/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>162410780
>implying this isn't /gtag/'s Mount Rushmore of qtest girls

PURGE HAPPENING THIS MONDAY 12 DECEMBER 2016 LAST CHANCE TO AVOID GETTING KICKED FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS IN OP AND ON THE CREW PAGE TO AVOID GETTING KICKED

IF YOU ARE PURGED DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT JUST REQUEST ANOTHER CREW INVITE AND POST YOUR NAME IN THE THREAD

I know I asked for lewd OPs but this is a blue board!

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>anyone but Joacim

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>>162411083
Whoops, guess I'm just feeling kinda kinky today :$$$

>>162411469
as far as i know it's just a steam avatar, and it's not even that bad
quit stimming out

Who else can't wait to find out how shitty the import/export stuff is going to be?

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so how about those gamemodes?

>>162412419
>inb4 you can't make them without obligatorily being in a public session with other players

>>162411469
>autistic furry
you're forgetting that the one obsessed with sharks was just as retarded

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>>162412650
mfw that ban hammer hits every faggot time trialer and either resets or purges the crew for us

>>162412521
well i don't know the entire picture, but based on that post you seem to so why don't you go ahead and tell us what's so bad about it

>>162412825
>porn
>fatasses
something worse than furries, are fat as fuck furries with muh curves who love watching porn of furries/fatasses who weigh 50 stone

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Rockstar dev team member here

Ask me anything

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>>162412615
I don't think we have enough people that would join.

>>162412914
>R* dev
>hackfag

yeah probably

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New gang warfare type mode will be coming. You'll be able to limit what weapons people can use in it to keep explosives out.

They're also working on an entire new map but it's not near ready yet.

They don't work on GTA but know what they're doing.

My source also hates half of you asspies & you can't expect many more leaks because they can't stand furries/youtubes/attention whores & yall have left a salty taste in their mouth

>>162413184
Post predictions about Imports / Exports so we know you're a reliable source when the update comes out or fuck off. Tell us about how the Retro Comet will look or else.

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>>162413165

Believe me goy

>>162413249
so is this like a barneyfag scenario now or what

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>>162413184
what half do they like?

>>162413408
how do i make as much money as you

>>162413184
Don't expect the update to hit exactly on the 13th. The video got pushed back because
1) some idiot was spamming the fb page
2) It hasn't been approved on consoles yet & it could delay the launch

>>162413376
>"Go make specific demands to your source... or else!"
That's not how friendship/relationships work you fucking asspie.Generally with people like this they just tell you stuff. If you ask questions you'll just piss them off as everyone already does that. People like you are why they aren't going to be making posts themselves anymore

>>162412914
>actual dev sees you
>bans you immediately

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>>162413679
>Don't expect the update to hit exactly on the 13th.

>>162413486
Dunno, but I do know that JRV is getting hard reset & will be permanently flagged to only be able to play in cheater lobbies. So that should be a fun week of JRV spazzing out

>tab into game
>main menu
>alt+enter to go fullscreen
>Loading Online Stunt Series
ah ney

>>162413942
can you stop deleting my fucking outfits already?

>>162413909
Word for word, "The update is ready but if it's not approved by Sony for the store it won't go live. Most of the money made from GTA is off consoles. If it's not approved by them (they have to inspect every update before it goes live), then the update won't get pushed on any platform. Nothing we can do about that."

>>162414040
I'm not R*Fag. I also don't think my friend is R*Fag. But I do know for a fact they work at R*, & no I won't say how I know 100% for sure because I know you fags will go try to find out who it is & ruin it

>>162414119
How do you feel that everyone already knows this information because your not the only one who has a "friend that works at R*"

>>162413942
fuck you theres like 15 people in here that have consistantly cheated and regularly talk about and post about cheating right here with names. if these cunts can be KIA then what's the point?

>>162414119
if you can get someone hard reset, can you do us all a favor and make sure qt is one of them?

>>162414302
cant be*

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>>162414406
lol
>tfw I'll never be JRV
perks of being patient and gud

>>162414406
yea no, make sure JRV gets reset

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>>162414302
>"I don't care about cheaters. I care about people who are fucking assholes & disrespectful for absolutely no reason other than trying to be edgy. JRV is the definition of that kind of person & I'm going to make an example out of them"

mfw

>>162412914
fuckin loads of people got that t-shirt just by logging in one day, bugs gonna bug.

>>162413942
>>162413679
Give us anything specific about Import / Exports for us to confirm your veracity, faggot. If you're an actual leaker then it shouldn't be too much of a taboo to reveal one or two specific things that haven't been mentioned until now.

>>162414774
this happened to me after the mini update the other day. randomly had the 3 dev shirts in the clothing store. they look terrible though, shit logo/10

>>162414763
not sure who youre quoting

just do your fucking job you twat only cheaters but ALL cheaters should get btfo

>>162413942
>when you ruin it by posting such bad obvious bullshit

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>people are actually falling for a tripfag just because he's a tripfag

>>162414852
They haven't really gave me permission to post anything. I'm not dumb enough to post something unless they tell me I can. I know for a fact they work at R* & are gonna fuck with JRV for "being disrespectful". I don't want to be on that list

>>162414891
I'm quoting my friend not me

hello, people play gta here?

>>162414884
i've had the white one for over a year now i expect, don't remember when i first noticed it and i'm now wondering if it's what keeps resetting my saved outfits :(

>>162414852
Also this is how you come off to anyone who isn't a retard

>Post something specific even if they say not to or you're a fag
You've never had friends who work at game dev studios have you? last time I'll say it. If I don't have their permission I'm not posting it.

1. I don't want to be fucked over
2. I don't want to lose my intel. I've been told shit I haven't posted but what happens if let's say 1 of the 3 things I was told was intentionally false to see if I leak? Then I'm fucked, so fuck you. You aren't worth it. I'll only post shit they don't care about

>>162415007
Nope. Shitposting and roleplay general.

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>>162414987
>jealous because everyone fell for me? ;)

>>162415176
>i'm lying

boring, go away please.

>>162415296
Fuck it. Fine. I won't post anything else then

>>162415235
i was talking about the retard pretending to have """intel""", not you, you aren't interesting and no one gives a fuck about you, you dumb attention whoring neckbeard fuck. kill yourself already. step in front of a bus.

>>162415006
>being this mad that someone didn't like your dead dog pictures.

>>162415394
>anything else

you've literally posted nothing we haven't already read

>>162415176
do you honestly think anyone at R* cares if some nigger posts leaks litterally days before it happens and its just a shitty 1 of 20+ updates?

its not that big of a deal and im sure noone at rockstar really cares

>>162415176
>I have leaks
>I won't tell any of you anything
Fuck off to gtaf then

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>>162415453

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>>162415176
So sure, I could totally suck up the whole "I'm not telling anything because I don't want to get a bad rep" thing, if it wasn't for the fact that you just pretty much declared the existence of an entire new game mode and an extra map in >>162413184. So I guess you're under a very specific guidance where you can't tell small information that would confirm your veracity but you can easily shitpost major stuff without anyone bothering?

>You've never had friends who work at game dev studios have you?
NDA, nigga.

>>162415736
>trying to save face

>>162415818
i like that he says asspies instead of aspies, that makes me chuckle.

>>162415985
That's some Rockstar-tier humor, we'll give him that.

>>162414763
Yeah right, faggot. Jrv did absolutely nothing wrong. Stop trying to start shit.

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>>162415880

>>162413942
did people bother reading anything of his past this post?
>jet shitter that doesn't cheat getting reset and sent to "cheater" lobbies

sounds like someone's buttmad about Jrv having f u n, and a higher kdr i expect. keks for days

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>>162414763
>thinks rockstar would target anyone but menu authors

You fool no one my friend

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Who the actual fuck even is JRV and why should I care about him specifically over everyone else who i hate?

>>162416576
a faggot who thinks he is a bigshot when all he does is stay in a jet killing everyone

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>>162416785
Leave Jrv alone!

>>162416850
youre the same, except on a roof

>>162416850
deadass does anyone kno wat state jrv is in? i got a friend who works for tojo and he's willing to raze the earth with fire just to reach him

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>>162416943
Why do you think I stick up for my dude Jrv?

>>162417092
Because you're both shitters, also that dot on that radar is me.

>>162417092

RDR2 doesnt look so good

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>>162416785
So?
I love the idea that their are tiers of shitter and that they all argue between each other over who is shittiest so they can have someone on a percieved lower rung than themselves "at least im not JRV" mentality

Muh "I am black on the right side"

>>162417092
There needs to be a state of address telling everyone not to bully Jrv.

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Are the servers down right now? I cant login

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>>162417501
Tiers of shitters? sounds nice.
Tell me qt, are you a shitter of what tier.

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>shitters interrupt supply runs
>you and your crew decide to fight 'em out
>come out with overall more kills than them
>they get salty, call you trash and leave

Does this always happen with FDMs? I try to avoid them when I can.

What settings can I use to make my third person aiming better?

>>162418367
yes this explains all of them to a T

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>>162418323

>>162418323
>You will never play a GTA game with traffic this dense
I know you'd never be able to get anywhere in a car, but if it focused on motorcycles, you could weave between the traffic.

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>pre-content drop /gtag/
lmao
see you in a couple days

>>162418182

servers r died

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Tfw crew session is full so you end up killing some pubs and they bring out kurumas -> insurgent -> tank in the following 35+ kills then rockstar servers explode in the middle of it all being very lag then I get kicked to my own server.

SAVE SUCCESSFUL

/endblog.

>>162418553
>Not enjoying pre-content drop days because people who stopped playing come back for a couple of weeks
Its like a family reunion.

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SERVERS ARE RIP

>>162418491
I'm being dense, like that picture I posted, for the hell of things.

>>162418531
When we get back to Liberty City

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I can't even join any crew member right now.

>>162418658
I hope someone breaks into your home tonight.

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>>162418553
>Cant handle the bantz

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>>162418832
Why would you want that

>>162418748
>>162418818

So it wasn't just me. Damn, I was dominating a Sumo game.

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When the whole squad looking fresh

>>162418763
>Liberty City
:'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTYEXej9Kv0&list=PLKZvuOsP6bmDo2E3ZTQW1Ds3lsVUXD8a-&index=43

>servers down
was this scheduled or is this just your regular rockstar bullshit

>Rockstar servers under heavy load.

BAN WAVE INCOMING BOYS!!

Servers working in overtime adjusting the funds and balances of all of the hacked money. Expect to wake up tomorrow morning with a lot of wiped characters.

>Purge Monday.

Perfect.

Fucking.

Timing.

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>>162407392
right here

>>162418984
I hope the intruder chooses a knife or some wire as their weapon of choice so you can experience every moment of trauma, too.

>>162419183
>gay technologies of V
>back at Liberty City
I just hope they git better with subway, add more routes and shit in the next one, whenever it gets released.

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>rumours of an EB110 on Tuesday
>think back to when I played Horizon and didn't realise what I was getting into when I engine swapped the car
>mfw

Really hoping it's actually good I wouldn't mind something that could surpass my Re-7B desu

Also really hoping the alleged R34 is top tier like the R8

YOU'RE FIRED, INTERNET.

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>>162419292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0

>>162419491
>more routes in subway
fuck yes
the subway was my shit back in IV, hope they add running trains too in MP

>>162419530
POWER OF THE CLOUD

>>162419514
I hope someone catches you on a sidewalk at night.

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>>162419581
>fuck yes
Hello subway bro.
>all those times just fucking with everyone by using the subway
>beating missions by just taking the subway instead of cars
>just touring places by using the subway
Just like my live adventures in NYC sometimes, except now I'm stuck at a Naval Air Station

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>>162419687
that sounds kind of hot

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>>162419595
>Rockstar makes radio ads making fun of "The Cloud!"
>Game has lots of problems with the cloud
>Players spend most of their time literally stuck in the clouds during loading screens

>>162419768

Unlike your tranny pancake ass.

>>162419768
I hope you accidentally sit on a syringe at work.

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>>162419818
arent they all pancakes?

>>162419885
i hope it's filled with morphine!

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>>162419739
>driving around hove beach
shit man, was GTA IV pretty comfy or what?
maybe it's because i've actually been in brighton beach, but damn were the subways comfy as fuck
>tfw you fucking remember being in this store with your parents not too long ago

>>162419942
I hope someone finds the key to your house, duplicates it, and drops copies of it all over your town with the address engraved on each key.

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>>162420115
mmmmmnf yess I hope they do it in baltimore

Will money i earn not count if the cloud saving BS isn't working?

>>162420209
I hope someone realizes who lives at the address and makes the right decision.

link related: (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgrG1o8vESw

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>>162420390
it seems as though you have a lot of pent up aggression and anger. what's wrong anon?

social club is back

>>162420904
>6.15 x 7.45
Is that his dick measurements or what?

>>162421552
That's an impressive chode no matter how you look at it.

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>>162421552

>>162421789
Is that you Annie?

stop that ERP

>>162421864
where can you see if its happenning

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>>162421864

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>>162421864


>>162421894
No

>>162422026
You like blater's big curved cock, don't you?

>>162422092
No, now fuck off with this shit.

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>>162422027
-Snapdragon

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>if I mowed down these faggots shitposting I'd get booted for crew killing

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>yfw you were born just in time to witness the banwave

Some people reporting that their account has been hacked, maybe the servers are fucked and info is mixed.
I suggest everyone to check and change passwords

>>162422280
>Leave the crew
>Do it
>Ask for a reinvite when you got it out of your system

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Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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welp see u guys

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>>162422337
>LIZARD SQUAD

>>162422324
Show boipussy.

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>>162422280
Do it and say you're sorry or misclicked.
You can probably do it one or twice.
I mean hell I won't kick someone for a few.
Don't be excessive about this shit though I can't let that slide even though it's GTA.

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>>162422568
>>162422616
HAPPENING

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

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>>162422813
>>162422616
>>162422568
srs?

>>162422616
They changed the ban form 2035 to permanent, you are using one from last year and changed the screenshot filename. It would be 2036 even if they didn't change it to permanent.

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>>162422280
Do you want me to dust off the ol' kuruma so you can blow me up with np?

>>162422641
Give me back my bigshot lieutenant rank pls kaz, i was only gone for 2 months.

>>162418984
I also hope the intruder ravages your tight boipucci.

>>162422931
DELET

Is there a list of girls in /gtag/? I want to know so I don't inadvertently call them a dude and they take offense to it

>>162419942
Why is everyone a girl.
Why is /gtag/ so gay.

>>162423110
Christ

Just got the damn game and yesterday some dude made something and suitcases with $2000 rain from my head

Is this some hackshit and will I get banned? I ended up getting $500,000

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>This entire thread

>>162423110
The only ones that get offended at that are tumblrinas, idiot and fortunately, none of them are.

>>162422890
>>162422616
>>162422568
TT fag here, cheated my way to lvl 383 it 3 days in public lobbies, haven't been banned, calling bait

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>>162423181

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We're gods

>>162423521

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My garage is being haunted by the ghost of a Rustler.

>>162423521
What car is that one?
T-20?

>>162414114
your brain has been blended

>>162423576
FMJ

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>>162423521
>Those colours
>Those wheels
Are they meant to be ironic?

>>162423521
Thanks doc

>>162423367
are there glitchs for money right now?

>>162423615
X80 Proto*
i'm a dumbass answering questions i don't know the answers to

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>>162423576
x80 proto
banshee 900r

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>can't save to rockstar servers
>over and over
>suddenly banned message
>wait an hour
>not banned

thank you dukes

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>>162422616
MON CROISSANT

>>162423617
We're absolutely serious.
That's how we see the beauty.
Neons, tinted windows, custom tires and custom tirecolor.

>>162423753
gib duke

>>162423753
Always loved the dukes. My friends always shit on me for it but fuck is it fun to drive

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Trolling is a art

>>162425390
>Trolling crew, not even a crew member your friends with
For what purpose?

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Considering the banwaves and the update...

How much money are you sitting on atm?
More importantly, how did you earn it?

>>162425448

He escaped immediately and shot me

>>162425475
7.5~ million at the moment. Most of it grinding crates and VIP missions from rank 1 to nearly 90.

Will probably blow it all on the upcoming update like a idiot.

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>>162425475
>grind myself 100 million and a stupid rank
>not banned

>>162425475
I have sixty thousand dollars.

>>162425475
I'm sitting on enough, anon.

>>162425858
>I bought 125 Megalodon Shark Cards
No one is this retarded

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>>162425713
Congrats dude. Finally someone doing the right thing, don't let these TTers shit on the integrity of the proper GTA community.

Either buy shark cards, grind, or GTFO.

Period.

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>>162425972
lol u mad???

>>162425475
Enough
Methods

>>162423753
What color scheme is that?

>>162426015
How many layers of irony is enough to kill a man?

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>>162426047
hell yeah!

PS3 master race!!

>>162425475
5 million through hard work and determination

>>162425390
What is the car on the right?

>>162425475
75 bil cash, 15 mil bank

>>162425475

Near 80 mil

None of it's legit, I do it to fuck over the greedy dev's and dumbasses who buy shark cards.

So. First of all I'm nothing to do with R*. So I have a few predictions...
1) the DLC will be released on the 20th as that's when everybody's on holiday from school.
2) the DLC needs to be verified by Sony. I'm not sure but Because COD IW and BATTLEFIELD 1 are expecting a DLC on Tuesday all space will be taken up and PS4 won't be able to take 3 major updates on 1 day.
(As I said I don't know if a DLC is coming for sure on those games)
3) R* will have seen the leak and delayed it whilst they find they find the leaker.
Thanks for reading and please feel free to correct me or give me more info.

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so I guess we're not getting a trailer?

>>162426207

I don't even have one and I know it's a nightshade, learn how to identify cars by their profiles fucko.

>>162426203
ep!k my d00d

>>162425475
600k
Heists, VIP Work and crates.
Normally i'd do the 2x$ jobs, but the two current ones are terrible.

>>162426341
hey, you my dude right???

>>162426261
nys
>>162426265
You are stupid, also learn to proofread
nys

>>162425603
The ban waves come with the big updates.
If you are not banned by the time Imp/Exp comes out, then you'll know it's safe.

>>162426416
You look like a tranny

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guys help. ive been so lonely lately and im about to break

my gf broke up with me because she heard i was 'TTing' i have never been so sad in my life...

any advice for someone like me i thought about buying her a shark card so she doesnt have to grind but she wont even talk to me guys please help

>>162426379
Kill quota is really fun though.

It's just gungame for toddlers, but dat rail gun.

>>162426487
Kill quota is not in 2x$ anymore, but yeah, it was entertaining.
No one plays it now though.
Always 2vs2 matches.

The current ones are Extraction and Deadline.

>>162426463
buy me a card I will help youi

>>162426303
Probably not until next week. Unless it's today

>>162426570
fuck off ross

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alright guys, im calling out spydurr117 im challengeing you to a 1on1 deathmatch you little fuckface ive had enough of you tting with my friend moa wings and sasying these shitty things about him okay its time foro you to fuck OFF

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btw im pretty sure all this shitposting is coming from Spydurr

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>>162426661
>black people wearing vans clothing

It's like I'm really at work.

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>>162425475
Only 1.3 million.

But all of it was earned legally without mod menus or TT teleports or violating the NAP, you goddamn statists.

>>162426737
>white people wearing pants 3 sizes too large

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>>162426732
>>162426687
>>162423709
>>162423450
>>162422619
>>162425972
>>162426113
>samefag

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>>162426054
midnight silver

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>>162426928
>newfag

>>162426838
>>162426847
>>162426865
>>162426928

samefag

>>162426928
what did he mean by this

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>>162426847
>>162426865
???

>>162426965
see? proved my point dumbass

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>>162427010
please stop this madman

>>162427010
Is this an AI trying to learn how to 4chang or else?

>>162427010
Stop doing so much mescaline

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>>162427081

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>>162427081
why is this allowed to happen

>>162426901
Matte? Worn? Metallic?

>>162427113
Because you don't report shit like this

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>>162426303
Probably not, at this rate the update might not even be out on the 13rd :/

Great choice of color for your Lamborino, by the way.

>>162427139
>implying reporting does anything

The janitors only ban you if you disagree with their opinions.

>>162427189
It's worth a try desu.

this is the most cerebral kind of shitposting

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>>162427241

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>>162427241

Guess someone got kicked for being a crew killing sperg and is now shitposting

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>>162426928
>>162427010
>>162427081
>>162427169
>>162427241
>>162427336
>>162427415

Report and hide, anons. Report and hide.

this isn't fucking happening, i'm outta here

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>>162427415

>>162427417
are you for real

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B A N S H E E 9 0 0 R
E
S
T

C
A
R

Where are the mods and why aren't they dealing with this shit?

What is this? Stop please

Yep, it's Spydurr117 posting this shit.

Spydurr: so i decided im gonna go ahead and shitpost on /gtag/ since everyone on there is a kike anyway
Jay: wtf
Spydurr: might aswell nuke it

>>162427639
Tell spydurr to get in the fuckin cah

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>>162427719
YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL

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>>162427639
Kek, has he been banned from the crew already?

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>>162427132
metallic with frost white pearlescent

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>>162427719

Hi im rockstar faggot i just came here to say that yall got bamboozled.

There will be no trailer or dlc at day 13 and many of the things i said were lies

I will get back to work now got money to make and retarded pc childrens to ban

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>>162427819

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>>162427819

>>162427824
Will we at the very least have our Comet Retro?

>>162427904
No comet classic

Yall just a bunch of weeaboos

>>162427762
I guess secondary is the same.

Pretty nice color, most Dooks I've seen are usually some shade of black or orange.

jesus christ, and I thought sc/dota/lol threads were bad. what type of cancer has invaded these threads?

>>162428078
Some under age leaf

>>162423753
>no roll cage

kys

>>162428078
Shut up you play moba games you are a disgrace to your family

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>buying shark cards

>>162427762
looks more like matte my dude

post cool vans

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>>162428316
Do not click this spoiled image.
You will only question your faith in man.

Really whoever actually spend physical money on fake virtual currency should die.

This is the same kind of people who spend money on candy crush or any other mobile game

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>idiot uses a public menu and gets banned
>takes it out on people not affiliated with rockstar or even menu creators

>>162428397
Why so many in the same day?

>>162428397
>plays on pc
>spend alot of money on sharkcards
Kys , i rather glitch, get gifted by hackers or die

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>>162428397
why

>>162428583
My grandad's inheritance came through.

>>162428550

who is this semen demon

>>162428641
I mean, why not buy a bigger shark card?

>>162428439
Can't hear you over my 10 million crybaby

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>>162428332
Gotchya covered senpai.

>>162428397
Kids in africa could have eated that money

>>162428637
>>162428583
Mystery's no man can answer.
Besides the obvious one of he's a moron.

>>162428728
ok well it's a start

>>162428725
I got 53mil you filthy peasant who spend real money on fake money only got 10

>>162428868
10+ 60 is 70 i got 10 million a couple of days ago

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R8 best car.

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>>162413942
I literally don't cheat at all, nice bait m8

also

>control+f
>jrv
>1 of 14

wew

>>162429218
Can you not see the car you fucking retard?

>>162429272
*twitch twitch*
that's you, faggot. shut up.

>>162429397
>not liking the stratum

End thyself.

>>162425390
>t. JohnL

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>never been banned
>want to cheat because tired of being poor
are bans now perma, or can I do some shit to get super rich, eat a ban and return later more powerful than ever?

>>162429817
The ban policy got changed, you can't do that any more.

First strike is a 30-day ban, and all your shit gets wiped. Money, rank, properties, vehicles, everything.
Second is perma.

>>162429817
Just get money dropped on you, you won't get banned for it.

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>>162429817
1st time your account gets wiped, 2nd time is a perma-ban.

Just don't think about what the rest of the players are doing. Look it at as an opportunity to play smart. Don't buy a bunch of apartments just for vehicle space since multi-story garages are coming out. Instead, just rough it out in your car and take all the work that's offered to you until you can afford a nice office. Don't buy all the weapons because they'll either be useless or you'll get them free later. Stuff like that.

It'll get better real soon, anon.

>>162430143
>just grind, good goy

never

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Why do all the Dukes come with SA Exempt plates? Are they secret LSPD pursuit specials or something?

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>>162430340
Do you intend to drop this game any time soon? What are you afraid of? Just drink the fruit punch.

>>162430346

The car the Dukes is based on used to be the California state police car

>>162430427
...California used '69 Chargers as police cars? Was this during Arnold's reign?

>>162430340
Okay, goodbye and thanks for joining us then. See you in another game!

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>you'll never camp inside the MeTV building again
>you'll never see confused players who don't know about the entrance trying to reach you thinking you're somewhere on the rooftop
>you'll never slaughter waves and waves of the players who know about the entrance and go aheand charging in through the corridors and fall defenseless into the elevator pit until you're out of ammo again
>tfw you'll never parachute into Star Junction as a last ditch effort to escape pursuing players again
>tfw, even if Rockstar does port Liberty City into GTA V / Online, they'll probably lock up or remove all the interiors altogether

>>162430480

California uses Chargers right now. Why is that hard to believe?

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>>162430480
>I'm a retard

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>>162430524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNJwR29dzE

>>162430628
He's probably an Eurocuck who thinks all the police forces in the world drive BMWs and Lancers.

>>162430143
guess I'll have to. I don't really mind being poor, but was hoping I could take a shortcut. I'm currently up to $4M and thinking I should player smarter with my limited funds. Already have the $1m apartment and over a dozen cars I wanted, plus the business.

Guess I'll just find a guide on how to make money faster.

also, if anyone wants to do pac runs, please let me know. I have the apartment and kuru ready.

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>>162430524
>camping inside the MeTV building
>not roughing it out in the Majestic building or the warehouse from Hostile Negotiation

i bet you didn't even know how to enter the FlyUs building

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>>162430761
Actual eurocuck here. Our ones aren't even BMWs and Lancers, but these shitty things.

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>>162431003
Maybe yours
In my shitty country they use Kurumas

>>162431316
>Kuruma
>Impreza
>Not Evo X

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T DO THIS

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>>162431316
SPAIN?

>tfw want 2000/e21/e30 bmw
>if they put it in they'll fuck up the front fascia
:^(

>>162430346
>>162430427
Not the first time they slightly reference that, since Wade Heston had a Dukes in Chinatown Wars, and he was a LCPD detective.

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>>162431003
>>162431316
At least you ain't me.

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>>162431548
It gets worse too. In some cities they still have these things in use.

All you have to do is import a Dukes (kek) from the USA and I guarantee you they won't bother. At night whenever I'm coming back from the club there's street racers everywhere and cops don't even bother going after them because they know they can't. It's like Fast and Furious + Mad Max here.

Eurocrap... Only japan,usa and australia knows how to make cars

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my bikes stuck

>>162431706
>Australia
>Making cars anymore

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can i talk about bully here
sequel fucking
W H E N
H
E
N

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>>162431982

>>162431706
Europe literally make the best cars

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>>162431769
my cars stuck

>>162432247

Jesus Christ, that's ugly.

>>162432294
Ute better take that back

>>162432294
it's not for looks it's for doing sick skids in your maloo cunt

>>162432247
>2015 car
And? Holden, Ford and Toyota are basically dead come 2017.

>>162432254
Oh yeah, we're the makers of infamous shitboxes like BMW, Opel, Seat and so forth. At least Audi and Mercedes are still decent.

Just for once I'd like to go out and not be almost hit by the Eastern Europe version of a dudebro driving his junked up 20-year old BMW.

>all PCucks banned AGAIN
KEEEEEEEEK WHO DIDNT SEE THAT COMING CHEATING SHITS
PURGE IS HERE AND ROCKSTAR IS PURGING PCucks