Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Being Purge is suffering.

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Leave Boston to me

>sheever

and going to dotamajor2

i have 200k in my bank account and i will gladly give it all to the kind anon who KILL SLACKS

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why is Sheever so big?

>>161837308
How is it that jolly fat guys are consistently good at getting people to feel comfy and have fun?

>>161837336
It's self inflicted. No refunds

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how do you stop this team?

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>shever fogged and cap panel

based desu

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is twitch chat our guy?

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I want Arteezy to win a major/TI but fuck it's so funny when he loses it.

>>161837391
What an arsehole

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>entering the same team as RTZ

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>>161837414
Dutchman milk is Dutch

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best waifu coming thru

>>161837414
shes a big girl

>>161837401
What denomination is that 200k in? I don't give a fuck if it's monopoly money.

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>>161837089
>Mate, that's bullshit. Did you watch the Yuros? >That was shitpost central.
Mate you're comparing one of the most important leagues of the most popular (?) sport on the entire planet earth to a niche video game.

>>161837467
>when you have to stop an immovable object

Does Dendi still play?

>>161837479
Dat 8,5/10 doe

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>>161837314
how do you do it

did you use a bot or something

you have been here for like the last 40 threads always firsts or second


HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>161837467
>the only guy with an American flag is a shitskin
?

>>161837467
You can't really stop something that's not moving in the first place

>>161837586
I'm talking in sheer shitpost terms though.

Even regular PL games get more than the international did.

How did fogged go from zero to hero casting/analyzing.

>>161837567
I'm always paranoid that these are Kelly

>>161837452
I'll help you there

If you are a fat guy, you have 2 way, either you retreat from society to become a 400 pound NEET, or you learn to get integrated in society socially. Since you can't use looks to be popular, Humour is the obvious choice. Being fat, you aren't seen as dangerous or worth competition by the other, thinner people, so generally you can get a place in the better social groups.

And so, you being your transition to jolly fat. Being jolly fat assure that you will get a slightly pudgy 6-7 /10 quirky girlfriend, and you can live a nice, confortable life by being a non-threatening source of comfort.


It's a good social niche, and Slacks is a master at it

>>161837479
>Alright host
>Great interviewer
>Great caster
>Token 8.5/10 woman "caster"

gg valve

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>>161837567
Everyone knows Soe is the best waifu.

>>161837662
he became orange

Why is sheever bigger and stronger and sexier than cap/fogged/csdude?

>>161837567
Mei is objectively better

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can our ogre win?

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>>161837414
dutch people are the tallest in the world

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Why arent you watching this stacked as fucked game d2g?

>>161837467
>sumai1l
kek

>>161837662
He is the poor man's Demon. Journeyman who never even got close to winning a lan.

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>tfw playing AM

>>161837456
I think he was considering that being a male escort for coguars is far better option than being within 1000 meters of Slacks.

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>>161837574
usd of course.

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>EG will finish in the objectively best spot for these group stages, 2nd place

>>161837781
bruh who is the T H I C C

>type "cum" in twitch chat
>get banned
what did valve mean by this

>>161837791
>sccc god 0/3
WOT.

>>161837791
that's a pretty stacked pro game

>sheever on the panel
i want to kys myself.

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>>161837778

Yes

>>161837781
Sheever
D E M
E
M
H I P S
I
P
S

>>161837812
TO be fair cougars are generally loving woman even if they got ancient egypt papyrus-dry pussy.

lets say i made a play and i wanna make webm out of it

how do i proceed

>Crit drafts
Holy fuck PPD when

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>>161837662
I don't know but I like it

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AW IN CM WHEN

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>>161837414
how do we shrink Sheever?

>>161837858
that's not last place

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>>161837868
My wife.

>get exposed by col of all people
>""""analysts"""" still think eg is going to win

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>>161837467

>>161837745
making Dota casting great again

>>161837445
idk if you're being serious but slacks made it into the scene off these videos which reddit viraled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AEgg_AK0tc

he then started a gofundme and quit his job

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When is liquid going to play?

>>161837662
by being lovable at dreamleague

>>161838053
>the weak should fear the strong

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>3 EURO TEAMS SECURED FIRST GROUP PLACE ALREADY
>ONLY OTHER ONE IS AF AND WILL END 2ND BEHIND OG

>>161838024
What a spectacularly garbage clip kys

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>>161838106

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>>161838106

Soon

>Wagacuck streaming when esports are on

Miracle fanshits on suicide watch

>>161837961
I bet Slacks dehydrates pussies faster than the virgin Saharan sand.

>>161838040
>EXPOSED
EG literally just threw a bo3 they almost completely shitstomped through
Meanwhile col got completely shit on by LGD

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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>161838106
right after secret

>>161838157
wait if euros only win honeypots...

doesnt that mean the groupstages are honeypots?

theres no lower bracket so theres really no advantage to placing high in seeding

>>161838206

He knows the law of the honeypot tho

>>161837567
made for sex

>>161838157
>euro teams wasting strats on honeypot group games
Just as planned

>>161837891
they're clearly anglophone purists, who shun all imperialist latinate prepositions

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>>161838316
this desu, EG is smartly manipulating their placement instead of exposing their strategies. Theres literally no point in winning the group stage games

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>>161837467
>tfw Norway

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>>161838316
>le honeypot wasting stats xDD

maybe this time will work well ....or maybe it will go exactly like every other time

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Kyle is pretty based, look at this shit

https://www.usnaps.com/#/gallery/dota2-2016-0809-16

>>161838157
feels even better when you realise we only got 2 invites to china's 4

http://poal.me/a31w3a
http://poal.me/a31w3a

>>161838513
>Europe 2nd TI6
lmao what
are europoors really this delusional

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>>161838513
>honeypotlans matter

lmao you can see how desperate they are when they included ti1 and then even claimed it as europe

BLACK AM


LET THE FARMING COMMENCE

>>161838513
the majors are literally honeypots

new thread
>>161660172
>>161660172
>>161660172

>watch all games in client with no commentator and this in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVnLon8TvXk

purty comfy

>>161838684
>grinding for the sake of more grinding
nice game

>>161838513
europe and america are the same thing desu

>>161838656
feel free to remove the majors

the point stands: NA is a joke region compared to europe and china

>>161838656
>biggest tournaments between TIs
>literally the last big tournament on this patch
why are you doing this, why are you being this fucking retarded

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>>161838812
if na is a joke region then why does europe keep losing to them when it matters?

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my husbandu

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BRING BACK PETER

>>161838256
>tfw everytime i hear that song i think of that bones episode
;_;

>>161838871
like when europe kicked the only semi-relevant american team from TI?

hehehe, keep "trying to think" maybe you luck out and one or two neurons start working for a few seconds

>>161838024
So he got early BOTs? And Windlace?
And thats why they can't catch up to him?

>>161838503
Norway is rich.
Oil economy + Swedish welfare state is a good combination.
Also really high minimum wages.

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>Magnus
>4 protect 1 AM
EG literally

LITERALLY cannot lose this game

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>it's a europeans cannot comprehend honeypots because the idea of not winning 5$ to win 100$ is completely alien to them

how does an entire region have issues with the concept, I think even china understands it

>>161838968
>Going around trees as spectre
Absolutely disgraceful

>>161838896
If EG busts this major, he's coming back.

Let's be real, the reason he "retired" is that he's a cunt and the other guys didn't want to play with him any more.

>>161838896
>implying ppd has time for this honeypot bullshit on this honeypot EG

he'll take a new squad consisting of himself, Fear, Universe, Jimmy and Moonmeander to TI through opens and take that literally free second place money.

>saahil arora

american? dotards?

>black

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>EG playing again
>geopolitical shitposting intensifies

why is this?

>Black^ is monkeys forever
What did Valve mean with this?

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Did Black^ lose weight?

>>161839036
>Not winning both the 5 and the 100 bucks
You americucks are so cute

>>161838954
Which episode, anon? I can't recall when it played

>>161839143
americans are the worst people on earth

why is there not a single white American on EG?

>>161839143
eg fancucks cant stand seeing their favorite team lose

>>161839181
you mean gained
black is a aids skelly

>>161839065
ye he's a cunt that wins


"LFAMao WE DEM BOYS XD loses to Monkeysforever

>>161839189
so far that hasn't worked out for you

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>>161839181

Steamed vegetables diet

>>161839189
So when was the last time europe won the 100$? 2013?

>>161839036
>have only a single good team in all dota history
>it gets literally all the prizemoney from that region while other regions get prizes over many teams
>GUYS GUYS WE RELEVANT NOW xDD
>never win anything ever again because the team doesn't exist anymore and the region as a whole is complete shit

brilliant, keep crying while you sink into irrelevancy a little more every day

>>161839275
wins third places

>>161839036
How is this major a honeypot when the meta literally gets shittershattered 2 days after its over

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>LD shilling summit again
for fucks sake will this kike ever stop

>>161839212
i think it was the one where zach got arrested for being the serial killer's assistant
i sear it was in the show at one point
maybe im just getting it confused with rick and morty

>>161839065
RTZ is a snake that managed to hijack the team congrats, now theyre going to crash and burn and learn their lesson once and for all

>>161839334
I wonder which I rather have 1 good team or 40 shit teams

>>161839345
The old EG won third places too.

>>161839412
see
>>161838513
for an objective answer

>>161839263
wasn't always the case

>>161839315
is this chick a womanlet or is black a huge cunt? he's got a manlet face.

>>161837467
Kick all immigrants from America. EG stopped.

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>>161839472

>>161839470
>win a bunch of shitty honeypots
>barely win any prizemoney

thats like saying your the best football team because you've won 100 amauter leagues for a total of 10 dollars

>The major makes me want to play Dota
>Reinstall
>Queue
>Useless team with shitty picks and no map awareness feeding and flaming each other all game
>Uninstall

been out of the scene since ti, why isnt ppd playing

>>161839686
>playing a team game without a team
You own fault.

iceiceice

more like

lullullul

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>people thought Faceless would perform well because they dominated SEA

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>we won the most majors/tis so we're the best

what did europe mean by this

>Zai
Daily reminder he went 1v3 at TI5

>>161839576
i am indeed a manlet. hence my confusion; i usually don't mistake giants for my own.

>>161839738

Turns out RTZ, the team assassin, was the real mastermind all along. PPD now an attention slut NA stream player.

cute zai jukes

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Literally EG right now

>>161839828
>even just sweden + ukraine has more winnings than the US
?

>That vanguard purchase

A

GOD

TASTELESS

>vanguard is a bad item
-the gulad

>>161839828
>what did europe mean by this
>stupid murican can't find europe in chart
gee i wonder

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>>161839874
>EG fans

>>161839892
and us+canada is more than that

>>161839892
You expected an american to understand basic math?

>>161839828
But according to this europe is the best? What did you mean with this?

>>161839738
he thinks desk job is better than winning million dollar tournaments

>>161839892
>double the amount of players have barely more winnings than the US

whoa....

>>161840030
>get a loan for the university that you'll pay during all your life
>don't even learn basic math
>get shot
Man, living in a country with a 40% in niggers must suck.

>>161840050
are you mentally retarded?

I love antimage so goddamn much. I don't even look at regular guys now.

>>161840169
>Man, living in a country with a 40% in niggers must suck.
As opposed to a country with 50% Ahmeds?

>>161837618
he is a super mega autist like james, the autist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jrqpn60d4A

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EG will win Boston screencap this

>>161840257
Dunno, we barely have any Arabs since 500 years ago.

this thread is garbage, no one even talking about the match

>>161840097
us manlets generally have proportionally larger heads to the rest of our body BECAUSE the genes controlling height are independent

>>161840237
NA education everybody

way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy fucking more

>>161840334
nobody's done anything stupid yet

>>161840024
>usa and canada is 14 m
>every eu country without russia is 16.9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCKING MURICANS SO RETARDED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>161839828
>Korea has 111 players

Guys I'm on my lunch break. Can someone update me on today's happenings? Thanks

Why does twitch mobile use so much data?

>>161840438
there's a mobile setting for a reason
personally I just use audio

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reminder that europeans view a different reality

>>161840490
That's what I use one the last lgd complexity match was 150MB

>Lanaya dicking them with her cute feminine gc (girlcock)
i want to be faceless

FREE ITEMS?

>>161838178
what is this anime called?

why must all the games be stomps? FL already lost, EHOME already lost, what's the point?

>>161840574
idk, Americans still think they're better than China dota

>>161840403
pakistan is sumail

>>161840623
Is that a jojo reference: the anime

>retarded /int/ fags stirring up shit

fuck off there's esports on

>>161840669
>FL already lost
Just wait for RTZ throw. He's already tilted.

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>>161840594
Are you surprised a video streaming service consumes a lot of data?

Fucking 2016 /d2g/ man, /pol/ has a lot to answer for opening the floodgates to all these reddit shitters

So this is the best SEA team...god no not like this

>>161840574
>all of europe, russia, and NA are still less than china alone

why is there a courier cam

>>161840574
Let me do math for you retard
usa 9,5 + canada 4,4 = 14 mil of Na
Sweden 6 + Ukraine 4,6 + Denmark + 2,9 + Germany 2 + Romania 1,4 = 16,9
14 > 16,9 in NA math lul

I thought black was really good on am?

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>EG v NP won't happen because of the shit format
god this tournament is so shit

>>161840789
you need to half the Yuropoor number because they can live off welfare

>>161840742
A low bit rate audio option shouldn't use much data. There's only a higher quality audio option

Is JABZ the worst mid player? He's BEHIND every game. Literally every single game hes getting pressured and makes impact close to zero.
Sometimes hes doing ok, but still, you cant recall any moment of his - his just OK.
It that because hes a shit player or its because faceless support mostly Black?

>>161840789
amazing its like if you say the sky is blue, they read the sky is red or something

is it something in their water that causes them to have a completely different view of the world

>>161840874
sounds like envy

>>161840708
Sumail is not american so that's why nobody counts him

>>161840889
>is it something in their water that causes them to have a completely different view of the world
MK ultra 2.0?

>>161840789
that's also just straight up 3x-4x the amount of players

americans make way more per capita (compared to europe anyway, china stills btfos both of them), which means they're better

>>161840815
wisp + sk is a very good anti am lane

>Faceless are good
- Reddit

>>161841004
Easy to look good when you only play against SEA teams

>>161841004
but they le beat all le tier 9 sea teams

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>Faceless are a force guys they've dominated the SEA scene.

I'm gay :)

>>161840986
To be fair that's because most american "pros" earn as much money as your average /sp/ janitor and thus never make it on to that chart

faceless are fucking garbage, sea region btfo

>>161841004
most of reddit just support them for the cool icon

>>161840889
>>161840843
>>161840986
It was proved EU get more money from Dota2 they fucking dodge so much. Stay classy immigrants

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>>161841054
duh, it's dota

BLACKED

>>161841078
>implying they're pros

>>161841054
hi gay

>>161841108
I like how you didn't count sumail for NA, and then counted the cis region

>lunch & dinner

>>161840843
>he doesn't know that people are smart in europe and knows how to dodge taxes
kys

Absolutely shit

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>Faceless
id make fun of them but I doubt they have any fans

I hate EG

>>161841257
If sumail wants to be american why he doesn't use AMERICAN FLAG?
ALSO NAME ONE 1 CIS COUNTRY I ADD IN MY CALCULATE

>>161841039
was the euro qualifier house the comfiest week of dota ever?

>Zai checking out the scenery after the game

based

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good job boys!

Why the fuck didn't AM build a Bfury? Or at least change the build so that he would get more utility out of Empower (Echo, MKB)?

Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)00:42:56 No.161840874 ▶>>161840903
Is JABZ the worst mid player? He's BEHIND every game. Literally every single game hes getting pressured and makes impact close to zero.
Sometimes hes doing ok, but still, you cant recall any moment of his - his just OK.
It that because hes a shit player or its because faceless support mostly Black?

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Why does RTZ shave his head every time he joins EG?

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>>161839686
Thats what your MMR do when you don't play.
It drops.
It was your opportunity to feed on 9 monkeys playing bad, instead you where just as bad.

How do it feel to be just as bad as your team?

>>161840874
dunno, but EG outplayed them on all levels. Faceless couldn't even properly support Black.

Game was over when EG got fb on Undying.

>>161837251
Artour is still cute. CUTE!

>>161841336
I love iceiceice and Nutz, but nobody else on the team is on my radar as someone fangay worthy

>>161841461
to fix the team's GHR (great hair ratio)

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How do we fix CK?

i don't know why anyone bothers talking about """NA dota""". the american professional scene is literally just Evil Geniuses, a team that is currently 3/5ths foreigners. beyond that, the quality drops off so badly that a team captained by Swindle "delete your lies and apologies" Melonzz has consistently qualified for valve events in their second or third place.

>>161841542
Aghs upgrade ultimate illusions are now always magic immune

>>161841542
rework him entirely

"illusion hero with crits" is fucking boring

>>161841636
muh proud of immigrants carries his asses

why is Black allowed onto teams

somebody staple sheevers fucking mouth shut

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>EG lose
>damage control and honeypot calls out of the ass, /int/ and /pol/ derail attempts to deflect

>EG win
>unbearable smug posting about how they're the best team ever everywhere even if their opponents were tier 3 dogshit

Name a worse fanbase in dota

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sumAYYlmao

>>161841636
CoL is pretty gud

>>161840574
Reminder of NA education

>>161841542

+2 armor

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I hope he learns about diet & exercise

>fear parading around in chinos & a hoodie
being fear must be comfy

If EG loses to coL, a tier 2 team, what does that make Faceless? Tier 5?

>>161841709

Black wasn't even close to being the reason why Faceless lost

>>161841729
god i want a hamburger now

>>161841729
NU-EG isn't EG, Peter is EG

youre talking about RTZfags

>>161841729
americans are the worst people on the planet so I can't

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what do we do about this man?

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when do the real teams play?

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>>161841801
>being fear must be comfy

>>161841729

Team reddit's (aka OG) fans.

Also the honeypot meme is always in good fun, stop being so bootyblasted.

>>161841891
just let him return to his swamp in peace

>>161841729
>Name a worse fanbase in dota

alliancefags were pretty bad

>>161841801
>being fear must be comfy
Crippling depression and arm pain sure is comfy

>>161841734
nice try, swindlezz. good luck in the rematch against EG.

>>161841907
Why did fear take this picture again?

>>161841927
EG is team reddit. Reddit is an NA website.

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>>161841907

>posting the edited humbled down version

bakku dessu sanpei

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Teleportfags BTFO

why is sheever there?
machine could/will get better if you give him a chance?

he might have crazy bants with charlie

>Sheever wants to kill animals to get money

>>161842116
oh come on i personally know fear is hunger than that

>>161841729

What's the team with the best fanbase?

>>161842116
>>161841907
no homo, but this selfie is A E S T H E T I C and i would let fear fuck me

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Cap is Kira confirmed

>>161842167
i really want to kill myself when i hear her

>>161842221
none

dota fanbase is garbage

>>161842167

I don't mind machine, I actually don't mind anyone since I'm not a blazing fucking faggot nigger baby retard that listens to "casters" and "panels".

McFucking end your shit life.

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>hand of midas irl
I wonder who is behind that statement

>>161842167
muh american diversity

>>161841956
this

He looks like he wants to kill himself.

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>RuHub gets this girl as an interviewer
>you get Slacks

>>161841542
castpointsssss

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tfw watching your waifu get bullied on stream. ;_;

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>>161842221

probably DA?E?, kaipi or old mouz

the only times d2g united under the same flag.

Not that you would remember since you're all fucking filthy post TI3 faggots that probably post on reddit.

>>161841542
>>161841642
Agh : 50% of double illusion numbers.

>>161842409
Wouldn't prefer it any other way tbph
Memes before hoes

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>>161842409
We USED to have a girl as interviewer before reddit took over

>>161842409
>random gaymur girl with ugly face vs based 6'4" chad with passion

>>161841675
Rework his blink strike to always teleport the enemy hero to you. Make Mojo into a passive that can randomly apply slow, root, stun or a crit. Change Chaos bolt so at lv4 it has a chance to bounce to a second target.

Hero is now more fun and reworked.

>>161842409
slacks is living reminder to not let the memes take over and we should be thankful for that

>>161842221
EG

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>>161842489
>slacks
>chad

Our girl got banned

>>161842409
slacks is a great addition to the dota scene and all the contrarians who say otherwise should kys themselves. also, i just cranked one out so this has no power over me.

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why did they ban her?

>>161842409
we cant have attractive women doing inteviews, thats not very progressive ,

>>161842409
Literally just a random uzbek hoe

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The fuck is this honeypot meme?
Isnt that word mainly used for shit thats used as a trap like monitored torrents uploaded by the publishers?
How can a tournament be considered that?
And if we go by the other meaning: something realy fucking lucrative, how is that a negative descriptor?

do you have acne problems like these players?

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>>161842629
apparently cute is good now!

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reminder that none of you beta cucks would talk shit to Slacks irl

>>161842629
I want pugna to be remodeled to this

>>161842629
Dunno. She's a real bitch against OD though.

>>161842684
hownew.ru

>>161842598
Slacks played football in highschool, he was an RA at CU Boulder (I live by there, biggest chad school in world history)

>>161842629

because icex3 is one of the best pugnas around and the hero is really good now.

>>161842717
Grow up fatfuck

>>161842717
Dat juicy shape of a human burger man

>>161842684
nobody actually knows. they just keep repeating it over and over to appear relevant

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>>161842489
I'll take passion but he's not 6'4

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>Twitch chat osfroging lifedrains 0 sec cd
baka at these 2k scrubs

>>161842717
I'd lay him the fuck out

>>161842745
he's a balding fatfuck, not a chad

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>>161842167
why shouldn't she?

>>161842684
>The fuck is this honeypot meme?
Sore losers justifications.
>Isnt that word mainly used for shit thats used as a trap like monitored torrents uploaded by the publishers?
Mostly from CP, you newfag.
>How can a tournament be considered that?
So you show your super secret strats, which is retarded because there is a patch after the Mayor.
>And if we go by the other meaning: something realy fucking lucrative, how is that a negative descriptor?
Is just a forced meme, you fag.

>>161842684

HELLOOOOOOOOO REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY YOU ARE STAY!!!!!!!

>>161842629
Becuase she is getting picked in the other game.

>>161842717
I met slacks in ESL one Manila. His head is way too small compared to his body.

>>161842825
I had a dream I was a little girl

It was nice

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>>161842915
pic related

>>161842854
If you've never cum to this webm you need to go back to r/dota2

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I miss her

She didn't need memes to do her job

>>161842854
someone tweet this at the twitter shit they've been posting on the panel

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>>161842440

>>161842717
don't take it too far, slacks. you're OK, but no one is intimated by your disproportionately small baby head and oddly effeminate eyes.

>>161842937
nice tan dude

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>>161842741
>ask a newbie qeustion
>220+IQ trancendant anon makes the connection that i must be new
>too inteligent to not share xis wisdom with the rest of the world

Seriously though, throw me a bone will ya?

>>161842962

>fapping to grannies

disgusting

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>>161842937
>germany is white

>>161842221
VP

>>161842221
Liquid

>>161843023
go back

>>161842937
based german guy

who here /don't give a fuck about esports just want the new patch for memes/?

>>161843015
>Kunnka as Tide and Tide as Kunnka
Fucking cute

>>161842937
>posting a picture of himself as a foreigner on a dedicated white nationalist board

the absolute madman

>>161843015
maybe if you lurked more you'd see that it's all connected to one team and most of the autistic /pol/posting

>>161843104

>hurr durr my feet meme is so obscure

no, it is you that has to go back you normie fucking fetish noob

kill yourself.

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>>161843023
Rude

JESUS CHRIST IS UNIVERSE REALLY 27????????????????????????

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Wow purge can't stop eyefucking our Jew for that BTS caster job.
He's lucky Sunsfan is a cuck anyway

Is JABZ the worst mid player? He's BEHIND every game. Literally every single game hes getting pressured and makes impact close to zero.
Sometimes hes doing ok, but still, you cant recall any moment of his - his just OK.
It that because hes a shit player or its because faceless support mostly Black?

when did iceiceice get fat?

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is LD really a jew? Why don't you like jews?

black looks legit 30
what does dota do to a man

>>161843121
>>161843029
so that's two people who don't know where manilla is

>>161843009
>>161843134
and two who don't know how to read filenames

i sure love nu-d2g

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PICKED BY EHOME

>>161843243
cho cho motherfucker

>>161843214
kys

>>161843015
It's a thing that EG fans use to justify their team losing non-majors, but placing well in majors. They call them honeypots because they force the winning teams to give up information about strats that they've been working on, as to win, they have to apply said strats, giving their opponents time to counter the strats before majors.

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>>161843253
What does rapid weight loss do to a man you mean

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>>161843270
also why doesn't /vg/ have flags?

>>161843183
>that spacing
way to out yourself

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>>161843280
>being unable to fuck female pugna