/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

GO BACK IN THE BOX

2nd for reactionary political gimmicks

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Join Pupper

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Ayy lmao

unban me

>>161617995
ban me

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Pomf stepped outside

It felt good to be alone
He wished he was happy
He thought about somebody he had just unbanned
And how stupid it had seemed

He knew he should forget about it
He decided to cluck but he couldn't
(A chicken passed silently overhead)
The streetlight, and the buds on the trees, and the night were still

It finally came
He screamed a long cluck
It made him feel strong
And determined
To go back inside

The light
Their backs
Their conversation, the waifus, romancing, so natural

His admins stare
With eyes like the heads of nails

The others
Glances
With amusement, with evasion
With contempt so distant
With malice for being a stye
In their roleplay

Like floating weightless in the darkness
Like walking through an empty station
Speaking to an imaginary deadchat
Being watched from outside
By someone without a ckey
He could not rotate-chair to anything

Pomf left and drove
And clucked and laughed at himself
He felt he knew what that was

Pomf closed BYOND
And looked at the round before
He knew what he had to do
He was responsible
In the mirror, he saw his friend

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>>161617372
"no."

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So this youtube video means a wave of shitters is likely upon us right? Do you guys think we'll get any new waifus out of it?

>>161618787
Ill be your waifu for 20gp.

>>161619004
Me as well.

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>>161619004
>>161619091
>buying your waifu's love

>>161619281
Ill sell you my premium package for 25gp
Comes with unconditional love.
Small fries.
Medium drink.

it was inevitable

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>>161619440
Sheeit nigga, small fries and unconditional love for only 25gp?

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>>161618787
Yea we might get some try hard "gamer girls" looking for obscure hardcore games to show how gamer and girl they are.
They're usually attention whores and easy to corrupt into ERP'ing.

>>161620280
Lets hope everything turns out better than expected and we get some high quality waifus out of this ordeal

>>161618787
>>161620280
>i dont like new players coming and i hope interest in this game continues to wane

Relax, faggots, the featured server was Yog

>>161622339
>i dont like new players coming and i hope interest in this game continues to wane
Nigga what? I just asked if we would get new waifus.
We were all shitters when we first came

>>161620280
We already have that

>>161622601
I'm still a shitter

BOY I SURE LOVE VGSTATION WITH EPIC ADMINS SUCH AS MR"XD GRUS VON KRAMPUS"FOSTER, MR""""PAIN"""", AND 2 FAGGOTS FROM HIPPIE

>>161623121
Give it time. With a little effort you can rise above shitter status.

>>161623281
Tell us why you are upset young man.

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>>161623281
Is Garrus getting bored and shitposting again?

>>161623445
fuck off nigger pain

>>161623512
What has you hurtin boy? Tell me who did you wrong?

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>>161623281
>mfw I'm not a shitter and never do anything that would result in a ban or admin fuckery

>>161623671
"shitter" is a fucking buzzword you dumb cunt

>>161623738
I'll play your game.

>>161623671
>pic related when I'm not extremely bad at spess and never do anything that would result in a ban or admin fuckery

>>161623281
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS, EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS.

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>>161623978
>when you've only gotten pinged once to let you know never to let a girl know how you're gonna play with her after you cuff her to a chair

>>161624148
Diabeetus?

>>161623671
>tfw i am a shitter and became headmin

wew

>>161623281
>mfw i'm goodcurity but i know the rules so well i basically grief the greytide without ever getting myself in trouble
>mfw my targets are usually known shitters whose ahelps won't even be taken seriously anyway because they've had so many people ahelp their shittery in the past
>mfw eating my valid salid

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>>161624962

That video reminded me that I haven't played Cargonia in like 6 months.

https://youtu.be/OjpLqmoz1iE

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(Follow) Andrew Baker exclaims, "I had this dream that I kept dying over and over and over and over again. it was a terrible nightmare!"

>Dizor applies for admin

I hope she gets it, great artist!

Lings need to step up their game

>>161622339
>i don't like new players coming
No, I don't like youtube commenters coming. I especially don't like the idea of a bunch of 12 year old faggots coming around, thinking this will be like Hippie or TG or Yog.
Publicity is bad; This game doesn't need publicity, because publicity means normies, and normies means shitters.

I hope I did okay as pharmacist that round!

Lots of thanks to Science for making those bluespace beakers, they helped me a shit-ton and let me mass produce stuff much easier!

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>>161626187
>Dizor
Give me the ckeys of all the real life females and their ingame static names so i can erp and flirt with them without feeling gay please.

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>when you're playing sec and doing everything by the book
>when you're making greytide angry by virtue of simply locking them in their cells for the duration of their sentence, only ever interacting with them to taze them
>when the greytide starts screaming bloody murder about 'm-muh lawyer, muh lawyer!'

The best thing about sec is that you don't have to be a shitter to get your giggles.

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There is no greater feeling then bullshitting your way out of something you did. Shame I couldn't steal the slime extract, but 3/4 objectives is good enough for me.

>>161626187
>great artist
Does she draw waifus?

>>161626387
>mime
>play the guitar
>some borg doesn't like it and arrest me for "human ear harm"
>can't law 2 it and security locks me up anyway
I play mime to suffer.

>Try to show a new engi the rope
>he gets stuck in medbay for half the round
>already set up power
>nothing is happening so cant teach him how to fix breaches
>try and teach him how to set up an AME
>finally a meteor stor happens
>singuloose immediately
>tell him to wait at escape
>suicidal scientist throws himself into the singulos with a bag of holding
>borg gets tries as well and gets spaced
>almost get the big succ multiple times
>make it back to the shuttle
>new guy no where to be found
>realize after the shuttle left he was waiting in the arrivals shuttle

sorry mate

>>161626613
>tfw you will never be new again

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>>161626707
>you will never relive the round that broke your SS13 cherry

>>161626814
>Your first spess waifu will never come back

Hope the silicons that round were happy, I tried to do more than normal because you all seemed nice that shift.
>>161626310
Good to hear they helped, I hope you got to make nanobots with the stuff I gave you too.
>>161626456
Would have gladly gave you one if you stopped by science and asked.

I don't have a home Internet connection so couldn't respond to the guy who said "no admins online" yesterday, but please keep in mind:
If there are no non-AFK admins online, every admin in the Discord is pinged. Even if there are admins online, your ahelp can be read by offline admins.
Just ahelp, it's half a minute on your wnd and a minute at most on our end to check if everything's good.

>>161626967
>you will never again be new enough to be obviously shit yet old enough to know how to plasma flood with a canister and pretend it was an accident

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>free weekend for titanfall2
>noobs trying to quickscope while I wallrun and apply shotgun to face
>some guy uploads a video of him playing ss13 and a faggot links to our server in the comment
>new players joining in because of them
I will enjoy every moment of it

>guy starts throwing glass at people "LIKE THAT GUY IN THE VIDEO!!!"
>gets robusted by sec and thrown into permabrig
>goes braindead, never plays SS13 again
why are we worried, again?

>>161626261
I really hope this is bait.

>log in
>who
>THAT guy
>log out

Who is it for you? For me its Freakinabonk

>>161627346
>implying they would even know how to get glass

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>>161627346

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>>161627383
>logging out for anyone
I play security.
I log in for people.
I see a certain named shitter running around I minimize the shit on my second screen and go full ss13.

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Code pineapple fanta now

>>161627603
Autism

>>161627631
>when you see other people post about the pineapple fanta but you got none

>>161627383
>being a bitch and avoiding players
It's nice being in medbay and just patching up everyone that comes along. Hell, if you save an antag's life they may reward you by not plasma flooding medbay later.
>save the clown in surgery while security is looking to valid it
>tfw no lube appears near medbay for the rest of the round

>>161627676
Pics plz

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>When your waifu got the pineapple fanta

>>161627764
this
try your hardest to get on good terms with the clown as med, because sec hates your guts.

>>161627776
i literally could not find a single image that would encapsulate this so i just posted without one

>Chief Medical Officer: Zachary Hensha

Disgusting

>nigger breaks into science no warning
>trying to get into xenobio
>try to stop him
>starts beating the shit out of me with a toolbox
>disarm and give him a taste of his own nigger medicine.
>im the bad guy all of a sudden because my nigger compatriot was stuck in xenobio.
>go inside to save him after teaching fuckboy a lesson
>no one inside, who woulda thought.
>get blamed for using common sense when there is no sec on board, get stun by same nigger out to revenge me and kills me.

fuck lowpop, if its not murderboning its useless people that that cant fucking handle being told no.

>>161627832
>tfw the HoS sits by and watches you treat someone they robusted a little too hard while arresting so you can't sneak them out through the morgue or surgery after treatment

>>161627954
End yourself you tease.

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>>161628013
i could have gone with screaming pepe.... i didn't... have a revitalized Sportacus

>tfw greytider tells you to look in the space law book to try and prove that he was being arrested 4noraisin
>punishment in the book ends up harsher than what the you were going to originally give him

if its asimov and the captain tells the ai
"dont let anyone but heads in"

but then someone wants in

which commands holds priority?

>>161628187
I believe it's the most recent command, but I don't play silicon so I could be wrong

>>161628187
It's a directive, so IIRC, it's overriden by commands. You have to follow all commands from humans. Directives are different, they can't be defined by a human saying 'AI don't do (x)', they have to be defined by laws. Commands are an action, usuaally capable of being done in a few seconds/a minute.

So i've seen this game a thousand times on /v/ and when looking through the /vg/ catalog, but despite being interesting never got around to playing it.
Is there a certain server I should go shit up first after reading the wiki a bit? As in one particularly friendly to being new.

>>161628347
>Commands are an action
>Hey borg.
>hello friend, what do you need?
>Law 2 drag and drop this gps onto the salvage shuttle

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>be the detective
>grab the last multitool, cause fuck asking for extra access
>Clown cries that I took the last multitool
>Investigating EVA that's been broken into
>Clown comes in, grabs a pair of magboots and chucks them at me
>motherfucker
>Tase his bitch ass and take him to the brig
>All the while, he's crying over comms saying i'm rogue while calling me a faggot, obviously upset
>No officers in the brig and I dont have access to cells, so I decide to dunk his bitch ass while handcuffed
>Waiting for the bwoink, never comes
>mfw

>>161628837
/vg/, polaris and bay are the holy trinity of great servers. All welcoming to newbies.

>>161628837
Eros

I miss Rail.
She's mai waifu

>>161628842
I think that's why the 'doable immediately' clause is there.
Either that or that is a valid command and the poor borgo is fucked.

>>161628837
Stay in your lane and be nice until you figure out how to play. We have a few extreme trubo nerds on our server who have no mercy for anyone, and will likely valid you for no reason. Yahir and Old Man Logan come to mind. Stay away from them.

>>161628992
>rail
>even remotely a good medbay slut

>>161628837
Bay and Polaris are newbie-friendly and have a lot of people who will generally be happy to guide you through your first steps, as will /vg/, although /vg/ is less forgiving and will call you retarded if you fuck up.

Don't go to TG or Hippie, they are utter canfcer.

>>161628837
Just don't join the discord and play a human randomname. You'll be fine on VG

>>161628837
>after reading the wiki a bit?
one wiki does not fit all servers just so you know.

Just play assistant or another unimportant job on /vg/ to learn the ropes if you're not a faggot and are able to follow the rules. If you can't abide by /vg/'s rules, I'm sure you can find another server such as >>161628940 or hippie and look at their wiki.

Just read the rules and never forget them or else you will forever live in the gay baby jail.

>>161629102
>VG
You won't :\

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Dear Centcomm.
You better have fucking nixed that parking ticket for all the effort I went through for your retarded manchild

>old shuttle trick to break crates was nerfed
>I trusted a clown

I should remove myself desu

Hey guys, new guy here. I'm kinda digging this game since I also play DF and FTL and SS13 seems a mix of both.
Any tips or guide I should follow before jumping in? Thanks

>>161629647
Literally read the thread.

>>161629647
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules start here and read the whole wiki.

>>161629647
DF and FTL are great games that share a few concepts? But the really defining feature for SS13 is that you're playing it with a large number of other nincompoops.
Guides, not really, but here are some good guidelines:
1. Read the rules for the server you're playing on. Don't break 'em.
2. Play as Assistant your first time.

>>161629647
Go play on Urist.

>>161629647
dont play assisant like >>161629735 says
play chef instead it gives you a good grasp of game mechanics

>>161629647
Read the rules here http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
Read the OP new player guide section
Read the rules again
Read the wiki
Read the rules again
you won't ruin anything by reading the wiki like you do when it comes to hidden fun stuff and DF

>>161629050
Name a better one

>>161629886
(you)!

>No pink haired HoS to whip me for my crimes

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>>161629886
I like to think I'm pretty good in medbay, but I'm not a slut. Too bad I haven't been in game recently.

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>>161629838
>>161629821
>>161629736
>>161629735
>>161629682
>>161629681
Ahah, I'm not actually a new guy. You got honked hard, thank you for your (You)s

>>161629992
>tfw no clown gf

>>161629523
Do you just wing your fucked up speech? I'm assuming you're going for a "Vox learned sol common wrong" routine? I love it to death I'm just terribly curious and want to pick your brain.

MILLHOME

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>>161630125
Fug. Meet me in ragecage right now so I can take back my (you)

>>161630129
>Bee will never grief the clown with you

>>161630223
you just gave him another (you) idiot.

>>161630262
Oh fuck

>>161630030
Who that medslut

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Can we talk about the waifu's that are confirmed real girls?
I'm not gay.
I can't erp with someone who is actually a girl!

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>>161629647
read several wikis for general knowledge
every server and it's wiki has some kind of bias and narrative to it and you need to see beyond that to be functional
use ours when you start playing here
take on a comfortable amount of risk after you learn the basics
focus on surviving and making the shuttle/pods, five dimensional chess comes later

>>161630709
just read the jsgate it's right there jesus stop shouting

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>Geneticist
>Over 5 DNA injections
>Superpower still didn't trigger
>Try again
>It was a minor power

>>161630571
The pic? fuck if I know, looks like the source is in the image though.

I usually just prowl through /c/ every now and then for general purpose anime reaction pics and google image search "x anime girl" when I need a specific theme or emotion.
I'm at 139 images and I still don't into anime

>>161630709
That's pretty disgusting desu

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>>161630203
Technically loosely based off another character I have on a different game entirely.
But yeah, mostly just improv, nothing special.

>red alerts going off
>plasma slowly leaking through the station
>fires bellowing far off
>firelocks shutting to contain the spread
>see chaos ensue, people trying to save eachother
>it's useless
>people are left behind as the fire spreads
>what few are left are saving themselves
>fire consumes everything
>everyone I once knew are gone

honk

>>161630868
> not moving on once you know it's not a disability and you got it above DAC

>>161631191
It's a lot more amusing than 'YESSINGS WEISINGS NOW KNOWINGS OF THE COMMON HAHA'

>fuck around with ghetto chem all round, learning the ropes
>oh no it's malf
>ghetto chemisting up some thermite in dorms bathroom
>bird runs in
>bar had been plasmaflooded and burned earlier
>"hey bird don't do anything i'm making th--"
>bird opens the door to bar
>ZAS kills us both
oh...

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>>161631305
>It never goes to DAC or above

>when you're sec and your PC crashes, and by the time you get back everything's gone to shit

Fuck.

>>161631371
>When you're trying to doctor but then the screen freezes and the patient bleeds out before you can relog

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>Ask ai if I can go into its core because I am the chosen one who can not be borged
>It lets me, room is full of plasma
>Hear turrets activate
>Inner potat activates, suicide bomb time

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Anyone know how chemistry statistics anon compiles the chem statistics?

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>>161630830
>jsgate
where's it at hookme up senpai

>>161631371
>when you're setting up the singularity and it lags just as you're finishing up so you end up dying in space because you slammed on the forcefield

>>161631547
http://archive.is/G2t39

>>161631605
cheers senpai

>>161631605
>ctrl+f
>probe
>0 results
Fuck!

>>161631315
Thanks man.
At the end of the day, that was a fucking great round and BAN SERWIND FOR CHOKING THE CHICKEN IN THE TRADE SHUTTLE, E R P

Give me some good (and by good I mean shitty) Diona names

>>161631925
I've seen both "ITS REVS" and "MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI"

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>>161631925
I ain't giving you my top tier cute diona name

>>161632007
>duct tape in one hand
>empty(?) plastic bag in the other
I really want to know what was happening right before this pic was taken

wait did i delete that or did a mod delete that?

guys i might not be posting for awhile...

>>161632182
>guys i might not be posting for awhile
Shit nigga what did you do?

>>161632182
See you in three days

>>161632325

>>161632007

>>161632376
You seem to not be banned yet. You'll be fine. What happens in spess stays in spess, mods don't give a shit.

>>161631605
>ctrl+f
>TheMegaGoat
>"Owner"

FUCKING SHIT ITS NOT FAIR

Megurine
what's her ckey?

>>161632659
Squidmoko. Guess what the documents folder is called.

Have you prepared for the eventual second coming of jsgate and renamed your folders?

>>161632792
idc if people search me up. it would be flattering to be paid any attention

>>161632792
Don't give a fuck.

>>161632792
I have now!

>>161632792
Literally nobody cared the first time

>>161632792
is it racist that the only time I grimaced when I saw a waifushitter's foldername end up being a guy was when the name was ethnic?

>>161632792
Main static has my name in it and I don't pretend to be anything but a guy, you could get my full name and adress, couldn't give a shit.

>>161632792
I was an "owner" the first time around
Maybe I should change it to a girl's name to fuck with people though

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>>161632851
>>161632875
>>161632915
>>161633026
>>161633095
>>161633136
>>161633253
>mfw 7 (you)'s without even trying

>>161633253
>people "inexplicably" begin to grudge and treat you better than before

Id personaly go for a ridiculously extensive name.

>>161633310
Thanks for repaying your denbts

>>161633332
>OddembrekProject III

@161633335
No problem m8

>>161633332
>JorgeMarioBergoglio

>>161633368
>Not sir John William Reginald Benedict Cumberbatch Cooper the Third

AI names are funny, but kick it up a bit, I'd add more names If I could think of some that would mesh well.

>>161633480
That's not a suggestion, OddembrekProject III is Sarah Johnson

>>161633528
I know it ain't one, I was just having some fun, everyone was baffled back when why the fuck he had a AI name, I still got no clue.

>>161633332
>Law 2 Space yourself

>>161631605
>for example John
cheeky little shit

>>161633634
>not law 1:Jews_are_not_human_and_they_breathe_liquid_plasma

>Not making your ckey a girl's name do everyone thinks you are one
>you're actually just an autistic "we build" player and random namer

Name a better HoS than Megurine Luka

>>161634073
LESTER
THE
JESTER

>Sawbones so mad he got banned hes shilling his other discord
can we just get rid of him forever already

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>>161634073

>>161634096
Other discord?

>>161634096
Sawbones is better than all those shitters you thread fuckers praise like dragonbro and mrpain.

Only like 3 samefags hate Sawbones, rest of us agree Zealotron is a solid 8/10 min.

>>161634169
They're all shit, zealot is just especially shit

We should burn it all down

>>161634169
Except you're wrong, go back to playing EVE with him and licking his asshole

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>>161633985
>we build randomnamer fag
I don't hold grudges against players, that's just fucking dumb, but for you, I'd make a exception if you are the kind of retard that recalls the shuttle after about 8 7 devs , a Ripley having destroyed all the bleeding floors, atmos is beyond fucked and only you and 3 other carbon living players are alive.

>>161634217
>>161634229
Eve is free now. Join pupper and have fun for once you friendless autists

>>161634323
>spreadsheet simulators
>fun
I think you might be the autist here, I'll stick to actual videogames

Sawbones is good. If you disagree you are insane, metagrudging and a loser.

He's an admin, only great players get admin.

>>161634479
You should stop posting about yourself in third person. There is nobody on this server who has played a round with you who believes this.

Hey, I heard about this game from YouTube. Where do I start?

>>161634578
I can't tell if you are serious or not.

Apologies if you are sincere, but I just can't tell.

How many of your ahelps resulted in bans?

How do I convince the admins to give me a chance as trialmin? I'm not a shitter.

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this is how you deal with this shitters without giving them their (You)'s

get fucked cunt

>>161634649
*these

>>161634646
Write an application and be transparent about your server history.
Then yell at Celt to get off his ass and do his job because he seems to have forgot he's supposed to be managing that right now.

>>161634578
At the risk of being baited again, see this >>161629838

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>>161634646

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>>161634649
>Being so autistic over (you)'s you make a gif every time you respond to potential bait

>>161634640
one
but oh boy, was it a moderately sized one

>>161634768
No I'm playing 4D (You) chess, see how my post is now piggy backing on his (You) post to get (You)'s?

i didn't know the card doesn't show zeroth laws

boy, did i fuck that up

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>>161634850
Even without that, why the fuck did you think the ai was continuing to door shock and plasma flood sci?

>>161634885
I'm not smart and far too trusting to play sec, that's why.

>>161634850
>>161634885
>not imediately wiping the AI clean the second you can

You can build more at robotics, you got the board for em, just activate the positronic cube for the nigger sillycon to come back into the round.

>>161634917
You had me permad and gave me no options of getting out for having a mag and superglue, you didnt even check in on me. You're just dumb senpai.

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>>161634959

Get them valids

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>get interrogated in the brig
>get stripped in my own chemistry lab
>somehow the fact that the AI was shocking me almost to death wasn't a good enough hint that maybe I wasn't in control of it
>nor was the fact it was doing shit whilst I literally stood in medbay doing nothing
>still get accused of being bad the entire round despite all of this

>tfw literally innocent the entire time

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>>161634984
>had me permad and gave me no options of getting out for having a mag and superglue
>having a mag
>not expecting perma

>>161635016

I saw you making thermite, so I made it my personal goal to make your shift suck.

>>161635064
I was asked to make thermite so people could use it to get to the AI.

>>161635104

Well there you go

>>161635224
Wait, you were the AI, weren't you? FUCK

>>161635291

honk

>>161635308
Goddamnit

>>161635005
Its a AI, all sillycons are build to suffer, just like that one nigger Borg I told to state its laws 15 times in a row.

I'm pretty sure it was blown by a traitor or that he killed himself. Should have known better than to call humans pricks, then he gets treated like one.

What's the job you like to see but is hardly ever played?

>>161635737
Bartender

Nobody ever bartends anymore, even when they pick it. They just run off and validhunt with their shotgun and a toolbox. It makes me happy when I see a bartender willing to sit down, have a nice chat about shit, and generally be an all around good roleplayer.

>>161635789
Ditto, I'm making it a tradition to just steal shit like secvends for sunglasses and give em to people, woop woop helmets too.

>>161635789
>want to bartender or a easy job
>know if I don't play CE or engi station will have no power.
a-at least I have my shards and pipes...

>>161635789
bartending isnt something people really do on anything other than high rp. play on high rp and you can get a bartender to talk to you for days

>>161635959
>isn't really something people do on anything other than high RP

There's a few people who do it here. Kayahi comes to mind, as do a few others. There's plenty of people who actually do RP here, you just have to actually pay attention and look for them.

>>161634291
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE NO WE KAN FIX IT DUNT RECALL

MUH AUTISM

Would people be interested in Polaris character creation.

You have a set point limit and can set up clothes loadouts. Allows for more personalisation of your character. You can't choose items of jobs you aren't. For example Winter Coat, Security will only be equipped if you choose a security job.

>>161635397
>how dare he call humans pricks
>I know what will show him, I'LL BE A GIANT DOUCHE BAG
>WTF Y U KILL ME BORG AHELPAHELPAHELP

>>161636006
i guess i don't get to experience them too often. my main job is mostly me sitting in my room for the entire shift

>>161636095
Absolutely nobody aside from me and a few other people would be interested in it.

Still, try and port it anyways. Please, dear god, do it.

>>161635789
>just starting out
>learned all I felt was necessary on assistant
>huh, bartender seems easy
>spend 40 minutes alone in the bar figuring out how shit works and making Irish Carbombs
I'm just not efficient enough at mixing drinks (or chems) by hand to warrant playing bartender.

>>161636095
That sounds really nice. Like, I'll suck your dick for it kind of nice

>>161635959
No one bartends because if anyone actually tries to use the bar to talk to people you get people sperging out and trying to murder them for not being mindless robots waiting in their departments to babysit shitters.

>>161635789
Made a dedicated slot recently to bartend, but there's not nearly enough RPing bartenders around really, a damn shame really.

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>>161636149
>my main job is mostly me sitting in my room for the entire shift
>mfw paramedic in a staffed medbay on lowpop extended

>>161636095
No.
Work on gameplay and gamemode improvements.

GATEWAY MARINES
2017!
MAKE AWAY-MISSIONS
GREAT AGAIN

>>161636095
Dude, I will literally seek you out and suck your dick if you port that.
Fucking DO IT. Seriously, if you put in the effort, it would probably get merged.

>>161636142
Sign up to be a slave, get treated like a slave, if they don't want to be the stations bitch, don't play Borg and then insult carbons in comms.

>>161636095
Personally, CM away mission sounds much better, but sure, I'd be down for it.

>>161636484
>r-r-respect m-muh authoritah!
>i-i big man, you stupid borg slave!
>D-DON'T CALL ME AA PRICK YOU ASSHOLE
>AHELP: BORG IS BEING A DICK REEEEEEEE

>>161636095
Yes but only if you add weapon choices for security.
I'd prefer to start with a Lawgiver instead of an Egun as HoS.
A shotgun instead of revolver for detective.
A stunrevolver instead of taser for security officer.

>>161636570
We call of duty now

>>161636186
>>161636191
>>161636464
>>161636541
>>161636570
I've never coded before but I'm going to try and port this for you guys.

>>161636484
Which is why you play AI. People respect you a lot more and you cannot be made into a slave as hard as a borg.

>>161636642
Do it
I will fucking love you forever.

>>161636642
Do not give the detective a fucking shotgun. Probably the most retarded idea I've ever heard.

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>>161636557
>literaly a role where you are the stations bitch till a captain gets you a free shitter pass or the traitor subverts you
>bitching about people treating you like shit when you signed up exclusively for that

You are the reason sillycons are treated like shit. You are the stations bitch, no matter how autistic you try to make the strawman look to disprove it. Don't create shot situations for yourself and you won't get treated like one, but start talking shot as a slave and you asked for it.

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>>161636642
I'll be your waifu and cuddle you forever if you succeed

>>161636642
Please be reasonable, so no sunglasses, no lawmakers, no shotguns, maybe round start sunglasses or books, but no powergay shit

>>161636726
>d-don't call me a dick of i-i'll say mean things to you!
>i-i'm your m-master obey me!
>s-stop being mean to me!

>>161636642
Sec should get choices:
Officer: let them spawn with the sec pistol in their backpack
Detective: keep standard revolver
Warden: some semi-auto pistol/revolver
HoS: Mateba/lawgiver

>>161636642
make it so people with pomf coins can get upgraded starting weapons like lawgivers and shotguns and an energy axe for atmospherics because they have an axe for firefighting reasons

>>161636772
>no sunglasses
>proceeds to say maybe sunglasses

make up your mind, man

>>161636675
>>161636725
>>161636767
>>161636772
>>161636816
I looked at github and I'm scared.

I won't try to do weapons yet, just clothes and holsters like polaris currently does.
>>161636858
No!

>>161636816
>free pistol
>free revolver
>free revolver

Oh god, why the fuck are you encouraging this for pure powergay.

>>161636924
Relax, take deep breaths, and also can you make us able to start with cigars and zippos? Polaris has tiny otherwise useless flavor items in their creation as well, it'd be nice to have those.

>>161636924
>I looked at github and I'm scared.
>>161636642
>I've never coded before but I'm going to try and port this for you guys.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT

it's never happening
this poor guy has no idea what he's getting into
thank god

>>161636956
>security shouldn't have guns!
Why
Imagine this:
>low sec as usual
>tator goes on killing spree
>officer has no weapon to defend himself except a taser
>officer gets killed

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>>161636924
Don't worry anon, everything will be alright. Just relax and take things at a comfortable pace.

>>161636642
God you're so fucking retarded

>>161637058
You literally have an armory for situations like those.
Also one (1) taze will be all you need if you land it.

>>161636859
Alright, meant no sunglasses for assistants but maybe sunglasses for heads at best.

>>161637058
>can't defend himself without a taser
Git. Gud. Communicate with the crew

>>161636989
Stop trying to scare off the one poor sod who's actually making an attempt at doing something that would be nice for the server instead of trying to force their 'muh creative vision' shit on us like the rest of the coders.

You should be encouraging this and nurturing him, not attempting to scare him off. If we got a coder who was actually interested in Polaris features instead of the usual 'm-muh /vg/pride we da best code fuck bay i good code yes' would be just fucking great.

>>161637147
Assistants already start with sunglasses.

See: IAA.

>>161637058
>taze
>beat the shit out of them by pistol whipping them with the tazer
Oh wow, so hard, if you really want to be effective, get a toolbox you fag.

>>161637058
>>161637128
Not him but:
>no sec
>a sec joins mid round
>brig and armory is plasma
>cargo is in full cargonia NAP mode
>science is unstaffed

>>161637226
>beat the shit out of them by pistol whipping them with the tazer

can't you just harmbaton their hands? the traitor cannot murderbone if you disable his hand

>>161637128
>>161637226
>wizard EMPs you
>defenseless

>>161637058
Stun weaponry is literally the best unless you're fighting something that can't be stunned.

Just tase the tator, cuff him, and beat him to death.

>>161636924
You can ask any questions you might have about Github/coding in the Coding Discord at https://discord.gg/388t5

>>161637593
>literally the best unless you're fighting something that can't be stunned
I've never played sec and I am fairly unrobust as well, but wouldn't stun weapons under perform in a multi-antag situation such as cult or rev? As in you stun one, but then his buddies prevent you from going in for the cuff until he's back up or they drag him off to safety?

>>161637770
That's why you carry flashbangs.

>>161630709
What emotion is she conveying? What the fuck.

>>161637859
>she

Is Ayybraham Lincoln an acceptable grey name?

>>161637770
Only if you're fighting multiple of them in a single room, which you shouldn't do anyway. You should retreat and call for backup to even out the numbers.

>helping autist with rust
>become captain while running errands for the rust by virtue of witnessing his death
>use all access to print the boards
>do stuff
>rust falls apart
>power off most places
>atmos alarms that i completely ignore blaring in all the hallways
>can see plasma in maintenance with mesons
>go to call shuttle since the janitor can't be captain and everyone is missing and comms are down
>murdered, cloned, electrocuted by door, carped, ZAS'd, carped
all around a decent run

Playing with a trackpad is hell desu

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made a mob if you want. its hands match with a human so it can hold things and I think you could put hats on it.

http://imgur.com/a/OKaWe sprites here.

>>161638013
I've considered playing on my surface pro, but the trackpad along with the condensed keyboard on the typecover would make me want to kill myself.

Hang in there anon.
Consider picking up a USB or bluetooth mouse

>>161638150
No one cares here.
Post sprites and shit on the Github if you want anyone who actually cares to see them.

>>161638187
Oh no, I do have one, I just decided I'd play a comfy cargo round after not playing for months while laying on my bed, only to end up getting tator

Guys I'd had an idea.
Earlier today that happened to me:

>suicided on roundstart right in front of medbay
>paramedic stuff me in a morge
>I got back in my corpse so the morge light turned green
>laugh a little while the CMO and another doctor were trying to decide what do do with my body
>eventually the CMO removed my brain and gave it to the chef
>I got turned into a Brain Burger

Sadly, I'd end up on the void because I'd didn't had any body or brain to be in but, WHAT IF this were a goofy way to bring people back to the game, as a talking burger?

What if the chef could bake another body parts to attach it in?
What if the blood is made of juice?

I may try to code it

Turns out a complete newbie can't port a huge system like polaris loadouts.

Copy and pasting didn't work.

>>161639395
you're on your way there
keep trying, be the man mr rogers knew you could be

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>>161638837
Meattide stronk

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>>161636272
Why arnt you in telebay anon?
The lack of paramedics there is sad.

>>161639716
Fuck off Fritzl. Stop shilling your retarded gimmick. Med will always be infinitely better than ebin tele-bay meme.

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>>161639395
It's alright anon, we all stumble on this journey through spess. Take a step back, take a breath, and try again anon. We're counting on you.

Do it for her

>>161639760
Fuck off Ay Liam, nobody even remembers you

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>>161639760
Well good luck in space then sucker.

>>161639716
Last time I logged in telebay wasn't a big thing. Even when I did work telescience on lowpop I usually ended up staring at a CMC forever, but at least with telebay I can probe for shit on other z-levels in between disasters. Once I'm done with my exams and papers I'll probably end up being a fixture in telebay

>>161639395
try addressing all the issues it spits out when it compiles

it won't actually get it to work more than likely, but it'll give you some good practice with understanding why it's incompatible

>>161639760
what's fritzl 's ckey again?

>>161639395
God you're so fucking stupid I cant even describe it

>>161639486
>>161639794
>>161639993
You're right, I'm going to keep at it with a little bit every day and trying the tutorials on byond.

>>161640045
I'm sorry anon, I'm just trying to start somewhere.

>>161631758
I wasn't even playing. And my name is Eric.

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>>161640118
Good to hear you're pushing on anon. I have faith that you will be able to figure it out. Good luck.

>>161639849
Al Liam was the best telescience guy I've ever seen.

>>161640428
Eric

>>161637361
>what is cargo
>what are extinguishers with pepper spray or lube extinguishers
>what are bartender shotguns or blunderbusses
>what are cable bolas, stun gloves, fire axes, toolboxes, ieds, traps, flashes, flashbangs, or plain boxing gloves to the dick

Come the fuck on, just because you ain't properly geared doesn't mean shit, you are sec, find a way instead of powergaming fucking matebas and pistols at round start you disgusting exploiting faggots.

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>>161639395
>Turns out a complete newbie can't port a huge system like polaris loadouts.
>Copy and pasting didn't work.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
NO SHIT!

here kid
https://unity3d.com/learn/tutorials/topics/scripting
use these tutorials so you get a good running start on what coding is in the first place
after you've done your homework and you have the right idea of the depth you're stepping in and you've gained some experience in working in AN coding environment with AN language.
You can hop into coding for byond with this analytical and coding """toolkit""" so you can write code for ss13 that won't be completely shit. Because what you would gain from following all those tutorials (2 maybe 3 weeks of going at it like it's schoolwork) would take you a year putsing around in byond.
>zero coding experience ever
Here's the reality. I can't imagine any scenario where it takes a minimum of 3 months before you're capable of porting that without fucking everything up. And that's super human intelligence and autism scenario for the bare minimum.
If you've got the same intelligence and work ethic of our coders. You'll be getting it in this time next year.

But you CAN do it. You can definitely do it's just going to be a lot harder than you think.
^-^7 good luck

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>>161640118
Its okay anon it was a good move. Sometimes you do the obvious thing and see if that works then look at what kind of errors you get and go from there.

>>161640493
Good morning.

>>161640118
Anon, if you do it, please, don't be a retard, tell me you won't give people guns or insulated gloves roundstart, just shit like smokes and such, maybe a zippo lighter.

>>161640571
please come back

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>>161640660
check it.

I've been playing for the last week.

>>161640737
You gonna stay probe? Or is this just a fling before you go away to another server.

>mfw I've been playing nothing but security officer and cargo tech for the last year and a half.
It's like I'm stuck in a limbo and the exit is just a few meters away from me, but I can't, or don't want to, cross it.

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>tfw you start your project and then the shuttle is called, so you end up with a shitty half finished mess

nobody would've come to it anyways, I guess

>>161641019
Should do it again, looks nice

>>161640863
I haven't been playing on other servers. I've been playing other games.

Whether I keep playing depends on whether I wear out on spess or not. We'll see.

>>161640930
Pick some job people hate or no one plays well and become the best at it.

>>161641019

You need to advertise anon, you won't get customers otherwise

also that's a lot of red but it works well if you're going for an me2 Afterlife vibe

>>161641019
It looks very nice.

>>161640930
You enjoy it mate, don't lie. Be the sec we need.
>>161641019
Design is fine, just don't make it red unless you are vamp mate doesn't look good to me desu.
>>161641051
We are glad to have you back anyways probe. Hope you enjoy the stay, even if it aint forevwr., and thanks for all the work pal, all of it is great stuff.

>>161640118
This is a really, really, REALLY, R E A L L Y bad thing to try to do as a first coding project.
Not only is it quite a large system, but due to the secret repo and SQL shit, you can't even test it properly on local.
I would VERY highly recommend you learn by doing other projects and come back to this in several months at the least.

What if Dragon Ball Z mode?

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>>161640930
>security officer and cargo tech
When shit goes down on the station cargonia or securitopia is where you want to be desu

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>>161626814
>tfw latejoined as botanist and took me 20 minutes to find hydroponics because the station was SO BIG AND NEW

>>161641342
>friend is showing me the ropes
>leaves to do something because he picked Captain and he's got to deal with a situation

>I'm absorbed by a ling within a minute.

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>>161641176

>not wanting vampire bars
>not serving only blood based drinks
>not enforcing a 90's edge tier dress code on entry
>not blasting out a carefully selected playlist of ominous dance music on the jukebox

it's like you motherfuckers don't even want to ice skate uphill

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>>161636095
Yes, please fuel my need to be a special snowflake waifu.

>>161641286
I mean, cargonia is just the best, sec should relocate to sec desu.

Just make some makeshift cells there, shits cash, cargo can also be comfy as fuck, secure too.

>>161641472
I saiv unless, as in, only of there are vamps. Chill your tatas miss bat, I think vamp bars are the shit, but it needs to have actual vamps to be great enough to make.

>>161641019
Just go mommi to do your speed build your autism. Last night I had a good round of speed autism making a quite large shuttle in escape.
Ended up getting half eaten by a singulo though, but still.

>>161641609

thank you sir I have a new character gimmick, now all I need to do is ensure I can build a vampire bar speedily

>>161641019
Goonlighting is so crap holy shit

Is this game still a laggy 1999 tier pos?

>>161641791
Nope, it got smooth as fuck, seriously, its like 60 fps and the tickrate is smooth as fuck.

>>161641713
Feel free to port a better lighting engine.

>>161641951
No, the last time someone did that, we got Goonlighting.

>>161641951
We already had one.

>>161641442
>I'm absorbed by a ling within a minute.
>by a ling
Your lingo betrays you, you're not new

>>161641990
Oh no this was like 3 years ago. I'm just sharing my first round.

who here /neverbanned/

WTF I hate new players now

>>161642551
I was banned one night when I had been drinking. I got it appealed though.

>>161642551
only ban i've ever had was overturned an hour after it was applied, does that count?

>>161642551
More like who /banevade/ here.

>>161642551
nope, never banned. warned a few times due to engineering mishaps.

/r/ing the goon ice planet greentext story