/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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wait does this not even have a final? just the c9 game after this? what a shit minor. half the teams, not even all the games. fucking gay.

reminder that the region ranks go SA > NA > EU > OCE

>>161827939
EU > SA > CIS > NA > CN > OCE > SEA

>>161828215

>EU

this isn't 2014 senpai

csgog discord server

https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

the meme dream is dead

RIP IN PIECES SK

>>161829598
Is SK picking up my boy ichibannn?

>>161829741
Rumors say they'll get Felps from IMMT, but they should get Lucas tbqh

hey guys, how can I become better, but not playing ranked? I don´t wanna play casual? So should I just stick with Deathmatch?

I am not good at fps, I need better aiming, reaction and recoil mastering? Does playing against bots help?

Also: please nothing like aimbotz, because I am always good at this shit but really bad when it comes to ranked. Especially when it comes to recoil mastering.. thanks!

>>161829746
play on community 5v5

>>161829867
thanks for answering!
Also I need to learn how to throw grenades, and map learning, because I only can play fucking dust2.

Are there good ways to learn this?


>>161829842
also please forget about all these stupid question marks.

dead thread

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BULLY

What if.

The real difference between male and female CS GO pros, is just that the guys use hacks?

SKAGOD

>>161833210
what if

The real difference between male and female CS GO pros, is just that the guys play csgo much more than girls?

>>161833210
Imagine the outcry if a gurrl would get into a Tier 3 team and get vacced instantly.

Delicious sjw tears

>>161829958
sothatwemaybefree dot com

>>161829842
>how do I get good at <something> but not doing <something>

but why senpai

operation when

>>161836096

droppin in hot this thursday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9knayRcZNo

Thats a nice house

>>161838549
this thursday already pasted

>Flusha streaming
Why isn't he banned yet?

>adult male
>wears shorts in public
>has a private profile
>doesn't play native resolution

>>161842219
yeah so what?

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243796221106/76561198316768458


pls join

>>161843872
coming

>>161843872
>pass user
ishiggydiggy

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off of adderall

making another post in a half hour when it kicks in

>>161849151
this is reaction time, for context

>>161849625
[after ~10 mins since I took adderall]

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post predictions

>Ninjas in Pyjamas
>mousesports
>FaZe
>GODSENT
>OpTiC
>G2
>dignitas
>Cloud9

praying for TyLoo but deep down i'll know they'll choke again

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https://twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/805556711561924608

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>>161849625
wtf you're garbage it's 12am here and i'm about to sleep

>>161853173
Because I have ADHD.

>>161853215
ADHD isn't real bud you just spend too much time on your pc

>>161853331
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2365911/

>>161853331
you aren't real

>>161853423
lmao got that shit on ctrl+v for your justification ey bud.

get off your pc / phone for a week and see what ADHD is left.

>squeaker went afk because his tooth is going to fall out
reee

>>161853757
>get off your pc / phone for a week and see what ADHD is left.
I have. Multiple times. It's terrible.
I don't think you necessarily understand what ADHD is. Why do you not believe it exists?

>>161853173
Various input latencies and refresh rate can drastically affect your time

>>161853836
kek is this real?

>>161853937
unfortunately yes

>>161854047
report him if you want. not supposed to use Steam services unless you're 13+, IIRC.

>>161853859
bruh you aren't some graduate of neurochemistry, you've self-diagnosed with online studies then sold it well enough to your doctor to get pills.

ADHD is basically dopamine / reward fuckery. physical actions can affect your neurochemistry and you can get rid of it.

>>161854297
You're still just spewing bullshit buzzword fuckery. Do you have any legitimate reason for denying the existence of ADHD?

>>161854528
Stop being such a SJW.

>>161854528
do you know what your perfect grammar and impeccable capitalisation says to me about you?

>>161855210
Do you have any legitimate reason for denying the existence of ADHD?

>>161855318
Don't need to, because it's just degeneracy.
SJW.

ADHD is like autism. It's a new mental illness brought on by immunizations.

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speaking of mental illness, cop or not?

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>>161859026
get 1 like mine~

>>161859026
who cares. it's a sklin where the wear is only darkening, not scratches, adding to that, its a shitty skin.

>>161859373
bad meme

>>161859026
>>161859373
What does the "factory new" and "minimal wear" mean?

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>>161859373
>>161859818
forgot pic

>>161857180
autism was diagnosed well before immunizations were a thing

>>161860383
you were patient zero

does anyone know why my fps fluctuates between 270 and 290 fps when my fps_max is set to 300? when i put it to 999 or 0 it shoots up to 500-600+
i play on 1080p + very high settings. got w10 64bit, full performance mode ticked, csgo running at high priority, 16gb ram, 970 and a 6600k OCd to 4,5 ghz
this is mostly for community custom maps like bhop, kz and surf and i have the same "problem" in css.

alive thread

>>161853152
what was this

>>161853016
where are the "good" teams?

>>161860383
>death was discovered before bullets so bullets can't cause death hurrrrrrrrrrr

>>161870050
horribly uneducated analogy, the guy literally claimed it was a "new" illness "brought on" by immunization.

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>>161871437
>horribly uneducated analogy
Give me an educated one please my good gentle-sir.

>>161871578
>>161871841
>say something stupid on the internet as anonymous
>get mad on the internet when someone tells you that you said something stupid when you could've ignored it because you were anonymouse

>>161871858
Yeah, I don't know why you did both of those things you mentioned either.

>>161871858
i know its a disability you can't fix nor understand how it impacts others, but can you go be a retard autist on reddit? thanks

>vaccines don't cause autism

What next, dinosaurs were real? So much for your so called education.

>>161872508
also the earth is flat duh

>>161873105
Nah it's hollow faggot

>>161873227
why not both?

reminder that getting kills in warmup rounds counts towards archievements so you can buy dumb weapons and complete those

>>161873316
gonna need a scientific diagram showing how this works without extinguishing the hollow sun that heats the core of the earth

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>>161874048
at the moment I only operate in theories, and am gathering much data through countless scientific experiments. I do happen to be able to release to the public this formerly confidential image that NASA tried to keep to themselves that does indeed disprove the idea that the earth is a sphere.

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>>161874048
The Council has agreed we can disclose this information.

>>161875736
>god
hows about you just join him by getting yourself suicide

>>161876110
You can't suicide your way to heaven read the f*&@ing Bible

>>161877582
why would i read a book of lies created to make sheeple like yourself fall in line?

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>>161876110
>>161877930

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>>161878852
>atheists are satanists
did your "pope" tell you that?

gr8 thred guys where can isubcrsibe foe mor??

also cz>>>>> 5-7; only reason ppl use the 5_7; is because they dont know how to do anything but hold mousè1 LOL

>>161879118
Great wit, did your ""evolution"" teach you that?

>>161879791
if evolution isnt real, why don't you have a gf? only those who "evolved" to pass on their jeans can have kids, xtians like yourself die out because theres no god to reward you with a wife.

i need a new mouse what the FUCK do I buy

>>161882410
new mouse who dis??

When exactly did the community servers and all the game modes die? Came back after years of not playing only to find CSS dead, Gmod on life support and CSGO doesn't even have a fraction of what CSS had.

>>161882410
kek raven embarrassed about his razer shit

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why aren't you memeing, /csgog/?

>>161859863
all skins start off as factory new and slowly degrade. minimal wear is the next one down

>>161853016
reminder that our guys are
>tyloo, renegades, vega squadron, spirit, mousesports, hellraisers
their guys are
>everyone else

>>161829598
>still have 4 cheaters
I think they'll do just fine lad

>>161884114
Nah, I googled it, they're just different versions of the same skin.

>>161867068
Moe saying he's buyingagun before cali makes em illegal

>>161879118
>posts an image of a self proclaimed edgy faggot satanist
go golf wang back on reddit you fag

>>161885598
Tricked by the search jew again

Can you actually make a poor living by trading cs go skins?

At $25 a day you could make a just about living.

>>161887210
You can, but it would be better if you had about 10-20 accounts of CSGO, so you can rip these roulettes off by sending points or whatever they use to your main account and spend them on some nice skin to sell later
>source: my friend has 20 accounts

>>161887210
Yeah or you could just work a job and not waste your life doing literally nothing

>>161887386
>Waste 12 hours of your 16 hour up time
>Instead of spending like 4 hours a day doing "brokering"

>>161887341
>so you can rip these roulettes
What's that?

>>161887520
You would make more than $25 a day with a minimum wage part time job. Also you would be """"working"""" less

>>161887739
Maybe less time at work, but you skip a lot of it.

>Time in preperation of work
>Time getting to work
>Time working
>Time getting home from work.

So if you work for 4 hours a day, you may still have to add 2-3 hours from other things you have to do because of the work.

You would also be your own boss, and have no set work times.

Is HUNDEN actually good or is it just a meme?

Holy hell, dust2 in valve mm is like a whole different game desu. Cheat/Smurf/Boost Battlegrounds lmao

SK kicked fnx because he refused to update their hacks for the new LAN anti-cheat.

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>>161821813
What do you guys think about OpTic winning ELEAGUE? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzuQ6Cpj1o

>>161889094
Nice vid

>>161888243
one of the best

Every time I see british people stream matchmaking they play against other english speaking people.

Why the fuck are scandinavians always matched with russians? We're so fucking close to GB it's ridiculous that we have to get matched with these apes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxPOFp45AIg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzS0gzLgjXU&t=2s

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You're a fucking NA male!

>>161893148
At least get the quote right

how to ACTUALLY get good

>>161893271
Its meme synergy you pleb

>>161893317
Yeah, and it's supposed to be You're fucking a not You're a fucking

>>161892185
russian server is in Stockholm iirc

>>161893386
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think i've played with brits once in the span of 1000 hours played

>>161892665
Ok, I feel a bit like a genius.

>"Lets go with 3rd key and 3rd case"
>"Lets do 2nd key and 5th case"
I was thinking those exact things, on the 2-5 one.
Went through some logic and counting

So I thought, "Next one he's probably gonna say 4 and 4".
>"Let's do 4 and 4"
After this, I suspect it'll be 1 and 2.

>hounanagoug
>Some cs YouTuber with 100k subs
>Literally scripts and still can't shop
>Is still not banned

How can one take this game serious with huge channels that openly cheat and never get punished?

>>161893796
>Shop

I think you meant b hop mobile friendo

>>161894335
S hop is 2 levels above a b hop

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>>161893796
This is why

>>161894630
Why do boys play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive?

>>161894891
>tfw all the bois at work play dota and overwatch

>>161895096
Do you call them names?

>>161895371
We're not at that level of familiarity, I'm too shy to talk with them all that much tbqh

Regardless of the validity of the points made by Thorin about Device on twitter, do you know anything about "professionalism"? Thorin was clearly a big fan of Dr. House and has adopted the same self-righteous attitude of thinking that being good at what he does is a free pass to being a complete prick to everybody. I used to like Thorin for his knowledge and edginess but he is only getting worse as time goes on. These days, he just seems like an anti-social anger-junkie who has found a way to constantly stroke his ego on a large scale. The more I watch his videos, the more I realize that it's all pointless drivel, and we're basically watching him sit there and verbally jerk off. I have never seen someone who loves the sound of their own voice so much. He hardly says anything that isn't obvious anymore, and he spends 20 minutes rambling and reiterating the same point in his videos until he reaches climax. The troves of 12 year-old fanboys showering him with love and compliments are turning him into a bigger piece of shit than ever. CS:GO E-sports no longer needs him now that it's growing into something so big. Before long, "historians" like Thorin will be a dime a dozen, and I'm now counting the days before the scene turns it's back on him for a less immature and abrasive "e-sports historian" (like the LoL scene did).

Real "professionals" don't get to toggle the asshole switch as soon as they clock-out. They are expected conduct themselves in a professional manner even when not "on-duty." It's called "leading by example." The only example Thorin sets is that you can be arrogant and treat people like shit as long as you're convinced that what you're saying is true, and if things get out of hand you can just use the cop-out "it's banter m8." Triggering people 10 years younger than him on social media is not part of his job description.

The only reason Thorin is still relevant right now is because he's the most knowledgeable "esports historian" in existence.

>>161895998
how do I pursue a career as esports historian senpai

>>161895998
You mean how they ditched 2GD?

2GD isn't the way you described Thorin. 2GD just has his sense of humor, and has worked in environments that aren't as formal and strict, and also has some expectations that his audience can pick up on jokes (but some seem to not pick up on them, like valve).

>>161897329
2gd got himself fired for trying to subvert chinese laws on the stream. Valve gets his jokes so much he hosted two TIs and bruno works for them.

I literally need like one hour of dm and 3 full comp games to start playing normally lmao

>>161898182
this exactly.
one hour of ffa dm/custom map with bots
and 3 comp games to get warmed up and fuck everything.

Too bad I work now and I insta-queue for comp and play 1-2 games, I've seen my skills get degraded and actually suck at most matches.

Warm up is so underrated, warm up is essential.

>>161884109
because I gave up halfway when coding some memes a year ago

should really finish my code and meme some noobs next csgo sale

>>161898301
warmup is for shitters

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My name is fnx
My aim is good and I cuck the best.
Fer's girl and I we had sex,
She liked his dick a little less,
Now that's I'm done fallen's is next,
So SK gaming is a mess.

Been winning your games son?

is it just me or are third worlders 1000x more likely to be cheating?


resident thirdworlders need not reply

Just calibrated at Silver Elite, feels good to be part of the elite.

Why is Witmer such a loser?

>>161908515
why are you such a buttslut~

>>161908747
>>/discord/

reminder that if you can't trace your ancestors to the second of the seven sons of Japheth you are NOT a genuine /magog/ger

>>161909048

But we're all from Noah so who gives a fuck.

>>161909347
Magog (seventh son of japhet (who is noah's son)) is the global elite player's ancestor

>>161904540
fnx got babyface

nice thread gotards

nice discord gotards

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first /csgog/ 10man was hosted on https://discord.gg/4wUQK

new operation droppin in hot on thursday

>>161919230
>>>/soc/

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>>161919230

>>161919230
who care

>>161919618
are you fuck you?

>stuck at silver two for god knows how long
>hit silver 3 and a week later silver 4

I'm still shit I guess but it feels pretty good desu

>>161919772
are you playing without sound and with a pad ?

how can anyone be ranked at silver

>>161919709
get a grip ya pinhead

>>161919917
No but I think most people on my teams do.

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>>161919230

Godsent is so shit lmfao

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guess who is going to act like an entitled childish retard

>>161922797

thorin desu

that's his default state

>>161922885
nah i think its the person who looks like shes trying to do overwatch cosplay for a thorin video

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r*ddit:
>non-tournament stickers
>Cologne 2016
>MLG Columbus 2016
>Cluj-Napoca 2015
>Cologne 2015

magog:
>Katowice 2015
>DreamHack 2014
>Cologne 2014
>Katowice 2014
>those 2013 souvenir Steelseries stickers with polar bears and shit

>>161923406
b-but i have mlg columbus stickers on my m4

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>>161924371

>>161924559
Loving this point in history.

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>top fragging
>1v3 near end of game
>enemy kills me
>teammate says "you are fucking cancer", starts votekick
>no idea what i'm doing wrong
>get kicked
wtf

>>161924559
Why do Swedes look so effeminate`

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>>161924559
gonna have to use that friberg as a reaction image.

>>161923406
i am magog qualified 100 100

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>>161923406
What about signature stickers?

http://www.hltv.org/news/19409-fox-to-play-for-sk-at-el-major its official now lol

where can I buy keys?

>>161929603
I personally use http://www.statkeycompany.com/ and haven't had any issues as of yet.

thinking bout selling 2 knives and a ton of skins to get a souvenir dragonlore

>>161925816

you were probably baiting

>>161935160
?

>>161919230
Lol, stop letting raven win its getting to his head

>>161935263
>getting

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>Brazillians still allowed into first would countries

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how do i warm up my cold fingies

pocket pool/coffee/deathmatch combo doesn't work for me any more

>>161937258
get a hand warmer or a space heater

>>161937258
stop being poor and properly heat your environment

>clg red wanted to pick up adren as a player
is this the most insulting thing anyone has ever done to a pro player?

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>>161937772

our boys got a newun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktzOqlI9DMQ

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>>161937258

>>161937258
btw coffee actually makes you colder

>>161939475
literally who

>>161940772
hltv writers, they're /ourguys/

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please add me to game

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dezly/

VERY important poll please vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/11809046
http://www.strawpoll.me/11809046
http://www.strawpoll.me/11809046

Why is /csg/ so dead ?
I think dudebros are the majority of cs players not weebs.

where can I buy keys for $2.1 or less?

Kenis

>>161946627
yo les noobs

-smithzz
+mah boii keenerS

>skadoodoo is streaming overwatch

kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmwlaZWjUfQ

Thoughts?

>>161923406
ibp dh14 stickers go well with LITERALLY everything

>>161952268
will definitely give it a spin, if only just for clean looking maps and the based old AUG and Galil skins.

what's that gay ass star pros have before their name?

>>161954392
>he doesnt know
t. knower

>>161919493
That's a pretty cool house though.

Not CS GO related but...

>Looking through your old montage/hl videos
Man, I miss this team and game so much :'(

https://vimeo.com/23588640

>>161942973
Overwatch killed this game

>>161960023
betting killed this general

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wtf happened

>>161963574

on the verge of having his shit fucked up

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>Bigger clip
>Less recoil
>Is pretty much just an M4 for the price of an SMG

Give me a good reason why the Galil isn't better than the AK.

And no, "hurr durr muh pro m.l.g. juan taps ur a silver" is not an answer.

Newfag (to GO) here.
Are there community servers that play team deathmatch? Every one I tried so far was a FFA everyone-vs-everyone clusterfuck. Do I just have bad luck searching or does everyone assume you can get that on official servers so it's not worth hosting?

>>161964694
because the sg outclasses them both in every aspect but cost

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>>161964882

>>161964897
Cost is enough. There is no legit reason to buy a cod gun. All it's good for is long range taps, and you can do all that and more with the AK which is cheaper.

>>161964694
What?

You can't 1 hit kill with it, it takes two hits, while AK is 1 hs kill.

>>161965409
That's why I said it's an M4 for the price of an SMG. Tapping (with the exception of long range/enemy under cover) is for tryhards, good spray control is the name of the game now.

>>161965603
>>161964694
>a silver gives his opinions

/csgog/, i am trying to be a csgo hipster

I play only cs_militia and de_aztec using m4a1-s without the silencer and r8 revolver

Any advice?

>>161952268
>1.6 maps with GO netcode

FOR WHAT WHY

>>161965848
DMG. Besides, I already said "ur a silver" is not a valid response. Read, faggot.

>>161965860
there is literally nothing wrong with CS:GO's netcode

>>161965145
>>161964882

Any real responses?

>P90 is good but way too expensive for an SMG, only shitters who can't rifle bother buying it
>MAC-10 is affordable but still shitty, might as well buy deagle
>Bizon is just LMAO
>UMP's rate of fire is shit
>MP9 is cheap as fuck and as good as the P90

The MP9 is the best SMG and best force buy, prove me wrong

>>161966673
If I knew I'd say. Sorry m8, maybe try some forum instead.

>>161966763
I agree it's the best SMG.
But don't talk shit about the UMP man, since it's pretty good on buy rounds.

>>161966763
Yeah, but against armoured opponents it's pretty useless. It's god tier in the second round, but as a comeback weapon all it really does is guarantee you a few tags.

>>161966673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrOoRfMVOE

Haha! once CS:CO is released i wont have to play your shitty game again, valve! Haha!

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>>161968161

>>161968382
>Grandmaster rated Overwatch player, flex main (LFT), #2 rated Sym in the world, game developer, anti-cheat specialist, YouTuber for CSGO and OW

is fodder kinda crazy

>>161968459
no dude he's like a modern fatality but much better and not a sellout.

>>161966586
Apart from it being broken.

>>161964694

It's pretty good, but so many games I am staring at the death screen because I hs some guy for 91 and he hs me and I die. The Juan taps are a pretty big deal. However I would say the fall clip give it an edge over some guns. 35 rounds in nothing to sniff at

>>161968459
Yeah dude's ill.

>>161965603
>is for tryhards
are you saying being a tryhard is a bad thing?
youre never getting out of that piece of shit DMG thinking that way

>>161966763
>>MAC-10 is affordable but still shitty, might as well buy deagle
>>UMP's rate of fire is shit
pros buy these
shut the fuck up
get better

https://youtu.be/o_-ujrueMTc?t=6m48s
1g

tfw trying to reset your sleep schedule so time to stay up for 24 hours

why are all the NA DMs empty at 8am east?

>People at LE rank still cry about autosnipers
I thought people grow out of this phase when they leave gold nova ranks.

>>161976509
why would you use autosniper anyway

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>tfw too smart to fall for the SG meme since you know the true utility of a flash

>>161977049
more reliable if you suck

>>161975212
boy this is really urban wow

>>161968382
who>>161968459
>>161968493

>>161978278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlP_PFzXayk a god

>go to semmler's stream
>he's defending smithzz, saying shox is the best playing, and talking about how great ldlc is

>>161978423
so he's an edgier lolyou cheater?

>>161978736
more like delusional sociopath cheater
http://www.hltv.org/blog/10984-im-sorry-for-cheating-apology-to-hiko-for-slp-and-valve-as-well

>>161978736
he doesnt cheat, he's just that good.

>>161978879
hahalol

>>161978969
sounds like we got one of those cevo cucks mad he got shafted by the fodmeister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=468Fy8nAaeM

>>161952268
Those weapons look a lot nicer than GO's imo, especially the m4, but that might just be because they're new.

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R8 buff when?

>>161981494

never

the community basically told valve to eat the r8 and pull the trigger

valve likely isn't ever going to make a new weapon/gamemode because of how the community feels whenever anything is changed in the slightest

>>161981829
heres ya reply

When are we going to get a new map? Not a remake.

>>161981494

It should be 700 so I can buy on pistol round

It sucks ass and I don't know why it's still 850

>>161982056
I think it's 850 so on pistol rounds you can't buy a pistol that kills in one stomach hit vs no armor

>>161982152
>no armor pistol round

are you retarded ?

>>161982864
Tell that to those pros who buy kits or smokes/flashes instead of armor on pistol rounds.

>godsent losing to rouge even though rouge had no positive kdr on team

Frag hunters BTFO

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:thinking:

>>161983126
>>161983265
Lmao

>>161983265
>>161983126
wow that one occurrence definitely means that kdr doesn't matter !

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>consistently lowest on score board with barely any mvps
>blagged my way from GN3 to MG1

ah yes very impressive

mirage is the map that really makes you think compared to other maps

Did 1.6 use RNG spread like GO does?

>>161986018
Yes, even with that weapon switch/reload bug there's still some RNG that means you can miss the head due to random chance despite perfect aim. But the mp5 gets no random spread with glitch. Also this glitch does not work on 1.6 pistols though.

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my metallic ddpat turned into a whiteout ty gabe

>people are retweeting reddit csgo artist on MY twitter feed
TOO FAR

/csgog/ is the only SNS I use

http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=35&threadid=1334394
1g

is moe our guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeatCEIf3cM

moe with the real talk

HIT IT FROM THE BACK WATCH A NIGGA BLESS YOU

I LITERALLY CAN'T AIM FOR THE HEAD

FUCK ME

>>161992819
do a dm only doing juan taperinos

my movement is insane

>>161994387
on dust2

what is the best automatic killer skin?

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>stopped following csgo after last major
>see that ELEAGUE final is on
>fucking optic is there
>they win
what happened to my favourite competitive shootergaym lads?

>>161998894
uh sk's carry flew cross country twice the night before, everyone else at the tournament were chokers.

how the FUCK do I keep fucking dyuing when I\m already behind a fuckign wall

HOT NEW DAN M IS FALLEN ON THE GEAR BOYS

So how do you write hacks?

Just asking for the knowledge, not for using it. srsly

>>162001809
hey reddo

>>162001809
u just did it

Why do people put websites in their nicknames?

>>162003793
shabbos goy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKmKdFkDYE
post xmas songs to frag to

>>162005851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywaX-veaB40

BURR

>>162005851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQjrhgldKi4

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>>162006298
>

>>162005851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUoDijpl97Y

>>162007578
i want to listen to this with pansy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcEN5C-OMDo

ded

>enemy runs two meters right behind a box
>cant hear his steps cause there is a molly buring 10 meters away

nice """""""""""""""competitive""""""""""" game gotards

>tfw two close irl buddies just got vacbanned
>they were 3-4 ranks ahead of me

am I dumb to try to play this game legitimately, it feels like literally everyone is hacking in some way

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>>161937258
https://youtu.be/X0p8ujcgnOs?t=3m33s
>implying cold hands make you worse
you're just shit

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>>162000878
dude is seriously grasping at straws at this point holy shit

I haven't been able to find any settings (sens or res) that I can consistently stick with. I've tried basically everything from .6-1.5 @ 800 DPI, 4:3 stretched, black bars, and native. It's been almost 3 years of playing and I'm about to just stop because I never feel like I'm improving anymore. Anyone else have this problem? How'd you fix it?

>>162000878
THE GEARRR

>>162012526
how did they act when they got banned? Gotta be really embarrassing.

>>162012758
>Mine craft is a PvP game with precision

>>162017059
stop changing them

>>162017059
stop memeing and just use 1@800 and native res like a normal person

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im mg1 at 47 wins and my faceit elo is 1200ish with 14 games played and won 50% of my games

at what level can i play esea to the point where im average or can coast by without peopole flaming me?

how to i get better? i have a new mousing coming soon as my current one is a 5$ piece of trash, but im still bad

in pubs

-do i need to co-ordinate the smokes and pushes as t?

i feel like i'd go into training and learn some smokes and most of the time i'd be worthless anyways


i dont know what im doing wrong, do i just play more and more and more?

fuck what is the exact way to get better in the most optimal way?

i try to write down what i think it is on a notepad and try to learn that way. usually i dont even do that badly in pugs but my skill level is fucking garbag-o tier

most of the time when i play this game i just spaceout in dm or 1v1 servers with a podcast in the background xdddd. atleast i do well in 1v1 servers and dm!

>>162022929
thats a really long way to type im gay lol
lol

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>>162022929
fucking cuck

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>>162022929
I wish Freakazoid would kick your ass into the ground litle kid I hope he reads this and goes to your house and rapes your mother with his tan body and big biceps and abs.

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>>162023172
>>162023212
>>162023480
???????

go suck off ur failed sand nigger tier 3 player somewhere else?

im sure he's cursing simple over and over while failing to quality for any remotely relevant tourney while simple is regularly top 4

still though, ??????????

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>>162023647
>failing to quality
embarrassing...

>>162022929
for esea I'd probably say 1k hours le/lem-ish
you need to play a lot
if you don't know what you did wrong, watch your own demos

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Is there any good M4A4 skin that isn't garbage

>>162026493
all skins are bad

>>162026493
no

just put a single team sticker on the stock one

hi guys

>>162033627
hi senpai

>dazed literally ordering marijuana on stream

what a guy

what are some good na servers besides fragshack

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QE6ogmSkw

what's the verdict?

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>>162026493
>>162027965
...

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>tfw you got your first skin
>from a roulette site

>>162045463
>1920x1080
when are you gonna get a clue

>>162046239
not him but
>tfw your monitor only does 120hz at any rez other than 1080p

>>162046239
>Spending loads of money for a 4k display
>That you're only going to play one single game on every now and then
No thanks

>>161988661
>http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=35&threadid=1334394
neat
based jew makes cs great again

>>162020235
basically "lol that was fun xD moving on", I don't think they have an embarrassment gene

>throw molotov bottle at wall
>it doesn't break

https://youtu.be/vRUlzf00qfc
rate

>>162048608
not a webm/10

Should countrestrafing technique be applied to W/S?

>>162048975
>W/S
?

just came back to cs after a couple of years and im getting btfo by 14 year olds. uninstall again lads?

>>162048608
>mag ace
>gets one kill with p250
liar liar pants on fire

>>162049350
Should I tap S when going forwards to stop and shoot?

https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

csgog discord, anyone welcome

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hrt didnt work out guys ;\ my name is abbie im 18 years old cute skinny femboy and also a cat :3

>>162050102
>hrt didnt work out
Lol

>>162050102

real snowie?

>>162050162
yes :3 im cute and """slim"""

>>162050183

I Use A Windows Mouse Optical 1.1 A Just Like Phoob

>>162049979
that's called stutter stepping not counterstrafing

>>162050398
nobber here.

Can I bind my W key to tap S upon release through in-game scripts?
Pressing S after moving forward takes too much effort, to the point I'd rather bind S to a key on the mouse too, rather than press S on the keyboard.

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I should probably cash out soon, sooner or later this my method is gonna run out of luck.

Is it possible for two players to kill each other at the same time in csgo?

>>162051997
not with bullets

>>162051997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oWNIifrpYU

here you go bruh