/pdg/ Payday The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles VR General

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First for Overkill developers playing with the finest members of the community

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Second for "Kiss the Chef" achievement

3rd for stale memes

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>>161723043
>241 bags

>no furry porn op
Good.

>>161723043
damn you are insane, dont stop til 1500

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nth for heisting touhous

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>>161723203
>yfw hearing someone in-game admitting he replaced Faks model with cummies

What's the point of snipers now crossbows are superiors on every points ?

>>161725410
Piercing and sniper buff in beta

Hide the train pain achievement is bugged and overkill knows about it?

>>161726731
>Train pain achievement,
>bugged,

Pick one and only one. It's fucking fine.

is the fuckign toothbrush in panic room even still there

>>161728358
nope

>>161728389
yes

>>161707992
I'd prefer to do it legitimately, without plastic surgery, but my patience is being tried.

I burned 2b offshore

me too lol

>>161735206
>join cook off
>player says he wants to do 25
>same
>we get to 18, and he says he needs to go
>blows up the lab
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>161740728
Oh shit, it just gets better

>join another
>two of the three are in custody
>another is standing in the middle of a horde of cops
>the house is full of cops
>the basement is cops
>the getaway driver is a cop
>shoutraise the guy who was standing idly in this sea of cops from downed
>ask him what the hell's going on
>"afk"

Did I log into Autism.net by mistake or something?

>>161684508
>>161684631
>>161707329
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Speedlock Holmes (voff_1)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Rush B (daily_rush)
Brought to you by Sokol.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>161741412
>sides jobs bot,
>no achievements pictures,

Get out you shill and tell Jules to fix that broken piece of shit of a broomstick. Shit is fucking disgusting.

>>161741192
yes, because you didn't host your own lobby

Can you still place a tripmine inside the vault without opening it

post mega jacket codes

>>161742212
Yup, still not fixed.

>someone blows up the lab, again
>"sorry guys, I needed to go"
Just cook my shit up

>>161742034
I'm going to keep trying, but making my own seems like a much better idea than pugging it.

These autists are never going to hit 25 bags. I didn't realise just how goofy some people could be until this.

mike is gay

Can you take the weapon mod off of a skin?

>>161744390
:^)

need one person to do Cooking With Style. join chat don't be a bitch I don't want to spend an hour kicking all the jose.hernandez.2003 who join my game

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>>161744390
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

>>161742212
>Tfw did that one today and the vault was literally open

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>>161725493
>buff snipers
>sell SVD dlc

i'm onto your little game, overkill

>>161744631
As long as it's not a legendary, yeah.

You should be able to just hit Unequip Modification or w/e in the menu.

>>161748753
Cheers

>>161725493
What buff?

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I need your best client faces, I lost my folder/

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>>161755150
The elephant is amazing.

>>161755546
That's true, black people better than other.

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>>161757202

/pdg/ christmas party at my house December 23 7pm you bring the booze I bring the bitches

Just got Infamy 2, which bonus do I get?

>>161759269
enforcer

>>161755805
>black people
>good at anything
niggers can't even steal right

Do any Twitch streamers have Payday giveaways?

>>161758264
I'll bring the coke. See ya there buddy!

>>161750636
100% pen damage I think

Day 2 of the biker heist wont load for me
Anyone else have this problem?

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>>161757554

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>>161772894
I forgot i had the bigger one

>>161773089
Where is Jimmy?

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>>161773284
they left after doing this and I don't think they ever did any more anywhere else

>>161774923
if you lowball i break kneecaps and you lose game of life

how the fuck do i install silent assassin? it doesnt seem to work even though i followed guides

>>161775535
>Using silent shitter in the first place

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>>161755546

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So I haven't played since like, four months before the Yakuza pack went on sale. Are dodge builds still fun mode?

I want to lick solarpletex's tight asian pussy while she does a 2 hour Shadow Raid and records a webm.

>>161784647
>>161744390

>sydney donation only has $18k

looks like almir gets to keep using the beard meme

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>Pubbie guy gets assblasted and tasers you and wipes your ammo with pirate perfection because you played better than them with your dodge build after they talked shit in lobby

Loving
Every
Laugh

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>>161787660
>dodge builds

>>161789147
What's the matter? Can't handle it?

>>161789290
What's the matter? Too much of a shitty player that you can't handle armor?

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>>161789147
>jacket in an armor build

>>161789147
>Putting armor on Jacket

Scum, you die now

bulldozer was charging at me and ilija the sniper dropped him in one hit

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>>161789147
>using armor while playing jacket
are ya fuckin gay

also
>jacket
>blue glove

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I FINALLY GOT A COMMUNITY 2 SAFE AHAHAHA FUCK YOU BIKER SAFE NOT THIS TIME BITCH

>>161792206
>not using the skin unlocker

>>161792206
Sell the safe

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>>161792118
but anon his hand is blue on the website XDDD

>>161793114
i want you to delete this right now

Now that the dust has settled, do you guys like Sydney?

>>161794704
Fuck no, take it all

>>161794704
No, shes grating and the bogan drongo shit is silly

markmce is my dad

>>161796436
Markmce plays on overkill

>>161785592
watch me drop 2k

>>161792264
>using the skin unlocker

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>>161794704
If she relly has a penis, yeah.

>>161794704
her pager lines are really bad and "drongo" fucks me off, besides that she's my favorite

>>161794704
She's my favorite to play

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mega bonnie when

>>161802860
>wanting blue nose flames

>>161802860
Hopefully never. Bonnie is disgusting.

>>161807363
Yeah, but so is clover, so...

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post guns

>>161798184
>>using the skin unlocker
>not using the skin unlocker