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>Symmetra's changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM embed embed embede embed embed

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Live Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752015856

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
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>>161876207
where were you when you realized console is hard mode and pc is the easy mode of platforms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3cCQfe3s [Embed]

Do you play on easy mode, /owg/?
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>>161876207
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
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>>161876320
/owg/ discord for salty McSalters
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BOOOSTED GARBAGE. This is a FTP game that you get ripped off paying 40$ Lets be clear it is stupid fun. But mostly just stupid. Its pure cheese. Terrible balance, junk maps, tons of points to hang your character up on. Characters have 1 hit kills that require no skill and kill your whole team? Really blizzard thats fun? Also crippling lag Ive never played a game without game breaking lag so I cant win unless I play lucio then I win 80% This is prrly the last game I buy from blizzard its basically just candy it looks good and even tastes ok but its really garbage. (0/10)
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Overwatch is just another example of how this industry moves to destroy what it gaming really means. You create an multiplayer online title with the proposal to cause addiction in the players, to make them spends a lot of money. Meanwhile, the good singleplayer games are lost with tons of DLC. I don’t approve and will never approve it. If you want to make a game, invest to make a really good campaign for it. Not everyone likes to play online. Overwatch is a failure. Blizzard wasted a lot of talent in this garbage and they did just for money (Activision screams in your ears). Unbelievable. (0/10)
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>>161876415
Even if this is copypasta, I wish I had see this before buying the game recently Definitely regret it.
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KILL ALL MEI SHITTERS
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Game just desigh to be f2p.
it look’s like robbery then you see only 2 game modes.
And this collection items – mostly boring junk. There’s nothing to achive
Game fastly become boring, lack of variety and all maps structure are same.
Dead ends and long corridors everythere. (1/10)
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I love Hana.
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>>161876415
>>161876524
DS and Uncharted cucks angry at overwatch for winning GOTY, kek
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How much 40$ is ?
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>>161876634
She's taken.
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>>161876524
>muh campaign
You mean that thing you'll spend 20 hours tops on and never touch again?
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>Wanna play Genji
>But want to play Tracer
WHAT DO?!
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* too simple
* too casual
* too slow
* graphics for little kids
* awful community
* nothing new or innovative in this game


Yes this game can be funny… for short time, there are better and cheaper games to spend time with your friends
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>>161876735
Uninstall.exe
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>That one guy who comes into generals just to shit on a game

salty mei shitter confirmed
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>>161876735
play Sombra :^)
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>>161876806
mei nerfs when?
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Are the inputs really tied to the framerate? If I set everything to low, will it make a difference, even for a 60hz screen?
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JUNKRAT BUFFS WHEN
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The new LFG feature on Xbone has been great for finding groups to do comp with.
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Aside from being one of the biggest wastes of time video games you could possibly play, Overwatch is anything but fun. With horribly balanced heroes and maps that share the same make up, the game is basically boring. Say you wish to try your hand at competitive; maybe test your skills with people of similar talent? Well good luck. Overwatch has a nasty habit of pairing you with other players that are multiple levels of prestige higher than you. Additionally, since the newest update, winning your ten games is equivalent to not even playing the game. Someone who wins 7 or 8 out of their games has the same chance of being ranked with players who have only won one. All-in-all, Overwatch is a poor excuse for an FPS with Blizzard once again trying to hop on the band wagon of popular game genres
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>>161876925
He doesn't need a buff, a good junkrat goes gold in damage every fuckin game.
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tracer nerfs when?
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>>161876415
>>161876524
>>161876612
>>161876959
>>161876612

here's your (you)
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This game is one of the most over hyped piece of shit ever made, come on, I have more fun playing 90's fps.
This game is just a poor copy of Team Fortress 2, there's no strategy involved, just mindless shooting and shooting without any tactic whatsoever, call of duty style.

Bad Things:
- No good single player mode (poor AI bots only)
- Bad and REPETITIVE gameplay overall
- Microtransactions (pay to win)
- Very high PC requirements
- Very expensive launch price
- Uninspired characters
- Weak weapons
- Extreme over hype
- Lag

Good Things:
None
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D.VA buffs when?
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>>161877039
Maybe once she gets a better bomb.
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Amélie Lacroix
>Xmas event: SOON
>tfw enough Overshekels to get everything
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This will be canon.
You're braced for the reveal in the holiday comic right?
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>>161876925
Why does everyone need buffs on all the easy to play heros

Embarrassing.
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Waiting for five minutes to get paired with a bunch of idiots who couldn't collectively solve the "square peg - round hole" puzzle has never been so much fun! Meanwhile, the other team is invariably an elite strike force with perfect team comp and coordination, and every game ends up a steamroll. Seriously, **** you and your **** matchmaking, Blizzard.
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>>161876925
Give Concussion Mine a 6 second cooldown, increases his mobility and damage in one go. That's it.
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Been mid 50s season 1, been mid plat season 2, somehow I place high plat and made it into diamond for season 3.

Is ranking up easier because I'm a garbage player.
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>>161876207
Jamison Fawkes!
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>161877174
More like nerfs. I want my waifu all for myself again.
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Welp
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While the game may be fun and polished, the fun falls flat after a few hours of game play. Playing it feels just like TF2. The only difference is the presence of cyber sex appeal and some skills which hardly stand out when compared to multitude of weapons in other FPS games. Matchmaking balance is not good, repetitivity gets you early, melee is pretty much non-existent. Critics must have been paid a lot to sugarcoat such a flat game.
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Road hog all damn day.
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>>161877421
Did you throw?

I mean how is that possible?
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>>161877167
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>>161877421
how
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>Hey anon! I got this Pachimari for you!
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Korean hackers are ruining the game. If you play from the US West coast, Europe, or South East Asia, you will be paired up with Korean hackers. In Korea, Overwatch itself is free. Players use "PC Bangs", internet cafes, to play and pay the cafe, which pays a royalty to Blizzard. Blizzard is actively profiting from the PC Bangs allowing users to download cheats, and letting the PC Bang operates do whatever. Normally this wouldn't be such a problem if you have cheaters facing cheaters. But said cheaters are coming over to the non-Korean servers to climb competitive ranked games easier. If they start to lose the match, they'll turn on obvious auto-aiming cheats enough to reverse the game and win.

Blizzard is making a LOT of money off of the PC Bangs and has no plan to deal with the cheaters. Do NOT buy a game where cheaters get the game for (mostly) free and are not banned.
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>>161877421
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>>161877535
This make me want to make a smurf account just to see what happens when you try to place, but preform as terribly as possible.
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>>161877421
are you physically impaired?
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I'd like there to be a separate purgatory gamemode called "Daycare" for people who are fucking bad. I want them to have to click the one and only button in the middle of their screen called "Daycare" so they understand how bad they are, and where they belong.
Dumpster these fucking mouthbreathers.
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I bought this game an in my second match the game was putting me up against people level 90+, there wasn't a single person in the game that was even on a similar level to me. Every single player had at least tens of hours into the game more than I did.
I'm told this is because the game enforces a 50% win rate, so basically I was being sent into hell because the people I was playing with were doing too good and they needed a good loss to bring them back in line. Great Blizzard, just great, that's a perfect way to introduce people to your game.

There are no dedicated servers that you can run yourself that's it end of story you're stuck with the enforced 50% win rate, as opposed to interesting games or good teams or even being matched up with players of a similar skill level, nope 50% win rate.
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Alright, /v/, if Doomfist ends up being a melee-specialized tank with solid damage, how do you think that would that shake up the current trends in the game?
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>>161877421
post a gameplay
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If you got money simply DONT buy overwatch. I wish I coudl have a refund for this :(
The game is like in an "alpha stage". Classes are TOTALLY unbalanced and there are a plenty of hackers with their aimbot ruining every single quick match.
I think this is another blizzard fail after diablo 3 ..... GG BLIZZ!
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good Pharmercy cosplay
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>>161877903
are we being raided by /palg/ right now?
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>>161877793
Not much since you also described reinhart.
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>>161877895
>this
>this
>this
I was playing on 1900 last season and it was pretty fun already.
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> no event pics leaks
it's save to say it comes out on the 13th at this point
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Overpriced, overhyped, little content.
Extremely unbalanced and dumb characters.
Amateur, unprofessional and dumb AF hitboxes.
Very unpleasant to solo players, literally unplayable and very much frustrating.

Game is fun when you just start and are learning. Once you're done it is extremely frustrating and anti-fun
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What would you tell Hana if you ever meet her?
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Horrible game, I don't know how people can enjoy this. It gets so boring after a few matches. The characters, the ambients and everything is so childish. The reason of all this hype and success is probably just the name Blizzard.
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>>161878085

>literally unplayable and very much frustrating.
>Game is fun when you just start and are learning. Once you're done it is extremely frustrating and anti-fun
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Daily reminder that sombra is NOT a dps

She's a stealth janitor

Her passive shows enemies under 50% health for a reason

She denies health packs and does a pick-a-boo in the covering spots when the enemy needs it the least

She's basically reaper for smart people.
If she doesn't do damage in your opinion, you're simply too retarded for her playstyle and you probably have a hard time with Symmetra too "because she sucks hurr durr"

t. Reinhardt main
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>>161878181
>>161878085

Fag of the Same variety.

>>161878169

"Please accept this humble offering of Doritos and Mountain Dew."
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>>161876827
never, she's obviously some higher up's favourite hero
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>>161877180
>Toss bomb
>Goes all of two meters in front of her

what the fuck is going on at blizzard hq
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>>161878331
Most likely everyone's

THE COMPANY IS NAMED BLIZZARD

HER ULTIMATE IS A, OH, I DON'T KNOW, A SANDSTORM?
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>>161877589
>Blizzard is making a LOT of money off of the PC Bangs and has no plan to deal with the cheaters. Do NOT buy a game where cheaters get the game for (mostly) free and are not banned.

It's a serious problem at the grand master rank, watching zonda and taimou yesterday, they had two games with hackers, and that was for the short while that I spent watching them.
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>>161877575
Looks like she got some fake titties for me too
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>>161878401

>Satan
>everyone's favorite

(You)'s! Get your (You)'s here!
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Best girl
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This game doesn't have any glaring bugs. It doesn't crash and is optimized fairly well. However the gameplay is trash. Every encounter in the game feels cheap. Every ability makes it feel as though the players has no control. Play of the games are dominated by people who push "Q" for their ultimate. Certain heroes can spam abilities to be successful, while others make the tiniest mistake and pay the biggest price. Overall, I cannot leave this game without feeling salty. I'd avoid this one if you like skill-based shooters.
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So many people could have just said no to this.

Artists could have said no.
Engineers could have said no.
Playtesters could have said no.
ANYONE could have said no.

But we still got literal shit: the hero.
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>this one autist spamming

lmao
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>>161878543
Source?
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>>161878676
But anon, Mei is best girl.
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Next nagging point: Matchmaking there is experience in this game. experience is gained by playing matches and, well, getting experience with the game. this means there is a big number that indicates a level of skill that this player is supposed to have attained. Now overwatch doesnt care at all. You WILL be matched with players much weaker than you or with players much much better than you for the sole purpose of creating relatively even win percentage, that enables blizzard to call their game "balanced".
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>>161876293
The fucking dream, my dude. Guy inspires me.

>has a soundcloud
Next thing i'll hear is that he rollerblades/ice skates and has dreadlocks.
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>>161878720
Literally every girl who ISN'T Mei is best girl.
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>>161878682
Are you sure?
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>>161878789
You're wrong, anon. I'm sorry to have to break it to you like this.
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SO MANY BUGS BUGS BUGS... and Who call it as shooting? It's more like lol. But match making system is worse than lol. Character balance is BAD. Just like lol. If you pick `weak' character, you will listen a bunch of swears. After the game, you push a report button. But nothing is changed.
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>>161878842
Who is this fuckboy and where did he come from
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So did Lucio get his legs replaced or is it like power armor?
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>>161878824
Yes
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>>161878905

Overwatch is superficially pleasing but the depth is nowhere to be seen. There are no alternate weapons for characters and they can only be played in one or two ways. Their abilities are far from original, borrowing heavily from a variety of games. To top it off, some abilities don't even require aiming. In an FPS. Do you see the contradiction here? A genre that's supposed to reward skill. In addition, hitboxes are completely wack. Simple google this (and look at videos about it) to find out how silly they are. Oh, a word about "progression" too. There is literally nothing to unlock except cosmetics. That'll surely help its longevity!

To summarize; a game that looks good on the outside but has very, very low depth and doesn't require as much skill as any budding FPS fan would want it to. This is pretty much Baby's First FPS.
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>>161878832
I hate to break your heart, anon, but Mei is objectively the only bad girl in Overwatch in the sense that she's awful, not that she's kinky.

Mercy is absolutely the kinkiest.
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>>161878664
>>161878181
>>161878085
>>161879021
>>161878842

Thanks for the review, IGN.com.
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>>161877638
I'm trying to do that now but it takes forever to get to 25. I cant play normally because I think the placements take your qp stats into account.

Been playing mostly attack torbs and symmetras and trying to purposely lose games so its taking forever to get to 25
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>>161878363
She's a wimp. Why else would she have 150 HP?
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>Black Friday Sale players are STILL SHIT
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>>161879157
>I cant play normally because I think the placements take your qp stats into account.

they don't
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>>161879219
People keep saying they do yet I never see a real credible source. I've been playing shit anyways just to be safe so that this isnt just a huge waste of time for me
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>>161879320
Why would they? QP is meant for fun or practicing heroes for competitive players. Stats are seperate.
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Does this game force you to lose?
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>>161878960
http://jujunaught.tumblr.com/post/153809917124/milfdva
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>>161878614
I think I played a match with you earlier. Did you place that spray?
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>>161879470
why
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>>161879470
>partially prolapsed anus
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>want to play Zenyatta
>he's instalocked before I even load in
>you're level 31 who cares about your picks dude
:^)
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>>161879649
>PC fats in charge of fun
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>>161879649
>0 healing
scrub
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>>161879712
too busy trying to kill
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>>161879649
>25% acc
>0 healing done

Nice.
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>>161879785
What is this healing done meme? Are you insinuating that I need to hog all of the health packs to be a good player? D.Va absorbs a lot of damage with defense matrix and I had a Harmony orb up my ass for most of the fight, being the only competent damage dealer on my team.
25% acc is because I kept trying to spray the enemy Pharah out of the sky.
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>>161879579
>>161879612
Did I not warn you retards?
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>>161876746
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>>161879841
Just use your damn healing orb Jesus fuck, it's not like it's gonna lower your dps and it'll actually help your team mates from dying.
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I think I did it. I think I got the lowest possible SR after playing for a few days.

1384.

there can't be anyone lower than me in here. I'm gonna just uninstall. it was a fun 100 hours I guess.
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>>161880080
Already beat.
>>161877421
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>>161880027
>use your damn healing orb
Ah, you think I was Zenyatta.
No, I couldn't play Zen because the level 81 "You don't get to make picks because you're not as high level as me" Zenyatta grabbed him first.
I ran D.Va
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Trying to get out of gold hell. Playing without microphone active should ban you from entering anything above wood. How the fuck you can spend 40$ on game but can't 5$ on microphone in TEAMplay game?
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>>161879514
a few hours ago, was with a group of people
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>>161880229
>but can't 5$ on microphone in TEAMplay game?
I never use my microphone cause I HATE that shit.
Senpai, I want to play the game, not talk. Besides, most of the time I play late and my wife sleeps in the same room so I cant anyways.
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>>161880229
>tfw diamond and never used voicechat once
>tfw as soon as i load into the game i press P and mute literally everyone
>instapick widowmaker cause widowmaker main and don't want to play anything else
>still got diamond

what's your excuse anon? that you can't communicate with your team? cute
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>>161880415
>playing Overwatch instead of fucking your wife
hmm
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>>161880503
She sleeps before me.
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>>161880503
>i'm a teenager and only think about sex
anon having sex everyday may be fun the first two years but it gets tiring over the time and as you go older you find other things more pleasureable than sex cuddling together is the best thing ever just feeling the warmth of the person you love is simply the best
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>got out of gold hell
>now im in platinum hell
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>>161880606
I wish I was a teenager so I could still pound that prime teenage pussy.
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>>161880749
You know, nothing's actually stopping you.
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I love platinum hell, it kind of sucks because I'm floating to the top now.

3 golds every game as d.va is just so much fun. The worst part is that every game I stomp is one step closer to playing against people who understand how to counter d.va.
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>>161880819
Except a bunch of laws?
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Is Overwatch fan music cool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peltmEe1uI4
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>>161880834
I just play Zenyatta and force the lowly golds to choke on my balls
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climbed out of silver as mercy. now to climb out of gold
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>>161880652
Diamond hell isn't much better either.
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>>161881042
I'll borrow a phrase from /d2g/
The trench never ends
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>>161880415
I don't want to talk either. I wanna give and receive useful info, like "widowmaker on our ass".

We don't have to became talk-buddies. Just win. And maybe in your diamond/grandmaster, people know what they should do and it's not useful, but in this gold pile of shit they're running around like braindead /pol/ kids with additional autism.
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How far has any sombra mains have gotten in rank. I got to gm with this street shitter
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>Play torb
>Torb it up
>Team gets mad as fuck, won't shut up about how I'm doing nothing to help the team even though we almost got through and I helped
>Eventually lose
>Get put on the other team
>Stomp them, potg, 5 commendations
>Enemy team salty as fuck
I don't get this that frequently, but it's nice when I do
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>>161881078
>diamond/grandmaster, people know what they should do

good one anon i can't stop laughing
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How do you guys warm up when logging in for the first time each day, in quickplay, arcade, vs. ai, practice course or just straight into comp?
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>>161881576
straight in
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>>161881078

>And maybe in your diamond/grandmaster

sorry anon but the trench never ends, even in grandmaster
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>>161881576
3v3 or custom game aim practice
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>>161881576

2 hours in the training range
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>>161881576
2 or 3 games in QP, maybe training range if I'm feeling rusty.
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>>161880415
Star_, pay more attention to Ashley.

Vidya games are gonna ruin your life, son
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I'm getting excited

tfw still get placed in gold
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>>161882243
since it takes into account your rank of last season, probably
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>>161881576
Custom game vs Ana, headshot only, until the retarded hitboxes and AI Anas start ratcheting up my blood pressure. Then I take a quick break and hop into some quickplay to get an actual feel for where I am in terms of gameplay.
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wow this thread is as dead as the game
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>>161882704
That's because we're all playing overwatch, right?
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>>161882704
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>>161882704
Fucking unf yes
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>Game crashes while searching for a comp. game
>Load it back up and banned for ten minutes for "leaving"
>All happened after a 5 game losing streak dropping 200 SR
Should I just kill myself?
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Why does Overwatch not have Quests like Hearthstone and Heroes of the Storm?

Stuff like "Deal 30 000 damage" or "Heal 30 000" or "Play Support for 20 min"

Give lots of 3-4 crates for the quests.
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>Volskaya Industries
>Yes, I love this map because I get to play Reaper
>enemy Torbjorn
>we have a 76 and Reinhardt
>Torbjorn's turret never goes down
>Reapositioning
>turret still there
>Fuck it
>fail miserably
>HAMMAH DOWN!
>destroy turret
>blow Torbjorn's head off
>enemy Ana and I are the only ones dancing around the point
>die
>team is still held up at the choke
>they trickle to the point and die during Overtime
>0 - 0
>DEFEND
>DEFEAT
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>>161878676
How many icicles to the head did you take today, Anon?
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>>161883212
>only 200SR
>"kill myself"
You fucking pussy. Drop 500SR THRICE, THEN come back. So I can bitchslap you with the SIX times I dropped 500SR and once for 700SR.
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>>161883314
You should play Reaper in Eichenwalde. On attack, there's this really prime place to teleport to to unleash your ultimate on the very last part. The chandelier where the enemy team tends to set up its defensive line.
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>>161883256
>Quest: get 10 final blows as widowmaker without scoping
>Quest: play bastion and don't move for at least 5 minutes
>Quest: get 20 charge kills in one game as reinhardt

When the game becomes less about winning and more about muh quests you've got a recipe for disaster
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>>161876207

Man why do OW fans have the most automatic art. Why are OW dads even a thing.
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>>161883464
>the most automatic art
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>>161883464
>Man why do OW fans have the most automatic art
>automatic art
what
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>>161883456
What if they made them organic? You get a prompt to play a random hero, and the game sets some internal metric for you to complete. You don't get told "Alright, whore for damage/heals" just "play this hero"
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>>161883464
>automatic art
You feeling okay, anon?
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>>161883434
I forgot to mention how our Reinhardt blamed me for the entire loss. WHAT THE FUCK goes through peoples' heads when they suggest Offense/Defense doesn't need their team and can just activate my fucking Sharingan bullshit?
Yes, our 76 was fucking stupid but to suggest I could have done something when my team afforded me zero opportunity to do something seems like mental retardation.
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>>161883456
I still don't have The Car Wash achievement for Symmetra. Not because it's hard, and not because I don't care about achievement, but because it's a retarded utilization of turrets. Achievements, or quests, or whatever, shouldn't be encouraging anything that would make players deliberately choose not to play well.
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>>161883464
>automatic art
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>>161881243
So you ended up wasting your time and ruining a few people's day because a comp team doesn't want you to play Torbjörn but you tell them all to go fuck themselves. If you are fighting for the acceptance of Torbjörn players on attack maybe that is a good course but if you are trying to rank up you shouldn't piss off your own team even if you pay them back later.
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If I was Hana's boyfriend, I would cook her dinner everyday and set up her stream for her
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>>161883862
>Comp
This was QP dude. I could not give a single shit about competitive.

Also I do think torb on attack should be accepted if they're doing ok.
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>>161880441
If you communicated maybe you would be master?
Though I know that people bitch about Widow a lot and it's really distracting to me, so maybe you'd be gold idk.
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>>161883952
Of course, if it's working it should be accepted. If people begin to doubt it's working you should consider switching or calming them down if you want.

>qp
nevermind then
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>>161881042
>mfw cant get out of master hell
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>>161883314
>>161883649
Playing Devil's Advocate:
As one of the two DPS on your team, it's your job to kill the shit that needs killing. If the turret was your team's major problem and if your other DPS wasn't dealing with it, then it's up to you to switch to a hero who can.
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>>161883945
A korean girlfriend should really be cooking for her husband.
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>>161884098
But i want to be Hana's little bitch
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>>161883649
If you were having trouble with a turret and the 76 wasn't dealing with it, you should have gone Pharah or McCree to peek it and destroy it. If your other teammates won't make an important switch, it's up to you to pick up the slack. It's unfair, but necessary.
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>no shield rein works in low gold

fucking kek, its like they cant even aim
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>>161884194
same
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>people refuse to or are too stupid to destroy a turret or Bastion
>I'd switch to a character who could, but I'm either the tank or the healer at the moment and without me doing either they'd be chewed up and spat out
>spend entire match unable to get to the first objective and lose
>have a Widowmaker or Genji on the team the entire time this is happening

Enemy Pharahs are the same situation, it's like most players forget there's a Y-axis in the game. I've lost count of how many times I've had to shoot a Pharah out of the sky because my teammates are rock-stupid as fucking ZARYA.
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>>161884089
>>161884207
Yeah yeah. Really, though, with a team that fucking stupid would we have stood a chance at the second point, let alone during DEFEND.
>tfw just won a match as McCree
>3 - 0
>still feel like I'm learning him
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>>161884370
>have a Widowmaker or Genji on the team the entire time this is happening

How can they not disrupt the bastion?
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>>161884469
Because they're rock-stupid, that's why. A gerbil could play better than some of the people I end up with.
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>somebody else we matchmade you with left so you're being penalised for it

Leaving a match in competitive should just ban you for the rest of the season
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>>161884402
All teams are that stupid. Besides the turret, it sounds like your team had a problem with initiation. This is why teams sometimes just sit at choke points until they get ultimates.

If you just teleport around the flank or wraithform in, your team won't follow you. You have to signal to them somehow when it's Fuckin' Go Time.
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>>161883456
Have you played HOTS? The quests are pretty damn good
"Play Support"

Quests are not specific.
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>get 5 minute objective time as Dva on Gibralter
>all votes go to our healer

Objective time is always overlooked in comp...
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>>161883969
maybe i would get into master if i communicate but why should i?
i already know what they gonna say as soon as i pick widowmaker
>no widow
>widow?
>swap widow
>swap widow pls
>omg widow
>can you swap widow we need tank
>can you swap widow we need heal
>you get countered by winston why you still play widow?
i can only imagine how worse it would be if i would be in voicechat, actually i know cause i played once with a friend and he was in voice and he said they are telling me to swap widow the whole time and that they rage

i seriously don't want to distract myself with those kids, i only play worse if some idiots are talking into my ear with useless information nobody gives a shit about

wish my clan was still active from the halo2 and 3 days, the teamwork we had was so good, nobody talked useless shit and we only shared useful information over voice.
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>>161884830
>gold in damage, objective time, and objective kills with a silver in overall kills
>pharah busts out a "guess ill do it all myself."
>vote goes to the enemy hanzo for getting a quad with his ult
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>>161881223
P O O
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I N
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T H E
H
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L O O
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>>161884621
>If you just teleport around the flank or wraithform in, your team won't follow you. You have to signal to them somehow when it's Fuckin' Go Time.
I wish the Reinhardt had blamed me for that because then that would be true. But no, he, in no minced words, claimed I never wraithformed.
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>>161884595
Everyone can have something bad happen to them once in a while that isn't their fault. Power outage, hard disk dies or whatever. I think -50 ELO and incremental higher ban times is pretty good.
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>>161884920
I just got off an Anubis match. We had an attack Widow on the final point. She had Team Voice disabled, but I was watching the kill feed and tried to initiate as Lucio after she got a pick. Unfortunately, after a couple failed pushed, the enemy switched to triple tank, bringing our Widow's effectiveness to approximately 0%. Attempts to get him to switch DPS resulted in silence, of course.

Questioned over text chat after the match, the Widow replied simply "someone had to deal with the McCree".
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>>161884595
>Server got DDOS'ed
>Everyone's banned for the season
Good plan, now what are your thoughts on fixing Sombra?
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>>161884920
>I am being a burden to my team while making the game less fun for everyone involved and they don't like it, why?
It's a mystery anon

>wish my clan was still active from the halo2 and 3 days
Believe me, every single person you ever played overwatch with wishes that too
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>>161885323
Leave her the same, except Reaper has Norton antivirus and cannot be hacked
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>>161885434
Shouldn't Bastion, Genji, or Zenyatta have that?
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>>161885283
i had a funny match on anubis aswell once, attack 2nd points
>enemy team has dva, roadhog and reinhardt
>click on ana, click on zenyatta
>my team doesn't go in
>they both respawn then my team goes in
>lose
every single fucking time

if i would use voice i could have screamed that they should go in but i really don't want to waste my energy talking to literal retards that can't look at the killfeed while they all stand on the gate and do nothing

other examples are that my team never goes in no matter what
>nobody shoots at reinhardt shield except me cause nobody is doing it so i do it myself
>finally get it down, nobody goes in

or sometimes i wish that my reinhardt just charges in so the enemy reinhardt goes retard and drops his shield so i can click on their healers and dps but no 90% of the reinhardts i get never do it

playing multiplayer games is frustrating anon
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I mostly miffed that roadhog can hook through d.vas shield.
I haven't personally tested it on reinhardt, but i assume it actually blocks it.
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>>161877421
How?
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>>161885475
Those 3 have AVG but Sombra can bypass that.
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>>161885559
Damn, save some pussy for the rest of us.
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>>161885559
I laugh every time. Exactly what did this guy think was going to happen?
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>>161885529
He's one of her few counters so it's all fine, plus she can soak up damage just fine with her insane HP pool, second life and defense matrix.
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>>161885369
>>I am being a burden to my team while making the game less fun for everyone involved and they don't like it, why?
>It's a mystery anon

i never questioned this cause i simply don't care if other people have fun or not, the only thing i care about is having fun myself and i can only achieve that by playing widowmaker cause every other hero is boring as fuck to play, i just love oneshotting people
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>>161885494
>>click on ana, click on zenyatta
>>my team doesn't go in
That's the flipside of the Widowmaker hate. People who have no idea how to synergyze with one of their team. I mentioned that I watch the kill feed as Lucio and try to force initiation when we get picks.

I don't think there's much good advice for a Widow player who gets picks but then doesn't have a team that knows to initiate. I think you might be able to use a Lucio trick, though: Fly in first to lead the charge, then fall back when they follow you.
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>>161883641

Nice butt, terrible face though. Eyes are too small.
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>>161885645
But it makes no sense.
Her shield can block bullets and rockets no problem, but if theres a chain it shits itself?
Especially as it appears to be hardlight of some kind. In which case if it can repell fucking rockets and bastions turret mode a hook would do jack fucking didly.
I guess its just special. Coated in Australian spider venom or something.
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>>161885849
IRRADIATED Australian spider venom. It all makes sense now.
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>>161885603

You would have to be incredibly delusional to think that would work hence it must be a joke. A bad one, but a joke none the less.
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>pick third tank
>one of the other tanks thinks this means he gets to pick a second """dps"""

when will these "people" get banned?
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>>161885914

Can you pls stop doing that.
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>>161885914
>young japanese male taking a creep shot of a young lady
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Tanks do too much damage.
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post hetero ships

as god intended
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>>161885849
It's made out of refined Australium
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>>161886012
y tho?
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>>161885849
For that matter, why don't they just weaponize her shield such that it can delete the enemy?
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So I did absolutely horribly in my placement matches. Wound up going 1 win - 7 losses - 2 ties.

But I still got 2300 which is only ~200 less than last season.

Way I was hearing some people describe it, I was worried about losing 800+ ranking.
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>>161886080
STINKY
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>>161886169
Weaponizing hardlight would be dumb as it would need something to hold it together after leaving the barrel.
Easiest option being some kind of emitter. In which case you might as well just fire a bullet.
Making the shield do damage if you hit someone with it would be neat, but d.va has enough good shit atm.
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>KoTH Ilios ranked
>Decide to go Winston
>Enemy team decided to run Shimatards
>We roll over them because they can't escape the monkey dick and the God of Log isn't on Honso side this time

My team praised me but really it was just because the tardos wouldn't switch to counter me.
What goes through the head of these people to insist playing a character when they're getting their asses handed to them continually?
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>>161886074
I'd rather post canon. Everything else is degeneracy.
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Why cant fiction be real.
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>>161885942
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What's the best hero for climbing through elohell? It used to be Zarya, (or Tracer if you are a MLG pro high on speed), but I don't think that's the case anymore.
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>>161886338
Why are homofags so delusional?
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>>161886385
Don't worry, anon! If you keep your waifu in your heart, she'll always be there for you to give you strength!
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>>161886569
Your refusal to accept the evidence isn't my problem. But it'll be funny when it becomes yours and you start whining in the thread over it.
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>>161886385
put your faith in his campaign promise

but if his second year passes and hes still not on the project to build a portal to fictionland then we riot
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DPS of heroes if looked at over time when reloading is included.

This is simply what it would look like if all the shots would hit a target and no damage dropoff occurs with constant firing and reloading

* indicates that it can headshot reliably due to the precison of the projectile or hitscan
^ indicates that it can headshot but not reliably due to spread or scatter

>Soldier76 : 125 *^
>McCree: 93.33 *
>Pharah: 84.7
>Sombra: 106.67 ^
>Tracer: 120 ^
>Reaper: 203.6 ^

>Bastion: 61.5 *^ / 389.1 *^
>Hanzo: 125 *
>Junkrat: 132.98
>Mei: 39.1 / 63.16 *
>Torbjorn: 114.54 * / 138.46 ^
>Widowmaker: 86.66 ^ / 126.32 *

>D.Va: 168 ^
>Reinhardt: 75 (cleaves)
>Winston: 60 (cleaves)
>Roadhog: 163.64 ^ / 163.64 ^
>Zarya: 73.07 to 147.15 / 32.73 to 65.45

>Ana: 67.37
>Lucio: 60.95 *
>Zenyatta: 92 * / (with discord) 119.6 *
>Mercy: 80 *
>Symmetra: whatever

Some of these values are actually very interesting. Obvious outside of game context they don't correlate which hero is best but they do trend with certain things such as how long it takes to bust down a Reinhardt barrier.
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>>161886786
i miss black lex.
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>>161876207
Where do you guys practice heroes you are not great at? QP is too unstructured to do anything in, and I do not want to waste the time of people in comp with my shitty DPS picks
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>>161886558
Generally any hero that is capable of being effective without the support of the team. For example 76 is able to attack targets from short to medium range and heal himself. Phara is able to attack targets quickly and escape without much risk to herself. Roadhog is able hook squishys and heal himself.

Any hero you can play that doesn't need the absolute support of your team will fair better with a disorganized uncoordinated team.
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>>161879021
I keep seeing this guy everywhere but who the fuck is he?
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>>161886786
oh and Torbjorn turret does 28 / 56 / 126 dps at level 1 / 2 / 3
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>>161886890
Naruto fights are pretty cool, too bad you have to shift through 50 episodes of talk and filler before getting to one
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>>161886880
some SJW cuck or something

i remember that i first knew of him from reddit and people discovered him when he posted some typical sjw shit on his twitter or something
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>>161886890
This is something only a 12 year old Genji/Hanzo main would link
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>>161886898
I'm really wondering why they didn't allow torb to just upgrade to level 3.
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>>161886786
I got this out because as I was seeing Soldier every game because "muh dps" but Soldier feels like he's reloading all the time (and he is, comparatively), I wanted to see exactly how much dps he really was doing compared to other people.
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>>161886843
Depends on the hero. Sometimes I go medium AI when I'm just starting out, but for a few others I go right to quickplay. I actually couldn't learn Zarya until I tried playing her against real people, because the bots get mowed down too easily.
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>>161886980
>12
Naruto is watched by 20-30 yo. 12 yo watch stuff like Fairy Tales.
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>>161887096
>naruto is watched by 20-30yo

bro i have some news for you..
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>>161886786
>that Zenyatta DPS

god damn, he might as well be played in a DPS slot

where's genji
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>>161886932
Watched that shit when I was younger. Haven't seen slower plot advancement in any other tv series.
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>>161887126
People grow up. I started watching it at 13. I'm 27. Naruto is the DBZ of people born in the 2000's
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>>161887167
that literally still means it's a kids show, you're just a nostalgyfag and there's nothing wrong with that but don't delude yourself and tell it's a show for adults
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>Game says Diamond rank players won't appear in placement matches
>Diamond players appear in placement matches
bravo bungie
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>>161887167
Bro, it's 2016. No one who is 20-30 was born in the 2000's
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>>161887141
Waiting for his ult to charge passively
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>>161887141
>genji: 74.67 * / 96 *

I didn't include genji for reasons
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>>161886786
why not for symmetra?
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>>161886938
that tall hair and beard makes his already long head look really funny, the guy is amazing
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5cp when?
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>>161886557
I'm having a hard time imagining what kind of mega autist can go on typing this kind of stuff.
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>>161887247
I'm too lazy
also her numbers would be the most useless because every number she has is so intensely situational.

In the first second she does 30 dps, in the second second she does 60 dps, in the third second and onwards she does 120 dps and she fires for 14.29 seconds. Then she reloads for 1.8 seconds and falls back to level 2 for 60 dps for 1 second into 120 dps.

with a 5m range ability it's completely nonsensical to talk about doing 120 dps to something for 14.29 seconds.

I don't really feel like working through any more of it. her energy balls are 46.3 dps but again, it's really silly
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>On defense for temple of anubis
>Already have two tanks which is Roadhog/Diva
>Would really like a rein but let it be
>Lose the first point less then a minute in since both of them fucked off to fight on the offensive
>Get the blame saying I should went Rein


We still won but god damn they were fuckers.
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>>161886786
Further proof that Hanzo, Widowmaker are sleeper OP
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>>161886786
For a "sustained DPS" hero, Soldier's sustained DPS is actually dogshit. He's burst damage if anything. Most of his useful damage comes from helix, and the first few bullets before spread kicks in. If you don't wait long enough between bursts, the spread starts immediately again instead of 4 shots. Also his clip is tiny. He has to reload all the time
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>>161887598
>>Get the blame saying I should went Rein

You should have. Road Hog is a DPS for all intents and purposes.
>>
Christmas event this week or next week ??????????????
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So how do I improve my solo kill and final blow stats? I feel like I'm a pretty good Reinhardt but my hero score is 65%.
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>>161887725
Widowmaker right now is literally a better McCree.
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>>161887598
>implying three tanks isn't the new meta
lol

you need a Rein because it's Rein, you need a Roadhog to shred the enemy Rein and you need a Diva for Defence Matrix.
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>>161886074
marco would be more like genji
-loves karate
-vaguely weeb-like
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is the ddos over yet?
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>>161887204
There is no such thing as a "kid" show. The show is oriented toward teens, yes. But anybody can watch it. It's what I call a Jackie chan anime. Jokes and battles.
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>>161887779
yes
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>>161887802
Well, don't worry about solo kills and final blows, you're a tank.
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>>161887948

I guess so, but I'm so low in comparison to other Reinhardts, apparently.
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>>161887905
Wtf when did smash release an anime?
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Why does Blizzard hate Pharah?
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Anyone on EU can play with me or boost?

2k rank to 2500'ish

email me: [email protected]
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>>161887725
>Widowmaker
>sleeper OP

She's always been strong
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>>161887846
>Make Rein not be Rein anymore
>Make Roadhog not shred anyone anymore
>Why do we need defense matrix? Is it too good? If yes, nerf it
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>>161888057
Bronze tier here, how do you countar a Pharah with a Mercy up her butt in heals flying all over th place?
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>>161878917
Power armor
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>>161888125
>Pharmercy
two easy targets for Widow and McCree
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>>161888125
>aim at head
>press shoot
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>>161882704
Eldar fucking shits get out REEEEEEEE
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>>161887218
I'm a new player, doing my first placements and I've be matched against multiple people with gold weapons.

Seems a bit much honestly.
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>>161887227
Exactly? 00's people dont watch old shows like Naruto.
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>>161888246
gold weapons don't mean shit my m8
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>>161882704
Looks like a normal Warcraft character
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>>161888274

>>161887126
>>naruto is watched by 20-30yo

???
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Why does nobody ever think to stay inside Winston's barrier?

I see Genjis jump over it and Reapers going wraith through the barriers all the time. For what purpose
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>>161887905
Captain Falcon is holding back so much.
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>>161887992
I'm guessing you haven't quite gotten down the charge ability down yet. You can kill many heros in one hit. It's a real opportunity based attack, as charging in recklessly will get yourself killed, or aid the enemy by you not being with your team. Practice getting charge kills, and using the fire strike.
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>finally try sniper grandma for the first time tonight
>constantly dealing out the heals and doing poison damage to enemies

Holy shit. This sassy old lady is fucking amazing
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>>161888321
They're retarded
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>>161887227
Naruto was popular around 2003-2004. DBZ maybe 2001.
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>Remember Blizzard's matchmaking system is pretty good, it's pretty accurate, you get placed with similarly skilled players
Ahahahahahaha, oh man. Oh fucking man he's serious too AHAHA FUCK.
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What percentage of this general are console plebs? Specifically PS4 because I seriously want a comp team that isn't absolute shit for once.
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>>161888305
Must be Narutoboi96
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>one game away from diamond
>get grouped with 4 legit retards against a team of ult-combo tryhards
ENOUGH
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>>161888479
>only voice communication is the sound of a bong rip
>mfw this actually happens and Muselk has proof of it
Fucking
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>>161888479
>(You)
>Junkrat instead of tank or support

We deserve this
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>>161886786
>that Pharah dps

oh boy blizzard
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>>161888543
>calling someone a tryhard
>in comp
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>>161888056
It was the characters reveal for Smash. They made movies like this for most characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqToONjneUU
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>>161888584
Link
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>>161888380
>tfw born in 92
>watched dbz, dr. slump, sailor moon, yugioh, digimon, naruto, pretty cure, one piece

i miss those times, coming home from school and watch anime all day cause i had no friends and still have no friends
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Howdy
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>>161888591
Don't talk shit about Junkrat, he can do ridiculous work in the hands of a competent player.
The problem with going support is that nobody on your team is worth healing and going support will lower the overall team DPS by removing a solid damage dealer.
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Why are there so many ugly girls in overwatch

Maximum offender tier:
Zarya: Butch
Sombra: Looks like a recovering meth addict
Ana: Old bitch who looked meh even in her prime
Symmetra: Just plain ugly, looks like she's in her 40s. Could legitimately chisel with that chin

Slight offender tier:
Mercy and Tracer: Stupid fucking hair
Mei - Fatass
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>>161888641
https://youtu.be/z16JBtf1teI?t=5m4s
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>>161888649
sup
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Why do some characters have overloaded kits what is the justification for this?
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>>161888065
>>161888065
>>161888065
pls respond
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>>161888094
Why do people keep shipping characters that hate the fuck out of each others?
Tracer and Widow, Mei and Junkrat and so fucking on.
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>enemy genji unzips katana all the way
>gets slept
>wakes up
>unzips katana again

what
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>getting revived animation
>can see a nano 76 standing behind you as you go into your characters head
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>>161888705
because not every female character needs to cater to your fetishes
>inb4 ur a sjw numale cuck xD
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>Got Legendary Mercy skin from first few loot boxes
It's all downhill from here right /owg/?
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>Anoobis point B defence
>be cheeky breeky Pharah lining up my ult while enemy is pushing through the main gate
>random Lucio drops from the pillar and boops away our Genji
>also boops me just in front of a wall the second I press Q
>JUST-
>everyone makes fun of me
looks like I'll spend the rest of the day blowing up Ana bots with McCree again
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>>161888840
You know, that idea might just be crazy enough... TO WIN US THE GAME.
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>>161888780
I think Genji is the only character that get his ult back when put to sleep.
Same shit when he ult and dies right at the same time.
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>>161888765
sent ;)
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>>161880080

I started at 1900 and went down to 1000..
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>Dicking around as Lucio in QP
>Still get POTG
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>>161888817
Zarya caters to a fetish?
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Are supports still fucked by SR distribution when a match end?
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>>161888931
how is that even possible. Just pick Lucio and literally afk somewhere near the objective and it should place you at 1500.
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>>161888948
that's the exact opposite of what I said, you might want to read my post again
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>tfw the DSL connection is at 5 mbps finally and now I can play
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>>161888931
what is the typical match at 1000 like
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>>161888778
Because they look good together and it's fun.

>>161888735
Fuck
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>>161889030
You implied that Zarya doesn't need to cater to my fetishes, which implies that she caters to another fetish. If she does not cater to any fetish at all, then she is ugly.
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>>161889039
Welcome.
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>>161888989

Non stop losing, literally. My spirit is so broken and I can't believe how much I enjoyed this game at first and now just hate myself and it.

Even when I do good, we lose. I get PotG, we lose. I get 32 eliminations as D.va, we lose.
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>>161888859
>Anubis Point B Defense
My favorite part of my last match on that was a Pharah that just spammed rockets through the door from midway down the stairs mindlessly for whatever tiny splash chip she could get. At first she'd maybe build a bit of ult off of our Widowmaker, but then I figured out her precise headlevel and charged my Transcendence by slamming my balls into her face.
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>tfw the hero I'm best at is Mei even though I have like 5 hours played on Mei
destiny is a fat chink bitch sometimes
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>>161889039

>you need bandwidth to play online games

All you need is a clean ping and about 20kbps up and down.
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>our team's sr is worse
>we tilt them before the end of the 2nd round

>our team's sr is better
>teammates ends up switching to hanzo-tier heroes and throw the match

Curious...
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>always had to play healers and tanks in S1-2
>stuck in plat
>decide to instapick DPS
>start climbing
Huh...
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>>161889086
Every single character in OW appeals to one section of the SJW/Fetish community. I guarantee it. It's got to have the most blatant pandering character selection of any game at launch.
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>>161889086

But she isn't.

>>161888778

Why don't Widow and Tracer like each other? Is it like Roadrunner and Wily Coyote?
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>>161877421
thats nothing.

i placed at 799

good news is bastion is super viable down here
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>>161888321
Because the barrier usually doesn't stay alive for long.
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What is it about Hanzo that draws the faggots?

Is it he weebshit? Is it the bow? Is it the brainless foot scatter shot free kill?
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>>161889086
What I meant was that female characters can be made ugly and there's nothing wrong with that. Might've worded myself wrong.
Then again, I've seen enough of /owg/ to know that some people actually find Zarya attractive.
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>>161889096
Try Roadhog, McCree, Zarya. I had terrible placement matches and started at 1.6k (didn't play in season 2) and I worked my ass up to 2.4k with Roadhog and I'm still rising.
NEVER play support if you're much better than your team, it's wasted healing.
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>>161889193
Theoretical ability to be kinda mobile and oneshot people
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Anyone playing on Chinese servers? Just started (Diamond)
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>>161889039
>tfw internet provider is still going through the process of upgrading the networks, causing latency spikes
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>>161889136
>bandwidth
>mbps
triggered
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>>161889143
>team has diamond DPS boosting 2 gold friends
>golds perform okay while diamond is total shitter who ults after his whole team is dead and keeps charging solo
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>>161887232
>triple headshots you

nuthin personell AHO GA
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>>161889136

But doesn't a "clean ping" come from having higher "mbps". I'm not very knowledgeable on the subject, but when it's low it usually means I lag or have too high of latency. I notice it in Red Orchestra 2/Rising Storm immediately because shots register one second too late, and usually my ping is like 200-300 because the DSL connection is shitting itself.

Apparently when it rains and now snows, my connection goes out. I guess DSL are prone to these problems but I have had the same service since it was offered like 10 years ago and never used to have drops during regular rain.

>>161889265

At least you know it will be fixed, this issue has been going on for a while and I had to notify AT&T again today.
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>Match up with a bunch of kids
>Fully expect them to be useless and prepare to fuck around all match
>Mfw we stomp and all work together effortlessly
>Mfw we praise each other, offer tips and change character's to maximise wins
>Mfw we group up and play a few matches together
>Mfw we hold our own against a bunch of Diamond players
>Mfw they laugh off our loss

it's weird playing like a team
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>>161889224

For some reason I just can never do good with McCrees Ult. It never one hit kills for me and I never have enough time to let targets get properly marked so it just sucks and becomes wasted.

I am actually pretty good with Zarya or at least getting better and shes a hero I understand pretty well and is fun for me.

I'm also awesome as D.va but I feel like who isn't right?

I also like to use Sombra and feel I do well as her but all I ever get is shit from everyone.
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>>161888479
>DJProfessorK
>Avid Jet Set Radio Player

holy shit my sides
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>>161889167
>Why don't Widow and Tracer like each other? Is it like Roadrunner and Wily Coyote?

Yep. Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI
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>>161888705
It's designed by a staff of SJW what do you expect

Notice how most men are handsome except roadhog
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>>161889470
Mcreed's ult is considered as one of the worst ults in the game. Kinda like how D.VA's can insta kill heros but it's extremely easy to dodge.
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>>161889535
>gator
>uses leddit formatting
why am I not surprised
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All of them ignore the pharah killing them when they are Mccree,Solider, and Roadhog.


Just how the fuck do you that?
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>>161889361

>But doesn't a "clean ping" come from having higher "mbps".

only if you are sending more data than the line can handle, then things get dropped or delayed. And given that online games use very very little bandwidth this is rarely the case.

Bad pings come from bad infrastructure, bad routing and distances. All of which can interfere with any sort of connection type.
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What do you guys think we will be getting this Tuesday for the Winter Update??
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>>161889685
Torb will get a Santa skin. Junkrat will get an elf skin. Mercy will get a sexy Santa skin.
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>>161889685
nutin'
maybe next week
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>>161889043
15 year olds on mic, a real possibility that no one will play healer, shittalkers get reminded that they're bronze too, very little grouping on attack, terrible positioning and overextension on defense, de-rankers mixing it up with genuine shitters,

basically, the memey stuff you do on skirmish extended out over the whole match
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>>161889778
well that's just incorrect.
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>>161888479
>>161889489
Would Lucio work better on a controller than on a keyboard?
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>>161889785
actually sounds like fun
haven't started playing comp yet, brb gonna lose all placement matches on purpose
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Holy shit QP is horrible now all it comes down to who will pick widow/hanzo first losing them the game
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MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I TRY TO STAY IN THE AIR AS LUCIO

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO IT

ITS SO FRUSTRATING

I WANNA BE ABLE TO DO IT

FUCKING GIVE ME SOMETHING

HELP
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>>161889869
Only if you rebind jump. I've got jump bound to left bumper and X bound to Boost. Much easier to aim and wallride, therefore hugely increasing survivability.

It helps that no one on console can handle a Lucio this mobile.
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>>161889894
anon calm down. The trick is to remember that Lucio can't wallride to another wall in the same direction - if you jump left to right on a wall, it won't work unless he's moving a different direction.

It's also important to remember that you can exploit this on circular pillars like on Anubis. It's possible to ride all the way round them multiple times by jumping aggressively up them. The enemy team can't hit you if you keep on the move. Use Speed when riding, and switch to Heal on landing, gives you more control.

Don't be afraid to abuse the fuck out of Lucio's wallrun. You can skip round entire sections of map if you know where to look.

Now remember anon, keep doing your best and you're sure to get good!
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>>161889894
Practice. Press Space and keep it space and know that after 2-3 you fall unless you change wall.
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>>161889882
in S2 I placed high silver, gave up, and de-ranked to around 1300 SR. This season, I started in the mid 700s. Since Saturday when I started, I've climbed to about 1000, but I can tell that I'm not becoming a better player down here. I used to main supports like Lucio and Zenyatta, but now I just lock Bastion 90% of the time, because DPS players can't confirm kills consistently and they just get rolled by tanks. People tend to complain a little during setup on attack, until I get two or three early picks and we take the objective.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you're never going to be grand master, so come on down and join the party
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>>161890150
Would you welcum low gold Mercy in your deranked team of retards?
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>"HEAL ME, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!"
>they're inside the building
>healer is hiding behind Reinhardt while under heavy fire
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>>161889470
tipps for McCree ult:
If you pressed Q and immediately realise that was a stupid decision just abort, so only half of your ult is wasted.
Ult from as far away as possible.
As soon as you can take out one guy, pull the trigger.
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>>161890236

i've seen mercy triple kill against rein, roadhog and reaper

come on in, the water's warm
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So in this PTR does sombra get a buff?
She's so fucking underpowered atm
> slow as fuck hacking, leaving you highly exposed then taking any damage then stops the hack
> massive cooldown on hacking
> hacking distance could be a little longer
> enemies can still use abilities while being hacked (wasted so many hacks to stop reaper wraithing but still does it anyway then eats up my hack same goes for mei)
> piss all damage which would be okay if her ult and hack were viable tools
> ult slow to charge, very situational, small area of effect
> The transition time from stealth is so fucking long I feel like an idiot trying to hack somebody from stealth with the 2 second delay
The good
> hacking health pads credits you for healing and lasts a decent time
> fast charging teleport and thermoptic camo only problem if you take any damage you lose your camo+speed you lose the element of surprise and when that happens your fucked

Would it be too much to ask for variety in this game?
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>>161890306
she needs to be able to hack through damage and be able to initiate hacking while in invis.
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>>161890047
>>161890063
THERE ARE OBSTACLES EVERY WHERE

AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO GET OFF

LIKE THERE IS A WALL, OK, JUMP ON IT, AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO

IM CONSTANTLY ON THE GROUND AND SOMETIEMS SLIDE ON A WALL A BIT AND THATS IT

AND THEN I SEE THOSE FUCKING FRAG MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE ARE IN THE AIR 20 METERS UP AND NEVER FALL

I WANT TO DO THAT

FUCK
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>silver friend invites a friend
>he's got a rank of 1450

HOW
O
W
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>>161890306
she's already insanely strong, you just aren't using her correctly
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>>161890306
They just need to lower her teleport and invis CDs. Sombra is great at taking out low health targets in the back but it just feels so clunky compared to Tracer.
Either that or give her more health, higher range and put her in the Defensive class.
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>>161889172

Uh as oppose to now viable elsewhere? I am annoyed at how much Bastion seems to be needed/preferred by everywhere. It's not fun.
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>>161889202

She's not like beautifully pretty but shes not UGLY. Her jaw is a bit much, and honestly it's the hair that probably does it, even though I don't hate that either, but it makes her look more mannish when she already has masculine features.

For the butch/dyke look she is "pretty", and I think she looks even better with the long hair. Really saddens me I have to play a year to even get a chance at that skin since she has somehow become one of my mains.
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>>161890483
I never used to see people run him on KOTH though
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Why can't we pick what hero is featured on our front load screen?

I get triggered when that shitskin Symetra shows up, godamn it.
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>>161889180
>>161888321
>>161888363

It IS too short though and is always gone before you even have a chance to get too it. I use it mainly as a buffer between enemy fire. Can be used to quickly block some devastating blows but will stay up until it's broken which is its strong suit.
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>>161889172
>Junkrat, Torb and Bastion on attack
>win every game
>???
don't think you would lose any game up to high silver that way.
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>>161889612

So is this why I can play with brits and on brit servers and have no latency because their countries have decent infrastructure and places like Russia or Brazil will have worse. Although sometimes I don't have problems on Russia servers either the few times I play with them.
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>>161890593
>not having Dracula Symm
lyl
>>
>try playing late night competitive overwatch
>EVERY match no exaggeration at least 2/3 non-english speaking chink fucks on my team

fuck fuck fuc kfuc FUCFkjsieahnsaido FUCk!!!!!!!!! IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THESE FUCKING SMALL DICK PC BANG GOOKS SUCKING SHIT AT FPS ON MY FUCKING AMERICAN GAME. FUCK. YOU. FUCK ASIAN CUNTS
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>>161889546

I thought it was a one hit kill though and was a good ult since McCree isn't exactly all that great aside from his pistol. Did they nerf it or something?

>>161890296

Did not know you could salvage half of it, that's interesting, how do you find this shit out. I felt like an idiot because I had to have someone point out that there are numbers in Zaryas cross hairs to indicate her power and I now consider her a main of mine.

?As soon as you can take out one guy, pull the trigger.

This is something I always struggled with so it's good to know. My instinct is to use it when I can to get one person but I always try to get at least 2 or more resulting in failure. I'm not terrible at McCree and people keep saying hes an "advanced" hero to play but the whole Stun-N-Gun routine with the revolver is a no brainier and not all that hard to pull off. I also am basically non stop firing with him because no recoil and the time between shots is enough to aim again, the way I think of it is no shot wasted and just keep firing always.
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>>161879649
>he's instalocked before I even load in
Get a fucking SSD, retard.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are playing this shit on HDD
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>>161876207
>last panel
>I wish I still had a dick
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>>161890839
You can't salvage half of it anymore, they changed it a few months ago to drop all of it whether you shoot or not.
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>>161890893
>Spending hundreds of dollars to pick a shit healer faster

main lucio
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How would you fix Genji, /owg/?
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>>161890938
what really? that's fucking stupid.
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>>161890743
It's funny I thought Koreans were good at videogames but they are literally the bottom feeders every night I play
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>>161890994
Everyone else is punished 100% when they make an area dangerous with their ult, no reason for Mccree to be the exception. Now just make Genji the same.
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>>161891000
Think of it like sperm cells they have a goal but most of them die off before they can even make it big
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When the fuck are they going to nerf D.Va's matrix already?
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>>161890967
he's fine. maybe reduce the duration and the CD of deflect.
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>>161890967
remove him from the game along with the other two heroes introduced in the same patch
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>>161891063
>Implying it needs a nerf

my only complaint is that it absorbs Junkrat's concussion mine.
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>>161891063
What's a defense matrix?
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>>161890893
I have an SSD for my OS, but I've been very conservative about actually writing stuff to it.
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>>161891172
If you're really that paranoid, get some more ram and put overwatch on a ramdisk.
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>>161890961
>hundreds of dollars
It's not 2008 anymore.
https://www.amazon.com/ADATA-Premier-SP550-Superior-ASP550SS3-120GM-C/dp/B013J7PP96/?tag=logicaincrem-20
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>>161891068
I don't care about the duration, but the fact that it can be canceled makes Genji much more dangerous. You can't just time your shots like you can with Reaper's wraith form.
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Did I do good?
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>Play overwatch because I think it's going to be some casual fun
>HAHA EZ GG
>HAHA XD OWNED
>U GUYS SO SHIT
>OMG SO FKIN EZ JUST QUIT
My god, I thought making this game p2p would reduce the amount of autistic COD kids.
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>>161891295
>Implying I'm buying some cheapass random brand that'll probably fail on me
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>>161888065
>>161888765
Just paid someone 80eur for a 500 point boost.

This could have been one of you anons..
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>S3 30-50 sr wins and 20 sr losses
>S2 15-20 sr wins and 30 sr losse

why is it so easy to climb right now?
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>>161891412
>Paying ACTUAL MONEY to pretend to be better at a video game

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>161891369
>hurr too expensive
>durr too cheap
https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-Ultra-2-5-Inch-Height-SDSSDHII-240G-G25/dp/B00M8ABEIM/?tag=logicaincrem-20
Any other excuses that make you feel better about owning a toaster only capable to run the game on minimum settings in 2017?
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So has Blizzard just stopped banning hackers after the initial few banwaves?
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I fucking hate Genji pickers.

What's the one hero that absolutely counters the weaboo green ninja?

I want to hunt Genjis down every single game, and not care for the objective I just want to shit on his fun every day.

Winston? Dva? I'll do it just tell me exactly who.
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>OW friend calls me up on Blizzard's new VoiP shit
>set it to open mic
>duo-queue competitive
>push-to-talk in team voice
>his audio is double-broadcasting
>press P and mute him in Team Voice
>match kind of goes to shit
>friend is being unusually quiet
>drops out of the match
>rando teammates accuse me of trolling
>task out when the match is finished
>chat client is locked up
>computer hardlocks
>reboot
>the guy's no longer on my friends list
>friend request declined
I hear through a common contact that he raged the fuck out because he thought I was ignoring him. He refuses to that I couldn't hear him after the chat locked up.
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>>161876320
>Join discord
>Small community
>Owner giving out gifts and blizzard money cards
>Join the other discord
>Shitposting and admin circlejerk
This and the rank discord are legit good
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>>161891501
jokes on you faggot, i'm only arguing to pass the time
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>>161891515
Mei or Winston
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Does anyone else feel kind of turned on when they get outplayed? Like I kind of just want to submit to the guy and offer him my asshole. Not in a gay way though.
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>>161891486
>Playing solo because no friends
>Lose because hurrdurr team mates
>Drop 700 pts
>Now with even bigger retards
>Still cant win solo
>Pay someone who can ring in some help from high mmr friends
>They will do it for me

:)

Then i go back to playing at the level i was before i dropped and have fun playing again. Much better than getting mad at retarded silver and goldies.
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>>161891576
Are those the only two that have M1 that goes through his reflect?
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At which rank do people know how to aim? I want to place low enough to have fun as Pharah.
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>>161890441
Just hacking through damage would be a game changer
Stuff like no delay actions from stealth would be icing on the cake

>>161890460
You're absolutely right, you caught me. Teach me sempai
We all know how much she's used in the comp scene and how teammates will howl like banshee if you pick her because she's so op
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>>161891597
>Then i go back to playing at the level i was before i dropped and have fun playing again

are you suggesting boosted animals STAY at the rank they're getting boosted towards?
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>>161891623
Zarya as well
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>>161891623
zarya as well
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requesting a punished D.va
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>>161891636
Pharah is very viable in platinum, that I can say for sure. Only about 20% of hitscan players can reliably aim there.
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>>161891623
Can't deflect Zarya's beam or Symmetra's beam but it does shit damage compared to the other two options.
Symmetra will be a good hard counter to Genji after her update hits.
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>>161891412
Why the fuck wouldn't you just use an aimbot at that point? You can pretend you're better than you are and not have to pay money.
>>161891515
Roadhog if you can time it so he doesn't reflect it, he gets pulled closer than other characters.
Winston because he can hit through deflect and it is very hard to avoid tesla cannon. If he has a harmony orb on him though, you'll need to coordinate with an Ana or pick a different counter.
Mei slows Genji down and will freeze him eventually through deflect if he doesn't just shift away.
Mccree's flashbang can be thrown around Genji's deflect.
Ana's grenade can be thrown at the ground near Genji and can deny him healing.
Reaper out damages him in close quarters, but Genji can turn that around on you.
Zarya's beam has recently had its hit registration buffed, and it goes through reflect.
Sombra can hack him through reflect, but any damage will interrupt, and you need him to stay on your screen to finish the hack. Easier with teammates.
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I want the christmas event now, not in a week :<
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Why is mei so bullshit?
>Two abilities to cuck you of killing her
>Sniper rmb
>Instant win 1v1 lmb
>Applies slow immediately on contact
>Heals self
>Can break cryo whenever so you can not count or time an instant kill on her to punish a her random cryo mid combat when she is losing
>Ultimate is impossible to get out of once you are in the center
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>>161891701
>Mccree's flashbang can be thrown around Genji's deflect.
In theory yes but in practice Genji's deflect is the size of a barn.
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Is it just me or are some of Soldier's bullets not registering?
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>>161891698
not if zarya is FULLY CHARGED
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>>161891740
git gud
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>>161891698
>Symmetra will be a good hard counter to Genji after her update hits.

she isn't already?
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>>161891780
Even then, I've found Zarya's weapon hitboxes to be extremely lacking and at 100 you still kind of only whittle away health from enemies.
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If what the dataminers say is true, there's gonna be a lot more items for the Christmas update, so shouldn't blizz release it this Tuesday so there's more time to get them? Or is this for the lootbox money
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>>161891825
Symmetra isn't a good counter to anything at the moment.
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>>161891825
She has no counter to Genji should the Genji player not be a retard and follower he into her sentry pit. She has low health so it's very easy to wipe her out quick with shuriken.
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Zarya's gun is really unsatisfying. It feels like it's not doing anything
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When you desuit Hana, are you always supposed to keep her alive for a bit to delay her spawn? That's what I've seen pro players do.
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>>161891660
I already got to this rank several times in every season, i just need to not drop this so magnificantly this time.
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>>161891878
you can get three boxes from arcade every week now
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>>161891928
git gud faggot
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>>161891902
It does less damage than Mercy's pistol does with 0 charge. It does damage comparable to the current Soldier 76 when at full charge.
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>>161891946
So if you play smart you get 10+ loot during the event? 9 arcade, 1 free, and extra?
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>>161891989
sure, just remember to win 9 arcade games a week.
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>Zarya's beam hit registration was supposed to be fixed
>still feels like shit
I guess the difference is only noticeable if your ping is below 10.
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LUCIO SHORT WHEN

I NEED MORE OF THAT ALL LOVING BASTARD
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>>161892029
It ticks every 0.1 seconds, so yeah, you need a good ping for it to register. My RTT is 40ms so I'm good.
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>>161892052
remove Poocio from the game
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>>161892079
>Implying most optimistic hero doesn't represent the idea of Overwatch at it's core
>>
Overwatch is definitely not as fun as I was expecting.

Getting too old and my reflexes are so shit these days.

What's a fun game that shitters can enjoy?
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>>161892079
fuck off symmetra
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>>161892052
Lucio won't get a short. He's not really a fighter, just a performer.
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>>161892161
>Implying this isn't exactly the reason he should get one

He's gotta get a music video.
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>>161892203
go be a faggot somewhere else
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>>161892231
>Being mad

go away symmetra
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>>161892161
Didn't he steal his sound gun from some tech place? Could be a good short. Or show however the fuck he lost half his body.
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>Even shadowburn has dropped his beloved genji for the superior tank
As a 300 hour d.va main it hurts how pros can beat your own stats in such a short time.
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>>161892253
A lucio short would mean a symmetra short though, it'd show their conflict probably.
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>>161892203
They could make a Lucio/D.Va short where D.Va's fighting Omnics while listening to Lucio's concert. Yack Deculture!
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>>161892287
P-pic related.
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>>161892253
third worlders deserve no animated short
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>>161892327
>D.va tearing up Omnics and shit
>Lucio saving lives, dropping beats, running around at the speed of sound

jesus christ give me this and only this
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>>161892132

If anything it would be Overwatch, not all roles require pin point accuracy.
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>>161892161
>Implying Lucio speeeeeeeeeeed boost through a shitload of Vishkar fuckos while blasting off music wouldn't be radical
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>>161891927

I've had this thought too but it but then you risk her getting the mech back.
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>>161877939
>healsluts are cosplaying now
They can't just stop dripping, can't they.
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>>161891902

Short beam really needs to be close but I've gotten Pharahs who fly too low. It doesn't have many visual cues so you're always kind of looking for that hit marker. The cannon though is pretty satisfying to get kills with though and has great splash damage.
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>>161889152
>Every single character in OW appeals to one section of the SJW/Fetish community

AKA, Blizzard does what they have always done: pander to absolutely everyone since they want as much sales as possible.
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>Playing QP with some friends
>Pick Widowmaker
>Shit on the enemy team with constant headshots probably because they're too retarded to adad spam like their character is having a seizure
>They start calling me a hacker
>They get genuinely mad at me
>POTG has me whiff a couple shots and a guy goes on about how I toggled off and calls me a nigger
>Friends and I report him for 'calling me the n word'
Widowmaker is the most fun character in this game when you're doing well.
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>mid plat
>it's diamond genji boosting his silver friend
>genji plays worse than anyone else on the team
Why is grouping with anyone beyond 500 points of your rank is even allowed?
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>>161892132
Rainbow Six Siege is pretty good, and is much slower than the average shooter.
There's certain situations where reflexes will help, but the matches are won mostly by being smart.
Plus, it has the same model as Overwatch, where all the new maps, characters, skins etc. are free and you unlock them with ingame currency.

There's a season pass though, that will give you a point boost, and unlock new characters without having to spend any points.
New characters can be pretty expensive though, they are 25k renown (the currency of the game) and in each match you get 250-300 renown if you win, and 100-130 if you lose.
In competitive you get around 250 if you lose, and up to 400 if you win, but they have more rounds.

OW and Siege have been covering my MP shooter thirst for months now.
It's pretty cheap too, you can get it for $18 in CD Key sites.
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>>161892573
Pharah
>>161892720
PharMercy
>>161892731
Mercy
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>>161892475
I think it might be only when the rest of her team is dead and they're trying to reset. Sometimes when it is just Baby D.va vs the whole team, she will try to suicide by just running at them. That's when you want to keep her alive for a few seconds I think.
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>>161892475
She only does 93 damage per second, as long as she isn't fucking up a squishy hero she's practically useless.
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Started s2 at 2.2k, finished at 2.8k
Completed placements (7-3 just playing Mercy on them all without even swapping in-game) got into 2.4k
Is this how it is supposed to be?
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>doing pharmercy
>I'm mercy
>doing alright
>drop down for two (2) seconds to heal up zarya and save her
>even tell pharah I'm leaving in advance
>pharah dies immediately
>"mercy? MERCY?! Why weren't you on me? I need CONSTANT heals! Don't even damage boost!"
If you need a mercy to suck your ass the entire game you're a shit pharah
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>>161892792
I'll check it out. Thanks anon.

I remember a day when I could play any game to a pretty high standard. Nothing amazing, buy at least I felt I wasn't the reason my team was losing. Getting older sucks.
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>>161892981
holy shit your filename is lagging my laptop
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>>161892981
You get boosted gains from first 5-10 matches after placements.
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>>161892731
isnt there already a 500 point limit for people diamond+?
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>>161892796
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>>161893037
It might be a bit frustrating in the beggining because it's just very slow (although rounds have a 4 minute time limit, and 3 on competitive), and if you die you don't respawn until the round is over.
Knowing the maps and predicting where enemies are is a huge part.
Also, hearing, there's a big emphasis on hearing your enemies moving, planting equipment, etc.

Plus, even if you are dead, you can still help your enemy by using cameras or drones and telling them where enemies are.
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>>161892981
>Is this how it is supposed to be?
You're right , sir. Enjoy Overwatch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w
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>>161892285
Steals lol as expected from a dirty nigger br
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>>161891927
>>161892872
>Taking mini Diva as hostage
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>>161868323
>tl;dr - previous SR and performance have more impact on your calibration rank than the W/L ratio.
on previous season i bombed all the placements like bronzie and ended up higher than now, explain
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So what's the general consensus on the Smutmetra buffs. I haven't touched, should I be worried about the future of overwatch and people crying out for their mains to get buffed?
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Almost back to play boys. I might even make Diamond this season
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Post more cute and christmas update when
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>>161893194
>explain
previous placement matches were broken, that's why people like you were placed higher than they should've been

in s3 all the shitters gravitate towards the shithole
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>20 points away from grandmaster
>drop 200 points
SO CLOSE BUT YET SO FAAAAR
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>>161893037
How old are you? I sometimes find OW to be too fast to handle too, but I'm 27 - not exactly elderly - so maybe I'm just slow in general
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>>161893081
Not at all mate
Been getting 15-35 points everytime I win and also losing at least 20 points per game lost
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>>161893232
Hard to tell. Some people say 75 extra shield is not enough for ult, but in my opinion 75 is a good number for a permanent buff that will stay as long as generator is active. She's definitely more viable now overall, +2 meters to beam range is a lot. She also makes Pharah more viable as she's Symmetra's counter.
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give me your power /owg/
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Who's a better flanker, genji or tracer?

Genji has vertical movement and tracer is only stuck forwards and back, also her ultimate isn't that great rarely do people clump to kill more than one target..

Reflect and recall both saves lives but reflect might net you a kill..
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>>161893301
I'm 26. Just about to turn 27. But yeah, I find Overwatch to be way too fast for me. I see what's happening, but I can't react to it. Granted I'm still new to the game, and maybe that's affecting me really caring about being invested and learning everything.
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>>161893354
You're shit.
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>>161893340
git gud
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anyone around 2k
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>>161893354
Just win one game anon, surely you won't get matched with retards.
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>>161893393
genji by far.

>Reflect and recall both saves lives but reflect might net you a kill..

recall only serves the purpose to keep tracer alive, reflect is a broken ability since it can win teamfights if you happen to bounce back a significant ult.
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>>161893347
Is the generator still set to ignore Line of sight?
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>>161893470
>genji by far.
>in triple tank meta
lul no
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>>161893493
it doesn't really matter if tracer is inferior to genji in terms of raid wiping and utility.
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>>161893262
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>tfw you figure out mei's spray pattern

this is so cool
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>>161893037
If you can wait you could probably catch siege during its free weekends. I heard they happen often and plan to give the game a shot myself.
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>>161892981
>just playing Mercy
Mercy mains should be placed bronze by default.
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>>161893034
Yeah, as a support player, I was never a fan of the Pharmercy nonsense. Really, you never want the situation where your DPS are taking your support for granted and are sticking their necks out, taking unnecessary damage that they otherwise wouldn't. It leads to situations where your team will go down in an instant after even the slightest interruption in your healing.

With Pharah, I prefer Zenyatta. The slow healing is enough that she can constantly be doing work, but it's not strong enough that she'll stop using good positioning and cover to avoid damage. And, importantly, if I swap Harmony to the other DPS or to whoever needs it, or if I get killed or whatever, she won't be instantly evaporated.
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>>161893603
>>161893037
Just a reminder from a Siege player to ask the Rainbow 6 General what are the useful Operators because if I get into a casual game and see a new player playing Tachanka or Glaz (while not on Plane) I'm going to want to choke you
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Post rank and gold guns
3980
Pharah, Ana, mercy
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Things I'd do to Mei:

[x] Love
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>>161893737
[x] Kill
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>people hating on based Lucio
Ever since I got gud at wallriding and learned to crossfade usefully he is my preferred healer hero. Spinning round and round the objective 10m above the ground is just too much fun
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Post telltale signs that you're about to lose the game.

>Genji instalock
>he's using Oni skin
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>>161893776
The only people who hate Lucio are edgy kids
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>>161890595
That's how I use it when I have a winston teammate. It's not useful for very long, but there's no sense in actively ignoring it when it's actually there.
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>If you DC in a placement match because of Blizzard's shitty servers it registers it as a loss

Well that is a pile of bullshit isn't it.
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>>161893881
silver portrait mercy
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>season 1
>calibrate good
>season 2
>calibrate bad
>season 3
>calibrate worse
>mmr keeps plummeting
feels bad man
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>mccree will have 2 Items, either a skin, emote, or intro.
I'm really drawing a blank to what holiday thing they can give to mccree
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>its a lose 600 mmr episode
i hate this one
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>>161894141
>i'm b-better than silver guys!!
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>>161893776
>>161893939
Lucio hate generally comes out of people who have absolutely no idea what Lucio does. Alternatively, trolls just trying to bait easily provoked Lucio mains.
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>>161893670
>It's not tickles
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>>161893776
He's a nigger though
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>koth map
>win first round easily
>get totally dominated in round 2 & 3
>by the exact same team

Why does this happen so much?
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>>161894298
This, I can't use Lucio to save my life

I much rather prefer bullying Lucio with Junkrat, Roadhog or Raper
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>>161894224
where did you get that from you cunt
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>>161893723
>Support """"main""""
>Pharah """"""main"""""""""""""""
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somebody higher lvl wanna team up with me on eu, cause i cant find a quickplay game in 10 minutes. im lvl 10 atm
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>>161893723
I don't have a golden gun yet. It's fucking bullshit Bronze only gets 100 comp points. Do Blizzard really expect me to play for 30 fucking seasons to get a gold gun?
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GAH
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>>161894479
I wouldn't say main. I play road, dva, Winston, all supports, tracer, mei, and then pharah.
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>>161894463
Probably around 10% of my deaths are Roadhogs throwing hooks at me. And about 40% being hooks Roadhog threw at my party without even knowing I was there.
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>>161894561
Why would you get her golden gun then???
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>>161894536
>play 3-4 matches and win at least one
>master
why are you upset?
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>>161893776
I wish Blizzard would stop hating Lucio myself. How many more nerfs is he going to go through? It's not his fault he's so fun to play and useful at the same time.
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>>161894610
cause the game is just teasing me at this point

i'm also like 3 experience points from leveling up as well.
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>>161894561
I got pharah earlier in the game when mccree wasn't that much a problem. And I just think mercy is fun but I know she's not good everywhere
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>>161894576
this

Since I started playing more Lucio from a tank background I have started cultivating a passionate hate for the hook
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>>161894576
>Teabagging after getting a kill thanks to a bullshit bug.
Roadhog mains in a nutshell.
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>>161894681
>>161894576
It's very weird, but on console I can only hook lucio from the front/sides

On PC I Can't hook that sum b for nothing
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>>161894602
>>161894678
Oops meant to reply to you not me.
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Lucio mains are either the chillest, sweetest bros or uptight cunts. No inbetween.
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>>161893776
Lucio mains are just negholes to be pozzed with toxic loads.
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What can I do against my tunnel vision. Basically the first enemy I see is the one I will attack until he dies
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>>161894681
Just stay behind your tanks and be aware of your surroundings and the enemy Roadhog's poistion, also jump around a lot. I rarely get hooked by Roads because I stay as far back as possible because that hook seems to always go to me when I'm in the middle of a teamfight.
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I hate when the goofy gook eats my bullets. it's almost like Mei level bullshit with no counterplay.
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>>161894810
I kind of want to that mech
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>>161894852
>not chipping every enemy in sight for maximum elims before you focus down the most valuable target
scrub
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>>161894810
True, same about Reinhardt mains.
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>>161894936
>no counterplay
just bait it out, shitter
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>>161894810
I still am sore and fuck tired of Lucios every single comp.
There's always one, even if we have two other healers.
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>10 hours until arcade lootboxes reset

time to play some dota 2
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does anyone use Ult voice clips to mess with or players?

or am I just being a faggot?
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>used to playing with grandmasters who always fuck around in spawn (grabbing stuff as symmetra or slappin a torb turret) then switching back
>I'm grandmaster but put in a diamond game for some reason
>eichenwalde attack
>I'm Ana but I switch to bastion to shoot the barrels that make noise
>reaper instantly goes "WE DONT NEED A BASTION WE NEED ANOTHER HEALER BASTION IS BAD YOU ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS WITH HIM TOTAL"
>say I'm just joking
>"stop shooting that it hurts my ears"
Diamonds everyone.
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>>161895048
>boosted animal gets put back in the shithole
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>>161895048
tbf that barrel noise is pretty annoying
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>>161894628
Lucio has options available to him for saving the lives of his teammates besides just adding sustain, or getting a fight over with more quickly. Outside of ultimates, you only have Ana's sleep dart which can save lives. In the last game we played, Reinhardt was alone, with a cracked barrier, critical health, an enemy Roadhog sticking his nose through the barrier, and pretty much the entire enemy team behind him. I flew in, pushed the Roadhog back, and boosted the Reinhardt away to safety. No other support could have saved that Reinhardt's life.

They probably wouldn't have even been able to survive to that point.
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>>161895101
I'm still alive an kickn in gm
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>>161895123
>No other support could have saved that Reinhardt's life.
>entire days of the enemy surviving sustained combined fire from our entire team because one Ana was somewhere far back there
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>>161895123
>when you push a charging Rein away before he hits your teammate
>when you push a Roadhog after hooking a teammate to mess up his aim
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>>161894991
>bait matrix out
?????

Have you played the game, anon? You do realize how quickly it replenishes and that she can activate it again in small bursts a second after it depletes?
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>get placed in silver
>everyone is just having fun

What the fuck, where are my angry plat players yelling at me when I haven't memorised today's meta?
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>>161884370
just hook the bastion if ur play tank
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>>161895308
>Get placed in Silver
>Everyone makes the most retarded picks possible
>Pharah picks entire teams apart because almost every team plays Junkrat and Mei as their damage
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This new comix by Markrass has a VERY smug gremlin in it

http://markraas.tumblr.com/
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>>161894862
>I rarely get hooked by Roads because I stay as far back as possible
Oh? I try to get right in that asshole's face at every opportunity. It's extremely dangerous, but in certain circumstances, it's better him trying to hook you and missing (for the most part) than for him to be focused on your allies. Also, if you ever do get caught, then generally speaking, it's better you go down and speed back to site than your DPS or primary healer.

>>161895257
>>when you push a Roadhog after hooking a teammate to mess up his aim
This is the other reason you want to be close. The window of opportunity for this is extremely small.
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>>161895264
I have about 150h on D.va, so yeah I've played the game

flickering DM is harder than it used to be, and it is pretty easy to use it up in tense teamfights only to get wiped out by JUSTICE or similar
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So was that Christmas skins leak real? The one listing all the heroes getting a skin/intro/emote.
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Last night I had a game of This Is Ilios which lasted 53 minutes. Fifty three fucking minutes
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>>161895192
how terrible does your mmr have to be
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>>161895487
rofl get a life nerd
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>>161895539
It's what the dataminers interpreted, but yes. If the files are the same like last time it's real
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>>161895487
I wish there was a visual indicator for a low defense matrix, something like with Reinhardt's barrier. It's tough to find a guaranteed shot for your ultimates, even with your team deliberately burning it down.
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Who's the most braindead hero to play?
I vote for Mercy
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>Playing Triple Tank on Hanamura
>Not doing too well, can't quite push the choke at the start
>Ana deploys her ult on a Rein
>Misses
>Oh fuck
>HITS ME
>OH SHIT NIGGA
>DROP THIS MOTHERFUCKEN BEAT
>Wallrun up the left and jump the gate
>Take out Junkrat and their Rein
>Our Rein charges in and pins their Mei
>D.va drops her ult
>Team wipe, cap point
>Ana on mic screams FUCK YEAH FUCKEN OATH CUNTS

australians are my favorites
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>>161895460
Then you're a bad Lúcio, keeping the AoE healing battery alive is the priority and the boop is rarely ever worth it. I only get close to hog when I know he's distracted or just used his hook on someone else to boop him and make him miss his shot.
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>>161895558
That was only one time I was in a diamond game. It was probably because it was early and not many people were on.
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>>161895636
Junkrat
Mercy
Roadhog
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>consistently get 4 medals, with at least 2 gold as d.va/zarya
>still lose most of my games

what am i doing wrong?
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>>161895578
nice retort

>>161895605
that would be a fair balance change, yeah
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>>161895636
Lucio. Mercy has the highest skillcap of the supports
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>>161895460
>Lucios that play like they're tanks because "lol if I die I'll be back fast anyway!"
I feel sorry for your teammates.
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>>161895431
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>>161895636
Lucio
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>>161895736
Anon I have about 50 hours with mercy and I can say you're false. Yeah you have to hide and position and such, but Anas cap is higher. Good Anas literally cannot die and her team can't die.
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Does anyone have this image but the Lucio version?
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>>161876925
>Junkrat needing buffs

Nigga I play as him for the damage potential, he does not need buffs
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>>161895643
>keeping the AoE healing battery alive is the priority
Fuck that gold-tier shit. Playing Lucio is about staying alive, yes, but playing him well is about seeing just how far you can push it. Come back and tell us how to play after you've punched an ulting Genji to death.
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>>161895431
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>>161895958
>He hasn't blasted an ulting Genji off the edge of a map!

better step the fuck up fore you get smacked the fuck up nerd
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>>161892285
amputee fags fuck off
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>>161895736
>mercy mains keep martyrysing themselves
anon, there's nothing wrong with playing an easy hero, but there's a lot wrong with lying to yourself and everyone around you
not everyone has to be an ebin mlg pro
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>>161878720
>>161883342
>Mei ult nerf
>see less Mei in game
>game is objectively better

mfw
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>>161894526
Lol are you serious?
I feel bad for you, i play this game like couple of times a month with friend, we are around low master rank and just get our seasonly gold weapon and that's it.
I thought gold weapons were some kind of inside joke, most people at my rating i know just buy them on random shit they don't even play.
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>>161896107
>>161896107
Fuck you, I'm not going to sit here and watch cunts shit on my main. They're probably fucking Junkrat mains. A good Mercy will carry just about any team to victory.
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>>161896250
Post rank
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>>161895958
Actually, I have punched ulting Genjis to death plenty of times because an ulting Genji's priority is always the healer so no matter how far I am he will come to me. Have fun in silver being the healer that always dies trying to get that 25 damage in.
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>>161896281
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>>161895605
>>161895729
you can't "burn down" the DM though, it's more about counting to four, plus an extra second when she flicks. But some indication that the DM change is nearing depletion so she has to wait 10s would be fair
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>>161895958
>lucio
>genji ults and comes after me first
>shoot him, all the shots hit his head, then punch him
>he dies
>do this 2 more times
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>>161896387
>That image

why the fuck am i laughing so hard
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>>161896346
your waifu would be ashamed of you
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>'20 million players'
>get matched with the same ~30 guys over and over again
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>>161896250
Zenyatta/Ana main, actually. I played every single support in the game and Mercy is without a doubt the easiest one. She practically plays herself.
Yeah, a good Mercy is very useful, but being a good Mercy isn't really an accomplishment. Being a bad Mercy is embarassing beyond human imagination, though.
No, I don't feel superior to you because my mains are more difficult to play. Some people just like chilling while playing vidya and I understand it. It's fine, but no need to lie.
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>>161894526
>>161896225
It's not surprising that someone in Bronze doesn't understand how the game works.

You get 10 competitive points every time you win. Getting 100 wins per season doesn't require too much of a time investment, and will get you to 3000 points in three seasons even without the end of season rewards.
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>>161896429
200 million accounts maybe,
no one i know still plays this game.
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>>161896346
jesus christ anon
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>>161896458
>1 golden gun every 9 months
>Some people already have 5+
Wow, so fair!
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>>161896346
"A good mercy will carry any team to victory"
Obviously not you lol
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>>161892792

>grind to win
>CS:GO twitch shooter but way longer rounds

nah bro
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>>161896432
>Zenyatta/Ana main

mien negro
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>>161896536
>bronze
>expect to be rewarded
>>
i want mercy to smell my stinky farts
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>>161896642
i want to smell mercy's stinky farts
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>>161896536
>it's unfair that better players get more rewards
you want a top500 spray too, shitter?
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>>161896668
i want stnky farts to smell my mercy
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>>161896668
>>161896642
the solution is human centipede
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>>161896536
y-you voting for bernie and hillary too right?
>>
this is probably the most okay general on this board
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>>161896536
>shit players should get the same rewards as good players in a competitive game hurr durr
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>>161896779
>waifu/husbando fags
>homo fags
>blogposters
>repeating 'memes'
>tumblr comic posters
>almost dead

>okay
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>>161888705
>fatass
>bad
Come on now anon
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>yfw nothing can stop mei
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>>161896819
>>161896680
I played my comp games same as you. Just because you lucked into a higher rank than me you think you deserve literally THIRTY TIMES the amount of comp points I get? Fuck off. Whats the incentive for me to even wade into the shitfest that is comp if I get fuck all for it?
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>>161896735
i'm not gonna share my mercy with someone else
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>>161896834
breh have you seen some of the other generals on this wasteland of a board? This one is one of the most tame threads here

I'm pretty sure tf2general is a barbie dream house simulator at this point
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>>161896890
*puts u to sleep*
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>>161896758
Trump is the only one who can correct this injustice against the white race
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So

Which of you has listened to Hasselhoff and realized that Reinhardt is basically jumbo size Hasselhoff in 2 tons of german quality steel yet?
Listen to True Survivor while playing him.
You'll see.
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>>161896918
>ster climbed from bronze to diamond in 2 days
>it's even easier to climb now
Stop wanting an incentive for being shit
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>>161896918
>shitters jealous they didn't get a high rank
>"n-nice luck"
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>>161897048
Not an argument
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>>161896995
>Play Reinhardt
No.

I'm listening to True Survivor right now, though.

Because it's good.
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>Estimated time - 00:29
>Elapse time - 00:50

Nice dead game you all have here overtards. Bought a playstation 4 just for this game and I cant play it. You are all retarded.
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>>161896328
>implying you play Lucio at a high level
>thinking Genji Dragonblades Lucio first
>implying you play any hero at high level

Generally speaking, Lucio comes last in terms of target prioritization.
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>>161897214
>boo hoo I had to wait a whole 30 seconds!
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>>161896890

*continues firing at your cryo with infinite ammo*
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>Alright guys despite what we said a year earlier, we're making a stealth character.
>But how well will that go over with the playerbase?
>Don't worry, I've got it covered!

>Sombra appears out of cloak
>JEEEEEEEEVVEERRRRRRRRRR[AOL Dial Up Tone]KKRKRKRSCHCHCHHCHCBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRR
>"HERE I AM"

>The general opinion seems to be that Sombra is underpowered, be I think we need to see her played a bit more before we make any drastic changes. We'll be watching her closely.
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>say "nigger"
>teammate: omg reporting u for saying the N word
can't wait for my ban
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>>161896890
>>
>First ranked season
>I have to play healer every single game because no one else will

Fucking hell, is it always this bad?
>>
If no one's playing overwatch anymore then what the hell are they playing instead

all the other fips are shit and boring and mobas are even worse
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>>161897284
you have to be 18+ to post here bud
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>>161897352
Yes, just main a support and be the real carry
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>>161897352
every game for me is 2-2-2 meta so i dunno m8
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>>161896890


*places a mine and steel trap next to your cryo*
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>>161896432
I've also played all support and the most important skill for each of them is awareness and positioning, which is still required for mercy.
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>>161897389
i am 26 anon
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>>161891582

Yeah you know sometimes I- no I don't faggot.
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>>161897284
Go back to your containment board
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>>161896890
HYAARGH
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>>161897509
lmao just press shift
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>>161897585
nigga this is my only pokemon related reaction wew
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>>161889685
Roadhog gets a santa skin
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>>161897180
>>Play Reinhardt
>No.
Actually yes.
>>
>not playing rein
>the objectively best tank
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Anyone else know anything about the rumour that Blizzard are going to refund all gold spent between the 4th and 10th of December to spend on the Christmas gear?
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Which overwatch has the biggest cock?
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>gold boarder on other team
>his name is edgy "Black Death" or something (grandmaster)
>he's in a duo with a girl named pixel queen (master)
>she's pocketing him as mercy and he's soldier
>she's the worst mercy I've ever seen
>this guy is carrying his girlfriend to masters even though she was 41 rank in season 1
>they lose because of her
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>>161897276

If true glad to hear. I think a slight damage boost would be nice but obviously you don't want it to be OP. That or either a couple seconds less to hack or cooldown because that's also a huge problem with her. It's hard to pinpoint someone specifically because of the odds of hacking in time so you usually go with the nearest person which isn't always the best option.
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>>161897769
Mercy
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>>161897363

I had some fun with HotS when getting the Oni Genji skin. Might play it casually if they add more OW heroes.
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>>161897769
widowmaker
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>>161897549

Yet you post like a child.
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>>161897661
the other one

>>>/pol/
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>>161897786
so this is what true love looks like
i'm touched
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>>161897769
>>161897812
>>161897864

feel free to end yourselves sooner than you planned
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>>161897352
I bought a smurf account recently just so I could play DPS heroes. I end up playing support or tank all the time on my main account, but here I'm free to be one of those assholes who's okay with no healing on the team.

I'm not to level 25 yet, but I've noticed team comp is improving quicky as my Quick Play MMR goes up. I started seeing solo heals around level 5, then around level 10 the tanks start showing up, then around level 15 I get people in chat pleading for someone to go healer before sadly swapping off and going heals themselves.

From what I saw with my main account, Gold players generally had serviceable tank and support, though retarded DPS choices. Platinum has gotten 2/2/2 generally figured out. Diamond has players who follow the meta to a fault.
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>>161897959
It's okay if your waifu has a fat cock anon. We understand the appeal.
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>>161897917
>Yet you post like a child.
thanks, i try every day to acclimate into this site
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>>161895643
>keeping the AoE healing battery alive is the priority and the boop is rarely ever worth it
>not speedboosting in when a teammate gets hooked to boop roadhog away
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gold shitter here.
how to seriously improve ? Definitely want to get better but i don't feel like i'm making any progress for a long time.

Main ana and reinhart for now.
Wich new hero should i pick ?
>>
friendly reminder that matchmaking will take team composition into account. this means that if you play healers, you will be matched mostly with dps and tank players. you're destined to be a healslut forever.
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>>161898074
Ana and Rein are pretty useful, you should try focusing on communicating with your team. A quick callout on who's at low health can make a teamfight.
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>>161898074
Lucio my friend
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>>161898074
>how to seriously improve?
Play DPS
which is to say, the same thing you'd have to play in every other FPS
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>>161898074
Work on your positioning as Ana

Work on your game sense as Rein

Pick a DPS hero and learn them inside out - you'll see another side of the game that'll help your tank and support game

I'd recommend Soldier he's really strong right now
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OOOH TIME TO ACCELERATE
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>>161898074
I main Ana and grinded to plat by just practicing her aim more, every time you miss a shot as ana you're lowering your own efficiency
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>everytime someone bashes my healer pick and I don't switch we win
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>>161898120
well this explains a lot
tt-thanks blizzard, i was trying to get out of this trench this season
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>open thread
>ctrl + f 'lucio'
>get over 40 hits for the first time

I like this new bizarro /owg/, pls continue
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>>161898147
>>161898242
>>161898268
thanks for the advices
>>
>when your team protects you from ulting weeboo
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>>161898298
I've just realized how stupid his legs look
and his hair are like pool noodles
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>>161898120
>tank main
>getting nothing but 5 dps in each game

This makes too much sense.
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>>161898298
the beat rises, brother
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>>161877939
>it's a bastard daughter of mercy and dva
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>>161898335
>when you protect your team from ulting weeaboo
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>>161898298
Lucio is great but i fucking hate every single one of his skins, please give him something good, even edgy, not this fucking normie football/hockey/sports shit
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>>161898120
>>161898287
It sounds like this guy's just talking out of his ass. Sometimes I get three support mains on my team, including myself. It's rare, but often enough to be irritating.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if they could tweak matchmaking that way. My recent placements had two games with four support mains, and two with three support mains. I suspect that Blizzard is fucking with me.
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Just fuck my matchmaking up
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>>161898074
Go to voice chat, try to get as many people as you can to work together.

Lucio and Winston are the easiest heroes to play. If you main ana, I'm gonna assume you have okay-ish aim, so you could try Widowmaker.
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>>161898435
>Just fuck my matchmaking up

how?
its not competitive bro
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Best girl short when?
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>>161898298
Lucio is the most fun i've had in a while
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>>161898346
At least on his frog skins, you can see that he's wearing pants underneath his leg armor.

Wish there was a sleeveless version of those skins, but that's just my preference.
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>>161898525
Hopefully soon
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>>161898494
>If you main ana, I'm gonna assume you have okay-ish aim
He mained Ana in S2 and didn't get out of Gold. I'm going to assume he doesn't. No offense intended.
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>>161898525
one day
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how does genji's ult work? What do I do after pressing Q? do I left click the enemy and then what?
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>Play qp
>See Torbjorn
>See Genji
>Assume this fight is a lost cause, pick Pharah
>Opponent has ultra meta team, Rein+S76+D.Va
>Win

I really don't wanna say broken, but I have a new appreciation for Torb's 75 armor packs
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>>161898120
not having to fight for my favourite role is nice
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>>161898643
Try it out in the practice range. It works more or less like Reinhardt's hammer swinging.
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>>161898698
are you new to this game?
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>>161898756
Just bought this game yesterday, why?
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I love Angela!
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>>161898564
Not him but I have 69% acc and average 10k healing with Ana and I'm still not climbing solo out of gold. DVa is just an easy 50 SR most of the time so I'm already near plat 2385. I started in Silver because I only played 11 games S2
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>>161898872
The amount of healing on your statistics is a poor gauge for how good you're actually doing. The more important thing is whether or not those people you're healing are doing a good job or not.

Ana is a bit of a hard pick at the low ranks. A good ana doesn't win games by herself, you need other actual good players who can abuse your nanoboosts and heals. Self sufficient heroes with some utilities are probably best at gold rank, heroes like S76, Roadhog, Lucio, Reaper, Winston and like you said, D.Va.
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>>161898839
me too!
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>Reaper loses to a Winston.
>Then loses to a pilot D.Va, then a Mercy
>Ask him to let somebody else try damage, since he's having an off day
>Tells me he's carrying, then ults 1 v 6, dies, and blames me for not "keeping him up"

I don't mind playing Ana or Lucio when the team needs it, but holy fuck do I hate being stuck supporting over 90% of my games because of shitheads like this.
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>>161897769
This outlaw right here.
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>long queues no matter the time of day
>lack of content
Is overwatch dead???
sure as fuck seems like it what the fuck did blizz do
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Daily reminder to be nice to us healers :)
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>>161899841
Shut up, horny healslut.
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>have 2 hitscan heroes
>noone is paying attention to pharah except d.va
Is master the new diamond?
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>>161897959
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>>161899868
you can always punish my boy pussy if you're really upet :3
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>>161899931
new thread
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>>161895257
>charging rein
>our zarya shields
>BOOP him into her
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>161899962

>this soon
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>>161889678
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>Playing Lucio because shit he's the only fun healer.
>Pharah is wrecking my shit
>2 Hit Scan Heroes refuses to pick her out of the sky 76 and McCree
>WHERE ARE THE HEALS, LUCIO! SHIT HEALER
Seriously she just flew over them everytime, and just pick off our back line. This shit has to stop.
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I can't play this game anymore. I'm not even a good player or anything, but then I got into competitive and now I just lost the fun I had on playing it. Won some and lost some, after some time I was really trying to win.

Looking for videos and spending hours practicing headshots on Ana bots. The more time I spent on the game the more I needed to play. I needed to win. Needed to get the higher tier and shit on the lowers ones. I'm playing like shit now, and I can't stop installing and uninstalling this game every 2 hours.

I don't even want to take this post to one direction, just had to type something.
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>>161900359
>lucio
>more fun than ana
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FUCK Mccree
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>>161897769
Reaper and lucio have bbc and toblerone's is probably the thiccest even if not as long
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>>161899678
how do you reckon he lost the arm?
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>>161900948
Wallriding, cross fade spam, and Knocking people off ledges.
YEAH. IT'S FUN!
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>>161890923
Sombra and Widowmaker are not for sexual sir
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>Try comp OW
>get shit placement
>doesn't matter how well you're doing, some fucker is going to get an ult and kill your entire team

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO GO BACK TO TF2 I'M SORRY I SHIT TALKED THEIR COMPETITIVE SCENE
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Man im so tired of losing. It's all I ever do when I play this stupid fucking game. I feel like crying, I fucking hate this game.
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>>161895379
Bro, Junkrat, Mei and Roadhog is the stupid fucking shitter meta all the way up to masters.

EVERY SINGLE TEAM has them with either a D.va, Hanzo, Genji or Widow in the last two slots and I'm so fucking fed up with it.

I get that they're easy/cool heroes but jesus christ if you don't want to actually play the game, why even bother booting it up?
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>>161884203
half the time they suck but the other half of the time they fuck my team of NA retards real hard
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>>161884203
>mfw it's a three man stack on their team and they're playing Roadhog, McCree, and Genji.
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>>161898398
He's literally pepe with that one skin
And golden rare pepe with the other
What's not to like?
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>>161899841
>>161899951
FUCK OFF TOBLERONE CUNT

YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON MY TRANSCENDENT STATE OF MIND
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