/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Naka bp

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xth for dutchmen, being dutch and dutchology

>get disconnected because WTFast is dropping packets
>error 3102 for a solid 10 minutes
When the fuck will they fix this ridiculous logout system?

v thread up guys

>>162369871
Just find a DRG MNK and NIN in the /vg/ linkshell

naka buy phone

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Any elezen here who like kissing other elezen? Just asking for a friend.

>>162369974
Why don't you marry Seto.

>they are called bio soldiers
>they don't use any water attacks

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Who /B o s t o n M a j o r/ here?

If you wanna watch the grand finals together come out to Mih Khetto's Amphitheatre in Gridania!

Balmung, of course!

>>162370060
no but I like getting teased by elezens claire

>>162370110
He won't let me call him Kaiba...

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>>162370060
Absolutely 200%

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knight of isghard looking for female voidsent to suck the soul out of my body ending my existence forever

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>>162370060

Depends

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>when your dumbass cat accidentally takes a pic with your webcam

>>162370271
What kind of c@ do you like?
Do you like a tiny cat?

>>162369632
>face2
Finally!

>>162370180
kill yourself

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So I recently unlocked NIN's Shukuchi, and first thought was, "ah, escape move from AoE", but are there any other useful utilities with it?

>>162370720
not really its situational
shukuchi is pretty shitty though

>>162370720
Mostly avoiding pushback/saving your ass from Sophia tilts

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>>162370537
All cats are good.

>>162370720
gap closer or to mitigate knockbacks

>>162370931
Renko is CUTE!

>>162370720
A pretty bad gap closer. You can use it to return to the boss after having to move away for whatever reason, usually a mechanic. Or to stay on the boss for longer before having to move for the mechanic. It can also be used like Shoulder Tackle and Jump to negate knockback/repel

>>162370720
General movement/gap closer. If you have to move out of melee range of a boss to do mechanics, use it to quickly get back in or use it to get a few extra GCDs in before jumping out.

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>>162370180
sorry I don't like baseball

>>162370939
What's your preference in c@girls?

>>162370454
ultrash post

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big green men are IDIOTS

>>162370858
>>162370876
>>162370959
>>162370976
>>162370981

Ah. So not as cool as I had hoped. Oh well, thanks for the input.

>>162370615
>tfw it just looks like my old midlander but with grown man features like lipstick and unnatural hair

>>162371150
i stole her body and now i'm going to turn her into a cockcraving slut against your will

>>162370962
So are you

>>162371028
Big green roes are adorable though...

>>162371241
Wouldn't be the first time someone stole one of my character designs.

Post pits.

Anyone got that ippiki dante picture?

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>>162371241

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Post middle of the landers

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>>162370939
>no tall elezen to hold me in her arms while I try not to fall asleep in her breasts standing up

I wanna milk an elezen

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>>162370180

>>162370180
A U T I S M

I'm used to having a lot of mobility while playing melee classes in MMOs. Which jobs would allow me to zip around faster(like rogues in WoW used to have before the mini-nerf)?

Who do you think Mado wants to cuddle with lewdly?

there's nothing to do in this game if you don't ERP

how do i get an au ra bf?

>>162372036
Be a cute elezen/femroe

>>162372036
Be an electrician.

>>162371850
DRG, although it has a lot of animation lock so you're going to have to be precise.

MNK in a close second. they get an aura that provides slight runspeed and they also get a charge.

NIN gets a run speed buff and a tiny backjump, very minuscule though.

BRD gets a song that increases the party's movespeed by a good amount as well as a backjump.

DRK has a leap, not much but hey if you want to tank its an option.

DRG is your best option, it has a high skill ceiling though especially if you intend to make good use of all that mobility. Though I'm sure someone who mains a different job getting angry at me will say differently.

>>162372121
Better out than in I always say!

Post cute elves, wanna see if it's worth switching

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>>162372253

>>162372236
>a tiny backjump

It is a teleport that takes them to a selected location.

>>162370271
lots of tongue
pro or against?

>>162372352
>this elf will never step on on the back of your head and force you to eat out of a doggie bowl
I WANT TO DIE

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>>162372036
You send me a tell.

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>>162371634

>>162372236
Thank you, this was very helpful. I've already leveled WHM to 50 in order to get an idea as to what a tank/DPS should be doing to make life easier on healers and was debating on whether I should level SMN or DRG as my first DPS job. You're awesome, anon.

>>162372605
what if they're not gay though

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>>162372605
>Male au ra approaches my friends and I
>My cheeks heat up, is he looking at me...?
>He casually trips me with this tail and I land face first in a puddle of mud
>I look up in time to see him walking off with my female miqo'te, female au ra and female lalafell friends
>Call out to them
>He replies over his shoulder not even bothering to look at me: "No one likes midlander girls, ugly."

>>162372236
BLM also has a mobility skill that causes them to dash to the location of an ally.

>>162372749
I don't discriminate.

>>162372923
No one should ever say BLM on the subject of mobility, though

>>162369974
lil bun?

Post Mados rapelist.

>>162372967
Yeah but it is still there.

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>>162370060
Should really get around to leveling out of these dull armors.
[/dance] looks so eerily pretty in the dark, like in a shadowed spot of the slyph town.

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>>162372253
Not mine, just one I've seen around.

>>162373036
No, this is Dissem.

Min height cat or Max height cat?
Female cat btw.

>>162372775
Those aren't cute

>>162373075
she's pretty

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>>162373229
>another fucking femc@

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>>162373229
Min height is cute. Trust me.

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>cute elezen posting hour
What's going on, this never happens

>>162373315
giraffe/ogre post

>>162372605
how do I find one that isn't a homo

>>162373476
We're all homos here, kiddo.

>>162372794
>caelus shoving meria into the mud in favor of catgirls
accurate

>>162373229
min height for all of your heal slut needs
max height for fiery big sis melee mode

>>162372605
You're not even on!!!!

>>162373476
pst berke oronir

please for the love of god stop being tremendous faggots
Also would you get mad at a NIN in duties that uses fuma shriken no matter what

>>162373557
>gays calling everyone gay again
No, we're not.

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>>162373242
Used both Fantasias to get that look and now I wish I had another. Hopefully when she picks up Dark Knight and I drop the lipstick and grow her hair, she'll look like the bandit leader I wanted.

>>162373645
no because if they're ping isn't great fuma > ration

redpill me on the latest ebin gossip

>Confess to someone
>They grow distant

Well this sucks.

>>162373645
fuma is better unless there are 2 targets, then katon all the way

>>162373685
You know what Elezen need?
A mohawk.

>>162373670
If you play a female with a dick you're gay.

>>162373789
No.
REDPILL ME ON DRG

>>162373612
My sub ran out and I can't load my credit card until monday, please forgive.

>>162373235
Correct, they are manly, sexy, and handsome

>>162373875
But I was asking for cute.

>>162373875
One looks like a greasy Persian, the other looks like a drugged up Somali immigrant.

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>>162373870
Stop doing things like that.

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>tfw all you've ever really wanted in life is to be webbed by a huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
>tfw you finally have what you've been longing for, minus the huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque part
I'm so happy...

>>162373828
>everyone here is an erp fag
Kill yourself

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>>162373557
I'm not.

>>162374108
futa?

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>>162374056
I do lots of stupid shit, you'll have to be more specific.

>>162373828
>projecting disgusting fetishes on people
get out of here

is futa gay

>>162374103
>it was just ironic ERP, a joke!
Terminate your life.

>>162373828
I switch around, it's a game I can be whatever I want to be.

>>162370037
I DID!! FUCK!!

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>>162373817
solution: keep everything to yourself, never let anyone know your romantic feelings

>>162374181
Nope. Sorry to disappoint you.

Holy FUCK
Why are there so many goddamn tripfucks in this general.

>>162373817
Either do what >>162374493 said or you should have confessed much earlier.

>>162370454
>reposting a screencap
why

>>162374461
naka british petrol

>>162374459
and you choose to be a faggot
*slow clap*

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>>162374335
I guess it can't be helped.

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>tfw don't have a cute gf who plays this game so we can be disgusting and annoying in party chat for everyone to see

I just want to be that double dps or tank / healer combo.

>>162374530
Most of them are because a particular group of autismos will go off the deep end if they don't have them and spam the thread for hours on end.

>>162373631
he's taken though

>>162374654
Very few of them were actually 'forced' to get a trip by chemo, a bunch of them just want attention.

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>>162374636
I'm sorry?

50-60 fate farm w/ a group or potd?

>>162374530
this game and general are absolute garbage

>>162374530
Shit "general".

>>162374530
this thread has zero frogposters i'm okay with trips as long as frogposters stay the heck away

>>162374649
My last boyfriend was my pocket tank in WoW while I healed. You don't want that on a regular basis. Game stuff bleeds over to irl stuff when people get stressed and it's completely fucked. You're better off just having a handful of bros to run around being jackasses with and doing stupid shit both in-game and irl.

>>162374840
its jut the general and its mostly balmung
its gotten so cancerous people are actually leaving
well they leave with their mains anyways

>>162374649
>healer dances emotes and jumps when not healing
>zero DPS
>lets people die during mechanics that require DPS
>dismissal rejected
>vote to kick the person that started the dismissal
>reported for being a fag
No you don't.

>>162374493
>>162374557
Thanks, anons.
Becoming a closed book.

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>>162374778
Hey...

>>162374649
I can tell you, you don't want this.

The most you want is "hey let me boost your queue" or "I can craft/gather that, gimme a min", playing together all the time leads to weird in-between feeling between IRL and IG, where you're never really involved in either, that most really don't like.

>>162375012
>its gotten so cancerous people are actually leaving

Who?

>unsubbed finally
i'm free

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>>162375176
Yes hello ma'am nothing weird going on here

>>162375012
I wish male characters would leave already.

>>162375510
See you next month

>>162375447
sugi
lilly
flat
egyptcat

Paging Ippiki.
Please make those Webms you fucking nerd.

>>162374649
Do you have a healer leveled?

>>162375519
same, but without the adaptation part

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>>162371852
Classified

>>162372517
Pro is alright

>>162373042
(You)

>>162374982
>>162375089
>>162375207
Well
Still.

I always get involved with people who have no interest in my nerdy interests so I feel like I have to hide a section of who I am. It sucks.

>>162375721
Yes but my sub expires in 2hr so I'm probably not renewing until 3.5 which is apparently in January.

>>162375834
Don't hide your nerdy interests, that's hiding a part of who you are and you're doing yourself and your potential partner a disservice by not letting them see you, warts and all.

Still, don't play with a partner 24/7 or anything outside of what >>162375207 said. It gets real weird real fast and can ruin both the relationship and your attitude towards the game.

>>162375176
>tfw meria will never shove me in a bag

When are we going to start cuteposting?

>>162375686
go hold a vigil for them anon and keep spreading the word everyone is abandoning balmung.

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>>162375712
Doing GC handins, I'll do it after, geez

>>162375834
Then don't. You need to be yourself, but also believe that what you want for a relationship to even function on the smallest level.

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>>162376132
right now

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>>162376132
Right now.

No, skanky half naked cats aren't cute.

moonies ww@

lets see them fangs

>>162375686
>three of them left because of beepy

>>162376310
spuki is cute!

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>>162376335
That sounds awfully aggressive

>>162376062
>>162376179

>living in farmville
>every girl has such different interests and opinions
>being alone gets a little old after friends are tired of doing shit
>don't like each other very much in the end
>go back to being alone
>cycle restarts

Just kinda sucks.

>>162376310
absolutely haram

>ask for help in idyl shout
>0 responses
fuck these afk city idiots

>>162376405
WHERE'S THE 300K ROOM MONEY THEN

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>>162376132
All of my cute images got swapped with lewd ones, sorry.

>>162376580
Post lewd short-haired girls. Just in case.

>>162376580
post full you asshole

>>162376436
pits

how do I get Mirabelle Gravel to marry me?

>>162375774
i wish you would rape me

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>>162376678

>>162376473
It seems like this problem runs deeper than simply wanting a romantic partner to play with. Are you doing the thing where you think you -have- to pair off with someone and be in a relationship? Don't do that. You never -have- to be in a relationship. The intimacy is nice, but there's so much more that the world has to offer you.

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>>162376132

>>162376305
Cute.

>>162376892
Still a fan of this image.

>>162376809
why are you being such a good slut?

>>162376892
heterochromia

Into the trash.

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>>162374649
>tfw so subtle about it no one even knows you're taken
I hate those lovey dovey couples with a burning passion.

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>>162376132

>>162376760
you have to be packing at least 8 inches

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>>162376132
any time u like

>>162376892
That's a dick

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>>162376132

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>>162376132

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>>162376892
This au ra is still pretty cute.

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>>162376132
One day...

Oh so you're ilvl 270? Good for you, you can do instances more easily. Yawn.

>>162376861
No, I'm fine by myself, but then I get that "hey, making out with strangers is fun, I just watched a stupid party movie, let's go to the bar and hit up a girl" feeling and fuck around for a bit, they're never relationship material or anything. So it's more like moving from fuck to fuck but wanting to make an actual connection with someone who shares the interests and passions I do. For all the novels I can read, places I can go and things I can experience, it doesn't mean it wouldn't be nice to share those with someone else.

A big thing in my life is writing and gaming. Not mudding and hunting (though I have gone hunting and enjoyed it in the past, when I was a teenager.)

I dunno, it sounds dumb but I'm ready for a change of pace I guess.

Watching all my friends get married and have kids while I work on either my poetry / sci fi or perfecting my gameplay just makes me wonder how it is to really connect with someone who gets what I like and where I'm coming from.

Basically, I have a lot of desires and thoughts and passions and I wanna share them with someone, you know? I don't have to, I'm fine as is, but yeah.

>>162376809
Do you like having them played with?

>>162376892
A-Towa-cant believe this bullshit
dont slut up my job
play sch you stupid sluts

>>162377343
Yep, I can enjoy even bigger numbers

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shyv...

>>162377290
>au ra
>cute
lol no

>>162377574
I am of the personal opinion that the cutest characters in this game are Raen. I understand that people will disagree with me, but Raen are truly adorable females

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>>162377563

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>>162377659

>>162376892
ugly

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>>162375712
We're waiting for the sun to rise, probably gonna do Perfect Balance, Duality, Kassatsu, BotD, Chaos Thrust, what else?

>>162377709
?

>>162377653
Raen are female midlanders with skin cancer
especially pale Raen
I also hate fluffytailed cats of anykind

Does anybody have a vague idea of what DRG BiS looks like?

>>162377794
Do some hip trusting while you're at it.

>>162376861
>in-game characters of my static leader and his GF both dress and look exactly alike aside from gender

I do wonder how this is going to end.

>>162377709
Get help

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>log in
>check retainer
>tab out

i pay money for this

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>>162377653
Raen are pretty cute, but I like both clans equally.

>>162377996
Hooboy. I've heard of people acting similar or even doing that weird "two become one" thing where they lose their individuality and morph into some creepy relationship monster, but that is something else.

>>162378274
Maybe you should stop then.

>>162378243
>Yysara this mad over getting busted
remember you talking about bragging to fuck them in your LS
haw haw haw

>>162378381
considering it
till patch at least

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>>162378314
are you baiting me, friend?

>>162378350
This is my Cronenberg fetish.

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>tfw might start paying irl sheks for 3rd retainer
lads.. this inventory space is just......... JUST...

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I'm new to playing MCH
When the tank does a big pull and we're all spamming AoEs, is it better to use the rook turret and set it to restore TP, or should I just put down the bishop turret and let it do its thing?

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>>162378626
>at my 5th retainer already

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>>162378480
By post a picture of Excalibur's bench? I guess, if you could call it bait.
Then again it doesn't take much to bait you, Ahlee.

>>162378725
peeper liz a cute

>>162378350
>im actually still thinking of trying to combine and making a single character with both of the peoples characteristics blended into this new third character that behaves like both of them meshed together, though finding someone to trust an account with someone then going through with all that is neigh impossible but it would be really good for RP purposes
that and im an unlikable cynical asshole

>>162377002
we know you're taken, rio.

>>162378626
it'll supposedly get better with stormblood just unsub until then

>>162378412
They also called me cute and tried to flirt with me out of no where
Why do they crave attention so much?

>>162377204
Whoa whoa whoa you can't just haul off catboys like they're sacks of potatoes what the hell

>>162378350
can't wait for red and meria to reach the 5th friendship stage and morph into the ultimate eldritch horror

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>>162378880
rly?

>>162379015
will they tell puns that destroy men's sanity at that point?

>http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/option_service/veteran_rewards/
bruh the last veteran reward has to be the shittiest thing I've ever seen in my life

>>162378951
i'm going to abduct a catboy and keep him in my basement and you or the police can't stop me!

>>162376861
>there's so much more that the world has to offer you.
like what?

>>162379015
that mite b cool. the eldritch beast would do nothing but fish and aggressively egg at the sky until the correct weather patterns occurred, occasionally giving out strange tokens to people brave enough to approach and tell it a dad joke.

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hell fricken yeah we lookin good

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>>162379015
Something like this?

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>>162378725
thats only because i'm choosing to play your game...

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>>162378880

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>>162379363
Oh. Was it actually tiny?
Or is Ahl forcing tiny to take pictures for his weird perverse needs?

>>162379195
To be fair, since they present it on a Lalafell it looks even worse.

>>162377975
That's fine, and I respect your opinion even though I disagree. The good news for you is that you'll never need to worry because I am a fluffy-tailed cat and a Raen, and I only pay attention to female Raen and male Wildwoods

>>162378932
because they are crazy
a neat trick for them by the way point out all of their flaws and watch them panic respond in a long winded rant.
they respond to every post and get easily flustered when you catch on to their shit.

>>162379215
>kidnapping catfriends
>not feeding them
>not leaving them alone to nap in a beam of sunlight

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>>162377794
>Perfect Balance
Interested.
What about that skill where Warrior beats their chest? Literally the only thing that sparked my interest in leveling Warrior beyond 50. And make it with that sexy Alexandrian axe, please.

tfw xivg turned me gay

>>162379312
Ass-spelunkers

>approach lala
>he leaves
never again

>>162377794
Deliverance activation would be cool to see.

>>162379195
it looks cute as fuck on female cat, mid, and au ra

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>Run A8 5 times
>Lose shaft drop every single time
O-okay.. I just want some glam.

>>162379884
Emily...

>>162379662
if gay is being attracted to females (males) then I am gay as fuck.

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>>162379662
>tfw xivg reminded me how many girls in game are irl boys or definitely unpassable trannies

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>>162379659
Unchained, will do

>>162379853
You mean this?

>>162379851
i'm back sorry had to accept quest

>>162379871
post proof

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>every lala player is a cancerous degenerate freak
>every lala NPC is a shifty problem causing jew villain
Day of the peeler when

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>>162380102
its alright i guess

>>162380237
>every lala player is a cancerous degenerate freak
that's a pretty funny way to say female Miqo'te/female Raen

>>162380087
That's the one. Thanks.

>>162380250
literally shit

>>162380054
This. I used to joke about it back in the day but XIV is really something unique in the sheer number of G.I.R.L.s it has.

I wonder what it is.

>>162376179
What the hell do you know about maintaining relationships?

>>162380774
confirmation bias, hidden urges, you really want tons of dicks because you're gay.

>>162380774
Decent quality models of anime tier girls in a Final Fantasy setting. The weirdos had to flock.

>>162380882
well Id sooner follow the advice of a man who can rake in the female nudes than the grown man who rakes in walls of textfucking and dicks

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Of course people play as their real gender, why would you lie about it?

>>162381001
but sera did that for 3 years

>>162381001
I just want to try sucking a cock once though

does that make me gay?

>>162381174
only if you don't swallow

>>162380889
No I mean what is special about FFXIV in particular. They're like flies on shit here.

>>162381001
If you want dicks and you're a guy you're gay. End of story.

>>162381174
extremely

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>>162381146
to catfish poor unsuspecting straighties

>>162381235
yes, look up confirmation bias. i don't see much difference from everquest. or even wow. half my vanilla guild was a bunch of "chicks" that turned out to be dudes later on.

>tfw in love with spuki
>I'm a girl in real life so it can never be

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>can hardly bring myself to cap lore every week
>still no elezen wife
this is the end, isn't it

>>162381398
>lore
>cap

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Will playing MNK prevent me from getting into a static or pug groups to clear shit?

I'm torn between MNK and BLM/DRG.

But I've heard this tier is easy enough as it is, and it really doesn't matter what you play, unless you're doing speed kills.

help me decide anons

please god, or i'll spend a week thinking about this

help!!

i have an addiction to pumping midlanders that can only be cured by pumping midlanders.

post midlanders for pumping purposes.

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>>162381363
meria...

>>162381276
>"gays DON'T play as females pretending to be one"

>here is a gay dutch boy that pretended to be a girl for 3 years

>"hurrrrrrr proved my points"

are u speaking the english? did u accidentally a word?

>>162381446
>Will playing MNK prevent me from getting into a static or pug groups to clear shit?
Nope.

The only place MNK really has no place is in speed kill attempts.

>>162381146
>Tfw fanta'd into my actual gender.
Feels bad, but it needed to be done.

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>>162381473

>>162378704
how do you get more than two?

>>162381432
tomato tomato

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>>162381360
Oh, so you were trying to imply some Freudian bullshit on my part then. Okay, whatever. Here is your (you). Hope the armchair is comfy.

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I want to be ganged up on, surrounded, and be pet from all sides without pity or remorse until I lose my mind.

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>>162381718
>let's go to the pond she said
>it'll be fun she said
>she's wearing a granny swimsuit
>my feet hurt
>she's scaring away all the fish with her sentai posing
>I hate water

>>162381446
DRG a shit.

Play BLM or MNK.

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>>162382105
did you escape your cage again... silly cat...

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>>162382014
same
i get drive-by pets every once in a while but its just not enough

>>162382303
ahl that's creepy stop that she'd never keep red in a cage

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>>162382263
>play the cuck class with terrible gear itemization this patch or play the most simple and worst melee class

How much am I going to get bullied gearing up a PLD right now?

fug sake I just hit lvl 41 arm and ran out of leves. what do to get to 50?
I need Piece by Piece T O D A Y

>>162382468
Delete MNK

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>>162382263
DRG is fun anon, be a DRG.

>>162382468
Diadem will fix itemization.

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>>162381718
>when you get blocked out of the group image in your own garden

>>162381723
You buy them in the Mogstation for another monthly few.
It's the worst kind of system but it's selling.

>>162381872
people believed he was a turkish girl, stick to talking about shit you know like how much you enjoy finding trannies in ffxiv.

>>162382468
>blm third highest dps in 90th, 95th and 99th percentile
>cuck
>DRG loses out to bard at 99th percentile

Look at this fucking retard and laugh.

>>162381473
>tfw pump my midlander every day
I hope you find yours anon!

>>162382105
>I don't have my fishing pole
>a third of the party is asleep
>her posing is too loud
>my knees hurt
>no one brought any paint
>a big fish window is about to end

Which FC is the girls only FC?

>>162382560
you have a girlfriend you're not allowed in any group shots #singlemingle #downwithnormies

>>162382740
suya

>>162382645
>drg loses out to bard at 99th percentile

holy shit is this true? fucking LMAO.

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>>162381446
What about Bard? Am i useful later on?

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>>162382532
o...oh...

>>162382740
soft

>>162382740
<NPC>

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>>162382998
why did i mention the pepes

>>162382941
Yup. and NIN is straight up lower dps than both statistically speaking in savage.

if you want to look for yourself

>fflogs
>statistics
>%tile drop down bar

Because of bards usefulness in speed running, and drg being shit dps, it overtakes it at the highest tier of play in pure dps.

>>162382952
naaki......

>>162383278
does anyone here actually speedrun? i feel like im among armchair raiders

>>162383424
there's where you're wrong faggot i don't even raid at all

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>>162383218
ssory

>>162383509
lol

Why is touching dicks so hot

>>162383424
i'm not an armchair raider i raid irl

>>162383424
yeah hi

I speedrun

>>162383661
seto...

>>162383661
Seto no..

>>162383728
for what purpose?

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>>162383451

>>162383794
>>162383770
Please stop bullying seto

>>162383838
Fun and competition

>>162382526
>>162382526
pls respond

>>162383897
I dont wanna bully Seto I wanna EB them!!!

>>162383983
macro some HQ ingots and watch a movie

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abe...

>>162384090
>macro some HQ ingots
sounds good. how I do this

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>>162384180
just make a user macro that tries to hq a 40 durability item. even if you cant get a good rate, you get a lot of experience from just attempting to hq

How do I get my own stalker?

>>162384825
talk to beepy

>>162384825
Namechange to Sugiura Kuma

>>162384825
what kind? elk stalker? beepy stalker? prints out a picture of your character and shits on it stalker?

How to replace my stalker with a better one?

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>>162385030

>>162385087
pst meria athera

>>162384825
Namechange to Renko Nakatsu

>>162385096
shoru KUME