http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=274068
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
fish
will he return to us
they're going to add a patch that increases performance for this new patch right... right guys?
PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN
PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN
PATCH WHEN
>PATCH WHEN
>test client still updating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why does every Monkey hero have to be Son Wukong anyway?
Why cant they just make a normal monkey hero?
IGNORE THIS THREAD
NON DOTA 2 OP
"+6 treants are good"
-Purge
>>162585035
TOMORROW PROBABLY AT THIS RATE
>- Increased inventory item icon sizes
WE DID IT BROS
>>162585035
Tomorrow
JUST UPDATE THE FUCKING MAIN CLIENT USELESS FUCKS
ANYONE COMPLAINING OF BUGS NEEDS TO BE DISREGARDED
>>162585050
Who is Chen
>>162585084
He's probably tired from the jet lag. He obviously didn't realize the implications
https://www.strawpoll.me/11857730
>https://www.strawpoll.me/11857730
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>>162585123
Chen isn't a monkey, he's a gorilla
>>162585084
he literally said that you're never going to be able to use it because there's like no place on the map with 11 trees in one place
>matchmaking is unavailable due to maintenance
PLUS
6
TREANTS
THANKS ICEFRAUD
MAIN CLIENT IS NOW ON MAINTENANCE
Just so you all know. Sniper agh with rapiers is not worth it
is he done being relevant?
is it all downhill from here?
INSTANT 5 SECOND AOE ROOTSILENCE ON EVERY INCH OF THE MAP
QUICK
POST YOUR MAIN CHARACTER THEME
VENGEFUL SPIRIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImaQrmbq5jY
Reminder that if you feed your treants that's because your micro is bad. +6 is fucking amazing.
Jesus Christ, Valve, get your shit together.
IS IT HAPPENING BOYS?
IF YOU ARE IN THE PROCESS OF CREATING ILEXA LEWDS, PLEASE POST THEM IN THIS THREAD
>>>/aco/1055937
>>162585213
Are you defending him? Because if he thinks that's the problem with +6 treants lmao he's double wrong
MAINTENANCE!
>>162585213
He complained about it with sprout, which means if sprout created all 11 he would continue to think it's very good
no wonder he quit being a pro
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHcF1aJhJbc
How do I collect (You)s in the world of nu-dota
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbxjYJbqJCE&t=51s
>>162585412
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162585269
It used to be a stun that only wasted one skill instead of 3 you know.
>>162585412
defend artour/EE/any """"pro"""" who never won anything but has a retarded fanbase
>>162585412
by posting ilexa
>>162585391
Not the guy you replied to, but sprout only summoning 8 treants is definitely part of why it's shit
>Get home
>Purge is STILL GOING
>HE'S ONLY ONTO FUCKING NYX
>>162585412
post___Pugna lewds
>>162585192
>not shit
what is wrong with you people. go play league of legends or something
>>162585506
ee won a major...
also anyone who gets paid to play dota on a team is a pro :-D
it's getting too late for me
good night d2g
I hope purge will be done by tomorrow
>>162585561
his youtube video is gonna need timestamps for each hero at this rate
>>162585561
>He missed Purge discussing the physics behind the black hole change
>>162585391
It wouldn't be that bad if it summoned 11 treants around someone, it would make it a pain in the ass for any carry who doesn't run battlefury, he has to click through all of that shit body blocking him
>purge choosing to max ghost shroud over heartstopper
what a dumbass
>still no patch
Don'nani ningen no doryoku o shite mo, soreha genkaidesu. Rippuru de renshū shite mo, mudadesu! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
Can someone link me the ilexa comic?
ICEFROG IF YOURE READING THIS
NOW INCREASE THE SIZE OF ICONS IN THE SHOP PANEL PLEASE
Where's the oppai loli drawfriend that was in here before?
>dota 2 game coordinator is down
i think it's finally habbening
why is this game being made like fucking league
>>162585259
I tested this also, its not worth at all. I couldn't find a time to ever make it viable
>>162585192
only shit because it tanks my frames on my toaster
>>162585748
SHUT UP, FAGGOT. LEAGUE IS GOOD
DOTA OFFLINE
>>162585673
he's right though
>>162585748
You're wrong. It's been made like Hots
>>162585493
It also had a very long delay before activation, it's now instant. It's pretty insane against AM in particular because of the new root mechanics.
It's pretty damn good, even early game in lane because it only costs 80 mana at that point. The root is 2 seconds at level one but can still guarantee them staying in range of a proximity mine for the duration
>>162585697
by how much you want it bigger senpai?
There are 2 different threads REEEEEEEEE
Where is the real
>>162585601
because LOL and other MOBAs are much more shittier.
Ilexa hero when?
Kunkka good hero
IF PATCH DOES NOT COME RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO VALVES OFFICE GUNS BLAZING!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/808465504931180544
>>162585775
What the fuck, it's not just me?
What did they break?
Patch inc it seems PogChamp Can't join games or arcade lobbies PogChamp
>those threads being made on the test forum
goddamn, icefrog is the hardest working motherfucker
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
>>162585848
Out of all the fanart, I think this is the best, dude.
Nice job.
>>162585748
SHUT UP FAGGOT, WE LEAGUE NOW. XD
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8HXIhenHQ
It's happening really soon guys.
>>162585848
She will just become a +44 like any other creep out there.
>>162585848
I want an Ilexa pet to follow me around and be cute
ITS HAPPENING
>>162585918
hawf made it my dude
http://hawfstuff.com/post/154393295520/can-we-have-ilexa-as-a-hero-valve
>>162585940
Purple was a pretty decent album
>>162585848
>>162585282
This song is sad as fuck
I like it
>>162585848
I have a mighty need
CAN SUN WU KONG JUMP ON TREANT AND GET CARRIED AROUND WHILE INVISIBLE THIS IS IMPORTANT
Anyone else miss seeing these hero icons for megakill announcements?
HEY GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
A GREAT IDEA OKAY, LISTEN TO ME HEREILEXA COURIER
What if Valve is waiting to patch when Purge finishes his analysis?
>>162585848
It'd be pretty awkward if she were picked on Dire
Still cool tho
>Necrophos was gutted
>Got a unique skill replaced with a worse version of an invoker spell
Never forget
>>162585841
and now because of you faggots dota is becoming lol and hots. im unironically taking up a hobby.
>>162586125
It's already happening, Purge stream also crashed.
HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
>HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
>HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
>HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
>HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
>HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
HAAAAAAPAAANEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
is shadowblade a good item on lina?
>>162585848
that actually looks fucking awesome. do want.
>>162586123
I miss them too.
What the fuck were they thinking? It was great. I miss the 'x pwnd head for y!' message too
fuck this minimalistic crap
>purge thinks purification(i.e. PURE-ification) is magic damage
rofl
>>162585848
CUTE
U
T
E
Dota needs a qt daughterfu hero.
>>162586124
She's a creep. What part of that don't you understand? She's a low ranked (probably ranged) creep worth no more than 45 gold.
Holy fucking shit Dota boys and girls.
Dota2's new UI makes it so ultrawide is proplerly supported in dota2.
http://imgur.com/a/YEO6w
We have playable Dota2 ultrawide and wider resolutions.
I can finally return to dota.
>>162586178
>guys halpl i'm too retarded to cope with changes
kys faggot
>>162585814
that's where you're wrong
why would you ever need a ghost scepter that early, unless you're playing mid? ghost scepter is a 15-20+ minute pick up because you're getting blown the fuck up by the enemies physical attackers like PA.
Invoker is literally shit now, jesus fucking christ valve why would they nerf him into the oblivion, he is the one that got nerfed the most, his early game is so shit now
>>162586226
But anon, crude internet slang like "pwned" isn't fit for ESPN. :^)
>>162586247
He didn't say that. He was comparing the pure value to magic damage values. Autistic stuff, really.
>>162586256
>She's a creep
SHE'S A WEEEEIRDO
How would an Ilexa hero work?
Maybe something to do with creepwaves?
IT'S HAPPENIIIIING
>>162586337
yeah i tuned in a bit late
>>162586247
>tfw he opened the stream saying how remembering all these specifics was his forte
>Morphling has a special bar that indicate the balance between strength and agility
fucking based yes.
>>162586350
what the hell is she doing here?
>>>/aco/1055937
she doesn't belong here
Even Musoushit got Sun Wukong before Dota 2.
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzHYBzc9Llw
>>162586356
Maybe she could direct creepwaves to directly attack a hero or tower instead of just automatically attacking things
>>162586291
But you have a 6 cd invoke now so you can spam more spells!
>500 max mana and any spell eats half of it.
Ebin.
patch is literally making history
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6BoC5qEcw
why would anyone here be watching fucking purge
bet you faggots actually watched the honey pot major too
>>162586410
Noob question, if the bar is 25% green and 75% red does that mean that adaptive strike is gonna have max stun?
>>162586276
because is a slow, its a ghost scepter against heroes that only do physical damage for free, and helps heal more out of death pulsing creeps during a gank (which happens often) and killing heroes with scythe
way, way, way better than hearthstopper that literally is better always in late game than that early
Purge really isn't very charismatic.
He seemed more at the major when he had a suit and a big screen. Now he just seems a bit dull.
>patch not out yet
>>162585282
youtube.com/watch?v=c6GHUq8eRto
>>162585748
>Get rid of attribute bonus that NOBODY took pre-17, with the exception of a few carries who want to rice hard early game and a few supports who really needed the survivability sometimes
>"WTF ITS LEAGUE NOW"
Even if the idea isnt original, its still a good idea
>>162586387
>I have no idea what's going on but let me still talk shit
Classic
>>162586564
Hard to have charisma when you've been reading a changelog for 7 hours.
>>162586564
purge is a charismatic black hole what are you talking about
I haven't played since Ghost Scepter Huskar was a thing. Anything I should know about before jumping in again?
>>162586478
wow its like invoker finally needs items instead of literally boots drums to get a rampage because balanced combos
Also finally invoker needs a bottle
>tfw I get to be a NEET for a month after tomorrow
feels good
REPEAT AFTER ME
>WAKE UP
>NO PATCH
>Purge is probably the most intelligent man in the dota scene
Epic. I feel sorry for those that can't understand his physics major tier analysis.
>>162586626
everything has been simplified and casualized have fun faggot
So why the fuck did they get rid of "pwned for"?
>>162586626
Yeah, you have to relearn the entire game like us
They're not gonna really release the patch today, are they?
>>162585035
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLCrTMHZVmE
>>162586597
Never reply to me again idiot
>>162586690
It was childish
>>162586590
>that NOBODY took
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo
>>162586690
Muh professionalism
i love the fucking patch but the talents are just too much. why the fuck should timbersaw get +14 health regen at level 15? its ridiculous. balancing heroes around these talents is a mess. they should just be comfy bonuses and spell augmentations.
Pls be mmr reset
>>162586626
Guard your killstreaks like you would your testicles
Rubberband might have been nerfed but I doubt it's gone completely
>Purge is STILL analyzing the patch
Christ
is it happening 4 real?
someone give me a you
>>162586690
tbqh, "pwn" is such a turbovirgin and 2000's word, makes me cringe everytime. I for one welcome the change
>>162586690
sad day
>>162586690
wtf does pwned even mean? i bet it's a typo and they meant to write OWNED rofl xD
how fucking embarrassing
This latest trip to lpq is making me consider quitting this game.
You people get lpq just fucking ruin peoples games, wtf is wrong with these people. Matchmaking is placing me with the worst scum sucking shit in the queue to make me lose games.
>>162586723
YOUR MOM IS CHILDISH
>>162586750
>balancing heroes around these talents is a mess
Are you insane? If anything, the talents make it easier to balance.
>>162585282
CLOCKWERK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7Aif5aXlQ
>>162586728
Were there any heroes that regularly took stats early apart from AM and I guess Medusa?
>>162586723
>it was fun
ftfy
What are the legacy keys for Monkey King?
>hur hur he wasn't in Dota 1 so he doesn't have them
They just added legacy keys to MK in the 9th test update
>>162586549
It also boosts the heal and mana regen from guardian greaves for himself and others.
>>162586690
did they get rid of "Holy Shit" too?
>>162586690
Kill yourself, fantanoposter
>>162586590
they didn't just get rid of attribute bonuses, they functionally are phasing out attributes altogether. you cant see them in the game anymore. you literally can't see if a hero has 3 agi scaling or 1.6 agi scaling.
Ilexa hero when
Goodkind hero when
Valve actually acknowledging their own crazy ass lore when
>>162586801
Servers went on maintenance and that faggot whyrkhm twitted a "get ready" message so yes most likely
>>162586859
It was once said that you reap what you sow
monkey king is a mess
>>162586723
you don't think a goofy walrus rolling around in a snowball is childish?
how do I check the stream uptime?
What did he mean by this?
>PL SUPPORT
purge is absolute madman
>>162586881
The same as they were in dota 1 obviously
>>162586901
fuck off
>Dota continues to take ideas from other Mobas
>Still wont give us ranked seasons, if only to reset these rediculous numbers
>>162586925
two lolis bullying Goodkind when?
>wake up
>no patchu
>>162586723
video games are childish too so
>>162586923
Hold alt, retard.
>>162586723
you have to go back
>>162586863
thats the point. its lazy as fuck. instead of changing the hero at its core you just add some shitty bonus at level 15.
>>162586951
this reddit fag is irrelevant. stop posting him.
>>162586951Poo
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HAPPOENING
>>162586951
"give me replies, upvotes, retweets and favorites"
>>162586859
desu if you get in lp it really is your own fault and you deserve it by being in lp
complaining wont make it go away and quitting just shows how much you dont care, like how you dont care about getting lp in the first place
so go quit, youre in lp now so you wont ruin any more games by whinjng on a anime image board
hey whaddya know
updated queued
>wake up
>no patch
>cant play the damn game either
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>>162586951
he meant POO IN THE LOO
6.1 GB
>>162586987
Is Goodkind male or female?
PATCH NOT A JOKE
PATCH IS LIVE
>haven't played in 3 months
>Dota 3 came out
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ? WHO DID THAT
SOMEONE EXPLAIN
IT'S GO TIME
ITS OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILLWHAT A TERRIBLE TIME TO HAVE 80S POST COOLDOWN FUCK YOU HOOT
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic
HAPPENING NOW
1. THE PATCH IS LIVE
2. CHANGE DOWNLOAD REGION TO SWITZERLAND
3. RESTART STEAM
4. UPDATE SHOULD NOW BE DOWNLOADING
THANK ME WITH A (You)
>>162587007
that only works on your hero, retard. good luck checking how much damage OD's ult or nyx's mana burn will do. because you can't.
PATCH OUT
6 GB
2 AM HERE THANKS ICEFROG
>he's not done yet
10 hour patch analysis
ITS FUCKUING 6 GB
HOLY SHIT
IS THERE A JUGG ARCANA?
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
ITS HABBENING
>ITS HABBENING
ITS HABBENING
>ITS HABBENING
ITS HABBENING
>ITS HABBENING
ITS HABBENING
>ITS HABBENING
ITS HABBENING
>ITS HABBENING
ITS HABBENING
>ITS HABBENING
Link to Purge stream Dotards??
>>162587096
Stop imposing gender roles on xer, you colossal shitlord
It's out
Embrace the nu-dota
>>162587095
ITS REAL
IT'S HERE
SOMEBODY HOLD ME
time for dotes
>>162587112
HOLY SHIT
>>162586590
rip rtz level 13 1/1/1/1 am build
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>162586930
i dont throw games, take matches seroiously even though I dont play ranked
never feed
always try to win with the team i'm on
always match my hero to the hero role and what the team needs
how is that deserving of continnual losing streaks with the worst fucking scum in the queue?
SIX
POINT
SIX
GIGABYTES
How do I convince my faggot friend to want to actually play pubs rather than constantly playing overthrow? He wouldn't even play pubs in test he wanted to play bots. He's a decent player so I know he'd be fine in game.
>EST: 7 hours
JUST
U
S
T
>people got played into wasting their entire day and night waiting for the patch
>valve just updated it a half hour before the work day ended
You all goto fucking played
>>162587096
does it really mattter?
HAPPENING TIME DESU
FUCK, IT'S ACTUALLY LIVE
LITERALLY DOTA 3
WHERE IS THE ITEM SIZE INCREASE IN THE SHOP ICEFROG
REEEEEE
>>162587118
someone said there are leaked nudes of this chick. please post link.
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
>6.3GB
6.3GB
>6.3GB
6.3GB
>6.3GB
6.3GB
>6.3GB
6.3GB
ITS OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS HAPPENING
>6 GB
People with low as fuck data caps are gonna be mad
PATCH IS UP ONII CHANS
IT'S FINALLY HERE
>>162587095
fuck me sideways. Well, see you in 3 days, monkey king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
>>162586864
my boy
The patch isn't coming out tonight is it?
>>162587161
it's actually pretty nice background noise desu fampai
>>162587174
It's on Twitch, dumb animeposter
>people still play WC3 Dota despite it being permanently stuck in the Troll Walord and Sniper patch
Fucking why?
ESTIMATED TIME 1 HOUR 23 MINUTES
FUCK MY INTERNET SHOULD I RUN TO CAMPUS AND ABUSE THE FAST INTERNET
>turn on computer for first time today
>open Steam
>6.6 GBs
>6.6GB
WHAT THE FUCK?
Fuck off I'm going to have to stay up to download this shit
>t. Sky internet
>>162587250
Absolutely
IT'S OUT
>>162587174
highest dota view count on twitch right now
fucking retarded weeb
LADS!!"!2121!
>6 fucking gigs
Shit... I won't be able to play tonight. Living out in the country is a blessing and a curse.
>>162587280
>literal peruvians are in this thread
>>162587236
same, but i are already expected to not play tonight
>33 minute download
FUCK YOU VALVE
WHY DONT THEY GIVE US PRERELEASE DOWNLOADS FOR PATCHES
>6.5GB
>tfw 100 Mbs down
>>162586801you
>>162586690
m-muh feelings can't handle the "p" word
>>162586868
i basically always get lesh stats over static storm, or omni stats over 2+ repel, and sometimes stats over dark pact.
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
This is what you fought for, Malcolm.
For a man to wake up, and get patch.
HOLLLYYYY FUCKING GOD!!!!
ITS LIVE!!!
>1 hour 20 minutes
a-australians all let us rejoice..
>complaining about 6GBs
LMAO POORS
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG
>I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR FUCKING 38 MINUTES
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG
>I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR FUCKING 38 MINUTES
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG
>I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR FUCKING 38 MINUTES
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWNNGB0lE_E
HOW DO I REVRET TO THE OLD UI FAGGOTS?
>>162587356
>tfw my peak is 400kb/s
>>162586690
Icefrog is no longer working on this game
ITS REAL FAMILIA
>>162587356
>tfw gotta go take a shit and a quick fap before I spent another 5 hours until 7AM playing before falling asleep
See you in 1 hour and a half, lads.
its here
finally
aaaaaaaaaa
>25 minute download
Who shit Internet here?
8 HOURS IN AND PURGE IS STILL ONLY ON PUCK
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/12/7-00-update-the-new-journey-begins/
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/12/7-00-update-the-new-journey-begins/
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/12/7-00-update-the-new-journey-begins/
ITS OUT TIME TO NOT PLAY RANKED
>2 hours to download 6.6 GB
ha ha
PATCH IS OUT LADS
Who should I play as a beginner, I'm hyped as shti by this patch
>>162587387
>stats over dark pact
This nigger can't be serious.
>>162587410
im going at 10.5 /s will be done in 10 minutes :^)
>>162587290
already out retard
>wake up
>patch
>>162587443
tfw you're slightly faster than me
>>162587332
nah I just moved back last week to my parents house and the internet is super shitty over here
>36 mins
Guess I'll keep listening to the dumbass Purge
>thirdworlders BTFO
REMINDER THE REST OF THE DAY IS PURE FROM PERUVIAN CANCER
6.1gb shieeet
>>162587348
2 hours here
>>162587248
>EST: 9 minutes
Post your speeds, Lads!
1.3 MB/s reporting in!
WHY DOES MY DOWNLOAD SPEED KEEP COLLAPSING TO 0 BYTES/S EVERY 15 FUCKING SECONDS
>>162587387
>stats over repel
LMAO
THAT SPELL IS SO GOOD I SKIP MY ULTIMATE UNTIL LEVEL 10 UNLESS I NEED IT
>>162587356
DELET THIS
6.1 GB
>6.1 GB
6.1 GB
>6.1 GB
6.1 GB
>6.1 GB
6.1 GB
>6.1 GB
6.1 GB
>6.1 GB
6.1 GB
>6.1 GB
The next patch will be out before Purge finishes fucking talking
>1 hour download
>15 minutes to download
>mfw i used to have 1mb peak and now it's 8.8mb peak
HERE WE GO
WHAT NOW MALCOLM
WHAT NOW
Mexico here
btfo'ing all these """"""first worlders""""" lmao
>>162587409
you can't
you also can no longer see:
- base armor
-base damage
-enemy attributes
-any and all mouseover enemy stats, including but not limited to attack speed, magic armor, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WklPJsbnDTc
I HAVE TO WAIT ALMOST 10 MINUTES FOR THE UPDATE TO FINISH
WTF VALVE
MY TIME IS PRECIOUS
WTF SHOULD I DO FOR 10 (TEN) MINUTES
>>162587525
I'm a third worlder and it's 15 min wait time for me.
Also I don't have stupid caps on my data, unlike murrica
play the game of free peruvians for the next hours, not many of them have that fast download speed
FUCK HAVE A SOE
RIP STRAYACUNTS
>>162587485
Dragon Knight is easy
Wraith King is easy
Omniknght is the win button
>>162585282
I actually shout "CAUSE THIS IS THRILLAAAAA" when I get 2 or more kills with tombstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V90AmXnguw
>>162587348
They were in the process of developing it until right before it went gold. There was nothing to prerelease.
>>162587545
3.5 MB/s peak
I wish this was a fucking joke.
Goodnight, dotards.
>>162587459
>I'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO PLAY
>>162587545
800 KBP/S at most
>>162587524
>>162587348
Mine is 2 hours lads
Tiny is now the strongest nuker in the game if he takes the +200 avalanche damage talent. On a tossed target that's an extra 400 damage, so avalanche does 500 damage to all unit, 1000 damage to the poor motherfucker who got tossed, and then anyone at the impact takes another 500 Toss damage. 540 with Aghs.
1540 damage to a single target, 1140 damage to everyone in the 300 aoe.
Lion BTFO
>2.6GB of cosmetics
WHYYYYYY
THE PATCH WAS 4GB IN THE FUCKING TEST CLIENT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Literally 2 hour download
>Live in Southern England
Explain this before I kill myself
>>162587550
duration is too long sometimes depending on the game.
>6.6 GB
welp, see you all tomorrow
>2hours50min
>>162587579
S-s-source?
>>162587545
how do i download it i have 6.6MB/s and i want this update its not on my steam how do i do it where is it
HE LIVES
https://twitter.com/IceFrog/status/808470421636907008
https://twitter.com/IceFrog/status/808470421636907008
https://twitter.com/IceFrog/status/808470421636907008
450 kb/s
>tfw 100mb/s internet
Feels good man
See ya'll in 10 minutes
just kill me
POST YFW YOU LAUGH AT POOR PEASANT SHITTERS
>Purge will be done by the time it's done downloading
>tfw 1.1 MB/s
Fuck American internet, lads.
jajaja no peruvians in my games for a few hours
yes this is what heaven tastes like
TWO HOURS
FUCKING KILL ME
>>162587545
That's a cute ilexa
Post more cute ilexa
Here's to another 10 years of Dota.
>>162587545
9 MB/s
can't complain desu
>>162587545
350 KB/sI really fucking hate Alaska
>>162587545
8.2 MB/s here
petch
>>162587691
literally who
>post yfw when you downloaded more in 1 second than most of D2G will in 10 hours
>>162587690
Start dota, it should start downloading then.
>>162587545
1.5 mb/s eat it shitbird
>>162587668
>>Live in Southern England
well your life is already close to perfect it'd be unfair if everything was 100% great
Being in Canada is suffering
this place is literally third world when it comes to internet
MY DOWNLOAD ALREADY FINISHED
HOW FUCKING MAD ARE YOU THIRDIES?
AMERICA BTW
>tfw was banned during boston quarter finals
>tfw missed the og destroying eg shitposting
>tfw missed the og vs af game 3 shitposting
>tfw missed the icefrog tweeting shitposting
>tfw missed the 7.00 countdown shitposting
>tfw missed the post patch release shitposting
literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
>be chink
>just arrived at work
>will have to wait over 8 hours till I can leave
>takes 1 and a half hours to get home
Feels bad.
>>162587743
iktfb
GOGGOO
>>162587545
>tfw 1.6 MB/s
>ETA 8 Mins
feelsgoodman
>>162587545
20Mb/s
>no balance changes to Monkey King
E P I C
P
I
C
GOTTA SELL THOSE ARCANAS RIGHT xD
>>162587545
9.8 mb
Post em lads
>>162587634
Haven't played in a while (almost a year), how much the game and the community has changed? Is it a good idea to start playing again?
>>162587668
>Literally 6 minutes to download
>Live in Yorkshire
>>162587668
57minutes here on hueland m8
>>162585409
>>162585440
>>162585912
>>162585940
>>162586075
>>162586437
>>162586512
>>162586584
>>162586708
>>162586738
>>162586864
>>162587258
>>162587408
>>162587627
>>162585282
all of you have good taste desu
Fuck this 3rd world
I'll go back to sun moon
TIME REMAINING:12 hours 22 minutes
5.3 mb/s not bad brehs.
>>162587667
classic volvo
>>162587545
3.4MB/s
>start at the usual 3mb/s
>go down to 2.5kb/s for some reason
BAZANGO
damn i love my internet
LMAO poorfags
hello d2g
>>162587873
Better time than any other since no one knows how to play the game anymore with all this new shit
>10 minutes remaining
>>162587771
11.3 eat shit
DOTA 2 WITH NO PERUVIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM GONNA PLAY ALL NIGHT!
SIX POINT FIVE GIGABYTES LADS
>>162587545
11.4 Mbps
Bless the PA net
>>162587794
Pffffhahahahah that actually got me.
10/10
...seriously though i need source on that
>>162587865
FUCK THIS STUPID CANADIAN ICY SHITHOLE
REEEEEEEEEEE
+10 MB/s bros WW@
will 10v10 be updated right away?
>>162587865
>>162587667
OPEN UP THE DATAMINING BOIS
threads going too fast, post lewds
>>162587820
>AMERICA
>Not a third world country
Have you been living under a rock
ez
>>162587743
Feels good.
>>162587865
Similarly
FUGGG GO FASTER
JUST
>>162587545
~2.5MB/s
>literally on Polish 15 bucks/month internet
Ahahahah
Get fucked first worlders
D2G, What hero you gonna play first?
So this is the power of Australia?
>delete dotard 2
>move test files to dota 2 folder
>updates in 20 seconds
REMINDER
PERUVIANS HAVE SHIT INTERNET
>PLAY US EAST ALL YOU CAN WHILE IT LASTS
PERUVIANS HAVE SHIT INTERNET
>PLAY US EAST ALL YOU CAN WHILE IT LASTS
PERUVIANS HAVE SHIT INTERNET
>PLAY US EAST ALL YOU CAN WHILE IT LASTS
PERUVIANS HAVE SHIT INTERNET
>PLAY US EAST ALL YOU CAN WHILE IT LASTS
>>162587230
I bet you're an all chat flamer with that holier than thou attitude.
Tfw 3rd world shitters will have to wait HOURS for it to download. PERUVIAN FREE DOTA!
>>162587932
Nice, that way people won't notice I'm a scrub.
Who am I kidding, they will, but they'll suck too
>>162588006
IT'S THE PURPLE SPIRIT
>>162587545
4.2 MB/s
I'm an Ausfag too, Cable is the shit.
Getting the NBN soon for even better speeds.
SO THIS IS WHAT THE FUTURE FEELS LIKE.
>>162587637
>800 KBP/S at most
same here dumb animeposter
I was just about to get my life back on track
Then patch
Fuck me
>>162588054
MANKEY KANG
IM ON 10% AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW!!!
I CANT EVEN OPEN STEAM
>>162588063
>>162587668
30 minutes the hague to be honest
>>162587545
like 5 mb/s
READY TO PLAY BOYS
GET SOME GAMES IN BEFORE ALL THE FILTHY POOR PEOPLE CAN PLAY
>>162587989
>253 KB
holy kek
>$90 freedom dollars for slow speeds
fuck
ummm where is my jug arcana???????????????????????
3 and a half Hours !"· SDfzzdfg 5agfdv
>>162587752
la concha de tu madREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162588023
hey atleast i got a you r-right guys
>>162588143
A good feel, isn't it.
>tfw BRA7IL patch
IT'S TIME
hehe I'm a huehueian shit and I'm downloading it at 1.8 mbps, you just wait! Exactly one hour till I shit up your games.
>>162585282
>>162585282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqKOISC-kd8
>download dota 2 test from the beginning
>8 gb
>download patch
>6 gb
wut
do they remove content from test and just add the new? teh fuck
I PAID FOR 5MB/S WHAT IS THIS SHIT
WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>WHILE YOU'RE DOWNLOADING, REMINDER THAT NOTAIL IS OBJECTIVELY A BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY :^)
>>162588164
fuck you for voting jugg you stupid spic
>>162588054
Underlord with Atos, MoM and AC/Echo Sabre
Shit's gonna be wild yo
>>162587332
hey!
>>162587632
>>162587690
>>162587765
>>162587771
>>162587802
>>162588138
>>162588083
>Everyone has better net then I do
JUST
>50 mins left
Welp, time to play Mario Maker i guess...
>the first queue of the new patch will be with well off people who can afford good internet
BASED
Post download times
>16mins
>tfw i was at 85% when i see this
FUCKING HELL VALVE
Peruvian here.
Have fun for the next 3 hours, after that i'm queueing us east/west and instalocking monkey king until wednesday nonstop
>>162588207
Huehues are fine, the Peruvians are the problem.
>>162588054
jungle legion
>>162588054
random, obviously
>>162588236
Too much load on the servers
>>162588225
Hahahah, le quirky man of space creation is at it again!
>this talent shit
uhh dotards
>>162588225
based bruce lee
>>162587579
Guys please source
I need to fap while the update downloads
>>162588298
HREUEHEUEHEUEHEUEBHEUEHEUHEUEHE
>>162588013
>>162588236
lol you mean 5Mb/s
Mb/s and MB/s are very different
>>162586207
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Lina. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Lina pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Icefrog create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>162588306
jaja el peruANO
>1 hour left
TIME TO KEEP WATCHING BASED PURGE
>>162588236
No, you fell for marketing and paid for megabits which are 1/8 megabytes.
8 MINUTES LEFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME INTO PERUVIAN FREE DOTA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
>tfw eating a delicious cuban sandwich while downloading the update
living in florida has its perks
>>162588225
>go undefeated in all qualifiers
>gets eliminated in the first possible opportunity
?
let's conquer these pubs
>>162588328
these retards like it for some reason
>chinese are first to play on new patch
how will they do?
ANY EURO WITH SHIT INTERNET?
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD STAY UP AND PLAY REEEEEEE
>>162588225
>envy fumbling to get his tp out of bp
>drops it on the floor instead
>loses
Can see it now
>>162588345
ill post in the /aco/ thread
>>162588308
t. joao dos santos
>no option for legacy UI
this new UI sucks balls
it tries to look like league's but league's is really not very good either
everything is too fucking tiny
also monkey king is broken and dedicated junglers are now good
>>162588385
if you dont watch streams, its maybe just 30 minutes
NO1 has to play support anymore theres so much gold and exp in the game right now
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS
>IT SUCKS
>>162588298
Delete your porn faggot
>3 FUCKING HOURS
play in my name bros
>>162588282
>Be poor university student from Poortugal
>Live and study for government gibs because the country is based socialist
>Also, internet here is literally god tier
Feels good man.
>>162588345
from the thumbnail it looks like something from jigglygirls
bunch of garbage desu
>tfw I need to go to bed now
>>162588298
Fucking delete that kink.com siterip, you won't be seeing your penis for a while
IS MMR THE SAME
>>162588472
no i need the whole terabyte
>>162588070
I live in Chile and I'm at 60% already.
We have caught up with your technology
>>162588483
oh shit
F
>>162588486
PUTO
>>162588431
A new EEra indeed
>>162588431
>ee is a sperg
And that's why we love him.
>>162588236
You got what exactly you paid for. Maybe you change steam's numbers back to bits since you're dumb :^)
>>162588461
>KEKPORTS ACTUALLY BELEIVE THIS
NOW YOU HAVE A BACKPACK THERE IS LITERALLY
Z E R O
E
R
O
EXCUSE FOR YOU NOT TO HAVE WARDS, STAY AWAY FROM MY CAMPS YOU RETARD
>>162588395
if you guys hate Peruvians so much why dont you just play on EUW?
NO JUGG ARCANA?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162588461
More like I can play support without wanting to kill myself. Now at min 10 I wont be level 4 with only a tp on the inventory.
>>162588517
>playing ranked during patch week
>>162588236
You're not missing much 10 min que for me.
>>162588457
>>162588457
im dlownloading at max speed, stream is doing nothing
downloading at 1.7 mb/s
>>162588417
>>162588431
>tries a clutch tp out while enemies already used their stuns
>has to wait 6 seconds until his tp works because he had it on his backpack
not too bad
we close boyos
>>162588395
>living in florida has its perks
yeah no it doesnt, dont lie
that place is the asscrack of the united states and im praying that one day you can escape
>>162588486
t. alberto barbosa
>be third worlder
>have better internet than first worlders
You guys are pathetic.
>>162588575Because Pinoys are worse.
Who /queueing/ here?
>>162588537
3rd worlders actually get better internet because of new infrastructure, while a lot of first worlders are stuck with shitty copper garbage
Why is DOTA ripping off LoL so hard? Talent trees?
>>162588595
>not picking the op new champ and grinding mmr before they nerf him a week after arcana, terrain, and announcer sales
>>162588582
Two arcanas at once would split interest between them, which means fewer shekels overall for Valve. Jugg's will probably be out once interest in Wukong's has waned.
>>162588662
talent trees are from HotS you dumb nigger
>>162588608
nigga u slow as fuck. We knew about this yesterday
>>162588662
literally what has this got to do with LoL?
You've literally never played league before have you?
>>162587545
2.5 MB/s
>>162588595
>not taking advantage of disorganized retards on the enemy team
>download started 20 minutes ago
>at 2%
I will be fine, r-right guys?
which heroes are free mmr?
>>162588621
I'd say having imported cubans making you cheap, delicious sandwiches is a perk
>>162588523
Just fucking delete it and start over
I don't even jerk off anymore I just like to collect porn
>>162588461
What do you mean by that? There's less jungle camps that respawn.
>>162588639
The first world is a meme. All they have is laws that make fapping to loli illegal.
>serbia
>6mb/s literally the fastest my Internet's ever ran
>done in 9min
such fascinating energies
>>162588409
>>162588395
>>162588272
>>162588252
>>162588164
>>162588072
>>162588065
>>162587883
>>162587676
>>162587637
>>162587553
>>162587524
>>162587332
>>162587298
>>162587263
>>162587174
>>162586996
>>162586987
>>162586125
>>162586114
>>162586029
>>162585902
>>162585736
>>162585335
>>162585084
>>162584916
>>162588575
>>>/a/
stay on your containment board you redditor newfags
>http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/
Help me get this right. Is the backpack part of The New Journey which is a new mode like Overthrow?
>>162588662
>implying LuL invented the concept of talent trees
>>162588438
I shall wait, brother.
>>162588662
talent trees were ripped from heroes of the storm
get your shit right before shitposting on this thread for fuck sake
>6 hours
It's not fucking fair lads.
>>162588730
KANG
2+ minute queue already. Ded gem.
>>162588730
the ones you know how to play
PSA: ONCE TECHIES REACHES LEVEL 20, HE HAS ONLY 14 SECONDS RESPAWN TIME
BEFORE BLOODSTONE
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=274081
why this spikes happen
JUST
>>162588608
>Water form is purple
Water Spirit confirmed
>>162588782
silly child, stupid boy, idiot kid
>>162588662
HotS has talent trees *instead* of any actual gameplay depth, so Valve cucked Blizzard by taking them and using them to fill in a hole in the skill ceiling in Dota.
>>162588608
Looks like a fucking Nelf from wow.
>>162588736
>tfw obtaining and installing obscure shit is more pleasurable than viewing it
>>162588661
I'll gladly endure some slow internet. Better that than being a smelly mexican for example
>>162588639
The US is basically the third world for 90% of it's population
>>162588782
the new journey is just the name of the patch
the backpack is now a part of regular vanilla gameplay
>>162588782
you have from start 3 extra slots that dont give bonus from items
>>162588781
I know this is bait but redditors hate anime
Dotards?
>>162588608
>>162588829
>JUEGOS
>JUEGOS
>JUEGOS
>JUEGOS
>JUEGOS
>>162588782
:^)
>>162588661
this is true, I live in Jew York and I cant even get fios in my neighborhood because the infrastructure is garbage
>>162588730
underlord
treant
techies
>Check Dota update
>Its already downloaded
Lmaoing @ you fags having to wait til tomorrow
>>162588781
>Bart Simpson and Spongebob is considered anime
>>162588890
wrong faggot
/r/anime is one of the biggest subreddits. in fact ONLY redditors like anime
>>162588827
based desu
>>162588891
Wow. TF2 still hanging on 3rd.
>>162588829
change settings to English so you get white people's internet instead of the scraps
>uninstall dota
>reinstall as of now
>8 MB/s
>will probably finish before shitskins who already had the game
>>162588829
>portuguese
huehuehueue
oh shit my hud looks pretty good
>>162588891
inb4 game coordinator down for the whole day
>>162588781
you
>>162588781
(you)
>>162588829
PERU = SHIT
>>162588730
V I S A G E
I
S
A
G
E
>>162588829
JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>162588781
2 (You)s
>>162588730
mankey kang
>tfw 8Mb/s
>>162588891
>have a 5.9 GB patch
>don't let them preload the update until you can fix all the bugs to release it
>literally everyone updating
IM COMING SENPAITACHI
>>162588957
I don't understand how skyrim is so popular on leddit if it's literally deadand fucking shit
74%
wait for me friends
>>162588960
Jokes on you. My download is already done you white wigger
monkey king is fun playing him now
>>162588395
>living in florida has its perks
no it doesn't, it's the worst state in the uS
Why would someone buy an arcana for a hero they haven't even played?
My first700 game is low prio match
it's really happening this time
>>162588974
STOP POSTING 1.29 MB IMAGES
THAT 1.29 MB COULD HAVE GONE TOWARDS MY DOTA DOWNLOAD REEEEEE
QUICK /D2G/ LETS CREATE A SCRIPT THAT AUTOLOCKS AND PICKS MONKEY KING
HELP US
HELP ME HELP YOU
>tfw literally freezing to death in my dorm right now
a-atleast the patch downloaded
>>162588891
>Warframe
Huh, I thought that shit was dead
>>162589026
It's cathartic to play for a lot of people that aren't interested in competitive dickwaving games
>>162589062
get rekt kid XD
>>162588895
QUEUE UP DOTA 10v10 YOU FUCKS
>>162588965
its spanish you dumb ameriturd
>>162588945
It's always funny to see people shit on their own kind. You really think you're better than anime liking fags? You? A poor man's twitch chat spammer? kill yourself kid
>Start at 6mb/s
>Now 200kb/s
>No end in sight
HELP
>>162588891
WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP
WHY DOES CIV 5 HAVE MORE PLAYERS THAN CIV 6
WAS CIV 6 THAT BAD
>>162588328
Only thing I don't like is that it fixes the mana problems for a lot of STR / AGI heroes at their level 10 tree.
Reminder that you have about 3 hours of Peruvians free dotes, don't waste them.
>>162589072
>watching two twitch streams while downloading at 11 mb/s
lel see yous in a few hours
>>162589090
>30k players
deader than US servers
>>162588730
Omniknight
Monkey King
Underlord
>>162589103
There are so many better games for this tho, skyrim get so fucking boring after like half a play through
>>162589076
dota_select_hero npc_dota_hero_techies
Replace techies with whatever is monkey king called in the code.
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/808475397675515904
I honestly feel bad
>>162589170
everyones just waiting for the 8 expansion packs civ will have
>>162589138
>crubible
>>162588847
>HotS has talent trees *instead* of any actual gameplay depth
>this is what dotards actually believe
>>162589170
civ games always suck before expansions
also civ 5 is cheap as fuck
>>162588781
>aussie gets upset that their internet is too shit to download the patch
>>162589026
Even being a 2011 game, it's still a pretty decent game. Not everyone likes full on FPS shooter games.
>>162589209
lmao weebs btfo
EternaLEnVy
@EternaLEnVy1991
Can't play new patch. House got robbed ;( reporting to the popo. 2nd time in my life Gg
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/808475397675515904
CLASSIC JACKY
ROBBED WHILE HE FED AT THE MAJOR
>>162589208
is there any script to activate the lock hero button?
7 more minutes!!!
>>162589209
>tolerant liberal experiences diversity
>>162589171
Yeah but they don't get INT for having stats
Basically every hero is weaker at lv25 statwise and the tree is here to outset that
>we were waiting for Dota 3
>instead we got League of Legends 2
>>162589209
>getting robbed in canada (twice)
How do you even manage that?
>>162584963
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>>162589062
Ahh, more memes for my Dank Memeoire.
Reminder that Nigger Kang can attack uphill with no miss chance
>>162588864
>tfw deleting it
>>162589267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>162589267
I almost feel bad for him
>>162589026
Because the faggots on /v/ and /r/theelderscrolls can't comprehend Morrowind
>>162589209
Time to ask for more donations!
>>162589209
Bravo canada.
invite more refugees!
>>162589209
based niggers
>>162589209
That's what happens when you have a team house that millions of people know will be abandoned when you're on LAN
>>162589267
>https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/808475397675515904
>>162589209
>ayo tyrone lets rob dat house ova there, they look rich
>nothing but weeb shit inside
Feel bad for the robbers instead
>>162589209
thats what he gets for living in a nigger neighborhood
>>162589209
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>162589209
FEELS
FUCKING
AMAZING
LADS
>>162587545
3.0 MB/s
see you in 31 minutes
>>162589209
Puppey and kemal stealing EEs stuff by hiring scumbags with EEs money?
HOW DO I MAKE THIS DOWNLOAD FASTER?
>>162589267
>>162589209
was it the gaming house or the actual house?
>>162589171
lets fix the problem of your team mates missing last hits
lets make it like hots, no last hits and global shared exp
those are fixes for problems in dota, am i right?
>been stuck on 100% for 15 minutes
dotards????
ahem
>>162589209
>robbed in canada
l mo a
>>162589209
I wonder what they thought when they were robbing the place with all the little girls ont he wall
>>162589369
I was his own house, not the bootcamp... Which is on the same street, but still
>>162589267
>>162589209
>Literally getting ganked in real life
STUCK AT 0 SECONDS LEFT WHAT THE FUCK VALVE LET ME IN YOU CUCJKSERTGHERGDASVDASGBERADTGBERSDZG
>>162589406
Close your tabs, works for me
>>162589427
his house
>>162589209
>>162589209
Meanwhile I'm a third world boy, living in a third world world, and never got robbed. praise kek.
>>162589427
He followed it up clarifying that it was his house, not the bootcamp house.
MMR IS RESET
HOLY SHIT
>>162589427
The NP house is literally EE's house, isn't it?
>>162588716
>>162588795
>Dotards are this stupid
>>162589209
>broadcast your movements to the general public
>guaranteed empty house full of expensive gaming shit
surprised this doesn't happen more often desu
>>162589439
youre a good boy
take this as a thank(You)
>STILL 1 HOUR AND A HALF TO WAIT
AHAHAHAAHA JUST QUEUED FOR RANKED GAME
IT SAYS "THAT HERO IS TEMPORARILY DISABLED IN RANKED MATCHMAKING"
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
NOT EVEN NEEDED TO BAN
>>162589297
>(You)s
ive made it mom
MY MMR GOT RESET
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR
>>162589504
He has his own house.
>>162589379
i recognize those fake tits!
someone check canadian ebay for a hunter x hunter box set
>>162589509
league masteries and the talent trees from hots work differently you fucking mong
masteries are handled outside of gameplay and planned ahead while talents are picked during matches
>>162589457
how long have you been stuck there? i'm approaching 20 minutes
>>162589509
>implying talents are that bad
uhh
I just realised that our patch is bigger than the whole league of legends game
>>162589509
Aren't masteries just wow shit.
The talent tree and lols masteries and completely different things.
>>162589509
why you posting borderlands builds?
>>162589509
did you know that you select your masteries before the game begins, and you have to buy/unlock them?
>tfw ADSL in 2016
>>162589209
I ALREADY LOVE THIS NEW PATCH
>>162589556
your brain got reset
>>162589209
>be a nigger gangbanger
>going around house breaking in n shit
>stumble across the normal looking house
>front door is unlocked at 1 am, just walk in
>all the lights are off
>go into what looks to be a dining room
>turn the light on
>it's literally some weeaboo shrine
>walls plastered in anime posters
>dolls everywhere
>entire room is decorated with otaku enthusiast shit
>sound recordings of japanese voices
>tv screens just playing a constant stream of anime
>hear a noise
>someones shouting
>go upstairs
>bedroom door is ajar
>look inside
>see a fucking 6.5 ft ape like man shouting at a monitor
>he looks and sounds like he has down syndrome
>some small woman is wandering around the room
>looks like his helper
>decide to just take the tvs and run
how come i cant look at the suggested items i customized AND see the basics and upgrades of the item shop HELOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>162589209
>rob pro players who away playing at majors
not bad
>>162588306
>mfw I've been spamming timber in test client to fuck over all the monkey pickers and win easy games
You're gonna get fucked subhuman scum
HOW LONG UNTIL 10V10 IS UPDATED
I WANT TO PRACTICE THE GAME WITHOUT HAVING TO COMMIT TO A 5V5
>>162589509
>muh only ever one correct choice in a game
>muh hard carry gets flamed in a game for not picking the optimal choice
good b8 tho
>>162589491
screenshot pls
>>162589560
>Sarina will never crush your face with her big bubble butt
Feels bad man
>>162589491
lmao no
do you realize that literall 99.9999999% of people would be at the wrong mmr if that happened to everyone on the same day? every queue would have a random assortment of 0-9k players and anyhting that happened in any calibration match woul be emaningless. the variance/std dev in any game would be like 5000
>>162589479
>That feel when you live really well in a 3rd world country but you live in that sweet limbo where there's people much richer than you just like a mile ahead so you never get assaulted or robbed because there's bigger prizes right next to me.
Feels fucking amazing man
>>162589630
league of legends is 15-20gb though
>>162589209
ITS A GOOD START TO 7.00
>just launched my game
feels good to not be a cumskin with a data cap
>>162589680
why spend the time typing this unfunny shit
WHY THE FUCK IS IT STUCK AT 0 SECONDS
DOWNLOADED AT FUCKING 15MB/S AND NOW IT WON'T END
I JUST WANNA MEME AROUND FUCK
>>162589509
they are literally nothing like masteries holy fuck thanks for telling us you are in the 2k bracket
>>162589509
this looks like a WoW talent tree which looks nothing like the Heroes of the Storm talent tree you spastic
and
POST YOU'RE QUEUE IF YOUR IN FAGGOTS
>>162589694
>Implying anything different is going to happen to the Dota talents
You'd have to be a fucking retard to not think the optimal talents are going to be worked out in a few months and you'll get flamed for not going that path every game
>>162589768
calm down jacky
>>162589209
Amazing. He baffles not just Dota, but also IRL.
>>162589691
>thinking timber hard counters him just because he has one skill where he can go into trees
1k posters always make me laugh
No goypendium points for predictions yet if anyone gives a shit
MMR is the same
Hero loadouts got a rework
>>162589745
Nope bruh, my younger brother plays it, i checked it
>>162589209
>be a thief
>plan to rob this videogame millionaire celebrity to pay for little sally's AIDS surgery
>get into his apartment
>nothing but chinese cartoon posters, silicone tubes that resemble vaginas, large pillows with drawings and stains, a racing car chair that smells incredibly bad and a fuckhuge computer
>take the computer and call it a day
>little sally will have to wait yet another month
sad desu
>>162586265
those thighs hnnngggg
when did WR get so T H I C C?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162589801
do you not have an ssd?
>>162589801
it's installing, you monkey king
>tfw will play new pacth in low prio
i demand a pardon
>>162589832
classic reddit response
>>162589756
Imagine Lebanon in his farm house in the Midwest trying not to get cucked by the data cap
>>162589848
does it still run off adobe air
off to play some dota for the first time in months wish me luck lads
>>162589850
>>nothing but chinese cartoon posters, silicone tubes that resemble vaginas, large pillows with drawings and stains, a racing car chair that smells incredibly bad and a fuckhuge computer
IM IN QUEUE FOR 3 MINUTES AND STILL DONT HAVE A MATCH
IS DOTA DEAD?
>>162589768
why spend the time wasting a (you) on unfunny shit?
>>162589821
>YOUR
glad to see the average age of posters here are still uneducated 14 year olds
>>162589925
yes
How do I insta lock Wukong so dumb peruvians dont get him?
>>162589925
not sure, but i think it does
>>162589850
just wanted to tell you i consider screencapping this post for a moment
>>162589952
WE LOST OUR THREAD
TO THIS SHITTY IMAGE
>>162588974
Requesting Davy Jones HUD look. Hope its not ruined it was so pleasant to look at.
>hyped for days
>update finishes
>launch game
>look at the button
>remember that i don't really like playing dota
>>162588736
I like to collect and fap to it
I've got some obscure ass porn from all kinds of geners that are from dead torrent sites
feels invoker man.
PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A WAY TO REVERT THE HUD
>>162589972
I'm still waiting for this shit to install. Porbably 80% are in the same situation as me.
>>162590005
spam press m and git gud with clicking
>Used to get 140fps
>now get unstable 60fps
is there a certain setting I can disable or do I simply have to play on lower graphics settings?
>>162589925
is it still completely adobe air action scripts?
yes, there isn't even an engine
>>162590005
the second you see the pick screen type monke and mash enter
>>162589209
fug man thats rough
canada though, what were you expecting?
>>162589279
>>162589337
>implying there are niggers in canadia
someone who lives in his area knows who he is so he broke in during the major
based tbqh
>>162589457
GET A PROPER SSD INSTEAD OF YOUR SHIT 9 YEAR OLD 5400RPM HARD DRIVE KEKLORD.
>everyone complaining about less than 10 mb download speed
What the fuck? I literally down load 40gb games+ I'm under thirty minutes. Is this the perks of living in a small town? Without my two xbones on, or my brother on Netflix I get 200-250 mbps
1 more minute.
Rest in piece losers.
>>162589838
He's also able to actually lane against him, not a ton of melee offlaners that can do that (ranged offlaners in this patch and the last LMAO)
Please I beg of you pick him against timbers until you give up
>>162590181
>tbqh
confirmed underage
>>162590095
post on reddit
make sure to make it at least 500 words long and cite the damage numbers as a reason for valve to allow us the option to revert to the old way
>>162590183
It's 7200rpm you cocksucker
>>162590098
ply on a lower graphics setting you entitled cityboy
>>162590183
>not installing all your games to an external flash rive
>>>/2012/ you shitlord
>>162590181
>He doesn't know
>>162590098
When you start the game, put any other Tab that's not the main one.
The fucking Monkey King animation kills the fucking framerate.
Guys how to lane against MK as a melee hero?
4 attacks (and his animation looks kinda weird, like he had bigger range or smth) and he get free fuckin dmg then stun you and kill
>>162590098
oh fuck me than, i'm getting 38 fps max
So I guess the only people in the world who know what kind of hentai EE watches is EE himself, and the niggers who stole his PC.
What game are we all moving on to?
>i5 6600K
>gtx 1070
>only play dota
>40 fps
tHANK S BALVO!
>>162589848
your young brother huh
>>162590205
>huge burst damage on mk
>thinks timber is a good pick against him even in lane
You're just proving my point
>>162590281
Dota 2
>>162590281
battleborn
>>162590098
>dota used to be 40 fps
>now can't enter the game w/o crashing
welp time to wagecuck and get a proper pc instead of a shitty laptop
>770
>game runs at 100 fps at full resolution and most settings on
>>162589925
the launch client, not the game itself I think
>>162590235
34% faster of "slow as fuck" is just "34% less slow as fuck".
>ready to launch in approximately 0 seconds
>>162590281
Aeon of Strife
>>162589292
talents are a welcome change, stats were really boring and stale, at least now we have extra strategies
>hanging at 100%
VOLVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IF U HAVE SHIT FPS DISABLE DYNAMIC GRASS
>IF U HAVE SHIT FPS DISABLE DYNAMIC GRASS
IF U HAVE SHIT FPS DISABLE DYNAMIC GRASS
>IF U HAVE SHIT FPS DISABLE DYNAMIC GRASS
>>162590274
he has 300 attack range so he shit's on most melee heroes in lane
just pick a ranged hero or timbersaw
>>162590286
>not getting dual titan X and a POWER PC 8 to play maximum pro dotes
it's like you don't want to be 4k or something.
>>162590321
HAHAHAHA
what incredibly shit tastes you have. are you a child and a sjw?
Holy SHIT the game loads fast now
Don't even get to look at my load screen
Also wish me luck famalams
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Lina. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Lina pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Icefrog create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>162590281
pre-6.82 dota?
>>162590401
It's actually installing it at that point, that will depend on your cpu and storage how fast if goes
>>162587768
T. Pinoy
>>162590281
back to sc2
>>162590281
battlerite
>>162590335
same, don't know why everyone is having so much trouble getting normal fps
>>162585035
Saw the documentary on that guy, always seemed to take 2nd place to some other guy who's name I can't remember.
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED NEW THREAD WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162590402
>grass
>vsync
this kills the framerate
Razor is a better counter to MK than Timber.
>can steal his damage
>fast as fuck so he can kite him for days
>first skill gives vision so he can catch him when he jumps into trees
>>162590414
300 FUCKIN RANGE? ICEFROG ARE U RETARDED?
let's go Phoenix offlane woohoo
>you can't even see your stats
>>162590281
I'm going to play custom games exclusively, literally FUCK this shit, I hope everyone takes advantadge of the engine and makes an independent superior game just like it happened with wc3
>>162590281
overwatch christmas patch comes out tomorrow
>>162590429
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
>>162590467
>T. Pinoy
I said Alaska you fuckstick. Did you not read the fucking post?
>>162590426
no why do you ask
>>162590541
Hold alt
>>162590426
Are you an underage memefaggot that takes everything they read at face value?
>>162590541
*presses Alt* OwO whats this
>>162590608
Calling someone a memefaggot on reddit2.0 is pretty ironic
>>162585084
He must have been drunk, wait is he still going through the patch? is that shit up on youtube yet?
>>162590426
No, I'm an autistic white male failure at life that likes to bring his shit surface level politics to every conversation that ever existed over the internet
>>162590530
Why would you tell people this? Let the retards think timber counters him
>>162590790
>>162590790
>>162590790
new memes
>>162590745
could have just said "i'm triggered" lad
shorter that way
>>162590706
we just hit Tidehunter
>>162590745
selfaware/10
>>162590573
i dont hav a alt key
>>162590745
>sjw
>politics
I didn't bring up anything of the sort. I'm sorry that retards like you associate sjws to politics. No, anon. They're just shit people.
Also
>not being white
Must suck being a shitskin
>>162590847
But he started 8 hours ago...
https://twitter.com/PurgeGamers/status/808355803048472576
>>162590854
macfags get the fuck out.
>>162586690
It was a really old term nobody even uses anymore. It was a relic of a different time.
>>162590796
>implying Timber doesn't counter him
WEW LAD
>>162589768
>>162589768
I thought it was pretty funny tbqh
o shit its happen
but now i gotta sleep
why is life so cruel to me? why does it always push me down. my room is also slightly cold and my coffee i had to make myself omg ;_;
>>162590670
>>162590573
doesn't work for enemy heroes.
i cant see enemy stats
WHY
Purge is honestly so fucking stupid.
>sees Venge's wave of terror is changed from pure to magical
>"you could get veil now"
>>162591892
Give him a break he's been reading patch notes and theorycrafting for 8 straight hours
MMR RESET
MEMERACLE BTFO
>>162588091
This patch is actually GOING TO get my life back on track again.
Thank you based coldtoad
>>162587627
I fucking love solo undying. You get two stacks of Q tombstone and ez kills. Now you can get easy gold/exp advantage.