Someone needs a gf Edition
Previous Thread: >>161463859
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
inb4 catposting
inb4 nobody posts and OP learns to stop making gw2g
ignore my post tho
>>161724273
Here is some cats.
vae nutting in kala
dickgirl kala nutting in cuntboy vae
Yo nigs, guardian or warrior for PvE fun?
>>161729174
define fun for you
>>161729174
do you want to run slow as shit or 25% run speed like everyone else
>>161730110
but warrior has other ways to go fast.
>>161729174
they're both fun, i like guardian right now but warrior GS is way too good in pve. It has TWO movement skills that make you feel cool and you can throw your gs AND you can fling your sword around like some maniac. Go warrior.
Game died after headcrabs
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
>>161734775
I made this as a joke and it's silly that you actually copy pasted my version instead of using your own version you fucking retard.
>>161735309
>I made this as a joke and it's silly that you actually copy pasted my version instead of using your own version you fucking retard.
I posted this as a joke in the past and it's silly that you actually copy pasted my version instead of using your own version you fucking retard.
vae playing with his balls
>>161735309
cringe
>>161734775
add my fucking guild Keggin
I have 0 female characters and i dropped a total makeover kit, so i am probably change the gender of my human engineer.
Any recommendation for a skimpy armor?
>>161738273
medium btw
>>161738273
yes
you will never have your own femrat to cry out your name and beg for more
>>161739489
>tfw have had multiple
>the rat orgy doesnt count
>>161739489
>you will never have your own femrat
feels good
>>161738273
They don't have much since it's all coats and shit. Prob cultural tho
>interrupting
i lose interest in the game. Probably will stop playing for another few months. Perhaps until the next expansion.
But I still have some ~400g which i want to invest into something. Not sure if Black Lion skins or perhaps ectos (Multiloot nerf). Anyone with good ideas?
>>161745117
Invest in me
>>161746252
>thinking i would pay more than 1g for you
It's time to let go, jugg.
>>161750349
>shiny fluffy butt
yiss
i like the big dicks
and the small dicks
>>161753356
>no standards
>>161753547
i hate medium sized dicks
>>161754498
only good post this thread
How to kill a general, in one hundred pointless screenshots.
BOOB THE CATS AWAY
fuck off yoni
BOOB THE CATS AWAY 2
>>161760118
shut the fuck up khubbo I said don't post anything about it
>>161760163
>>161759894
>ywn be a cat poster
Feels excellent
BOOB THE CATS AWAY 3
>>161760889
bully dros more
>>161762015
Im starting this soon and I want a character for WvW. What should I play if I want to be the biggest annoyance and pain for an enemy zerg? I want to bring something that isnt just another attack lost in the mess of AoE.
>>161762113
No, why would I do that.
MODS PLEASE HELP US WE'RE LITERALLY DROWNING IN PUSSY
>>161762704
femcharr guardian
old LA :(
>>161734775
>>161464056
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP.>>161724119
Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.
But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.
MESMER OR GUARDIAN?
All these fluffy cunnies...
...all ripe for harvesting.
------______-----
Florburz cries about not being vae every night
>>161767862
tfw no double gae to dp my femcharr
>>161768442
We get it,Delphy, you have no standards. You don't need to remind us everytime.
I'm currently working on crafting a legendary andif you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
spoooooky
>>161768838
>implying there are any posts to reply to
>>161768838
most of us are protected by various guardian deities of great comfiness c:
>>161768906
nice boobs anon
youreapeeans coming home from school
prepare for shitposting
>>161769378
lets kiss anon
>>161768838
Arent these reportable by now?
r8?
>>161769956
cute and comfy c:
>>161768838
Which one
>>161769653
those are some large breasts
>jugg destroys 2 threads with his catposting and gets away with it
>delphy posts a few pics of his cat and mods go badshit crazy
>inb4 I'm delphy
What should I play if I wanna WIN in WvW?
Are stay-at-home moms NEETs?
>>161771742
The only winning move is not to play.
QUICK
JUSTIFY THE FACT THAT YOU STILL PLAY THIS SHITPILE
>>161771952
There was no inquisition this holiday so this picture triggers me
>>161772645
I don't play it
>>161770563
thanks :)
when will jugg die ?
stop posting jugg
yo jugg you can stop now you fucken mosquito
Everyone is laughing at you jugg
last norn for today i go to sleep
>>161775281
have a lovely sleep anon
>tfw jugg is a shitposter that has ascended past a shitposter
or you can just call it a shitposter2
So has anything changed with Sylvari the expack? Are all dungeons just Zerker rushes? is WvWvW balanced at all now or even fun?
>Decide to come back and check out GW2
>Surely this general cant be any worse than the Final F-
Sheeeeeet
>>161772645
i just started a couple months ago
>>161775807
>So has anything changed with Sylvari the expack?
We have raids and esports now. Also some slight powercreep.
>Are all dungeons just Zerker rushes?
Yes.
is WvWvW balanced at all now or even fun?
Negative.
>>161776391
How much higher is tempest dps compared to ele dps?
>slight powercreep
made me genuinely curious on how much damage the new specs do over the old ones.
Limey endgame
>>161768838
reply
tfw rikki talks about stale memes like people give a fuck about them
what a weirdo creep and wannabe
tfw rikki is cringe
tfw massa has 0 personality
>late for Guild Missions
>Again
>tfw at guild missions thinking of the erp i had with oothier on a different account
>>161779230
cumming in vaes ass at guild missions
Do you still have to do the tutorial to test out new characters in the mists?
moving in with drosera and giving him a blowjob during missions
making vae cum at guild missions
moving in with drosera and letting him sit on your lap during guild missions
and petting him
What are Professions with good solo WvW builds?
>>161779949
>>161779949
>>161779949
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION YOU DEGENERATES FOR ONCE
>>161781102
how can a charr be so attractive?
>>161781198
Depicted:
Korrli
Vorp
Linkkle
some random uggo, lmao
>>161781607
>Korrli
Wrong it's a random asura
>Vorp
That's Yozzil
>Linkkle
Correct
>Some random uggo
also correct
>>161781798
>Korrli is so generic that randoms look exactly like her, same buns, same ears, same korrupted eyes, same skin tone, same everything
LMFAO
post sexy cats
>>161787240
refer to any of vaes cats posted by jugg
post images of cute femsuras
>>161788552
(\_/)(\_/)
>>161789439
partially obscured crab brandishing his pincers
>>161789967
its two femsuras rubbing ears dummy...
>>161790052
the ears arent even touching
pretending to be retarded?
http://i.imgur.com/qpnrjSi.png
>>161791302
nice photoshop nerd......
>>161791461
wtf?!?!!
http://i.imgur.com/OSsQpGb.png
Rate my meme
Post classic memes
http://i.imgur.com/tyG1mLc.jpg
>>161791302
Not touching.
>>161792293
Touching
>>161793131
Wh-who's fat hand is that,anons?
>>161793131
nice fucking sausages for fingers you obese pedo
(\_(\/)_/)
>>161794379
nice :)
they are touching......
Vacate these premises!
I wanna ERP :(
>>161795130
race/gender?
>>161795130
me too wanna erp with me?
>>161795258
msura
>>161795525
pass, good luck finding someone
>>161795581
I'm a female sylvari...
>>161795691
hmm.... it's too late at night for me, I couldnt give a femvari the just ERP they deserve, but you should give more detail in your posts when trying to find someone, it will help your search go a lot quicker
>>161795813
FUCK. ME. NOW.
>>161795813
I can always go to the human city right? That's the RP spot?
>>161795856
Stop
>>161795856
wat
>>161795881
yep! if you have HoT and can glide, you should be able to figure a way into uninstanced salma, otherwise theres the ossan quarters bar or something like that
looking for a charr to breed my ass
must be named vae the spectre
Looking to breed someone's ass.
My name is Vea The Scepter
Wash those ears
post femsuras with stinky ears
i need to breed a cat
oh look vae faggot is back at it again shitposting about rats in discord what a surprise
>>161797084
yes and yes
>>161797085
wash them
>>161797267
wash them with your tongue
>>161797215
fuck ratshttp://i.imgur.com/duZgHmy.png
Tonguebathing lewd stinky femsura floppers
Say i want to play gw1 for the HoM stuff, what's the best/cheapest way to get it?
Can't seem to find the complete edition sold anywhere anymore, do i need to have Eye of the North to earn HoM points or can i just buy the Trilogy?
the HOPE entrance interview should require a reference from your boss, no neets allowed = better HOPE
>>161797440
Y E S
>>161797563
HOPE would be better if it was deleted all together, then replaced with a guild that only had vae in it.
>>161797215
>>161797391
OMG KICK DROSERA HE"S TRYING TO CAUSE DRAMA
>>161797480
Eye of the North is absolutely necessary. You have to actually dedicate Armor Sets, Minipets, Weapons, Heroes, Titles to gain points
Having the trilogy is also necessary because you give yourself more variety to actually add the above things I just said.
I have no idea if the game is alive anymore but JQ for zaishen keys was a decent way to get money when it still had a community.
You might be fucked and have to buy ectos and platinum with real money if the community is dead
Hall of Monuments is expensive as fuck LOL
WOW DROS REAL MATURE
/GKICK DROS NOW!
or does HOPE really not care about their rules
Go to https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/
Enter your character's name and see how many search results you get.
>>161798457
>Searching for posts that contain ‘dros’. 1679 results found.
>>161798147
Alright thanks.
I don't mind not completing the whole thing, part of the reason i'm doing this is to play the first game.
As far as i understand, you can get 30/50 HoM without blowing unreasonable amounts of gold, so i guess i'll buy trilogy+EotN and slowly aim for that.
>LOL
>>161798582
go to bed dros
>>161798457
>"vae" 1995 results found
>"vuncia" 1056 results found.
>"squatfu" 1431 results found
lmfao
>>161798457
243 for Delphy, 166 for Snuffle/Snufflefu
Teyah is less, not sure how much tho cus of some stick thing that comes up, I don't know.
>>161798612
>30/50 without blowing unreasonable amounts of gold.
Are you a veteran or new player? I was able to do this because I bought every skill pack on a new account and I already knew how the game worked so I was able to farm endgame content for shitloads of money
https://hom.guildwars2.com/en/#details=0BVAAAo9%2F%2FCAAAAAAgnAAACQAABAAAAARCEIQAAAAAA&todo=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I went as cheap as possible on a brand new account and this is how I managed to get it with a semi dead community solo.
This is the cheapest and fastest way possible.
>>161799029
>more popular than Oothier
gae for leader when
>>161794379
Are the ears crossed or are they both turned slightly away and just touching at the base
this is important
post pretty charr
>>161798457
1 result and it was someone being nice
thanks past-anon
POST CUTE FEMALESURAS NOW
NOW
>>161798457
145 for me.
big booty femsura
Thiccest femcharr
Who controls the rats?
The thicc cat controls the rat
ahahahahahahahahaah vuncia is chubby ahahhah
>>161806551
so thats what that smell was
chub grease
fluffy chubby cunny
>>161807164
>>161806551
is someone tickling you
whats so funny, geek
Charr wouldn't be chubby.
>>161808293
some femcharrs are quite plump
Yo dudes anyone wants to join my guild?
>>161810870
pretty racist dude, delete this
What the fuck anet why cant I make this?
Yay or nay?
>>161810924
I'm only ironically racist
>>161810765
Most likely not. Considering their society is based all around war and battle, overweight is probably looked down upon.
who is worse woodanpotato or brazil?
>inb4 mikeimighty
>>161811630
But some females are kept around just for breeding purposes, if all she does every year is shitting out little cubs for warband then she must be fat
>>161811630
Some can be traders, ambassadors and scholars in Priory.
I should be running full vipers for condi mesmer right?
>tfw I finally start playing and Revenant/Herald isnt anything I had expected
So I cant just keep buffs up and play? I have to like stance dance constantly? What should my other one be in parties?
>>161813789
You can't keep every buff up, and you shouldn't, especially not Swiftness or Fury. Just use them enough.
Swap stance if you need something in the other stance, be or an ability or just the energy that comes with the swap. I don't remember the min max rotation but it was pretty heavy on auto attacks and swaps for... I think Hammer aura and that other thing.
>>161814524
I like that dwarf tank one so I use it currently even when solo.
>>161811716
How do you know? Perhaps the breeding is simply done before females are considered ready for duty.
>>161812914
I'd imagine that traders still need to be on their feet a lot unless they set up shop somewhere, ambassadors have to keep up an image as representatives and scholars often do field work.
>>161815116
>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
>I DONT KNOW BUT I IMAGINE THEY..
Charr lorefags are the worst lmao
>>161815646
>but muh fetish
said the sperg
how popular is__paw__fetish among the charr ?
>>161817440
I guess as popular asfootone among humans.
>>161811652
brazil because memefags are worse than asurafags
>>161818867
noice
>tfw too intelligent for FHDs
Okay I get the concept of capping camps and stuff solo, but doesnt roaming seem kind of pointless in WvW? Isnt the whole point to work as a server to capture big points as a team instead of just pointlessly 1v1 people in the middle of nowhere that you could just do in other PvP modes? Maybe I dont get it.
>>161821143
>comparing himself to FHDs
>tfw your thin fhd arms aren't strong enough to cradle thicc's bulbous head
>>161821348
Thats because montages only show off the interesting duels. In reality roaming includes taking out caravans and capping camps usually solo or in a small group to contribute. Its solo content that lets a profession or build who isnt part of a big guild or community help by denying resources and harassing stragglers.
>>161821348
Yes, but the concept of teamwork is drowned out by how shallow and homogenized combat is combined with a constant imbalance in active player numbers.
WvW roaming is a player's desperate attempt to make the mode remotely fun even though, due to PvE gear, it's an even bigger joke than this game's PvP.
How can I get loads of black lion keys without buying them?
I know I can do the personal quest every week for one and map completion seems to give one randomly. Any other ways?
>>161826294
Not really, Anet cracked down on the ways how you can get them without paying gems, used to be a lot easier.
Technically most loot in the game can drop them, but the chances are really low. I think that over 4 years of playing this game, most of it actively and using two different accounts, I got like 4 keys this way. Though I guess that still makes them infinitely more common than precursor drops.
What'll you have anon?
>>161828058
Cyanide and eye bleach
>>161799078
D-do you have any resources left to help someone out on that?
>>161810870
inb4 all banned
>>161811007
>mfw this is innappropiate but ISIS is
Double standards seem to be in-force.
>>161828058
I'll take rodent-killing poisonous gas.
>>161828058
futa norn
>>161828058
What does Thicc taste like?
Any tips for my knight-ish cosplay? I'm trying to go as "realistic" as I can, but since I wanted a "tabard" look, my choice of legpiece armor was between the ornate guild one and this. I'm planning on changing the helm to Illustrious once I unlock it. I also made a "knightly order" guild so I can choose my own emblem, although I'm sticking with HOPE's emblem while I get that one up and running (or find a decent guild with a plain red/white cross emblem).
>>161826294
Pretty much map completion and farming the lvl 10 personal story mission with new characters, but that one only works once per week.
>>161829942
Shit man, thats almost like he said that already.
>>161830328
Woops. I pretty much saw "how to get keys", read some other threads and came back to post.
>tfw cumming multiple times during hope gm
>>161831635
did someone say hope gmissions
Tell me about Thieves /gw2g/
>>161826294
This is what I do whenever I tome a new character to 80.
Personal story up to claw island - 3 keys
LS2 chapter 6 - 1 key
HoT story chapter 11 - 1 key
Bloodstone fen map completion
and maybe the HoT maps if I've already finished the HPs
LS2 ch. 6 is pretty easy and fastest if you're sitting on alts who have never done that part already since you don't have to do the previous chapters to start it, unlike HoT. There's also a very low chance that a key can drop off a mob, but this has only happened for me three times since launch.
>>161832650
they are only played by cockmunchers
>>161829936
fudge
cockmunching femcharr thief
>>161832650
"DUEL ME BRAH XDD"
>>161833885
>>161835804
Would I have fun with one in WvW?
>>161835843
Even disregarding the fact that WvW is the antithesis of fun, especially nowadays, no.
>>161836016
Well what DO you people still do in this then? You seem like the types that dont have fun with anything here and have bad advice anyway.
>>161836101
I do raids and fractals. Sometimes I have bursts of activity in PvP and WvW, but they're usually met by regret.
Probably the biggest problem I have with any PvP in this game is that it's heavily tilted towards a rock-paper-scissors type of class hierarchy.
I'm going to bully all the skinny femcharr by feeding them my essence
>>161836101
idk why a lot of ppl here hate WvW so much.
It's the main thing I do in gw2. I've been a part of a great wvw guild for a year or so now and I have a lot of fun with them.
>see three identical charr standing in a line spamming abilities
>must be some multiboxer doing something
>keep watching
>a fourth one shows up
>wait for them to join the line too
>the first three explode
>it was just a mesmer messing around
what a ride
>>161836815
woah...
>want brahams outfit because nornfag
>buy a key instead
>outfit drops
It's the small things that make us happy, friends
>>161836101
this
no /gw2g/, you are the anti-fun
why you gotta be angry all the time you jaded fucks? 4chan is a disease
>>161836809
wvw is not great for people who dont join guilds and partake in the friendly talks in teamspeak. The people who dont like WvW are those kind of people.
>>161829923
Mine already sated two women last night. She's taking a day off.
crispy mcharr socks
I don't raid or do fractals beyond t1, but I need one more ascended armor piece. Is there any collection I can do to get it quick/cheap (other than bioluminesence, which I finished), or is crafting it the best way to go? (My crafting is already 500 so I only need to pay for mats)
>>161838654
She should go fishing, or berry-picking.
>>161839698
ambrite/leystone collection are the only other collections you can do
>>161828058
>no HONEY (King of Bees)
SHIT list
>>161842318
Literally
Who
>>161843059
The only relevant rat in HOPE
>>161843059
riathen the cringe king, he forces his own memes and for some reason always changes the filename of his pictures to random numbers
>>161843197
never heard of them
>>161843463
I cringed at this post XP
I post in this thread like once a month, maybe in 10 years I can finally become a forced meme. You shouldn't let something as trivial as numbers in a file name trigger your autism, anon.
tfw will never kiss Toxicologist Kalzi
Toxicologist Kalzi is my wife
>>161843950
shut the fuck up loni
>>161843197
>1489...jpg
>saving a picture from 9 million seconds from now
>from March 2017
>he isn't aware of unix time
>>161843708
>>161843950
>forcing another rat clone
>nobody gives a fuck
ayyy lmao
>>161832650
i remember people made their thieves look like that assassin creed guy
MY CATS WONT STOP SLEEPING ON MY KEYBOARD HELP
>>161843463
Look I can do it too! Fucking retard lol
>>161847819
he manually types it lol
>>161847783
put her on ur comfy lap, anon
>>161848291
whenever i put her in my lap i get a boner when she purrs and i end up dry humping her
>>161848873
ANON PLS YOUR NOT ME
>>161848291
can i sit on your lap daddy
>>161849043
got em
>>161849269
anon... do not lewd the pokemon
>>161848873
wtf....
>>161849043
i hope ur okay anon
what the fuck is this thread even
>>161831857
Who's the candy corn elemental?
>>161836809
I actually like WvW, while not being part of a great WvW guild...but my tiny servers is always paired with Sea of Sorrows so maybe that has something to do with it?
>>161831857
>flunkky staring at lani's ass
>>161850986
Is Flunkky even old enough to be interested in girls? He probably just wants to trade baseball cards with her.
>>161831857
>>161850986
>vae staring at the red fhd's ass
>flor getting hit in the face by dottir's staff
>oothie being sniffed by femcharr
>discount miko trying to steal cat ears from purple rat
>faeeq trying to hide his boner
Is there any class in this game that is actuallyfun?
>>161853570
i have fun with elemental
my least fun is engineer
>>161806551
Chubby where it counts.
>>161855470
happy birthday vuncia!
>>161855470
what's vuncias irl name?
>>161848873
What do boners feel like?
>>161857398
Thanks rex
>>161857398
Richard
>>161857702
Like a part of your body is swelled but instead of being painful it feels really good and wants to be touched.
Please post rats
>Rat lovers are fat fucking pedos
Who woulda guessed??
>>161857702
retarded?
>>161724119
anyone else wish there were less jokes in the story dialogue? it's kind of annoying that every other sentence is an attempt at being funny
>>161857949
is it really Richard or are you implying it's "dick" ?
>>161859720
Yes and yes
>>161858325
midna is the best rat here by far
>>161860027
midna is an imp and a whore
>tfw mummy dearest forgets your tendies, but comes into your room to remind you to go to your job interview so you stab her sixty times
>>161859889
can we touch richards?
>mummy finds the gay charr ERP logs and asks me what a barb is
>have to burn down the house after knocking her out with my keyboard
>>161862097
Rikki, it's time to stop.
>have a dream where a class of magical femsura students were kidnapped and the fhd teacher that looked like the blondie from fooly cooly saved them from another fhd that was godzilla sized
>irl cat slaps me awake
>>161859540
Yes and I also wish I didn't have to play hide-n-seek or feed orphans with a baby dragon's help either.
Is Guild Wars 2 good yet?
>>161863031
no and it never will be because dros plays it
>sister found the cat degeneracy logs
>>161862936
the latest story step had my disliked my player character. i supported what braham was saying. the player character kept trying to shut him down acting like he's the boss and braham is his subordinate. wish you could choose between rytlock+taimi "the reddit duo, solve it with le science! funny jokes" and braham+rox "use a magic fire scroll bow". wish you had more choice in general. but no, you automatically are assumed to side with taimi even though i want to bash her cripple head with a stone
>>161865959
also poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11801671
no wonder arenanet does a terrible job with gw2, they are hillary supporters
>>161866215
Taimi a best! I love Taimi she is my gf!
Same. I just want to hear the sound of a rock repeatedly clashing against the flesh and bone of her skull and the subsequent sickening gush of crimson fluids and brain matter spattered against my face and the ground.
Shut the fuck up Quizno
>>161869645i want to fuck you so badly thicc
>tfw your vagina causes other people to not enjoy their gameplay :⎩
>>161869970
Y-yeah that's it cry all over my dick
>>161870816
Hope you got room for two.
>>161870971
THANK YOU KORMIR
>>161871035
You'll have to wait your turn though.
>>161871165
I could handle the both of you at once.
>>161871675
im coming with a gun
some of you are alright, don't go to the rat fountain tomorrow
>>161871913
Don't bother. Neither of them are even there.
This thread hasn't changed since I left it.
>>161872641
Vae, you were only gone a few hours. Of course it will be the same.
>>161872871
But I'm not Vae
>>161872924
D I S C O U N T
V A E
>>161872641
cringe
>>161872641
>Look everyone I have to announce that I left
Welcome back to your home
>>161870971
>>161871165
>>161871675
little sluts.how hard do you cum in eachothers mouths when noone is looking?
>>161873737
cringe
>>161873539
I never left. I just took a break from the thread.
>>161871675
...saved
>>161871165
thiccsi is cute and silly! I wanna pick her up and rumble her
inb4 cringe
if you post cringe then you're a loser and secretly love me
>feel zero urge to log in every day to do dailies to rack up a number in a video game, that doesn't even have any impact in the video game
>sometimes i go a few months without logging in because if i want something that requires money which i could get "for free" by logging in when i don't feel like it, i can just grind for it when i do feel like playing
>not OCD enough to care about completing grind achievements, only ones i care about are skillbased ones
how does it make you feel that you're wasting your life away grinding in an MMO without completing any newer content in that MMO than me, when i only log in when i feel like playing? at least wageslaves get to buy real world things with their money
>>161877557
>how does it make you feel that you're wasting your life away grinding in an MMO without completing any newer content in that MMO than me, when i only log in when i feel like playing?
>literally no fun allowed
good anon you play game when you want but why are you here?
>>161878205
to bully the runts
>>161877341
swing a stick around rata sum and you'll hit like five rats that are identical to generic memerat # 317-A there.
>mfw three hours of work is enough to pay for the spoils of three neets grinding away at GW2 all day
>mfw my life is worth at minimum 8x as much per hour
>mfw spending money on video games to save time
>mfw people try to mock me for having more money than time
>>161877557
hi anon, i play the game when I want to as well.
>>161878276
are you a rare femsura, anon?
>>161878618
>giving any money to anet at all
you are telling them it's alright to keep pumping out their turds and pass it off as game content
kill yourself
>>161878626
please don't include me in your weird fetishistic rat fuckery.
>>161878260
this general is too beat up
mmo's are life wasters tho, people try to make it their second lives and it consumes them. i personally play the game as it is and i enjoy it casually. i run dungeons and fractals, i goof in wvw, i pvp, i play the core tyria stuff, i like the new living world eps, i even run my own builds. people need to realize that if you're burnt out you need to go. this is a game and you play game or you don't. whats so hard about that? i mean anet aren't perfect and they do stupid shit and we have some L-O-N-G content droughts but thats the cards we have at hand. the game isnt bad because people want more of it, i'm just saying
tfw no Richard husband
>>161878686
>giving money to anet
this is why you're poor, you stupid fuck, the chinese are willing to sell you slave labor for pennies compared to what anet charges for gems to gold
tfw no threesome with rowan and richard
>>161878750
it's just a question anon.
What kind of character are you in game?
>>161878618
>Spent $60 on video game
>Spend more $$$ for convenience and questionable fashion
>Spending more $$$ to trade into video game gold to buy video game materials to save time from playing the $60 video game
GW2 is so slow and stagnant you don't really need time with all the money in your bank account. If you git gud you will be in a good spot game-wise.
I am the rarest femsura
I have the best taste in fashion
also I'm single
>He doesn't raid
>He doesn't know how to run a single fractal
>He doesn't PvP
>He doesn't make his own builds and customize meta builds to his own playstyle
>He can't solo a dungeon path
>He doesn't know how to snipe down towers in WvW
>He only plays one profession
What is your excuse, anon? Are you scared?
>>161879591
>He doesn't raid
>le "find a raid guild"
>le "100+ LI" for pug raids
nah
>>161879235
tell me more ;)
>>161879591
you're a cute anime girl, anon
>>161879591
>rAIDS
>Fagtals
>PlebVSPleb
>Meta
>Donegeons
>NumberAdvantageTheMode
>Profession
What kind of overly autistic stupid arenanet asskissing tumblr SJW faggot are you?!
>>161879909
>>161880212
Nice excuses nerds
>>161880330
Nice not existing argument faggot
>>161880414
>Insults are arguments
S C A R E D
O F
R A I D S AND P V P
>>161880609
>why nobody wants to eat shit with me
>>161880647
>I-It's shit anon my peepee retracts into its hole when shitter pvper attacks me
>Vale guardian too hard :_________;
Excuses. Repeat.
>>161880736
Sure, sure. Have fun with your dying minigame and epic 5% of raiders.
>>161880330
>>161880609
I've raided and got all the items and achievements for the precursor to the legendary armor and gotten to Legendary in spvp.
They are both shit modes. I also have 150 AR and have finished the nightmare achievements as well.
WvW is trash and I will never bother so you can go ahead and be annoying about that.
>>161880949
so what do you even do? fap to furry art?
>>161816052
>said the sperg
Look at this guy, he's trying to argue that anon's fanfiction is wrong because his fanfiction is correct
lol just lol
>>161880928
>T-The 1% anon they are the enemy
Dying minigame when you have nothing, repeat with me, NOTHING to lose if you got out of your shell every once in a while. Are you even in a guild?
>>161811630
>overweight is probably looked down upon.
posting about furries from your mom's basement is looked down upon, but here you are
furfags everyone!
>>161880949
>I'm burnt out and jaded af
>CHEF I ATE YOUR FOOD AND ITS BORING, c-can I get the rest in a doggy bag?
That's all I got out of your post.
>>161815116
walking around might be considered tiring work for you big guy, but you're unironically comparing the demands of one type of job to something much different
stop bullshitting lore, im cringing
>>161881201
You didn't read my post at all then.
I never said I was burnt out or jaded. That was made up by you completely. Your analogy isn't fitting either.
You criticized someone for their lack of "being too scared or bad" to play those gamemodes.
I'm telling you I've played them and don't particularly like them.
Calm down will you?
>>161881318
lets all cringe together ;)
>>161881335
>I'm telling you I've played them and don't particularly like them.
You didn't just "play" them, you completed them. Do you not see the irony of your posts? If you're where you say you are, then surely you enjoyed playing the game to completion. People should be trying out new aspects of the game, all you're proving with your posts is that they're worth trying because they'll end up like you; 150 AR with all raids completed and legendary rank in PvP and pro enough to finish the new Nightmare achievements.
Sure things could be better, but it's worth trying according to all of that you have under your belt. Can't call the chef shit when you chugged their food down your gullet.
>>161881108
>NOTHING to lose
My time is valuable.
>>161880609
>Still no valid argument
I don't own HoT shekel expansion and wouldn't even want it even if it was for free. Don't give one single fuck about rAIDS (braindead PVE zergfest) and i PvP alot on a daily basis.
Fuck kissing arenanet's ass, faggot.
>>161881623
>Too valuable for MMORPG's
Heh, okay.
>>161881631
>I don't own HoT expansion
>and i PvP alot on a daily basis
Anon... how do you do it?
>>161881590
>surely you enjoyed playing the game to completion
How does one "enjoy" doing the same boring shit over an over again? Grindfags like you need to be gassed.
>>161881783
>Anon... how do you do it?
You can still kick ass in PvP with core builds. If you can't do that, then you need to git gud.
>Posting that fat ugly disgusting walrus FattyMc Goy
>>161881783
>Too valuable for badly made MMORPG modes
Fixed for you. I did both raids and pvp, both was a waste of time in comparison with WoW ones. WvW have some potential, but for now its pretty much forgotten by devs.
>>161881590
In all honesty the only gripe I have with the game is the fact that they take too long for content.
I can complain to the chef for taking too long to cook my meal.
>>161881590
>Can't call the chef shit when you chugged their food down your gullet.
The chef's food is shit and still gets praised by idiots who have shit taste.
>>161881829
>Grind
>Raids can be completed in exotics, get ascended items out of it with tokens
>Fractals basically shower you in infusions and gold to fund 150 AR
>Fractal luck throws you ascended armor way before you need max AR, sells it to you for daily pages, and drops out of WvW rank ups, sPvP rank chests, etc
Oh no, poor anon. It's not like your gear will become obsolete if you leave for a couple of weeks or years. Who even grinds to play raids? Who grinds to gear up a WvW character? You don't even need gear or anything to play sPvP. Are you pulling my leg here?
pls.
>>161882050
>Customer takes a few nibbles and sends it to the kitchen: IT'S COLD YOU FUCKS COOK IT OR I LEAVE
This is okay.
>Customer finishes everything down to the bone and calls out the chef and tells him the food was sub-par and not worth the time to chew it
You finished it down to the bone and sucked on it, that's the point. Sure your opinion could be different now, but you can't expect people to believe you pulled through all of that begrudgingly. Like you had a gun to your head or something.
People should try all aspects of the game, that's all I'm saying.
>>161882117
>All my characters are already full ascended/max. infused
Not my fault if you're a poor shitter who needs +4 people to carry you through easy PVE "content" because you are too shitty to get anything done on your own. Do you even wipe your ass yourself or do you need others to do that for you too? You are literally a special snowflake crybaby that needs others to hold your hand. Learn to carry your own weight, or shut up!
>>161881928
>walrus FattyMc Goy
Leah Hoyer left Anet by the way, we're stuck with her again probably.
>>161882390
>Shills like you say that the chef's food is good
>Believe that and pay money to try the chef's food yourself
>The chef's food is utter shit
>N-no refund! Now don't criticize me, eat your plate of shit and act like you enjoy it!
Wew shlomo how much is the arenajew paying you to shill here?
Cat spam is better than this shit.
>>161882394
>because you are too shitty to get anything done on your own.
>those insults
Are you replying to the right person? Holy crackers anon. You can't solo raids, not all fractals are soloable, WvW needs more people and overall needs to be lifted out of its sorry state to merit that commitment, and you can't solo PvP during a ranked match. I'm set with these things and I'm telling you it's not that scary.
>Learn to carry your own weight
???
You're replying to a post on how easy it is to gear characters. Are you replying to the right person?
>>161882553
Nice, can't wait for more lesbians
>>161882583
>>Shills like you say that the chef's food is good
>Shill memes
Enough food analogies. You're clearly not catching on.
Answer me: How does one finish all raids, all fractals, has 150 AR, completed all Nightmare achievements, has legendary rank, and finished precursor armor achievements? I mean with precursor armor comes legendary weapons, doesn't it? Legendary rank also means the legendary backpack.
Not impossible to achieve, which is the point, but how does one do all of that and then at the very end turn around and describe the ride as not enjoyable? That is beyond the game, that is sadism if the content played wasn't fun. The game clearly needs attention, but different aspects of it are worth trying out instead of bangwagoning on negative morale.
>>161882765Reported for ban evasion, Jugg.
>>161883202
>implying reporting him for ban evasion will do anything
>implying he is jugg
There are less than 1,000 people that do raids worldwide.
>>161883607
Only he is autistic enough to like caturday spam. Goddamn worms spend their time better than Jugg during those Saturdays.
Vae is jugg
This retarded anon sure can talk shit but can he post a good toon?
>>161881967
You and I are on the same page, they do take too long. We have like 16 fractals now, a secret hard mode for one of them, three raid wings, and like 25 outdated dungeons Assnet doesn't want to revamp. Where is the threshold for those game modes to feel "packed?" ArenaNet has been twiddling their thumbs for years on fractals and dungeons, but we got two this year. So on some degree their ass is moving again.
They even claim the next raid is finished, just needs balancing and bug testing.
>>161881948
>WvW have some potential, but for now its pretty much forgotten by devs.
I agree, but I still find harassing towers while roaming when the enemy zerg is halfway across the map to be really funny. I've fought some good battles and didn't need some fancy guild to have fun.
>>161883998
>Still wanting toons
R8.
I wish anet would normalize so much shit so that they could actually try to focus on what might make the classes feel different.
>>161884547
I wish anet would stop holding out on just merging wvw worlds together.
>>161884547
every class is dps
cant get more normalized than that
hi
[&AgH7NwEAAA==]
>>161884803
Some classes are better at DPS than others
Fastest way to get Tomes of Knowledge? WvW zerg or sPvP?
>>161886503
Both, though WvW is easier
Taimi is my gf. You just got cucked Quizno.
>>161887349
stop
>>161886503
WvW by far.
>>161887421
hello anon are you having a comfy evening?
>>161887814
yes daddy
[&CjAJAAA=]
>>161887884
anon no...
I wish Oothier would just put his penis inside my mouth.
Leveled a necro and grinded its entire elite specialization, apparently reaper gs isn't viable with a condi build, call me when zerker isn't literally the only viable set
I wish Richard would just put his barbed penis inside my mouth.
I wish Vuncia/Vae/Richard was my bf irl
I wish Nick was my dad irl
Nick and Richard OTP
>>161887349
Silly anon but I just woke up next to Taimi! We just had a long night of snuggling! After some nose kisses I kissed her forehead and got ready for work! I have to support her!
>>161890787
when will you kiss MY nose?
>>161890859
Aw I'm sorry but I'm committed to my relationship with my love Taimi!
>tfw you will never go down on your femcharr wife
>>161889706
But anon, zerker GS is shit.
>>161889706
Now you can afk farm with minions
>>161882583
retarded?
hope ur comfy, anons
>>161899761
I tucked Taimi in before I left for work. She's tucked away nice warm and comfy. Her nose whistles when she sleeps. :^3
>>161900113
she's snuggling with me now!
>>161900113
cringe
>>161900693
double cringe
>>161900035
that is not how legs work
>>161900693
>comfy broke into anon's home and jumped in his bed with his ratwaifu
>>161900897
shut the fuck up you stinky fat girl
>>161901637
there's a huge lighting storm out tonight and she was lonely and crying out...
>>161900035
sauce pls
>>161902085
Not that anon, but here you go. http://charrikayu.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
It's from an old thread celeb. :^)
>>161879591
dont bully delphy anon
or i'll have to take action
>>161904821
come at me fgt
>>161904948
i-i was fibbing...
>>161889706
>lets give necro's a viable zerker weapon
>people complain when it's not a condi weapon
Who knew?
>>161905451
i'll protect you and delphy qt anon
there is space in my comfy room for you both to snuggle down!
>>161873083
Tbh they all look the same.
Shit.
>>161904383
ancora
Ancora........
>>161900693
Nice joke. She would never. She loves me too much.
tfw you will never send rexxie gifts for christmas
big meaty juicy chubby fluffy cunnies
how do people cope playing an elemental in hot zones. im still missing lots of mystery points. just nuke shit and get gud with dodges?
>>161911573
wtf nothing in this game is difficult what are you talking about
>>161911573
use dagger+focus/dagger
warhorn doesnt give you the same mobility or survivability
>>161911837
thanks anon i was using staff. any stat choices? im in full berserk as i checked memebattle
>>161912008
full berserk is fine, you should be able to kill everything before it kills you. The evades and invulns should get you through the fights.
You can even try scepter. It's decent with fresh air.
>>161912247
alright ill have a mess around. thanks
>>161912876
I guess the NPCS weren't the only thing driven insane in this area.
Conditions shouldn't deal lethal damage.
Are you hoarding gems for Wintersday sales? What will you buy?
>>161911573
>tfw no fem charr wives
>>161919045
kill yourself and let this general die next time
>>161911573
I really hope aurene is just an ugly baby because i can't stand the design.
>>161913091
Samefag here, I as not meant to quote you sorry anon.
>>161880212
>NumberAdvantageTheMode
Y'all need to move to other servers or git gud
With good coordination, me and 15-20 mates will take out 50+ HoD shitters regularly
If you're trying to go guildless against T1 or T2 server, you're gonna get rolled and you'll hate it
>>161919185
>he doesnt like how to train your dragon
>>161914295
i gave your mom lethal damage last night
>>161919549
This is a face only a mother could love.
And well... you know...
>tfw no fem charr hind paws to rub
>>161920383
*heavy breathing*
>>161919460
>server swap is one of the only two solutions to improving one's experience in wubwub
>implying this isn't directly indicative of a dead/abandoned mode
>the other solution is gear grind
Between two equally coordinated parties, the one with higher passive boosts to damage, armor and health will win out, and wub is the only gw2 pvp environment which incorporates pve stats. The best way to play wub in an outmannedsituation is exactly the same way to play pvp: out-rotate and avoid confrontations. The only difference in wub is that the effort of out-rotating is super dialated due to all the dead space in the maps and the existence of doors. Wub is irredeemable shit even worse than the joke that is spvp.
>>161911573
Pretty much. Though like most classes, you can swap out fire for water or something and get a bunch of utility.
Your best bet is always to just learn the tells and flow of the land, know when to run and know when to dodge.
Don't be afraid to take a warhorn or a focus over staff. Warhorn is loaded with offensive support and focus has one of the best 'oh shit' buttons in the game.
femcharr here, first person to reply to this post with their ign will be my husband
>>161923304
drosera korruptia
thicc and rikki exchanging cummies
>>161923462
done
the contract of femcharr wives is sealed
Tfw scoring the winning point in keg brawl
Jk my team lost
Time to hit the showers
thikki
what
>>161907963
thats good anon, it was just a joke, but i was serious about the storm!
>>161910692
you could if u really wanted too qt anon...
>dros gets a femcharr wife that easily
>but I can't
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>161916784
thiccsi you always manage to put a smile on my face c:
>>161923847
good try anyways anon, how was ur shower?
>>161924268
anon... maybe it's time for you to become the femcharr wife?
>>161924268
face it
you'll never be as cool as dros
no one will
>dros doesnt even try to get a femcharr wife
>gets one
>I beg for 100 days
>I have to make a fake wedding with my guildmattes
>there was no honeymoon
>>161924364
post pic of the wedding anon
it was pretty cute
The page https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT is dead. Is there anywhere I can read on the restrictions of f2p? Also, I'm thinking about playing this game now, so I'd be brand new. Any thing I should look into or read before hand? Previous MMO experience includes WoW and not much else.
When a sit down occurs.
>>161922730
>>161919460
MERGE.
MEEEEEERGE.
We have Edge of the Mists for a reason, so people can still play WvW while waiting for their queues to pop. EotM isn't just some karma and EXP farm dome, it's PvP. There's 24 worlds in NA and 27 worlds in EU (13 of which are language specific) and that is scattering the WvW populace too thin to fight versus stacked servers. Population isn't the only issue here either, it's hardcore versus casual.
It's committed and willing versus curious and interested. Blackgate is known as a WvW world, so people who are committed and eager to get into TS, gear characters, join some demanding WvW guild, and even command a zerg themselves will join that world expecting their commitment to be reciprocated. People who just want to try WvW out and play for a few hours a week just to goof around or hop on the zerg to capture a few towers for a daily aren't on the same level.
ArenaNet needs to label some worlds and merge.
Which are the hardcore WvW worlds?
Which are the softcore WvW worlds?
Roleplay world(s)?
Just permanent separate some worlds from each other and keep them within their own preferred WvW style. Some people hate blobby zerg fights, some people love them. Some prefer roaming over fighting doors all day and juggling PPT, some are excited and love that competitive side of WvW. Separate, adjust into leagues, and new Blackgates will form within the desired boundaries. People are too scattered.
>>161924668
that's a good sit
Three days in HOPE and only talked to a few people, but they seemed decent. Maybe it isn't the GW2 equivalent to Mos Eisley.
>>161924668
qties, you look comfy too c:
>>161924929
still, keep your hands away from any old men in robes.
HOPE member 165, log 73; I've infiltrated their ranks, the one they call "Drosera" has made me a member after showing up to "guild missions" I have gotten significantly more rares from doing this under their nose, they'll never find out I'm a spy
end log
>>161925390
ohh fr*ck...
Like I said before. HOPE and FUN are only bad if you manage to end up acting like Jugg or Effie.
You need to suffer from a serious case of autism to begin with.
For example: Effie was already having issues with people and causing problems in guilds like equinox before he even joined HOPE.
It's not the guild it's AUTISM
>>161894280
Metabattle begs to differ
>>161926174
but what if the guild
is autism?
>>161924649
Try out every class and settle for the one you like the most. Almost anything is versatile in the game. You won't be excluded as any specific class unless you aim high turbo nerd stuff like raids (probably locked, because you don't have Heart of Thornes).
Get "Soldier's" gear for the start and mix and match your gear later on. But not until you are level 80.
Don't craft your gear.
Have fun and welcome. Don't mind the basement dwelling aspergers from this general.
If you enjoy the game, go and buy it. Maybe it gets a discount during the winter day event, like in a week or two.
>>161915379
What was there to buy? Was thinking about the Eskimo outfit if it returns.
>>161926543
post butt
>>161926543
Don't bring the rest of us down to your level, thanks.
>>161926457
I'm not sure if you didn't read the full comment chain to get that it's zerker GS for Reaper, or if you think that one GS build for reaper on metabattle is actually any good when you could be running a condi build instead.
>>161926636
>>161926640
here's a butt for you!
>>161926640
had any nice loots from teq lately broski?
>>161926734
>only resource in the op
>highest rated necro build
>isn't viable
oh
>>161927040
pretending to be retarded?
the only one where power necro is the highest rated is pvp and maybe wvw, and we are talking about pve necro
>>161927243
>metabattle
>fractal
>great #1
>>161926798
Nah, apart from a Teq Hoard a month ago nothing too special.
>>161927315
>builds ordered by how many people have rated them
>thinks that the order is because that is how great the builds are
>not because zerker necro is way cheaper to gear up and try out in pve
LOL
honking vaes butt cheeks during guild missions
>>161927613
>greatsword
>>161926750
Did that nigger crybaby with the skull paint finally rejoin the guild?
>>161926174
people should join HOPE as a secondary guild to mooch off of until you find a primary guild.
There is no reason why you shouldnt join HOPE when you can just ignore people you dont like.
>>161929224
>There is no reason why you shouldnt join HOPE
Apart from having anything to do with anyone in HOPE, even tangentially, that is.
>tfw its almost 2017!
But before that it's going to be wintersday and imma throw all these black lion skins at you, anons.
>>161915379
Going to clean out my storage just in case the aetherblade armor skins go back on sale.
>>161850986
Nope! I was thinking back to this one time peachy told me something about bongo drums and I wanted to do it to Dins head, but I couldn't think of an emote in time.
>>161930978
flunkky is the coolest ratafter ruddo
>>161930978
ily qt flunkky!
>>161930978
is 2017 when they projected the end of your chemo to be?
>>161931857
Not the end of his chemo, anon.
The end of his life.
Flunkky is a femsura you guys. I saw her cute braided hair and pink onepiece swimsuit before.
>>161932129
i'm gonna bunk the flunkk
>>161932129
it was probably a group of bullysuras that dressed him up like a girl.
I just started playing again since a year ago. Are dungeons fixed?
Also rate my charr
>>161924805
>merge will solve everything
You're fucking delusional.
Two-day-long match-ups. Shrink the maps by around 30% (but preserve the size of all buildings. Remove doors from towers, nerf tower wall HP by 90% and make tower walls susceptible to player damage. Reduce Righteous Indignation duration to 10 seconds on all applicable NPCs. Towers now start off with no guards except for the cap point NPCs but continue to spawn more guards for the wall and patrols at a regular interval so long as they remain controlled by a team. Bump the maximum reward track progress per tick from 195 to 300.PvP gear only.Watch wub gain a new playerbase overnight.
You have 30 seconds to explain why you don't like femcharr sexually and nonsexually without saddening charr players
Hard mode: why you don't like Vuncia*
Ultra hard mode: why you don't like fluffy cunny**
>>161935445
furries are cancer
they're also too cancerous to feel emotions like "sadness" or "shame" so this challenge is easy.
>>161934656
>dungeons
Snuggling Vae barb
>>161935445
no pretty face
no curves
no tits
no ass
>>161936541
>no pretty face
>no curves
>no ass
but that's wrong
>>161935445
I like charr non sexually, vuncia is cute but would not fuck animal like creatures.
haven't played in like 5 months, anything new i should be aware about?
>>161937589
New maps but that's literally it. Everything else is the same.
>>161937589
ls3 and balance changes back in october
Does anyone here like femcharrs?
>>161938845
yes i have a female charr thief too
>>161934656
Dungeons are deader than ever.
He'd look better without that shit on his face, but he's pretty good.
>>161938503
how to get to the new maps
>>161939206
Thanks, i just thought the face paint gives him more of a native/tribal warrior look
>>161939210
you need to buy the expansion
>>161938845
It's charr you retard, the plural is charr.
>>161939637
well i've got hot, i thought we got more maps with living season 3
>>161939729
You get one new map with episode 3, you need the other two as well, start the mission via the hero panel under story
>>161939813
just googled about, so for bloodstone fen and ember bay i gotta buy the episodes 1 and 2? bummer
>>161935608
Anon all I feel is shame .-.
So it's pretty much confirmed that legendary armor is going to behave basically like an outfit, right?
Everything I've heard and seen about it thus far makes it seem like all the parts are just not going to work without one another.
Is the game dead? Tfw I just want a charr friend to pve with
>>161941354
What would even give you that impression. There's different weight classes, the precursor armor comes in pieces, the legendary armor itself is FORGED in pieces.
It is zero percent outfitesque.
>>161939528
I think it would work if you had a different pattern or one of the less intense facepaints. As it is the patterns over his light fur surrounded by dark fur is just visually noisy.
>>161942963
Whisper Vae The Spectre for a charr friendand barbing
>>161734775
remove [Here] from this list, HOPE sucked up all their members
>>161944484
I'm pretty sure he means that it won't synergize in a fashion sense with other gear
>>161945801
[Here] is the guild HOPE could never be. Join them for a superior, wholesome raiding experience that lesser guilds cannot provide
>>161946616
lmfao
>Want to talk about GW2
>Realize there is nothing game related to talk about that hasn't already been discussed
Please send help
Post backstories to your characters whether you actually RP or not, go
Daily reminder HOPEs best were beaten by a ragtag group of furfags and an Australian with 400ping in raids
>>161947509
i'll talk with you anon. ask away.
So what is exactly gated off as a f2p player?
>>161945550
Huh, I might've ran by you earlier because the name sounds familiar. You weren't online so I added you :3
>>161948504
anon have you ever heard of cyber sex? he will try to cyber sex you.
>>161948620
I want a charr friend to pve with tho
>>161948879
anon you're not listening
he will pee in your butt
>>161949062
But we're both guys?
cringe
>>161948504
>>161948879
>>161949258
Ignore that retard. I'm not going to pee in your butt or musk you the fuck up. I also didn't namedrop myself in the first place, but if you want a charr buddy to PvE with I can be that buddy if you like.
>>161946616
they're at the literal bottom of that troll list
thats double cringe
>>161948879
wow furries are so cliquey, go join [here], theyre a furfag meme guild
whisper mister ruseman for an invite
>>161949412
Vae is so nice. I like Vae :)
>>161949412
richarrd wont pee in your butt
>>161949939
THESE GUYS will
Choose wisely.
>>161946616
>coming from a guild where one of their members is named roxstar
lol?
>>161947857
i need to get bifrost as a christmas present for someone but i only have 80 gold and 150~ in materials
how can i do it
>>161950738
this, that sounds like a child's AOL handle
if you could fuck one femsura which 1 and why
>>161953031_____because_ ____ ___
>>161953146calsibecausei love her
>>161953146
rikki because u hate her....
>>161953146
WHO
>>161953031
Kill femsura and replace with Vae
Because that ass is asking for it
>>161953146
dros because cucking
>>161953146
Lani because I cuck her(calsi)
Can anyone buy me makeover kit ;((
>>161953607
prove to me you are cute and deserve it
>>161953673
Can human female be cute?
I need makeover for purpose of making me cute
>>161953719
use the preview in DR and show me what you're gonna turn it into, then prove that you're a cute anon somehow.
>>161953956
I'm gonna turn into this
>>161954465
EU?
>>161954712
she's not that ugly, give her a break
>>161954712
yea
>>161954783
are you in FUN?
>>161954848
nope
>>161954878
Do you know if i can send a gift from NA to EU?
>>161955017
I think so hmm
>>161955115
post your character select screen with your account name! I'm going to try it.
>>161955565
PM me ingame,
Phunky
>>161953607
Pathetic
>>161955017
Even more pathetic lol
>>161955884
go away lmao nobody wants you here nobody likes you and you never say anything nice you're a bad smell and a mosquito
>>161956079
Offended? I wouldn't be surprised if it was you with your obnoxious name off
How'd it feel finding out delphy isnt a girl? kek
>>161955884
early christmas, i've spent gold in worse ways nerd. I dont need it anyways, i dont play the game often anymore so it's nice to give someone something they'd want.
>>161950902
>make female character
>find someone who obviously has alot of gold
>tell them you're new to the game and subtly mention that youre a girl irl
>talk sexily to them and also say things about "cookies" and shit like that
>convince them you want the D
>agree to meet up with them
>hire a windowless van
>meet up with them
>drag them and take them to the van >interrogate them to get their gw2 log in info
>log into their account
>send yourself the gold you need
>buy friend the bifrost
>go to jail for afew years for kidnap etc.
>get raped in prison but be happy knowing you got your friend a bifrost
>>161956728
i dont think you could make it in a month without spending crazy amounts of time or money. Just give them the precursor. Farm gold until you have enough, it's cheap.
post your favorite rikki pics
>>161956587
you're a sad cuck Riathen
>>161956587
>all these excuses to make yourself feel less like a beta orbiter
ok buddy i follow you :)
>>161957076
I'm not riathen. You're just mad you didnt get a present AND you dont have gold to spare for a dros clone. Pretty sad tbqh anon.
Back when i had more gold i use to find new players in starter areas and give them some gold. One once asked me to buy him a lvl 11 greatsword instead. It was silly.
>>161957165
jealousy is so ugly lmao
>>161956272
>delphy isnt a girl
what
>>161953031
Taimi because she can't escape
>>161958967
pick again, she's taken
i want to cum inside calsi
>>161959240
I hope you like ntr, whiteboi
>>161959252
I wonder what its like to have bad taste
>>161957265
oh you're cool, nevermind, sorry i was being mean.
>>161957356
>no u: the post
>>161957536
sorry bro
>>161959501
take your stupid meme fantasies elsewhere, nerd.
>>161953031
Still wrapped snug in a camping tent as dawn gilds adobe cliffs. Dried blood and tender lip bites.
>>161959529
well im cumming so it feels good retard
>>161959787
I didn't ask how it feels "retard"
>>161959882
lmao stop getting so mad holy fr*Ck
why is this general so fucking cringy holy shit
>>161960152
would you really say that to lani replying to someone who makes her feel uncomfortable
>>161960352
that wasn't lani...
>>161960319
wtf?
i'm going to hatefuck calsi and then gkick her
I'm going to lovefuck Vae and then promote him to leader
>>161960928
>not gfucking calsi then hatekicking her so you dont have to pay for the abortion
>>161953224
>>161959252
>>161960928
>Year of our Trump 2016
>still giving this ratfucker the attention they want
S M H DE SU NE
You have 1 minute to explain why you're sexually attracted to charr without looking like a freak
Spoiler:you can't
>>161961831
They're fluffier than humans
>>161961831
They are more pleasant to have sex with.
>>161961831
I just want a big fuzzy man cat to cuddle desu
retard furries
>>161963009
>this is exactly what an ascalonian ghost would say
>>161961831
they arent degenerate whores like FHDs
Im about to play this game for the first time
Any tips?
>>161963729
asuras are cool
humans are interesting
norn are the best
sylvari are the most relevant
charr are garbage
>>161963729
Yeah, dont listen to anything gw2g says and head over to reddit if you want actual discussion and tips
>>161963864
>>161963917
Are mesmers any fun?
>>161963864
Actually this is quite accurate list if you reverse it.
Furries are into beastiality.
There's no denying that
>>161964967
charr are like hillary supporters
I wish I was brave enough to kill myself
I'm confused about the living story stuff, do I have to buy those? I already bought the expansion.
>>161965217
But we are supporting Trump.
>>161965504
Yeah you still have to buy them
Us cats own this general
It would have died a hundred times over if we weren't
You need us
I love the charr
whats the fastest way to level up an alt right now? is it still running around edge of the mists?
>you wake up one morning and this faggot is in bed with you
>what do
>>161968201
tomes
>>161968218
wake up and then cry myself to sleep because it wasnt real
>>161968306
is there even a way to farm them relatively fast?
>>161968218
will ask him to bring Vuncia
>>161968218
I don't like charr but I'd cuddle up to Vae
>>161965278
Life is good tho anon and a gift, it can be really great!
i hope you feel better <3
this is your average charr poster
>>161968218
snuggle up against vaes tufty chest
***OFFICIAL HOPE RAT AWARDS***
Please cast your vote for the following categories.
Which HOPE rat is the biggest floozie?
Which HOPE rat is the biggest dunk?
Which HOPE rat is the biggest qt?
>>161972250
Teyah for biggest dunk
>>161968218
Bury my face into his chest fluff and go back to sleep!
>>161974347
You still have two more categories to vote for my friend!
>>161974347
Teyah is the biggest floozie.
>>161977032
true, he erotically roleplayed with keggin
If Delphy was drawn like a Po-ju character IRL I'd suck him off.
>>161975234
Rikki for the biggest qt, and thicc for the biggest floozie desu.
>>161977032
>>161977074
N-no there's no evidence of this
>>161977193
It's not nice to tell lies anon!
Why the fuck is Warrior so paper thin in defense
Maxed Toughness and Vitality up the ass, dies quicker than a Tempest.
Jesus christ Anet what is their deal with Warrior being so godawful
>>161977521It's not a lie.
>>161977825
real "derpy"
kill yourself
>>161978353
don't bully
Best place to farm platinum?
>>161977568
>warrior
>so godawful
err where have you been since alpha? Warrior is the best class in the game.
>>161978396
>coming from the guy who posts kittdais vagina
>>161978427
Then what the fuck magical trait setup are you using cause GS / 2A is sucking royal ass right now
>>161978743
get good and go full zerker, building for defence is not going to help you in a game like this, better that everything dies before you do. expect to go down in events but try to prevent it too, people will generally get you up, the games design is ultimately shit
>>161978992
>full zerker
That stale-ass meta is still around? Christ almighty.
>>161979846
Yep it is. Though Viper is also viable if your playing conditions but I'm not sure how good a condition warrior is, I imagine it being very good due to burn being stupidly overpowered as conditions come plus loads of bleeds.
>>161979846
not our fault we're forced to go full berserker stats
>inb4 'forced to play a certain thing' meme
>>161977568
>WARRIOR IS SO BAD
>>161978427
>no its not
>>161979846
>YES IT IS ARE YOU DUMB?
>>161978992
>its really not, just use [meta]
>>161979846
>[META]?? WHAT THE FUCK??? I HAVENT PLAYED THIS GAME FOR 15 YEARS AND THE META/GEAR I THREW INTO THE GARBAGE HASN'T ACTUALLY CHANGED AND BUYING ALL THAT DEFENSIVE AND VITALITY GEAR WAS A WASTE????
>somehow still manages to be garbage with warrior even though its the same meta/gear from 4years ago
how do you manage to be so bad?
>>161980405
Explain why they don't just remove every prefix bar Viper/Berzerker then
>>161980605
>removing illusion of choice
retarded?
>>161980405
Was there really a need to be this much of a jerk to a random anon? At least he's sparked a bit of discussion about the game.
>>161980712
I dont care?
>>161980753
Go away stoagfaggot
>>161980753
I mean I gathered that but the thread is already full of shitposting and avatard fagging you could've taken five minutes off at least.
esports reskin confirmed as reward for new season
>>161979846
No, not as much as before. It largely depends on your class.
Chronomancer is mostly zerk but also uses a few commander pieces.
Vipers is useful for pretty much any condi build, so druids, necros, engi or core mesmer and condi ps warrior.
Magi's is useful for a dedicated healer, so druids and auramancer ele.
Full zerk is only really meta if you're playing a direct damage dealer like ele, thief, normal ps warrior, guardian.
Now that the game has much more defined roles rather than "everyone stack in a corner and blast fire fields while all being direct damage", which means other stats come into play a lot more.
>black llama
>>161981351
Are there any sites other than memebattle to check for builds?
>>161981594
You can check [qT]'s website, but it's alot of the same shit.
I honestly prefer memebattle because there are often multiple builds there and it shows you different aspects of what's doable with a profession.
qT usually just shows you the munchkin builds, and lots of the time that doesn't help much.
>>161982707
See I'm trying to set up my condi mesmer here but I saw some site linked a while ago that went into more detail than the one on metabattle which was only recently updated apparently.
I need to fuck a femcharr RIGHT NOW
>>161972250
can we get a list of HOPE rats?
>>161982784
Oh, then [qT] couldn't help you, they only do PvE.
Sorry fren, I don't know where else you could look.
>>161985167
go ahead
>>161985803
Condi mesmer is shit in pve? Booooo
>>161985912
If you're using a mesmer in PvE right now, you're a support slut.
Condi mesmer is a PvP thing.
That's a lot of drakes.
>>161985890
take off those makeshift pants
>>161986695
Teyah's dream.
>>161986741
if you wishhttps://static1.e621.net/data/14/8b/148b5be30cdc4f7342bb772ed13e6b18.png
>>161987485
>no shecock
Dropped
>>161987635
Charr are free from norn/rat futa degeneracy.
>>161980628
>forcing illusion of choice in a shallow and homogenized game
pants on head retarded?
>>161980605
because some are still useful for other roles in pve, and the rest see use in different game modes
>>161987996
this game wouldn't work with that system, go play black desert online if you want 1 choice BiS for everyone
Which gathering tools are the best? I know Watchwork Mining pick gives extra loot but what about sickle and logging axe? Any particular advantages?
returning player here, quit shortly after the first raid came out, is the game still shit?
>>161991743
yes, go back to BnSg
>>161991336
aside from the watchwork pick I don't think any other tool gives bonus loot. I use the golem harvester cause the animation is faster than the harvest bar, so you can drop a golem and then quickly move onto the next node
>>161829471
its ok I just made a different guild
>>161991921
Thanks, any advantage is good I guess
>>161992426
np. not sure if there's any axe that's better than the rest though
>>161992301
Can I join it?
>>161966613
that's lame, are they worth it?
the scent of clean femcharr
>>161991808
Why are you so butthurt about how people can see gw2's glaring flaws?
>>161998352
do you like femcharrs?
>>161998490
I'm just trying to save an innocent soul from eternal torment, anon
fluffy cunny
>>161998756
yes . . .
>>161998756
yes, especially Case Hardened ones
stop spreading femcharr
>>161999296
there's a femcharr inside of you right now
spreading femcharr . . .
There is a femcharr inside all of us.
i am the femcharr
Do you watch /ourgirl/?
twitch.tv
/aurora_peachy
>>162000529
Chaithh is the only interesting gw2 streamer, because he talks about every move he makes. Havent watched anything in a long time though so idk.
>tfw you will never spread femcharr on your toast
>tfw no femcharr to spread on my barb
>tfw no femcharr toast to spread vegemite on
>tfw no femcharr wife to spread on my face
>>161992478
Sure if you want, its just a meme from /jp/
>tfw femcharr wife
*squats*
>>162005951
woah...
>Skyhammer will be joining the ranked rotation
did they ever make it not cancer
>>161968218
throw out window and replace with femnorn
>>161972250
Teyya, Flunkky, Lani, and I also nominate Calsi for next guild officer under Peachy
t. Calsi
>>161987816
>he doesn't know about oothier's futacharr logs
>>162006960
they remade the map, no spammy cannon, capping meme mechanic decaps enemy nodes
any wintersday information yet?
>>161959640
Thanks it's okay
that's what i get for shitposting on my phone while in the drive thru line at Wendy's
>>162007384
>oothier's futacharr logs
Fake. No one has ever seen them.
>>162007736
>he doesn't know
lmao
*squats at high speed*
What does kittdai's vagina smell like?
>>162007384
>>162007736
How can there be logs of something that doesn't exist?
i know they exist.
i was on the other end of those logs.
Is it only me with the massive lag spikes on EU or the servers are shitting the bed?
>>161979846
>the DPS stat set is still meta for DPS!?!??!
Shocking, I know.
>>162007507
naughty little anon
p.s. what did you get? Hope you're doing a bit of exercise this week because I hear wendy's is total comfort food
>>162007434
i haven't heard anything yet anon
>>162008161
stop this lmao
>>162008162
probably gross desu imo senpai
>>162008347
no you weren't
>>162009529
That sucks, i was hoping there would still be that snowball game. I was really disappointed that we didnt get lunatic inquisition for halloween. Hopefully doesnt repeat.
I'm going to squat until this reality collapses
I'M GOING TO DO IT
>>162009407
I bought two crispy chicken sandwiches for 99c each, no soda or fries, just protein and the carbs in the bun.
>>162010431
yum, wish i got some too
>>162009925
i hope so too anon, that minigame is fun
>>162010130
don't fr*Cken do this anon...
>>162010636
cringe
>>162010741
>cringe
I cringed
>>162010741
lmao one cringeburger please
one double squatburger please with extra fluff and shove it down my mouth
one dros virginity please
>>162011271
<QUANTUM SQUATTING>
>>162012731
ANON STOP
squatfu
when will riathen and corrupt kiss?
*squats and that's it*
femcharr yowling loudly as her ass is repeatedly filled with barb
vuncias tight butt pounded by charr cock
So I just bought the expansions and started playing. I'm liking the look of the Revenant class. Is it any good at PvE, Dungeons, and PvP?
>>162015257
s-sextuple ears....
aight, make the next thread.
>>162015750
i dunno theres better people out there that know the class more but i used glint&shiro legends. glint can give everyone might/crit and they have alot of cc break with axe 5, glint elite, shiro elite