/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Second for sawbones is unbanned today!

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3rd for waifus

>>161680310
tomorrow

I'm finally fed the fuck up with paradise's general BS and to immigrate, someone redpill me on why VG is better please.

>>161680406
Fuck off
We don't want your shitty presence here
Go gas yourself and burn in a fire

I realized something important.
It's not about how hard you powergame. It's all about how hard you APPEAR to be powergaming.

If you're a security officer with yellows out, you get "Test Dummy" bitterly shittalking you in deadchat.
But dye those gloves red? Now you're powergaming even harder, but it's more subtle. Nobody will comment. No bitter deadchat stigma. No chance of it ever coming back to you.

Now, you can have 900u antitox in your bloodstream, but because people can't SEE it, you appear like a perfectly average player. Take some hyperzine for your magboots? You twitch and emotespam. People pick up on that. And it's the dumbest and most innocuous thing to get salty over, but believe me, the most sensitive retard in the world WILL get mad that you're taking hyperzine for your magboots.

Powergame hard, spessmen. Powergame subtle.

>>161680406
1) Top quality waifus
2) Furries are limited to Vox
3) Eveeyone does their job
4) Enough roleplay to make the game functional, but not so much that the experience is bogged down

>>161680406

less autism over how you rp and using game knowledge without going hippie tier anarchy

>>161680406
just observe and maybe play as an assistant for a while to determine that for yourself, since everyone in the thread is untrustworthy, including me.

>>161680618
>>161680360
It's time to stop

>>161680406
I am suspicious of you because you are from paradise, as that is a well known furry ERP server

>>161680487
Dye them black with a mime crayon for even bigger powergaming. I think you can find them in the average costume crate, not sure.

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>>161680487
>you can have 900u antitox in your bloodstream, but because people can't SEE it
KIND of true...

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>>161680756
But anon I've only posted once in the thread until now.

I mostly waifupost just to shitpost, but waifufags are real, and they spess alongside you all the time.

>>161680406
No really though, I've been playing SS13 since late 2013 and stupid me has been stuck on best RP knockoff shitholes the whole while because I only recently learned how to internet properly.

Just answer this, is there shitty instatsun y/n? That alone would sell it for me.

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Wich waifu is the biggest slut and why is it always the actual real girl?

>>161680857
I'm a legit human supremacist honest.
I admit I did go through an IPC period, but that purely for the coolness factor, that and greys, other xenos can get skrekked.

>>161681059
>not naming your powergaming pills "Hi chemistry logs!"

>Oreo wasn't a traitor
>Still staff of change you
Why

>>161681134
>implying morena is a real girl

Mindswap doesn't/just didn't work for me
explain

>>161681059
There's another sign you notice if you've actually done it.

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>find something cool
>gunwiz round

>>161681217
>skrekked
what

Punching in the chest becoming a ghetto defib when?

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>>161681234
Don't worry Rhydens, we can metagrudge him together!

>>161681412
Thanks Jean.

first for Paradise a shit

shame all other servers aren't populated besides spess spess marines

>dual wielding SMGs firing into a xeno with your borg bro

>>161681445
Anytime~

>>161681059
>strawberrytan
>harsetheef
>rail
How the fuck are shitty waifus the worst offenders?
How do you beat YRED in chemistry abuse?

>>161681606
Leave Strawberry alone, he's cute

>>161681410
>Punching in the chest
You do know that CPR is already in the game right?

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>161681804
ah, but does breathing down someone's throat shock the heart back into beat?
no

free kingston

>>161681606
>rail
What does rail even do, I've never seen them chugging antitoxin

I think I've seen them making drug cigarettes though

>>161681921
Instead of punching the chest you should have to apply cables while near exposed wires or some shit. Make it prone to burning the fuck out of the body and shocking the ghetto doctor if they don't have gloves.

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>>161680360
>>161680618
>>161681069
>>161681134
>>161681412
>>161681571
>>161681712

>>161682289
Nothing, Rail isn't a waifufag shitter either.
Just ignore it.

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>>161682693
>only quoted twice
>mfw I'm a skinny fuck
Is it just me or is the amount of waifuposting/waifuposters increasing?

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First for Tarjan pirates.

Alright so is everyone supposed to be so sanic fast or am I just too used to para-speed?

>>161683440
You slow down a lot more when you wear suits or heavy boots

>>161683318
Compared to how it was 6 months ago? Nah, it's way less than it used to be.

t. former Cargo waifu

>>161683358
>not clipping the tail since they wouldn't need it for balance and would only be an issue in combat with pulling and the pain of having it cut
WORTHLESS

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>>161683358

>>161683865
>Compared to how it was 6 months ago
Of course. I was meaning that it's been really low recently and that it seems that there has been a slight rise in waifuposting

>>161684164
we ran out of people to shitpost about so were back to square one

>>161683358
"no."

>>161683865
>cargo waifu

terry?

>>161683358
Should just icon a bunch of basically-human-with-additions races that can show up like Vox raiders desu.

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>>161684518
No

>>161680406
90% less lag and people here are not complete idiots
and no furries

>>161680487
funfact if you turn a pair of mags on and wash them in a washing machine with any colour crayon it causes them to appear as normal shoes.

>>161681091
>is there shitty instatsun y/n?
On /vg/ all stun weapons instantly drop victims to the ground.

>>161681712
>cute

Cute is not 'sitting at the bar for the entire round not doing your fucking job'.
Cute is not 'running off out of med and not being seen for 15 minutes because you're too busy with whatever stupid gimmick you're running to actually do your job' is not cute.
Taking all the beakers in chem to make one (1) batch of four (4) kinds of pills is not cute.
Never answering your radio because 'lmao i m special snowflake u haave to pda me haha' is not cute.

>>161681091
yup, /vg/ combat is all about instastun

>>161685384
I don't blame people who miss common channel messages, there's just too much stupid chatter on there.

/vg/ combat is shit
everyone else's combat somehow manages to be even shittier

i may not like instastun 'lmao u ded' shit, but goddamn, it's the best of the bunch compared to disabler beammemes and other assorted dogshit

>>161685603
i played on one server which had a cool thing where, if you had the second level of grab on someone and them harm intentend an arm or leg you could break it. that's the only thing i wish our combat had

can we have an item that's like a esword but does little damage and if you activate it at the right time it deflects a projectile about to hit you

>>161685874
That doesn't sound too hard to code.
It could be a good first project for you, anon!

>>161685949
Sure.

>>161685603
what exactly is terrible about disablers? dont they just slow you down instead of stun?

what we really need is a way to keep hold on your items when you get pushed or zas. being tazed you should still drop shit, but it doesnt make sense for your wrist to become limp from being pushed by the clown.

>she will never notice you
i don't know how long i can go on like this

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Would you find yourself more often agreeing with

A. Antagonists are meant to make a round interesting, even if without conflict.
B. Antagonists are meant to add conflict to a round.

A. Killing an antagonist is never wrong.
B. There are times where it is wrong to kill an antagonist.

A. Greentext is valuable to me. I enjoy getting greentext.
B. Whether or not I get greentext does not matter to me.

A. I prepare for bad situations and know how to weasel out of them. This is robustitude.
B. I do not prepare for bad situations, and improvise well to survive. This is robustitude.

A. My favorite moments in the game are those of triumph, whether it is mine or somebody else's.
B. My favorite moments in the game are those of interesting or comedic situations.

A. People who are incompetent at their jobs without learning should be banned from their job.
B. People should not be banned solely for incompetence, so long as it isn't causing massive harm.

A. I enjoy having my ingame friendships transcend rounds, so long as it doesn’t break any rule.
B. I do not enjoy having a relationship with another ingame character that transcends rounds.

A. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to interact often with other players, like Medbay, Security, Clown, Librarian, Bartender, Trader, Cyborg, AI.
B. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to achieve personal goals and play with the mechanics of the game, like Miner, Botanist, Xenoarchaeologist, Virologist, Xenobiologist, Cargo Technician, Engineer, MoMMI.

A. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should be able to be independent of all other departments.
B. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should still need some cooperation from other departments.

A. Jobs should not be made arbitrarily harder due to recent breakthroughs or quick methods to doing them better.
B. Jobs which are made too easy or even partially invalid or useless should be reworked to keep all of the job’s existing features relevant.

>>161686441
Fuck your RP.

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>>161686441
ABBBBAAABB
How much of a shitter am I?

>>161686441
A, B, A, A, A, A, B, B, A, A.

>>161686441
A, A, B, B, A, B, A, A, B, B
Am I a degenerate?

>>161686104
disablers are functionally lasers with a slowdown mechanic
you generally get more of them
hippie secborgs are ridiculous
also the TG style taser sprites look retarded

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>>161686441
A. make it interesting, but dont be a dick about it.

B. in mixed modes, some antags might defend crew from others.

A. disregard anone who thinks greentext doesnt matter. they are just powergaming murderboners.

A. being robust isnt just about lucky disarms and stunlocking. same as above, murderboners

B. lots of weird shit can go down, have fun even when being killed if the kill was interesting.

A. fuck yes ban people who dont do their job right and with proper RP.

A. meta relations are ok if it doesnt lead to grudges or metacomm

B. social interaction is pointless because 9/10 players dont read chat and act like mute autists.

B. interdependance makes for interesting situations, if every greyshit could make an entire sci,med, and power setup at roundstart they should just host their own build server.

B. we need more, not less job features and responsibilities. right now everyone just acts like spoiled, entitled, greytide autists.

>>161681134
>sarah
>nikita
>margaret williams
>emily
>sluit
>claudia
>martha
>katherine hernandez
>monica
>leanne
>eleanor
>melissa
>leona
>maria
none of them act like sluts tho except for my waifu rail but she's stopping because we're getting married soon

>>161686357
Who is it? If you say her name she wont still notich you cause she doesnt know who you are

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>>161686441
AABBBBBAAA
some of these sounded suspiciously design document-y fampire

>>161686441
>A. Antagonists are meant to make a round interesting, even if without conflict.
>B. There are times where it is wrong to kill an antagonist.
>A. Greentext is valuable to me. I enjoy getting greentext.
>B. I do not prepare for bad situations, and improvise well to survive. This is robustitude.
>B. My favorite moments in the game are those of interesting or comedic situations.
>B. People should not be banned solely for incompetence, so long as it isn't causing massive harm.
>B. I do not enjoy having a relationship with another ingame character that transcends rounds.
>B. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to achieve personal goals and play with the mechanics of the game, like Miner, Botanist, Xenoarchaeologist, Virologist, Xenobiologist, Cargo Technician, Engineer, MoMMI.
>B. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should still need some cooperation from other departments.
>B. Jobs which are made too easy or even partially invalid or useless should be reworked to keep all of the job’s existing features relevant.

>>161687795
Her name is Claire, she knows who I am but she seems oblivious...

>>161687307
kys

>>161686441
ABBBBAABBB
roleplay trumps validz any day of the week in terms of satisfaction

>>161687861
Tried to stay as unbiased as possible with the questions, let me know if I'm failing to do that with any of them in particular.
I'd say I'm mostly ABAAABAAAB personally. But the most interesting part of SS13 is meeting people with a different point of view.

>>161686441
BAAABBBBBA

How to get menu music?

>>161686441
A. Antagonists are meant to make a round interesting, even if without conflict.
A. All antags who cant into stealth should be shot on sight.
A. Im not an attentionwhore but appreciation and beign notiched makes me happy
A. Always prepare and usually always die, still learning to be robust.
A/B Comedy and Victory both are nice.
B retards will remain, also shit will get boring if everything is perfectly running.
A I like IC friends having some nice lightheared erp with them.
A/B cause i wanne be social and autistic.
Doesn mather
The wiki shouldnt be updates so there is an actual experimenting and learning curve at each job to find the secrets of pure effecienty!

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>>161687307
You're okay, please continue to play.

ASSASSIN BORGS WHEN?
CYBERSPACE WHEN?
ACTUAL HACKING WHEN?

>>161687965
Thats pretty cute anon, i hope you will eventually suck her dick.

>>161687795

her name is Noelle

>>161687989
no u

>>161688272
k bby L u 2

>>161682289
Late reply, but here's what.
Rail is the biggest chloral demon in the server, far ahead of even Yred. Can you spot their ckey here?
http://hastebin.com/oxutezewef.hs
>>161683021
If I shitpost about someone it's for a good reason, dammit.

>>161687795
Her name is Sam. I miss her every day. I can't believe I fucked up that badly.

>>161688272
don't reply to yourself

>>161688415
>tfw im not even talking about space, just anonymously venting my emotions to anyone who will reply
its been a few months, but im unsure if thats too short or what...
th-thanks.

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>>161688691
Is this post ironic?

Is THIS post ironic?

is THIS post ironic?
*unzips dick*

>>161689069
Is that post ironic?

>>161688681
>5u of Zombie powder
Where the fuck do they even get zombie powder

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>>161688795
If it doesn't happen anon then you'll need to let go eventually. Clinging onto empty dreams will just make you broken anon.

>>161689007
>>161689069
>>161689283

https://youtu.be/a2krXq8fw90

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Who is the most kind static?

>>161689445
Rail
Green haired Devil

>>161689445
Dean Bash

>>161689445
Rail.

>>161689495
>first one
Yes, Rail is surpisingly nice
>second
Literally who? If you're talking about Morenaa, you aredead wrong

>>161689641
green haired devil is a myth

>>161689641
>If you're talking about Morenaa, you aredead wrong
That post was ironic anon.

>>161689398
I don't want to let her go. Something is so exciting and enticing about her, i'm hooked. I can't even explain it, uhhhgh

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>>161689865
If you want first hand experience of how much of a mistake you're making. Join the discord.

>>161689865
>ugh being a beta male is my gimmick

>>161689641
I'm nice anon. And not the green haired devil.

>>161689972
I will never stop loving the ugh meme

>>161686357
>>161687795
>>161687965
>>161688415
>>161688795
>>161689398
>>161689865

PLEASE FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING I'M SICK OF WAIFUS AND WAIFU POSTERS. ALL WAIFU'S ARE PLAYED BY FUCKING ((((MEN)))) REEEEEEEEE

>>161689298
i belive it's one of the possibilities in groans soda.

>>161690104
this
the one good thing the name leak did was show that every waifu is actually a dude
i fucking love it

>>161690104
They are the only ones not waifu posting anon. It's a real girl, not even on space

>>161689972
it's difficult to explain, she's... weird and uncaring, so trying to be upfront would be so awkward and bad.
>>161689958
I don't get what you're trying to imply
>>161690104
I'm not talking about a waifu, i'm not even talking about space, sorry.

>>161690104
i like men though

>>161680865
Mime crayon dyes them white.

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>>161690104
>He doesnt know that waifu are straight bait to turn any waifu lover into questioning their sexuality at the realistion that a virtual female with the mind of a guy is perfect. So that he will embrace the trap and eventually the cuteboy and then a guy and eventually will actually find a real husbando and be happy.

What do you think of this, medbay players?

>Neural Consent Defibrillator (NCD)
>Apply to a disembodied head
>This will prompt the player to respond if they are wanting to be transplanted in a new body. The device will ping if they click yes, nothing if they don't click, and buzz if they aren't playing anymore or are not eligible to revive (e.g.: chose to become a mouse or derelict MoMMI, chosen as ragin mage, chosen as blob mind, chosen as alien, etc.)

This way you don't have to do a whole brain transplant surgery just to find out they quit playing ages ago and you wasted 5 minutes and a monkey body.

>>161690659
I would rather just be able to stick the head in cloning and not be able to clone it, but see signs of brain activity to show they are not fucking off to blob

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>>161690284
Anon please, i'm just trying to warn you about what you're going through. Clinging onto a hope that she'll get with you, it'll just get stronger and stronger and you'll be all the more broken when it doesnt happen.

Its fucking nearly christmas time, buy yourself some nice shit and forget about love.

>>161690659
Why a whole machine for that? Just add a function to the cloning scanner or to a MMI and have one MMI spawn in surgery.

>>161690840
I was thinking something handheld like a defib not so much a whole machine

>>161690659
you can already do this to husks by sticking them in the cloner, you just can't do it for already decapitated heads
>brain transplant
it's a head transplant, fucker, NEVER TAKE THE BRAIN OFF UNLESS YOURE BORGING THEM OR MAKING BRAIN CAKE

>>161690659
Asking for an mmi can do about the same, it forces the brain to reply and if it does it can talk to you about getting revived. But a tool that allows you to would be nice. Possibly add it as a function to health scanners when used on a brain.

>>161690801
Recently got some new headphones, two watches on the way, but now i'm out of money.
Doesn't help I'll be spending christmas alone, and I know she is too. Just want to spend time with her
I hope it's just a temporary thing and I get over her soon but I don't know. If nothing goes at 6 months i'll go desperate measures.

>>161691097
Jesus fuck, Anon, just ask her out and stop bitching on a fucking atmos sim general thread on an anonymous Tahitian capoeira forum

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>>161691085
>>161691038
Why not just make the cloner able to detect if a head is active or not. Theres not much worse than transplanting a head from a husk and getting an inferface failure.

>>161691298
I'm sorry I'll stop. I just can't do it, i'm afraid, if anything.

>>161691097
>Doing anything exciting for Christmas?
>Spending Christmas alone? That's a bit shit
>I am too, though
>Do you want to go to place with me?
It's that easy anon. Let my words guide you. She can only say no, then you can move on. I believe in you and know you can do it!

>>161690553
shit, thas gay

>>161691097
>two watches on the way
you what nigger
the fuck do you need 2 watches for so bad it's worth running out of money
it's the SECOND of december

>>161691380
scan the husk, it bwoinks them and does the mental interface confirmation thing, it just can't clone them

>>161691415
Do this:
>>161691424

Don't be a pussy, you fucking faggot, give me your ckey so I can metagrudge you if you chicken out

Test

>>161691485
Ones gold and the other is silver, I couldn't decide and when I'm depressed I make stupid purchases. I collect a lot of random shit because I accidentally buy a bunch of stuff some nights.
>>161691424
>>161691543
she's just out of my reach in that regard right now. Maybe i'll be a weirdo and ask if she just wants to sit down and skype or something.
Ok sorry, said I would stop and I will now, sorry thread.

Apparently my phone data's ip range was blocked but I'm not one to shitpost. Is this newmoot doing his shady shit to try and get me to buy a pass

Does /ss13g/ like to play colonial marines? It has some pretty stupid ingame rules but oddly enough, I find it pretty fun.

>>161692816
I used to but that was ages ago and now it's always with over 110 players, no way I'm touching that.

>>161692964
>no way I'm touching that.

Is there a reason why +100 players is a bad thing?

Quick!
>your favorite department
>your favorite board (outside of /vg/ if this shithole somehow is it)

>>161693076
>favorite department
medbay
>favorite board
used to be /k/ before /pol/ invaded and lowered the average IQ by 40 points, now the only boards I really frequent anymore is /trash/

>>161693076
Medbay
/mu/

>>161693076
Medbay and I don't go anywhere else

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>>161693076
Engineering
/lit/

>>161693076
>Meebay
>I don't actually visit 4chan a whole lot. It's not that I disagree with it, I just can't be bothered regularly checking yet another thing

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>>161693076
Engineering
/sp/

>>161693076
>anything but medbay, god what a shithole
>/int/

>>161693076
sec/assistant

/k/,/pol/,/x/. Also, /sp/ is amusing sometimes.

>>161693076
>engineering
>/a/

>>161691821
No! Not Skype! Take her to see fireworks or something baka

>>161692816
It's fine, it just gets old really fast. There isn't room for much robustness since most of the combat is just pew pew bang bang claw legs sadar shit up.
Nothing like the complexity of ss13 stuncreatineZASlubechloralhardcores combat.

can a goodmin check my appeal on the forums and call me shit

>>161693051
Lag, clusterfuck, severe unbalance, griefing.

>>161693903
link it

>>161693076
All departments except sec
/a/

>>161693962
Unbalance is way worse at lowpop.

>>161693903
Ok
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3298&p=17127#p17127

>>161693076
Security
/trash/

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>>161693076
Medbay
/pol/

>>161693752
I can't!!

>>161693752
>>161694163
I assumed he meant she is currently not in the same geographic region as anon, so anything physical would be out of the question

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What are you boys listening to? Me, I'm listening to that comfy. Also for you weebs, it has a gook girl in the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_8aoCGh-o

>>161694163
Yes you can! What's stopping you? She probably will think less of you if you don't ask her out because you'll radiate nervousness. She probably feels really unwanted spending Christmas alone, why are you letting her hurt anon?

>>161693076
Medbay
/d/

>>161691884
Like three quarters of Jap IPs are blocked because of proxy shitposters

>>161693076
Security
/tg/

>>161694341
I just can't get near enough for a while. Skype is my only option :(

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>>161694271
I have been listening to this for several weeks.
https://youtu.be/zYudk332_9U

>>161694573
Send her a nice card. Write her a poem or something.

>>161693076
Assistant
/k/
>tfw no black powder revolver to make from sodacans

>>161691884
This is nothing new, shitload of IP ranges have been blocked before by moot.
If the text only boards still existed you'd find several sad folk without proxies whining about being unable to post.

>>161694573
Don't do this: >>161694639

How far away is she from you? How old are you two?

>>161694573
DO NOT FORGET TO APPEAR CONFIDENT.
Dont present yourself as weak shit begging for her attention but more as confident who chooses her to spend time with.

>>161694639
Do NOT do this unless you're ABSOLUTELY SURE that you're great st poems and that she likes poems. I CANNOT stress this enough. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

I tried playing this once years ago on some random server back when this game was fairly regularly talked about on /v/.

I was so fucking confused and the latency was so bad, all I remember was walking 3 tiles and then immediately getting knocked unconcious(?) by a clown or something and getting my body dragged to a section of the ship with open space and getting shat out of what I presume was an airlock.

How easy are you guys on new people?

>>161693076
Medbay
/x/

>>161694818
Don't be a shitter, play a non-essential department like science to start with

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>>161694818
Anyone will help you if you are genuine and kind and a new waifu on the black

>>161694086
thanks qt

>>161694724
she's 26 and i'm 21. Distance is significant for now, at least.
>>161694750
I'll be fine on that front, don't worry.
>>161694804
>>161694639
I could do a card and just put write something cheesy I guess... I'm good at that. Not a poem, just something cheesy.

>>161694996
>>161695067

Possible to spectate? Get a feel for things?

>>161695104
Just, whatever guy, you know her better than us. Just not poems. Very very few things feel worse than getting a bunch of awkward poems whether it's from someone you like or not.

>>161695104
send her a dick pic

>>161695067
*block

>>161693076
>Head roles
>/a/ bringing anime references into other mediums is a cancer upon it most of the time

>>161695283
Yep. You can observe from the lobby screen and just fly around.
Don't give away info to living people, like posting in the thread or OOC, but feel free to use adminhelp to ask any questions.

>>161695283
Hit observe instead of join game and you'll spectate and see people get salty in dead chat

>>161695286
Confirming this, me and my ex used to laugh about some awkward fuck who wrote her a poem.

>>161695298
great advice thanks
>>161695286
Yeah I know.

>>161695342
>self-hating weeb
kill yourself if you can't handle it

>>161685384
Mad because sometimes I leave medbay? Make a PR for SaMMIs

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>>161695483
Forcibly debraining Reica Carter every round to put her in a sammi trapped in surgery alone when?

>>161685589
>>161685384
>>161695483

>only able to be contacted through pda
>they just don't hear common
:m GET YOUR ASS TO THE FRONT, FUCK
lolwhat that's not pda

>>161695640
Some people use the headset slot for a hyperzine smoke

>>161695483
>sometimes
Every fucking round, without fail, you are not in med when you are needed. Every fucking round, without fail, I yell for you over radio once, and you never come.

You are a useless piece of shit.

>>161695884
I can't think of a single situation where you would want a single cigarette over a headset.

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>>161695884
I don't think I've heard anything this retarded in a very long time.

>>161695889
I'm a better doctor than you

>>161695889
and despite all of this, still manages to be top 3 for all griff drugs!

>>161695469
is this a jojo reference?

>>161695994
I have a deaf engineer for when I just want to work

>>161693076
Medbay
/his/

>>161696028
Well you're not strawberry then. Literally anyone is better than him, even day one surfer who kept trying to take a dead guys ID to swipe on the cloner.

>>161696154
is this a jojojo reference?

>>161696250
hiroshimoot strikes back

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>drill a shitter in the chest and down them in one
>don't even get bwoinked for it
best feeling

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>>161695884
>hyperzine smoke
Why the fuck do people do this?
Why would they consciously inject drugs in a cigarette for personal use?
Why the fuck wouldn't they just make a pill or skip the cigarette altogether and use the syringe?

whoever was playing that slime is officially my waifu now,

also thanks for the good work amelia and officers, great round all around id say

>"Borg, bolt open this door."
>borg tases me
>"Borg, bolt open this door."
>borg doesn't do anything
>"Borg, bolt open this door."
>borg walks away

Don't play silicon if you can't understand your laws. Very minor stuff, but it's just a constant reminder that you're all utter shit. Go fucking die in a fire, silicon players.

And no, I wasn't brigged or under arrest or doing anything of consequence. I just wanted a borg to bolt open the fucking door, but no, they wouldn't as it was the escape security door. No, never mind that one of the other doors had been walled off and anyone could just block or otherwise fuck up the other one...

>>161693076
Science
/d/

>>161696250
Sure thing, bub.

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>Security got all 4 lings

okay so bombs with tremendously cold oxygen were still detonating but they were tiny. i made an impossibly small detonation with a 0 shockwave. can someone tell me why the bombs are huge at -240 but as soon as i go to -245 they fizzle (but still technically explode)? I would have figured they just wouldn't detonate if the end mixture was too cold.

>>161696379
Did you
A
H
E
L
P

>>161696338
Style

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>>161696250

>>161696353
>>161696458
I don't play sec often, but god damn that was rewarding. I felt like I did a decent job for being new to it.

>>161696506
Is your plasma the same the entire time? Or are you heating it more for the colder oxygen?

>>161696564

I've ahelped stuff like this a thousand times.

NOTHING
E
V
E
R
HAPPENS

>>161696458
>couldnt find the fucker who electrified my office

i failed in spirit

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>Be assistant
>Break and enter into multiple departments, steal cool shit from them, be a general nusiance
>Uncover some murders, do some investigation by hacking open doors and interogating people independant of sec
>Ask HoP for all access to assist in my investigation, he gives it to me
>Hand some bodies over to sec, gain their trust(?)
>Fully arm myself to the teeth, never get a security implant, nobody seems to care
>Just start arresting people without a license, nobody really cares
>HoP admits that he's a ling to me in maint, I tell him I'm cool with it
>Set up an ambush with the HoS and arrest the HoP
>He stings the HoS as he's about to get cremated, I zap his ass then cremate him
>Revive HoS, fuck around the station for a bit, solve some more minor crimes and then escape on the shuttle

I started from the bottom and now I'm here

>>161696654
here's the thing, the bombs are still going off. I get plenty of duds from them not detonating because shit is too cold but that's not what is happening here.

>>161696808
Oh i forgot the bit where
>HoS and HoP go to kill a fuckton of slimes, HoS gets wounded in the process, I'm just along for the ride
>Grab a fire extinguisher and slaughter about twenty pissed off slimes

>>161696848
Yeah i've hit some really low bombs and it's usually because i had no plasma because i was trying to make it too hot.
If its not to do with the plasma, I don't know. I don't understand zburn.
For 7 devs at least, you dont even been insanely hot plasma and insanely cold oxygen, mild in both ways just werks.

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>>161696808
>be assistant
>open a locker in arrivals
>captain's access ID
>go to hop's office
>give myself all access
>put the ID back where I found it
>spend the rest the shift in the kitchen
>make enough pasta to feed the whole crew

>>161696808
one of the things you learn in sec is that you should try not to waste talented grey shits. i thought about cracking down on you but you were being pretty helpful all around

>>161697058
i can make a dev 10 quickly and easily. this is mainly about autism to get to 11.5 because I saw someone else do it.

>>161696808
>be chaplin
>just fucking around
>captains office is blown open
>but nobody's taken the spare
>take spare and armor
>THINGS HAPPEN
>in shuttle getting ready to launch
>all 5 heads in the cabin fucking rare
>HoP mentions starting as an assistant
>i mention i used to be the chaplin
>turns out all of us except the RD started as a service job

>>161696808
>you zap his ass
Nigga I shot him with my stung gun

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>>161697564
>stung gun

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Does anyone have that how2atmos image?

>>161697652
cute doggo

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>>161697564
i'm fully aware of how autistic it is that i checked the logs to prove this

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>>161697872

>>161698202
Drat, foiled again. At least I can say I got two lings then.

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>>161697863
coming right up

>>161698779
how do you deep fry disposal pipes

hey guys remember when everyone had fun with the deep frier but then coders said no fun allowed and everyone justified it with "just pray and an admin will upgrade your frier :^)" and they never do?

hey guys remember when everyone had fun with the wheelchair but then coders said no fun allowed and everyone justified it with "just pray and an admin will upgrade your wheelchair :^)" and they never do?

hey guys remember-

>>161698908
wheel chairs are cancer nigga fuck them

>>161698831
with a fryer, duh

>>161698947
pretending to be a retard is still retardation

>>161698908
HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN CODERS MERGE A SHITTY CHANGE "AS A TRIAL" AND THEN NEVER REVERTED IT CUH

>>161698908
There's an admin memo saying enabling the "fry anything" thing will crash clients that's why they don't do it

>>161700470
No, that's the recursive food warning, which comes AFTER you decide if you enable deepfry or not

>>161700470
MATRYOSHKA OPS

>>161697342
fuck you I had that same pillow cover forever untill it finally became too ragged to use. fucking 90's kids.

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Finally! For the first time in all of my wizard runs, I've succeeded! I had fun.

>>161700954
>having fun

Banned

>>161700954
I am glad you have learned that the only way to win is to enjoy yourself and have fun.

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So as a new player playing assistant since the wiki describes that as a good starting point... What should I be doing?

>>161693076
security
/sp/

Is there a hotkey for pointing?

>>161701167
b urself :)

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>muscle wizard robusted by two vox and a gun

>>161701167
assisting if you want to learn different jobs.

>>161701167
Learn how to play, RP, basic stuff like how to drag shit, ask HoP for an easy job like Cargo Tech or hydroponics or whatever.

>>161701167
Greytide.

>>161701167
Either watch people doing their job and get mistaken for an antag scoping out their target, or ask for trainee access to a place and get someone to teach you, which will also get you mistaken for a guy looking for a way to get their target to lower their guard. Alternatively, just mooch around the station trying things out. A good test of the interface is trying to smoke a cigarette or apply a bandage.

>>161701167
Go to the HOP and tell him to make your title "Sick Child", then just go and knock on people's doors and tell them you're dying of cancer and are also a stupid fucking kid but your dying wish was to meet all the cool people at the station and see what their job is like and the HOP says you have to let me in

>>161701167
My first few days I played assistant and just played the helpful fireman who lives in maint, only to emerge if shit gets fucked to try and help.
My major contributions to the station during that time was learning that I can light myself on fire with a fire extinguisher filled with welder fuel with a cheap lighter jammed in the nozzle and making acid in the toilets, loading it into a fire extinguisher, and accidentally spraying it in my face.

>>161701228
danger birbs! watch out!

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>161701858
it's a meme you dip

>>161701858
it is autistically indepth

>>161701858
I like having my spesspussy pounded by an entire space station in dorms

Does the ghetto syringe gun transfer all syringe content or does it lose most of it like a syringe stab?

>>161702587
What ghetto syringe gun?

>>161702587
>>161702652
I'm guessing he's referring to the revialver?

>>161702587
The revialver does SPLASH all the contents of the vial onto the target upon impact.
However I'm not sure how many units are transferred when you splash a containers' worth of reagents onto someone, and anyway permeability code is fucking terrible right now so half the time what seems like it should've gotten into the person's system ends up having never touched them at all, like if they're wearing a facemask.

>>161702754
No I'm referring to syringe in a fire hose.

>>161702986
>No I'm referring to syringe in a fire hose.
oh. I have no fucking idea.
get a mass spec and shoot yourself in the face with it a few times for science

>>161702986
Have you even tested to make sure it injects anything at all? To my knowledge launching something out of a fire extinguisher is the same as throwing it, code-wise.

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>>161701858
because We Fight!
because We Build!

>>161703105
nevermind, doesn't work
it just throws the syringe

>>161703434
Well at least you tried

>>161703172
man it's fucking awesome

>>161703172
and then centcomm announces that they replaced the medbay team with a more competent team of xenomorphs

free kingston

>>161704137
>i-i-it was ju-just weak bullets
>i-IT WAS HANDLED IC
>F-FUCK YOU IM NOT A SHITTER DETECTIVES CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT

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>solour unbanned for killing a non-raider trader mistakenly
>solour's first round back was a raider round
>he's playing raider
>he gets left the fuck behind as skipjack is going back to voxland from the outpost
>tfw it's more financially viable to get a chameleon projector for future sale instead of helping the crew with the raiders, in exchange for helping a few of them board the station
>tfw solour sulks as he's left behind
>tfw he gets a new home on the outpost with another abandoned raider and some vox cargo tech
birds

>>161704193
king freeston

The next ultrahuge f2p multiplayer game that is going to make billions is going to be a casualized spiritual successor to SS13. In that it will be a class-based, match-based "roleplaying" sandbox game with mafia elements.

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>>161705006
>casualized spiritual successor to SS13
Thanks Dean Hall

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>>161693076
silly cones
/an/ + /out/

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>>161705006
I've been kicking around an idea for a game with a couple loose tech demos in GM of an ss13 mechanics like single player but the objectives similar to the board game Omega Virus. Land on a station and neutralize the threat using what you find on the station.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh0s12Tjk3A&t=7s

>>161705542

Would it be pvp, where the big threat was also player controlled?

It sounds like you want to make a real-time cooperative survival puzzler.

>>161704313
truly a comfy life for me

>>161705006
Don't think so, the very concept of SS13 needs moderators, at least one per 30ish people
How do you expect that to work with a monetized F2P game?

Should I play cargo tech even if there's no QM? What's the disadvantages?

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>;IT'S [GAMEMODE]

>>161705858
solo player vs computer. no online no coop. just a single man trying to survive in space.

>>161681410
Precordial thump?

SECRET PROTIPS:
Say "*faint" to fall asleep for 2 seconds
This is much better than the sleep verb when getting surgery done on because it doesn't make you sleep FOR FUCKIN EVER
You only need to be asleep for the scalpel step, do *faint when the step gets started and then you can be awake the entire time!

>>161706369
>start to scalpel someone
>*faint
>they wake up right as I finish and squirm in pain

>>161706657
It has always worked when I did it
It's a little longer than 2 seconds

>>161706369
Don't listen to this guy. Just fucking sleep, I can literally wake up up when I'm finished by just sticking you in the homeostasis regulator.
I don't want you faggots awake during surgery, because it makes it a bitch to do the fucking surgery.

>>161706369
also useful: hostile mobs won't attack you if you're unconscious
a *faint macro maybe save you're life
>>161706657
>>161706728
if you're resting when you wake up you're not actually considered awake afaik
you can see clear but you can't examine objects or hear anyone until you stand up
which i'm pretty sure is a bug so abuse it as much as possible for the time being

>>161706728
The guy being awake makes literally no fucking difference after the scalpel step
Excellent job on knowing to use the gay fucking microwave! Sadly not every doctor is you, and there are countless idiots that will awkwardly shake you ten times and then leave you buckled to a roller bed and fuck off because you're not waking up.

>(MANUAL BAN) Actually his notes say he did bad shit with bombs before I am upping this to a dayban, people should stop making bombs as nonantag

You heard it right here and right now from Cptwad, folks.
If you see a scientist making bombs kill, space or perma him on the spot because he's valid for acting like an antag.
Silicons make sure to bolt him up.

>>161706728
>I can literally wake up up when I'm finished by just sticking you in the homeostasis regulator.
What, is shaking them inefficient or something?

>>161706852
Might as well just booby-trap the TTVs every round, since obviously only antags would ever have cause to make bombs.

>>161706852
He literally blew a hole in the fucking station as nonantag. He had been prowling the hallways with a TTV ready to blow it up as soon as he saw an antag, and then suicide bombed, killing multiple bystanders 4no raisins. He doesn't even understand what's wrong with that.
Were you even there that round?

>>161706823
>a *faint macro maybe save you're life
Vox detected

lads
have I got just the PR for us
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/18191

>>161706980
We're not talking about him, we're talking about what CptWad wrote, retard.

>>161707175
oh boy mommy state

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Hi guys I just broke World Record for a Space Station 13 Speedrun and thought you might like it. Here's the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTd1N8z2V2A

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>>161708018

>>161708018
Okay
1. Cryox making immensely slow, just make 90u in a beaker and make 3 pills
2. Clonex making bit slow, you don't need to swap dispense amount that much
3. Like you said, ryet slow
4. Alkysine frame-perfect
5. IV grab very optimized
6. Should have been playing the speedrunner-approved version with pill IVs
7. Mom's gonna freak
8. Heavy breathing during the synthmeat dispensing made me uncomfortable
9. don't blame your messups on RNG, that's for AGDQ

>>161693076
sec/assistant

/fit/, /pol/, or /k/

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>>161708018
W-wait. A world record holder? In spess?
I'll be your waifu and be by your side on this crazy ride through worldwide recognition

Is it a glitch that nothing is moving but sound and chat are still working? Whats goin on?

>>161708391
Thanks ill take those tips into consideration to improve my run

>>161708649
As of today, we're doing away with the whole game and just turning the server into an IC chatroom.
Have fun.

>>161708707
I appreciate all the helpful semi condescending sarcasm, but I don't know how to take it as I'm just coming back from being banned for being a shitter and Im pretty sure i dindunuffin this time.

>>161705902

The more streamlined and objective-based you make it, the easier it will become to implement reports and a bad behavior detection system, which is what every big matchmaking based f2p game does.

Mafia-esque games require a lack of information to work. Detecting when metaclubbing is happening, or changing the nature of the game so that metaclubbing is more moot point, is the riddle that needs to be solved in order to turn SS13 into a quick-and-dirty f2p matchmaking game.

>>161708807
the screen just froze. No fucking clue why it happens, but just relog and you're fine

>>161708807
You got sarcasm because yes, fucking obviously a frozen screen would be a glitch. Make a bug report if you can't get it to work.

>>161689958
Can someone link to the discord if it exists?

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>>161708018
This is great

>>161709426
https://discord.gg/rCg6U

i gotta say the discords pretty shit but its better than the thread. i just don't have the energy to deal with endless waifu posting. it's so cancerous. 4chan is so bad now.

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>>161710164
>now

>>161710164
>circlejerking and fetish spamming
>better
sure thing kolith

Are dumb diona names like "Big Wood" allowed or will I be lynched

also throw some diona names at me because I can't think of any wood related ones

>>161710307
Leaf Erikson

>>161710107
thanks a lot

>>161710296
not kolith.

I filter most of the channels.

it keeps the spess discussion in one place and the shit in another.

>>161710283
janitors used to do a better job at keeping vg clean but I guess at some point they just gave up.

I'm not saying it was ever great. but it didn't used to be so bad.

>>161710307
I only have my diona nymph name, and you can't have it.

I'm sure you can find something nice here
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/ent_names.php

being unable to see light through walls when

>>161710307

I got away with playing a Dionae security guard named "Big Hardwood" so whatever you've got can't be that bad.

>>161710441
>filter
they're still there, you can't hide it

that's like if we had a z-level with ghost ears off where ERP were allowed and people could choose to travel there and not return for the entire round

you could ignore it but it would still be there and endorsed

How many times did the clown get brigged that round?

Every five seconds.
>help sec is arresting me
>help the ai is bullying me
>i dindu nuffin
>sec why are you detaining me

What the fuck was he even doing?

>>161710591
this, god damn I hate having to turn off my lights in a hiding spot just so people don't know I'm there because of the light on the other side of the wall

>>161710618
at one point he got declared non-crew so i let my borgs and sec play with him. then he got himself killed by the spider queen that had been making a home in my core for about 30 minutes.