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/pdg/ Payday The Heist, Payday 2 and Crimewar General

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too many activations edition

Previous Safehouse raid Mayhem heist:
>>161100229

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Frankistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8
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First for nothing.
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2nd for the g36 not being garbage now
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3rd for gib codes pls
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Is the arbiter OD viable

Is it better than the China puff

Is it a straight upgrade with molotov rounds

Can you reach 25 detection risk with it?
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4th for the image I posted being used as the header.
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5th for 30 post early threads
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Requesting:
* Sydney Character
* Bomb Heists
* Point Break Heists
* Goat Simulator Heists
* Biker Heists
* John Wick Pack
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>>161241483
Lmao fuck off retarded poorfag
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>>161241572
Cmon ''rich one'', you know you want something from these too...
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>>161241483
And quick... before everyone else discovers the new thread! :-p
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>>161241206
yes
no
idk
yes
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>>161241680
I have every dlc lmao
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if dubs no more codes
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Codes were a mistake
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>>161241920
you can't get dubs on vg dumb newfag
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Finalize?
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>>161242007
Not bad - I like it.
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>>161242007
just put the textures in high, fps gain with them in low is almost negligible.
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>>161242413
make me fgt
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>restarting in 5
>restarting in 4
>restarting in 3
>restarting in 2
>restarting in 1
>crash

why cant they fix this shit already?
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>>161243506
remove your mods ;)
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>>161243506
Lemme guess - you're using PocoMod? There is a bug related to switching profiles from one without Messiah skill to one with. You can either switch to WolfHUD, or read the PocoMod forum for the manual fix.
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>>161241483
I second this.
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>>161243859
i use poco but i never use messiah
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Question; played a FF heist where a guy had a mutator where each individual could activate four pagers, and pagers wouldn't proc if the guard was unsuspecting. It had text messages at the start and everything.

How in the Hell do I unlock that? It gave me achievements when we finished the heist that way, and I kind of want it to do shit like Framing Frame without wanting to shut my head in a door.
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>>161244189
Well Messiah was one skill I know was glitched for me. When switching from a stealth profile to my loud one with Messiah, the # of Messiah charges got set to "nil" - which caused the crash. Same issue may be there for other skills. As much as I loved PocoMod, I don't regret switching to WolfHUD. Similar, but you don't need to supplement with JackHUD, and it has a nice feature of coloring all the black & white icons.
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>>161244312
It's not a mutator. It's a mod AKA a cheat.
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>>161244312
filthy cheater.
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>>161244339
Note, this is a bug in Overkill code. WolfHUD patched around it, PocoMod did not yet.
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>>161244312
its called silent assassin
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>>161244392
Mods are not always a cheat.
For example if i go and make a mod to make my characters head look like Randy Orton's, what benefit will it give me in the gameplay?
Besides being able to do RKOs outta nowhere?
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>>161244757
Correct - but increasing the # of allowable pagers is a cheat under almost everybody's definition.
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>>161245215
Yes, that's true.
SOME of the mods are cheats, just not all.
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>>161244435
It didn't pop his head with the "CHEATER" thing so I was confused. plz no kill

>>161244392
>>161245215
Now I'm much less eager to use it, but good Lord did it make stealth runs less painful. ESPECIALLY Framing Frame.

>>161244638
Thanks anon, I'll poke my nose into it.
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>>161245503
Of course it makes stealth easier. You can kill as many guards as you have bodybags or dump spots. It's basically playing the game without guards at that point.
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>>161245503
I've noticed on some mods(i'm not sure if it is on some or all), its written in the chat box, that the host uses the ''said'' mod.
Now its on you what you consider as a cheat.
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>>161245878
silent assassin
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>>161244312
>proc
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>>161246442

We'd consider Silent Assassin a cheat yes. If you're using it for fun and not to unlock achievements it's acceptable to use. Just don't use it to unlock stuff or we'd call that cheating.
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>>161248353
all mods are cheating lmao
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>>161248423
please go back to your containment board >>>/r9k/
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>>161248601
how new r u
enjoying the vacation from reddit?
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>>161248662
nice eecks dee memes, autismo
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>>161248423
>>161248353
Oh no, Fast.net is a cheat? Am I gonna get banned from the group, Ash?
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>>161248601
>flube
>r9k

you must go back , pal
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>>161248717
r u heated lil nigger
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bump
gib codes pls
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bump
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stop bumping this furry shit thread
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>>161241483
>missing Dragan,Sokol,Sydney,Biker heist,Wick pack, and Spec Ops
If I had shekels what out of these would even be okay
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>>161256456
>missing Dragan and Sokol
how
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>>161257246
I ignored Croatia cop, and Sokol came when I was only interested in Golden Grin anyway.
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>>161257246
I'm missing Sokol also.
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I got two Chains safe instead of Community2 safes. Why so unfair?
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>>161256456
only okay packs out of those mentioned are sydney for her perk deck; wick for the knives and the sniper; the spec ops pack for the +4 stab no-concealment-loss sight and the magazine
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No codes - Trashly must have sobered up.
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>>161259302
Sokol's perk deck seems also preety fun to me.
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>>161259302
wicks knives and sniper aren't that good
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>>161259856
t. shitter who can't aim for the head
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>>161245754
assuming you kill them without getting spotted.
and answer pagers fast enough.

It's what stealth really should have been from the beginning, since standard stealth is mostly RNG based bullshit where failure or success depends on spawn locations and guard pathing more than actual skill.
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>>161262306
For me i think its good the spawn locations and the guard pathing are different every time because stealth is about waiting and striking the right time.
It shouldn'd been rushed.
If by actuall skill you mean learning the map by heart and going the same route and doing the same strategy every time...
It would be boring and every map would be like ecm rushes. My opinion though.
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>>161262306
>t. shitter
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>>161260943
>sniper rifle that can actually be concealed
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>>161263930
I mean, it is for an assassin.

Couldn't you get a decent concealment with the Ninja pack one too?
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>>161264074
It seems John Wick can hide his weapons better than ninjas hide theirs ;)
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Why do people put trigger happy in akimbo pistol builds? I thought the bonus doesnt activate on akimbo pistols, or is it changed to do so now?

Running a build I found with akimbo interceptors and china puff, but im confused as to why the person puts Trigger Happy in it
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>>161266187
Doesn't all pistol skills apply to akimbo pistols?
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>>161266187
>>161266493
It doesn't but this person is probably using a pistol secondary. There is literally no reason to not pick it after spending a lot of points on that skill tree.
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>>161266493

Not sure, because stuff like Gun Nut seems to, but everywhere I looked says Trigger Happy DOESNT apply to akimbo pistols.

I dont know if this is misinformation or outdated info thats been updated
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>>161266619
What pistols skills doesn't apply akmob then? i never did a proper akimbo build since the new skill trees
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>>161266619

Seems pointless if Im using China Puff secondary, would rather throw a couple into Scavenger or some shit
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>>161266493
>Akimbo pistols/SMGs are affected by akimbo bonuses and pistol/SMG bonuses.

according to the long guide
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>>161267348
Last one (dmg bonus) doesnt go up with akimbo hits, dunno if dmg does
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I just got Biker Safe #12
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>>161268742
I always wonder what made them want to release the biker safe? all of the skins look like shit
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How does one beat goat sim on od?
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>>161269035
The way I beat it:
>split up
>grab as many of the bastard goats as possible and throw them near each other in the street (each player gets a pile)
>try to move them into a shop before the assault starts
>when the assault starts to fade use the car to pick up and load any on the street since they will be piled up either by the players or cops
>load as many as you can and then hide in the shop when the assault starts
>repeat the two previous steps until you can escape
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>>161141564
>>161144109
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Target Practice: Melee Weapon (melee_35_kills)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nu Muny, (daily_dosh)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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congrats to the lady who played perfectly well on my mayhem cookoff game up until the point she decided to add an ingredient as we're leaving at the 30min mark, causing the lab (and all of us) to blow up
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>>161271720
maybe she can make it up to you
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>>161271720
Trashly, are you griefing again?
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>>161274054
He said lady not "son from American Dad if his tongue got stung by a bee"
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never post codes
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>>161276683
Alright, I won't.
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Are the "complete all X contractor's heists on Y difficulty" achievements retroactive? I have the Vlad deathwish achievement from 2014, completed meltdown on deathwish (1st time) and got the mayhem version
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>>161280498
I think since they introduced mayhem and one down is that way, i got all bain jobs on DW by doing a one down escape
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>>161279741
sorry, he meant "never post codes that i already own"
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>>161280671
I guess that makes sense but if they intended that wouldn't they just give it to you when you start the game? I don't know
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>>161280716
I mean what I typed
Never post codes
or you die from secret internet hitmen arriving at your house you gay faggot
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>>161281568
Well, I wouldn't want that. Was about to post 20 or so John Wick codes, but never mind then.
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>>161282319
Good now keep your hands off that post button you're doing fine so far
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trash plz
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>>161285616
no codes
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>>161285840
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DALLAS IS DOWN
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>>161285882
It will never end frog poster
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>>161286390
Press F to pay respects.
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>>161286390
his precious medic bags won't save him this time but a loot bag will
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>>161288136
you mean a hostage
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>>161288203
No, he means a broke-dick piece of shit drill
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>>161288606
which i hate
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For every hour that goes by where i don't get a code, I'm going to slice off a testicle. Please send codes soon.
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>>161291287
Whose testicles?
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>printing money with pubbies in counterfeit,

Even on overkill, it was the worst time of my life.
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>>161291547
My own. I didn't really think this plan through.
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>>161291709
I was just wondering because you didn't specify whose.
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>>161291667
Dunno, just did a 10 bag run on Mayhem with 2 spic pubbies sub infamy 5 and it went pretty well. I had to do everything but they killed their share of cops and didnt go down too much and that's all i want from a pubbie
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>>161292549
I did it with 2 friends and a bot before OD was released. Did the printing on DW to save time, but also I don't really see the appeal in doing it more than once to get the achievment.
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>>161292759
I wish the fucking objectives weren't on the street behind extra tall fences. I might actually consider doing them then.
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>>161292549
>with 2 spic pubbies
how did you figure that out
were they speaking spanish or something
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>>161292894
Yeah that was probably the most annoying part, although most of the time I was just doing laps of the yard anyway.
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>>161292994
Yes
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>>161240596
why is there furry porn on my payday general
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>>161293387
Soon you'll be buying Dozer Dildos from Bad Dragan.
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>>161293387
we stopped enforcing the scalie agenda
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116th for the ultimate assault rifle of this game.

47 damage for Death Wish breakpoints, 84 accuracy (+16 more when standing still) and 100 stability + 2,2 reload time (with on top of it the technician skill).

Car-4 and AK 7.62 users confirmed for being on suicide watch.
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>>161294186
holy shit what

I'm usually a pistol or shotgun guy but my god thats amazing
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new izhma pickup and concealment is great
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why the fuck do we wear suits to rob a bank
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>>161295360
>mfw with the christmas skin and the enforcer magazine skill, the AA12 is now useless and busted.
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>>161294186
>not having at least 100 damage

fucking lmao trash
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>>161291287
>implying the devs won't remind you where is the place of a goy and keep it dry for the next weeks
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>>161294186
>Car-4 users confirmed for being on suicide watch.
But it can only reach 25 concealment???????????????????????????????????????
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>>161294186
>Bothering with assault rifles when shotguns clear rooms with 1 shot, 1 shotting also the cops
The only thing this thing can do properly is kill dozers, otherwise assault rifles are a joke aside the m308 and even so, a shotgun can do its job better.
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Y'know, I just realized.

Speed pull mag was never op, since assault rifles in general were still trash compared to other weapon choices
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>>161299009
Wait for the new ammo types for the AR’s and the burst fire mod :^)
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>>161299087
>burst fire mod

what the fuck for
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>>161299228
burst firing
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>>161299228
to fire in spurts
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>>161299298
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
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>>161299282
>>161299298
>hold down auto fire for 1 sec
>burst fire

???
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>>161299396
>Make weapon deal x3 damage and waste of 3 ammo instead of 1
>Call it burst fire
Done
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>>161299228

Fire three shots in tighter spread than if you had just held the trigger down for three shots. Maybe make its ROF for that burst faster than its normal full auto rate.
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just use clarion lmao
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>>161299951
just use something actually good like shotguns/pistols/specials lmao
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are double barrels still good
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just shoot twice lmao
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>>161300829
Not sure about OD, but they're viable on DW and below

>>161301650
retarded
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Is the technician Body Expertise thing worth it? It's inefficient but realistically, not having to aim should be worth a lot, right?
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>>161301915
really only good for LMGs
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>>161301915
Most of the time is shit, its literally a headshot to the chest, waste of skill points, unless you spray a lot
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>>161301915
not unless you want to use a spraying weapon like an LMG. So basically in most cases you're wasting a lot of points for not a lot. Just aim properly
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>>161240596
>pic
s-source?
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>>161303505
powfooo
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>>161291287

I'm no going to be posting codes for a while now. Mostly because the threads have gone to utter shit with people begging for codes.

That and people are kind of "expecting" to get a code all the time which really isn't the point of them at all.
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>>161304735
how long is a while? that's quite a lot of testicles cut off.
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>>161304735
lmao anons gonna run out of testicles

Anyway thanks for the Yakuza earlier
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why don't continental coins stack up after heists? What am I doing wrong
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>>161304735
I'll rather have a large amount of codes saved up to be posted on a random day then the almost daily small code posts we been having recently.
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>>161304735
are they really planning on adding new ammo types?
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>>161304735
>Gone to utter shit
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>>161305481
what
did you miss the circle filling up that tells you how close you are to the next continental coin
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>>161304735
HAHAY-OUPOO-RFAGS
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>>161299009
>assault rifles in general were still trash compared to other weapon choices

The M308 came to say hi
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>>161309231
>assault rifles
>plural
>assault rifles in general
>HURR THIS ONE MEME GUN WAS GOOD SO IT MEANS THE WHOLE WEAPON CLASS WAS GOOD
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>>161307950
Got john wick weapon pack. Thanks
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>Car-4
>Clarion
>Commando
>M308
>AK.762

All good
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>>161240596
Sauce?
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>>161312447
>>161304282


yiff in hell, dumb furfag
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>>161304735
I don't think you understand the point either.

You either post codes or you don't.

Nobody "expects" anything.
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>>161314635
but you are expecting a code yes?
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/pdg/ Saturday edition: Ashley gets drunk and posts codes anyway
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I am about to do Euro Bag Simulator if anyone wants to join
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What is the Arbiter ammo pickup because the wiki page says 0
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My melee kills in the FBI files aren't updating. Anyone else have this problem?
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>>161315305
Nah

It's like, codes for mega clover

I don't really feel a desperate need to get a hold of one, but if I see one posted, cool.
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where are the pdg-tan lewds
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What's the general consensus on Dragon's Breath?
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>>161323418
crashes the game when using pocoHUD... and WolfHUD I think, too.
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>>161323418
It was the only fire related weapon/mod that didn't get buffed during the Housewarming event so its even more shit than it was.
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>>161323418
They got recently buffed, should be able to one-two shot most regular cops depending on shotgun and dificulty, i wouldn't try on OD tho
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>>161323607
^ this guy is right they buffed it with the spec ops dlc

>>161323580
^ is outdated
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Is todays safehouse mission fucked or am I doing something wrong? Neither "coke" (watchdogs) nor "pure cocaine" (white xmas) triggered it.
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>>161324119
From what i heard, neither hotline miami and nightclub counts, so it's probably bugged
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>>161323418
the impact damage is shit, but the DoT is retardedly OP
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>>161324119
They supposedly fixed it shortly after Housewarming when people bitched about them not working the first time.

I guess they lied.
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Do people really pay $3 per drill to open old safes that likely contain 3 cent skins? I am baffled.
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>>161327086
Well some old safes like sydney are so rare that the skins might as pay for the drill
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Do people really pay $ for skins?
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post pdg-tan lewds
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>>161330891

If it's two bits and looks cool, why not
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a-am i a good team player, /pdg/
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>>161331470
>not a full perk deck
eww
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>>161331678
I used my exp on Grinder
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>>161324119
you have to secure all 4 types of coke in one heist for it to count, which is obviously impossible.
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>>161331470
level up a bit more kid
I'd carry you on ovk/mayhem but if i find you in my od lobby im not tolerating your shit
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>>161331470

Sure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnzVLtCUlN8 oh no
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>>161339608
xD
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>shitters killing guards "because they feel like it"
ayo smdh fuck my shit up familia
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>Crits + Body Expertise

Assault rifles are finally fun again. Too bad I can't get useful skills until about level 90.
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>>161343250
not useful on OD, tho
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>>161343421
OD is No Fun Allowed mode, though.
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>>161342254
What heist?

>>161343250
>body expertise
>wasting this many skill points
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>>161343250
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>>161343250
>needing body expertise
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>>161342254
>multiplayer stealth
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>>161343686
>What heist?

Every heist where there's guards that can easily be avoided and a part where the guards are annoying
They take out the easy ones
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>>161344213
Even with 100 stability, you can't just hold M1 to get the 3-4 headshots you need to kill an enemy at any appreciable distance. BE allows you to spray and kill much more quickly at range.
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>>161345167
How does it feel to be shit at aiming?
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>>161343250
Crits and silencers alone are enough. BE is only good with LMGs and even then you can get 100 accuracy hipfire while moving with fire control aced.
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>>161348184
Yeah but do you have enough points for it to be OD viable
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>>161345167
>holding M1
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>greedfest safe x3
>sputnik safe x5
>bodhi safe x3
>dallas x2
>sydney x1

any of these worth opening?
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goddamn the pickup rate for the izhma is retardedly good
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>>161293543
>Dozer Dildos from Bad Dragan
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>>161271127
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hot Lava 2.0 (bob_8)
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nose Candy (daily_candy)
Brought to you by Jimmy.

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Looting In The Dark (voff_3)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dallas Begins mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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how do you unlock incendiary rounds for the arbiter
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>>161353057
DLC unlocker, it's bugged otherwise.
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>>161353237
i already have one, but it still won't unlock
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>shitter joins stealth day 3 framing frame in full armor
>"i bring saw"
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>>161352894
who actually does the side jobs?
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>>161358052

Players who are so new they actually needd money, and/or need attachments and dont know about Goonmod
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>>161356452
>>161344265

>>161358898
>literally cheating in a post-continental coin payday 2
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point break, bbq, or biker character
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>>161361986
bbq
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This is all DLC since I quit buying them, last one I bought was Sniper Pack and quit playing around Meltdown.

Thinking I might buy the game for a friend so we can play together, and i kinda wanna get back in.

Thoughts?
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>>161362079
is the breaker 12g OD viable? ive played with the bbq pack stuff before so thats the only thing stopping me from buying it
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>>161362693
No.
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>>161362686
FORGOT PIC
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>>161362819
Is there a primary shotgun that is OD viable?
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>Overkill adds Reload stat in inventory
>DMCWO is now beyond repair due to it
Can't make this shit up
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>>161365817
>reload stat isn't even accurate
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See you shitters in a few weeks for the X-Mas heist.

>inb4 Vlad, coke, and "infinite" bags
>again
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>>161369329
>His last achievement was doing all OD heists
>He didn't do the OD heists before doing the dumb "kill [amount of enemies] here using this"
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>>161369813
>not doing them at the same time
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>>161362821
>Ninja Pack
I only remember the sniper being notable but it's been months since it was nerfed to oblivion with no sign of a comeback.

>Yakuza
The katana is tied for best melee DPS. Also, I forget exactly how they're divided up but this and Ninja pack have poison weapons that can do like 2500 damage if you have patience to wait for all DOT ticks to expire (most people don't).

>Chivalry Pack
Garbage DLC. OVERKILL accidentally made it meta for a few weeks during NotCrimefest2016 but nerfed it slightly since then. Bows and XBows still deal a lot of damage but I don't think they're fun to use. The melee weapons all suck.

>Point Break
The ice pick is the other top tier melee DPS. Baby deagle is in most cases a straight upgrade over Deagle. The heists are pretty fun too.

>Sydney
Anarchist is gud

>Ron Perlman
Breaker 12G is supposed to be good. The perk deck kinda sucks.

>Wick Weapons
Pistol has nice reload animations. You can make the smg Tacticool/10. The sniper is usable for SB/LB. Maybe DLC Unlock to try them out and wait until it goes on sale for lower price if you actually like it.

>Spec Ops
There's some nice quality of life mods available and the Arbiter is strong. Maybe too strong. The pack's not even on sale and it's too new to have all the bugs ironed out. I'm not buying it until it's on sale.

The ones I didn't mention I don't remember enough about to comment.
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>>161370720
Well I didn't picture other shit that I don't have. Big bank was the first dlc I didn't buy and then I bought nothing past then. Haven't played for a long time either
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>>161370720
>Ron Perlman
Do you like the Perlman?
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>>161370720
I've been using the throwing knives quite a bit. They're great for ammo saving if you can get headshots with them reliably.
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>>161371141
idk then
just play the game between now and christmas sale when everything (maybe not THICC WICC and Spec Ops) will be 75% off again to see if you actually still like the game
read other people's reviews of the DLC

if you're sure about getting your friend started, get him the GOTY
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>>161371141
These are all included in GOTY

>Big Bank Heist
I think it's a fun heist. You should get it if you need your PAYDAY too

>Shotgun Pack
Definitely get it. The custom ammo types are great and Raven is amazing for high concealment builds.

>Assault Pack
GL-40 is the better primary grenade launcher. Clarion has a niche in high concealment AR builds.

>Hotline Miami Heist
Fun heist with good EXP.

>Historical Weapons
Buzzsaw is one of the two good LMGs. Nagant is still good even though Platypus is almost exactly the same. You can be a Time Diver

>Diamond Heist
Stelts heist with punishing assault waves if you fail. I've only played it a couple times but I think it's alright.

>Clover
Unattractive character, unattractive mask, unattractive voice (especially newer lines where it sounds like she aged 20 years). But I still main her 2 years later. The perk deck is really good for stelts.
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>>161371141
>Bomb Heists
I've only played Dockard with a stelts addict friend and even after we tried using Silent Assassin cheatmod, it took a bunch of restarts to complete. It's a pretty big map with a lot of guards and has cameras that require 2 terminals. I've never played it loud. I also haven't played Forest but I hear it's not a popular heist.

>Dragan
He talks about boners a lot? The perk deck looks like it might be good for melee build but realistically melee builds are awful so just use Armorer instead.

>AK/CAR Mod Pack
There are some good mods in here but iirc the best ones require achievement unlocks. There are also a few guns that are related to AK and/or CAR that you can use these mods on but you would only know about that if you are from /k/ and /pol/

>Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number - Digital Special Edition
Maybe expensive for a character pack. I hear the game is actually good but I haven't even played the first one yet. The perk deck is another one that sounds like it'll be good for melee build but melee still fucking sucks.

>OVERKILL Pack
Minigun is basically an LMG but I don't remember if it's better than Buzzsaw. The rocket launcher can't even 1-hit dozers on DW any more so people only use it for griefing now.

>BBQ Pack
Fire is the preferred DOT and since they recently buffed Dragon's Breath shotgun ammo, this DLC is slightly more valuable. Piglet is the less popular primary GL though it's basically no different except for reload time. Flamethrower has considerably lower ammo pickup than you would expect from its stats at a glance.

>Western Pack
It sucks

>Alesso Heist
Never played it. I heard it's not great. Matever is kinda popular for high damage pistol

>Golden Grin Heist
Highly unoptimized heist that'll cause framerate drops regardless of your computer specs. Buzzer used to be the non-lethal melee weapon of choice but now you don't even need to buy this DLC for that since we have electric brass knuckles for FREE*.
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>>161371141
>Sokol Sndyadstyeya Rdsk
Valkyria rifle kinda sucks. The perk deck is good but became slightly less valuable since Housewarming difficulty update

>Wolf Pack
Good heists. Good secondary GL. Good night, sweet prince
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>The perk deck looks like it might be good for melee build but realistically melee builds are awful so just use Armorer instead.
it was a great deck pre-od for the good damage reduction and health regen the melee shit was just a bonus but on od it's not really worth it since enemies do so much damage

>The rocket launcher can't even 1-hit dozers on DW any more so people only use it for griefing now.
enemies that aren't dozers do exist
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>>161376358
>enemies that aren't dozers do exist
Why the fuck would you bring RPGs so you can shoot grunts?
>>
fuck why did i spend the better part of 2 hours reviewing DLCs when i could have been playing game or going to bed early or mastrubating
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>>161376479
to shoot large groups of high health grunts
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>>161376786
Get a fucking GL then. Those do 1300 damage a shot now and you can pick up ammo boxes.
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>>161376669
who are you
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>>161376479
>666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6
>Not wanting to blast civilians with the RPG in Jew store while wearing a Balaclava
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>>161377603
i'm the cook
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>>161312447
>>161303505
I believe that is Hard Blush (No Pain No Gain)
It is a jolly good fap
>>
Dead
>>
Chico when
""Leaked" "ammo"" when
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is it me or does the contractor pistol seem

stronger
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>>161374305
>>Diamond Heist
>Stelts heist with punishing assault waves if you fail. I've only played it a couple times but I think it's alright.
That's a weird way of saying fucking awesome assault heist with optional boring ass stealth.
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i made a new meem /pdg/
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HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET
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>>161395885
wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub
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>>161395985
do nac dum do do do nac dum dodo
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>>161398670
You don't tell me what to do. I'll be dumb if I want to. Bigly dumb.
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So.

Is there a bag of coke in the game that would actually work for the daily right now?

Or is every single bag of coke in every single heist fucked?
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Is overkill still dogshit or am I allowed to spend monopoly money on sydney and the biker heist
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>>161399764
I saw a forum post that showed the bug in the code. You're essentially fucked. You'd need to get one of every type of coke bag in a single heist for it to register, or something like that.
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>>161400541
They've improved to catpiss.
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>>161400696
That's good enough to give them McDonald's money, I guess. Thanks, bruv.
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>>161400613
The fuck, how the fuck do you fuck this up.
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Am I doing something wrong with dodge builds? I'm fully specced in, have 54/55 dodge baseline with suit and sneaky bastard, but even on overkill I go down a lot.

Meanwhile I can play in Armor and do whatever the fuck, and I have gotten through OD Panic Room with ICTV+Muscle. Is it just because I'm not used to it?

I also just got Anarchist (bought Sydney with safe/trading card money) and I'm finding it to be all around worse than Muscle, I KNOW I have to be doing something wrong there. Plz help me git gud with meta shittery
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>>161352894
>>161358052
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Dentist Appointment! (dentist_4_jobs)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Boom! (daily_grenades)
Brought to you by Chains.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>161393445
please give me (you)s
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>>161402749
(you)s
>>
How do I OneDown

What build do I OneDown with
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>>161402749
>>161393445
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>>161402825
just dont go down lol
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>>161400613
From the forums:

daily_candy = {
trophy_stat = "daily_candy",
secured = {
{carry_id = "coke", amount = 1},
{carry_id = "coke_light", total_amount = 1},
{carry_id = "coke_pure", total_amount = 1},
{carry_id = "present", total_amount = 1}
}
},

Used to just check for coke, coke_light, coke_pure and present got added after some complains about the definition of "cocaine"... side job no longer works now.

Reason is the new additions use TOTAL_AMOUNT rather than using AMOUNT. So in order to count your coke you need to secure coke_light (not ingame AT ALL), pure cocaine from White Xmas AND presents from Santa's Workshop... all in one heist. Which is entirely impossible.
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>>161401787
Dodge builds are about choosing when to fight and choosing when to run away from a fight,dodge is great for objective whoring since you can finish a dw match with like 10 kills and 0 downs becasue you were only running from objective to objective.
Also that 10% dodge when running.

Also if you want to take full effect of anarchist,remember that the lighter your armor is the less downtime between regens,at ictv you'll need 10 seconds for a little regen and with the lbv you only need 2,meaning with ictv you'll need bullseye aced.
Also you'll need aced frenzy and berseker to take full advantage of anarchist,since they both sacrifice hp for armor.

With lbv,iron man basic and die hard aced you can reach about 270 armor.
With ICTV you'll reach about 400.
These with the 40% damage reduction from underdog and frenzy aced but also bullseye aced and anarchist's armor regen per kill make anarchist the armor meta right now.
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>>161402990
Let's see if they fix it before the THIRD time this daily rolls around. It should literally just be replacing 3 words in the code.
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>>161402990
>>161403084
>It should literally just be replacing 3 words in the code.
Shit son, you know how much work that is?

Probably 3 months minimum.
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Was hiding the Arbiter behind keys simply a way to shit on DLC Unlockers? How much of a bitter jew can Almir be
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I stopped playing after aftershock came out

post some meta builds pls
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>>161403315
https://www.reddit.com/r/payday2general
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>>161403278
I'm a good jew and I bought the new dlc
Can the keys not spawn unless you've bought the dlc?
I don't get how this affects you.
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>>161402990

yeh i told QA about it earlier. It's on the list of things to fix.
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>>161403441
Well i haven't tried yet but i assume they don't.
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>>161403278
>>161403441
Don't see how this affects DLC Unlockers.

Is it just because you can't get everything available immediately? That's just a rather pathetic reason to whine about the side jobs shit.
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>>161403512
Can you tell the dev team to fix the melee kills in the FBI Files? My autismo stats aren't increasing
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>>161405396

Hey there, i'd need you to file an issue in the bug reporting forum on Steam. Without that i can't really list it. Once you've done that though i can add it to the list.
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>>161401787
With Anarchist your armor is basically your health, so Bulleye aced is a requirement otherwise you can't regen fast enough to mitigate damage on any relevant difficulty.

Anarchist + ICTV is only good on Overkill where you can stand out in the open and regen armor faster than it breaks, otherwise the armor surplus it offers over other ICTV perk decks like Armorer or Infiltrator doesn't make up for the lengthy downtime you spend regening every time you get shot.

The optimal Anarchist build for DW/OD is one of the ballistic vests, Die Hard aced, Iron Man basic, Bullseye aced, Frenzy, and Low Blow. It takes a lot of points, but you get faster movement than an ICTV and the highest possible damage output in the game.
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>>161403441
>>161403542
>>161403563
I just checked, they still do spawn.
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Reminder this game went downhill after hotline miami was released
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>tfw got my shekels back from refund killing floor 2
No regrets, I guess I will wait to get scammed with chico (or however they want to call him) character pack. I wonder if his perk deck will be noticiable like sidney or shit like Rust.
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Who wants to do Euro Bag Simulator
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>tfw trying to get the weeb armour thing for safe house
>pubs fail 0389039458 times in a row
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>>161412617
Just solo it?
>>
I believe that Detective Manny Pardo is the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time and if you disagree you are obviously a brainwashed Jacket Jackoff. Jacket isn't even that good of a killer, he has already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, The Miami Mutilator. Sound scary? Well, it's a good thing the master detective Manny Pardo is right on the case. However... this may be too much... even for a man like him.
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>>161412617
Kill all the roaming guards and take the parts down the stairs and through the door outside and throw them into the waterfront dumpster
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is there any other concealable primary shotgun other than the mosconi, raven, and breaker.
seriously
also don't mention the izhma I don't have that dlc
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>>161415620
DLC UNLOCKER
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>>161415620
There's only 9 primary shotguns it's not hard to figure out the max concealment for each of them
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I mentioned there would be no codes.
There are no more codes.
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>>161419205
Miss Cleo? Is that you? Can I have a Tarot Reading?
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>>161420040
There will be no tarot reading just like there will be no codes.
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>>161419205
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START

You were wrong.
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>>161421140
This is more of a secret key than a code

t. Master of Codes
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>>161383116
I heard the Chico textures were removed from the files the same day the halloween event stopped
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>>161424472
It was removed the next patch after people found out, don't remember if it was a hotfix
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>>161424594
But someone did some checking and the textures seemed to be for the Pre-Biker UV mapping and shit, so who knows what's up with that.
>>
found a group of hackers

>32 hours
>XXV-100

pointed this out to them

"fucking faggot"
>got kicked

love this game
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>>161419205
1138
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>>161425056
cool
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>>161425056
>Not just griefing them

I made a cheater so butthurt after I bagged every engine on Big Oil that he force-completed the heist as I sat there the entire time laughing at him while he kept trying to tell me that one of the engines that can never possibly be right is the right one

Why would you cheat and then play the one heist that requires you to do any amount of thinking (or just use a website but obviously he wasn't)
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>>161426034
fuck I should of done that
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>>161426071
Yeah fuck it there's a million ways you can grief most heists

Go throw bags OOB / in inconvenient places, I hid one of the beast parts up in the construction vehicle in BB with cheaters. Put sode or something.
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Which SMG has the best ammo recovery atm?
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>>161427478
Pretty sure the Micro Uzi and Skorpion have the best.
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>>161427582
Thanks
I can't wait for these changes to go live
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>>161427670
Beta

B e t a

What?
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>>161427478
I think Jacket's Piece of up there. I rely on it to get ammo back, within seconds I'm back to full on both.
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is the game decent yet?
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>>161428962
buy dlc
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>>161428962
It's stil naked
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>>161428962
I honestly can't think of anything else that the community really wants, especially after the flashbang rework.
>>
i bought dlc

1 buy = 1 trashley nude
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>>161430703
the only thing more the community wants is more free content, but that's not happening.
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>>161430703
Frankly, the flashbang rework should have been there day one. Invisible flashbangs are horseshit.
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>fail once
>host calls me a "fucking disgrace"
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>>161432107
get gud and surpass him
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anybody sold their skins during the skinpocalypse? did you get to keep the money?
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>>161435229
I opened the COP safe and sold an R93 skin and kept the cash
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>>161435229
I was too late to sell anything
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>>161412617
Body bags don't count.

Just kill guards and wait for them to get stationary.
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>>161437505
It's amazing how COP owners haven't called out overkill on that shit yet
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>>161435229
>did you get to keep the money?
If you managed to sell them, you got to keep the money (however little) with no penalty.
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>>161438329
We will get a, its volvo fault and tell us to fuck off.
We already got fucked in the ass hard enough so it feels numb.
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>>161438329
>It's amazing how COP owners haven't called out overkill on that shit yet
Some did.

OVK just doesn't give a shit.
They absolutely hate the guts of COP owners.

COP generated just as much salt from OVK as much as microtransactions did from the players because it compounded the bad press OVK was getting.
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Who did I hurt to deserve this hell
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>>161443021
over 20 minutes in a single 4 stores job just to get this trophy, i know your pain anon
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>>161443219
I still remember getting this damn cheevo. Thanks Wolf-bot for drawing the cloaker out..
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>>161443868
Ugh, still need to get it.

The deagle one is pretty easy though, just panic fired as one charged me in the cook off basement.
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>>161443219
GLs do 1300 damage now, can't be that hard now to bait one in Four Stores.
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>>161438470
>tfw instead of doing a thing where they gave all the skins from COP in mint-condition they gave a shitty safe and you got the RNG meme for actually getting a gun you wanted with the skin you wanted in the quality you wanted
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>>161438470
>They absolutely hate the guts of COP owners.

That makes zero sense

They were the ones who sold the damn pack in the first place
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>>161444815
yeah but overkill has to like, make content for COP owners. thats not easy
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>Carry team of shitters
>Win
>Get kicked at heist end

I simply adore this meme.
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>>161445065
You host then, dipshit.
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>>161445065
>>Get kicked at heist end

Why do people do this?
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>>161444815
They expected to us keep quiet about getting as "special and item we made with care" being a fucking safe with a weapon skin that could be shit while others could get better ones in better qualities. The fact that they didnt even made Mega mask like the Heat but gave us new mask in mega which there arent even a normal version for them, kept people pissed off, so they decided to ditch this people since we all had complains because they actually though they just could get away with it, which, they did anyway.
Who the fuck asked for a mega doctor crime
waste of fucking slots.
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>>161349671
No clue why anyone would be playing OD instead of DW. I personally never use crits and just use frenzy anarchist instead (which needs more points really). Borderline cheating with converts increasing your armor.
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>>161445296
ikr

of all the masks they decide to "megafy", they choose the most retarded ones
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>>161445282
they think they share the xp/money for some reason when in reality you get MORE for the more players you have.
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>>161444815
>They were the ones who sold the damn pack in the first place
Yes but they were in damage control mode once the microtransactions shit took off.

Then when people realised that the 25 unique cosmetics were fucking skins and that this shit was planned since like March or before, back when Almir was announcing his regular pilgrimages to Valve to clearly talk about how to make the skins/crate work, people just got even madder. OVK thought that the COP skins were going to make them happy enough because if they make all the shitty skins RARE quality or higher, they'll think it was worth the money but it wasn't.

When Starbreeze / OVK was doing shit like the FREE Stat Boosts back in December, that was them dropping everything to placate the masses, even if it stuck a raw spiky dildo up all the early skin adopters' asses since the (slightly) p2w skins were no longer exclusively p2w. And then there were like what, 2 or 3 rounds of *FREE* Mega masks for COP owners? Making those masks took them several months (not just weeks) to do.

Then as icing on the cake, every single salebabby and newkid was crying and bitching non-stop about how they will never get the chance to get the glowy edgy unusual masks ever again every time a COP update was announced.
There is a never-ending stream of threads like this shit:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/154642321537608027/
where Steam forums and the subreddit just keep bitching on and on and on about how they'll never get COP masks. Look at all the begging people are doing for the Nostril Flare effect Mega Clover mask codes.

COP was an example of Starbreeze's jew-y practices coming back to bite them in the ass a bit, and the good folks in Sweden have been very, very butthurt about it ever since.

There's a good reason Almir said
>We aren't going to be held hostage by that kind of thinking anymore.
Mega Clover was their way of trying to give COP owners the middle finger while placating the masses.
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>>161446450
and then the whole free cop safes for everyone fiasco, and being able to keep the unboxed goodies

what about that dealio
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>>161446814
>and then the whole free cop safes for everyone fiasco, and being able to keep the unboxed goodies
It was supposedly a Valve fuckup because people's skins were disappearing from their inventory and the "fix" they applied basically awarded all the skin-related DLCs to everyone.

The way OVK gave out the skins to the Community Safe skin makers was to make a DLC that gives them the 16 skins in the safe. Valve's fuck-up apparently awarded all the drops to everyone who logged in.

OVK wanted the bought/sold skins deleted too but Valve has historically never gave refunds for market purchases so they made them untradeable until 2028 instead to shut them up.

All those Steam forum babies bitching about how they couldn't sell their free skins and patting themselves on the back about how a rollback was coming was hilarious. And then there were the wannabe traders who couldn't make it big in CS:GO complaining that they lost money because their autobidding/sniping bots bought the free skins as people started unloading them was priceless too.

COP is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
You bought the COP Season Pass DLC for memes and cosmetics, but you get a whole year's+ worth of drama out of it. It's great.
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>>161447509
>You bought the COP Season Pass DLC for memes and cosmetics, but you get a whole year's+ worth of drama out of it. It's great.
Lets see how futher it develops, was worth the 5 bucks.
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>>161447509
It's funny, because all I really expected from the COP was some small unique cosmetic that was something besides masks, especially after I heard that it was gonna be 1 out of 25. Like a cool badge/pin/tie clip or something.

Instead, just got a shitty skin and masks that I will never wear.
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>>161443021
It's not that bad. Go on a mission that has high(er) cloaker spawns like Nightclub on the street and shoot near your feet whenever a Sam Fisher reject charges you.
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>>161443021
>Four stores overkill
>Alert everyone
>Go to the back alley with the weird coil thing in the center
>Wait for cloaker to spawn from nearby vent in convenience store
>Deagle him 5-6 times in the chest
>Pull out GL
>Shoot at feet when he jumps

so hard
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I have sent Overkill Software this message, "I speak on behalf of the Payday 2 community with regards to the Completely Overkill Masks. Considering these masks have special effects with them and are some of the best made masks within the game, I believe, with the other 50,000+ players that had no chance to get the masks, with your constant DLC abuse, we have a right to at least unlock the masks themselves as infamous items, or have a special edition offered that includes the masks as unlockables. I for one got the game shortly after the Completely Overkill Pack had stopped being sold, so I missed out on the chance to get the masks, and I feel like I was robbed of something when I found out. A game should not be giving players something that other players will have no chance to have. I will raise awareness of this issue amongst the steam community and spread my message throughout it until we, the community, get what we want. Thank you."

We the community can get the DLC we were cheated out of, along with their constant abuse of DLC to stop. Put your name here and send in emails to Overkill, demanding that they give us what we deserve. We don't need Gage's Spec Ops pack, we need to make Payday fun again.
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>>161451114
wait a minute

isn't this pasta
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>>161451114
fuck off

if anything, COP owners should get more, since they had the balls to invest $20 in them without knowing what lied ahead, only to have the very company shit in their faces
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I haven't played in a while.
The fuck are these new difficulties.
Is Gage/John Wick stuff worth it.
What's the meta perk decks at the moment and guns while you're at it.
Any good heists?

Payday 3 when.
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>>161451886
>The fuck are these new difficulties
There's 2 new difficulties.
Mayhem is meant to be between Overkill and Deathwish. I believe the GenSec enemies spawn and there are titan cameras, but the health values are between Overkill and Deathwish.

One Down is harder than DW. More enemies, more health, more damage, etc. You can also only go down once instead of three times. Stealth is basically the same as DW though, so thats nice.

>Is Gage/John Wick stuff worth it?

Yes, and yes. But not unless they're on sale.

>meta decks
Anarchist or Rogue

>meta weapons
Although nerfed bows are still alright, Street Sweeper, M308, Deagle, Interceptors, Broncos
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>>161451886
Mayhem the new DW because OVK fucked up the coding and its on beta right now
OD is literally "fuck everything and make your own build specially for this difficulty" difficulty

John Wick is worth for the sniper cuz crit builds, it got good conceal, and Gage is literally meta because you reload faster and it got other great mods

Anarchist, Grinder got a little buff again healing at faster ticks and Rogue with memes

Crossbows are still the king, nothing changed that much, there is an incoming big buff in an update for the AR’S

Never ever
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So with all the updates and re-balances were breakpoints affected?

Does this still hold true? Other than OD obv
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>>161453909
Still true
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>>161453909
no it does not

many things have changed, including health and headshot multipliers
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Videogames
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>>161456352
Videogames
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ok so really am i stuck with this bronco skin for 11 years

who do i need to talk to
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>>161457431
just email valve and ask them to erase it from existence.
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>>161447980
but it was 20 bucks or 60
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PUNK-ASS SHIELD
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>>161458776
GOT THE BITCH-ASS SHIELD
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>>161459767
シールドを殺ったで!
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>>161460247
GET STUFFED TASER FUCK
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>>161460330
SIT ON MY DICK CLOAKER
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>almost 2017,
>still no real drill melee weapons when even the mega cloakers use some against them

Overkill confirmed for dropping the ball so hard
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Should i sell my community 2 safe now?
Normally i opened them to see what weapons i will get and then sell the expensive one(that i never got) and used the cheap ones.
Should i do the same or now its better to sell it?
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>>161470632
>Should i sell my community 2 safe now?
Their price literally dropped by half, you are late
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Is there any mod that lets me export my skillsets to pd2weapons or something so I don't lose them all when I infamy?
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Who wants to do euro bag simulator
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>>161345167
lm
ao
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>>161240596
can't we just use payday memes for the OP instead of porn
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>>161475728
Yes we can.

Blame the Redditors and Steam forum discord fags.
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I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GYRO

PLEASE HELP ME
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>>161478532
「勝手に死ぬのは許さへんぞ!」
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who's ready to do a gimmicky christmas job for Vlad again? What'll it be this year? Take a mall santa hostage and trade him for cash which we have to airlift out using a drunk pilot on the mall roof? Break into houses at night on Christmas eve because while most of those houses are just, y'know, houses, one of them is a secret stash house full of Honduran coke?
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>>161483550
>implying overkike have even planned a christmas heist yet
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>>161483550
Something with cokes, boats and almir lines
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>>161483550
Dropping bombs down the chimneys of cartel hideouts and making it snow cocaine.
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>>161483550
Almir posted a video going "please don't hurt me" so it's going to involve the drunk pilot again.
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>http://news.cision.com/starbreeze-ab/r/starbreeze-ab--publ--q3-report-july-1-2016---september-30-2016,c2129809

Why exactly would they make these reports public?
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>>161484536
Companies are usually required to by law, especially if they're publicly traded. Also even if they're not, it's good press to go "We made 2 MSEK jewing stupid Payday 2 players on skins and DLCs, and Raid: WW is going to make just as much money with the exact same business model."
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>>161483550
They're just going to rehash an existing map like last year.
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I recognize that faggot fuccboi
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Post masks
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Best Clover Mask is Best
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>>161496056
>Edgy particle effects
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Glory to the motherland!
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I'll post a few masks from my collection, some of the designs I saw online.
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>>161484536

I think in sweden all business's have to legally make their finance reports public.
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any good designs for the new spec ops masks?
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>>161473193
https://paydaymods.com/mods/65/BDB
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>shitter messes up
>host kicks me instead

gg
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>>161503663
pd2skills is still outdated as shit

>>161473193
go complain at pd2weapons steam group and make that lazy fucker implement it himself
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Did they update something? Constant crashing tonight
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Who wants to do Euro Bag Simulator
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>>161483550
>Break into houses at night on Christmas eve because while most of those houses are just, y'know, houses, one of them is a secret stash house full of Honduran coke?
How would you do an infinite loot stealth heist?
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>>161514557
no pagers, just some gangsters or "elves" every few houses and once the cops are called its over
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should I buy this or killing floor 2
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>>161515103
buy payday
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>>161515103
faggot
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>>161515103
>KF2
wait for martial artist
;)
and unlike Killing floor 2, payday 2 isnt dead even after all the shit that happened
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Try to out bag-throw me
Pro tip: You can't
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>>161516019
>lord of bag throwing
Holy shit
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>>161515545
KF2 is a fine, fun game, but Survivalist is a rushed and terrible class.
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>>161516019
how do you throw so FAR
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>>161516272
You can get it just barely high enough if you jump off of that wall next to the shed and throw it straight up. You could also try throwing it from the shed itself but I found the angle to be too difficult and if you miss you gotta jump down to get the bag and wait for the zipline to go back up, but you could bypass that part if you have a Bag Caddy.
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>>161516019
>not host
Pfft, that's not impressive at all. Chances are that the host sees the bag falling off immediately while it looks like it's stuck for the rest of you so it doesn't really matter if you see it up there or not.
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>>161512631
No.
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>>161516743
They were all watching when I got it up there, we were an hour into Cook Off so at that point everyone was looking for things to entertain themselves with, and I guess watching an idiot throw a bag at a lamp post fit the bill.

I had it happen the other way around a couple times though, someone saw it as up there when it was on the ground for me. During the screenshot though, it was unanimous.

I also got one stuck in the tree next to the road, you can see the outline for it on the right side of the screenshot.
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What's your favorite shitty perk deck /pdg/
I love maniac
it isn't worth shit above Overkill but running around the map as Jim Jim with akimbo heathers is fun as fuck
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>>161518026
gambler
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>>161518026
anarchist
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>>161518558
anarchist is practically required for armour builds how is it shitty
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>>161518026
crew chief
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>>161519147
Crew Chief needs a buff. if It had some form of minor health regen I'd take it all the time. Plus I love rp'ing as Dallas and being a team bro with inspire and med bags
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>>161518558
>perck that allows 280 armor with LBV, Crits + Overkill + Frenzy + Berserker
>Shitty
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>>161521359
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STRAIGHT OUTTA DC CRAZY MOTHAFUCKA NAMED CHAINS
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>>161521359
he should make some heavy metal
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>>161518026
Sociopath, heard timer are broken and reseting instantly does anyone know that?
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I've never run a build with Sociopath or Infiltrator. How do I make 'em fun
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>>161526663
I have never run a build with most perk decks I've used 4 at most
How do I make any of them fun?
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>>161527103
t b h payday 2 has some of the worst build variation of any game I've played with skills

every single stealth build is identical
and most loud builds are all Enforcer skills, + silent killer, and then choosing whether or not you want inspire aced or hostage taker aced
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>>161527213
>every single stealth build is identical
There's only one stealth build. You make it sound like there is more than one.
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>>161240596
I thought this was a Scaly neighborhood
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>>161527213
At least now you have (one) more options for DW than dodgekimbo.
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>>161528812
It's not.
It's not a furry one either.
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>>161523642

Sabaton collaboration heist when
>>
GET THE FUCK UP
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How many one down cheevos do you anons have?
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>>161544583
Not many, since only started playing again a bit after the update, and haven't had much time to play lately. I'll probably play through a bunch in the next few weeks though.

So far I have:
Art Gallery, all the Harvest and Trustee variants, Biker Heist (this one is a pain), Diamond Store, First World Bank, Four Stores, GO Bank, Jewelry Store, Mallcrasher, Urkranian Job.

So 13.
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>>161544583
ALL
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http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/154642447916428257/
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>>161546669
>Check his profile
>Has another profile with the exact same name on his friends list, presumably a secondary account of his
>Is VAC banned

kek
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Has anybody's game been crashing with the IPHLPAPI.dll in their folder ever since the spec ops update?
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>>161546669
>We are now starting to remove and refund all market transactions for the incorrectly-granted items. Trades will be reversed in a similar way.
Wow.

Valve giving market refunds.

The world is ending.
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>>161546669
>>161549350
>trades will be reversed

Hahahahahahaha

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

DUPES

YOU CAN'T UNDO ITEM TRADES, ESPECIALLY IF THE SKIN SELLER UNLOADED THEM AS QUICKLY AS HE USUALLY WOULD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UNLOADING YOUR FREE SKINS VIA TRADE IS TRULY THE BEST WAY TO PROFIT WITH THIS POLICY
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>>161549902
you act as if valve is completely incompetent at working around their own fucking software platform
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>>161547584
No. Stop using unstable code.
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>>161550235
>you act as if valve is completely incompetent at working around their own fucking software platform
It's not incompetence, it's "How the fuck are you going to achieve that?"

Payday 2 has no trading economy, just CS:GO wannabes, so it's not actually that profitable to trade and unload PD2 skins via trade, but if I dump say, 40 keys on a legendary skin to a trader, how are you going to reverse that? The trader, after getting the keys, is immediately going to trade them to somebody else for other things or Paypal buxx to cash out. Hell, they might distribute the keys to multiple traders for various shit. Now after a few days of the keys floating around, how are you going to "reverse" the initial trade of the PD2 skin for 40 keys? You don't. "Reversing" in the naive sense of the word only applies "fairly" if the keys were never ever split up and were never ever bundled with other items in a trade, and only if that's how they'll ever be traded during the past week or so, amongst the entire population of traders.

And this isn't just for f2ps unloading free skins for easy cash. You can say the same for scam victims and shit in TF2 and CS:GO and whatnot.

Valve's solution for scam victims, if Steam Support ever gives enough shits for their case, has always been "just dupe the inventory". Even with perfect knowledge of how the items and shit moved on their end, Valve can't reverse only a specific set of trades and call that fair, that's why Valve only has ever done full rollbacks when Coal and Gems were getting out of control during the xmas sales they were introduced in (twice for gems).

There are only a couple of possible outcomes:
(a) Valve dupes items as "refunds" to people who bought the free skins that will be deleted
(b) Valve dupes items only for people they can't reverse trades for, and the ones who split up their profits get to keep them, which is shitty
(c) Valve just undos everything at the first level leaving a bunch of people in the red
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How many people here are COP fags?
I'm one
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>>161550993
Here.
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>>161550259
If only I could figure out what the problem was. I have no trouble running the game without the .dll file, but how could I utilize mods without it?
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>>161546792
neither of the games he own on the alt account are VAC secured so, maybe he was fiddling with VAC system
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>>161553550
>"fiddling" on production
Yeah right.
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Fuck you guys I will just do Euro Bag Simulator solo then.
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>>161553673
What's the point of asking for help if you never post ID or never ask in the steam chat or never give us any availability of time because this is a dead thread?
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What's the funnest pistol and why is it the Broomstick?
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>>161555251
No anon, the broomstick it's just a sad gun that will never live to its potential
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>>161555251
>Funnest pistols
Bronco
Stryk 18c
akimbo bernetti 9
all pistols are really fun desu,these are just the most extreme in some aspects.
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>>161555251
Stryk with 2000 fire rate
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I really hate Rust
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>>161557807
I hate bodhi
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>>161557807
I hate Wolf and Jacket.
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>>161555682
>akimbo bernetti 9
Haha, good lord.
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>>161558667
I hate you all
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>>161558506
This person is okay
Bodhi is trash
Rust/Wolf/Jacket are fine
Wolf is close to the best, but sadly his vocal cords were cut
>>
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/804341018695004160

DONT ACT DUMB
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I regret i didn't jew more by selling my community skins when i had the time.
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Why is Hoxton special?
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>>161560712
Their value will go back up over time
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he's a living meme
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DON'T BE TRICKY
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>>161514557
>infinite loot stealth heist

I love stealth but it would be pic related
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>>161560712
They're refunding the money from the market according to the post so it's not like you would've kept any of it.
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Can any of you make a mod that would kill my converts?
They always get stuck, and I'd really appreciate if one of you wrote something for me or other Joker users
(Is it possible to make them more vulnerable to my throwables? Or increase their headshot mult to 9999? Or just have a "point at convert, press X to kill"?)
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glove skins when
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>>161568486

Plz no....
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>>161483550
>one of them is a secret stash house full of Honduran coke

and it's defended by a tricky little boy named kevin. you have to help him set traps for the cops.

later, he becomes a DLC character with bb gun, snow shovel melee, and firecracker throwable. perk deck is called "aaaaaaaaaargh!"
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>>161568012
You could file a bug report about Jokers getting stuck.
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If Perkdeck anon man guy is still here
I actually got to try the new update and i think a lot of stuff isn't working
The perk decks for other profiles don't save (i think only the perk deck on profile 1 saves,because i had my custom perk deck on all the profiles before the update),i mean they do save between profiles,but they don't save between game sessions,and that kind of makes tihs update useless.

Also make the esc button cancel the menu so i can edit my profiles in-heist like a filthy cheater.
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>>161550993
50,000
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>>161574916
you might be using an old version
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/Deckstravaganza_v5.1.zip

i had no problems going from 5 skill sets/5 profiles (w/ ONMS and OSMP) to the new 15/15 sets update and was able to keep all my custom decks
>>
Trash
John Wick/Gage Spec Ops/Biker Character plz
Or Mega Sydney if you've gotten the ok to start giving those out
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>>161578806
Fuck off, it's not a giveaway thread
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>>161578806
Blame your Discord buddies for no more codes.
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>>161579381
I don't use discord, though.
>>161579318
Fuck off if I can't get lewds then this is the next best thing plus it's an easy way to call her here so I can complain about actual ingame issues to someone who talks to the devs
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What the difference between crimewave edition and the big score?

Anyone know?
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>>161580364
Big Scam is an update for Crimewave that took 483 days to come out and goes only up to pre-Update 100.

There is effectively only one console version and it's whatever came out most recently.

OVK just shits out a console port and makes console players rebuy the game every 1-2 years for bugfixes and updates.
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>>161579464
Go in group chat and complain, she's there most of the time
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>>161581014
I got so angry I can't even remember what I was going to complain about.
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>>161574916
menu already works in-game and exit should always close the whole chain of menus unless i did something wrong

making esc button cancel the menu would require fucking around with the SimpleMenu implementation i stole
i dont know how or dont feel like learning how to implement that in a short amount of time
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>>161581014
>She
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>>161579464

I'm add friendly as long as you post on my wall first. Its just i get a lot of adds every day so i need a way to filter out all the spammy ones.
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>>161586330
But will you report me to Oyveyshill since I (very obviously) use unlockers and SAM?
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>>161590210

Yeh i probably can't do that then, i'm not gonna hunt you down but having cheaters on my friends list isn't wise for someone in my position, that and i genuinely don't like it.
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>>161591769
See, that's why when I have a question I come here. Nobody knows you're a SAMer on 4chan.
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>>161544583
maybe half, i don't have friends who play so i just look for pubs
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>>161591769
Oh, I think I remembered what I wanted to bring up. Is there any chance of tweaking bots so they don't block our bullets, or something like that?
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>>161594136
Oh, and I had a "clear preview" option for a while after the latest big update, but that vanished after a patch and I'm not sure why. So now guns will retain anything I preview on them until I reboot the game. Kind of weird.
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>>161594136
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13463
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>>161595291
According to its comments, it's been causing crashes for months.
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>>161590210
>needing SAM to unlock any PD2 achievements

I didn't know it was possible to be this much of a fucking scrub.
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>>161596112
It's more laziness than anything.
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>>161596112
I dont want to defend that fucking guy
But there are some achievements which are actually really retarded to get
Any "wear mask x and do thing y for a lot of times" comes to mind
I still haven't finished the armoured transport and halloween 2014 achievements becasue of their grindy achievements
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>>161590210
I hear the Steam chat is the perfect place to ask these kinds of questions.
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>>161596416
It takes hundreds of hours to get all the achievements anyway, so there's no reason for not just doing them concurrently.

Like if you've used a shotgun build at all within the last two years there's no excuse for you to not have the "wear the pumpkin mask and kill 666 enemies with shotguns" achievement.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFHDPqi8koQ
DADDY
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>>161599837
That's a lot quicker than killing like fucking 90 shields with the swedish k or whatever it is. Do goonmod mutators still work
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>>161596416
>going for 666 kills with the gay ass pistol achievment
>3 safehouse raids later and i'm done
Honestly the high kill number achievements are nothing if you're actually farming them. The shitty ones are the ones that require team mates to do something or wear a specific mask. It took me an entire night to find 3 other people to get sounds of animals fighting.
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>>161457431
>>161546669
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>>161607705
>Still haven't found people to do the no skills achievements
Sucks because they're fun in concept.
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i've been a wafer so long
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>>161596416
>Any "wear mask x and do thing y for a lot of times" comes to mind
That shit is easy if you're explicitly not farming for them.

Unless you're some no-fun tryhard who plays exclusively on OD, you can just pubsurf with the weapon in question and casually get kills for your cheevos.

When I first started, I just used the pistols while stealthing because I was a major stealthfag when I started. Even at 4 or less kills per stelf heist, I racked up kills really quickly and finished them all in a couple months while having fun. Honestly, I don't really know of a kill farming cheevo that annoyed me because it took so long.
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>>161607705
>gay ass pistol
>the interceptor

Anyway yeah I don't even see it as a grind, it's just a chance to use a different weapon for a change
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post lewd scalies
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>>161621927
Just for you friend
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Allahu Akbar
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Update when
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>>161632191
RIGHT NOW
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521th for the incoming arrival of Chico, changing all our OTP forever
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AK and Para achievement cannot be done rite now, lol
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>>161635156
Fuck off with the gay shit. I hate you animefags and your retarded terms so much. Le otp le ship fuck off.
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>>161640065
Unfortunatelly its not only in anime.
Its in whatever there is a fanbase.
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>>161640596
I'm shipping a zombie-survivor OTP in the Walking Dead :^) Go fuck yourself fag, nobody says shit like that. It's animefags that do it
>>
How come the dentist doesn't have the "Complete all contracts on X difficulty" Achievements
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>>161642407
Oh ok, if that makes you feel better ;)
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>they're asking for help to play overkill
>it would be a joke
>but it's jules and tobias
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>OVERKILL_Jules and OVERKILL_Tobias will be playing PAYDAY 2 on Overkill Difficulty and will seek the help of community members. Do you have what it takes to carry this incredibly heavy backpack?

>You will also need to have a build ready for Overkill difficulty.

>Gee, a build for Overkill difficulty ? That's insane !
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>>161648094
>a build for overkill difficulty
Damn that is impossible to come up with

insert sarcastic face of heister of your choosing here
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So i've decided to cook meth until the game crashes or i reach the 1200 bags cap.

2:30 hours in, 47 bags secured and 5 other not secured, it should take me around 72 hours of heisting.

Please kill me.
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>>161650343
>death wish
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>>161650343
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>>161650485
What did he mean by this?
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>>161650343
why would you do that
>pimped out getaway
why would you do that
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>>161650343
Surely there is something else you can be doing on your day off.
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>>161653892
Gotta farm that Robbedacop sooner or later.
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>when you get into a game with the overkill devs and they shit talk almir over voice about not being trust worthy

also, more classics are incoming like heat street.
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>>161654787
They already confirmed all classic heists a while ago
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Someone explain the stupid seal meme to me
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>>161655486
leddit
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>>161656148

Started in the Payday 2 chatroom actually. With that seal emoticon on Steam.
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>>161655486
ur stupid
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>>161659526
how did you make this
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>>161591769
how can you tell if someone has used cheats or used sam? do you just take a guess or do you go through all of them and see when they unlocked it
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>>161659916
The color is black & white or white & black, I don't remember which, and the pattern is from the Farmer Miserable achievement.

Have fun with that.
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>>161660209
i'll just SAM it desu
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>>161660209
>he hasn't done Farmer Miserable 5+ times to get it for all his friends

it's like you don't even hate yourself
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>>161660325
How bad is Farmer Miserable? It piqued my interest since it shares the same name as Doctor Miserable.
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>>161660175
Mods: NGBTO, Lobby Player Info, Lobby Inspect, PD2Stats Plugin
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>>161660607
Worse than Doctor Miserable since you have to build the cage every time you send one goat and it's position is completely random.
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>>161660751
It's still a complete snooze because you can do it on overkill.
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>>161660607
>can be done on Overkill

It's fucking nothing.
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Glad too see after all this years First aid kits are tags for shitters since their release, how the fuck a guy can get downed with 14 "I need health" button specially with uppers.
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>>161660325
I only have 1 squad that I play Payday 2 with, and ever since we got the achievement none of them have wanted to touch the heist since.

Also, I got my dose of self-loathing from completing Car Shop both on Overkill and with 70+ detection risk using no ecms to satisfy my autism of completing as many things as I can in one run. I also suck at stealth in most heists, I have to run them dozens of times to learn from trial and error.

>>161660607
Just take the first half of Goat Simulator day 2 and multiply it by 13, and you've got Farmer Miserable.
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>>161654787
Ay, always nice to see more Bonnie players.

Is the OVK thing still going or is it over now.
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>>161661080
I still don't know why people bring the first aid kits when charged doctor bags are much more valuable.
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>>161661080
I usually use them when I feel like going balls to the walls and doing risky objectives like planting the c4 on the roof of Panic Room during an assault or picking up a teammate that decided to take a nap in the middle of the parking lot in Hotline Miami. You tend to see shitters who don't know how to use them properly because they're usually incorporated into dodge builds, which shitters also tend to gravitate towards.
>>
>>161661080
I'm pretty sure Uppers doesn't reset aggro like going down does, so what ends up happening is your heath gets restored only for it to get immediately depleted again because you're still getting shot at.
>>
>>161662048
spotted the guy who still goes down in almost-2017
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>>161660675
Doesn't ngbto give false positives sometimes though
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5 hours and 5 minutes to cook 100 bags.

I just want to kill myself.
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>>161664720
>90 kills in 5 hours
>still has a deployable
lmao retard, atleast make it less obvious
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>>161664778
You don't know about the glitch to have no more cops on the map ? :^)
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>>161664887
no such thing, least you can do is stand near the fence or cheese the assault waves, retard
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>>161664967
I could tell you how to do it, but Trashley is going to see this post and she's going to report it to the devs to fix it :/
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>>161665256
>gets caught cheating
>i'm not cheating it's a bug b-b-baka!
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>>161665256
>just a bug guys!
Totally not damage control
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>>161664887

We already know about it.
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>>161665668
Oh

( Well, don't fix it then )
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Say sorry, Parafags
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tfw ywn suck Rust's fat dick
>>
Dead
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>>161667193
Is there a single gun that sight looks good on?
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>>161664887
I've had it happen where there were no cops at all for a couple of minutes

not sure how it happens but it seems to mostly happen on the rats/cookoff map

how do you do it
>>
>>161671530

Speculator pulls it off due to its thin wide shape.
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>>161672995
I think you misread anon
the holo looks great on the P90 anyway
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Someone stop me.
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>>161675268
put sode
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>>161675268
>150 bags with that incredibly small amount of enemies killed

???
>>
>>161675268
Enjoying that Pimped out Getaway?
>>
>>161675268
>>161675582
I would kill myself after half an hour, he must have it muted. I refuse to believe somebody would be able to stand that.
>>
>>161677923
Of course it's muted. But even without the music i want to kill myself.
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>>161675525
And timer hidden.
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>>161678164
I mean I know there's a bug to fuck with assault waves I'm just curious about why he would bother.

Why waste so much time for worthless XP and even more worthless money
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>>161678164
Here's your timer, fag.
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>>161678334
if hacks can let you cheat bags, then I'm pretty sure they can let you mess with timers too
>>
looking to do some achievements

When in Russia... Do as the Russians Do

We Are Rockstars On This Job

Cooking With Style
>>
>>161679234
Add me

id/akillerbee
>>
Help me /pdg/ please I have tried so many times I just can't do it please I need your help. I have been trying to beat Prison Nightmare on Overkill for 4 hours now I just can't do it it's so much harder than playing on very hard please /pdg/ I am desperate.

/id/akillerbee
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>>161680730
just wait for a full lobby, tell them you want to escape asap, and run dodge. Where are you having trouble? they removed shields from the bridge, so now it's easier to run like hell.
>this better not be b8
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>>161681438
>akillerbee
>Not b8
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I would ask in the Total War general (and may later because as of late it's become the Warhammer Fantasy general), but does anyone here play End Times: Vermintide? It's like a melee centered Left4dead clone, and since this is the most similar game with a general I figured I'd ask here if there was a player base interested before trying to make a new general
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>>161642546
Nobody knows.

They haven't added a "Complete all heists for X contractor" ever. People keep asking, they never get a response.
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>>161681438
>/id/akillerbee
>not b8
Welcome to the crew, seems you are new around here.
>>
just realized I can solo the first two so I need some of you fags to help with the cooking with style one let's go nerds help a brother out
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>>161683015
Join chat turbo wanker
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Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Speedlock Holmes (slakt_1)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- No More Debts (daily_mortage)
Brought to you by Houston.

And this month's new Monthly Side Job is:
- Kiss The Chef (voff_5)
Complete it for your chance at a FREE Stat Boost or Team Boost!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>161684508
I will kill you
>>
Ded
>>
>>161678837
lol
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Who is the guy who make these pics with jacket and dragan?
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Is there anyway i can cheat all the weapon slots?

I genuinely don't mind grinding anything else, but $800k for a fucking slot is a fucking load of shit
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>HANDCUFF YOURSELF!
>CUFF YOURSELF!
>PUT YOUR CUFFS ON!
>NOW CUFF YOURSELF!
>NOW PUT YOUR CUFFS ON BITCH!
>>
Memes
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>>161681605
there was some interest here like a year ago because we were all mad about microtransactions

the few times i've asked about it since then, i got the impression that gameplay is not very compelling and despite being designed to be melee-oriented, melee sucks about as much as it does in pd2 and the two ranged weapons available also suck

also i think there was already an attempt at a seperate /Vermintide General/ but it died
>>
>>161693734

Y-yes Senpai
>>
>>161681605
>>161697574

Did /kfg/ die again?
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Reminder that memers from leddit and discord aren't welcome here, we don't like your kind
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we don't like anime either bitch so hit the road jack and don't come back
>>
>>161701728
Well it's better than discord people coming here and stealing codes, why do you think some codes go too fast for even this slow shit?
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>>161701593
i bet shes upset because gun has no trigger
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>>161701593
>anime
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>>161702118
>not liking anime
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>>161702613
>Playing on console

lmoa 0/10 would not waifu
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>>161702613
>console version of PD2
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>payday 2
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>>161705464
Payday 1 heists can only give me so much entertainment.
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>>161706083
PDth is too hard :^(
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>>161684508
>- Kiss The Chef
>join a dozen ok pugs
>none of them come close to 25 without needing to go do something

It can't be that hard to do. I'll try and solo it.
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>>161701904
What codes?
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>>161707329
https://github.com/DrNewbie/CookFaster
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>>161707992
t. cheating shitter
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>>161708474
y. w. friendo
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should i spend some shekels to open a sydney safe?
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>>161712160
>161712160
yes
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