Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Only 9 inches?

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nth for lina is slut

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>>161990204
tfw < 9"

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>no cow hero

>>161990351
BROU HAHA

tfw to wisdom to play dota

>>161990351
ENDURANCE RUN is a spacecow

>>161990342
god damn this art is reminiscent of the absolute bottom barrel drawn porn shit from 2000.

how do you even draw something this terrible without actually trying to make it look terrible.

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>no mole hero

>>161990452
funny thing this art is better than at least half of dota porn pics

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How's the dotes today boys?

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>tqw 2 intelligence two play doota of ancients

@161990182
bots arent allowed on 4chan

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>tfw no Snowfox hero

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After the summit 6's disappointing final LD is now making a CS:GO one

How can he be stopped?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XieACpUxw_4&

>>161990676
WHAT'S THE FRACAS?

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How do we fix these heroes?

>>161990553
>tfw we will never have port as good as what MLP:FiM fandom gets

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>>161990818
>ck buffed every patch
>still shit

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>he tries to make d2g a better place

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>enemy alchemist
>gets perfect item timings
>micros his illusions to pressure and push
>has impeccable map awareness

>your team's alchemist
>can't last hit, walks back to base every 2 minutes
>doesn't move his illusions at all
>farms across the map with no vision

>>161990818
why is cm not picked despite having a high winrate in high mmr pubs?

>New Journey patch 6 days away

So we're getting monkey king and balance changes, maybe the UI overhaul. Do you think we'll get some measures to curtail all the boosting, account buying and botting going on?

Even in my shitty 4-5k unranked all pick games there are some blatant account buyers. Sometimes I'll do a co-op bot game for whatever reason and every single game without fail will have a batrider that just goes around to jungle camps, even spamming a link to whichever bot program he's using.

>>161990818
change their primary stat to wisdom

>tfw no dotard gf

how do i get one ;_;

>>161990572
where'd you get this image? i really really like this image

three observations from ixmikes stream:

1. I have a newfound respect for him since seeing how chill he is and hearing his comfy music

2. he never says anything, and barely anyhting in game

3. he has been eating for 2-3 hours now

>>161990818
Broodmother can now TP to her webs using tp scrolls or BoTs

>>161991107
why would you want one
imagine how crazy average woman is and multiply it by five
this is how crazy female dota players are

how come my mmr doesnt show on dotabuff or yasp even though it is displayed on my profile and i have played several games

>>161991190
>ixmike
>chill

https://twitter.com/shitixmikesays

>>161991096
>valve
>fixing things that doesnt make them money
lel

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>>161991103
nice meme brah

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>>161991267
sheever doesn't seem crazy...

>>161991107
be zai
>>161991267
says who?

>>161990903
stop it.
tfw there will never be good Ulfsaar porn because League of cunts still takes all the furfags despite only offering the Yordles and two or three others

How do we kill league, before we too die?

>>161990818
Since it's single elimination it's unlikely those heroes will actually see the light of day.

God bless Valve you fucking retards.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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What's his endgame ?

can players still substitute last minute?

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>>161991536
I bet she's crazy in bed

she's probably really passive

ppd is the most overrated player in existence

>wow he picked lesh and storm in 6.84 le master drafter xDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just watch his stream for 30 seconds and tell me he is mechanically good

>>161992179
>tell me he is mechanically good
Nobody has ever said he is mechanically good

But he is the best captain in the world

His decision-making is the best in the world

Look what happened to EG without his leadership

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>tfw too intelligent to play Dota 2

>>161992016
>Not having read the winter wyvern comic
>Not realizing that she's a maiden because she is so crazy she cannot grasp the concept of sex

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why doesn't dota have any good female streamers?

>>161992179
Cr1t shouldn't you be preparing to lose 0-2 to Wings right now

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Is this how 6.89 will be perceived by Dotards (dota+retards)?

>tfw unless they do a test client release this week the patch is gonna spend like a fucking week on it from 12th
angering desu

>>161992179
you're just a dumb underage who doensn't understand the importance of leadership

>le allstar team maymay

you better have started watching this game yesterday

>>161992016
>>161992337
This

Shes basically if snow white was also the witch.

Wanting everyone to call her a pure maiden and anyone that doesnt is frozen to death.

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6.89 will fix everything
6.89 will fix everything
6.89 will fix everything
...

>>161992409
Why be good when you can just fullscreen your webcam and get free money?

Is templar assassin still relevant i remember her being picked all the time last year. Haven't seen a single one since the two weeks i returned to this game.

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which hero goes in this box, /d2g/?

>>161992762
Crystal Maiden

>>161992762
invoker

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>tfw thre intelligent to play Defense of The Ancient too

>>161992762
(You)

>>161992937
>>161992289
This meme is dogshit

>>161992762
Arteezy

Why doesn't dota 2 have a surrender option?

>>161993185
because stupid faggots like you would try and surrender as soon as your team gets first blooded because your retard brain thinks the game is over as soon as one thing goes wrong

kill yourself

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>>161993185
Because 90% of games would end from crybabies surrendering.

you feed you have to deal with the full loss or abandon like the little bitch you are

reddit is bitching enough about account buyers, the report system, and the matchmaking system that we might see some significant changes come december 12th

i'm excited

>pick veno
>go mid
>rush midas into octarine
>even the peruvians say I have autism

;_;

>>161993185
because giving up is for faggots. Never give up. in a 1v4 situation (peruvian Lina abandoned at -0:30 and my entire team followed her out), I dragged a game out for like 15 minutes as Underlord, using refresher and BoT to push two waves at a time and Silver edge to assassinate Sniper

>How to fix account buying/boosting
Just don't show mmr anymore. There, fixed it.

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>>161992243
>But he is the best captain in the world
>His decision-making is the best in the world

>>161993646
Stop spamming this ugly fuckboi

How to fix Dota, no longer F2P just make it cost $20 and release all previous hats for FREE with the purchase.

There Dota is fixed

>>161992337
Why exactly does Valve not have a comic tab on the dota 2 website?

Why don't we get a bi-monthly comic every 8 months like TF2 does?

>>161993740
rofl you have no idea who 90% of the playerbase is do you

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>>161993646
>u send the dick pic and see what happens
i see Zai knows about BMS

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>>161993683
>this
>ugly
can you post the 1st sip picture? pretty funny tbqh

>>161993943
oink oink

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the 4k backet
>acc buyers
>extra cancerous
>alts who think they are better than actual are
>the only way to get mid/safe is to first pick
seriously the 3.7-4 was so much better and enjoyable than 4k low

pick related here most of people i play now

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>>161994003

Does anyone want to group as 5?

I'm fucking tired of people who don't coordinate, communicate, or understand the basics of dota.
Solo que doesn't fucking exist and I never get the stacks that coordinate.

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>>161994325
Just stack with /vg/ :^)

>>161994325
>I'm fucking tired of people who don't coordinate, communicate, or understand the basics of dota
you must be truly desperate to come ask me for help

>>161991312
Wtf is this actually?

Another boring thread.

Oh wow, how do you guys do it.

>>161994425
I've lost three games in a row because of tri stacks where one of them feeds like fuck and none of them actually talk, ping or otherwise play like it's a team game.

>>161994545
prepatch depression
no shitty tourney to shitpost about
its easy

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>>161994467
It's literally what ixmike says (or used to say, since I guess it's not updated anymore) during games

it was funniest in NEL games

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>>161994467
hello newfriend

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>be me
>learning English
>realize that realise can be written with "s" or "z"
>feel doubts whenever I have to use that word

Why is English such an obtuse language?

>>161995052
>realize that realise can be written with "s" or "z"

it's called dialects, get used to them

what language do you speak that has no regional differences, fucking esperanto?

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How is pic related balanced
i went from 3.8k to 4.5k and i dont think that i ever seen him lose unless someone is incapable of stacking ancients for himself with dominated creep
you cant even shit on him because lmao 10000 armor buff on low mana cost

>>161993943
STOP POSTING ZAI YOU FUCKING GAY BOY STOP TRYING TO BE THE NEW LELOUCH

>>161995052
>be me

stopped reading right there. keep working on it

what are the best heroes for CARRYING the SHITSTAINS
>>161995052
the spelling with the z is the americanized spelling

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>>161995149
Spurdo is a top tier meme, of course it's not balanced

>>161995052
Stop using Sakura to shitpost, retard.

>>161995052
excessive racemixing with degenerate languages

>>161995052
>be me
Who else would you be you fucking crossboarder fuck.
Get the fuck out of here.

>>161995185
why are you so mad?
2 days ago you even went mad at someone that posted zai thinking it was me when i was sleeping
if you're so triggered just filter it m8

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I don't play Dota but I post here

>>161995052
blame the czechs and poles for making shit like 'z' commonplace

>>161990572
i played naga siren because u guys said shes rlly autismo

i won it was nice

she has boobs they are nice i am now a furry

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>>161992982
>tfw to intelligence too read this post

>>161995517
It's pretty obvious when you use the same handful of images every time and do nothing but try to derail into /pol/ shit or gloat that someone's mad

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Why aren't (You) picking AA yet?
I was 2.8 this spring and now I'm here

>>161995052
Americans love to fuck with the English language. They especially like to remove "U"s from words like colour and armour.

>>161995550
3/10 funposting. Needs a little more work but you show promise.

and on that subject which hero is the best shitposter in game. Who would [s4s] pick?

>>161995613
>pick aa
>no one else picks magic damage
>vortex suddenly sucks dick
meh

>>161995613
I don't play this shit game anymore.

>>161995517

Your point?

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so whats your guys predictions for the major? im going for the faceless meme

>>161995715
this post is proof that anime makes you stupid

>>161995681
you'd be surprised how many people at 4k don't know that vortex increases magic damage

>>161995608
>shark-cannon dyke
get the fuck outta here with your bullshit

>>161995613
because I'm taking full advantage of Underlord before he's nerfed in a week

>>161995608
can't you at least shitpost with a dota image

>>161995608
There is but we pretend she is a pure maiden to troll the white knights

>>161995715
E-EG

How do you like your dota /d2g/? Waga or Russian dota is all you can choose from.

>>161994257
it doesn't get better

I climbed from 3.8k to 4.7k and it just gets worse every fucking game.

>>161995613
i pick aa sometimes just because i like his sounds

>>161995678
also naga siren

or chen since he doesnt need to recast his slaves every 60 secs

also what does /dota 2/ think of runes? they make it to some degree a game of luck. that is bad.

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>>161995608
>tfw no toilet slut gf

>>161995825
>implying I don't already just play full davai dota because actually gitting gud is counterproductive to enjoyment

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>>161995765
>underlord is OP
I want this meme to end

>>161995825
waga because I can speak spanish, also where the fuck is Peru you eurocuck?

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>>161992504
>that one "Dont worry about it" in the middle of the pile

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>>161995715
I'm still mad I fell for the faceless meme hell even NP is better than them fuck you /d2g/

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>>161995825
Forgot pic.

>>161995931
he is, hes absurd
you hit like a 16 wheeler and your ult singlehandedly 100-0s tier 2s

>>161995931
You are just dog shit at the game.

How do I know this?

You post in the gulag about your games.

Only garbage players gameshit in gulag

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>>161995995
>blaming /d2g/ for believing SEA can EVER win a LAN

You NEVER bet on SEA, retard frogshit.

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>British Esports Association
AHAHAH, STILLBORN AS FUCK

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WHAT ARE THE BEST HEROES FOR DUMIPSTERING THE SHITATAINS

7 DECIDES MY NEW MAIN

>>161995931
>buy an item that decreases the damage taken
>also buy an item that reflects damage
youre just a shitter

>not predicting VP

you have to be a special edition retard to not see them dominating this tournie

>>161996174
benis

>>161996157
It's ok we're relevant in irrelevant esports like smite

>>161996157
>British esports association
Has there ever even been a single successful professional player from Britain yet in esports?
Beesa doesn't count since I'm asking for actually successful people.

>>161996174
Leshrac

Create a skill that would make echo sabre + dragon lance viable on the same hero. Hard mode: something that isn't just the hax skill troll has in dota imba.

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>>161996097
idk senpai im doing pretty well
>>161996186
thats not me, i was lion in that game

>>161996276
>Posting winrates and "VH" like it fuckin gmatters at all.

mate.
you are not helping your case.

>>161996186
Doesn't blademail reflect damage before it's reduced?

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>>161996260
>>161996157
It's not for players you dipshits it's for where all the brits in esports are, behind the scenes

>>161996276
P O S T
M M R

>>161996236
Bigger prizepools than LeL tho

>>161996378
>>161995613
here u go

>>161996260
Not in dota

The highest earning UK pro is the captain of the most dominant smite team there's been.

>>161996374
They were so happy together ;_;

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>>161995995
>team beats other shit teams in their region
>everyone thinks they are amazing for beating 3-4 shitty regional teams
when will they learn?

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How are our boys NP doing so far? Do you think they'll win the major?

>>161996379
Wait seriously?
Smite has larger prizepools than League?

What the fuck?

new female hero getting revealed at Boston

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>>161996449
>4k shitter
>has to abuse AA to get there
>thinks hes any good

just quit whilst you're ahead, son

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>>161996565
On course for last place

>>161996372
i dont know i just want the yous

>>161996565
i am putting my money on the wings since faceless meme is dead

>>161996618
>abusing a squishy slow hero that doesn't have any good means of escape or disables

>>161996618
>abuse
>sub 50% wr hero

ur retarded

>>161996570
Well, used to have. SWC 2015 was crowdfunded.
http://www.esportsearnings.com/tournaments/8885-smite-world-championship-2015
Hirez dropped the idea, it's now fixed at 1 million bucks per year.

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Our guy is stream

>>161996762
more like our die, because one day he will die, haha

>try and queue
>some spic doesnt load
>happens again
>finally get a game
>some spic wants jungle instead of safelane so he feeds down mid until someone abandons

why are all south americans such scum

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>>161996660
What a fucking retard

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>>161996748
4k shitstains can't tell left from right so how the fuck are they supposed to win against an AA

>>161996752
>angry 4k shitter spouts opinions

>>161996762
>Demon just started streaming too
oh no
who do I watch dotards

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>>161995931
Let's see...
His Ult is an instant five man gank to any lane, with a refresher it's top and bot, enraging your opponents as you take at least two towers before they can catch up to you because who the hell carries tp scrolls. And with HotD anywhere on your team, you have an AoE boots of travel for maximum ratting

Atrophy aura means you take less damage, and with just two waves of creeps and a stacked camp you hit like a train carrying several trucks.

Pit is one of the better team fight disables as at level 4 you can make the target stand still for two seconds, long enough to fuck up anyone that get's caught in there.

Firestorm is one ofthe best lane farming tools as it melts creeps and scares away opponents in the early game despite dealing piss poor damage at level 1 and 2.

Underlord's main roll is an aura carry, you get shit like vlads, greaves because his mana is shit Crimson guard to stack on top of 115 charges of atrophy to take almost no damage from auto attacks, Echo Sabre and AC to really fuck them up, and Silver edge + dagon if you feel like a cunt so you can farm up atrophy aura and then farm up at least 115 atrophy charges and then delete any hero that's alone.

If it's been a stomp, then get Heart and you will be literally unstoppable.

Pic related is what happens in the late game if you did it right, except replace Doom with any hero you wantBKB and no one is safe

If you think Underlord is garbage then you're even more shit than I am

>>161996570
Yeah, it's not hard since league's prizepools are miniscule

The whole league pro scene is a PR stunt to advertise the game run at loss and all competitive interests take a back seat.

The amount of shady bullshit surrounding it makes the game itself seem normal and respectable.

>>161996174
Underlord

>>161995931
>Treads
>Iron Talon
>Blademail

if that's you, you were fucking retarded as shit. If that isn't you, he was fucking retarded as shit

>>161996762
>>161996967
>Not watching ixmike

kys faggots, do you even offlane?

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>tfw no scout hero to scout em and route em

>>161997029
>If you think Underlord is garbage then you're even more shit than I am
i just said that him being overpowered is a meme. how the fuck did u write this wall of text if u cant even read in the first place

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>It's a /d2g/ blames south americans instead of getting better at dota episode

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>>161997405
ur still wrong
its ok though because underlord doesnt discriminate against the wrong
he will win games for u

>>161997457

You need to go back.

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>>161996374
>behind the scenes

>>161997457
kill yourself shitskin

>>161997572
this man has a 10 year olds haircut

>>161997394
LIEK A WHISPURR

New hero :

Clithor, The Ice

Meele, Int

Skill 1 : Frost Path
Creates an ice bridge that only Clithor can walk normally. Other units will slide through it.

Slow : 30%/40%/50%/60%
Brige length : 300/500/700/900
Duration : 4

Cooldown : 10

Skill 2 : Frost Cut
Sends out a crescent blade cut dealing damage in an area against low hp enemies.
If the enemy's hp is way too high, this instead causes slow.

Damage : 150/300/450/600
Minimum damage (100%) : 0
HP needed to trigger damage : 10%/20%/30%/40%
Slow : 20%/40%/60%/80%
Duration : 4

Cooldown : 8

Skill 3 : Frost Cloak
Creates a frost cloak that absorbs physical damage and deals damage and slow around Clithor. If the physical damage needed is taken, the cloak disappears.

Damage per second : 20/30/40/50
Duration : 4/8/12/16
Damage absorbed : 120/200/280/360
Slow : 20%
Duration : 0.77

Cooldown : 25

Skill 4 : Fist of Frost
Attacks the enemy 7 times as well as stunning him. Clithor will land 3 attacks in each second as well as stunning the target.

Damage multiplier : 90%/95%/100%

Cooldown : 40/35/30

>>161997587
estas enojado :^)

>>161997631
yeah im not reading that no one decides what I read

>>161997631
why did you call your hero clit whore?

>>161997631
Man, this Clithor is good

>>161997631
cool
seems like a semi carry

>>161997394
HON was so fun god damnit I miss that game :(

>>161997631
Seems like a shitter version of tusk somehow

>>161997898
do people not play it anymore or what? honestly i might give some other mobas a try while i wait for dota 3. and heres hoping that the new update REALLY shakes up the game, cause its about time the game had huge changes
desu i wish people still played dota 1. the aesthetic of the game was crazy cool

remember when lone druid was op guys
for like a few months
i miss that already

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Why are there parties in solo queued? I always get queued with a 3 stack of shitter Peruvians.

>>161998145
i miss tb patch
when he was recently released

just instapick tb
go either mid jungle or safe
win the game

man those were the days

>>161998038
do pinoys and brazilians count as people

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>he doesn't name his animals after pro players
What? Don't you like Dota?

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thanks for (you)s guys
btw this is how i imagine him

>>161990818
>tfw techies is finally getting buffs
FeelsGoodMan

>>161997615
kys fuckign hipster

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>>161993185
Too many games have been turned around from """unwinable""" situations.

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>>161998561
H-Hey Clithor, w-what happened with your cape...

why do you need a patch dotards?

>>161997631
>80% slow for 4 seconds on an 8 second cooldown
"no"

>>161992762
OD

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>>161998904
Phoenix buffs

The best build for ____________ is:
Hurricane Pike
Aghs
Aether Lens
Power Treads
Octarine Core
MKB

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Anime makes you better at dota

>>161998904
this shit is getting stale
but i know valve will fuck this game over next week

I KNOW it

>>161998904
because it'll take a while before the good player learn how to rape me for this patch-season

>>161999080
I would want to think Windrunner. But it's always techies.

>>161999080
Bloodseeker

>>161999103
then why is ee so trash?

>>161999080
abaddon

>>161998904
because even though the game is more balanced than it ever has been i would like something to make the game more interesting. map changes, item additions, certain hero reworks. too much of the same thing can get tiring after a while.

>>161999310
He's a major winner

>>161998409
hell yeah dude. terrorblade is one of my favorite heroes. hes so situational now. i think its actually kinda balanced cause what hes good at, hes REALLY good at. crazy good base armor, jut shrugs off phys damage and still shits on towers. but easily countered by their midlaner camping you if they have a lot of magic damage

i just want splitpushing to be a viable pub strat again. right now its not only way too hard but not rewarding enough. it should be very hard but very rewarding to take buildings solo

>>161998561
look up malzahar from league of legends and imagine that but in lichs colors. looks kind of like that
that would be super cool
you should upload that idea to the dota 2 sub and see if you can get something going with 3d modelers there.
>>161999080
like half of the cast is viable with that much farm on them

>>161999064
fuck off i dont want anyone other than me playing phoenix normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>lolfugees
opinion discarded

>on a win streak
>nothing but carrying
>do bad one game
>you're in matchmaking LP for 2 more victories.
i love this game.
literally just got out of a 22 and 5 storm spirit game to get thrown into LP

>>161999707
turn off your chat. unbind enter
empty your chat wheel of anything that is nonfunctional

this is what i did

>>161999707
>SINGLE
>DRAFT
>IS
>THE
>ONLY
>MODE
>ALLOWED
>IN
>LP
WHY IS THIS A THING. I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF IT NOW.

>>161999783
and the results were positive? you don't get reported even if you fuck up?

>>161999351
its gonna get worse dude

valve is pushing for teamwork meta, even if pubs. soon splitpushing and 1v5 will not be viable. winning or losing will be completely dependent on your team

>>161999842
I regularly play like a completely braindead fucking ape feeding my brains out and haven't once got into low priority.

>>161999842
if people wanna report you for fucking up (ie, "report storm noob") they themselves are probably the kind of guy to use a report every game, and are out of reports when they say that. the rest of it is just being nice and getting people to think you're friendly (>Nice, >Thanks)
if people wanna report you for dumb shit they will it's just damage control on your part.

>>161999707
I abandon at least once every 10 games. And I flame a lot when I am pissed off. For the past 60 games I have had
>you are in matchmaking low priority for 1 more victory

>Waga is more popular than Sing_sing now
what went wrong dotards?

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>>161999270
>>161999291
>>161999318
>>161999507
wrong

>>162000098
once sing made streaming his career people realized you can have too much of a good thing

no matter how beautiful that good thing is

>>162000128
fail troll

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>>162000128

>>162000128
>aghs on gyro
>aether lens on gyro
explain this memery

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>>161999998
>off by one
if we had dub

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>tfw you accidentally throw a game

>>161999639
>Phoenix

Muh nigga
Phoenix is best support and his aghs is fucking hilerious

>>162000297
every game you lose is a game you threw

>>162000148
Does he ever stream anything besides Dota? Haven't watched him in awhile.

>>162000448
But sometimes my teammates throw

>>162000282
How old is this clip?
It's hilarious, but Tiny's not taking damage off craigly exterior procs like he does now.

>>162000448
I fucking wish. Lately I'm the only thing turning a 20 minute loss into a 30 minute loss. I dunno why I bother, but I guess I just hate quitting.

>>162000297
not throwing in the lategame is honestly the biggest hurdle of playing carry
one mistake and youre dead for 90s and that can easily be game

>>162000128
>>162000265
What if you could stack aghs on Gyro and each one gave you another side gunner?

>>161999340
hes a major faggot

>>162000669
that still gives you far less damage than just building better items
opportunity costs

>>162000535
earlier this year

>>162000750
What if you were six slotted and they worked with flak and they were consumed

>>162000881
that would be funny
get an alch to feed you aghanims scepters

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EG don't stand a chance against Wings do they.

Both of them have played pretty fucking average.

>>162000098
sing_sing is annoying. if there's one thing waga is not it's abrasive

DTWOGEEE

what shud I pick for a fun gyame of doto

>>162000750
Yea but it would still be cool having 3 auto fireing right click skadi shots

>side gunner is now affected by increased attack speed
>side gunner can now use flak cannon shots
>side gunner is no longer disabled by break

There now its at least somewhat viable

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>>162001091
desu i think instead of all of those 3, all you NEED to do is
>side gunner is now affected by your flat bonus damage

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>>162000989
i mean wings looked average at TI6 group stage, and then ended up anally ravaging everyone

>>162001087
>dota
>fun

nice try gabe, but you're fooling no one

>>162001101
d-delete this I forgot about it

I downloaded Malcolm in the Middle to pass the time until esports are back. 9/10 pretty good anime. it has made the pain of waiting go down a little

are there any heroes in this game with an ult like kindred's from league? heres what it does

Lamb blesses the ground underneath her for 4 seconds, creating an area in which no living things, ally or enemy, can die. Upon reaching 10% Health, units become immune to further damage or healing.When the blessing ends all living things inside heal for 200/250/300.

Anyone else think watching E-sports is better than playing the game?

>>162001101
post >yfw they beat Wings

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>sleep because nothing to do
>wake up because need to shit
>I'm still sleepy
>go back to bed
>can't sleep anymore
guys I'm still sleepy but I can't manage to sleep again what do I do?

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>>162001424
>EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET
EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET
>EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET
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>EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET
EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET
>EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET
EG NOW PLAY VP IN THE FIRST ROUND OF A SINGLE ELIM BRACKET

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>>162001272
>people already forgot wings only came third in their group and lost to navi and tnc, while drawing with eg and og

they'll bounce back, they have the best work ethic of any team

>>162001306
desu this joke would be better if you were watching a documentary about Malcolm X instead

>>162001415
oracle sort of.

>>162001423
I have 8k hours in Dota and I still could play it all day.
I still hate the game so much but I do prefer e sports over playing.

It's just more much hype and enjoyment.

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>>162001529
LITERALLY NO ESCAPE

RTZ WILL NEVER EVER WIN A NON HONEYPOT

Is this where i should be? seems like everyone speaks english in LP holy hell

I'm a thousand hours into dota 2
when does it become fun?

>>162001656
Once you've mastered Chen jungle no joke

>>162001464

lmao what a faggot
>>162001656
never just play lol dotabab

>>162001585
thats actually as close as i can see too, excluding omniknight's ult. thanks.

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I'm pretty sure CoL beating the reigning top NA team for a good few years TWICE in TWO best of threes is more embarrassing than anything EU have done in Dota.

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Wisdom...

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What lane do you play Underlord in?
Do I just jungle with him?

How do you play Underlord? I want to abuse his OPness before he gets nerfed.

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reminder that it is almost

G U A R A N T E E D

THAT NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN RTZ BY THE END OF BOSTON, WHILST ALSO BEING AN OBJECTIVITY BETTER PLAYER

>>162001547
You only forgot Wings won TI.

>>162001886
yes that is literally point, they did relatively poorly at ti group stage and won it pretty convincingly

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>>162001547
Yea but they have ShaDow who is an asshole that pubstomps my 3K unranked games

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>>162001529
they'll beat VP too

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>>162002076
>WE CAN'T BEAT COL BUT WE CAN BEAT VP.

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>>162001638
>I still could play it all day.
>I still hate the game so much

reminder that the entire tournament is the lower bracket and eg will win

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how do people actually have the motivation to try and gain mmr in dota?
>endure countless miserable matches, probably only get +50 per playing session if they are lucky
>the points you work for have the potential to vanish via 1 or 2 bad streaks, maybe even in a single day
high mmr players are either gods or psychopaths
b9 is a good example, I think he's dropped to 4k a few times this year

>>162002120
to be fair, it's not unheard of for a team to have a bad match up vs a shit team, but still be able to beat good teams. Pretty sure that col and eg are basically scrim partners for life


EG are still gonna lose tho obviously, just it wouldn't be a 'wtf' moment if they did end up doing well

>>162002120
CoL couldn't beat LGD but they could beat EG. Bad matchups

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>>162001101
>tfw you lost 2 Official Major BO3's to Monkeysforever

>>162002076
>beating Ilya "Support Weaver is higher networth than your carry" Ilyuk
>beating Vladimir "5 rampages" Minenko
>beating Punished Alexei Berezin
delusional little faggot

>>162002289
EG also can't beat OG so even if they beat VP and Wings they still have to face Col again or OG, no escape

What are your favorite gulag copy-pastas? I like the legion and the adelaide ones.

>>162002369
>TFW 16TH PLACE AT

>T >H >R >E >E
>H
>R
>E
>E

>VALVE EVETNS

how fucking ironic is it that eg's poster boy is literally the fucking epitome of a honeypot player

>>162002369
this image is photoshopped
I can tell from the pixels and artours hairline

>>162002247
b9 is a psychopath neet who plays dota all day
any questions?

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hey guys i have some questions for you (two precisely)

first, has the commentators and casting improved or become worse from the recent competitions?

what are you thoughts on how to improve casting and commentary?

Bring back PPD already Cr1t is garbage as a captain

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What if every hero could stack aghs, increasing their given bonuses with each aghs?

>>162002498
whens the patch

>>162002428
What's the adelaide copypasta? I've only seen you guys posting "adelaide?" with anime pictures, never a full text

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>>162002460
>there are literally SEA literal whos that have a better track record at valve events than rtz

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>>162002583
>Dual-Wield Tony
THIS IS THE NEXT LEVEL OF DOTA

>>162002661
Lurk more newfag

>>162002583
>Pick Luna
>build 6 aghs
>press R
>400 lasers fire from space and kill everything on the map

>Techies
>can chuck remotes 2000 distance
>each one deals 1500 damage

>Tusk
>literally kicks you from the game

>Will Ferrell is making a movie about exports

Thoughts?

>>162002804
it will be shit and everyone will laugh at us again while the media panders the fuck out of us at the same time

>>162002583
>void
>literally 0 cd 10s long chrono
wtf

>>162002804
I hope he makes everyone mad and portrays it like the babby tier garbage it is

>>162002804
>exports
Is this about Sumail?

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>>162002804
what kind of exports?

>>162002552
panel is shit, casters are pretty bad too but they're more or less the same. except LD he's really gotten worse

the issue is that the scene wants both a good caster and a e-celeb which makes it hard to try newblood or even find it in the first place. the easiest way to improve this is to invite ex-pro players to take over these jobs. LD the jew of course is too cheap to give them a stable income so most of them just become coaches

>>162002881
>>162002943
Sorry. My phone auto corrected. Esports

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>>162002881
underrated post

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What is the Dota 2 equivalent of this?

>>162002804
Exporting what?

>>162003017
like... a documentary? or is he going to learn how to play a fake esport and it'll be like dodgeball: the movie?

>>162002881
wouldn't he be an import

>>162003105
No, it's basically he's fear (old and about to retire) and it's a comedy

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>>162002881

>>162002552
no its gotten worse, sheever is allowed to talk on a Valve Major for some reason

>>162003170
Fear is 26

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GIVE ME YOUR JUGGERNAUT BUILDS

>>162003227
They are playing on the meme that once you get to that age you can't react as fast as the Youngs so you gotta retire

>>162003260
jungle Jugg

max Healing Ward

Item Iron Talon

>reddit getting redpilled about the MMR inflation that boosters/account buyers make

wew lad, is there hope?

>>162002583
>Global Sand King stun
>Full hp -30 second cooldown Axe ult
>400% cleave to every one on the map drow ranger.