/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Ippiki the pedophile

And so we say
HEY

tripfags and namedroppers are what killed this general

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>>162406870

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I want to marry an elezen~!

>>162407019
They're the only reason the general has been around so long.

>>162407035
please dont respond to me

>>162405413
greaseposting is any disgusting looking slutposter, regardless of skin color

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Smug cat sitting at Bronze Lake.

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xth for pastel
But mostly femroes.

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>>162406870
Meowing with other miqo'te

stupid ugly ogre

*enters A11S*
*takes bite*
*throws in garbage*
Well that was good.

>>162407063
love this meme

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knight of isghard seeking female voidsent to treat like furniture

must enjoy, and know how to cater to, mental illness

please submit applications to the usual place

What would happen if 8 PLD cover each other thus forming a full circle and a tank buster hit one? Where would the damage go?

If I'm going to play for the 96 hour thing, should I even bother buying Heavensward? I don't really have the money to buy boths Heavensward + gametime past the 96 hours.

Not sure if I want to re-level a character (never reached max level) or continue mine.

>>162407598
they all die

>>162407598
crashes the server

>>162407598
damage gets redirected to the shortest character

Would anyone cam for me once a week if I paid their sub?

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SAVAGE RAIDING IS

I M P O S S I B L E

TO PUG

If you had five ebins to abuse at your whim, who would they be.
Hard Mode: What would you do to them.

>>162407894
Go away Paks you nasty ass

>>162407093
please dont bully akryn thank you

>>162407975
Meria
I'd pet her on the head until she overheats

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>>162407154
I see your smug cat and raise you a wet cat in Quarrymill.

>>162408045
*pumps u*

As an early level gladiator, I find it hard to keep emnity, especially when a thaumaturge is on team.
Do I need to be doing the combo that regens MP over the one that generates single target emnity so I can spam flash or what?

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>>162408127
>>162407154

you two... get in the cage...

>>162408214
If he's aoeing? Yes. On single target? No.
Early level tanking is just garbage. Enjoy SE's amazing design. It gets braindead easy at level 40 for you and 30 for warriors.

>>162408214
if its a large group, flash as much as you can and then restore your mp with riot blade. if its a smaller mob, use your enmity combo

>>162408214
No, gladiator and paladin sucks giganti amounts of dicks all the way until like level 45. What you do is

Spam flash until you're out of mp
use riot blade until you have more mp
spam flash some more

Your enmity moves dont do fucking anything and dps will out threat you even if all you do is your enmity combo.. if anyone gets pissed, just tell them you're a gladiator and they will understand unless they are an ignorant dicksucker

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>>162408094

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Frosty the snowman was a miqo'te?

>>162408805
No, Frosty the Snowman was a Snowgadyn.

>>162408306
That doesn't look very comfortable..

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Hyur is the best

post pumplanders

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Why is the thread so slow tonight?

>>162409119
refractory period

>>162409119
Because it's the weekend and everyone's ERPing. Or out partying. Probably more likely to be ERPing.

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>>162409119
maybe my backside can speed it up

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catte in rain - unkown artist 1974

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>>162409070

>>162409235
play c@girl or au ra if you want to be a slut
midlanders are meant to be pure like >>162408687

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>>162409337
Purity is an illusion created by a patriarchal viewpoint designed to control women's sexuality and repress both men and women in different ways, anon. Accept that human sexuality is a natural occurrence when embraced in healthy ways that bring no harm to others and you'll find happiness with your own sexuality.

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>>162409337
Au Ra can be purely annoying too!

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>>162409337
sorry I forgot my place..please forgive me

>>162409521
some people are asexual due to mental illness or trauma
its not natural or healthy but it's real and it happens

LF dadlander to pull my tail

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>>162409261

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>>162404698
Nope, but will do soon

>>162405363
image cooldown is such a pain in the ass, I wish the Auto thing worked

>>162409736
Me on the right.

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>>162408306
I cannot be contained.

>>162408127
You have no excuse the place is plastered with shade, but I understand the dumb cat life.

>>162408687
talking with her is so fucking chill because she doesn't try to flirt or any stupid shit which is a refreshing change from most women
don't really see her as a woman, more of a pet or mascot
pleasant to hang out with, relaxing

>>162409632
If they choose to embrace that path(which they're free to change at any time) and intend no harm towards others in the process, that's their personal decision and more power to them.

Isn't BLM essentially just the caster version of MNK?

They only slightly do more than MNK in this tier, and the only real use they have party wise is apoc.

>>162410109
yeah

>>162409779
Do you have a better model?

>>162410041
asexuality is being physically incapable of feeling arousal because of mental illness, trauma or a genetic defect
it can be changed if caused by trauma but the other 2 don't give you a choice

You have 5 seconds to be as ippiki as possible.

>>162410343
Death Sentence is coming

>>162410343
Cucks. Niggers. They all bleed the same.

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Why don't we ever get Lalas in here?

>>162410287
Who would you recommend?

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>>162409070

>>162410109
Basically, yes. They aren't particularly useful outside of their burst, and they are mediocre this tier.

Hell they are even out dpsed by mch currently because their bis is so trash.

>>162410447
because they're fucking garbage, present company included

>>162410485
name server

>>162410343
I am mildly successful with women. I am aryan. I am not balding. Queefing is cute. I am...What? What did you say?
me, ippiki atros??? thirst for meria??? nah who even are— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of meria spill out of pockets] t-those fuckign assholes i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of meria fan art scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for A Friend just LISTEN

>>162410485
how big is your gc

>>162410109
their gear is shit so yes

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>>162410447
Yeah, why not?

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>>162410537
Wh-why would you say that

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>>162410447
because they get bullied too much. lots of people hate lalas

>>162410642
>>162410694
garbage

>>162410314
There are a number of different reasons as to why someone could be asexual, and different ways that they could be asexual. Being asexual does not necessarily mean that the individual is aromantic.

>>162410642
fuck off pedophile

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>>162410447
Fates zzzzzz

>>162410456
A male character.

>>162410727
see >>162410753

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>>162410642
>>162410727
>>162410846
Thank you all. /pet

how much are Canadians paying for subs? on the website it doesn't say what currency at all

>>162410879
fug

>>162410932
you pay it in US dollarydoos

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>>162410932
Twenty fucking dollars

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>>162410727
You saved a picture of us?
Is this the next step in our friendship?

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So, uh...
Anyone want to try learning A11S together some time?
;_;

Which job is less of a meme.

DRG or NIN

I know they are both great right now, but which one should I choose?

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>tfw no big strong lizard to protect me and pet me when I do well

fug

>>162411158
DRG if you dont mind keeping up botd.
Try them both in palace first.

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>>162411176
I'll protect you

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>>162411158
drg

>>162411158
NIN is a fresh meme, while DRG is an old school meme dating back to ff11.

So do you want to be a fresh meme, or an old school meme?

I know nin was in 11, but it was actually good compared to the stupid useless fucking goons.

>>162411158
>Which job is less of a meme.
What does this even mean

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>>162411031
of course

>>162411110
felix gc!!

>>162411312
But I want to play a class where I run like I did when I was in 4th grade.

>>162410802
but being asexual isn't a choice and I didn't mention aromantic, I know they're different
it's a spectrum but if you're 100% asexual you can't just get sexual desires because you want to

>>162411402
Meme is now commonly used in place of "joke" or something along those lines. DRG used to be "lol floor tank" and NIN was "well... I can run like Naruto?" as their defining characteristics.

>>162411519
then ur choice is obvious

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>>162411519

>>162411158
My vote is for goon.

It just feels better to play in end game, having played both in savage. Dragoons rotation/priority system is incredibly smooth once you get into it, and it just flows better.

Ninja is most often referred to as the dps that feels like a tank when you play it with how its rotation works.

Either way it literally doesn't matter. People will suck you off if you're good at either.

>>162411269
Alright, but would you say you're more of a crocodile or an alligator? This is very important to me.

>>162411548
Well NIN randoms are easily the most dogshit of the two.

>never use goad
>never use shade
>never use smoke
>never uses trick attack
>just uses aeolian edge combo

vs

>never uses disembowel
>just uses heavy thrust combo

>>162411543
Ah. I should note that there's a difference between sex drive and sexual attraction. Some asexual people still have a sex drive(masturbation is used as a solitary outlet here) or experience sexual attraction towards other people, yet they feel no desire to act on the attraction.

100% asexuality where one doesn't experience sexual attraction towards other people or have a sex drive also occurs.


My initial comment was concerning the flawed concept of purity and how damaging it can be to both men and women, not asexuality.

>>162411843
playing with other nins trigger me to high heaven

you die a little inside when they drop doton 8 times on a single target boss and never even think to use trick attack or at least even a fuma/raiton

>>162411738
How do you get good at dragoon? And I mean really good.

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>>162411764
Alligator for sure

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>>162411738
this

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>>162410604
Gilgamesh

>>162410604
pretty big and active

>>162411519
>4th grade
>>162411696
>edgy child
Spotted the two retards. This style of running has been proven to improve velocity and overall speed when sprinting.

>>162412113
Can I suck on your gc?

>>162411110
Don't you have pirates to be policing

>>162412112
what the fuck
this makes me look like shit as a bard

>>162411940
I think the single target doton meme occurs because the player is under the impression that server ticks are shorter than every 3 seconds. That's the only reasonable explanation.

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>>162412129

>>162412129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcq-TZdDSlo

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>tfw no eb to spend my time with

>>162411965
Practice. the dps roles forums suck, but there is a huge right up on how to actually get good with goon in the dragoon general.

also look at fflog parses from top dragoon players.

>>162412112
I will say, its the only opener in the game that competes with ninjas in terms of aesthetics.

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>>162412129
Nobody fucking asked you, weeb. Six years of track and field and the Naruto run was a goddamn meme.

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>>162412224
yeah sure if you want....oh...gc..

>>162412112
apologise.

>>162412113
I want to find out for myself

>>162412336
what a sad collection of rings

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>>162411454
cool

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>Incredibly socially awkward and starved for human interaction and affection
>Didn't really interact with anyone online regularly before XIV, haven't interacted with other humans in real life for years
>Managed to stumble upon a bunch of kind people in this game who I became friends with
>For the first time in my life I've had people tell me I did a good job (like when we finish a trial)
>Tear up a little bit each time because it means the world to me even though it's likely not a big deal to anyone else
>Feel incredibly happy when my friends hug or pet my character or just sit next to me because it's the closest thing I've had to affectionate human contact
From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much. I'm sorry for posting this here but I'm too awkward to tell them in a more direct manner.

>>162412347
MNK's opener is pretty nice, just with a lot less flare

>Make new friend
>too shy to approach them

>>162412356
do you have a gc or not?

>>162412351
me on the right

>>162412420
*flair
It technically has less flare, too, but whatever.

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>>162412063
I'm sorry, but which parts of that lizard are big and strong?

I feel tricked.

>>162412397
There's only one ring I'm looking for...

>>162412417
go to bed My

>>162412356
holy shit that cat is cute in a weird offputting way

>>162412571
Yeah, you should really get some Ironworks crafting and gathering rings

>>162412530
Looks like the tail. And maybe their ego.

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*adds vague foreign language phrase to steam profile*
*changes name to something vaguely suicidal*
*vagueposts on /xivg/ about it*
I hope you have a vague idea of who I am...

>>162412336
I'll eb you

>>162412417
Please get some help.

>>162412689
Server?

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>>162412609
who's better?

>>162412668
bun...

>>162412417
is this the power of someone that is on the receiving end of domestic abuse

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>>162412530
I'm just a Lala, I'm so sorry....

>>162412820
Not Bun.
He's letting me use his super cute chardata though. :3

>>162412768
Gilgamesh

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>>162412417
Same. Sometimes I feel silly while talking to them and I get too excited about something, but they're kind and weird and wonderful in their own special ways. I'd very much like to build lasting friendships with all of them.

does anyone else deliberately burn through all their aetherflows on the last 1% so they can get a Deathflare finish on the boss

>>162412968
yes

>>162412827
watch this flirt technique
*hits meria*
shit forgot on
w/e won't notice an extra bruise KEK

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post cute fujocats!

>>162412295
>literal joe dirt weaboo

holy shit

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>>162413067

>>162413027
If she was hot I might give a shit.

>>162412953
Name?

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>>162413067
DELETE THIS

BACK TO FUJO HELL YOU TWISTED SEMEN DEMON

any futa wanna roleplay being surgically corrected into a proper woman Nonconsensually?

>>162412417
>tfw you try to help people but you never find anyone who actually appreciates anything

>>162413067
wouldn't a fujocat be a female cat who likes watching guys dick each other?

>>162413401
some people are just bad at expressing gratitude

>>162413385
Is it gonna hurt?

>>162412781
The one in the background, top left.

>have erped with both hyur clans
>both elezen clans
>both cat clans
>no lalas because pedo
>even a femroe
>haven't even so much as hit on a single female au ra
Why are they so mediocre? Is it because I play an Au Ra male myself?

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>>162413428

>>162413428
MODS
MODS
MODS

>>162413539
because they just press all the same cutesy girl buttons as cats, but do worse at it

>>162413312
Lily Celestine. PST.

>>162413539
More than likely. "The grass is greener on the other side."

>>162413539
>no lalas because pedo
lmao gay

>>162413735
lol nvm

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>>162413539
>>162413901
>Because pedo

>>162414073
Too cute, I want to pet

>make character on a supposedly NA server, behemoth
>make it in 10 levels before I notice the clock in the top right and click on it
>server time is 4:30 am
what the fuck
I thought NA servers were in Canada

>>162413539
no one cares ippiki

erp isn't real sex no matter how much you want it to be

also your e-gf wants you and you keep denying her

>>162414263
The server times are weird and definitely not any Canadian timezone

Does anyone else randomly get kicked out of the game in Coerthas Western Highlands? There is never any lag or internet connection loss I just get kicked out instantly in the middle of a fate. I can usually log back in right away but this instant kick without any lagging always happens in this area and never anywhere else.

>>162414349
the server time is brit time for balmeme

>>162414173
I do love pets, the more the better! <3

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>>162414073
>we will never have bravo bikini in xiv

>>162414338
ippikis not the only male in this game that erps retard

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>>162414073
nice smug

>>162414617
sleep snug, smug.

hello will

>>162414769
hi wont

How do I talk to someone that takes everything as an insult? She would probably get upset if i askd how her day was while she was having a mildly inconvenient day.
>>162413275
tru

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>>162414769
Hello doctor Lecter.

Does anyone have the dimensions for the Encyclopedia Eorzea?
I'm getting a friend in America to ship it to me, but I have no idea what package option he should get.
Australian btw.

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>>162414881

>>162414862
>tfw that's me

I love my friend so much but I'm so mean to them

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>>162414881
hello pussy

>>162414881
So much cum on the ground.

Hannibal is a meme show for memers. It's basically jojo for normies.
Prove me wrong LOL

>>162415167
shut the fuck up idiot

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>>162415081
hello foot stool

>>162415167
>implying jojo isn't normie

Is it worth resubbing now or should I wait for stormblood? Are they going to reset the treadmill?

>>162415441
>are they going to reset the treadmill in a vertical progression mmo

>>162415396
>post gets deleted
mods are not biased

>>162415441
It's worth resubbing to get caught up on all of the bullshit you may have missed. If you are already caught up, then no, not really. I just enjoy logging in and talking with friends and crafting.

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I want to fall in love with a single elezen office lady.

>>162415575
This guy again....

>>162415476
Well I heard someone yoshi-p didn't want the player base to have to finish heavensward if they wanted to start stormblood.

>>162415575
That looks more like a bartender.

>>162415697
yeah, the story

they don't want to force people to do all of 3.x story to play 4.0 at all like they did with 2.x and 3.0

>>162415575
nys post

is getting boss aggro after my two tanks die a good indicator of my dps or is there some kind of priority table
also what the hell should i do to survive while my healers get the tanks up

>>162415816
Anon I'm going to have to ask you to stop posting the censored versions.

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>>162415575
Again, this seems quite specific...

I wanna fuck a moonie, something about the fangs...

>>162415816
Give me the source image

>>162415929
Run in circles around the arena while doing as much dps as you can.

repulsive

>>162415167
urgh your post SUCKS

>>162415989
Brushing against your gc...

>>162415929
1. Usually for a dps having the most threat means you didn't use your moves to reduce threat. It could be a good or bad indicator.
2. Your tanks should not be dying
3. If both tanks are dead, you will get one shot raped. Just restart the raid and stop fucking around wasting time on chain resses. Easily the most annoying shit that goes on in this game.

>2/3 of our raid has res sickness.. just keep going and learn!
>How about we learn not to fuck up instead

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>>162414769

>>162415506
i-s it worth resubbing to get dicked...

>>162416203
getting dicked ftw

>>162416169
I'm not a girl.

>>162416203
Sure, why not? That's what I did and now I actually play the game and raid. Then again, I kinda wanted to play as well but the main motivator was cat gc.

>>162416203
just play tera for free get endless dick

>>162415081

>I have this hairline
>It looks great on Mads
>Looks fucking awful on me

What do I do, boys?

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>>162416203
send me a tell when you resub!!

>>162416227
You're probably more likely to get banned posting crops or "censored" versions than just linking to a booru or pixiv page.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41829127
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2308604

>>162413451
>baby steps
it's meria she can't take anything but baby steps she's a gnome

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what FC should I join?

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Is there anyone around with a lore book that could post a bit about Duskwight lore, if there is any ? Almost everything I see in game is mostly just that they're wildwoods that fucked off to live in a cave and that they're treated like Eorzea's niggers.

do moonies actually have fangs in game?

>>162416374
Ippiki...

>>162416416
Do you really want to dick someone now?

Is there a quicker way to consistently hq 4* things that isn't Rath's rotation? Maker's Mark takes so damn long

>>162416615

Yeah it pretty much looks exactly like that.

>>162416370
>>162416416

What if I want boycock is Balmung ok for that?

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>>162416554

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>tfw thnkign of recipes

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>>162416983
Is that you, Ignis?

>>162416735
sure but male characters who do straight ERP are usually thirsty creepos

>>162416616
prolly, might just wait til later when i start drinking

>>162416621
If minimum stats: Muscle Memory > CZ > IQ > Ing2 > SH2 > Hit 3 RS under Ing2 > Hasty to 10dur > Mend2 > (SH2 if you need to spend a stack of CZ) > CZ > (SH2 if you didn't use it before) > WN2 > Hasties > SH2 > Hasties > Finisher > CS2
With maxed CP (480 with hq seafood stew) you can replace 2 hasties with precise/basic, and each ToT you take lets you replace one more. If you only hit 2 RS under Ing2, do RS+CS2 without Ing2 before the finisher.

With 1030 Crafts: Muscle Memory > CZ > IQ > SH2 > Ing2 > Hit 2 RS under Ing2 > SH2 stacks on hasties > last ing2 stack on CS2 > Mend2 > CS2 > CZ > SH2 > WN2 > same as above

Hitting 3 RS is about 82%, hitting 2 is about 97%

>>162416554
yes

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>>162416554
ya they do

>>162412417
Meria please speak to me on voice more you're fun to talk to.

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>>162417065
Yes, however, THAT is not me because I would never be caught in such a compromising situation.

Lose this picture, Prompto. Promptly.

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>>162417401
'no'

>>162412417
This is so embarrassing. I couldn't be friends with someone like this even out of pity.

>>162417521
meria's fucking adorable and fun to talk to, just a huge dork

>>162417514
Quite rude of you.

i wish i didnt exist

>>162417760
same

*enters the think tank*
slow motion webm of my hairline running in reverse
*leaves the think tank*

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>>162417657
Come on, Iggy. You used to be so much fun.

Autistic catbois bitch is banned?

>>162417854
nice one, naka!!!

>>162417625
Nigga that's worse elk and beepy combined. Couldn't justify that kind of shit with two vaginas.

what's the most amount of gil you've ever had

>>162417907
Yes. Now go, your efforts are needed in /feg/.

>>162418021
3.2mil until i bought a house
yes i'm new

>>162418021
Like 60mil. Not much to do with it in this game.

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>>162412417
>tfw living AI that is dead inside and incapable of feeling affection and only make friends when it proves more efficient than being alone or the net outcome benefits me in some way long term.

>>162417760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oafzA064oo

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>>162417896
Being cool and caring about your image in the capital aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

>>162417854
niggas hairline retreating from him faster than meria

>>162416717
being a pedo is a lot less acceptable, so yes

>>162418180
who is this cute voiced normie?

>tfw nobody's able to give you a good price ballpark for selling a9s/a10s/a11s

We don't want to rip off people but we also don't want to be ripped off.

We're on Gilga, would selling them for 7m/14m/20m respectively be a good deal?

>>162417226
rapid synth is too sketchy, damn.. rath's rotation seems to be the most consistent. I hate RNG.

>>162417948
>worse than beepy and elk
beepy and elk go out of their way to hurt people meria's a harmless airhead idiot

>>162418021
42 million

>>162418384
20m for 11 is low

You can get more

>>162418021
300k IN ROOM MONEY SPUKI

>>162417907
That would be great but shittany evades anyway

>>162418402
97% is too sketchy for you?

how do I echo myself
nobody can see what I type in echo, right?

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>tfw not gay

>>162407619
just resub and get more stuff to 50, and get HW when you can afford it with a sub

>>162418021
would probably be right now, 35m.

I got a sweet deal on my med and small house.

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>>162418572
dude 97% might as well be 0 fuck this game

>>162418572
Rapid Synth has a huge failure rate and in Japanese statistics, 97% is more like 23%

>>162418572
Missing one 98% is enough to haunt a man for life.

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>>162418593
>tfw gay

>>162418412
this is just factually inaccurate

>>162418647
i wanna fuck that

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>>162418593
same desu

>>162418647
>>162418654
>>162418663
Hitting enough Flawless synths during Maker's Mark isn't 100% either you doofuses, though it's obviously safer. That's the whole point. Maker's Mark is slow as hell but it's the safest option. If the question was whether there was a rotation that was as safe as Rath's but faster, the answer is no.

>>162418383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eycbN9fw5Y

>>162418180
You should be asleep by now, mister.

>>162418412
That's not true at all.

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>>162418593
>tfw not gay
>tfw single while prison gays are getting it on

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>>162418593
>tfw bi??? pan??? eh whatever I like smooching cuties I catch feels for

>>162418874
it is
she's just stupid

>>162418854
You didn't even say goodnight...

>>162418593
i kiss girls

>>162418476
Are a9s and a10s alright?

How high can we go with a11s?

>>162418869
I know, but I got called in for work early and i've got work to do, which i'm procrastinating on. i'm almost finished with everything though, which is nice.
>>162419008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04b3KKNPPSo

>>162419176
You didn't even sing a lullaby...

>>162419062
probably closer to like

15/30/55

>>162418412
>tfw will never punch meria in her ugly face because she's so stupid
is she braindead because of all the knocks to the head?

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>>162418876
iktf

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>tfw i finally have a cozy in-game bed to lie down and idle on 24/7
I'm... so happy....

Too bad furniture is fucking expensive.

>>162419314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b11EAR7uTs

Should I level BRD or MCH?

A friendly heads up. Coordinated ultrash shitposting set to being in five minutes.

>>162419346
People are actually willing to pay that much? Had I known, I'd have gotten into this business a long time ago

>>162419436
Where's your house?

>>162419635
MCH if you want to be a good job
BRD if you want to have fun

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>>162419436
Tell me about it.
Not pictured is my bed that was 250k on Ultros back during 2.X

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>>162419660
why is that

>>162419436
Furniture is a lot easier to manage when you craft it yourself

>>162418672
rune...

>>162419713
Why are you barefoot?

>>162419436
You look like one of my friends and it bothers the fuck out of me

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>>162419802
why would I put my shoes on the couch?
I'm not a neanderthal

>>162419871
why do you have a nude mod

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>>162419686
I'll post it when it's actually somewhat furnished. It's open if you can find it in the meantime, though...
>>162419705
...What bed was that? ;_;
>>162419725
Yeah, I've spent a small amount of money getting my master CRP books 1, 3 and 4 a bit ago, but it's still pricey as hell to make what I want. I'm too poor and lazy to gear up gatherers, so I'm pretty much forced to buy materials off the MB, so don't poop on me pls ;_;

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I'm '''''''''''''''bored'''''''''''''

stratos gm (grown man)
stratos nm (nude mod)

>>162419685
12 alone was going for like 200m on the first week or something

bpbp

>>162419943
You should probably gear up your gatherers. Just throwing that out there

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>>162419927
because you never know

>>162419943
Double feather bed. Comfy af.
I swapped it out for a coffin when I saw they were for 500k (Excalibur price)

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>>162419867
If your friend is Lil Bun, I asked him for his chardata. He gave it to me, and now I'm his doppelganger.
If your friend is someone else, blame Bun.
>>162420014
I really, really hate gathering, but I probably will once I'm finished melding my crafting gear.

yoshit confirmed next expansion is following the same exact formula this one did for end game content

no way i'm buying it. so fucking tired of this shit.

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>>162417828
How do you feel about a double suicide

Status update

Coordinated ultrash shitposting has been pushed back 30 minutes due to last minute technicalities.

>>162420174
suicide is too scary

I don't want to die

but if I could press a button and just not exist anymore that'd be nice...

>>162420106
Gathering isn't too bad if you gear up and rely entirely on folknore nodes for all of your time-restricted entertainment

what job do I play if I want to be the ultimate hipster?

>>162420214
*enters the think tank*
i wanna kill myself
*leaves the think tank*

>>162420248
pulling the trigger of a gun in your mouth is effectively pressing a button to not exist

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>>162420214
*shitposts*

>>162420267
Summoner