Best classic edition.
Old thread: >>162410780
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>>162485097
check this 5
>it's a "nullphaggot and beta-orbiters get BTFO" episode
>reinstall this game so many times it asks me if I want to clone my 120 rank character every time I make a new one
>basically have infinite new characters and appearances to play with while my main remains untouched
xth for still waiting for SAVE SUCCESFUL
>>162485354
You don't need to reinstall for that.
>>162484994
comehomewithme is a girl and i saw her first you jerks. You guys seriously made me freaking angry.
>>162485369
xth for fuck off, islander filth
ok let's address the elephant in the room...is comehomewithme a cute girl?
>>162485317
go use accel multiplier on more races to pretend you're any good at them mr menu-afoo
>>162485369
you can save on tuesday when the dlc drops
>>>162485434
different bear.
>>162485502
SAVE SUCCESFUL
>>162485317
I want to milk Bell
>>162485369
nasty bitch
I'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT
>>162485569
lit whomafoo?
either way, fuck off
>>162485624
FEELS LIKE A WHEEL
>>162485606
we all do
>>162485580
Anon your comparing the wrong bears.
see
>>162485369
>>162485738
explain the different colored nose on the left bear when it's unicolor on the right one then.
le giant bear and le childhood toys belong in reddit
GRAND THEFT LOADING.
>>162485849http://i.imgur.com/aG10ycZ.jpg
Anon pls. Enough with this. It's unBEARable.
Post GTA
that feel when you want to makean old looking asian guy character but you already have your main and your female characters.
>>162486074
fuck off
The update will be coming on the 13th, no trailer or newswire post until then because you faggots used the information Russell provided specifically to your niche and spammed it around for clickbait journalists and YouTubers to treat it like the fucking coming of christ. Lately the executives and general directors have been monitoring everyone's asses around the studio, just about every employee will have to review their NDA, it's been a fucking catastrophe and all thanks to you cunts not being able to keep a secret.
It's going to be hard to leak anything throughout the upcoming months, but in the meantime I'll leave you with this: Liberty City is going to be the last update before we move on to Read Dead Redemption 2. It will include a mostly unchanged port of the city with some minor improvements in vegetation, all remaining vehicles from IV / EFLC that have not yet been added to V and an extra short heist set around Algonquin. Pic related that everyone was freaking out about is pretty much it, expect the release date to be some months before RDR 2 is out as a neat wrap-up gift that goes back all the way to the beginning. It's like poetry or eternal recurrence or some shit.
Also, since I know you faggots will never take me serious if I don't say anything about the upcoming update that can't be proven as soon as its out, the Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959 instead of a Singer or some shit. Screencap this and wait for the 13th, suckers.
>>162486205
>suckers.
rude
>>>162484315
You're not Monkey, pat or Kiri.SAMA CUTE!
>Error response received from steam
>Code 1000.50
y u do this
>>162486382
same
>>162486205
didn't read you cunt
>>162486205
>it's been a fucking catastrophe and all thanks to you cunts not being able to keep a secret.
uhhh
>R* FAGGOT posts possible info
>on an anonymous, registration-free forum that anyone can browse or post to
>random fuckfaces find it and make a big deal out of it
>somehow it's our fault
????
>>162486205
>Porsche 959
Not sure how I feel about this
>>162486205
>It's going to be hard to leak anything throughout the upcoming months
proceeds to leak the biggest of shits
I want to believe, but I can't
and if comet retro is 959 Im going to consider believing, but also cry
GTA IV for XBone when, senpai?
>>162486205
>no trip
>i skip
>>162486205
>Vincent
>>162486205
lol what a lying faggot
>>162486205
>>162486205
>959, the most obscure porche in history
>>162486205
>someone will believe this
>>162487046
Already uploading a YouTube video about it.
SERVERS UP WHEN
>>162486205
will need a trip to verify
>>162487095
When snow is no more
>>162487043
>everyone knows and loves 959
>recognizable from a mile away amongst other porsches
define this 'obscure' you're talking about
>>162486074
>>162487043
>959
>obscure
Don't wanna give it any credibility to the alleged leaker, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mFleLfedrU
plus, a Porsche 959 is also not any less obscure than a Jaguar XJ220 or a Bugatti EB110 either.
>>162487263
An ugly person is immediately recognized in a crowd of beautiful people
>>162487276
glove street, home
>>162487043
>obscure
que?¿
>>162487394
>959
>ugly
[[TRIGGERED]]
>>162487650
How will this work in Benny's? Didn't rockstar goy say there were Benny's cars
>>162487709
too bad about the aliasing the window vents and door handle.
did you even use the editor for this?
>>162487709
post some of your Breaking Bad pictures
>>162487650
Looks like the literal definition of a weeaboo car: one that wishes it was Japanese
when is the snow going to happen?
and will there be crate drops?
or has that stuff been removed completely
>>162487776
>benny customizes everything from classic cadillacs to modern ricer cars
why wouldn't it work?
>>162487650
Compared to the Singer it's fucking awful looking
>>162487897
Crate drops and armored vehicles are a dedgen thing only. I don't know why, ask Rockstar.
>>162487094I know this is bait, but I'm going to upload my dick up your ass :^)
>>162486205
Lets pretend for a second that this has any shred of truth and isn't just the same person claiming to be a leaker with a trip a few threads ago who go btfo
>friends
>then talks about the studio
You'd be more convincing if you just said you were a rockstar employee or that you work with R* FAGGOT
> provided specifically to your niche and spammed it around for clickbait journalists and YouTubers to treat it like the fucking coming of christ
This never happened
>Long term widely known rumour
>Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959
The one thing you could actually be right on, but you don't have a trip so you know its false
Conclusion: nys ross
Hey PCfats and Boners, are you interested in setting up a Collage for /gtag/?
Signed, Piss Four
>>162488408
someone collage us
servers STILL down?!?!
>>162488408
so you mean we canavatarfagpost pictures of our characters and not get yelled at, make /gtag/ history and become a collage circlejerk?
YES...?
>>162488408
>>162488652
>PCucks
kys
>>162488408
happy now faggot?
>>162489067
What are you afraid of? It would be fitting to have something like that, since the game will be dead sooner or later
>>162489376
embrace the circle jerk
>not playing gamemodes
>not spinning synchronously
>only shitposting
come on guys
Anyone else getting the email that just says "Shark"?
>>162490906
it's "buy shark cardos", or I guess it would be if the servers worked.
>>162490906
Yeah, everyone got that. R* are shameless jews now.
>>162486205
>959
b-but
flachbau
i guess this is ok though
ayy lmao
rockstar never make an online game again please
>>162491184
red dead 2 online
>>162491184
Servers are back up.
How do I become a cute anime girl?
WE'RE BACK BABY
>>162491395
>PCucks will NEVER EVER get it and the online will be not shit bc no PCucks wasting online
>in a lobby with bikers running guns
>actually have fun for once in this game
>knock them all of their bikes with meele/guns
>chase the van
>kill driver
>opening door to van
>jet comes by and uses cannons to destroy the van and everyone
>HAHAHA HAH HAHAHA GOTCHA NOOB XD
>>162492350
I'm online right now with other gtagon ps4
>tfw there will never be interesting interplay in gta5 free roam since they spent all their time putting in dumb party games and timewasters that don't actually promote meaningful pvp
>even if they did promote pvp the tools in the game make it all pretty much pointless since it'll be jets vs antiair
>>162487650
>everyone wants a comet without a spoiler because it looks terrible
>they ask for a classic porsche in hopes it doesn't look like that winged abomination in the game
>they give us a "classic" with a fucking spoiler
>>162492456
why do you play with my heart like this
http://downdetector.com/status/gta5/map/
http://map.norsecorp.com/#/
>>162491184
this doesn't exactly happen often you big baby bitch
Lads. Just recently bothered to try GTA Online and some cykablyat modder spawned a gorillion briefcases on me, adding up to the total amount of 45mil. I'm not nervous about R* punishing me, but according to their FAQ on the topic, they say that they WILL remove illegitimately gotten funds, but let them keep the stuff they bought with it. I've bought everything I could possibly ever want and have 14mil left. Should I spend it all on cars to tie it up, or are the odds of them actually removing my hard earned money so small that it's not worth losing half of it by buying and selling the cars later at half the price?
>>162493445
Nothin personal kid
>>162493575
add your 14mil to the bank, make/open your other character and buy garages filled with souped up expensive cars. so when your funds get removed you can just sell those cars and be back to where you where and in time for import/export
>>162494210
Wait, why do I need a second character for that?
>>162494437
I was saying that incase you wanted to keep all your garage space for cars you want. You can use your main.
>>162494691
Ah, I see.
reminder to all PCucks to literally kys
>Can't sell vehicles
>Can't buy anything because it all costs $-1
>Garages are empty
Dammit.
>>162494926
remind me why again
>>162494941
what did he mean by this
I hate PCucks
are serverd getting cucked?
cant join sessions with more than 1 other person.
>>162486205
>, the Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959
So R* is doing everything I say the moment I say it?
No right no wrong.
What's to stop me becoming a god!?
>>162495274
>circlejerking
>ded online
>cheaters
>get cuckd
>autistic shitposters
>meme spewers
>shit at the game
uh servers are back up
>>162496501
they've been up for at least an hour
>>162497038
>ask for xj220
got
>ask for 959
FUCKING GOT literally hours after mentioning it
FUCKING KNEEL!!
>>162497615
can you get them to add a fiero
>>162497214
literally nothing wrong with any of that
>>162497878
I dont want american trash in my game
I want a 91' mitsubishi GTO
dont you fucking DARE give me tha piece of shit yank version
>>162497994
what about an mr2 then
>>162497994
>American trash
Ask yourself at one point if our detroit engines helped liberate the shit out of you. If they did, shut up.
>>162498097
absolutely!
also dont do that liberty city update. GTAIV was objectively the worst numbered gta and i dont care about it at all. let it die
>>162498380
4d chess, puritan
>>162497214
Get the fuck out with that shit, man.
>>162493445
>brown youga with the orange stripe
This guy know what the fuck is up
>>162498637
but it's all true
>>162498683
w-what about mine?
>>162498631
>The current state of Detroit is an arguing point for "american trash"
Legislative bullshit that ran Detroit into the ground has nothing to do with the automotive industry.
If our cars are trash, what's good in your shithole? Overpriced race-cars that you will never drive the way they were meant?
>>162498751
No it's not, faggot.
>>162498959
>>162498860
>England
>world home of motor sport
>yanks talking to ME about anything
get that trash off my board
all yank cars are shit
>>162499109
yes PC gta 5 players are trash. all they do is rage in chat and if you pwn one of them are say something they dont like, they turn on the mod menu and start fucking with you or crash your game.
id love to meet one of these losers IRL just so I could collapse their wind pipe with my fist.
>>162498860
>Legislative bullshit that ran Detroit into the ground has nothing to do with the automotive industry.
>implying it wasn't an inevitable reality of capitalism becoming a global system
either you move your businesses to the third world to save money or you turn where you are now into the third world, that's profit baby
>>162499125
>kid screaming about british cars being the best thing ever even though the british auto industry died an even worse death than the american auto industry
whew, lad
at least when communism hits all automotive manufacturers will be passion projects and we can all just have fun with cars instead of this stupid for-profit shit
>>162498860
>what's good in your shithole?
>>162499125
>all yank cars are shit
When you say cars, do you mean only cars, or are we establishing a different viewpoint for pickups, SUV's and crossovers?
And when you say trash, what exactly is your criteria? Does your "world home of motor sport" offer a utilitarian four-wheel-drive vehicle that will cart my ass from home to work and back in the most brutal of snowstorms and then haul all my guns out for fun on the weekends?
>>162499306
>American auto industry
>>162499125
I disagree. You are a large hairless ape.
>>162499532
yeah it's pretty silly that people got excited over a lotus with electricity instead of a regular motor but then again the only british car companies left are, what, lotus and mclaren? even european ford is converging with american ford what the hell do you guys have left
>>162499109
Are you seriously fucking retarded, faggot? Just because there's a bunch of skill-less losers in the game doesn't mean that the game's full of them.
>>162499708
>>162499480
no sorry all american off roaders are shit too
>>162486205
FUCK YOU
WE WANTED A STORY AND MULTIPLAYER EXPANSION
>>162499893
>all american off roaders are shit too
Please show me which ones dear England offers.
Oh wait, you don't, and your rolling shitboxes wouldn't handle the snow that fell on my state this morning.
>>162499674
But what about the fastest production car in the world? ;^)
>>162499840
This really doesn't prove anything.
>>162499480
step aside burger
>>162500107
enjoy getting btfo do you?
>>162493121
why are you so upset about it? The game has connection issues all the time. Like when you're playing and you get sent to a session on your own.
That's not even a local problem.
>>162500176
>SSC Aero
>SSC North America
U-uh
>>162500390
>Land Rover
L. O. L. I'd rather have my shitbox Blazer.
>>162500107
>ignorant of land rover
>literally the be all and end all of ALL off roaders in every catergory
Do money drop from peds get you banned?
I need to use something before the update but not sure if it's safe or not.
>>162500176
qt you're dumb
>>162499840
>he doesn't strafe
>>162500608
Just wait till the update is out. It's not an event, everything will stay.
>>162500608
This is the absolute worst time to do money cheating and you're a moron for thinking any method is safe.
>>162500207
>>162500658
>>162500427
>>162500642
I'm not sure you understand my point being that trash is an abomination widely critisized and basically reviewed as a horrible quality piece of shit by everyone
I wasnt saying it was a good thing ffs
its the ugliest piece of shit ever
>>162500714
Okay, thanks.
>>162500775
That's strange...
I ASKED if something was safe to use, not claim it was safe.
How did you mess up reading such a short sentence?
>>162500510
>>literally the be all and end all of ALL off roaders in every catergory
>>162501001
yeah it's almost as if making a car purely to be THE FASTEST usually doesn't mean it's going to be a good car
i was never suggesting that the american auto industry was in good shape, i just find it funny that you're shitting on them when you guys don't even really make cars other than to prove to rich people that you're still a driver's car country hohoho
at least here there's shitty mustang 5.0s that get run into curbs every single day by normies because they cannot into oversteer
If I want to play on more than one social club acct, do I have to install more than one version of gta on my pc?
>>162501001
What car do you drive irl?
>>162501320
Why don't you drive a nice British car?
>>162501025
Because you assume there's at least one safe method.
The fact you even have to ask proves you're a dumbass.
>>162501418
all our manufacturers are either road legal track cars, super expensive sauidi prince cars or kit cars
but they all drive and are built better and perform better than POS yank plastic barges
>>162501467
You had to be the special snow flake in class with that kind of mental disability.
Safe as in once it's caught and patched they can't punish those that use it because it's impossible to see if it was them spawning peds or others spawning peds on them.
Normally one would say to use your brain, but that can't be said about you it seems.
>>162497994
>I dont want american trash in my game
Then why the fuck are you playing the game that parodies large US cities?
Fucking retard.
>But they did London once
Fucking gorrillion years ago, bub.
>>162501674
>not owning an old mgb
what are you some sorta queer
>yfw didnt fall for the mass produced plastic shitbox meme
>>162501730
Because there will be a jaguar xj220 in the game tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
>>162501852
>he plays gta on a mass produced plastic shitbox
>>162501852
What do you drive qt?
>>162501842
peugeot 205 m8
>>162501990
>>162501990
>>162501990FUCK
>>162501852
>Bitching about american cars
>Talking up brit-made shit
>Doesn't even own one
I thought this sort of shit-talking phenomenon was only limited to the idiots here in the US.
Also >>162501990
>>162501990
Which do you mean?
The Shitbox or the Shitstation?
so this is the power of Europe
jesus christ this thread
>>162497994
How many American cars have you driven?
>>162502254
british cars are too good for the likes of me
>>162502338
Both are shitboxs desu
>>162502470
Shitbox is made by Microsoft
Shitstation is made by Sony
There's a reason for using names above.
Because Shitbox have shit controllers while Shitstation have good controllers.
>cant connect to online, check for maintenance
IS IT HAPPENING?
>>162502346
GET OFF MY BOARD RREEEEEEEEE!!!
>>162502580
Funny you say that, because I fucking hate Sony's spindly little controllers and I like the Xbox ones.
But I also have giant hands which influences my bias there.
>>162500890
>hiding behind cover from a higher vantage point already pointing your gun where another person fucking action rolls into
>shit aim brah
lol
>>162502580
Well they're both shit, and both boxes, so technically shitbox can be applied to both.
Also ps4 controllers are doggie shit compared to xbone controllers. Xbones are much more ergonomic
BAGUETTE POWER
>tfw my parents own one of these in this exact color
>tfw it's actually pretty comfy and nice to drive
>>162502764
>yfw you will never be an xboner
>>162502698
Maintenance?
It has been down for hours today and yesterday.
>>162502764
Do you have one giant hand with a tiny thumb and one small hand with a big thumb?
Because the buttons most used in almost all games are Analogs and trigger buttons, face buttons are just buttons you click, then return to trigger buttons and analogs.
>>162502885
>Shitbox controller
>Ergonomic.
>>162502991
>posting the inferior version
It's a boring cheap shitbox, nothing special.
>>162502885
>>162502764
btfo?
>>162503141
it's objectively a better design
>>162502751
Holy fuck that looks like shit. Are those the Civics of England?
>>162503223
Yes, I know that the DS4 is better.
Japanese cars are best cars and if you disagree you're a fucking idiot
>>162503270
>>162503270
>>162503270
oops
>>162503505
frig off, weeb
Is there some method to add custom parts to cars with menus? I'm talking about the different variants there are of some vehicles that you can't edit in LSC.
For example the Stratum, you can either have a spoiler, twin turbo badges and a open roof OR a front bumper lip and a closed roof. I don't know much about menus but I remember that someone used to change these uncustomizable kind of parts from his cars with a menu.
I just want to add the front bumper lip to my twin turbo badged spoiler Stratum and maybe close the roof.
>>162503283
>>162503523
Literally who: The Races
>>162486205
>959
Literally why, we already got the 918 for a super and the Comet is an total abomination of a 911. We need a classic 911.
>>162503197
>btfo?
Nope. Every time I've held a PS controller, I've disliked it. They don't feel right to me. It's like comparing an anorexic bitch to a chubby bitch. Atleast the Xbox controllers give me something to fucking hold onto.
>>162503717
That's a very unrelated picture for truth about the best controller.
>>162503735
>NASCAR
>indy 500
literally who the sport
>>162503795
X360 controller > PS3 controller
PS4 controller > Xboner controller
PS4 controller > X360 controller
Simple really
>>162503769
Also fucking add the option to remove the spoiler from the Comet. Literally takes only 5 mins for an intern to code that shit, they only need to remove the wing and make it optional.
>>162503795
I'm sorry that theres something wrong with you anon
mebbe put down that pie you hamfisted fuccknuckle
>>162503942
I'm not American, you dip
>>162503967
>Personal preference
>I am an idiot
Simple really, you can't convince me otherwise because I have already established my preference.
>>162504040
>hamfisted
Not even hamfisted. I have slender, girly fingers.
>>162503993
>We dont go back and change things that work
>>162503967
Symmetrical analog placement > Asymmetrical analog placement
So X360 controller > PS3 controller is wrong.
Sure the trigger buttons on the DS3 originally are kinda annoying if you put down the controller, but easily fixed with these.
>>162504040
>qt
>saying other people have something wrong with them
Pot and kettle together at last.
>>162503993
fuck, if only
tfw we will never see qt boi pucci
>>162504196
>qt
>Doesn't read it as qtπ
Re and tard together at last.
>>162503942
>(you) know of them enough to post
>(you) know everyone will know what you are referring to
thinking aint your strong suit
>>162504117
>massive fat palms
>slender girly fingers
if only Joseph Merrick worked for Sony
>it's a Currymurry tells someone to neck themselves episode
>snows IRL so I cant leave my apartment
>doesnt snow in game
>>162504728
>game doesnt even load
>>162499125
>Theres no such thing as a good American car br-
is gta down on all platforms?
Ive been too busy shitposting to even play it
>>162504895
not subtle enough but heres your final (you)
>>162504972
It has been down on all platforms for hours, now it was back and now its down in some regions
http://downdetector.com/status/gta5/map/
>>162504972
It's up on all platforms. It may be down for you though because you're living in a third world country.
>>162505217
It's because I wanted it. R* does what I whim now.
>selling cargo with a friend
>Around 8 people on the server
>Manage to sell 2 crates
>Shitter on the radar using a helicopter
>Destroys my friend
>Lose half of my cargo
>Obliterate that little piece of shit so many times that he leaves the server
Fucking niggers
>>162505547
he did you a favor, you would have lost your crates by not making connection to r* for transaction
Mind adding me to the PC GTAG crew?
SC: RiboneX
>>162505654
sorry, you're on the blacklist
>>162505725
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
Wait wut
>>162504391
>Giant means fat
>Not broad or long or otherwise big enough to grab you by the skull
Fortunately I have this pic from /k/ of my hand with a full-size rifle round
>>162505652
Servers were working fine to me. Ah well, at least I hope that stupid level 40 cunt never forgets the day that messed with the wrong nigga
>>162505770
its a meme you dip
>>162505823
sessions are P2P (no servers) while transactions are server based. You won't notice that much wrong in game, but when you try to access some server features is were issues arise. You could have sold your crates, but the message from the session could be logged up with the servers, so you would lose your crates without reward.
>>162505819
hey nessi can you post an image of you holding a soyunny plushie please
>>162505974
If you're trying to insult me with that image, I would fucking love to own my own tank you stupid faggot
>Nessi
>>162506181
>nessi
Literally who?
>>162506368
img mak me cry ery tiem :'(
How do I use peerblock for gtao?
>>162506479
>the position of the Chally's cannon makes it look sad.
I prefer the Leo2 personally tho
>>162505819
Even if stolen valor isn't a crime that doesn't mean you should do it.
>>162506708
>Stolen valor
I don't have rank patches, medals, pins or any of the shit one would need to attempt to pull off stolen valor. Pls explain.
>>162505819
how big is your dick
asking for a friend
>>162500176
>fastest production car
>top speed 256
>veyron SS top speed is 268
>Venom gt top speed is 270
What's it like being wrong all the time
>>162505974
>>162506181
>Nessi
That isn't me, I wouldn't hold a 54R, because I'd be holding a 5.56 or 7.62 because muh america.
>soyunny plushie
I actually ordered one on the internets. :3no pics
>>162505819
qt wants that hand in his bum
>>162506837
Tell your friend to fuck right off with stupid questions.
>>162507051
>I'd be holding a 5.56 or 7.62 because muh america.
Breh, I have patriotic flavor also.
>>162507051
how's Crafty doing nowadays?
>>162506943
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSC
>>162506837
Give me your friends number.
>>162507172
crafty never left, just talk to thembut really, you are just samefagging to get attention
>>162507160
>I have patriotic flavor also
I'm stuck in the military, so when you post something... well, military, retards sometimes just do what they did up there. Nice rifles.
>>162507172
The hell should I know, I left him and prefer to leave it that way.
Go ask his friends or something.
>>162507607
>Nice rifles.
Thanks man.
>>162508368
coming from a mentally ill brit that doesn't mean much
>>162508368
>that picture
>that comment
>>162507607
why'd you leave Crafty though?
You guys were the armless twin sisters, and will be forever.
>>162508594
>coming from anyone other than a brit
EVERYONE REJOICE
catower is here
>>162508837
who?
>>162508768
Because I just told you why.
Also, fuck you subscyed, stop asking retarded questions.
>>162508964
>I left him and prefer to leave it that way.
But you didn't tell WHY
>>162509059
Nessi got upset because Crafty befriended Aida
>>162508964
I mean, you deleted me out of nowhere.
You could at least tell me why, I thought we were good friends.
Let's talk about blater's dick and catower's drinking instead.
>>162509447
Hi catower
>>162509059
If only you'd stop, like the picture said.
>>162509205
Nope.
>>162509236
Go away.
>>162509447
Work hard, play and feel soft.
Drink hard, have fun.
>>162509205
So Nessi got upset at Crafty for becoming friends with Aida, but Aida doesn't even play anymore and both Nessi and Crafty do?
L o l
Aida, just as planned.
>>162509602
I'm not even this anon, but you should pick your wording correctly, nigger. Don't say that you explained something when you clearly don't.
>>162509634
so this nigga go jealous over a tranny avatar speaking to a another guy?
So this is the power of PC
>>162510036
no dis is the power of PC
>>162509850
"I left"
I've always been bad with words, congratulations.
Here it is explained in greater detail.
I left.
>>162509634
>plan
>months
It took months, jesus christ the dedication.
>>162510036
This is the power of PC, but no not the reason.
>>162510204
lmao this nigga actually got cucked in a video game
>>162510323>getting cucked in a video game i play very littleI'm just here to shitpost and fly helicopters.
Didn't you get 'cucked' not once, but twice sub?
>>162508870
some pill popping chick
always is smashed on mic whenever she joins
i personally just mute her, kinda annoys me really
>>162510456
I'm not even a PCuck
The true GTA5 experience.
>>162510456
lol, you barely play because you left and got cucked.
>>162510456
>being THIS fucking mad some fag hangs out with other fags
>>162510176
that's lowkey A E S T H E T I C as fuck, I wish the car models were shittier
>>162510902
>Finally get in a session with everyone
>Don't feel like playing at that point
P2P was a mistake
Jens probably had eurobeat blasting from his kalahari.
>>162510991
>mad
I truely don't get it.
>open steam
>right click delete
This wouldn't even count as madman either.
But hey, more topics on me, wew.
>>162511083
>point
That point is almost every 5-10 minutes with me.
>play gta v
>5 mins in, past all the loading
>well im bored
>start spintires
>fuck yes mud and dirt
>get bored after 10 mins
>start warthunder
>play game
>get bored, close game
>start warthunder again, play another game, get bored, again
I'm losing my mind.
>>162511347
reminder the proto is garbage
>>162510784
>>162509602
i quit drinking after what happen last time
anyone know how to use peerblock to prevent hackers/ddosers from attacking?
>reinstall game
>launch online
>start biker mission
>steal lost mc cycles under the highway
>minigun godmode cheater sits at the one spawn point outside the entrance firing at the spawn position
>die 27 times regardless of my invulnerability spawn timer
>manage to run back into underground without dying while the cheater lags out or has a menu open or something
>crew member kills me inside
>uninstall
thanks for reading my blog, fuck you, you know who you are.
>>162511557
Go find something else that can spike your shit aswell, such as 20 cans of NOS, monster or whatever. When I left parris island the first thing I did was drink 5 cans of Rip-it, good times yo. Lot of chest pains aswell.
>The Esskey has a kickstarter but doesn't have the hideous ape-hangers that plague the Daemon and Zombie
SOLD
>>162511770
Name and shame pussy
>>162511853
esskey is comfiest bike
>>162511983
It's also the only bike you can get completely naked other than the PCJ 600, but with way better performance. I just wish it had an option for the exhaust to be under the seat, it would be literally perfect.
These last couple of threads are proof the mentally disabled need euthanasia instead of government handouts to subsidize their sperging on the internet
>>162512184
ironic
>>162512057
Oh, and it needs a mirror delete, but that's no big deal.
>>162512184
Yourself included, you plain boild potato fuck.
why is this game so fucking blurry my eyes are literally waterfalls
>>162511347
fuck off
don't ruin jen with your shit taste
>>162512184
>a literal beta-orbiter talking about euthanizing spergs
lmao
>>162512184
I work for my money that funds my internet sperging, Ezek.
>>162512184
>ezek
>a literal sperg that drains the resources of his government
I hope you get euthanized in the NWO
>>162486205
>You check the thread and see this many replies to an obvious bait post
Its really not funny anymore, guys.
>>162513285
this general was always retarded
>>162512184
>ywn euthanize ezek so he doesn't drain taxes for being a sperg
>ywn euthanize nullphaggot so he doesn't drain taxes for being a shitskin islander
:(
>>162508768
Pretty sure Crafty found someone better anyhow.
It's sad to think that if we could ban 4 people from posting in the thread that it would improve vastly.
>>162513960
>samefagging
>>162513756
>drain taxes
>I work 40+ hrs a week
?????????
>>162512924
>epic XD
>>162513120
Pic related
>>162513206
>>162513756
But i dont get welfare monies
>>162513976
They'd just bitch about how those players act online anyways. You'll never make anons happy.
Where has this thread been? Oh my keks.
>>162514125
>a literal beta-orbiter replying to all posts
lmao
Just a friendly reminder to say thanks to your fav developer and buy some shark cards
>>162514632
>riding bikes with steven segal
this is soothing to the heart
>>162514956
When you crash the bike but have to look fabulous on the floor.
>>162511557
>>162515204
>Tonks still hasn't hit 100
>>162515204
>>162515489
lmao I applaud your effort in these.
>>162507301
>>162504164
>Symmetrical analog placement > Asymmetrical analog placement
this is what autism looks like
>>162515570
What does /gtag/ think of my new Insurgent?
>>162516226
Failed attempt at a meme/10. Green needs to be brighter.
>>162516226
that one fucking picture of a dude screwing an insurgent/10
>>162516226
Seconding the brighter green, and maybe some heavy-duty rims. Preferably in chrome, since you've got money to waste.
>>162516280
>>162516358
Fixed?
>>162516653
Thanks doc.
>>162516653
Color the wheels, retard.
languagez, you on mate?
>>162486205
Hey, I'm making a YouTube video on the latest GTA news, can anyone confirm if this post real?
Who else hype the trailer is only a few hours away?
What's the current "best" loadout for weapons? Is auto pistol still the best in-vehicle weapon? Is special carbine still the go-to gun? Best close range? I've been out of the loop for quite some time
>>162519019
yes I'm a CEO in a Rockstar game and this is all legit
>>162519019
yes I can confirm, my brother works at rockstar
>>162519019
No go fuck yourself faggot
>>162519019
can confirm my dad is rockstar
>>162519019
My dad is a janitor in R* office and he confirmed all except the Porsche will be 914 and not 959.
>>162519128
AP, Combat MG, Special Carbine, Heavy and Marksman, melee doesn't matter, auto shotgun, homo launcher, stickies and mines
>>162519019
yes can confirm, I work for R*
>>162519501
I work for R* too
>>162519389
thanks broccacino
>>162519349
>Porsche 914
Pls no
>>162519019
i work at rockstar and everything he said is real. also we're scrapping the xj220 and replacing it with an aero.
Snow is live
Thanks for helping me with sales!
>>162520563
>north yankton
Are you even trying?
>>162519019
Yes helo this rocsta this real post oke?
>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.
>>162484994
Do weapon lockers still not work, and put all your weapons back onto your person after any job?
R.I.P. gtag
>>162522795
What should be put on the headstone?
>>162522854
"eeeeeeeeeee"
>>162502346
>>162502751
>>162503270
Those don't count, that's peugeot, what were you expecting from the french?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQugEZOrZSc
>>162519019
Yes, here is a leaked screenshot of the update
>>162423753
If this proud Dukes owner is around still, what rims and rim color?
>>162499109
> joker meme
>>162499840
> marksman rifle shuffle
kys
>>162503270
"Civics of England" would imply generic boring cars that work very well. These are noticeable ugly and very badly made.
>>162511743
> add "Internet:0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255" to a file
> add the file to peerblock, set to block
> enjoy best gta online experience
>>162511743
Follow the basic /g/ guide for blocking bogons, Google will get you an imgur or something
Update got canceled guys... 13th of may now
>>162524283
2018
>>162524283
>>162524358
Lol u guys :'^)
>>162524283
>>162519019
200% real. Can confirm. Here's a screenie of the updated Bahama Mamas interior in Algonquin.
>>162525152
I work at rockstar and i can confirm this picture is legit
and now i remind you, that banshee 900r is best car
>>162525464
Gtfo here faggot go drive an Asea
>>162525665
>tfw my second car was an asea
>i riced it out as a joke
whew
>>162488150
>comparing an 80's supercar to a modern day custom car
I don't see why you're bothering to make the comparison.
Dead as dicks. Have a Lester butt.
No update guys only dicks out for HARAMBE
>>162529734
why does lester have a perfectly shaved ass
>>162530275
He is perfect.
>>162530275
well you DO have to shave your butt for asshole bleaching.
>>162525464
>neon
>>162530460
I would lick dat ass good
>>162531089
i'd lick you
>>162516226
Ugly as fuck
I want LEAKS people cmon give me some leaks
>>162530964
>replying
>>162531667
How about some cock jizz leaks.
So if I have an insurgent for just driving around and doing missions and stuff does /gtag/ still hate me?
Have a friend who uses armored kuruma and told him he is a shitter. He said being good != Shitty
>>162532764
yes
>>162532764
I have both an Insurgent and armored Kuruma, used both in /gtag/ lobbies and no one cared.
>>162533290
Why do they hate it?
>tfw 16 kills with the Bezra including 2 hydras and a laser before I lost my wing on a telephone pole
>>162533321
Because shitters used it.
But they are also tools useful to protect yourself from griefers, and the Kuruma can help with a lot of missions that Rockstar made as hard as possible to make earning money a chore so you end up buying some good goy shark cards.
Oh dont mind me, only the best plane in the entire game coming through
>>162533481
So everyone hates kuruma but secretly owns one?
>mfw 5 different set-ups in a row all failed because pubs are fucking moronic
Why do I keep making myself suffer
>>162533794
Yes.
It's a very useful tool, but it allows griefers to fuck around.
Buy one since they are pretty useful, and almost necessary, for heists on anything but normal or easy.
The insurgent is like an opposite of the Kuruma.
While the kuruma makes you practically invincible to bullets, it can be easily destroyed with one rocket.
Meanwhile, the Insurgent resists a shitload of rockets, and even the machine gun of the Hydra, but they can easily kill you through the windows or rear.
Also, if you get the Insurgent, get the regular one, the one with a machine gun on top can only be asked by Pegasus and can not be modified.
>>162530964
pls die
>>162530964
n e o n b o y s
haters gonna hate
>>162534289
>haters gonna hate
Literally a twelve year old who thinks swag is still hip
>>162534614
Yeah... But i'm twenty
>>162534169
Cyka
cyka
Blyat
Cyka
Russians should have their own contaminated internet so the rest of the Enlish speaking world don't have to deal with their braindead language.
>>162535031
oh you're lucky just to see it as random symbols
i actually know what they're saying and it's cancerous
>>162535031
succa blyat
Is this safe to use online?
https://www.flawlesswidescreen.org/
>>162535335
Fuck off Ross
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY SHIT STUTTER SO MUCH I HAVE A FUCKING 1070 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR EAT MY COCK
>>162535472
What's your CPU?
What are your settings?
>>162535472
>i3 6100 and GTX 960
>everything maxed but with no motion blur and grass on high instead of ultra
>FXAA
>60 FPS always
Could be because of the RAM.
I have 16GB.
>tfw going to buy 60 car garage
>tfw going to buy all the supers and classics and put them in there
>tfw console cucks mad because i will use all my hacked money
mfw
>>162535616
>always
"no"
>>162535667
True, sometimes it goes to 55 FPS.
Never lower though, and I have my browser opened at the same time always.
>>162535031
>joking about cyka blyad
>calls something brainded
Lol, k. U're definitely smarter (no)
Do money drops ban?
>>162535783
Is your CPU OC'd?
I have a non OC'd 6600K and a 770 and I can't have everything on the highest settings, it'd average at 50 for me
>>162535962
Listen to russians when they play, it's imposable to play without hearing cyka blyat.
>>162536019
no, go for it, it's safest right before a large update, anon-friend.
>>162536084
Nope, can't OC a i3.
It's the i3 6100 at 3.7 GHz
>>162536109
I can get sarcasm.
I picked up some, about 50k, how do I drop the money?
>>162533321
creates a lack of variation in heists and freemode. Since it has armor every cunt uses it as their default vehicle and it's pretty depressing seeing the same shit all over the streets in a game where there are like 200 other vehicles. It just kills variety and gives shitters a good defense, a baseless boost in confidence and everyone else who refuses to use it a big ol' disadvantage.
>>162535629
I'm literally gonna buy shark cards because I have a problem, and making money in this game is so harrowing they're nearly worth it but not really
Everytime I buy one I hate myself and I hate giving rockstar money
>>162536151
How the fuck do you not get any framedrops near grass?
Also, you can't drop it, just buy shit with it, like upgrading a street car
Try out if it takes the cash from your hand before, though, like buy a tinted window
>>162494941
anon, they're literally paying YOU to mod your car.
>>162535472
I'd bet you're playing on borderless windowed aren't you?
>>162536248
I'm buying things in the weapons store, and it only takes them from my bank account.
Think i'm fucked.
>>162536484
Try modding a street car
>>162536484
you were just told to mod a fucking car, not buy weapons you retarded pile of pigshit nigger how hard are these instructions
>>162535415
I don't care about the faggot attention whores, I don't know who ross is.
What I I want to know if R* can find out wether I'm using this or not.
>>162536514
>>162536603
Nope.
All from bank.
>>162536667
They're already finding you as we speak. Within 1 hour they will be at your location fucking you in your asshole
>>162536667
They'll know, Satan +1, They'll know.
>>162536095
90% of the time i hear it from retarded jokers like u
>>162536749
stop impersonating me
>>162536810
don't tell me what to do
>>162536878
here now it wont happen again
I love pieces of shit.
>>162536749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs92KukuzM
THIS IS THE ONLY TRIP I WILL EVER POST WITH, I DO NOT LIKE PIECES OF SHIT
>>162536810
>>162536907
>>162536986
>>162536903
fucking children
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY DROPPED THE UPDATE EARLY WHAt THE FUCK!?
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60069/GTA-Online-Import-Export-DLC-Now-Available-8-New-Cars
>>162536728
>>162536741
why do you do this
>>162537050
I know, right?
>>162537050
dont youve got dominic toretto to be racing faggot get rid of that underglow
>>162537104
why would i
>>162537072
I'm the real one, by the way.
>>162537084
STOP
USING
A
FAKE
TRIP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's with all these faggots?
How the flipping heck are you supposed to make money in Online?
I've tried doing heists, with friends or pubbies, and in the course of a week, the only heist I've managed to complete was Fleeca, once. Prison break was a neverending clusterfuck of morons either crashing the plane, landing the plane, getting shot down, or motherfuckers dying because they don't know how to play a motherfucking cover-based shooter, and no matter which role I or my friends fill, we always wind up with one pubby shitter who royally fucks up the ONE job that we give to them.
I've tried playing the other heists, as well, hosted by other people, to no avail. I've seen new lows, as I didn't think a human being could possibly so fucking bad at driving as to accomplish the feats of shittery that I have witnessed.
Finally, when I decided that my friend and I should simply grind the Fleeca job with just the two of us, every time we'd go through it, the chopper pilot would bug out and fly back and forth before the bridge during the escape, making it impossible to complete.
We've run contact missions, as well, but holy shit are those mind-numbing and dull, and working for an MC or a CEO is a complete toss-up as to when some hacker faggot is going to join the session and decide to start camping our MC/corp's objective with an invincible Buzzard.
>>162537197
Says the random who learned how to use the name function.
>>162537194
prove it
>>162537258
dupe donks
>>162537268
I'm at church, so I can't.
>>162537258"WATS TEE TEE"
Post cute cars, lads! My favourite is the x80.
>>162537329
what are you doing there
Sup guys, how's the trailer lol
>>162536725
Tried Clothing?
If that doesn't work, start a VIP/CEO thing up and do Sightseer/Hostile Takeover and give it to a random
>>162537395
Praying?
>>162537403
fuck off
>>162537268
}:^(
>>162537538
why are you praying
>>162536238
why don't you use menus?
:^)
>>162537523
Neither.
Well, it was only 70k, so hope they don't just ban me for that, and they simply remove it.
>>162537612
For cheap pasta maybe.
Instead of believing in the tooth fairy, he should stop going to church and spend that time on useful things instead.
>>162537612
For the same reason everyone else is
Also stop reposting my old screenshots they;re not proof of anything
>>162537967
hey wanna heist again tonight?
>>162538000
Not tonight
>>162538053
fuck you larsen i fucking hate you
>>162538000
Holy shit, how long has it been since someone got digits on this general?
>>162538090
<3
>>162537523
>>162536603
>>162536514
Great, joined another lobby and some dude started dropping money on me.
Put 60k on me before I was able to get out through alt + f4 because for some fucking reason this game needs a loading screen even to fucking leave the game.
>>162538203
Just drop into SP, it's faster
>>162537967
>Implying autistic larsen would go to church
come on he's not that autistic
>>162538053
why not wtf? you've been acting cold to me these past few days..
>>162538249
le goldman has arrived
HOW THE FUCK
DO I WEAR THE SAFETY SUIT THE SAME WAY HIGGLY PIGGLY DID
I WANT TO BE THE SECOND CREWKILLING AUTIST
>>162538342
>that resolution
come on you can't even get your vertical up to 1080?
>>162538426
old screenshot fuck off
>>162538462
Still missing 30 vertical pixels when compared to me
>>162538594
ok
>>162533724
Underrated, I still use it often for sick flying tricks even after getting the Hydra.
>>162538653
>The pixels go up, the quality goes down
>>162538830
at least i don't think karamba is a wrx
>>162538898
Daily reminder that Kuruma is a 2015 Subaru WRX
>>162539050
try to think about it logically. A subaru would crumple to a sneeze, so they would make an armoured vehicles out of an EVO instead.
>>162539050
daily reminder
banshee best
kuruma shit
>>162539181
i don't like the banshee anymore that much
r8
>>162539181
reminder; your aesthetic taste is non-existent.
>>162508837
>random tranny twink screaming on the mic
>>162539635
Are you hopping on the ironically bad bandwagon or asking for actual advice?that Windsor is the ugliest one I have ever seen
>tripfags in gtag
>>162537740
Because I have a ps4
I have it on pc too but all my friends play on ps4 and all my cars are on ps4
>>162539635
>t20
that color doesn't go with the car at all
>entity
wrong rims, also spoiler is shit
>turismo
pretty cool
>zentorno
meh
>bullet
good
>carbonizzare
wrong, WRONG color
also shit rims
>massacro
not bad
>windsor
shit rims
>cognoscenti
pretty good
>super diamond
is this a lat reference
>>162519349
>>162519997
We already have the Kalahari, it's basically a Porsche 914 when you think about it.
>>162539694
no need to panic, because this car is
I R O N I C
rockstar needs to add a gold plated buzzard and sell it for 20mil
>>162539635
I like
>entity
>p1
>turismo
Don't like
>winsor
>bottom left ferrari/zagato thing
Cant see the rest
>It's another waiting 6 hours after waking up just to see if there's a trailer today or not episode
Servers down?
>>162540198
>>162539942
Toothpaste Carbo is pretty much the only car that i've had since october '13.
It's colour was a bit more intense on oldgen. Toned it down since then.
>>162538342
Time to gangsta
>>162540291
Servers are up here.
who /themedgarages/ here?
>luxury
>supercarz
>sports/sports classic
>race cars
>muscle cars
>jeeps/vans and my bikes
>>162540313
I have mine in white
Do you think it should be in my sports or luxury garage?
Good morning, everyone!
Hope you all had a great weekend. Servers were pretty crappy, but still playable for the most part.
Is everyone looking forward to the possible update coming on Tuesday? I was going to buy a large warehouse, but decided to hold off until we see how the moneymaking is with the Import/Export.
Everyone have a great week!
>>162540351
>race winners
>supers/luxury
>bikes
>muscle/classics
other garages are pretty much a mispach
>>162540402
Sports, unless you have track supers with liveries in there. Then it's a better fit among luxuries
>>162540351
>Bikes
>Sports & ricers
>Offroad & silly vehicles
>Miscellaneous
There's a fifth garage that's empty and I don't think I have any supers anymore.
>>162540501
>track supers with liveries
no lmao I can't afford them
https://twitter.com/RockstarGames/status/808310467223425024
Tomorrow confirmed
SAVING FAILED
SAVING FAILED
SAVING FAILED
>>162540772
again?
I just prepared for the mission in GTA5 where you need to steal money from a truck for Devin whats-his-face.
When you park the get-a-way car as Trevor, and Trevor call Michael, he is supposed to say the part of the city where you parked it, like "Vinewood Hills" or "Little Seoul". I parked it at the beach, at a triathlon starting point. Called Michael, and he asked where the car is. Trevor said "Pacific Ocean".
Cracked me up, but i think it's not as funny when you read it ..
>>162541304
sent :^)
>>162540342
Nice resolution you got there
>>162541304
If you doubt your own joke, don't post it
>>162540342
Is that just screenshot resolution or do you actually play in 4k?
>MC clubhouse is in Sanora Desert north of the city
>3 drug operations in the same are
>resupply
>steal supplies
>sends me ~4 miles away south the steal stuff
>everytime
is this distance the same for every clubhouse? Like if the clubhouse and operations were down south would it send me north to resupply?
>>162540351
>Daily drivers
>Keepsakes
>Gotta go fast
>Business
>Offroad
>Town cars
h-hlep mi
>still no trailer
Starting get kinda nervous
>>162540746
sort of confirms it, but there should be a trailer or something
at least destiny stuff is out tommorow
>>162542513
>saddler with the pushbar
jelly af
Mine has the rear lightbar on it
>>162533949
Just came Home.
So i can't buy the insurgent with gun and put it in my Garage/modify it?
What about turreted limo? Can i put that modify or put in Garage? I know that i Can call it for Free as CEO and its on Sale right now.
>>162543409
>So i can't buy the insurgent with gun and put it in my Garage/modify it?
Nope.
Even if you buy it, you'll have to call in Pegasus and pay $200 everytime.
And same for the turret limo.
>>162539842
>have pc version
>prefers playing on shit consoles instead of /gtag/
kys
>>162542521
Offroad wheels, very nice
>>162543515
Well this is kinda disappointing to be honest. I WANT es one vehicle that could shoot. Are there any vehicle with guns i Can put in my Garage? Otherwise i think turreted limo would be best because i could call it for Free as CEO every time.
>>162541804
Yeah, 1080p is too low nowadays.
>>162542247
I'd go higher if I could get downsampling to work in that game.
I'm using 1.5x ingame rendering on top of the 3840*2160 resolution.
Game somehow crashes on my 30' monitor when I try to run it in 5120*3200 when I hit printscreen with FRAPS so I'll use Shadowplay, and hope it doesn't compress the image too much.
I'd go for 8192*4320 but the game doesn't recognize the resolution.
>>162544102
What are you running and whats the framerate?
>>162542247
I can't play in 4K, but UHD is no problem.
5K (5120*3200) is playable you enjoy console performance but with maxed graphics (25FPS).
>>162544196
4690K at 4.5GHz
GTX1070 Strixx OC
24GB 2400MHz DDR3
So a fairly okay PC while still being dated here and there.
DLC arrives tomorrow 5AM ET.
All on board the rape train
>>162536438
What do you mean by this?
My game runs ok but after some playtime or sessions switchs start to lag and have drops, and yes I play windowed
>>162544449
Buy a PS4 faggit
>>162544449
How much RAM do you have?
8GB ain't cutting it for this game since it's based around the consoles and thus have bad way of handling RAM, even if you have 8GB VRAM.
>>162544372
saw the rape train in the forums, but where the fuck is the announcement or proof
>>162544598
>8gb ain't cutting it
According to regular schedule we shall have a newswire post in 10 minutes. Get fucking hyped, boys.
>>162543950
>kys
All my friends play it on ps4
You do have friends anon right?
My cars are all on ps4 too
>>162544849
>inb4 fanart post
>>162544725
>muh muh rig!!
>st-st-sttuddering
>WHY
>uses a gtx770
What fucking year is it? There's your problem.
>>162544651
Leeks
>>162544725
It isn't.
In heavy traffic you get stuttering because everything is loaded into RAM.
The consoles have 8GB RAM and little else running in the background.
On PC you're not playing on low anymore, and you also have browser, Steam, other shit running.
Going from 8GB to 16GB not only raise FPS a tiny bit, it removes much of the stutter.
I used 8GB before and had stuttering with my 970, then got 8GB more and it ran much smoother.
UPDATE
DROP
Consoles > Overly expensive poor performing PC
Rather play on a big ass tv laid down in bed with no clothes than be sitting like work with my face on a monitor
>>162545393
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>162545393
Back in my day, bait used to be decent
>>162544948
But I don't have stuttering, I was just saying that 8GB is perfectly fine
>>162545114
The only stutter I have is in the greener areas or when a shitload of explosions happen
>>162544063
technical
>>162545505
At the limited settings and resolution you use, not for people that aim bigger and better than mid/high at 1080p at just 60FPS
Tfw we won't see any of the "leaked" new cars before the update drops
>>162545646
someone start posting images of the leaked cars here
>>162545534
But this one cant be modified or put in garage too?
>>162545689
This
Please, let the Ocelot Penetrator have popups
>>162545393
this
400-500 ps4 > 1k pc that needs a 300+ worth of parts to stay relevant and the constant launch performance issues that come with pc gaming
Isn't the update supposed to hit tomorrow? Where's the trailer?
>>162545873
"supossed"
>>162545857
>this is what consolecucks actually believe
Average gtag user customization tastes
>>162545806
I'm not your f a m, stranger.
>>162546338
>Post FX Ultra
But why tho?
PCs are for homossexuals only... nobody cares you spent 10k on a glorified work pc, you cant touch the simplicity of consoles
>>162546338
Maybe I'll get a new GPU soon, then you'll see!
Still, I'm glad that my 770 still does a good job.
>tfw went from 30-40 with dips to 20 to 60 frames
Fucking FX8150
>>162546338
>3840 x 2160
>144Hz
N-nani
What meme monitor is this
>>162534614
>he doesn't swag
>>162546041
Nice counter argument
>>162546435
Because I can, I use Very High though since there's no visual difference for me when playing unless I do frame for frame comparisons.
Point is 8GB isn't enough.
>>162546619
Get a better CPU first, Intel that is (unless Wait™ Zen turns out as good as we hope)
The 770 can wait to be replaced.
But I do reccomend 16GB.
Youtube some videos and get an opinion on what you think it's worth it.
>>162546651
1440p with DSR
I have a 1080p and a 1600p as well.
Downsampling is that much better than just AA.
Try using 3840*2160 if you're on 1080p and you'll see just how much more detail things show, even if the panel itself only shows 1080p.
>>162546938
But I did get a new CPU
>>162544725 is me
More RAM is obviously planned, but it's ok now t b h
>>162544725
>Not 32gb
How's it being poor?
>>162547214
>>162546889
If (You) get presented an argument, you will just dismiss it. Watch, here:
You can do more than just gayms on a 1k PC, like rendering 3D shit, editing videos, encoding those videos (that's what I do, and no, not muh epik 4chin gameplay webms).
Good luck with any of that on a console. People don't buy PCs if they never intend to do real work on them.
>>162547074
Oh, thought you was another person.
Get another matching 3200MHz kit for your RAM and save for Volta.
The 1070 is twice as fast as my 970, and without the stuttering, but it's starting to get old so wait for Nvidia/AMDs next GPU lineup.
>>162545534
isnt' technical pegasus as well?
If they made it a garage vehicle it'd be worth buying desu. I'm not one of those "I always have to get the best thing" kind of guy, but in this case I know I'd have a little voice on the back of my head telling me the insurgent is better in every way possible. Shame, because the technical it's terrorcore as fuck.
>>162547572
It's not a garage vehicle? What the hell, that's weird
Hey PC owners how does it feels being a MINORITY?!? Along with sjw's,gays,trannys and niggers
>>162547572
the technical is*
>>162547649
Unless they changed that in a patch, no, it's nto a garage vehicle.
>>162547572
It's a Pegasus vehicle, and it always spawns white. The red Technical that's near the trailer in Haulage looks so much more menacing.
>Can't put Phantom in garage or drive it to LSCustoms
Breaker 1-9, 1-9, What a shame. Over.
>>162547784
Damn shame, I wish they changed that. I'd definetly buy it.
>>162547324
That's great
except we are talking about gaming systems
>never intend to do real work on them
Yep still talking about as a video game platform
thats an easy argument to dismiss
with all the extra money you save you could buy a PC for work if you want , but again we are talking about gaming platforms
Its easy to dismiss your argument because you still aren't presenting one
>>162547726
99th percentile of penis size sure is a lonely place to be.
>>162547730
I thought it was for the longest time. Literally no reason to have it then, a million for a glorified Hilux. Maybe if you roleplay as a dunecoon
>>162547726
"We talk with Rockstar North about GTA 5's long-awaited PC edition, which the studio calls the "ultimate" version of the game."
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/gta-5-pc-is-the-ultimate-version/1100-6426513/
What's it like still playing the beta version of a game, console fags?
>>162547857
You can spawn one right outside of your office for a grand through your assistant. It's more convenient than driving across town, since it never seems to place one nearby.
>>162547849
>Can't put Phantom in garage or drive it to LSCustoms
Why the fuck would you want to do that, just seems pointless
>>162547870
Can your console play your games in 1080p+?
Can your console play your games in 60FPS+?
Can your console play your games with mods?
Can your console play with keyboard and mouse?
Can your console have more than one storage device and play from it?
Can your console play emulators?
Can your console use 4chanX?
Can your console play MKV videos?
>>162547870
My 'work PC' just happens to be able to play videogames. Exactly. Why would I waste more money on a separate system that can ONLY do games?
Good luck dismissing this one instead.
>>162548026
Did you know, some people want to dive trucks?
Crazy right?
People with different taste.
>>162548053
Can your PC be used as a paperweight?
CHECKMATE, PC KEK! SUCK MY GLORIOUS CONSOLE DICK
>>162548026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WakdsZvT7zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJGZlXcvMg
>>162548053
Yes, since PC can use mods.
>>162547849
I'm with you there. Haulage focused DLC could be sweet.
>>162547872
>99th percentile of penis size but still a virgin
>>162548528
Lonely place to be.
when exactly does the new update drop guys?
>>162540351
>supers and classic (expensive ones)
>sedans
>Offroad and SUV
>meme cars
>Benny's
>Empty garage (former rat loader moneymaking)
>MC
>>162548528
Tfw my dick is actually a pretty decent size but I'm ugly and a neet, so it could be put to better use if it was on anyone but me
>>162546338
What the fuck.
>tfw minimum settings , 1024 x 768, and 40 fps.
I-I still have fun at least
>>162544869
My firends don't play gta anymore (we played on PC)
That's why im playing with /gtag/
Can't you just transfer character to PC anyway? if not, just do someTTand you can get all your cars again :))))
>>162548483
Haulin' missions would be bonkers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsjDmdrzuSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh281KxonLw&feature=youtu.be&t=139
Imagine having custom trailer art, driving around Sandy shores going east bound along side an Imponte Phoenix.
>>162548802
You'll get a faster PC in the future.
At least you're playing it better than the PS3 with higher framerate and resolution.
r8 my garage
>>162548201
You do know of a game called American truck simulator right? You can >dive trucks in that game to!
>>162549304
all going to be sold to get maybe one car that probably isnt even fully upgraded tomorrow: tier
>>162549327
My G25 knows it very well but you can't exit the truck, walk around and the things GTA does.
There's more to games than just shooting and driving.
>>162549304
>Pfister collection
>proper Mustang "Wheeljack" colors
>red Tampa with white stripes
Those are pretty good. Other than that, it looks gay.
>>162549304
>Pay attention to me please
>>162549304
>that snot banshee
>tfw qt will never bully you
>failed to save
>again
>>162549414
Who says I play GTA just to shoot and drive?
>>162548974
My body is ready for Max Max themed adversary missions/gamemodes where you have crows nests on your tanker while spikes BF Injections try to stop your rig.
>>162549748
I play GTA to shoot and drive and sometimes explode :D
>>162549736
SOCIAL CLUB DOWN AGAIN
>>162549805
Until this little shitter (strangely enough the average age for people playing this game and browsing this site) comes and ruins everything.
>>162549554
Should I go back to orange?
>>162548087
>Why would I
you not the general populus no one cares about you
E.g. people spending more money on a fully capable 4x4 with locking diffs winches etc when its just used as a car
this is really easy 2bh
>Can your console play your games in 1080p+?
>Can your console play your games in 60FPS+?
>Can your console play your games with mods?
>Can your console play with keyboard and mouse?
yeah
>Can your console have more than one storage device and play from it?
>Can your console play emulators?
>Can your console use 4chanX?
>Can your console play MKV videos?
no I have a normal pc/laptop for that like everone else
>>162549890
oh my god oh my god oh my god
IT'S FINALLY PROCESSING MY SNAPMATIC SELFIE
R-right guys?
what the fuck their site says servers are online why cant i connect
>>162550215
check update date
>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.
>>162549921
I'm now picturing "feral kid" grunting into the mic as he tries to take my fingers with a razor sharp boomerang.
>>162550284
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/sections/200102328-Grand-Theft-Auto-V-Title-Update-Information
what?
>>162550049
>yeah
Which game runs above 1080p with more than 60FPS, with mods and supports mouse and keyboard on your "console".
>no I have a normal pc/laptop for that like everone else
So you spend money on a console and still have to buy a PC.
Talk about shit brains.
>>162550469
>why would i buy one good machine that can do everything well when i can buy two different ones that do everything badly that i have to completely rebuy every few years instead of just upgrade
So i cant join online, wew.
>>162550049
>what do I need a PC for when I have a console?
>but I have a PC for all the things my console cannot do!
>>162550580
So instead of buying a shitty console and a shitty laptop, a normal person should buy a damn good PC that does everything a console does, but better and can do so much more?
Got it.
>>162550703
Yeah, but anon, since the guy has a shitty pc, we can just turn that around and
>what do I need a console for when I have a (shitty) PC?
>but I have a console for all the things my PC cannot do(because it's shit)!
You and I prefer PCs, anon prefers console. So what?
Why?
>PSN maintenance
>Social Club isn't loading
Happening?
Does anyone remember if the trailers for CEO & MC updates came out on the day of release, or did they come out before the content was released?
>>162550947
Fuck you, that's why60 car garage soon then?
>>162551049
THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR HOURS IN THIS WEEKEND ITS NOTHING NEW
>>162551030
the trailer for CEO came before the actual update. Don't remember about MC though.
>>162549805
we need this now
Hunting Pack is the closest thing we have to a Mad Max adversary mode. That shit is straight up Fury Road when you're flying down the road
>>162551030
Bikers trailer came out on the day of release, CEO stuff trailer came out the Friday before
>>162550469
>1080p with more than 60FPS with mods
Farming simulator
No idea why you'd want a keyboard for driving tractors but I'm sure you can get one, controllers are superior anyways
>So you spend money on a console and still have to buy a PC.
yes but you don't have to buy some high powered "rig" that costs 1k and goes obsolete in 1 year and a much more user friendly gaming platform
I'll never understand why PC elitist fags get so triggered when you criticise their gaming platform
>>162550580
>completely rebuy every few years instead of just upgrade
lol them upgrades cost 300 ever 2 years a ps4 would last about 7 and costs 400
trust me I fell for the pc gaming meme 2 years ago
>>162551178
MC was revealed like a week before it actually came out, maybe even two weeks.
Is there any reason to play the story of gta 5?
Can it unlock something in online mode or something crossing on online?
Someone tell the faggots in GTA Forums that they're being stubborn as fuck, like I said there's no trailer or newswire post for today. The update will literally be out in less than a day, stop being such anxious faggots.
>>162551326
It's fun.
But no, unless I'm forgetting something, it has no affect on multiplayer.
>>162551348
FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS I WAS MAKING MONEY
>>162551375
Just saw there are dogs in it. When will we get dogs in gta online?
>>162551326
SP has animals, better textures, more pedestrians & traffic. Downside is it's missing a buttload of weapons and vehicles because Rockstar don't want to port GTAO content into SP anymore for unknown reasons.
At work and loving the servers being down because fuck NEETs.
Newswire was JUST updated, check it out. Not sure if I like it yet.
>>162551348
Different website. No one cares.
>>162551557
If it's not in Singleplayer, people can't resource hack it into the online like they used to.
>>162551348
While you're at it, also tell them that they're a bunch of circlejerking cucks and that Scaglietta is a nigger lover.
>>162551315
it was announced by rockstar a few weeks before it dropped but the trailer itself came out on the day of release
>>162551882
I remember we got pictures before it released though.
Just an infinite dick-thrust into the void with some lubeless raw statistics:
If a console is an ultimate gaming machine, how come there's only 2199 games on last gen big bads, (x360 and ps3 combined) out of which is only 394 console exclusive on either one, yet there are 12205 games only on piece of shit PC cuck steam including the major portion of multiplat console games?
What's the purpose of a gaming console if you can't even hold the market you guys are stroking your cocks about, instead you scrap it every five years for a new set of games and a whole new fucking machine just so you sorry faggots can actually keep up with the rest of the world?
>>162551693
CUNT
>https://twitter.com/PhantomNations/status/808109820662476800
https://twitter.com/PhantomNations/status/808109820662476800
>https://twitter.com/PhantomNations/status/808109820662476800
>>162550714
is this a joke?
whats wrong with these faggots who buy macbook pros for school and then a fucking console for video games
they should be euthanized
>>162551691
>work
>get day off
>servers down
Fuck you, fellow wage cuck.
>>162551974
we got pictures but that was all, the standard procedure up until now has been pictures accompanied by a video
my guess is things are relatively slow at rockstar
>>162552084
I saw an iphone that cost 1000 euros the other day
>>162552084
Sounds like a third world problem to me.
When I went to school back in 2003, every student got a brand new IBM R40.
Oh, and everything was free, even the education.
Why spend money on your education when there is no need to?
>>162552056
It was StarPatrolling, but I don't get why instead of taking down game shit they don't try to fucking ruin YouTube clickbait whores instead, that'd be lulzy as fuck
>>162552056
Didn't they try this last year or something and failed? I remember thinking one December we were going to miss snow because of DDoS attacks but it ended just before the snow started.
>>162552115
Take this time to go into offline mode and set your gun favorites.
>>162552056
>implying it's not just rockstar's servers shitting themselves again
>"w-we hacked it! we do not forgiv"
>>162552287
well you sound like another poor smug eurocuck to me
>>162552287
Just adding some salt for your shit infected wounds.
Released: Jan 28, 2003
MSRP: $1,249.00
>>162547726
Feels OK
>>162552347
How do i do that if i never played sp?
If your mods are so great, then why are you not all playing FiveReborn?
>>162552479
Hey, stand still so I can pour more salt on you, unless the amount of tears you cri everytiem already gave you hypernatremia
>tfw get attached too easily
>tfw think people on /gtag/ are my friends
>tfw they're not actually my friends
>>162549304
remove the truck bed
>>162552618
dude what, i made $80,000 while my faggot peers all failed out of college and bought myself my own $1300 i7 765m laptop and i dont even need it
>>162552047
WHATABAOU BAKWARDS COMPATIBILLY!
>>162552779
I can be your friend pal :3
>>162552779
>>162552779
>tfw get detached too easily
>Make friends with people one day and ignore them forever the next, even if we're playing the same game I won't invite or join them
>Purging friends list every month
>>162552047
Because the PC game library is full of shitty indie games and consoles get all the good AAA stuff.
>>162552779
maybe if you didn't act like such a faggot we would have treated you better
>>162553134
all the best games now are multiplats
enjoy playing most of them at below 30fps
>>162553287
How's RDR? :^)
>>162553372
how's world of warcraft?
>>162551178
>>162551257
>>162551315
So..... are we just wishfully thinking that the content will be released tomorrow given that we have not seen a trailer on it yet?
>>162553287
yo bro do that thing where you hold W halfway
also do that thing where you stop dead clowns from spawning in my garage every time i get into a fucking public lobby
also do that thing where you get rid of all the stuttering for me without any explanation
>>162553372
>some shitty overrated cowboy game
kek
>>162553450
It's shit.
>>162553520
it's better than RDR according to all time sales and subscriptions, your opinion doesn't matter friend.
>>162553510
that you can't play
>>162553645
Mounin doo
>>162553134
this will continue over the years sadly and get worse
they sometimes run like ass when they come out too
im not fucking ready for the update tomorrow lads
havent played it months-- but a friend told me about all the crazy shit they're adding, and we're gonna give it another bash
can you sell properties yet? still cant believe i bought a yacht + all those high end apartments, could prob get 20mil if i could sell them...
>>162553510
Sour Grapes: The Post
>>162553507
>yo bro do that thing where you hold W halfway
i play with a controller
>so do that thing where you stop dead clowns from spawning in my garage every time i get into a fucking public lobby
the upside to easily being able to mod is the fact that we're all rich as fuck on PC and we own everything, generally, unless you're stupid and never did it
>also do that thing where you get rid of all the stuttering for me without any explanation
game runs flawlessly on my gtx 1060 in empty lobbies, but when lots of people join, especially when a hydra starts firing, it does get a little choppy, im thinking its CPU related
its nothing like my friends xbone though where it freezes for an entire second every 2 seconds, its so bad its completely mind boggling that consolefags consider that a finished product and arent suing the shit out of rockstar
>>162553645
>2010 game vs 2004 game that leeches money from retards
Yeah, great comparision you moron
>>162553510
NEVER EVER
>>162553836
just buy sharkcards™ :^)
thats what I'm doing
>>162553836
What if you buy some shitty 20k garage and use a high end apartment as part of the payment? won't you get the extra money back?
>>162553836
>update tomorrow
is this speculation or happening? I know the 20th is next tuesday and close to the christmas update but last year they released a big update just days before the halloween update so it's not new
>>162553704
if its stuck in 30fps, i wouldnt be able to play it anyway
but thanks for being so proud of having such low standards and supporting a business practices that cause games to be stuck in low quality and age terribly because you're too poor or shortsighted to get a PC and would rather us not even have the option to play the game, to justify your shortsightedness
>>162553838
>the upside to easily being able to mod is the fact that we're all rich as fuck on PC and we own everything, generally, unless you're stupid and never did it
I play on PC but
>implying that's good
>>162554028
I'll try that, thanks.
>>162554147
if i had to actually grind to get all the shit i have i would have never wasted my time on this game
>>162554262
Well, maybe you shouldn't have played this at all then.
It really sucks that every fuckhead who just wants to annoy everyone else can just cheat and get himself a hydra or something like that for free.
>>162553838
>i play with a controller
fair, but your choices ultimately fall between M$ shit, a bunch of chinkshit, and a bunch of freeware drivers to convert whatever you're using to M$ shit and even then you're not sure what anyone else is using. there are a few other things like the racing wheel but they're gimmicks and generally useless for anything but sims
>the upside to easily being able to mod is the fact that we're all rich as fuck on PC and we own everything, generally, unless you're stupid and never did it
don't feel like waking up everyday wondering if i'm banned desu
>game runs flawlessly on my gtx 1060 in empty lobbies
sounds like the equivalent of "works for me" but whatever
>>162553840
yeah, you're right, you see the difference is, the older one just sold 3.3 million units of it's latest expansion pack on release day, the other one is a last gen hasbeen that only gets mentioned when a console cuck tries to prove they have something you so-so god damn want. Yeah man I can't wait to play the shit out of a seven year old game that has been around so goddamn fucking long that everyone and their mother either played it, watched a let's play on youtube or god forbid never gave a single fuck about a brokeback gaylord simulator.
>>162554106
If something trivial as the amoung of frames per second will stop you from playing a great game then i actually feel bad for you.
>>162554481
Indeed, btw john marston dies
>>162554481
HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS SALTY MF
>>162554610
I know, I played it. it'smediocre
>>162554651
yeah man i'm real upset
>>162554481
Those games are simply not comparable. You're talking about a MMO grindfest that's designed to leech hours of someone vs a open world single player game.
>>162554481
desu i don't think you should have ever compared an MMO to a sandbox-action game to begin with, you killed yourself right there
they're obviously not going to sell the same way, you'd see the same gap if you compared angry birds to WoW ffs
goddamn you're a headache
At work but all I want to do is get comfy with MR.
Update got canceled to 13th of April.
Sorry guys.
>>162554918
Tfw at work and getting paid to shit post on 4chan and play gta5
>>162555039
job?
>>162554946
This is an imposter. We cancelled all the DLCs
Prepare for GTA 6 announcement tomorrow.
>>162555039
I am all over the former. The latter however makes me feel bad even though it's an option.
>>162554915
>>162554829
which is the goddamn fucking point of the whole conversation and you two faggots just counterbitchslapped the shit out of every
>>162553372
consolefuck comment ever made because when you feel like your asshole is getting curled up by actual points made against your stupid fucking game machine of choice you just whip out your most popular console exclusive and compare it to everything else on every other platform with a shit eating grin on your face.
>>162555114
Scratch that. We just cancelled GTA 6. Prepare yourself for Rockstar Table Tennis 2.
>>162554420
i dont do that tho, those people should get gassed
>>162554456
i love 360 controllers
also yeah i need to get a racing wheel holy fuck that would be so fun in races holy shit
but my desk is made of glass so idk what to mount it to
>>162554456
>don't feel like waking up everyday wondering if i'm banned desu
i dont, i hacked once and was given money lots of other times, now i just log in, buy supplies for all my businesses, do CEO crates, then sell MC product and crates using blocked ports so only people i want can join, if any, i dont even really need people, i always get at least 90% of the sale done in the time limit
you can almost make money as fast as hackers do with those shitty little $2k bags they drop now
>>162554456
>sounds like the equivalent of "works for me" but whatever
it ran pretty good on a 660 ti, and SLI 660 ti too
>people arguing about PC vs Console
>In 2016
Can you go argue about your stupid shit somewhere else? Thanks
>>162555296
haha. I was only pretending to troll.
:^)
>>162555296
so this is what no good exclusives do to a man...
>>162554494
its no different from the fact that there are good games you didnt hear of back in the day, and how you have no interest in playing them now because you're spoiled by better graphics
>unless you went back and played every obscure 2d retro video game that went down as a classic, i feel sorry for you
yeah lol ok, sorry i have better things to do with my time
>>162555075
I'm a flower shop supervisor. And as you can guess there's not much to do. So I just usually am on my meme laptop to let my mc business make product.
>>162555296
no, you're not getting out of this like that
you just compared WoW to RDR, two entirely different games aimed at entirely different audiences
at least match the genres if you want to keep your nose clean. you even cited sales figures when RDR isn't a top-selling game in either of the platforms that it released on, just a good console-exclusive that people on PC tend to want
>>162555510
>arguing
It's not an argument, it's console-tards ignoring facts.
>>162555821
Do you really need to make it a 3.11MB .png picture?
>>162555893
Yes.
>>162555813
>no, you're not getting out of this like that
hohoo watch me m8
>>162555510
>arguing
It's not an argument, it's PC-Cucks ignoring facts.
>>162555764
>tfw you're actually a professional cannabis grower and cannot run pot MC missions at the same time.
>>162555319
Hey thats pretty good
>>162555761
If something trivial as bad graphics will stop you from playing a great game then i actually feel bad for you.
>>162555893
Do you really need to use an ISDN modem in 2016?
>>162556283
So how old are you, and have you played every classic ever, like mega man and metroidvania and all that shit when you could have been playing games like star fox 64?
How can you possibly feel sorry for someone just because they aren't as poor or don't have as much time to waste as you. Lmao
>>162555330
>i dont do that tho, those people should get gassed
but you see the problem is those people don't get gassed because they buy third-party subscriptions to get the shit they need. they pay to play the game less and ultimately ruin it for anyone that shares a session with them.
>i love 360 controllers
a lot of people don't though so uh yeah
also the racing wheel is overrated, it only gets in the way whenever you're doing anything else unless you have a place to set it down and/or a wide desk
>i dont, i hacked once and was given money lots of other times
you're one of the lucky ones, and having to play the lottery by default fucking sucks. good that you're trying to do things semi-legit now but most people will get their shit fucked before they even know what's going on.
>it ran pretty good on a 660 ti, and SLI 660 ti too
fair enough, but some people are just too lazy to watch for optimization issues like that. remember how bad IV was until like 2012?
>>162555764
how do you keep yourself from getting afk kicked? also,
> flower shop supervisor
damn that sounds exciting
>>162556452
>not having time to waste
what the fuck do you do that's so important other than making sure you slurp up daddies cummies.
>>162556452
That's not true. I haven't played those games because they don't interest me. If i was interested, the shitty graphics and 30 frames wouldn't stop me.
>>162556283
Graphics is a big part in games.
If you don't value graphics then turn off the screen while you play then.
>>162556594
Idle on the phone browser ingame.
>>162556670
That's the most retarded statement in this thread.
>>162555764
>I'm a flower shop supervisor.
do you sell these flowers wilted or fresh?
ps4 here should I try attempt selling all my coke alone, even though the game specifically told me not to?
>>162556594
I use a macro to push the change camera view every sec like so.
It's fun to yell at the people who don't do their job right. it's a lot of peace and tranquility.
>>162556785
What do you mean by this?
Fresh of course.
Which vehicles with guns Can i put in my Garage?
>>162552779
>>162557103
If you have any more than 2 bars, don't do it. You'll get 3-4 vehicles and you'll likely run out of time trying to transport them all. If you're not already in the crew, post PSN/SC and we'll help you out later.
>>162556527
>but you see the problem is those people don't get gassed because they buy third-party subscriptions to get the shit they need. they pay to play the game less and ultimately ruin it for anyone that shares a session with them.
I haven't even seen hackers in weeks, I don't care
Also IV runs worse than gta v still even though I upgraded lol
>>162557103
Depends if you have full product or not. If it's full, then no, get 2 friends.
>>162557123
as of now absolutely zero
>>162556603
Not play games with an inconsist input lag
For one I have lots of analog synth gear and stuff I like to jam with like a Gibson les Paul
>>162557223
Do you want to see my cotton panties?
>>162557264
is it the gtag tag crew or has it changed?
I'm on full bars and lvl 238 with various pegasus vehiky's
NEW THREAD
>>162557608
>>162557608
>>162557608
>>162557451
>fishing line music stick
that's gay. Even gayer than slurping daddies cummies.
>>162556621
>my lack of interest has nothing to do with the lacking technology behind the game and graphics
Keep lying to yourself consolefag you will go far in life
>>162556758
Then graphics IS important.
But you are probably one of those retards that would pick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOXQSC8z690&feature=youtu.be
...over 144FPS with everything maxed.
Do you eat moldy food and drive a uninsured rusty car that missfires on all cylinders and live in a home with bug infestation as well?
Since you seem to enjoy things the shitty way.
>>162557642
these critical salt levels
>>162530275
he was about to have a procedure
Well guys, the dream is dead. The devs found out I've been giving out the leaks and given a 2 weeks notice. They're monitoring my tripcode now, so if I use that, I'm gonna get fined even further.
My thanks go out to all the assholes who made the leaks very public courtesy of their attentionwhore YouTube videos. This wouldn't be possible without you faggots.
And yeah, the update will be delayed to next week to rearrange the car lineup, most of which will be unlocked once per week like in Bikers.
>>162555764
damn dude, keep forgetting how good laptops are nowadays since you get the full fat GPU's now
sounds fun anon, ever get caught?
>>162557270
>I haven't even seen hackers in weeks, I don't care
apathetic, but i know you must understand that you aren't the majority. i see at least chink every other week doing weird shit despite the bans. spawning clones, dropping vehicles in my apartment, etc. it's a vulnerability that i can't really control unless i'm in a room full of players i know or in a private session. shit sucks
also IV generally only ran better during 2012-2014. not sure why exactly, might be the more recent drivers causing it
>>162557757
Are you retarded? All i ever said was that bad graphics don't get in my way of playing good games.
Now fuck off retard, i wasn't even talking to you in the first place.
>>162557924
Who's gonna catch me I'm the one in charge and the owner is one of my friends.
>>162557873
>>162557958
>I see a hacker every other week
What a steep price to pay to not have to grind hundreds of hours
>>162557873
wrong trip
>>162557873
>given a 2 weeks notice.
I don't think firings work that way.
>>162557508
Check the OP.
>>162558114
They gave me a choice between a silent resignation or a very public suspension followed by termination. What do you think I'm gonna choose?
>>162558580
They don't fucking give you a choice in this case.
Daily reminder that Trevor is the worst character in GTA 5.
>Woahaha I'm le CURAZEE xDD
>>162557873
>>162558580
Can you prove it, you raging homosexual?
Give us our old trip, don't post with it but give the trip to us, shouldn't make a difference since you can't use it anymore.
>>162557873
>>162558580
Tell us something else about the new vehicles so we know you're really the original Faggot under a new trip.
>>162559438
I think he could've been better written if five people hadn't tried to outcrazy each other to write for him. A lot of the game's writing is like that.
>>162558580
Eh.
>>162559438
>Daily reminder that Trevor is the worst character in GTA 5.
We've known this since 2013.
>>162560767
>reminder
>>162560767
>He missed the 'daily reminder'
Utter mong.
Just read the leak about import/export. Thinking it's time to get a warehouse just for stealing and selling cars. Surely a small warehouse will be enough? Don't feel like coughing up 1 million + for one.
>>162564378
the warehouses are for crates, there will prob be new warehouses for cards