Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

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Nice towers

>>161737717
>chance
it wasn't a chance
there was literally no way ogre could make it
he also could have simply walked through the trees to the south-east and get away
he still had mana for blink

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Guys can someone help me fix this retarded shit? I use normal 1920x1080 resolution and I am getting triggered as fuck

8th

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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Schedule for today

Report politics

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Would you lick her armpits?

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for best player

>VP stomps NP in a fucking minute or two.

>EEfags out of the cuckshed still come to defend him

ahahahahahah fucking CuCKS

>>161737837
>using twitch

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When do the good teams play?

>>161737795
Stop posting this, I will never like it!

>>161737946
In 2017

when did noone become so fucking good
he wasn't THAT good on vega

>>161737837

fucking kill yourself browser shitter

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>le unbeatable chinks XD

based CIS bros off to a good start

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best waifu comming thru

>>161737837
>twitch client
kill yourself!

>>161737745
>solohard
>ember spirit

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>>1617316173
Ez top two seed for anime teams Wings and DC

>>161737832
>there was literally no way ogre could make it
yes from out viewpoint but giving EE the benefit of the doubt he can't see all we see and you have to judge the decision based on the factors he was considering

how is VP so fucking good

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this shit is boring when will our guys Secret play?

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>one time lapse on the DK and they gg

>>161737991
Do you think once you get that good your dick gets bigger?

Support Weaver is so fucking cool.

I love how an aghs upgrade can completely transform a hero's role.

what is this Wisdom meme I see around here?

>>161738073
Win by outdraft.

>solo all pumped like a proper chad after their big win
>then walks off in his orange socks
is it just me or is there something kinda ridiculous about this

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>>161737962

This all started because some guy called out suma1l's case, your kind say he would be fine because he's legal. Now you're talking about genocide.

Are you seriously fucking stupid?

>>161738073
they focus heavily on the early game, which has become much more important in recent patches. that plus their discipline once they get ahead leads to early victories.

VP is undefeated and none of their games has gone past 30 minutes. Explain this dotards.

>lunch & dinner

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322 man redemption story

>>161738120
I don't hope so it's already a struggle with most girls

B A S E D
M A C H I NE

JEWS BTFO

>>161738068
>he can't see all we see
he can actually considering ogre was walking under a ward the whole time

>>161738145
forced meme from some animeposters

>>161738019
why is D.va MADE for sex

>>161737923
>>161737994
>>161738025
>watching in-game
I can already tell every single one of you is some anglo cuck with a 300 megabyte monthly limit on your 80 dollar 5mbps internet who has to use the in-game view and are trying to justify your inconvenience by forcing it into "the better choice I want to do this I-I swear"

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HOLY SHIT IS HE OUR GUY

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can somebody PLEASE post that webm?

do you think Machine will handle the standard 10 hours dota day?

>>161738205
Tell us what he said, since you're the only one retarded enough to watch that fucking panel

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>Weaver can't be played in any position except carry
-DEE TOO GEE

Reminder that if OG does not win we are decrementing the """number of majors won""" for n0tail because it proves that miracle, not n0tail, is the reason they won.

>>161738136
>support weaver

that was a support player playing a carry weaver.

LUNCH AND DINNER

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>>161738231
Of course LD is our guy

What's the advantage of topping the group?

>>161738229
>monthly limit
that was your first problem, i dont have any limits, i can do what i want

why isnt there a single african american character in dota 2?

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>>161738256
warning: spook

>>161738229
>Pepik trying to sound relevant

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>>161738019
Everyone knows Tracer is the best waifu

>>161738019
Go back to your containment thread faggot

>>161738229
ingame
>no panel shit
>no ads
>can use camera however I want
>can check any items
>can rewind
>can switch games easily
>can watch player perspective

twitch
>can spam epic memes

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>>161738289
If DC wins moonmemeander will have the most valve event wins of any player.

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1st for Ramzes

>>161738229
embarrassing post

>>161738307
you get matched with a team from the bottom of another group. Getting second means you're matched with a 3rd place team

I will reward d2g with pretty lewd webm of Sheever if you can tell me how can i remove the sound from it so i can upload ?

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>>161738229

>he doesn't know

way to out yourself as a fucking dumbass

please fuck off back to /pol/ or reddit or whatever the fuck you came from, don't even try to pretend you've been here for more than a year.

>>161738269
He can be played in any position if every other hero on the team has some disable and he synergises with them.

>>161738307
top seed

>>161738317
dota is a thinking man's game

>>161738269
He was a position 4 carry in this game, what's your point?

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>>161738229
u wot
>anglo cuck with a 300 megabyte monthly limit on your 80 dollar 5mbps internet
tfw canadian & pay for 80 for 100mbps
very rare, very based

>>161738317
America doesn't exist in the Dotaverse.

What are /we/ watching?

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>>161738256

>>161738220
blizzard discovered that you can sell porn by proxy, and that it's an unexploited part of the vidya market

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>>161738389
really makes me think

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>>161738265
LUNCH AND DINNER

>>161738414
>using livestreamer in 2016

kek

>>161738317
neither africa or america exist in dota
if youre referring to blacks,
>dk
>lc
>am
>bs
now fuck off

>>161738394
Thick Thighs Start Lives

So what did Machine say guys, come on

>>161738256
I already did ;_;

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>>161738256

>>161738193
OG had the best record of any team in the TI6 group stages.

>>161738475
he talking about the no win no food?

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>>161738363
waifus know no borders

>>161738398
>>161738427
Are the ro16 matchups just random then?

if wings was a western team, the casters would be like
>and there it is, the innocence oracle. i don't know about you guys but to me he's the best oracle in the world. he's always at the right place at the right time and makes plays on the hero you wouldn't even think of
but because nobody actually does their homework or is actually interested in it, they go
>oh oracle. blah blah blah theorycrafting

>>161738490
am or lc aren't niggers though

>>161738414
'Tous' is 'all'?

>>161738414
>vlc
not much better senpai

>>161738574
I guess. Top of group A gets matched with bottom of group B or something

Thoughts on battle overlay?

>>161738370
>no panel shit
yay less downtime and less content. you can mute if you don't like something
>no ads
I haven't seen an ad on the internet since 2005
>can use camera however I want
why would you want to direct the camera yourself when there are professionals hired to do it for you?
>can check any items
check above
>can rewind
>he doesn't know how to rewind twitch
>can switch games easily
it takes literally 1 second to switch between streams, less than what it takes in-game
>can watch player perspective
see above camera comment

>twitch
>can spam epic memes
>he thinks someone has chat open in twitch

lmao

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>>161738256

How hard did NP get rekt?

>>161738582
yes

>>161738676

SUPER REKT

>>161738662
so you're 1k mmr

thanks for letting us know

>>161738676
2 games, 5 rampages

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>found a nice doujin crop
>finally find the source
>Fatalpulse

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If VP win Boston does it disprove the honeypot theory or would it just be an outlier because the format is so shit?

>>161738414
oh wow you can download a software to watch the exactly same video feed in a separate video player!?!? let me get right on that!

livestreamer hasn't been relevant since 2013 or whenever twitch fixed its servers and it stopped buffering
>>161738432
>tfw canadian & pay for 80 for 100mbps
I pay 9.90 for 100mbps in binland

>>161738574
Top seed of each group will get to pick an opponent from the bottom seed of another group for the Main Event.
The second seed will face off against the unpicked team left over by the top seed

>>161738657
So useless that its impressive. It even covers up the only relevant information during a team fight: the buyback chart at the top left.

>>161738760

vp are probably going to choke in semifinals, like they always do

>>161738760
abysmal post

>>161738669
Does this guy have autism.

>>161738556
He asked LD if his nick stood for lunch and dinner

>>161738575
Who cares, dota casters are just not that great.

I mean, it's an old boys club at this point with LD & co jewing anyone who wants to break in. The casters have been stable for some time and other than Cap none have shown any real improvement.

It's not like wings cares either since they are already rich off oracle picks.

>>161738772
this is the worst kind of shitposting, the one where you pretend to be retarded
you're an embarrassment to all finns

>>161738830
No, but the other one does.

>>161738725
>>161738731
Groupstage doesnt matter right guys? They gonna make it right?

>>161738859
>nick
speak english nigger

so are there map hacks? I just played against a clock who with no wards hit every rocket in the weirdest spots. I didn't think it was possible but there's no way he got lucky for 40 minutes

>>161738919
Nickname you tard lul

>>161738949
DELETE THSI POST

>>161738859
oy vey that is antisemitic delete this

Am I the only 2000 hour+ dota 2 player who doesn't care about the competitive scene at all and has never played ranked matchmaking?

I even prefer meme game modes like ability draft and captains mode.

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Does sheever has a boyfriend?

I-I really want to date her, even tho i'm a pure manlet...

>>161738830
yes. But then again most americans have so they dont realize it

>>161738973
Its not 2005 anymore, people don't call it a nickname, its a tag

>>161739046
kys

>>161738760
vp gets bot 8

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>>161739046
Yes, ODPIXEL is tagging her from behind every night.

Anyone know any good artist to commission a Pugna pic?

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>>161739046
Yeah, ODPixel for about a year now

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>>161738528
every fucking time

fuck you man

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>wake up

>AnimeNEETs already BTFO'd and on suicide watch

based

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>>161739046
Yeah.

>>161739020
>not caring about arbitrary numbers and irrelevant e-celebs and rankings
How did you get 2k hours in this game?
also
>2k
>significant

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>>161738676
both games are so close

>>161739020
you are either a mentalyl retarded babby entertained by pushing buttons and flashing lights
OR
low testosterone shitter who gets """anxiety""" when there's any resemblance of a competition

>>161739069
kys

>>161739108
>>161739113
Shes a basic cunt, why would anyone want to peg her boring basic ass. Just get a bar hook up if you really want this desperate shit.

>>161739046
ODpixel is plowing that pussy on the reg

>>161739069
frigg off phil spencer

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???

>>161739134
I guess being a bad caster is an STD, Sheever used to be tolerable

>>161738676
VP is ruined predictions with 4 for least deaths on a team vs NP

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>>161739134
>>161739113
f-FUCK

>>161739069
who the fuck are you

>>161739164
It's not anxiety more than I'd rather play different games. Though playing two or three matches a day for literally 2 years straight can lead to high hours.
>>161739143
3,120 hours total, but I've been told you can only consider yourself good after 2,000 hours of playing.

Is the Admiral Bulldong stream the redpilled choice stream

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM ITS A GAMERTAGE NOT A NICKNAME

>>161739197
me on the left

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why is /our guy/ Nahaz not at the event?

>>161739170
>Just get a bar hook up
are you lost friend?

>>161739270
>It's not anxiety more than I'd rather play different games. Though playing two or three matches a day for literally 2 years straight can lead to high hours.
how is this related? I also like to play games other than dota

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>tfw to intelligence to wathc electronic sports

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>>161739197

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>>161739253

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Reminder that Tralf is always right

>>161739253
I want to hold hands with Yotsuba

>>161738356
isnt that the girl from minecraft company

>>161739346
This too smart meme has gotten out of hand

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>first round of games
>already lost about 30% of my bankroll
>predictions all fucked

>redditors don't know about Slavs being perennial chokers
heh

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>Noone had FIVE RAMPAGES against NP in 49 minutes.

fucking LOL

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>>161739120
>My teams are fighting for top seed
>Wings are anime

Heh jumped to the wrong conclusion kiddo.

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>entering the same tournament as S4
you fucked up

>a confirmed match fixer is allowed to play at official valve events

what a joke

nice game dotards

>can weaver
>with wisp already picked

Newbee are just not prepared, they don't know how VP play

>>161739378
I've been visiting 4chin on and off for 10 years and it's only like a month ago that I read a Yotsuba story.

it was de best
sorry for not being around so much yotsuba

i am so fucking drunk i love you guysm the universe is all of You rememvber taht

VP is going to Win, Ramzes is the best carry in Dota 2

vikingfjord forever

>>161739460
>there's no difference between 9k and 8k mmr

Noone blew that shit out of the water I guess

>>161739318
Because he is a manchild who does not understand the game.

>>161739548
based

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>AnimeNEETs canonical team - NP - on suicide watch

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How is Purge so dreamy?

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WHAT THE F**CK IS TAKING SO LONG!!?!??!?!?!?

>>161739318
Because its the school year?? He only ever shows up during the summer for a reason

>>161739541
>a confirmed match fixer was banned from all pro events for what- three years? and is still relevant after that hiatus

i think punished solo deserves his spot desu

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

why Wings having problem with Sea team

>>161739545
After people started posting it I starting buying it.
Got first five volumes now, a legit feelgood manga and makes me want to have a daughter.

>>161739676
no he doesnt

he deserves to be making $3 a day scrubbing toilets in a gulag

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>>161739661
Seems like you forgot to prep your bull, amerishart.

>>161739684

Yeahhhh and that sexy ass voice.

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>>161739769
don't do this.

wish waifushitters would rope themsevles asap

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So are you guys enjoying this Machine guy? I think he's doing pretty well considering he knows nothing about Dota, really shows the talent discrepancy between our scene and something like CSGO.

>>161739676
It was a couple months because v1lat and bookies realized they had an illegal exchange of information and backed out really fast.

>>161739867
I JUST WANNA FUCK ARTOUR CHAN!

report oracle

inb4 lil gets rampage w drow aura on wisp

>>161739887
You can put a monkey on panel as host and he'll do as good a job as Machine. You just need to keep things light and make sure you ask the other panelists for their opinions on things

This kike's hooked nose is genuinely disgusting btw, dead serious

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>wg dumpstering wings
uhm dotards? care to explain??

>>161739541
I think it is hilarious you are talking this to solo, u wouldnt say this shit to him irl, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest lils. you are pathetic lol.

>>161740049
these groups dont matter at all

>giving VP the Disruptor

this one is over folks, go next

>>161740049
ti curse in full effect

>>161740117
tab back in solo

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>>161740030
>You can put a monkey on panel
Kelly host when?

>>161739331
I'd prefer to be good in one game specifically (Super smash brothers which I have been playing 10-20 for glory 1v1s a day since it came out) than a jack of all trades. Dumbo.

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Why are you blaming EE when Dota 2 is a team game, they qualified for Boston means they're good.
Maybe noone is too good but NP can beat the teams like OG LGD Secret and all SEA teams.

You turds will see the real games in playoffs.

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>>161740142
>don't try
>come last seed in your group
>get put up against the other group's top seed in the first match of the main event
>come last because it's single elim

Let's hope the teams aren't as retarded as you!

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>>161740275
>animeposters still defending EE

>>161740186
I still don't see how that's related to queuing unranked

Man watching the Wings vs WG games makes me realize that Valve usually has the hero responses to kills disabled. Should keep them on, it makes the game more lively.

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>>161740275
>team game
>EE is clearly the weakest link in the team

stfu anime poster

>>161740275
screencapped to call you a fag in a few days

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>4 months of drow/mirana/ogre/Sk/SD

12th decemeber cant come soon enough

>>161740275
you realise he has shit taste in anime right?

>>161740275
Shut up Mizoreposter

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Lots of great games so far this has been a good patch for Esports

BIG

DICK

LIL

ETA LOL ETA LIL

Lil God, please

>>161740275
this is kyoani right? but what anime

>>161739684
>Irish
>Perfect genes
Enjoy your inbred genes.

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>AnimeNEETs in the denial phase, LITERALLY defending EE and NP

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sccc?
ummmm?

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>>161740437
I almost forgot about that comic, holy moly. Anime-age

Will icefraud nerf this fucking neutral deny shit?

>>161740541
>108x191

>>161740461
Hibike season 2, its kinda shit desu

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I AM THE STRONGEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL WAIFU

DROW IS A BUTTFACE

>>161740541
drow + od vs dk isn't a fair matchup desu

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IMPORTANT POLL

https://strawpoll.de/bfc1ryr
https://strawpoll.de/bfc1ryr
https://strawpoll.de/bfc1ryr

IMPORTANT POLL

WHAT THE FUCK NEWBEE

>>161740636
>flat
meh

BIG

DICK

LIL!

SLAVS EXPOSED

>>161740316
>try
>beat your group
>dont get to final because you showed your strats in irrelevant matches

>>161738830
kek

ok its over, vp 2-0 again

wisp almost lvl 6

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>>161740576
fixed

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

BULLDOG BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF RAMZES666

TAKE THAT!!

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>>161740648

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Say my name

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>>161740735
FLAT IS JUSTICE!

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>tfw no toilet slut gf

>>161740647
but drow + od vs dk + ogre sure is

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>>161740828
the "i can pick any of 112 heroes and successfuly play him as pos 4 support" man

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>VP have been figured out

>>161740878
Missed this leagueskank tbqh

>>161740878
Literally and objectively the worst leag waifu.

>>161740878
easiest AIDS of my life

>>161741001
thanks for the 2k analysis

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Fucking hell even the casters are flirting with each other now

Why are dotards so gay?

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>mr gorman

Winter is pretty well trained

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>>161740393
When will my boy visage be relevant again.

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>>161740828
Is this guy the best western 4?

Is he better than Jerax?

lmao this oracle

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>Winter has a wife
umm gaytards?

I cant understand a word this j*w and minority is saying

>>161741081
Obama is a narcissist who will never acknowledge most of the things he did in regards of foreign policy were massive mistakes.
Or at least that's the reason why I hate him.

>>161741175
He is a shredded alpha, of course he is better than Jerax

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>>161741134
>now

>>161741169
VP will pick mid visage in grand final against OG after two wins

>>161741246
When's the last time a head of state has ever admitted to mistakes in their policy

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>>161740878
FeelsBadMan

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>I have to learn all chinese mountains, rivers, provinces, territory for every dynasty, plains, and history for the 15th.

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>the gulag is alive again

>live with shitposts, memes, infighting and all that makes these four chins great

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>not even half way into the thread
>politics shit taken over again

>matchfixer throws the game

wow

blink has been owning

>>161741348
Never, but at least they usually aren't posturing like they're hot shit when they fuck up, unlike Obongo.
Besides he is the person who enabled Trump by turning the president position into semi-celebrity.

>VP is a solved team

damn...

>>161741134
>6:1 ratio of male to female heroes
>why so gey lul
Dota is a gay game, faggot.

>>161741134
You probably never had close male friends. After a while, you can just playfully do gay shit because its well udnerstood that it's just Bro things.

As long as it's known that you don't actually put dicks in your mouth, it's all good banter

>>161741279
Hey I'd be gay for Cap too.

>>161741394
Link me up bro

>drow in literally every game

what a shit patch

>>161741421
>Weekend in America
>Americans shitpost to breath

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>>161741563
can't deny that

>>161741552
>he doesn't know about brojobs

>six months of DROW ONLY games.
dota is kill

>play defensively
>vp cant do shit

BTFO ONCE AGAIN RUSKEKS

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>le unbeatable slavs

d2g proven wrong by the Berenstein engine yet again

>>161741414
no brakes on this train

any idea if there's still easy ways to get battle pass levels ? i don't see the end of it

I don't get the drow complaints.
She's no waternigger.

>vp loses
wow /d2g/ btfo once again

>vp wins
wow /d2g/ btfo once again

>takes one game for chinks to figure these drunk fucks out
l m a o honeypot does its job

>pa is a bad hero and a noobslayer

dotards?

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When do the good teams play?

THE THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO DOLLAR BURROW STRIKE

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Has anybody won with OD Drow yet?

>>161741840
Her games are either a 20min death ball stomp for her team or the other team wins at 20min. Or it becomes a sad excuse for a game that goes on for 50 min

>>161741840
remember ti3 wisp.
What did wisp have in ti3, fucking 100% winrate in grand finals at least.

>Coo de graa

can you at least LEARN HOW TO PRONONCIATE THINGS YOU FUCKING JEW

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>he thought VP would do decent at the major

>9pashar will singlehandedly tilt VP and cost them the tournament

lmfao slavs

What happens if you get the in-game predictions correct?

>>161741880
she is probably the best carry against drow

>VP in unbeatable
>drow is OP as fuck
>you can't win against OD + drow
>PA is shit
-de dos ge

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>>161741958
>tobi says coup de grass
>everyone shits on him

why bother

>>161741958
>not watching bulldog
?

>>161741958
pronounced coop dee grass
t. Italian

>>161741952
a stun in tether fampai

>>161741958
>Thinking it's pronounce coop dee grass

I'm pretty sure Drow has a 0% win rate today

>>161742116
vp drow weaver

Does winter wyvern have the best synergy with support items? Like normally support items are support items because they are good on anyone who can spare the slots, but she actually makes them better.

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>VPosters

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>wake up
>NP got BTFO by VP

top fucking kek

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>>161742092
>>161742081

>>161742092

it is, im french

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>>161741958
Americans think French just involves dropping the last syllable

>>161741978
You win a handful of season tokens.

BTW, buy more, goyim. Or we'll have to turn off the heating. Think of the 600 players!

>>161742092
it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JClLQ8265bA
>>161742081
t. french

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STAND BACK! I HAVE A GAME TO...

PA is everything Drow doesn't want to face.

>>161742191
I'm french too faggot, it's not pronounced coop dee grass.

>frenchcucks mad because their shit dead language is irrelevant
wew

actually it's prnounced "DEE-to-gee"

>>161742056
I'm over 18 and so is this website

>>161742194
I LOVE
MARIAH MALLAD

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it's pronounced cup of grass
t. American

French is deader than a europeon in Nice.

>>161742238
LOSE

>>161742250
I'm not french and isn't it kuu de graa?

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>>161742393

>>161742404
need s at the end

>>161742369
epic post

>>161742238
Shackleshot Shackle Shot Failed

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>S-STOP THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE MY DEAD LANGUAGE

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>>161742404
coo deu grass

>>161742404
It's coo de gras. Not coo de grass. It's not a long A sound.

Our boys WG.Unity are doing it

>>161742238
how will icefrog unfuck qop, lina, wr and every other hero with nukes that relies on killing enemies early on without nerfing memedrop into irrelevance?

has drow won a game yet?

>>161742495
>>161742492
>>161742457
ok

What do French have to be proud about - having the most muzzles in Europe?

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Wings?

>WINGS WILL NEVER LOSE

D
2
G

>>161742549
Last one

malaysia boleh?

Un
Fucking
Believable

What the FUCK newbee

>Down 6-22
>2 raxs
Lmao

OMG

>SLAVS GOT FIGURED OUT

MY FUCKING GIGASIDES

VP
P

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

V I R T U S P R O

>>161742589
That's germany.

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Motherfucking VP

RAMZES IS A GOD