Dota 2 General - /d2g/

reminder that mid carry lich will be in every game

>>162575485
>be the shining beacon of hope for peruvian dota in a sea of darkness
>caught match fixing and banned from valve events for life
you could NOT make this shit up

>>162575864
is nagaposter dead

Will purge be alright?

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Sheever.

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>wake up
>no patch

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>cleaning out my onahole
>get cum on my hands
>still no patch

For fucks sake Purge

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>>162575958
patch killed him

honestly purge is bad when does synderen do analyse?

>>162575938
Lich carry FINALLY

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>no up
>wake patch

New patch before heat death of the universe?

>snowy day
>cup of hot cocoa
>comfy fire place
>listening to Purge talk about physics

WHO /comfy/ HERE?

>>162575958
No you idiots just chased him away like Memeoire guy. Drowposter is gone, Nagaposter is gone, you guys just murder everyone

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>>162575949
In the end Smash is still a peruvian

PURGE
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BLACK HOLE PHYSICS

JESUS FUCKING APEMONKEY CHRIST

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE BLACK HOLE ROTATION

>>162576027
>implying you have an onahole

>>162576006
what a qt, she needs a dire creep gf

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Hello I will be appearing in all the games now

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>posted right before the new thread
>>162575892

Just end me lads

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post cropped dota images which hide vile acts of fornication

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>resurrected on judgment day
>no patch

SICK PUPPY BOMB INCOMING

36%

>Physics lesson from Purge
this patch is incredible desu

>jungler loses all hp
>mid trades like a retard and uses all his mana
>they both meme it up with the well
Ready to have a jungler every game dotards?

>>162576078
Real talk, does the rotation of enemy heros during black hole have ANY game impact? Dusa during stone gaze?

purge is going insane

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>20 second cooldown guardian greaves

>>162576068
good

>>162576006
>tfw have a quarry to settle

>>162576162
Good luck with Treant and Techies fucking your jungle up.

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>>162576068
I miss aiushtahposter, tonyposter and most of all gents

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>>162576036
Where do you post your stuff? I'm loving this thickness, senpai.

>PS4 finally has games released

>Dota still isn't patched

tfw comfy watching purge's stream and falling to sleep with the sound of his familiar and lovely voice

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>Icefrog has to balance all these talents every patch.

PAtCH THE GAME PATCH THE GAME PATCH THE GAME

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>>162576076
>>162576078

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Did icefrog add the black hole rotation just to make it match the cgi clips in free to play?

Theres only one hero with letter F? Holy shit

doesn't Purge have a Physics degree

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>We are all going so mad that purge is talking about black holes

RELEASE THE PATCH FUCK SAKE

>>162576290
so what?

>>162576271
Yes

>>162576162
The ones bottling with all their bounty runes unaffected by creep damage?

>>162576243
thank you!
its http://kiamokaza.tumblr.com/
i dont post vry much tho

>>162576036
>Someone's doing more Ilexa art
Nice

Now if only more guys did Pugna too

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>>162576036
give lewds now

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>>162576129

>>162576006
I want to lick Ilexa's knotted bark if you know what I mean.

>where's the patch Icefrog

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

okie

dokie

>>162576123
You are reworked. You may actually be based now.

>>162576271
it's to represent your money spiralling down the toilets

>>162576290
>undergraduate physics major
>meaning anything

lmoa

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>>162576125
>not getting any yous

>>162576147
did you know that stating that you reported a post is against the rules?

The more you know

>>162576036
Pls draw her upside down

>>162576256
he is just going to be afk trying to balance techies and carry veng until the game is over and he finally dies

the other people will just try to balance the heroes and fuck up everything everytime

>>162576236
I miss Lelouch

>>162576202
Confirmed by the way: if you use Blast Off with Octarine Core, you will be healed before the 50% HP removal so it's safe to use at low HP

What's Monkey King's talent tree? It doesn't show it on the update page

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic

>>162576362
Is her shit hole being remodeled?

>>162576514
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT.

>>162576478
fuck off lelouch

>>162575864
BSJ and based mike and CuckCucknCuck all said games will be shorter

We League now?

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>>162576047
>kill myself
>purge still reading patch notes

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Why is Reddit so fucking obsessed with Purge? He's a fucking garbage 5k player, which isn't even a high MMR anymore, that has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

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>>162576538
let's hope so

ICEFROG YOU FUCKING JEW GIVE IT

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>>162576349
Lol character at page 3, you just triggered my autism.

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>>162576402
>The enemy face when they see Techies preparing for launch
We spaceship now

>>162576559
This is why I miss him.

>>162576105
>it ends with the killing each other
>better this way than being used by their ancients until some bigshot disembowels them for gold and xp
>reunited in ancient and heroes free heaven

>repel can't be dispelled
>omni aura with talents and lens better slow than fucking shivas active
wtf is this shit

>>162576162
It has a 5 minute cooldown so only one of them can do that. Its not much different from them just getting low then buying and suicide to creeps.

Late game its pretty meh. +1 hp per minute i think so 20 minutes in its like 120 hp a second for 5 seconds.

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i'm holding the patch hostage fuckers and WON'T GIVE IT UP FOR ANYTHING, NOT EVEN SOMEONE ROLLING 00

>still talking about gravity

>>162576562
>shorter
L M A O
i played like 10 games and NO EVEN ONE ended before 1 hour

>>162576557
>>162576514

Hero Talents
+5 Armor 10 +20 Attack Speed

+20 Movement Speed 15 +275 Health

+15 Strength 20 +40 Damage

+100% Boundless Strike Crit 25 +25% Magic Resistance

>>162576514
generic as movespeed stats and shit
level 25 makes boundless a 300%crit or some camprably useless shit

>>162576585
cause his autism might genuinely kill him someday

>>162576585
>reddit

>>162576514
+5 Armor 10 +20 Attack Speed
+20 Movement Speed 15 +275 Health
+15 Strength 20 +40 Damage
+100% Boundless Strike icon.png Boundless Strike Crit 25 +25% Magic Resistance

>>162576670
No one cares about your unranked test games

>>162575958
I guess maiden poster is dead too. That or they didn't realize we'd have 3 thread in an hour.

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>>162576036
>>162576006
I really want to see a downtroden yet resolute in the face of adversity female creep hero now.
I want a small hero madel assassin battling withj w bkb's bloodlusted doom

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>>162576562
3 absolute shining beacons of Dota.

I guess we have to listen to these successful Dota 2 players.

>>162576349
>LISA art
Based

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>>162576129
>cropped

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POLLINATE MY WOMB, ANON!

>>162576562
>3 absolute shitters
you'll excuse me if i don't believe it

>>162576678
>840 damage with fissure range and aoe
>before factoring in base damage or items
>useless

is the patch really not out yet?

>>162576585
because reddit is filled with 2k players

>>162576675
>>162576697
Thanks mates, nothing too interesting but armor and health could be handy to offset going full damage item builds

>>162576793
I said the magic resist was usless anon

>>162576585
you will be allowed to say shit about purge when you memorize every cd for every ability (and mana used), every base damage for every hero, every armor for every hero and how blade mail really works

>>162576638
You have to be level fucking 25 though. And thne you're giving up 500 pure damage nuke.

Its definitely good, but its not amazing compared to others.

I seriously think people are undervaluing core lion vs illusion lineups. You can kill 3 illusions instantly every 5 seconds.

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WHERE DOES PURGE LIVE

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH DOTARDS?!

>>162576776
what the hell am I looking at?

60%

>>162576649
Not if they both stand together. It's AOE.

>>162576779
NEED

>>162576801
Still doing updates to test

Some pulling stuff being fixed

>>162576869
Just follow his gravitational pull

>>162576840
>nothing too interesting
>fucking 20 attack speed as the first thing

>>162576882
art

>>162576779
B-but you're just a little sapling Ilexa...

>>162576716
nobody cares about you too but for some strange reason you are still alive

>>162576964
>friendzoned

did anybody tested mirana arrow vs ancients
no way things like this gone through, right guys
hahaha

anyone else's download stuck on 0%? fucking valve

please save me /d2g/

people are spamming fucking techies again
and he's not trash any more

help

>>162576952
Though

>open purge stream just as he starts analyzing the patch
>go play two games of dota
>make some food
>go sleep for the night
>wake up
>he's on gyrocopter
??? dotards ???

>>162576779
So wait, is her name ilexia? or llexia? im confused.

>20% cooldown reduction is bad
t. purge

>>162577001
He never was trash
Just underused

>>162576952
DELET DIS

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>post yfw Arteezy streams for the first time on 7.00 and spends the whole stream bitching and moaning

>>162576887
Fuck i forgot about that actually.

That's fucking strange then... I would hope that you could disspell the buff by attacking a hero, or shrine.

Or maybe make it so that shrines refill a bottle, but only 1 charge?

I think its a cool idea mechanically, but they seem really strong at 1500 and 15 armor, they can only broken after tier 2s, and aura healing...?

On the one hand it seems like teams will just end up farming and playing safe, but then a lot of other changes look to be focusing on hero fights a lot.

What the fuck is happening

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So this is the power of balancing experience from 11 years of developing the largest game in the world....

>>162577001
Counter same way you did before
>build tanky
>get early gem
>get defensive supports with saving abilities
>get map control and awareness

>>162576984
Existence precedes essence

>>162576952
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE

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Why do we hate Purge one more time?

>>162577057
he was fucking shite mate
t. techies pro with 100% win rate against techies and 75% winrate with
now he's GOOD again, expect good techies to make you cry

>>162577035
>20% cooldown reduction is bad versus 25 movement speed on gyro at level 20
Thats what he mean

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>half-life 3 released

>patch still not released

Wykrhm Reddy @wykrhm 1m1 minutes ago

Relax guys. There's a lot of bugs that need to be fix,The patch will delayed until tomorrow.

>STILL NO ART OF ILEXA BEING GANGBANGED BY +6 TREANTS

>>162577070
Classic babyrage.

Apparently he's very nice to fans and shit, but I've never liked him much. The whole "top 3 carry" meme seems wrong after Boston major. Even fucking notail looks better.

>>162577090
well played

>>162577143
.....

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>>162577090
gold

>>162577101
>3 hit passives

Defend this dotards

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>>162577090

>>162577143
i thought the patch wasn't coming out until tomorrow anyway

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>this old XP graph
wev

>>162577143
i would be very happy if you could kill yourself

>>162577090
New meta

>warn people for ages the game will become league of legends
>it literally does
MADMAN

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>>162577070
Name of that absolute kinography?

>>162577134
Oh wow, actually putting it up against 25 movement speed like that makes it sound even more retarded not to choose 20% cd reduction

>>162577101
>manfighting ursa
>dying

DOTARDS?

No but he looks pretty stupid. That's why it hasn't gone live yet. Idk if its just to sell arcanas, but arc warden and ES were cancer on release without arcanas. It just takes time to balance.

>>162577134
>20% less cooldown on flak cannon is worse than a fucking wind lace

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>>162577090

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>píck gyro
>get the missile talent
>mfw

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>>162577090

77%

>fans of Dota released 7.00 patch as Warcraft 3 TFT map
>still no patch in steam

>>162577242
yeah fuck the level 11->12 in 6.88

have you ever hit level 11 on a hero in 6.88 and accidentally pressed the hotkey to upgrade one of your skills instead of ultimate? TOO BAD YOU WILL REMAIN LEVEL 11 FOR NEXT 15 FUCKING MINUTES

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>>162576360
hope this counts
>>162576592
my friends like league
i draw for them
>>162576747
i've got the joy joy joy joy..

>>162577380
bullshit they did.

>>162577134
>purge is still allowed to give his opinion
>people will listen to him

>>162577127
>Implying I'm not a Techies player too
Allah Akbar brother

>stop watching purge at around 1
>he's on brew
>expect him to be near done
>he's on h

wow

>>162576964
d'awww

>>162577317
>an ursa with 300 attack range, 2000 range blink, 70% ranged slow initiation out of fog from it and 2 second stun
>all without using his ultimate, which is basically the aoe rapelay zone

>>162577440
hes been on gyro for a good 45 min now, should have seen fucking enigma and how he tried to argue how blackholes really work

Is everyone waiting for Purge to get to +6 treants?

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>>162577090

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>>162577119

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>>162577090
10/10

>>162577105
>gem
>Mines aren't revealed by true sight anymore
do you even read niggah

>>162577406
>not dfc Ilexa
into the garbage it goes.

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don't let your memes be dreams lads
feel free to post this on reddit :^)

>>162577406
Phew lad

Christ Purge this whole things is going to take 15+ hours at this rate no joke.

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>>162577334
>+ THREE charges
>yfw you shoot 4 missiles at 4 different targets
>each person can't team up so all 4 hit.
>literally a ravage every minute at range guaranteed to hit if they have no linkens or bkb

At lvl 25 its not amazing, but its definitely situationally strong. You could also just stack all 4 on an AM that has scepter and he's definitely going to be stunned.

>>162577101
I wonder if Riot is upset that they couldn't think of Monkey King first.

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>>162577427
>https://www.epicwar.com/maps/69558/

>>162577406
Stop it, you're making me like loli

>>162577090
spoiled myself by going to the bottom, ah well, funny joke.

>>162577134
Let me explain this
Gyro has 4 (four) actives
Gyro regularly buys: phase boots, TOWN PORTAL SCROLL, bots, BKB

He gets a 20% percent decrease to these. That's a fifth shaved off

25 movement speed is fucking garbage

>>162577073
5 min cd on the active cue spam pinging when your shit afk jungler uses it to heal when mid needs it.

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>>162577119
only /pol/tards hate purge
he has 5k mmr and his knowledge of dota may not be the best, but he has 90k mmr in dedication to educate every dotard about game they play

>>162577119
>fiending
>to fiend
My dictionary says nothing about fiend having a verb form.
What does it mean in that context?

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Wow cant wait for the next 45 minutes of invoker analysis

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>>162577334
How do i LONG LIVE BELKA in doter, fellow <<buddy>>?

>open purge's stream at abaddon
>swat breaks in
>accidentally shoot me
>die on the hospital bed
>reincarnated as a pinoy
>live 25 years of my life
>play dota for 8 of them
>check purge's stream one last time
>he's only on h

>>162577496
He's so autistic, I bet he will defend it and say all NP's will get it.

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this new patch is AWESOME

WHEN'S THE FUCKING PATCH COMING TO MAIN CLIENT

>>162577598
That's not a fucking loli retard

>>162577469
Yes. Its retarded for sure. But he'll be nerfed. This is just always how it happens.

Idgaf because i'll just ban it every single ranked game as will most people once they've played him in unranked.

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>>162577440
Where is the stream?

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i haven't drawn in a while but here's a quickie cute

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What letter is he on I can't watch right now

Monkey King doesn't show up on the enemy's minimap when he transforms, right?

>>162577691
is she not Ilexa?

>>162577690

when purge finishes his 7.00 analysis video

>>162577748
ugly

>>162577101
so let me get this straight

at level 2 his skills combined give you:
>280 + 80 + 80 + 80 = 520 bonus damage over 4 hits
>also lifesteals like 100 HP and stuns for 0.5s

how are you supposed to trade hits with a ranged hero with that much fucking damage output

90%

>>162577761
h

>>162577650
just a misspell of "finding" probably

where can I find lewds of that loli creep?

phael only has like 2 pics

Why do so many big gaming companies hate having communication with the player base?

Like never giving any updates on the status of the largest patch in a game's lifespan the day it's supposed to be released? Why is this acceptable?

>>162577732
He's number one on twitch right now senpai, hard to miss.

>>162577748
Cute

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>>162577649
i like you

>>162577808
Because they don't know

>>162577779
Yes but with those ginormous boobs she isn't a loli anymore. Anon literally trashed the design.

>>162577748
kawaii as fuck

>>162577748
good stuff.

>>162577647
I'm pretty hyped to play solo offlane phoenix. It seems pretty easy to just spam spells and then heal at the shrine dedicated for you.

And then you can get veil which now works with sunray as well as buy aghs and use the lvl 25 talent for almost guaranteed saves.

>see purge streams constantly
>people is polite, they are not retarded, they dont spam, they dont go full twitch bots spamming le epic emoticons


>4chaggots and leddit unite to see his stream
>constant shitposting

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this new patch is SUCKS

>>162577520
sauce pls

>>162577848
>32000 people are watching purge's worthless analysis right now
fuck me sideways

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>>162577808
Because players are fucking retarded. Haven't you realized this by now reading /v/, /vg/ and r/Dota2?

I'm so fucking glad Valve wont bother with "us". I hope they'd listen to reddit lot less than what they do.

>Like never giving any updates on the status of the largest patch in a game's
BUT ICEFROG IS POSTING UPDATES TO DEV FORUMS CONSTANTLY NOW YOU STUPID FAGGOT FROM R/DOTA2

>>162577650
Fiending, as in being a crack fiend, as in abusing something like a crack fiend abuses crack

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>>162577748
I want bully ilexa with my cock

>>162577808
Dotards are autistic and unable to enjoy any other game. Literally the biggest addict cucks out of any playerbase.
You'll take this plate of shit and it it right up cuckster.

Just checking in real quick to ask when's the patch?

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>>162577748

>>162577649
I voted trump and I love purge but that's also partially because I've been following the laddie for years now

>6 hours ago in this thread
>joked that Purge will be spending 6 hours talking about this patch with spreadsheets on
>went to sleep
>woke up
>Purge isn't even halfway through the heroes
>32,000 viewers listening intently

Gold material for sleeping comfy to his calming voice for months to come fampai.

>>162577920
that's just how people usually behave themselves in small and big groups

>>162577961
lets be honest you cant bully anybody with your cock

>>162577891
>not knowing what oppai loli is
wew

>>162577806
Just wait for them to come up
It's been less than 2 days my man

>>162577891
>Anon literally trashed the design
You shut your whore mouth

>>162577891
this. Anyone that likes balloon tits has shit taste and should remove themselves from the gene pool immediately

>>162577808
Calm down dude. Its a one day wait.

They released the test client on time. They probably just are taking time to compile the results from that. MK needs nerfs and bugs need fixing.

If you can put two and two together than that's pretty obvious.

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>>162577923
how can you say the new patch sucks if it isnt out yet?

>>162577920
Twitch chat gets cancerous in high numbers, irrespective of who is watching
Basically every chat stream with >10k viewers and sub mode off is the same

>>162577748
very good

No one here can defend 3 hit passives in dota. Nice game you fucking thieving dotards. League has become the true innovator (along with HOTS)

>>162578073
I am smarter than you, dumb kumikoposter.

>>162577961
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE LC
CANT SHE JUST BE A CUTE INNOCENT GIRL
WHY MUST DOTARDS DESTROY EVERY CUTE LITTLE THING

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>>162578020

Reminder we already have a loli hero and her name is Pugna.

I rather wait for them to fix the fps and other shit then just give the fucking patch

>10 minutes till December 13th
>still no patch

>>162578120
its 4 hits
lol designers said 4 is too big a number for those types of passives, i wonder if Frog made it 4 just to spite them.

>>162578173
>being a eurocuck

>>162577950
>Talking about updates to the test client is the same as a fucking ETA

LOL

Ilexa is way too developed for a short mini-comic character to be some throwaway that'll never be used again. A female creep who idolises heroes and wants to be one? Creeps have never been characterised beyond "the opposing side sucks!"

Ilexa is gonna grow up into a fine lithe feminine tree and be a future hero, I'm calling it.

>>162578173
For me its 2 hours till December 13th

>>162578173
They got 6 more hours in Washington DC

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>>162578126
dont badmouth my fellow kumiko poster

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>Invoker spammers mad the hero is no longer a special snowflake with FREE stats every single level plus retarded buffs to his skills

dota 7.0 is like the future-ified 'technological arena deathmatch' version of dota

it may as well be called Dota 20XX: Bloodsport

Are we cheering for our guy, aka bone7, at WCA?

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>steam starts downloading something
>check downloads
>ITS FUCKING DOTA 2 OH YEAH BABY
>its just workshop content
FUCK

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>eight minutes left of the 12th
>still no patch

>>162578285
fuck this shithole man

t. DC resident

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>>162576006 (Dead)

What was it?

PATCH DELAYED UNTIL TOMORROW

https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/808244785186078720
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/808244785186078720
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/808244785186078720

>>162578285
It's 3PM right now in Washington DC

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100%
IT'S HERE!!!!!

ALL THE FEMINIZATION YOU WANT

MY PERSONAL COLLECTION OF SICK PUPPY PRESS SMUT, THE KIND OF SMUT THAT'S CRAPPY BUT HITS THAT FETISH SPOT OH SO RIGHT
+ Bonus


DOWNLOAD IT NAO

DO IT

DO IT YOU SISSY.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/rvbc1cge8be01su/Sick_puppy.zip
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/rvbc1cge8be01su/Sick_puppy.zip
http://www.mediafire.com/file/rvbc1cge8be01su/Sick_puppy.zip
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/rvbc1cge8be01su/Sick_puppy.zip

>>162577808
dunno senpai this only in video game industry think because most developer are unlikeable nu-male assholes who never worked hard in their entire life.

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>>162578286
Meme girl with meme hair from the meme show. A shit.

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>>162577748
Cute!

>>162578379
an overzealous jani

>>162578254
If you give out ETA you will get just bad press about "ITS DELAYED" because you cant keep your promise.

Common pracitce

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>>162578120
>every single LoL hero/chimp has a passive that procs on every 3rd or 4th hit
>a new DotA hero has an ACTIVE ABILITY that grants him "bonus damage and lifesteal for a limited number of attacks"
>LoL-babies confuse this with their beloved game mechanic

mrw there is no 3 hit passive

WHERE IS MY JUGG ARCANA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IF I DONT GET THE JUGG ARCANA TODAY I WILL SHOT SOMEONE

fuck it d2g i'm going to bed

you have me to thank when patch lands in 10 mins time

>>162578449
im not gay thank you.

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Is there a more punchable face in dota?

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>When she sees your dick

>>162578394
made me click/10

>>162578529
how so

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>>162578583

>>162578528
Better get your gun then, boi

By the looks of it we're not getting shit today

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>>162578394
White and blue are better. Why this thing not the same as PA's arcana

already 1AM lads, will hit the bed, keep the thread cozy for me

>>162578583
Have a little faith okay?

>Steam Client update
BOI

>>162578449
i don't trust you if im honest

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muh girthy macropyres ;)

>>162578583
jelly that you don't work at valve?

>>162578583
Isn't he Indian or something?

I want to farm Ilexa

>>162577134
>20% cooldown reduction, available on 5900 gold item
>25 movement speed, available on 255 gold item
:thinking:

>>162578583
pflax

>Fury Swipes
>Burning Spears
>Searing Arrows
>Diffusal Blade
>Incapacitating Bite
>Impetus
>Orb of Venom
>Glaives of Wisdom
>Poison Attack
>Liquid Fire
>Eye of Skadi
>Maelstrom
>Mjollnir

Why is Icefrog slowly getting rid of UAMs?

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give patch or I scream

>>162578592
I dont see the disappointed frown.

>>162578705
India will be the next great Dota super power after all chink pros go to grass and waste their careers streaming like bullcuck

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>>162578583

>>162578583
crit

>>162578592
someone edit this to be blushing pls

>>162578717
How much gold is her loli ass worth?

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>>162578771
>loda the autistslayer
go to bed loda

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why is purge so lovable, dotards?

>>162578740
do you not like clinkz with skadi, deso and mjolnir ruining you in 4 inescapable hits?

>>162578583
stop forcing this meme

>>162578694
well, I can't make you trust me, but it's not like it's an exe or anything of the kind, it's just a zip with pdfs + jpgs, you can even see inside it without unzipping.

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This is the worst thing about this patch, the talents, I wouldn't mind having a talent tree in the game if it complemented the heroes, but it doesn't do that, it just adds random shit (le +50 dmg for CM xDD) comes to mind, wtf is that suppose to do? I guess it makes useless meme builds a bit more viable, but that's it, apart from a few lvl 25 talents (that you'll get in less than half of your games) everything is shit and out of place. Fuck thisss

>>162578120

>Dota Version 6.58
>Overload
>Each successful attack builds up a static charge, eventually releasing in the form of an electrical burst. The burst deals damage and does a minor slow effect to the attacked foe and nearby area.
>Radius: 350
>Attacks to trigger: 8/7/6/5
>Damage: 30/45/60/75
>Movement speed slow: 80%
>Attack speed slow: 50
>Slow duration: 0.6

>>162578834
>DUDE FREE SHIT

>>162578740
burden of knowledge is quite problematic. We want more women and minorities playing this game.

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This is what we get for trusting Valve?

wish that fucking creep character werent introduced, now begins not only a new dota 2 era of new gameplay, but also permanent "muh loli xdddd" shitposting

>>162578740
I suppose he wants intuitive and consistent mechanics

wait aren't we supposed to get a juggernaut arcana

IT'S OUT M8S
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

>>162577748
Cute!

>>162578934
No

>>162578936
fuck u

I thought patch drops today

valve lie?

>>162578583
>shit beard
>myspace filters
Having said that, in what situation are you that you encounter that image frequently

>>162578970
no not this patch but I mean at some point

>>162578936
this is my meme

i invented it four years ago

stop poaching my meme

>>162578936
>36485
rly nigga ?

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>Techies gets -60s Respawn Time at level 20

>>162578934
its probably gonna come with 7.01

>>162579057
Yeah I guess

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>>162578793
fast edit fast results

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>>162579094
>16 second respawn time

>>162578834
His voice is so soothing. I know what I'm falling asleep to tonight.

>>162578834
guy deserves a gf
I haven't seen him radiantly smile for some time

thanks korea

>>162579043
Its 3 PM in Seattle, Valve is on time and will be for the next 9 hours

>>162579146
very good.

this may sound retarded but i want to keep a copy of the current patch before updating to current client, how do i not fuck up? HULP!

>wagecuck all day dreaming about 7.0
>come home and no update

DOATORDS WHAT IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>162578834
when will purge notice me

Purge has some kind of armor fetish.

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>tfw can't find a game in dota 2 test low priority

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>>162579146

>>162578848
based

>>162579191
but he has a gf
he just doesnt show her

>>162579191
his gf is pretty hot, she was on BTS stream some months ago

>>162579246
Install dota on a shitty laptop and press hibernate

>>162579302
Not dying is the most important thing you can do for your team

wasn't the patch supposed to come out today?

>>162579262
Triggers me so much REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162579302
he just gets excited (in his not-really-excited way) about the smallest things

such a qt bby