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>Symmetra Developer Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM
>Live Patch Notes
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>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
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https://overbuff.com/
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>Discord:
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>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Previous thread - >>162520772
my wife mercy is so cute
Blue
>>162550274
L-LEWD
>playing OW after damage manipulation handicap was proven
Explain yourself or your waifu dies.
>>162550287
that's purple
mfw mercy gets another skin and widow doesn't
That was satisfying, nearly got a Team kill.
>>162550447
No fucking idea of what you're talking about.
pls r8
I felt so uncomfortable making this but whatever
>>162550447
>not playing OW after it's been proven playing it daily adds another year to your life per day
You first.
Titty D.Va.
>>162550476
why do they keep wasting time and resources on the worst support
>>162550287
Blue is so best.
Browns need not apply.
>>162550476
Not until Valentine's Day.
>>162550507
Congrats senpai, you pressed Q.
>>162550550
I remember when these actually took a modicum of effort but now these look like shit both due to art chosen, framerate and default fucking font.
>>162550526
More wins = You do less damage and vice versa.
Proven today with Pharah's direct rocket hits.
>>162550565
why did your parents keep wasting time and resources on the worst kid
>>162550667
;___;
>>162550560
Post lewd D.Va's.
>>162550550
I think I puked a little in my mouthgood job anon
Loli Sombra
POST YOUR SR! BE HONEST!
>>162550735
>this mad that your waifu is literally the worst support hero
lmao
>>162550274
Got one with D.Va?
>>162550870
I was one win away from diamond and now I'm ~2800 feelsbadman
>>162550701
cool source mr. conspiracy theorist.
>>162550870
Platinum 2014
>>162550701
I'm sure you have video proof unlike the other times people claimed this was happening
>>162550858
Best Sombra
>>162550870
2554, I deserve to be far lower, probably mid gold
>>162550870
3104, aiming for Master
>>162550870
Currently 2293, was 2725 before I decided to start dragging my teammates down for fun. I can see that people are talking in game, probably to me, but that doesn't work when the sound is muted.
>>162550870
2706
I feel like this season will be the season I get to diamond
>>162550834
Why does it seem like every time i play ranked i get pitted up against some elite crack team of players?
Why is it whenever i play Ranked i'm always on the team that consists of howler monkeys?
Why is it whenever i play ranked i always lose regardless of how hard/skillfully i play?
>>162550701
>>162550447
Explains a lot actually. Top 500 here from S1 ans S2. We would stomp people for 4-5 wins then get stomped for the same amount of games, rinse and repeat.
>>162550870
25 from 3500
Life is suffering
>>162550870
Exactly 2250. I feel that's where i belong honestly, I have really poor mechanical skills.
Wish people were less retarded here though
Do we have any idea what the holiday skins are going to be yet?
>>162550834
>>162550870
SoloQ is hell.
>>162551318
>tumblr
>>>/redit/
>>162550870
3056, just got diamond back after shitty placements. Feelsgood
Why are people suddenly in love with the Dorito gremlin?
>>162550870
3224
how do i get good? I just started playing
>>162550870
1752
No one here is worse than I.
>>162551340
>website wars
>>>/b/
That's the artist that does reapfield newfriend.
>>162551421
D.va mains finally are able to pick her without getting shat on so they are happy
>>162551432
Play more
>your mainyour deepest secret
>>162551421
Because she got buffed to the point she has no counters.
>>162551432
low sens and use voice comms
watch some videos online about positioning, counter-picks, ult coordination, learn the meta and be friendly to your reddit-tier teammates, they'll get triggered and throw the match if you are an edgelord in voice
>Playing quick play all day
>Fine
>Play competitive
>Fuck no here's 1000 ping making it unplayable
Rigged as shit
>>162551547
McCreeEEEEEEEESY
>>162551421
She is an instalock now.
>>162551336
>Muh solo queue
Stop this. I've made it to at least masters every season primarily solo queue. Only time I grouped in comp was with some friends at the beginning of S2 when we were all still in plat. Once I started soloqueueing again I went up to diamond and eventually masters.
>>162551286
>>162544213
This lines up with most of the rumors
>>162551547
Reinhardt. I masturbate to lolis.
>>162551547
ZaryaDon't be shy! Hit me!
D.va nerf when?
>>162551692
>She is an instalock now.
She's not Reinhardt
>>162551547
>D.VaI want to be dominated by Hana Song
>>162551547
MeiI fap to her almost every night
>>162551547
GenjoI fucked you're waifu
>>162551702
You know that when you're soloQing and win, there is another team that is soloQing and loses right?
At least i have positive winrate on main.
>>162551801
never you shitter.next season, so I'll enjoy her until then
>>162551825
Reinhardt is an inferior D.Va
>>162551547
>PharahI often think about fucking cute fembois
>>162551980
Is that why her pickrate is like <65% and he's <90%
NO one can replace Reinhardt, he's just too good
>>162551547
TracerI REALLY want a loli hero in the game.
>>162551109
Look within yourself
>>162550834
There's no amount of blue that cant outsmug caramel
>>162551026
>>162550858
More loli Sombra pls
>>162551340
>doesn't appreciate markraas
lmaoing @ your life
>>162550870
2500 flaton ps4
Climbed solo from 2100. I didn't start playing until after the Halloween event.
>>162552109
Its like Lucio he has no competition for his role, and its a 100% needed role so he's always picked.
>>162551547
WidowmakerI love huge throbbing dicks(feminine dicks as well)
>>162550834
>>162552175
too pure
>>162552109
No. She is not picked more than Rein because she has the most obnoxious voice in the whole game. Thats enough to turn away players. If Blizzard made her a mute she would overtake Rein in comp picks.
>>162552217
Lucio is just broken. +30% without drawback is insane.
+133% is the move speed of Scout.
Leaks when?
>>162552394
D.va's voice is sex you fag
POST DIO OR LOLI SOMBRA
>>162552483
>>162551340
>>162551547
ReinhardtI learned to masturbate in a tree with my best friend
>>162552528
>>162552483
I want D.Va fucking shits to leave.
>>162552394
HEPPI HALLOWEEN
>>162552534
I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning.
>>162550834
>>162550954
are you me
Fucking 2990 and then lose streak to 2800
killing myself
>>162552596
>D.Va fucking shits
I wish man, i wish but she's just pixels.
What time will the event probably start tomorrow?
DORITO GIRL
>>162552534
what kind of sperg is autist enough to make this cuck meme-tier autism?
kek
>>>/r/eddit
>>162550870
Silver, I am not good at this game.
How many hours until xmas content goes live?
Post your predictions for brawl
>>162552592
How romantic
>add character
>break game
>spend months trying to fix it
bravo
>team decides to throw when you play Sombra in qp
>have gold elims
>gold obj time
>silver healing
You lied. The tryhards and no-funs are still in qp
>>162551547
ReinhardtI like to cuddle with my Pokemon plushes when I go to bed
>>162552737
Probably around this hour tomorrow.
>Shit on D.Va and her players
>Make them mad
>They start spamming D.va to counter attack
>Fill up my D.Va folder with new lewds
Works every time.
>>162551547
AnaI have a hat fetish
>>162552869
We don't talk that much anymore, but its not cause of that
Dva fags pls go
Is there anything less fun to play than tanks
>>162553003
Your life lmao
I bought this game 3 or 4 months ago I don't remember, but I do remember that when I started it I was alienated by the amount of characters it had. It simply has too many. Something like 9 characters would have been better.
How do I enjoy this game?
>>162552394
This desu, her voice is terrible and the only reason it isn't the worst is because Mei exists
>>162552951
>not just going to a booru and fill it in 5 mins
Are people really that ignorant that don't know about the existence of boorus?
>>162553003
I play them because I'm garbage and I can't aim
>>162553091
Choose a character that looks cool
>>162552737
25 hours from now. 11 am PDT is their normal patch time
>>162553105
>He thinks boorus are the only place to find pics
>He doesnt know about the much better super obscure sites and artist
Stay pleb kid.
>>162553220
Earlier somebody told me to choose a character that I'd want to fuck. So which one is true?
>>162553229
>>162553105
war of the autists
which one issluttiest?
>>162550834
>>162552245
kill yourself yea?
>>162553229
>super obscure sites
post
inb4 tumblr and pixiv
>>162553301
Sombra hangs out with gangs so
>>162553091
Pick one hero from each category and just play those until you feel more comfortable
>>162553269
Pick a character you want to fuck. My dick has never failed me and right now is telling me to pick Sombra.
>>162550834
>>162553301
Sombra by far.
>>162552483
>Dva's voice
Widow's voice is sex though.
>>162552671
What a tasty looking blueberry.
>>162553229
>He can't afford personal artist to draw lewds ofAnaexclusively for him
El Oh El
>>162553229
of course not, booru is just the most entry tier one which has the most of artwork.
Sombra is the most boring character to play ever. None of her abilities do jack shit.
Further proof that mercy is a useless whore. We won this.
THE COMIC DROPS TOMORROW
NOW IS THE TIME
ARE YOUR ASSES READY FOR THE REVEAL?
How do I get over my intense hatred of lesbians?
>>162551547
ZenI almost murdered my mother once.
>>162553505
fap
>>162553505
Become one.
>>162553597
I'm a guy. Also a lesbo once cucked me and stole my gf
>>162551547
Reaper/D.vaI get off almost exclusively to SFM Futa porn
>>162553091
Play the characters you think look the coolest/most fun. As you play you'll see other people playing other heroes and you'll think "that looks like it could be fun" and then you can try them. You could just start with Soldier since he's really simple and see how other heroes are used as you play.
>>162553647
bruh thats hot
>>162553485
good post
>>162551547
>MercyI ERP and indulge in an absurd amount of fetishes.
>Sombra got a short over characters who were here first
Fuck Sombra.
/nepgen/ contributing to the D.VA invasion
>>162553597
Can I become a lesbian with a penis?
>>162553682Do you ERP as Mercy?
>>162552164
>caramel
>smug about anything
>outsmug the smug blue queen
[Hon intensifies]
25 HOURS UNTIL THE EVENT HITS
>>162553597
>tfw u will never be a cute lesbian teaming up with you're waifu tocapture the fucking point
>>162553747
According to tumblr yes.
Are we posting best girl again?
>>162553301
Sombra. How do you think a loli survived on her own in Mexico?
>>162553441
>Headshot McRee
>"Americans."
God I fucking love Widow. I wish I didn't suck with her.
>>162553647
Hahahahahaha you got cucked by a dyke!
>>162553668
what was B.Va's announcement
>>162551547
ReaperI convinced my gf to abort
>>162553787
NO LEAKS
>>162553781
I considered it but there's an oversaturation of them over atF-List.
>>162553972
WRONG LOOK AT MY PANTS
>>162553784
go get a mind, slut
>>162553735
>best girl appeared in three shorts
All is right in the world
When is the next hero?
>>162554075
>>162553784
When will widow surrender to the superior smug?
>>162554104
Hopefully not anytime soon
>>162553337
not him, but you can find some stuff on artstation that you don't see anywhere else
most artists just post their shit everywhere though, everybody is trying to get visibility
>>162554096
when will she appear in my shorts though?
How do I soldier?
Post cute Hana
>>162554104
next ARG will start in three months, so six months.
>>162554216
try to aim
fail to aim
win every game because aim doesn't matter
>>162550870
Am I doing in right?
>>162554216
Shoot at enemy team
Press Q
Wipe enemy team
Repeat
>>162554216
left click and sometimes right click
>>162554171
not pic related?
>>162554104
Probably March or so
>>162554129
>superior smug
Widow is best smug.
>>162554075
Go grow an eyeball, kek.
>>162554096
Blizz is so based they love animating her.
>>162554301
Have you ever played with/against moonmoon because I've seen your name before
>>162554461
Plenty, although I've never watched a streamer before.
would you adopt little Sombra ?
>>162554526
kinda jelly keep up the good work
>>162553647
That happened to me in the 8th grade. Shit sucked
>>162553747
Sure.
>>162554387
apparently not
I'd wager you won't find this on danbooru though
>volskaya attack
>our rein charges their team right at the start of the round
>dude wtf
>chill i got 70% ult now
>n-nani
>uses it literally the next push we do
>team kill
>take over A, speed boost us to B
>casually took it over with almost no casualties
>"dude i told ya my charges were great"
rambo reinhardts, how do they work
>>162554301
you're not doing it wrong
>>162554562
yeah I would totally "adopt" her...
>>162554562
loli pharah > loli sombra
c-christmas leaks???
>>162554743
Because it looks like shit. That's pixiv filename too.
>>162554850
I'm about to take a leak on you, fucker
>>162554743
Because they filter out shitty art and most of the time art not by a Japanese artist.
>>162519603
>Why does the natural walking speed of this game feel so slow?
>because lucio
>Why is ammo unlimited?
>because then whatever hero resupplied ammo would be necessary for every comp
>Why don't you have a secondary pistol, instead of waiting for your main to reload so you can fire again?
because infinite ammo for main gun
I actually really like the simplifications Blizzard made to the standard shooter model. The unlimited ammo one in particular is great, just because ammo management is rarely something you actually need to do in most shooters anyway and just exists to maintain some sense of reality.
>>162554763
Reinhardt's ult is piss easy to build.
Wha the FUCKING HECK MAN!?!
>>162554819
but you cant adopt loli Pharah
>Ho ho WHOLE HAWWWG
If Roadhog doesn't get this as his Christmas voiceline I'm going to file a fucking formal complaint to Blizzard.
>>162554938
Say no to yellow snow
>>162554104
Doomfist sometime around March.
>>162554890
>>162554950
I can taste your envy from here
I've got more of course, but I'm keeping them all for myself
>>162555119
Why is Junkrat's body so pale while his head is tan when he's always shirtless?
>Hey kid wanna buy some shields?
>>162550274I like this
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CHRISTMAS SKINS YOU MASSIVE TURBOKIKES!
WHY THE HELL THERE IS NO PREVIEW OR AT LEAST LEAKS OF THEM YOU FUCKING JEFF MEMEPLAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162555407
Sure thing qt
>>162555505
I think they have learned a few things since last time. To be fair though the summer event and skins weren't ever leaked and nobody saw it coming.
>>162555607
Summer stuff was leaked the day before
>>162555694
Hmm, I guess it is the 12th already. You could always just wait until tomorrow.
;)
>>162555038
BOOP
tfw to intelligent to play tank heroes
*Kisses you ON THE CHEEK*
>>162555260
>envy
But i'm a pixiv drawfag with works on boorus.
I should actually do something of OW but have some stuff to finish.
>>162550870
2200. I dropped to 1850 and it was a real hell to climb again to where I am now.
Now i'm trying to improve and reach platinum at first, and see if it possible to aspire to diamond.
>This hero/skin combo is only played by the biggest shitters in the game.
>>162556053
>azucar
So good
Soldier is not really a hard counter to Phara
>>162556229
What is Hanzo Okami?
>>162556075
I have nothing but faith in you anon
never give up, and someday you may even achieve this level of ability
>>162556229
Oni Genji
>>162556053
Who's that?
>>162556321
not a hard counter but definitely a counter.
>>162556421
One thing i tell you, with the right marketing that dude would probably make millions.
>>162555505
it's Christmas themed shit man
use your imagination you lazy fuck
>>162556959
IF THERE IS NO WIDOWMAKER SKIN I WILL FIND YOU MOTHERFUCKER AND PUT MY DICK INSIDE YOUR ASS UNTIL I FILL YOU WITH MY SEMENand you will like it
>that guy who gets so angry he starts looking at other peoples profiles to trash talk them
>>162556925
Pharah needs 2 hit to kill a soldier. Also she has advantage in mobility and surprise factor
AM I KAWAII ANON-KUN UGGUU
>>162557089
>windowlicker
frigg off nerd
Who is the "real" Overwatch mascot?
Not what Blizz markets, but what people actually consider "the" Overwatch character
>>162553495
What comic?
>>162557335
tracer
>>162557179
>scenario A) Soldier is far away
Soldier should not get hit by long range rockets, if he does he's fucking dumb
>scenario B) Soldier is very close
Soldier can get hit by one rocket by surprise but should take down Pharah within 0.5 seconds after that so Pharah can't even fire a second rocket.
>>162557335
tracer
>>162556229
What is Balderich Reinhardt?
>>162552894
that incredibly fucking cute anon
>>162557335
anyone but tracer
>>162557089
Valentine's Day Widowmaker is worth the wait.
I recently started playong the game, and i love tracer, but i don't get something: why doesnt her ultimate instakill? It should at least when she stucks it on someone. Anyone agrees with me?
>>162557335
Still Tracer
>>162557169
I had a guy trashtalking in a QP match. He complained about how nobody on his team played tank yet exclusively played Genji (and sucked at it). On top of that, his username was "LOVES2SP00GE."
>mfw the entire time
>mfw his entire team ganged up on him and told him to fuck off
>>162557620
>mash dash, q and rewind for a free kill on hog/rein
simply epic
>>162557335
Tracer. That's a weird question.
BEST SKINS FOR EACH CHARACTER
>Genji
Chrome
>McCree
American
>Pharah
Anubis
>Reaper
Wight/Mariachi
>Soldier: 76
Smoke
>Sombra
Azúcar
>Tracer
Posh
>Bastion
Omnic Crisis
>Hanzo
Okami
>Junkrat
Toasted
>Mei
Snowplum
>Torbjorn
Deadlock
>Widowmaker
Huntress
>D.Va
Korean
>Reinhardt
Balderich
>Roadhog
Sharkbait
>Winston
Frogston
>Zarya
Champion
>Ana
Captain Amari
>Mercy
Devil
>Lucio
Auditiva
>Zenyatta
Skullyatta
>>162557620
Her ult builds up fast and she gets a get-out-of-jail-free card to boot. You dash in, slap it on, and rewind back out. It would be overpowered if it insta-killed since you get to do that damage to anyone basically for free.
>>162553495
Well, won't be Zarya for sure.Only if Blizzard will try to mock Russia with gays like liberals.
>>162557369
holiday comic
>>162557335
Sombra
helo
im lost
Can someone show me the way to the nicest board around?
ok
is it difficult to make friends on this game?
>>162557740
That's great and all, but that doesn't really answers my question. Even McCree (that tecnically is just firing a simple bullet) can kill tanks in one hit, but tracer stucking a god damn bomb can't?
>>162557869
I doubt Zarya will be in the comic. But Torb is definitely going to be in it. By that extension it might be another flash back like with halloween with the original overwatch team celebrating another holiday together
>>162557832
Shit taste confirmed
>>162550274
i didn't realize who it was until i saw the hairpin
i have mains for tanks and healing that i am proficient with but i never really play attack heroes. what heroes are strong in assisting a push and still capable of carrying.
(mother fuckers in solo q cant do shit with out a player leading in)
>>162550870
2175. I honestly don't belong here. When I get 4 golds hog when I'm barely trying is telling.
I have good mechanical skill, I guess my carrying game sucks shit since my team can't take advantage of picks and rarely works together.
That's only based off my placement games though but I highly doubt that matters.
>>162558013
Yeah, it makes sense.Sweden Yes?
>>162557832
shit opinions
>>162557868
Then nerf her builb up ult time or something in contrast
So, which hero will be a faggot?
>>162558208
Lucio or Tracer
Why do genji mains ruin everything they touch?
Why do they get to get carried?
Why does their kit rely so heavily on their ult?
You shouldn't have to rely on your ult to help you do basic stuff, that defeats the purpose of an ult.
>>162550274
Isn't this basically against blue board rules? Its Gore and also Porn
>>162558194
I respect your opinion my dude.
>>162557993
No, just crouch/emote at people until they send a friend request
>>162558248
I agree
>>162558179
>Ana gets Torb to play Santa for the annual Overwatch children's toy fund
>Rein wanted to do it but they didn't have enough time to make a suit that could fit him
Fund it
>>162558295
no they cancel each other out, it's fine
>>162558208
Didn't you know, anon? All of them are gay.
>>162558445
No, I'm sorry anon but its against blue board policy to post any sort of NSFW material
See you in 3 days
>>162558447
Zarya is straight, however.
>>162558208
how do i overwatch and not be aids
>the mercy keeps asking and complaining why the enemy team targets her first
>>162558612
play zenyatta
>>162558517
Are you telling us you just reported that?
>>162558339
>do this during skirmish
>they do it with me
>and then kill me
>>162550274
Mei deserves nothing less.
>>162557993
Just have honorable duel with them in 1vs1True story btw
>>162558208
You already know.
>>162553495
How does this comic makes you feel?
>Both teams go 3/3 on watchpoint
>Push the cart all the way to the last point and finally fail after being in overtime for minutes
>Enemy team does the same and also puts up a massive fight
>Win by 6.1 inches
>Both teams say GG
>Friend requests from both teams
There is no better feeling.
>>162558517
Its against the rule to tell others that you have reported them, anon..
>Spam 3v3 to get boxes
>Go 0-2, fuck this team, go Symmetra as a troll pick
>Win, go Symmetra again, Win, go Symmetra again Win...........my face
>Start playing Symmetra every round regardless if winning or losing
>The salt never ceases to flow from my or enemy team
Holy Shit, Symmetra is fucking fun, her little turrets are so fucking troll it is glorious and when you solo a Roadhog or D.Va you can literally hear their heart break as their team just humiliates them
>>162558704
Not me, I just ignored that shit
Just hope a Janitor didn't see
>>162551547
>MercyI really want to start doing cross dressing and trap stuff and I'm pretty sure I could pull it off decently well with effort but I'm commissioning in six months and I can't risk my career already.
so i just figured out how to balance lucio
every ability/LMB, friendly and hostile, produces a set amount of noise
you only receive bonuses from lucio if the noise in your area is not as loud as lucios song, dependant on range. amping it up also increases the volume of the song
yw blizz
>>162558562
Impossible as long as Chu is the writer
Remove Hanzo
For the love of God remove him
>tfw one of the best soldier 76
>tfw I'm on console
Really sucks that my skill will never be properly noticed. I wish I had a PC.
> everyone keeps thinking a main hero will be gay instead of someone like Torb or Lucio
>>162558963
mix of rage and pity for the guy that made it
>>162558562
But Mercy is for Roadhog, anon. And he does every kind of things to her every night. And boy, she DOES love it.
>>162558079
who?
>>162559151
Of course it's Torb. He's Swedish, after all.
>>162559138
remove Ana first
>>162558963
>the artist actually became salty enough over continuously being sniped by Widowmakers that he wasted his time making this comic just to get all that salt off his chest
>>162559138
EASY ALGEBRA!
>>162554216
Try not to get yourself killed out there.
>>162559138
Why? All the heroes that /owg/ wants removed from the game are actually fun to play. Do you hate fun?
>>162554216
Play Call of Duty
>>162550870
>win 9/10 placement matches
>usually had 2-3 golds each match
>the won I lost I had 4 gold medals
>get placed in gold
Pretty discouraging.
>>162559463
I hate worthless shitters.
So what other holidays are there going to be?
Have they said of if they'll add skins for existing holidays?
>>162559381
Convenient calculus!
>>162559487
Soldier's gameplay isn't really like Call of Duty at all
>>162559501
that means you're breedi shit
I was 6/4 and got to late plat
One of Widowmaker's future skins just got leaked.
>>162559571
Effortless Trigonometry
>>162559808
kek
Won 9 placement games out of ten.
Placed in bronze, played mosly d.va and zenyatta ( 30-40 kills per match)
>placed in bronze
>reeeeeee
>>162559381
Sporty Tracer is the best skin. Fight me bitches.
>>162559782
>>162559501
I was moaning yesterday about being placed in plat with a 9-1 record and the folks I played with who got 6-4 records were diamond. I assumed it was because I played Reinhardt and got no medals. What on earth is the reasoning behind placements.
>>162559940
How is that even possible?
>>162559138
No. Blizz can't especially after being featured in a ahort.
>>162559571
REMEDIAL
TRIGONOMETRY
If DVA is getting a Christmas skin, will it be themed afterGremlins
>>162559808
at least post the short too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hkQhLsMWpY
If you can't beat them, join them.
https://clyp.it/1wdo4fck
New hero interactions. McCree really has the hots for Ana
>>162559985
>>162559875
>>162560083
Straight-Forward Combinatorics
>>162560024
It's up there, but Slipstream is amazing.
>>162557832
shit taste/10
>>162560057
>How is that even possible?
Because he was probably bronze or silver in season 2 and played all bronze people in placements.
>>162560120
You can't beat Torbjörn?
How does one enjoy QP
>>162559524
Valentine's Day, then probably nothing until summer. They'll probably start Summer Games in June.
>>162560165
And since I can't find another place that has them, here's the link to all the new interactions found in the ptr. McCree finally talks to several different heroes.https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5hy8by/new_character_voice_interactions_in_ptr/
>playing Zarya and getting swamped
>Mercy zips over to me to heal me, phew
>pop a shield on her when she starts getting shot at
>she zips away to a fucking Genji and leaves me to die
>they both die immediately afterward
I'm not sure whether to feel avenged or just disappointed.
>>162560108Audrey best girl.
Why is this game so awfully balanced?
>>162559782
But I did great in all 10 games. It was fucking weird. Last season I won maybe 6 and hot high platinum.
Where's the patch preload? Don't want to bother waiting an hour for the patch with my potato net
https://clyp.it/11rfu1w5
Pharah really likes her armor
>>162560571
Right here senpai.
>>162560572
The greater mobility of mercy really encourages people to try to heal everyone. It doesn't instill target priority and good positioning as well as the limited movement of the TF2 medic. don't take it personally they were just trying to cover everyone and had the tools available to attempt it.
>>162551547
>dva
>im still in love with my ex i miss you so much d i think about you everyday ljadshfldsahfelf
>>162559138
Hanzo is fine, they fixed his arrows.
Official Overwatch Waifu Ratings
Tracer
Looks-6/10
Personality-4/10 Very Boring
Widowmaker
Looks-10/10
Personality-0/10 has no personality
Pharah
Looks-7/10
Personality-4/10
Sombra
Looks-7/10
Personality-7/10
Mei
Looks-9/10
Personality-6/10
Dva
Looks-7/10
Personality- -99999/10
Zarya
Looks-6/10
Personality-11/10
Ana
Looks-4/10
Personality-15/10
Mercy
Looks-8/10
Personality-6/10
Symmetra
Looks-7/10
Personality-6/10
>>162561070
Shouldn't Symmettra be lower? She IS a literal autist
>>162561070
WRONG
>>162561070
You've got some seriously shit taste. Fuck off back to tumblr
>>162560793
She's such a dork about it and that manlet sounds jelly.
>>162561202
>>162561217
Denial of their waifu being shit
>>162561185
Maybe you're right
>>162561070
>D.va shits
>>162558963
Probably one of those legendary shitters you can find on battle.net forum who thinks Widow is terrible.
>>162561446
Correction
Dva is shit
Worst personality a person could have
>>162561070
>everyone has negative scores
So you just dont like women?
>>162561070
>Mei
>9
entire list in the fucking garbage
>>162550870
Pretty content since I kept being put in all Master games for 4 of my placements when I did solo queue. Lost 5 placements when queuing with friends though, feels bad man.
>>162561584
thiccfags truly are the worst
>>162561584
>>162561667
>Not liking tub tub mei
>>162561571
anon, is just a little thing to look fancy
>Play 76
>Happy he has buffs
>Newest tank meta becomes prevalent
>Hanzo, Ana, Zarya, Dva, Roadhog, and Genji becomes standard enemy team
Why does it feel like this game is punishing me for not picking a tank? One-shots from Roadhogs, Zarya looking in my general direction murders me, Ana's literally hyper-healing tanks, Hanzo's random scatter arrows killing everyone by accident, Dva blitzing people, and Genji just harassing everyone has literally become the norm for 90% of my games as of late. Makes playing Defense feel awful.
>>162561584
i know, she's a 10 in both fields easily.
>>162561070
>Mei
>Looks-9/10
>>162562047
I know, right?should be a ten
>>162562195
should be 0
Other than Lucio who is the best healer for control point?
>>162550870
Placed at 2970, climbed to 3500+. Season high 3973 currently 3889. Usually around 3700-3900
>played 9 matches today
>4 wins
>2 legit losses
>1 loss due to attack Torb who did nothing and then disconnected two minutes into the match
>1 loss due to attack Torb who was intentionally throwing the match because he didn't like one of our teammates
>1 loss due to a Rein who was lagging so hard that he just left the match in the second round of KOTH
Boy, it sure is fun going 4-5 through no fault of my own!
>>162562307
Ana
>>162550274
>Decapitated throatfucking
Why is this so rare in guro?
What if we have ahealerthat uses ashotgun
>>162561571
Those are hyphens you dumbass.
>ana was the one that taught mccree to shoot, not gabe
Best
>>162561571
the only one with a positive score is D.VA, he must like her a lot
>>162562596
we already have ana
>>162561584
True. Mei is a 10
>Master overwatch claiming I have played no competitive matches even though I've done placements and more for all three seasons.
>All my quickplay games counted as one game
What
WHY THE FUCK DOES DVA HAVE AS MUCH HEALTH AS ROADHOG WITH MOST OF IT BEING ARMOR? WHY CAN SHE EFFECTIVELY BLOCK DAMAGE ALMOST AS GOOD AS REINHARDT? WHY DOES SHE DO MORE DPS THEN A FULLY CHARGED ZARYA? WHY DOES SHE HAVE MORE MOBILITY THEN WINSTON? WHY IS THIS BITCH IN THE FKN GAME?
>>162562687
How fucking dumb are you? It was a blatant joke.
>>162562959
>rage comics rage face
get the fuck out
>>162563017
>merely pretending to be retarded
>>162563097
Why is this game so poorly balanced?
>>162563097
>merely being retarded
Holiday event in 3 hours
get hype
>>162562959
>>162563097
>unironically being autistic
>>162563208
It was made by Blizzard
>>162562875
>>162562195
>>162561806
>>162563228
"no"
>>162563228
Is coming tomorrow. They said 13.
>>162563228
you mean 23 hours
>>162563301
>disagreeing
https://clyp.it/4hcrjerr
>>162563592
First they hate each other and now this? odd.
>>162563592
Tracer will be stuck as a ~26 year old until the heat death of the universe.
>>162563646
It's Pharah, whoever uploaded it just put the wrong name.
High Gold Shitter here.
Can playing Torb on Defense push me into Platinum? Assume I know the best placements.
>>162563592
You know what this means right? its a tease son. Blackwatch outfits for OW members and vice versa.
>>162563592
Pharah is cute!
>>162563592
>Pharah isn't on overwatch
???
>>162558136
>plays mostly tanks
>acting surprised he leads the team in
WOW NO SHIT DUDE
>>162563747
SALTINE SHOOOOOOORRREEEESSSSSS
>>162563813
https://clyp.it/1wdo4fck
Of course she is!
>>162563894
Overwatch was shut down before she could join.
>>162563894
Overwatch shut down before she could join it.
>>162563747
You'll kill the first wave, then they'll get wise to you.
>>162550274
>this is still here
guess mods hate mei
>>162563352
But it's the 13th in 3 hours over here.
>>162563995
>>162564034
B-but it's back....
>>162563301
Body:
>round face
>curvy, feminine features
>athletic enough to survive harsh environments and engage in a fight
personality:
>brilliant scientist
>dispenses warm optimism even in the heat of battle
>multilingual
Mei is the perfect woman.
>yfw they make her look like elsa
>>162564231
Anything that is not America is not relevant.
>>162564231
You gotta go off California time, that's where Blizzard is stationed
King of the Hill is so frustrating.
It's just "meme comps the game modes."
>>162563747
Hey whats up GM here who uses Torb
I'll set the record straight for you. There are only 2 maps right now where Torb is a viable pick.
Volksaya (Point B) and the last section of Route 66.
If you can consistently keep level 2 turrets on the floating platforms and keep cycling back to make new ones, you'll win the map since they'll have to concentrate on killing the turrets rather than teamfight your team.
If your uptime is high and your team works with you, they'll never cap the point.
>>162564428
You can't play torb for shit
>size isn't everything
D.va confirmed for little guy
>>162564247
Not really. Canonically, it's still very much gone. Hence shit like 76 saying "Bring back Overwatch? What's the point."
OW agents have been recalled, but they don't really act as part of Overwatch.
>Eichenwalde offesne
>DPS isn't doing shit about medics
>one guy went genji
>Another sombra
>3-4
>we had 3 minutes
>I was the only one trying to cap
BUT I GUESS I'M THE ONLY FACTOR HERE, HUH? I THREW THE MATCH!
7 losses in a row ;_;
>>162564889
3 wins and you're there again.
>>162564428
Are you trying to Bait me?
Seriously though I know Torb is great on Kings Row for sure
I'm thinking Torb for defense and Zarya on attack for any map with a Payload
anyone else /done with supporting/ here? it's fucking impossible to climb out of platinum with Lucio and my aim is much better than all these retarded platinum soldiers. Yes I'm fucking mad.
Shitty rein player here. Should I ever let my shield break or is it better to just let it go before its about to break and let it charge back up.
It's that time of the day in EU. Everyone is the best on dps, they never learned to play tanks so we're just gonna lose the game since we don't have that dva or rein. At this time we don't play according to the meta, we just play for fun.
>>162564942
Considering the game is kind enough to have me lose more than 20 but gain less than 20, no.
zen main here.
why am I getting only like below 20 sr when winning?
>>162564296
>round face
>curvy, feminine features
She's fat
>athletic enough to survive harsh environments and engage in a fight
Not possible to determine since every single hero runs at the exact same speed.
>brilliant scientist
She's a environmentalist/meteorologist, all she does for work is watch weather patterns. As far as we know we don't even know if she built her gun or if it was winston.
>dispenses warm optimism even in the heat of battle
>almost no hero interactions
>multilingual
So is every single hero except the english native ones, winston is still the most impressive of all.
>>162565034
I'm doing just fine with Ana.
If you can't get shit done in the current competitive.
Group up with someone, one takes D.Va, the other one takes Ana. Welcome to Master, easy mode.
>>162565068
It's usually better to save a little bit of charge, so that you can pop it up when enemy rein ults or when there is a dva bomb for example. Also it doesn't give away the sound so enemy team knows ur shield is down. I don't see why you shouldn't save that little bit all the time.
>>162565069
>Play tanks
>Everyone else around my rank does as well
>It's a fight over who wants to be dps and healer
>>162563995
The way she talks about Jack and Gabe is really cute.
>>162565170
>grasping at straws just to shit on a character you don't like
I'm sorry that Mei raped your asshole and killed your dog.
>>162565034
I'm still playing Ana but I hate how if anything goes wrong it's the Healer's fault.
>Dps don't get kills
>Tanks go down
>WTF WHERE ARE MY HEALS?
Not to mention no one sticks together, They want to go in suicide missions while using you as a scapegoat when things go wrong.
I'll probably go back to maining D.va again soon since I have more viable switches with her.
>In OT
>Nano Boost Lucio who was the only one on the point
>We lose
>Everyone asks what I was thinking and if I'm trolling.
>>162551547
>D.vaI fap to rl gore
>>162565467
And I forgot to mention she's a 41 year old hag. Stay mad whale lover.
>>162565254
At what rank? In masters on this time of the day it's cancerous. Yesterday i had 2 games where we played with 3 dps. Lost both of them.
This game really is only fun when you're winning.
>>162565170
look at all these mental gymnastics in the face of the game's canon
>>162565668
so little time left to impregnate
>>162565846
Not even
>>162565467
>I'm sorry that Mei raped your asshole
Why would you be sorry for that? Are we really going to pretend we wouldn't all want Mei to rape out assholes?
>>162565881
>yandere mei
>>162565881
I bet her asshole feels amazing.
>>162565170
"Winston, I think one of these equations is wrong"
If winston's so great, this must make mei more than just a tool
>get tomasters
>people still can't aim at a floating pharah with soldier without ult
I thoughtmasterspeople became competent with aim and game sense
>>162565874
What did i say that wasn't game canon?
Her leg thickness on her model isn't natural for a skinny girl like the sports sprays show.
She does run at the exact same speed of every other hero.
Her job is mentioned on every wiki page.
>Mei-Ling Zhou (周美灵/Zhōu Měilíng[1]) was an innovative member of Overwatch's ecological studies whose technology was used around Asia for climate preservation.
Her hero interactions go from "sorry for killing you" to "you deserved that".
And she's not the only multilingual hero on overwatch.
>>162565668
Actually she's 31, jizzlord.
>>162566652
Her canon age is 31 but she spent 10 years frozen after a failed expedition on the arctic.
>two matches that end with time saved
>both times my team drop their spaghetti and fuck up royally
>i've lost two matches in a row like this
>>>>>>hurr you're the constant variable, so you must be bad!
>current match: dps zarya with gold elims, damage, and time with a 76 and reaper on the team
>last match: gold obj time as lucio/tracer
>with a gold heal while there is a grandma sniper on our team
I'm tired of having to fucking carry people, why can't I get carried?
someone put this fire out
Check em'
>>162566950
you can use this hose right here
*unzips dick*
>>162566909
Reminds me of 2 matches i've had last week.
We hold 1st point till overtime hits then get absolutely steamrolled on 1 and 2.
Don't even know what happened other than my team dropping the spaghetti.
>tfw we'll never get skinny and attractive mei
>>162567471
*sucks you're dick*
>>162564889
You only lost 120 SR. That's nothing this season.
https://clyp.it/11rfu1w5
is this new? never heard it before
>>162567664
Yeah, it's one of the interactions pulled from the PTR. There's around 18 new ones.
>>162567059
>almost 50/50 W/L
git gud first, shitter
Am I the only one getting sick of so many shitheads on this game? I know I'm not exactly top-tier but why is everyone so goddamn pessimistic and stupid on this?
>>162565668
she's technically 38 with the body of a 28 year old due to cryogenics
>>162567585
this saddens me as much as zarya
>>162567664
https://clyp.it/iehlcauv
lewd
>>162567585
1st is ugly generic comic book character
2nd is 10/10 true wife material
Why does Ster bully Ronnie so much?
>>162567814
Ties count as losses for the winrate % :^)
When should I use sound barrier and when should I not. Need advice pls.
>>162567585
I'm glad we got her current design, first one was boring
>>162567929
What happened to her?
>>162567929
sorry about your shit taste
>>162567664
>>162560165
>>162567976
there an archive for all these? where are they from?
>tfw you invite/request to join friends that are in menu
>no response
>see them queue up with each other and start comp a minute later
I-I thought we were a good team ;_;
>>162567585
>those horrid skinny legs
>that face
What we got is ten times better m8
>>162567585
>people still think Mei isn't FAT
>>162568393
>>162560559
There's one mistake though, the one that says Sombra/Tracer is Pharah/Tracer.
>>162567976
>D.va will never comfort you
>>162568640
>people still scream and belch that anyone thicker than a runway model = obese
Americans, everyone.
>>162568040
What I want to know is how the hell did they even meet? How the fuck did Ronnie come to mod ster's stream?
>>162560559
I love how the soldier/dva one basically confirms what I've been suspecting all along
she's clinically insane and thinks everything is literally a video game
>Dorado defense
>Sym
>Mercy
>not a single teleporter
>not a single rez
>Sym's buttbuddy group member defends her
>"Look at the winrate! Next, you're going to tell me that Mercy is bad, too!"
>Is this nigga serious?
>We literally lost the first point because Symmetra and Mercy didn't do a damn thing, and he doesn't understand why they are bad characters?
>"lol you have to be MLG for it to matter!"
>We got absolutely dominated because of a shit comp, and he still claims that the meta doesn't matter.
I hate these fucks.
>>162561780
Dont worry anon, we all hate this shit too
Blizz say they want balance, then proceed to fuck everything up by making one character OP
Lets see S69 vs McCree. How hard could it be to balance? Clearly too hard for a team of full time, dedicated workers. Our conclusion:
>Blizzard balance is a meme
Is Roadhog ever a good pick?
>>162550274
>hairpin through the womb
brutal
Why defensive heroes are better in attack and offensive are better at defense?
>>162569102
Yes, in the triple tank meta.
He's also good in certain skill ranges as a secondary tank. Generally he falls over under focus fire, especially with the new 76.
>>162550870
3530
It fucking kills me that I haven't gotten out of the 3500s
>>162569203
Also stay out of enemy fire as much as possible, don't need to have Piggy feeding ult meters to the enemy.
>>162557335
Tracer, obviously
She's even the one in the esports logo
>be playing Eichenwalde defense on QP
>play Junkrat just for the hell of it
>phone rings
>call lasts pretty much the entire game
>win, get a career best in damage and get POTG
>phone call went well too
Not sure whether to be proud of this or not.
>>162568040
Ster's just tsundere
>>162569201
Because if hanzo and widow were "dps" "offense" people have an excuse to pick them
Thankfully they aren't. It's also why I want sombra moved to defense, she's barely a dps hero
How am I supposed to play Sombra?
>>162550870
2483
First placement matches ever.
I'm too afraid to play now. Don't want to loose rating. :'(
So how do we stop the triple tank meta from getting worse now that it's clear Sombra will not change anything?
>>162550954
Happened to me twice, I have now accepted my fate as being stuck in mid platinum.
>>162570051
Don't play her at all. That's true mastery .
oh finally a reaper interaction where he isn't being bullied
>>162569868
She needs to be switched with Symmetra and Symm be put in Defense.
>Tobj builds turrets and gives armor while having respectable attack, gets put in Defense
>Symm builds turrets and gives shields while having respectable attack, gets put in Support
Sense the what make.
>>162570060
>how do we stop the triple tank meta
Nerf the healing increase % on Ana's nade.
>it's clear Sombra will not change anything
She will. She needs and will receive buffs. If her hacking gets tuned up she'll completely fuck over Reins and D.Vas. She's already very useful against D.Vas, just that she's not consistently useful in that or in other areas.
>>162552438
No one gives a shit about scout holy fuck kys
>>162570060
Nerf tank damage and give more utility to DPS roles
>>162570175
That's not right.We should fix it
CHRISTMAS EVENT WHEN
>>162570060
it is a quad meta already in pro-plays
>>162570272
>She's already very useful against D.Vas
I really don't see how and I don't even believe d.va is OP like some say.
>>162570420
FIVE (5) HOURS
>>162569069
They don't seem to understand that every balance chance has secondary and tertiary effects through the one changed hero's counterpicks and THEIR counterpicks being empowered / weakened as a result. This quickly spirals out of control if you don't approach balance in a measured, patient manner.
I mean soldier and mccree probably looked balanced on paper but all the different balance tweaks coming at the same time changed the overall meta so much it overwhelmingly favors soldier now.
This shit is too unpredictable. They should just change ONE hero at a time and then wait to see the results before fucking with anything else.
>>162570476
>five hours
Wrong.
>Blizzard fucks balance right out of the gate with classic powercreep to the point where 3tank/1offense becomes the standard comp
And to think it all started with a single FtH nerf. Blizzard always finds a way to surprise me with their stupidity.
>>162570419
>>162570272
>hack a D.Va
>she can't boost or DM away and gets gangbanged
>she tunnel-visions (when she spots) me the rest of the match
Oh, pobrecita.
>>162570616
Embrace it
>>162570272
Can they fix her so she can actually hack a turret?
>>162570259
I think it basically boils down to the difference between their ults
Look at Zen, he's got great potential DPS but his ult is a healing field so into support he goes
>>162550870
1190
Yes, I am well aware that I am terrible at this game butit's so fun.
>>162567585
HOLY FUCK I'M ANGRY NOW
THAT FIRST DESIGN LOOKED RAD AS FUCK
LOOK AT THAT DISTINCT, ATTRACTIVE FACE
FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
>>162570475
You can hack through the DM. It also stops her from boosting away and if you hack suitless D.Va she can't get back into the mech. Being able to deny a OHKO zoning Ult is pretty valuable too.
>>162570272
I've found Sombra really useful against Zaryas but I don't play her that often.
>>162570925
M8, she looks like grasshoper
>>162553682
artist?
>>162570795
She can hack Torbjorn's turret fine
She can't hack Symmetra's, but those things only have 1 HP, just shoot them
>>162570060
Nerf Lucio and see what happens.
>>162570060
there are currently layers of cancer stacked on top of one another that will take them a whole fucking year to get through at the pace theyre moving, and thats only if they dont further fuck anything up in the process, and theres is zero chance of that happening
nerfing ana wont stop dva from being cancer
nerfing both will reveal that double hitscan is broken as all fuck
nerfing them as well will instead shift the meta to sombras ult, the most broken ult int the game since it can be efficiently farmed in under 20 seconds and has no counterplay
and so on like that
zens still cancer because discord has no c/d or cost
mei/hog have cancer stuns
genji/rein hitboxes
window in general
changing one character isnt going to fix the game
>>162570823
What's the game like at that rank?
>>162570806
He's also got the Harmony Orb that does good healing, so his major thing is still healing, he just also happens to have the best DPS of the healers.
Symm, meanwhile, has zero healing moves, turrets, personal shields for everyone, a powerful M1 and M2, and teleporter/shield generator. That's a kit for a Defense character, not a support character.
>>162570806
Wouldn't Symmetra still fit better in defense than support with her ult? The teleporter is really useful for defending points. It can be used offensively, but it's almost only used for defense.
>>162571141
personal shields, teleporter, and shield generator are all support character skills
honestly we could pick nits about this all day
Solder 76 has healing, Roadhog has no damage mitigation, etc.
>>162571104
>She can hack Torbjorn's turret fine
>takes two seconds to decloak before she can do anything
>the instant you start the turret spins aorund and starts shooting
>can't do it from around a corner because you'll get tagged when you peek out and the hacking stream stops from lack of LOS
>need a teammate to distract it but if you become the closer character it points right back at you
Daily reminder that you CANNOT carry in this game because the skill ceiling is simply too low and there are too many heroes that are very powerful but require no skill
>when you transcend but the Iris doesn't stop sucking you in
>>162571138
A lot like quickplay I would imagine?
Mic usage is very rare.
>level 1-99
>catching a player with a star or two was like a unicorn
>level 100
>every player on both teams has at least 3 stars
the fuck?
>>162571370
If you're doing 10x better than the rest of your team, you're carrying. If you get team kills solo, you're carrying.
kys
>>162571351
Most of those "problems" aren't unique to her, especially the target prioritization
>>162571370
>Be good Roadhog
>Turn every teamfight into 5v6
Naw carrying at low SR is piss easy
>first event where I can prestige during the event for easy boxes
>easy prestige boxes were patched out with Sombra
life isn't fair
>solo q about to climb out of diamond
>3486 SR
>hanzo main plat being carried by his friends
>refuses to switch off
>crash hard
>back to 3300
I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE
How do we fix this
>>162571602
Scroll up.
>>162571547
YOU GOTTA GIVE BLIZZ ALL YOUR SHEKELS ANON.
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT LOOT BOXES??
>>162571602
more qt skins
>>162571298
Difference is that S76 isn't meant to be a main healer, that's a quick emergency heal. Same with Hog, and only for himself. If a character is made so that their primary job is healing others then it belongs in Support. Symm doesn't heal so she should be Defense.
>>162571592
Looks like they couldn't carry you either
Isn't the update supposed to hit tomorrow? How come there's been no download for the update yet?
>>162570616
>"nerf" zarya charge rate but fix her hitreg instead
>DVA AT 600HP + MOVE SPEED INCREASE
>Monkey no longer a paper thin tank with Ana's nade
>Hog hooks still fucking busted 7 months after release
You aint seen nothing yet. They basically gave up on WoW PvP by introducing an entirely separate stat to "balance" the meta, which was to stack crit % until your opponents got instagibbed.
>>162571138
Not him but I was at 2100 and it was pretty fun since nobody gives a shit about the meta. The biggest struggles are some matches on defense you'll have idiots who stands by enemy spawn when the match starts, stuff like that.
>>162571547
>what is arcade mode
>>162571602
You don't. You just stop being a shitter, and git gud with those characters too
>>162571602
50% discord
>>162571602
Redesign reinhardt and lucio, remove widowmaker. 90% of the cast is now viable
>>162571085
No idea, Overwatch retweeted one day and I saved it.
>>162560793
What does she say?
Audio doesn't play on myphone.
>>162550154
Newish player here, how do I carry in this game? I main 76 and I try to dish out as much dps as possible while dying as little as I can, but sometimes I feel like it's not enough.
>>162570962
>You can hack through the DM. It also stops her from boosting away.
The issue with those is that a single pellet from anyone will shut down the hack.
D.va is actually perfect to hunt down invisible sombras as well thanks to her bullet spread w/o reload just like the pyro is on tf2. Her mobility also allow chasing her down even if she teleports away.
Her EMP is a cockblock to every ult too not just d.va and d.va ult is way too easy to counter with classes like rein, mei, buildings and later on symmetra countering it no problem.
Personally only times i've been hacked by a sombra as d.va was during EMPs. Due to my countless hours on tf2 i'm used to pay attention to footsteps and "uncloaks".
>>162571703
Hog isn't a tank. He has no barriers or shields. He belongs in Offense.
>>162571602
>Spent most of my playtime as tanks because no one wanted to be them.
>Every character I play has become essential meta.
Get fucked DPS instalockers.
>>162571760
>9 easy boxes makes up for 25 easy boxes
it ain't the same
>>162571725
>Monkey no longer a paper thin tank with Ana's nade
What's especially retarded is that they nerfed Winston's shield because back then people could pick multiple copies of one hero in any mode and multiple monkeys with shields stacked was OP, but then they changed it so that you can't copy heroes but didn't roll back the shield nerf. Put his shield back up to pre-nerf and he'd be a hell of a lot better.
>>162571920
"Hey Torbjorn, check out my new suit. Mark VI, state of the art" but says it all proud.
>>162550870
Daily grind
>>162571974
Mathematically speaking they made the whole 100 easier
>>162563995
>>162563592
Where's this from.
>>162570060
Tanks are popular picks because they are easy to play, have strong kits, and have high enough defense/health that they don't die in an instant to the overwhelming damage this game has come to have.
You would have to tweak numbers such that tanks can no longer come anywhere near other roles in damage done and rely entirely on their kits while also toning down certain offense characters that would destroy 200 health heroes so easily that everyone just wants tanks. Basically an impossible task given Blizzard's general incompetence.
>76
Does more than enough damage with his gun, missile removed since its purpose was to make up for his lack of burst / pressure
>Ana
Biotic grenade removed
Who knew it was overpowered? She still heals more than other healers and does good dps, still has dart
>>162571920
> Pharah
Look at my new armor, isn't it neat!
>Torb
Yeah, whatever fuck off
>>162571953
He's 600 HP of meat shield that can block attacks with his bulk and yank enemies to him for a whoopin'. His problem is that because of no shield or armor he feeds ult power to the enemy, so he's better as a personal tank who culls the weak and loners of the herd.
>>162571602
Agood bastion
It's as rare as a unicorn but they exist
>>162572179
They just need to add random crits to the game and everything will suddenly be fair and balanced.
>>162572186
Or just
>76
Less damage done overall
>Ana
Biotic Grenade's effect on teammates is shorter
>>162571478
You are matched with people in quick play by their levels. So a higher level will play with high levels and lower levels will play with lower levels.
How is this hard to grasp.
>>162571835
>It would actually works
>>162571602
Make tanks more fun to play. Wouldn't mind the tank meta one bit if they weren't all so fucking boring.
>>162572241
Instant kill anyone with a hook
>he's a burden
>but but he's building ult!!
For who? 76? That's why you have road hog in the first place, to kill him.
Triple tank Ana Lucio 76 is every match, even pros can't beat it consistently
>>162572241
He's a support tank and meat tank, he's meant to stay behind the actual defensive tanks (rein, zarya and d.va), while hooking people to get raped. If the defensive tank dies or runs out of shield, roadhog is there to take a few hits and protect the squishies.
>>162572324
The real problem with S76 is that since they changed McCree to be a midrange hitscan with great damage and map design rarely allows for or encourages anything greater than midrange encounters S76 was beaten at his own niche. They should have been more careful with the FtH rework or at least been wary of the powercreep issue it presented after the fact but nope, now we've got monster S76 damage, an even heavier reliance on tanks, and characters like pharah in a worse spot than ever thanks to their ridiculously powerful hard counters.
>>162570925
Why did the fucking Artist have to go offscript man. She looks so much better in her first design. Todays Mei looks like a fat woman who is going to die in the walking dead
>attack hollywood, they stop us before second point
>defending, immediate torb and bastion pick
>want to kill self but decide to try anyways
>we fucking held the first point and won game
>mfw
>tfw forever stuck in gold
Been constantly going up and down between 2200 and 2400. Losing 30 and only going up 20 is annoying.
>>162572645
>>162569023
What SR?
>>162567585
wow, so all proto-meis were better than what we got.
>>162571920
Ill vouch, phoneman.
>>162572042
This man is lying
>>162572235
This is the truth.
i want to play this game but I have no friends
Is enhanced pointer precision and windows sens big in overwatch? I never noticed I've been playing with pointer pecision on the whole time
Is there a way to set it so it only disabled when I'm playing and not very day use?
>>162572661
weird shit happens sometimes
>attack on anubis
>only get first point and then my team has a leaver
>team decides to say 'fuck it' for defense, we're going to lose anyway
>they all go defense characters, so I go healer just to barely attempt to salvage this disaster of a team comp
>win
shit gets stupid sometimes
>>162572947
Eu Pc?
>>162572661
I've won games with widow, hanzo and bastion on attack. It's cancerous as fuck but if they actually do something sometimes it's possible, just have to trust your team and have fun.
These days i only voice a possible switch if we're lacking tanks or healers instead of nitpicking on people picks.
>>162572921
That's actually cute.
>try out McCree for the first time
>use my Ult
>Soldier looking in my direction
>panic and release my shots before they are ready
>do pitiable damage to one character
>everyone in both teams silently judging me
Is Winston useful at all? In any situation? All of his attacks are weak as fuck, his shield is pathetic, even his ultimate does nothing but make people bounce around.
>>162571950
You haven't faced good Sombras, if your impression is that she'll attempt to hack you right after an invis. One of the first things a Sombra player learns is that her invis is a repositioning tool and not meant for engagement. People will get over it like they got over teleporting in front of people as Reaper.
A Sombra hacking from among her team doesn't leave a lot of options for D.Va. It pressures her to play smarter, the only other similar threat she needs to look out for is a hook.
Even the best Sombras will have a hard time consistently shutting down D.Va, sure. Just to be clear, my point isn't that Sombra is sleeper op, more that D.Va gets dicked over by a hack particularly hard and any buff that will make it easier to land them will make tank life more difficult.
>>162573067
They actually changed off of that one because they already had Zarya in the "big cannon" department
>>162572632
They should have nerfed McCree to have 120 DPS either by lowering his rate of fire or his damage.
A mini sniper with 0 movement penalty has no business having 140 DPS.
>Sombra
Hacking time to 1 second.
While being hacked, the victim is hacked. This gives reaction and more pressure, giving more power to her escape mechanisms while creating small openings even if unable to complete a hack.
Hacking duration reduced to 5 seconds.
Translocator to 5 seconds, down from 15
Cooldown now starts when thrown, still has an 8 second cd
>>162573110
amazing against bads
>>162571950
So much this. Sombra is a tasty snack as D.Va.
>>162573110
He's useful for securing picks on squishy 200hp targets but since the last changes d.va is better at that and doesn't need an ana ult and zarya bubble to do it.
>>162571835
>redesign lucio
but he's perfect
>>162573050
i don't understand
>>162573110
I've won games in the panic when I switch to Winston.
Believe it or not, he's an amazing crowd finisher if your team can at least do enough damage
>>162572929
Don't lie to the phone poster, It's obvious that Torbjorn is jealous of Pharah's cool armor.
>>162550550
Perfect, more please.
>>162573280
dva is so ugly.
why do none of the Asians have chink eyes?
>>162573371
Dont ever try to discredit me to the phone poster ever again, Anon.
Why is lucio so fucking good on Ilios?
You can contest the ruin point for fucking eternities, that's what i did
>>162552086
Reinhardt/ZenyattaSame. Honestly who doesn't? They're why I gym so hard.
>>162573110
He can make short work of squishy backline characters by jumping straight to them, and juking enemies with your shield can mitigate any retaliation against you
Just don't be a moron and try that alone against the entire enemy team, without any of your own team with you
The shield can buy a few precious seconds in the right situations but yes it crumbles pretty quickly against focused fire
Primal Rage is exactly for making people bounce around--as in bounce around right the fuck off the point, maybe off some cliffs if you're fortunate.
>>162573110
He's quite literally one of the best heroes in the game.
His damage is cleave damage, his 60 can go up to 360 dps and ignores barriers like rein shields
He has the best positioning ability in the game on a short cooldown
His shield is a zoning tool, not a reinhardt shield
His ult doesn't get kills, it wins games.
LEAKS FUCKING WHEN
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT NEW COSTUMES WE ARE GETTING
NOW
O
W
>>162573152
>You haven't faced good Sombras, if your impression is that she'll attempt to hack you right after an invis.
I didn't meant that, what i meant is that everytime i hear sombra say anything i automatically look around out of habit regardless it being near or far away.
A good buff sombra needs is to stay quiet, her uncloak sound should've been the only give away but she has to scream I'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG that you can hear from from really long range.
>>162573519
>why do asians have asian eyes
I wonder.
>>162559985
Now that's some advanced geometry.
>>162571725
What's making this game unfun isn't balance, it's Blizzard's own decisions.
Mei is an inherently unfun hero to play against.
So is Mercy.
Temple of Anubis is cancer.
Hanamura is cancer.
KotH will ALWAYS be Lucio & Mei circlejerks.
Why is every push map the same fucking format?
>day before the event
>still no leaks
GOD DAMN IT
Name a more infuriating game. I fucking dare you
>>162573361
This is why you dont have any friends.
>>162573570
Why, simply becauseUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
I want to enjoy this fucking game but I can't stand it.
Every time I want to play I play KOTH. I hate KOTH. I want to blacklist KOTH. It's an entirely different mode to capture or payload. Why the fuck can't we pick yet? The original argument was "it will split the playerbase", and yet they went ahead and made four or so fun modes.
But they couldn't cut KOTH from the fucking queue, or allow you to blacklist maps in quick play?
I can deal with the inconsistent, stupid buffs of the popular characters and ignoring the weaknesses of ones that aren't but for fuck sake just LET THE FUCKING CONSUMER CHOOSE WHAT THEY WANT TO DO
I mained this hero even when he was never pick fucking trash. What do you main?
>>162573351
Perfect at breaking the balance.
>>162573683
learn to read
>>162571370
Maybe you've just found your rank dude.
>>162573683
>A good buff sombra needs is to stay quiet, her uncloak sound should've been the only give away but she has to scream I'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG that you can hear from from really long range.
Is that really any worse than REAPERSITIONING
>play an absolute stompfest
> "holy shit that was easy"
>type gg ez into chat
>" I'm dealing with some insecurities in my life right now, but thank you all for playing with me"
Wtf blizzard how am I supposed to mine salt now?
>>162573682
NA is saying 20+ Hours.
EU is saying 6 hours.
>>162573750
Soldier when I go Offense
Bastion when I pick Defense
D.Va as Tank
Mercy as healer
I know they are not all the best in their category, but they arefun
>>162573728
I don't want friends like you anyway
>>162573717
>Mei
>KotH
What
>>162573742
Uninstall and don't look back. That's the only way they'll listen.
>>162573742
KOTH is literally the only game mode I have fun in anymore. To each their own, I guess.
>>162573859
Don't bully people
>>162573683
Eh, sound cues can stay, maybe lowered a tiny bit in volume. Again, you're not meant to attack the moment you exit invis, just like a Reaper doesn't attack from the very same spot he teleported to (past a certain skill range).
Sombra's a coyote, she generally engages those already engaging. In a situation where you're duelling a Hog, would you focus the Hog or Sombra? In a situation where you're trying to harass the backline, would you focus on Zen or Sombra?
>>162573832
Her voice higher pitch is more noticeable.
>>162573859
Everyone knows what you are saying anyway, they just replaced one autistic message with a different autistic message.
>>162573859
Say bg ez
>>162572671
That's me pretty much. Stuck at mid gold and I'm not sure how to increase my win rate. It's so, so hard to get the teams to cooperate when people generally don't even bother with voice chat and even then tend to just speak incomprehensibly or yell and meme with their group buddies.
I don't have the best mechanical skills, surely there is more to carrying a team than picking DPS and decimating the enemies through raw damage?
>>162573947
Same zen poster. For me its
Pharah
Mei
Roadhog
Zenyatta / Lucio
I don't really main just Zen, I play everything and anything, these are my favorites though, and Zenyatta is my most favorite
>>162573961
Nobody does.
>>162573750
black dj man of many speeds
>>162568932
Ronnie went to a convention and saw Ster_ once, along with Jerma.
Dunno if that was the first time they met.Ronnie a cute.
>37 in S1
>2500 in S2
>3200 in S3
Does Blizzard plan on stopping this rank inflation bullshit? What's S4 going to be like, everyone's between 4900 and 5000 but your place in the 100 ranks decides your skill like in S1?
>>162573750
Mained D.Va since Open Beta. Everyone complained about her being weak every single second of every day, but I somehow managed to pull off a 70% winrate with her a couple of weeks after release. I guess the more disorganized play go the early days made her really good at rushing, getting picks, disorienting the enemy team, and boosting the fuck out. Haven't been able to keep it up, though, even with the buffs, everyone seems to know what they're doing.
Getting so sick of seeing Babby Mode 69 in every single team in every single game type. Of course one should expect cancer from a Metzen creation.
>>162574006
YES
TO EACH THEIR OWN
THEY SAID IT WOULD SPLIT THE PLAYERBASE AS IF IT'S A NEGATIVE?!
People who don't like KOTH would stop playing it. People who enjoy it would keep playing it, possibly specifically. Same goes for other modes. I don't see WHY we can't FUCKING PICK.
It's not like this fucking game is free.
>>162574357
You are just getting gud
>shitting it up in QP
>attack Volskaya
>pick D.Va and go around just stepping on the objective and then running around
>FOUR (4) opposing players start chasing me
>teammates can't win a 5v2 on the choke
Diamond is a scary place.
>>162571835
if by 90% you mean literally only 6 characters ever because any character without long range damage or their own mobility tools is now a gigantic momentum sink since every game will be about exploiting long range poke for free picks and holding m1 while vaguely facing chokepoints as pushing is now impossible
>>162573750
Jet Set Radio boy and Heavy Weapons Gal
>>162573859
Say "IS THIS EEEEEZ MOOOODE?"
Added benefit; Blizzard can't ban you for quoting one of the characters in the game.
>>162574431
Agreed. Game mode/map selection seems like an obvious feature.
>>162574520
They're probably not even aware of what you're doing and just assume the rest of the enemy team is hiding around the corner at the choke or something
>>162574321
He is.
Watching his Torb blow ster the fuck out back on the """experimental""" PTR was pretty hilarious, too.
>>162574569
>heavy with zarya shields and bubbles
>pic related
What would his ult be?
tank meta seems really boring and broken
should I wait until they fix this before I buy the game
>>162574670
tfw tf2 is dead because valve suck absolute cock
>>162574736
wait for a sale
there was one recently though, so it might take some time
>>162574431
Nope, never going to happen, they even push their shitty maps in tournaments as well, teams cant choose which maps to play on but have to take what Blizzard gives them. Blizzard knows literally only 3 maps would ever be played if they allowed map picking, can't hurt their shitty level designers' feefees.
>>162574736
No, you should just never buy the game.
when's the update?
>>162574670
exactly the same as roadhog's
>>162574046
>In a situation where you're duelling a Hog, would you focus the Hog or Sombra?
Sombra 1st to turn the fight a 1v1 and prevent boosters from being disabled. Though 1v1 against hog after a 2v1 might mean on a death, at least the loss of the mech.
>In a situation where you're trying to harass the backline, would you focus on Zen or Sombra?
Zen since he can heal sombra but not himself, he can discord me and taking down a healer is always priority, however ofc i'll watch my backsides and pay attention to the hack sound cue, after all a simple pellet is enough to keep my abilities from being hacked.
>>162574820
that's totally fuckin different though. if you want to be a pro then you be a pro at everything.
i just want to play for fun. i don't play ranked, i don't give a shit about rank, i just want to shoot niggers with junkrat and maybe switch heroes once in awhile but i don't want to play KOTH at all
>>162574736
buy game
LOVE DVA *winky face ;)*
profit
>playing any healer
>Mei says "I need healing"
>>162573750
The good old days of one hit kills and one hit deaths. Main since day one as well.
>>162575068
wow shit healer
>>162574670
Kritzkrieg: give critical hit damage for 12 seconds.
In OW, since 500 dps would be too much, i'd use the long range damage scale of about 100 dps; and since crits are 27 damage per bullet, 270 dps seems fair to Zarya's 100% damage of 190
>>162573081
Don't feel too bad anon. A mistake lots of McCree's make is holding on to it for too long, giving time for people to get to cover safety or otherwise counter you.
When Deadeye activates it actually starts building damage fast, you'll have kill-shots on 200hp characters (most of the cast) before McCree's even finished announcing his ult. I find it's best used to sweep away squishies so you and your team can mop up what's left, waiting on a kill-shot for a tank is hugely situational and mostly a bad move.
>>162574581
I would not be surprised if they did desu
>>162575068
You're an awful healer and should uninstall the game.
>>162575068
its one of those "i refuse to heal you because" retards
god I hate these
>>162575228
Actually, reading this, 270 seems a bit much. I'd scale down the time to about 8 seconds, or lower critical damage to bring down the dps to 200
>>162573750
Junkrat. It's fun blowing people up and flying around the map. I also go Lucio if we need a healer, because it allows me to lazy and not worry about shit beyond keeping everyone in view.
>>162575285
Why would any decent healer turn down free ult charge
>>162575068
i would do the same desu
>There's a duo queue on your team
I have never ever seen a good duo queue. They usually play some fucking retarded shit, or play redtardly then end the game by saying gg team was shit
>>162575232
>mfw play McCree
>fucking suck at him can't aim can't E to save my life, don't roll reload because I dont have good muscle memory and forget
>Get his ult
>its high no--- UGHH
>always die because I don't use it in a good spot / good timing
>>162575232
>I find it's best used to sweep away squishies so you and your team can mop up what's left
Thanks m8, that sounds like a very helpful tip.
He is actually more fun than I expected, so I do want to properly learn him.
>people still bitch about d.va no reload ability when she's riding a futuristic bipedal mecha that shoots plasma
>>162575474
>Duo queue
>One of them plays Mercy, other can play near anything
>Mercy only heals/damage boosts their queue buddy, only uses res if their butt buddy dies.
I hope these people get cancer in real life.
Does Christmas launch at midnight GMT or some time later?
>>162575285
or the, "Shut up, you don't need dmg boost."
these retards; like literally, uninstall and fuck off
>>162560793
>armor
the dwarf sounds impressed (as impressed as he can be about someone else's gear)
>>162575847
Normal patch time is 11am PDT tomorrow
>>162575812
I feel like she should have an overheat meter rather than a reload.
>mouse settings tweaked to perfection
>disable everything before starting the game (processes/internet traffic)
>train aim daily
>try hard as fuck
>40% accuracy on Soldier
>start the game (my account) at a friend's house while waiting for him to finish something
>he has 50 torrents seeding at full speed
>has no speakers
>never used his mouse
>didn't warm up
>didn't try in the least
>positioned like shit
>40% accuracy on Soldier
Should I just stop playing and uninstall?
>Ana taught mcmeme to shoot
Ana confirmed to have fugged prime jesse
>>162574670
Hero: Heavy Weapons Guy
Real Name: Misha
Health: 300 Health, 200 Shields
M1: Minigun, must be 'deployed' and takes three seconds before it can reach peak fire rate. Low damage per bullet but high bullet amount making him shredding in close quarters. Slows down heavy to 60% speed, makes speed boosts half as effective. 100 ammo belt.
M2: Spin up: Same as above but without firing.
E: Sandvich: Takes 5 seconds to take a hearty bite out of a sandvich, restoring 200 health but no sheilds.
Shift: Sock-em Soviet: Punches an enemy for 75 dmg, if kill makes fire rate 100% for 5 seconds after deployment
Ult: Iron Curtain: Unlimited clip, max fire rate, 30% speed, some sort of dmg reduction for 10 seconds.
Boom pootis is now another overpowered tank with a stupid kit
>DVa isn't part of the top-level teamcomp (Rein, Hog, Zarya, 76, Ana and Lucio)
>Blizzard buffs her again
What's on the table? Shorter cooldowns? Tighter spread? Remove her damage falloff? Shift/E abilities for Zero Suit?
>>162575829
>Do well
>Some random Mercy starts trying to pocket me
>Uses res on me only
>Immediately fuck up and die
S-sorry
>>162575989
40% is good! You are going to make it!
>>162575989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>162575285
Had a guy like that before. He was zen, ragequit healer and picked a dps class. One of the dps classes switched to mercy and we went from doing terrible to winning the match.
Ofc he got thrown with a "you suck at healing" by the new healer.
>>162576165
But she is top tier now
>>162576115
Someone do soldier. We need a real rocket jumper
>Player switches hero each time they die
Just bronze things
>want to play some QP
>defense
>defense
>defense
>KOTH
>defense
>defense
>defense
>defense
>attack but someone picks Symmetra
>KOTH
>KOTH
>KOTH
>KOTH
>defense
>defense
>defense
>KOTH
>attack backfill with 6 seconds left
>defense
>defense
>defense
>attack - reinstancing - defense
Fuck you Blizzard. Fuck you. I paid for this game too, why should I play the scapegoat role 90% of the time?
>>162575989
Main someone that doesn't require you to be good at aiming. That's what I did.
>>162576424
Stop leaving the match and you'll get to play attack.
>>162576292
Not in GM usage she isn't.
>>162575984
Yes but she hops on and off her mecha so many times that would be a moot point. Plus her gun barrels are really thick for what they're made for and considering it's 60 years into the future we don't know what kind of alloy her mech gun barrels are made for, mainly to be able to handle plasma.
>>162567585
Yup. Instead we got thicc attractive Mei.
>>162575989
Just keep playing, youll get better. Honestly as Soldier getting kills is more important than pure accuracy. Accuracy is better for Widow or McCree.
>>162576642
>made in china
lol
>place in plat
>losing streak puts me in gold
>retards on my team
>any wins are an overtime struggle where we barely squeak by
>every loss is a complete stomping
I just want to get back into plat.
>>162572921
Best Mei, cute as fuck, wouldn't even mind her kit.
>Want to be a better teammate
>Decided to turn voice back on so I can communicate better
>It's my entire team sperging out at eachother
Needles to say, I turned voice back off. Never again.
>>162576524
Then they wont buff her still
They only buffed her and soldier before because they were garbage in every tier.
Zarya didn't get nerfs for a while because she didn't see much play in lower elo
>>162576786
>>>any wins are an overtime struggle where we barely squeak by
>>every loss is a complete stomping
All these games have one thing in common, anon.
>14 points away from diamond
>Probably going to lose because fuck me
ehh
>>162576798
>Needles
Thanks auto correct
>play support
>teammates are running around like retards, dying
>go troll for rest of the match because you don't want to help braindead people
Am I the only one who's doing this?
>>162576524
Not surprising. Her blocking ability is worse than Winston, her ult is terrible and both Zarya and Roadhog shits on her.
Maybe D.va being OP really was a meme.
>>162577158
You are not alone, there are plenty of stories about other people who act like petty idiots too.
>>162576798
Unless you're high rank or in a group, voice chat is either barely used at all or just a way to initiate fights with strangers.
>>162576915
Yeah I know. But I promise I'm playing my roles fine. I'm either a tank or a healer. I can't stop the 76 on my team from sucking at aiming.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5hy8by/new_character_voice_interactions_in_ptr/
New voice lines if you haven't heard
>>162576195
>>162576204
I feel like having the exact same accuracy percentage in the best possible conditions as in the worst possible condition is a huge problem, makes me feel like I've plateaued, and at a shitty skill level.
>>162576461
Honestly if I could depend on my teammates to get picks, I would play tanks and healers a whole lot more than I do now. But it just doesn't happen.
>>162576707
Makes sense, it's just that tracking accuracy averages is one of the most tangible way to track progress, regardless of how faulty of a method it is.
>play Junkrat
>omg anon fucking switch you noob
>play Torb
>report this troll pls
>play Sombra
>really dude?
Bought this game to have fun but apparently only try hard meta is allowed or face verbal abuse. Nice toxic community.
>>162577402
rofl go play TF2 or something
>pharah calls reaper gabriel
Confirmed for being one of her 'dads'
>>162577402
I understand that you want to play Junkrat, however, your teammates do not want you to play Junkrat.
>>162577402
Go play in QP or Arcade. People are trying to actually win.
>>162577402
Well if youre in ranked expect people to tryhard... its ranked
how much longer until the holiday update
>>162577402
Block chat.
>>162577173
>Maybe D.va being OP really was a meme.
People only think she's OP because she effortlessly destroys average players who main bad heroes.
In the upper echelons almost nobody plays shit heroes, but in Diamond and below everyone sticks to their underwhelming mains and then complain about hot sticky DVa load in their face.
>>162577507
Yes everyone treats their coworkers that they live with for years by their position or code name rather than their 1st name right?
>>162577507
that's a handsome fucking reaper
too bad he's the eternal cuck
>>162577603
20 hours
>>162577346
>Maybe we could... work something out mate?
Junkrat just reaffirming his position as the best VA in the game.
>>162577173
>Maybe D.va being OP really was a meme.
She wasn't seen super often, got a buff, and is then seen all the time. People didn't know how to deal with her at first.
When you see something all the time, you start to learn how to deal with it or give up. People either pick counters or play to counter her strengths and now she doesn't seem so OP.
Oh Fuck Yes
>Pharah FINALLYYYYYY getting more character interactions
They know she exists! It's a miracle!
...you do know that Koreans disown anybody who married outside of their race, right? I'm talking worse than Chinese or Japanese. Koreans hate foreigners like they're the fucking devil.
>>162577314
man duo with someone you can trust is decent.
you don't need someone to carry you but having one more person you can rely on means the world in this game.
this is my first season and i duoed from silver to mid plat 26## in about 3 days after my placements
>>162577937
It surprises me more that it took blizzard almost a year since the game launch to implement more interactions and we still don't have a interaction for every single hero with everyone.
>>162577672
He wasn't her coworker, senpai. He was her mom's coworker.and also the name she heard her mom screaming from her bedroom from time to time
I wonder if pharah shlicked to 76 and reaper's posters as well
>win streak
>15 points to diamond
>4x lose streak
>win streak again
>now 12 points to diamond
>lose
i'm afraid to go on
>>162577807
>skill matchup
Mcree, Zen, Hanjo
>pure math / mindgames
Winston, Rein, Dva
>RNG / autism
phara, trashmouse
>who's the sneakier bastard
Reaper
i'd say you're better where it matters
>>162577402
>team actually tells the soldier to switch to junkrat
??
>>162577940
>go to SK to visit buddy in military
>go clubbing in Seoul
>Korean girls grinding all over mine and buddy's dicks while their cuck male friends watch in envy
Yeah okay buddy
>>162577807
Ah, the 5 point choke. I love doin that to people
It's impossible to have a game that's perfectly balanced. There's always going to be a 'best 6' that top teams pick.
If i hear one more overly conditional, convoluted buff/nerf idea I'm going to vomit.
>>162577937
All with former Overwatch members too which makes sense.
>We need a Symmetra for the teleporter, someone has pick her
Tales from Bronze
>>162578205
I don't believe that is a thing that has ever happened.
>>162578309
It just happened to me at high diamond.
Anyone currently in bronze or silver I can help out.
Heres one of the OWG's discords. PM Zeph
https://discord.gg/29Cd64x
>try to aim with arm
>forget and aim with wrist 10 seconds later
>>162577940
Sort of true. Koreans do hate foreigners more than other big 3 Asian races do. Chinese men will fuck anything thing though and take foreigners as trophy wives. Chinese women will marry foreigners if they have money or can give them a better life than they have. Japanese women will hook up with foreigners that can speak Japanese and that treat them better than Japanese men do. Japanese men are afraid of women period.
>McCree learned shooting from Ana.
Is it confirmed that they fugged?
>>162578416
As someone that likes Junkrat and thinks he's fine, I still find it hard to believe that in ranked someone told anyone to switch to Junkrat. I'm not even sure what the justification would be since I don't feel he's some sort of secret counter to the current meta.
>>162566393
Seasonn 3 '''master''' players are S2 platinums in disguise
>event is called Winter Wonderland
We all-inclusive politically correct now boiiis!
>>162578776
Pro tip: you can use A and D to strafe back and forth!
>>162578853
Ah. good to see that my """""skill""""" doesn't mean shit now
Fucking thanks, Enumshitter
>>162578983
Proofs?
>>162577940
>implying white people aren't the same
>>162578801
>no fatherly bond with Reaper
these writers suck dick
>>162578801
When mcree joined overwatch he was 17. 20 years younger then jack and gabriel. The youngest male in all of overwatch.
He fucked all the ladies.
>Junkrat - Hold M1 at enemy direction and hope you get lucky to get a kill
>Soldier - Hold M1 at enemy and get kill
>For some odd reason there are people who still play junkrat
>>162578210
How exactly does that contradict what Anon said?
Some 20-something (I guess) slut in a club grinding against you does not contradict that her PARENTS would disown her if she actually married a foreigner.
>>162579161
Unless they're Eastern Europeans or general rednecks, no.
>>162578853
>that hand
I didn't know the xcom aliens liked spouting memes in a video game.
>>162579030
What did he mean by this?
>>162578983
The fuck did you think it was going to be called? "Jesus Rocks and Bomb the Muslims!"?
>>162578853
haha look at my ego trip on full display xDD
>>162579319
didn't trolls, the mythological creature, have only 3 fingers
>>162579217
Area of denial. More burst damage.
>people who use the word 'tryhard' unironically as if it holds any value other than admitting you're actually bad at the game
>>162579067
It's on reddit
>>162579665
I agree with this notion
>>162579067
Whats with the sameface between some heroes?
Sombra looks like a tanned mercy with shaved hair and mccree and hanzo look really similar.
what if sombra could hack turrets, shield generators, and teleporters
turning them to her own team?
>>162579912
>lol blizzard designing human models
>>162552671
pls wallpaper of this pls
>>162579964
She would counter heroes whoa re already in a bad spot.
>>162578983
>hurr war on christmas muh political correctness boogabooga!
Why are Christians such whiny little bitches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbuYBqfs_30
>let's show all players what a shitty job this Reinhardt did
>>162579964
She cant hack turrets without ult because unless the turret is currently shitting on someone else its gonna snap to sombra instantly and prevent a hack since it stops hacking upon damage taken.
>>162579217
Concussion mine is fun, flying around and sending enemies flying around. Feels good to catch people in bear traps. Feels good to drop bombs all over the people behind a Rein shield by bouncing them off walls, or clear a crowded room with a series of explosions.
It confuses me that people literally don't seem to understand why people have fun playing Junkrat. Is it because he isn't hitscan?
>>162578983
The olympic thing was 'summer games'
seems it's just a seasonal theme, nothing wrong with that
>>162580061
>>162579912
Seriously why is this allowed
>>162579665
>Playing qp with a buddy and gets matched up with a team that has a level 20 on it
>Playing our mains because they're fun to us, hence why they're our mains
>Stomp the team
>get a message saying "one sec let me get my absulute most try hard comp ccharacter as a level 200 while im playing against alevel 20 in a casual quick play with my other golden gun sweaty friend"
>mfw
New bread is already up.
>>162550251
>>162550251
>>162580308
>Play Soldier
>get 4 gold medals
>player card is just for doing 12k damage
T-thanks
>>162579912
>>162580656
Not really seeing it m8
>>162558140
>playing hog
>thinking you're good
k
>>162580895
>absolutely wreck shit as Zenyatta
>Transcendence healing card
>>162581024
>4 gold medals as d.va
>get mechs destroyed card
>>162581024
>11000 damage reflected as Genji
>Dragonblade card
So Idk if this is right place to ask about tech support, but my girlfriend has been complaining about her game stuttering despite no fps drops, which seemed really strange to me but after checking it was true. Over 100 fps and the game still looks stuttery. Not quite 30fps kinda stuttery but almost like small constant rubber banding (despite being under 50ping at least).
Any searches online for stuttering found it to be related to fps, which isn't an issue it seems. Doesn't happen in other games so kinda confused.
>>162551547
Zenyatta and Dva (fotm)I have an extreme fear that all of my friends hate me and I think it might be coming true
>>162581457
tell her to not game on the Mac or the Laptop
>>162551547
>ZaryaI want a strong muscular bf to cross dress for and be his little princess while he gently makes love to me.And maybe dom him sometimes too
>>162577286
he's probably on console
>>162581457
Get an SSD
>>162582704
Not him.
I play on both console and PC and have a better time with funny nice people on console more.
>Route 66
>take the first round in overtime
>defense
>somebody on our team disconnects
>about to rage fully because this would be the fifth time tonight I've lost a match because of complete bullshit
>surprisingly, we are doing well for a team down a man
>press SHIFT
>the other team had a disconnect, too
>and nobody can talk on mic, for some reason
>the guy who was in a group with the guy who disconnected said that the d/c couldn't even get back into the game
>oh well, I nano boost Lucio on the last point to stall the payload, and we somehow manage to clutch it out
What the fuck happened to the servers?
>>162581743
>>162584556
She has a proper pc and running on ssd, it's a r9 270x so not great but shouldn't have issues