hempen camise edition
>Free login campaign
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca
>German summer event
http://de.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/430a436b8bfc162786f81d479d13109b9a9524ff
>Patch 3.45 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII Update Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/371434-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXIII-Update-Thread
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
[YouTube] FINAL FANTASY XIV: STORMBLOOD Teaser Trailer (embed)
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/LT2FmYqL (embed)
>Previously on /xvig/: >>162024719
Naka bp
Heppy cats
does anyone wanna watch anime together
lizer
post hot highlanders
>>162081734
Post pits
>>162081769
No Haruna Kaini. Go kill yourself Stroob.
>>162081815
>>162081791
cbf
>tfw everyone i erp with thinks my character is futa
>actually a transgirl
>3 days and no ticket response
Im ready to fuckingkill
>>162081981
Who is this and do you like cis girls?
>>162081849
That's not me you fucking monkey
>>162081734
Happy c@tes
>>162081936
That's a nice cat. /pet
>>162081734
>>162082109
>cis girl
lol
Is there a way to successfully rp a dragoon what with there being only 10 in active service
>>162081815
If the shoulders were a bit smaller, Highlanders would make for amazing pears
>>162082337{/joy}
>>162082379
did you kill kiss?
Anon?
Whats the fastest way to level up disciple of land classes? Do any of the beast tribes contribute to DoL classes the way Ixali and Moogle contribute to DoH classes?
i want succ
Reminder not to orbit Meria
She is asexual
Why have the window dressing with nothing to sell?
Where's the 300k room money sugi
>>162082452
why are you erping harp
>>162082379
Why is that funny?
>>162082601
i want to die
>>162082652
>Why have the window dressing with nothing to sell?
Nice ippiki cringe quote
>>162082525
Maybe you should put some pants on if you don't want me looking
>>162081734
>>162081734
I miss her...
>>162082652
>implying that will stop any of those braindead white knights
>>162083036
Seensomeshit.png
>>162082701
come and get ho
>>162082652
>If you talk to a girl you're orbiting her because girls can't be friends
>Girls are useless if they don't put out
ok
>>162083131
probably saw himself LOL
>>162082927
What if..
>>162083172
Lol XD
>>162083165
Congrats on stating ippiki's train of thought.
>>162082464/petpetpetpetpetpet
>>162083156
hee ho
>>162082652
It's almost like people talk to and enjoy her company because she's a pleasant and cute person.
>>162082715
>tfw someone confuses you for someone else
Does anyone mind letting an ERP newbie watch some in action?
post frottable autismcatbois
>least used tertiary DRK combo costs 60tp
>all others 50tp
>least used tertiary PLD combo costs 50tp
>all others 60tp
What the fuck is Yoshi thinking
for real tho who cares about meria. sproutlander is hot as hell has a good personality and shes down to fuck if youre a skinny hipster kid from brooklyn.
damn i wish i was a skinny hipster kid from brooklyn
>lalathicc
>>162081936
Twenty four
Seven
Who has the cutest voice /xivg/?
>>162083758
why is it a competition? not like any of you nerds will get a gf either way.
they caught me stealing the catte
send help
>>162083758
>why care about adorable nice and funny meria
I wonder
Paladin cat
>>162083839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wtI3eK6rKW
>>162083839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXALdmL7FeU
>>162083839
Rune
Do you think the Ala Mhigan militiawill completely fail to retake Ala Mhiggo and the MSQ will revolve around helping them not gett completely crushed by Garlean counter-attacks?
>>162083934
I wanna ravage that mouth with mytoothbrush
>>162083934
cute cat
>>162083839
Rune, especially when drunk.
>>162083839
Ippickle
>>162081936
>>162083839
Meria hands down
>>162083375Catboy.exe has crashed due to petting capacity overload.
nano boost me
>>162083839Spuki, Caelus, Loh, Jp, Rio, Bnhaka, Cg, Ftelor and Elliot!
>>162084226
I want to hear drunk rune...
>>162084449
*unzips*
>>162083852
are you my long lost twin?
>>162084449
only if you promise to shoot me in the fucking face
>>162083839
>tfw you have a cute fuckboy voice but nobody will post your name because youre too afraid to talk on voip
*shaves head to hide balding*
*outline of receding hairline now more visible than ever*
SHIT
muh queefing frauleins
>>162084449
*boosts tracer that blinked in front of you instead*
oops lol
WHERE ARE THE LIZER
>>162083839
Meracle
>>162084728
my sides
>>162083412
orbiters don't actually talk to the people they orbit, silly
>>162084728
*gets blocked by meria for being a creep*
shit
never thirsted for that
no proof
*cries on altar of frauleins lost*
dressing window with nothing for sale
>>162084728
>>162084907
>he cares
lol
You'll never be as alpha as Ippiki, kys
>>162085010
+1
I always get happy when someone orbits me in the thread but they never send a tell in game
>>162084728
>jealous fuckboy
Doesn't matter, is cute
>>162084728
what did this guy do to you to make comments on IRL appearance warranted?
should i egg
>>162085268
oh my god
>>162084821
>>162085336
why did you stalk renko
>>162085336
why did you impersonate liora
>>162085146
Can confirm it works on both ends of the spectrum.
Even Abe, one of the most rabid shitposters, has me blisted ingame so that he doesn't have to deal with any kind of confrontation, which led to couple wipes in A11S pubs as I tried to explain mechanics to him. Go figure.
>>162085268
>>162085336
Why did you leak logs from sleepy ls?
>>162085481
I have you blacklisted too because you're a disgusting creep
>>162085605
And you aren't?
>>162085481
Abe doesn't need a shitter like you to explain A11s mechanics. He told us the real story, the wipes were all your fault.
>>162084449
you're powered up, get in there.
>>162084718
there can be only 1
*teleports behind you*
Requesting wizard lizards
>17th per centile
what attributes do I dump in for whm
>>162084620
>>162084720
>feigns edgy voice
i got you in my sights
>>162084821
>BR suddenly rips his shirt off and does eddy gordo combos bouncing all over the screen and into your nano
I feel so embarrassed when that happens
>>162085605
>rumors from an anime imageboard makes me not want to play with someone from my server
How antisocial and misanthropic are you?
>>162083839
Republic
>>162085792
>rumors
>>162085792
>rumors
no I have first hand experience
>>162085717
*equips heavy pate armor*
heh... your move kiddo....
>>162085784
Put that away before you hurt someone
>>162085336
le winking door canine
>>162085784
i haven't played in forever but i never got embarrassed since ana built ult in like 5 seconds anyway
>>162085784
This blueberry is too cute. I'm closing the thread because it will never be my eb. I'm 100% serious. Goodbye xivg.
>>162085551
>>162085268
>>162085924
go back to blowing up server linkshells, CG
>>162085792
Ironic you blame rumors when you told valvey that you replaced xeno because they thought you were better than him.
lmao
>>162085961
Your move.
>>162086114
I don't understand this maymay
>cg forcing herself into relevancy again
estrogen cows i swear
Redpill me on Elk
>>162086209
ultrash egg memes
>>162086178
Xeno requires the entire group to play around him on WAR, any group with 3 brain cells would kick him
>>162081734
excuse me can you drop your circlejerk for one second and answer my game related question please
what do I dump my attribute points into for white mage
trying to move worlds but keeps saying balmungs full.. is there a set time where it's easier?
>>162086529
Mind
>>162086529
Mind
>>162086529
cum absorption
Santa came early this year.
>>162086189
im not sure how to reply to that so here is the only image of food i have on my computer
its a cake i made and thought looked pretty
>>162086367
Then why is he a better tank than you?
>>162086616
>>162081734
Heppy c@s!
>>162084101
>>162084226pls
>>162084581
Watch shit anime with me and you might!
Name three c@s on Balmung and the secret to getting them naked.
>>162086616
COME ON ME DADDY
>>162086367
>entire group to play around him
Yet you get mad when abe doesn't play around you
:thinking
>>162085481
>ippiki trying to throw abe under the bus when everyone here knows that abe is a perfect player
dude just give up
>>162086848
meria no
>>162084347
24
7
>>162086854
>hey man please provoke at first optical, I'll pull with Unchain so that you get a better opener and more damage
>*goes to pick up add instead and gets the group sworded*
>oh sorry he has you blacklisted
Really smart
>>162086967
>perfect player
Sorry perfect players dont repelling shot and wipe their party in A8S.
>>162086967
don't be mean they won't let him join ultrash and they're hogging the fabled fraulein meria athera
>>162081769
only if wehold handsand if yourest your head in my chest
>>162085764
Mind and nothing else
>>162085481
i dont need u to explain meme strats that wipe the raid to me
>>162087068
anyone in that party will tell u that it was already a wipe but u wouldnt know that cuz u havent done a8s so its nbd lol
>>162084265
>>162087015
It sounds like you tried to grab the add because you thought he would have the boss. It's equally your fault, dumbass.
>>162087285
>its one guys fault that the other didnt do his job
these mental gymnastics would get you straight 10s at the olympics
>>162087184
that is everything ive ever wanted
>>162087285
>the WAR shouldn't pick up the add because the DRK has him blacklisted and thus can't communicate, so it's his fault!
this is why no one wants to play with 4chan
okay I just beat potd f99
now how do I into f100-f150? are there any boss mechanics throughout those floors I need to know?
>>162087524
Ultrash in general. Playing with them is begging to be shitposted about
>>162087527
It's literally the same enemies and bosses as 1-50 except a succubus replaces Edda and you need to dodge the orange circles she makes.
>>162087435
>>162087524
It's everyone's duty to communicate the plan before executing it. How dumb are you idiots?
>>162087483
Be careful tho it will include a heavy session ofcuddlesand since i'll be behind i'llgive you back and neck massages
>>162087254
24/7
>>162087435
>>162087524
Okay, I guess I need to spell it out to you retards.
On one hand we have Ippiki
>everyone knows how bad he is
>thirstiest loser in the general
>has to beg groups to carry him through early clears
On the other we have Abe
>highest parsing bard/machinist worldwide during progression
>perfect during progression, never makes a mistake
>groups fall over themselves to include him, could get world firsts if he cared enough
So who do you think is more likely to be at fault here?
>>162087669
yes, see >>162085481
>>162087524
Unfortunately true
>>162087669
Yeah sure, and ippiki attempted to do that but because Abe had him blacklisted no communication took place.
>>162087184
No I just want to watch anime not be gay
>>162087693
>wait for a half hour in queue for leveling dungeon
>everyone leaves immediately
FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU ALL ROT
>>162087803
But ippiki knew abe blacklisted him ages ago?
>>162087786
Balmung
>>162086616
IT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOU AHHHHI'M SO JEALOUSGrats!
>>162087786
Oh god, you just reminded me that he went back to A9S to pad during week one prog, when EVERYONE got free 100ths if they cleared on Day 1 anyways.
>>162087184
bis...
>>162087865
What a faggot
What do you want to watch then
>>162087883
I mean if I find myself in a pf with someone I have blacklisted and it's a fight that requires communication I take them off BL because I'm an adult
>>162088007
>100th percentile
Thanks for proving my point, Ippiki.
>guys ;) hour complete with a picture of seihai
I am OUT
I've been looking into stat weights. In the case of tanks, hwy isn't Defense considered at all? Am I supposed to completely ignore the defense stat on gear, and go with whatever has the highest STR and VIT?
DUALITY RIP WHERE
>>162087184
how do you remain this pure posting here?
>>162081815
Fat highlander thighs.
>>162088228
Because it goes up everytime you make an ilvl jump, it's not a choice. It is good for the gearing process though, tanks want to get leftside gear (both for Defense and Str/Vit both affecting their DPS) first over accessories.
>>162088228
Its irrelevant. There's not any sort of itemization or choice in the gear at max level to make that a meaningful stat
>>162087786
>being a high parsing brd having anything to do with tanking
hello?
if you're going to argue at least make a point that's relevant.
yes ippiki's ego is the size of like 3 squirrels if u stretched them with a medieval contraption to cover africa, but he's not /bad/ by any means. especially if you compare him to people from here.
both of them are good players and neither side will admit to being wrong, so posts like this r retarded desu
>ippiki blaming other ppl for his fuck ups hour
Any rips for Duality yet?
>>162088090
what
>>162088440
At least we can always count on you to take the bait, squids
>>162088569
ye
>>162081734
>>162088491
but why are you pretending to be me
>>162087184
c-can you pet me? everyone just wants to fuck me
>>162088038
Ping Pong Girls is really good.
Post Ippiki's fflogs.
>>162088739
i'll fuckpet you.
>>162088695
Post butt so we can be sure it's you!
>>162088365
hot highlander cans
>>162088739
I wish I had your issue, everyone just wants to pet me
>>162088695
>>162088870
post collar instead
Post Ippiki's f-list.
>>162088909
>>162088695
>>162088870
No post tummy
>>162081815
*flexes into the 100th percentile*
>>162088375
pic related if what im currently looking at right now. not max level obviously.
basically i was wondering if losing all that DEF was worth the dps increases from crt and sspd
>>162088837
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/343628/latest
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/2623864/latest/
>>162089038
god damn it
>>162089137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hFkNZSfZJ5
Sorry, grandpa messed up his post!
>>162089038
while leveling, no, never.
defense > vit > crit > everything else
secondary stats barely matter while leveling though, they don't seem to make any real noticeable difference. your job as a tank is to 1.) hold aggro to protect your party, and 2.) survive holding aggro. defense and vit make that much easier. once you've got those two down, then you can worry about doing damage.
>>162089232
Oh, always go for Def during leveling, otherwise your healers will be crying
>>162088007
i literally wasn't even here on day 1
>>162089232
something like that you'll probably want to keep the armor as a tank, but it shouldn't matter too much. pick whichever you like more and let the healer decide if it was a good idea, gear doesn't matter too much leveling
>>162089137
But you bullied me hard the other day...
i wanna marry the squid
>>162089232
secondary stats won't make any noticeable difference until max level
just put on whatever has the highest defense and main stat
>>162089415
What's your name ?
>>162089361
shut up pussy
anyone want to idle together in awkward silence
>>162089591
Rune Zhevitz/Froo
>>162089631
Yeah sure Idle is my specialty, hit me up at the benchâ„¢.
>>162089631
server?
Summoning squizard
>>162089631
Name and server?
>>162089318
>>162089330
>>162089381
>>162089475
alright, thanks a lot
>>162089631
>>/r9k/
>>162085481
>>162087524
I was in this A11S party actually.
We wiped a few times before inviting Ippiki. The tank swap led to *one* wipe, we wiped again because someone lagged out mid pull, and then we cleared. There wasn't even really an issue even if the BL thing was a bit silly.
The only question I have is why this is in the thread now when it was a few days ago.
>>162089725
Your cats are cute
tfw elezens disgust you because of mado now
>>162089381
defense and vit make an immense difference on a tank and you're daft and only leveled WHM for ERP if you think otherwise.
>>162089848
>wiping a party once when Ippiki is there
didn't you learn before he got kicked from aether queues?
>>162089725
>Heterochromia
Gross
ct
>>162089983
To be fair I got kicked from aetherqueues for being a cunt.
>>162089137
>>162089271
!!! Yay I love vocaroo gran-
>As long as you're not a catboy
O-oh...
>>162089863
Thanks friend!
>>162090021
Do NOT bully Nykova!
>>162090021
Why does heterochromia bother people so much ?
>>162089615
Whoever it is that posts these crying cat face edits, thank you, I love them.
>>162090063
Crystal Tower
>>162090194
Now that's some furry shit.
>>162089415
>>162089631
That's all I do by myself anyway
>>162090241
Because it looks unnatural
>>162089848
>>162089983
the tank swap wasnt even explained until after the wipe anyway if i remember correctly
>>162090256
Those two make my tower crystal
>>162090241
a large amount of it is me
this is my design
>>162089415
I want to jizz all over those glasses.
>>162090363
Yeah but that's kinda the point isn't it. My character has white eyes because I want him to look unnatural and a bit creepy, and also he's an elf so I don't even know what's really natural and unnatural for them anyway. I doubt it's really unnatural for at least Miqo'te, too, anyway.
Where do I awkwardly and silently idle if I want someone to give me attention and maybe pet me?
>>162090567
Two white work
One red and one green or similar is shit
>>162090285
Yeah it's a bit furry, but I'm very grateful that drawfriend took their time to draw my character
>>162090335
>>162090505
{Stop!}
>>162090736
could heterochromia look good?
so why the fuck random people come and pet normal guys ffs
All thats in my mind is catgirls.. I'm such a slut....
>>162090676
the bench
>>162090676
the /b/ench
>girl I'm living in her house with asks if I want to get married
>I'm also a girl
EHHHH??? Is this even allowed? WHAT DO?
>>162090819
Only if used with some kind of eye scar.
I've never seen anyone use it for anything else and make it look good.
I see the castbar for Akh Morn building up. From there, I pop Foresight. It mitigates no damage. I will spend years justifying this.
This is my design.
>>162090987
Yeah i've seen the one color eye and then a white eye under the eye scar, it looks good but seems predictable
>>162088739
I'll come pet you if you really want one anon
no weird shit
>>162090950
Yes it is allowed
Do it, the ceremony is cute and the stuff you get is too
>>162089848
>>162090457
>ippiki twists a story for his own benefit
More at 11
>>162091094
The ceremony is gross
>>162089036
Jesus christ snap my neck already
>>162089631
Way ahead of you
>>162090920
>>162090923
B-But I thought the bench was reaerved for ebins! I'm just a nobody!
>>162091213
Don''t you get tired of being the clown of this general?
>>162091223
every neo ebin's gotta start somewhere...
>>162091223
The bench is how you become an ebin
What's the most independent dps job in the game as far as personal dps goes?
>>162089106
>ippiki is bad! he wiped that a11s pug!
Help me out /xivg/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FSuZMHeJBt
>>162090335
yummy cummy tears o3o
>>162091094
is it worth doing even if it's standard? the rewards don't look that great unless you pay to get married.I want something out of this if I'm going lesbo desu
>>162090920
>>162090923
>idle at the bench all the time
>nobody gives me attention or pets me
i stopped going...
>>162091367
Nobody ever said he wiped, just made shit up to make people look bad over what was apparently one wipe in a pug
>>162091268
that's guffy
>taking fflogs seriously when you can get a 20+ damage boost
K
>>162090995
lmfao
I will refuse to upgrade my weapon based on my mental math. The Sepirot Axe is all I need. Plunging into green percentiles I try to reason with my Dark Knight for the Midan Metal Greatsword. I make him an offer. He refuses. I am then "dishonorably discharged" from yet another static.
This is my design.
>>162091551
if you weren't a female cat or lizard, im not surprised
>>162091551
you have to post your name in this thread over and over as if it was some other bench goer but really its just everyone posting their own names
its hard work
>>162091645
i was a female cat...
>>162091674
i do...
>>162091674
Oh, is that how it works? No wonder...
>>162091342
none of the jobs are really independent but the most independent is probably MNK, but it sort of depends on the patch, and if MCH or BRD is taken more, casters/MNK depending on that
the least independent DPS is definitely MCH with BRD in close second
>>162091719
Must've been a shit cat
Post it
>>162091674
>tfw only authentic, naturally grown namedrops
feels good
>>162091719
who is this then?
It's time.
>>162091819
no
>>162091890
nobody worthy of pets or attention
>>162091907
Are you going on a gay roadtrip?
>>162091907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vxJFtQyZRF
>>162091907
to be a faggot?
what have you been doing for the rest of your life, then?
>>162091841
>tfw same
>but i wish it'd stop happening
>>162091640
>>162091931
post initials then
>>162091907
>>162092075
>fflogs mattering this tier
lol?
>>162092075
Where does this gain you any leverage or do anything but harm your own image?
"I'm so good, look at this, too bad I'm such a prick that despite that I can't hold a raid group"
>>162091907
oh my god
to what do we owe this ippiki hour
how do I go past floor 100 in potd please respond
>>162092259
Do 51-100 is a fixed party with no wipes and carry on with that same group.
>>162092075
I see the slanderous post. In a fit of rage I link my fflogs are hope they think it isn't me posting. They don't buy it. I link them numbers from the AST tier. Grinning, I hit enter and post.
This is my design.
>>162092259
you need to be a in a fixed party (or solo).
you can not have a party wipe at any point during 51-100 or else you are not eligible
once you fulfil these two requirements, you just choose to keep going on your 100 cleared save file
>>162092259
You have to start with a fixed party from floor 51
>>162092197
>replying to blatant falseflags
>>162091907
Being a fujo is great.
whatever happened to proci neblunda?
>tfw will never pet meria on the head
>tfw will never be told to go to bed by meria
>tfw she will never tell me to have a nice day at school
>tfw meria will never make me a boxed lunch
>tfw no meria waifu
why live
let me die
>>162092401
>tfw no fujo friends
>>162086529
Fishing
>>162092523
>tfw only one fujo friend
>>162092405
He changed his name and I don't think he posts his character here anymore, but he's still around
>>162092405
eating puttel's cum out of ftelor's asshole
>>162092317
>>162092393
>>162092393
what the fug how am I supposed to find a fixed party?and we can still die and be okay right? just not everyone die?
>>162092365
>tfw even I can hit good numbers this tier when fed ast cards
god bless the core of every static
>>162092173
>>162092365
>every group has access to superpowered AST
>this means the dps of players who use it better is invalid
shitter logic
>>162092468
>tfw will never be told to go to bed by meria
It's not that great...
>>162092668
Go away Ippiki.
Localgnomelooking fortall boy with snazzy fashion sense and hip vocabulary who refers to self as "ya boy" and "destruction in human form" to pat me on the head and tell me how short I am...Please contact me via thegnome preservation agency
i wish you still cared
>>162092668
ippiki doesn't even get solo balances, and a lot of his best runs are in pubs, but people will still complain because it's the person they're told to hate on
>>162092226
Ippiki was shitposting about Abe for something
>>162092742
>if i call him ippiki thatll prove him wrong!
>people suddenly want to wipe on normal Alex to reset cooldowns
For what purpose. Had three or four groups doing this shit today. It's not like those fucking bosses are hard, goddamnit.
>>162092734
>it's not that great
someone telling you to go to bed means they care about you and your health, it's an expression of love
Abe is a rancid shitposter. I take Ippiki's side on this one.
>>162092859
give it up beepy
>>162092873
>>162088007
The run in this screenshot was a pub but it's disregarded
The ole' baldy double standard
>>162092956
muh fflogs
>>162092986
Okay Ippiki.
tfw no friends
>>162093012
>l-let me solo aoe the adds p-please
ok abe
>>162092986
there is no side to take because it doesnt matter either way
>>162093140
tfw an awful friend so im better off alone
>fflogs wars
almost as pathetic as the erp and avatarfag retards here
almost
>>162093221
same
>>162093184
Link the parse
>Just finished tanking Cutter's Cry for the first time
Nothing can stop me now, brehs
>>162093221
tfw surrounded by awful people and starting to replace them with decent people one by one
>>162092856
meria go home
i wish abe and ippiki would fuck off
>>162093486
tfw replaced basically all the awful people in my life with good friends that i cherish
feels really ok man
>>162093482
I know what will, that shitty monk that pulls everything
>>162093486
tfw always fall for the awful people trap and get fucked over
I don't really know what I'm doing. Should I take a gathering class while I'm levelling my combat class or can I just leave it until I'm higher?
>>162093221
kiss...
>>162093576
You'll never be as alpha as either of them :^)
>>162093871
There's no harm in levelling a gathering class at any point really
No pressing need to have it before or after
>>162093871
Pick it up now and just level it when you feel like it
>>162093576
I don't, I'm having fun watching him stand in acid rains and die.
>>162093858
There is nothing left for him to pull.
>>162094104
Who
>>162094014
whats alpha about fflogs being your life and trying to date women online exclusively
>>162094049
>>162094073
Thanks, I was kinda worried I was missing out on resources or something.
>>162094245
>fflogs being your life and trying to date women online exclusively
You just described Amber himself.
>>162094243
Ippiki
>>162094014
whats alpha about fflogs being your life and trying to date men online exclusively
tfw love my character
tfw nobody to play with
tfw only paying to look at my character
>>162092856
Meria no one over 6'0 will pat you because he wouldn't be able to see you way down there
>>162094245
Both of them have jobs and play the game for fun.
It's more than shitposters here have to say, obsessing over people on 4chan.
Reminder
>>162094245
>>162094341
fflogs is retarded if looking at an individuals logs and not group logs
but online relationships > physical relationships
>>162094471
More like
>someone in the thread gets attention
>retarded jealous autist piggybacks and insults them for attention themselves
>>162092856
who is this mentally ill person and does it need to be free from its torments
>>162094568
He was on Renkos lap earlier.
Enough of this drama.
Namedrop a c@ who you'd like to eat out.
>>162094574
>online > physical
>claims to be alpha, can't even be physically intimate with an actual female
need a 4th player for the vault on Balmung.
its a two tank run so we can't Q normally
please meet outside the entrance for invite, any role works
>>162094574
>this entire general summed up in one post
>>162094631
P'uttel after F'telor fucked her.
>>162094673
I dont evne know wheres the entrance
>>162094759
the cringe of this post hit me like a bump of coke
>kiss stops posting
>amber starts posting
really makes the bowel move don't it
>>162094576
no she needs ya boy up in her grill
>>162094671
>so alpha he needs to stick his dick somewhere to be validated
lol
>>162094673
>its a two tank run
>>162094568
>90% of his playtime is on the bench
fucking leech trying to network
>>162094925
>so alpha he starts trying to get validation and attention from losers on /xivg/
>so alpha he is unaware of the irony surrounding himself
lol
>drop out of school to continue your 18 hour a day shitposting marathon with a deprived loser from florida
Putty is so cool
I love you Evie...
hey i think someone needs to be free from her torments
>>162095163
mumu....
>>162095163
Renko...
>>162095149
Stop projecting, buddy.
>>162095163
Let go, Aranea
>>162095352
she needs to be freed from her hymen desu
>>162092654
>>162092654
>>162092654
>>162092654
>>162092654
What a surprise, the shitposter is here today, too! And tomorrow, and on Christmas, and always, spamming gay shit. And then when he tries arguing over the current content, he will act surprised when people tell him to fuck off. "See you tomorrow" indeed. Purge.
enjoy
expires soon and i quit
>>162091775
>>162091342
desu I'd say the most independent dps is DRG
DRG gives no fucks, it always fits because you always have a support and his dps is only dependent on him and how the fight is
MNK is close second but it sucks their utility is dicked if you have a DRK
>>162095498
none work
>>162095416
not an argument
>>162095416
Did Kiss kill himself?
>>162095498
>The Gift Code could not be redeemed.
>The selected service account has already received this item.
>TFW I threw away my maid outfit and can't even get another
>>162095771
get the fuck out autist
>>162095652
forgot to mention it's us
>>162095771
wow why are you making these lies
ok meria. I will free you from your hymen.
>>162095853
>lies
>>162095771
>tfw evie is cute irl, in game and completely out of my league
>>162095848
;-;
Thank you for your generosity either way anon
This is what happens when Elk drops his trip.
>tfw want to eb Ablu but know he's already EBd and wouldn't do it over again to risk being hurt again
Anyone ever want to just fuck the shit out of a catboy until he falls unconcious...
I need highlanders in my life
I wish you people would shut the fuck up about ebins for just ONE FUCKING THREAD.
>>162096124
>ebing ablu
>>162094471
>abe
>job
>>162095947
not guzma enough sorry
godspeed levels are the minimum
>>162096124
hes eb'd again already?
who was it after panda?
Reminder that Elk and I are getting married soon.
We're down to just 12 invites now, get them while they last, it's gonna be a huge party
>>162096159
It's just Elk samefagging about himself. I bet if you opened his saved pictures folder it'd just be a bunch of shit about himself to shitpost with.
>>162095498
Thanks for the Butler!
I miss you.
>>162096351
ok felix
>>162096271
Abe got a job a while ago actually
>>162095753
have you tried the calamity salvager
I miss you.
>>162096491
noriko??
>>162096605
Having a job doesnt stop you from shitposting
>>162096393
actually its mostly dogs
>>162096739
flat...
Paging Nysoph.
>>162096739
I can smell the cat piss.
>>162096805
mostly
I miss you.
>cute Au Ra men will never wait on you hand and foot and call you "princess"
WHY LIVE????
>>162096983
yeah mostly
>>162097060
send a tell to berke oronir, beautiful
>>162093871
every single class to 60, COME ON
>>162097060
>tfw will never pet meria and call her good girl
>>162097060
Depends, what race are you?
I want Evie to slap me with her cock!
>>162097242
cael stop looking for catgirls to web you already stole meria for warframe
Lizer...
>>162097010
>somebody saved my shitpost image macro
i made it...
>>162097367
i made it
Is Abe the best c@ to fuck in Ultrash or are there others?
>>162096883
What? I'm about to take a siesta
>no Au Ra butler to take your coat
>no Au Ra butler to make you dinner and care for you
>no Au Ra butler to make sure you get a full night's rest
Life is meaningless...
>>162097351
hello??
>>162097301
>catgirls
End this meme.
>>162097081
>>162097431
no that was in the sense of "i have accomplished something" not "no that's mine"it is mine though
>>162097456
Is it true that you offer therapeutictickle torture?
>>162097436
stutter typing and acting shy isnt that great desu
>>162097539
>>162097485
I love you! You're so cute!!
>>162097618
Wasn't shy for meThat was the best part
>>162097618
Ok then who is better if you know so much
>>162097758
cuckolding
>no super comfortable casual /xivg/ FC with a large house, beach front property, and communal catboy maids to spend Christmas in
Anyone interested in a roleplay similar to a Saudi Royalist > servant relationship?
Lalafell master here looking for a catgirl servant! Must be willing to be humiliated and abused.
>>162097681
thank u
>>162097882
that's drakn, all cute catboys here
I caved in and went back to being a c@.Did you miss me?
[Spoiler]Do you even remember me?;___;
>>162097758
Cuck shit
>>162097301
I'm not Cael....
>>162096582
not me
>>162097476
isn't that part of merias malera harem
I fucking hate Shirou.
>>162097868
>>162097987
>wanted to do cuck shit but he kept telling me it was disgusting
Why...
>>162097982
What a cute c@
>>162098031
no it's mine
>>162098109
me 2
STOP UNDERCUTTING ME I NEED THE MONEY REEEEEE
>>162098232
but you're part of her harem
>>162097603
Sure just schedule an appointment like everyone else.
>>162098265
Die already. Diapershitter enabler.
What does Mado's poop taste like?
>>162098265
>>162096158
is it you that keeps posting images of my highlanders
>>162098307
kek when everyone kept trying to undercut me when I was selling mine I just bought there's like 1m under price and made the top and sold it 8^)
>>162098360
a harem within a harem
>>162098551
hey ada would u fucc my boipussy irl
>>162098373
I'm not shirou you stupid mongoloid
>>162098410
I love you
>>162098109
what'd i ever do to you huh
>>162098265
f u
>>162098595
you're all webbed by her, the ultimate seductress
>>162098605
probably, are you cute
>>162098563
I'd love to but as you can see I can't afford to buy up the cheap ones
tfw lonely
>>162098551
Ada?
More like BadaBING!
anyone on levi needing some succ...
>>162098687
ya
pic related, me irl
>>162098783
Do you succ males?
>>162098687
>tfw ywn suck off ada irl
Why live
>>162098724
message me, Kiss Dissem
>tfw Cid exists
I... No. I don't want to feel like this. Stop it.
>>162097485
U are the best aura
I want to breed you and raise the children
>>162098724
same...
>>162098880
race?
>>162098968
Roegadyn.
>>162099006
Kill Yourself
>>162098951
How dead is your server at EU hours?
>>162098724
>tfw only lonely because EB is asleep at the moment.
Does anyone here hang out in Odin?
>can't have sex with your teammates in potd
shit game
>>162098901
anon...THIS is your husbando...?
>>162099140
>2016
>being clingy
>>162099146
Yeah. Doing content right now, why?
>>162099060
Really dead from 12pm to 6pm
Better but still quiet from 6pm to 9pm
10pm to 4am is prime time...
>>162098901
fuck off shitlander
>>162099225My EB is also my IRL beauWe enjoy playing games together
>tfw $ad boy$
>>162099223
No, but he says some cute things.
>>162097756
bad manners and bnhaka
>/ffog/ talks about the game, gives people advice
>/xivg/ fat grown men that want to be women, drama, doxxing, namedropping, shitposting
>>162099359
That's a girl though.
>>162099443
Neither ERP.
Try again bitch.
>>162099356
ftelor no
>it'll never be the same again
i just bought this game and having lots of fun but I wonder is there any point to playing multiple character because you can only change vocation if you want change?
also i wonder if i am playing wrong because all characters i see are female it seems i am the only person playing Roegadyn male.
>tfw my helmet has a huge open spot
just slide a sword right on up there and end me
Al, you fucking nerd.
>tfw too afraid to ask for FC/LS invites or even friend invite people
>these degenerates invite people for ERP with no shame at all
does amber still post
>>162098370
You don't have to name anybody but do you ever see ebins and get the urge to put them in bondage?
I feel you and I are one in the same.
How do I make meria my girlfriend
>>162099586
Mumu Vanih
Naka Flocka
Awena Marette
Lhea Rudine
Ume Nori
There are only 5 people in there who do
Can we discuss the game for once?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hfvhykTAfo
best theme
>>162098901
Marques > Cid
>>162099679
That's what the neck piece is supposed to be for
how do i redeem myself?
>you will never hold this hand
it hurts
>>162099586
>>162099840
>suncats
>not erping
ok
>>162098951
knight of ishgard seeking female voidsent to shove large solid object through my eye socket stabbing me in the brain
pst
>>162099872
a life of self-sacrifice!
>>162099861
>young Cid
>????
>>162100154
holy shit that femra is pretty
>>162100154
you're so pathetic and cringey
>>162100154
cringe
>>162100121
t-thanks
OH NO HE'S HOT
>>162100258
>pretty
Looks like she is deathly ill fampai
>>162100452
FUCK OFF
kill me
>>162099841
[very cool and booming dragon voices]
CURSE YOU BROOD-BROTHER, FOR THOU HAST DOOMED ME
elk
>>162100452
Nice, welcome to the fujo side.
>>162099841
he's probably going to be ape shit hard at full power same as the inevitable primal bahamut battle
>>162100249
>pedophilia
???
>>162100154
ahl wanna do roulettes later?
>>162100534
is a pathetic piece of fucking trash. has no redeeming qualities. nobody would miss him if he were to kill himself, and nothing would change in the world. he means nothing to everything and everyone.
>>162099798
Nah. I'm just a simple alchemy researcher that does treatments on the side.
>>162100154
>>162100685
yeah im on until like 8pm est or so
>>162099841
kotr and ramuh are better
>>162100691
Calm down Mumu.
>>162100762
Can I have a hat too?
>>162100691
I'd miss him, I don't have many friends and Elk is my most faithful one!
r8 the 3 classes im gonna play:
>Warrior
>Dragoon
>Scholar
guys heres my chemo impression tell me if its good
[imagine a ton of multiquotes here]
Weekday. 6PM. Shitposter always strikes. Autism is free indeed.
>>162100963
none for uglies
>>162100967
>elk
>faithful
LOL
if only you knew
>>162100813
woo
>>162100691
i would miss him, who would impersonate me when he's gone?
>>162101052
explain
>>162099841
that's not shiva's theme anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJiH8HLZw4
>>162101027
elk if you're still here can you post "death from ankles down" pic
thanks
>>162101134
>Not Sephirots theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdV_bzJgRxE
Well this blows.
>>162101112
Maybe I could. I do have all these pictures saved...
>>162101052
I said FRIEND, not... whatever the fuck you were thinking, you degen.
elk is hot
>>162101249
>posting the lesser triple traid theme
https://youtu.be/knV-5VciTTQ
Try harder
>>162101235
>>162101273
kreepy
>>162101134
>>162099841
that's not ultima's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXrtICZyzNo
>>162100474
>nonhuman race with unnatural skincolours
why would she have a human skintone
>>162101313
Elk's friend. Do you want to erp? Maybe you can get Elk to watch?
Who here is the cutest:
>Bard
>Summoner
>Ninja
>Warrior
>>162101493
Ninja obviously. Who doesn't want sneak hugs?
>>162101493
>Bard
Me
>>162100963
who is this cute cat and will you be my waifu
>>162101420
my heart bleeds daily
It's been a while, so...
post the initials of your crush!
maybe their race too!
>>162101493
Do you like paladins...
>>162101583You think I'm cute? :3c
>>162101420
her face 3 was cute but her normal midlander is best
>>162100963
packet loss today is crazy on primal and aether
>>162101702
yeah, i love the hair and the colors you're using
makes your cat look really cute
Short haired au ra ftw?
>>162101676
My crush is crushposter!
>>162102087
All Au'ra men look so grumpy. What're you so grumpy about, scaley-face?
>>162101676
H.G
Elezen
>>162101420
Skin color has a direct correlation with health.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8362465.stm
She has a very pale like glow to her almost like jaundice.
>>162102191
im still leveling so I don't have any good glamour...
>>162101493
me
I keep getting an error when trying to log onto Aether, anyone else experiencing this?
>>162101929
wow if you were green colored you could pass yourself off as the grinch.
>>162102296
Glamour won't help that sourpuss look though, how about a smile on that face?
>>162102406
elk is the cutest
>>162101676
L.S. Miqo'te
>>162100642
Thinking a young character is adorable does not have any sexual connotations, anon. Get your head out of the gutter.
>>162102489
Elk is no catgirl. Shoo
>>162102489
More like thestupidest
Stupid Elk expects nothing.
>>162101493
Abe
Noponis
B'nhaka
Dame
>>162101676
E.E
miqo'te
>>162101676
R.F, seeker of the sun
>>162101273
>tfw did not have this in my collection
Thank you sir
elk
>>162101676
E.R. Hyur
>>162102674
LOOK OUT
elk
kle
>>162102976
that looks fucking delicious
>you will never jelq the elk
>>162101676
R.Z
Miqo'te
>>162101249
Fiend is a shit track, sorry
>tfw all these people bullying my eb
How do I get Ebie to eb me?
elk
>>162102003
Thank you, that's very nice.
>>162102470
That's not very nice at all.
>Elktrash hour
I'min_
*logs off*
Who has softer feetIRL, Naka or B'nhaka?
>>162103472
iri... why wont you step on me like you used to... i miss your webbies...
>>162101112
>>162103472
Iri...
>>162101676
A.A
>>162084579
>Elliot
DEETS, NOW.
mew :3
>>162102695
thanks
>>162103783/pet
>>162103783
>collared by Elk
Dropped
>>162103878
Already cheating on Elk with Renko.
>>162103783
let me fix those eyes for you
>>162101676
S.V./A.A.
meowers
Anyone selling time cards on Balmung? Name your price.
anyone wanna shut the fuck up on balmung? looking for people to shut their fucking mouths.
>>162100813
>>162101105
I can't change server groups...... I keep getting an error code..........
>>162104031
15m
>>162101676
S.T
Miqote
Biggest xivg friend collector?
>>162104261
flat...
>>162104261
Why them? Legitimate question. Please describe in detail why you came to this conclusion.
Lastly, justtell us who you are.
*enters the think tank*
foresight for akh morn is a good idea
*leaves the think tank*
>>162104286
post a juicy roast beef sandwich please
>>162104425
calm down abe
>>162104158
sure
>>162104425
Its not Shana...................
what upset the sandwich poster this time?
>>162101676
G.W
Lizard
>>162104368
1/2/2 a9s complete completation aether pls respodbd
>>162104368
>>162104594
don't touch my eggy waifu
>>162091223
Real ebins, the old guard, don't use the bench anymore.
Nowadays the bench is populated by second/third generation neo-ebins mostly.
You'll fit right in.
>>162104520
>>162104261
:thinking:
>>162104459
>>162104470
its always seto anyway
What is the least painful method of suicide?
>>162104459
why are ippiki memes so funny?
>>162104535
who
>>162104736
Don't sit on the bench.
>>162104594
>>162104775
id like to know this as well
>>162104736
>tfw im the eldest remaining ebin and i still use the bench
>>162104470
I'm not Abe.
>>162104520
I know which cat you're talking about. It'sSeto.
>>162104870
Who cleaned up the rest of the bench?
>>162104930
Old men don't count as ebins, Hark.
>>162104775
Nitrogen, a plastic bag, and a zip tie.
A rope, a tree, and a ladder.
A razorblade, 25x the recommended dose of DXM/some other opiate, alcohol, and a cozy bath.Old age.
>Mari still thinks Renko is "loyal" to him just because he did ex roulette
>>162104738
How can I win........your heart......
>>162105185
calm down aranea
how did Renko win the Rania bp?
>>162105090
You know a lot about this, amber..
>>162105185
You....don't. .
>>162104594
I want to kiss BM
>>162105329What if I give you a mouthful...
>>162104368
>>162104594
>>162104913
is this NTR? stop groping eggy
bpbp
>>162105529
Mouthful of what?
>want to watch ERP to learn how to do it
>don't know anyone to watch
how can i get more practice to start clearing savage? I'm coming back from a long break, and the only PF groups I see are "WEEKLY A9 NO BONUS" type groups. I was in a first time learners party and got to the double scrapline, but that's it.
>>162104594
> prison gay tattoo
hands off the egg. now.
>>162104368
Any FC on Balmund recruiting? Social or RP, I don't have the ilvl to git gud raidan yet.
>>162105329
mfw I won seto's heart already
>>162105678
>bnhaka x meria big stud man scrambles yolk in HD you won't believe what happens next
valvey is cute!!
What the fuck can I do with Poetics?
>>162105627
go to a brothel like the Rose Garden or Keepers Kiss.
Plot 60, 1 Ward, The Goblet (Large)
Plot 5, 11 Ward, Mist (Large)
I'm sure you'll find someone there to either let you watch or give you direct experience.
>>162105617Thick, creamy gc milk.
>>162105756
Shut up gyoni
>>162105678
Put my waifu down and walk away this is your final warning.
>>162105592
bpgc
>>162102879
>LOOKOUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXNJR2dvzo
>>162104031
A two month?
i believe in the christian god
How do I get that bpbp
>>162106061
Yeah
>>162105756
You did?
>>162105915Who?
>nobody will ever want to do THAT with you
There should be a Wikileaks, but like for ebin leaks
Make it called like Ebinleaks or something
>>162105935
>>162106182Wanna scissor with a c@?
>>162106243
i miss you...
>>162106182
try going outside the house
>>162106104
just ask he gives it up pretty easily
>>162105678
>banana will never let you touch the tumtum
>>162106320
>>162105678
cmere and let's get you into a nice warm diaper you can mess yourself in~
>>162106465
come back...
>>162106508
*chases you around the room with my dirty diaper*
prepare to get rocked
>>162106508
Put your trip back on, Mado.
Fucking pathetic.
>>162106008
this c@ gets it
>>162106182
Hmm...
>>162106279
i dunno, anon
have you seen my nose?
i was looking for something a little more... poopy
>>162104967
My tongue :>
>>162105678
Can you be my ninja gf and give me a blowie in the middle of the quicksand while invisible?
meow
>>162105941
strawberry bpgc
I'm in love with abe!
>>162105836
Relic stuff, or turn them in for gear -> gc seals
>>162106757
>people use that feature as a way to tell what they're into
Interesting.
*puts my dirty diaper in the microwave*
25 kill streak bitches
>>162106812
cute
>>162106967
who is this...
>>162105325
Renko a cute!
>bananarama will never want to have a mutual tummer rub session
y lyfe
>>162106797
nyo
>>162107223
he's too busy messing himself in diapers for mado sorry dude
>>162105325
Renko can get whoever they want.
>nobody to rub my tummy and pat my head
>>162107178
its me paks
wanna cam for me again
>>162107418
>nobody to watch me poop in diapers and make me embarrassed
Am I doing it right?
>>162107502
but i never cammed for paks
>>162105145
This is pretty creepy desu
Why are you literally stalking them
>>162107369
Mado wishes. Ugly giraffe.
Bangkok is mine.
>>162107554
No.
>>162106116
I'm still at work but leaving in a few. Have an email or some way for me to get in touch?
Help. How to earn Gil in this freaking game.
>>162107603
colin
drink a little piss
just like old times
>>162107762
Gathering classes.
Don't be on Balmung or Gilga.
>>162107692
what's your price
>>162107762
buy 20-30k in mats, turn it into 250 hq gear and sell it for 2 million
>>162107223
pst
OHAYOU
>tfw flat is never ever coming back to balmung
;-;
>>162107692
[email protected]
http://steamcommunity.com/id/aa123159
Gilgamesh Hobo Guy on the discord
Take your pick
>>162107892
nonbalmung economies are a joke
>>162107762
>Have crafters + good gear:
Craft 3*/4*, sell on MB.
>Have gatherers + good gear:
Gather Heavensward Unspoiled's / Sands and sell them.
>Have crafters with shit gear:
Craft 2* Talan turnins (NPC in Mor Dhona) Desynth the Artisans shit and sell all of the Fieldcraft III/Mastercraft Demimaterias.
>Have no crafters or gatherers:
Farm Aquapolis whenever possible. Spam PoTD for materia. Do your WT weeklies and hope you win.
>>162106812
what's the deal with all the eggs?
>>162107275
I want to grab your eye-patch and slingshot it back into your dumb face
>>162108160
that mental image is really funny for some reason
tfw no lizard daddy in helmet to kill me in my sleep
>>162106757
Like.. What?
>>162108148
extremely funny ultrash in-joke, just post eggs to fit in and be a funny guy too
Out of these who would you fuck:
Elk
Abe
Shana
Bad Manners
B'nhaka
Evie
Lethe
>>162108126
Cute santa hat. Thanks, anon.
>>162108251
>>162108251
Move whenever.
>>162107762
kys lily
>>162108512
Why would someone who knows how to make money have to ask that?
>>162109178
Just transferred and name changed, time to cast the web.
>>162096124
pst...