/d2g/ - Dota Meme Shitposting Politics General

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INNOCENT

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>Alt-Right won the election
>Now winning Dota

Reminder that VP and the CIS region are our guys.

>only good NA players are sand niggers

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I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.

>>161748449
>only good NA players are EU/Asian

>tfw you narrowly avoided losing ten grand on a dota bet because you got called into work early

Fuck me.

does anyone have video of the shever incident

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1st for Ramzes

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>161748357
Trump is a fat cuck!

If you reply to this you're mad!!!!!!

>>161748515
I don't count them as NA players

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anybody have that one picture of theeban? you know the one

>dat EE belly

>>161748579
>b-b-but hillary

you lost grow up

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>>161748549
STOP WITH THIS SHIT MEME

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NP will lose their next match

>>161748580
I mean theres 2 kind of NA players. White "true" na players, then asians and EU

anime ready to be BTFO

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Purge is looking sharp!

nth for baiting people with the Sheever-Nahaz meme

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>>161748660
lol look at how mad you are!!!

You're an assblasted shibbolethed semi-NEET anime cuck shill jew shitskin thirdie!!

>>161748526
>Does streamlink have an UI like livestreamer Twitch GUI?

streamlink works with the twitch gui

>Also what benefits does streamlink have over livestreamer?

livestreamer hasn't been updated a long time, streamlink is the continuation by a new dev

>>161748501
And people defend him.

>>161748680
EU player is an EU player even if he's playing for an NA team

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where is DC's stress relief ball?

>>161748794
But if its 5 EU players playing in NA, its still an NA team, right?
lol

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best waifu coming thru

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>>161748549

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thanks for the (You)s on the last thread you stupid redditors >>161746056

How are your fantasy drafts going?

>>161748859
an individual player's region and team's region are unrelated

>>161748859
The same way in a Spanish Football team there are like 3 Spanish players total and they still are considered Spanish.

>>161748758
Is there a pre compiled version?
i really don't feel like install python

>>161748880
Haha! This isn't dota but you post it every dota thread! This is sooooooooooo funny!

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>>161748889

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>>161748846
btw it is confirmed that she fucked 2 people form the old DC where Aui played.
I bet she fucks the whole roster now on daily basis, sunsfan is ok with it.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>161748949
No they're not, /d2g/ has to choose who they can root for, and who they play against and where isn't as important as who they are

Aui's sweatshirt looks hella comfy

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>>161749074
it was Bulba wasn't it?

would someone PLEASE post the webm before the match starts? you know the one

>>161749108
when david beckham went to play in LA galaxy he was still british
62% of the players in the florida panthers are canadian but it's still an american team

why would it be different for esports?

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>>161749167
I heard she doesn't just stick to guys...

>>161749167
I'm just sitting here shaking my head. how can one woman look this good? I just don't understand how Sajadene can be so attractive

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>>161749224
gotchu familia

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/OURGUYS/ are PLAYING

>>161749074
Of course she did. All women are sluts, especially ones involved in gaming in any way.

>>161749270
Because of what the norm in esports is atm
Sure, it's more accepted in NA because youre multicultural anyways, but if just 1 out of the 3 regions generally accepts that, its not the norm yet

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>>161749335
where is she now

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>>161749394
>gookshitters

cringe

>>161749312
>the moment Universe realized that he had made a huge mistake joining this memesquad is on camera
based

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>>161749224

is Virtus Pro playing more games today?

>>161749513
in my penis

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leave the lane

So i haven't followed this game since ti6.
How are my slavbois VP and Vega?
Who is currently top5 strongest teams?

>>161749569
>dotard
>is gay
What a surprise.

>>161749569
>this stream was so long ago source1 was still around
I feel old

>>161749349
shes asian

>Kick the best host for being an ass
>Hire the other, and for some reason don't give him permission to do panels anymore
>Have a comfy host from the SC2 scene who knows how to do casual
>decide to kick him and get the most Chad, fake smile, know nothing ESPN suitman possible
So we're going back to the shitty ESPN style, right

>>161749729
based Purge told him to fuck off

>>161749612
VP is in top5
vega literally whos

>>161749729
thats what valve has been aiming for since the beginning

each TI only got more and more away from the casual sense we want

>/ourguys/ NP and ourest of guys ee-sami are about to btfo gooks

>webm related : NP(Japan) on the right and MVP(gooks) on the left : >>>/gif/9699640

>>161749729
He knows he's the new guy coming into the scene, he knows he has the responsibility to prove himself to the viewers. He knows the stigma of personalities coming from one scene to the other
And still he calls "game 3" a "map 3"

>>161749729
>never get richard lewis because of leddit

He even referenced kek on tv

>>161749839
firstpicking jugg good/bad?

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>>161749583
>in my penis

>>161749580
no, they are placed first in their group

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>>161749839
>each TI only got more and more away from the casual sense we want
but TI6 was a step back to casual

>tune in
>envy is 19/1 while his opponent is 35/8
hmm

benomancer

>>161749982
jugg depends on team picks not on enemy counters

>yfw yames shoots gabe and takes over valve under trump presidency

dotards???

>>161749839
No, it was TI4 or something that went overboard, then they got backslash and went back on it, but is it coming back now, with a literal Chad already in the CSGO ESPN scene as our host
>>161749972
Isnt he part of Thorins podcast circlejerk? No thanks

>>161749926
>Straight shit
Wrong thread.

BAFFLED

EE got crit like 3 times

>EE

it just keeps happening

>come back from making some food
>EE dies

SCIENCISTS!

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>EE

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>>161748889

>>161750102
>Trump allowing foreigners to buy American businesses

Have we ever had 2 valve events in 1 patch before?

>SVG is short for savage
ooooh that makes sense

>>161750046
no wait scratch that
EE is 19/1 with a fucking drow on his team and while playing mirana

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>>161748889

BAFFLESD

>EE

NP, or at the very least Envy, is getting exposed for being utterly DOGSHIT

>EE

>>161750102
>rich corporate slaver vs penniless man
hmm wonder who Trump would side with really makes your noggin jiggle

>EE

You can't make this shit up

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>EE

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

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>there are still people who would defend EE

fEEd

>>161749729
Why did they kick RedEye

he was great

>>161750117
>I care more about the people a person hangs out with than their skill or thoughts

>DUDE REPEL ME IT'LL BE EPIC

>Wonder what Yames "2GD" James is up to these days
>Know he was already doing his game and it was on its way
>Turns out he also did a kickstarter
So the game is never coming, atleast a good game, right?

I hope EE never quits prodota, this is just too good.

>>161750389
They didn't kick him, he's hosting a halo tournament right now

>>161750413
The game has no chance. At least he was able to get a decent amount of free money from kickstarter.

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>people think EE is the weake link and not AUI on carry

>>161750413
he was streaming Overwatch yesterday, he seemed pretty depressed.

>>161750396
No, more about what he represents
And if he hangs around in a redditor circlejerk echochamber who sit in their podcast and talk shit about people behind their backs, it says something about a man
>>161750489
>I know how to do esports, ill bring back quakeclones I swear!

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>>161750556
When has he not seemed depressed over the last 3 years?

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haven't been in this shit hole since the last major.

are there any fresh memes? what's the current shit posting meta?

>>161750572
>ill bring back quakeclones
What a great plan, the last 10 quakeclones did really well!

QO can only play mid PA rofl.

They run this every event.

>>161750632
You're on the right track with that image

This series is such a shitfest holy shit

>>161750686
>b-but I know people who play in 200 pricepool quakeclone tournaments
>Ill use all of my daddys money as prizepool money to make fps great again
Oh wait, the actual casual players dont want to see that

I'm a T4 player looking for an english speaking bcup team, i can play any role but mid and can go US/EU servers.

Pls respond ;-;

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>>161750715
my sides

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>Rose

>>161750632
the bafflemaster is at it hardcore today

>>161750824
haha

oh wow

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Here i am fixing toilets, but i won TI and millions of dollars, nobody would believe me if i told them *looks at gf*.So this is where i live, i could be playing right now for millions of dollars you know, i am only 24 years old *looks at gf*.Down the street is Jimi Hendrix, many of todays teenagers wouldn't know who he is, also nearby the band "Whatever the fuck" is located, but i dont expect people to know them, even i don't know them *looks at gf*.GF:"What do you mean you don't know them you are wearing their hoodie right now teehee".hehe i could be playing and competing for millions of dollars, in the future ppd will own EG, the user who said that is a smart man *looks at gf*

What did he mean by this ?

>korea is good
-d2g

>>161750951
people look at each other when they talk to each other

MVP is so fucking bad

why did they get invited? Is Valve retarded?

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lmao gooklovers btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUP8FfD2hfg&

>>161751061
he was talking to the camera who was 10 centimeters from his face and she was on the other side of the room

>that purge creep
how does Aui have such good micro?

FUCKING CLAN IRAQ WAS RIGHT BASED SATYR PURGE

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>>161751132
>Is Valve retarded

>>161750625
fuck you, James

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>>161751132
>Is Valve retarded

If MVP is losing to NP they don't deserve to be in this tournament

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>>161750951
PPD has earned 2 million dollars at 24 years of age

the most successful player in the history of Esports

clan_iraq was right

what moron at valve invited this clown team.

How the fuck did VP win second game against Newbee? They were getting dumpstered when I had to leave.

literally what does a bkb first PA do?

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this game is so boring I hope NP throw and make it interesting

>>161749312
Where do I find this meme with sound

ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME

>losing to np
You should be worried

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>>161751319
>>161751220
You are sittin on lane HITTING CREEPS
while based CLAN_IRAQ shift queues through JUNGLE while TAKING OBJECTIVES with DOMINATED TROLL

>DUDE DROW LMAO
this patch and everyone who defends it is shit

kill yourslef

shit game

dead game

shit game

>>161751318

How much is it after taxes?

>>161751435
drow got 2 lanes of rax for free while Newbee were all 5 alive with aegis and did literally nothing

>>161751435
lil

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>>161751569
it's warlock and venom

>gooks are good at dota
-EE

>>161751569
The new patch is coming in like a week, pls stop whining.

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when did it all go so wrong?

is it the lack of comfy man or the retarded abo carry they have?

d2g has been hyping this team for years. fucking gooks

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NP will never _____

>>161751213
>tab
>q
>tab
>resume playing

>>161751591
Probably like less than 1million.
Taxes fuck over prize money so hard.

>>161751659
their GHR (good hair ratio) is all wrong

Is NP good or MVP bad?

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>>161751435

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>>161751556

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>>161751741
MVP are dogshit

dota is so gay

>Omni is broken

what else is new

>>161751314
>>161751320
>>161751132
Valve rewarded the SEA region for getting 5 / 6th at TI6
This shouldn't happen if Eu teams didn't choked

MACHINE

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>>161751668
wind!

>tfw veno nerf incoming

>>161751781
top łił

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I'm exactly 4750 MMR and the difference between 4500 and 5000 average games is incredible.

>>161751741
MVP are supershit
they only played some local shitty tournaments after TI and never got higher than 7-8th

>>161750632
>what's the current shit posting meta?
complain it's been too long since patch
complain "boring" heroes get picked every game
complain how there are no new heroes
argue which countries are white
complain about panelist lineup
collect sheever webms

>>161751919
I'm 1k mmr and the difference between my games and EEs games is so little that its incredible

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where's capitalist?

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>>161751982
delet this

>>161751919
>png
kys

>>161752049
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>>161751919
is this an actual loading screen? I want it

>>161752049
FAT COW

>>161752124
current battle pass

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>>161752008
>collect sheever webms

I win.

>>161751659
It all went wrong after manila

>>161749839
No way. TI4 was by far the peak of ESPNshit.

TI5 was much more casual.

TI6 was a fucking memefest.

>>161751919

I'm steadily climbing, was 4k about a month ago can pretty consistently stay around 4.1 - 4.2 while slowly inching up, variance taken into account.

Any recommendations as to things I could learn/keep in mind to help in the climb to 5k?

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You didn't forget about me did you /d2g/?

>>161751849
Fnatic placed 4th also
It would've been a good decision to reward SEA scene only if every single sea team at TI hadnt disbanded

>>161752048
>Everyone else focuses their vision on him
Jesus it just gets worse

>>161752049
ONE PLANE IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

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>>161752008
so nothing changed?

>>161752049
*angry cow noises

>>161752049
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT

>>161752173
>tfw reinstalled windows and only later realized my sheever collection was on C:

>>161751706
>>161751591
>>161751318
it would be 1/4th as much if he was EU because of their insanely high rates of taxation tho

>>161752209
Your pudge game was the worst competitive performance on the hero to date. Not one good hook.

>>161752173
>windows media player
that's more pathetic

>>161752209
I like DC but they're still slacking off. They're not playing properly.

>>161752049
CRASHING THIS PLANE

>>161752049
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

>>161752049
F R A C A S
R
A
C
A
S

>>161752319
It's 2016, I haven't downloaded media for years

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DC is the new LGD.int except they win. I love this team
>>161752209

>>161752209
>not the Sprint version

>>161752209
His run through TI6 was amazing. It will never be forgotten, but it's sad they didn't win. Then it would have been fucking legendary.

>>161752049
ENDURANCE RUN

I need all of your Sheever webms.

I'm conducting research.

>>161752490
touching your dick isnt research idiot

>>161752173
>that pajkat image
P O S T that classic

>>161752209
I doubt DC will be great again before the new patch. They've fallen into a slump despite being on the same patch as ti6. What's wrong with them?

>>161752403
>elesh waifu

>>161752403
>tfw there will inevitably be an expansion where the Jacetice League will go to Mirrodin and beat Phyrexia and kill best MtG girl.

Fucking Wizards.

>pflax is an expert now

What went wrong?

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>>161752410
is there one with the dc logo on his shirt?

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>>161752049

>>161752414

I really wanted them to win. It would've literally been movie material. Fucking digging their way out of a first elimination lower bracket. The ultimate underdog story.
Wings was too good at the time, though. I hope they win a TI.

Will Trump lower taxes on prize money?

>>161752573
Gabe is a cuck for chinks

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>>161752540

>>161752606
THE BEAST OF BOTH WORLDS

>>161752606
ENDURANCE RUN

>>161752573
Who said he's an expert? He's a panelist.

>>161752543
>mfw there's a compleated Eldrazi waiting for them.

>go to playdota to pllay some hero sounds from wc3
WHAT THE FUCK happend
dota is fucking dead dudes

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>>161752403
who is this literal semen demon?

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>veno

We fucking lost, anime bros.

If this is supposably the best patch and every hero is viable, why do I keep seeing the exact same heroes every game?

>>161752926
kys

>>161752985
thats not beginning of 6.81

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>Have a Chemistry final in 3 days
>Can't shitpost about the Major
Why can't I just be NEET, why do I do this to myself?

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>>161752818
are you retard :--DDDDD

>>161752985
some are more viable than others

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>>161752818
post more semen demons

>>161753054
just drop out idiot

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>>161752639
>gif
its 2016 bruh

nice mid pick WG. I'm both facetious and not- if they had someone who could answer to the morph instead of weaver I think it would have been an interesting, possibly viable strat

>>161752985
because these are group stage games that don't matter (only seeding)

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>>161752926
>he posts a show that Envy dropped.
>anime bros supporting NP

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Aui's cute belly!

>>161752985
most players are retarded and pick whatever the strongest team pick and almost every player in the strongest teams can't reliably play with more than five heroes

>>161752985
It was the best patch with every hero viable circa TI6. Now, especially after the couple of small patches, the meta has become much more stable and defined.

Man, I hope DC can continue this solid streak into the actual Major.

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I will not be denied this time

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>>161753230
I know but the aspect ratio is squished on the webms and there's no better source

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>>161752985
Because teams fall into the same rut.

Icefrog could put out a perfectly balanced patch and the meta would still go down to 20 heroes. When 3 million dollars is on the line the human brain just screams to go the safest most predictable route, leaving the ban/pick pool pathetically small.

The fact that you get the usual outlying pick is miracle enough and shows the game is actually really well balanced. League for example literally has the same 20-30 heroes with no exceptions.

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>>161753245
Anime bros stick together even if we like different shows!

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Wheres shadow demon

>>161752534
It is when you're doing it the way I am.

I'm doing it with both hands, with my arms reaching underneath my legs, which I'm resting on my desk.

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>>161753304
tfw no Secret for DC to stomp out of the Major

When do the cool teams play?

>>161753253
this actually

>>161753382
i think you just changed my life

>>161752173
Post them.

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>>161753304
all for revenge

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>>161753432
EE is playing right now

what what the fuck is wrong with theeban

is he trans now ?

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goat caster?

Haven't watched any pro dota in the last 3 months. What are the current memes?

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>>161753432
they are first in their group already

>>161753608
Play with envy long enough and you start to lose yourself

>>161753562
https://mega.nz/#F!uxtCQJ6R!v2vpEZYmqOt_ZBbpPoW1lg

HOHO
HAHA

>EE doesnt have blink dagger
what a scrub

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>>161753608
probably some libtard with ptsd

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>>161753729
it's time to admit you have a problem anon

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Be honest: do you miss him?

>>161753863
Fuck off frogshitter, one doesn't belong here and it's not the sheeverposters

>>161753896
He is the president of estonia now.

>EE is too intelligence to play carries

>>161753896
yes I miss Era

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>>161753948

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>eternal envy QoP
>losing to a sniper
>with Drow aura

>having less creeps than sniper
>as qop
>with drop aura
?????

Envy gets rekt mid every single game.

>>161754025
Both are cute!

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>>161753896
yeah him and Liquid (also Alliance for shit posting purpose)

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>>161753153

>ee qop

im having fall major flashbacks

HOW DO YOU LOSE MID AS QOP WITH DROW ON YOUR TEAM

HOW DOES HE DO IT

>EE still playing mid

when will he realize he's a safelane carry player?

>>161754025
Left looks better
Right looks like a prostitute

>>161752818
>>161753153
>>161754119
>tfw lost all of my porn crops but still see them posted from time to time
feels good

>Draft early game
>Lose
What did he mean by this?

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>NP LOSING TO A MEMEDRAFT
H O H O
A
H
A

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>EE ganks his teamate's lane
>Two of his teamates die without him using a single ability
I'm fucking dying boys

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>call a gank
>let your teammates die without your help
>run away and go back to farming

This is probably my favorite EE play

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jesus christ
this is embarrassin

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>envy watches as his teammates are killed
>doesnt even cast Q

>H-How do you lose mid!
>Sniper outranges and has a better attack speed and animation
>It's also 2v1

Gee I wonder how..

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>QoP is blue
>would look even better if she was white
explain this dotards

NAHAZ IS ALIVE

>>161754308
NP draft is meme as fuck as well
>ZERO (0) disables

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TREE COUNTER IN THE PREDICTIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOES IT JUST GO UP ALL THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dumb frogposter

>>161754342
>sniper is a literal snail
>QoP has two (2) poking spells, one of them being a slow
>QoP has a blink to initiate

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>>161754272
it's time to rebuild

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>>161753729
>>161754025
stop posting that hag

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>>161754414
I dunno buddy, why do people keep posting depreciated reddit memes?

>>161754471
Did you miss the part where it was 2v1?

why are punctuacucks always the absolute worst posters without fail

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>LOSING TO A PUB DRAFT

>>161754025
I wish I was married to Sheever. We'd make each other happy.

SLARK OP PLEASE NERF

>>161754519
literally goodSheever

HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA
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HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA
>HOHO HAHA
HOHO HAHA

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>>161754537

>>161754519
>posting insomnia whore

>do a drow start
>get no towers 13 mins in

>slark and sniper are bad heroes

lol xDD

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>>161753153
>>161754119

>>161754802
Slark is OP as fuck. Just look he's slaughtering everyone.

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>VP play run at them dota
>d2g: wow so boring, fucking yuropoors
>MVP play run at them dota
>d2g: holy shit this is so exciting, based gooks

explain this doturds

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>>161754518

>>161754802
they are when your opponent is an absolute shitter like envy

what the fuck was that gank. just ran in got two kills, no smoke no nothing

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NP pause every game

>>161754856
Fuck Russians. They use deathballs. Mvp doesn't.

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Let's talk about how much of a classy attractive man Fogged is.

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>>161754890
why is she always covered in yogurt?

Do we still hate envy now?

he got a MASSIVE kill now!

>>161754967
i don't know what color pill this is supposed to be

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>>161754846

>>161755020
Absolutely amazing skill, pressing W and then R like he did, immaculate

based fucking SVG

>>161754932
Only shitters buy smokes

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Hey /d2g/,

Live has been generous to me lately, so i want to make a dota 2 tournament i can invest 300k euros in it i don't except any profit i don't give a shit.

Which teams should i try to get to come ?
Which casters ?
I will also try to get 2GD.

8 decides the name of the tournament.

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>>161755059
based

>>161754856
what
did you even watch VP games
they are either splitpushing and farming in most efficient way or fivemanning towers and don't fight that much
and most haters are fans of western teams that VP shat on

>>161755157
LE ROLLING MEME TOURNAMENT xD

>>161755157

NEED TO BREED

>>161755000
Godz has a Chinese gf of course

>>161755157
FUTACUP

>>161755157
Monkey Business

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>LOSING TO THE PEEPING MAN

>>161755157
leag is beter XD

>>161755157
memeshowdown

>>161755157
The International 7

I hope this game means slark nerfs