>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>161821813
cuck9
no shitposting
Anime makes you good
xth for dosia
-shroud
+NAF
>>162286443
ok you got urself a deal friendo
>>162286793
me behind ryan "freakazoid" abaroid
>>162286793
All that time in the gym to be 5'7 and still be intimidate by a skinnyfat ginger
>>162286996
????????????
>>162286793
I wished he fucced me in my boiipucci
>>162286793
>>162286996
>>162287336
>>162287552
When did he become our guy?
>>162288137
>when
>>162286793
was it autism?
>>162288342
Having fun is now autism?
>>162288964
>Having fun is now autism?
uhh, yeah?
STICKERS HOOOO
>>162289283
>optic, nip, and dignigs facing fucking trash teams
rigged major
our guy on the panel
LURPIS LIVE NOW
RRRRRRRRREV IT UP
our manlet made it to another desk
praise this day
>>162289283
>c9 has to play faze again in the tournament opener
is this the new meme?
FINNISH PRONAX
>>162289630
delet this
>>162289692
delet this
>>162289718
delet this
>>162289697
delet this
>>162289779
delet this
stop you faggots, for once just post lurpis
Someone tweet this thread to da lurp
>>162290016
delet this
>>162290072
delet this
it's gonna be a busy weekend
i'll fuck you till you love me, you fucking faggot
>>162290373
delet this
>>162290373
Ugh that stashe makes me want a prostate ejack
>>162290016
lmao what the FUCK is this???
I always say slurpiss inside my head and kek everytime
>>162291351
Looks like the same pattern as this shit desu
>>162291629
and this
karrigan was unironically the problem
about to reinstall after a year
what am I in for?
>>162292345
silky smooth 5 fps
>>162292345
salt in your veins
>>162292345
BBC in ass
When I go for sprays, should I stand still or crab walk?
gla1ve plays the hold position on ct way dinamic, looks like fer most of the times bust he can hold the site from so many ways. Guy is a solid aquire by Astralis.
>>162293016
what is this...
not a shitpost on my /magog/???
>>162289692
whos that hot chick on the right
>>162293235
whatever comes, like this game in a way that I can appreciate from the banter to the playstile, meta, etc.
Englando not my first whore tho, take it less critic.
>>162291137
delet this
Ru panel is sexy
poor lurpiss, he's a working guy but lacks charisma.
>>162295357
3 manlets 1 girl
>>162286597
is this dosia orgasming?
>taco the lamp
madman
Was fallen drunk or why did he think picking up fox is a good idea?
Shouldnt this be posted in /sp/ at this point? No one even talks about playing the game themselves anymore
>>162296218
he will only play 2 tournaments who cares
t. bootyblasted retard
jesus sk are being bodied
fnx back plz
I, For one, am happy to see the demise of Huezilian CS
>>162296572
vintage meme
>>162296704
literally who isn't
2016 been the shittiest year of competitive csgo
the game is over, Sk might be over too.
>sk
>fer
hot new region rankings: NA > SA > EU >>> the rest
That fox plant in the smoke.
Why is RUBINO still on dignitas?
>>162295367
delet this
EU>KOREA>AFRICA>NA
Any way to make the new audio not sound so flat and muted?
>>162296426
I agree with this 100%
what does nt mean?
How can CEVO be such fucking unplayable trash? I hope every CEVO employee fucking dies.
>>162300298
delet this
>envyus
>i don't envy them
loopiss mentioned
>immortals
>are actually mortal
>happy
>is actually sad
>kennyS
what happened, lads?
What are /csgog/'s mice of approval?
>steel boltz
>>162303235
rival
nV gets absolutly trashed, IMT doesn*t even have to trigger
>>162303235
Zowie mice. Any of the EC, ZA, or FK series mice.
Just reinstalled won't let me queue actual CS games (5v5 with bombs and shit) tells me to go level up. What the actual fuck is this gay shit.
>>162305136
stops smurfs and hackers
>>162305136
retard
>>162303235
whatever comes in the box with your computer
>>162305136
>actual CS games (5v5
LOL
nice throw
>q swap to knife as peeking round a corner
uhhhh gotards?
>it's another who can throw the hardest episode
>>162303235
Why save when you are 19-20 down?
You have to buy up next round, and if you lose it's over anyway, and if you win you have enough money.
Literally no good reason to save there.
Triple OT?
>>162303164
what do you mean by this?
Lurppis mentioned
I fucking hate red guy
based black ddk
lurppis mentioned
>>162311420
>tfw u nut but she keep suckin
>cuckyS choke
Thoughts on new Nuke update /csgog/?
>>162313119
lol
how many hours played did it take before you felt like you could hold your own and didn't get shit on all the time/top frag pretty regularly in games?
>>162313119
why does valve keep trying to force nuke down our throats
literally NOBODY likes it
>play with DMG/LEM
>win ez pz
>play mg2/mge
>everyone is retarded or """super game sense"""
what does this mean
>>162313119
thought you couldn't plant up there anymore?
>>162318603
retard
>>162318815
this
>>162318815
>>162318972
>http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/12/17280/
>– Removed ability to climb up on/plant the bomb on top of silos in both bombsites
????
>>162318603
>>162319727
that webm is from a match in May (http://www.hltv.org/match/2302747-optic-tempo-storm-mlg-regional-minor-championship-americas)
>>162319727
literal retard
>>162289428
upset can happen on the qualifier
>>162291351
>it ain't me starts shooting
Why do people watch steel and dazed? They're both autistic manlets. They bitch and whine constantly. Worst of all, though they know the game well, they are clearly dull people. It's like watching a pissy chimpanzee do a single trick really well repeatedly why screeching.
>162326578
@who are you quoting
>>162326578
who else is there to watch
counter strike is dead and we killed it
>>162318432
what the fuck did you just say
um what the hell cevo is shit lol..
>people leaving all the time
>griefers
>low playercount (like 5 servers active lol)
>shitty elo system - why would u ever join lower ranked elo game? join the highest and possibly gain elo lool
why did i meme myself into playing it again? should i just buy ESEA goys
Are they done ruining all the sounds or are there still some decent ones left?
>>162307937
delet this
>>162309081
delet this
>>162304004
delet this
>>162302786
delet this
>>162314889
about 30
I didn't get out of gold nova 4 until about 80 though
clips.twitch.
tv/opticgaming/PlainSandpiperTheThing
kek
>>162338148
kek
16:9 feels weird ('._.)
Daily reminder that Quake > cs in everything aside from playerbase
>>162331283
learn English you muslim
>>162339339
Quake Live is so dead it's not even funny
Why do you have to pay for it now?
>>162339923
You don't have to if you played while it was free
If you're a pleb who didn't it's still cheap as fuck
Enough players in the evening for clan arena, ffa or duel
>>162339923
Because bethesda are jews
>>162339923
>>162340447
Man i feel like playing ql again, does it have a bit of players all around for to do stuff?
>>162340731
It has enough for some good games, no 13 year old kids talking about streamers and skins
i got 12 bucks, what's a skin that's low price right now, but will shoot up in price later on
why the fuck silver 2 prime matches are harder than gn3 ones, wtf happened to this game
>>162341059
Buy quake live instead, it's a better game
>>162341183
>not playing the first quake online with quakeworld
Literal casual, even CSGO is probably too hard for you
nerds stil play csgo in 2016 fuckin lol get a life retards
>play a lot
>get better
huh
>>162342078
doesn't work
>>162340447
>>162340731
I got it but it sucks I can't tell my """"friends"""" to try it out
There's enough people to play with but it's a ghost town, bretty mature people
>>162341402
How do I do this for free without Polish spyware.
I put q3 on a spare hdd and it's only bots
>>162344214
Just play open arena with them with instarj mod, same shit more or less
>>162311576
i want to fuck smix
>>162316486
I like de_nuke
>>162316486
sup sourcekiddie
>It's another "Astralis crush the groups only to lose in the semi/final script again"
ugh
Did the latest glove update shit on fps? I don't play that often but I never dropped to fucking 20 fps in FFA DMs
>>162349432
Clean install and drop whatever launch options or custom config that you have. Make absolutely sure you have everything at default (except whatever crosshair or view model you want obviously)
Also keep background programs to a minimum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMa4oXfxu8I
r8 my aim
>>162350516
Dude. I have like a ton of config shit that I set up to my preference. I don't even remember most of it and I've been playing with the same options unchanged for over a year. Going default now would ruin my shit.
>>162351421
>I have like a ton of config shit that I set up to my preference.
There's your problem you fucking autist.
>>162351421
>guys how do i fix fps
>OMG NO I DONT WANT TO FIX FPS
kys
>>162351510
>>162351541
AT LEAST I HAVE A JOB YOU PARASITES
>>162351421
Fine, suit yourself then, enjoy your low fps forever.
>>162349432
no hit on fps dawg. Have you tried rebooting your computer.
>warming up
>1 hour of hsdm pistols
>1 hour of aim_ map
>1 hour of ffa dm
>1 hour of valve dm to get ready for 64 tickrate
>mfw it's time to go to bed
nice game guys
>>162354826
>warming up
lmao, thats like prepping the bull you fucking swede
>>162349432
>>162350516
I updated my audio drivers (Realtek sucks balls) with no visible change. Tried turning off the new HRTF thing, still nothing noticeable.
What made a noticeable change was changing
snd_mixahead from 0.8 to the default 0.1
But the fps are still pretty shit. I get the feeling it's mostly sound related because it always stutters when firing or on other sound related shit like a nade going off.
>>162354826
I'm guessing you're on of those guys that had like 200 hrs played before even touching Comp mode. On the one hand it's great that you go in prepared, on the other what you are doing is a complete waste of time for MM because nobody will bother to put similar effort and the high latency/low tick rate will negate a lot of the "edge" you might get practicing so hard. Still, it feels nice to go that hard at a personal level, just to see the improvement. Kinda like the bodybuilder that keeps lifting just to beat his last result.
>>162335962
CEVO will gain a lot of players (cheaters) once FACEIT enforces their new anticheat
jesus christ this general is practically dead now
one year ago it was p active
what happened?
clips.twitch.
tv/faceittv/CleanHawkNoNoSpot
wtf gotardS??
Will Optic toggle this match?
>>162361196
- animes contained to discord
- death of skin betting
- fnatic disbandment
16 - 4 C9
12 - 16 OPTIC
16 - 13 C9
thanks for the skins optic fangays
>NA CS
jesus christ how are these paid to play
>3 awps
rofl
>pistols
This is what generation Z does in their free time. It's the most cancerous, trivial piece of shit game ever made. When I was a kid at least we played games that required some amount of focus, thinking, and cooperation. You can play this fucking shit while jerking off and streaming it on the cancer-tier website known as twitch.tv without thinking a single difficult thought, designed for a generation of retarded lazy fatasses with collective ADHD, severe attention needs, and the attention span of a four year old.
The world is going to go straight to hell when generation Z grows up. They're kids who grew up with social media, an entirely digitalized life, everything handed to them on a silver platter, without any experience whatsoever of actually doing something outside of their fantasy world of video games and porn. A generation coddled to hell in the so-called "education system" and by retarded leftist parents born with brain damage due to their hippie parents doing drugs in the 70s.
what was the point of optic buying molotov but not using it? is it some secret NA tac?
anyone can expain that aimlock from shroud? Cant post the link, 4chan thinks its spam
>>162364348
do it like they do on the discovery channel (xD memem) >>162361404
>>162364348
Hello retard reddit
admin he doing it sideways
>>162364559
>>162364348
greetings from reddit!
what is your first thought when you see a teammate with one of these in their nickname
>>162365741
Muted immediately
once in a while i have to play against an opponent who kills me asap when i peek
are players that good nowadays or that was a cheater? sem match on russian server
>>162366071
>sem
probably smurf with low ping
>skadoodle not banned for throwing
>he's the one IBP player that sucks the most
did fnx really cuck fer?
>win eleague
>lose groups
this game is literally 100% rng
no skill involved
>play good
>win
>play bad
>lose
cuckislaw
cuckik
cucksh
cuckwell
cuck-fly
cucking
cuckoud
cuckimatic
cuckie2k
cuckoodle
Do we have a Discord or TeamSpeak server? If not, can we create one? I really need people to play with, it's impossible to enjoy this game in EU unless you are premades.
>>162367108
the skill level of top csgo has lowered to the point where if one team has a good streak one weekend they'll probably win that tourney
pro cs is such a bore now, teams make so many mistakes it's insane
bring back 2014-2015 level of play...............
>>162368316
well, premade with aspies from 4chan isn't that much better
>win eleague
>lose to choke9
what did they mean by this?
>>162368316
go to /r/globaloffensive and join their discord
>>162368316
get some friends nerd
>>162368316
can you make a discord server?
>>162368601
I tried, it's very inactive.
>>162368728
None of them play CS.
>>162368482
It'll suffice
so anti hype this lan has been
>>162368836
Good idea.
https://discord.gg/CrJwdBU
If you faggots join this thing and don't leave 5 minutes after just because it's inactive therefore creating an infinite loop of retarded joining and abondoning we could make this a thing.
could anyone maybe give ma a spare account they don't use?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/notgaytho/
>>162369268
no kidding
and all good games will be played too late in europe
final at 3 am night to monday lmoa
>choke9
>>162369468
we already have one ya dip
https://discord.gg/kK6s9Ud
What the fuck is this play, c9?
>>162369468
you literally got tricked in to making a server, you really got played, boi.
>make a discord with lurpis pic
>it gets delet'd
exactly how it's supposed to be
>>162362048
really canoodling my noodle rn
>cache to decide everything
s-stewie please start carrying
>>162362048
>12 - 16 OPTIC
Looks like my skines are in good hands, ty based script
>>162370994
we are rooting for optic though
>>162371384
>optic
hello reddo
>>162371435
hello to you too magog
>>162371435
>cloud9
HELLO REDDO HELLO REDDO HELLO REDDO
REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>buy rifles
>lose to pistols
Reminder any red team is the REDdit team. Proof:
Astralis
Faze
VP
G2
mouz
HR
>>162371435
>rooting for cloud9
Freak(our guy) was the only reason to like c9 desu.
>>162372215
faze is our guys
>>162372215
>g2
uh
also tyloo, renegades, gambit
>>162372215
Faze member is literally in our discord, so they're our guys!
*yawn*
what a boring lan
Is RUSH an albino? Damn that nigga ugly
I thought the dab meme died.
>>162372953
>rain is a chinese twink in socal
>>162372078
lol you suck
Just restarted playing today to discover the shitty update...
And the worst is that even when I put normal setting for audio it's still somewhat fucked up
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
ano... ?!
>even faceit has replays from alternate POVs
>it will be 2019 but ESL still won't be doing it
>>162375950
The new audio is good though
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
???
>>162376205
DH had it in 2014 with proper facecams aswell.
ESL is embarassing.
>>162362048
>12-16
>13-16
is this script real
>>162376334
fuck off valve shill
>>162376334
>good
>several retarded bugs found in the first hours
yeah...
wtf is this extra sound leaking in on the stream?
OT BOYS
INCOMING C9 WIN
>>162376953
I didn't hear anything but the chat was blowing up about it. What was it?
NA FUGGIN CROWD
stan is fucking cheating
>get stomped by stewie all half at A
>shroud cant do shit at B
>overtime
>keep going A
gogurts?
>>162377246
t. c9 bettor
>>162377246
>player with an AK gets a headshot
>silver thinks it is a cheat
>crap9
who are our guys now that OG fnatic has split up
>cloud9 going home during groups once again
back to streaming boys
>>162378309
we unironically cheer for the CoD teams now
>>162378439
jesus fucking christ lads
how long has this board fallen
this kid had me laughing for a while clips.twitch tv/faceittv/TameAlligatorPuppeyFace
>>162378309
>>162378609
No we dont like fallen either
XDDD
>>162378309
>fnatic
>ever our guys
hey reddit
>sign of relief
fucking peanut brain does it again
how does he do it
>>162378851
who do we got for the favela matchup
>>162379427
IMT
>>162379427
the cheating monkeys
cheaters vs cheaters live soon @ twitch/faceittv
everyone on sk looks like a criminal
Why does lurpiss even have a job?
It's always the bottom frag askin for an awp.
>>162381839
he's a budget thorin, who declined
>>162380928
delet this
>>162381839
delet this
luurpis mentioned
>>162383180
delet this
>>162291351
>mom's gonna FREAK
>streaming mm hvh
wtf faceit?
>tfw you spend 20 bucks on chinese delivery and it tastes like shit
>get a lucky collateral
>WHAT A GOD
>>162381839
Lurppis works as an investment banker in London. This is literally just a hobby for him.
>>162386704
lul fox is not doing anything else other than that
also is it me or is this game fishy
people locking through walls and shit
>>162387080
>also is it me or is this game fishy
is this your first tournament? this is usual for br teams in 2016 :)
>>162387361
nah. not the first.
it's just funny how they're not even attempting to hide it at this point
>>162387534
hide what?
>>162387534
they've never been hiding them, without cheats they got destroyed at every tournament and with cheats they won 2 majors
really makes you think
Ay ya cunts how do i learn my nades?
also what is this cheating meme?
>scheduling the EU matches when EU is asleep
Americans are retarded.
>>162388317
google dot com
sothatwemaybefree dot com
>cheaters versus cheaters
this is absolutely hilarious to watch
>>162388852
you commies aren't valuable consumers
>fallen doesn't cheat
Why do I get absolutely destroyed on Retake servers? I can do good everywhere else
>>162391914
Same desu maybe people who play it are pro or something
>>162389778
any reason you feel the need to insult us Europeans?
>SK just "knows" everything :^)
cum rp inthe fragshack retake server hehe ;)
This is the end for sk what a day to be alive.
fox is so bads
>>162394020
wtf is that haircut, does he have a disease or did he do it on purpose?
how long until nfl franchises buy csgo teams, and make america great
>>162395129
If he did it on purpose I'm pretty sure that's still a disease.
>>162395129
https://youtu.be/UaSEjYB0Mr8?t=467 here you go senpai its a disease known as autismo
is steel a jew?
>>162395932
Joshua Nissan yes, he's Jewish.
>smix is involved in more CSGO tournaments all the time
MUH FUKKING DIKK
>tfw Steel roasts shitkids on rank S
wew black ddk
>>162397253
What a lad
LURPIS ON BLAST
>0-7 mentioned
>another cod match
>He doesn't own a skin from team duncan vs team tomi
>>162397241
I recognize this ahegao.
>>162392583
Insult not intended, just stating the truth of how advertisers see you.
>>162398606
That's fairly obvious given that marketing budgets are regional, so of course Europeans aren't going to be making many purchases in America
all faze fans are 10 year old kids
Josh is gay
stanislaw is literally cheating
Awp > ayy double u pee > big green gun
>>162399298
I call it the arctic warfare police
>>162399298
I call it the anti white people
>losing against not just an NA team, but a CoD team as well
cuckzy
cuckigan
cuckoshima
cuck
cucku
Reminder that daddy gabe don't love csgo
cuckislaw
cuck-fly
cuckik
cucksh
cuxwell
Karrigan with the nova "spray 4 bullets, stop, and die"
Karrigan with the nova "spray 4 bullets, stop, and die"
Optic have amazing game sense
>>162402704
They really dont
>>162402815
How new?
>>162402291
>>162402421
>>162402671
what did he or "they" mean by "this" (?)
>biggest major of the year going on atm
>last post half an hour ago
fucking dead game lmao
https://clips.twitch
.tv/faceittv/EasyGalagoWTRuck
>>162398375
>he doesn't own a skin from olofpass '14
faze karrigan honeymoon is already over
k1o 4Head WAS 4Head THE 4Head PROBLEM
>>162405434
>>biggest major of the year going on atm
uhhhhhhh lol
fucking NA
>>162367269
but sk are still locking tho???
If I queue with 5s, do I get less elo per win? Even if I'm queueing with people much higher rank than me?
>>162405541
bless his heart
>>162397241
>Well give us a call
>THE CALL IS NOT DYING TO THE AWPS IN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS OF THE ROUND, EVERYBODY SHOULD FUCKING NOW THAT, EVEN SILVER PLAYERS WHO WATCH MY STREAM
I love Steel, the casual cucks ruined CS
>>162410315
haha el reddito man say da funny word :D
>>162411050
Go back to plebbit, where people delete entire posts just because it offends people
> Also take my gold my fellow plebian for reporting this post, the word cuck was triggering me :^)
>its a 3-12 comeback OT script episode
really makes you think
Is Mixwell cheating????
>>162412291
yes
>tier 1 EU team losing to tier 3 NA team
lmao
>>162412749
>FaZe
>tier 1 anything
>OpTic
>tier 3 anything
Please, anon
Its 2020-4
>>162412749
Are you retard kankernegger?
>>162401795
gabe has spent more of his own money on real knives than every csgo knife sale combined. he's fucking obsessed with collecting knives.
he loves csgo.
>>162402932
he knew it was for acer
>>162405434
>biggest major if the year
>biggest
>major
>of the
>year
>>162406474
when did it start? he's been pretty bad since he started.
FaZeD OuT
>>162412749
faze is tier 1?
how much crack do you smoke every day my man?
#GREENWALL got ten feet higher when mixwell hit those one deags. oh and na fly and rush are pretty sick too.
>>162415580
lmaooooo ur telling me you dont smoke crack?
got some advice for ya friendo
what a crowd, people love watching csgo!
it isn't dying at all
>>162415884
have fun getting geeked then
i usually like to go other way personally
>>162415945
>it's the last game between two non na teams on saturday night
>implying people aren't out partying at the aftergame watching this match
>implying everyone doesn't stay on sunday for the actual final
lew waddy
>>162415945
no way! i thought all the tweens with faze/c9 shirts would stay right until the end adter their team lost.
we're the real die hards though ya know? us gamers rite?
rubino is clearly the best looking csgo husbando
this cali crowd has shit tier taste as expected, wouldn't know good genes if it was ejaculated into their face.
>>162415945
>he doesn't know that 90% of csgo crowds aren't above the age of 18 and can't get their parents permission to spend an entire day inside an arena
>>162415580
>>162414124
>>162413865
ok smart guys, who is tier 1 then? is it vp all alone?
its another "fallen makes love to his aimkey while unscoped" episode
>>162416631
http://www.hltv.org/ranking/teams/2016/december/5/
T1 = NiP / SK / VP
T2 = #4 - #17
T3 = #18 - #30
Why there are only Brazilians representing South America on CS.
Where are the Argies, Colombians, Chileans and Pervians?
>>162417745
They only play dota.
>>162418039
K.
Still, why no pro CS team?
>>162418135
They only play dota.
Who will knock out SK?
>>162420332
Dota
>>162420332
VAC
>>162420332
dignigs
watch dignitas choke on 15 rounds
Is the Logitech G Pro cable shit?
operation dropping hot this friday
Is this a regular SK trading maps "obey the script" episode or and BR monkey tilt episode? idk anymore
How do I code my own wallhack and not get b&
>>162422829
you posted it again lmao
>>162416631
yes faggot polska number 1
just played against some other /go/tards in MM in NA. Was like seeing a unicorn.
>>162424437
literally just write to memory to enable spectator glow, you won't get banned
yes, VAC is THAT good
>>162426290
but how do I go about that? I know you have to write something in C(++?)
what do I read up?
>>162426821
You want to use a mix of fortran and C# blud
>>162426821
Install csgo in virtualbox, read the virtualbox's memory then draw an overlay outside of it. You need the xyz and angle of player and xyz of enemies, then you use trigonometry to draw squares where the enemies are.
How do we get Mr. Newell to love us
>>162433368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q
>>162433368
Buy more skins
I want a csgo gf (female)
>>162396980
delet this
>>162398098
delet this
Does magog like my knife?
>babyrager420 has left the match waiting 3 minutes before abandoning
So why do we have to wait 10 minutes for him to abandon the match?
>>162433235
>>162429597
why are you guys lying to him he just wants to get better?
>semifinals of the biggest major of the year about to start
>page 10
fucking DEAD
>>162440864
ye nice one !
>>162449298
game smash uruguay 2016?
>tfw overwatch killed this game
>>162455583
Nah. The game itself is doing good, but /csbg/ - Counter Strike Betting General died with CSGOL.
>>162449298
>no english stream
who gives a shit lmao
>>162455583
normies who pretended to care about csgo betting killed the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_-5AVBMlY8
>>162461165
really gay
>It's another Dota2 gets a huge update while our chicken get sweaters episode
Show me your face when you realize that an American team (OpTic Gaming) is the best team in the world.
Show me your face when you realize that tonight is the night when Astralis wins their first premier tournament.
Our boys optic the new 2014 Fnatic lez fucking go
>>162463571
>first premier tournament
they never won any kind of tournament
pathetic tbqh
I can't believe Optic went from Shahzam and semi-pro friends to a legitimate T1 contender.
So I haven't played for 5-6 months or so
what happened
Why does everything sound like it's being put through a shitty noise filter. Also, it runs worse now for some reason
>>162463837
Turn off HRTF in audio settings.
swag, the best NA player uses native..why don't you?
really makes you think
>envyus
>>162464850
lurpiss been getting btfo by pros on twitter lately
>kennys
>>162463805
It's too bad no one on the team is remotely likable
Henryg getting bank at faceit
>>162465394
t. shahzam
>>162465394
I think Mixwell is cute, and Naf's complete lack of emotion is entertaining.
>>162464850
>make an observation and post it to start a discussion
>monkeys nearly at his throat as if he's insulting them
why are third world poorfags so aggresive
literally what the fuck happened
prime mm was almost decent until a month ago or so
for the past month, every single game has been literally 50/50 "get stomped by blatant hackers" or "get carried by blatant hackers"
>losing to the closet boogeyman
>>162465394
>who is mixwell
>who is Stanislaw
Reminder Stanislaw said he wants to be a cop to shoot nigs and give yung stew a ticket.
>>162465554
really? monkey didn't get aggressive until the last post. everything else calmly explained it but dumpiss still couldn't figure it out.
Has pro cs gotten worse? Retarded plays everywhere.
lurpis is such a meme of a person, how hasn't he killed himself yet
>>162465628
Two boring players to watch.
>super natural and easy for me
The guy who wrote this ad should be fired. What the fuck does that even mean?
>>162465994
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>Optic vs SK finals
>it's another HvH episode
>>162466665
how are you still posting this everyday
You should kill yourself even more than lurpis
>>162465994
Probably because he just wins at life. I guess you can't even imagine how good that feels.
>>162466605
i'm a streamer on twitch a full time streamer on twitch and uhhhhhh i go by summit1g
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RAP
>>162466858
what the fuck is this "most handsome player"?
it just keeps getting worse
>>162466980
lmao people unironically said kenny "nochin" s.
Device is a fucking supermodel compared to the rest of the scene.
>NA
>>162467146
>>162467098
Device is a legitimately handsome man. Everyone else is average at best.
>>162467319
>>162467319
dosia?
>>162467485
Reminder Optic are our guys
>hired Devilwalk
>Tarik got Steel to coach after Valve banned him
>>162466724
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>162467634
>>162467809
>>162467809
What happened here?
>>162467909
they were fighting each other for a meme and the black guy stopped them
>>162467909
Those guys were havin' a laff and pretending to be boxing.
>>162467909
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
gotards?
>M4A1-S
I thought people were done with this meme?
shittiest crowd of all time
How the fuck did naf become so good? In fact what the fuck happened to optic in the first place? Is this the true power of the fucking leafs?
>>162469876
cheats
>that pistol round
>>162469876
True power of coding.
gotards?
>thats what she said
>crowd is silent
Wow.. What a shit public
>>162469876
optic are br tier hackers
https://clips.twitch
.tv/faceittv/CloudyGoshawkGingerPower
>envyus in 2016
>american tournament
>american team is playing extremely fishy yet again
really fires up my synapses
>>162470653
but france is literally the fishiest country when it comes to csgo teams/players
Their trades are perfect.
>optic is not cheating
hahahahahahhaaha good joke
>France "won" two majors
>Valve just basically revamped all of doto
Are we n-next?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
How can I improve my gameplay?
Gameplay links:
https://streamable.com/qmen
https://streamable.com/dmp4
https://streamable.com/upo2
https://streamable.com/xfv6
>>162472041
Valve can suck a dick with their overhauls. They did it with the sounds and it was a disaster. All they have to do is tweak pistols and fix bugs.
>>162472691
By joining the discord!
discord.gg/dXRkAgT
>>162472041
I hope not. The dota update is pretty much the R8: the hero and making the game more casual
>>162472691
I hope this is ironic
>>162472691
By not buying a fucking pistol when you're rifling.
https://clips.twitch
.tv/faceittv/CloudyGoshawkGingerPower
what did he mean by this?
>>162472691
>music
This is a joke, right?
My friend and I haven't played since like 2013, and we just came back on a whim last night. We agree everything feels slightly different but can't exactly place it. Movement and shooting feels different especially.
Is there a list of the big mechanical changes they made anywhere? Not patch notes, because I'm not interested in shifting through pages of text just to find out they increased strafe speed by .41% in april 2015, or bullshit like that.
Tell me about black DDK, why does he wear the mask?
>>162473951
to be fair $100 to kill yourself is a fucking terrible offer
>>162473951
movement patch
ducking patch
sounds patch
spray patch
no movement speed changes except speed change when scoped with AWP.
>>162474420
Because nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.
>>162474420
memes aside that's pretty spooky
My boipucci is so wet for James
>>162474501
>movement patch
>ducking patch
These sound important, what changed? And by spray I assume you mean the retarded new sprays and not changes to spraying while shooting?
>>162474480
But it's a cute girl who's offering.
>>162474697
>mad max feminist edition is spooky
>>162474820
>movement patch
basically changes to how hitboxes react to movement and they're supposed to be more accurate. there are also completely new movement animations for the models.
>ducking patch
they created a new algorithm for how ducking takes place. i don't have the details but ducking started feeling really weird after this patch
>sound patch
this made the sound more accurate supposedly, and you can also hear up and down on nuke now
>spray patch
the changed the way the spray pattern widens by making the spray gradually gape more while holding the button, making it easier to tap without affecting the spray pattern overall.
I feel like Liquid has all but disappeared.
>>162472691
playing deathmatch in order to have non bad aim can get you to the master guardian ranks at the very least, start by doing that
white black ddk cant win a single challenge...
>>162476184
Hes fat what did you expect
>>162476184
you mean white James?
>tfw too shy to join public lobbies
>>162479359
>playing MM
>>162476184
But black white black ddk lost the cycling one.
So many shitskins in the ecs crowd. Makes me sick to my stomach
>play like shit
>toggle cheats on
>start hitting everything
>aimlock on people through walls
man i wish i could be as good as favelas
reminder to update your rates settings
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/09/16032/
>[NETWORKING]
>– Allowing wider range for network channel bandwidth rate setting representing allowed game traffic to client:
>— Increased default rate to 196608 which will accommodate users with internet connections of 1.5 Mbps or better.
>— Players can increase their rate setting up to 786432 to represent 6 Mbps surge bandwidth allowed, but must be aware that requesting high surge bandwidth may cause packet loss if their ISP or network hardware drops packets at a high surge rate.
>>162481537
>not limiting your rates low af to cause lag
>not binding different rates to your movement keys
hotzera
get it
>kick karrigan
>still choke in semis
favellas enternally btfo
Why so I just irrationally hate those fucking Brazilians so much? I get so angry whenever they play.
Anyway I hope astralis wins. Fuck sk.
>>162479359
>anime weeb
>playing MM unironically
thank god i stopped playing that shit
UMP nerf when
>>162483297
Stay mad lol xD
7-1 upcoming
>>162483297
>Why so I just irrationally hate those fucking Brazilians so much?
cheaters
retarded fanbase
unlikeable players
won a lot of events due to cheats, thus stealing the prize money
etc..
I hope non of you fell for the br hype.
>think they don't need cheats no more
>get destroyed
>SK post LAN anti-cheat era
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>162486489
is FALLEN white?
xyp9x is braindead i swear
>Astralis v Optic finals rematch
wew
>>162486621
I thought he was going to get cut. not karrigan nor cajunb
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>device
>>162486591
being white is more than skin deep
Wew, 2 knife kills and the ace.
>this kills the brazilian
well that'll be in every fragmovie over the next year
>ace in pistol with 2 knife kills
ARE YOU MAD? CUZ IM NOT
>this desolates the favelas
>>162487151
>astracucks end up being the team that cucks the bbcs (big brazillian cheaters)
i'm so glad the cheating monkey era is definitely over
Astralis are going to win.
Astralis are going to WIN.
Or else...
please tell me it won't actually be 2 hours before the next round
>>162487958
40 minutes
I want to thank Astralis for winning against SK and finally doing something good.
>>162488338
1hr 40 min. It's 16:22PST right now, Final is at 18:00
I'm going all in on asstralis. my last 3 skins. worth 3 dollars altogether.
I hope the danecucks don't burn me like the last finals.
Lads what is wrong with Sean's head?
>>162488709
nevermind. its 1 skin. my last one. worth 1.75. wish me luck niggers
>>162488689
they updated it since both semis were 2-0
>>162488904
Oh, neat. Thanks anon.
>>162488709
where are you betting at
#UNBANIBP
>>162489196
>implying I'll reveal the website
betting never died. lounge dying just weed out the retards from betting
Richard Lewis has an article stickied on one of the most popular reddits. What a time to be alive.
>tfw no steel stream
>>162490443
What's the article about? Did he get triggered by an SJW again?
>>162490443
Which one? Spoonfeed me I don't know how reddit works
>this music
jesus christ NA
>Optic are unironically the best team in the world right now
How do get back to to the Light Future timeline?
>>162490564
>>162490610
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5htc2d/reddits_biased_moderating_also_affects_peoples/
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/808103041077563392
>>162490543
what happened to him and moe do they hate each other now?
Q: why would SK lose to Asstrails if they (according to magog) were blatantly cheating yesterday???
This is really bakinf my noodle rn
>>162491583
I think everyone just got tired of moe intentionally doing retarded things in rank S just so he could make a 5 minute youtube reaction video, steel just got tired of it publicly.
>>162491583
Moe came into a rank s voice server to make fun of steel for 20 minutes during game and steel flipped out, now they're mad at eachother so they take turns leaking things like steel leaking echofox was dead.
Anyone who likes steel should consider a permanent move to reddit where you can watch your epic streamer like totally rage at people obviously worse than him because he's a filthy cheater rightly banned from csgo
>>162491486
let me guess
that fat fuck has a stake in that "minds" memesite
>>162491486
>/r/The_Donald
you can't make this shit up
>>162491486
>/r/the_donald
fuck off ledditor
redroom_gaming: he looks like a confused pepe
>lurp looks like pepe
>>162491854
why don't they remove him like they did with warden?
I know warden made a public apology and worked his way up to rank S and he is not doing stupid shit.
>kid got SEM rank
accurate
>CLG red player
>Global Elite
lmao
>>162493340
he doesn't play often enough for it to be a real issue
I saw Steel at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly..
Imagine being DazeD in that Rank S game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the ESEA admins could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine.
>kjaerbye isn't hacking
good meme
How can device miss so many easy shots
>>162491854
>>162492020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AhN4hTFeSw
>>162459408
^This
The huge wave of casual normies pieces of shit killed the game, not even the pros care about winning anymore because its all about ''le funny people'' there is no point in winning anymore, the game scenario itself is just one huge circlejerk for attention, drama and ''memes''
2014-2015 was the golden era
How is Optic losing to Asstralis?
>>162465394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B9GbUcTyiY
This video is relatable to meNot that I really care about them, IBP and 2015-summer C9 best are just the best teams NA ever had
>>162495927
asstrails are so desperate to finally win a LAN that they are using their best strats and toggles to win this
Looks like glaive got Astralis some nice gear.
Even the coaching of steel cannot beat the coding of euros
>jumping a corner with the knife out
why do pros do this?
>jump peak with knife out
Optic is fucking throwing
>optic gaming are the best na team
>getting trashed by astralis in a final
>>162496493
>peak
Fucking illiterate eurofuck.
>>162479359
How is that face even relatable to what you saying?
Fucking weebs, can't even communicate using memes, functional autists cunts
Also
>Playing MM
>>162496612
>can't tell what a facial expression is saying
you're the autist, anon.
>They used the 16-14 script
>"HE JUST KNEW"
love the new ways announcers try to cover for wallhacks
>When a guy just destroys you left and right with single taps across the map, quickscopes and pre-fires
>But when he is facing your teammates, he whiffs a entire clip while backstabbing them
I play CS since 2014, I follow competitive CS since 2015, but MM logic is still a mystery to me
>>162496973
it's because you have silver movement
>>162496973
git gud weebhomogay
>>162496695
>Too shy
Posts a pic that describes deeply, intense disgust or rage
Weebs are so retarded, I can't even
>>162496973
>clip
>>162497268
the image wasn't meant to express shyness, holy fuck you're dumb
>>162339339
play half-life 1 / adrenaline gamer insted pleb
>>162497372
I know the pic wasn't meant to express shyness, thats why he is retarded, he picked the wrong picture for the emotion he is sharing through his words
You braindead weebcunt
>>162497541
you're actually this dumb lmao
>>162497541
The pic expresses his frustration of being too shy, you retarded cunt.
>>162497603
>Keeps replying for attention
>In a anonymous imageboard
>Don't even capitalize first word
Typical weeb, LMAO'ing at your life
>>162497749
not my fault someone has to hold your hand to explain a simple post that everyone else in this thread understood
>>162497629
The pic is a girl looking at something at her screen then getting disgusted/mad
There's literally a thousand of better reactions he could've used to express his rage at himself, even some pepes
Fucking weebs, thank God you failed normies cucks will die without reproducing, you fags make feminists look good
>>162479359
c-can i fuck your boipucci anon
>>162496973
>Points out something actually relatable
>See replies
>3 Shitposts
The playerbase is a walking tumour, you niggers killed CS, do the rest of the world a favor and never play anything else
>>162497928
Listen man, you can stop at any point. This is all anonymous. Nobody knows who you are, and it isn't your fault that you are retarded. Blame your parents for irresponsibly having an incest baby.
>>162497928
>mad because you're too retarded to interpret a post
>>162497928
>The pic is a girl looking at something at her screen then getting disgusted/mad
Holy fuck, you're stupid.
Yo niggers, I need a little help over here.
How do I make player models make more contrast with the background, because sometimes I'm not even able to see the player in a dark, black zone of the map. for example: >ct spawn seen from long; in cache:
>ct car in cache from garage (A site)
>>162498187
get wall hacks
>>162498075
>tell a guy he likely has shit movement and that is why he always dies easily
>shitpost
Guess trying to help people in the community counts as a shitpost in this reddit-infused era of 4chan.
Who the fuck put the laughing manlet back on the screen
who is this little squint eyed man on screen?
>place a buy order
>some nigger places one matching mine
>remove and place one 1cent under the purchase price
heh nuthin personel kiddo
>>162498237
i wanna get better by myself because I know someday valve will fucking rekt all cheaters
>>162498452
lol
>>162498452
>someday valve will fucking rekt all cheaters
>
>>162498452
>I know someday valve will fucking rekt all cheaters
rofl
>>162498358
Man it's like WoW auction house all over again. I had a bot buying all ore/bars under a certain price and would relist it all at higher prices once they got high enough
>tfw market manipulation
feels good famillios
>train
gg optic loses
>>162498790
We Eleague now
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
nice game gotards
rush looks like sid from toy story
why is dat nigger talking into his shoe smdh
is this tournament in china or something?
How long untilt the ASStralis choke?
>jump with pistol
>still have perfect bullet placement
hmmm
kjaerbye with some strange mouse movements
>playoffs are all 2-0 boring blowouts
nice tournament ECS
>>162501509
Mixwell with some strange mouse movements ie whiffing every awp shot lmaooo
arse trails choke incoming
>>162501091
now
nice cheats
>asstrails actually won something
does this mean they won't get out of groups in a month?
get cucked karrigan
When's the next HvH?
>brexit
>trump
>leicester city or whatever
>I got a job
>now astralis wins a lan
2016 has been weird
How much plastic
>>162503347
not enough
thanks for the skins optic fangays
>the best na team lost to danechokes in a final
>>162503187
>NiP #1 world
>cubs win world series
The fire rises
lurpiss looks like a serial killer
>>162503535
how come the danes couldn't beat optic when the prize was bigger?
>>162503347
either her cheek implants are too big or her jaw shave was too much
It's a shame because sweaty betanerds think she's attractive but in Korea she's literally bottom 25%
>>162503784
Literally no one watched any optic voda before their eleague luckstreak. Trust me at the major qualifier they're going to be anti-stratted hard. Money says they don't qualify
>>162356137
Mine is at 0.04, no serious clipping issues arise until you're at 0.03. See how low you can go before you get really bad issues.
>>162504275
kek, the fucking bitterness
how sad are you that the eu era has been over for a year now?
>>162503347
>>162504116
>>162507510
screencap the post
>4 more days for the qualifier
any hype?
I generally think my gamesense is good, and my guesses in game are mostly right, but I don't know how to act on them in the best way. How do I fix this? Watch pro demos? Although I don't know how I would find specific situations inside the thousands of pro demos available.
>>162511553
play a lot and be mindful of what you're doing.
>>162511553
Just watch those free NCG youtube vids
>>162513947
Also YNK's videos are good.
>>162511030
yeah hype for our guys vega squad
>game updates
>no blogpost
ree
>>162503364
this. still ugly
s1mple has bad taste famu
do y'all care about skins or nah
also why the fuck do they cost so much? it's just shit pixels
I'm nova 4 and I can only do well in cache, I top frag almost every single time in cache, but when I play mirage I all of a sudden can't aim worth shit. Why is this?
Hi guys!
Can I play CS:GO from China (Shanghai)?
I know all that stuf about chinese firewall and such, but it seems that there's chinese version released by Perfect World company -- http://www.csgo.com.cn/.
Is there any chinese players who can give me more info about latency, community and that kind of stuff?
>>162523282
Yeah I think 4chan is the best place to go for information about playing csgo in china... smfh this is iust a place for shitposting, if you want useful information go to reddit
>>162475623
Was just thinking this same thing earlier but they'll be at the eleague major just the same.
my flash bangs never hit anyone, i try the reccomended flashes i find on youtube, and what do you know when i peak around that corner they're holding that angle waiting for me with perfect 20/20 vision
>>162523601
stop peaking 5 seconds after you throw the flashbang
>>162524000
I guess you really gotta work fast, like peak before your gun is even fully taken out?
The "Legends" for this Major are so shit.
Our legends are
Fnatic (come back flusher)
Liquid (bad)
SK (roster moves)
VP
Asstrails
F3 (classic t2, but earned it)
Gambit (Recent good showings? I guess)
Navi (shitshow + S1mple)
Why are we inviting teams that were good 6 months ago with different rosters? If we had a real qualifier into the major for all teams at least 4 of these teams would not qualify.
>>162524329
The problem is having 6 months between majors. Should be like 4, 3 majors a year. Otherwise its just valve being jewish
>>162524329
your bait is boring
>>162525035
on current form I don't see liquid, F3, Gambit qualifying, fnatic is in the air, the rest I am fine with though
>play mm dmg game
>topfrag is obviously hacking
>he is in party with another guy who is bottomfragging
>bottomfrag gets vacbanned in the end of the game
huh. some kind of pair hacking?
>>162524000
>peak
FUCKING STOP THIS
>>162526626
baited
lmao look at dota 2
valve gives them so much quality
meanwhile csgo still looks like dogshit
>>162473271
not at all
>>162498308
delet this
>>162498353
delet this
>>162493294
delet this
>>162285904
>http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
DOES THIS THING EVEN WORK ANYMORE
pls post some funny memes
pls post some funny memes
>get kicked from comp
>[whatever] doesn't match the server's file
REEEEE HOW DO I STOP GETTING THIS BULLSHIT
>>162540259
verify game cache?
https://twitter.com/drakenCSGO/status/808301811589349376
>>162540949
truly they are our guys
>>162541410
truly he is our guy
>>162540362
yeah, but how do i stop getting one a week
The M4 doesn't have any good ski-
>>162472691
-[Preff]Use the lowest graphics(only resolution 1024x768/4:3/stretched)
-Disable music.
-Keep using mic.
-Don't look at the fking ground.
-Don't spend so much time at the shop.
-Play deathmatch or something else for good aim.
-Fix radar.
>>162540259
>get kicked from comp
toxic much??
>>162543548
truly he is our skin
>>162526356
The bottom frag has walls and just calls for the top frag. Top frag was probably not even hacking, just good aim+ knowing where people are will make it seem like hacks
>>162543897
hi reddlyboop
>>162521590
Color blind
It's the same for me. I have good stats on all maps except mirage which is unironically a 10% w/r.
>>162546326
I got in 2 weeks agp at Silver 5, ranked up to MG2 since then, when does this shit stop?
>pic related
>buy 2 of these http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Sticker%20%7C%20Stewie2K%20(Foil)%20%7C%20MLG%20Columbus%202016
>c9 doesnt qualify
>im rich
>>162550964
cunning
>>162472691
Buy some fucking grenades and if your team calls something react to it
>play decent
>have 1 (one) beer
>not even tipsy
>can't aim for shit
The new lobby system is a fucking godsend, no more russians.
Alright, check this
SNS
'gog wake up you motherfuckers. like 500000 people are playing csgo right now, let's talk
http://www.hltv.org/ranking/teams/2016/december/12/
>>162562236
member when that one guy killed that other guy with the awp
i member
>>162560349
>adult male
Thinking bout ordering a pizza
Update?
13.2MB UPDATE DROPPING HOT RIGHT NOW
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5hz7mu/counterstrike_global_offensive_update_for_121216/
>>162568482
>>162568794
im fucking done
>>162569028
game is solve
>dota7 comes out
>decide to try it
holy shit why doesn't cs look like this? why do we still have this shitty menu out of a 90s game, why do we have to pay a third party for a real competitive ladder and stats and competitive community, where are the 5v5 team leagues and first party competitive support? it's been years and this shit is still as bad as it was in beta
I still can't believe Valve intervened to break up Fnatic so that the scene would be "more competitive" what a fucking joke of a game now it's just filled with Brazilian Hackers
Why does Valve not update the game with cool and useful shit?
>>162576724
>Valve intervened to break up Fnatic
They did?
>>162576724
>the EU collapse is so mindblowing to fangays that their brains make up shallow conspiracies to cope with the reality
>>162548478
It won't stop until they redo mirage with less orange
a
b
>>162576724
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>162596578
WTF rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYYboqw59Vk
I'm working on a fragmovie in the style of the classic CSS / CS 1.6 days
I really NEED some feedback
Pros say MM is shit for improving, and pugging ESEA is also shit
Apparently the best way is to find a team and scrim and do leagues, where the fuck do I find that?
>>162601176
forums, find teams posting tryouts
>>162602171
Ill scope some out, but I also don't feel like I'm good enough for teams at the moment
Its where my dilemma of where to improve
>page 10
nice game
>>162576724
Hi smithzz
>gets the most talented na players banned for life
>single handedly killed gambling and skins betting
>virtue signals the one esport scene dumb enough to listen to him
>has no problem breaking the law or having others break the law for him to get sources
>pretends to be anti-SJWs even though he is one
>chokes moba players
nice game gotards
>>162613909
>Americans still fall for the Brit accent is smart man
>>162613909
>>chokes moba players
OUR GUY FOREVER
>>162614404
We can't help it
>tfw too intelligent to play csgo
>>162616281
same
>>162616281
>>162617198
me three
>tfw no Thorin video for an entire week
>he fell for the 400 dpi meme
>>162619241
is he kill
>>162619241
>fix pistols
What would the fix be, make them useless, nearly guarantee that eco rounds are a loss?
Pistols are balanced within the context of the game. They only seem like a problem because of inherent problems with CS, specifically the super low time-to-kill. Every gun in the game can kill in at least .5 seconds, many instantly with a 1hko headshot.
If you decreased pistol damage, they would be utter trash. The solution to pistols would to be make TF2, which they did, which has much higher average kill times and no headshots (sniper and ambassador not withstanding).
>>162629315
why bother posting bait in a dead thread?
>>162629438
It's not bait, I actually want to inform, also have someone try and contest my point to see how true it really is.
>>162629315
Just reduce running accuacy and make people stop moving to get accurate shots. When I die to a p250 I'm more mad that the fucking cunt was full strafing online which basically means he's impossible to hit in a reasonable amount of time, and he's still accurate. I have a gun that costs TEN TIMES as much and I need to fucking stop to shoot accurately. Why does a fag with a 300 dollar investment get to run around spamming mouse1 and not get penalized for it?
>>162629508
>Just reduce running accuacy and make people stop moving to get accurate shots
Well, the running accuracy is already shitty, he just got lucky with RNG. This is the problem with trying to balance high damage with low accuracy, when you're lucky or skilled the damage per second is way too high.
An example is jumping awp shots pre-dynamic accuracy patch, where it was pure luck but if you hit it was a 1HKO gg no re.
>>162629838
Much better then rifles, which are garbage when running even though they shoot much faster. They should be just as bad as rifles in running inaccuracy.
Leave the glock and USP alone though, maybe the USP could use a bit of a nerf but glock is already shit.
Why don't they release new operation, isn't that literally free money
who trying to push for rank s here?
flamie but his face grows every time he awps
>>162629939
>They should be just as bad as rifles in running inaccuracy.
That would be an interesting change, it'd make it pretty difficult to rush as T with pistols though.
>ESEA has mixed reviews on steam
>>162629315
>nearly guarantee that eco rounds are a loss
Why do people try to make that sound so unreasonable?
Yes, opting to buy near-to-no equipment /should/ leave you at a serious disadvantage.
Firstly they need to increase the damn price. There's absolutely no excuse why the tec-9 would be /less/ than half the price of a UMP-45
Is there a single reason to buy any smg (excluding the p90) or the cz75a as long as the tec-9 exists in its current state?
Enforcing max firerates on all semi-autos would go a long way in beating off scriptfaggotry I guess
I'd like to think your tf2 argument makes sense, because it does. Problem is that it's far too abstract for the csgo community to embrace
Note that the sniper rifles and ambassador arent /just/ the only weapons that can get headshots, they have rules over them on top of that
sniper rifle can't headshot unlesss scoped in, and the ambassador can only score headshots if you wait out the spread cooldown completely
That last part could work great actually, all the more to encourage proper tap firing rather than muh spray control
But it'd never be accepted as part of cs
>Thorin tweeting about JRE conspiracy theories instead of making videos
Based
Tweet o the day right herr
https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/808622968251228160
Love the fact Thorin Baneposts on twitter. Only redditors and sourcekiddies hate our guy
>>162633042
Do you think they banged?
Pansy would bang anyone after a few pints but rlewis seems like a "let me call a cap for you m'lday" sort of dude
>>162635758
*cab
just unboxed this lads
how much do you guys think it is worth???
>>162635758
RL only fucks traps. Fact.
>>162636353
lol
>>162636916
stop fucking laughing retard
>>16263727 9
>buying 4chan gold
Anyone still bet here? what sites do you use