Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>buy early mek
>20 mins later
>other support has bought mek!
Explain this dotards?

>>161946808
That's not news

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>>161946827
You're the only constant in my life nagaposter

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I came boys.

Although I forgot to use my Mjolnir..

Also fuck this NP and Nyx, they gave up for the majority of the game and only started playing when we managed a few lucky fight wins, why do people like this exist?

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>>161947060
Hey Red good to know you haven't abandoned us just yet thanks for the faps

>grant gets home from work & gets right into casting
based

Guys what the fuck you haven't come up with a new meme in 4 months. This place is identical to how it was since i last came here

>>161947289
dude, blue board. At least spoiler that shit

>>161947336
you can't rush memes bro

>>161947390
a meme doesn't take 4 months to forge. This is shitty memeworking

So what is the sauce for
>>161878121
???

>>161947075
>Nagaposter
>Constant

He only started again a while ago.

If valve has been making the game easier, why are you still a 3k shitter? check m8 trencheists

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Apologize.

>>161947379
That's not even nudity. What are you a fucking mormon?

>>161947607
>fave heroes nerfed by memedrops
>can't expect someone else to ward

>mid and safelane both feed and get raped
>win a fight though coordination
>le memback activated
>win all next fights and win the game

i still think memeback is too strong
Are you ahead? better not wipe team but have 2 of your team die or else the enemy will end up with more gold than you got xdddd

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This game and it's community used to be good, I've finally had enough, goodbye /d2g/, this will be the very last time I uninstall this piece of shit

Daily reminder this general is absolute fucking garbage.

>>161947775
this general solely exists for esports funposting and it's literally 30 hours until the next non-honeypot e-sports.

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>>161947775
>tfw /d2g/ used to be the fastest general

All good things must come to an end.

>>161947464
>>161947767
>>161947775
Reminder that Valve is intentionally starving us of content in hopes we'll gobble up the Monkey King arcana because it's been so long since we've see anything.

Patch limbo always kills /d2g/. This patch limbo has been 3 months longer than it should be (you know like staying out in the sun 3 months longer than you should be).

>>161947638
I see the outline of a vagina, black and white isn't the easiest to differentiate

>>161947289
FFFFRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

>>161947961
Only during major/TI matches

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>stopped playing dota for a while
>finally started playing again today
>some guy with a mic goes Techies
>AIII CARANBA
>NO ES BUENO
>AI PAPI AYUDA ME
>OH NO NO ES BUENO
>for 30 minutes he just keeps shouting this stuff over mic
>Reason: he thought our mid was a beaner so he instantly thought game was lost and he had to blame him for everything
>wasn't even a beaner, everybody spoke english

Are the new cosmetics radioactive? Did the entire community develop brain tumors, or am I suppressing some memories and it's always been this awful?

>>161947775
vg is full of 2k mmr

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STUPID DOTARDS WHERE IS PATCH

da fugg dotards :DD

>>161947931
I believe you that the current lan isn't a honeypot, but then why do we have all these waifuposters and EG shills saying it is every five fucking seconds?
Seriously can we actually talk about the fucking game instead of posting about how badly you want Drow/Mirana/TA/WR/Lina's futa dicks shoved up your asses? I don't even give a fuck if you're gay take that shit to fucking /r9k/ or some shit.
Why is 10% or less of this general the absolute shittiest of shitposting, the gayest of gayposting, and the waifuest of waifuest posting?
>inb4 u mad bro?
Yes I kind of am, because I can't come to a Dota 2 general and talk about Dota 2.

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this thread is so cringe

>>161948332
You're back to playing the game?

Buy some of those new chests! And if you also get a Battle Pass, you're still in time to make the predictions to the Major!

Buy up and get into the "DOTA scene" like a Pro!

>>161948187
and patchu day

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>>161948502
is it time?

>>161948490
>>161947931
I mean why is 10% of this general actually talking about content, gameplay, etc.
We all know r/dota2 doesn't talk about that fucking shit because they can't stop guzzling SirActionSlack's cock for two fucking seconds.

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>EG is shit
>Liquid is shit
>like 30 random chink teams with souless players
>no good teams left to cheer for

Dotards...

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

I cant even tell if ranzes666 is good or not because everyone else on vp outshines him individually by far

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reminder that this is an esports general

>why is nobody talking about the game when we've been on the same patch for basically a year

gee I wonder

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>mfw nobody bans my arc warden anymore

R.I.P Icefrog you will be missed

>>161948791
h-he got nerfed
he's unplayable now!
...r-right?

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These violent delights have violent ends

>>161948754
why do we need a new patch? since when do we even talk about dota? we don't even talk fucking discuss heroes or item builds, we just shitpost

>open d2g
>half of the thread is filtered

wew

>>161948754
So talk about that. Talk about other heroes. Talk about heroes unused now, no matter how shitty.
>why is techies not picked?
Ok, he is a shit hero? Why? Why is he a shit hero?
>who is the best mid currently?
"Well I think QO is." "Actually, I think Maybe is."
Okay, why he is he better?
>what do you expect in the coming patch?
>what abilities will monkey king have?
>will jugg arcana be worth buying?
>will they nerf sd luna drow?
>who will get buffs?
There's literally hundreds of topics to talk about yet dozens of people in this general would rather post sheever webms and talk about how badly they want Dota 2 heroes genitals inside of them. Is there not something wrong with that? If you want dicks to look at just go to /r/ or /b/ or half of the other boards.

>>161949002
hello newfriend

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>tfw no juggernaut hero

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7 MORE SLEEPS REMAINING

7 MORE SLEEPS REMAINING

7 MORE SLEEPS REMAINING

7 MORE SLEEPS REMAINING

7 MORE SLEEPS REMAINING

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>tfw next patch will allow stupid medigans play dota in their stupid consoles

Are you ready to fullfill the expectations and demands of an entitled bunch of overweighted passive-aggressive sissy whitebois?

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which hero is the most
v a p o r w a v e ? ?

>>161949107
Shut the fuck up.

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>>161949134
>blacks will finally play Dota
im ready

region lock + solo queue, revert to old dota 2 not this janky reborn glitchy fukfest that runs like SHIT

no more memeback and memefight and league of legends items

if theres none of these in the next patch im done

>>161949197
lesh, next question

>>161949134
thats dotas community already, so yes.

>>161948971
No he's broken as all fuck in pubs and he will be cancer once he enters CM no matter what anyone says. I've gained over 1k mmr purely playing mid arc and storm.

Remember everyone thought ember was shit before he was in CM and then become complete cancer when people figured out to play him?

>>161949197
ET

Phoenix is the most future funk though

jesus the state of this fucking game

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>takes your tower

I can't bear it
I need to see EG getting eliminated first round right fucking now

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>>161949051
Maybe they don't want to talk about the bloated, beaten, maggot ridden corpse of the thing they used to love you fucking faggot. It's not fun to think about how fun something used to be and how it's so fucking awful now and every decision made on its behalf makes it harder to enjoy.

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Odds: 6.89 is great
Evens: 6.89 kills Dota

>>161949529
So then leave the fucking thread and go do something else if you're that fucking disgusted of the game. It's that fucking simple you fucking melon.

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>>161949529
>>what abilities will monkey king have?

>>161949134
Is this a prediction or is Valve being an absolute madman again?

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>tfw no templar hero

>>161949782
Who is Omniknight

Stop insta-locking mid and try a support for once you shitter

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>tfw no superior evolution hero

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>>161949502
>takes your virginity

>>161949994
why isnt there a dota hero that evolves as you level up its ult?

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>>161950115
because Valve can't into original game design

>>161949529
if they dont want to talk about it then why do they come to the general about the game lol

>>161949994
australianprimetime.png

>>161950115
>tony

?

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>>161950221
Esports run this shit

tfw we're all going to die eventually
i don't want to :-\

>>161949782
>playing a game made by a guy named ABDUL ISMAIL
>where the top western players are named Syed Sumail Hassan, Amer Al Barqawi, Omar Aliwi, Mohammad Almheiri, Kuro Salehi Takhasomi, etc.
>where there is a literal ASSASSIN OF TEMPLARS hero
>and techies

Delusional. Time to prep your syrian refugee masters, you cuck.

Damn I've been watching the groupstage replay s of OG and I gotta say Jerax is really fucking good. goddamn is he one of the top supports right now?

>>161950357
true

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only 34 more hours lads

>>161950357
>this is the average australian

Hahahahahaha, no wonder they shitpost so much

>>161949686
>>161950221
Because no one talks about the game? I haven't played in weeks, Esports is the only thing that draws me here, that and bad habits. This game is awful for your mental health and once I was able to admit I only played it because of how much I invested in learning and giting gud, it was easier to realize it's more of a cash grab than LoL.

It could have been good. Any money Valve has made from the game gets put into better matchmaking and balance and it could have been a paradise.

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>tfw to intelligence to play Dota

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>>161950570
reminder this is literally adelaide

>>161950646
>to

>>161950572
I agree that the game is toxic as fuck, but can't the same be said for this general?

>>161950890
What's wrong, can't handle the banter?

smash going ham

>>161948738

That's Red's style alright so why is it that I can't find the source in his tumblr? Is it a fresh commision?

>>161951070
last thread family

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post top 10 Dota plays I'll start

>>161951147

Thanks boss.

>>161950962
If I couldn't I wouldn't be here arguing with someone who just told me he can't handle playing a videogame.

>THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD LITERALLY NOT WATCHING GRANT RIGHT NOW

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>>161951603

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>Not watching our boy play silencer on grant's stream

what do we do about all these shitskins playing our game

>>161947708
Judging by the competitive scene I would say no.

You deserve to lose if you feed 3+ times after being extremely far ahead. From the games I remember the only times I had a bounty about 500+ was when I was absolutely fucking wrecking everyone.

Play bat get a tranq, boots, linkens, force, and working on shivas by 20.

If you feed at that point and give the game up its your fault, and the other team still has that vulnerability too.

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>01:50
>still no sleepy

What kind of doter should I pick in order to help me to sleep?

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>>161951884
Bane

>>161951884
techies and kill yourself in the game and in real life

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>>161951884
1. Pick Techies
2. Fart around creating stupid mine traps for 20 minutes while you nod off
3. At this point you can safely fall asleep and it doesn't matter. Just park yourself somewhere that you will continue to gain XP at least once every 5 minutes so you aren't assessed with an abandon.

>>161951884
I honestly don't know what goes through your mind to make a post so retarded, do you actually believe you are a 12 year old cartoon little girl? if not why type like you're fucking retarded?

>>161949529
Jesus christ.

Get help man. No one should be so masochistic that they feel THAT badly about a game and still can't get over it. Just fuck off to LoL or something.

>>161952062
holy fuck im laughing

>>161952062
anime is a mental illness and also makes you bad at dota

>>161952062
Why? Is the sentence incorrect? Please tell me because I don't notice mistakes...

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>animeposters

>>161952376
so... /d2g/?

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>he comes to the 'chan even though he dislikes Anime

>>161946827
>>161948408
>>161951805
>>161951884
>>161952541
stay on your containment board
>>/a/

>>161948502
>>/mlp/

What time do e-sports start on Wednesday?

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>>161952130
I just don't have Valves cum in my eye goyim. I played TF2 before it went to shit Valve started fucking it for profit from every angle. It's the EXACT same with Dota just on a much larger scale. I played Dota when it was good and I can't downgrade to LoL because of it.

I only watch and shitpost now. I have moved on mostly, no desire to play with Peruvian account buyers every game just to get upset at a number in a videogame.

>>161952376
>SEXUAL ASSAULT

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>>161952912
>Sheever
>a horse

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Is fun unfair, /d2g/?

>>161953026

>>161950382
I thought Templar Assassin was an Assassin who is also a Templar

>>161952331
Yes the sentence is incorrect.

"Still no sleepy" is not a actual sentence

>>161952541
There's a difference between:

>hey dude I like anime

and

>hai guiz *posts little girl cartoon image to convey my obviously delusional tranny fantasy* wut u doooiiinnn i iz sleeepy :D ^.^ meow

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Valve wont release patch notes till after the Boston Major

>>161953179
>Covers face
>plants IEDs
>hides from infidels
>will not diverge information about her insurgency

Think again, bub

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>>161953402
In that case your problem is not with anime per-se, so what's the point of your post then?

>>161953685
whats the point of your post, honestly animeposters are on the same level as mlp

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>still no triggy
>watches anime pic
>suddenly mad as hell

Uh? Why...

gonna play 1 more game tonight
next reply decides what hero/item build i go

>>161953957
bsj inspired slark

>>161953957
Nyx Blink Dagon Eblade Aether Lens

>>161953685
No, the problem is with mentally ill people like you.

Oh and before you argue that you aren't mentally ill, I guarantee you if I showed your 'collection of anime pictures' folder to your neighbors or classmates or w/e you interact with other than pillow girls they would think you are a freak too.

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>tfw someone finds out I play dota

>>161954265
That's only bad if they play dota too and want to play together.

I have to stay almost permanently offline from steam because getting invites every fucking minute.

True suffering.

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>lose two series to coL in a row
>as a direct consequence of that double shameful loss combo, your fucking bracket is WINGS first game VP second game, the two best teams right now
What's the appropriate suicide method if you ever find yourself in this position? Do you even need to leave a note?

>>161954417
do nothing and say le for the boyz xDDD

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>>161954081
>he doesn't have a pillow of his waifu

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>>161954417
>boston mattering
:^)

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>>161954081
>No, the problem is with mentally ill people

I agree! The problem is people posting things I don't like...

Like Anime! Or something else, poorly written sentences maybe? I-I don't know actually but still...

Y-You are retarded!! ^_^

can someone post the brackets so I don't have to leave my d2g safe space to find them

>>161954506
>he unironically paid 80+ USD so he could hug a cold, uncaring, limp, piece of fabric
s.mh t.bh f.am

>>161954553

>that feel whenever EG does shit its a "honeypot"
>that feel when literally every tournament now until the end of time will be a honeypot

Feels bad man

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>>161954590
here you go

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>>161954705
me on the left

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>>161954590
rip EG np FL

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>>161954705

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>>161954736
>Beat Wings, VP waiting for you
>Beat VP, OG or Col waiting for you
>tfw the group stages DID matter

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>tfw no money for anime pillow

I could be fuckturbating my qt Anniemay waifu instead of triggering redditors in the 'lag

What hero should I pick in order to get free money?

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>>161954646
>knows the exact price and build of a body pillow
baited for this exact response

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>start buying stick on every single hero
>cant even count the numebr of times it has saved me
how the FUCK is this item balanced

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post dota heroes you could beat in a fight

I'll start
>io

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based imagebros

textposters on suicide watch

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>>161954862
>post yfw CoL beats EG for the 3rd time in a row and eliminates them

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>>161954970

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>>161955001
I like EG but gaddamn that would be funny

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>>161954970
do you even lift?

>>161954919
you could say the same thing with raindrops as well, it's saved me a stupid amount of times from heroes like lion and storm

>>161955107
bet you couldn't beat io

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>>161954970

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>>161954970

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>>161954970

>>161954907
>80+
>exact price

Failed math in middle school, I presume?

So, let's get this straight:

>plays dotard 2
>bad at math
>bad at literature
>likes anime
>actually has a folder of 'toon girls

Anything good in your life?

>>161954002
Why build blink when it gets rid of his ulti

Another epic thread.

Shoutouts to reddit.

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>>161954970
brewmaster

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>>161954970

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>>161954970
brewmaster

>>161955390
>>161955561
>>161955672
>>161955707

i think brewmaster would beat you guys and you are being clowns right now

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>>161954970
brew

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>>161954970
brew

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>>161955390
>>161955561
>>161955672
>>161955707
>>161955798
stop the pandaposting pls ur scaring away all the good heroes

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>>161955950
what if Aghs gave you global powershot

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>>161954970

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>>161954970
brewmaster

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>>161954970
Mangix

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>>161954970
Mannix the Brewmaster

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>>161954970

brewmaster is a garbage hero

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>no boobmaster hero

what if aghs let you beat up your bullies at school

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QUICK
POST YOUR FAVORITE EE WEBM

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>>161956765

why is icefrog so autistic about pl

he either gives him 5 agi gain or 2 and just alternates

why does he insist on making him either megacancer or useless?

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>Drink water
>Literally pissing from the dick right now

how do i make this stop

>>161957167
because no one likes playing vs him

sorta like earthspirit, the hero is just cancer at his core

>>161957282
clog your dick

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doturds?

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>>161955269
>Lina has an anime
>Crystal Maiden doesnt

>>161957603
adelaideturd?

In my last game, i had someone try to justify rage buying back, and going SK mid

How's your night dotards?

>>161957603
marmalade?

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>>161957603
ana?

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>>161957671
CM has a western anime

>>161957860
Put a wig on him and literally looks like EE's '''''girlfriend'''''

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>grant finished streaming

well lads what now

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>>161957724
>>161957857
>>161957860
adelaide

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Bruno will be hosting the Main Event

>>161958032
Our guy CLQ is streaming

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>>161957839
THIS JUST IN

HE'S A "PROFESSIONAL CASTOR WHO WILL BE CASTING THE NEXT MAJOR"

>supporting with AA
>friend randomed Oracle
>we're supporting a spectre in a trilane
>he keeps tanking and pushing the creep wave for absolutely no fucking reason
>He's almost always looking for kills, never farming
>got a couple of early kills and had more networth on AA for the first 28 minutes
>He goes ring of health, treads, 24min diffusal and then starts a radiance (no vanguard)
>his only team fight usefulness is using diffusal charges on enemies
>the enemy silencer uses his ultimate every single fucking time I shoot my tracker
>we get into a bad fight near our base and lose 3
>they all buyback and die in a really stupid fight losing us the game

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>>161954970

Literally useless at any level, real or imagined

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so we have to accept higher MMR spread in games for no more parties in solo queue?

fuck you valve. playing with 4.4k MMR shitters is miserable

>4 teamfights in a row where I'm stunlocked to death but the rest of my teammates have such severe tunnel vision that they can't hit the healing ward next to them

fucking epic

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Who actually here stopped playing dota but still posting because of esports?

I quit a year ago when players started this fixed position or get reported. Tried to get back by doing winter compendiun quests but now at 3rd compe the quests are the same, time limit etc.

Why is this game a fun to watch but worst to play
Community is 100x toxic compare to when i play in beta days

>>161958636

There is no such thing as solo queue retard.

>>161958743

there is since saturday. i havent had a single party in my games but the mmr spread is higher now

>>161958709
im sure it's reddits fault

>>161958772

Feel free to give me some proof-a-doodle-doos, otherwise you're full of shit.

>>161958850
>>161958850

how about you go fuck yourself. play the game a bit and you'll see it's as I said.

>>161958907
i got a bunch of parties

>>161958709
Try getting a higher behavior score, I never have those problems. My randoms are only shit, not ''''toxic'""

>>161958907

Hey, every since Saturday I've been seeing player models replaced by dog dicks. It's true, play the game a bit and you'll see it's as I said.

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>playing before the patch hits

>>161958969
No thats just everyone and their mother picking sven

>>161959035
>blaming your losses on the patch

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which hero is the most:
>black metal
>vaporwave
>folk punk

you have 10 seconds to answer

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>>161959297
>black metal

>>161959484
*crowd laughs*
I wonder if he an heroed yet

So how huge is this patch gonna be?

Is it gonna make dota great again?

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post monkey king

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>>161959840

>>161959730
>again

>>161959297
>black metal
lycan
>vaporwave
earth spirit
>folk punk
bristleback

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THEY PLAY LONE DRUID
>lets get radiance and be nothing but an impotent spirit bear! XD
>loses

THEY HEAR THE WORDS OF A FALSE PROPHET
>Lets play him as a carry hero
>Oops I meant ranged carry hero
>*levels stat points instead of skills*
>*is a ranged creep with +40/20% ms/ias and nothing else*
>loses

NOW LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF THE TRUE PROPHET
>LONE DRUID IS A CARRY HERO

>>161959297
>black metal
doom

>vaporwave
enigma

>folk punk
bristle

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>>161959730
>Monkey King was a false flag
>it's actually going to be a Trump Hero

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insider bro here and here's some highlights for 6.89
>Oakrot will be the "2nd roshan" located in radiant top rune
>Tree mechanics with Wukong and other stuff
>Wisdom
>Wukong and Juggernaut arcana released
>trailer for the new event + true sight ep 3 + new female hero

>>161960470
>wisdom

youre full of shit

>>161960470
oakrot, what a retarded name

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>>161960470
I trust you implicitly my friend

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>>161960419
>tfw no Pence hero

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>>161954970
Brew

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>>161960779
literally

>>161958709
blame the fucks transferring from League, an even more shit game. It's like what the libtards are doing when they migrate from LA; they crawl from the cesspool they made and make another one in a nicer area

>>161960470
Is she a qt? pls this hype can kill me

When 6.89 launches, theres only going to be one hero without an aghanims scepter upgrade
can you guess which?

>almost every game has two junglers
It's not even that bad if you actually know how to jungle. Which is to say get a fast item and levels and use it to gank the fucking shit out of the enemy team and/or push down all the outer towers.

Like jungle Bloodseeker, most people just max Bloodrage and sit in jungle for 20 minutes when if you take him jungle and max Thirst first you can dive people behind tier 4s and blow the fuck out of their lanes. Hell, by level 4 if you go 2-0-2 you can just dive the enemy at tier 1 as long as you've got a nuke or two, or even if the enemy team just trades.

Passive junglers are fucking garbage, they just sit there and hit creeps while you lose all your tier 1s.

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>>161960470
why would there be intelligence AND wisdom heroes? whats the difference?

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>>161961252
if you think Tresdin is cute then yes :^)

>>161961297
Io

>>161961297
>Death prophet is the only int that have no ags and she will never get it

>>161961297
ck
the real question is which new aghs is the worst?
I'm going with am aghs turns his ult into aoe cast

>>161961605
>CK aghs makes up to 8 phantasms spawn

>>161961493
>>161961580
>>161961605
wrong
retards

answer was Sun Wukong
every other hero is getting an aghanims upgrade

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>>161961664
But where is the proofs?

>>161960779
Quas - A volt a day keeps the gay away
Pence gains bonus dmg and purges enemy heroes on every hit for a short duration

Wex - traditional marriage
Links two heroes of opposite sexes, whenever these two heroes are within 500 units of each they gain attack speed, armor, and dmg buffs

Exort - Passive - Conversion Therapy
whenever more than two enemy heroes of the same gender are within 500 units of each other they suffer MS debuffs and begin losing mana rapidly until they separate

Invoke - Passive - Pro Life
Any allied hero that just respawned can't be killed for X amount of seconds

>>161961657
Sounds like you could backdoor a T2 with that shit how is that bad

how do i win with clinkz? so hard to snowball when he is so squishy and has no real lockdown for solo killing

>>161961723
u got problems waiting 6 days?

>>161961732
>implying it would be bad
You could backdoor the entire base in less than 40 seconds with that.
Assuming you've stacked strength a bit beforehand. 100x8 damage every 0.7 seconds is a lotta goddamn dps.

>>161961797
Post an Aghs, if you're so great.

>>161961448
dumb cumiko poster

>>161960779
Puppet Strings
>Puppetmaster binds target hero with strings, slowing movespeed for that hero and himself. As long as the hero is bound to puppetmaster, neither can attack nor cast spells on the other. The bindings break if enough distance is put between the heroes
>8/10/12/14 duration, 4 cooldown
>slows by 15/20/25/30%. Slows stacks on self, but not enemies.

Marionette:
>Target hero is forced to attack nearby units, friend or foe. Will attack units in preference of enemy heroes, enemy creeps, then any unit
>A hero under marionette is controllable only for casting spells or using items, and casting spells only work if targeted in range and cannot be stop-canceled.
>If a hero doesn't cast any spells, he'll autoattack uncontrollably, but that hero won't cast on its own.
>EX a sven can still activate BKB or cast storm bolt on an enemy of his choice, but will immediately return to attacking and can't choose who he attacks or run away or cancel his attacks.

Iron Maiden
>Curses target hero with a puppet version of itself that hits it for the same amount of damage it deals to enemy heroes (reflection like blademail, but for all heroes hit by that hero)

Ragdoll (ultimate)
>Target hero is instantly turned into a limp ragdoll and becomes completely uncontrollable. Attacks by the puppet master on that hero will throw him around helplessly, bouncing off trees and dealing damage to allies he collides with. Lasts 3.5/4.25/5 seconds.
>If Marionette is used on a hero under ragdoll, it will attack uncontrollably while still being thrown around, and that hero cannot cast spells or use items

>>161961773
build damage

>>161961864
>Post an Aghs, if you're so great.
you wanted krobeluses?

it applies 1 stack of witchcraft debuff every time she hits an enemy with an attack or spell
4 per second from siphon, 1 per swarm/silence, 1 per hit from ultimate

>>161961939
>making DP ult even more ridiculous
I don't even know what the debuff does but if it applies 1 per ghost that's like 30 debuffs a second.

>>161961297
Legion Commander
:^)

I'm actually pretty hyped up to get back into this game, i've actually been playing other shit and LOL ARAM for like 2 months now

>>161962062
>t that's like 30 debuffs a second.
if ur getting hit by 1665 physical damage each second you got short lived problems

>>161962075
>he played LEague/
unless it was to dumpster shitters with your friends whom have shit taste and skill, kill yourself

>>161961773
Build pure dmg after soulring+naked boots
Always say "g" in team chat so your ally will panic autoatk/stun your target, easiest way lose their attention to you is to make your ally a bait

>>161962112
Like I said, even more ridiculous.
You can still survive for a few seconds under DP ult focus if you've got stacked armor like a motherfucker, like a Sven with an AC under Warcry.

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Reminder that CLQ is actually doing something to save Dota instead of bitching on 4chin and screaming into the abyss like you retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA-rFPpBDr8

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>tfw someone from /d2g/ remembered your bday
Makes my heart melt and so happy ;_;

>>161954417
so when artard babyrage abandons EG (for the boys, no doubt) after they flame out in the first round, what team will he go ruin next? liquid maybe?

i could see him and zai replacing LULba and matumbaman if you ignore the whole unpleasantness with kuroky at TI5

>>161962112
post ck's aghs

>>161962201
like:
>>161960335
18410 physical damage to kill him

>>161962147
You should rephrase that because when you said pure damage at first I thought you meant build items that deal pure damage.
Which made me wut but it's also 2am so maybe I'm just sleepy.

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>Purge with this fake patch hype.
Can you not.

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>>161962231
Why does he use that goofy-ass voice modulator?

>>161962418
Shhhh Purge is funny

>>161962467
real voice is like Crystal Maidens

>>161962467
Insecurity

>>161962231
#boostgate

clq is the hero we deserve

>>161962418
ask him what krob's aghanims is

>>161962275
Yea i mean damage like deso,mkb, bloodtorn or daedalus.
Ignore his low hp cause you don't need to initiate a fight, You need a good position and don't forget to bait your ally.
Clinks is like sniper but best in midgame

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>>161962467
no one cared who I was until I put the voice modulator on

>>161961773
Aquilla - soul ring - deso - bkb/sheep/diffusal
Use soul ring and eat the biggest creep you can find in the jungle, satyr is your best friend
Then you walk around trying to find a lone support or someone who you can melt no matter what because lmao +150 damage
Then you win

>>161962697
[–]PurgeGamers 2 points 11 hours ago
I have no idea. I haven't seen the patch, only heard rumors. Was actually quite irresponsible for me to post this. I regret hyping up expectations around it when I'm not informed at all, just heard something. Quite trump-esque and irresponsible.

what did he mean by this?

>>161962639
Exo will autocast every 8 secs

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>Play Dota
>Stress yourself out and spend 4 hours having zero fun losing with peruvians

why do I keep playing this game. I know I don't like it. I know I'm gonna have a bad time. But I queue anyway....

>>161962820
this is the result of trumps america

>>161962843
but recasting exo kills all your spirits and they take 7.2 seconds to deploy
you'd only be able to hit with like 1/3 of the spirits a single time before they poofed
and only at low range

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>>161962820
>Quite trump-esque

>>161962820
he watches televised news corperations and takes everything at face value

>>161963018
im pretty sure he just uses reddit as his primary news source

>>161962253
rtz will not unless ppd literally kick him
matu is not bad its just miracle who always get the spotlight and kky want these 2 9k to work until next major

rtz in china is more believable than going back to a daed team like secret

>>161963134
im hearing rumors that he will move to team faceless as their mid

he is very good friends with icex3 and black so it might happen

>>161963273
im hearing rumors that your a dumbass, im pretty sure its true

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>need to do these last two quests to get the Bane outfit
Fuck. For some reason nobody on the enemy team wants to be an invis hero, and how the fuck do I do the Bane Quest? He's mana hungry as fuck and that's a lot of seconds of debuffs.

>>161963408
buy a soulring and max enfeeble.

>>161963408
Bane players always make a soul ring, how far do you have your head shoved up your arse

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>161963273
lmao theres no competion in SEA and no money
He can join any team C of top chinese team and earn double the prize of boston before TI7

>>161963482
Black is the worst player on that team, NutZ second worst.

When Iceiceice was starting a team in SEA, I didn't think he'd pick up the shittest carry player in the world.

what if there was a nether ward but for health?

>>161964047
he's better than ee

>>161964095
EE is shit, but black somehow found a way to be worse.

Like EE but a tunnel vision retard that can't even 1v9 and still thinks this game is stuck in 6.76 era dota

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>>161964087
what if Nether Ward was a good ability?

what if nether ward was the hero and pugna was the skill

what if Morphling can turn into a tree that cannot be eaten nor chopped

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what if there was ever a good reason to pick Windranger, besides it being fun to play her?

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>tfw no balrog hero

I have a Chemistry final in 5 hours, wish me luck Doturds

>>161948357
can confirm

>>161964406
>breasts
She's as flat as board m8

>>161964674
good luck

>QoP's E can't even kill ranged creeps at max level

What did Icefraud mean by this?

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>boosters using bots to abandon lpq games so they get gold to buy shadow amulet so they can afk and get exp for ranked

jesus christ

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>>161964792
He meant "enjoy losing 60% of the time you pick that hero"

>>161964784
OwO

>>161964819
how does this help the booster in any way shape or form

>>161965014
in order to sell the account he needs to calibrate at 4k, can't play ranked until you have x amount of trophy exp

uses bot games but then has to switch to real games, ends up in lpq but doesn't matter just needs gametime not wins

>>161964860
She needs boosts to her range.

She's a hero that has to snowball or is useless, but has short range on all her abilities except blink.
To make the best use of her abilities she needs to use blink to get close, but then she's at massive risk of dying because she has low hp and armor.

She's got low burst past the mid game too, dagger's dps is pitiful, scream does 300 damage and her ult barely does more than that.
She needs Aghs which doesn't significantly increase the damage of ult and just reduces its cooldown to the point that it's best to just use it to farm creepwaves and get a sheepstick so your actual carry can hit things and kill them while they're disabled.

>>161962231
His voice triggers me, but i agree

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>19 days before xmas

Nyahoo!!!
hohoho merry xmas