/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

first for ardoobee

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second for memes

nth for waifu fags

>>162557608
>PURGE IS TODAY EDITION

Except it's not...

>no trailer
>update is tomorrow
>said they would reveal stuff prior to update in original post

Fuck, maybe that post from last thread was real

>>162557656
Dubbarrexx

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Xth for Hakuchous.

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Needs more Lewdyuri

is it the gtag tag crew or has it changed?

I'm on full bars and lvl 238 with various pegasus vehiky's

looking for buddies to haul coke with on ps4

>>162558003
That thing with the headphones is truly disgusting.

Tfw only thing smaller than my peen is my will to live

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>>162558115
Check the OP. GTAG VG PS4.

>>162558214
I just did it yesterday for the first time and it worked.

Must be your PC man mine works fine :^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbrbVMp6650
best song while driving. First time i had this moment to just go fast and drive around without doing stuff

>>162557861
>R* cucks every youtuber out of pre hype revenue

That's actually pretty based

>>162558438
Read the post you inbred illiterate nigger shitmongrel.
>>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.

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>>162558565
MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN
WALKING FAST
PACES FAST
AND IM HOMEBOUND

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>>162558703
>ignoring the obvious :^) bait

dense motherfucker

>>162558703
Talk about being obsessed.
Then again, if you weren't obsessed, you wouldn't be spamming up our threads like the spastic you are. You, my friend, are literally autistic.

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>>162558214

>Load into GTAO
>Take selfie with Snapmatic
>Upload to Social Club
>Set as profile photo
>2EZ!

>>162558776
That looks not bad for a 360!

>>162558836
>le merely pretending
Yea sure buddy, nice try.
We already know you're an idiot.
>>162558913
FUCK YOU RETARD
>>162558935
That's what I attempt every day.

>>162559014
Fuckin top kek, I'm betting that R* Faggot likes to see you sperg out so he flagged your account somehow so you can't upload your gay selfies

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>>162558776
we got motherfucking pachacuti here

>>162559014
literally autistic

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>>162558776
T H E O

>>162557737

nice meme, but who are the two trannies?

>>162559014
What the fuck do you want us to do?
You spam your shit here every day like if someone would just magically fix your problem.

Fuck off.

>>162559014
you are autistic
no
snaptistic

>>162559091
Right, because he knows who is posting behind 'Anonymous'.
Dumbass.
>>162559110
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
>>162559193
No.
>>162559220
FUCK YOU IDIOTS FUCK YOU!

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Report this cheater if you want.

It would be so fun thinking how mad he'll be being banned just before the update.

>>162557737
>>162558071
fuck off with this gay circlejerk shit

>>162559317
Maybe he knows from your thousand attempts everyday at taking a selfie, but being too fucking autistic to comprehend basic technology. You're like my grandparents, but with anger issues.

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Heres more Theo.

>>162559320
Sorry, but this player uses Authority.
Sorry! Boo-hoo!

:_(

>>162559572
What the fuck am I doing wrong then?
I select a selfie, click 'Accept' and read: 'It may take several minutes for the changes to be visible on your account.'
Yet my avatar never changed. Is it my fault then? Are you honestly this fucking stupid?

>>162559874
Yes, it is your fault, because it's working for us. Either you're too dumb to figure it out, or someone at Rockstar caught on to you and is having major lulz from your tantrums

>>162559986
Explain why thousands of others have the same issue then, retard.

>>162560060
Explain why millions of others don't then, retard.
See, I can also pull random digits out of my ass!

>>162559664
>Assuming I didn't find it amuzing to plow down his NPCs but also want him banned just before an update

this is the only TT i haven't managed to do yet, i remember the last time it came around i ragequit so i'm wondering if with the new bikes it'll be easier

wish me luck by tickling my balls pls thx

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autistic fap

>>162560197
Because it's one of Social Club's features.
You're so fucking stupid it's incredible.

>>162560259
I spent an hour to finally beat the par time with the Bati. After that, I borrowed a friends BF400 and made it first try.

>>162559986
>major lulz

>>162560060
>Thousands
orly. post two thousand

>>162560627
Take a look at R* forums, under 'Social Club Issues ' or similar, or even Google since people complain to Valve on steamforums too.
Fucking idiot piece of incompetent shit.

>>162560568
i'm trying with the BF400 but it's so fucking bouncy i have almost 0 control, and the first slight slope it throws me off and kills me

>>162560816
>HURR HURR DO MY RESEARCH FOR ME
no u

>>162560897
>My research
Are you retarded? I already researched it several times when looking for the solution, which there is none. Dumb fuck.
Holy shit. I literally have a tab opened with the threads right now, but won't link it directly to you because it only took me 30 seconds to get there. Fuck you.

>>162560851
You have more control with the Sanchez, but it's slower so you might not make it down in time.

>>162560568
>try to do a TT with the Shotaro
>spend 2 hours, end up using the Hakuchou instead

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>>162559613
holy FUCK those faces

>>162561117
then back your claim up lmfao post 2000 right now i bet you won't

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>>162561473
What's TT?

>>162561508
I can but won't. Correct.

>>162561582
time trial

>>162561582
time trial

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>>162561479
>Dyke
>SJW tumblr whale
>SJW tumblr dolphin
>Mereb?
Umu!

>>162561473
Why would you use those bikes, unless you're a massive masochist? Use BF400, Sanchez or Bati.

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lads, i thought this couldnt happen anymore

well, at least ive now got a cool 6 milly for the update tomorrow :) (the guy picture was the one doin' the drop)

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>>162561803
i hadn't bought a new bike since the Hakuchou and i heard the Shotaro was really fast

10 attempts later and my BF400 is smoking and at the bottom of the mountain

time for the bati i guess.

>>162561582
titty

>>162561649
Wrong: You won't because you can't. You know that you can't prove it's actually a widespread issue and not a case of downie faggots like you not knowing how to use it properly

are the old people from the crew still around?
haven't played in a while

>>162562317
depends how old you're talking. name some names

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Wow this fag gets behind me and i lost all my weapons. What the fuck man

>>162562560
Nothing personnel, kiddo.

>>162562560
That's because he became your living backpack, you cuck. You're supposed to ask him "Hey backpack, give me my pump shotgun" so he can reach into himself, and hand it to you. Gives you extra storage for crates and capture missions.

>>162558565
GTA V version sounds MUCH better than the original.
>yeah but it's just pitch shifted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4786UaKAxNk

>>162562798
>>162562690
Ya sure. But after a while he tapped my head like he would do to a whore giving him a blowjob. Killed myself after that and he died with me.

>>162558565
It's weird how when I first started playing this game, I only listened to Radio Los Santos and West Coast Classics. Now I only listen to Vinewood Boulevard Radio and Radio Mirror Park.

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>Getting tailed by random whitey
>Finish CEO job
>"A minute 25"
>then this
Than C*

>>162562317
I've been playing since the business update, am I og?

>>162562105
It's pretty fast and fun. Handles a little different on the road then it does in Deadline.

>>162562529
blater m8
nessi the most annoying swede cuck
mah niggah reddorito
mpjens and his journies to the north
joacim
only in dreams
pyro
hairlesseagle
calvinios with his futo

>>162562259
Yes I can.

What am I doing wrong, then? You can't tell me since I'm not the one doing anything wrong.

>>162563561
I can't tell you because I'm not you, so I don't know what you ARE doing. However, I know that most people have no problems with the system, which brings up the possibility that it's an user error, and since you're so defensive about it, I believe it is.

>>162558115
what's your social club id? I can add you

>>162563832
STOP REACHING OUT TO RANDOMS TO ADD THEM!

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>MC clubhouse is in the Grand Senora Desert north of the city
>3 drug operations in the same area
>resupply
>steal supplies
>sends me ~4 miles away south the steal stuff
>every time

is this distance the same for every clubhouse? Like if the clubhouse and operations were down south would it send me way up north to resupply?

>>162563486
only one of those i havent seen in a while is pyro

>>162563787
Fine, step by step just for you.
Log in to SC
Go to settings > avatar
Choose Snapmatic Selfies and Mugshots category
Select a selfie
Click 'Accept', under the avatar preview
Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply

But my avatar never changed. How is that my fault? Tell me.

>>162563486
Temba, his arms wide.
Shaka, when the walls fell.

Update tomorrow???

>>162564575
yes, update tomorrow, fellow anon.

>>162558115
anyone able to help a brother push coke?

>>162562967
VBR doesn't get enough love could have used more new songs

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>>162558214
>He doesn't have the Snapmatic Pass

It can't just be me who hates the red brake calipers? I would be fine if we could recolor them but noooo.

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>>162565021
>no option to put a yugioh card in the spoke of my bicycle

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banshee

>>162563958
I'd liek to think so. I made the mistake of getting the vespucci beach clubhouse while at the same time getting both of my businesses up north. I either do resupplies/sales OR contracts, I can't do both because it's a hassle.

>>162562023
Aren't you worried about getting b&ed?

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>>162562839
Yes thats true, thanks for giving me the link. I didnt notice a difference until now to be honest.

>>162565493
When you do contracts though does it send you up north for a few miles?

>tfw no basebuilding mechanic for custom survival creations

>tfw blackout, snow and Zombies mod
>tfw metro mod, survival mods, post apoc mods
I turned GTA into metro 2033

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>>162565390
Carbonizzare

>>162565930
well, not always, contracts are more erratic. I do get most resupplies down south, but I haven't counted

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>>162566484
Surge

>People who's only sense of humor is to be intentionally as ugly and le wacky xD as possible

Playing with the voice chat makes me forget this game is full of actual children.

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>>162566991
Kur...
>>162567385
Damn...

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So, who else is gonna be a loser like me and wake up at 5am EST in the morning to play the update?

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>>162566991
Presidente

>>162567506

>Implying I won't still be awake from the previous night

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Best club house!

>>162567506
>implying it releases tomorrow

Should i buy the shelby on sale? Is it any good?

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>>162567410
Disable voices is the best thing you can do in this game, besides having fun.

Where the fuck is the trailer?

>>162567928
My guess is it's coming out tommorow with the update, just like it did with Bikers.

>>162567810

Why does every DLC vehicle have super car prices for upgrades regardless of class?

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>>162568128
Shark Cash Card

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>>162568128

>>162565157
>nofunstar doesn't let us dump cheerios in our bikes exhaust pipe
Fuckers don't know tradition.

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>Spent all week grindin
>forgot about qt

no stream tomorrow probably..

Somebody redpill me on mc buinesses

Should I buy one? Do you NEED other people? I mostly play alone

>>162568128
It didn't used to be that way, sometimes we even got supers with regular price mods like the T20. Gotta push them shark cards though

>>162568984

Complete waste of money, ESPECIALLY alone.

CEO work pays better and is easy to do solo.

>>162568984
>redpill
IMO, CEO is the best option for solo play, and money making in general. MC is shit.

>>162558214
This is my favourite bait

>Should I buy one?
no, CEO will be undeniably better for the solo player after this update
>Do you NEED other people?
Yes, that's the whole biker meme is that it requires/allows up to 8. One man will have a hell of a hard time supplying businesses, let alone selling them alone. Why do you think Null is asking literally every single day for help with her biker businesses?

>I mostly play alone
CEO
E
O


Biker clubs are good for 1 (ONE) thing:

more friend get to play together in the same group. That is the only advantage, a purely non-financial, non-competitive reason to perform complicated tasks for subpar pay for everyone other than the lucky few players that are popular enough to get people to help them every. single. night.

>>162569396

You forgot that it's good to own a clubhouse for free bike storage.

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>>162567810
Voice chat is worth leaving on for those rare occasions you catch someone doing something actually funny or getting assmad on the mic.

And for the even rarer occasions when you've got someone completely at your mercy and begging for you to stop.

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>>162570746
How lewd~

>>162570746
Crew & Friends is the only voice setting worth a squirt.

>>162567810
>people with fucking dogs in the background
>people who sound like their 20 person family lives in a little box so you can hear all the shit going on
>people who sound like they keep the mic in their mouth
>people who think everyone wants to hear their music
>people who have their volume up so loud you can here all the shit going on in their game

>>162571465
The mute button exists for a reason, friend.

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>play deadline
>stomping a crew playing together
>two of them intentionally start letting themselves die to one member to so i can't claim my win

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>>162570746

>Back when online just came out on old gen
>Game tells you to talk dirty to strippers to get RP
>Hear a 10 year old British kid doing it
>"You like that don't you, you dirty girl... NO MOM NO IT'S JUST A GAME"
>WeedSniper2003 has left

>>162571809
this happened to me before only it was a huge parent/son meltdown and because the mic was live we heard the entire thing.

His mom straight up barged in like in a sitcom and just started going off on him
>all you do is sit here and play video games all day!
>you need to go make friends this isn't health!
>I'm sick of hearing all this vial, disgusting shit you tell people online!
>"BLS MOM NO IT HASNT SAVED!"
>"I'm turning it off right now and you're in big trouble!"
>"NO MOM BLS I NEED TO SAVE NO!"
>XxX360n0Sc0p3XxX has left

>>162571809
>>WeedSniper2003
kek

>>162567765

Pls respond

>>162567713
>Implying it isn't

>>162572612
If you're buying it for the aesthetics, then yeah, if that's what you like.

From a performance stand point, it's not the best gottagofast mobile. It tends to grunt and spin its tires way too much on acceleration for my liking.

The Coquette is the better vehicle IMO.

>>162572972

>spin its tires way too much

Try not jamming the accelerator all the way down every time. You don't actually drive with a keyboard, do you?

>>162572612
It's fun but by no means necessary. All torque and little else, and that's the appeal.
You won't win races, but you'll win people's hearts.

>>162573271
Not the same guy, but I am on keyboard and I'm a pretty solid racer so anything's possible if you just believe.

>>162573271
No, but honestly I couldn't give a fuck less. If I press the gas and the tires spin instead of the car accelerating I'll consider it a piece of shit and not drive it anymore.

Which is precisely why I gave him that assessment.

>>162573509

>Be shit
>Blame it on the car

Sausage fingers detected.

>>162565673

>worried about being banned
>implying cuckstar catches people in private/solo sessions who give themselves fucktons of money

Been doing it since launch, they can't do shit.

>buy monroe
>comfy as fuck, great cruiser
>try to stop in any sort of heated driving
>nothing
holy shit this is real as hell for a 60s car but i really wish i could give it genuinely good brakes

Why is it so fucking hard to try and get people to do a heist? More often than not, people will join the lobby, ready up, spend ages deciding on an outfit, then quit out as soon as the game starts.

And when I do get a party willing to play if we fail just once, someone leaves.

I just want to do a heist, I have only done the tutorial one and I have been saving up just to get this prison break one done.

Sorry, /gtag/, I just need to vent.

>>162571623
I'm aware, I just hate having to hunt down the one retard in that list because I don't like muting everyone

>>162573946
Sausage fingers here, can actually employ throttle control. Other guy is just bad.

>>162574602
Because no one wants to do any of the heists except Pacstan

>>162574602
ask the crew instead of randoms

>>162574778
5's driving is so shit, I can't see how anyone can be bad at it.

For anyone requesting to join the PS4 crew, post your SC here so we know who you are! THANKS AND HAVE A SAFE TIME ONLINE! :)

>>162574602
What's your SC famalam?

>>162575028
Beats me!

>>162575028
To be honest I really like how GTAV drives even if I wish there was manual gear changes and a slightest bit more diversity in car handling like more power-on oversteer and fwd/awd cars instead of 99% rwd.

>>162574936
I am not part of the crew, I haven't been accepted yet.

>>162575252
TheWayneAdams

I am on PS4

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Tfw waiting for this update to drop so I can get rid of all this goddamn money shitting up the floor of my beautiful office

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ATTENTION
Catower, me, is moving to PS4

>>162575086
invite pls

>>162575541

Ah, so it was you who just put in that request.

WELL I GOT YOU, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!

>>162574602

For the randoms who join and drop I always just suspected they leave because they realized they're not doing a finale. Randos love free pay for no setup work, DO NOT TRUST THEM.

>>162575705
Shut the fuck up you whore, if I ever find you I will fucking rape you, beat you the fuck up, and leave you in a ditch.

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>>162557608
Why the fuck the purge again? If I'm a rep and an active player do I have to go through the hoops once again?

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>>162575705

Sent!

>>162575742
Thank you, I will put invites through the crew first.

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>>162575920
Yes, it is going on now you better make changes.

>>162567506
>believing in memes
Oh wait Trump.

>>162575028

I don't know either, but all you have to do is let a random drive during a mission to see just how bad they can be.

>>162576021

There is a chat group on PS4 that is active and a pretty good place to ask for crew help. Should you desire to join I or someone can assist you with that. Welcome again, have a good time. :-)

>>162562147
i give up

bf400, sanchez, bati, haku, shotaro, none of them gave me that rng i needed to not die or bounce in weird fuckin directions.

fuCK MY ASS IN THE ASS FUCK

>>162576372
defiler

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>Sitting in my business watching people on CCTV
>See someone causing general mayhem, but not using faggy shit like kuruma, explosives etc. Playing old school style
>Call Merryweather on them
>The moment Merryweather appears they leave the lobby

>>162576361
How do I chat group?

>>162576614

You would have to add someone on PS4 and have them invite you.

I'm gucci-shaman, add me and I can do it for you.

>>162576093
Done.

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I got very frustrated by this game on pc release, only remember the long loading times even on SSD every time the game failed because somebody died or left, did any of this changed?

I enjoyed deathmatch modes tough

>>162576550
nah fuck it, i'll stick to the tts that actually take an ounce of skill to finish, not just dumb fucking luck

>>162576572
Chrome combat MG with only upgrade being the bigger magazone is the way to go.

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>>162575860
mmmmmngh thank you

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>>162576938
Btw funfact, attaching a scope to MGs changes the firing stance from hip to shoulder.

>>162577540
Really?
Shit, I need to take mine off. Accuracy be damned, I want to drop niggas like Ahhhnuld.

>>162575705
are u cute?

>>162577540
same with the smg

>>162562147
>>162576372
what in the world are you doing

>>162571767
This happened to me once, it felt even better than a win.

>>162575705
holy shit thank god

Purge happening. Place your bets on what number of people we end up with at the end.

>>162579612
523

>>162579612
>tfw haven't even been in /gtag/
: - )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaRPZny2ilk

>>162575705
IS THIS TRUE?

>>162579612
420

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>>162579612
87

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>>162575705
DELET

what's the deal with qt anyways?

>>162581620
god damn you are such a faggot

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>>162581853
_____________fun_____________

>>162577148
>BBC4life

>>162582057
the power of mental illness

>>162579612
500 and something, maybe even higher

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>>162582202
>>162582057

theres nothing wrong with beastiality

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>>162576093
>kicked just as I change my bio

>>162583316
your profile is private, they wouldn't have been able to see. That's why they told everyone to make profiles public. request an invite back in and someone will get you back

>There are people right now who either:
>Don't have 'don't kick me 2016' on their wall or in their bio
>Are private
>And they haven't been kicked

EXPLAIN

>>162583595
Probably friends of someone doing the kicking

>>162579612
25

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>>162557608
I'd like to join the crew
DiamondsDrog

>>162584060
>DiamondsDroog in picture

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>>162579612
137

So many people getting booted. Already at 300 members.

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>>162584060

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>>162584060
DiamondsDroog** fuck

>>162574447
But he's not giving it to himself, he's being given it by someone else.

>>162584404
Is that infamous mass shooter Sam Hyde?

>Random people getting promoted

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THE GOVERNMENT, THEY DON'T WANT US HERE
YOU FOLKS CAN'T FEEL THAT FEAR

>>162585956
>random

shut the fuck up bitch shorty deserves everything!

>Marf kicked
>Digital demoted
RIP

>>162586258
for what?
also they're not the only person

>>162586218
MY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>162586375
oh idk for playing for hours literally every fucking day and always been a huge help to everyone?

fuck off

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>these kicks and power changes
lmfao

>okay guys do this or you're going to get purged
>nessi gets a free pass as always
you people are a fucking joke
a funny joke though

>>162586283
I can't play the game right now.
If I do it's at a 15-30fps range.
I should have new parts before the end of the year.
Also I'm a braindead retard for not considering the fact my emergency replacement motherboard can't support crossfire.

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>ded crew will be even dedder now

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m-my crew is s-still free!

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Time to join [IGN] boys

>>162587714
>2 people in your crew
>You and mad4attention
Gee I wonder why it's FREE of people.

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>>162587213
Literally shut the fuck up, if you weren't such a shallow bitch you'd never complain about anything, but here you are.

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>everytime

>>162587908
you're also a joke
bigger but not a funny one

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>>162588089

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>>162587908
>literally shut the fuck up
>literally shut the fuck
>literally shut the
>literally shut
>literally
Literally...

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>>162587769

>>162588197
why u do dis? ;-;

What time do the updates usually drop?

No dlc tomorrow we just banning you pc faggots have a good month without gta!

>>162588398
Nigger o cock

>>162588398
Around 4-5am Burger time. I'm hype as fuck for the update but never had it in me to lose sleep for GTA updates. Plenty of time tomorrow for it

>>162587908
so this.....is the power......of pc....

>>162588440
>a good month
>implying all bans aren't permanent now

get your facts straight shitposter

>>162588587
Don't get too hype. I've been told that Sony hasn't approved the update yet which means it'll get delayed, likely for another week. Most of their money comes from consoles so if it's not ready on both they won't release it on PC early(I wish I was kidding)

>>162587714
>2 people
>crew

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>tfw update comes out at 5am est
>tfw work from 8am to 5pm est

>>162589420
>Update out tomorrow
>In hospital tomorrow for a week

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modder spawning UFO's everywhere lads

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is the update really coming out tomorrow or is it just meme-ing

>>162587908

Man the PS3 is weak as shit, how did people pay 60 bucks for this at launch?

>>162589860
it's a maymay

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>tfw update comes out at 10am gmt
>tfw neet

Who here gonna neck themselves if the update doesn't release tomorrow? Put "If there's no update on the 13th of December I hereby declare myself neck'd" in your bio so we know to purge you after you depart this world.

>>162588723
told by who?

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>tfw neet
>tfw if the update comes out tomorrow i will be able to enjoy it as soon as i wake up while the wagies will be getting ready for work and agonizing all day about it
>tfw if it doesnt come out tomorrow i can just go about my fun filled day as usual while the wagies slave for Shlomo Goldbrickensteinberg

>>162577540
My heist mates keep asking me why I don't use a scope for my Combat MG.

>Tfw want update to come out not because of new content but the banwave and salt that will follow

>>162589860
>>162590058
jesus, it's coming out tomorrow, do you guys not even read reddit?

>>162589847
<believing leaks from non-tripped people

>>162590556
Actual rockstar faggot said it ya chode, go look at his posts

>>162590556
Except he was tripped when he said the 13th

>>162590650
>>162590818
what's his trip

>>162591008
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/tripcode/!CSmUrZluSg/ Earliest post, welcome.

>>162591194
Thanks will make a few videos while I still can

>>162591270
>This triggers gtag

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>Too depressed to actually play
>Too depressed to do anything with my life
>Login to GTAO & watch people play the game on CCTV for 8+ hours a day sending a random mugger after a lowbie to give them a cheap thrill

are there any mods to make peds less docile in gta5? not make them riot or go nuts, but they seem so much less likely to chase or engage you than previous games.

>>162591508
this made me laugh so much more then it should have

>>162591756
I wish I was kidding. I'd say about half the players do really weird shit when they don't realize someone is watching them.

If you find someone under level 25 it can be really entertaining as they go on killing sprees & don't have a clue how to lose stars & they end up getting in these retarded as fuck long police chases.

Don't get me wrong though. My life still sucks & I should legit kill myself

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>>162592159
Who are you anon, I want to be your friend and give you head pats while telling you everything is gonna be okay.

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>>162592394
but i haven't survived today. Every day feels worse than the last. The stress & depression just compounds on itself every single day. Life is suffering

Nobody truly cares about me. They just want to do stuff to make them feel better about themselves & when that feeling leaves they leave as well.

my life is shittier than this fucking gif mate

anyone dropping cash before the new patch?

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>>162592856

>>162592856
That's not a frog

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>>162593126

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>>162592856
Calm yourself down fool.
Everyday feels like complete and utter shit, it's understandable, go do something about it instead of sitting on your computer chair (this applies to consolites aswell) and getting depressed.
Look for something brighter, remenber that there are other people who go through all hell everyday.
Personally, I've been depressed every god damn day at Parris Island and Camp Geiger, "oh it's a fucking mistake", then I got bored and rolled with it, and it turned out for the better.
You're just losing motivation to play the game, so when you do play it, it's depressing as shit.

P.S. That gif is Oliver Queen, he has seen better days, it's just a temporary feeling, but he's badass at everything else. Also he's sexy as fuck, no homo.

I'm getting carried away, I don't really care desu.

which settings in the "advanced graphics" kill frame rate?

>>162593372
Neither is that

>>162590465
fuck you anon

and also do you only play GTA or do you also spend your time playing other vidya as a neet? I'm curious

>>162589847
godspeed anon

Haku drag or Shotaro?

>>162593889
both you poorfag

>>162593738

I play other vidya.

Lately I've actually been taking a break from GTA:O and haven't been to the general in awhile but the moment I get wind of the update having dropped I will be back to blow all the money I've been saving up.

>>162593981
I own both. I'm asking which one your prefer.

>>162593889
Shotaro's cool, wish there was a way to disable the glow though so I could have a Dodge Tomahawk

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>mfw got my bucks deleted for some reason
I don't think it was cuckstar either, because I didn't get any message.

>>162594638
Haku. Shotaro has clipping issues. Too bad too, since handling/accel is what it has going for it. Doesn't matter when hitting a curb will throw you off or send you into the air.

Yall just a bunch of millenial cucks, we will be banning ALL pc users for hacking and cheating

>>162595070
millenials don't pc game, cuck. Only old men and third worlders.

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friendly reminder that a
>Rocket Voltic
which is
>a Voltic with a big rocket booster on the back
and is
>probably the most fun vehicle to use out of the new lot
supposedly
>costs a couple of million

>>162595230
At least we can lower the price by doing a mission involving the car according to R* Faggot.

>>162595230
friendly reminder that I have $90,000,000+ & refuse to give those juden any of my money

All I want for Christmas is /gtag/ to get along and a girlfriend.

>>162595230
>not having at least 40 million

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>mfw I lose an entire cocaine shipment during a police raid because it happened when I was alone and I got rekt because a civilian car sent me flying when I was about to kill the driver of the van you're supposed to steal at the end

My money just got reset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>162595501
Get along deez nutz faggot

>>162595501
>girlfriend
>Joacim will never be your girlfriend irl

>>162589860
does anyone on here play lsrp

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>TT
>money is fine

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>tfw alt account somehow survived the last non-TT glitch bux purge
>mfw there's another purge happening now or tomorrow

Please god only let PCucks get reset. They've been bragging this whole time it's only right that karma bites them in the ass.

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>>162595632

>>162596252
ayy

>>162596876
nice try console cuck, keep crying

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>>162596876
>implying they can do anything

How come nobody mentions Flight School when people ask how make money? You can make a killing off this.

>>162594703
If you make the secondary color dark, it won't glow.

>>162597114
Just remembered I should probably redo them on my second character before the update comes out, thx anon. Getting circa 200k for doing a few sick flying tricks is indeed pretty neat, a pity it's a one time only bonus per characters.

What cars are still considered rare? I already have a Dubsta2 and a hearse.

>>162597661
Yeah, but the Shotaro's got basically nothing much of a Tomahawk, so I'd need it to be the right color to be even "close"
Do metal colors glow at all?

>>162597846
Not sure. I know chrome doesn't.

>>162597114
Can you still get ~$200,000 for getting all gold the first time with each character? I did that a lot when the update first came out.

>>162597949
Guess I'll worry about it after the update, got a huge revamp planned for my garages so I might not even have enough dough left by the time I'm done if i can even get there realistically lmao

Is there snow yet?

>>162597832
Still can't buy the Phoenix, Ruiner, or the Peyote. As far as the buyable cars that no one drives, I haven't seen a Blade since last-gen.

>>162598102
maybe

>>162598102
Nope

>>162598102
I don't know, is it? :v)

>>162595230
Friendly reminder that I've got 40mil, and can get another 40mil a week after the update even if cockstar takes my dosh.

>>162598102
Yes

>>162598143

I got all of those. Also an original Daemon, which you can't buy.

Looks like I'm a top tier hipster.

>met all the requirements not to get purged
>was active and did crew stuff for a bit pre-purge
>still got purged

O-ok then...

>>162596876

>im so pissed i can't get easy money that I hope nobody does

consolecucks everybody

>>162599030
>only 40 million
lmao at this poorfag

>>162599343
Just ask for another invite.

>>162599343
Request reinvite and leave name, easy fix. I am sure there will have been some casualties given the number of people that got kicked but it's easy enough to remedy.

>>162599343
Post your name and i'll invite you back in. It's easy to hit the wrong button sometimes, so I'm sure it was a mistake, or they just didn't see your bio.

How do I join the crew session and still be able to make MC sales?

>294 members
Gott damn

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>>162597846
>>162598053
Because I was feeling generous.

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>>162600063
Oops, one got cut off.

>>162599761
Bump

>>162599558
Figure I'd keep it low-key to try and avoid bans/money grabbing

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It's a coke solo sale episode ; - ;
cause of some skid

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>>162600435
I love you null, I want to make babies, kill the babies, then keep banging your booty hole.

>>162600236
What menu?

Goodnight /gtag/, I hope I don't wake up to shitposting and no update tomorrow.

>>162600870
prolly Menyoo

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>>162601063
I HOPE NIRAH COMES BACK INTO MY HANDS, WHEN IN REALITY SHE JUST LIKES OTHER PEOPLE.
I MISS HER.

>>162601063
I don't think I saved that Lamar prayer, but you should recite it before bed. Have a good sleep.

Why the fuck does no one like Siege Mentality?

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>>162563958
Join me in Pelato sometime. endless runs down into the city...instead of AWAY from the shitters