/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Jealousy edition when?

>>162243637
Context?

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C@s

>>162243637
>censors fuck
auto-blacklisted for idiocy

>>162243743
I stand at the door to Idyllshire on my Goobbue mount. It started as me fucking with some attentionwhoring BRD on our server by covering him up, then I just ended up afking there every night.

How does one become an ebin?

>>162243749
>generic/10
Into the trash it goes.

why are there 2 discords ?
And which one is best ?

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>>162243483
Oh just realising the place I am in life right now which is stable, safe and earns me decent money is not where I want to be!

>>162243841
>implying you standing there is actually blocking anything
What server? I wanna call this fucker a faggot.

>>162243841
So the guy messaging you, is it the attentionwhoring bard?

>>162243901
Neither. Stay away.

>>162243901
First one is the "official" discord and the second one was made by Amber and has no rules.

>>162243914
Right? Not like you can't...pass through my mount. I must be triggering his RP.
Midgardsormr.
>>162243946
Nah someone completely different, never seen him before. The bard is a guy named Bakerian Rhapsode.

>>162243903
then change it?

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Is catboiposting over?

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>>162244090
That's the grave digging part! Time to pack up my belongs and move from all the people who care about me.

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>>162243749
c@

>>162243989
>has no rules
You say that like it's a bad thing. Why is the official 4chan discord censored?

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>>162243450
Not every post is me...

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>>162244124
Never

>>162244124
It is, fuck off to /lgbt/

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>>162244124
Yes.
Catboi posting is secured.

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>>162244124
It's over
Don't do it anymore

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Good morning everyone, what's on your agenda today?

>>162244309
To vomit after seeing your character.

>>162244004
I don't have the goobue. Is it hard to obtain? Maybe he's salty you have it or something.
Damn, not on that server. What data center is it?

>>162244337
Have fun, I hope you lose some weight over it!

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>>162243749
I'm a cat

>>162244362
Primal I believe.
It's a mount from 1.0, can't get it anymore. It's totally apparent that's what he's salty over.

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>>162243749

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>>162244124
Is it fujo hour?

>>162244429
absolutely disgusting

>>162244429
>tfw still no fujo friend

>>162244145
Good luck!

>>162244362
It's a lame mount really, just get the beast tribe one.

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>>162244514
Thanks!

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>>162243749
c@s are cool

>>162243901
First one is the 'official' one and has been around for over a year.

The second was made by someone who got banned for spamming and flooding the official one about 6 months ago.

They flooded the discord with bots and spammed the thread with posts and would do this any time the Discord was in the pastebin. They spent weeks if not months whining about the 'discord hugbox' but then went and made their own discord anyway.

is Shitbrix a valid gobbie name

>>162244571
Yes you are :3

>>162244571
>Shithai trying to trigger chemo again

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>>162244458
Where did you play anon?
>>162244447
Disgustingly beautiful yes?

>>162243593
What hat is that, is it dyable?

>>162244598
if you're a male gobbie

>>162244628
>Seihai trying to trigger me again

>>162244695
Sky pirate of aiming, it's dyeable.

>>162244598
I checked and don't see much requirements for Goblin names. Honestly this is about it:

> An "-ix" ending on a goblin's name designates it as a male goblin while "-ox" is for female goblin names.

Like an another anon said you would have to be male.

>>162244706
>>162244802
ok cool

>>162244724
kys lily

>>162244802
wait so Quickthinx is a special snowflake?

>tfw wet pusspuss
where can I find some good dick that's not on balmung

>>162244418
Ah, that would make sense. Blacklist the fucker.

>>162244540
Maelstrom's kind of sucks.

>>162245024
Balmung

So, they haven't said if there's gonna be any new jobs/classes in the new expansion, have they?

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>>162244856
Not my meme

>>162244919
Huh I never noticed it but yeah it's either that or a flub by the translation team. What is his name in Japan?

>>162245024
Is girldick okay? Cause I have one needing some love over on Gilgamesh.

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Spuki give me room money

>>162245128
to be fair, with the whole prophet complex he has, it's not too much of a stretch to believe that he considers himself special enough to break naming conventions

>>162245117
Get off my server

>>162245117
why did you breakup with renascales

>>162245117
why did you break up with stratosscales

>>162245117
why did you breakup with neascales

>>162245117
why did you break up with satoscales

>>162244676
I love male au ra so much

;_;

What happened to that stupid grey raen that would never shut up about it hurts to live

>>162245432
It stopped hurting
Everything just stopped

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Post potato

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>>162244124
Yeah sorry.

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>>162245267
No way. I like it here.

>>162245294
>>162245335
>>162245375
>>162245386
The (You)s. Looks like it worked.

>>162245679
yeah looks like you're having fun by yourself

>>162245679
Why did you transfer to Gilgamesh?

>>162245770
because he's a manchild who can't deal with his problems and instead runs away from them

Thread status: Yellow
Possible thread derailment detected
Chemo status: lurk mode

>>162245825
You're one to talk stratos

>>162245889
ultrash boogeyman strikes again

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Post what you are listening to

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>>162245707
I know.

>>162245770
No reason in particular.

>>162245945
go to bed stratos, you have carts to push in the morning

>>162246085
go to bed puttel, you have to fuck your pig in the morning

>>162245679
why did you namechange to run away from you pariah status?

>>162245951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGR5fTO2oio

>>162246114
puttel boogeyman strikes again

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>>162245951
https://youtu.be/JSBLSfhVSR0

>>162245951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLUeowS8VNk

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What's your favorite skin color?

Where do I sit if I want to be /pet without asking for it

>>162246816
On my lap...

>>162246839
Awena...

>>162246816
In the "free to a good home" box, you stray

>>162245951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VorGotjeLjM
Making myself taller music.

>>162246719
Rolling for african queen.

>>162246719
Red Earth!

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>>162246839
>>162246890
????

>>162247065
I'm just calling you a stray cat. They tend to get a lot of pats, but no one to take care of them.

>>162246719
Amazon Chocolate.

>>162247138
Mother Miounne still lets me stay in her place...

Why are we still here?

>>162247532
I'm here cause there's nowhere else to go.

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Who else hopeless alcoholic?

>>162247704
me

>>162247704
post butt

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Redpill me on who the big gil seller is that's supposedly in «-HEC-»

>>162247621
wanna play ow with me

>>162247959
I'm completely terrible at the game, but I have nothing else to do, so sure.

>>162247959
Go to sleep

>>162247704
Lily is SO lucky...

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>>162247763
Wanna drink yourself to death with me?

>>162247791
This one?

>>162248025
Becuase he got away from me? I agree.

>Try to activate free login campaign time.
>Can't because my sub has run out too recently apparently.
That's smart.

>>162248058
i'd drink with you but you hate me...

>>162248058
>Becuase he got away from me? I agree.
I was about to make that joke. I hate you.

Thread status: Orange
Possible thread derailment identified: circlejerking
Algorithms on standby...

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>>162248205
Chemo when do we get Purple thread status? Or indigo. Or Chartreuse.

>>162248082
Cass...

>>162248263
I like your outfit.
/pet

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>>162248082
I don't hate anyone, message me ingame.

>>162248123
ily2

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>>162248327
Thanks, feel free to steal it, I hardly play atm.

>>162248381
no you hate me... wants me to die...

>>162248381
No you don't. Go die dumcat

>>162248263
When the thread stays on topic and I don't post, assume those colors.
Except purple

>>162248405
Nah that's cool thanks anyway.
I do wanna continue /petting you though

>>162248441
You derail the thread posting what you post though...

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im elite gamer

>>162248507
*Cleanse
Resuming lurking mode

>>162248568
How is spamming irrelevant, off-topic comments cleansing anything?

>>162247704
Aren't we all?

Can anyone tell me what DPS I should have in Sastasha?

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>That feel when not collared yet.

>>162248716
>tfw given a collar but too nervous to put it on

>ywn be collared by Worthless Trash

>>162248205
how come you derail threads if you're so against thread derailment? i just arrived and don't understand

>>162248667
220 if youre bare minimum ilvl, AT LEAST 245 if you have some drops from it.

tfw you will never have a qt gf to gas kikes and shoot niggers with

>>162248916
Naka...

>>162248916
edgy...

>>162248916

>tfw no white nationalist gf

this is honestly a sad feel to be completely honest

>>162248381
Post pits.

>>162248986
What is this witchcraft?

>>162249418
> futa futa futa futa

Why can't people be in to vanilla anymore?

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>>162249418
Yeah, pst.

>>162249503
Because real life is vanilla.

>>162249547
Cute.

>>162249503

Too hard for grown men to roleplay since they've never touched a vagina, also harder to self-insert while they are jerking it in their computer chair

Dicks make everything easier

>>162249716
Grown man here. Can confirm.
That and I like dicks and find them hot

>>162249716
But the futanari populations of Goldshire and Divinity's Reach combined don't even come close to the numbers here on Balmung. Grown men play the characters there too.

>>162249503
dicks just make everything better

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>>162248784
heh...

>>162249931

Japanese game so more weebs, weebs love traps and futa.

Games like WoW for instance have a lot more people who's sexual fantasies are based in western high fantasy which has a lot less fetish fuel and people who comparatively speaking have more "normal" sexual interests

>>162250067
Poor Seto Washi...

>>162249503
fucking this
when did anatomically correct characters become fucking fetish status? i hope every futa gets banned, i think i'll start reporting people for sexual harrassment every time they start talking about their "cocks"

>>162250110
huh

>>162249503
To add to this I've been roleplaying for years. If by vanilla you use mean male on female then sure, but still needs a bit more spice. I have no interest in roleplaying some very common in real life. If that makes sense.

>>162249716
Would you believe me if I said I did have sex with women before?

>>162250108
This explanation is good too.

>>162250191
A little salty on something so trivial.

>>162250192
Seto collared his ex

>>162250275
i wouldn't really call it salty, i just hate when people like things i don't like so i'll punish them for it and laugh at the meltdowns

>>162249547
Shrimp.

im gonna buy the sailor clothes, i won't look gay right? male au ra btw

>>162251106
you will look very gay

If female (male) c@ that play mostly in the afternoon/evening EU times on Balmung.
I like fun, casual content and cuddles.

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Why is it that Final Fantasy 7 - released 20 years ago has a better materia system than XIV, xivg?

>>162251249
pst...

>>162251292
MMO limitations, balancing and the system was also butchered after 1.0

post shirtless men

i gay

m Mm m

meltdown

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>>162251792
Are antiques allowed?

>>162251959
>someone says to post shirtless men
>chemo suddenly stops
>loh posts

really makes you think...

>>162251959
i like this malezen

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>>162252209
Oh no my secret is out, I'm secretly both Chemo, a girl and also Amber/kiss/Abe/Putt

Also ded as fuck thread holy hell.

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Who wants to aether queue

>>162252260
/pet

>>162251662
ironic, really

Does anyone know if Moni rps? I've been eyeing up that cute middy ever since I joined this fc

>>162252350
He said he does. not sure if memeing

>>162251408
>the system was butchered after 1.0
If by "system, " you mean the battle system in its entirety, then yes.

>>162252301
das me

Is there an mmo where is the game doesn't completely die every 2 months?

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>>162252776
you wish

>>162246719
California Gold my dude

>>162253090
I don't think any MMO exists like that. Either start doing stuff in game you usually don't do (maybe raiding/PVP/crafting/gathering) or pick up a game to play on the side.

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Mornin'

>>162253427
who the fukk

Is there anyway i can get a slight boost of brd dps in a12? I can hold around 2k for majority of the fight with no drg if my cds are used right but when second inception/pools happens thats when i drop. Is it just an ilvl fix or how can i squeeze in gcds during those two phases without dropping wm

>think I can finally go to sleep.
>something comes up and I realize I'm probably not sleeping at all today
wew

>free login campaign
>game is more dead than ever
how?

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>>162253474
{/me}

>>162253793
> game is more dead than ever

> 9AM East Coast, 6AM West Coast
> Weekday

>>162253663
What a fucking stupid post. This is why we have lesson session

>>162253901
Not much changes in the afternoon.

>>162253920
Ok ill just go back to avatarfagging since it doesnt matter what is posted and what isnt.

>>162243989
Amber didn't make the second discord, she just isn't banned from it

>>162251227
fug

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>>162253991
Maybe if you're on a dead server.

But I'd say there being 27+ more parties in PF on Balmung during primetime than there is now is a pretty good sign it's a bit more than 'not much'.

>>162245951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCCiDkFRuMw

>>162254329
I'm in balmung. You get a few savage parties and that's it.

>>162254581
Ok. Just assume the game is dead and go play something else.

>>162254581
It's a weekday in the early morning hours on a NA server.
All you are going to get are neets
Eutards
And EUneets

This is what generation Z does in their free time. It's the most cancerous, non-demanding piece of shit game ever made. When I was a kid at least we played games that required some amount of focus, thinking, and cooperation. You can play this fucking shit while jerking off and streaming it on the cancerous website known as twitch.tv without thinking a single independent thought, designed for a generation of retarded lazy fatasses with collective ADHD, attention needs, and jack shit for attention span.

The world is going to go straight to hell when generation Z grows up. They're kids who grew up with social media, an entirely digitalized life, everything handed to them on a silver platter, without any experience whatsoever of actually doing something outside of their fantasy world. A generation coddled to hell in the so-called "education system" and by retarded leftist parents born with brain damage due to their hippie parents doing drugs in the 70s.

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post c@s

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>>162254852

>>162254848
this post is on fleek

when cross server PF releases, aether is going to become a bigger shithole than it is now.

>>162255001
what cat is that in the bed

>>162255001
Seto is sooooo lucky.

>>162255072
My good friend Unnamed Horsefucker

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>>162255072
Nameless Feline
Misnamed Miqote
Mysterious Meower
Undisclosed Kitten

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>>162254852

>>162255180
I want to do such dirty things to you in the nicest way possible.

>>162255115
>>162255162
hilarious XDDD kill yourselves pathetic no life virgin losers lose weight

>>162255042
I can't wait to do some cross server ERP tbqh

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>>162254852

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>>162255241
Why are you so upset.

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>>162255235

>>162255281
because you're a pathetic virgin faggot loser who lives on the internet and is a waste of oxygen

>>162255329
Yes but why does that concern to you though? Why do you care...

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>>162254852
c@

>>162255329
I have no idea what you're even doing in this thread or hoping to achieve.

>>162255281
How can I steal them from you? Play CoD with them?

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>>162255367

>>162255365
>>162255374
lose weight

>>162255286
Please provide another screenshot like that except your entire face.

I want to add some more white if you catch my drift.

>>162255435
Well hit the gym then, I am sure you can do it if you put your mind to it.

>>162255435
I'm like 185 and 55 kgs....

>>162255397
Secret...

To anyone thinking about playing this game, leave this general now. The game is good, this thread is bad.

These posters are pure fucking cancer. They don't even discuss the fucking game.

Balmung is even okay if you really want to play on it, but avoid anything associated with this thread.

"ebin"s are a fucking disease. 110% mentally ill grown men sycophants e-fucking eachother's catgirls "ironically". They'll lie and tell you to stop taking the "game" so seriously and that its all in jest, but then their e-squeeze will have a bipolar moment and e-hug someone else a little too much and said ebin will get absolutely buttblasted and "eliminate" them by posting their tiny grown man dick here(which they share quite frequently. don't worry its all a "joke".) or something, after which they'll leave for maybe 3 days tops and then come back like nothing happened.

Even the lewdposting is low quality. Nothing but the same boring c@ass(or lack thereof) every fucking thread.

Do yourself a favor and close this tab now. Add /vg/ to your site blocker or something if you have to. You'll enjoy the game so much more with horse blinders on keeping you from staring at this human refuse and forgetting it exists.

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what the fuck did I just come back to, oh lawd.

>>162255469
>>162255476
get laid losers

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>>162255447

>>162255570
I'm a-sexual

What now FAGGOT

>>162255517
>The game is good
the game is mediocre at best

>>162255591
...No? My apologies. I can't help how attracted I am to your cat.

>>162255607
>i'm a nonbinary genderqueer asexual trans raptorkin
back to tumblr

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should I resub? Or would my money be better spent on Bloodborne Old Hunters?

>>162255673
Just trying to get him to move the goalpost even more

>>162255702
The Old Hunters DLC is really good, I'd recommend it.

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>>162255702
Old Hunters is fucking amazing, I'd go with that honestly.

>>162255702
>he has to decide which game to spend his mom's money on
go outside loser get a job

>>162255702
Old Hunters is fucking great.

>>162255665
You're at like an 11 and you need to be at like a 5.

>>162255783
>projecting this hard
I got 14 nieces and nephews to buy Christmas presents for. gotta spend my money wisely this month.

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>>162255517
*e-hugs you*

>>162255613
so why are you here

i'm so glad i quit this game and general you're all pathetic fucking """"""""""people""""""""""

>>162255886
i made the mistake of making friends i enjoy playing this game with who do not necessarily share my taste in other vidya.

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>>162255918
And yet you're still here posting.

>>162255860
will you be my uncle anon

>>162255968
only came here to laugh at you pathetic virgin losers lmao which catgirl are you in a relationship with now?

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>>162255517
This is pretty spot on. With a bit of effort and filters you can almost make it a decent thread, though.

Back to topic, looking for victim to web and sacrifice in the name of Lord Odin. Will lovingly e-hug the corpse.

>>162256070
Whatever helps you sleep at night, friend.

>>162255517
post c@ass

>>162256095
I must say I fucking love that helmet.

Recommend midriff showing gear a monk can wear!

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>>162254852
As you wish

>>162256173
Good taste, my friend.

>>162256265
paging yafaemi seihai

>"someone"
It's pretty sad when chemo speaks in the third person.

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>>162255517
Holy shit how can someone be so butt blasted about what people post mongolian salt trading image board? If you enjoy the game you enjoy the game, caring too much about what people post in this board is fucking ridiculous. If you want actual discussion and no shitposting just go to reddit.

what happened to vjera

>>162256435
>If you want actual discussion and no shitposting just go to reddit.
reddit is just karma circlejerk and "omg im a new mmo player this game is so cool ^_^"

you would have better luck discussing the game in the /v/ threads
>>>/v/360116614

>>162256317
look at those ears wiggle...

>>162256541
Catboy /joy is the best thing ever

>>162256435
Case and fucking point right here folks.
>ITS ALL A JOKE ITS JUST SHITPOSTING HAHA FUNNY GET IT?
I fucking wish.

Even gave us the cherry on top smug anime girl shit. You're not fooling anyone.

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>>162256528
>ZR post

>>162256528
I just went and sorted by new there.

>Editorial on healer DPS
>How linkshells and friends list works
>Questions from a returning playing
>A9S and SCH/BRD DoTs
>Starlight Celebration question

If thats not 'game content' enough for you then I dont know what is. Sure you can cherry pick the occasional "Guys heres my ugly character commission" but its still better than coming here to see chemo spamming inbetween girlcock, boypussy, and "Who would you fug?" posts.

>joined a static
>nice enough people
>play together for a month
>find out raid leader has his gf in party
>she's the healer and she's awful
>drama happens and she drops
>we can't find a replacement
>see multiple statics recruiting healer

Should I just leave? They're nice people but they only ever want to do weekly clears.

Lol does zr think they're relevant

>>162256780
Also inb4 "W-well if you love Reddit so much why dont you just marry it!" I do go there when I need actual information, but I go here for entertainment.

>>162255517
the game is so so.

i mean i've played since launch it's not completely horrible but.. there's just so much wrong with it that it's really hard for me to consider it as a good game. i dont find raiding fun. i dont find PVP here fun (despite being really in to MOBA's). the non-hardcore PVE is okay but it only lasts so long. i like the story and such but it's rationed out to us once every 3 months.

so between patches there is honestly little for me to do. without this thread and its daily entertainment i doubt i would still be playing this game today.

>>162256836
why aren't they?

>>162256780
most of those new threads have no responses or get only 1 reply

at least in /v/ you get an actual discussion

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>>162256831
I thought for a second you're telling the story of one of my old statics.

What makes you think if so many statics look for healers that you'd be lucky enough to get in one with a healer?

>>162255829
Subtlety was never my strong point. I'm a very direct person.

It's not like I'm professing my love or something here.

>>162256892
Yeah about bps and gcs. The last time someone posted game content you guys attack them with "Guys I raid ;^)" "Youre not allowed to post unless youre top 1%" "Guys I got carried ;^)"

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>>162256635
I wasnt defending the shitposting. I just find it so sad that someone is that fucking bothered by what people post in an anonymous image board. Honestly if you can't handle shitposting then /vg/ just isnt for you my man. It's not like this is the only general that does this shit.

>>162256458
his orbiters turned on him, killed him and took back their money

>>162256541
>>162256317
I wish c@girls had some ear wiggle too.

>>162257004
Agreed

>>162256290
We don't care, fuck off faggot
Go back to /pol/

>>162256870
tl;dr: I only play for the naka bp

>>162257050
catgirls don't deserve ear wiggle

>>162256978
Because I'm the other healer.

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>>162257104
Didn't say they deserved it, I just said I wish they had.

>>162257004
Its not shitposting, this is all legitimate.
Those cum tributes weren't ironic and acting like it was is just attracting more of this insanity.

>>162256780
But most of that shit is uninteresting because it's stuff a lot of players should already know.

My very first few months of playing XIV I was called a shitter and told the importance of DPS'ing as healer in game. I don't need an article to know that.

> How linkshells and friendslist works

.......

> Questions from a returning player

I can already foresee the questions they ask and don't want to answer them.

> A9S

Could be a good read for those class players it really depends

> Starlight Celebration Question
> Has anyone seen anything that hints or tells us about what we'd be getting for the event this year?

All they have to do to answer that question is check XIVDB themselves. They've got the new Starlight Celebration quests up on there with a lot of the text, rewards, blah.

These aren't interesting discussions man.

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>>162257294
but cum tributes are ironic, it's all a good fun joke you see haha.

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hello

>>162255517
>tfw I make the money and roll the nickles
>tfw this game is mine

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>>162257294
shitpost (plural shitposts)

(Internet, slang, vulgar, pejorative) A worthless post on a messageboard, newsgroup, or other online discussion platform.

Where does it say it has to be fake and ironic? I personally enjoy knowing I'll never be as insane as some people on here, and that entertains me.

>>162257171
How long have you guys been looking for a replacement?

>>162257351
just because they're not interesting to you does not make them invalid discussions

i'd rather a thousand "uninteresting" questions than the regular shitpost bananza this place often is

>>162257351
Okay then tell me the riveting meta discussions that take place here and nowhere else my man.

>>162256831
>tfw i'm the raid leaders gf
>i'm an ok bard, 7/10 or so
>but i've been forced into healing
>terrible and panicky

i want this hell to end i cant handle being the weak link LET ME DO WHAT I'M GOOD AT

>>162257351
>if its not raid related its not REAL discussion reeeee
>Every time someone raidposts they get told to fuck off

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Apples.

>>162257451
Nobody here is insane, the people that think they're somehow better than anyone else here are living in fairy tales.

>>162257459
Almost a week now.

>>162257492
Whatever you do, don't break up with the raid leader and leave 7 people hanging in purgatory.

>>162257540
I'm better than everyone else here just because I don't subject myself to mental farts known as "shitposts"

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A9S anyone?

>>162257540
I'm not better than anyone else here.
but I'm not a pedo, nor a homo; which makes me better than 99% of the people here.

>>162257540
You realize theres actually borderline insane people who go to doctors for it right? At least 2-3.

did they ever change anything about grinding story mode for heavensward content? i bought heavensward then got sick of grinding the story mode before i can experience ANY new content then gave up and regretted my purchase.

>>162257846
no

Since when do you start with necklace and earrings and stuff on new characters? Is that a recent edition or have I just not noticed that because I haven't made an alt in a while?

>>162257540
>Nobody here is insane
The only one living in a fairy tale is you.

>>162257607

can i suck your girltinkler

>>162257882
think it was 3.3 or 3.4 they gave new characters starter jewelry.

Hey, Spuki, hey, are u there

>>162257846
If you haven't experienced all the story mode content, what exactly is "new" content?

HW content is exactly the same. If you consider what you're doing grinding you're going to be grinding HW content all the same.

>>162257882
It's a recent thing, when they implemented the option to skip intro.

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Buy to Play when? Subs are for chumps.

>>162257463
lol you're looking at it. Where else can you find grown man drama and "post butt"?

>>162257515
I don't tell people to fuck off but at the same time I don't talk about raiding because I really don't do it.

Whenever some discussion actually related to the game does come up on a subject that I'm familiar with I do usually partake in those, though. However, they usually only last a few posts on here.

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>>162257909
Sure, kid.

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>>162257050
c@girls have some really cute emotes already though I agree it'd be nice if they had more ear wiggle action
They're cute either way

how do i make friends

>>162258091
Never.
Subs keep the majority of BR's away.

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>>162257998
yes hi hey hello

>>162258091
hopefully never, our BRs speak english and are well behaved and the russians are contained.

>Panda Panda naked in Ul'dah with an ERP collar

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>>162258128
You're right about the emotes alright.

>>162257596
I'd leave after two weeks, going one week without actual replacement is not the worst.

>>162258195
what's up how are your feet doing?

>>162258153
pst

>>162258103

hot


i love u

>>162258460
Yeah, so does everybody else.
Don't worry ladies, there's an extreme shortage on Kiss Dissems and children are perishing due to manufacturing issues.

>>162258554
I don't love you.
You seem like a decent enough person though

>>162258189
>>162258253
>he wants to spend more money just to keep his shitty pub chat clean
Make some friends and maybe you won't care about public chat.

I dunno what class to level right now.

I'm having fun with MCH so far, it's at 40 and picking up the pace.
NIN is pretty fun too
I feel bad about not having unlocked MNK and BRD though, but I don't think they're as fun.

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>>162258416
my feet are a-ok but they wish that my computer would stop shitting itself, thank you for asking

>>162258785
I find BRD way more fun than MCH. It's worth giving it a try once you've got MCH levelled if you like that.

>>162258794
{/pet}

>>162258785
Why would you feel bad about not having classes you don't find fun unlocked? Play what's fun, shortman.
That said, I don't like MCH much at 60. It feels like a ton of effort for little payoff. I haven't played Ninja much, but it seems more fun than MCH at 60 imo..

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>>162258189
>>162258253
Thank you, anon. $14.99 has been deposited into _our account.

>>162258732
FFXI is still sub based, FFXIV will never be F2P poorfag

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>>162258961
>he thinks F2P = B2P
>he thinks you have to be poor to not be a sucker

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>>162258845
Well I like playing support which is why I've eyed trying to level to BRD, but ARC so far is so dull. Doesn't feel very rewarding to do dull gameplay when waiting for those 20-min queues to pop.

>>162258932
It's kind of an obsession, which doesn't help in trying to focus on a single class to max. Had to take some serious discipline to focus on reaching 60 in DRG, but it felt good when I had finished.

It doesn't help seeing all the cool end-game armors for different classes either.

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>>162258886

>>162258314
>>Panda Panda naked in Ul'dah with an ERP collar
actually I needed the GP

>>162257814
I'm sure, but the psychiatric field is still halfway backwards and even then any classifications that could be known as "insane" don't constitute such people having the agency to come here and play XIV.

Then you come along and throw the "borderline" to prefix the already biased white-man terminology that is the entire picture-book field in and of itself and make it even more prejudiced and anecdotal than it was before.

tl;dr if someone is insane and they know they're insane it's because they want to be insane, which makes them more sane than any bias can speak against it

>>162259320
tumblr ladies and gentleman.

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>>162259278

>>162259526
I REALLY NEED THAT GP

>>162259526
>no lewd patch
lmao who the fuck even are you, some kind of fag?

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>>162259526
tfw panda will never savage my gp

>>162259104
level up by doing floors 1-20 in potd or 50+ in potd