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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
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>doubting mouz
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>he still doesn't own a monitor with ULMB

why are you doing this to yourself
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ILEXA'S FEMININE DICK
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BEST PATCH
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where's the patch
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>tfw no Sheever gf

>>162550949
11:59 PM Seattle time
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>Ad Finem has guaranteed invite for the Kiev Major and probably TI as well
How does this make you feel?
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Give me pics of pugna or else
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>>162550945
>still no buffs
reeeee
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>>162551059
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>>162550994
Like there's hope for new teams to replace all the old burnt out ones like EG
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>>162551032
haha Bulldoge memes!
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>purge not scrolling down
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>>162550981
>14,5h
I'll manage
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I NEED A FUCKING TIER LIST OF 7.00 HEROES


WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
IT?
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>>162551059
Any canon pics where Pugna is a trap?
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i literally cannot believe what they are doing to this game
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>>162551075
>le balanced flaming slut of NICE BKB RETARD ZAP
>Needing buffs
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>>162550459
>>162551124
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>>162551248
Anon... pugna is a skeleton...
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is it out yet?
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>>162543168
NEW THREAD.
>>162543168
NEW THREAD.
>>162543168
NEW THREAD.
>>162543168
NEW THREAD.
>>162543168
NEW THREAD.
>>162543168
NEW THREAD.
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>>162551385

take a guess
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>>162551346
Before he was a skeleton, he was a 6 year old boy.
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>>162551265
>extra int talent
>extra mana regen talent
>+200 avalanche damage talent
Super nuker Tiny comin though. I can't wait to buy Eblade Veil Dagon on this fucker and burst 3khp heroes from 100-0 without a single right click.
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>>162551467
Who's that champ? He looks familier
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>>162551469
Wait, I thought it was 13 months.
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>>162551549
some hots champion i think
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The patch will be out by the time I get home from work r..right?

I don't wanna go through another 12 hour day ;_;
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Now that the dust has settled

Monkey King is __________ ?
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>tfw no esports and you have to play dota 3
Fucking end me lads
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>>162551614
fun
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>just trying to have fun on the ptr
>some nigger picks techies
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>>162551614
Shit
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>>162551614
a monkey that's a king
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>>162551606
i'm gonna be at home only 5 hours from now

stop whining
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>>162551614
he can literally fit any role, and I'm not even memeing

MY CAPTCHA IS LITERALLY LOSS
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>>162551469
he's a boy with a boy vagina
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>>162551682

I'm going to pick techies

every
single
game

for a month

and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>>162551569
He was crowned with 13 months.
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Um, dotards
How come Nature's Prophet only gets 6 treants?
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>>162550807
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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After extensive testing here are some Monkey King counters:

Counters at All-Stages:
Treant Protector
Night Stalker
Windrunner
Timbersaw
Wyvern
Naga
Batrider
Underlord
Bane
Invoker
Faceless Void
Beastmaster

Counters at Early/Mid:
Oracle
Razor
Sniper
Visage
Omniknight
Brewmaster
Elder Titan

Needs Further Testing:
Abaddon
Arc Warden
Riki
Sand King
Keeper of the Light
Undying
Templar Assassin
Morphling
Gyrocopter
Clockwerk
Enchantress
Viper
Puck
Lich
Weaver (Support w/ Aghs)

Item Counters:
Euls
Force Staff
Diffusal Blade
Blademail
Atos
Silver Edge
Ethereal Blade
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>reinstall dota after 2 year hiatus last month
>finally get used to the changes, all is well
>7.00 revealed
>mfw

I think it's a sign that I should have never returned.
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>>162551963
>extensive

How extensive?
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>>162551205
don't be a gay, figure it out yourself
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>PPD now owns Evil Geniuses
Make EG great again
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>League HUD
>League map symmetry
>League support scaling
>HOTS talent tree
>Reddit balance
>Crysis 1 max settings system requirements
>Valve thinks this will drive up profit

rmyt
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Who else spamming my boy Slardar?
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>>162552017
About 18 pub matches with him in every match, more if you count the testing I did with bots.
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>>162552108
>only poor fags play this game
>drive up profit

lul
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>>162551963
windwaifu needs a model update like Mirana
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L A D S

LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
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>>162552150
what hero is that
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>>162551934
Melbourne?
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>>162551963
i'd add nyx to that
his 1st has some cast animation, you can counter it with carapace
you can gank him from invis,i guess MK is pretty low hp
you can also wait for his passive proc to carapace
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>>162552227
fuck off
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>>162552270
adelaide
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When was the test patch up yesterday? Fuck cant remember.
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>>162552338
25h43m ago.
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is monkey kang viable offlane or too item reliant
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>>162550938
where is the comic anyway
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Is it time to come back lads?
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>>162552346
17 minutes from now
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>>162552381
you can slap pms and shitton of regen on him and he'll win any lane I believe
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>>162552421
just fuck my shit up senpai
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is atos goodEul on mid lina now? better range, gives hp, more mana and slightly more damage, the biggest downside is inability to purge shit off yourself, mana regeneration is probably not a problem since shrines and runes everywhere
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So when MK is a tree or whatever can you attack him or do you need an aoe/ground target spell or something?
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>>162552176
Wow how fucking extensive
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>>162551851
oh yeah?
i'm going midas armlet hurricane pike lich and theres nothing YOU can do to stop ME
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>>162551963
Jakiro fucking stomps monkey man.
Can scout trees with ice path or if you know which tree hes in just macropyre him down.
Stunned for 4 seconds in macropyre, 6 with ice path.
Also attack speed slows for keeping the jingu count slow
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>>162552540
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>>162552410
No? Play League, don't mind dotards here trying to love this dead game
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>>162552637
>Catching anyone with one of the worst cast animations int he game.
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>>162552598

good choice

lich is going to shitfuck so many garbage monkey kings in lane
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fucking wenough
I go to sleep now
cant take this shit anymore
fuck you valve
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>>162552410
No, the patch isn't live yet.

>>162551032
Don't talk to me or my eleven to twentytwo sons again.
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>>162552598
So who is the fourth Spirit brother?
Void Spirit?
Time Spirit?
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Will player-owned EG become Team Secret/Na'Vi of America and poach ALL the players while never winning anything?
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>>162550807
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>162552760
cum spirit
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>>162551205
You don't play any of them.
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>>162552720
Who's that hero on the cover?
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SEA here.

I dont get it, we still dont have the patch?
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>>162552760
Spirit Spirit he can do everything.
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>>162552760
water?
seems like the only option left
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>>162552760

water spirit hamfisted into indigo instead of blue
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>>162552760
>fire
>storm (read air)
>earth
>???
Hmmm anon this is a tough one.
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>>162552760
who cares LICH CARRY
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>>162552704
If you see him jump there is more than enough time to cast macropyre. Its a slow cast time but its a lot faster than it used to be. Good range too.
All jakiros dot spells keep mk from jumping back into trees too.
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>>162552150
Yeah
I'll be building midas on him now though
the talents are fucking top
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>>162552884
Love?
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>>162552410
play 244 hours more then stop
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>>162552884
Mercury Spirit
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>>162551873
>checking thread after starting to hate neudota and quitting long ago
>the vast majority of posters are talking about how disliking any of the past five or seven patches means you're an autist that just needs to adapt
and thus the community became the destroyer once more
the instant a random faggot starts to type WE instead of I is when the community is created, and then the game is already destroyed
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>>162552760
As stupid as it sounds i want to say arcane or void spirit
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So let's talk about why Techies is fucking cancer again.

The instant stasis trap explosions are fucking horrid and while you can't stack mines anymore, it actually makes the jungle that's now filled with fog fucking different terrain elevation and janky tree placement even more of a fuckfest to go through. Blast Off is legitimately broken as early game nuke and even if it's not even a quarter of how suicide squad was that skill was overkill anyway.

Memepushing.
Proximity mines are a bitch and a half in the new jungle.
No delay and no time limit stasis traps are dirty as fuck.

They actually made the motherfucker still the same old techies that fucks with how everybody plays the game but somehow even made him more team-oriented. I hate it.
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>>162551205
Tier 1:
Axe
Alchemist
Naga Siren
Sven
OD
Faceless Void
Luna
Slardar
Mirana
Morphling
Omniknight
Silencer
Underlord
Wraith King
Juggernaut
Ogre Magi
Elder Titan
Bounty Hunter
Lich
Bane
Shadow Demon

Tier 2:
Lycan
Shadow Fiend
Troll Warlord
Slark
Undying
Queen of Pain
Ursa
Huskar
Rubick
Leshrac
Weaver

Tier 3:
Nyx Assassin
Wyvern
Witch Doctor
Zeus
Ancient Apparition
Shadow Shaman
Enchantress
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>>162552884
>>162552849
Will we get another waternigger?
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>>162552760
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>>162552884
HEED MY CALL
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>>162552760

EARTH STORM AND FIRE

HEED MY CALL

*DUNDUUN DUNUUM*
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What starting items for a jungling Axe now? Is it even worth going Axe jungle?
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Summarize patch in 3 words:


>Fuck farming carries
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>>162553012
What if Morphling just copied his form from Water Spirit, and he's not the original Waternig?
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>>162552176
>18 pub matches from god knows what lowly shitter mmr
>extensive testing
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>>162553104
garbage garbage garbage
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>>162553104
ruined by ui
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>>162553012
>>162552849
>>162552884
>>162552878
hello???
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>>162553104
>update live client
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>>162553104

extremely
bad
interface
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WHERE IS IT
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>>162552990

It's great, isn't it?
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>>162553104
Fuck dota players
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>>162553104
LMAO 4 GOLEM
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>>162553104
desperately needed changes
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>>162553104
Buy more Goy
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>>162553104
Nine sloted hero
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Holy shit EG is going to crash and burn

they had to kick him off the team just to get sumail and universe to stay, I can't imagine they would want him for a boss
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>>162553104
FIXED THE GAME
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>>162553151

>we can't have more than 1 water hero

kay
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>>162553104
Omniknight Every Match
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>>162553104
plus six treants
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>>162553104
League of Storm
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>>162553104
we league now
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>>162553151
no hes a meteor
an ayy lmao
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>>162553104
plus six treants
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Can someone explain me how Notail and Fitjew finds mid player which nobody knows and then win major with him ?
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The new sniper aghs with a lot of rapiers is pretty fun
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>>162553131
That's not even the issue, it's the fact those are test client matches. Test client is essentially 1k because even actually good palyers are fucked over by changes.
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>>162553289
>literally Jerax
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>>162552990
>different terrain elevation and janky tree placement
this

the new jungle is stupid as shit now
what's with all those stairs everywhere and somehow really weird tree placement to probably accommodate treant's and monkey's new skills
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>>162553254
>butterface

Goddamit. I guess you really can't have everything
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>>162552990
all the changes were to make aspects of techies more reliable for fighting
but is he really a better hero overall? you're not gonna get someone to run into a dozen proximity mines, you can't place them outside of trees, and since you can no longer be a shitter with 50% reduced respawn time you have to think about your positioning instead of just instagibbing yourself every time
still, red mines were actually absolute trash in the last patch so any change is a buff, stasis wards no longer stun at all which is bad but it's instant and depositioning so it can be used in a support role, and the silence plus range on the explosion is useful but may more often than not just send you feeding towards an enemy
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>>162553304
you mean badKunkka?
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>>162553075
Anybody?
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>>162553289

Aussies are the most powerful race in the world
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>>162553104
vocal minority whining
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>>162553104
I like it :)
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>>162552990
Patch theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
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>>162553104
SIX WHOLE TREANTS
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>>162550807
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>162553104
Hud for ants
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dotards, now that the dust has settled - is dota more FUN now?
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>>162553304
>It's HighNoon
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>>162553428
>vocal minority lauding
>silent majority leaving
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post best support of 7.00
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>>162553528
We will know once we get it on the live client and get to enjoy the patch with actual peruvian and turkroach teammates
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IS IT LIVE
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>>162553528
It's going to be fun raping Monkey King pickers, now I just have to figure out what the fuck to pick when someone on my team picks him, I'm thinking Earthshaker or Clockwerk might compliment the hero.
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>>162553528
>dust has settled
>patch isn't even out
can we please use memes appropiately?
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>>162553104
LMAO 3 ARROWS
3 ARROWS
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http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=274010
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Fucking valve will release patch at 23:59
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>all these meme changes
>no region lock

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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when does the update go live on the normal servers
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>>162553304
>bad kunkka
>that doesn't have to attack to proc his abilities
>that crits without items
>and that hits all heroes regardless of if they blink or or leave
>and that can do it all at 2000 range

Seems pretty good to me.
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>>162553193
>>162553279
>>162553481
>>162553656

lmao4wolf@yourdoor
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>yfw monkey king junglers will be the new legion commander cancer
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Um dotards won't this new patch invalidate the dotard world map?

http://dota2.gk99.com/eng_map/
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1h
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>wake up
>no patch
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>>162553627
Literally tide/DS/Enigger, ravage enemy teams buttholes while MK drops his monkey army
who shit on everybody with maelstrom procs (if they still work)
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>tfw can't find a game in low priority in dota test

no monkey king for me
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Ilexa Greenrage
Melee Int
1.4 Str 1.8 Agi 4.6 Int
52 base damage
ms 315

Q: Rally, Pally, Dally
Can be cast on allies, self, or enemies for different effects
500 aoe
Nearby allied creeps/summons are directed by Ilexa to attack a specific target and gain additional attack speed and damage, based on a percentage (15/25/35/45%) of Ilexa's current Intelligence. Allied creeps will stop attacking if the target leaves their vision. If cast on an ally, enemy creeps will only attack that hero if they draw aggro as normal, but the enemy creeps suffer a 75% attack speed penalty. Works on summons for half the values.
Lasts 8 seconds. Cooldown 30/25/20/15
150 mana

W: I Wood'nt Do That!
Ilexa's journeys with the Green Sage allowed her to develop a deep connection to the flora of the land, who'll gladly aid her and her allies in a time of need. Ilexa covers her ally in thorny vines, that lash out at and whip attackers. Incoming attacks are blocked reflected at 15/17/19/21% of their incoming damage. Lasts for 10 seconds or for 7 attacks, whichever comes first.
Cooldown: 14 seconds, 125 mana

E: Idolism
Passive
800 aoe
Ilexa, being young and fixated with legend, becomes attached to a hero, awed by their deeds. The more time you spend with a particular ally, the more time Ilexa grows fond of them. After 2 minutes of spending time with that hero, Ilexa will create an aura that fills the ally in question with confidence and bravado.

The ally gains a stack of +5 movement speed and +15 attack speed. Leaving the aoe will break the fixation Ilexa has on them. Stacks linger for 3 seconds.
Stacks: 1/2/3/4

R: Great Heroism
Passive
Ilexa feels the pain of her allies and surges her battle spirit to an unrelenting fury. Each time any allied hero takes 300 damage (before reductions), Ilexa will gain a charge. Each charge recudes her cooldowns by 1 second. If Ilexa reaches 17/15/13 charges, she can zero cooldown of 1 ability, or reduce the cooldown of an ultimate by 80%.
Mana: 250/400/650
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>>162553665
Why don't they test like before? Like Why?
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>http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=273989
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>http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=273989
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>http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=273989
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>http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=273989
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>http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=273989
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How you want your talents?
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>>162553719
>840 damage fissues before factoring in base damage or plus damage from items
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The patch made me want to start playing, only watched streams so far

teach me senpais

my twitch is praisekek1

You are just waiting for the patch anyway
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>>162553396
>but is he really a better hero overall?
Honestly? I'd say yes.

The mine stacking might be gone but the new proximity mines actually make traversing the jungle really difficult. The general fear of his traps haven't been reduced but has actually been made more tedious. Yes. New Techies is now more annoying than ever. For once you actually have to think about the stupid shit you do instead of making idiots go afk with ten fucking clarity potions on to bumfuck nowhere while their team 4v5s.

And he can finally be picked to punish melee team comps again.
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>>162553740
The what?
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>>162553693
>Thinking Valve would region lock servers when 80% of the player base (Russians, Peruvians, and SEAmonkeys) play on servers other than their alloted/provided ones

Stupid hothead toad
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>no patch
>wake up
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>>162553627
Monkey king goes good with anyone who can keep people nailed down. Pair him with Techies and Treant to form the junglefucker trio.
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PATCH FUCKING WHEN
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UPDATE 7

http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

RELEASE IN ONE HOUR

UPDATE 7

http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

RELEASE IN ONE HOUR
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>>162553810
literally just start playing the tutorials
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Alliance shifts into independent organisation! For full press release, visit:
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>>162553740
>tiny dota map is 10% of the entire world
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>>162553856
>no contaminated region for those third world shitter

just imagine the war zone
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>>162553776
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/
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>>162553740
>gk99 DOT com

no way i'm clicking that nigga,
8 decides what I click
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>>162553927
>Have 1 year to make a patch
>Need to hotfix some obvious critical bugs 1 hour before release
nice
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>>162554008
Click this
*unzips*
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>>162554008
The link in this post >>162553740
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>>162554008
CLICK THIS
>>162554004
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>>162553825
doesn't really counter melee at all since any dumb retard will be able to kill the mine way ahead of time, so it shits more on ranged heroes than melee heroes considering they're naturally squishier and you're only ever placing the mines in trees. i don't think uphill is gonna cut it at all if they have reactions faster than a dead eel
but the hero was definitely superbuffed from last patch where he was dead in the water, i'm just reminiscing over the time where he wasn't a garbage hero
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>>162553810
u sound like a manlet shitskin
2/10
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>>162554059
stop being so entitled
>>
>>162554059

how does it feel to be a terrorist now?
>>
thinkgin about buying a 1mmr account
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>PPD will NEVER play pro dota again

;______________________;
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>>162553825
Proximity mines save him a ton of mana when trying to make lethal traps with remote mines. It's basically an aghs remote mine for less than half the cost.
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>>162554008
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/
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>>162553963
>not realising the map is out of scale and is meant to be fuckhueg
The Ancients are fucking mountains and the shit that surrounds them is a metropolis. Neutral camps are towns and shit. Every time you kill a neutral camp you a pillaging a village for its warez so you can buy shit.
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>>162554105
ilexa is not for sexual
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>>162553776
Idolism is pretty bad, both in design and actual effect.
For one, it's only 800 aoe and takes 2 minutes to gain a single stack. Or you're saying leveling it up increases the max stacks? Why not just increase the stats then, it makes it sound like you have to be butt buddies for 8 minutes to get 20 movespeed and 60 attack speed, which is definitely not good for how much time you gotta invest, whether it be 2 minutes or 8 honestly.

Second, she has basically no ganking potential, only retard saving potential and requires creeps or summons to even use one of her abilities. It falls off super hard to say the least.

Third, because she has no ganking potential and one abilitiy requires her to babysit for minutes at a time, she's just going to sit in lane hogging experience all game. It's League tier design philosophy.

8/10 thematically, 3/10 to actually play.
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>PPD is EG CEO.
lmao what.
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>>162554209
ILEXA IS FOR RAPE
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>>162554059
tolles Leoparden Fell hast du da, Bernd
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>>162554242
he's not but that would've been the next logical step for someone who is good with shekels
>buy out your boss, reap profits
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>>162553104
buy a midas
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Movespeed, or mana regen on techies? Are the EXP and gold boost talents actually useful on him?
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>>162554220
There wasn't enough space to write out that from the 2 minute point she gives a charge every 30 seconds. Basically it's for duo/trilane rape, roaming rape. It's mostly a laning phase skill that has a little utility when teamfights break out. Maybe the 2 minutes is a little long, though.
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How many hours left?
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>>162552995
>no Dazzle in Tier 1
you fucked up desu
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So is Monkey Kingu broken or not? Seeing conflicting messages
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>OG won moneyz
>going on vacation
>have fun
>enjoy their lives
>play doto again then
I'm so jealous ffs
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POST LEWD CROPS AND/OR SLUTS
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>no cute waifus in Dota 2

Explain this, dotafags.
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>>162554515
9hrs 48min
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ILEXA IS FOR ____________
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>>162552760
Purple Haze spirit
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>Pick Ilexa
>get raped in lane

dotards?
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>>162554412
mana regen on techies is deceptively useless because all your mana gains is from dropping your inventory and using soulring
is what a retard would say, passive perma clarity is better than movespeed when your suicide now has massive range and all your other shit can be done at your own pace
gold boost is probably not useful in the least because you farm at the speed of light and only need a couple items before it starts getting less and less useful, but xp can be nice if it's an early talent
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>>162554515
48 min
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>>162554530
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>>162554545
I really can't. I mean there are some cute girls in dota but League is, well, leagues ahead.
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>>162554545
WR
CM
Lina
Venge
Rubick
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>>162551614
a support deleter
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>>162554556
LOVING
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>>162554545

I'd say Lina, CM, DP and WR qualify as cute.

Doesn't change that LoL has a much superior waifu game
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>>162553104
lazy balancing talents
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>750 damage mines

THE TOWER BUSTER IS BACK
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Why is there this much bitching on a Singaporean newsprint forum?
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>Repel can no longer be dispelled

DOTARDS? HOW THE HELL IS EVERYONE GOING TO REACT TO THIS? JUST WAIT TILL THE DURATION RUNS OFF?
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>>162554582
Expensive utility items are really powerful on techies because he gets a free octarine core at level 25 if he doesn't go terrorist build.
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>>162554474
It's way too long to the point of being useless. It's just bad Bloodlust anyways. I'd just throw it out honestly.

Same with her Q, her W is interesting, but that's most just because it's Refraction and Dispersion making a single skill.

Her ult is just weird and obtuse.
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>>162554545
It's fucking criminal how much high quality porn this slut gets.
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>>162554529
>dota dies in a few years
>they can't unlearn it
>either stream other video games or work min wage for the rest of their life
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>>162551059
>Hereby it is manifest, that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man. . . . In such condition there is no place for industry, because the fruit thereof is uncertain: and consequently no culture of the earth; no navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by sea; no commodious building; no instruments of moving and removing such
things as require much force; no knowledge of the face of the earth; no account of time; no arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all,
continua] fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short

>Thomas Hobbes, 1588-1679


https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/de/Treant_rival_01.mp3

RMYT
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>>162554545
>Riots success as a company has almost solely hinged on making a game with good waifus

desu I think this is the only reason that overwatch is big right now, and its the most important part of a game and why TF2 never got huge
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How to fix monkey king: Reduce the duration of the jingu stacks by a lot.
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>>162554545
>needing waifus to play a videogame
this is beyond pathetic
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>>162554619
I miss fucking someone in the butt
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>>162551963
>Item Counters
>no quelling blade
???
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>>162554678
>25% damage
>Longer cooldown
>they literally do less than before.

Techies is exclusively for map control now. Laning and farming is a bit better too.
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*teleports behind u*
*unsheathes 5+6 treants*
psh, nothing personal kid..
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CAN PUDGE HOOK WUKONG WHILE CHILLING IN THE TREES??????
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>>162554625

Rubick's truly the cutest

Not even LeL can compete
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>>162554785
Yes
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>>162554678

Better yet, create a satanic circle of death around runes with a rooting trap in the middle.

Rush a bloodstone and create a fucking minefield.
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behold

the solution to all of your hot monkey dick problems
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THANK YOU BASED ICEFROG
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>>162552884
heart
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>>162554545
>masturbating to animated/fantasy girls
>not fucking real women
I'm glad dota is ahead of league
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They better not release the patch when this UI is 100 percent garbage shit.
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Can someone post the lich "fuck off" pic
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I heard rumors that they removed the "HOLY SHIT!!!" announcer voice lines. Can anyone confirm?
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>>162554758
Physical damage is quartered against towers because of their armor and armor type. What's big is that he can blow up a whole creep wave and the range on the mind explosion is huge.
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>>162554831
What are those LoL champs?
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>>162554749
>not wanting cute girls in your video games
are you gay? not that there's anything wrong with that league has some good bp too
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>>162554764
*teleports behind furion*
*unsheathes manta style*
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>>162554842
>not masturbating to Korean puppet shows
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>>162554703
-60 respawn time is ridiculous though, i could never pass up that
it also makes up for the removal of the suicide respawn reduction
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>>162554874
False
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>>162554874
fuck off, not this shit again
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>>162554714
>Stream other video games

Yeah what a terrible fate that is, video game streamers make almost six figures easily if they're popular off of subscribers and donations.
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>>162554810
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Opinions on the mankey kang terrain item?
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Who fucking designed this jungle? Who thought it was a good idea to just randomly place ramps everywhere for shits and giggles?

I played a game earlier with some fucktard that instalocked techies. It's absurd how much the terrain changes benefit that hero now.
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>Evil Geniuses have appointed former Dota 2 player and The International 5 champion Peter "ppd" Dager as its new CEO. Dager will oversee Evil Geniuses' operations across multiple esports games.

http://www.espn.com/esports/story/_/id/18262358/2016-evil-geniuses-alliance-leave-parent-company-goodgame

DOTARDS??????????????????????
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>>162554608
they fug?
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>>162554832
So what is lycan now? Can he still jungle effectively without the attack speed?
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>>162554947
costs money
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>>162554545
weve got real waifus
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Who /comfy listening to Purge while waiting for patch/?
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>>162554906
this weeabum pleases me greatly
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>>162551614

A desperate grab for chinabux
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>>162554842
This is 4chan, anon. Everyone here has a waifu.
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>>162553104
lategame is hell
>>
So guys is this the proper method?
>on loading screen while players are connecting, type in letters "Monk" and press enter to pre-select monkey king
>position cursor over the 'lock in hero button' and spam clicks

is there any keybind to select hero?
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WHERES TEH FUCKING PATCH
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>>162554957
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>>162554957
>Fear been with EG way longer.
>Gets shafted for PPD and his ugly girlfriend.
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>>162554993
h-here
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>>162554864
Hey it feels nice you know
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>>162554947
It's a recycled Immortal Garden with some new stuff added like monkeys and chinese buildings.
Definately not worth the money
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>>162554992
Feels fucking bad man.
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>>162554957
Just fuck my Dota 2 pro scene up fampie
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>>162555014
while that may be true, it shouldn't be a requirement for any videogame to contain them. besides, having more than one waifu is fucking heresy
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>>162555065
How is it recycled, they look nothing alike.
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>>162554917
>>162554914

so its not true? thank god.
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>>162554878
It's magic damage, buildings don't have magic resistance, it's just inbuilt into the skill to only do a quarter of its usual damage.

Speaking of, Viper's level 25 skill that lets him do poison attack to structures is really really shit. 28 extra damage a second for 2 seconds is just a bad version of Corrosive Breath.

Maybe if it did triple damage but this is legitimately the second worst talent in the game. +10 stats offer better dps to towers and by level 25 you're just right clicking them down. If this was a level 10 skill it would be fine.
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>>162554864
a hole is a hole anon.
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Who /AGITATEDASFUCKANDWILLNOTACCEPTWAITING/ here
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>>162550807
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>162554983
lycan kind of lost a bit of jungling in that howl spam is less effective at daytime and you need to level aura if you want your wolves to tank creeps, but otherwise he's more or less identical

his carrying abilities got pretty nutty lategame now that you can have 33 duration 51 cooldown shapeshift
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>>162553591
bullshit, her aghs change made her worse
>>
>it's supposed to be out today
>they're still hotpatching the Test Client
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>>162555014
damn, i thought we and /pol/ were not that degenerate
>>
Where is the fucking patch

I haven't played since 2015
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>He didnt get saved from the dumpster he's been in since his chemo

ONE FUCKING JOB ICEFRAUD
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>>162555131
I'm saying that it's not actually less damage because of the reduction since physical damage has a huge reduction against buildings too.
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PATCH. THIS. FUCKING. GAME. RIGHT. NOW.
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>pick goblin shitters
>place stasis wards all over the enemy jungle
>they trigger instantly and can't be dewarded
>enemy farming speed and map movement reduced to zero
>>
>offlaners and the iron talon meme dream
>this entire patch exclusively wants to FUCK JUNGLERS

I love it.
>>
>>162555043
>wanting a autistic manchild as CEO
as much as I like Fear I gotta say he's not fit for that shit
>>
ok so I have adjusted my treant protector build so I get an OoV at the start
Is it worth building into skadi or just tossing the orb later when the late game pulls in?
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>>162555171
>support CM
>buying an Aghs

>>162555231
Oh ok.
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>>162555126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvMcA-FCViE

they replaced the aegis ground textures with a circle dragon texture and added another layer on top
its recycled like that in many different places
>>
>loli radiant creep becomes a courier/pet because reddit
>won't let her be in the comics and fanfics
>they'll let valve jew them because they like getting fucked in the ass

Knowingly ripping off the community is one thing, but "it's okay if Valve does it" is no excuse. They can't include the MK terrain with the arcana is just EA level lew shit.
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>>162555043
I think PPD is just a better fit for it
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when's patch
i'm bored
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>>162555252
>Fear
>Manchild

Autistic sure I'll give you that but I don't think he's any less mature than Peter.
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>>162555214
i'm still triggered by 4.2 so i'm glad he remains dumpster tier
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>>162555315
wew
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>>162555247
So with the spawn changes and iron talon changes jungling is officially outlawed, yeah?
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>>162554957
this is gonna be puppey and cyborgfatt all over
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>>162554878
You're right actually I totally forgot about that for some reason.

So yeah, tower pushing is the same I think. New techies seems pretty good desu. It may sound cancerous, but I think jungling at lvl 3 might be decent because of the damage increase. Unless you get magic reduction creeps anyways.
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>white devil holing up the patch
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So what is Valve's reasoning for trying to make Monkey King THE hero of the Dota universe?
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PATCH THIS FUCKING GAME
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P
A
T
C
H
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>decide to watch purge stream
>he keeps staying on one small change 3x as long as its worth talking about
now I remember why I watched the vods at 1.5x speed instead
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>>162555350
>mfw 4.2 PL.
>mfw he could push three lanes on his own against megacreeps like nothing.
>mfw I often killed people after main hero died in lategame with just my juxtapose illusions raping the living shit out of enemy
>mfw 70%+ winrate

I enjoyed that hero so much lfmao
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH

REEEEEEEEE
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>>162555171
you didn't had a chance to get aghs on her that often and it's roughly the same
root buffs and jungle change benefits her massively though
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>>162555387

Chinese audience
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>>162555387
he's their OC Donut Steel
>>
GIVE PATCH OR I POST SLARK LEWDS
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What are the best counters to Monkey King? I want to ruin people's fun.
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>>162554957
peter is never coming back to esports now

also not sure if he's experienced or qualified enough to this but I hate EG so who gives a shit
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>TFW you're mains is even besterer than be5
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>>162555315
how does he fit that many projectiles into a single barrel, and aim the gun in such a way that every single one hits its intended target even if they're mobile
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wait, is the patch meant to hit the main cilent today? that seems really soon given that me have a new map/hero/talents
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>>162555387
Chink pandering.
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>tfw ppd is the CEO of EG now
>probably won't compete ever again

I am sad
>>
Who's gonna win Kiev major?
>>
>>162555440
Why would you watch his analysis anyway? Hes like 4k
>>
>>162555387
The better question is why they decided he needed to be 'le awkward nerd funney no confidence xDDD'

Also they only give a shit about China, as shown by the patch notes only being available in Chinese for 45 fucking minutes.
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>>162555043
>wanting as passive, mumbling everydayman as a CEO
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So what the fuck does Shrine achieve?

This shit seems unnecessary.
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>>162555536
Filthy Dwarf technomancy
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>>162555536
Anime logic.
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>>162555556
OG
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>>162555214
You're kidding right?

>All other illusion heroes get nerfed slightly
>SK scepter no longer rapes his illusions
>Got a significant buff to phantom rush
>Talents are all pretty godlike
>Talents carry OVER to illusions.

So unless I'm mistaken you're illusions quickly get more hp, you can cd reduction on everything (Bot/Manta/escapes), THEN you get 15% magic resist on all illusions, and then you can get a nice +20 strength or phantom rush.

He's still not great, but he's way better.
>>
>>162554545
Windranger
Drow Ranger (basically Ashe, but hotter and still as much of a cunt)
Crystal Maiden if you like bimbos
Lina
Templar Assassin
Ogre Magi

also
>playing a game because it has boobs rather than good core mechanics
and I thought I was pathetic, are all League players this hopeless?
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>mfw Kelly becomes CEO of [A]lliance
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>PPD CEO
>Loda & Akke CEO of Alliance even if Akke isn't playing anymore

L M A O
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>>162555556
Got to see people play new patch
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>>162555536
Aghanims is the magic addition to tech.
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>>162555547
>implying he isn't going for the first owner/player TI win
>>
>>162555214
stack attack speed, dumbass. Illusions are broken right now, good thing pubbies don't read patch notes
>>
So how long have your games been?

I thought the talent system and extra bounty runes were going to make snowballing even easier but the shrines are absolutely bullshit. They make highground siege complete hell and players are actually smart enough now to defend their tier two towers.
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>>162555608
Supports suiciding on creeps made Icefrog sperg out
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>>162555349
>refuses to talk
>mature
nah Peter is better
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>>162555547

I hope ppd enjoys his new life of legal bullshit and negotiating

six months, tops
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>>162555564
>'le awkward nerd funney no confidence xDDD'
Wukong is anything but someone with no confidence, the fuck are you smoking.
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>>162555556
navi
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>>162555315
>all this chinashit recently
is it the eastern hemisphere that wants the game massively casualized? i had never thought about the fucking chinese being behind this, but they have all the awful mmos and free to play games that are as simple as it gets but take immense time don't they?
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patch?....
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>>162555556
ask again after reshuffles and shit

though if it's not navi the crowd will probably leave
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>>162555683
Try listening to the english voice acting lines then, dumb fuck.
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>>162555440
>10 hour video
>patch notes can be read in 20 minutes
"wow dude he spends a little too long on his analysis"

ya think?
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>>162555620
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>>162555679
But Icefrog gave spawn timers increase if you suicided.
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>>162555632
What if its Bulldog?
>>
cant wait for blogposts about teammates leveling wrong talons and stealing their FUCKING shrine reg
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>>162555668
40~ minutes

Rape the enemy team into submission in their own jungle then push rax/tier 2
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>>162555626
the crystal maiden (Rylai) does not actually know what the dick (penis) is , and as such is not actually a "bimbo" . please don ' t say that in here , okay . ?
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>ppd is officially forever retired

NA Dota needs their savior back.
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>wake up
>take a shit
>masturbate to loli
>eat leftover pizza
>shitpost
>no patch
>>
>>162555742
Damn jerax needs to get fit he'd look great
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>>162555656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
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>>162554957
Holy shit
>nobody in HoN
>Takes the reigns from Clinton "Big Dick 'fuck me daddy - rtz' FearDarkness" Loomis in one of dota2's most hilariously bad teams and turns it into a good one instead
>retires
>becomes the company's CEO
Is PPD going to be the first /d2g/ president?
>>
>>162555729
>"I'll show them!"
>"Even I have my limits!"
>"What you're dead already?"
Yeah, very little confidence there buddy. Good job.
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So hyperbole aside, how do you like the talent system? Along with the other major changes this patch.
Be honest anon, you don't have to look cool on the internet.
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>>162555043
Fear has no ambitions, he doesn't make a good corporate man
>>162555532
It's probably just a title and a publicity job. He's still repairing the teamhouse toilets
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>>162555747
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>>162555762
CM gets pounded hard by Sven on the reg' definitely. She fucks others for sure, Lina knows how much of a whore she is.
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>Hey Artour did you hear? PPD is EG CEO now.
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WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>162555841
shakes things up and keeps it from being stale as fuck desu, it's welcomed.
>>
>>162555858
Do you think he still remembers.
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>wake up
>no patch
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>>162555787
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>>162555680
He seems to be fine behind the scenes in TrueSight. He's probably just socially awkward or shy.

He's a fucking professional dota player after all.
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>>162555841
Icefrog is a madman but in the long run the talent system is good.

It allows for even more avenues of balancing. And let's be honest here --- we all want to make Carry Lich a thing.
>>
PATCH
A
T
C

WHEN
H


N
E
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>>162555841

the talents are really bad and not needed at all

can't tell on the jungle if it'll make every game a boring shitfest with a predictable jungler who peeks his head out after every minute because camps spawn so slowly like league where every fucking game has the same lanes, forever

map and balance changes are okay
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>>162555841
Dota 2 was my first moba and I like it overall, it needs some balancing but some of the options are fantastic
>>
I wonder if PPD knew he was gonna get EG all along, he wouldn't have taken a shitty manager job otherwise
>>
30 min
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>>162555624
finall is time for 3 robs with moonshard builds
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>>162555841
seems pretty ok

I wanna play my solo rpg farm game

>inb4 no one wants to finish a game before everyone is level 25, average match duration increases to an hour
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WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>QB and talon damage nerfed
>meanwhile BF still gives % based bonus
>>
>Walk into lane
>Enemy melee hero has a QB
>Can't CS unless you are a melee hero with a QB because hes denying with 80~ damage

Good stuff
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>>162555976
>2.26% win rate

My man
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>>162555975
Holy shit i forgot about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c54McFO3Dc
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>>162555902
>[muffled "ALRIGHT WE LOST GG WHO'S DOWN TO ABANDON" and Team Secret contracts being signed in the distance]
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>>162555656
Race between Bloodseeker and Bara when?
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WHERE IS THE PATCH
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>ppd is never coming back
i'm gonna cry guys
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ITS UP RESTART STEAM
https://steamdb.info/app/570/subs/
https://steamdb.info/app/570/subs/
https://steamdb.info/app/570/subs/
https://steamdb.info/app/570/subs/
https://steamdb.info/app/570/subs/
ITS UP RESTART STEAM
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>>162555536
>headcanon
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>>162555778
>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of the bed
>masturbate to loli
>eat leftover pizza
>shitpost
>no patch
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>>162555841
I am not sure how to feel on them yet. They seem kind of pointless, except some 25 ones. Like +2 wolves on lycan is insane, but the random + 40 damage doesnt really matter when almost every carry has them. I will have to play more to tell.

The jungle and rune changes are interesting for sure though.

Backpack is a god send as a support, but it may be a little too powerful on cores, especially Alch.
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>>162555656
RANDY ORTON
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>>162555859
i can only say this one more time (.. i will not be back ..) , but the crystal maiden (Rylai) doesant know what the dick (penis) is , Lina does but doesant tell the crystal maiden (Rylai) what , it is . Sven ?
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Patch is taking fucking ages someone link me some Sheever webms
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>testing a patch for months
>don't notice half the tooltips don't work until an hour before it's supposed to be live
And how much money do these people make?
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>>162555841
the talents system is great
shrines need to go tough
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>>162555682
He's been talking about finding a stable future after a player career.
>>
7.0 when?
my client is not downloading any updates
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>patch still isn't live
>they are still releasing hotfixes for the test client
>they are still not done
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>>162554125

I am not :)
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>>162555975
>>162556080
>tfw i still dont understand the floor meme
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>>162555564
>'le awkward nerd funney no confidence xDDD'
He's a cheeky fucker and so damn arrogant he makes Invoker look humble
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>>162555214
feels fucking bad man, he was my favorite hero even in 6.86 until he got unplayable
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>162556080
Whats that girls name again? She's one of the few girls in gamin that is actually good at her job.
>>
>>162556059
That's just the number of people on Dotabuff who have that achievement, like 99% of the people who started playing that year probably quit.
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>>162555902
That is one chubby jew
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>>162556174
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>>162556248
RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>162555626
>turn rate
>good core mechanics

The rest of the moba community is about 3 years ahead of you guys at this point.
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>>162555841
Pretty good. Don't listen to >>162555975

Its not impossible that they could lead to that situation. But the difference is (as I understand since i haven't played LoL) these dota talents are better because they're skilled IN game. Because they're skilled in game there are not necessarily "optimal" skills since they'll be reactive.

If you crush your lane and your carry gets locked down, then going for a "carry" build on a 4 position hero is possibly viable.

The talents for carries make them more unique and interesting as well since they happen often. They all power-gating to be more dynamic and different timings to be adjusted.

I think its a good mechanic, but the numbers might be a nightmare to fix. Look at fucking NP "is it better than 6 treants though" lvl 25 talent.

>>162556185
I'm worried more about this. Having 1-2 outside seems ok. Especially if they're vulnerable after tier 1s are down. But 5 in base seems insane.
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>>162554625
>>162554648
>no mention of T'n'A
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>>162555608
More control over your jungle, so you don't trade junglers after tier 1s fall every game
>>
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>
>>162555841
>steal from hots
>do it wrong

shit i dunno
if any change applied to dota seriously makes me say "heroes of the storm did it better" then it's a bad change for dota

i like both, but there's a reason talents exist in hots and they're better pulled off than these two-choice, generic, uninteresting pieces of shit
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>>162556248
5 hours
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>>162556258
I know I was just making a shit and retarded joke
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I NEED MY PATCH


AAAAAAAAAAH
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>>162555778
>wake up
>take a loli
>masturbate to pizza
>eat leftover shit
>shitpost
>no patch
>>
>>162556197
I don't think anyone expected a perfectly fixed patch the day after it was introduced to the test client.
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>>162556174
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>wake up
>prepare piss jug
>text Blitz
>start up stream
>say "Yellow Everybody"
>spend 8 hours being wrong
>no patch
>>
>>162556132
>no item CD on swap if in shop
>mini fountain at secret shop

each team's secret shop went from being dangerous for the enemy team to straight up suicidal
>>
>>162554957
is PPD the Triple H of dota?
>>
>>162554648
no broodmilf?
>>
>>162556297
She has a "secret" so she doesn't count
>>
>>162556054
Didn't you hear, ricing is coming back
>push nerfed
>kills nerfed
>shrines give more control over the map
>people want to go late to get le fun talents
>people will pick the greedy xp/gold talents
I hope you liked your hots patches, the real dota is back now
>>
>>162556287
>le mao i attack you while i run away

Yeah truly this shit is the fucking future you repulsive lelbabby
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
mask of madness is finally a TRUE item for MADmen
>>
>waking up today around 8 hours ago hoping to play me some dota 3
>the game is still not patched and I'll have to go to sleep in around 4 or so hours to get up to work tomorrow

Fuck you too icefrog

I'll be lucky to play 2 games today.
>>
>>162552815
a blizzard hero iirc
>>
>>162555556
our boy artour
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>>162556217
Back when dota esports was basically just Tobi casting from a basement and licensed music didn't mute your vods the intermissions on his channel had the drowning pool bodies song all the fucking time
>>
what if mom spectre
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>>162556325

>just ixmike things
>>
>play 10v10
>literally just a clusterfuck of russians all going mid
>>
>>162556287
turn rate is a not a bad mechanic you fuck, it makes going in deep more risky, and punishes you for being a stupid motherfucker
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>Wake up
>4 AM
>Play some ranked in main client
>Play some test client
>Play some Black Desert
>Eat some soup for breakfast
>No patch
>Time to play some Deusex
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Who's the fourth brother?
>>
>>162556361
jesus fuck I want to kiss her
>>
>>162556386
I am interested in all the stealth hero shenanigans. You even get bounty runes to keep you less behind, more jungle to work with, and low health guys running right into your territory for the fountains.
>>
>>162556460
You and me both, friend. Considering going to sleep early and waking up several hours before work.
>>
>>162556434
Resident Evil 4 - The MOBA
"you need to stop to shoot xD"
>>
>>162556432
>le 90 minute game every game
>>
>>162556325
wft we hav ean yx hly shit
>>
>>162556361
Gross, isn't this slut like in her 30s by now
>>
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>>162556520
>>
>>162556554
space/aether
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>wake up
>blink to toilet
>masturbate to empty mana bars
>eat leftover moonshard
>sunder cabal
>no patch
>>
when is the update live i just wanna play
>>
>All these people crying this patch sucks
>demanding patch next day
NANI?
>>
>>162556486
Ohh, i see it now, thank you anon!
>>
>>162556554
Not a clue. It's probably someone already in the game or someone we know about, but I want to hope that valve took the opportunity to tease a new hero.
Also the comics are fucking great, I wish we got more of them.
>>
>>162556554
Skeleton King
>>
>>162556554

Kush Spirit
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>162556650
get out weebo
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>>162556432
>casually suggested hero kills should give -10% gold and exp
>casually suggested creeps should give 20% bonus exp and gold
>people laughed at me, called me crazy, and said it would kill dota and return it to 4p1 ricefests
>ToastyToad nerfs hero kills
>ToastyToad buffs passive gold gain and experience gain
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
AHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
IT'S ME! I'M THE ONE LAUGHING

AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>162556256
kaci aitchison
>>
>>162556741
lmfao
>>
When are we going to get a female hero again? ;_;
>>
mmr reset when
>>
>invoker now gets double forge spirits at lvl 15 which dhould have been passive at lvl 9
>his lvl 25 is his old AOE defening blast which should be gained passively at lvl 23 and a meme -15 reduction pn tornado
>remove his passive stats gain with reagents and make his invoke lvl once with nothing else to gain from lvling up(lol nice ult icefrog)

Why did he do this? QOP,storm,tinker get so much out of their skill tress invoker just gets to be a shit version of his old self. His AOE blast isnt even a true stun anymore!

>REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>its patch day
>no patch

uh dotards???
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>wake up
>no (You)s
>no patch either
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I equally love patch shitposting and actual patches
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>>162555378
white ppl baka t.bh f.am
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>Wake up
>Surge to toilet
>Masturbate to Illusion Wall replicas
>Eat leftover Blink Dagger
>Deploy strategically
>No patch
>>
wtf i hate rod of atos now
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>>162556789
nobody likes playing against your bullshit hero, fuck off
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>>162556751
▶they casually made heroes give 20% more gold and xp
▶they casually made creeps give 40% less gold and xp
▶now they make this change and it's still a hero brawler
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>>162556683
F
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>>162556768
Next year anon.
The most important part about wukong's introduction is that he opens the gate for actual new heroes to be put into the game.
Maybe we'll even get deadwood one day, or his spiritual successor.
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>>162556809
>>
>>162556878
why, it fucks up way more heroes now
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>>162556297
>'Juggs'
>no mention of her feminine dick
shit vn
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>>162556789
>my hero was OP last patch he should be OP this patch too
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>>162556768

We need a female keen.
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>>162555782
ty :)
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>>162554924
Maybe I'm a weak shit, but I can't see myself keeping up a happy mask for my viewers
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>162555841
the talent system makes it harder to judge waht your opponents will be throwing at you and forces you to pay attention to more than just their items in the late game. It also allows more varity and brodens roles even further, with his level 25 talent and a rod of Atos, Dazzle could run mid even more effectively now with all the harass he now has access too, or his heal bomb turns into a heal nuke that has the potential to end teamfights really early, or keep them going on longer.

tl;dr talents r gud, and dazzle #1 sustain
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>>162556809
Have a (you)
>>
This game is officially League of Legends now. Fuck Valve and fuck Icefrog.
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>>162553075
>Jungle Axe
>Ever
Why?
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>Wake up
>Kill CM
>No patch
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>>162556875
meh last one was way better
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>wake up
>drive to work
>get in traffic collision
>remain uninjured
>no patch
>>
Patch me up doc
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>>162557003
Holy shit so that's how big it is now.
>>
>>162556518
This is why the lower class should be kept away from such things
>>
>>162557003
Is jack sparrow kunkka actually viable now?
Given my kunkka abilities I could still miss with that I bet.
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Anyone else think a roaming 4 CK would be pretty viable? Get the aghs to clone your carry, pretty good control in fights, and can transition into a carry easily.
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>wake up
>hurricane pike to toilet
>masturbate to peeping low-mobility heroes
>eat leftover tangoes
>hoho haha shrapnel
>no patch
>>
>>162556751
Get on my level.

I suggested Tidebringer should be active

I suggested Techies shouldn't have a skill where he puts a deposit on the map, and just gets free kills at some point of the game without even noticing. Though I suggested making the mines have a big enough delay to run over safely, but you could blow them manually too
>>
check the dev forums

patch in 15 minutes

get hype
>>
>>162557163
>checking reddit

LMAO
>>
>>162556994
I think level 25 Omni still beats a level 25 Dazzle in healing for a single hero, but yeah Dazzle healing an entire team for 220 every shadow wave, that's pretty strong.

I kinda wanted Icefrog to go full madman and make it so that shallow graved targets are immune to remove the Axe counter to it like how Wraith King can remove his mana burn counter to Reincarnation.

But I suppose that's super situational and arguably completely fucking broken.
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>wake up
>hold patch hostage
>>
>>162556962
>invoker
>OP

What was OP about him you fucking shitter?
>>
>>162556256
>girls in gamin
She's literally a reporter from the Seattle FOX station.
So chalk that up to a rare good decision by Valve, for hiring a reporter to report on their event, rather than a "Community Manager" or some other incompetent just because they like DotA.
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>Purge doesn't know how root works

Jesus Christ
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>>162556518
>Can I get some A1
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>>162557146
My sides
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>>162557003
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>162557207
root is different between abilities, retard.

he raised a valid question
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STARCRUMPETS BTFO!!!!!!

>incontrol basically the face of EG during esports boom along with idra
>they make PPD, some nobody who plays a '>rts where you only control one unit' the CEO

How will starcraft shitters ever recover? Even in the professional world dota players are regarded much higher than sc2 shitters.
>>
>>162556296
yup, my lolbab friends convinced me to play a game with them and you picked your talents and runes before the game started, locking you into a role and making you stick to it. I was the ADC, and couldn't do fuck all besides hit creeps and heros.

I like what Icefrog did, it makes the late game much more varied and unpredictable
>>
I don't get why +200 damage at level 7 is ok since it's only half the time and only when he's attacking heroes
>>
>>162557231
whats A1
>>
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>coming back after a few years and 2.4k hours played
I'm going to regret this
>>
>>162557003
Now I'll never miss a torrent again

I'll probably still miss tons of torrents :v
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Guys I'm monitoring the steam updates so you don't have to. I'll tell you when the update hits so you don't have to get trolled, kay?
>>
>>162554648
>>162556297
>>162555626
No mention of QoP
>>
>>162557283
Yeah if you're gonna let monkey kang wail on you for like 4-5s you probably deserve to die anyway
>>
>>162557003
Literally goodTidehunter.
>>
>>162556518
>>162557231
What's A1?
>>
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>>162557207
>dota
>consistent
>>
>>162557332
a type of steak sauce
>>
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>wake up
>*sluuurrrrrrprpppppppppp*
>*slsllsuuuuurururrprpprprprpprprpupp*
>*slurururururpruprurpurpurpurpurpurpurpurpurpuppppppppppp*
>no patch
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>wake up
>teleport to toilet
>masturbate to 6 treants
>eat leftover gold
>feel nature's wrath
>no patch
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>wake up
>no patch to improve performance on the test client
>>
>>162557352

Sex appeal != Cute
>>
Gentlemen let me show you TI7 winning lineup.

Lich
Techies
Lycan
Treant
Visage
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>wake up
>settle quarry
>no patch
>>
>>162557352
QoP isn't cute, she's sexy as hell sure, but I wouldn't call a succubus 'cute'
>>
>>162557457
>>162557423
>>162557415
>>162557406
Fucking memers get out
>>
>>162557332
>>162557382
It's steak sauce, but it's the stuff you put on the steak that your incompetent neighbor leaves on the grill too long. Putting sauce on a $68 steak that was probably already marinated/rubbed/whatever is like putting ketchup on spaghetti. It fucking ruins it.
>>
>>162557415
>not feeling nature's wrath at the toilet
hope that shit is back off cooldown, bruh
>>
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POST
MORE
ILEXA
LEWDS
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>>162557351
okey)
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>>162557352
>qop of pain
>cute
Can you iamgine how hard she would peg your ass if you called her cute?
>>
>>162557128
not sure
his roaming surely got buffed due to skills changes and jungle changes, but he can't do shit after laning phase if he doesn't have aghs and/or good illusion carry in his team
basically he feels like badvenge now
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>wake up
>get fish fingered
>no patch
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>Clan_Iraq intensifies
>>
>>162557351
THE FUCK IS THIS HACKING #C DEV SHIT?
>>
>mfw when no one is talking about sleeper op fuck of this patch which is meepo

Enjoy getting steamrolled by this lvl 25 fucker at 20 min mark you shitters.
>>
>>162557485
>>162557437
I'm not up to date on my league of lelgens lore, but isnt the fox bitch basically a weeb succubus?
>>
>Wake up.
>Shapeshift to toilet.
>Masturbate to destroyed barracks
>Eat roshan
>Feel no armor.
>No patch
>>
>>162557485
Probably because you're a faggot
>>
>>162557332
It's a very strong steak sauce that you only use if the meat you're eating is absolute dumpster quality or the dipshit that cooked it left it on 10 minutes too long
>>
10 min
>>
>this singsing game
Jesus christ, everybody is surviving with like 20 fucking HP because of treant armor.
>>
WHERE IS IT
>>
>>162557507
>>162554556
>>
Purge is such a bae
>>
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patch
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>wake up
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>>162557275
incontrol left eg months ago, hes shilling for relic and WH40K now
>>
>>162557163
Source or you are a faggot
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>>162557493
>wake up
>fuckign memers get out
>no patch
>>
>>162556956
This meme was never funny.
>>
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>>162555315
it's high nooon
>>
>Slardar looks sexy as fuck
>Swole master Enigma doesn't even give a fuck about leg day
>Viper is DK

WHERE'S JAKIRO

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>
>>162557275
>ppd: why exactly are you still on this team?
>incontrol: try and kick me motherfucker
>>
>>162557279
Exactly. This is why it seems so retarded to me to complain that Dota has become LoL or even HotS.

I guess that HotS also has talents, but they're entirely different in application, and the surrounding game mechanics are completely different.

I dislike the backpack for what seems to be outright casualization / friendliness. Its like the next step before they take away the courier possibly.

But other things seem fine. New map will take getting used to before i know for sure. I think that playing roamers is way better since you can steal bounties. Idk what to think of shrines.

Seems that snowballing is easier now though.
>>
>>162557192
I agree, but Omni is more of a carry than anything else now, but yes if you do go support Omni he is better than Dazzle.

Still can't beat a spicy grave play though. Dazzle was made for the mlg support plays
>>
>>162557485
We need a cute succubus as the next hero
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>still no patch

the butthurt is glorious

facebros WW@
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Post the webm

You know the one
>>
TERRORBLADE HAS LIKE 1100 HEALTH AT 25 BECAUSE REMOVED ATTRIBUTES HEHEHE HOHOHO AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>162557707
>I dislike the backpack for what seems to be outright casualization / friendliness
Are you high?
It's not casualization. It's actually a massive fucking buff to supports.
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>no patch
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>>162557707
HotS is a bad game, but not because it has a talent system. Its bad because the talent system is literally the ONLY depth in the entire game for hero builds.
Obviously dota has a lot more than talents when it comes to decision making.

I disliked the talents at first, but realizing their applications I like it a lot more.
>>
Valve logic

>let's make TF2 more like Overwatch
kills TF2

>let's make Dota 2 more like Battleborn
???
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>>162557795
>>
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FIUUKCKCKKC PATCH WHEN!?
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>>162557795
>>
>>162557437
>>162557485
But look her character pic
She looks like an innocent little angel.
>>
>>162557807
LMAO TERRORBLADE MORE LIKE TERRORPAPER
>>
>>162557551
Unlike other foxes that roamed the woods of southern Ionia, Ahri had always felt a strange connection to the magical world around her; a connection that was somehow incomplete. Deep inside, she felt the skin she had been born into was an ill fit for her and dreamt of one day becoming human. Her goal seemed forever out of reach, until she happened upon the wake of a human battle. It was a grisly scene, the land obscured by the forms of wounded and dying soldiers. She felt drawn to one: a robed man encircled by a waning field of magic, his life quickly slipping away. She approached him and something deep inside of her triggered, reaching out to the man in a way she couldn't understand. His life essence poured into her, carried on invisible strands of magic. The sensation was intoxicating and overwhelming. As her reverie faded, she was delighted to discover that she had changed. Her sleek white fur had receded and her body was long and lithe - the shape of the humans who lay scattered about her.

However, though she appeared human, she knew that in truth the transformation was incomplete. A cunning creature, she adapted herself to the customs of human society and used her profound gift of beauty to attract unsuspecting men. She could consume their life essences when they were under the spell of her seductive charms. Feeding on their desires brought her closer to her dream, but as she took more lives, a strange sense of regret began to well within her. She had reservations about actions which never troubled her as a fox. She realized that she could not overcome the pangs of her evolving morality. In search of a solution, Ahri found the Institute of War, home of the most gifted mages on Runeterra. They offered her a chance to attain her humanity without further harm through service in the League of Legends.

''Mercy is a human luxury... and responsibility.''
-- Ahri

not really, Kitsue are more just mischevious demons than sexe demons
>>
So who's all drawing Ilexa lewds? I know I am.
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>>162557795
>>
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>>162557795
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>>162557878
INNOCENT
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>>162557003
WHAT THE FUCK

I knew about this but god damn numbers do not illustrate accurately how actually big this is.
>>
>wake up
>bark
>floor is toilet
>bark
>eat carpet
>no patch
>>
>>162554948
>Techies butthurt has returned
Best Patch.
>>
Which pro players unironically support trump?
>>
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>when your prophet summons 5+6 treants
>>
Is Icefraud going to put some high res textures on ALL the heroes now that we can clearly see how bad they are thanks to the Fighting Game VERSUS loading screen?
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IT IS NOT FAIR DOTURDS, OUR PATCH JUST FUCKING KILLED HALF OF THE ATTACK DAMAGE CHAMPION POOL AND GUYS GET THIS MUCH OF NEW CONTENT?????? IT IS NOT FAIR
>>
>>162557889
>used her profound gift of beauty to attract unsuspecting men. She could consume their life essences when they were under the spell of her seductive charms
>not a succubus

cmon man.
>>
>>162557729
Come to think of it, we don't have a (female) angel hero.
Like Kayle from League maybe.
>>
>>162557892
handholding and walking together under the christmas snows
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>>162557689
Supportkeks btfo once again
get the fuck out of here this is a carry patch
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>>162557759

>tfw never collected facebros

now they are a rare valuable currency

kill me senpai
>>
5 min
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>press E again
>glimmer cape to toilet
>masturbate to my nightmares
>sap leftover supports
>enfeeble cores for 240 damage
>no patch
>>
>Skywrath
This guy is so fucking fun now
>>
>>162557892
WEW
>>
Why do people say Dota is LoL now? I don't know anything about League.
>>
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>wake up
>join early teamfight
>get below 50 hp
>press quas
>nuke whole enemy team for 600 physcal damage
>full life
>rampage
>no patch
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So is Storm still garbage?
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>>162557919
LITTLE
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>>162557817
I realize that it buffs supports, and as a support player I like that quite a bit.

But it also makes it so that you no longer need to transport things with courier. It narrows the opportunities to snipe courier essentially.

And it makes it a lot easier to stack all your support items / consumables while having low value midgame items.

I think that it makes the game a bit more forgiving. But it also increases the skill ceiling for 9 slotted people i guess? Its weird. We'll see in pro games i guess.

>>162557825
Yeah. d2g seems more discursive today but I would expect 3-5 people to start yelling at that statement as "reddit".

I think that IF there are good mechanics from other Mobas you may as well adopt it and adapt it to dota. Talents seems to be a logical addition that is similar to itemization, except that its innate for specific heroes. It CAN be interesting.

>>162557851
Fucking hyped.
>>
>>162557991
>literally
>no meme
>fat
Nasty
>>
>>162557991
gross
>>
>>162557980
yes Next patch will release new female hero and retexutre three old females

the question is which three females need model updates the most
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>>162557795
>>
You have ten seconds to explain why Artillery Skywrath isn't the best shit ever now.
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>>162557991
Why do girls have bags of fat attached to them?
>>
>>162557991
noice
>>
>>162558104
>>162558108
>>162558141

low test bros get outta here
>>
>>162558141
Those are glands not fat
>>
>>162558015
>hand holding
you dont know what that actually means do you
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>>162557991
Wasting a ban on some chubster
>>
>>162558215
Can they cast caustic finale
>>
>>162558141
bags of sand
>>
>>162558141
Because they

A) make them more sexually attractive to mates, meaning they are more likely to reproduce and pass on their trait
and
B) make them better able to care for their offspring, making it more likely their offspring will reach adulthood and pass on their traits

lemme know if you need any other basic biology lessons
>>
>>162557892
>>162557897
>wake up
>ilexa lewds
feels good
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>>162558175
my nigga
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Can't wait for Purge to go over Nature's prophet's talents.
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>These llexa retards.
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Why does riot keep releasing op champions like monkey king, why isn't it perfectly balanced from the beginning :(
>>
>>162557991
Who is that semen demon?
>>
>>162558130
Nature, what the fuck, man?
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>>162558078
A) LoL players that are trolling
B) Dota players that are memeing
C) People who don't know much about LoL and so are doomsaying without a good reason
D) People that are just generally overreactive.

LoL has a rune system that you grind to improve and choose before the game. People think that this is similar to talent.

But talents are specific to heroes, leveled in game, and are not grinded for.
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>>162558094
Those are too big.
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>>162558215
>>162558247
>>
>valve will wait with the release of the patch until purge is finished explaining all that shit

you heard it here first
>>
post the discuck
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Reminder that literal chads nearly won Dota 2 major. So hit gym, sort out your dire and stop with anime anons.
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WHERE THE FUCK
IS THE PATCH
>>
path live
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>>162558078
The UI looks EXACTLY the same

its not about the talents as this retard likes you to believe
>>162558317

that's a hots thing
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>>162558257
is this supposed to be high test?
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SPILL THE MEME STRATS OR WOJAK GETS IT
>>
>>162558175
High test is ass not tits tho
>>
>>162558376
>he just started heroes
>>
>>162558317
the talents come from HotS dumbo
dota = lol because they literally copypasted the UI
>>
>>162558102
no no you don't understand, you disagree with me therefore you must be from reddit.
Fuck the day that even became a fucking saying because now people use it to just scream at everything they don't like, which is actually fairly ironic if you think about it.

>>162558317
Man FUCK that rune system and whoever thought that was a good idea.
I can get running heroes for in-game currency. Not every game can pull off a business model like dota's.
But the fact that you can spend half a hero's worth on runes and STILL not have what you need is beyond retarded.
The system deliberately discourages experimenting for no reason whatsoever.
>>
>not downloading patch
fuck volvo
>>
>>162555680
he refuses to talk to a literal redditor manchild lesbian cartoon character sounding fucking plebs who can't spell properly

he has standards
>>
Post yfw

>Enchantress Attendants = 1000 hp heal lvl 4
>Lvl 15 = 1800 hp heal
>Lvl 25 = 3600 hp heal
>+ untouchable passive

Fucking hilarious. You can literally sit and tank 2 mega creep waves with that.

>>162558434
I thought talents replaced skills in HotS ? I haven't played it though so idk.
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>wake up
>pathetic
>piss in his mouth
>skip shower
>duel a maiden
>no patch
>>
>>162558450
Jesus christ when will this reddit meme shit end
>>
>>162558434
>UI looks exactly the same
Ok, is it a bad thing per se?
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>>162557807
He can literally get more stats in talents than he got before with stats.
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>>162557795
>>
guys i played pugna and i lost u said shes op wtf

ur gay
>>
>>162558406
I'm on my way to chadhood, what are some good chad heros to get into the chad mindset?
>>
IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?
>IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?

IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?
>IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?

IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?
>IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?

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>IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?

IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?
>IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?

IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?
>IS THE PATCH ALREADY ONLINE?
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>>162558406
Chad's always win
>>
I want to fuck lc futa cock
>>
SERVERS ARE DOWN

ITS PATCHENING
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>>162558456
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>162557994
Kitsune != succubi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus
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>>162558550
>tfw, you are his clone
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>still no patch
>>
>>162558594
>used her profound gift of beauty to attract unsuspecting men. She could consume their life essences when they were under the spell of her seductive charms

Anon, thats a fucking succubus.
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>wake up
>bleed blue
>still a millionaire
>fuck myself
>become CEO
>no patch
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Are we being raided?
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>>162555315
it scales off items btw
>>
Test client game just went down
think its patch time
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>>162557991
>tattoo

kill
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>>162558575
ireland pls go
>>
Are talents in addition to attribute bonus or do they replace them?
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>>162558490
I sort of hate reddits format. Its a big retarded popularity contest, has gone towards censorship and other shit features.

So i kind of get what people mean when they use "reddit" as an insult right. But most people just use it as a way of saying "what i don't like".

When you say something is "reddit" as a synonym for casualized / simpler / popular it basically becomes impossible to argue against because instead of debating why or why not these qualities are bad you have to argue about "being" reddit. Which is impossible to disprove.
>>
>>162558665
yeah, we are raiding ourselves
>>
>>162558738
R E P L A C E
>>
>>162558738
yes
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
PATCH IS LIVE IN THE EU

>CHANGE DOWNLOAD REGION TO SWITZERLAND
>RESTART STEAM
>PATCH IS NOW DOWNLOADING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>
>WHERE IS PATCH?

>WHERE IS PATCH?

>WHERE IS PATCH?

>WHERE IS PATCH?

>WHERE IS PATCH?
>>
>>162558738
replace
F to pay respects
>>
>>162558648
>couldnt win any majors
>got shitload of money anyway
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>wake up
>trump won
>everyone is a misogynistic racist
>can't cast
>suck girlfriends (male) dick
>no patch
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>>162558806
Next week you autist.
>>
https://twitter.com/kellymilkies/status/805724085699350528
>>
>>162558775
BASED VENGE


BASED PA GETS ONESHOTTED BY OD

B A S E D MADMAN
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>>162557932
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>wake up
>work for biggest patch in dota history
>go to sleep
>repeat for one year
>while also releasing smaller patches
>finally 7.00 is ready for releasing
>stupid dotards can't wait for several hours and shitpost everywhere
>>
>>162558827
excellent post
>>162558854
DREADFULLY BAD POST
>>
>>162558854
>cant see her face

not a bad picture id fuck her as long as she stayed like that
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>>162558846
>I AM NO AUTIST

>I AM NO AUTIST

>I AM NO AUTIST

>I AM NO AUTIST

>I AM NO AUTIST
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>>162558616
i want to bury my face in those asses
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>>162558854
>>
>>162558854
I have never desired a bleaching to the eyes as much as I do now
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>>162556518
>no cut the steak into smaller pieces'
I can't decide if this makes me like him more or less
>>
>purge spending 10 minutes on AA's level 25 talents

are you memeing me?

AA gets to level 25 like once in a blue moon
>>
WHERE IS THE PATCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>162558854
That looks like a mall or something
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>>162558919
fine choice
>>
>>162558502
talents replace items in hots
since there's no lasthitting or gold whatsoever, players get talents that either improve their skills/stats or gain new active abilities throughout the match

which is why i'm so adamantly against talents in dota
dota has items, talents aren't needed, they're just a slapped gimmick that serves no real purpose in dota despite working perfectly in hots
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>ywn fuck lc hot, smelly, sweaty, brown, unawashed ass
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>>162558854
WOW, MONKEY KING ARCANA LOOKING PRETTY GOOD!
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>>162556751
>neutrals spawn every other minute
yeah nice ''buff' to farming carries m8
>>
>>162558854
>27
>still smoking hot

I get why this girl triggers d2g. Loda has tonnes of dota dollars (that they paid him) and a gf with that sweet bod. I'm jealous myself but I don't challenge it through rage like some autist.
>>
>>162558994
it's clearly a pool
>>
>>162558998
Nice lordosis fag
>>
>>162558998
Damn, who is she?
>>
>>162558869
>wake up
>just fuck my shit up senpai
>repeat for one year
>while also releasing smaller senpaitachi
>finally my shit is ready for fucking up senpai
>no patch
>>
>>162558854
does she really think she's hot or some shit?
>>
>>162558869
>know theres no way a patch in test client will release when the countdown reaches 0
>do a countdown anyways
>know you probably wont release a proper patch 1 day after test client release
>promise it anyways
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>no patch
>no gf
>no life

why live
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>>162559030
>>
>purge is spending 5-10min per hero
he'll die before it's over
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NEW BREAD

>>162485671
>>162485671
>>162485671

NEW BREAD

>>162485671
>>162485671
>>162485671

NEW BREAD
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>>162556518
>"can I get some A1"
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>>162557982
RIP Jhin
>>
>>162559130
>People will still say he's a shill for liking the patch after spending 8 hours to analyze it all.

Even though the game's health is in the best interest of pros I can't imagine someone like him would say its good if it isn't.
>>
I wonder of Alliance and EG players got baited into buying the companies with their savings, like a scam
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Dotards?
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>>162559224
>>162559224
>>162559224

When needed
>>
>steal starstorm on rubick
>use it to farm half an aghs
>get a kill on mirana
>finish aghs
>steal starstorm again
like poetry
>>
>>162559161
HA

GOTEEEM
>>
>there are actually people watching purge's worthless """"patch analysis""""
lads...
>>
>>162558998
aw shit
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>>162552760
Tender Spirit
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>>162559108
>falling for the gf meme
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>wake up
>drink a Dr Pepper
>take public transportation to WalMart
>work 8 hour shift
>get home
>stream some NA Dota
>no patch
>>
>>162558949

EXP SCALING IS NOT THE SAME
TOME EXP IS NOT THE SAME
MIDAS IS GOING TO BE MORE COMMON
HEROES AT A HIGHER LEVEL GIVE MORE EXP WHEN KILLED
EVERYONE WILL GET MORE EXP
PEOPLE WILL LEVEL UP FASTER

Please, stop.

The rules are not the same. If you don't fucking understand things, then your opinion is COMPLETELY useless and nobody needs to hear anything whatsoever you have to say. Nothing you say is of any value, so don't. post. at all.
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>>162558854
>27
>has like a 5 year old daughter
>>
>wtf is that damage
Why is this phrase uttered by shitters so often?
>>
>white
>firstworlder
>on top of my profession for years
>great stable income
>work for huge American corp
>...
>date ugly asian chick with a child

what's my name and why do I do this last thing
>>
>>162559389
stop saying it and it wont be uttered anymore :)
>>
>>162559307
>Wake up
>chug a Dr Pepper
>oh shit late to Walmart again
>cycle through the ghetto
>400 pound Betty, the local manager gives me shit again
>pack bags for 8 hours
>come home
>do a new bud light chug record
>No games to cast
>Don't wanna play dota
>cast pubs with pros in them
>blast some Notorious B.I.G.
>do some other nigger things
>go to sleep
>no patch
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??/20

pls dont steal ;-)
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>>162550938
>her reproductive organ is a literal Divine Rapier
>she rapes her enemies to death with infinite piercing damage
>a divine rapist
>>
>>162559461
Grant and because being white is hell in nuamerica and we're required by law to compensate in some way whether that be mental castration or marrying and fucking the ugliest girl we can find
>>
>24 days later
>Purge finishes the patch notes analysis
>no patch
>>
>>162559307
I like Grant. Something about him is so likeable
>>
>>162559543
How does Grant's gf look?

In any case, he should be happy he has one.
>>
>>162559543
>Grant
>top of profession
>income
>talking to women at all
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>>162559543
>being white is hell in nuamerica
>>
>>162559532
how many treants would you have if the game went longer
>>
how fucking retarded is the new talent system
>>
>>162559595
would you perchance happen to be someone of negroid constitution
>>
>>162559335
What? Kid as a 22 is pretty normal, it's not kid as a 16 y old or anything
>>162559461
>firstworlder
>ontop for YEARS
>stable income as a player who wins nothing
>work for a company in esports, an industry that scams people more than illegal immigrant transporters
>get baited into buying the company branch with my own money
not loda atleast
>>
>>162559658

6
>>
>>162559663
It just replaced bland stat upgrades with a cooler system, nothing bad about that.
>>
>>162558927
underrated post
>>
>>162559679
Loda worked for eg->gga->twitch->amazon up until lately, but yeah
>>
>>162559543
>Grant
>White
That guy is the most trash tier white nigga in the scene, right next to Moon
>>
>>162559679
hello loda
>>
>>162553104
illusion heroes trash
>>
>>162559745
now if only they could get around to the cooler part
>>
>>162557343
did you find a gf in that time?
>>
>>162553104
Ricing returns, fuckers
>>
>>162559669
I am ruskie, so you are probably right yeah
>>
>>162559679
t. college kid being extremely jealous of pro esports players
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>>162555841
>damage and attack speed boosts on supports
I like it.
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AXE DONG
Jebaited
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>Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc. to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc.
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>>162560595
better stack those camps, bitch boi
>>
When the fuck is the patch going to be live? I don't want to redownload the game for something that may be available in 10 minutes.
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>>162561281
stack my dick in your ass
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN IS THE PATCH OUT. VOLVO WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ON TIME. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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patch when
>>
それはどこにある
>>
Why the hell isn't it out yet?
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MFW WAT HAPPENED TO MY MMR. I HAVE TO CALIBRATE ALL OVER AGAIN
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