Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>no patch

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>TIMBER UNTOUCHED
TIME TO SPAM HIM EVERY PUB GAME.

patch never

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

>>162559305
>HARD COUNTERS THE WE WUZ HERO

HOLY
SHIT

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patch is live

change download region to switzerland

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NTH FOR ILEXA

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>for some reason can't download the test client
>been waiting for the patch all day

>still no patch

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>no patch

>>162559363
false and homosexual

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REST IN PIECE
WORD STATS WORD STATS WORD GOLEM
WARLOCK

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>wake up
>no patch

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Reminder that 3D > 2D

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IT'S HERE

How is necro in 7.00

I enjoy that hero quite a lot and the new skill seems baller and 25 second reapers CD with aghs seems broken

>>162559363
doens't work you faggot

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You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker

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>wake up
>no patch

>>162559514
The update is nearly 4GB I think

>>162559514
>600mb
>test client update was 4gb when new journey came out
try harder kid

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>wake up
>go to lane
>use all my spells
>don't kill the creepwave
>get out of mana
>360 and snowball away
>still no patch

>>162559535
lmao4wolf@urdoor when?

RUSH B
PLANT B

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patch where

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DOTARDS

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU DEFEND THIS
YOU CANT DEFEND THIS
NOT EVEN DOTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS

>>162559653
>not renaming it to Recycl Ebin

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The new UI was designed by someone who has never played a single game in their lives.

Why would you unnecessarily move elements of the HUD that have been in the same spot for years? Why would you make vital info smaller or completely hidden?

>>162559517
>25 second reapers CD with aghs seems broken
even lower considering that Octarine is core on Necro

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I've never seen Purge this happy or animated

How are streamers playing the patch but my Dota doesn't update??
:(

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>wake up
>hit head on ceiling
>take a 10 minute piss standing up
>Owen feeds me my daily carrot
>shitpost on 4chan about being best girl
>no patch

>>162559729
>retards walks up to a huge as fuck damage nuker
>dies
>cries on 4chan
WEW

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>>162559609
I steal yuor image

>>162559729
>play like a retard in a bad matchup
>lose

UMM... DOTARDS

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Post your face when >Purge explaining

>>162559729
>Low armor hero tanking a creep wave for 5 seconds
I really can't

Noob here. Why am I not able to queue blink, veil, burrowstrike while channeling epic? Blink veil goes off but not the burrowstrike.

PURGE LOVES IT>

>>162559729
>win lane
>lose game

simply ebin

>>162559729
its like dying to a dark seer with ion shell on

>>162559765
7.00 is only available for those above 2k mmr

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Don't ever talk to me or my +6 treants ever again.

>>162559749
the old UI took up way more space than was needed

>>162559729
bet the wk didnt even have stout shield

>>162559843
its a beta

>>162559843
you cannot channel the epic enter, unless you destroy the >simply epic part.

>>162559548
>bitch I'm outta my coma
>hand those patch notes ova

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

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>>162559834

>>162559729

for real monkey kang is a counter to melee heroes with that shit though

a viper would booty blast him

WHERES THE PATCH?!?

>>162559919
The new UI takes up too little space and deprives us of information and cosmetics people paid money for.

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>1400 damage battle hunger

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?

>>162559517
he's shit because he can't literally delete heroes anymore. But the 25 sec cd nuke paired with Lion or Lina is great for quickly killing lone heros and out of position supports

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>162559980
>>162560002
jesus christ fucking relax

check the dev forums, patch goes live in 38 minutes

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>>162559950
Also it works if I do blink>burrow>veil but that's kinda shit. What gives? I've tried it so many times now I don't think I'm misclicking unless there's something I'm misunderstanding on a fundamental level.

>>162559919
All they had to do was scale it down and get rid of the useless bits of wasted space.

Not this dumb trendy minimalist shit. Most of the new UI's space is given to the fucking talent tree that doesn't tell you ANYTHING. There's no need for it to be so big besides """"aesthetic""""

>roughly 3.2gb straight up disappeared from my hdd

P-PATCH?

what if treants could become magic immune
immune to mjollnir and nukes
not every lineup has a hero with cleave

>>162560026
>prodota
NOT EVEN ONCE

>>162559921
fucking kill yourself

I can just picture some 15 year old faggot cackling to himself as he made this in paint and posting it here

>>162559729
It's like crying that an Ursa lvl 1 can kill you in 2 hits, if you let him stack up his passive on you 20 times

>>162560056
>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

>TOO LONG
TOO LONG

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where's the patch dotards?

>>162559996
Viper does fuck him up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=136-lAMp-JU

WHERE

>>162560056
PROOF

GIVE ME PATCHUUUUUUUUU

>>162559749
We have established with the reborn client, that no matter how much people whine, they will get used to changes.
This is a very "competitive multiplayer" thing to do, to make everything minimalistic

>lvl 25 axe
>1400 total battle hunger damage
literally cast on any support ever and watch him die lol

>>162560087
>one takes half a minute
>one takes 4 seconds
Nobody is complaining Monkey King is good at trading. People are complaining that if you ever attempt to trade as a melee hero or a slow hero he can 100-0 you every 25 seconds.

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>>162556554
>>162552760

Steam Spirit.

>>162560081
>t. Furion

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I WANT PATCH RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162560031
That's not what made necro really good though

I don't even buy aghs in 80% of the games I play with him
Now I'm actually considering the item for that low cd on bkb piercing stun that fucks anyone over whos low health on a 25 second cd

>>162559729
it's like playing against ursa with stun and built in mobility and cm ult that doesn't require channeling
jk, he is not that broken, but those passive stacks shouldn't lasts indefinitely

stuns that last 0.1 seconds or less should be called a ministun
stuns that last between 0.1 and 0.2 sec should be called mini + mini stun, or miniministun for short
stuns that last between 0.2 and 0.3 sec should be called mini + mini + mini stun, or miniminiministun for short
etc
thoughts?

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>tfw you're not the one sucking his dicku

The level 25 talents on most heroes remind me of playing D&D and browsing the source books of my character and looking at the feats and abilities I'd learn. I'd be level 3 looking at epic level stuff and marveling at how OP and awesome they are while my friends would be doing the same with their PC. Sure, we'd probably never keep the campaign alive long enough to reach those levels but it's still fun to imagine what we could potentially make happen as a team

>>162560215
stfu dumb slut

>>162559729
>Has a passive that allows him to gain bonus damage the more he hits
>"WHY THE FUCK DID I GET KILLED FOR LETTING HIM ATTACK ME TOO MANY TIMES IN A ROW????!?!"
Never change, gulag.

If you thought the old HUD took up too much space you are a fucking retard and you should go play League

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give me the patch or I reveal her secret

>>162560073
BOTNET

>>162560193
Why should I have to get used to something bad?

At least give me a legacy HUD option.

what item builds have people been trying on monkey king

Echo Sabre feels pretty shit to be honest, I think maelstrom would be better so I can farm more easily.

>>162560145
>Baumi
Don't give him views, he's like the h3h3 of dota, a second wave content maker in it for the money because he doesn't wanna have a normie life

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>>162560145
>baumi

>>162560256
why more minies if it lasts longer

>>162560313
>a second wave content maker in it for the money because he doesn't wanna have a normie lif
I see nothing wrong with this.

>8/10 in mirror
>6/10 in snapchat selfies
>0/10 in regular pics and selfies
i will never get a gf
end my life. also PATCH FUCKING WHEN

>>162560303
Then they can't sell UI skins.

All this work and all they had to do was let people customize their UI however the fuck they want. The new UI hides useful information for no reason but shows me a pictogram of a fucking tree that doesn't tell me anything. And the minimap is too fucking small.

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>>162559762
>>162559834
>>162559845
I really haven't seen any pro complains about it so far. I keep checking streams and twitter, and so far there's little skepticism and a lot of optimistic speculation.

Seemsgoodman.

>>162560145
stop shilling your shitty youtube channel holy fuck get the FUCK OUT MY BOARD YOU GREEDY CUNT

>>162560061
try turning off auto attack

BANE TALENT BRAIN SAP CONFIRMED FOR DEVIL NUKE

LITERALLY 666.66666666 damage

Bane?

>>162559893
Underated meme right here boys

>>162560313
so?

>>162560250
it sure didn't hurt though, imaging making a level 25 ember spirit a non-issue for 100 seconds. as you push tier 3 and rax

>>162560313
He's also the only person I can find that uploads full matches in english daily.

>>162560308

treads/phase if you feel confident in not getting one shotted, MoM into bkb or situationally basher

>>162560303
>This is bad
>No its not, heres why
>no but it is
k

BANE?

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WHERES THE PATCH

>>162560215
I want to rape CM and turn her into my slut slave

>>162560145
my god this guys accent so absolutely horrible like I'm seriously discomforted listening to it

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>>162560480
You're a big nuke.

Have we started a fire?

>>162560435

unless they want to revamp their life they'll have to accept it or at least tolerate it since it's here to stay

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>Bane?

What did he mean by this`?

>>162559729
>wk
>by himself
>on offlane
>standing in place taking 4 hits from the enemy before you even begin to walk away

I can't anon
I literary can't defend this

>>162560526
>making a dumb whore your slut slave
It would be much sexier to make Lina a slut slave

>>162560526
>rape
ew. its fucking 2016 shitlord thats not funny anymore

>>162560471
no you retard thats how much damage it would need to be to do the same damage if it was magical instead of pure

>>162560530
The fire rises on the servers

>>162560510
I've explained why I think it's bad already you stupid fucking nignog

>>162559749
>>162560068

>>162560362
cus one mini is 0.1 sec and if you do 0.1sec times x then you do many minis in a row

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4 UUUUUUU

>>162560548
I don't think they'd feign happiness and excitement for the patch

If they weren't it'd just be contentment or cautious optimism. But it looks like 95% of people are theorycrafting like crazy and looking forward to it.

>>162560619
youre a big patch

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>Purge is only 8 heroes in
>streaming for like 2 hours now

>>162560379
post face

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

>WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

>WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

>WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

>>162560435
Miracle tweeted something about moving to Overwatch

Hey guys where I can buy CM/lina/QoP figure so I can facefuck and cum on them?

>>162560598
I know it, asshole, but you gotta stretch it for the meems.

>>162560678
wont happen untill purge is done analyzing

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Nice patch, dotards.

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>>162560675
pls no bully

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>still no patch

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GIVE PATCH

>>162560729
>mr toad waiting for some 4k faggot to finish talking about all the heroes for like 10 hours because he can't get straight to the point

>>162560651
Real talk does ixmike only pretend to be retarded for laughs

>>162560729
>NO PATCH FOR 9 DAYS
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>162560769
>>162560790
I'm at work you fucks, stop posting this shit

>>162560647
But if it's mini its small so if its minimini its small x small which means its smaller. 0.1x0.1 isnt 0.2

>>162560526
the crystal maiden (Rylai) does not actually know what the dick (penis) is ,

>>162560813
No he's actually american

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Patch never

>>162560781
Height? U cute

>>162560585
Yeah I alway fantasy about forced fellatio/sex with sassy girl,it get better as they fight back
Imagine you shove cock down QoP throat and she keep restrain and curse and you are like:
Who is queen of pain now bitch

>>162560781
You look normie as shit
I'd fuck you if I were an average looking woman

>>162560781
perfectly goodlooking, wtf are you talking about. press ctrlw and go out you fucktard

>>162560878
>blank reply
either delete that or put osfrog or something shitty like that down there geez

>>162560271
i know what you mean

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>>162560854
>browsing 4chin at work

>>162560856
stop
being a fucking nerd
its miniminiminiminiminiminiministun now
DEAL with it

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GIVE ME THE PATCH OR I BULLY CM

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This man is the pewdiepie of dota 2

Stop spamming his shitty memes

The patch is never cominbg

>>162560854
I also would not like any dota porn for

religious reasons
would be a shame if somebody posted some

>>162560908
6'1

i smell like shit

ok im reinstalling dota 2, do i need to install this fucking Reborn Beta thing? the fuckign Vulkan thing? opengl for windows? premium dlc? dota 2 workshop tools?

wtf is all this bullshit?

>>162561009
BULLY HER
BULLY HER
DONT FORGET TO MADE HER CLEANUP AFTER

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>he thought we'd have the patch by now

I did too :')

>people are actually happy about this garbage HotS patch
Let me guess, you all come from league?

>>162561036
Aiushta still loves you

>purge

Its going to take him like 6 damn hours to go through just heroes.

>>162560781
Cute as hell
I want to protect that insecure face but not eveybody's a faggot, unfortunately, gl finding a nice gf anon

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What did he mean by this?

>>162561014

You got cucked by six treants.

>>162561051
Reborn isn't beta anymore, dota reborned already

>>162560585
I'd watch Lina turn Rylai into a slut slave.
Lina is manipulative and cheeky, Rylai is plucky and gullible.

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>tfw the update 7.00 is a big joke made by Valve and it will never be released on the main client

>>162561109
t. shitter who cant adapt
i think lol is the right game for you

>>162560313
>he doesn't wanna have a normie life
But he plans on reproducing.

>>162561051
Just install, if the game launches youre good

>>162561146
Case in point.

>>162561009
Anyone who wouldn't fuck Lina senseless in front of her cuck sister is lying to themselves

>>162561079
i'm talkin bout the dota septizzle

>>162561141
Even ignoring the blizzard mistake, this is fucking terribly written

Gaming journalism is a joke

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reminder that fapping is a good way to pass the time until the patch is out

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>>162560973
here famalam

>>162560781
If you stop being an awkward fucking faggot in person you'll be able to pull average females. God speed you fucking normie.

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/d2g/ believes that shit HotS patch is really going to main client even though the hero they're releasing is literally a trickster monkey god

>know friend who i've played dota with for almost 6 years now
>get closer and closer to friend recetley
>eventually we both engage in a relationship where we love each other
>happy as fuck, no joking
>meet up with him irl as he lives a fwe hours away
>have sex
>have fun
>again happy as fuck
>then things start deteriorating
>we speak less, have less to say
>he gets more annoyed by me being gay (not the literal meaning, just being overly romantic)
>he gets more annoyed with me in general
>start worrying more, barely talk with him
>then the "big talk" happens
>was considerably short but I never felt so crappy
>actually felt physically upset due to the anxiety and stress of having the one thing you didn't want to happen happen
>he says he hates talking with me, because of several things
>was planning on waking up to a patch to maybe feel better but feel like shit because no ptatch
sorry for blog d2g, just had to get some things off my chest, not feeling great right now

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In case anyone missed it, A 4TH SPIRIT HERO.

>>162561176
I'd fuck them both at the same time to be honest. Or better yet, take turns with Lina in dominating CM

>>162560781
Actually it's a wonder that you don't have like 3 stacy bitches on your cock right now.

>>162561153
Dota could use a slave trainer with Lina CM and TA maybe PA too as the cheery slut

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>>162561149
>>162561051

WELL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS REBORN BETA? which of this cocksucking shit do I install for best game performance and content?

>>162561036
I smell like cum.

can someone send me a beta key?

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>>162560813

>>162560308
>farming creeps on Monkey King

I find there's another unit you can farm, they're called Heroes?

Echo Sabre is what allows you to build damage which scales with your Q and your Ult, whilst still having enough attacks in a small timeframe to get your passive up on a single player before they can react. It also gives you mana regen which you sort of want. That's the thing about Echo Sabre - before it existed you had to juggle AS and Damage when figuring out how to maximise DPS on heroes in a tiny moment of opportunity like Sven/CK/Tiny, now you kinda don't. With Q and Echo Sabre you get three stacks before you even land your second real auto attack, assuming you're using your stun to initiate which half the team you don't need to because your slow on W is more than enough.

If you're going to farm, get a Battlefury which gives you raw damage, gives you regen. I'm not sure if your clones can use it, it's sort of vague. I really don't like it though, Monkey King is not a ricing carry and in fights you don't need Cleave on a hero with what essentially is a massive Psi Blade, followed by an ult that's providing your auto attacks over a massive area.

The hero needs raw damage.

I think BKB is also pretty core because his ult has a massive windup and you need to survive after you use it. If you have good initiation you can afford to follow-up on a big stun and then rely on something else for survivability. On some heroes you can work around a BKB, I think on Monkey King it's just too useful to pass up.

I think my ideal Monkey King game would be Treads -> Echo Sabre -> BKB and then stack raw damage, a Desolator first if i'm not massively ahead. MKB is good for obvious reasons, Butterfly gives excellent damage, and although your Q is a crit I still feel Daedalus can be justified in late. B-Fly and BKB is probably enough in terms of survivability, but you might get a Linkens/Manta/Skadi in some scenarios.

MK should not be building Vanguard, SnY, Maelstrom etc.

>>162561165
No, I play dota for a reason. I chose it over LoL and HotS because it was the better game. If I wanted to play a HotS copy I would have played HotS in the first place, now there is no other choice because dota was deleted today.

>PPD
What the fuck are you doing m8?

>>162561141
>http://www.pcgamer.com/what-it-really-means-to-be-an-autistic-dota-2-player/

What did he mean by this?

>>162561175

t. reddit

Everyone knows Bulldog and Alliance are our guys.

>>162561249
you should go to a doctor, see if they can fix your broken faggot brain?

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In light of the rework, how should this be updated
or is this still the metacancer because remotes were largely untouched?

>>162561336
But its not a hots copy? It's still doter...

>>162561314
#1 rule of cumputas: If you dont know what it is, dont install it.

>>162561272
So, a water spirit?

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>>162561323
sent ;)

Why do I never get any fucking item drops?

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+1.5 FREE HYPERSTONE

>>162560781
you look like a puppy, i bet you have a shit personality if you're a virgin

>>162561413
but we have a nigger

>>162561249

Aww shit boss. I had a friend that also went through the same thing around 2 months ago. Mang just keep going and don't feel crappy about it some more other chances will happen.

Good luck boss.

>>162561249
if you are not a shitty lying asshole that's a bretty touching story. do you know now, what made him suddenly turn away from you?

>>162561314
leave everything unchecked
maybe install vulkan support if you know what are you doing

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Yeah you guys aren't shitposting hard enough I'm keeping the patch to myself

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>>162561417
How far we have gone

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>>162561249
deny yourself

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>>162561380
Once again some underage reddit memeshitter comes in and starts asserting they know shit about /d2g/

>ability draft disabled
wtf i hate dota now
at least there's a new update for overwatch tomorrow

>>162561421
if you want drops just switch to csgo, at least then you'll get guaranteed 1c every once in a while

>>162561228
The gameplay changes are great, since the skill ceiling was raised considerably, but I doubt freezelizard was as directly involved with the HUD project.

>>162561207
>punchline is a twitch emote

haha xD good one

>>162561404
Remotes are the same. The changes were to Land Mines and Suicide

I think I am bisexual

What are some heroes to play

>>162561249
I'm sorry to hear anon, we all have our problems. Just look at it this way, you can find someone that'll actually like you for what you are now.

>>162561557
which is more cancer?

>>162561593
TA

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>>162561332
>mkb
>for damage

Why do you cumstains keep doing this? Ive lost games and won stomps because of dumb carries whom build mkb for damage and wonder why everything else outcarries them.

>>162561519
Someone clearly wasn't here during TI3
>>>/reddit/

>>162561434
How can ANYONE, let alone her sister, compare?
>pure maiden
>beautiful
>non-rng ult
>better voice

Crystal (((Maiden))) cucks literally delusional.

>>162561548
But I don't like cs go

Who ready for pt + hotd rush cm's in your pubs?

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it's just a beta :^)
can I get some sniper tips
WET DOE CUNT
purge is my waifu
sent ;)
lot of work behind the scenes
FLOOOOOOR
bambo doto
>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>wake up, no patch

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>>162561249
Deny him

>>162561380
>literally the pewdiepie of dota
>our guy

>>162561434

You have like 5 FREE HYPERSTONES already, who cares

>>162561332
Monkey king has two skills that scale with attack damage and one that scales with attack speed. If you're getting echo sabre, it seems like it would make more sense to get phase instead of treads.

Also, using Boundless Strike during ult gives it a little more damage.

>>162561646
Hm video source on that pic?

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WHO WANT TO HAVE THIS ABILITIES IRL

>>162561482
I guess he kinda regretted it and wasn't really gay. I still want to just be friends with him to play dota...
Feelsbadman

>>162561646
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>162561380
>writing t. reddit with reddit spacing
holy fuck im mad. can you leave. please

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>monkey king is visibly holding a monkey king bar
>in fact he is literally THE monkey king
>he doesn't have truestrike
Dotards???

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What if you could summon treants in real life?

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So many shit memes for the grimoire

Fuck valve and fuck icefrog
Its 10:42 pm in CET and I got to go to sleep in like 3 hours to wake up to work tomorrow
I was hoping to play it today as I got mondays off but fuck Icefrog and I think I'll take tomorrow off too because I want to play some dota and I wasn't so excited for a patch since 2013
And again, fuck icefrog

>>162561207
>Not i speak for the forest or one of his voice lines

>>162561779
they need to fix bugs you stupid SPERG.

>>162561768
what if you could summon creeps IRL

>>162561625

MKB is one of various items that provide good damage, and on MK you have enough space to have one. It's really that simple, it's not like buying a Butterfly or Daed somehow disables your ability to also buy MKB.

If you're not getting MKB more often with all the meme evasion you're being silly.

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what if they released the patch

POST CM LUWD WHILE WAITING GUY

>>162561249
Don't feel so bad. The fact that he pretty much bottled it up instead of trying to work out whatever annoyed him about you means the whole thing is on him, and that's a pretty crappy thing to do to someone. Chin up, Anon. It's not easy, but hang in there.

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>>162561272
>Purple mexican/chink

>>162561272
Storm spirit is the most flamboyant. I miss my big fat mexican- it's not like they made him a solid block like earth or ember.

>>162561249
You sound like a woman but I guess it makes sense for being a sissy bottom bitch

also do this
>>162561384

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THREAD DEAD AS BALLS LFMAO

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Purge knows

>>162561840
whait if you could replace IRL by dota

>>162561249
I'm sorry anon, that sucks. Obviously there's not much a stranger can say to help but I hope you feel better soon. Just don't feel like you have to change who you are because of this, there are definitely people out there who will love you for who you are. :)

>>162561593
I could be your hero just for one day

>>162561826
They could have bugtested it in first place you fuck

>>162561771
fucking twitch meme streamer memes don't deserve the grimoire

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>>162561883

I wonder what it is like to be Icefrog. Like, you picked up and developed a thing. And people made careers out of it. I remember reading somewhere that Burning cried when he met Icefrog. A whole industry was born, shit. Idk, how would I feel. Probably sold everything and shitpost on twitter like notch.

>>162559224
December 12, at 5pm GMT / 12pm EST / 9am PST

>>162561625
>>162561852
It can be a good idea to get MKB for more damage, but what nubs don't realize is that the RNG bonus damage you get is magical, not physical, and doesn't pierce BKB.

You get to round yourself out, not to specialize.

>>162561272
Ice spirit.
It's purple because of Storm

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>7.00 made me want to reinstall after 2 years.
>no patch, but might as well play one last round before Dota 3.
>it's a 5 carries vs. 5 carries episode
>last guy on our team picks Doom 40 seconds after horn and immediately goes "wtf team! all carries??"

Was still a fun match, but man, the 12 year olds community is still as toxic as ever.

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>>162561883

>>162561272
Maybe the 4th is just the drunk red panda?

>>162561681

I prefer Tread switching and the value attack speed.

You don't really need the phase active when you can move quickly through trees, but if there are tons of DoT slows around then it's probably better since you definitely won't get the opportunity to use your Jump.

They're about equal really, it depends on the game.

>>162562038
MMR creeps up with time so you're playing with new players now probably

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>>162561883

>>162561681
>Boundless strike can hit for 500 damage from abilities alone with passive and ult at level 7.
>That's not even counting any items you may have at the time.
>Lategame passive + ult gives +290 damage and level 25 talent makes that multiplied by 3 instead of 2.
>870 fucking damage without even including your actual attack damage at the time.
I know his damage needs to be nerfed but its still funny to me how he can just delete heroes from the game at 10+ minutes.
RIP whenever he runs into a nyx though.

>>162561761
Boundless strike has truestrike though.

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>>162562038

still relevant apart from this was made when english speakers still played dota

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sing is having fun guys

10 MINUTES LEFT
>10 MINUTES LEFT
10 MINUTES LEFT
>10 MINUTES LEFT
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>10 MINUTES LEFT
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>10 MINUTES LEFT
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>10 MINUTES LEFT

>>162561638
>maiden
either Misrule men are pig disgusting or she's a dyke

>>162561272
>>162561413
>>162562027
it's shadow spirit

there's two ES spirits, soon there will be two SS spirits

does purge have diabetes

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>>162561781

>>162562038
You're right but please stop saying toxic

>>162562046
THE REAL QUESTION IS SHE REALLY A MAIDEN

>>162562117
My unranked skill rating was Very High before I quit, so idunno how it works these days.

>>162561963
it's IMPOSSIBURU to budgets with bunch of palytesters and even if you are a big company like EA or Blizzard you still let in tons of bugs YOU FUCK.

>>162562038
The worst part is how they don't even pick non-carry cores instead of supports, they HAVE to play heroes that need fucking farm, and they rarely gank during midgame.

It's what happens when ten people are all trying to 1v9 at once.

>>162561272
Puple Haze Spirit
>tfw no psychedelic hero

DUDE
1 SECOND JINADA
ROFLMAO

The fact that techies has three massive fucking nukes(all 600+ damage) gives him some interesting potential.

>>162562231
Can they at least fix the bug where the HUD is a fucking steaming pile of dog shit?

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Post
>6

>tfw we've been in 6.0 for about 8 years

>>162562015

I mean the literal, actual physical damage in a single slot that it gives you. I don't think any other item that isn't Bfly of Crit gives you as much, and Bfly only because you're an agi hero.

And I mean in terms of his skillset the mini-bash fits right in, who cares about the actual damage on procs?

Though fun fact: MKB's stack fully so with 6 MKB's it is theoretically possible to hit somebody for 600 magical damage in a single strike. Call clan_iraq.

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>>162561883

>>162561963
>creating a QA department when community slaves can reports for bugs

>>162562136
>tfw you are the mute
is this a good thing or nah?

>>162562165
>2016
>not having diabetes

>>162562281
Don't forget the free 100 damage

An LC has to work hard all game with ganks to get that free damage and BH gets 100 free damage and Lich gets 150 FUCKING FREE DAMAGE

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ids habbening

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chew

>>162561485
dumb frog poster

who ready to spam Timber because of the Kang being in every game

>>162559362
>people believe timber is a counter to based wukong
>when timber has to get close to this god and you freely build up passive on him and smash his ass when he has sub 10 armor stacks
he only counters retarded mks that dont play aggressive in lane and play around in the trees like retards.

>Icefrog's finger is hovering over the big flashing "RELEASE PATCH" button on the big Dota machine, but he is too entranced by Purge's stream to finish the motion

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST FUCKING GIVE US THE NEW PATCHHHHHHH

>>162562434
What a beautiful duwang!

>>162562419
FREE
DAMAGE!?

>>162562301
Instant detonation stasis trap is pretty terrifying when pushing highground, or just walking anywhere not in lane. It's only a root, but with the new root mechanics it can totally cripple heroes like storm spirit

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>>162562420
>500mb

Nice try kid this one is gonna be yuge

>>162562120
god, dota sfm porn is so awful

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>>162562136
>tfw the hard carrier

>>162562491
give me links to all this stuff, please

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>wake up
>no patch

>>162562301
I just realized how much razor fucks wukong's shit up.
>Q gives flying vision for trees.
>Damage steal kills anything wukong tries to do.
>One of the few heroes that can manfight the monkey as a result.
I'm glad that counters are starting to become apparent after the first couple days.

>malcolmx.jpg

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>>162561883
purest slut

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>wake up
>accidentally explode my alarm clock
>no patch

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P A T C H W H E N ?

>>162562460
Enjoy getting stunned for 4 seconds while timber's team ravages your monkey boy pussy.

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4 MINTUES
>4 MINTUES
4 MINTUES
>4 MINTUES
4 MINTUES
>4 MINTUES
4 MINTUES
>4 MINTUES
4 MINTUES
>4 MINTUES
4 MINTUES
>4 MINTUES

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What if Icefrog is waiting for Purge to finish his analysis?

>>162562420
>laufwerksauslastung
lmao germany I love you

>>162562136
Is it good If I am the veteran but without pointing out the mistakes on mic?
I may or may not call someone a faggot when he does something stupid like walk onto my lane and give the kill to enemy midlaner tho

>>162562420
bullshit

>>162562301
>>162562485
If you have Aether Lens + the cast range talent it gets fucking stupid, you can place down proxies and stasis traps from ten million miles away, and then your remotes even MORE so.
He's a fucking teamfight monster now, no one is going to bother diffusing proxies or stases laid down during the chaos of a fight and it's just gonna blow the fuck out of everyone with 760 damage magic nuke by level 7

>>162562371
now link the full pic

>>162562629
Im going to fucking sleep.

>>162561646
brbrbrrbrbrbrrbrbrrbrbrbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvoooooooooooooo

>>162562584

Nice jumanji reference brojo

>>162562371
source senpai

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>>162562629
nobody cares about purge lad

>>162562301
It's hard to tell whether Techies is viable now or outright useless even to skilled pickers. His new akbar skill is pretty neat, but I get the feeling that players being able to see land mines makes his Q literally pointless outside of the trench.

Ideally you want to use them defensively, not offensively, but how long until people plan out their jungle ganks and just prepare to tank the damage? They do magical damage now so Omni can just self-cast Repel and walk over them.

New patch is a fucking joke. If I wanted to play League, I'd play League

>>162562384
use your mic

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>>162562136
>Those players who ping so much, you stop paying attention to all pings from anybody.

>>162562491
need a source on that one

>>162562519
Nah you just haven't seen the good stuff

>bleeding from my scalp

uhhh dotards?

>>162562419

Legion is a pusher/disabler like rhasta, not a carry like lich