>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
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>>161851717
I don't like it.
rate this major from 1-10 so far
>>161851765
8. Games are breddy gud.
I mostly mute the breaks between games, or go watch other ones.
best waifu coming thru
>>161851765
3/10
Because EG is doing well.
guys I started listening to Nightcore is that okay
10th for best prog of the past two years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHknO8JMorM
what's your opinion on Sheever hosting?
>>161851929
awful
>>161851849
I can't tolerate this epic every thread meme desu
>>161851929
Garbage.
>>161851765
6/10 not enough memes
What was this guy's name again?
>>161851891
switch to eurobeat
>>161851765
6 worst panel yet but the downtime between games isn't huge. worried for the main event
>>161851692
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing pugna's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
>>161851929
All I wanted.
>>161852014
post eurobeats
i only know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWQQBMF0Ew
>>161852047
>her
lmao u dumb?
pugna is male
>>161852010
jack
>>161852053
MILF?
>>161852089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
>>161851929
garbage, a disgrace to Dota2 that our supposed premier tournaments allow someone so talentless on screen
>>161852010
Lenny?
>>161851929
The worst host ever.
>>161851765
5/10
shitty format, boring panel, no toby+synd casting, half of teams feel like t3
i could be much worse though andslav team is most dominant one for the first time since forever and i am happy about this since i am slav too
>>161852169
but kotlguy exists
>damageless picks vs naga
gg go next
>>161852136
>male
T O B E R
O
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>>161852312
he's still in the scene?
kek, maut must hate him for getting big but himself getting shafted in the process
Bring her back
HELLO DARKNESS
>>161852171
if you were really a slave you'd write that while squatting.
you're probably just sitting in a comfy chair like a fucking normie.
WHY CAN'T SHEEVER BRUSH HER FUCKING TEETH
I'M SO SICK OF SEEING THOSE YELLOW BROKEN SHIT TEETH
AHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>161852312
Kotlguy can speak English and doesn't have autism
>>161851327
I mean to say I like that stuff
thanks senpaitachi
>>161851765
7/10 a tourney
>Purge
>Caption says Godz
Wew
>>161852167
Yes
Happy birthday lenny
>>161852374
>euroupean water
wew
>>161852359
a shame, he's a cute boy with longer hair
>>161851765
7 because RTZ is getting exposed as the washed up streamer he is
>>161852460
Gay
wait, I'm stupid. No one gets eliminated before the playoffs, right?
Sheevers freckled cleavage is p cute 2bh
>>161852408
purge has the handsomeness of multiple gods yes.
What did Sumail mean by this?
Is this the first time rtz & sumail have shown this lane swap?
>>161852454
>as soon as EG start playing
>>161852480
you
>>161852359
REMINDER: COMPLEXITY IS MORE AMERICAN THAN EG
COMPLEXITY IS MORE AMERICAN THAN EG
>>161852325
>Void
>Miranda
>no damage
>>161852525
yeah
they did it all the time last time arteezy was on eg though
>>161852626
>Void
>damage
wew
>>161852621
I still hate EG so much that I don't care if CoL actually win this major as long as EG loses early.
>>161852621
why doesn't Sumail use an American flag?
>>161852354
>used to be a pure cute girl that everyone loved
>nows a sellout whore
What went wrong /d2g/?
>rtc has 16 last hits and 7 denies
>cancel has 2 last hits
Lmfao.
>coL have to play EG yet AGAIN because everyone is better than both of them
How come they always manage to TP out and I always get fucked when I try
>>161852689
>I still hate EG
what a massive waste of time. they're decentmemestersfriend
>>161852706
Only whites can be American.
>>161852460
how can one boy be THIS cute?
>>161852346
he is hosting smaller tournaments frequently, he was main host for summit for example
>>161852360
>haha reddit memes xd
>>161852717
Still cute!
>>161852706
He's a terrorist
>>161852802
Kotlguy has been amusingly entertaining recently.
>>161852706
>the single american is an Indian
fuck im late did i miss any memes?
>>161852717
she came back to dota. the moment she was announced as back in dota suddenly everyone hated her
>>161852764
guess
>>161852354
+1
She is the only girl I've ever loved that I've never met.
>>161852717
did you see her tattoos
she always was batshit insane
there is no way col wins 2 bo3 in a row vs EG.
>>161852781
guys holding mics gives me lewd thoughts
>CoL's draft of DOG SHIT.
well that's EG 1-0COL
Is there any reason to buy chests ever? They ALWAYS end up cheaper in the market later right? Is there ANY exception?
reminder that EG only lost to COL so they could beat COL in the lower bracket
EGwinslol
>>161852706
>e-eg is american!
>u-usa usa
LMAO AMERICLAPS BTFO
explain this 2-0-2 build on ursa?
>>161852869
computers science and robotics are really something those days, huh
>>161852883
CoL beat EG 2-1 once already
>>161852875
Trump likes poo in loos
>>161852950
Try that on the main stage.
Ops you get eliminated.
>sb charges in
>disruptor doesnt glimpse
>sb bashes and kills sumail
what did crit mean by this
Complexity have run out of luck already
>>161852950
Literally no point since the seeding actually favors 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 no matter what
>>161851956
delete this
>>161851692
>>161851929
>>161851956
>>161852053
Sheever is #1 girl
>>161853063
He's paid off by the euros to throw the game.
>>161852941
There was a sale of chests a year or so back, one new chest on sale a day. Pretty neat
>>161852941
it's fun
>it's a naga episode
wake me up
>swindlez in charge of doing anything right
>siwzindles
>>161852089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYZvQANYjk
>>161853252
>Slosedlez
UH OH SPAGHETTI-OHS
>>161853196
>>161853123
Do new chests even have unusual couriers?
UH KYLE? YOU BROKE THE SMOKE DUDE
>bindlesmellonzzz
Reminder that void is the hardest carry in the game. With a couple of rapiers and moonshards he can land a chrono on the cores and wipe them out.
Every dota 2 guide has called void the hardest carry in the game. Void used to blow up every hero in the chono whenever he wanted.
CoL got this.
>that rosh play
Holy shit
what if there was skill like mana leak but forexperience
>spagooberz
where's the farm moo
where is it
>>161853106
>>161853426
yeah but he needs farm for that
and he doesn't get farm by going the shitty vlads yasha diffusal manta build
>Be a NEET that plays Dota all day
>Got offered a job randomly on the spot today by old family friend
>Say yes
>Interview tomorrow
Hold me guys I might finally be able to crawl out of this hole and prove to myself I'm not useless. I haven't had a job ever and now suddenly I probably will. I'm so nervous.
>>161853464
what if there was a skill like life drain but foritems
>Arteezy naga
how can EG lose
>>161853606
RIP anon
what job?
>>161853575
Remember when void could kill spectres and medusas in his chrono? He can still do it. Just needs farm. CoL can do it if they get enough kills.
>>161853606
Just be yourself!lmao good luck with that
Fact: PPD would have never lost to Col.
>>161853575
what is optimal farm void actually? is it still battlefury? do you go back for blink?
>damageless void as carry
What did they mean by this?
>>161853606
rofl I actually also have a job interview tomorrow. I haven't had a job since 2010. good luck mate
What if fire spells thawed out the slow?
>>161853670
It's arteezy
It's EG
They'll find a way.
>>161853606
congratulations. if you hate it then at least you learned that you hate it. Stick with it for at least 2-3 months though, get into the routine, get to know everyone
these fucking arrows
>>161853687
>vanguard
yeah no this game is over
>>161853753
I used to go mjollnir every game but i've fallen in love with bfury recently
>>161853606
how do you even get the job without any useful for society skills
>>161852991
>cast enrage
>enemies run
>>161853963
Maybe he's just lifting things up
is this darkseer good or completely brain dead? i can't decide
>>161853958
it's the manaregen for me. without a regen item I can't timewalk to all the camps and be sure I have mana for timewalk + chrono
>>161854008
He's been a consistent pick forever for a good reason
>>161853958
>run a carry void
>not an offlane void but a carry void
>vanguard
Pros are so stupid.
How are they going to beat the void?
can pros listen to music during a match at lan?
>>161853963
>goes to interview of friend
>okay so how many years of experience do you have?
>
66 last hits in 20 minutes :X
poor moo
>>161854140
You just bullshit with stuff like that.
how can CoL have such a bad sense of vision
>>161854113
EE says he listens to weeaboo music on LAN but I'm not sure if thats a norm
so game over?
cr1t- is a pretty good drafter desu.
almost ppd tier and doesn't totally suck ass outside captaining.
>>161854143
Lmao let's not get farming items.
>>161854050
basi + rain drops until you reach more than 33(?) int then disassemble basi for your iron talon or turn it into an aquila
When are the real games starting?
>>161854143
he's still playing void offlane
Who is winning this one?
>>161853682
Just dish washing. But I dropped out of HS at one point because my anxiety was so bad but I've improved a lot in the last 2 years, it's a huge moral victory that I said yes and didn't shy away from the opportunity, gives me hope.
>>161853801
Good luck to you as well anon, just the thought of not being 5 times below the poverty line of welfare has me exited.
>>161853963
Working in the back away from people. I just have to do the job right, it's not some magic concept. Do it right, if not learn to do it right quick. I was never a regular at /r9k/ but I'm far from a social person, just gotta get along with some guys so I can maintain a job. Lots of people can do that. I can be normal, or at least not really poor.
>The state of this warding
how the fuck did eg lose to this
>carry void
i dont play this game, am i having fun watching it?
>Moo still has chrono up.
col loses.
camera man brain ddos
>col
>rtz
>>161853958
>>161854092
How much EHP do even Vanguard give against Ursa?
Remember: Fury Swipes ignores damage block.
>>161854349
not with this cameraman
>shittezy can only win with stupid broken heroes like am or naga
WHY WONT THESE STUPID FUCKS JUST BAN IT, THEN YOUR PLAYING 4VS5
EG and coL were both playing like SHIT the last time, and now EG is playing alright while coL are still playing like human garbage. Was it a scheme?
>>161854349
how the fuck am I supposed to know retard
>>161854317
they drafted brewmaster in the first series and they didn't have s4 on their team.
wait what how the fuck did naga die
>We are against a super farmed naga
>let's go damageless void
>>161854405
WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW IF IM HAVING FUN WATCHING IT IF I DONT PLAY??
>pick techies
>team flames me
>do alright, worse than usual but not horrible
>winning hard thanks to enemy team being retards and initiating onto the stun mines
>teammate decides to 322, buys rapier
>dies
>enemy tiny has rapier now
>he marches down mid
>tfw I mined mid and we got it back
>>161854240
>>161854405
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE BROUHAHAHA BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>161854405
ENDURANCE RUN
>>161854240
ad finem
>>161854397
coL played wonderfully in the first series
>>161853997
>tfw too weak and unfit for any physically demanding job, too autistical for promoting shit, too stupid to get good education for everything else
i hope i will just not wake up one day
>>161854479
no that's not a spirit breaker line that's not how the meme works
>>161854489
>blogging during esports
who here switching to channel 2? I sure am
>>161854502
Where do you find all of the photos from the summit?
>>161854489
>blogging during esports
>picking techies
Antigamer you are.
>>161854460
>Up against a lineup where only Ursa rightclick
>Fury swipes still goes trough damage block, so thats fuck all
>Naga is sitting at 250 damage and ignores it as well
Why not do the pub thing and go Mjollnir + Mask of Madness?
>>161854489
>blogshitting during esports
please
>>161854280
gl anon
dishwashing sucks but its not the worst
make sure to buy good shoes because you'll be on your feet all day
>>161854559
Just find a simple job and be competent at it. If you can you're guaranteed to work your way up quickly. Most people don't actually want to work up to anything.
>>161854405
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT
EG SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SUMAIL DIEBACK
EG SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SUMAIL DIEBACK
EG SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SUMAIL DIEBACK
>EG
FUCKING LMAO
>they're actually losing
I am baffled
EG?
uhH?
>>161854675
ENDURANCE RUNalso lol EG
L M A O
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>how do they lose with rtz naga
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>shitfail
>good
>>161854397
COL lost the first game in their 2-1 series
Just fucking bring back PPD. This is embarassing.
Miss me?
congrats eg that's throw of the tournament
>EG
How the actual fuck
>>161854653
i forgot to mention that i live in small dying townin russia
at least i had EG to laugh on
>>161854571
whats a meme?
EG is a fucking joke
NA lost the only good team they had in the whole history of dota
>win the draft hard
>win the earlygame
>super farmed naga
How do you throw that against swindlejew?
>COL KILLS ALL FIVE AND SUMAIL TWICE
HAHAHA FUCKING KEK GENIUSES
>COL KILLS ALL FIVE AND SUMAIL TWICE
HAHAHA FUCKING C cuCK GENIUSES
>COL KILLS ALL FIVE AND SUMAIL TWICE
HAHAHA FUCKING C cUCK GENIUSES
Lel when will you people realise that Arteezy will NEVER
N E V E R
Win a TI or Major?
>>161854597
the family ones are on their website. this one was taken when the summit was happening
>>161854554
No they didn't, that was a fucking choke festival. EG would fuck up and coL would wander around aimlessly for like 8 seconds before engaging. In the last game I don't think they would have even won if they hadn't gotten a good outdraft on EG, the misplays were really bad.
>EG
they're still winning. not even a fanboy but there's no answer to the naga
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
FUCKING
KICK
RTZ
WHY
WHY
WHY IS HE ON THE TEAM AGAIN THEY CAN'T BEAT OG OR COL WITH RTZ JUST FUCKING DROP HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>161854879
Kotl nukes?
>Void 30 minute Vanguard only.
What the fuck happened this game
>>161854802
You can do it anon
Just get an easy comfy job, you'll be happier with it than with nothing.
>>161854879
yeah void managed to get doubled in farm by naga
>>161854879
Kotl/Void?
>>161854915
>WHY IS HE ON THE TEAM AGAIN
I want col to win 2bh
>>161854915
>WHY IS HE ON THE TEAM AGAIN
sells shirt during the off season, they'll have peter and fear back in time for TI
>radiance Void
>>161854957
Complexitys draft is shit they have no chrono follow up or carry
>tfw dota's dying
col is not doign anything
fucking na dota is so fucking boring
>>161855015
>arteezy is pogba
>ppd is saf
It all makes sense now
>>161855059
we all do lad
crit a SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>161855108
>Win massive teamfight
>Don't push even slightly
Baffling
>rad void
he did this to fuck with our pubs didn't he?
How is Tobi still allowed to cast despite his history
>this void build
>>161852136
>pugna is male
you must be a special kind of stupid
>>161855249
because he is actually the best caster
>>161855223
It's the "old" waga build from the start of the patch
absolutely fucking trash this game though
>>161855249
what the FUCK i thought it was LD or something casting and had it muted since the beginning
PURGE
>IF THEY GET BKBS THEY HAVE GOOD RESISTANCE TO COL'S NUKES
oh my god just kill this faggot and his stupid fucking casting
>NA prime time
>NA v NA is on
>our boy Madara is BTFOing the fuck out of the chinks
>the gulag is dead
fucking WHAT
>EG will never be a top tier team again
Who do I cheer for now bros? I can't live like this
AND AGAIN
>>161855223
>>161855091
>>161855268
>/d2g/ doesn't know about waga void build
though moo is failing at it terribly since it relies on fighting frequently
REPEAT AFTER ME
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Naga got this doturds
>>161855416
Maybe you should cheer for the team you like rather than whoever's winning right now
>EG
Ebin Garbage
LUL XDD
CoL is winning
STAND BACK
WE'VE GOT A TEAMFIGHT TO LOSE
I AM ACTUALLY GETTING MAD AT EG, FOR FUCK'S SAKES.
DETECTION IS NOT A HARD CONCEPT. IT'S SOMETHING EVEN UNRANKED PLEBS UNDERSTAND
>>161855407
I was just about too say this thread is comfy as fuck
>>161855416
>he cheers for whatever team is best at the time
kys
EG can't teamfight for shit. All they can do is farm. CoL can fight better than them lmao
>RTZ solo carrying
>rest of EG feeding
>RTZ is bad
-/d2g/
>>161855416
me on the right
Unable to watch ATM are EG throwing as hard as they can?
What's happening?
How are col only now onto tier 2s?
>>161855580
Anyone can bop creeps while your team is feeding
>>161855580
>EG
reason why EG is doing badly is because of RTZ playing like a retard piece of shit
REMINDER THAT PURGE IS ALWAYS WRONG
>>161855435
it also relies on getting radiance before 20 minutes
Pick pugna instead of kotl. She can kill illusions in seconds.
>>161855629
EG are trying their hardest to throw but col is still worse
>>161855580
>Drop RTZ
>Win TI
>Pick up RTZ
>Can't beat OG or CoL
EG
>EG
>>161855691
>she
>>161855717
also Breaking Bad is overrated
A N D
G
A
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
>NA DOTA
>STRONGEST REGION
ALLOW ME TO LAUGH BURGER FAGS
>Heart instead of Butterfly
What did Artour mean by this?
>>161855580
He's feeding and giving away enormous amounts of gold.
>>161855769
>Breaking Bad is overrated
fite me u nerd
What the fuck is up with the particle effects
>>161855380
Pipe Aura alone: 33% magic resistance
Cape: 37% magic resistance
Hood: 52% magic resistance
Hood/Pipe with Aura: 57% magic resistance
Glimmer Buff: 59% Magic Resistance
Glimmer Buff + Cloak: 65%
etc
BKB: 100% unless it pierces
>>161855807
cols damage is all magic retard
I've seen better play in my shitty unranked games
>>161855691
>she
dafuq is this meme?
dumbest shit ive seen srsly dafaq is wrong wit u?
>>161855807
coL have no rightclick, why would he want armor or evasion?
hmm did they cast a pub by mistake?
>>161855435
I know about it.
Doens't make it any good
>>161855795
Absolutely nobody has ever said that except for The Autistic Man from Lebanon.
WHO CAN STOP MADARA AND FRIENDS????
af just basically won game 1 against ehome
poor little naga
BOTH COL AND EG PLAY FUCKING HORRIBLE DOTA.
FUCKING KYS ME
THE EBLADE DODGE LADS.
>>161854915
apologize
RTZ GOD
AHHYAHAHA WHAT A GARBAGE CHRONO
OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
>OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
>OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
>OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
>OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
>OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
>OMG HE PRESSED A BUTTON
LoL players would call him a scripter because no one in the world has reaction time under 1000ms
ARTEEZY IS A GOD
TASTELESS
holy shit
>its a cancer throws the game episode
>>161856023
WAOW
why are they even playing anymore, it's a long game against naga gg go next complexity cant win this
RTZ IS A GOD
>tfw I manta dodge like that all the time and nobody acknowledges it
FUCK this bullshit you only get noticed if you act like a fucking retard and yell and fucking spout normie memes while your hairline recedes piece of shit faggots
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>ARTEEZY IS A GOD
>TASTELESS
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>>161855945
>>161855948
>>161855984
>>161856000
RTZ GOD
>>161856039
the ethereal blade projectile travels slow enough that its reasonable
>>161856031
>EG fans will seriously think that was a skillful and impresive play
Just goes to show how pathetic they are, just like their idols.
>>161856128
someone posted a video the otehr day of le tsm lol player freaking out about a guy scripting ebcause he was dodging skillshots with lolnoturnspeed
>HE DODGED A SUPER SLOW PROJECTILE FROM 600 RANGE AWAY
WAOOOOOOOOOW
>Streamcucks think that was impressive
>>161856093
But void is. HARDEST
CARRY.
KNOWN.
TO.
MAN!
>>161856106
why don't you play at major then
This was over ages ago
How the fuck did col not win this given their two teamwipes?
AHAHAHHAHAHA THESE FUCKING CHRONOS
>na chronos
>SHITFAIL
AHHAHAHAHAHA
cuck GENIUS!!!!
>self sprouting
Reminder that Void, Medusa, and Spectre are the 3 hardest carries. Naga won't stand a chance.
Would be good if we could see what was happening
i want semen slurping yurocucks to go
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>SUMAHIL
SUMAHIL
>going late against Naga
>2016
>NA Dota
>>161856354
moo has a very long way to go until he's 6 slotted.
its called a lodasphere
>He bought a refresher orb
Well no shit
>RTZ the reddit man throws it once again.
this game is actually pretty comfy
who else /havingagoodtime/?
>true vision
>>161856407
what about jeyosphere, I still have those in my memories
>>161856354
>spectre
may be
>void
3 year old meme
>medusa
five year old meme
Known woman beater/felon is gonna be at the Boston Major playoffs.
Reminder to stay hydrated and be ready for a fight anytime.
Void is the hardest carry. Buy an mjolnir and mkb and moonshard and he can pop everything inside his chrono. Chrono the naga and murder her.
Am I getting this right? There is no loser's bracket and the loser of this game is out.
NA CHRONOS
NA ARROWS
>51min blink on dark seer
Hey! Can someone tell me what the literal point of picking Underlord is?
>>161856487
What was his name again?
can you buy refresher, use it and then sell it for the full price?
>>161856487
holy shit I remember that guy
good times.
>>161856517
This is group stage, these games are just for seeding
meanwhile AF actually won with a Void that went for a damage build
>>161856559
memes
>>161856564
Steven "Battery Assault" Ashworth
>literally more farmed than the 2 main enemy cores combined
>still can't close the game
wew lads
>>161856582
oh that's really too bad
>>161856564
Steven "Get Me A Beer Or You'll Be Cowering In Fear" Ashworth
>>161856564
Steven "Greater Womanbash" Ashworth
Steven "If Your Lady Talks Back, Give Her A Smack" Ashworth"
Steven "Battery Assault" Ashworth
Steven "Left Auto-Attack On" Ashworth
Steven "Bleed Black and Blue" Ashworth
Steven "Smack Your Girl in the Face For Talking Out of Place" Ashworth
Steven "Speak When Spoken To" Ashworth
Steven "Jugularnaut" Ashworth
Steven "Can You Please Pass The Assault"
Steven "Get Me A Beer Or You'll Be Cowering In Fear" Ashworth
Steven "NA Dota's Finest" Ashworth
Steven "No Girls Allowed" Ashworth
Steven "Real, Raw, Break Her Jaw" Ashworth
Steven "Can't Make A Cake Without The Batter" Ashworth
Steven "It Is Better To Be Feared Than Revered" Ashworth
Steven "No Sandwich? Smack The Bitch" Ashworth
53 minutes in with a naga who has 40k networth
IS LEVEL 19!
Think about that.
>first niggers
>now KKK
can our boy Tobi stop ? <3
>>161856517
nobody getting out after group stage
>>161856559
to bully weak safe lanes and have better team mobility around the map
>arteezy playing the naga
>>161856664
Illusions dont get EXP
>>161856517
no.
this is a group stage. it decides how hard your opponent will be in the single elimination bit that starts.. tomorrow? I think so
>>161856621
So this...is the power.........of...Ar.....Tee....Zy.......woooahh......
>>161856674
what did he mean by this
>>161856661
>Steven "Left Auto-Attack On" Ashworth
>>161856559
Negative damage aura, a spell immunity piercing root, a solid aoe nuke for pushing, farming, damaging enemies combo'd with other lockdowns and an AOE teleport for mass disengages / memepushes / ganks
Underlord literally has the #2 winrate in 5k+ right now.
what if there was a dominator but for illusions
Can't they just give up already
This is wasting time
ZAISEMPAI
ZAIS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>161853106
that's a small dick
>>161856759
' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF <3
>Zai
SWEDEN, YES!
i love him
>>161856776
that's enchantress
Wew
The great escape
zai best girl
swindelz is a fucking joke
ZGOD
>ZGOD
ZGOD
>ZGOD
ZGOD
>ZGOD
ZGOD
>ZGOD
ZGOD
>ZGOD
ZGOD
>ZGOD
ZGOD
loving this shitty magic damage carrying meme
EG ARE DOING IT
swindle is actually so bad
he is pretty much ppd, with the difference that he is also a shit drafter and captain
>The fucking state of these chronos
>>161856852
it's ODs small dick
Reminder Tobiwan is the BEST caster in Dota HOLY SHIT
>>161856925
BTFO
>>161856664
Higher level = more respawn time, iirc burning won a 40min level 11 naga game and every good naga players know this
CANCEL IS PLAYING LIKE A FUCKING MADMAN
>lose all your buildings
>barely kill enemy cores
>>161856925
nope they rekt nabs
>EG basically winning because Naga's lategame is fucking broken unless you have Sven or AM.
well lol now
>>161856776
What if there was a slow for cast times?
decent hype from tobi tbqh
>>161856559
Atrophy aura means taking less damage and dealing significantly more after two to three waves of creeps
His ult is the ultimate backdoor
Pit is an amazing stun,
with AC, MKB, and echo sabre, he hits like a truck, refresher means five man gank top and then again back to bot just after the enemy team made it up there
can stay in base and clear waves while the rest of the team pushes, then Dark rift to them to take the throne
HotD means global teleport for all five of your team
He's one hell of a hero and is going to receive a nerf or three with Monkey king. Enjoy him while you can
>>161856487
Is Earthshaker his display picture because he fissured his girlfriend's face with his fists?
why do people believe naga is a carry? she can't do anything but radiance
>>161856661
>Steven "Can't Make A Cake Without The Batter" Ashworth
>>161857020
This is what I want from the commentary
>>161856986
no no clearly LD screaming into the mic is better
dumb goyim
EG is wins cause of the draft but COL is just outmeming them
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>161853556
Why tho?
I <3 Sheever, I'd rather have her solo camwhoring but its more than you'll ever see of soe
>>161857020
I love tobi, he's the only caster's whose little quirks i actually find endearing
>win teamfight
>lose buildings
ITS OVER SWINDLE I HAVE THE HIGHGROUND
what if inhibitors respawned?
>i wonder who has a swindle card in his deck
>>161856496
Exactly. So far this void's only good item has been Radiance and Iron Talon.
>>161856986
T H I C C
nice hero dotards
Based fucking Tobi
wtf
>arteezy's retarded fanboys will think he's a god now
It's eternalenvy all over again
rip coL this is too tilting
>Diffusal battle
kek
ARTOUR BABAEV IS A LITERAL GOD
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ARTOUR BABAEV IS A LITERAL GOD
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ARTOUR BABAEV IS A LITERAL GOD
>Still teamfighting when you're getting raped in the back door
LMFAO
>>161857149
then games would go on for quite literally days. and they're called barracks you shitter.
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
>RTZ IS BAD
DEE TOO GEE
USA USA USA
ARTOUR BABEV
>Icefrog thinks Naga is balanced.
>Naga's lategame.
Yaeh that needs nerf
>>161857271
>>161857279
I need to go to bed but I can't
HOW DO YOU STOP THEM?
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@???
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@??
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@???
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@???
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@???
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@???
EG HATERS WW@???
>EG HATERS WW@???
>>161857204
>nipples
you've made a mistake mate.
>purging the diffusal slow with your own diffusal
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>>161857271
>arteezy sucks reeeeeeeeeee
reminder that you're even worse than the 12 year olds who idolize him
MY BOY DID IT
>>161857271
how fucking new
I was gone the last 3 minutes wtf happened
How did col not win after that absolute shitfest?
>6 million gold lead
>Still can't win teamfights
Why exactly are EG in this tournament again?
Is artour officially /ourguy/?
Void could have had a ez gg there
Instead he went Manta + Radiance and didn't get anymore damage items.
Heck, he got kited by silly naga in final fight because he sold his orb of venom
that fucking diffusal fight
>>161857325
more like
>Icefrog thinks evasion, an item counterable with two items that comes from one is balanced
>complexity tunnel vision on sumail while their base dies
whats that strat called?
MOO KEKED
>>161857204
borrar esto
>>161856986
Reminder Tobiwan is the BEST caster in esports HOLY SHIT
>>161857328
>>161857325
Naga is literally the carry Batrider. Every few patches its shit, but then suddenly its back and looks every bit as strong. Every time its nerfed, it slowly comes back because it does something no one else really does
>diffusal on diffusal action
cant make this shit up
2K SHITTERS WILL SCREAM NAGA IS IMBALANCED
SHE WAS LITERALLY ALWAYS LIKE THIS
>>161857337
looks like zai is crying
Is there a d2g Discord? I wanna watch the Major with you fags.
uhh, did they disable LUL in twitch chat?
ARTOUR BABAEV
R
T
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B
A
B
A
E
V
>/d2g/ now worships rat dota
What happened?
>>161857351
she has nipples in-game too
>>161857337
>have a big advantage
>lose a load of fights through misplays
>only win because lmao good naga game
I mean you just ban cheese strats and they're a bad team?
APOLOGIZE
>>161857279
>>161857292
>>161857321
Wow, he just marched to base and attacked building and coL didnt give a shit about it, just tunnel visioned a teamfight.
"AROTUR SO GUUUD"
-garbage NA viewers
>>161857271
Blind haters are just as bad as the retarded fanboys to be honest.
Both are heavily biased one way or the other.
still best caster after 6 years
>RTZ IS BAD
>RTZ CANT CARRY
>RTZ IS CANCER
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN D2G GOT BTFO BY OUR (OFFICIAL) GUY?
Why did col call gg? They could have held against megas. They were winning.
How the fuck do you win two massive teamfights and still fuck it up
What are the rankings among regions right now?
>>161857457
>that fucking thumbnail
Get your shit together, anon
>>161857501
...did you miss the part where they DID give a fuck and tpd back but he 1v3ed them?
>Sheever
>Analyst desk
?
>>161857394
col had better teamfight by far and naga is kind of crappy in a teamfight
damn you can really tell sheever is ovulation rn
>>161857457
>saving a thumbnail
>>161857430
No Mjollnir = NO Wave Clear
Its a complex strat
They could have gone on megas easy if they slotted a maelstrom on every hero.
>>161857484
PLEASE tell me this has a penis PLEASE
Naga has OP lategame in my opinion.
but you have to be a real shit team to let the game drag that long and not have anything against it.
>>161857378
arteezy solo'd the enemies top player under the fountain after solo'ing him before it after breaking several buildings solo
naga late-game is retarded op
WHO WAS BETTER, ZAI OR ARTZ?
>>161857337
by hitting at least one good chrono
>>161857457
>posting a thumbnail
nigga u retarded
>>161857394
>baby's first dohtah two tourney
When everyone is 6slot and has enough for buyback, you can be above 10 million gold and it doesn't mean fuck all.
>>161857539
These games don't matter anyway.
>>161857561
someone post this STUD ANAL pic
>>161857561
Jack the translator dropping the chinese knowledge
>>161857484
>Implying i wasn't TI3 fangay
APOLLOJAZZ
>>161857337
Everyone besides Sumail looks upset.
>>161857550
EU > CHINA > NA >>> SEA
>>161857331
same desu
af v ehome draft is in last phasemadara slark
Reminder that EG is winning this tournament
>>161857539
>they were winning
>lost
damn
>CoL is winning
>they still call gg before moo can kill the naga
Fucking zfreek stupid fat fuck calling gg
>>161857585
goddamn degenerate
I thought ratting was scummy shit that only teams who couldn't win a fair fight resorted to? What changed your mind /d2g/?
>>161857594
both!
best game so far
>>161857550
china>russia>eu>usa>pinoy>eg
>>161857591
You forgot to mention the "enemy top player" was fucking Mirana which does fucking nothing against Naga.
It's not like Naga could do it to Sven, Am or Morph etc. that just rape her
naga's lategame is broken as hell because of the levle of map control she can hold.
Can you even name a better carry than /our boy/? I don't so.
>>161857610
>v6.88
>no Infused Raindrop
>>161857390
naga siren
OG (Our Greeks) DOING IT
>>161857678
>EG all has buybacks and BoT and open ancient
Kill yourself 3k shitter
>>161857727
Ramzes666
>>161857727
but sumail was the carry???
Why did coL just chase Sumail and allow RTZ to destroy their base?
>>161857709
We wanted CoL to win. The 12 year old rtz fangays/homosexual zai fangays are reddit.
>>161857713
what a meme game
this was hilarious
>le magic burst mirana build
the definition of a honeypot build
HOW FUCKING MAD
>>161857709
CoL deserved to lose this with moo's draft
EG deserved to lose this with their plays
>Enigma will never be meta again
>Tobi will never get to have a heart attack over a black hole ever again
>>161857709
scoreboard anon
>>161857779
It's col
>>161857775
im 12 btw
>>161857539
They didn't have the ability to win against megas, their heroes just took too long to kill EG even though they were able to kill them. They would have gotten out-baseraced by just regular creeps (because their heroes suck at getting rid of megas) while teamfighting if they went for a charge down mid.
>>161857652
spotted the delusional yurosemen
>>161857803
sure is a lot of reddit around...
>>161857803
2 more games brother be patient
>>161857803
>>161857727
>still no wolf/human hybrid champion
dotards??
>>161857805
hope we get more games like this
>>161857709
americlaps can change their beliefs easily to fit the current situation
>EG fans celebrating a 1-0 advantage in a Bo3 against CoL as if they just won a big tournament
how far have the mighty fallen
>>161857727Beesa
>>161857709
I mean i dont rly mind if team do it from time to time, there were teams ratting every single game and that is disgusting, VP was also ratting this tournament and nobody gave a fuck cuz they are not known for being rats
>>161857830
NO MANER ON THE URSER
THE LODA'S ORB IS USED
>>161857484
>always enjoy it
>reddit bitches about it after ti3
>no more fun allowed
It was always fun to play, and fun to watch. Even if you are playing against it you get to hunt down the split pusher and that is much better than drow push shti.
>RTZ goes mid
>win
Really makes you think
>>161857709
>Expecting amerifats to be consistent in their infantile beliefs
>>161857894
you've really defeated yourself in your own argument.
theres a reason they're called 'fans', you expect them not to celebrate?
>>161857727
Ramzes and Madara
>>161857894
it's called having fun faggot
Go to a football game sometime and tell me if people don't flip their shit like they just saw the second coming of jesus when their team scores a single point/touchdown. Either football, same kind of shit.
>>161857830
>you will never be electric again
>bodies will never hit theFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>161857894
>not celebrating every time your team wins
>>161857652
>SEA
>not first
found the yuropoor
why is this game so easy?
>>161857678
>against megas
>all of EG have buyback
It wouldn't have mattered.
>>161857775
>>161857909
>>161857968
All wrong
They would have won if moo had gone mjolnir mkb daedelus. Instead he wastes money on radiance, vanguard, diffusal and junk like that.
You do realize that Virtus Pro will stomp any of these teams, right?
>RTZ is bad
-d2g
>>161857830
>tfw wish synd to succeed in his dota career
>tfw miss toby+synd cast
>>161858079
EG doesnt lose on a non-honeypot LAN senpai
>>161858034
>normal skill
>bloodstone
i hope that your buying bloodstone so you can kill yourself twice
>>161857539
They where "holding" against megas
Not pushing them back.
So the megas where always on their base doorsteps.
Mirana was useless against megas due no Mjollnir. Even if she did 800 damage per 10 seconds, Megas have more HP.
KOTL caps out on 500, so he can't push back without a Mjollnir
The same is true of all their heroes.
Even Void, since killing 1 by 1 + 50 dps radiance is slow.
Basically the only 2 things that can push back Megas is some form of cleave(Magnus, Sven, Battlefury, TA) or Mjollnir
They had a Barathos, who was pushing them back, but he died to Naga.
So their 4 other heroes was useless for holding base.
>>161858034
>Normal skill
>"I'm so good :^)"
>>161857963
>>161857972
>>161858008
>the current EG team
>the current EG fans
>>161858034
>Those stats
You're being carried.
>>161858034
not even ironically kys
>>161857972
Kind of this.
People don't go to a football friendly and then sit around when people score because "it doesn't matter".
what is he saying to them?
>>161858140
>>161858139
hello samefag, hope you're having a fantastic night!
remember to spend 10 minutes outside each day so you dont get sick again!
>>161858075
>They would have won if Moo had 20,000 golds worth of items instead of 10,000
>>161858139
>>161858140
uhhhhh
>>161858073
>>161858139
>>161858140
Jebaited
>>161858220
"You really fucked up" - Kyle
>>161858034
>normal skill
>world's lamest most boring dogshit techies build ever
lol :(
>group stages don't matter at all
Ummmm, dotards?
>>161858139
>>161858140
:thinking:
AF are stomping again
>>161858108
If you watch Synd's stream you'll realise he'll never be professionally viable.
>me ooga, team boogas hard
>feeds relentlessly
>loses his shit easily
>"OH WHAT WE SHOULDA DONE WAS-"
>Yuros confused about celebration
not surprised considering they never win anything
this based fucking madara aggro tri 5-1 at 4 minutes
>>161858214
This is why my wife wouldn't let us go to the International. I go fucking nuts at ball games, once got kicked out, she thought I'd react the same way at the International and it would be more of a toned-down event.
She's definitely right about one thing, I'd go way fucking nuts.
>>161858220
How do I get skin like this?
>>161857484
>implying I dont have a high wr with NP because of ti3 era doto
Question,
Do these games count for anything?
>>161858139
>>161858140
>>161858312
I remember TI3.
>>161858140
>ABU and ABE
Are EG the Manure of dotes? They are now the we wuz of a shit region (NA/England), after their leader (PPD/SAF), retires, leading them to hire a """""big""""" pickup of (RTZ/Pogba)
>>161858312
>>161858252
KAPPA OUTDATED
>>161858312
zai has won my heart, does it counts?
>>161857778
>carry means whoever goes safelane
hello red dit
>>161857729
anything else?
Since the tournament is single elimination, does this match even matter?
>>161858350
literally no
>>161858303
when synderen plays it's like he's in his own little bubble completely disconnected from the reality of the game he's in
>>161858323
That's what makes it fun though. It's what spergs don't understand when I say I like watching sports, they always just say "well why don't you play it". I like being part of the crowd and the feeling you get when you see a goal. It's so good.I even watch the 4chins Cup because it gives me the same feeling
>SLARK Madara
>>161858285
What shape is that Pepe supposed to be? Is it a state?
>>161858235
Even mjolnir mkb which is 10k gold would have done more damage allowing him to nearly kill a naga in the chrono. Instead he goes radiance which doesn't scale, vanguard which doesn't scale and diffusal manta which does minor inconvenience. Radiance, manta, diffusal, vangaurd is 15k gold wasted.
>>161858303
s-stop bullying troels
his team had some minor success so he is not completely hopeless
Who's this random fat chink?
>>161858524
don't worry, I think that anon is troeling
>>161858221
go sit in the retard corner
>>161858452
the entire groupstage doesnt matter but /d2g/ is just dumb
>>161858481
he is just a poor farmer
tending to his memes
>>161858452
it could
>>161858524
But he is absolutely hopeless.
He's an okay caster though, and definitely good for panels.
>>161858554
Pobelter the best NA mid
So is /d2g/ 90% underage twitch memers that are probably subbed to arteezy?
>>161858494
minnesota
>>161857983
>>161858108
>tfw Dota esports will never again be Tobi screaming in his joindota basement while Synderen calmly explains what happens
>tfw we will never have to wait 30 minutes for the game start while listening to Tobi's same 5 shitty songs
>tfw we will never see the same 10 heroes in a match, not because they were the meta, but because they were the only heroes in the game at that point
>>161858583
>dumb for enjoying watching the team you like winning
nofunallowed.jpg
>>161858452
groupstage is literally a honeypot
>>161858583
>it doesn't matter if you can get a free win in the first round
more like just you being dumb
>>161858516
I haven't played Dota2 since before void got changed. Why are pros building this shit on him now?
>>161858663
Isn't CSGO streaming still of that sort of standard?
>>161858646
i watched him play dota once, it was interesting
>>161858649
>having the audacity to call anyone out over anything
>with that picture on your computer
>>161858681
EG hasn't even lost yet and you're already prepping for damage control
>>161853106
Not even close to Sheever
>do voice over work on the side
>have great announcing voice
>good amount of dota knowledge
How do I get into casting? I'm not an annoying piece of shit, and I've cast sports games before, I think I'd do alright.
>>161858649
No those are reddit invaders. Don't get confused. We don't like rtz. Reddit newfags think it's really cool and edgy to be contrarian. You know, liking something that's shit just because everyone else doesn't.
>>161858303
this, he's actually awful at assessing a situation in real time; he's great on post-play analysis but actually awful at telling what is going on when he's inside the game.
Worst of all he always assumes the role of captain in his pubs and often gets his whole team killed over stupid shit.
Great analyst; awful, AWFUL player.
>>161858452
Not really, honeypot groups. Daily reminder that OG had literally the best record in TI groups while Wings barely got into upper bracket.
>>161858649
50% underaged twitch memers and 50% contrarian faggots who need everyone to know how much they can't stand popular things
>>161858516
>>161858075
The Radiance wasn't wasted.
The 2 other items was.
So thats 11k gold that doesn't leverage void anything.
Heck, for that gold, he could have gone Mjollnir + Octarine core, and had some insane EHP and regen.
And more Chronos per minute.
Vanguard was useful when the enemy started raxing, because Vanguard blocks medium creep damage. But not megas, or Ursa or Nagas 250+ per hit.
>>161858235
No, listen to him. You lose dota games when you itemize wrong.
why has Thug died three times already this isn't what I signed up for
>>161858619
>pale flabby arms covered with dark visible hair
Is it even possible for arms to be less aesthetic than this?
>>161858736
You cant uncuck americans m8.
They are naturally submissive.
Is Dota dying or did I just lose my passion and am projecting since I haven't played in months?
Less majors with smaller prize pools, soulless chinks are the most likable teams, no major balance patch in like two years. More hats tho.
What the fuck was Valve thinking?
>>161858745
cast alot of shitty tournaments that nobody else wants to cast on twitch and hope someone notices you
>>161858745
become a friend of any BtS personality
>>161858649
>nahaz cosplaying hero with suicide skill
something something clay tablewares
>>161858731
CSGO is bigger than dota at this point dude
>>161858745
probably my making your twitch channel, casting what u can for a few months, email a mid-tourny ull cast for them for free, and if you do a good job, get picked up as a major caster
>>161858745
>I think I'd do alright
you're absolutely awful anon.
Besides we already have enough casters from 2k bracket
>>161858850
>americans submissive
>>161858663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDg0CBESMo0
>Naga STILL not banned in this match
>Naga STILL not banned from tournament play
>>161858745
stream yourself casting regularly and advertise on reddit. Start with ametuer shit and build up a resume then submit it to BTS and hope LD lands you some tier-3 gigs and work your way up the ladder. Good Luck!
>>161858303
thats like every pro tho
this games playerbase is insufferable
terrorblade not in the meta, i got just one word for that
tragedy
>>161858884
Do they even do big events for it though? Do they have an International equivalent? Is it fun to watch?
I prefer FPS games to ASSFAGGOTS but Dota is fun to watch.
>>161858851
>no navi,alliance,liquid,secret,fnatic
>no hype
really makes you think
>this is gonna overlap with the westworld finale
fuuuukc
Don't bully the burgers. There's barely any Americans playing this game already.
>>161858851
people like hats
>rtz sucking on his fingers
c-cute...
>>161858710
the best team should win against any team they play, avoiding strong teams is a path for losers
Artour RTZ Babaev will singlehandedly win this
>>161858745
do you have tits?
>>161858929
>>161858895
>>161858861
Thanks anons!
>>161858897
I've gotten my dick sucked thanks to the quality of my voice, so I'll reiterate, I think I'd do alright.
>>161858940
they have majors instead of a single big tournament
>>161858975
>Watching that trash
I gave up after the fourth episode where it was clear they had run out of ideas completely and were just writing a load of shit that'll never pay off.
>>161858850
I'm not American and even I know that's the fucking opposite of true. If you tell an American to do something he does the opposite as a matter of principle, including obviously self-harming acts.
Artour does not look cute with a shaved head
>>161858797
I've always wondered why synd didn't just coach teams. He's clearly got good enough draft and game understanding from an outside perspective to do it and it's much better than his play.
>>161858303
>synd
>losing his shit
what? i know he's the MMR assassin but I've literally never seen him mad
>>161859039
Nice edgy contrarian opinion there.
>>161858323
Holy shit are you me? The exact same thing happened to me, only worse since my wife actually went to the international with her son and left me here "taking care of the house", which I enjoyed quite a bit since I was king of my household for 2 whole weeks!
I hate Sheever.
I truly hate Sheever.
I don't think I have ever hated someone like this in a very long time.
>>161859075
>>161858906
>majority of the citizens votes for Hillary
>not cucked and submissive
???
>>161859117
why are you so mad europoor ?
>>161859126
>Holy shit are you me
>The rest of that post
Anon you can't be me, I'm an actual man.
>>161859146
Give me ONE reason that's not "she has a vagina"
>>161859146
which match is she casting?
>>161858938
i was missing you
Melonz would be pretty decent looking if he invested in some proactive and hit the gym to cut some of that flab
>>161858940
Dota 2 is literally copying the CS:GO tournament format now. Why do you think we have majors?
>>161859126
>wife's son
You want replies?
>>161859146
That's a lot of irrational hate you have towards a single person that just asks questions on a dota panel.
>>161859010
the better team doesn't always win though
getting a easier team in the first round is always preferable.
>>161857972
>football
>touchdown
?
>>161859126
Nice
>tfw you get to sleep in your bed for once and not on a cot in the shed
feels good desu
>>161859146
>only girl whos autistic enough to actually like the game instead of playing for male attention like every other one
whats wrong with sheever?
>>161858929
>advertise on reddit
>become siractionslacks/kotlguy tier famous
>advertise on 4chan
>just get lots of smug anime girl reactions
why do we suck?
>>161859294
You want me to call it handegg you memeloving fuck
Why is Treant suddenly meta?
/d2g/ told me he was shit
>>161859081
what if zai shaves it..
>>161859194
not him but 2k and knows shit about the game
>>161859194
>looks disgusting like 60 year old hippie transexual whore who hands out blowjobs for 2$
>has VERY annoying accent and is annoying to listen to
>is 3k MMR and has no clue what she is talking about
She is literally everything that a panel host shouldn't be.
>>161859294
>Yuropoor "futboll" because they can't afford equipment
What's the deal with this whispering guy?
Why do they take so fucking long to pick
>>161859265
>tfw
>>161859395
asmr casting
>>161859338
he is shit
pub games are not progames, treant is good because he lets weaver, bat and mirana get super aggressive
hes still a weak pick since he basically only has two spells
>>161859265>>161859404
>>161859327
Is that a question?
>>161859325
>advertise on 4chan
>become THE KING
Where is Tobi from?
>>161859506
swindon
Sheever's tiny amount of cleavage is making me super horny
post lewd sheever
>>161859475
Actually yeah it is
Euros get so buttmad when I refer to football as football instead of something else. They're so defensive of futball.
So what would you prefer me call it? You want me to call it American Football and be forced to type out that shit? I can't be assed to type American Football every time I want to talk about American Football, that'd be a waste of time and I am a busy person you double nigger.
>>161859506
>>161859389
>needs armor to play rugby
Why does madara play unfair heroes like slark? That's dishonorable. Uchihas don't do that.
>>161859585
Hm. His accent is kind of all over the place.
>>161859506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TobiWan
>mfw i found that there is wiki page about toby
>>161858745
>>161859058
post voice
>>161859146
really? I mean theres Llamadownunder and Annedroid to hate too you know
>people spamming u-god because he ran away
>>161859582
Handegg
>>161859578
Say please.
>>161859491
RIP
It's a shame he's in jail for meth and now his brother uses all of his accounts
>watching EG vs CoL in client
>the game and casters are lagging like all fucking shit
>>161859506
straya but his heart lies in the fuhrer's reich
>>161859629
>doesn't mention his background in musical theater
>>161859628
its pretty clearly australian
>>161858745
Just meme HARD, meme like you never memed in your whole life and remember that quantity > quality when it comes to meme spouting skills.
With a bit of luck you can get to suck zyori's smelly dick in a year.
more like numail
>>161859628
he's been living overseas for years now he'll be picking up what ever region he's living in
>>161859759
post that before and after tobi
>>161859582
>im a busy person
>watching dota on a sunday night
>>161859762
It's not clear at all. Got a definite bit of yank in him
monkeys FEEDEVER AMIRITE?????????????
>>161859629
>During a 2012 broadcast, TobiWan made the following comment in chat: "have you heard the expression..lame as a niggers baby?". He later apologized for the act of racism.
lmao
>>161859578
>>161859582
Just call it BadRugby
>>161859808
Why did Cr1t just kill himself at roshan?
Is this some meme tactic I don't know about?
>>161859629
>they mention the niggers baby incident
>>161859845
I'd like to give Tobi a yank.
>>161859661
Seems unwise. I won't get honest feedback. Just smug anime girls.
>>161859925
Welcome to the current professional meta
>DYING TO NEUTRALS
DYING TO NEUTRALS
>DYING TO NEUTRALS
DYING TO NEUTRALS
>DYING TO NEUTRALS
DYING TO NEUTRALS
>DYING TO NEUTRALS
DYING TO NEUTRALS
>DYING TO NEUTRALS
DYING TO NEUTRALS
>>161859893
>that deer in headlights stupid face
GOD she's so retarded, I'm so happy she got a job within this retarded community because she would be homeless and poor otherwise.
>>161859893
>teehee I totally didn't know I was on cam when I did this :^)
>>161859883
>>161859940
tfw I've never heard of that expression
>>161859893
What a fucking whore. Dropped
>>161859956
Considering how gay this general is, the anime girls will have an entirely different facial expression.
>>161859925
HE DID IT AGAIN
>>161860102
>Sweat /d2g/ fags might jack it to my voice
Not a convincing argument for me posting my voice.
>>161859956
>can't handle smug lolis
never gonna make it, just fuck off mate.
>>161860168
What the fuck
Someone better at the game than me explain
Cr1t just keeps suiciding to rosh
>>161860048
>>161860061
>>161860101
pls no bully
>>161860061
>nolan fans are r9kids
makes sense
>>161859956
>
>>161860204
Free tp to base when you have no hp/mana
>>161860169
>sweat
are you peru
>>161860204
free trip back to base
pretty easy to understand
>zai 200 networth
LMFAO IS THIS A RECORD?
>denying to neutrals wasn't changed in five years
>neither do death timers
>suddenly everyone complains about neutral denyings
dotards are miracle of the universe
>>161860251
>>161860280
It doesn't affect your gold?
>>161859956
>>161860204
Are you dumb or something?
You deny yourself to neutrals to avoid walking back to base and/or avoid wasting a TP cooldown.
>>161860293
if you have zero gold it doesnt really matter
>>161860204
Its more efficient to run around and use all your spells until you have little hp/mana
Then you just use your gold and basically a free tp home since the respawn is faster than the walk.
>>161860293
not if you spend it all before you die
>>161860293
Yes, but you just buy out before you do it so you don't lose any
>>161860291
When Puppey bought both RTZ and I think it was S4 bottles, that was it.
>>161860291
It's supposed to be cr1ts job to roleplay Peter "PPD" Dager
>>161860243
not bullying, I'm actually happy an obviously low functioning pseudo NEET dumbass got a job doing what she likes. I wish the same would happen to some people here.
>>161860293
it's going to get super nerfed next patch so you can do without learning about it
>>161859956
>>161860347
>>161860376
>>161860382
Makes sense I guess.
I feel like if I try it I'll just get flamed and reported.
>>161860398
what does the second P stand for?
>Team has three forms of natural invis
>No one has detection
Just like my pubs
Does anyone have that one stat where it's a guy who beat his own negative record as clockwerk?
>buy this man a condom
did i hear that right
Why did Slark (Arteezy) drop his raindrop and pick it up again?
please somebody saves zfreek
>Rubdick is bad
t. /d2g/
lmao remind me to never listen to you neckbeards again
>>161860520
Why would he need a condom, what girl would fuck that greasy pig?
man Zfreek is the only saving grace for CoL. I kind of feel bad that he's obligated to stay in the team just cuz hes related to swindlez. He'd look pretty good in a tier 1 team
GET THIS MAN A BURGER
>>161860532
To raise his APM
>zfridge
cant believe i fucking laughed to that
>>161860462
>I feel like if I try it I'll just get flamed and reported.
maybe if you're in the 2k bracket
>EG struggling THIS hard against Col
>t-they're gonna win the major!
>>161860532
so the flamebreak didnt chew through like 3 charges
>>161860592I am
>>161860520
swindlezz should hire at least 3 prostitutes for his brother after this performance
>>161860567
stfu sumail
>>161860532
because he was about to take magic damage that wasn't actually aimed to kill him, he'd rather tank the damage and heal it quickly than lose a charge.
You'll see this more often than not with shit like maledict.
>>161860650
>7 memes early
KYS
>>161860462
>I feel like if I try it I'll just get flamed and reported.
If you're playing in the bracket where people tell you to "go back to your lane" when you gank for them, then yes, that will probably happen.
They're fixing dying to neutrals soon, right?
>>161860693
Yeah, neatruals wont be able to kill players in the next patch.
>>161860693
they will by adding a new skill "recall"
>>161860572
>his stomach looks like Faceless Void
>>161859628
I think he's brit-born and australian-raised, no idea what age he was when taken over to prisonland.
>>161861015
hes straight up australian who moved to germany, his accent is 100% stereotypical aussie
>>161860572
Ok, I was just going to pretend that guy doesn't exist, but who is he?
>>161860693
What needs to be fixed sir? This is dota 2 you are talking about.
WHO DA NEIGHBOURS
>>161854675
WHATS THE FRACAS
I never doubted you swindlezz