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Germanic waifus edition

>Symmetra's changes
[YouTube] Developer Update | Symmetra Redesign | Overwatch (embed) embed embed embede embed embed

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Live Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752015856

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord: https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
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>128x128

Is that a Mercy for ants?
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first for junkrat is best. give me all your junkrat reaction images plz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVzcG_pgRA8

t. console player
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>>161900024
Woops
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Daily reminder to be nice to us healers :)
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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

holy shit she is actually op
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>>161899931
>Germanic

Isn't Mercy Swiss?
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>monday
>weekly arcade rewards still haven't reset
does blizzard not understand how calendar works?
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>>161900194
>american education
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>>161900194
>the Swiss
>not Germanic
Nigga, you wot
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I wanna make love to Hana.
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shit game
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Do you think holiday event stuff is gonna leak or did blizz scold the fuck outta the people that messed up the Halloween event?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs

Party on the objective
Who's in?
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>>161899678
We all know who it really is.
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holy shit this thread is fucking dead

what a miserable ghosttown
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shit matchmaking
i hate ranked i want to group with a good tank
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>gm in less than 5 games

don't mind if i do
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>>161900249

It resets at midnight GMT. Monday evening for the Dtates.
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>>161900194
i bet you don't even speak more than one language lol

>>161900249
>what are timezones
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what's your favorite lineup for 3v3?

mine is zarya, roadhog, ana/soldier
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>>161900725
Genji, Mercy, Reaper
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>>161900148
I always fucking hate my team's healer because I absolutely despise myself
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>>161900085
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>>161900725
Soldier 76, Roadhog, Ana
this combo is a fucking nightmare trust me
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>>161900415
There's a list floating around that has all the heros who are gonna get new skins/taunts/intros
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>>161900976
I know but I mean like a comic, lootbox, skin leak.
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>>161900839
This is some unique autism
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>>161900531
do you want to boost a cute healslut anon?
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>>161900725
Tracer+D.Va+whatever

I play Tracer
My brother plays D.Va
My garbage player friend plays whatever

We usually destroy the enemy team

We have a fun and intense match when we don't
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>sombra is a worse tracer
>winston is a worse d.va

BRAVO BLIZZARD
R
A
V
O
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What thread should i use?
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>>161901495
D.Va was worse Winston until the last patch tho. And it's kinda arguable who's better at taking out snipers still.
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>>161900770
Don't feel so glum anon! I'm sure if I keep my damage boost on you we can get a win and I promise you'll be happy :D
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>>161900602
haha nice joke ahmed how is germanistan
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>>161901070
Aren't these drawings from the original animator of that show? I think i saw a video of this somewhere
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Ur in the point and this guy slaps your healer's ass

what do?
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which overwatch would you fug
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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern
holy shit i can dodge every bullet of hers
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>>161901764
nothing, he will die from exhaustion after slapping her ass
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>>161901762
Yeah, some people asked him to draw OW characters so he did.
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>offense heroes get solod by 1 solider
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>>161901812
what's the secret?
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>>161900296
>Sami lands marked Germanic
Delete yourself
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>>161901762
>>161901817
Well I guess I'm just an ass then
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>>161901817
that's really cool actually
i like how large the fanbase is even though i hate this game with a passion
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>Ana

Why the fuck isn't her entire kit nerfed into the fucking ground, she is the only thing enabling the tank meta.

She heals MORE than transcendence

Why does she do more damage than McCree past 10m?

She's too offensive with her CC, anti healing, and dos


So sick of this fucking retarded shit, literally shoot any tank in the face as reaper and Ana just heals through it.

Same with 76, 5~ second constant Dva ult. Buff his damage by 25% and make his hitscan easier to hit with

So cancer
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Americans going to sleep

Thread is suddenly dying

J U S T
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>>161902158
It's 7-11 am in burgerland anon
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>>161902153
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>>161902153
>She heals MORE than transcendence
wrong

>Why does she do more damage than McCree past 10m?
wrong

>She's too offensive with her CC, anti healing, and dos
so? zen is also an offensive support.

>So cancer
consider getting good anon
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this general is dead
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>switch to mei in overtime so i can contest point
>somehow manage to gain an ult by merely icewalling myself in a corner and using iceblock
>tfw enemy team are powerless to stop me from infinitely contesting
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Should I hold off on doing my arcade boxes this week just in case Xmas starts like the next day or something
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>Play support and tank all day
>Want to wind up a bit and pick DPS
>Things doesn't go as smooth as I'd like it to be with the payload not going to the final point but we weren't too far
>Get the blame despite doing fine

I get that you need something to blame but fuck man, not having some kind of shared scoreboard was a mistake.
Besides we won in the end.
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>SHIT BALLANCE
>SHIT CHARACTERS
>5 MAPS 2 GAMEMODES

WHY DO PEOPLE DEFEND THIS

WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY THIS
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Should Blizzard just bench Mercy until they rework her?

It's common knowledge at this point that she is inferior to all the other healers in every way. There is literally no reason to have Mercy as one of your 2 supports when you can have Ana and Lucio/Zen.

>inb4 waifu autists claim she's good
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>>161901658
>shitter bants
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>>161902906
15 maps
7 game modes (counting Junkensteins revenge and lucioball)
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>>161903210
Joke game modes don't count.
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>tfw the boop 'n' bag
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>>161902957
People have climbed master and beyond exclusively playing mercy, it's never about how good a support is in character but usually up to the team to utilize them correctly and somewhat the healer on the healing output.

What most heroes can't compete with mercy for is prolonged hard heals, ana can instantly heal with a flask but aftwer this her healing drops off a little and she shifts her attention to dealing damage.

What mercy needs is a buff on her damage boost so she doesnt have a reason to draw her pea shooter because the blue buff doesn't feel like it adds anything to a game where most heroes kill each other on contact anyways.

She needs a second ult like symmetra where she puts a protective immortality barier on a hero for a short duration.
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>>161903236
>Game modes I've decided not to count don't count, they don't fit my narrative
>Ignore the maps part of it completely
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>>161903236
Ok then 6. I miscounted. Koth, payload, assault, assault payload hybrid, 1v1, 3v3
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>>161903254
That's the waifu autist thing he was talking about
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>>161903357
How is that the waifu autist thing when he's just talking about game mechanics
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>>161903314
1v1 and 3v3 don't count, they're not played in competitive and hybrid doesn't count because it's just taking the first two and putting them together.

Not to mention the maps are just a long corridor with a split off into another corridor.
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>>161903454
Ah, a comp fag, disregarded.
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>>161903254
If there was a character 3 times worse than Mercy people would still reach master with that character, just to prove a point. It does't change the fact that Mercy is inferior to other healers.
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>>161903454
"It's not played in comp therefore it's not a gametype"
Compfags everyone
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Amélie
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>>161903691
>got Comtesse and golden costumes for Widow
>can't play her worth a shit on console
Expedite me posthaste, senpai
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>>161903691
why does she jut out her ass, her spine must be ruined.
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>>161902291
Yes to all, and you gitngud you loser piece of shit, I'm 3440

>80 no fall off damage faster firing rate than McCree
>400 hps with biotic grenade

>so zen has 30% damage debuff
>5s sleep with a 1s stun instant kill
Gee
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>>161903790
she's literally an animated corpse so yeah
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>>161903790
ikr

bilzzard should fix her spine its inhuman
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>payload
>enemy team doesn't make it to a checkpoint
>you have to make it 0.1 meters farther to win

>capture point
>enemy team doesn't completely capture a point in time
>you have to fill all three pips of a point for it to count

what's the logic here
even if they made it exclsuive to point B, it would make 2CP SO much less stalling cancer
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>>161903790
It's to attract a mate
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>>161903790
>>161903893
She's just flexible.
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Is there any way for the servers to send me to US instead of South America that doesnt involves playing with 2 US friends everytime? I cannot handle how toxic people are, the other day the SA servers were working wonky so it sent me to US, and man that shit was amazing, people using mics, games being close that even the defeats felt good. I need more of that
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>>161904045
no she's not, she's just trying to get some attention what a slut
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>>161904164
How's your steel thong doing, slut?
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WHEN THE FUCK IS CHRISTMAS EVENT I AM BORED AS FUCK I WANT TO UNLOCK NEW STUFF
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I dreamt about Overwatch last night. I was actually in the game on Dorado and Mei and Junkrat were palling around on the other team. When I saw them they said, "cutest and best pairing!"

This fucking general is in my dreams now.
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>>161904226
i-its a combat jockstrap n-not a thong!...
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>>161904314
Probably next Tuesday
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>>161904121
I swear to fucking god, I'm so tired of playing with a mix of Brazilians and Argentinians. They either refuse to communicate because they're embarrassed of their english or whatever, or they don't even try and speak in portuguese/spanish without caring if their teammates speak the languages or not. It's ridiculous, how am I supposed to climb ranks with a team that doesn't speak?
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>>161904314
When will you retards remember that tuesday is update day?
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>>161904420
This and gas ALL the gooks pls blizz
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>>161904420
fucking same, plus the salt is real too, you cannot say anything without getting you and your mother insulted, i mean the other day i simply asked any of my dps to switch to a range dps like 76/McCree to deal with the enemy Pharah and they just told me to fuck off.

I don´t want to sound like the classic shitter that goes "everyone is bad but me" but if people did the basic shit like grouping up and using mics, shit would be easier to win.
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>>161904321
Damn senpai, that's pretty cute
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Do y'all remember me?
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>>161904760
pls switch
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>>161904321
really? i had a dream about pharah last night! its weird
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>>161904314
>1 skin for few chars
>1 emote/intro for few others
>some cheap victory pose for everyone

I sure wish i had something to spend my 30k on.
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>>161904760
Yeah
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>>161904760
even bastion gets picked more often than you
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>>161904321
>tfw no dreams about Hana
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>>161904825
This. Every fucking time someone picks Sombra, you know that team is about to lose.
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>>161904321
Dreamed about hanging out with D.Va, Junkrat, and the Shimada bros, wish i hand't woke up
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>>161904987
GASP
yaaaay
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>>161905086
Liked the cute sketches
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>play a game of comp
>lose fucking bad
>go play qp instead
>backfill, cant even get out of spawn
>sign probably telling me dont play comp
>go play comp anyway
>lose two easy maps thanks to team dying
>Internet disconnects during
>could have saved that shit team
>back online
>banned for 30 min
The fuck did i do to deserve this im not even fucking great at this game i just want a golden gun, shits too much to ask for
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>don't watch competitive ow
>decide to check out some teams
>recognize most of the names from my own comp games
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>>161905047
>tfw you re not an ugly sperg in your dreams
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Even when my dreams aren't lucid, Hana always appears in them. If I dream lucid, then she'll already be there as we do whatever. If they're not, then she'll be there when we go through my surreal dreams, such as in the case of one memorable night, were playing San Andreas, and she was in the passenger seat of the car I was driving.
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>>161900148
FUCK OFF NO-DPS CUNT
DO YOU EVEN LEVITATE
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>>161905137
Thanks mayn
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>>161904760

SUCH POTENTIAL
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Wow, this thread got sad fast.
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>>161905353

You're right, we should stop talking about the night your parents conceived you.
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>>161905457
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>>161905237
my insecurities follow me to my dreams so i cant enjoy my waifu's company

feels bad
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>>161905353
>>161905457
HOOOOOOOOOO!
MERCY'S ON FIRE!
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>>161905260
>>161905351
I can do some requests. Nothing too complicated though I've been so busy with school my drawings a little rusty
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>>161905457

Dang, Mercy. At least give the guy some aloe vera when you burn him
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Guys look at this OC I made of Hana "D.va" Song!
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>>161905560
hot
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>>161905541
draw something that isn't gay
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>>161905541
loli pharah with loli sombra pls
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>>161905457
>>161905487
>>161905507
>>161905516
Getting sadder by the minute.
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>>161905541
What about Lucio eating some Lucio-Ohs?
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>>161905541
lewds
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>>161905457
d-delet this! made me even more sad now.
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>Try to drop myself to lower tiers by trolling to get into comfier games and so that I could team up with few friends
>Iceblock with mei at start, put symmetra teles as far away as possible etc.
>One game team manages to draw and one has afk so I get one win
>8-1 and 1 Draw
>still get placed 3011

How do you guy manage to do it? Should I just make new acc to smurf?
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>>161905560
Draw some lewds.
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>>161900148
>17% healed of total damage done
>'pls vote for me'
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>>161901864
>There isn't a single offense hero that can survive getting flashbanged+fan the hammer

Y'know anon, it almost seems as if offense heroes weren't meant to take hits.
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I have 63 unopened loot boxes.
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>get this game because I heard it's the new tf2
>suck ass at it
>the only character I can actually play well is Symmetra
>in other words i'm stuck being some tanks healslut

this is bullshit
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>>161900148
Purposely playing the weakest healer doesn't deserve respect
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>>161905950
>Symmetra
>heal
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>>161905950
it's your own fault that you suck dude
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>>161905954
Ya, you let your tank die with your shitty aoe heal
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>>161905950
just play lucio dude
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>>161905603
>loli pharah with loli sombra pls

I tried..
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>>161905954
face it anon, I have the highest skill cap out of all the supports
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>win 5 placement matches, lose 3, tie 2
>1600
What the fuck, I always had some golds and silvers too
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>>161905717
For you
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>>161905950
Nice bait
We can see that you're too poor to pay 40 bucks, anon.
Your disguise has failed, you're not welcome to the cool kids club.
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>>161906078
>not doing lewd things
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>>161906120
Have you tried getting good?
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>>161906060
While you let your tank die with no range and damage boosting for no fucking reason half of the time when i'm getting melted. Fuck off or pick Ana.
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>>161906193
I have been my whole life
I have yet to find one thing I'm gud at
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>>161906060
>Maybe if I pretend Ana doesn't exist he'll forget she exists too!
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>>161906202
>Ana
Lol thinks Ana is a healer
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>>161906129
> lucio
> white
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>>161905593
K
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>>161906129
Noice.
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>>161906129
is that two tentacles coming from lucios stomach that's ripping d.vas eyes out?

kinky, i like it
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>>161905950
>new to the game
>only plays well with symmetra
>heal
You've never played this game, have you
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>>161906303
>>>/r/asianmasculinity
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>>161902906

Imo it's worth the price.

when it was 40% off that is
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>>161906419
Get your Tokyo ghoul fan fic out of my safe space
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>>161906419
that sounds really hot in fact
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>>161906510
Hello there! Does anyone here know any reliable websites to get Overwatch apparel that isn't the offical gear.blizzard cancer ridden rubbish? I swear they must be the slowest store to restock items in human history.
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When to use Mercy res? I either never use it or get like one or two up.
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>Trying to dig my way out of silver ELO Hell

>Hanzos and Widows picked everywhere

If you are level 400 and picking last and some other fucktard already picking Widow and we don't have a healer and you pick Hanzo or attack Torb I am going to giver you shit until your retarded ass switches.

If you are over level 100 and still don't even understand the most basic concepts of the game you should end your life now so you don't further corrupt the gene pool with your retarded brain cells.
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>>161906703
>>>/cgl/
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>>161906703
etsy
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>>161906716
When the tank dies or when you lose two dps in quick succession
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>want to switch from csgo to overwatch
>cant play 4:3

ayy lmao
my monitor is native 4:3 so its not a meme post.
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>>161906703
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>>161900148

This ones good. All the other mercy drawing are terrible.

Also I like to sexually harass my mercys and make them emote for me while I stare up their dress.
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>>161906820
the game is dying anyways so dont bother
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>>161905603
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>>161906743
No point in trying to make people switch at that rating. Let them play what they want, cause meta doesn't matter where you are. As long as you're not a shitter your team only has 5 possible shitters, while the other team has 6.
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>top 500 not active yet

why NOT
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>players like iddqd, tvique, and harbleu get to play heroes like sombra, torb, and junkrat in comp because they can trust their team to carry their weight and play around them

IT'S NOT FAIR
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Just bought Tracer leggings

im a guy
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>tanks

they have the strongest ults, nuke/hammer/black hole and have typically more utility and require little positioning. You can't snipe but maps are small and defensive abilities counteract that anyway.

They deal just as much damage as a dps, except 76, which is the only dps picked aside from Ana, who is also the best healer and antiflanker.

Tanks need to get shafted, hard. Every match is 3 tanks, 76, Ana and another healer.

3520 btw
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>>161907085
I don't believe you
post boypussy
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why the fuck do people keep leaving comp matches? this is annoying as fuck. i'd rather have backfills than this shit
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>>161907085
>im a guy
not for much longer! :3
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>>161907085
pics pls
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>>161906949
That's pretty cute m8
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>>161906949
pretty nice, thanks
dat hips tho
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>get POTG
>it's not the one you were expecting

worse than not getting POTG at all desu
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>be hanzo main
>pick hanzo
>people berate and whine
>carry the match hard
>everyone gives props
>otherwise change if I'm doing shit

>play torb on attack
>get shit on
>armor the healers
>drop level 1 turrets to piss everyone off
>ult just for machine gun death mode
>or play metal gear and setup a turret behind the team

That scrap buff was huge
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How many guys do you think D.va has fucked?
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>>161907320
more people than the number of stars on the night sky
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>>161907139
Doubt it will happen that often this season because you lose a fuckton of ELO. I was frustrated with a game today and left, mind you the first time this season in more than 20 hours of playing comp, and I lost 50 points.
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>>161907320
more people than the number of stars on the night sky
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>>161907320
more people than the number of stars on the night sky
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>>161907382
>>161907539
>>161907595

So your telling me she is not A VIRGIN?

Your telling me multiple men have had there cocks in her mouth and use her body for there pleasure?

Oh god.
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>>161906960

But that's wrong and overly simplistic.

I know it's the "in" thing to say meta doesn't matter but at this level it absolutely does because you are even doubly handicapped when team filled with average skill players choose the a character that doesn't fit the scenario at all.

I get that it's better to have a player be average with the wrong character than shit with the right character but don't be shit with the wrong character.

I have seen it multiple times where I tell the widow to switch because their tickle damage means jack shit. After getting steamrolled on the first point they usually come to their senses and switch and we pull it out. I've even had it go the other way where we dominate the first round with a proper comp then they go full retard for round 2 and pick Hanzo or Widow and we get steamrolled.

These people deserve death.
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i instalock mccree in competitive, have voice chat turned off, and squelch all players :-)

mad?
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Set up my comp team /owg/, assign each of us roles, drop 2 people.
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I play tanks almost exclusively, and in every single game I have at least silver kills. I know medals don't mean much, but it does mean that at least 1 dps is probably dead weight every time.
I'm gold (I know I'm shit), so does this change when you rank up?
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>>161907198
U like pharah hips?
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>>161907657
>So your telling me she is not A VIRGIN?

she's like 18 anon get with it creep
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gottem
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>>161907657
You got it wrong. She is a bitch who merely uses men as living dildo, she uses them.
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>>161907770
Play whatever and remove the junkrats.
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>>161907657
D.va makes you her bitch not the other way around.
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>>161905457

this is a terrible burn you people should feel ashamed
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>>161907850
From my experiences so far, diamond.
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>>161907864
what are you trying to trigger ?
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>>161907320
Hana is pure.
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>>161906949
>>161907864
Are you the same guy who drew Reaper crying watching telenovelas with Sombra?
If so, could you post that one? That shit was funny but I forgot to save it.
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>>161907914
>welfare grand master receiver
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>>161907914
congratulations you re still shit
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>Get full gook team
>Lose the game less then five minutes in

I fucking wish I could blacklist these fuckers.
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guys someone is drawing mercy with a big fat butt

https://picarto.tv/Bewbchandraws
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>>161908093
LMAO XD
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this is going to be a long night, i won't stop playing until i reach plat
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>>161908231


>Weeb music
lol no
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>>161908310
You mean 5 games? Lots of people are getting tons of SR per win.
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>>161908376
>per win
yeah, about that. i have a sub 50% winrate right now.
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>>161908067
Ye! Here you go. Although I'm not that proud of this haha
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why is mercy so shit? worst healer, worst design after sombra, worst porn. if it werent for the healslut meme she wouldn't be played at all
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>>161908310
I've been getting 45+ SR per win so you get there in just a few matches
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So is it just me or did they make medals actually matter for rating now?

Seems I gain 30-50 for wins where i get golds and only lose 15-25 for losses where I also have golds.
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>>161908416
>Sombra complaining about human contact
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>>161908416
kek
For what it's worth, I think it's hilarious.
Thanks m8
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>>161908416
Did you do this one as well? If so, good shit, nice to see you here again.
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>>161908524
I drew that before sombra even came out
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>>161908416
do u still draw? could you doodle McSkill and pharah ?
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>>161908519

I was thinking the same thing yesterday
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We got some update.
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>>161908930
what is it?
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>>161908430
Reasons she's a shit healer
>Has to stay close like Lucio but can't dodge or boop like him
>Being close to her teammates is risky for her, as any team with some brain capacity will focus her
>On top of that she has to be one of the last people in her team to die for her ult to be effective
>Her ult requires much more team coordination than other support ults
>All other healers can also do some damage and be useful in other ways (booping, discording, sleeping) WHILE healing at the same time - she can't
And most importantly
>Ana exists
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>>161908959
Was pretty small anyway.
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Symmetra patch live when? it's been ages on PTR
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When are we getting a christmas update?
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>>161908519
time to insta lock d.va from now on
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>>161909090
Does her teleporter still have 400 hp (350 shields)?
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Plot twist: Sombra and Reaper are the nice guys
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>>161909106
13th
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>>161909160
Of course they are. Widow as well.
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Is there any chance that winter event will be tomorrow or is it guaranteed to be next week?
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>owg
>bronzie
>silver shitter
>gold shitter
>plat shitter
>diamond shitter
>masters shitter
>grandmaster good player
why are grandmaster players so full of themselves?
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>>161909090
They said her and the new map wouldnt be out for a while yet, so don't expect is tomorrow
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>>161909123
I wish I did that for my placements.

I played actual dps characters as if it was still old meta, now I exclusively play D.va/Zarya/Roadhog and I'm climbing fast.
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>>161907320
more people than the number of stars on the night sky
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>>161909279
>GM
>not shitters

Come back after hitting #1. Then we can agree you maybe can into basic team composition and counters. Still have long ways to go tho.
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>>161909262
It could but if it starts tomorrow it would only cover Christmas and not include new year's.
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>>161909279
>being a shitter
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>win a game full of people 2 ranks below me because playing with a friend
>get nearly 100 points

>smash a game of people equal or higher rank
>20 points

umm overtards?
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>learn to aim
>play mccree
>enemy team rages
>my team thanks me for being a good dps
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>>161909160
>first thing we see them trying to do is steal Doomfist's gauntlet

Yeah okay.
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>>161909541
But then why post a Genji with that
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>>161909672
I don't have any pics of mccree surprised
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>>161909483
Don't know m8, my last win was against a team with a nearly identical SR and I got 51 from it
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I hope Meis christmas skin is really really nice
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I haven't slept in 24 hours and I'm still sitting here playing overwatch send help
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>>161909627
Doomfist was beated by Winston and Winston is supposed to be a nice guy
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>>161909738

It's just going to be her normal outfit but red.
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>>161908440
:^(
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So who's the gay character ?
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>>161909926
Pharah
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>>161909926

Zarya
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>>161902079
how many variants of this one are there
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>>161909835
>ow
>lore
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so you can't play tank or support if you want to win
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cinnamon and caramel
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>>161909718
then have atleast one my american friend
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fuck

lost two games in a row after this and then gave up playing
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>>161909970
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>>161910141
I'm sorry for your loss
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>>161909926
Gerard
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>>161908685
She's wearing her zero suit
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>>161910131
mfw I look at my team's composition
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>>161909848
I believe in you m8
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>>161905507
Are you me? I've had severe depression and anxiety for the past few years that I can't even escape in 90% of my dreams.
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Fiction is still not real...
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When you're on Attack, is there a "standard" setup for a team on the initial push to the objective?
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>>161910141
What's the point, master doesn't stay forever anyway.
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>>161909926
your waifu
Realistically, though, I think we can narrow it down a little based on the characters themselves and Chu's shipping preferences (because no matter how much he denies that his favoritism has any weight, the fact is that he knows what's canon and what isn't). So we can most likely count Mercy, Genji, Junkrat, and Mei out assuming we're not taking bisexuality into consideration. My best guesses are Zarya, Sombra, Pharah, Lucio, Hanzo, and McCree, personally.
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>>161910630
Soldier, DPS, 2Tank, Lucio, Healer
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>>161910630
>Rein
>Roadhog
>D.va
>Soldier
>Ana
>Lucio
Alternatively Winston instead of D.va or Roadhog. Anything else isn't really meta.
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>>161910630

No. Generally knowledge of and skill with your character are more important than a "good setup". No point of having a Lucio if the person using him sucks as Lucio.
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>>161910630
hanzo bastion sombra junkrat roadhog symmetra
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>>161910560
the worst part is when i made the same mistakes i did once irl, in my dreams
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>>161910779
And I forgot Zarya.

Really pretty much any 3 tank combo will work.
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>get -75% xp penalty
>it only lasts 8 matches
please stop i dont want any more xp
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>>161906949
This is really great, Anon. I hope you stick around these threads, as we have no drawfriends.
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Should i be instalocking genji every game? I usually play tank when the team needs it but i'm apparently top 40 genji.
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>>161910821
Lucio is literally the easiest character in the game, though.

>>161910893
You don't get quick packs after prestige anymore if that's what you're going for.
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i am getting big SR gains in wins, but a loss removes very little SR

problem is i am losing most of them

it's like 3 losses are wiped out with 1 win
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>>161910703
>>161910779
>>161910821
>>161910842
So not really an overall standard setup. Makes sense, it's why the game is so fun, after all.

Are the snipers better for attack or defense?
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>>161910976
What's the point when he sucks cock vs. 3 tanks?

Even the best Genjis in the world don't play Genji in this cancer meta.
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>>161911076
It varies from map to map but they're generally better when you have a spawn advantage unless of course you're god-like but that's true of anyone
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>that feel when the guy you lost with 4 games ago was calling you shit, but the next three games you end up playing against him and win all three times and he keeps throwing salt
>>
>>161900313

>love
>not ruthlessly jackhammer her Korean pussy
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>>161911089
Well it has been working really fucking well this season. I play genji in triple tank meta because thats the hero im good at.
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>>161911089
Is 3 tanks really the new meta? I never see it happen in game
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I wish this game had more white girls
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>>161911395
Yeah it is in the good ranks. Most of the teams in gm are 3 tanks, soldier, ana, lucio
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>>161911057
It's due to your hidden MMR being much higher than your SR. The game weighs your SR gains by your liklehood of winning, your hidden MMR, a couple of performance statistics, as well whether you win or not.
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>>161911323
why not both
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>get two low level players
>they insta lock hanzo and genji
>lose us the game in a 6v4

incredible
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>>161910821
>No point of having a Lucio if the person using him sucks as Lucio.
As much as I want to agree with this, I can't. At least not fully.
>>161910989
>Lucio is literally the easiest character in the game, though.
...Because I also agree with this.
Lucio is such a waste of a good gameplay concept from Blizzard.
Just don't fucking die, and swap between speed & heal. There you go. You have reached Lucio's skill ceiling. Congratulations.

His projectile speed is a joke.
His damage is a joke.
His boop has a cooldown.
He can just barely defend himself.
His ult is the most underwhelming support ult. And it is the ONLY support ult that has an activation cast time so you are always under the danger of missing that very brief time window to respond to incoming high burst damage because of that one second.

I used to love playing Lucio, but that love diminishes every day because you have almost zero to none game changing, noticable play potential.

I'm more drawn to Zen and Ana because of this.

I don't know man, I don't know.
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>>161911570
This.
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>>161911640
You misspelled "mode"

3/10
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why do dva players never switch

is she that good
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>>161899931
>tfw Bastion still needs a nerf

Just like how Torbjorn's turret needs a nerf on it's auto-snapping and Torbjorn's ult needs a nerf since it has zero downsides.
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>>161911727
I WONDER WHAT PLATFORM THIS ANON PLAYS AT
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>>161911510
does that mean that if I tryhard in quickplay i can rank up faster?
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>>161911702
She got a buff recently, now she's more viable.
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>>161911687
I think this is intentional as D.Va has mild retardation.
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which overwatch waifu is the most dominant one?
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Have to switch to Mccree or Roadhog because the others ignore the Pharah ripping them a new one.
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>>161911878
Which OW Shad drawing is the worst?
Could this be it?
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>start instalocking Soldier
>rose from 3250 to 3400
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>>161911904

>Roadhog counters Pharah

Silver league spotted
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>>161911878
Tracer is a low key Dom. She's all flirty and playful and then throws girls to the bed and fists them.
>>
Please don't let >>161911727 sour your opinion about console players.
Most of us understand Bastion is borderline a joke pick and Torb is underwhelming at best.
>>
Mercy E when?
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>>161911808
I think they use separate MMRs or don't weight your QP MMR that much, but that's just my assumption, as people play differently in QP and Comp and I'm sure Blizzard is aware of this.
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what am i doing wrong?
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>>161911936
All of Shad's drawings are equally horrible. Shad once had a fit in a /v/ thread when people were trash-talking him. He tried to pretend that it wasn't him.
>>161912024
Mercy deleted from the game so whores stop instalocking her and giving us a free loss when?
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>>161911878
i truly believe all shadshit faggots should kill themselves
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>>161911996
You couldn't be more wrong.
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>>161912134
>tfw you spray your pattern all over tracers butt
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>>161908524
What are you implying Anon?
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why are gold ranked players and diamond ranked players allowed to queue together
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Amélie est ma petite myrtille ! Je veux épouser Amélie et avoir des enfants avec elle !
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>>161911904
>McCree
>Roadhog

Not the supurior, overbuffed Soldier: 76.
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>>161911510
what's the difference between hidden mmr and sr?
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>>161912320
Priorities in game design.
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>>161903847
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

Read her wiki page.
>>
>win a game pretty easily
>next game some of teammates are new and aren't even calibrated and do shit all and we are expected to carry them because of our win
>lose because you can't have dead weight in a team game

nice fucking system
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>>161911631
Not everything needs to be mega-flashy and monstrously game-changing in order to be useful. Speed, passive heals, a very powerful barrier, and booping are all very useful tools.
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>>161912320
>3 stars
>gold
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>>161912320
People probably said the 500 SR restriction was too restrictive
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>>161912243
boop
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Searching for game
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>join a mid-game match
>2 healers, 2 tanks, 1dps
>ask if I should pick dps or tank
>get kicked after fucking 3 seconds for inactivity
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>>161912640
Everyone quit for Paladins
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How many decent-good players do you run into in solo queue on a daily basis?
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>>161912569
Reminder that you're a literal faggot.
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>>161912320
cause people wanna play with their friends
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>>161912574
i checked

they are 800 rating apart right now
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>3v3
>matched with 2stack of shitters
>give me shit all match despite making losing picks

>next match they're on the enemy team
>push their shit in thoroughly
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>my support main friend's S2 high was 3100
>fell down to 2400
>got placed in 2400 this season
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>>161912465
>a very powerful barrier
>drains before you even notice you have it
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>>161912469
who is the meme kid in the pic?
and why are ppl posting him all the time?

I wish they'd stop.

fuck
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Is this game dying or is that a meme?
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>>161912762
>playing 1v1
>Ana duel
>I get slept
>he runs up to me, Bio Grenades, then shoots me
>left with 24HP
>I start jumping around like a retard
>he tries to melee me
>finally stops trying after missing
>tries to shoot me
>misses
>I kill him
>he ragequits
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>>161912687
No
They finally returned to being fucking LoL shitters
>join QP
>everyone is under lvl 100
>I'm lvl 30, almost the lowest
>my team gets wrecked at the start
>begin making suggestions and polite orders
>people listen to me
>flawless victory
WHAT IS THIS GOODNESS
PEOPLE ARE CONSIDERATE
HOLY FUCK YES
I THINK I CAME A LITTLE
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>>161912848
is D.va a slut or just dumb?

We just dont know
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>>161912359
I'm not sure. I wish they would better explain the relationship between the two. One thing I do know is that how it weighs everything is affected by things like if you've taken a break recently, so the system will be less "sure" of your true MMR so it will be weighed less in your SR gains/losses. It looks to be a lot more complex than most people think, but I think they're trying to keep things under wraps so people don't try to gear themselves to playing the system and not just playing "well" whatever it means to them personally.
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>>161912848
People are retarded and complain because it takes about a minute to find a game instead of getting one instantly so they sperg out about it.
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>>161912828
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>play 1v1
>win 5-0
>queue again
>same guy
>5-0 him again
>queue again
>it's him again
>he says "gg" and leaves
>>161912828
>not knowing about Jimmy Nu-male
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>>161912848
Blizzard did some shit with the matchmaking system apparently. Getting matches is now harder.

>>161912687
If overwatch players are quitting, it sure as hell isn't for paladins.
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>>161912709
No reason to be rude anon
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>>161913012
takes me under a minute
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>>161912752
Well that's technically permitted but yeah, letting diamonds queue with gold players is a bit much.
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>>161912696
Yesterday I found a QP team that behaved like a Diamond level comp for some reason. We fucking stomped the enemy.
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Would you take a kiss from Sombra?
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>>161912696
At least 1 person a day, 3 if I'm lucky.

1 every game in qp, because it's easier to find people willing to cooperate in qp.
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Who is the best healer and why ?

I play Ana, Lucio and Mercy pretty nicely but can't decide wich one to really main in comp
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>>161913205
Symmetra.
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>>161903254
She's only useful for bronze shitters who can't aim.
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>>161900024
>groping Pharah's ass
great choice
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>Play Mercy pretty much all the time since I like everything about her even her kit and healing
>Climbed to 3,900 in Masters with her and Lucio
>I'm gay so no porn
>People are throwing around the 'mercy main btw' meme and how she's literally the easiest hero in the game to play
>Get linked some youtube video basically going on with these memes
>Friends making fun of me about how "they dont main the easiest hero in the game" and how they'd get high grand master if they played her too
>I know these are all probably jokes but it just doesn't ever end

I think I need to go fucking main something else I swear to god this shit is tiring and is beating a dead horse ten times over I claw my eyeballs each time
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>>161913205
>maining in Overwatch
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>>161913008
>Jimmy Nu-male
>Google Image Search
what the fuck
>>
>Play Mystery Heroes
>One team gets Pharah
>Nobody on other team can get a hitscan hero or, if they do, they are a mercy main and can't hit a Pharah
>Steamroll

This is every game for me. I get to be the Pharah sometimes.
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>tfw my gaymer mouse doesn't work in my good mousepad buy my old shitty mouse does
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>>161913280
are you a qt boi
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>>161904021
Then the 'close enough' point would become the new 'necessary' point. Is this bait?
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>>161912982
Stop posting this nigga, holy shit.
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>>161913205
That's a two part answer
Ana is the best at healing
Lucio is the best support period
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>>161913280
Play some Ana
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>playing King's Row
>barely take first point in Overtime
>barely take the checkpoint in Overtime
>barely get the cart to the end in Overtime
>enemy rolls us on first point
>enemy barely has 53 seconds left when they cap it
>we get an extra minute, so they now have nearly two minutes
>we shitstomp them on the first point
>cart gets stopped on the second checkpoint
>we hold them first point
>we win
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Pharah's S a g g y Tits
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>>161913280
Just stop using Mercy holy shit, she's fucking worthless anyway.
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>>161913545
Did Widowmaker actually have anything to do with this story?
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>>161913393
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>>161913280
post your Mercy stats bitch boy
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Why can't I stop myself from playing 76?

>high direct damage
>aoe finisher damage
>mobile
>spammable team healing
>>
>Land a hook on some guy
>he doesn't get pulled through a wall

What the fuck is this?
Is Hook fixed?
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>>161913608
I was Widowmaker for the first point on our second attack and I instantly deleted both their healers. I switched to Reaper right after, though.
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>>161903691
>>161903893
>Smugberry
I want to hug the smug very close. I don't even care that she's cold/frozen.
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>>161913609
Thank you, the other images weren't returning anything from Google. Parker Hartzler, nobody meme worthy, apart from the goofy ass beard and hair.

Why do you keep posting this dude? Is he your personal meme?
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>>161902906
>Shit balance

There really aren't any mega op characters like in LoL, everyone's counterable

>Shit characters
Based on...? Your shitty opinion?

>5 maps
Flat out wrong

>2 game modes
Literally false
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>>161913717
He is borderline overpowered and takes very little skill. You can spray out to pretty absurd range and hit 90% of the bullets.

At least McMeme takes some skill to hit shots with high accuracy, soldier is much easier to aim and suffers much less from misses.
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>won my last 6 placements with 37 avg eliminations and 25k dmg
>SR is 2170
this is my home now...
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>>161913280
Im also main mercy. Ignore them anons, she's best.
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>Come into game very late
>They are losing hard
>End up turning the game around and win


After all that they vote the useless mercy who never used her ult.
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>>161914162
>bone soldier skin

i get it
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>Play in the early morning
>Enemy team has Mei
>DONG ZHU-
>Nothing
>5-10 seconds later the circle appears, get instantly frozen
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>>161914162
>fucking your friend's daughter
delete this

>>161913983
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When is Christmas update ree
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>>161913328
n-no

>>161913416
Good idea

>>161913661
Of what? QP? Current competitive season?
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>>161914261
Happened in my match earlier. Mei's line went off and then it sounded like the little robot was bouncing around the payload for a few seconds before it activated
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SPEE BOO
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>>161911936
The loli witch mercy with the fucked up teeth is the worst
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>>161914307
next week
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>>161912465
The thing is, you can't even begin to compare the Zenyatta / Ana gameplay to Lucio's.

Zenyatta gameplay is engaging as fuck, you need to constantly look out who to give harmony to, think which enemy would be most devastated by your discord, how many enemies are focused on the disord target, or are you going to discord your targets only, your steel balls do heavy damage, you need to think about these while shooting them, your ult is instant, you have to activate it at the right time... etc.

And Ana. You can both deal high damage and high healing at the same time, that means you have to keep all watch out for lietrally everyone, ally or foe all times, sleep dart is a great utility, as well as the grenade. Are you going to use it to buff heal, or offensively? Her ult is still very strong despite the nerf.

And Lucio...

Just be in the middle of your team, press shift every couple of seconds, and spam bubbles at head height because god knows you can't even begin to hope to hit anything with those minor pops of inconveniences that travel about one milimeter per minute. Top tier gameplay.
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>>161912067
How much time do you spend on the objective? It's not hard to get a high k/d as DVa considering she can keep calling mechs...
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>>161914579
But Mercy is the easiest Hero in the game, not Lucio.
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>>161914267
He posts about Overwatch from time to time, and I'm seeing one of his friends with an Overwatch cap in a few photos, so I'm going to assume you're him or one of his friends.

My sleuthing is complete. Nighty, night.
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>>161914621
that's wrong

lucio is the easiest healer

he is not risky at all to play
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>>161913280
are on EU because i swore i played with some useless asshole like you earlier today around the same ELO, learn to play Ana or eat my shit.
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>>161914632
autism
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Holy shit has anyone ever been to the official forums and looked at the posts?

I now have stage 4 uncurable cancer.

See you on the other side bros.
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>Widowmaker buffs
>See more Widowmakers in the game
>Game is objectively worse
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>>161914772
Do you not like my 45% of team damage healing?!
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>>161914851
Yes, he does look quite autistic.
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>>161914951
if your name is Paraly i hope you die.
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>>161914967
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When will game go near $20-25 mark?
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>>161915259
Never, poorfag
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>>161915259
When they release a 30 dollar expansion for it.
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>>161912024

Mercy's E is her pistol

>The more you know!
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>>161915175
Heh, you guessed wrong I'm not on EU sorry but I hope you don't encounter this person as well because you seem to have a high dislike for playing with this person
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>>161905735

What is a good amount? When I play Mercy I can get around 45-50%.
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>>161908680
Why is he sharing trousers with a very small person
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>>161914595
on average: 2 minutes. what's an acceptable objective time?
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>>161899931
How do I downrank my skill rating? I'm trying to collect all the skins through spamming 3v3 Arcade mode. So far i've fed about 40 matches in a row, but I'm still being pitted against good players. Also is this bannable? Because I've made it a bit obvious (Genji dash into the blob, then stand still)
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>teammate picks Genji
free loss
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This game makes me tilted as fuck, does anyone know another game (offline/online) that's fun to play?
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>>161915636
don't you get the awards by winning?
what does farming losses do for you
any game is basically 50/50, there's no real point trying to lose when you could just save time and try to win right?
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>>161900725
Dva, Mei, Ana
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>>161915230
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/jimmybuffett-1740

Plays mostly Mei. Typical stoner lol
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>>161915652
>autistic weeb gengu main on the team
>pick Zenyatta
>follow him around
>give him Harmony, give his targets Discord
>Victory
For real though, I don't understand the Genji complaints, he is a genuine strong hero, if you play at a high rank already, the player who picked him will likely use him to near his full potential, I see no problem with that.
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>>161915763
Well there is a set number of wins you can make, each time it resets. I believe its 4 skill boxes. By downranking you make sure getting those 12 wins or so are easily gained, then you proceed with the feeding to keep it down. As opposed to doing upwards of 30 matches
>>
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>Update on PTR and live servers
>Definitely not pre download for the christmas event tomorrow
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>people ranked 3000 in s2 are now grandmaster

i thought this bell curve flattening shit was supposed to help comp.
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>>161915584
*sniffs*
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>>161915984
Post the rest bitch, I know the guys were drawn pretty well in there too.
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>>161915896
>don't want to play 30 games to farm gear every week

>instead play 25 games to farm gear , plus 15 games to grind mmr back down after each win, every week

>can't play for fun without inflating mmr back up

well ok m80 whatever works for you
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>>161915827
Yeah, he's a stoner.
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>4 dps 1 tank 1 healer (me)
>say "get at least one more tank please"
>reaper switches to reinhardt
>thank him
>d.va switches to tracer
>>
>be bored
>its dorado again
>decide to mix things up and lock Mercy before anyone else chooses
>hear "OK uhh we're gonna need another healer and some tanks" on team chat
>someone picks hanzo and team complains
>pffhaha
>the entire game i don't heal and just use my blaster
>fighting hanzo for gold damage all throughout
>lose all 3 points on defense
>dont cap first point
>get potg with a 4x res and a double solo kill
>get a card for gold medal in damage
>someone says "report hanzo for throwing"
>pffhaha
Been playing like this every game since and I haven't been called out yet. It's never Mercys fault.
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>>161916309
The difference is effort expended. I have it one monitor where i rush the team, takes under 15 seconds, plus the occasional wiggle so I dont afk out. Meanwhile I'm shitposting or watching some tv.

Versus 30 sweaty as fuck try hard matches.
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>>161916101
>caring about men
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>>161900154
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>>161916329

STOP

THIS IS TRIGGERING ME
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>>161915885
Because people that play him tend to be shit and not focus on the objective. They hide on roofs and wait for cheap kills. They're rarely team players. I find so many Genjis hiding during big brawls because they're afraid of dying. I'm sure they do more than people realize. I've often walked in objectives undisturbed and known that it's due to effective Genjos and Hanzis but it's rare.
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>>161916329
>Even asking
M8, just save your breath they aren't going to cooperate if they can't even take the time to press tab or read the prompts at select a hero.
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>>161916327
I need to take another road trip up to Colorado. This WEBM makes me sad.
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>tfw forever gold
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>>161916552
>being a mindless slave to the pussy
Weak
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>wait and fill role
>need to be tank
>go Winston
>enemy team has a Reaper, Roadhog and D.va

>wait and fill role
>need to be healer
>go Lucio
>enemy team has a Symmetra and no shotgun characters at all
>no one switches to Winston
>>
>Play whatever inefficient class you feel like.
>Don't stress about winning or what your team mates are using and try to make the best of what you have.
>Game is fun again.

>Don't do this.
>Enjoy playing nothing but Rein and Lucio the rest of your life.
>>
Reminder to enable Dolby Atmos, as it is the most effective ecto-meter one can employ in detecting edgy apparitions
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>>161916957
>being a mentally ill faggot

sorry you were born defective

but keep it to yourself subhuman
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>>161899931
Friendly reminder to all aimbotters:

https://pvplive.net/c/south-korea-passes-bill-to-directly-punish-hack-ma
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>>161916957

>wanting to stick your penis where poop comes from and not the loving warmth of a vagina
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>>161917023
>tfw near grandmaster when only playing rein/Lucio/zen
>tfw bronze because I wanted to have fun.
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Why are there no black people in this game baka

>inb4 lucio
he's brazillian or some shit
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>>161903893
And her face.

Her mouth looks like a puckered asshole.
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>>161917120
>ywn eat a christmas cake
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>>161917042
Nah, it distorts the bass too much, and I just use CMSS-3D on my soundcard anyways.
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>>161917246
>He's Brazilian so he can't be black
You're actually retarded my god
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>>161917246

I'd say Winston but that would be racist af
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>>161917393
Still we need African-American representation.
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>>161916957
I love this guy's art.
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>>161917120
>>161917071
>implying I ever want to so much as be near 3DPD in the first place
Hetfags can't be THIS desperate to gobble on any landwhale's crusted meat flap sandwich.
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>>161917059
Well, that just ruined my evening.
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>>161917471
>need

Blizzard are doing a good job with the multicultural thing. Every other developer would have shoved in an african american immediately
If we're going to get a black guy, it's going to be Doomfist.
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>>161917246
>2 egyptian characters
>they aren't black
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>>161917632
>>161917603
>>161917471
>>161917456
>>161917393
>>161917246

>game set in the future
>white people still exist
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gg ez
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>>161917517
I want this Genji skin so badly...
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>>161917782
I want that Hanzo skin. Lots of Hanzo skin. Show ALL of his skin.
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>>161917880
They just need to do a wave of swimsuit skins for the whole cast.
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>>161917471
Lucio is a African-American representation.
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>>161917071
>>161917120
Why are hets so easy to trigger?
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>>161918048
He's not American...
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>>161918048
Brazilians are latinos, not african american.
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>>161917471
I wouldn't mind a black girl

SFM would only benefit
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>>161918089
Because they're fucking faggots.
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>>161918004
Amen to that. Speedos, thongs, trunks, bikinis, one-pieces, sailor suits, fundoshis, and other swimwear all around.
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>mfw christmas skins will just be red/green standard palette recolor
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>>161918118
>Brazil is not part of America

Not even sure if you are actually serious.
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>>161918151
Lucio seems to be of African lineage, though.
>>
>play on EU servers
>my team is all silent russians, slavs and frogs
>get rekt
>my team is vocal on mic speaking on english doing the randomest shit even if they have a shit comp
>win

>go to NA servers for higher chance of english speakers
>lose because BRs are a thing

More server options when?
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>>161917246
I thought Reaper is black
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>>161918151
Brazil is only part of latin america geographically, the country is completely different from the rest
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>>161918392

Because a huge part of the BR population came from africa as slaves.
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>>161918301
The summer skins did alright despite them just being recolors and a flag

These will probably have patterns like snowflakes
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>Getting a 50% winrate picking Torb every game lets you climb
Good joke there Blizzard
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>>161918494
He's too black

He's like void black
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what are people like the soldier even thinking
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Cant wait for Blizz to come out with particle cosmetics.
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>>161917246
do you want the bbc in your games that badly
are you a twink boy
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>>161918312
In this context American references residents of the US. Afro-Latin Americans would be the ethnic group you're looking for.
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>>161900090
>Mercy will never pin you
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>>161917730
>he thinks the racewar won't happen
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Should Infra-Sight be buffed?
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got 67 points from the last match
are losing streaks also as "genereous"?
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>>161918929
>Mercy will never breastfeed you
>>
>Walling off as many enemies and as often as possible
>going into cryofreeze on the payload during overtime defense
>cryofreezing or throwing up a wall when D.Va ults
>spraying Genji and Tracer like the annoying roaches they are.
Holy shit Mei is fun.

>>161906078
Cute. A++ for effort, anon.
You could make amusing comics to go with the style. kind of like the meguca meme.

>>161908416
This cracked me up good.

>>161905603
>Sombra wanting a tour of OW HQ
Pharah would be dumb enough to do it.
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>>161918839
>Weapon that count kills and wins
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>>161919290
>>161918929
>mercy will never charge off a cliff
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>>161918695
Looks like he was going for the heathpack+biotic field to try to out-live you, then again he didnt seem to initially notice you. I would have done the same thing if you popped your shield.
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>>161919290
>Mercy will never keep you safe behind a shield to the drizzling sound of D.va pellets raining upon it
>Mercy will never be powered up by Ana and look at you with a mischievious look
>Mercy will never slam your hammer down
>Mercy will never charge you off a cliff as she licks her lips unable to wait to do what she's gonna do to you when you both land away from the battle and everyone else
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Did anyone else really fucking suck when they first started?
I'm just wondering if it's me, or it's something a lot of people experience.
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>I cannot be stopped
What did she mean by this?
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>you will never sneak up behind Hanzo and grope his muscular ass
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>>161919846
>unable to wait to do what she's gonna do to you when you both land away from the battle and everyone else

You mean break most of the bones in both of your bodies and likeley die once you hit the ground.
>>
What's the best healing pick for when your team is entirely retarded? Lucio?
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>>161920165
Maybe Zen so you can do DPS too
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>>161919290
>Mercy will never change your dirty diaper
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>>161920038
ana misclicked
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>>161920021
Yeah
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>always wait for everyone to pick hero and then fill
>end mostly playing lucio
>I'm low plat tier with my 2nd best heroes
>can't get off the lucio train
pic related, s2 vs s3
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>>161915636
unironically kill yourself
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>>161920223
Or Sombra.
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>>161920021
Yes.
You'll get better anon. Just focus on having fun while doing your best.
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>You will never use Mercy's thighs as a pillow while she strokes your hair
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>this piece of shit got game of the year at game awards
>noone even questions the results considering games like Uncharted were in the polls
>it was totally not won by jewzzard shills
Truly what a great time to be alive.
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>>161911631
>>161914579
Is this EVER going to be adressed?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/5dwfbw/the_problem_with_lucio/
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>>161900839
>no dva/icky vicky drawing
>no cosmo/junkrat drawing

why live.
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>>161920853
Game Awards?
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>scrap buff practically gives torbjorn self-heals

So he's a builder, a sniper, a tank and now.. a healer?

Truly the best hero all around.
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>>161920721
Should I just stick to AI games. I've been flamed at so many times, it's amazing. I don't even think the LoL community was this bad.
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Which heros are completely useless?
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>>161920946
Play with friends, or just become a troll.

If people shit talk me, I just start doing weird shit like inviting the enemy team to join an erotic sonic the hedgehog rp
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>It's an autist who only plays 1 hero any never switches despite them having 3 counters
You shitter if you join competitive you're signing up you can play other heroes too
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>>161921126
Sombra
Bastion
Hanzo
Mei
Ana
Symmetra
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>>161921267
>Ana

Bronze player detected
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>>161921267
uh hello bronzy
>>
Do certain heroes charge their ults faster or by doing different things?

I had one ult as zarya in a king of the hill. ONE. We lost.

The enemy roadhog had 2-3 ults I think.

Why was his ult charging more often than mine? Do certain ults charge slower? or faster than others?
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>>161921378
healing/self-healing is a major source of ult charge. Hoggy heals a whopping 300.

If you want to charge as Zarya you need to deal more damage. Learn how to arc that grenade and aim for groups.
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>>161921378
Isn't Graviton literally the one ultimate that requires the most amounts of charge?

Also, everytime Roadhog takes a sippy, he gains a great amount of ult charge.
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>>161921378
different heroes require different amounts of damage/healing to charge up.
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>>161921234
I pick Torb every game and you can't stop me.
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>>161921378
Depends on the playstyle. Agressive heroes get ult faster than passive ones.
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>I hate starcraft
>I hate Meka's
>I just want to be a normal girl and have a normal life
>I'm a fucking failure
>I want to just fucking kill myself.

How do you respond to this tough situation.
>>
What hero is a great all-rounder? I want to just play one hero and get really good at it, but I don't want to be useless on some maps.
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>>161922443
d.va, zarya and soldier
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>>161922369
Help her recover
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>>161922443
Soldier is a pretty solid all around damage. Zarya or Reinhardt are probably the most all around useful tanks.
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>>161922369
git gud
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>>161922369
why can't people like you kill themselves already
>>
>>161922608
This board always this edgy?
>>
>friend places in bronze somehow despite being easily as good as me
>play a game with him

>nothing but endless shit talking in team and between teams
>picks are random shit
>nobody ever groups
>nobody ever talks
>people leave if things go wrong

>nothing one person can do to influence the games and losses are rampant and largely out of control

how the FUCK can anyone possibly climb out of this shit
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Which one should I buy, lads?
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>>161922369
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>>161921202
How to get banned 101
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>>161910694

>Lucio Hanzo, Mcree.

Kys. He asked for a theory, not a wish list.
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i'm gonna need some genki dama level support for this
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>>161922748
Night ops
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>>161922748
none immortal is the best one
save for Christmass shit
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>>161922748
you already have the best ones unlocked
just leave it to boxes
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>>161920056
>you will never fill his sake flask with your semen when he's not looking
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>>161922770
Pretty sure I'm not gonna get banned for saying "who came here to rp sonic the hedgehog no bully pls"
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>>161910385
neat
thank you
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>>161911631
I think Lucio took pretty big hit when Genji got nerfed. During the S1, pretty much all of my games between 60-70 revolved around Genji and his ult. And breaking it down was pretty fucking great counter to enemy Genji sperging in your team. With Genji nerfs, Zen buffs, Ana and the dawn of tank meta, sound barrier kinda lost it's usefulness.
Back then you did have game changing potential - stopping the Genji infested games. But that's gone now and all that's that's left is the aoe heal and nerfed speed boost.
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>>161922748
>They're 50% recolors
Jesus, were they really that strapped for ideas?
They all look pretty average
Night Ops looks the least meme though
>>
what's the consensus on the symmetra changes?

op or mediocre?
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>>161920946
No, play against real players. Consider it a growing experience. Ignore the flamers.
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>>161922748
>[it ain't me starts playing]

you know what to do
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>>161910821
>No point of having a Lucio if the person using him sucks as Lucio.
How can you suck at existing and pressing E every now and again?
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>>161911076

All of the snipers are shit except for Ana because she's a healer.

Unless the person playing them is a God tier sniper, which anyone below at least Platinum is not, then they are a hindrance to the team that needs to be made up for with other characters.
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>>161923082
Bad

You'd rather a 2nd healer and on attack/control you never build enough charge with turrets for shield gen
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>>161923167
I see Lucios who try to 1v6 enemy teams with their speed boosts on. And I don't mean contesting, I just mean trying to fight. The kind of players who use sound barrier on themselves alone.
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>>161923158
>tfw you can't get shit on for being obessed with 'Nam because your Dad fought in it
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>>161922369
Comfort the Hana.
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>tfw watching silver ranks play on twitch
it's too cute
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>>161922369
Make her happy.
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BRAVO OVERBUFF
R
A
V
O
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>>161923082
Creative, but lazy.
Blizzard just slapped re-used assets ontop of her existing kit rather then actually re-work her from scratch; something she needs more.
Don't even get me started how much of a buggy mess she is in the PTR.
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>>161923158
The song is called Fortunate Son you millennial piece of garbage
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I hate every ape I see
From Winston-A to Winston-Z
He will never make a monkey out of me
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>>161922369
Put her our of her misery
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>>161922718

Thats what I've been trying out tell the Anons above.

Between the the constant leavers and all of the Hanzo and Widow mains that can't hit the broad side of a barn other than the odd random headshot to feed their ego, it's really.....REALLY fucking hard to move up from the low ranks.

It will honestly try your soul.
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>>161923082
She is even more of a win-more hero now.
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>>161923513
no shit sherlock
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>>161917246

There are no positive or even neutral nigger stereotypes other than shamans but they only fit fantasy like diablo.
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>>161923790
>not wanting to protect that smile
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>win a match in high gold/low plat
>first match of the day
>76 SR
what the fug
>>
why is the christmas event next week? we are the same distance away from the holiday as we were when halloween event started last month
>>
>every fucking shitter that wasn't good enough to hit gm or even master are in gm now

i thought gm was meant to be prestigious, did blizzard seriously just elo boost every whiny baby so they could feel good about themselves?
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>low gold are now bronze
>high gold are now silver
>low platinum are now gold
>high platinum are now diamond
>diamond are now master
>master are now grandmaster
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>placements going well
>first few matches are easy and played well
>easily stomping the other team
>last two matches
>actual defense mains who aren't Mei
>symmetra on point 2 on anubis
>hitscan DPS getting killed by pharahs
>actual fucking bronze in a three stack

I guess I was winning too well for Blizzard's taste. I'll probably lose the next to placements and place silver or some shit
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>>161911631
lucio has probably one of the highest skill ceilings in the game, he also has the lowest skill floor though
>implying you'll ever be able to do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3cCQfe3s
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>>161924107
>that smile
But there are many other better smiles to protect.
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>>161924479
who are you quoting
>>
>>161918695
nice aimbot, you turboshitter
>>
>>161924460

>being a whiny baby about people being whiny babies
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>>161924615
no one, its literally the current state of placements

are you new to this format or something
>>
>>161924425
If they start it next week they can cover New Year's as well.
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>>161924717
fuck that
>>
>>161924716

>calls others new and doesn't know the old "who are you quoting" meme shit

incredible
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>>161924597
But there aren't any better smiles.
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>>161924618
>target fails to dodge by running in a straight line
>must be aimbotting!

Ever see Prometheus?
>>
>>161924716
I was diamond and I'm no where near master. And thats the situation that a lot of other people are in. I also saw a guy who was diamond in season 2 but plat now in season 3.
>>
>watch a streamer play

>only roadhog and dva spam

ever fucking time
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>>161924591
Welcome to my season 3. Went right into the trash.
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>>161924846
>using memes on a Christian imageboard
>in 2016

disgusting
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>>161924848
Are you sure about that?
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>>161924460
Grandmaster should reserved for actual pros.
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>>161924425
I imagine they want to leave some time after Christmas so people coming back from holiday or people who got overwatch for christmas still have time to get skins
also prepare for a sharp upward spike of shitter posts after the 25th
>>
>>161923498
How did you go back in time and get a lower win rate?
>>
Where the fuck is the PTR patch going live?
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>>161925104
With broken as fuck Symmetra, and no nerfs to current meta heroes? I hope never.
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>dropped 200 in a day
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>>161925170
Fuck you
>>
Should I bother playing Tracer if I want some variety from mostly playing 76? Or is she just a worse dps?
>>
>>161925104
Symmetra and new map wont be until half way through/end the christmas event

Christmas event should hit both ptr and live tomorrow
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>>161924596
>he also has the lowest skill floor though
that'd be Mercy
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>tfw Soldier will get nerfed again soon
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>>161925063
Yeah.
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>>161925248
She's deadlier if you know how to get up close, and her ability makes her harder to predict.

She's useless at range, though. Like. Completely.
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>>161925227
t. Symshitter
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>>161922686
Nah, it's usually ERP, and shitterposting.
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>tfw all I want to do is play Zenyatta all day
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So for the holiday comic:

It'll be a party
Torb is playing Santa for all the kids
Mei will be in it
Some omnics will go rouge and steal some presents, leading into the theme for the holiday brawl
Jack and Gabe will get into an argument that gets resolved because Ana reminds them both about the spirit of the season

It ends with Jack and Gabe spending the remainder of the night together and Jack hopes to himself that he could have more nights like this and forget about their arguments and turmoil surrounding Overwatch. It's bittersweet.
>>
>>161925356
>is fine
>gets nerfed for no reason
>is terrible
>gets buffed
>is still terrible
>gets buffed again
>is borderline OP

there is only one way this can end
>>
when will we get a sexy omnic woman
>>
>>161923513
>The song is called Fortunate Son you millennial piece of garbage
Yeah, and it's also a subversive piece of pinko trash, no matter how fucking catchy you think it is.
>>
>>161925356
Would he be balanced with 20 bullets?
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>>161925742
>he wants to die for his jew overlords
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>>161925742

>pinko
>trash

The Nordic countries sure are doing horribly with their dreaded socialism
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>>161925861
He'd probably be awful again
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>>161925969
Why? His problem was against 200 hp heroes, not tanks.
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>tfw you master pharahs spray pattern
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Place your bets
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>>161925356
they ain't gonna touch Jack, boy
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>>161926302
2076
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>>161926302
bronze/silver
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INCREASE

PHARAH'S

MISSILE

SPEED

LITERALLY ALL SHE NEEDS TO BE GOOD
>>
>Roadhog's first 100HP is now armor
Is he fixed?
>>
Is it too late to become Krusher99?
>>
>>161924107
>>161924848
why are her smiles so fake??
>>
>>161926530
she's broken inside, probably got raped a few times
>>
>>161926392
Not even a problem.
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>>161922369
gve her a good dicking to cheer her up tbqh
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>king of the lucio
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>>161926624
It is actually, it's literally the only thing holding her back. She is awful at dueling other offense characters, particularly hitscan ones, because her missiles travel too slow to threaten them enough before they can kill her.
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>>161925930
There's this country called Sweden, perhaps you've heard of it...
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Why are people in comp such salty fags?
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>>161911983

Roadhog player here. Whenever my team is being dipshits and not taking care of the Pharah I'll throw my hook up sometimes.

I'm diamond too.
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>>161926676
dorent help half of the KoTH have bottomless pits around the point
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>"now entering king's row"
>mfw
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>>161926795
nigger just hit printscreen

why do people fuck do people take pictures of their monitors
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>>161926882
>Now entering Volskaya Industries
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>>161926969
why do you think he lost?
>>
>>161923158

>that old school m16 with grenade launcher Pulse Rifle skin

best skin I've gotten so far desu and from a loot box no less
>>
>>161926395
>Buffing Roadhog at all
That's asking for trouble.
>>
>plat isn't filled with retards anymore
What happened?
>>
cummie
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>it's a Soldier gets instalocked and they don't focus healer/pharah episode
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>>161927276

Blizzard culled the scrubs into Silver and Gold where they belong.
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I hope the christmas update comes tomorrow

That would be nice
>>
>Ana gets the best Play of the Game intro out of all characters
>literally impossible to get Play of the Game as her

For what purpose?
>>
>>161924479
I hovered around platinum last season (although didn't play much) and got placed at 2550 today
>>
>>161927489
>the best isn't sombad's hacked potg
>>
>>161927489
>>literally impossible to get Play of the Game as her

Get a triple kill with your grenade then shoot another player for a 4th kill. Guaranteed POTG unless someone pulls off something similar.
>>
>>161926864
DUDE EPIC ENVIROMENTAL KILLS XD
meanwhile over half the cast becomes useless
but EPIC
>>
>>161927615
it was cool the first time I saw it, now I just find it pretentious

the EMP one is better
>>
>>161927615
Fair enough, that thing is perfect, especially when it makes Genji think he got PotG
Shame that it's even more impossible to get PotG as Sombra though

>>161927617
I'll try this out, thanks for the tip m8
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>>161925170
Adding a shield generator Ultimate makes her broken? People will rage at you for not dropping a teleporter.
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>Guy on team "UH JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS TEAM COMPOSITION IS SHIT"
>We steam roll regardless
Why do people act like this and take this game so fucking seriously?
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>>161927734
see
>>161927835
Emp is alright tho
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>>161927907
>dude its just a game bro
Dont play comp then
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Do you respect "support mains", Anon ?
Even if they are grandmaster by LARPing as Mercy ?
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>get a game with someone literally throwing so they can get a low meme rating
I just want to make it out of Platinum.
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>>161927907
>run into one of these faggots
>he complains about characters/player level of the people in our team
>he does it in Match chat

Some people man, I swear.
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>>161927907
Can't speak for everyone, but for me personally, I'm guilty of doing this. However, I'm not a cunt when saying that our comp needs work.

I think it stems from all those hours in league where I just feel that my comp is gonna do shit compared to theirs, sometimes I'm right and sometimes I'm wrong.
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>>161927617
>just get a triple kill with her grenade xDDD
In what scenario against a well coordinated team (which you should pretty much always be up against if you're not a plat shitter) could you pull that off consistently?
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>Haven't played in a while
>Come back
>Oh hey, it's a D.Va and I'm a Reaper
>This'll be a laugh

>She can now block projectiles as she pleases
>Her movement speed while firing is enough to chase people down now
>Her thrusters are on a smaller cooldown
>And she got a free 100 armor along the way
>Her ult is now foolproof, btw ;-D

Seriously, why? She's the only tank I seem to see now. Junkrat's and Phara's slow ass projectiles can be blocked, she has so much armor and health that Tracer, 76, Reaper, Hog, Sombra, FUCKING BASTION, Torb's turret, Symm's everything, Winston, Rein, and Zarya can't kill her before her boost is back up, or just straight lose to her in a shooting match. Her boost is able to get her to your backline, which she can now chase down, her ult is now no longer a risk and just a free Rip-Tire from the sky with a radius wider that Roadhog's Mom's ass, AND she can actually perform the role of a real tank and block projectiles for the team.

Does the bitch have any weaknesses right now, or do you just have to pray? Pick McCree or Mei and hope she's retarded enough to let you stun her, and that your team-mates can burn her down in that time?
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>>161928080
Where did he even mention Competitive mode though?
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>>161926392
some anon calculated actual dps the other day
Pharah DPS is only higher than Reinhardt, Winston, and Ana.
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When are they going to buff D.Va?
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>>161926395
God no, he still has no use as a tank, he's still just a damage dealer with good survivability and self sustainability, now slightly harder to kill

literally the worst suggestion for a hero change I've read here, apart from what that fag who loves pharah writes
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>>161928169
doesn't get better until high diamond
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>>161928303
Did I say he was playing competitive, or did I just tell him not to play it? Sniff my balls, champ.
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>>161928389
Soon m8

Theyre not stopping until she is S tier
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>>161928389
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>>161928182

During a Zarya/Mei ult combo would be the best chance. You might be able to steal the kill for a couple of characters with a grenade, then you can pump bullets into whichever tanks are caught in the vortex.
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>>161928178
People can neither take criticism nor can they accept that someone else might have valid criticism of them
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>>161928292
D'va isn't op. She can't protect her team as well as a Rein and she doesn't even do as much damage. She will also die to a cordinated team very quickly. The thing she does better than other characters is disrupting the enemy team.
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>finally made it out of bronze
Heh... who's laughing now, Kaplan?
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>>161928573
Kaplan because you ACTUALLY fucking bought the game
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>>161928389
Fuck that OP bitch.
Buff Sombra.

Just less spread so she doesn't need to be in the middle of the enemy team as a non-mobile character to do damage.
I also think it would be really cool if her ult gave temporary shields based on how many enemies were hacked.
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>>161928559
It is perfectly possible to provide criticism without being a cunt and without announcing to the enemy team that certain characters are on our team before the match even starts.

The person I'm talking about was not particularly interested in helping the team and he went AFK mid-match, that's petty as shit.
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>>161928389
have you been living under a fucking rock as well as going blind AND deaf?
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>>161928658
>he hasn't bought the game but is in /owg/
Are you one of those waifuposters?
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>>161928573
How do you even manage to get a bronze rating? I just played with a 12-year old finn who kept yelling finnish in voice chat and even he was silver.
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>Fusion Cannons deal 160 DPS in melee range (320 if the target is retarded)
>Light Gun deals 98 DPS with no range falloff
>Defense Matrix disables most weapons and abilities, as well as no less than 6 ults
>D.Va's effective health pool is unmatched by any other hero in the game
>there are people who still think she's bad
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>>161928850
battle mercy
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hold me guys

all i want is platinum so i can go to sleep feeling like i've accomplished something for once
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>>161928080
comp is just a game
the salt you can generate from griefing though
mmmm tasty
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>>161928940
>b-bronzeshitter
the gaymers have began to file in
clean the cheeto dust off your fingers
>>
>tfw had an essay due tomorrow and i completely forgot because I was playing Overwatch

Welp, atleast theres only a 3% grade reduction per day late
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>>161928946
At least you're playing a top-tier waifu.
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>>161928563
>doesn't even do as much damage

>Fusion Cannons
>7 rounds per sec
>0.5-3 damage for each pellet, max 24 damage for a body shot
>11 meter damage falloff

>Rocket Hammer
>1 hit per sec
>75 damage
>5m range

She does 2.24 times the damage of Reinhardt at a longer range. She can miss ~65% of her pellets and do the same sustained damage as he can, while having twice the armor and 100 more total health and more mobility.

And anyone can die to a coordinated team quickly, though D.Va will take longer to kill her mech, then kill her. She's the most mobile and yet still the sturdiest tank in the game.
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Pls no nerf D.Va. I like that I can actually play my favorite character without being bitched at.
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I'll be honest I just started playing this game (used to play league)
just did my placements in s2 and got 2500 with 5-5
s3 I go 4-5-1 and get placed 2100

I honestly don't understand how to carry in this game, it seems like if you have the wrong team comp or 1 or 2 bad players you will just lose
how do you fucking climb by playing support?
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>>161925631
Stop saying nonsense, Jack will die bitter and alone while Reapy spends the night with McCree after he forgives him for running on him.
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>>161926395
>roadhog needing a buff
are you bad with him or something?
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>>161929395
You don't play support, or you play Zen and/or Ana. You can't rely on these idiots most of the time.
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>>161929232
t. bronzeshitter
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If Carbon Fiver D.va has black hair, White Rabbit should have white hair, or atleast a lighter brown hair
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>Attack on Dorado
>entire team's running around the stage like headless chickens
>I'm Zarya, moving the payload by myself fending off the entire enemy team
>our Widowmaker and Ana are running around in melee range trying to shoot people
>Reinhardt walks off with shield up and disappears
>have no goddamned idea what the other two are doing, never even saw them after the match started
>lose just before the checkpoint

Got the POTG at least from Graviton Surge + lobs killing five of them at once.
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>They won't be releasing the Christmas skins tomorrow.

KAPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>161929465
I was thinking about playing tank
but I'm not very good at rein/hog
is it possible?
>>
>>161929013
You got it m8
>>
>>161929371
the fuck is wrong with her thumb
>>
Does anyone know if Reaper will get something nice on Christmas update?
>>
>>161929465
What are you talking about? Zen is pne of the best characters to carry with. More often thsn not your team will need a healer which Zenyatta is, and he does a ton of damage if you can aim. On top of that, his ult negates almost every offensive ult in the game. I've been playing practically only Zenyatta in S3 and it's working great.
>>
>>161929586
Hog is not for standard tanking. He is a fat assassin who hooks and shnooks the enemy one by one before running in and hogging everyone away from the objective. Rein and Zarya are your go-tos for tanking.
>>
>>161929745
>>161929745
>>161929745
>>161929745
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>>161929712
He just got a legendary skin and highlight intro so I doubt it
>>
>>161929786
>30 replies and 20 images before the bump limit
>Hanafag
It's always some waifufag
>>
is wingman elite with ricochet a meme gun? How would you even take advantage of ricochet?
>>
>>161929586
play soldier 76, you need to be self sufficient in lower tiers and 76 has everything you could possibly need now.
>>
All right. So. I placed at 2350~. I made it to 2403.

Since then I've been on a steady decline nomatter what, down to 2000. Support, sniper, DPS, tank. It doesn't matter, I can't win. What do I do, aside from just kms
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>>161926302

>>161926371
Close :)

>>161926390
Not quite, but that's what I had thought!
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>>161927907
>We need a healer!
>We need a healer!
>We win
We need what now?

>>161928292
>Her ult is now foolproof, btw
What do you mean by this? Mei and Rein can block her ult and anyone behind cover is fine.
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>>161929508
I only use white rabbit because it doesn't change the hair.
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>>161919573

> Holy shit Mei is fun.

I just started really playing her today and I cannot agree more. Oh my god is she ever satisfying.
>>
>>161929421
You do realize it's implied that the comic takes place in the past just like the halloween one did
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>>161900839
that's fucking bad
>>
>Leave match and requeue
>get same match

I left for a reason Blizzard you fucks
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>>161932686
>leaving
You should eat a ban.
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Casual Mei skin when?
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>>161932967

WE KNOW SHE EXISTS BLIZZARD JUST GIVE HER TO US
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>>161924596
fuck that's a good Lucio
>>
>>161932967
>>161933097
>tfw Blizzard probably has dozens of concepts for each character in casual every day clothes that we'll never get to see
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>>161904987
This is a cute drawing Anon :)
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Why do people like this bitch so much? She's boring
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>>161933843
murder hana
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>>161933843
She's very easy to play for newbies, and ridiculously powerful in the hands of someone with strong tracking and map awareness.
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>>161924596
neato
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>>161934530
I meant personality wise
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>>161934635

She a qt Asian pro gamer. Literally every teenage nerd's wet dream.
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Post healslut
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>>161936695
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>>161924596
he broke it down
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Which is worse?
The Mercy Main love circlejerk on r/Overwatch?
Or
The Mercy Main hate circlejerk on /owg/?
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>>161941521
Why not both? Extremism on every case is pretty awful. I don't think that loving a character does any harm but it gets a bit annoying when people begin posting nothing but the one character everytime, but the annoyance comes from me and is my problem.
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>>161924107

This is the fakest smile of all time
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>>161945463
She's korean, that's probably not even her real face.
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>get killed by a Hanzo alt
>enemy team doesn't have a hanzo

The fuck did I just witness.
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>>161946469
He probably just wanted to pop off his ult outside his spawn then changed heroes
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>playing with gold shitters who pick 76 and Mccree
>they can't kill a fucking Phara
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>>161899931
Any psn players here? Add me and my friend and lets comp together, flipittyfloppity and woogetyboogedy we friendly
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>>161947261
>they don't even aim at the Pharah
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