Dota 2 General - /d2g/

patch when

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>wake up
>no patch

LINA BELONGS IN A TRASH CAN

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WHERES THE PATCH!!?

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PICK ME ANON

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buff me

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PICK ME

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>another patch
>LC is still garbage can tier

J U S T

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>1:00pm PST
>no patch

>>162567202
>brew ult is so shit you can make him into a rightclicker now

LOL

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>>162567139

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YOU ARE A 100 HP VENGEFUL SPIRIT
ZEUS WILL REVIVE IN 2 SECONDS

YOU MUST FIND MEDALLION ON THE SHOP GRID BEFORE HE ULTIMATES
9 OUT OF 10 DOTARDS WILL LOSE THEIR UNRELIABLE GOLD

>>162567116
STREET FIGHTER
WAOW

>>162566509
link? there's no nudes in her dA

>See steam installing new update
>Get excite
>Its fucking Starbound

Fuckging starbound baka

>>162567158
now

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Daily reminder d2g hates Purge

i'm transferring to Dota from LoL what hero do I pick to piss off the most Russians?

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>6 treants
>30-34 damage
>180-204 damage if they all hit once
How is this balanced dotards?

>>162567250
Volvo pls fix

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So how come "boring 4k cuck" Purge has a gf and you don't?

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been browsing d2g and watching strims waiting for patch for 8 hours.

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>Still no art of Enchantress getting pregnant with the Satyr to explain the new Ancient's

>>162567250
i right click it in the guide i made with all my relevant items

ez, spend the extra second shittlaking in all chat

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>>162567178
You need to relax, Malcolm.
Our patch will come in due time.

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REMINDER that Maelstroms attack speed works on Illusions now

REMINDER that Chaos Knight has farming isses

REMINDER that Chaos Knights crit is 12% now and has 50% lifesteal

REMINDER that you should be getting Mjollnir every game as Chaos Knight RIGHT NOW because it gives ALL his illusions attack speed AND solves his farming issues

>>162567328

>generic youtuber personality
>not even very good at the game
>takes literally 100 hours to go through the patch notes

yea I can see why

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HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GOING TO THORYCRAFT!!??!

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IS SHE GOOD NOW? SOMEONE TELL ME AHHHHHHHH

>>162567342
Any splitpush hero. Nature's Prophet preferably. Oh and don't forget to pick +6 treants as your lvl 25 talent!

>>162567345
i thought it was +6 treants, not 6 total?

>>162567440
good in bed ;)

>>162567429
No end in sight

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>tfw no boypucci hero

>>162567279
just search her rubick cosplay it'll pop up

>>162567429
>30 - 60 minutes per hero
>he's on CK
until tomorrow

If you're repulsed by dicks in porn you're a 100% cuck bitch and possibly gay too

>>162567440
Still dumpser tier

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>>162567429
>Purge is still on C
we're gonna be here all night

>>162567328
>watch start of stream, he gets to backpack
>leave for 2 hours
>comeback
>he's only at Chen

Jesus. Bulldog's run-through is so much better. At least he tests some things, and he doesnt sit there theory crafting new builds for 20 minutes

>>162567342
Right now pick wukong to make everybody on the enemy team cry.

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>>162567429
He's on 16 out of 113 champs

>>162567397
>need to make custom layouts and memorize them for 110 different heroes
yeah no

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WHO ELSE waiting on a 7.00 tournament so the pros can show me how to play HERE?

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>>162567440
good for sucking my dick

>>162567520
if you watch porn there you are beyond salvation

>>162567494
have you seen the new mask of madness??

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>>162567440
nah

Which change that /d2g/ called a shit will end up being meta defining this time?

>>162567417
>takes literally 100 hours to go through the patch notes
What is the point of patch note streams if not theory crafting?

Being too lazy to read text?
Not enough memes?

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BUT IS IT BETTER THAN
SIX
FUCKING
THICK
JUICY
DELICIOUS
TREANTS?

>>162567568
Nah. Im excited to jump right into this mess

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>>162567457
>+6
>11 total
>330-374 damage if they all hit once
>basically a FREE rapier
The madman has gone too far

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Sooo, carry bounty hunter is viable now?

>>162567647
mass treant build

>>162567361
e-fame

Comfy video lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0YQy7ut4Y

>>162567624
>porn is bad
I feel sorry for you

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Gee Mortred, how does Icefrog let you have TWO daggers?

>>162567682
33% ""chance"" for x2.25 damage is pretty good but only accessible at level 25

>Penitence buff
>25% spell amp
Dagon is core on chen now.

>>162567647
Mid Lich deniers

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guys I don't think we're getting a patch today

>does spell amp work with dagon

holy fuck how DO YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS RETARD

5 minutes

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>tfw have shitload of homework to do
>still waiting for patch
>literally can't start untill it's out

STOP
LEWD
POSTING
IM
TRYING
TO
NO
FAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162567682

Dude fuck im so hype about bounty in this patch

>ms for chasing
>jinada in almost 2 sec cooldown
>more FREE damage

Alongside his meme aghs he is going to be so fun in pubs.

HOW COME THE NEW PATCH STILL WON'T LET LUNA SIT ON MY FACE

>>162567429
Holy fuck hes only on "C"

I left for class when he was halfway through the items, he may ACTUALLY be autistic

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>>162567762
>implying it matters

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post lewd pics

>>162567682
he is badSlark at carrying, can snowball if you are playing against retards

>>162567761
i couldn't give a shit about what you think

>>162567808
That's a TI Final Analyst you're shittalking scrub

>>162567868
why does she start pissing?

>>162567868
Reminder that female ejaculant is literally piss.

reminder necrophos just got gutted and given a worse version of an invoker spell

>>162567876
>almost 2s
i guess 1 is almost 2

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...Hey!

>>162567889
is that a jojo reference ????

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>>162567868
delet this

>>162567250
you removed it, but just to make you happy, I can purchase a chainmail blight stone and sage's mask in 1.5 seconds

reply to this post and the digit corresponding to the last digit in your post number will decide your opinion of something
1 i love it
2 it's shit
3 uninstalling as we speak
4 icefrog can do no wrong
5 gas the chinks at valve hq
6 i don't know
7 could do with some reworking
8 i'm gonna go play league instead
9 talents are amazing
0 buff my favourite hero

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>>162567872

>>162567868
>that boobs movement and jiggling
LOL?*

>>162567868
>(Dead)
Oh boy did those new janny letters go out today?

>>162567979
u can't c me

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>>162567868

>>162567965
>this motherfucker walks up a slaps your ancient's ass
>what do you do?

What is your honest opinion on Monkey Man

>>162567995
WHO

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Do you have a doto waifu?
Mine is PA

>>162568024
virgin

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>>162567762

>>162567986
Luna Facesitting

>>162568063
Tree mechanic is cool

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>>162567926
AHH

YOU JUST REMINDED ME THAT

LUMI

CASTED

TI FINALS

>>162567440
only as a daki

>>162568063
Seems like a LoL champ honestly

>>162567902
>I d...don't give a shit!
Still responds

>>162567647
guardian greaves tinker AGAIN
because now he can jungle 3 camps at the same time and then grab a free bounty rune on radiant side

>2 medium and 1 hard camp are all within the aoe of a single march of the machines, and can all be stacked at 0:50 by using march on two and right click on the medium, and killing all 6 camps gives an average 650 gold, which along with 2 bounties and base gold at is 1629 net worth at 2:00

>>162568075
Your waifu is a slut who wears revealing clothes and has many suggestive voice lines.

>>162567986
brb uninstalling

>>162567986
kikes

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>Wake up
>Grab a brush
>Put a little make up
>Masturbate to dead arabs
>eat leftover Chop Suey
>Shitpost
>No patch

>>162568115
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

>>162567938
>combine 2 spells then add 1
how is that bad

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>He doesn't have +6 treants in his talent tree

>>162568134
oh and he doesn't even need to go soul ring first because he can shrine without leaving jungle
LOL

4:00 boots of travel here we come

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>>162567965
>Blinks
>Hits treants, while teleporting around
>Collects free gold
Nothin personel kid

>>162567995
Thanks, i lost that boner as quick as i got it

>>162568075
Auroth best waifu

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You know you don't need to go full retard just because the patch isn't out yet

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>>162568075
Only husbandus, sorry

>>162567868
>virgins make sfm
whoah

>>162567417
Don't forget
>a commie Burnout

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you guys promised me I would get +50 dmg today

>>162568063
Glass cannon snowballer who can crush anyone's hopes of winning but complete dogshit from behind due to no real defensive spells of any kind.
The biggest bullshit of him right now though is hands down that his clones can bash if he has basher.
That shit is NOT cool.
Granted his ult is probably his weakest spell, but still.

>>162568191
8/10 would repost

>>162567662

how about not literally spending several hours theory crafting every single change

>>162567986
purge

>no patch
>miss the post everyones replying to thats dead
>no gf

Im going to fucking kill myself

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>>162568248
>autistic soeposter telling others not to go full retard

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Remember that you could literally be having sex with Ilexa A FEW DAYS FROM NOW

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/

>+30 searing arrows damage
>it basically doubles the damage
WHAT?!?!"?!"? !"#*$_I8329 590 ujtupwergh 78tz9 eahgrzu fhgbn
PURGE WHAT THE UFCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Ilexa is cute! CUTE!!

I'm going to marry her!!

>>162568394
>there is only one soe poster

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>>162568402
llexa posts are fucking cringe.

>>162568208
literally the ONLY good change from old doto to nudoto was lumi retiring

>>162568191
shouldve used another word than 'endowed'
still funny
9/10

>>162567986
rolling

>>162568462
where did he say that

the patch is not coming today is it

>>162568402
>f-list

get out of here furfag

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>He's still on "C"

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>>162568382
>JUST

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You've been downloading your patch, sweetie?

>>162568296

FUCK

Why did you have to ruin purge for me

fuck berntards

>>162568546
>left when he was on alch
>went and studied for an hour for finals
>he's on centaur when i get back

Oh purge

>+6 treants is basically half a rapier
>dotards will defend this

>770 + 125 is 1000
WHO LET PURGE OUT OF SCHOOL HOLY SHIT IM IN HIS STREAM FOR 5 MINS AND THIS IS ANNOYING AS FUCK ALREADY

ITS FUCKING 9PM
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE IS THE CUNTING PATCH IM FUMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162568638
You at least knew totalfaggot was #WithHer, right?

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>>162568604
HOLY FUCKING SHIUT MOM GET OF SDMYFUCKING ROOPM BY THE FUCKING ASHTTERED HELM GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>162568623
Hey fuck you juggernaut is comfy as fuck.

>respawn for jugdment day
>no patch

>>162568191

I giggled, 8/10

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>>162568659
but anon he's a math major it's ok if he doesn't know basic arithmetic

>>162567958

I guess I thought jinada was 7 sec cd or something anyway how should I build the bounty now?

>Bounty needs mana boots always shuriken and track are too mana extensive
>Maybe get a cheap armor item and rush for Aghs and then jump into the damage items
>I would even dare to say that midas is a situational pick with all of that extra money

Thoughts?

>>162568659
purge thinks hes so smart doing math in his head but he usually gets shit wrong

>>162567986
Talents are amazing

>>162568662
howling

>>162568623
>le squishy peepman
He's one of the hardest carries to play

>>162568623
Huskar has a little bit of a skill involved

>>162568510
Its like what, 1-2 PM in seattle? Valve have released patches at like 7PM before

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>>162568623
>"And Slark must be Trump since he can win even if he's a fucking retard" - ODpixel 2016
>It's his most played hero

What if ilexa grows up?

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it's over isn't it we're not getting the patch today

wagacuck streaming jungle veno right now if anyone's interested

>>162568638
Better than a shillbot to be honest.

>>162568705
So is Sniper, but almost everyone who picks either hero is a fucking retard.

What if Ilexa got +6 treants?

>>162568682


but I never liked le fatass brit cancer meme anyway

haha why does this boring white nigger announce every time he is taking a drink and not just fucking drink and continue his droning?

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>they aren't even 5k
>they think they should have opinions regarding the state of the game

How is Kunkka?

>>162568873
t. buttmad purge dicksucker

>>162568808
She enlists in the war and gets raped in lane

>>162568873

well jokes on you because I'm 5.4K

this game is shit

>purge STILL going over the patch notes
>he's only at 'C' now

>valve won't release the patch until purge is done

wtf

>>162568828
That sounds more like the player and not the hero anon.

>>162568873
>he wasted 10k hours to get 5k
>he isn't pro

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We aren't getting the patch today are we?

>12th December

Hate valve tbqhwy

what time is it in europe

almost feel bad for you guys but then I remember you bandwagoning wings, vp and AF

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Which pro players are redpilled? Pls answer d2g i'm nuub

>>162568878
He is good. He was sick last week but he recovered from it.

>>162567440
She's still trashy.
Just as I like my sluts

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>valve wanted to release the patch today
>d2g sperging out calling it shit
>saying dota is dead
>gaben sees this and calls ice frog into his office
>tells him to rework the entire thing
>no patch until mid january now

uhh dotards?

>>162568623
>retarded people playing Huskar
badly, maybe. Huskar is punishing as hell if you don't know what you're doing.

>>162568520
>bitching about a rp hosting and hook-up site solely because it is associated with furfags
did you know, f-list is used for every kind of rp from vanilla human to /d/ level tentacle rape?

>>162568994
singsing
everyone else is a liberal commie retard sadly
sjw has invaded our community so much...

>>162568994
>redpilled
what does that even mean? sorry, i am not familiar with generation Z lingo

>>162568935
Too bad she's only worth 45 gold.

>>162568994
Purge.

>6 extra treants is hidden op
>dotards will meme that it's shit to death

>>162568994
sing and bulldog

>>162568935
>tfw no ilexa snuff porn

>>162568979
It's 9pm for me in the UK
10PM for mainland

>>162568994

Bulldog, PPD, Mason, Sing and Moonmeander

>>162568994
you have to go back

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JUST

>>162568472
>>>/reddit/

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>>162568994
ppd is actually leaving the dota scene to join the Trump administration.

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Is Ilexa thicc or smoll?

>>162568851
>tfw literally everyone on both sides hated le cancer tophat when he was vaguely defending Goobergate

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>4+ hours into stream
>still on C

>>162567986
Chaos Knight

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I'm going to play my last ranked game in the 6.xx patches anons.
Wish me luck!

WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY DOTA PERSONALITIES AND PLAYERS FUCKING BERNOUTS/HILLDAWGS?

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE SJWS GET INTO OUR FUCKING GAME?

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oh boy I cant wait for 20 more hours of Purge

>>162569091
it means you're a virgin

Launch Arc Warden vs launch Monkey King

whos more broken?

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What's the next hero going to be?
Another chink folk legend?

>>162569141
>they're both useless and worthless
Shining examples for you 12 year olds to idolize.

>>162569234
I don't really listen to him, I just like having his soothing voice in the background.

>Purge thinks bkb, blink, ags cm is too strong
When in the history of dota has that ever happened?

I might fall asleep listening to Purge before the patch comes outs.
Shit is so comfy.

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alright gulag, help me digest the invoker changes.

1. can you or can you not get two forge spirits now?
2. the invoke change is good right? no more 2 spell invokers in the early game?
3. aghs rush is almost mandatory now right? I mean, getting it before level 16 sounds amazing
4. what does the deafening blast change mean? no more 360 deaf blast? I'm ok with this one I think.. visually, it was cool but balance wise it was retarded
5. "Invoker no longer gains passive attributes when leveling Reagents." this is the one that threw me off completely. does it mean invoker will have the same stats throughout the game? or is it more like the rest of heroes, a subtle stat gain per level?

last, what's the build to go now? I'm thinking QE with the buffs those orbs received, sounds great for the early game

>>162567501
why would we need one, anon? I can just use you

>>162569298
I truly do not comprehend
as a lifelong democrat, I voted for bernie in the primaries and trump in the general election
where do all the shills and sjws come from

PATCH WHEN REEEEEEEEEEE

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GIMME PATCH

>>162567202
S-source?

>>162569341
in 2k pubs where a cm balls out of control
thats his audience bro

>>162569180
>unranked

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>>162569298
LITERALLY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re MOTHERFUCKING minder that CHAOS KNIGHT can now buy RAW ATTACK SPEED ITEMS

RE FUCKING MINDER that MOON SHARD AND MJOLLNIR are both FUCKING AMAZING, Maelstrom and then Moonshard, plus an upgrade to Maelstrom into Mjollnir

Check his FUCKING DPS. AINT NO HEART GON GIVE YOU DAT! AINT NO SNY GON GIVE YOU DAT! AINT NO YASHA GON GIV U DAT! AINT NO MANTA (Okay manta is still good) GON GIV YOU DAT!

Get 15 ATTACK SPEED
10 STRENGTH
12 ALL STATS
And then whatever the fuck you want, buddy old pal.

But I assure you. ATTACK. SPEED. IS. GOOD. MY GOOD MAN!

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I almost could't sleep and there isn't a patch yet

>>162569341
In what universe will CM ever get enough farm for said items?

>>162569298
>all casters are friends of each other
>which means they keep each other hired
>all live in SF or LA

I mean what did you expect

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ITS HERE

>watch purdge
>he takes 2 hours to start talking about beastmaster
>go watch 2 episodes of south park
>he got to crystal maiden

what the fuck is wrong with him

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Yar har har

Someone explain to me why Puck has that gold talent at level 25.

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>>162569442
>playing ranked on test client

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RTZ and zai are red pilled as well

>>162569356
>you can, via talent
>yes
>midas rush into agh is a must
>blast will be aoe only if you pick it as 25 lvl talent
>no idea
I'm gonna start building dragon lance and playing him as a sniper with the new exort buff from 3 dmg per instance to 4

>>162569298
why are only the memestreaming failures the trumpets?
Did the red-pill make them shit at dota?

>hes on D
Thank god

>still updating fucking dota test

>>162569502
Autism Speaks

>>162569487
HotD gives her ability to stack and farm, and helps her ganking.

which Dota person was MAGA?


I dont give money to twitch streamers, but I still havent given away my free amazon prime subscription and I would like to give a MAGA 5 Bezos dollars.

>>162569331
FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
you want to know why trump won? you wnat to know why everyone hates SJWs like you?
its because of YOUR fucking fault
YOU'RE the ones forcing stupid diversity horse shit in our video games and complaining about shit that doens't matter
YOU'RE going ballistic and doxxing people for going so mcuh as "saying mean things waaaah :((("
YOU'RE the one who feels like everything should be a fucking safe space and no one should be offended ever (except white males and republicans amirite they should all be killed XD)

YOU FUCKING BROUGH TTHIS UPON YOURSELFS YOU FUCKIGN SELF RIGHTEOUS KEKS

>>162569193
>poopoodee is a trump supporter
why am i not surprised. wish i lived closer to this cocky little shit so i could smash his dumb smug face

>>162569463
>the no armor donkey
ok

>>162569356
just wait a couple hours until purge explains it

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>>162569052
>tentacle rape
> /d/ level

laughing my ass off and cursing my own degeneracy over here

>>162569434
alpha0

>>162569586
ixmike or BSJ
ppd already has millions so whatever

>>162568994
Zai

>>162569586
Sing_Sing

>>162569541
>stolichnaya
if I was that rich I'd buy good vodka

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Sing deserves better

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>patch not even released
>/d2g/ already reverting back to unrelated /pol/ shit

>>162569520

Placeholder talent.

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>TFW d2g went fulll pol again
God bless you all guys

>>162569091
it means you hate change of any kind, hate any non-white person, reject science because it's researched by (((academics))), live for social darwinism, and pray for some magical 1950s reality that didn't exist

>>162569628
it is, /d/ may go deeper, but tentacle rape is /d/ material.

I know the pain, brother anon

>>162569497
WILL VALVE DISAVOW ROSHAN
IS THIS HOW THE GAME OF REDDIT DIES??

>>162569323
You'd be better to compare launch MK to launch WW, but here goes.

MK is snowbally as FUCK, but if you can manage to shut him down and put him behind he can't do shit to you.

Arc warden basically put you and your team on a timer, that timer being when he got rapier, to win the game.
If you didn't at least get two sets of rax before that, it was basically gg in most cases.

MK wins fights, but AW won games.

>>162568220
Literally did this last night, I went mid but maxed march and jungled a lot. Radiant secret shop and dire top bounty area are really nice for march farming. I think I had soul ring and bts at 8 mins

>>162569331
do you idolize kevin "i shouldn't have missed that last hit" godec anon?

>>162569584
Stacks can only be made ever two minutes. Also implys she can take that farm from her carries, and isnt roaming for kills

PATCH FUCKING WHEN THE 12TH IS OVER IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS WHY WOULD YOU BETA TEST A PATCH THE DAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RELEASE IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VALVE YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED

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there will never be a patch

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>purge is a fucking libcuck berniebro

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>162567986
IS THE PATCH AMAZING

>>162569609
We're still talking just raw DPS here but I mean, come on buddy old pal old buddy old pal! That's GOOD shit for CK man! Moon Shard, both cheap AND efficient! If you need damage on CK, you no longer have to pray for an extra illusion! You no longer have to get a marginal upgrade with heart! You can get MOON SHARD now, man!

YES! YES! YEEES!

Oh and Power Treads are better and armlet too. Because they give raw attack speed? Yeah, he's also a bit harder to find the real one too. So yeah... Heh. Nothin personnel.. kid.

fyi test client just updated again so patchu is not coming soon
you should've know better than to trust valve to release a non-buggy version

>>162569520
Because he can't farm for shit and needs to stay ahead with enough gold to buy dagon 5 if the game isn't ending.

>>162569595
It's current year xD.
The confederate war ended centuries ago faggot. Which hole did you crawl out of?

>>162569298
>>162569595
>literally cannot tolerate someone having a different opinion from them
>calls people SJW as an insult

The self awareness is glorious

>>162569520
it lets puck transition into a real core at lv25

so lets say your stomping the game you have blink veil treads dagon euls linkens. you lose a few teamfights so you then replace items with bloodthrone vyse octraine refresher travels etc

the hero can get to lv25 easy because its a snowballer but once he gets there his farm usually drops off since getting pick offs is way harder

and the backpack means you can carry those extra items too

>>162569740
>it doesn't exist because i said so

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>>162568994

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Just in case you wondered why Icefrog isn't pushing the patch to live just yet.

>>162569520
because every item a 6 slotted puck needs is some of the most expensive items
She wants maxed dagon she wants hex she wants octomeme she wants aghs she wants eblade she wants shivas she wants EVERYTHING

>>162569885

FUCKING

>>162569664
>evin "i shouldn't have missed that last hit" godec anon?


what about grandgrant? he seems pretty cool? I only started watching dota at ti6

>>162569792
Creeps massively help ganking with nets/stomp/purge, HotD builds out of gloves and helps the entire team, helps pushing, you can just use creeps to tank damage from camps, you can now frostbite ancients. It might be the new age for the acolytes.

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>>162569863

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>>162569913

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>>162569520
To force you to go fast

Also, if digits, next hero will be based on baba yaga and her chicken hut

>>162569792
Stacks being more infrequent increases their inherent value because you get less opportunities to do so anon.
Stacking is more important than ever.

>>162569913
What christmas patch would be complete without it?

>>162569863
YEAAAH

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH IT'S MIDNIGHT SOON HERE

>>162569889
Your fucking kind started it fuckwad.
You started the shitflinging, and we're retaliating. Now you're the victims now? You're the ones who can't fucking tolerate the world being anything but le epic sandnigger nigger diversity utopia so why the fuck are YOU going out on us?

>>162569889
>>162569887
>replying to bait

>>162569945
grant has said maga before but IIRC he didn't really give a shit either way I forgot why

>>162569945
grant bans you if you start fucking up his chat with politics shit

just like the mods should with this thread

>>162567986
Rolling

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>be volvo
>have half a year to get this patch out
>put up the test client a day before release
>have to hastily fix bugs on the day of release
I didn't realize the dota dev team was made up of procrastinating college students

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>>162569912
based

>>162569913
fuck this guy seriously

karate chop dark seer is going to be so much fun lel

>>162569740
sounds legit!

>>162570008
There is nothing wrong with those tax rates from 1950-1960s

>>162569335
his voice is the only thing not making me go insane right now. the patch better come before his stream ends

>>162570035
>but they're being an insufferable retard too

You are literally no different.

Any link to the Bulldog guys patch 7.00 breakdown? This Purge dude is a FAG

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>>162569908
>>162569908
okay you're right, we should tax the rich at 90% again I agree

>>162570063
To be fair a large testing playerbase makes finding and patching bugs much easier, and valve wanted to hold the announcement and test until after the boston major.
Blame the schedule restrictions, not the devs.

>>162570146
>LE HORSESHOE THEORY XDDDD
fuck you fencestiting centrist piece of shit

>>162570001
finland?

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>>162569913

>>162570054
melt,

bitch

>>162570151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj4hwIC_MHg

heres part one, you can watch the rest on twitchvods I dont think it was muted at all

>>162570151
Check the VODs on his channel. Start from him reading the text version of the patch notes

>>162569562
But anon you get less damage from exort now. They buffed the damage coefficient but removed the stat gains from the orbs. No more int from exort

>hating on based purge
I bet you are all just 4k cucks who spam 2 heroes and still can't get out.

>>162570170
>to be fair
No. They should've released the test client a week ago to get their testing. It's too fucking late now. They picked a release date. Shove it out and fix bugs as you go.
They made their bed, they should lie in it now

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>>162570230
Binlan :DD

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>>162570151

This is all you need

>>162570168
Just again saying
>There is nothing wrong with those tax rates from 1950-1960s

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This is the only graph I want to see posted on this board you political shitposting fagnuts

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>>162570151
memes or autism, take your pick

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>come home from my min-wage cuck job
>no patch

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Hello, where are the high test?

>singsing
>bulldog
>redpilled
>fun, chill amazing guys to be around and knows how to take a joke

>purge and literally everyone else
>sjw cucks
>uppity elitist fucks who get triggered and take offense at everything, constantly have a stick up their ass are always LITERALLY SHAKING from mean things

Really makes you think

>tfw Dota 2 has actually been in beta the entire time; it didn't end in 2013
>tfw we have finally entered Dota 2

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>>162570339
like purge?
who stopped playing ranked the second he got out of 4k so he'd never have to return?

>>162570220
>if you aren't one kind of retard you're automatically a different kind

You are not LIKE them, you ARE them, all part of a demographic of people who are far below even the average person's understanding of political theory.

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I never realized Purge sweared this much

>>162570354
needs more TI winner

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>wake up for second time today
>fap to trap doujins
>have a light breakfast
>check steam
>still no patch
uuuuuh... dotards?

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Convince me not to buy the weaboo terrain.

>>162570220
You have provided 0(zero) counterarguments to what he just said, good job.
Look I fucking despise SJW but you're only proving his point of you acting the same way but in a different costume.

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>>162570414
HIGH TEST

>>162569730
what does that even mean

>biggest patch ever
>0 good streamers

dead fucking game

>>162570483
im getting it, looks very nice

>>162570483
isnt it 13 dollars?

fucking jews lmao

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>wake up
>pray to the moon
>take a shit
>feed my cat
>no patch

>>162570425
delet this

>>162570462
are you me?

>>162570414
This thicc meme is fucking terrible. This is just an obese women.

>>162570483
You could put the money towards the weeaboo arcana

>>162570483
>weeaboo
you mean wuxiaboo

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>random 4k in-charge of theory crafting
are you guys retarded I bet most of you will believe him if he said Treant is now a viable carry

>>162570483
every skill will clip through the walls
Try hooking over them

>>162570559
There's no other women in america.