ar combo

>>162643810

Not existing.

>>162648396
>Drunk or Dancing Tali ?
Yes

>>162648396
Save immediately before, do every combo in succession.

I like Drunk Tali slightly more

>>162648396
What sick 90s techno beat goes with this gif?

>>162649331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI

>>162645059
Haha fuck off
Always these cucks with their headcanons...

>>162649840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDp8WFDdnvo

>>162649987
What a shitty cuck mod

>>162649987
That implied they fucked? I thought that was just because Liara bugged him all the time.

>>162652448
She doesnt, Liara isnt some slut like Tali.

>>162654120
>Liara
>not a slut
>any asari
>not a slut

>>162654220
Even Samara slutted it up in her younger years.

>>162654220
truth. And Tali's definitely a slut, but only for Shep

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God, why are quarian men so beautiful and feminine?

It's like they're built to be sissies. Not even baiting or trolling or trying to rile people up.

Just look at this. It's beautiful and feminine.

How can Geth even look at this and say "WE SHOULD GENOCIDE THEM!"? That's like killing all cassowaries. No need to kill them, just keep them in zoo so people can marvel at their beauty.

>>162654960
>WE SHOULD GENOCIDE THEM!
indeed. didn't read the rest.

>>162654960
We have no idea what they look like, though. But I agree, Veetor was too cute.I swear I'm straight.

>>162654960
>just look at this
>posts some fan made garbage that doesnt apply to quarians at all

yeah, i'm lookin alright

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>>162654960
>Not even baiting or trolling or trying to rile people up.
have my (you)

How big of a cluster fuck would competitive multiplayer be?

http://www.pcgamer.com/mass-effect-andromedas-creative-director-says-you-should-probably-keep-your-saves/

Apparently Bioware cancer will spread, no matter what.

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>>162657134
Good.

>>162656998

Very. The abilities at the player's disposal are quite unbalanced, if used against other players.

>>162657134
>importing your DA:I savegame in Ándromeda

>>162657134
>Shepard survives ME 3 and arrives to Andromeda in ME:A 2 cause he's bored

>>162654960
>metion cassowaries
you're not even trying to hide your australishness any more

>>162657134
you people are so pessimistic, we dont know if it will suck or not

even though ME3 is regarded as the worst i still had tons of fun in it, if this game is similar to it (hopefully not story wise) then i wouldn't mind

https://my.mixtape.moe/jgcxfs.mp4

>>162659085
>ME3 is regarded as the worst

That's ME2

>>162659085
Reasonable people are hard to come buy on websites such as 4chan. People never seems to be able to forget or not care anymore.

I just want to play the new Mass Effect game. I don't have any expectation, I just want to see what's in store, get my fill and get my fun.

ME3 was fine. The ending was not as bad as people make it out to be. Gameplay is smooth and fun. That's all that matters.

>>162659085
People rarely say anything nice. It's just bashing and negative thing. Which is funny because people like the game so much that they're still here.

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>>162659085
>you people are so pessimistic, we dont know if it will suck or not
yes we do fuckface

>>162659886
no

>>162659469
as usual Jack ruins everything
some nice AriaxLiara sexe would be nice, but noo the biggest slut of the galaxy has to join
fucking trash, just delete

>>162659997
Mac Walters confirmed it will be shit in his gameinformer interviews
maybe watch them

New stuff by Ssppp.
>CreepyFabulousBlackmamba
>UnnaturalAgileBushbaby

>lightening Ashley's skin a bit
>blue eyes

PLS STOP

>>162660138
no

>>162659591
my only problem with ME2 is how easy Shepard agreed to work with Cerberus, wish its own line of missions at the start that get Shepard to trust Cerberus enough to work with them

other than that it was a solid game

>>162659614
yeah i was not mad at the ending at all, maybe because i just played the trilogy last year with all the DLC's, had great fun with the game but it felt bland in certain places, the citadel was disappointing, there was a lack of exploration and side mission (those fetch quests bullshit dont count) and it lost any form of RPG elements, characters and story were great, just wish the ending was better

but yeah im excited for ME:A too, it might not be the same setting as in the trilogy but i love the ME universe too much

For some reason I feel that ME:A should really limit the amount of choices and consequences. I mean yeah, they're nice but they make the game fucking huge. We already saw the consequences in ME3 and I kind of understand Bioware in why the ME2 crew members got so little screen time. When most of the crew can die the writer must come up with the alternatives. Which takes the game in whole new directions.

Also I kind of like the idea of Ryder being the most significant individuals in Andromeda but still failing because his actions cannot alone change everything.

>>162660143
jesus ashleight looks horrible and even more like a tranny than before
nightmarestuff

>>162660218
>my only problem with ME2 is how easy Shepard agreed to work with Cerberus

I disagree, they brought him back to life, it's pretty cool thing to do and i think that's why he trusts them a bit more than he should

>>162660609
after seeing what Cerberus has done in ME1 wouldn't shepherd think he is just some experiment of theirs?

they bought back the Rachni and tried to use them and Thorian creepers to make an army, he should have been more skeptical over why they bought him back

>>162660946
I agree that there is not enought distrust in the dialog options, but still. If they revived him, it means he's a valuable asset to them.
Also they give you a new ship, both old and new crew and other resources, while both Alliance and Council don't give a single fuck about you other than working for terrorists ofc

>>162660415

The problem is that Bioware almost always goes for the kind of story where the ending is also world/galaxy changing, so the choices they put in the game are very often 'too big', too grand scale, they change too much. Bioware doesn't seem to very adept at smaller, subtler choices.

What I'd like for Andromeda is for the story to be smaller in scope, not 'the entire galaxy flourishes or explodes based on your decisions'.

>>162660017
kys

>>162660946
You can play Shepard as "I don't like this, but do I have a choice?"- Shepard or be more positive towards Cerberus.

Besides that, Shepard really doesn't have much choice. Alliance doesn't give rats ass about the Terminus colonists and the Citadel council has their heads way too tight in their asses. Only way to get the necessary results is to play it dirty.

>>162659886
one of the lead writers of Mass effect confirmed that his game is shit.

what the fuck is this logic, im just gonna assume this is some extremely low quality bait

>>162659750
if we didn't hate the game with a passion and loved it, we'd post on /r/masseffect

>>162661562
This general has a love-hate relationship with Mass Effect.

>>162661620
weong. we hate mass effect but we love the waifus.

>>162661268
There's truth in what you say.

I hope that, without the looming Reaper menace, Andromeda will feel less serious and heavy. Hopefully focusing on the exploration brings levity to the game.

That and being able to see new stuff, new races. I'm curious to see how they will handle the Kett.

And how many qt xenos you will be able to shag;

>>162660946
>he
>him
kek

>>162661437
watch the interview
he confirmed it will be Inquisition 2.0 because the guys who developed DA are now sitting on Andromeda
Inquisition was a huge pile of trash, hence Andromeda will be trash

>>162661194
yeah i understand that, thats actually how i played the game, as a shepherd who has no choice but to work with Cerberus since noone else gives a fuck about the collectors

but there should have been more skepticism from shepherd towards cerberus

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>>162661620
>>162661683
I love Jack

>>162661765
>we took in the feedback from DA:I about the fetch quests being a bit too much
>we're trying to strike a good balance between meaningful sidequests and having a good amount of content to keep the planets interesting
I don't see how this is in any way saying the game is going to be exactly the same as DA:I, if anything he's saying the opposite.

Not to mention your claim that DA:I devs are working on Andromeda. You know they're not the same part of Bioware right? Hence why Mac Walters said its their first time using frostbite (DA:I team used it already for, you guessed it, DA:I)

I mean there's plenty of legitimate complaints to be made about how Andromeda is shaping up. But if you want anyone to take you seriously you should at least put some fucking effort in to your shitposting.

>>162659085
>>162659614
Wow. Just wow. Bravo. I don't know if you're just shitposters or actually terrible shills, but bra-fucking-vo.

>>162662072
>trusting Mac Walters
>thinking crafting and open world fetchquests is part of Mass Effect
ayy the bait

he literallly said the guys from Inquisition work on Mass Effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4MULccHkbI
skip to 1 minute

>>162661741

They've teased some things about the ancient Remenant, I can't remember if they're returning or whatever, but if they instead focused on exploring a new galaxy, settling new worlds, and the consequenses of rapid expansion into alien territory, I think that'd be a lot more interesting. Like a 4X game, but as a third-person action-RPG.

>>162662072
I don't have the patience, nor the post length to explain to you why you're wrong. But I will be here when you cry your eyes out over buyers remorse.

>>162662443
>I've been caught talking out of my ass in an attempt to sound edgy, so now I'll act superior to avoid owning up to my mistakes

Did the Andromeda Arks leave before or during the Reaper war? I mean those Arks took hell of a lot resources that might have been used in better ways against the Reaper invasion.

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>>162661562
Fuck that.

I'd rather have my view challenged than confirmed by cunts who uses Mass effect lingo in their own fucking vocabulary.

I'd rather having to defend my point and view and seeing where someone is coming from than having cunts chirping about how much everything is good and cute.

And I'd rather have to listen to you cunts rave on about ethnic purity, which race to exterminate and which virtual wet hole to put your virtual dick inside than a single second on the other side.

I fucking hate you /meg/, but I wouldn't have it any another way, that's why I love you. Cunts.

>>162662612
Before

>>162662612

Constructed by private investors between 2176 to 2185.

>>162662398
So then why are you here talking about anything Bioware says if they're never telling the truth? Might as well fuck off then since it won't create any conversation of substance.

>>162662443
Like this autistic faggot. Same guy who's here every day considering the layout of his posts. Always talks about how he's gonna "be here and laugh when everyone is crying over buyers remorse". I mean I get that you're miserable but I'm confident you can find something more entertaining to pass the time with.

>>162662609
I'm not the anon you were responding to, with that previous post. I just think you're deluded. And rather than prove you wrong, which isn't going to change your already made up mind anyway, I'd rather just wait here for the fireworks.

>>162661765
Inquisition wasnt that bad, graphics (on PC and Current Gen) were good and the story was pretty good too, the whole building up your forces thing was great, just hope the DA team stays away from the animations department

also hope they cut down on the shit quality side missions in this game

>>162662612
Civilian project that started just before ME1, funded by a billionaire that is totally not Cerberus.
They leave the milky way during ME2. Either just before Shepard gets killed, or just after the ending. They leave 6 month before the Reaper invasion.

>>162637973
>I wonder if Tali chose that pattern just because, or if it has some cultural significance.

I figured that's just her clan's pattern. Hence why even in her alternate 3 outfits (which lack the shawl) she still has a piece of fabric with that pattern wrapped around her thigh (hawt).

>>162662860
I kinda get where everyone's coming from, but at the same time, the hate-train has reached an extreme level of circle-jerking.

I honestly don't think Andromeda will be a truly great game, but I don't think it'll be the pile of shit everyone here desperately wants it to be.

>>162662960
The story sucked shit. It should have been about mages vs templars not some dlc villain and a crusty old self cunt

>>162662847
BDF is on a roll today, I see. I'm sorry, I'm not that anon, though.

But I really liked your medical diagnosis of me. Tell me, what medical science did you major in, doctor?

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>>162662847
>Might as well fuck off then since it won't create any conversation of substance.
fucking kek, go back to kekkit you waste of a human being

>>162663108
>>162662960

>self
*elf

>>162662636
look at this fucking cuck
just neck yourself faggot

>>162663134
>s-s-shills
Every time. Also I major in memes, and I can tell a shitposting autist when I see one.

>>162663237
You first, you enormous faggot. Or alternatively hang yourself and stop being an oxygenthief.

>>162663104
>I don't think it'll be the pile of shit everyone here desperately wants it to be.
Yes, but it does nothing to atone Bioware. So I simply don't care for it.

>>162662072
>we're trying to strike a good balance between meaningful sidequests and having a good amount of content to keep the planets interesting


so if he says meaningful sidequests he actually means stuff that's interesting? because then the second part of the statement doesn't make any sense

>>162662960
>Inquisition wasnt that bad
pleb taste detected
opinion discarded

>>162663104
all I want is a good Mass Effect 1 game with polished gameplay that sucks me into the Universe.
Andromeda will not be it.
you just have very low standards and I pity you for that.

>>162663384
Will do, but not before you go first, cunt.

>>162663459
>Also I major in memes
And this is why nobody takes you seriously.

>>162663108
it wasn't that bad, besides there's no way Bioware would have gone for that, their story's always involve this much greater threat and the mages and Templar's war would have been too unlike them

>>162663526
what? if you have too many sidequests, quality or not, it becomes bloated and tedious eventually. he's saying they're trying to make sure there's not too many and that the sidequests we're given are important enough to keep you interested and wanting to do them

>>162663651
>believing theres a universal form of what is good and what is not
we arent some hive mind like you think, each have their own likes and dislikes

>>162663787
>And this is why nobody takes you seriously.
Coming from the autist who desperately points out whenever he can just how little he cares about Andromeda and how he's going to be laughing at everyone when the game supposedly turns out shit? Yet insists to involve himself anytime someone discusses Andromeda, kek.

Yeah, no one takes you seriously either. In fact you're just embarassing yourself.

>>162663807
It would have been as easy as choosing which faction to wipe out.

That right there would have been better than a pointless villain and hidden villain.

Inquisition is completely irrelevant in the long run.

DA2 set up the war, DA3 should have been fighting it

>>162663986
jesus, every post of you screams newfag plebbitrefuge
stop posting and lurk more you embarrassing piece of shit

you have shit taste btw so everything you say is faced with ridicule and hatred
just fuck off already

>>162664053
I have seen nothing of Andromeda to reinforce any sort of belief in the franchise. So far I've seen bad animations, bad dialogue, bad characters and recycled DA:I environments. So why should I be excited for Andromeda, exactly? And again, I am only responding to your petty personal insults, because that is the only thing you've been hurling around in the game's defense.

>>162664053
>Coming from the autist who desperately points out whenever he can just how little he cares about Andromeda and how he's going to be laughing at everyone when the game supposedly turns out shit?
>implying only 1 person in this general shared these views

you are a fucking retard, you are the only one who thinks ANdromeda will be atleast a bit worth playing

>>162663651
>Andromeda will not be it.
It's a good thing you're keeping your mind open, Anon. But you'll probably just assuage your ego by pirating it if it turns out to be good, and enjoy some smug wanking if it's a pile a shit.

>>162664246
>just fuck off already
I replied to someone like that once

had like 4 people telling me I was from reddit

>>162664425
>implying I wste bandwith for this pile of trash

I rather never play it and remember Mass Effect as a series from 1-3 with a shitty fanmade sequel

>>162662969
Would be fun to found out that Andromeda Initiative is actually some Cerberus Plan B.

>>162664432
gee I wonder why

>>162664569
Can bet you that Ryder's dad is tied to Cerberus in some way.
Ryder's mom will be a Cerberus experiment to make a perfect soldier or something.

>>162664246
what the fuck is wrong with you?

why the hell are you so triggered by this?

>newfag
>plebbit
>lurk more

you try too hard to fit in

I like Dragon Age Inquisition, i think its fun, i think the story was great

>>162664678
I'm not the guy you were arguing with.

But I've never even been on reddit. I'm just saying I posted the same thing you did and was called a reddit-fag for it

>>162664712
Cerberus dad decides that Andromeda has no need for aliens and goes full inquisitor mode.

>>162664364
Except you know.. my first response was correcting someone who was misrepresenting what Mac Walters said just to further his agenda of shitposting about how bad the game is. If that's considered a personal insult to you then you're pretty fucking fragile.

Nevermind that it wasn't defending the game either, since I haven't played it, and don't even know if I will play it. But watching you autistic retards circlejerk each other by making shit up just to have a reason to whine gets old.

>>162664536
Oh, I'm absolutely implying it. You'll pirate it, just like everyone else who thinks that based on extremely limited info, that Andromeda will be complete garbage and anyone who disagrees with them is a biodrone incapable of independent thought.

The worst thing that can happen for you is that the game will actually be good.

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>>162664246
>buzzwords

>>162624928

I'm playing the Witcher for the first time too (after playing TW3) and the graphics aren't that bad

The gameplay is pretty boring tho

>>162665103
The first one? yeah the gameplay kinda suck and the story doesn't pick up till past half way through.

Last couple chapters are great though

>>162664824
I hope that we can go full on Manifest Destiny in Andromeda. Wonder if they will have the ball to let you do it.

>>162664865
>then you're pretty fucking fragile
You expect people to love the game just like you do and can't handle a differing opinion and as soon as someone does, you go off calling them autistic. Who is the fragile one here?

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>>162664728
you stick out like a sheep amongst wolves with you biodrone behaviour
everytime someone bashed Andromeda you get triggered and make a ragepost defending this shit like you have some personal stake in it
thats my fucking problem, you are a blind naive faggot

>>162664810
>>162665069
>le he uses newfag so he is a newfag meme
you need to kill yourself right about noew

>>162665042
>The worst thing that can happen for you is that the game will actually be good.

>>162665263
>Wonder if they will have the ball to let you do it.
Nope. If the game was anything like being conquistadors in Mexico. It would have been implied by now

>>162664107
that would have been really ambitious but would have made for a great game i agree

depending on wether you chose the mages or Templar's would have taken a considerable amount of time for Bioware, they would have to create two different story lines, it could have turned out like Skyrims civil war story line

>>162639446
>Now I imagine Tali hapily turning her fabric inside out to reveal a slightly darker shade of purple.
>No one takes any notice until she meets Shala again, who notices.

ficlet of this pls.

>>162665408
>>le he uses newfag so he is a newfag meme
>you need to kill yourself right about noew
the fuck are talking about?

>>162665405
>You expect people to love the game just like you do
Baseless assumption, I never claimed to love the game. Which would be pretty fucking retarded considering its still months away from release.

>can't handle a differing opinion
Takes one to know one huh?

>and as soon as someone does, you go off calling them autistic
Not really, people hate on Andromeda daily in here and I usually have no objections to the complaints since I'm skeptical about the game as well. I called you autistic because you're behaving like an autist.

>Who is the fragile one here?
Still you I'm afraid.

>>162665538
newfag

>>162665408
what the fuck makes you think thats me huh?

i dont care if someone hates Andromeda, i dont care if someone hates inquisition, i do care when someone tells me what i should and shouldn't like

>>162665638
whatever nigga

>>162665680
This guy gets it.

>>162665550
I'm with you here. I'm skeptical about the game too, but I want to play it before I hop on the hate-wagon.

As for our resident shitposter, we should probably just stop responding to him. He's obviously just baiting people because he thinks being a faggot is funny.

>>162665550
I'm sorry, but I disagree. Your actions so far dictate otherwise and again, you are offering your medical opinion on something that has nothing to do with your major in memes. You are just a shitposter.

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>>162665680
>>162659085

>you people are so pessimistic, we dont know if it will suck or not

>even though ME3 is regarded as the worst i still had tons of fun in it, if this game is similar to it (hopefully not story wise) then i wouldn't mind

no you obviously dont care
fucking kek, what a giant loser

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>>162666057
>hurr durr I'm fucking retarded
>stop acting like a retard
>are you a doctor? how can you give me your medical opinion if you don't have a retard degree?

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>>162665416
>mfw you still can't first contact a primitive race, pass yourself as a god, steal their gold and shag up primitives xeno qts.

>>162666106
>>162666106
i fail to see how that's a triggered rage post though

i stand by what i said, we dont know if it will suck or not

but if you wanna hate the game now before any REAL game footage comes out go right ahead

also the only one raging here is you

>>162666426
i feel you

>>162666603
>i stand by what i said, we dont know if it will suck or not
yes we do

>but if you wanna hate the game now before any REAL game footage comes out go right ahead
we already saw real game footage, I was all shit

either you are uninformed, a troll or just fucking retarded but most likely all 3 things combined

>>162666286
How old are you? Really.

>>162666784
>yes we do
no we don't

>we already saw real game footage, I was all shit
I agree, you're a shit.
And the real game footage was fucking fine. At the very least it was real game footage and not prerendered cinematics.

>>162667035
>its good because they didnt just show a trailer
Lel, get a load of this goy.

>>162662636
Kys

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why are they so perfect?

>>162669862
The only one worth FemShep's time is Garrus.

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>>162669929
no, Tali and Garrus make the perfect match

>>162670240
They're okay, but that means you'd have to have chosen an inferior romance option.

MaleShep's spoiled for choice since most of his romances are decent, but the only good ones for FemShep are Thane, Liara, and Garrus, with Garrus being the best choice.

>>162670736
and the only good ones for Sheploo are Trashley, Tali, Miranda, Kaidan with Miranda being the best choice

>>162671137
Ashley being the best choice*

>>162671137
I'd argue Jack's good too, but she, like Miranda, got absolutely fucked in ME3 in terms of content.

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>>162671137
>Miranda
>best choice

Pick one

>>162665480
Tali took the fabric into her hands and tried to imagine the texture as best she could. She turned it over, then she and Shepard had the sex.
The end.

>>162671379
seems like the writers finally recognized that the best use of their resources would be cutting out the shittiest parts of the ME2 cast and giving the actually good characters in ME1/ME2 more dialogue and/or plot relevance.

>>162671519
Found the next Nobel laureate for Literature.

10/10

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>>162671327
>ashley tranny
>jack used up slut
>tali gypsie
>kelly varren fuckslut
this just leaves Miranda

>>162671942
The sad thing is that these days it could probably get a nomination.

>>162669862
is there a difference between romancing Liara as femshep and as male shep

was happy with my Liara-Male shep romance, is the fem one better?

>>162672849
It's a waifu-bait romance either way. IIRC, it doesn't change a single line of dialog. Could be wrong though.

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>tfw you'll never have a family with your waifu

>>162673030
i wanna romance other people if i ever replay the triolgy but im too attached to Liara now

i fucking hate it when this happens in an RPG

>>162673209
do you prefer the ME2 Jack or the ME3 one?

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>>162673209
>implying Cerberus didn't sterilize their slave super soldiers

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>>162673398
i like both desu

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>>162672849
its the best romance in my opinion
dont know if much changes in matter of dialogue but Femshep and Liara just fit better
I treat Mass Effect more like a lovestory between the two, some way of coping with the horrendous ending I guess but it works pretty good

>>162673254
It's definitely worth it to try different characters. Liara's not a bad romance, but there are better ones to be had.

>>162673209
>That safe child environment
Still cute tho

>>162673706
that galactic makeout session before the final assault and the final goodbye before you get to the crucible

im in love with Liara, i cant romance any other character now that i think about it. will probably still romance her as femshep when i replay the trilogy

>>162673491
you can only make a family with the ME3 one though, also what do you like about Jack anyway? her tough attitude that masks a sweeter self inside?

>>162673992
>imblying

>>162674106
jack is trash, what did you expect

>>162673209
<those retarded shoulder things

Why?

>>162665103
That guy here, I installed the Rise of the Witcher and some high res character textures, it's improved things quite a bit honestly

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>>162674119
>her tough attitude that masks a sweeter self inside?
yeah, her attitude, her voice, her bluntness, plus i've always had a thing for Audrey Hepburn-ish looking girls

>>162674347
>jack is trash
you belong in a garbage can

>>162674586
>greentext arrow the wrong way

Whoops.

>>162674724
>her voice

Honestly the only thing I liked about her, same as my fallout 4 waifu, her VA really does have a great voice

Honestly, I would have Romanced Jack if she had long hair, like at least shoulder length or something

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>implying Jack isnt the Cerberus fuckslut

>>162674724
interesting, i was turned off by the lack of hair

still banged her though, would love to have banged her with her hairstyle in ME3

>>162675018
This pairing is shit, and not just because it's directly comparable to an Auschwitz survivor shacking up with an SS officer.

>>162675018
>fishbone

Gross.

>>162675213
>an Auschwitz survivor shacking up with an SS officer.
thats pretty hot

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Well

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>>162676120
Sup.

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>>162676287
Doing good, just cleaned up my desktop and it feels comfy again

>>162672242
This just leaves Ashley*

fixed it again for you homie, no need to thank me

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>>162676746
That hoodie looks way better on femshep

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>>162676983
dont ever reply to me or my wife's child again

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>>162677096
Make me

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>>162674857
>same as my fallout 4 waifu, her VA really does have a great voice
not gonna lie i tried my best to make her look like jack

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>>162677181
its a meme you dip

>>162677225
Honestly, it's just the mouth and chin that are off

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>>162677290
Thought you used it for a reason
Meme overload

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>"Ohhh, Commander? I think one of the buckles on my suit is askew, the one right on my lower back, could you fix it for me?...Keelah, I just can't quite reach it"

thread is getting real comfy

alot of hostility earlier

>>162677415
yeah i've spent like 5000 caps just trying to fix those

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>>162677823
"I should go"

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>>162677938
bitches be trippin. this place fah chillin

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>>162677938
>imlying autistic shitposting isnt better than the constant tali and jack spam

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>>162678536
im gonna be completely honest here.

i post like 95% of all Jack related shit

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>>162678654
Neato

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>>162678773
how many tali posters do you think their are?

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>>162678654
yes, its painfully obvious since nobody else spammed it so much

but I am also one who likes to post the same images over and over again
lets see how many pictures everyone of us can post until image limit

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>>162678873
too many

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>>162678873
Hard to say, i'm rarely tripcoding, but i guess around 5 active ones.
But it's a wild guess

>>162678773
>no third toe
>no swirl pattern
>no boot knife

obviously some malequar tranny doing a fanboy cosplay of the galaxy's most well-respected quarian, but his costume really needs work.

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>>162678915
I have better things to do.

>>162679081
seems about right

>>162678536
you cant have a conversation with an autistic shitpoter though

they just reply with buzzwords like this guy >>162664246

at least the talifags are cool when you chat with them (until you insult tali)

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>>162679336
>having a bad shitposting game
you are just bad at it

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>tfw something like this might have been shown on all media outlets when the Reapers invaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

>>162679469
i can shitpost if i want but in the end whats the point?

i get nothing out of it, its like a screaming match, nothing interesting gets said

So, hopefully we'll be getting more news of voice actors soon. What are predictions/wants you guys have for possible VAs?

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>>162679654
so you just cant handle the bantz?

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>>162679121
Here, have a just recompense

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So what do you all do /meg/?

Physicist and Reservist soldier here

Seems odd that I'd be shitposting in /tali/ general but there it is

>>162665480
The morning after was a pretty silent affair. The collectors were without question ahead of them, along with an uncertain fate.
Tali kissed her lover and friend as he started clothing himself. Shepard smiled at her and caressed her cheek, her head followed his hand as she sighed wistfully from his touch.
Nothing lasts forever though, eventually she removed her head from his palm and the two started gearing up. He noticed Tali was taking longer than usual, she was wiggling her hips and humming through her half-assembled helmet as she fiddled with the long strips of fabric that covered her suit. Her limber fingers worked with the fabric, slowly turning it inside out. He was surprised, the other side must have been bleached because what was the inside was a deep purpur colour. He saw a glimpse of her face as she labored with the fabric, she was blushing dark-purple and was biting her lip.
"Looks good on you." He said. Tali giggled, mischievous as ever. "I like that colour, it matches your spots." Now she blushed even darker as the two suddenly came to a realization exactly which spots that the fabric matched.
She kept working with the cloth though and soon she was backing her shapely butt into his face, for help with the last few buckles.

The briefing was a quick affair, the crew all knew their role. Tali watched in silence as her mate explained everything. More out of habit than any real need. They left carrying enough ordinance to destroy several city blocks. Tali found herself walking out to the airlock with Samara by her side, the asari justicar smiled graciously at her. "I've lived a long time." She said and Tali nodded perplexed, she already knew that. "Not everyone remembers old customs of an exiled people." Her polite smile gave way to an amused smirk with no malice behind it. "I do though, and I'm happy for you Tali'zorah."
Tali blushed hard enough to match the colour of her suit.

>>162677823
Lewd.

>>162678654
I don't mind.

>>162679791
it would have to be something really annoying for it to get under my skin nowdays

ive seen shitposting of all forms, its just boring now, the best way to deal with them is to ignore them

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>>162679935
im a college student, and just today i switched my major, and next semester i'll start the welding program they have

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>>162679935
Nothing serious really, working part-time and studying IT

>>162680020
Wew

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>>162679935
>being this boring
might aswell just read a book then instead of browsing the this kongolese shitflinging chatroom

>>162679935
Economics university student who lifts boxes for minimum wage in the summer.

>>162679121
>tfw ask out a qt femquar.
>tearfully confess after the date that she's a he.
>tfw you just walk away, mentally erasing an invisible 3 in your head and replacing it with a 4.

>>162679820
Those are some really wide hips. I love them.
Childbirth must be really easy for quarians, or their newborns are absolutely huge compared to human ones.

>>162679935
Neat. I'm studying to become a high-school teacher.

>>162679753
Idris Elba for Liam
Janet Varney for Cora
Renee O'Connor for Vetra

>>162679753
Have the protagonist voiced by Michael McElhatton.

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>>162680439
That's why we love em

>>162680439
>erasing an invisible 3 in your head and replacing it with a 4.

what did he mean by this.

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>dad finds your tali folder

>>162680343
Was that a good Wew or a bad Wew?

>>162680639
Indeed.

>>162680680
That this was the fourth time our character fell into a trap's trap.

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>>162680805
thats what happens when you have a shitty waifu, its even worse than finding brony porn on your sons pc

>dad finds Liara folder
>I am proud son

I'm about to go to bed.
But before I leave I want to try my luck at writefaggotry. Never did it before.

Give me a pairing between two ME3 multiplayer character and I'll try to write a short thingy.

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Anybody see the trailers for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets?
It can't be just me that thought their armor was STRAIGHT outta Mass Effect....
Imma go see it....

>>162680814
A good wew
Of course

>>162679432
>>162681107
You're repeating yourself.

>>162680997
Multiplayer?

Quarian Infiltrator and Asari Sentinel/Adept

bonus points if the Quarian is actually Temeura Morrison