/twg/ - Total War General

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>>162620986
>treefucking heresy

Is it possible to fuck a treegirl?
Asking for a friend

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme elves, meme goblins, meme squigs, AHHHH rome, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

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>>162620986
Rollan!

Wood Elves either need point drops across the board for online play, or buffs across the board. It's impossible to do shit with them online.

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>First battle of Shogun 2
>Soldiers literally waiting around to hit each other
>A guy is surrounded by 4 others and they're just standing there watching him
WHY
I JUST WANT
A GOOD TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE
LIKE THE FIRST ROME
JUST
KMN

>>162621043
do you have a bore?

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>start playing Rome II, only played Rome in any great capacity
>pick Macedon
>Athens hates me, Sparta hates me
>public order goes to shit in Thrace (-64), my best general untrustworthy now
>All this by turn 8
How do I git gud? The OPness of Rome in the first game made me complacent I guess.

I want to play Rome II now since its the only TW I have that my laptop can't run. I'd like to get a campaign in before the winter quarter starts.

>>162610298
I'm not sure if you can actually do this to an actual person, but I've done it with the AI on normal difficulty. You just bait the enemy cavalry with some slingers are other squishy unit and pull them back behind the hoplite line as they charge

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>>162621261
>hitting a man while he is engaged in combat with another man
Filthy shamefu baka gaijin detected

>>162621084
>le ebin vlad
I wanted to do an epic Orion (or rather Durthu) too, but wasn't motivated to keep the meme alive.
and I killed it before anyway

WAAAAAGH

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trees

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>>162621043
I'm 57% certain that it works

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And so it is at Kradtommen the last of the Dawi will make their final stand; the mountain folk will fight one last battle in a vain attempt to hold back the ever-expanding forest before being buried beneath the tendrils of its ever-expanding worldroots

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If our daimyo is to become shogun. Military ruler of all Japan.

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>>162621612
fear the trees

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wat do

>>162621774
Don't fuck trees.

Do wood elves units have good banter?

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>>162621043
>>162621656
W-why would you want to d-do that to a tree? Th-that's lewd, you d-don't know what w-we want.

>>162621827
I'll have you know I sexually identify as a tree kin

>>162621109
Our numbers love Vlad

>>162621109

Something not wood elves please.

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>>162621860
Trees would kill you.

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>tfw no 19th century to early 20th century TW

>>162621928
>>162621603

>>162621961
>soon

>>162621862
or Morghur or whatever

>>162621941
>tree with tits
are you fucking kidding me

>>162621941
damn, time to fap

>>162622168
>tree
it's a dryad tho
>>162621961
>Teddy Roosevelt as LL

>>162622248
>historical game
>LLs

>>162621109
Rolling for this shit

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1st for the sacrifice

>>162622332
>azhag

LOLOLO NO. Reroll.

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>>162622321

>>162622448
A toe infection could have killed him

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time to play Pontus, no experience with EB though so this is going to be a short campaign

on an unrelated note, why are the dryads so ugly in warhammer? I was hoping for qt forests spirits not angry twigs

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>>162622321
>not wanting based historical LL
>>162622248
>Baron Ungern LL

>>162622724
He was too beautiful for this world.

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>>162622745
fucking typical, this is why I dread playing med2

>>162622745
They're setting precedent for making the best elves and slaanesh demons ugly so they don't go to bong jail for making illegal porn

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>>162622869
>best elves and slaanesh demons ugly
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162622882

>Tilea still alive that late in the game.

For what purpose.

>>162622760
Nice taste anon

Goblin Archers or Orc Arrer Boyz?

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The Red Duke appears to be a free win in multiplayer.

>>162621791
>Norse Band
RIP

>>162622882
REMOVE BARK remove bark
you are worst bark. you are the bark idiot you are the bark smell. return to aethl loren. to our athel loren cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the woods….ahahahaha , treemen we will never forgeve you. king's glade rascal FUck but fuck asshole bark stink athel loren sqhipere shqipare..bark genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead bark..ahahahahahELVES WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget deforestation .oak of ages we kill the god-king , elves return to your precious woods….hahahahaha idiot bark and elf smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BARK FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. estalia+dwarf+greenskin+beastmans=kill elf…you will deforestatio/ morghur alive in estalia, morghur making shithouse of estalia . fast rape morghur estalia. we are rich and have aids now hahahaha ha because of morghur… you are ppoor stink bark… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a tree
morghur alive numbr one #1 in estalia ….fuck the bretonnia ,..FUCKk ashol barks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. morghur aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bark farm aminal with rape magic now we the estalia rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg orion fukc the great durthu and lay egg this egg hatch and athel loren wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. estalia greattst countrey

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Ayyo, Total War: Bronze Age when?

>>162623620
please stop posting this it hurts me

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>>162623416
nah senpai I got it

doggos and flanking with slingers/skirms are probably what saved me

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>>162622745
>>162622834
well the game launched on the third attempt and we are already doing pretty well, managed to destroy a large rebel force nearby

the annoying thing is though that the game has performance issues on my PC, what the fuck, I had to seriously lower the graphics settings

my entire army being skirmishers is rather awkward too

>>162623620
>Chaos Dwarf and Pygmy factions DLC concept art.jpg

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>>162623929
>there will never be Amazonians invading the land and slaughtering all the males in the world while having massive hedonist lesbian orgies

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Hole up, lads.
So I just checked and the Ottomo tercos has an upkeep of 150 and a melee attack of 12 along with 8 armor.
This is the same melee attack as a katana samurai and actually superior armor.
Added to all that tercos are armed with muskets as well.

So let me get this straight. I can actually field an entire army made up of tercos and beat the crap out of all them samurai even in melee?

>>162623338
quick battles or multiplayer, in the vampires defence thats a shit list anon

>>162623338
>losing most of your army
>free win

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>>162622882

Humanity BTFO

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>>162624125
>beat the crap out of all them samurai even in melee?

>imblying the dirty japs can even reach the glorious tercio

>>162624127
I've been having great success with it, only time I've lost so far is to Red Duke and a hacker.

>>162624218
Except I played him perfectly, killed his Blood Knights before they did anything, dropped a Manticore on his corpse cart and crushed his beasts with concentrated ranged fire.

Then Red Duke just summons up 8 units of fresh zombies and wins anyway.

>>162624334
>can't deal with zombies

anon...

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>>162624280
>those fucking kills
>70 losses

admit it, you modded them.

There's no shame in it, I did it too.

>>162624412
No lad, I did not

>>162624404

>Why can't your exhausted half dead elf melee block dead with 5 fresh units of zombos and an unkillable legendary lord :^)

>>162623338
I would suggest removing hawk riders against vampires, they are useless if the enemy has any kind of flying unit

Hell, they are alreasy barely useful when the enemy has flying units, if you use them bats they become better, but they are much more expensive than bats

>>162624507
>bringing 4 wardancers, a hawk rider, and only one wild rider in MP

you deserved your loss

>>162624484
How did you do it?

>>162624484
How'd you pull that off?

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>>162624280
>>162624412
>>162624484
>>162624620
so this... this is the power.. of Athel Loren....

>>162624484
How did you attain such a victorious status?

What are the shittiest Welf units right now?

I would say Hawk Riders, Waywatchers and Wildwood rangers

>Hawk Riders
They shoot too few arrows to be if significance, at best they only manage to bleed a unit, at worst they are useless expensive bats

>Waywatchers
No explanation here that wasnt already given

>Wildwood Rangers
Before you rage at this pick, rangers do kind of suck.
You either use them for anti large or anti armor, thing is,wardancers with Spears do a better job against large units and armored units usually WIN against wildwood rangers (chaos warriors, black orcs,anything above dwarf warriors in the dwarf roster) so, why should I take this underwhelming unit over one more wardancer or two glade riders?

>>162624885
Waywatchers aren't shit right now, just too expensive. Hawk Riders/Great Eagle/Wildwood Rangers are the real turds of the Welf roster

>>162625001
Waywatchers are supposed to be expensive

CA just panic nerfed hawk riders and Waywatchers at some point if development
They probably thought that ranged units with such skirmishing capabilities would break the MP and got heavy handed with the elves

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I'm starting to think Dwarfs just ruin multiplayer.

>>162624752
huh, you're .... pretty good.

>>162625339
Ffs remove that fucking hawk rider unit
Its triggering me

>>162625416

But the hawk riders did well, they harassed his artillery the entire time and kept them from getting many shots off.

>>162625339
Why you even bothered to bring eternalguard and wardancers against dwarfs?

Just meme them with ranged units

Dur"if it has long ears, give me the shears"thu

>>162625339
>losing against a dwarf player who brought thunderers

Get rid of the hawk riders
get rid of the wardancers
get more wild riders to meme on their artillery and rear charge
bring more eternal guard for cheap ap

>>162625481
So you spent a 1000 to have a unit that does what bats do for 1/3 of the price

Just get a fucking dragon instead

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Pay no attention to the massing of our troops near your border silly Brettonians

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PHOTOSYNTHESIZED

>>162625830
>that Norsca
fucking beautiful m8

>>162624752
Show Badlands

>>162625830
>not SEEDED

Nice job though.

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>>162625830
With Sacrificial grounds in every possible outpost (I might have missed some)

>>162621709
And here I was expecting to cover the badlands in lush forests.
Fuck you, lazy CA devs.

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>>162626043
cont

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>Time Commanders brings Total War back to TV tonight
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/12/12/time-commanders-season-3-starts-tonight/

Where can I watch this if I'm not in England? Will it be on youtube?

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>>162626268
>tonight

it was yesterday you fool

What's the significance of Karak Eight Peaks?

>>162626372
ANSWER ME

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>>162626372

Consider the following
>halve wood elf unit sizes
>double their reload times
>quadruple their damage

>>162626556
Nothing can possibly go wrong

>>162626268
Read the previous threads. There's plenty of answers on "how to for dummies".

>>162625192
fuck the mp d e s u >:D
sp is 90% of the playerbase

>>162624752
Did you get any followers? In your lord tab i mean.

>>162626514
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:cdaf373ef1166aedf4c1ef3d38c4c6730d0d41e7&dn=Time.Commanders.s03e01.Rome.EN.SUB.MPEG4.x264.WEBRIP.%5bMPup%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fglotorrents.pw%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce

enjoy

>>162626501
Nothing

Everything

>>162626667
Don't click this gave me HRT

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>>162626501
>Karak Eight Peaks
Just another monument of civilizations downfall!

>>162626667
>>162626586
Thank you both.

>>162626667
>magnet
how the fuck does it work?

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total war: memes fucking when?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW-SlJkbv8w

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>>162626868
you should be able to click it and it'll appear in your torrents

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>>162626501
a tomb for 3 lesser races

>Skarsnik garrisons are still bugged

for fuck sake

>>162626957
I think he was just memeing m8.

>>162626968
hahaha fuck gobbos

>>162624885
Hawk Riders are amazing in melee.

Eagles are complete shit in comparison (and in general).

>>162625830
what difficulty and how many turns? Seems like a really slow campaign so far.

>>162626990
I wouldn't be surprised if people were actually that stupid here

>>162625492
Eternal Guard have AP damage.

>>162627065
But if that was the case he would probably not be quoting "Miracles"

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>>162626890
>aoe theme.

>>162627042
not that anon, but the pace really picks up after you get the other elven factions, you'll be rolling in money and can just steamroll everyone building sacrificial altars and the more you build the more you steamroll, I dropped my campaign after I conquered all of bret, norscan and estalian lands, with some empire provinces here and there and by that point my wardancers could easily beat any other unit due to all the buffs

Is there a mod that adds some PoC?

>>162627287
some wot?

>>162626957
I was actually just memeing, but now I feel bad :^(
stop being so nice, anon

>>162627312
People of Color you /pol/tard

>>162627312
Prisoners of Conquest
Peperoni on Cannelloni
Penis on Cunt?

>>162627383
what's a /pol/tard?
>>162627393
oh that makes sense
i guess

>>162627312
niggers

>>162626501
AHHHH Karak Eight Peeks

>>162627467
>>162627456
>>162627393
God yous are some toxic guys baka

Is today the day for more news?

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>tfw locked in by the strongest faction in the game

How do I get out of this situation understanders?

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>>162627287
Have you tried playing bioware games instead?

>>162627740
Make friends like you've never made friends before

>>162627740
Let them fight chaos.

>>162627740
Go to war with Grimgor and become supreme ruler of all Greenkins.
Bribe Grimgor from time to time and conquer shit elsewhere.
Go north and take over Karak Drag, fuck up Norscans and Archaon.

>>162627684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

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Jesus that was intense. I won despite my mistakes. Elite Tor Spears are pretty fucking awesome.

>>162627740
Pay them off as much as you can when you can. Fight people they don't like, push for treaties, pray they don't drown you in doom stacks.

>>162627880
>playing a black faction

for what purpose?

>>162628096
to culturally enrich obviously which means raping

>>162628096
>being racist against pixels

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1v1 ME GOAT

>>162628270

>Implying you can do it

>>162628270
>read it as Burt Squigfart

>>162628096
because paladins nigga.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzsfyxACV7M

>>162628270
You're gonna choke on his spear.

>>162628270
enjoy getting one hit by his forest javs matey

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>>162628096
To see twice as many dead niggers.

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Athenian polis> Spartan polis

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>try and capture cute welf waifu

>turns out she's a dude

what do you do?

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Well

>>162628617
switch from rape mode to tender loving child-rearing mode

>>162628631
poor little gobbo

>>162628498
That pajama party went nowhere.

>>162628617

What the fuck is up with all the retarded translator notes

>>162628631
did you at least zig zag?

I have such a huge boner for war horns

WE NEED MORE WAR HORNS PLEASE CA

>>162628631
>their shame is on you
>TWH2 flashback reel begins
>it ain't me starts playing

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>>162628617
This changes nothing

You slaughter it for the glory of Khorne of course

>>162628791
this, and war drums

shogun's war drums gave me hard ons

>>162628826
Why is Nurgle sitting on Khorne's chair?

>>162628791
>warhorns
>not peasants kept alive but envelopes by tree branches

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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The maze, Dolores

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>>162628791
>Chaos war horn sounds
>The chosen scream "Blood For the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne" in a chorus.

my dick when

>>162628827
>>162628872
>>162628985

I re-watch the whole battle of pelennor fields from time to time just for those sweet rohan and haradrim horns

>>162628976
Please, stop. This isn't funny. If there's supposed to be a joke here I don't understand it, and apparently neither does anybody else.

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some of those wardancer animations are really cool, they spin around, kick people, leap on them, though most of the time they just stand around

>>162628605
well yeah, even when it comes to warfare there are greeks more accomplished than the spartans

>>162629042
I do, but you need to have watched the show.

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Reminder that Tomb Kings is least popular

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>start S2
>latest news and reviews
>tfw

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>Finally get a chance to play the Wood Elf Campaign
>First few turns, everything is going good. Playing as Durthu.
>Beastmen come, handle it well.
>All the other factions around me are happy.
>Trade everywhe-
>Orion steps in
>I WANT THE OAK OF AGES
>Declares war.
>what
>all of a sudden all the other Elves start declaring war on each other
>Everyone is fighting.
>Have to focus on keeping Orion away from the Tree.
>Haha time for Morghur
>GIMME DAT TREE
>Smack Orion away
>Smack Morghur and his four doomstacks away
>All the other Elves are raiding shit
>no money
>Orion comes in again
>haha gimme dat tree anicent

fucking elves
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm allied with durthu as Orion, and the fucker is attacking every human faction in sight, brettonians or empire, forcing me to go to war with everybody.


Stop you fucking tree cunt, calm down

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>when you and your tree boys are so tight they let you get off a perfect shot

>>162629190
Explain the joke

>>162629198
Say that on a forum birch

>>162629258

Durthu is an absolute madman to rival Marius Leitdorf

>>162629332
That would ruin it, just watch the show.

>>162629198

>least popular

AKA most patrician

>>162629449
I watched the movie in the seventies and fell asleep.

>>162629198
who are the other?

>>162629258
just let him get himself out of position then take his settlement

>>162629198

Ogre Mercenaries for every race

WHEN

>>162629581
tip : they're small, they're angry, and they will NEVER EVER be in the game

>>162629581
Araby, Nippon, Chaos Dwarfs, pre nagash TK

>>162629190
Not everyone is going to watch a poorly rated American TV show just to get a niche joke one autistic phoneposter is trying to force upon everyone.

>>162629581

Chaos manlets

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>>162629257
>He trusted knife ears

>>162629637
That'll be 5th DLC for the 2nd game I reckon

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>>162629257
>>162629705

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>>162629619
and lose all his amber? I'll go bankrupt

>>162629853
>getting to the stage where you're reliant on his amber
You fucked up, you gotta take his settlement in the first 20 or so turns

>>162621109
'ERE WE GO!!!

Gr8 Eagle or Forest Dragon?

>>162630092
I have a dwarf ally , giving me his amber and being nice and comfy in his fortress, why the fuck Durthy goes full sociopath tree mode?

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Truly the AI's most powerful weapon

>>162630264
git gud

>>162630194
Because he's literally Hitler:The Tree, he sees all others as destroyers of nature

>>162630194
he's had a hard life

>>162630264
>Just won impossible battle against AI
>this happens
every damn time

Should I be concerned about what post-battle option I pick (replenish, ransom, etc) in relation to what traits I get in TWW?

Replenishing is apparently bad in Attila

>>162630667
I wouldn't worry, I do think you can get some traits from it but it's kind of random how they pop too?

Just use what ever you need most at the time and push on.

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>>162629257
that's the reason why you genocide everything as rape trees

>>162630667
Some traits depend on that, but I think you can balance it out by sometimes releasing or killing instead of taking on captives.

>>162628976
This isn't funny, you're being a faggot. Kindly stop.

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>>162628976

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>want to start a civil war in Rome II grand campaign
>all political factions far too submissive.

Its across actually too much work to create a problem.

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>>162621961
Not for two years minimum.

I can't wait that long.

>Thorgrim always wins the Badlands
>Belegar always outlives the Cucked Moon
GREENSHITS BTFO

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>>162621961
>ww1

fuck ww1. 1845-1890 is the best time for a new TW.

>European Revolutions
>Prussian Wars
>Crimean War
>Latin American Revolutions
>Mexican Wars
>American Civil Wars

thoug they did that timeline in Shogun 2, so it's not gonna happen soon.

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>>162628617

This

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PENDULUMED

>>162628605
No

Can't even use the acropolis

>>162631513
I don't get it, what lever?

>>162631704
In Dwarf Fortress you can operate traps via levers. So the floor under him might give way, or he could get a drawbridge on his head or whatever.

>>162631805
Good to know, haven't played DF so I'm not retarded for not understanding the joke

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>>162631985

Whatever you need to tell yourself anon

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>Wood elves are suppose to excel while fighting in forest
>most of their arrows hit threes thus making archers useless

Really?

>>162632134
>elves are useless idiots
CA did nothing wrong.

>>162632134
CA's going to change that I hope ;_;

>>162632235
this

I can't wait to burn down the oak of ages as the dwarfs

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>>162631248
Remainder that the wood all elves crave grows in the Badlands

>sisters of thorn have to wait two minutes to use there slow down abilty
>majority of cav engages are literatly over by then

what's the fucking point

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>>162632235

>elves are useless

Oh I can think of some uses for them

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How did you guys go about the Wood Elves mini campaign? I thought I had already won the damn thing, but then my Bretonnian allies started wars with each other and I lost so many Ambers in the process that the number went into the red. Now I'm thinking about reloading an older save and just outpost all the Orks in the mountains to secure my supply.

>>162621109
Trying this as I have no idea who to play as.
>Beastmen
Shitty early game and getting your horde going takes fuck knows how many levels
>Orcs, Dorfs
Starts in the fucking middle east with areas being seperated by fuck knows how many turns
>Chaos
Just autoresolve everything lel
>Vampire cunts
Just stall at the beginning, proceed to get buttfucked by Chaos afterwards
>Wood elves
Fucking elves
Haven't tried empire yet, though.

>>162629190
I watched it and still don't get it. Explain, please.

>>162632423
ASMR scalp massages??

which building unlocks the wild hunt stuff?

>>162632537
Empire can be annoying because of Skarsnik and Beastmen herds quite early in the game

>>162632674
The horn makers

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time for grudges

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What's with the err... bretonnian dance sir?

>>162632908
Stop bullying the dawi!

>>162621109
Rolling

>>162622386
WUT is that the same person????? has that history fag become a uhhh.. transfag?

>>162621109
rollan
better not be fukn dwarves again

>>162633072
Top: Historical
Bottom: Fantastical

>>162633072
Nice to see you visit these threads regularly

>>162632991
no
go wash yourself b4 i do it for you

by jupiter we have them

>>162632908
based

>>162632990
I love Kruber and Saltzpyre's tense friendship

>>162633072
10/10 adds more cringe to a show pitting wrestlers against boad game players

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>>162632673

Deep, DEEP massages of a different sort

>>162633127
lel

>>162633130
i have.. but i clearly missed that part. i knew there was a trance somewhere, but gave it no attention. until i saw that picture

>>162633332
are the newer episodes available on youtube?

>>162633412
turns out it has already been updated despite only airing yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ZU4R3meQ0

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>>162631482
>playing as Austria
>intense battle against the Russians
>smoke and explosions everywhere
>suddenly the line infantry from Prague drops their weapons and leaves
>meanwhile on the left flank my troops start shooting each other
>the Hungarians think the Germans are Russians and vice versa
>after a while and some hundred dead or wounded they figure out they're on the same side
>start shooting the Polish cavalry sent to support them by accident
>all while the Italian marching band plays patriotic music to inspire our troops

I really love playing the Beastmen campaign. I don't really go for the victory conditions until later, I just love faffing about as the Beastie Boyz make some noize

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Reminder that /twg/ is an anti-anime general

>>162633616
*uploaded
other than that this is your best bet for the latest episode:
>>162626667

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The maze, Dolores

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>High tier WELF army bullys non-Spaniards

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>>162633757
>>162628976

>>162633704

I would really love a Horde mode for greenskins, why wasn't bloody handz a savage orc horde..

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>>162633757
Ill be honest with you m8, I dont like this meme.

>>162634024

no one except the retard posting it does, anon

>really like the look of TW:W
>really wanna play it
>last time I bought a TW game it was FoTS
>only played it for 30 mins
Wat do, anyone got a pirate bay link?
>>162633980
IF we can code the Huns to settle we can do the alternative

>>162633127
shhh, no hetairoi now, only monstrous cav

>>162634098
>pirate bay
>he doesn't know

>>162633757

Stop.

No one watches your fucking flavor of the month normie show.

>>162634098
its cracked on linux

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>>162633757
Serolod, ezam eht

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Can love bloom on the battlefield, /twg/?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/404012/
What would you say to these people

>>162634024
i made that image but i can't comprehend why this guy keep posting it in every thread

>>162634287
Not worth the full price

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>>162634198
>>162634098

>Co-op partner doesn't supply you with any amber
>Game says it does
>Some turns you randomly gain their amber then it disappears the following turn

This seems like a bug.

> mods still not updated

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162634378
The game specifically says that you don't get any amber from your co-op partner, although you're correct about the counter being bugged out in MP campaigns.

>>162621261
>hurr durr what is bushido
shamefur

>>162634493
It does but it also conflicts because ingame when you hover over their settlements it says they are supplying you with amber. It's annoying because my ally taking settlements is now denying me amber.

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So when we finally get dork elfs what is their unique mechanic going to be?

Slaves?

>>162621109
BY JUPITER NOT STUNTIES

>>162632990
>>162634024
I appreciate any and all Vermintide posting, you're both good anons.

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>>162634736
nah, something about mobile Settlements and going full gi-joe operator base through the seas, AKA, giant ass ships called black arks.


ok, that sounds cool as fuck now that I think about it

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>>162634753
Pooopooopeepooo

>>162634736
Slaving yeah if we're actually not getting navy for whatever lame reason, because other than that, their biggest deal is being fuckin pirates.

http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Second_Day_of_Festag_2016


dank news

what does it mean

>>162634918
>Dark Elves become pirate raider faction
I'm okay with this

>>162621109
rollin, already did grimmy, skarsnik and nazi trees

>>162634918
Man I still miss WAR, goddamn you to eternal hells EA.

so when and where will they upload the time commanders bit with matt, lindy and skall? they said its a web only thing so it wont be on the actual channel

>>162630667
I've gotten some bad traits by repeatedly slaughtering captives, particularly as greenskins (but it didn't matter because income was a joke and public order was more lads to bash)
Dwarfs murdering greenskins seem like they can get bad traits too, all my province generals kept becoming untrustworthy

>>162634918
Seconding Black Arks. It'll be a naval horde with a unique defensive siege map.

>>162633616
thanks anon

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>>162635006
Have fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

>>162635016
there's Return of Reckoning tho.

>>162635079
Untrustworthy has a massive % chance on killing captives, it's fucking dumb and I pray that some day better trait triggers will get updated or done by someone who cares more and keeps their shit up to date.

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>>162635016
>Man I still miss WAR, goddamn you to eternal hells EA.
THIS, damn it could be the nostalgia googles but I played the fuck out every MMO in the market and the only one I have really good memories is WAR.


what the hell I miss my Black orc

>>162635148
I know anon, been playing on there for a while and it definitely makes me happy someone finally got off their asses and made a server that works, I can still be mad at the cunts who ran it into the grave in the first place though.

>>162634978
it means mike simpson is shitposting.

>>162635391
what's RoR like?

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>>162635391
I suppose, It has qt elfs tho.

>>162634978
Khazzyboy is about to get

WIGHTED

>>162635079
Any bad experience with ransom?

>>162635550
BONED

>>162635081
If they really wanted it to be unique then it would be a naval horde which can house a regular army in it, essentially making it a mobile city. The downside would be that it moves at half the speed of regular armies in the ocean due to its size. DE campaign gameplay would be moving your Black Ark around the coast, raiding fake Spanish/French/Scandis, acquiring slaves and then slinking back into your Ark out at sea. Conquering land would make slave camps on minor settlements akin to wood elf seeded areas and major settlements would create Dark Elf Colonies. Major settlements on the shore spawn a slave camp and a new Black Ark.

>>162633845
>high-tier
>Dryads and glade riders

what happens if someone who you have a non aggression agreement with attacks someone in my defensive alliance?

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>>162634736

Slaves, fleets, high mobility, fast-moving, lots of offensive magic, absolutely garbage defense and stamina

Maybe some unit abilities to increase the number of captives taken in battle so they can be used as slaves to run their economy

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whats the best place to watch time commanders?
outside of UK ofcourse

>>162636064
Youtube. Alternatively, there's already a few torrents out.

>>162636064
here >>162626667

or if it's live just use the beeb add on for chrome and watch it on the bbc website

>>162636056
you dirty delfs will be another horde faction, the true slaving faction are chaos dwarf

>>162635613
I always ransom with my empire lords against rebels and other provinces and I haven't seen much happen as of yet

>>162626968
What's wrong with them?

>1-3 hayasdan
>4-6 parthia
>7-9 pontos
>0 kill myself for thinking of playing pontos

wtf harpies are terrible

Are there any mods that make the chaos campaign more bearable?

>>162633720
By Sigmar, NO!!

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Someone said that Orion can only pick up and skewer Dwarfs
This is not true because he can do it to any infantry and unmounted characters
Also he has an annoying melee attack where he throws his spear in front of him but dorfs are so short that it flies over any lord's and hero's head

>>162636564
no agressive agent actions is all you need

>>162636564
a couple, there is one that removes the stupid attrition from being too close to each other

>>162637063
psst nothen person'l kiddoh

>>162635532
Pretty neat, they've been making progress pretty well for a while now, everything from T1 to T4 works now, scenarios have worked for a while, they've reworked some shit that was janky in the real game, it's cool. Last time I played it was kind of a crapshoot on if any given world quest would fire off all it's mechanics and triggers right, but I've heard even that's gotten better as they go.

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>>162636056
>return of Rome 2s slave mechanic
>but instead of Public Opinion fuckery it actually increases your income
>encourages raiding and piracy, doesn't punish slaving

>dormant Delf players will suffer economically due to lack of labour

>>162637063
Stunties BTFO

>>162637063
Orion also wins the charge-stun against any Unmounted/Normal sized lord.

He ragdolls Beastmen Generals like crazy

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PULLO!

so Darren just posted on leddit claiming that the 20 or so top modders get advance versions of patches/dlc,

"Hey all,

Just to weigh in on this, we send both modders and YouTubers early access to DLC. For modders, we send about 20 of the biggest modders (the guys with the most subscribed to mods and the most trusted) the DLC ahead of time so they can update their mods to prevent save games breaking on launch for people who keep the mods turned on."

so who are these top 20

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>>162637286
>>162636056

Their tech tree could allow you to build slave-breeding pens in order to keep your slave population from declining too rapidly

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>>162637435
Radious

>>162637435
Are there even 20 people modding to beginnwith

>>162637370
Does he count as large?

>>162637435
Radious ofc

The one guy who spams cheat mods with the stupid anime icon