/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

>thumbnail
>not even an edit
you had one job

>>162376367
>hasn't killed himself yet
you had one job

>dunsel spent 15 minutes trying to send a xeno monkey to centcomm
>dunsel trust a changeling that then ate enough people to get horror form

holy fuck

No job ban Sec.
Ling was friendly.

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>tfw when you just want your husbando to notich you but his friends wants to bully you.

You know, round ain't all about collecting valids. If you didn't like it feel free to request a job ban on the forum

>>162376695
>tfw you want your husbando to bully you

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>"friendly horror form"
>random space carp prevents xeno migration
>xeno queen hides from a mech she can easily kill
>can't ship a xeno larva to cent comm because apparently cent comm has people on it? do admins even rp?

What a round of disappointment.

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>Hit horror form ling 5-6 times with a 132pot nova flower
>It barely even flynched

AHHHHHHHHHH

>Allah and the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) never answered my prayers

>>162376747
If a ling horror forms and you've found husks, GUESS WHO THE MURDER SUSPECT IS?

>>162376856
Ling was friendly.

>>162376915
It killed several people.

job ban sec, jesus christ

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>>162376915

>>162376991
Shhhh, autism speaks and we all have to listen.

>>162376938
If that was true, sec would be jobbanned.

>>162376856
There were 3 changelings in total. One was killed, the other was known and there was another one.

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>>162376915
Nobody killed it cause them tentacles in public.

>>162377042
Answer me this. How does a ling get horror form?
If you know the answer to this then you should know it wasn't fucking friendly.

>>162377069
>husk in xenobio maint
>friendly xenobioling
>ayys in xenobio are fed several individuals

Friendly!

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>>162376915
>Friendly antag
>Friendly non human aberration that already conducted murder on somoene to get its form
>Friendly syndicate sent parasitic lifeform that already murdered a crewmember to even have its form, and whose only reason for being inside the station is to murder, steal and cause chaos

On how many layers of mental retardation are you on now, my good anon.

>>162377159
>syndicate sent
that's only when they're both a ling and a traitor

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Reminder that just by being on board the station, the ling has killed and replaced at least one crewmember.

Friendly wizards I can at least understand, because you can at least have antics being a bumbling court mage for a while.

What does a friendly horror form do? "OH LOOK, I GOT HORROR FORM, I DARE YOU TO SHOOT ME!"

>tfw skeletons actually could fit into SS13 because their lore is that they're victims of wizard federation attacks
>skeleton players just act like retards who play skeletons for wacky jokez

>>162377339
Aren't all lings connected to the Syndicate anyway?

>>162377159
They are all conected to the syndicate, if you are a traitor syndie, it just means you succed a actual traitor instead of a normal crewmmeber for your present form

>>162377441
>>162377339
The syndicate isn't even a completely united entity. It's a loose alliance of different factions, all of which hate cent comm.

In politics, this is called a 'big tent', and as a result, there is some infighting but they're still technically on the same side.

>>162377365
>the ling has killed and replaced at least one crewmember
What if the crewmember died from other causes and the changeling merely found and absorbed their body?

Also one time I was a friendly ling and the clown got a bananium coin and littered the hallways with banana peels. I was able to use my horror form to drag crewmembers across the peels to the shuttle.

I hoped you liked those pies in front of your office, janitor

>>162377565
meant for
>>162377339

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>>162377616
Okay, if that's your RP story, then I can take it, but I'd expect you to tell sec or the captain at the beginning of the game that story.

You could get creative about it, maybe acting like you and the crewman shared some borer-esque symbiosis before he died.

But late game? And horror form? No, you're shoot on sight. Screaming "friendly" isn't fucking RP at that point, you've spent the game lying already.

Ditto for friendly vamp. You want to start the game by telling medbay you need blood to survive and go on a small prank war with the chaplain? Go for it.

But lingxtended is not fun to watch.

>>162377860
>But lingxtended is not fun to watch.
This is a very important point.

By being "friendly" what you're really doing is ensuring nothing of note happens during the round and admins are forced to bus in more antags because of your failure to antagonize anyone.

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>>162377860
>borer-esque symbiosis before he died
You just reminded me I have a very long and autistic reasoning why when I play borer it acts like a more aggressive version of one of my AI characters.

it's fun, but no one cares

>>162378015
Exactly.

This isn't about valids and it's not about going to town on the station in horror form either.

It's shit or get off the pot. Either do something - creative or traditional - or don't bother selecting antag.

>>162376915
I TOLD YOU BRO.

There is no such thing as friendly in space unless you are talking about Pomf
A friendly antag is a dead antag.

Next time someone says their friendly and confirmed an antag I'm going to have kill them.

It kills me inside watching as medbay was carrying the station 200% with bodies coming in neverendingly.

>>162378283
>It kills me inside watching as medbay was carrying the station 200% with bodies coming in neverendingly.
Pretty much none of them cloned either, I always hate when surgery becomes such a mess

>>162378283
Ian is a friend to all.

>>162378386
Ok, Ian and Pomf are friendly

>>162378015
You can be friendly while still causing conflict and being interesting.

How to make ss13 look less shit

food idea: robo-slider

2 robo heads
10 flour

causes a random limb to become robotic (not including head)

>>162378652
Give us $50,000 to hire an art team

>>162378678
why a head instead of an arm/leg

also as much as I think nanites are fine this is food not magic. explain exactly how eating a robot head makes you have a robot arm.

>>162376832

He did. He answered your prayers the entire time, and delivered you from death by the hands of humble engineer.

>>162378652
When you hire an art team. Or even make it yourself.

>>162378283
Ian is a friend to all.

>>162378913
how does eating a robot burger make you into a full blown robot bitch?

>security officers grouped together having a discussion
>graffiti "shitcurity" right in front of them

>>162376797
nova flowers are a turd compared to Death Nettles

>>162379170
>thing is retarded so lets be more retarded
great work idea guy.

>>162379364
Did you get arrested? I know I would.

>>162379485
>>162379364
Vandalism is a crime.

>>162379451
why do you play this game?

>>162379485
>>162379541
Nope, I was a clown, so they didn't care

>>162379629
its fun and i enjoy it. the real questions why did i respond to your idea.

>>162378652
when you hire the goon guy who did the sprites for r44whatever to un-bungle all the halo and mass effect shit people have added

or an offensive lineman to kick wad and niggly in the gonads, whatever works.

>>162379170
nanites.
they change all your body.

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>>162378652
It actually looks pretty good.

2D sprites are always nice. If I was to make a SS13 remake, I'd make it isometric.

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If anyone cares here's my pov from that shitshow. Pastebin because it's too long

http://pastebin.com/07WaJy4w

>>162381332
You did fine you disgusting waifufag, of everyone to blame, you really arent one.

Its the "firnedly" ling I got a issue with.

>>162377365
I main trader and I hate when other traders tell me they are a ling.
(It's vox metaclub etiquette to let each other know when you roll antag especially as trader, and buy each other toys with telecrystals)
When you're a ling, you're no longer my trusty cousin Kitachta, your the monster that killed my trusty cousin Kitachta and gave him the succ
but sadly immulstions are secondary to vox metaclub customs, so I have to restrain myself from chimping out and killing ling traders

>inb4 birdhate

>>162381083
fuck now I want to play this and Caesar III

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>>162381698
>implying you aren't all lings to begin with

I understand your point, though. I think it's a little different if it's medbay being told that they might want to feed the vamp monkey men or bloodbags under the table.

>>162381083
>isometric

die

>>162381698
They could play it off as having been the bird you've known since the beginning and he succed some random hobobird that nobody would miss

>>162381698
>>inb4 birdhate
nah don't worry, the hate is all for metafags like you.

>>162381861
>implying 3D high poly graphics aren't cancerous bloat for genres like simulation and RTS.

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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 1 vote and a 3% chance of winning
I have strong feelings about belts.

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Daily Reminder that Checking the Manifest is POWERGAMING.

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There is literally no hope for the human species.

>>162381976
>entire crew hates on birds all the time
>they start sticking together and having each others backs
>REE METAFAGS
you created this

>>162382004
I like this meme

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>>162382004
>that feel when I was that 1 vote because I knew it was rigged

HAHA! TIME TO OBSERVE!

>>162382169
lolno. it's not about birds, it's about a ling.

>>162381698
le epin birp people :>
cheekus breekus let's steal copper wire

>>162381698
>birb trader etiquette

worse than dark souls bowing

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>>162382447
>Birb trader

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>ask politely
>HoP hands over the disk
when nuke ops goes right

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>last doublenigger i played as bird my target was a station bird
>tell other traders i have to kill a bird that is under NT leash
>thy all say it's cool because NT literally brainwashes an slave our kind and any vox working from them is worth less than scat
>target walks in asking for a trader hardsuit, trying to hide fro msomeone who is after him
>other traders already know that he's my target and lead him to the locker room
>i hide in one of the lockers
>tricky pen him when he opens the locker
>toolbox to head
>behead, strip, space
>we all get a free id, a NT hardsuit and a few shiter juice injectors for free
Vox trader metaclub is great

>>162381912
all vox traders are cousins
they say as much every shift, it's basically cannon

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>>162382447
>space jews
>not having stupid customs
>not being nepotistic as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V2lxFWBqfI

>>162382673
That's only one trader as far as I know.

>>162382607
But you left me on the station

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>>162382715

>>162382824
Correction, he left you floating in space.

>>162382614
>not challenging him to a 1 on 1 bird fight at the outpost
extremry dishonarabru

>>162382883
Right, still was fun as first time nuke op

>>162382614
did this happen several months ago, and was your target tahki?

ling

>>162383191
No Isn't Tahki a trader?

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>>162383272
Stay mad, faggot.

>>162383443
post more of that QT

>>162383498
Sorry, obscure LN. That's literally it.

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>>162383567
D*ng

>>162383705
I feel you. It's illustrated by the same artist who did Spice and Wolf's LN.

Mr.Strange is dumb! Dumb!

>>162383917
>give me all access
>ok here you go

>>162383425
most of the time

>>162383917
>I'm a good HoP because I wear a fishtank on my head!

>>162378015
Well the thing is he isn't playing the game to entertain you, he's playing it for his own amusement. Nothing wrong with that.

>>162383917
Doesn't he RP a homestuck character as well?

>>162384247
>>162385114

last i saw him he looked like some plague doctor

>>162384786
Then he shouldn't pick antag roles. Antag's entire point is to make the round interesting by adding some form of conflict. "friendly" antags are cancer who do not understand the POINT of an antagonist in a story. Would Harry Potter have been interesting without Voldemort? Would Star Trek be interesting without the be-hattened alien of the week? Would Star Wars be interesting if the empire just gave out cookies and handjobs to people insteaad of fucking shooting people?

>>162385258
No, he walks around in some stupid white pool ball hat that makes him look like either an OC or a homestuck character

>>162385338
oh yes i've seen him doing that a lot yeah.
bit of a dumbo.

asking for captain as random not on manifest

no this is bad idea


oh wait it was good idea


also oh man checking the logs to see deadchat

>>162385285
There's no rule against it though.
He was fulfilling his antag objectives given by his employers which makes it his job to fulfill them. He was in a way boring to watch when he acts friendly in horror form but if he is completing his job we can't ban him for it, we can give him shit for not being entertaining, but it isn't bannable.

>be dionae miner
>can get into mining hard/space suit
>find space suit
>>your species does not need this

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>go through all the effort for a bar and bakery setup and it looks great
>it's nukeops again and shuttle gets called literally while i'm in transit to visit the station

>>162385974
He didn't fulfill his employers objectives though

>>162385974
this >>162386249


It's basically fail RP

>>162386331
>fail rp
>on a 'light rp' server

http://www.strawpoll.me/11846765

Cast your vote.

>>162386141
yeah we never commented out the baystation foot fetish checks
how's that for smooth

>>162386393
>bring up his employer giving him a job to do
>say he didn't do that
>BUT THIS IS A LIGHT RP SERVER

fucking why?

>>162386393
well yes. if you completely ignore the character you're supposed to be playing, it's fail RP.

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>>162385398
>"Mr. Strange"
>First name: "Mr."
>Last name: "Strange"

I don't think there's anything more obnoxious than this. Clowns get a free pass for it, but an HOP named 'Mr. Strange' who walks around wearing some sort of mask? How old is this faggot?

Pick a first and last name. You want to keep 'Strange'? Fine. You want to keep your stupid OC Donut steel gimmick? Whatever. But for fuck's sake, pick a first name.

>>162386393
Yes, we do expect at least some modicum of roleplaying. The basics, like acting like an NT crewman or having some general knowledge that you exist on a space station in the future and not 2010's era Earth.

>>162386393
>>on a 'light rp' server
>as "light rp" meant "no rp at all"

>>162383917
is Mr. Strange the new Dr. Slipp?

>dummo will never return

>go to bar
>skeleton bartender
>he only serves milk
>cargo is blown up
>all of cargo comes over to drink their sorrows away
>one guy gets pissed off that there's no alcohol
>skeleton is getting offended and talks about how good milk is for your bones
>cargo guy still wants alcohol
>bartender whips out a revolver and magdumps the guy
W E W

>>162386393
we're light rp in that we use rp to scare off people and get our rival players banned while we continue to be spastics and or greytide
if you don't minmax for those epic jecties like me you're a fucking hippie nox facepunch faggot and need to mosey the hecc on back to fricken d2kjew boo boo fuck you
I jack off to the changeling game mode you can't EVER touch it.

>>162386591
yeah that's why playmate of the year Reica Carter runs around screaming "lel" while she steals shit. Classic en tee crewman right there buddy wifey material right there.

>>162388224
>not subscribing to the theory that internet leetspeak becomes galactic common vernacular

>>162388546
I mean, it makes sense. There are people today who say 'lol' instead of actually laughing these days.

>make female character with hair that's not black
>Browns and natural reds look dumb with hair styles
>gay peacocking colors look decent

Is this why waifus do it?

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>be first time traitor
>get station blueprints and captains jetpack
>blueprints should be easy, I'm already an engineer
>break into CE office
>no blue prints in their locker
>must be on the CE
>think about luring the CE back to his office by asking him if he did all this damage to it and using some stealth weapon
>so many people around though, decide to scout out captain jetpack
>apparently its in his quarters
>try to break into telepad so I can weld right into his quarters
>get instantly arrested, gassed, then spaced

>go in ghost form, jetpack isn't even in his quarters

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>162387778
>revolver
>magdump

>>162389742
No, don't you understand? He emptied the tube on that guy.

>>162389719
>objectives

>>162389593
no they do it because if they had the money they'd turn themselves into a freaky pete burns tier transvestite in real life
natural hair colors look fine

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>>162389870

>>162390350
No, don't you understand? He pumped the whole ammo box into that guy.

>>162389870
>>162389742
Yeah he put like a whole clip into em.

>>162390246
Black is the only one that doesn't look like total shit to be honest

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>>162390565

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>>162389593
>Browns and natural reds look dumb with hair styles
Delete this.

>>162390235
>get station blue prints and captain jetpack, escape alive

It's so much harder when people know which items are important and start carrying/hiding them

>>162390835
In game

>>162390674
I don't disagree

>>162390829
No, don't you understand? He filled that guy with a lethal dosage of 9mm.

>>162376797
Horrors have 800 hp if I remember correctly.

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>>162391034
I know.

>>162391016
>doing your objectives

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>>162391162

>>162391016
>mfw I carry the blueprints just to rename rooms like a shithead

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>Mr. Strange says, "My helmet is basically apart of my identity"
>Mr. Strange says, "It's what makes me so special"

>>162391768
>Mr. Strange says, "It's what makes me so special"
What did he mean by this?

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>>162391768

>>162391615
what, am I supposed to just go on a killing spree? sounds borin

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>tfw a Vox Trader can become a Traitor and have the objective 'steal an RCD' and nothing else
>tfw on Defficiency you can make an RCD at roundstart in under 50 seconds if you play your cards right
>tfw you can even have the 'steal jetpack' objective
>tfw you can obtain a jetpack within 20 seconds on every single map
>tfw you don't even need to visit the station yet for some reason you need to leave on the escape shuttle

>>162386249
So are we going to ban every antag who fails their objective?
No, we aren't unless they're showing gross negligence towards the objectives (under admin view) they're failing their role, if they show they're somewhat aiming to complete their job (under admin supervision) than they shouldn't be banned.

>>162392872
If you don't do your objective AND do something stupid like "Friendly antag" no fun shit you need to get antag bans. Yeah.

>>162392830
>vox traders can't be antag targets
>but they can be antags
bullshit

>>162393025
I believe motive has a say in this, if they're playing "friendly antag" to help complete their objectives, than go for it, it won't win you browny points but if it helps, do it.
But banning people from a role even though they show signs of doing their job because they use a gimmick you don't like? I can't get behind that.

I agree with you saying to ban people who completely neglect their jobs and do some shitty gimmick with their antag abilities, to perma with them.

>>162393346
they totally can be antag targets, at least things like cult sacrifice objective

>>162393443
I'm talking about people who go "friendly" and fail their objectives. I'm all for pretending to be friendly to weasel your way to your objective and causing fun but if they don't either and still continue to be friendly for multiple antag rolls they need to take time off from it

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>"friendly" antags

>>162392830
it's because Vox is the token furry race of /vg/
they have extra protection from the shitmins
and if you try to fight them back when they grief you they'll just pray to cawmother or whatever and get a free antag roll to fuck your shit up

>>162394029
I'm pretty sure the admins have given fewer protections to birds in the past, not more.
If you're being a shitter, you get banned. Like those two Vox trader-a-likes. Note the lack of shitty Traders now.
Just ahelp it my guy

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>>162376191
>be cargo
>going to ask botanist a question
>see one of two Botanists
>Yell "Hey hold op" to get him to stop
>he stops and says "why what are you gonna do, sting me?" and runs off
>I just wanted to give the other botanist his crate he ordered

when will these meta gaming cucks fuck off and die?

>>162392413
>it's either murder everything or do my objectives and then do nothing for the rest of the round
Use that noggin of yours to come up with something interesting, surely you can do it, it doesn't need to be complicated either.

>>162394418
That's when you take a pen and gentle prick him.
Then when he starts beating the shit out of you call for security.

I ran into the barkeep sucking someone in maint, if I didn't run into them maybe they would have gotten greentext

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I don't have access to the masks for a helium tank. What other methods work lads?

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>try to get everyone infected quarantined
>they want to loot chemistry for whatever reason
>the virus ends up spreading and I have to kill so many catbeasts

>>162393778
I agree with you, if they refuse to do their objectives and do shitty gimmicks like that, ban them

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DO IT DRAGONBRO

>>162395346
>objectives

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>>162395356
>>they want to loot chemistry for whatever reason
probably to fucking cure the virus jesus christ

>>162395356
FUCK being a virologist, I did it one round and if you dont get the antibodies rolling INSTANTLY everyone will shit on you and for some reason the antibodies I used didnt work even though it came from the sample they gave me.

>>162395449
Dude, it was fucking over. We were purging at that point.

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Where is Fritz.

If we just put Bicrard-Kelo-Imido-Hyperzine-FrostOil-Antitox- Blood-Kudzo im Telemedbay, we won't even need Staffers anymore. We can just let the Kudzo in the teleporter room heal every one, and then they can just stand up and untangle themselves. And they won't have to deal with waifu fags and wild rides anymore.

>>162395539
that sounds like a good way to get the entire crew to come in and kill you

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>I'm the clown, Happy Hanson
>Negotiating with the HoP to get money for giving him intel
>I see Amelia break into the HoPs office, disarm the HoP, tase him, run away with his PDA and ID
>I slip Amelia, give the HoP his stuff back and the gun
>Somehow he doesn't stun Amelia again and she runs off with his ID
>I get the HoP to make me his body guard
>See Amelia break in again, slip her again, she gets out after a while
>I get all-access from the HoP
>See Amelia in the hallway, zoned out
>Drag her with me to the HoP and some bird he was talking with on the bridge
>She wakes up, I slip her and locker her
>HoP tells me to "do whatever" with her
>I brig her for 60 minutes, warden is all to happy
>As I can't cuff, she's just in her locker
>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"
>Amelia Adams says, "Happy Hanson add me to your skype call"
>And some other stuff...
>Denies doing anything wrong
>Kills herself
>I search her, HoP ID on her... She could have just walked out of the brig
>No, snowflake Amelia must throw a temper tantrum, ocky icky and kill herself
>She thinks I was metagrudging her together with the HoP, because why else could anyone be as brilliant to catch her?

Really makes you think. Interesting stuff...

http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/12-December/10-Saturday%20admin%20only.log

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>>162395635
Good luck. Fritz will have the shield up, and teleport any one who dies into the healing kudzo.

>>162395683

Too happy*

Also, after she killed herself, various people came by thanking me for it. The IAA clubbed her relentlessly with the gavel, for instance.

>>162395683
Please ban them, or make a ban request literally cancer

>>162395394
Sorry man, not tonight. It's 1AM for me so I won't be able to see it through, and waay too many people on right now. It'll overburden the roid, and there's a whole lotta people who'll just welderbomb because they're bored.

Maybe tomorrow

>>162395878
>>162395683

Amelia wasn't even antag.

So first, she steals the HoP's shit, attacks him. Then she repeats that. When she gets her shit handed to her by a fucking clown, she throws a fit.

Mmmkay. No longer my waifu.

HOS IS A LING

>>162395683
Ban request that fag

>fucking up my zombie picture

Oh no my clicks


nice to know it antagonzied someone

>>162395683
If theres not a ban request in 24 hours that means I am going to have to do it and im gonna be mad

Fuck off Mr. Strange. You got what you deserve.

>>162395994
It's cool

twice today now i've spent 30 minutes from roundstart speed-autisimming up some excellent trader stock and then getting it all erased by a super-fast round end
this is why i get burnt out on spess and stop playing for months

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>>162376191
>Its a botanist tries to be a tough guy and threatens all the otheir botanists becase I need muh plots to grow no fruit shit episode.

>>162397610
What happened

>>162397453

Yeah, no. I adminhelped it. That's enough - it was handled.

I really don't care, but I thought it was funny. Amelia hasn't inconvenienced me too often, though she does tend to validhunt, unless I'm confusing her with someone else (which makes her fit all the more interesting).

>>162397701
>That's enough - it was handled.
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
doesn't seem handled

>>162397665
>tfw same nigger botanist steals every single minihoe so we can't build farmbots and tries to restrict me to one side.

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>HoP promotes head rev to Warden without telling any of security episode.

WEW. That loss was literally all the HoP's fault that round. They went and ganked the CE and then handed out pistols to the revs that returned to the HoP line and shot him through the windows.

Congrats HoP, you played yourself.

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>>162397783
MUH CHARACTER IS C-R-A-Z-Y ABOUT HIS HYDRO TRAYS

>>162397853
HoP is hot fucking garbage and needs to stop playing the role for a while, period.

>>162397697
He got shot in the face by a rev in plain daylight, just like a hit, it was pretty entertaining.

>>162397853
Mr. Strange again? Give them a temp head ban lmao

>>162397771
you don't handle everything with bans

>>162398102
you handle that stuff with bans

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FREE GARRUS

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>PR that improves your job is opened
>don't feel like playing your job anymore until it's merged

>>162398583
Chemist?
I know exactly what you mean either way

>>162398583
oh god I know exactly what you are talking about
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12715

>>162398102
They didn't even talk to them so I am making a ban request in a day if nobody else does

>>162400180

They did.

http://pastebin.com/5FHCiWED

Full log: http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/12-December/10-Saturday%20admin%20only.log

>>162401258
the trialmin did fuck all, barely looked into it, or asked around

>>162401258
small_boss didn't even question amelia as to why they were trying to steal shit from the HoP as non-antag or ask the clown or HoP as to what went on, how is that handled at all?

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>>162401258
Not handled even a little fucking bit, make a fucking ban request anon, that's ock in ick without even counting the shit amelia did that round
MAKE IT
MAKE THE BAN REQUEST WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU NOW

muh ________

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>>162401258
> Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"

Someone make that ban request, I am not good at wording shit or I would

>>162403153
Last time I made a ban request for something I observed Pain threw a hissy fit. If you aren't involved apparently you aren't allowed to report it.

>>162403153
If you were the one who was affected, you gotta, man. Unless the HoP can instead.
Tips: be objective, don't provide anything besides the details and maybe your personal opinion separated from it. Just explain what happened and what Amelia did wrong, basically, THEN explain why it should've been handled better by small_boss

>>162403409
Just do it, Pain will most likely back you on this one

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>my waifu keeps revealing herself to be nothing more than a cunt

>>162403715
Welcome to reality, think of a way to kill youself and make the pain go away.

>>162397853
>>162397938
fuck you dickheads how is anyone ever suppose to learn a role with you fucking cunts constantly talking shit

>Give someone an open and needed job
>OH FUCK HOP HE GAVE THE BAD GUYS THE JOB ON PURPOSEAOSKFNAO[KFNA
>deny job
>OH FUCK HOP IS LITERALLY HITLER DUMB ASS WONT GIVE SOMEONE A MUCH NEEDED JOBSFDHAIFOAI

suck my dick I will continue to be HoP and shit up your games so I can improve

>>162403823
The lesson is loyalty implant sec positions before you assign it

>>162403823
fuck off, learn to play a non head role first

>>162403823
fuck off "mr. snowflake"

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>>162403823
>HoP fucks up everything over and over
>expecting to not get critique for it
>when you've been playing the role for WEEKS now
you're not still learning the job, you are at the point where most people have learned the job
at this point, you need actual raw critique about your fucking mistakes, not pandering bullshit about how you're still in progress
you fucked up three fucking rounds or MORE today with your incompetence, twice forcing them to end at the fucking thirty minute mark, ruining everyone's fucking day
fuck off and read a guide if you're too afraid of the spooky spooky 4chan thread full of people who actually give a shit when you fuck the round up
or go back to hippie where literally NOBODY cares

Is there any way to cancel a surgery action without moving? Moving causes it to automatically fail, which causes more damage.

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>>162403823
this is space. stupid shit happens all the time, and you will be blamed for it by asshats that have their sphincters clenched when anything goes wrong.

The most you can do with this is just move on instead of getting angry at the people getting angry at you (there will literally always be people getting angry at you) and try to learn from your mistakes.

I was on sec, the biggest problem wasn't that you promoted an antag (you had no way of knowing, neither did we until they killed the guy), the biggest problem was that this just random nobody showed up without us knowing he was promoted.

A gentle suggestion would be, if you're going to promote someone to a department, make sure their new co-workers know they're coming in some way.

>>162395683
alright im going to explain what happened

first time i took the ID i literally just walked through two hacked open doors and took the ID from the computer, HoP tried to zap me and I disarmed him and shot him back and then left after some yakkity sax with the clown and got put in the brig like five minutes later

second time i took it i did hack open some shit and then just took it from the computer again and then left and the HoP was AFK or some shit because he was taking like fifteen minutes to give this person their ID back

i got chased around by dunsel for like ten minutes, my UI bugged out and I reset my BYOND to fix it

clown had dragged me into the brig by the time I was reset and was arresting me and putting me in for 60 minutes

then I had to go somewhere IRL so I killed myself because I didn't want to deal with sec bullshit

never stole his gun just took his ID which is not banworthy unless i do it like every round and then its valid for rule 0 but ive literally never done this before

sure that was rude that i complained about the skype thing but every time ive ever seen someone doing the "bodyguard" thing theyve been metagaming

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>HOS Searches the entire Service Department on Code Green, because the AI "said" some one had all access
>HOS arrests a Diona and puts him in jail for 5-10 minutes for throwing the janitors mop down the hallway after the janitor wetted the main hallway
>Opens doors and Plasma Zas's half the prison

SIMPLY EPIK

>>162404381
you're a fucking non-antag why are you doing this shit in the first place?
fuck off to hippie you god damn shitter.

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>>162403823
Didn't you suicide round start this round? Way to stick it to us.

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>>162404124
>tfw it wasn't even him as the HoP
>strange was actually outside begging for a job from him

>>162404115
I will do this

>>162404121
this has nothing to do with learning to play HoP

>>162404124
wtf does this even mean

>>162404129
how the fuck do you know how long I have been playing HoP and it has certainly not been weeks you sperg, I am not Dr.strange if you think I am. and "critique"
>HOP SUCKS A DICK, SHOULD BE JOB BANNED
yeah thanks for the advice

>>162404140
Switching hands maybe

>>162404381
>first time i took the ID i literally just walked through two hacked open doors and took the ID from the computer, HoP tried to zap me and I disarmed him and shot him back and then left after some yakkity sax with the clown and got put in the brig like five minutes later
literally just self-antagging
>second time i took it i did hack open some shit and then just took it from the computer again and then left and the HoP was AFK or some shit because he was taking like fifteen minutes to give this person their ID back
literally just self-antagging again

krampus come fast

>>162404494
Seriously, what was up with Sec that round? They should've arrested my ass 12 times over, especially with that fumble at the end.

I feel like a jerk for being that traitor and telling the secborg to uncuff me twice

>>162404601
No? I was an engineer.

>>162404578
HoP's incompetence was seriously funny. he had his ID stolen by someone else that round as well. This was the same HoP that made a Nuke Op the captain a few rounds ago.
it was just funny to fuck with him and I literally caused nobody harm at all because all I did was run in circles from people.

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>>162404494

>a botanist did have all access.
>i was obvious about it with insulated glubs and toolbelt.
>Had interacted directly with the AI about it
>HoS and cronies are too tarded to see me for what I am
>proceed to arrest and focus down thicket.

well shit nigga.

>>162404639
i watched Mr Strange kill himself as HoP. Please. Stop trying to save your reputation by lying.

>>162404140
Drop/pocket the tool or switch hands

>>162404328
ok I will do that, but if we need several heads who should I promote? People say dont just promote randoms but should I hold fucking interviews or what?

>>162404770
assassitaints steal the captains ID all the time for fun. i don't see how this is any different

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>>162404796
We're talking about the one that promoted the rev to warden you absolute retard

I know you're a retard because the HoP died being shot that round

>>162403823
Nigga how do you fuck up easily the easiest head role there is.

>>162404926
you are the worst kind of shitty crybaby, you greytide so fucking much and then scream and cry when you get your shit pushed in for it

>>162404851
Nice, thanks.

>>162405027
oh im sorry i thought we were referencing the just recently passed round where mr strange killed himself in front of me at round start

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PLS CLICK


also one round I will not fuck up adding the photos

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>>162404926

>>162404660
You want advice about how to play head? Pay. Attention. Play any other role, but pay attention to how the round goes. See why they go right, or why they go wrong. HoS is all about instinct moreso than any other role. And clearly, you don't have enough knowledge of the game to know what to do.

>>162405125
defending myself from being banned is not the same as being a cry baby.
like ive said i have literally just been a submissive scientist/doctor for the past few months.

>>162404926
And stealing the captain ID as an assistant is highly discouraged, sometimes even punished.

>>162405328
you literally OOC in IC about a skype call because you got caught being a cunt, you are a cry baby

>>162405282
HoP* not HoS. Yes, HoP is all about instinct. It's knowing when to give the Mime engineering access or not when they ask for it. It's also asking Sec if they REALLY need a new guy. It's being aware of what departments are lacking that round. It's communicating.

>>162404381

Clown here.

>clown had dragged me into the brig by the time I was reset and was arresting me and putting me in for 60 minutes

No, I dragged you to the conference room on the bridge, where you awoke. Then I slipped you and put you in the closet, once you started moving. Only then, after getting the OK from the HoP, did I transport you to the brig.

>then I had to go somewhere IRL so I killed myself because I didn't want to deal with sec bullshit

You threw a hissy fit over being metagrudged / metagamed. Feel free to check the logs. I spoke to the HoP for a long time. The reason I stuck with him was that 1) he was unrobust, 2) I was a clown, 3) I wanted money for a big band musical set, 4) I figured you'd be back (and not because you're Ms Special Snowflake, but simply because that's the MO of shitters).

>never stole his gun just took his ID which is not banworthy unless i do it like every round and then its valid for rule 0 but ive literally never done this before

Don't lie.

[15:39:28]ATTACK: Amelia Adams (skippers) disarmed Mr. Strange (extermination55)
[15:39:32]ATTACK: Amelia Adams (skippers) fired the energy gun (proj:electrode) at the floor (231,193,1)
[15:39:32]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Skippers/(Amelia Adams) shot Extermination55/(Mr. Strange) with a /obj/item/projectile/energy/electrode</font>
[15:39:40]ATTACK: Amelia Adams (skippers) has pickpocketed Mr. Strange's ID Card (Head of Personnel) from Mr. Strange's (extermination55) ID slot.
[15:39:48]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Amelia Adams (skippers) was hit by the energy gun thrown by Happy Hanson (curver)</font>

http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/12-December/10-Saturday%20Attack.log

>sure that was rude that i complained about the skype thing but every time ive ever seen someone doing the "bodyguard" thing theyve been metagaming

You were a fucking shitter. At least apologize for being shit and acknowledge that you were shit. That way, you can stop being such a special fucking snowflake cunt.

>>162405493

shots fired

>>162405493
Amelia Adams completely btfo

>>162405493
alright i will apologize for accusing you of being in a skype call that was shitty

also when you said "stole his gun" i thought you meant "ran off with his gun" but i left it in his office before i left.

that round was super shitty behavior, no joke. i was greytiding super hard.

obviously it wasn't okay but ive already got a note for the IC in OOC thing and taking an ID isnt banworthy

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>>162405493
>clown lecturing greyshit
>collaborating with HoP to remove greyshits

never thought i'd see the day

>>162405493
BAN REQUEST THEM PLEASE, YOU WOULD BE HELPING ALL OF US OUT, WE CANT DO IT OURSELVES BECAUSE PAIN WILL FLIP, WE NEED TO BE DIRECTLY INVOLVED

PLEASE

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>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"
>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"
>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"
>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"

>>162406295
>this is what /vg/ looks like in 2016
>it'll go off unbanned

>>162406295
>>162406797
unless I'm a retard, the rurus just say that ock ick gets you brain damage/catbeasted/lets the admins do whatever the fuck to you

>>162407076
Yeah but the admins did nothing, and that said person all did a bunch of other bad shit, all of it together warrants a ban, and I hope Pain wakes up and see's this.

>>162407305

Like you've never done something shitty?

Please.

>>162406028

Just don't do it again. Greytiding is fine, but don't feel entitled to anything once you do it. I mean, what you pulled would have made it valid for me to behead you just for shits and giggles.

>>162407674
This isn't the first time they have done shit like this, they toe the line with bullshit like this all the time

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>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call"

>>162407305
0. Admins may disregard any and all of these rules if they deem it to be in the best interest of the current round, the server, and/or the community at large. They will, of course, be fully accountable for their actions if they exercise this privilege.

4. IC information and OOC information should be kept separate at all times. IC in OOC can be a no-warning ban of 15 minutes, more for severe cases or repeated offenses. Metacommunication is a no-warning permaban.

7. Even if you take no bannable actions during a round, the sum of your actions may be bannable. Even if the sum of your actions during any given round isn't bannable, the sum of your actions across rounds may be bannable. Additionally, any admin of Game Master rank or above may decide to ban you simply based on your attitude and general behavior without having to cite any specific incident. They will, of course, be expected to be able defend their decision.

For rule 0 I'll restate that I NEVER greytide. The only time ive done anything regarding greytiding was a few months ago when I tabled and cuffed a doctor because I was being a dick (this is out of several years playing on this server)
only other times ive been in trouble was a job ban from head roles because I was retarded and didn't know how to non-lethaly disarm someone with a baton (i was fairly new)

For rule 4 i wouldnt call an incorrect claim that someone was metagaming a "severe case of ic in ooc" considering that it harmed nobody and just made me look like a retard. ive also never had any other cases of ic in ooc before so it isn't a repeat offense

so the sum of my actions is not bannable and the sum of my actions across rounds isnt bannable either. won't happen again, i know it was shitty to do but it isnt deserving of a ban

>>162408196
I am going to make sure you get banned

>>162408196
>wont happen agian

that's what they all say shitter

>>162408196
all ic in ooc and the reverse is bad this isn't TG where you get to explain game mechanics and tell people to click verbs and shit, you keep ooc and ic seperate except for post-round

>>162407674
>Like you've never done something shitty?
Fuck off, retard, stop protecting your stupid shitter internet friend. He has been playing for long enough to know this shit behavior belongs to Hippie, not here.

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>spend 6 rounds cultivating murder vines
>finally spread to station
>immediately taken down after only getting two ppl.


RIP
why do i try

>>162411585
nice Icky ocky

DEAD: Julia Brandt mutters, "why is everyone so retarded"
DEAD: Saigon Sam cries, "you seem to be the head of that department"

>>162411585
the vines got like 10 people, what are you talking about, the ones above the bridge had like 6 bodies, botany ones claimed a few people too.

>>162411780
botany ones werent mine i dont think

what a fun fucking time. cant wait to perfect them.

Thanks Bob Ross, got to have a lot of fun discussion about medbay with you today.
Couple things:
1. We ran out of those 50u antitoxin pills VERY quickly.
2. Your cryomix healed clones half as quickly in total. Since we had to speedclone at least 6 people in 4 minutes at the very end, I'm glad I swapped out both beakers for my mix instead of yours. Mine isn't great, but it fits the guide criteria. 30u cryox, 30u clonex, 15u alkysine, 10u antitox, 4u ryetalyn.

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>Warn otheir Xenobotanist about PolyKudzo and how it eats floors
>We should reinforce them first
>nah bro i'll just fight it back
>10 seconds later he's Zas'd into a hole in the floor and killed

Sorry to the borg I shot to death I thought it was a mob coming in the brig and shot it

>>162412234

I FORGOT ABOUT THE POLY MAN

Post the meaning behind your silicon name!
inb4 "memes"

>>162412190
>Antitox in cryo
For what reason? If its the filler chem, put something like coffee or hyperzine in so cryoed people dont have slowdown when they come out.

>>162412592
>static naming as silicon

>>162412592
Whenever I play MoMMI I call myself Panda because I was thinking about pandas the first time I played it. I don't really play borg but if I get borged I just use whatever my character name is with .'s inbetween the letters.

>>162412645
It mixes into tricord with the inaprovaline that clones start out with. It clears toxins naturally so that they don't continue damaging the person in cryo. In addition, since clonex and cryox can't heal toxin damage (AFAIK), antitox fills that niche nicely.
It doesn't help MASSIVELY for clones, but is really handy for anyone else.
Could be wrong on parts of this though, feel free to correct me.

>>162412592
HEROBOT reporting in. Whenever I'm a borg Im a serviceborg named herobot that just says antisemitic jokes.

when im AI im OWLIE and i just say HOOTHOOTHOOTHOOT all the time

>>162412645
>>162412854
>the inaprovaline that clones start out with
No no no no no PLEASE
CLONE INAPROV REACTING WITH ANTITOX HAS NEVER MATTERED AND WILL NEVER MATTER

The reason why you want antitox in cryo is because while cryox and clonex heal toxin DAMAGE very quickly, they don't remove poisons
It's relatively common for someone with toxins to be shoved into cryo and then it's just cryo limbo because cryo only treated the symptom and not the actual poison

>>162412645
Also, coffee hasn't been worth a damn for ages and if you put it in cryo I will find you

>>162413463
>remove poisons
Yeah, I mentioned that, I didn't realize that was the main reason. I'd been told before that the tricord mixing was, instead.
Thanks.
>>162413569
>he doesn't put coffee, vomit and milk into his cryo
baka desu

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>>162411585
Kudzu is terrifying simply because people dont know what to do to deal with it. Its super easy to deal with 90% of the time otherwise.

>>162412592
AIs who don't use software related names are huge plebs.

Y'know, I thought that you could hack the Supply console?

>>162414779
soldering iron my lad

>>162404381
KRAMPUS
R
A
M
P
U
S

>>162405493
be the hero we do not deserve

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>>162405493
DO IT
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=20
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=20
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=20
WE LOVE YOU HAPPY HANSON

>>162405493
>add me to your call
BAN BAN BAN

>hop made a nuke op captain
>did
>not get
>a
>job ban
I cannot hold all of these wuts

HELP IN DORMS SUCCUBUS GIVING ME THE SUCC AND STEALING MY SOUL

>>162415597
The alternative is to metagame the fuck out of anyone asking for a job or access.

Alternatively make a ban request you shitass

>>162416049
>checking manifest
>meatgaming

baka

>>162416116
how do you check the manifest

>>162416176
it's on your pda dude

no offense but if you don't know something like this you really shouldn't be playing a head role. wait till you get the ropes.

>>162416176
your PDA or the ID computer
shouldn't take more than 4-5 seconds per person

>>162416049
I'm just saying, out of principle, you fuck up that bad you get a few day memejobban
That's how it goes for engineering

also
>crew manifest is metagaming
if you feel so strongly, make an issue for it to be removed on GitHub

>>162416412
Theres a difference.
If you fuck up engineering its 100% your fault.
The hop fucking up by giving an antag a job is really limited to not implanting for cap or sec or killing people as hopcurity

>>162416243
I don't play head roles.
>>162416273
That sounds tedious.

>>162416412
So make a ban request then

Amalia Adams is such a cuck

>>162416539
>that sounds tedious
It's not tedious.
Here's the steps:
1. Guy asks for ID change.
2. You drag your PDA into the main screen, which opens the window without you having to be holding it.
3. You already are in the manifest window, so you scroll down to their current department to make sure their name's there.
4. Oh, wow, that took five seconds MAX.
5. Oh, wow, he's not on the manifest. Now that I'm not giving him Captain access, he can't end the round in 20 minutes flat by taking the nuke disk without any effort. Now that I know he's likely a nuke op, I can go secure the disk and keep playing the video game without everyone else's round being ruined and the nukie's jobs being trivialized by my incompetence.

>>162416680
I like her when she isn't bullying me about my name

Where are the airscrubbers that are meant for the SME on deficiency?

>>162412592
Robot bosoms of considerable size.

>>162416698
That's something I would consider tedious.

>>162416745
I actually do like you as well, Emilia. Most of it is just bantz

>>162416897
It took 5 seconds. Changing IDs already takes much longer than that.
It's part of your fucking job as a HoP and if you do it everyone will like you more. If you don't do it, it's the same as making your pills in Chemistry random amounts (lol 5.6667u and 6u and 9.1111 antitox everywhere because doing things sensibly or consistently is tedious) or doing literally anything in the game beyond the base minimum.
Yes, it's 'tedious', if you actually have ADHD

>>162417037
>implying most shitters wont sperg out and try to non-antag murder you if you try to look through everything instead of giving them their all access cards

PAIN WAKE THE FUCK UP AND BAN THIS FAG

>>162416529
>hop bans are pretty much only for killing people as hopcurity
I got a week head/sec ban from fucking ghlor for 1 bad arrest as hopcurity (acting captain, no sec) with no previous bad notes

fucking faggot

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>>162417213
Free greyshit banvalids. What's not to like?

>>162405493
>3) I wanted money for a big band musical set,
I love this game.

>>162417037
Consistency is tedious, dull and tiresome. I do not enjoy doing the same task repeatedly, at least not in the same way every time.

>>162416539
>That sounds tedious.
said the ss13 player, without a hint of irony

>>162417631
There are certain jobs where you can play that way and thrive, but most jobs in Space Station 13 need SOME level of consistency or you are going to fuck things up.
I completely understand what you're saying, but HoP is one of the latter, which is I assume why you don't play it. If you let nukies get a free win, that is AWFUL. If you are too bored of repeatedly changing access on IDs to actually do it, that is AWFUL.
Essentially, if you can't pay the repetitive toll, don't play the repetitive role.

HoP isn't that repetitive to me. It's basically gimmick central. You can ask all sorts of minor but fun things from people in exchange for service. You can pretty much act like a Captain without the title and organize people to do shit.

It's what you make it. Maybe to you it's just changing IDs.

>>162417906
I can do repetitive, I just would rather I not do repetitive.

>>162418029
Yes, you can do fun things with HoP. No, you can't forego certain aspects of it because they're tedious. Nobody EVER said you can't do fun gimmicks as HoP.
>>162418128
I completely understand. Don't play HoP, I guess.

>>162418029
I remember once the HoP was asking for food in exchange for access upgrades. I didn't have anything on me except my starting equipment so I handed him a bandaid and just said "It's edible." He punched himself in the mouth and then patched it up with the bandaid and just said something silly like "Tasty." It gave me a good laugh at the time.

>>162418156
Thanks for understanding. Or something.

>>162418308
No problem anon. Sorry if I ever came across hostile, I'm a little fuming at this Mr. Strange guy for fucking up people's rounds, and hopefully he does better in the future
I've had really, really pleasant experiences with him too, in the past. His medbay bar was great fun.

How do people spin around so quickly? This is clearly very important.